ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 8th October 2021
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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast
Where shit, I just realised Anastasia films these Friday ones
Did you film that bit of me saying that I need to go for a wee?
Is that gonna be...
No, I did not film...
Well, I have that, I can edit it out
Please tell me you missed the part where I said I need to go for a shit.
Yeah.
What I did catch today was you, Clint, going.
No.
No, don't you do it now.
It was just a treat for you guys.
Well, it's on camera, so.
Some things that happen are just for your eyes.
Like James Bond, that was for your eyes only.
Yeah, well, I can't see James Bond at the moment
because we're in lockdown.
Well, you've got me.
Sorry, I just turned that down.
The international man of mystery over here.
There's nothing mysterious about you.
What are we going to do?
By the way, there so is.
What about that Snapchat I sent you last night?
That was pretty mysterious, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Cool Dad doing some DJing last night. That was pretty mysterious, wasn't it? Uh, yeah. Cool Dad doing some DJing
last night? Yeah, DJing,
vaping. In the sleep out? I'm officially
not into DJ music or
vaping anymore. This is why I don't have Snapchat.
I don't vape.
That sounds like a fun time.
I want to come to the vaping DJ party.
That's not what the screen recorder I've got says.
Do you screen record it?
No.
You wouldn't.
That's rude.
Would I?
You definitely would.
I thought the rule of this job was always be recording.
I'll stop Snapchatting you.
So you should.
It's 2021.
Yeah, good point.
Of course I didn't screen record you.
I call bullshit.
I don't trust you.
You definitely did.
No, you get a notification if I do that.
Never trust the Dutch.
I'm trying to find the right page.
They came up with the Dutch oven.
International BB.
International BB.
As if you would trust someone who farts and then puts your head under the sheet.
Yeah, you and me and the Dutch oven.
Although my wife has been baking wonderful loaves of bread in our Dutch oven.
I thought you were about to say my wife has been breaking wind.
That's what I thought you were going to say. No, I knew that he was going to say, well, I thought you were about to say, my wife has been breaking wind. That's what I thought you were going to say.
No, I knew that he was going to say,
well, I thought you were going to say dish, but bread,
also good for a Dutch oven. God, I love bread.
Bread, baby. It's all that's getting us
through lockdown.
Fresh bread. Fresh with butter, anyways.
And just salt on it. A little bit of salt.
Yeah. Yeah.
Bit of olive oil.
Delicious.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do an international birthday banger.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
It's Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
The podcast.
Yeah!
I love this.
It's international.
You tell us what your birthday banger is from anywhere in the world
on our Bree and Clint family podcast page.
And this counts as international because monique
mcpherson is from palmerston north in new zealand but she currently lives in vancouver canada i
wonder if she's related to l mcpherson uh probably not considering she's from palmerston north i met
l mcpherson one time have i ever told you that no she is stunning in real life
Like you know when you just see someone where you're like
I never thought I'd see someone as good looking as that in real life
Yeah
Oh my god
You need a less obvious fact about Elle McPherson
From your encounter
You know?
Like it's obvious that she's stunning
She's Elle McFrickin-Pherson
I learned how to ride horses with her daughter
There you go, that's better
Did you really? That's not true I just had to make something with her daughter. There you go. That's better.
Did you really?
That's not true.
I just had to make something up.
You need a line like, she's lovely, but she's got a horrific B.I. What about my fact about Adele today?
Oh, that you're the same height as Adele?
Yeah.
I feel like that was more of a fact about you than Adele.
No, that's a fact about her because I thought she was a lot shorter.
Right.
I never assumed she was short. Yeah, I always thought she was short lot shorter. Right. I never assumed she was short.
I always thought she was short but I assume
I feel like Anastasia
and I are quite tall so I assume
that most females are shorter than us.
Yeah, right. And she's the same height.
Let's do Monique's birthday banger
from Palmerston North but currently living in
Vancouver, Canada. Monique, you were born
on the 30th of January
1997 so you were 16 in the 30th of January 1997,
so you were 16 in 2013.
And on that birthday, this was number one. We saying oh, we oh, we oh, we oh.
You are now, now, rockin' wit.
Well, I am in Brittany, bitch.
It's good, Monique.
And so topical because Brittany finally is getting some freedom
and her life back.
Did you see the photos today that went up of her sons?
They're quite attractive young men, aren't they?
Well, they would be.
Her and Kayford weren't an ugly couple.
No, not at all.
They're fully grown.
They're like teenage adults.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Very old now.
They've done a great job of staying out of the media until now.
Except for the time one of them went onto Instagram Live and talked.
Oh, said his granddad was an a-hole.
And he was...
Britney's dad.
He was right.
Yeah.
But...
Who's the guy in the middle?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
Is that Kayfid?
I think the younger one looks more like Britney and the older one looks more like Kayfid.
Yeah, right.
Good brow game.
Anyway, another international birthday banger.
This one's for Travis Morrison from Minneapolis in Minnesota.
Minnesota?
Minnesota.
Yeah.
Minneapolis.
G'day, Travis.
You were born on the 9th of July, 1983.
So you were 16 in 1999.
And Travis, here it is
your moment
this is your birthday banger
another great birthday banger
you had your old
Macpherson yarn
I'll tell you my
Ricky Martin yarn
when I met him
we were only allowed to film him from one side,
and he has to be professionally lit.
Really?
Yeah, Guy Williams and I interviewed him.
It was just us two.
It was in a small room, and you had to rent specific lighting
if you wanted to film the interview
so that Ricky could look exactly as Ricky needed to look.
So what were the two things?
He couldn't be filmed.
He had to be filmed from a certain direction.
So he knew his good side.
Yeah.
His people watched the monitors the whole time
to check that Ricky never looked bad.
And he had to be lit in a specific way.
Right.
The room was so small,
they couldn't light Guy and I.
So we look like shit.
And Ricky Martin looks like porcelain.
I was going to say,
like lit in a professional way. Does that
mean bartender pours him drinks?
I don't reckon he drinks. You don't reckon?
Nah, he looks so good. I reckon he's
just... My mum's obsessed with
that man. Yeah. Obsessed with him
no matter how many times. I'm like, Mum, I don't think
you've got a chance. She's like, that doesn't matter.
She's like, I don't have a chance with
Elvis, but I'm still keen.
Oh, we got someone from Glasgow.
Get out of the town.
Scotland, it's Gary Wilson.
Gary from Scotland.
Gary from Glasgow.
Shout out to you, Gary.
You were born on the 19th of January in 1986.
So your 16th birthday was in 2002.
And on that day day this was number one
The icon
George Harrison from the Beatles
Re-entered the charts
Yeah, 2002
I think that's when he died
Right So it went back into the charts Isn Yeah, 2002. I think that's when he died. Right. So it
went back into the charts.
Isn't that nice? Yeah.
He died too young.
How old
was he when he died? I don't know, but
Paul and Ringo are still going 20 years later.
And the only reason John Lennon's
not here is because he got shot.
Yeah, there you go.
That's very cool.
Winner of Birthday Banger this week I think has to be not his because he got shot. Yeah, there you go. That's very cool.
Winner of Birthday Banger this week I think has to be...
I love you, George Harrison, but it's not going to be you.
I think it has to be Ricky Martin.
Yeah, I'll go Ricky Martin.
Ricky Martin?
Ricky Martin.
Ricky Martin.
It's for you, Travis.
And for Bree's mum,
who's out there shaking her bonbons.
She listens to this sometimes and she will love that show.
Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll see you guys next week.
Bye, guys.
Great bass line.
She's in for some new sensations.
New kicks in the candlelight.
Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?
Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two.
What a way to start the weekend, 3, 2, 1.
What a way to start the weekend.
82,000 vaccinations yesterday.
Now we're talking.
Now we're talking.
Getting those good numbers now.
I've got a new idea on how we get people vaxxed
because we've got to get them motivated.
We've got to get it happening.
Who's the hottest person in New Zealand right now?
Like sexy wise.
Like who's the most desirable person, man or woman?
Are you trying to get me to say you?
