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wherever you get your podcasts. God, I mean, you come for the show openers, you stay for the bants.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And tradie versus lady, of course.
Have they leaked that laneway line up yet?
Oh, mate, she's coming. I saw CharlieXEX do a little lip syncing to Kath and Kim today.
She's coming.
Yeah, but Charlie, just remember, New Zealand is not Australia, okay?
So we need you to also lip sync to the Dr. Chris Warner Poonami video.
Outrageous Fortune.
Yeah.
Maybe a Manta video.
Yeah, if we could get a,
please tell me this is not your penis.
Oh, just waiting for a mate?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, waiting for a mate is Aussie.
Is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Waiting for a mate is Aussie.
New Zealanders are blowing the pie
to set the communities together.
I want her to do the neck minute.
Yeah.
That would be great.
Put that into a remix, Charlie.
Left my apple outside the laneway.
She's coming.
There's no date.
There's no doubt in my mind.
It's a Brita Marcel guarantee.
She was.
I know that she did laneway in 2020,
but my theory is that she loved it so much.
She's a whole new artist.
She booked it in.
No, she's a whole new artist now.
Anything she's done in the past.
And then Brat Summer's blown up way too big,
but she's a woman of her word. Oh, you reckon that's how they got her? Maybe. Yeah. And she's a whole new artist now. Anything she's done in the past. And then Bratzum has blown up way too big, but she's a woman of her word.
Oh, you reckon that's how they got her?
Maybe.
Yeah.
And she's like, nah, I said I was coming, and I'm coming.
If you were a festival picker,
so you're the person who does lineups,
who are you booking now like that before they blow up
so you can get them cheap?
And so next year when your festival happens,
you go, ah, sucked in, you're on And so next year when your festival happens, you go,
ah, sucked in, you're on my festival.
Even though you're the biggest artist in the world,
you have to come to Martinborough and do this festival.
Gracie Abrams.
Isn't she already blown?
She's no Charlie or Chapel Roan yet.
She was at the MTV VMAs.
What did she win?
No, she performed.
Nah, she's not there yet.
She's on that cusp.
You book her now.
You get her, yeah.
Who would you get?
Probably get Chris Brown on the way down, you know.
Go the other way.
Yeah, I'm going to get all the, I'm going to pick up all the scraps.
I'll get Lizzo.
Yeah, yeah, Lizzo would be a good book at the moment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She'll bring in people. People are coming to see Lizzo. Oh, yeah, if you don't care about the rumours, just go see Lizzo. Yeah, yeah, Lizzo would be a good book at the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She'll bring in people.
People are coming to see Lizzo.
Oh, yeah, if you don't care about the rumours, just go see Lizzo.
Good.
Who else?
Beyonce is about to get real cheap, I reckon.
Yeah.
You know who has been losing a lot on ticket sales?
J-Lo.
J-Lo.
J-Lo.
I'll go see J-Lo.
Get some J-Lo in there.
You give me a $49 J-Lo ticket I'll be there On the floor
I am in
I'll be on the floor
With pitbull
Alright we should
We should do this festival
And then obviously
What would we call it?
Obviously we headline
It's a self-sourcing festival
It's just so we can headline
What do we call it?
Cancelled fest
Yeah get them while they're cheap
Get them while it's hot
Yeah Get them while they're cheap. Get them while it's hot.
Yeah.
Get them while they're cheap.
We'll call it lukewarm.
Lukewarm.
That's what we'll call it.
Our fun day on the show today,
tell you who's not lukewarm is Taylor Swift,
and we still have that double pass with the flights and the accommodation.
It's the greatest prize on radio right now, and I'm telling you, I know you're waiting for it.
You're having to suffer through our punishing chat to hear a Taylor Swift song.
We'll play one in 20 minutes. We to hear a Taylor Swift song we'll play one in 20 minutes
we'll play a Taylor Swift song
in 20 minutes
I forgot in that whole
show opener
that it's Taylor Tuesdays
it's Taylor Tuesday
we're meant to be putting
our best foot forward
not talking a whole bunch
of crap
and people
people who don't listen
to our show
this is the real us
people who don't listen
to our show
would have just listened
to that and gone
what the hell
I won't listen to it
yeah
well you're stuck with us now, okay?
You want our tickets?
You've got to suffer through our punishing chat.
Taylor Swift song, 20 minutes.
First, though, I need you to do us a favour.
Stop calling for Taylor Swift.
Don't call for Taylor Swift.
We're about to unblock the phone lines for Tradie vs. Lady.
Correct.
We're going to unblock them soon.
If you want to play Tradie vs. Lady,
then this is the time to call 0800-DIAL-ZM.
All right, Claude, unblock me.
Pull the plug.
Let her rip.
Bree and Clint.
First, it's tradie versus lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
We are the tradies and the Ladies.
If you missed it yesterday, the Tradies had an opportunity to level up the scores,
but they couldn't get it done, which means the Ladies on 86 wins for the year.
The Tradies on 84.
Our lady is calling from Hawke's Bay.
She's 30, and her and her daughters always wanted to get on to play Tradiverse Lady.
Today's the day.
Welcome, Crystal.
Hi, Crystal.
Hey.
What are your daughters' names?
I have one daughter.
Her name is Mia and she is six years old.
Oh, hi, Mia.
Thanks for getting mum to call through.
We appreciate you having you guys on.
Thank you.
Sweet.
You're taking on our tradies today.
They're calling from the Tron.
They are 48 and they've got a pet turtle.
Welcome to the show, Rachel.
Hi, Rachel.
Hi.
What's the turtle's name?
Say Franklin.
Muppet.
Muppet.
Muppet.
Yeah, Muppet.
Do you guys remember that show, Franklin?
Yeah, it rings a bell.
It was about the turtle.
Yeah, he stands up, walks on two legs.
Yeah, it was so cute. My kid's got a Franklin book. How old is a bell, yeah. It was about the turtle. Yeah, he stands up, walks on two legs. Yeah, it was so cute.
My kid's got a Franklin book.
How old is your turtle, Rach?
Because I hear they can live for a very long time.
I got it up a friend of mine about 16 years ago.
What?
And it was about as big as my palm,
and now it's like twice its size.
Yeah, they can live for like 50 years, right?
Yeah.
Tell the truth.
Did you think, like, did you realise you were signing up for that big of a commitment?
No.
Yeah.
And we've had to go through like three different tanks for him.
Yeah.
Wow.
Are you going to die with that turtle, Rach?
Yeah.
That's quite amazing.
Your buzzer. Let's go with names today to keep it nice and clear. Rachel. That's quite amazing. Your buzzer.
Let's go with names today to keep it nice and clear.
Rachel, Crystal, those can be your buzzers.
And the first one of you guys to give us three correct answers
will get $50 cash.
Here we go.
Good luck, everyone.
Question number one.
Name one of the hosts of TV One's Seven Sharp.
Rachel.
Yes, Rach.
Oh, God.
What's his name?
Yeah, what's his name?
With the good hair and the nice tan.
White guy.
Yeah, nah.
Generic white guy.
We will accept that.
And it's correct.
No, I'm just kidding.
Crystal, you want a free guess?
The lady and the guy, they do lots of dances on TikTok.
No, they do not.
Do they?
Look at them having a great time.
Guys, it's Hilary Berry and Jeremy Wells.
Oh, I knew that.
Yeah.
Household names, obviously.
No points there for anyone.
All right, we move on.
Question number two.
What river runs through the middle of Hamilton?
Rachel.
Yes, Rach.
Rachel, you're in Hamilton.
That took you way too long to buzz in.
Waikato River?
Correct.
That is the Waikato.
I drank from that river and then I grew a third nipple.
Anyway, question number three.
One to the tradies.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Rachel.
Rachel.
What?
Rachel, what's the answer?
Crystal.
Oh, Crystal.
Crystal.
I say Crystal.
What's the answer?
Taylor Swift.
Nice, Crystal.
Okay, we are one apiece.
Here we go, question number four.
Zac Efron played a character called Troy Bolton from which iconic Disney film?
Crystal.
Crystal.
Crystal.
High School Musical.
High School Musical.
Now she's coming through.
Well done, Crystal.
It is High School Musical.
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
Question number five.
Who was the male lead in the film Men in Black?
Rachel. Rachel. Will Smith.
Well done. We're all tied up.
This is for the win. Question number six. What is the capital
city of Australia?
Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Guys, it's Canberra.
Rachel and Crystal are like, never heard of that place.
Don't worry, you're not missing out if you haven't been.
It's an absolute hole.
Question number seven.
This is still for the win.
Who is older, Anne Hathaway or Rihanna?
Rachel.
Yes, Rachel.
Anne Hathaway.
Thank God you got that because we had run out of questions.
That was a tight game.
And for people playing along at home, Anne Hathaway, 41, Rihanna, 36.
Hey, guys, well done.
I love how we were like, Rachel, answer it.
And Crystal's like, I buzzed in.
Rach, we've got $50 cash coming your way.
Congratulations.
Yay, thank you.
Well done, guys.
Thanks for being patient with us.
Thank you.
Our ears are going.
Bree and Clint. Patience. Yay, thank you. Well done, guys. Thanks for being patient with us. Thank you. Our ears are going.
What do you think is the generation most likely to openly talk about how much they get paid?
It'd be the new generation coming into the workforce, I reckon.
Gen Z are the generation that's changing how we do things.
Correct.
In a lot of ways. I read this article today that said Gen Z are way more likely to openly talk about how much they get paid with their friends and their co-workers.
There was a survey done last year. With their friends as well.
Yeah, their friends.
Okay.
Yeah.
I feel like I'd be more likely to talk about it with my friends than my co-workers if I was going to talk about it with anybody.
But yeah.
Yeah.
They're just open about it.
Survey was done last year.
86% of Gen Zs are open to discussing how much they get paid.
That is high.
Only 59% of millennials are fine with it.
The number keeps going down the older you get.
40% of Gen X and actually 41% of boomers will talk about their pay.
The logic is that when you know how much people around you are being paid,
it becomes like a bargaining tool, and then you know when you should ask
for more money or when you should shut up and not look a gift horse
in the mouth, you know?
Yeah.
But I think you and I were raised the same, that you just don't discuss
your pay, that it's actually against the rules to discuss how much
you get paid with other people.
Which I feel like it's actually not.
Yeah, but I feel like it's in the contract.
Maybe.
Maybe some people's work contracts it is in there.
Yeah.
But I feel like it's not a rule.
It's not like a legally enforceable rule.
Yeah.
It's just like a rule that.
The boss would be like, oh, come on, bro.
The company, like the overarching vibe is, if you like, oh, come on, bro. The company, like, the overarching
vibe is,
if you talk about that, you get in trouble. We'll pay you a little bit more,
but you've got to shut up, otherwise everybody will want it.
Keep it a secret. We've got a Gen Z here
with us, our producer, Ella.
Hi, Ella. Hello. How do you feel
about this? And how do your friends behave
about this kind of stuff? Yeah, friends-wise,
close friends,
yeah, we talk about it.
It's because we just, you know,
a whole bunch of us finished uni,
we're in the workforce,
so we do discuss, you know,
the early days of getting paid.
Yeah.
So that was like kind of a couple years ago.
But literally just the other night
we were talking about it.
You don't see it as taboo?
No.
I think you pick and choose.
I'm not going to just yell it out to everyone.
So it's close friends.
But the reason why I don't see the problem with it is because, well, yeah,
it's probably you don't want to be getting underpaid.
Yeah.
You know?
That's why the companies don't want you to talk about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The company doesn't want you and all the other colleagues conversing
and then you all figure it out and then you all join forces
and take it out on the man.
And then you form a union.
You know?
Well, yeah.
And that's why they say that it's against the law.
Do you think,
because you're at the start of your career now,
do you think you'd be less likely to talk about it
the more you got paid?
The more I got paid?
Like if you were getting paid more
and you knew you were getting paid more than your friends, do you think
you'd be a bit less likely to share how much?
Throw it in people's faces. I wouldn't want to, and I wouldn't take
that approach. I wouldn't throw it in their face. I'd just
be like, yeah, I'm earning back, like
well. Boy, I'm getting banked. No, I
wouldn't say it like that. But yeah, I think I would.
Dance will make a dance. Because it's nice to
have little insight niggle
like insights into different industries
as well. Yeah. I've got friends who's a teacher ones and like media advertising.
Blah, blah, blah.
You're just nosy and want to know how much your friends make.
Absolutely.
I want to know how much you guys make.
Everyone does.
Oh, shit.
We're out of time.
We've got to keep going.
Here's Marley Cyrus.
Bree and Clint.
Guys, Bree and Clint show.
I'm a bit nervous about something that's happening tonight.
I have gotten the call up to join a team.
I've never gotten this type of call up before.
Okay.
Like I played a lot of sport when I was younger.
I came off the bench a lot of times, would fill in for teams,
but I've never gotten the call up to join a trivia team.
Oh.
For the first time ever.
A trivia team.
Someone has messaged me to be a part of their pub trivia team.
Fun.
What?
So my mind has gone straight into panic because the team
that I've been asked to join apparently is very low on female members.
Right.
Oh, you're a token addition.
Well, kind of.
Yeah.
But the team that I will hopefully be joining this evening
for the first time is New Zealand's Best Comedians.
Oh.
So they have this trivia team that apparently has been together
for a long time and people kind of come in and out
and when they're home they'll join or, you know.
Comedians or not, if someone is on a trivia team,
I know they take their pub quiz seriously.
Like if I was to do a pub quiz, I'd show up with some random mates
who don't usually quiz.
But if you've got a team and you guys quiz,
they'll be taking it seriously. Like they go every week. Every Tuesday usually quiz. But if you've got a team and you guys quiz, they'll be taking it serious.
Like they go every week.
Every Tuesday, they quiz.
What do they think your specialty is?
Because everyone's got a specialty.
I don't know.
Have they gone, oh, you're radio, you'll be music.