No, no, no, not me.
I'm unavailable.
Oh, so they're single.
They don't have to be, but I'm unavailable.
Just throw someone out there.
Teeks?
Teeks.
Okay, we get Teeks.
Yeah.
We make him the Bachelor.
And we say the only people who are allowed to compete on the bachelor
teak season have to be double jabbed.
Oh, yeah, that's good.
But then that only covers the ladies, so then we need...
Well, you don't know what teaks is into.
Oh, well, that's true.
I'm assuming, but then we kind of need one for each.
Yeah, true.
Can we get Lily McManus again?
Yeah, I mean, I reckon.
How many times can she be on the bachelor?
Well, I feel like it's like a cat.
She's been on about 14 times
now. Oh, so, no.
So, we'll see.
Also got to check her vaccination status.
She's a smart girl. Surely she's been vaccinated.
Hey, mate, she is a very smart woman.
She will be vaxxed, no doubt about it.
Get in there, New Zealand,
and get it done. Let's smash this thing.
We're over 80% single doses
and over 50%
double doses. Do you want
to let Australia beat us?
Now that should
incentivise you. Today on the show
the secret sound is back. Two guesses.
4 o'clock and 5 o'clock. Ben, what time do we get
that clue? 4 or 5? 5 o'clock.
Sunky Borello will be dropping
the second clue. 5 o'clock. Excellentunky Borello will be dropping the second clue.
Five o'clock.
Excellent.
I can't wait.
We need something to give us a bit of a
pep in our step
for Secret Sound.
Yeah.
I mean,
the 10k is pretty good.
I was going to say,
what more do you want?
No, but I just need
something a little bit
more meat
and a clue
I think will be that.
Okay.
A clue coming at five o'clock
and if you can guess
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Tradie vs. Lady.
All right, the Tradies versus the ladies.
A good week for both camps, actually.
The tradies sitting at 84 wins for the year.
The ladies at 82.
Can they pinch one back in the last day of the week?
Someone's going to get 50 bucks cash.
Will it be our 32-year-old Wellingtonian,
who is a TikToker with 48,000 followers?
Whoa, welcome to the show, Kate.
G'day, Kate.
What are you doing on TikTok?
I just make food.
Oh, nice.
I think I've seen you on TikTok, actually.
Give it a plug.
What's your handle?
Yeah, I think I follow you too, Kate.
Oh, how exciting.
My handle is Kate Eileen.
Kate Eileen.
She's a food talker.
Okay, she's taking on our tradie today.
He's 23, so you've got age and wisdom on your side, Kate.
He's from Auckland, and he can ride a unicycle.
Welcome to the show, Drew.
G'day, Drew.
G'day.
How many times, I've tried a unicycle before,
how many times did you hurt your man region
while you were learning how to ride that unicycle?
I lost count after 10.
Yeah.
It's rough.
It's rough on that zone, the unicycle.
Any bike is rough on that zone.
Yeah, but the unicycle in particular,
because when it tips forward, it really squashes the...
Seems like you've had some sort of accident.
I gave it a go.
I gave it a red hot crack.
Drew, your buzzer is tradie.
Kate, your buzzer is lady. First to three,
$50 cash from KFC.
Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number
one. The show Home and Away
takes place in a fictional beach
called what bay?
Lady. Yes, Kate.
Summer Bay. It is Summer Bay. Nice
work. One to the ladies. Question number two.
Hilary Barry has roasted
a group of anti-vaxxers
who started an online petition to have her removed from TV
but couldn't even spell her name correctly.
How do you spell the Hilary part of Hilary Barry?
Treaty.
Yes, Drew.
H-I-L-A-R-Y.
You got it.
Nice work.
One apiece.
Question number three.
William Shatner is set to become the oldest person
to ever go into outer space at the ripe young age of 90.
Was he on Star Wars or Star Trek?
Treaty.
Yes, Drew.
Star Trek.
He was on Star Trek.
He was, of course, Captain Kirk.
All right, Kate, you need this one here to stay in it.
Question number four.
Sailor Moon was a popular cartoon in what decade?
Is it A?
Treaty.
Yes, Drew.
Yes, it was.
1980s.
That's not right.
I'll finish the question for you, Kate, then you get a free guess.
Was it A, the 80s, which we already found out it wasn't,
B, the 90s, C, the 2000s, or D, the 2010s?
1990s.
That's correct. It was.
Went for about seven seasons,
I think. Alright, we're all tied up.
Tie break. Here we go. This is for the win.
Here we go.
Can you tell me who sings this song?
Can't nobody tell me
nothing.
You can't tell me nothing. You can't tell me nothing.
No.
Brady.
Drew.
Yes, Drew.
Lil Nas.
We'll take that.
That is correct.
Yeah.
I mean, you forgot the X on the end, but Lil Nas will do.
That's his nickname.
So congratulations, Drew.
We've got 50 bucks coming your way thanks to KFC.
Thank you.
All good.
Have a great weekend.
This story's everywhere today, and it's about the Scottish lad, Andy Murray,
big world-famous tennis player.
Yeah.
He won Wimbledon.
He's won a lot of stuff.
And one of the things I remember when I'm watching Andy Murray play
is his wife's always up in the stands.
It's like his biggest cheerleader.
It's really cute.
Yeah, that's cool.
Anyway, story about him today where he put a plea out on his Instagram
where he's got 1.7 million followers
and was talking about how he's lost his wedding ring.
Oh, no.
Well, he didn't lose it.
It got stolen.
Off his finger?
Well, he's preparing for this tournament at the moment
and it was something about he needed to air out his gym stuff
and he decided he didn't want to put it in his car
because he's probably driving a Lamborghini or something.
Right.
So he's just hid them under the car.
And so he's hid his tennis shoes under the car.
And when he came back from dinner, the shoes had been stolen.
And the thing about Andy Murray is that he said when he plays, he ties his wedding ring to his shoes.
Oh, no.
Because he can't hit a ball with the ring on.
You know what this is? This is a lesson in untying your shoes before you take them off. Oh, no. Because he can't hit a ball with the ring on. Yeah.
You know what this is?
This is a lesson in untying your shoes before you take them off,
just like your grandma used to tell you.
You know?
If he'd undone the laces, he would have had his ring on,
but he's just kicked them off, and for that reason,
someone's stolen shoes.
Thought they'd get a sweet bit of money for Andy Murray's used shoes.
Ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom, you've got his wedding ring.
Probably like a real nice gold wedding ring. Oh, yeah.
I'd say.
Anyway, he's put a video out on social media saying if anyone has any leads or anything, I'd really like it back.
Good luck.
Which he'll never get that ring back.
No.
It's gone forever.
Someone will sell it on the black market or something.
Who knows?
But it reminded me of this story my partner told me that happened
to some friends of ours because they put it on
social media like two days ago now this story is wild okay and it might give some people hope if
you've ever lost your wedding ring yep so um this couple that we know they got married i think back
in 2007 something like that okay and um it was in 2009. They were at a beach.
I'm not sure what beach it was,
but they were at a beach in New Zealand somewhere
and they went swimming.
I think he took his wedding ring off
and rolled it up in his shirt or whatever you do.
And anyway, they lost it.
He lost his ring on a particular beach
and they spent hours and hours looking for this ring you have to
but while you're looking you know you're not gonna find it we're never gonna find this um anyway so
in the times where they've been back to that beach they've like always checked certain shops or
whatever to see if anyone has found it or whatever anyway 2009 it's what longer than 10 years ago. 12 years ago. Anyway, the ring that he lost,
they got engraved on the inside with both their names.
Yep.
So just their first names, both their first names inside this ring, right?
Anyway, they get a call from someone this week saying,
hey, I don't know if you're the person I'm looking for,
but we do metal detecting for fun sometimes.
And we found this particular ring on this beach and it matches your name
and we looked up, you know, like stuff or whatever and your wife's name.
Is this your ring?
No way.
And the other day they got that ring back.