That's what I always get when I do a pub quiz.
Could do.
Yes, Producer Claude?
I just was talking to Ella saying the importance
of being a pub quiz team member
is having your specialty subject.
And I think you're a perfect candidate because you have sports.
You have movies.
You've got TV.
You've got music.
You've got pop culture.
But what's her specialty?
There's lots of general knowledge.
There's never a dedicated sports person.
You should be the sports person.
Yeah, I feel like.
Who else is on the team?
I feel like the New Zealand comedians
wouldn't have a dedicated sports person.
Depends.
It depends who's there.
I don't know who else is there.
Abby Howells is the one who's asked me.
She's got Titanic.
She's got Titanic.
She's got Titanic covered for sure.
So I feel like I could have to step up as the sports person.
Okay.
I think you are actually a wild card
and could morph into whatever the team doesn't have.
You'll have RuPaul's Drag Race covered.
Yes.
Yep.
If there's a RuPaul's Drag Race round.
Yep.
Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga.
I'm all over that like a rash.
Okay.
You know a lot about pooing in the ocean.
Oh yeah, ocean shit.
Yep.
That's it.
You'll be good for that one, yeah.
Yeah.
You went to Greece recently,
so you're like good with Greece. And you know the record for matchsticks up your nose. Yes, you Shack? Yep. You'll be good for that one, yeah. Yeah. You went to Greece recently, so you're like good with Greece.
And you know the record for matchsticks up your nose.
Yes, you've done that too.
I feel like you're right.
I feel like I can bring a little bit of everything, but I'm not like...
Do you want me to test you?
I mean, that's an idea.
I've got some pub quiz questions here.
I could give you a little...
Okay.
A little dummy run if you like, yeah.
Build my confidence or completely destroy it,
but I'm willing to take the risk.
I thought these were pretty generic pub quiz questions too.
Okay.
Because pub quiz questions are always broad.
They're quite broad, yeah.
Just a few, see how you go.
Okay.
How many time zones are there in Russia?
Across Russia.
How the hell am I meant to know that?
Well, it's a pub quiz.
I'm going to say...
Oh, jeez.
Russia's quite big.
Nine?
Not bad.
Eleven.
Close.
What's the national flower of Japan?
Cherry blossom.
Well done.
That's an easy one.
How many stripes are there on the US flag?
13.
I lived in America, so I should know that.
Oh, this is a sitter.
What's the national animal of Australia?
Kangaroo.
I'm going to need you to be more specific.
Oh, it's either a grey kangaroo or a red one.
Red.
Red kangaroo.
You're three from four.
Okay, I'm happy with that.
How many days does it take for the Earth to orbit the sun?
365.
Full year.
Which of the following empires had no written language?
The Incan, the Aztec, the Egyptian or the Roman?
Well, Aztec and Egyptian definitely have hydroglyphics,
whatever it's called.
Hydroglyphics, yeah.
Is that what it's called?
Hieroglyphics, yeah.
Hieroglyphics.
And the Aztecs had those corn chips.
Made the natural way.
What were the other ones?
Egyptian, Roman, Incan.
Egyptian, Roman.
Roman would have definitely had written word.
It's got to be Incan.
Incan's correct.
Process of elimination.
Last question.
Until 1923, what was the Turkish city of Istanbul called?
This one is always in pub quizzes.
Is it?
This question is always in pub quizzes. Is it? This question is always in pub quizzes.
Not a clue.
Constantinople.
Would never have got that, but I'm sure
Abby Howes on our team would get
that one. Five from seven. You might
be the wild card. Yes! You might be the ace
in the hole. Okay,
that's actually genuinely built my
confidence a little bit. I don't want to embarrass
myself in all these.
What's the quiz team's name?
I haven't asked.
There'll be something hilarious.
Yeah, they'll have a good one.
Because they're all comedians, so it'll be something very funny.
Quiz on my face.
Is a bad name.
And don't use that.
Brianne Clint.
I love when you say something
and then so I just say nothing and it
leaves you completely hanging.
And then
you do this thing
where you just keep talking and you
don't look at me because you're even embarrassed.
This is not live, is it? We can delete that?
Yeah, no, we can.
Okay, cool.
Producer Claude, can you cut that last piece out?
Just make sure that doesn't go to air, okay?
Make sure that doesn't go to air.
And then, ready, add this in at the end so that it sounds seamless.
Ready?
Right, I think I'm ready for tonight.
All right, you're going to do great.
It's in him.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. It's time for the latest.
Dean, who is the latest person Alex Cooper has had on her podcast,
Call Her Daddy?
Talk about massive.
She has had on the Vice President of the United States of America,
Kamala Harris.
Now, as you know, the election is coming up in the US.
It is everywhere you can possibly imagine.
And now Alex Cooper's podcast, Call Her Daddy,
obviously started out back in the day very, very, very cheeky.
You know, like it was very, very cheeky.
And now she really is having some huge names on there.
And the latest is, of course, Kamala Harris.
As you can probably imagine as well,
the comments, you know, are pretty divided.
People are like, oh my goodness, you've gone this political? Like, this is pretty intense. But she did say, Alex Cooper, are pretty divided. People are like, oh, my goodness, you've gone this political?
Like, this is pretty intense.
But she did say, Alex, because you know I absolutely love her,
she did say she just wanted to stick to one of the main topics is women.
She really wanted to talk to the president, vice president about women.
Have a listen to this.
Here's a grab of, yeah, Kamala Harris on Call Her Daddy.
I saw the governor of Arkansas said, my kids keep me humble. Unfortunately, Kamala Harris doesn't
have anything keeping her humble. How did that make you feel? I don't think she understands
that there are a whole lot of women out here who one, are not aspiring to be humble. Two,
a whole lot of women out here who have a lot of love in their life, family in their life, and children in their life.
And I think it's really important for women to lift each other up.
Wow. What a dumb thing to say from that Arkansas governor.
That's a great grab. She can do whatever she wants. I mean, I think it's great that she's
doing this kind of thing, Alex Cooper, but she can do whatever she wants. I mean, I think it's great that she's doing this kind of thing, Alex Cooper, but she can do whatever she wants.
She just signed a new deal.
She left Spotify to go to Sirius.
She signed a deal for $125 million.
Yeah, that's incredible.
I think it's quite brave of Alex Cooper,
and it shows that she stands for something
because at this point in time,
like around this kind of election
where it's 50-50, like go either way,
she's going to piss some people off by having Kamala Harris on the podcast.
Oh, she's nailed her colours to the mast.
Exactly.
So you're going to lose listeners and downloads from this.
And obviously she's thought about that and she didn't care
and she's like, I need to do this.
What's the election vibe in LA, Dean?
It's very different for us on the other side of the world.
We see it as 50-50.
In your opinion, who's in the lead over there?
Oh, mate, what a great question.
Well, in LA, she's in the lead.
In LA, Kamala's in the lead.
Trump won't get six votes, you know.
Everything I turn on, the algorithm of my social media,
everything shows me
her in a positive light,
all that kind of thing.
But it really is more 50-50.