Isn't that nice? Because I imagine
that middle detector people out there to find
buried treasure, you know, and then make
some money out of it. Yeah. But they've gone to the effort
of finding the person. I guess you can have a clear
conscience if you don't find the person when you melt that ring
down. So they got their ring back.
It's been lost on the beach for 12 years and they got it back.
Because you would never have got it back if you hadn't
engraved it. And they
only had their first names but they also had the date of their wedding.
Oh, so they could prove it.
So they could prove it.
So they could say, give me your wedding date and I'll know if it's yours or not.
Yeah.
Wow.
Isn't that amazing?
So they got their wedding ring back.
You've given a lot of hope to people who lost their rings five, even 10 years ago.
Yeah.
You know, they're like, oh, it'll come back.
You never know.
You just never know.
Go and tell your wife to calm down. Just say, babe, it's not that big a deal. It'll come back, oh, it'll come back. You never know. You just never know. Go and tell your wife to calm down.
Just say, babe, it's not that big a deal.
It'll come back.
It's going to come back.
I thought we could take some calls this afternoon
because I'm quite interested in stories where people have lost a wedding ring
or an engagement ring and whether or not you got it back.
Like stories where you get it back is pretty awesome.
I love those stories.
But I also would like to hear stories of how you lost your ring
and what happened within the relationship after that.
I lost mine for about three months.
Did you?
Found it inside the rubber inside the dryer.
Yeah.
That's so lucky.
I know, especially because it's my dad's ring
and he gave it to me for the wedding.
Oh, that's even worse.
Yeah.
That's even worse. Well, there you go. That's a good story. If you've got a story
like that, we'd love to hear from you this afternoon. 0800DIALSATM or you can text
us on 9696. Did you lose a wedding ring or
an engagement ring and did you get it back or maybe you didn't? Maybe it never came
back. So we're talking about lost wedding rings and you
getting them back. We were just talking about
Andy Murray's story. Yeah, and
there was an update that literally came out a couple
of hours ago because we were like, oh, he's never
getting that. He's never getting that ring. Someone stole his
tennis shoes. The ring was on the tennis shoes. There's
an update. Has he found the
ring? This is Andy Murray on his Instagram.
Little update for everyone.
They still absolutely stink, but the shoes are back,
the wedding ring is back, and I'm back in the good books.
Let's go.
Let's go.
How?
How?
How?
Maybe.
Someone would have had to come clean.
Maybe the person who stole them was like,
I need to go drop these off right now.
There's getting way too much heat on these.
Yeah, it's way less criminal to steal Andy Murray's shoe
than to steal his wedding ring.
Anyway, we've asked you this afternoon for your guys' stories
about a time you lost your wedding ring.
And maybe you got it back, maybe you didn't.
Let's talk to Warren first.
G'day, Warren.
G'day, Warren.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Did you lose a wedding ring or an engagement ring?
Yeah, I lost the engagement ring on the night of the proposal.
No!
Before or after you proposed?
Before.
How did you lose that, Warren?
Where did you lose it?
So we're out in Brisbane waiting for the New Year's Eve
or New Year's celebration.
Yeah.
And so we're there a couple of hours early,
and we were just walking up and down Brisbane River,
and I think we got a bit hungry,
so I pulled out the phone to Google Maps,
and they don't know what we were looking for.
And when I put my hand in my pocket,
I realised that it was empty.
There was, like, no ring in there.
Oh, you must have felt sick.
Warren, and I can just picture, because I know Brisbane River very well,
there would have been thousands of people around there on New Year's.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, there was.
So we spent two hours looking for the ring.
Wait, you had to tell her.
So you had to say, I was going to propose to you tonight,
and I've lost the ring.
What I had done actually was, because I had it wrapped in a piece of paper
that had a note written from the kids.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
It looked like rubbish.
Yeah, exactly.
To anyone else, it would have looked like rubbish, but I knew exactly what I was looking
for.
So I just told her, oh, there's a note that the kids want me to read.
Yeah.
That's all I said.
So we spent two hours walking up and down Brisbane River just looking for it.
Tell me you found it.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
A happy ending.
Can you imagine?
Your missus at the time would have been like, why are we trekking around for a stupid note found it. Oh my God, Warren. A happy ending. Can you imagine?
Your missus at the time would have been like, why are we tracking around for a stupid note the kids wrote?
Oh yeah, she was.
I can just imagine you find it at 11.59 and then boom, the fireworks go off.
What a proposal.
Absolute fairytale.
Great yarn, Warren.
Thank you.
Let's talk to Eden.
Kia ora, Eden.
Hi, Eden.
Hello.
It's not a wedding ring, but it's similar to Eden. Kia ora Eden. Hi Eden. Hello. It's not a wedding ring but it's similar to
Bree's beach story. My friends and I were using a
selfie stick in the water and we dove under a wave, came out
and the phone was gone. So we lost all hope
and then three weeks later there was a real low tide and someone was walking
along the beach and finds the phone, takes it home and charges it up.
And then we got it back and it was working.
Wait, did you not have a pin code on the phone?
How were they able to know that it was yours?
Apparently the medical ID.
So it had her mum's number.
And so, yeah, they called that.
And at first the mum didn't know who it was.
What kind of phone lasts that long?
Three weeks under the ocean.
What?
Yeah, it was an iPhone and a life-proof case.
Oh, those life-proof cases, eh?
Great ad.
People might laugh at you when they see them,
but then if your phone goes underwater for three weeks.
Because that happens often.
You'll be laughing then.
That's incredible and the phone still works.
I'd expect it in a life-proof case.
That's amazing.
Hayley's here.
Hey, Hayley.
G'day, Hayley.
Hi.
Have you lost a ring before, a wedding ring or an engagement ring?
Mine was an engagement ring.
I put it in my pocket to mix up some horse feed
and I'm pretty sure the ring dropped into the feed.
Oh, no.
You didn't go sifting
through horse poo, did you?
I know where this is going.
I sifted through horse shit for weeks looking for it.
Our insurance company sent out a guy
with a metal detector and to this day
they still haven't found it.
No!
Hayley, can you just imagine, I hope you
live like out in the sticks somewhere
because people drive and pass and here's you
just sifling through horse crap every day of the week.
Yeah, luckily.
Yeah, right.
Okay, no happy ending there.
It'll be in one of the horses still.
It'll still be in there.
One day he'll do it.
Unfortunately, that horse is dead now, so maybe.
Well, did you
cut him open and have a look?
We did, actually, yeah.
And did you find it?
No.
Oh, what do you mean?
What are you doing?
You're like, I'm so sorry about this.
They should have just cremated the horse.
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with Dean McCarthy.
It's all heating up.
Adele's on the cover of Vogue.
The new music
is a week away
and she's come out
and said she's not
particularly happy
about some of the comments
that have made about her recently, Dean.
No, she's not.
You know, it's a very exciting time.
Like you said, we're days away from new music,
and she's on the cover of American Vogue and British Vogue.
That is when you have – that is so fabulous, by the way.
Here's the thing, right?
So she said she's really copped it about her weight loss,
and she said that a lot of people, you know, a lot of people have come to her and they're
upset about the fact that she's lost the weight and that they, you know, they feel that she
was more of a representation for them before she lost the weight.
And now, of course, then she's getting people, you know, say, how did she lose the weight?
Was it some bad diet?
Was it the lemon diet or whatever?
Here's what she said.
She's like, she lost it for herself, right?
She just, she was using it as a way to kind of like,
she said when she was working out,
she wouldn't feel anxiety
and it was really making her feel good.
She's got a trainer here in West Hollywood
and that she started doing double sessions with him
and she just feels great.
She's just been eating well.
She said, actually, I'm eating more now than ever before
because, you know, she's training so hard
to make you really hungry
and she's burning so many calories
and she looks amazing, but more importantly, she feels amazing.
That's what I'm going to show her.
Like, aren't we at the point where we just don't ridicule a woman
for her weight?
Or just comment on it at all.
Or comment on it.
Why aren't we talking about, you know, something else?
She can't win and women can't win, right?
She's got new music coming.
Like, let's talk about that.
She's so talented, but people are so focused on this
and it makes me so sad.