Let's be real, you know.
And I've watched things
where people did
on-the-street interviews
in Vegas
and it's like it was all Trump,
you know.
Yeah, crazy A.
The feeling is,
yeah, it's wild.
I actually think,
to answer your question,
I think it's probably 50-50 still,
even though that blows my mind.
But in California, it's
certainly very much a Kamala
kind of state. Yep.
People in the comments section
and on the call her daddy
like Instagram and stuff are blowing
up and they're like, you've burnt bridges
and like this is it. I'm never going to listen to your
podcast again and all this
kind of stuff. It's one of those things though that if
it is what she believes, then she needs to stand her ground and go,
good, I don't want you listening.
You're not the audience that I want anyway, and guess what?
If that's important to her.
I just signed, well, it's basic female human rights,
so I guess I think personally she's done the right thing.
This is the latest Live Out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy.
Bree and Clint.
What would you consider the age that you think you became an adult?
You know, I've been thinking about this because...
You're still waiting?
Yeah, yeah.
And I don't know so much that it's an age.
I know we need to put an age on it, but I feel like...
I was like, what was the point where I stopped feeling like I was, you know,
a young person and I was an actual fully fledged adult?
Yeah.
Because you can be doing lots of things and not think of yourself as an adult.
And I think it's when you are responsible for something bigger than yourself, something other than yourself.
You know?
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
I still don't feel like an adult and I am.
Yeah.
Well, because you're responsible for the dogs. Yeah. But there's an adult responsibility. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I still don't feel like an adult, and I am. Yeah, well, because you're responsible for the dogs.
Yeah, but there's an adult responsibility.
Yeah, dogs, definitely.
But if I had to put an age on it, I'd probably say 31.
Okay, 31.
Lock that in.
Producer Claude, what do you think?
What's the age you become an adult? As a 31 year old. I assume 35. Okay.
That's interesting. Sure.
Producer Ella? Because Brie is a
35 year old, you assume something else. She's a grown up
to me. Yeah, yeah. Do you think
I'm a grown up? Yeah, I think you're a grown up.
Ella? I'm going to say I'm sorry,
but genuinely 30s.
Grown up. 30s? 30.
30. Yeah. Okay. Once you're in your
30s. Don't have to apologise, it's pretty much the age that I said. Yeah. Yeah. Once you're in your thirties. Don't have to apologise.
It's pretty much the age that I said.
Yeah, cool.
Are you apologising to us for calling us adults?
You may be.
You get offended sometimes.
She's like adult equals old.
I reckon it's like 34, 35.
Same as Claude, I reckon.
But there's a recent study where they've asked 2,000 Americans what they believe is the age where you reach true adulthood.
And Gen Z have locked in the age that adulthood doesn't begin until 27.
Oh, 27.
27 was the age.
Oh, 27.
The best year.
27, I was the least responsible person I know.
God, but you're right on the verge of responsibility.
So you've got a little bit more money, hopefully.
You've got a little bit more money, you've got a little bit more wisdom.
Yeah.
A little bit more sort of self-worth, but you're still...
Speak for yourself.
But your knees still work.
I had no dignity left.
No, the study looked into milestones and mindsets
that define adulthood,
where essentially there was a bunch of different categories
where people had to vote on if you were completing
these different things, like paying your own bills...
Yeah.
..was one of the categories.
That's an adult thing to do.
Was an adult thing.
Financial independence, so on and so forth.
Yep.
Not living at home anymore.
Yes, that was one as well.
Something I thought we could do this afternoon
is we could get people to call through.
You can be whatever age.
We will ask them these different categories.
Oh, we'll give you the adult quiz. The adult
quiz and then based on
the answers we get,
we will pick how old they are.
Oh, okay, sure.
You know, based on these adult
questions and how you answer them.
Because if you get them all right, you should technically
be older than 27. Exactly.
Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Okay. Okay.
Brian Clint. ZM
Brian Clint. You've got to tell me when you're turning my
mic on. Okay, just as an
indicator, I'll usually turn them on at the end of the
song. Yeah, but
I don't know. I've heard that song like a few
times. Sorry. Brian Clint,
that's Megan Trainor on ZM.
If you've just joined us, we're
about to try and guess the age of people
based on how they answer this adulthood quiz.
Okay?
So, essentially, this was a survey given to a bunch of people asking,
you know, what things do you think classifies being an adult?
And these were the top ones. Okay? What things do you think classifies being an adult?
And these were the top ones.
Okay.
So let's bring on the person and we will ask all five questions and then we'll make a decision on how old we think they are, Clint.
Welcome to the show, Brooklyn.
Do not tell us how old you are, but how are you?
I'm good.
How are you guys?
Yeah, we're good.
Thanks, Brooklyn.
First question for you is do you pay all of your own bills?
No.
Do you pay some of your own bills?
That's a no.
No.
Okay, that's good.
We need honesty in this game, so that's good.
I think I know where this question's going,
but Brooklyn, would you say you're financially independent?
Yes.
Oh, interesting.
Quite contradicting answers.
I've got an idea of why that could be.
Do you get partner?
Partner and maybe she'd stay at home.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Next one.
Would you say, Brooklyn, you prioritise your responsibilities over having fun?
Yes and no, depending on the situation.
So would you say 50-50?
Yeah.
Okay, 50-50.
Brooklyn, have you moved out of home and are you currently living away from your parents?
No.
Oh.
God, this one's really all over the place.
I'm so keen to know how you're financially independent, but yeah, let's keep going.
Okay, last question I've got for you.
Do you have a job?
Yes.
Okay.
So.
You are a mystery wrapped in an enigma, Brooklyn.
She doesn't pay her own bills. That's because she's still living at home. Yes. So the You are a mystery wrapped in an enigma, Brooklyn. She doesn't pay her own bills.
That's because she's still living at home.
Yes.
So the parents pay the bills.
Yeah.
Because it's their household.
Yeah.
She's financially independent because she works for her own money to have fun.
Yes.
But maybe she doesn't realise that to be financially independent,
you have to pay your own bills.
I'm going to excuse.
Sorry, guys.
Which is fine, Brooklyn.
Which is fine.
We'll give you a pass on that.
Which does mean to me that she might still be quite young.
But she does say that she prioritises her responsibilities
50% of the time over having fun.
So I reckon she's like 26.
I was going to say 23.
Oh, okay.
Should we meet somewhere in the middle?
Yeah.
24 and a half.
Brooklyn, are you 24 and a half?
No, I've just turned 18.
Oh!
Okay.
Okay.
Well, you're doing pretty good, Brooklyn.
You're doing well.
You've got a mature for an 18-year-old vibe about you, Brooklyn.
Thank you.
Thanks for taking the test.
Let's do another one.
Let's go to Zoe on 0800.
Is it him?
Hi, Zoe.
Hi, Zoe. Hi. Okay, let's hit you straight away with the questions. Let's do another one. Let's go to Zoe on 0800. Is it him? Hi, Zoe.
Hi, Zoe.
Hi.
Okay, let's hit you straight away with the questions.
Paying your own bills, Zoe?