Like, I'm just so over it.
Oh, let's talk about her hair.
Have you seen her hair on the cover of Vote?
Is it a wig?
She looks incredible.
She looks incredible.
She's got the most beautiful hair colour I've ever seen.
She's just stunning and one of the most talented women in the world. We should have
played our Adele songs.
Dean would have loved them.
I had to be there, I guess.
That's the latest live out of Los Angeles
with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
Thanks to Pepsi Max, Max Sugar.
No, Max Taste
and Zero Sugar. Almost got that one wrong.
Look out.
I'm going to read out this text because it's too good to go past it.
We were talking about people losing their wedding rings
or their engagement rings earlier in the show,
and this text is so good, but it came through a bit late.
They said, I lost my engagement ring inside a U when I had to lamb her.
I went back up inside and fished around until I got it back.
The ewe was fine, as were her triplets.
Oh, thank goodness.
Can you?
That is so graphic.
That is.
I mean, how do you talk that story?
Take your ring off.
For the lambs, for the ewe's sake, take your bloody ring off.
The ewe's like, do you mind?
Yeah, I hope you don't have more than two carats.
Cross your fingers.
Touch wood. It definitely don't check more than two carrots. Cross your fingers, touch wood.
It definitely don't jinx it.
James Brinkland, JB Hi-Fi Jinx.
I was thinking you don't get any more Kiwi than that story.
Loved it.
Sing Your Sounds coming up very soon,
but first we want to give away some great prizes from JB Hi-Fi.
If you purchase anything at JB Hi-Fi right now,
you're in with a chance to win $100,000
and to celebrate we're playing JB Hi-Fi Jinx. That's right. We love the guys at JB Hi-Fi right now, you're in with a chance to win $100,000 and to celebrate we're playing JB Hi-Fi Jinx.
That's right.
We love the guys at JB Hi-Fi
and this is such a good game
because there's so many amazing prizes you can win.
Here we go.
Let's meet our contestants.
Candice is here.
Hi, Candice.
Hi, Candice.
Hi.
Hi.
You're going up against Nat.
Hi, Nat.
G'day, Nat.
Hi.
Hi.
Okay, guys.
How this works is we're going to give you two prizes and then a countdown.
You need to select a different prize from the other person in order to take home the prize.
If you say the same thing, nobody wins anything and we move on to two new people.
The hard thing is, though, ladies, is you can't discuss what each other is going to pick, okay?
So Clint and I will give you an example. So the two items that we've got up for grabs today,
the first one is a Bose Home Speaker 500.
Very cool speaker.
Very awesome speaker.
And a new phone, an Oppo A94 128 gigabyte phone.
Very good phone as well.
Two really good prizes.
So you and I play. Okay, so this is how it would work. You know which one you want, I want to know which one I want. Two really good prizes. So you and I play.
Okay, so this is how it would work.
You know which one you want.
I want to know which one I want.
Here's the countdown.
Three, two, one.
Speaker.
So we would lose in that situation.
We would have lost.
You guys clear?
You know what you're doing?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right, ladies.
We really want you to win.
Nice and clear phone or speaker. We'll move on to the next two people if you say the same thing. All right, ladies, we really want you to win. Nice and clear, phone or speaker.
We'll move on to the next two people if you say the same thing, all right?
So here we go.
Okay.
Good luck.
Three, two, one.
Phone.
We did it!
We did it!
Second week in a row.
Who said speaker?
Who said speaker? Who said speaker?
I said speaker, Candice.
Candice, congratulations.
You've got a Bose Home Speaker 500 worth $574.
And, Nat, you've got a brand-new Oppo smartphone.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, my God, guys.
I'm so stoked for both of you.
Did either of you, like you have a game plan going in
or you just picked what you wanted?
Just picked what I wanted.
Yeah, just go for it.
Don't overthink it.
That's the way to do it.
We're playing JB Hi-Fi Jinx every Friday
and if you spend some money in a JB Hi-Fi,
every $100 that you spend gives you another shot
at winning that $100,000 right now.
Easy when there's so many good things to buy.
Brie and Clint.
Hey, I wanted to talk about houses
that are haunted by the memory of an ex.
Someone has posted this on Reddit
and I'll see if we can answer it.
They said they are staying in a shared apartment
after a breakup.
Is it a good idea?
They say, hi guys,
I broke up with my girlfriend six weeks ago.
We agreed that I'll stay in our house and she'll move out
as I can afford to keep the place on my own.
So they've got a lease.
Rather than break the lease, the boyfriend is going to continue living there
and she'll move out and he'll just pay for the whole place.
However, after a couple of weeks staying at my parents' house
and Airbnb apartments, I also checked out new apartments
and now I think that I should maybe possibly move on.
The longer that I'm away from my old home,
the more I feel that going back to a half empty apartment
with old memories everywhere would kind of bring me down
and make me feel abandoned
even though I was the one who broke up with the person
and I'm still sure that
it was the right thing to do. Is it possible to restart on your own or even with a new partner
in a house you used to share with a long-term partner or will the old partner always haunt
you in that place and kind of make you feel nostalgic after a couple of months?
Look, I think a fresh start is always a good thing
if you're in the position to be able to do that.
Yes.
But I think, you know, after a while you make new memories
and you can clear out some of the stuff where, you know,
is just too much attached to another person.
But what if you got that place together?
What if it was like the big thing,
you guys decided it's time to move in together,
you were looking for a flat,
you're like, this one is perfect for us.
I'm just thinking about my life,
trying to put myself in a position.
This has happened to me before.
Yeah, didn't it happen to you with your last breakup?
Yeah.
Essentially?
Well, it's happened to me a few times.
Okay, sorry to pick at the old wound.
When I was young, when I was about 22, this happened to me
and we got rid of the place and we both moved to different places.
Yeah, fresh start.
Fresh start.
Clean break.
Which was right for both of our situations at the time.
So that was fine and it was good.
Clean break.
And then, yeah, more recently when
I first moved to New Zealand and had a breakup, I stayed on in the apartment where we were.
To be fair, you had a pretty mint room.
It was a pretty-
You would have lost twice if you'd had a breakup and then had to lose the flat as well.
I just thought, you know, why should I have to move
when I've been through this horrific thing?
Plus, didn't your landlord take a bit of sympathy on you too
and go, hey, I know you've had a breakup.
Let me reduce your rent a little bit.
Well, shout out to, I had the most amazing landlords
in the whole world because we didn't live in the flat by ourselves.
There was two other roommates that we had.
Which helps in this situation.
It does.
And I remember talking to my landlord Because I'd lived there for a while
And I said, hey, look, just to let you know
We've broken up
We were splitting the rent
Yeah, we were splitting
Is there any way, you know, you think you could lower it by a hundred bucks?
Oh, yeah
And they said yes
See, that's unheard of
Usually they'd go, sorry for your loss
No
Well, I guess they thought, she's a fantastic tenant
and we don't want to lose her.
What they didn't realise is that you were about to go on
to have the most epic rebound parties they've ever heard
and keep the neighbours up until four o'clock in the morning.
It was one of the best party places I've ever lived in.
And yeah, shout out to my landlords because they were lovely human beings
and not everyone would do that.
So you've had both experiences where it's been good for you
to just move on from the house that you shared with an ex
and also stay on and meet your new partner in that apartment as well.
Yeah.
I actually, if I had to pick one, I quite liked staying on
because my personality I'm quite
I take a long time to deal with change
It'd be too much
It'd be too much at once
So as long as I had that stable thing still in my life
I was like, it was actually fine
Okay, well let's get some input
on this, on 0800DIALZM
What's the best thing to do?
You have a place with your partner, it's your guy's
place and then you break
up. Should you move on from the house, or
can you stay there, and can it be a place for
you to have a new relationship and not
be haunted by memories of the ex?
Yeah. 0800 dials at M, or you can
text us to 9696. Maybe
you're going through that right now.
And how do you decide
who gets to stay?
That's a great question as well, if it's that kind of place.
The Hunger Games Lockdown Edition.
Bree and Clint.
Right, so the question, after a breakup,
should you both move out of the house
or is it sweet to stay there, one of you,
maybe even both of you, and continue with your life
and is it not going to affect you, you know?
Especially if it's a house that you guys either picked
or purchased together to set up your life together.
Like, can you live a solo life happily in that house afterwards?
Depends how nice it is.
Yeah, well, yep.
Depends how nice the house is,
and depends how nice the breakup is too, I think.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah, that's true.
Let's talk to some people who have been through this.
Let's talk to Jess.
Hi, Jess.
G'day, Jess.
Hi, how are you going?
Good, thanks.
What do you think?
Do you think both people need to get out of the place
you once called your marital home?
Well, look, no, I don't think that.
Neither.
Well, yeah, it's a big deal.
It can be a massive change in your life.
So, no, I think that if one of you is going to leave
And
You've got to take your time
I've been there, I stayed in the house, it's 18 months later
I've got a new boyfriend
Do you think it's okay
If you can figure out who's leaving
But if it's a drama
One of you, yeah
It's got to be a clean break.
Absolutely.
I did the whole thing where it wasn't a clean break
and having one of you live in another room does not work.
No, I don't imagine it.
So you've stayed in the house after the breakup?
I've stayed in the house.
Okay, and is there a conversation where they were like,
oh, where are you going to live?
And you were like, I'm going to stay right here in the house
and you're going to leave.
Do you have to have that combo?
Yeah, you have to have that combo, absolutely. You've got to do it, you've got
to break it. Or do you just pretend to
move out and then drive around the block and
then just come back into the house?
What if they have the
same idea? They do the
same thing, they meet you in the driveway.
I think, you know what, I think it depends
if they've already got somewhere to go. Yeah, right.
Yeah, that's so true, Jess. Okay, good perspective. Thanks, Jess. Let's talk to Ray. Hi, Ray. Hi, you know what, I think it depends if they've already got somewhere to go. Yeah, right. Yeah, that's so true, Jess.
Okay, good perspective.
Thanks, Jess.
Let's talk to Ray.
Kia ora, Ray.
Hi, Ray.
Hi.
How are you?
Good.
Your story is unique.
Although, actually, I don't think it is unique.
That's the sad thing, but it's interesting.
Tell us what happened to you.
Well, I'm two for two for this one, by the way.
Oh, God.
I know.
So my ex cheated on me with my ex-best friend.
Oh, Lord.
Okay.
I moved out.
Yeah.
She moved in.
Into your house?
Yeah.
Okay.
The house he and I got together.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
That three months later, they couldn't do it.
They moved out because of the guilt and the memory.
Yeah, because your ghost was haunting the place, Ray.
Because you were floating around there going,
I know what you did.
Ray, would you just sometimes secretly go over
and just spray your perfume in rooms?
Just to mess with them?
No.
See, I was kind of done with that shit.
Yeah, good. That's the right way to be.
But I can't believe she would do that.
First of all, it's one thing to steal your best friend's partner.
It's another thing to then jump in their bloody grave
while it's still warm and move into their house.
It's like she's trying to become you, Ray.
It gets worse.
Why?
What happened?
I'm still friends with his brother,
and my friend still has him on Facebook
Because I know he's a buggers
Yeah
And she wears some of the clothes I left them
Ray that's so creepy
No
Oh my god she's single white female
She's stealing your life Ray
Have you seen that movie single white female
No but I might have to
Oh it's sociopath stuff
Check her Instagram account.
If she's changed her name to Ray, you need to call the police.
Imagine if Ray had like a bed shirt where it's like Ray's world
and her bestie, ex-bestie, just wearing it around.
Oh, that's so creepy.
Bree and Clint.
This is cool news.
Westpac, who have 4,500 staff in New Zealand,
that's a big Christmas party, eh?
That's a lot. Have announced
a new type of leave that they're giving
their staff. Ooh, this is fun
I do love leave. Who doesn't?
Especially at the moment. Westpac
have announced that their staff can have
five days of wellbeing
leave each year
on top of their annual
leave that they get as well.
That's awesome.
It doesn't say what well-being leave is.
I guess it's up to you.
Whatever you need to do for your well-being.
It's obviously to go to a yoga retreat.
That's good.
That could be one thing you use it for and amongst other things.
Maybe your type of well-being is fishing.
So you could use it for that.
Or sleeping.
I thought, yeah, sleeping is a good one too.
Very good for your well-being. Very good for your well-being. I thought, yeah, sleeping is a good one too. Very good for your well-being.
Very good for your well-being.
I thought we've got a progressive boss in Ross Boss.
Is he willing to give us some new kinds of leave as well?
We've got some ideas.
You don't ask, you don't know.
Exactly right.
So let's give Ross Boss a call and see how progressive he really is.
He's always so open to these things too.
Totally.
Hello. Ross Boss, it's Brian Clint. G'day, Ross to these things too. Totally. Hello.
Ross Boss, it's Brian Clint. G'day Ross.
Hello, long distant friends.
Yeah, right. It's hard to tell because you're working
from home and we're not.
Are you working today or are you taking,
are you on leave? Are you having some leave today?
I'm working. You're working.
Okay, good. We just wanted to check
because there's news that Westpac's giving their
staff five days of well-being leave each year.
I saw this news story.
So we thought we've got some ideas for different kinds of leave.
We'll run them by you and you tell us how many days a year you're willing to give us for each of these types of leave.
Okay.
First up, we're all in our 30s now.
How many days leave can we have for two-day hangover leave?
That's good.
Depends on what day of the week you take it Monday, obviously
Well, no, you shouldn't go out drinking on a Saturday
You're over 30 now
That's just stupid
None
None, okay
Oh, what?
Saturday's a great day to go out drinking
Yeah
Okay, Ross, well, I know how you're very, very understanding
Of, you know, all different people
And their things that they go through.
So I was thinking, I mean, this might be a bit of a personal one directed at me,
but affects other people, lactose leave.
Lactose leave.
You're lactose intolerant and you just can't resist a bag of grated cheese.
And the next day, it's better for everyone in the office if you're not there.
Yeah, how many days a year?
That's literally like a big consensus for the team.
That's unlimited.
Brilliant.
That's good.
Just don't bring it in.
Yeah.
What about, Ross, you know, as a woman,
and I feel like other women will agree with me on this,
sometimes I just really don't want to wear a bra,
so what about I can't be effed wearing a bra, Lee?
I mean, you do you.
I'm not paying attention to what you're wearing.
Yeah, but I feel like HR might have an issue.
Yeah.
You either give Bree the leave or you encourage her to come to work with no bra on.
Be careful here, man.
Be careful.
I feel like one's a better option for you.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, look.
I went through a tunnel.
He didn't get over the line.
How many days a year can we have for sore tummy leave?
Sore tummy leave?
Yeah.
Is it because you had too much candy or is it because...
Too much hot sauce on my brain.
You're not allowed to ask.
We just need to say we have a sore tummy.
How many days leave can we have?
I mean, 24 hours for anything to pass through.
So there's one day.
That's good.
That's a day.
That's brilliant.
Cool.
We'll take it.
I feel like this is one that's quite common for people at the moment, and we just call
it simply CBF leave.
Oh, I like that.
I've used that many times myself.
Don't tell my boss.
How many days?
Oh, infinite.
Infinite.
Last one I've got is, you can relate to this.
You recently gave yourself one.
How many days leave can we have a year for bad haircuts?
So I think there's going to be a gender disparity here.
Guys, none, because you can just put a hat on.
But we have more haircuts.
That's true.
That's a real bad one for the girls here.
Maybe five to seven days,
because that's how long it takes to kind of even it out, I reckon.
Okay, sweet.
That's pretty bloody good.
Can you guys write these up and then just pass them up to Boxie
so that they're in effect for me as well?
Yeah, absolutely.
And we'll submit our leave forms at the same time.
Looks like we will be back at work on July 15th.
Looks good to me.
2027?
Yeah.
It's time for the One Second Song Challenge. July 15th. Looks good to me. 2027? Yeah. Bree and Clint.