95% of my own bills.
Okay.
What one aren't you paying?
Yeah, good question.
My phone bill.
Classic.
Yeah.
It's a classic.
Okay, cool.
Still on the family plan.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Other than the phone bill, are you financially independent? Yes. Ooh, yeah, exactly. Other than the phone bill, are you financially independent?
Yes.
Okay, good.
How often would you prioritise your responsibilities over having fun?
60% of the time.
Okay, so a little bit more than Brooklyn.
Yeah.
And are you living away from home?
Yes.
Okay, and you've got a job. I do have a job. than Brooklyn. Yeah. And are you living away from home? Yes. Okay.
And you've got a job.
I do have a job.
Okay.
She's definitely older.
I think you're an adult.
I think she's 27.
I think she's 27 as well.
Okay, perfect.
Lock it in.
Zoe, are you 27?
I'm 26.
We're close enough. I'm turning 27 on Monday.
Oh, come on.
That was pretty bloody spot on from us.
Thank you, Zoe.
Thanks, Zoe, you big grown up.
Keep mooching off that phone bill as long as possible.
Bex is here to play.
Hi, Bex.
All right, Bex.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, thank you.
We're going to hit you with the questions.
Are you paying all of your own bills?
I'm going to go with 90%.
90%.
What ones aren't you paying?
So we have some flight mates that help us pay bills.
Oh, good.
Oh, okay.
You're being supplemented.
I would consider that you are.
Yeah, I'd say so too.
You're paying with their money.
Yeah, you're just being smart about it.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, so you are paying your own bills.
Are you financially independent?
Yes.
Okay, perfect.
And do you prioritise your responsibilities over fun?
I would say I manage my responsibilities
so that I can have as much fun as I want.
I love that answer because that's such a boring answer to say.
It is.
Yes, I do.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, good.
And I assume you're not living at home.
No.
No, she's running a boarding house.
Yeah.
Under the table business.
She's a slumlord.
It's a cash job.
And do you have a job, Bex?
I do.
I reckon she's 32.
I reckon she's slightly older.
Oh, no, because she owns her own place.
Yeah, and she's got...
So she's not so old that she can't have flatmates,
but she's not so young that she couldn't afford
to own her own place and charge other people to live there.
I reckon she's 32.
But what do you think?
Because we can meet somewhere.
I think she's slightly older.
I reckon she's 34.
34, 35.
Let's go 33 then.
Bex, you 33?
Oh, you should have stuck to Bree.
I'm 32.
I knew it!
You just had the 32-year-old vibe.
You cracked it, Bex.
Hey, thanks.
Well done, Bex.
You're more grown up than Bree and I.
Oh, thanks.
And good on you for owning your own home.
Well done.
Oh, thanks, guys.
There you go.
The adult test.
Put yourself through it and see if you qualify as an adult.
I think it checked out, eh?
We're pretty close.
God, I wish I was still on my parents' phone plan.
Same.
Oh, wait, no, we're on the work phone plan.
Oh, that's good too.
We're going to play a round of Let's Get Classical.
ZM presents Manuka Farms' Symphony in the Domain.
Classical.
Oh, that's right.
I had the best game in my whole career last week.
Also, I know we are disproportionately bad at this game,
but when it comes to the Symphony rounds,
it's been in our favour.
We were good.
I think we won majority.
It's like 3-1 in our favour for this game.
So you've still got time to text Team Brianne Clint
or Team Ella to 9696.
If you text the winner, you could score a free double pass
to Manuka Farm, Synthony and The Domain.
Yes, Ella?
I just want to say I've turned over a new leaf
and I'm proud of you guys.
Last week was tough and I had to reflect.
I was a bit of a bad loser.
So today...
It's quite confronting the way you behaved last week, wasn't it?
It was quite childish.
Because I feel like I deserve to win.
You did.
And you screamed in my face and told me I didn't.
I'm sorry.
I've become a different person.
I'm pretty sure you disowned me as well.
Yeah.
I don't even...
I wasn't in my body, guys.
It was a whole different person.
I think you took your bra off and everything.
Yeah, I think I lost some hair as well.
It was hectic.
All right, well, factor that in.
Get your text in.
Let's play, Claudia.
We all know the rules, so make sure you answer quickly.
I need the artist and the name of the song,
but let's jump straight into it.
Good luck, everybody.
All right, good luck.
Good luck.
What?
Oh, Ella!
Ella.
Quick, quick, quick.
I know it.
Do you know it?
No.
Okay, is it Avicii, Hey Brother? Yes, it is.
Brother or Hey Brother?
No, just checking.
No, you can check.
That's okay.
You can sex check me. I literally had it, just checking. No, you can check. That's okay. You can check. I checked me.
I was on...
I literally had it, damn it.
We'll help you.
Ella took that remarkably well.
Maybe she has turned over a new leaf.
She did question the adjudicator over the answer, though.
Did you hear that?
Good for Ella.
She took it well for Ella.
Okay, one point for Tim.
Three is clamped.
Especially because she did have it and then she lost it.
It's okay.
She took it well.
I'm worried about what's going to happen next.
Here's another one.
Clint.
Clint.
Derude Sandstorm.
He's just been confirmed
for the Manuka Farms
Anthony and the Domain.
I just got physically attacked.
Do you want to do another one
just for redemption?
We have won.
She's taking it less well.
It's getting worse.
Let's see.
You'll get this last one.
Okay, focus.
Ella!
Bad Habits, Ed Sheeran.
Oh, that was amazing.
That was very good.
But too little, too late.
Too little, too late.
That's okay.
I had fun along the way.
Big Mitch, you're going to be at Minooka Farm
Synthony in Domain in 2025.
Congratulations.
Oh, thanks, guys. I saw it in your premise
at the Bowl once, and it was epic.
Isn't it outrageously good? It's such a good show.
Mitch, it's just gotten better and better,
and this line-up looks epic, so you're going to be
there. Well done.
Thanks, guys. Full details
for next year's Symphony in the Domain
are up now at ZM Online.
See you there.
Bree and Clint.
I saw this video on TikTok today from someone called Angela,
and they were talking about something that I think
that we can all relate to.
And she didn't say this, but I like to coin this thing
clothing imposter syndrome.
Okay.
Everybody knows what imposter syndrome is.
People get it in their work.
They get it when they're trying to do something new that you're like,
oh, I can't do that.
There's no way I could do that.
But have you ever thought about it in relation to clothing before?
Every time I put on a hat, I'm like,
all these strangers are going to know that I don't usually wear hats.
They're going to be like, that girl doesn't wear hats.
And then they're going to laugh at me.
It's when you get the feeling and the vibe
that you can't pull something off.
Can't pull something off, yeah.
You're not saying that other people can't.
You just know that you personally can't pull it off
and you feel like everyone around you is looking at you going,
that girl looks weird in a hat.
And the whole day that you're wearing that thing,
you're like, oh God, I wish I,
because you get up the bravery
to leave the house wearing the thing.
And then once you've left, there's no going back.
And it might be an integral part of what you're wearing.