It's time for the One Second Song Challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second.
This is the One Second Song Challenge where Bree and I go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can to win you KFC chicken dollars.
That's correct, and we play with people, you guys,
but all you need to do is pick a partner.
Amber, you're up first.
Who do you want to play with?
Um, Brie.
All right, Amber, get on board.
I don't know how we're going to go.
You're team Brie.
That means May.
It's you and me, okay?
Yeah, awesome.
It's going to be May.
You reckon she's heard that one before?
I reckon that's the first time.
Have you heard that before, May?
No.
See?
There you go.
Caught it first time.
All right, May the force be with you.
Have you heard that?
Thanks.
Yes, I have.
Oh, you missed it.
Okay, Anastasia runs the game.
What's the deal, Anastasia?
This week's songs that are celebrating one week till,
oh, we're doing Huge Woman Artist to celebrate Adele's album coming out.
Ooh, cool.
Hang on, wait.
Songs by Huge Woman.
Sorry.
Seems a little inappropriate if you ask me.
It's a Friday.
By big, big female stars.
Again, I don't think you've perfected the wording,
but I understand what you mean.
A really successful woman.
Thank you, Brie.
Thank you.
Don't worry, Brie's got your back, Anastasia.
Thanks, Brie.
I knew what you meant.
All right, with that, you guys know how it works.
Let's hear song number one.
Brie.
Oh, do you know this song, though?
Roll the tape.
As Adele's biggest fan, I was hoping you'd do it.
I am Adele's biggest fan.
Awesome.
It's over to you, May.
You need to get us on the board, okay?
Come on, Amber.
Okay, we'll try.
All right, girls, make sure your names are your buzzers.
Let's hear song number two.
Queen. All right, girls, make sure your names are your buzzers. Let's hear song number two. Clint.
Tonight, Twain.
Oh, my gosh.
What's the name of the song?
Tonight, Twain.
Oh, hang on.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, you're running out of time.
Who was that?
That's Amber.
Was that Amber?
No, it was May.
It was May, and she yelled out Clint.
Oh, you yelled out Clint.
Oh, that's why I got confused.
That means Amber, you get a free guess.
Okay.
So, do you know what that song is, or?
No.
Okay, that's all right.
Keep going, play again.
Move on to the next one.
No, we've got to go next.
They don't know it.
We've got to go to the next one.
Yeah, that was Man I Feel Like I Love You.
Absolutely.
Totally crazy. I get a more lady. I'm going to go next one. Yeah, that was Man I Feel Like I Live With My Life. Absolutely. I'm totally crazy.
I get a more lady.
Did you know that, Amber?
No.
Okay.
All right.
That's all right.
That's all right, guys.
We'll go back to Bree and Clint.
Let's hear song number three.
Clint.
Oh, I know it.
Ariana Grande.
You.
I know it.
I know it.
Okay, Bree, what's the song? Ariana Grande, I know it. Okay, Brie, what's the song?
Ariana Grande, Natural Woman.
God is a Woman.
Amber, we're in the game.
You could win this, Amber, this next round.
You've got to win it for us, babe.
Come on.
And May, you still there?
Yes, I'm still there. Come on, May. You've got this too for us, babe. Come on. And May, you still there? Yes, I'm still here.
Come on, May. You've got this too.
Your buzzer is May. Okay, May, I want
to hear your May. Good stuff.
You can buzz in with, it's gonna be
May. I'd give a
point for that. I'll go with the first one.
Okay.
Alright, girls. You ready?
Go. Let's hear song number
four.
May? May? Oh, no. girls. You ready? Go. Let's hear song number four. It doesn't matter if you love me.
Oh, no. Yeah?
Uh, um...
Sorry, I blew it.
That's alright.
Amber, do you have any idea?
No.
It's Lady Gaga!
I'm in this way.
Oh. I know that song so well It's back to you to close this thing out
Oh no
Alright we're sitting at two points to Bree
Nothing to Clint
Let's hear song number five
Oh I don't know who sings it
It's our outro music
Every single day
So you would know.
Yeah.
Is it I'm Coming Out, Diana Ross?
She's done it.
Three nil.
I don't.
I gave it a crack.
That was a two nil.
I wouldn't have got the artist.
Amber, congratulations.
You got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.
Thank you so much.
Nice work, babe.
Brie and Clint.
And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Okie.
I love Friday Okie.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Okie.
Thanks, Brie and Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Brie and Clint.
Brie and Clint.
Friday Okie. If you've never heard this, Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki!
If you've never heard this, this is our singing competition where weekly we go head-to-head.
We get 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer who makes our covers sound as good as possible.
Yes, that is true. Sometimes they don't sound good, though.
And others, not too bad sometimes.
That's generous, I think.
Yeah.
This week, I thought, because they've been confirmed
to play the next Super Bowl halftime show,
Dr. Dre, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Mary J. Blige, and Kendrick Lamar,
all under the Dr. Dre umbrella, we've got to do Forgot About Dre.
Brie, he's the guy that made the headphones.
No, I actually have beats by Dre.
Where are your beats by Dre?
I actually own a pair.
We've both given this a red hot crack.
That's what I'd call it, a red hot crack.
Yeah, we need you to hear both of them
and then decide, critically,
who do you think has the best Forgot About Dre in them?
I'll go first, because I picked the song,
and then you'll hear Breeze, and then we'll get your votes in.
So, this is my best attempt at a bit of Dr. Dre.
Y'all know me, still same OG, but I've been low-key.
Hated on by mosties with no cheese, no deals and no Gs,
no wheels and no keys, no boats, no snowmobiles and no skis.
Mad at me because I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries.
Got a crib with a studio and a tub full of tracks to add to the wall full of plaques.
Hanging up in the office and back of my house like trophies.
But y'all think I'm gonna let my dough freeze?
Please, you better bow down on both knees.
Who you think taught you to smoke trees
Who you think
Bought you the ODs
Eazy E's
Ice cubes
And DOCs
The Snoop D-O-double G's
And the group that said
I love the police
Nowadays
Everybody want a toddler
They got something to save
And if it comes out
When they move their limbs
Just a bunch of gibberish
And they all act
Like they forgot about Dre
Even though I did it
I didn't say any
Of the bad words.
I was still, like, scared that some of them were going to go to air just then.
You know?
Yeah.
You know when there's one of those words coming up, you're like,
Anyway, that's my best attempt.
Yeah, very good, mate.
Once I got the jaw loose, you know, and got moving.
You do like to loosen your jaw up sometimes, don't you?
I hate it when it locks up, you know?
I gave it my best
attempt.
There might be a few disses in there.
Oh, okay. Not many.
You're making it personal. A few disses
to maybe someone in this studio.
Maybe to the situation that's
happening at the moment. It's not changed
a lot, but just a tiny bit. Just look out
for those little disses.
Here it comes. This is Bree's
Forgot About Dre. Pray for me.
You can pick a winner after this.
Bray and Clint. No snowmobiles, no ski, mad at me Cause I can finally provide the ride that'll bring you to your knees
You got a body with tiny nipples and that's whack
It's no shade, just fact
Hanging up in the office in the back of my house like trophies
But y'all think I'm gonna let my door freeze
Please, you better bow down on both knees
That time you fought it in front of me
I definitely didn't smell potpourri
Eazy-E's, Ice Cubes and D.O.C.'s
And Snoop D-O-double G's
And a group that said four levels three.
Nowadays, everybody want to talk like they got something to say,
but nothing comes out when they move their lips,
just a bunch of gibberish.
They're mother fuckers act like they forgot about Dre.
Remember that time you farted in front of me?
I put it in the...
No, I don't remember it.
I put it in the track.
The nipples thing was weirdly personal.
I agree, I was showing remember it. I put it in the track. The nipples thing was weirdly personal. I agree.
I'm showing you these.
It's the only thing I have to, like,
diss you about.
I was like, what can I diss him about?
And I was like, tiny nipples
and farting in front of me.
Well, there you go, everybody.
Who you got this week?