Like if you wear a hat leaving the house,
you probably haven't done your hair.
So you have to keep the hat on all day.
And the whole day you're like,
oh God, I wish I hadn't worn this thing.
I wish I wasn't wearing the thing.
Started quite an interesting conversation in here
where I put my hand up and said,
I feel like I'm a hat person.
I pull off hats.
And then I said, Claudia is definitely a hat person.
Yeah, we're hat guys.
We're hat people.
Remember how we had to get you over the hump, though, to prove that you were a backwards hat person?
I never really got there.
I thought we did it.
I thought we convinced you that you were a backwards hat person.
It was 50-50.
It was 50-50. It was 50-50
and I feel like
I didn't have the forehead
to carry it off.
And then you said something
really interesting because
Claudia said or Ella said
you wear hats a lot and you go nah
I don't wear hats anymore. I'm transitioning
out of my hat era yeah.
And I said why? I feel like I'm transitioning out of my hat era, yeah. And I said, why?
I feel like I've aged out.
And then I said, do you feel like hats have an age limit?
Yeah, I feel like indoor hats are a young man's game.
What's the age limit on the hats?
I'm not there, but I feel like if you're over 40,
you shouldn't be wearing a hat.
I'm not over 40, but I feel like you should. Sorry, Fletch.
I feel like you shouldn't be wearing a hat indoors.
And Vaughn.
Oh, God.
Vaughn wears hats sometimes.
He wears an indoor beanie,
which for me is even worse.
You reckon beanie's indoor beanie's worse?
So I know I can wear a hat.
I don't think I can wear a beanie.
My clothing imposter thing is beanies.
Is that?
Yeah, I put it on
and then I'm like,
oh, everybody thinks I'm a stupid beanie man.
I think it's because you've got quite a small head.
Like, you know?
Ouch.
You're not helping.
No, but like you've got...
We're just building you up with your backwards hats
and then you're like, yeah, pee head.
But like you've got nice hair.
You don't need a beanie.
I thought he had quite small hands, not a small head.
Okay, that one would really hurt.
What about
for women? Do you think there's an age limit on
hats?
Oh, no. Yes, you do.
Like I would comment on women.
Tell the truth.
Depends on the hat.
Depends on the hat. Why?
Tell us.
I need to know.
You're fine.
I think you should wear a hat.
Well, it's because of the type of job you have.
That's a big part of it too.
Because you work in a casual workplace.
Yeah, my job.
Your job is very casual.
But if you were a lawyer and you were rocking in your pal's hat,
I'd be like...
Obviously not.
But on a weekend, I could wear whatever I wanted.
But at what age shouldn't I be wearing a hat?
Like, I genuinely am interested.
I don't know.
I don't know when it comes to women.
I don't know.
Smart.
Yeah, thank you.
Smart not to comment.
I will say and put my hand up,
and I definitely have clothing imposter syndrome
when it comes to any type of skirt.
Oh, that's your thing?
Yeah, like, here's an insight.
On Treasure Island for six seasons, right,
they get an amazing stylist in, and she kind of asks my opinion.
She's like, what do you like to wear?
What don't you like to wear?
Blah, blah, blah.
And I say, I will wear anything apart from skirts
because they look terrible on me.
I feel like I've seen you wear skirts on there.
Have I not?
Oh, I did wear one skirt this season.
I feel like I've seen that skirt.
It must have stuck in my brain too because I never see you in skirts.
Very rare occurrence.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it was a typical style, but I just don't suit skirts.
And Claudia, you're the same.
Yeah, skirts, like sometimes dresses too.
And I think it's just because I never wear them.
So when I do, I'm like, ugh.
I look stupid.
Everyone thinks I look stupid.
Yeah, everyone's looking at me.
Oh, I can't pull this off.
I can't pull this off.
I hate this.
They know it's wrong.
We need to take it off right now.
We want to know what your clothing imposter syndrome item is.
What's the thing that you know you just can't wear it?
You just go, I feel stupid in this.
Yeah.
People think I'm stupid.
And it might be worse.
It might be something that's really trendy,
that's really cool at the moment, and you just wish.
You know that if you could wear it, you'd be happier,
but you know that you can't wear it.
Maybe at the height of the samba popularity,
you just knew you couldn't pull off a pair of sambas.
Yeah, or one of those...
And you hated yourself for it.
Or a belt bag worn as like a side bag.
That's quite hard to pull off.
I don't know if anyone looks good in that.
Oh, $800 at M, or you can text 9696.
We're talking about clothing imposter syndrome.
What is it for you? We're not saying you shouldn't wear it. We're talking about clothing imposter syndrome. What is it for you?
We're not saying you shouldn't wear it.
We're just saying when you see yourself wearing it,
you go, oh, I can't do this.
I can't do this.
I'm not cool enough.
Brie and Clint.
Someone posted this video on TikTok.
Every time I put on a hat,
I'm like all these strangers are going to know
that I don't usually wear hats.
They're going to be like,
that girl doesn't wear hats
and then they're going to laugh at me.
Which is so relatable because so much of it is in your head.
99.99999% of people don't care.
A hundred people don't care.
She did look a bit strange in a hat.
Oh, don't say that.
She's not going to hear this.
She did though.
Admit it.
You thought it.
I think I thought it because she said it.
But if she hadn't said it, I wouldn't have paid any attention to it.
Yeah, probably. I'd go, hat girl., I wouldn't have paid any attention to it. Yeah, probably.
I'd go, hat girl.
But someone in the comments wrote, this is me.
Last time I wore a hat, my husband said, oh, wearing a hat today, are we?
That's not the right thing to say.
If you were already self-conscious about it and someone said that to you.
And it's a bloody hat.
It's not even like it's an outrageous clothing decision. It's a hat.
It's a hat. But it goes for any item of
clothing. So we've asked, what is the thing
that gives you clothing imposter
syndrome? And Naz has called up. Hey, Naz.
Hi, Naz. Hello. Hello.
What's the item for you, Naz?
It's a rain jacket, especially
when it's raining.
Rain jackets are hard to pull off.
Yeah, but it's the noise.
It's the crunch.
You can hear me coming.
It's like a heel on a hardwood floor.
But, Naz, it's a necessity when it's raining.
Why are you depriving yourself of a rain jacket in the rain?
Well, just get an umbrella.
I feel like, Naz, you're quite fashion.
You're giving fashion and you don't want to like, yeah,
you don't want to bring yourself down with a bloody rain jacket.
There's fashionable rain jackets though.
Exactly, but it's the crunch, like you're crunching along,
like you can hear, you know, it's like, it's like, pick me.
I know exactly what you're saying.
They're like, who's that piece of wrapped candy?
Thanks, Naz.
Love it.
Someone said headbands.
I think they look so nice on other women,
but I feel like a five-year-old,
I'm the five-year-old person as well,
can't wear headbands.
Yeah, I can see that.
What are you saying?
No, no, no, not on you,
but I can see how you would.
Oh, God.
Bex is here.
Hi, Bex.
Hi, Bex.
Hey, how's it going?
We're good.
What's the item that gives you
clothing imposter syndrome, Bex?
Like a blazer.
A blazer?
Yeah, I work in like a professional office
and quite a few of the females wear blazers.
But I just look like a small child wearing like an adult's clothing or something.
How tall are you, Bex?
I'm about 5'1".
Okay, so you're not the tallest.
Have you ever thought about getting like a blazer personally tailored to you? I'm about 5'1". Okay, so you're swimming in it. You're not the tallest.
Have you ever thought about getting like a blazer personally tailored to you?
Well, you can get like crop blazers too,
but you can tell that they're crop blazers
in their full length on me.
Have you ever thought about going to Codden on Kids
and getting like a kid's blazer?
Okay, that's enough.
Yeah, leave her alone.
She already knows. No, that's enough. Yeah, leave her alone. She already knows.
No, I'm sorry.
I get that one from my parents all the time.
Yeah, I'll bet you do.
Thanks, Bex.
We appreciate it.
It's good when you can save money.
We're asking the question,
what do you have clothing imposter syndrome over?
And someone said,
I can't wear exercise shorts.
I suffer like a pork getting roasted
before I change out of my tights. I will suffer. Oh, I will suffer like a pork getting roasted before I change out of my tights.
I will suffer.
Oh, I will suffer like a pork getting roasted.
Oh, I wonder why they feel like they can't wear exercise shorts.
Someone else said ballet flats and capri pants.
Here's my tip.
Ballet flats are the worst possible shoe on the planet.
They look good on no one.
I've never, ever seen someone in a ballet flat and went,
God, they look good in that ballet flat.
Bree's item is ballet flats.
I hate them.
I hate them so much.
Claudia, have you ever seen someone in a ballet flat and went,
God, that looks good?
Not since 2005.
Ella, what do you think?
I think some people can pull it off.
It's chic French fashion.
My wife looks quite good in a ballet flat.
No, no one does.
I'm more concerned about the capris.
How crazy is it that capris are back?
Capris need to get in the bin as well.
The hat, the three-quarter length.
The three-quarter, like, cycle, yeah.
It's like a tight three-quarter pant.
They're made for French women to ride bicycles,
so the pant leg didn't get in the chain.
Wow.
Someone said those tiered dress things that everybody is wearing at the moment.
I look like an Amish midwife.
Oh, this is right up your alley, Bree.
Someone's got clothing imposter syndrome about dungarees.
I love a dungaree, but I do think that dungarees do look quite strange on certain people.
Oh, I know. I could not wear a dungaree. It quite strange on certain people.
I know.
I could not wear a dungaree.
It would be so weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unless I was literally driving a train,
there's no way I could pull off a pair of dungarees.
Yeah, I couldn't see you wearing a dungaree.
Even then, I reckon I'd go for a full overall over a dungaree.
What's the difference between a dungaree and an overall?
Well, the overall's got sleeves.
Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah overall's got sleeves. Oh, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
Yeah, very different.
I can't wear long trench coats.
They look amazing on other girls and in theory I should suit them
because I'm tall but I just can't do it.
I get it.
You probably feel I can speak to Gadget.
Yeah, 100%.
They are quite hard to pull off.
Yeah.
Because we were talking about capri pants before.
Yeah.
Someone texted through and said,
the one thing I will never forgive Sabrina Carpenter for
is capris coming back into style.
Yeah.
She did.
She did this to the world.
But she's wearing capris on a five-foot woman.
Yeah.
You know, you extrapolate that out over a longer person.
Of course they're going to look good on her.
You get more capri, but you also get more calf.
Remember when they put me in a pair of capris for that Women's Day shoot?
Oh, shit.
A capri and a...
To make it worse, it was a white capri.
A white capri and a red knitted skivvy.
It's like the stylist went, man, I hate this chick.
Let's make her look as bad as possible.
I look terrible.
What were your thoughts when you hopped into that outfit?
I've always wondered.
I just looked at myself in the mirror.
She was like, ooh, it's time to retire.
I looked at myself and went, oh, my God.
This is what I would look like if I was 50 and straight.
50 plus.
The only thing that's missing is that...
Which is there's nothing wrong with that.
It's just so far away from me and my personality.
Like, just so far away from it.
Or maybe it wasn't.
You just have imposter syndrome for white capris and red skivvies.
You saw the photo.
What do you think?
I thought hearts.
Someone just said they found... I thought that's a pair
of capris I'd like to get into.
No, you did not.
No one thought that. If only there was room,
but they were skin tight. No.
A single person thought that
looking at that photo.
Claudia just sent around
the Brie Thomaselle
Woman's Day capri photo shoot
from 2018.
Honestly.
It's as bad as I remember.
It's worse, I reckon.
Yeah. I feel like people would believe that time machines exist,
seeing that photo.
In what way?
It looks like it's been taken in the future.
It looks like you're going on to like a golden oldies radio station
and you're at your Remuera mansion.
And, you know, but I just don't understand.
And I feel like we, I know you don't want us to,
but I feel like we need to post this picture on our Instagram story
so people can get a handle on what we're talking about.
But I don't understand how someone.
Look at how big the earring they
put on me. All of it.
I described it as a red
knitted skivvy, but I didn't describe
the fact that it came down mid-thigh
as well. It's a skivvy,
a red knitted skivvy dress with a white
capri.
There's questions from the producers.
Yes, just a statement.
My partner just messaged me and she said,
send me the cabris.
Cabris.
Shit, me.
Shut up, Bec.
We're going to put this, I know you don't want to,
but we need to.
So we're going to put this picture on the Bree and Clint
Instagram story.
It might not be up there for long.
It might only last an hour, but if you'd like to see it,
you can search Bree and Clint on Instagram.
Far out.
I look like I have
six kids. I'm
driving them all to different sporting
events on a Saturday. And no disrespect to people who have
six kids, but this was
meant to be the cool photo for the cool
new girl. I was 26 in this photo.
Coming over to host the new ZM
drive show. I was single, 26,
27.
Like, of course course at some point
in my life I want to like you know
be that
mom taking her kids but I wasn't here.
I look like the straightest woman alive.
I look like
I'm about to release a cookbook.
All I want for my birthday
is a birthday dinner.
Anyway. Speaking of
We love you Women's Day
They're celebrating their 35th birthday
It's not Women's Day's fault
It's whoever dressed you like that
No, but we love Women's Day
Maybe it's time to redo the photo shoot
Oh, recreate it
Get you back in there
For the 35th birthday
Sophie's here
Hi Sophie Hi Sophie How's it going? Good, thank you mate We'll recreate it. Get you back in there. For the 35th birthday. Sophie's here. Hi, Sophie.
Hi, Sophie.
How's it going?
Good, thank you, mate.
Look, we need your birthday and we'll give you your birthday banger.
All right, it's the 21st of December, 1998.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2014.
And back on your 16th birthday, this was number one. So it's going to be forever.
Uh-oh.
Or it's going to go down the drain.
Look out.
Did you do that on purpose, Sophie?
Yes, I did.
Smart little cookie.
Sophie, you have just snuck your way into the Taylor Swift era to a draw with that one.