We'd like five votes on 0800DIALZM
to pick the winner of Friday Okie.
Is it DR Bree orE or DRME?
DRC.
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Brie and Clint.
Friday Oaky.
Our weekly singing competition where we go head-to-head
with the hottest covers
in the country.
Yeah, no one does it like us, mate.
You think Drax Project
do a good cover?
Have you heard us?
Get out of the way, saxophone.
Get out of here, saxophone boy.
We're bringing the heat.
We did Forgot About Dre.
My Forgot About Dre
sounded like this.
Nowadays everybody
want a toddler
they got something to save
and nothing comes out
when they move their limbs just a bunch of gibberish and they all act like they forgot about Dre sounded like this. Nowadays, everybody want to talk like they got something to say. But nothing comes out when they move their lips.
Just a bunch of gibberish.
And they all act like they forgot about Dre.
And Bree sounded like this.
Nowadays, everybody want to talk like they got something to say.
But nothing comes out when they move their lips.
Just a bunch of gibberish.
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre.
There can only be one winner, though.
Yes.
Who's it going to be?
We have five votes loaded and ready to go.
Let's go to Cade first.
Cue to Cade.. Kia ora, Cade.
G'day, Cade.
Hi.
What are your thoughts on Friday Oaky this week?
I'd say probably Brie.
Yeah.
Was it for my diss track, Cade?
Yeah.
Yeah, calling Clint out about dropping bombs in the studio.
You like the beef.
Okay, thanks.
Stop saying that I drop bombs in the studio.
Now I just think about how many secret
ones you've let off in here.
Stella's here. Kia ora, Stella.
Hi, guys. How are you guys? Happy Friday,
Stella. Happy Friday. Oh, thank you very
much. Who are you picking to
win Friday Oki this week?
See, I have to go with Clint.
I think his flow was so
smooth. It was really believable.
They call me white chocolate, Stella.
I'll do that.
No, they don't.
No one's calling you that.
They call me old butter lips.
Smooth as.
Just like this.
Smooth as.
Thanks, Stella.
I'll take the vote and we'll move on awkwardly.
Let's go to Andrea.
Hi, Andrea.
Hi, Kane.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday to you. Andrea,
what are your thoughts this week?
Well, I definitely think you're not getting pints
this time, Brie. It's all yours.
Yes, Andrea. I'll take your vote.
Thank you. I'm going to say
halftime show is going to be though.
Oh, the Super Bowl halftime show. It's going to be amazing.
If you miss it, that's how we're doing it. Dr. Dre,
Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J. Blige
and Kendrick Lamar. It'll be history making. And it'll be one of the greatest of all time. Thank you, Andrea's how we're doing it. Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J. Blige and Kendrick Lamar. History making.
And it'll be one of the greatest of all time.
Thank you, Andrew.
You have a great weekend.
It's two to Bree, one to me.
Jaden's here to vote.
Hi, Jaden.
G'day, Jaden.
G'day.
G'day.
We want your thoughts, your feelings this week, Jaden.
Oh, it was a bit up and down.
I really liked Clint's flow, but I think, Bree, with the diss track
and the way you made it your own,
I think you've taken it out.
Yeah, boy, Leshko.
She can't lose it from here, but let's take it anyway.
Evie's here. Kia ora, Evie.
Hello, Evie.
Hi.
Hi. Finish us off.
Who you got for Friday Oki this week?
Okay, Clint, I'm going to give you a special mention.
That was really good, but the winner is going to be Bree.
And that means we get a replay.
Nowadays, everybody want to talk like they got something to say,
but nothing comes out when they move their lips,
just a bunch of gibberish.
And mother fuckers act like they forgot about Dre.
Thank you for my participation certificate, Evie.
But it's a 4-1 victory to Brie Thomasale this afternoon.
Sometimes you just can't beat calling someone out
for farting in the studio,
can you?
No.
Not at all.
You reckon that's what Eminem's going to take into us next session?
Can you imagine if Eminem...
He's going to go, Machine Gun Kelly has a smelly bum.
He did a fluff and it caught me in the face.
Word to your mother.
Word.
Yeah, take that, Machine Gun Kelly.
Or more like Machine Gun Smelly.
There it is.
Brie and Clint.
Hey. It's my birthday.
It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's
Birthday Banger. Right, here we go.
Last Birthday Banger of the week. We'll take
these three people's birthdays and
figure out what was the number one song on their
16th. Georgie Boy's here.
Kia ora, George. Kia ora.
Happy afternoon. Happy Friday. How. G'day, George.
Kia ora.
Happy afternoon.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
How's your week been, George?
It's been good.
It's been really good, actually.
I had a day off today, so it's been a solid 7.5, and it's a nice sunny day in Christchurch to chill out and relax.
Oh, that's why it's been so good.
You're in the COVID-free South Island.
That's why you're so happy.
Okay, yeah. No, we're happy for you. We're happy for you, George. No it's been so good. You're in the COVID-free South Island. That's why you're so happy. Okay, yeah.
No, we're happy for you.
We're happy for you, George.
No, we're just jealous.
We're just jealous.
But we're stoked for you guys.
I did just come back from Auckland, so...
Oh, okay.
We managed to get out.
How did you get out?
No, don't tell us, actually.
We don't want to know.
Good idea.
Let's do your birthday.
What's your birthday, George?
My birthday is the 22nd of November, 96.
All right, George, you were 16 in 2012.
And on the 22nd of November, your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Gangnam Style.
Yes, George.
Oh, I love that.
And there's so much more meaning to that internally as well.
Is there?
Is there?
Why?
There's a YouTube link I could send you.
I'm picturing you in some sort of Borat swimming top suit doing gangnam style.
Those two things didn't happen at the same time, but they certainly couldn't.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Man, Georgia's a party.
Okay, wait there, man.
We appreciate you.
You could win.
Let's go to Kate. Kia ora, Kate. G'day, Kate. Okay, wait there, man. We appreciate you. You could win. Let's go to Kate.
Kia ora, Kate.
G'day, Kate.
How are you going?
Good.
How's your week been?
Yeah, it's been pretty busy, but pretty good.
School holidays.
Oh, yeah, it is too.
Yeah.
It's all just blurred into one for most people.
Yeah, I bet.
Yeah.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
What's your birthday, Kate?
30th of August, 1981.
All right, Kate, 30th of August, 1981.
All right, Kate, you were 16 in 1997.
And on the 30th of August in the late 90s, this had a number one hit.
Oh, yeah. Here comes the very first thing of life.
How good, Kate?
Yeah, that's a pretty good one, yeah.
This is my original suggestion for Friday Oaky this week.
What's that? But we couldn't find the right instrumental for it, so we couldn't do it. This is my original suggestion for Friday Oaky this week. Was it?
But we couldn't find the right instrumental for it, so we couldn't do it.
This would be such a fun song to do.
I love this song.
Yeah.
You like it, Kat?
Good birthday banger?
Yeah, it's a goodie.
It's a goodie, yeah.
Okay, wait there.
Great song.
One more for Nicky.
Kia ora, Nicky.
Hi, Nicky.
Kia ora.
How are you?
Good, thanks.
How are you, mate?
Oh, I'm good, you know, looking after kids, school holidays.
Oh, yeah, I bet.
What games have you invented?
My mum used to, you know what she did back in the day?
She used to go out into the backyard, and we lived obviously on a property.
She'd dig a hole, and she'd throw like some trinkets in there,
and then she would say, she's buried something in our yard.
We have to find it.
That's genius.
That's really good.
Yeah, we've just found an old log and a piece of wood
and just made a seesaw out of it.
Yes.
Yes, Nikki.
This is good stuff.
Do what you've got to do to get through.
Let's do your birthday banger.
Nikki, what's your birthday?
My birthday is May the 2nd, 1990.
All right.
You were 16 in 2006. And on the 2nd of May. Right, you were 16 in 2006.
And on the 2nd of May, your 16th birthday, this was number one.
That's a great Rihanna song, Nikki.
You know, it's not the Rihanna song you think of straight away,
which I think is what makes it so good.
It is.
Yeah.
Okay, wait there.
Sit there on your seesaw log for a second while we deliberate.
We've got to figure this out.
Rihanna, Gangnam Style, Men in Black.
What are you thinking?
I'm real torn.
I like all of them.
I'm torn between Love, George, Love, his whole energy.
His whole vibe.
But I'm choosing between Men in Black and S.O.S.
Are you the same?
Yeah, I'm going to go Men in Black.
Just because it's a 90s vibe.
And Will Smith was in the news this week.
Yeah.
It wasn't this movie he hated, eh?
This was one of his favourite movies.
This was one of his favourite.
Yeah, right.
Okay, let's do it.
I reckon we do it.
Kate, congratulations.
You've just won birthday banner.
Oh, look at that. Put it on the resume, Kate. Okay let's do it I reckon we do it Kate Congratulations You've just won Birthday banner Oh wicked That's awesome
Put it on the resume Kate
Great end to the week
Thank you
Nice work Kate
Brian Clint
ZM
Brian Clint
This story
Relates directly
To anyone
Who's hoping to win
Lotto this weekend
$26 million In the Powerball.
Has it still not gone?
Hasn't gone.
Keeps going up.
Just a cool $26 million up for grabs.
That'd be right, eh?
Yeah, no worries.
How much would you give your best friend if you won $26 million?
Don't have to say who it is.
Just how much would you give them?
Five.
Five mil?
Yeah.
Whoa. I don't need all that that money I was going to give them one
What am I going to do with 26?
And if I give them five I've still got 21 million
You think that's a lot?
The Powerball jackpot in the States this weekend is 700 million dollars
That's just out of control
Why?
Well they have to
If the money jackpots they have to roll it over Because they've taken that much Well, they have to. If the money jackpots, they have to roll it over
because they've taken that much money in,
they have to give that much money out.
Anyway, the news have been out to interview people
about what they will do with the money.
This is James, who was asked during a live televised news cross
what he will do if he wins the $700 million Powerball jackpot this weekend.
What are you going to do with that money if you win?
Well, I'm definitely going to get a new supercharged Mustang
with dual exhaust and about five kilos of cocaine,
and I'll be good to go.
Okay, so you like cars.
You like cars.
Yeah, you like cars, James?
How good's that news reporter,
who without missing a beat just goes,
cars, great.
Yeah, cars.
Back to you in the studio.
The rest of the clip she goes i don't know
what i'd do i think i'd have to take a night to pray on it back to you in the studio just to bring
it back to those good core christian values you know vibes yeah um i'm with that guy i mean that
sounds like a great way to spend your money right five kilos a bit indulgent but i thought you're
talking about the mustang i'd definitely go for a Lambo.
This is exciting because I found a new product that is on the market,
which maybe some of us in here in the studio will be interested,
maybe some people listening.
It's something that we all have in our homes already.
A toilet.
Oh, no, not a toilet. Okay. No. I'm talking about A toilet. Oh, no, not a toilet.
Okay.
No.
I'm talking about bed sheets.
Oh, okay, yeah.
It's a new product for bed sheets,
and I don't think you'll ever guess what this is.
So it's for your bed sheets.
It's not bed sheets.
No, it's an actual bed sheet.
Is it one of those waterproof liners that you put between the sheet
and the mattress so that if you do night wheeze,
it doesn't stain your mattress.
I don't think that's a new invention.
Yeah, but maybe they've made it cool.
Oh, yeah, maybe.
Maybe they put a print on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe it's got banana leaf on it now,
and the influencers are like, love my waterproof sheet.
It saves me so much hassle, and it looks so chic.
Use my code, pissyourself15,
for 15% off.
That's piss yourself.
Rush out and buy that.
This product is called Shreddies.
Right.
Shreddies for your beddies.
Yeah.
Well, that's what I've just come up with.
Copyright if they want to use that.
We're essentially the same company who came out with the game-changing anti-flatulence underwear
has now announced its latest innovation, Shreddies,
which is essentially carbon undersheets and a duvet filter
that allows you to fart in peace in your sleep.
Fart-proof sheets.
Exactly.
Disgusting and genius.
Pretty genius. Exactly. Disgusting and genius. Pretty genius.
Yeah.
They say for them, you know, a lot of people do break wind in their sleep
and this will allow your partner to sleep in peace.
I think there's a stat that says that every human being goes 13 times a night.
A lot.
It's a lot, isn't it?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
But I'm such a heavy sleeper, I've never smelt mine or hers.
Yeah, but what about her?
Yeah, well, if she wants these sheets, she should definitely buy them.
She being my wonderful wife, who I'll definitely go halves with.
Sorry.
Maybe I'll just secretly send it to her and she can just buy them.
Are they nice sheets, though?
I think they are.
It says that they use essentially the same technology
as they do for their underwear.
You've seen their underwear, but hey,
they've got all different types of products.
No one's tested their underwear though.
It's a highly porous carbon that acts as an absorbent
which attracts and traps the flatulence odours.
That's a mouthful.
It sounds like a scam, but...
No, it's actually proven.
There's actually filters and technology and stuff in...
You don't know.
You're just reading what's on the page.
The website...
Buy them.
Look at the website.
Buy them and give it a go and then report back.
Well, I was going to buy you a pair of flatulence underwear.
I'm not the one who needs them.
You're trying to reframe the narrative here.
If I recall, the last person to break wind in the studio, I believe, was you.
I'll get you.
I've had enough.
I've had enough.
What size underwear?
I've had enough.
News is next.
What size?
Small?
Medium.
Let me ask you this question
Say you were in the market for a house
You know, you're really struggling
Because everything has just gone through the roof
And you find this house
This gem
Diamond in the rough
That's $70,000 lower
Than any other house in that area
Oh, that's a good deal
Sounds like a good deal
Sold Perfect Well, that's a good deal. Yeah. Sounds like a good deal. Sold.
Sold.
Perfect.
Well, that's exactly what Ben and Danielle did
when they found this three-bedroom house in Maryland
over in the States.
Yeah.
And they thought, oh, we've got a bargain here.
Yeah.
This is great.
70 grand less.
We can afford it.
Anyway, turns out there's a reason why it was that much cheaper.
What's the catch?
Well, kick off the scary music.
Because turns out, and this is not a lie,
this is an actual news article,
they bagged the bargain because it was discovered
that it was the scene of a real life
demonic possession that inspired the exorcist movie oh get out it's the real exorcist house
so do you know the exorcist that movie did you know that's a true story or was inspired by a
true story anyway yeah Turns out this house
So it must have
some kind of, because I don't really particularly
know if I believe in all that kind of thing
but it must have
something about it. Otherwise it would be worth
more in value because fans
would go, I want to buy the exorcist house.
Someone must have done that and gone
oh god, this house needs
a real exorcism
I need to get rid of it
For them to knock that price off
Here's my question for you
Yeah
So, you just said
You don't know if you believe in that stuff
If you're in the situation
You and your wife
And you come across this house
And then someone tells you this information
But it's still 70 grand less.
Do you care about that and buy it or do you stay away from it?
Can't buy it because my wife believes in it.
Like I can't force her to live in the exorcist house.
There's one smart one in the family.
And be terrified every night.
You don't want to live in there.
I'm like, yeah, but babe, we're saving like $75 a week on our mortgage.
And she's like, not in sleeping pills, we're not.
70 grand, really?
Not worth it.
I'm not sure if it's enough.
Not worth it.
That's the thing.
How much would it take?
Houses in Auckland at the moment are going up $70,000 a day.
Literally.
Oh, no, wait.
It just ticked over.
It's gone up another 70K.
Yeah, right.
New Zealand dollars.
What would it take?
There's no money because I know Lucy wouldn't be happy.
And I tell you what, I thought it was a joke when I got married.
It's not.
Happy wife, happy life.
Absolutely.
You've got to live by that.
Here's old Clint's marriage advice for you.
Don't force your wife to live in an exorcism house.
I mean, if that opportunity arises, take that advice from Clint, okay?
And don't do it.