Congratulations.
Oh, thank God.
I was trying all day.
That was very clever.
Very clever, Sophie.
I didn't actually know, to be honest, but I've tried over 500 times today to get you guys. You was very clever. Very clever, Sophie. I didn't actually know, to be honest,
but I've tried over 500 times today to get you guys.
You are a superstar.
We appreciate your resilience,
and we're going to put you in the draw to be at the Eris Tour in Vancouver.
Yeah.
Wait there, because you might win birthday banger as well.
Let's go to Georgia.
Hi, Georgia.
G'day.
Hi.
G'day, mate.
Hi.
All we need is your birthday, Georgia.
Yeah, 20th of Feb, 1976.
All right, that means you were...
I'm not sure it's going to be Taylor Swift.
Might not be.
You were 16 in 1992.
And here's your birthday banger.
I've got Taylor.
I've got... We put Georgia into the draw for Taylor as well.
Really?
Do you want to be in the draw, Georgia?
Hell yes.
I was just trying just before.
Okay.
Georgia, you're in the draw, mate.
You're in the draw too.
Thank you.
Okay.
Congratulations.
Wait there.
You might be a birthday banger winner as well.
Hazel's going to do a birthday banger for mum.
Hi, Hazel.
Hi, Hazel.
Hi.
Do you want to be in the Taylor Swift draw?
Obviously.
I've been trying the whole day.
Well, obviously, we're going to put you in.
You're in the draw.
Yay!
Hazel, you're going to do your mum's birthday banger,
and we'll do you a deal.
If it's Taylor Swift, we'll put you in twice.
Oh.
It's probably not going to be Taylor Swift.
Okay.
It's worth a go, though, Hazel.
What is mum's birthday?
March 31st, 1989.
All right.
Well, it's the right year for Taylor Swift.
She was 16, though, in 2005, and this was number one.
That's definitely not Taylor Swift.
50 Cent.
Hey, it doesn't matter though, Hazel, because you're in the draw, okay?
People are stoked.
Wait there.
I feel like we have to play the Taylor Swift song so that we give people another chance.
I feel like people will thank us because if we play the Taylor Swift song,
we can then come back and put a few more people in the draw.
Sophie, you are already in the draw
and we're going to crown you the birthday banger winner as well.
Congratulations.
Woo-hoo.
There we go.
Nice work, Soph.
Good luck, okay?
Those people are in the draw.
If you want it too, 0800-DARLS-IT-M.
I can't meet you where you've been.
I can show you incredible things.
Bree and Clint.
But I've got a blank space, baby
And I'll write your name
Oh my God, it's another Taylor Swift song for Taylor Tuesday here on ZM
where we are sending somebody to the final ever Eras Tour show in Vancouver, Canada.
I think it's only fitting that we put you, Taylor, in the draw.
Oh my goodness, thank you so much.
This is so exciting. You finally got through my goodness. Thank you so much. This is so exciting.
You finally got through.
Yeah, thank you so much.
Taylor to Taylor, it just makes sense.
Congratulations.
Thank you for persisting and doing your best to get through.
You can now relax.
You are in the draw to be there.
Oh, thank you, team.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
The rest of you cannot relax.
You are not in the draw, but there are more chances.
Don't say that.
I just want to keep people, you know.
On their toes.
Yeah.
There's plenty what you need to say, though.
Back it up with there's going to be a heap more chance.
I'm just trying to work out if we've got time to do another one before six o'clock.
I think we do.
Yeah.
We'll get another one before six.
Okay, good.
Two things.
Bree wants to apologise to straight women for saying that they are responsible for capris,
don't you, Bree?
No, I don't.
I think it's the truth.
Why?
I think the straight women are the ones wearing the capris.
Not on that woman's day shoot.
A straight woman put me in those capris.
Someone texts her and they said,
I'm taking a lot of offence to straight women wear capris.
Look, Bree is hurt. She's been hurt. H women wear capris. Look, Brie is hurt.
She's been hurt.
Hurt people hurt people.
You know that's what I'm saying, guys.
But if you want to see the picture responsible for this,
you can see Brie in her white capris and her red skivvy dress
on the Brie and Clint Instagram story for a limited time.
I feel like I do want to apologise because I feel like I generalised.
Not all straight women wear capris
okay but i think all of us as a collective women like we can agree we know the type of woman that
does wear capris they're usually rich you reckon yep or they enjoy wading through ankle-deep water. Or that too. Yeah, that too.
One of the two.
From one pop star to another,
I have been saying for a couple of weeks that I have a conspiracy about Tate McRae.
Okay.
She is on the rise, has had some big hits,
and one of the songs that we're currently playing on ZM
is called
It's Okay, I'm Okay.
It's okay, I'm okay.
Had them in the first place.
It's okay, I'm okay.
Banger.
Banger, yeah.
I don't really gotta say it's okay.
Literally from the first time I heard this song, I was like,
God, this reminds me of something.
Reminds me of a song I've heard plenty of times before.
And eventually I realised that the song Tate McRae,
It's Okay, I'm Okay, sounds exactly like Hilary Duff with love.
Okay, I can't hear what you're talking about, yeah?
The Up The Duffers will know this song.
They'll remember it.
Now can we get some Tate McRae?
So if we play Tate McRae from the start.
Oh, my God.
And now Hilary Duff.
What?
It's the same song.
It is the same song.
But when Hilary Duff did it, everyone was like,
oh, silly song, Hilary Duff.
But then when Tame McRae's done it, everyone's like,
hot.
Yes, get it, get it, Hilary Duff. But then when Tate McRae's done it, everyone's like... Hot! Yes, get it, Queen.
I wonder...
Hilary Duff must be fuming.
Can you imagine?
She'll be robable!
She sees Tate McRae just pissing all over her territory.
Hilary Duff walked so Tate McRae could run.
Exactly.
It got me thinking about other songs. Standing on the shoulders of Hilary Duff walked so Tate McRae could run. Exactly. It got me thinking about other songs.
Tate McRae is standing on the shoulders of Hilary.
She's coxily all over Hilary.
It got me thinking about other pop songs where this has happened to me in the past
where I've been like, God, they sound similar.
And I thought we could just do a couple just for fun.
Fifth Harmony, Worth It.
What a banger.
What a banger. What a banger. Have you ever realised
it sounds so similar
to Jason Derulo,
Talk Dirty?
Talk dirty to me.
Talk dirty to me.
They've used the same clarinet. Is that not
the same melody?
Yeah. I mean, the clarinets
anybody's to use,
but I reckon those songs came out within six months of each other.
Jason sang Talk Dirty,
and the Fifth Harmony girls just say,
maybe I'm worth it.
It's the same.
Same song, same song.
Okay, you got any more?
The last one I've got is, I mean,
one of the biggest songs in the last 20 years,
Kesha TikTok.
Wake up in the morning feeling like P.D. Hey, Kesha, TikTok.
Have you ever thought to yourself sounds very
similar to this Katy Perry song.
Go back to TikTok.
Wake up in the morning feeling like pizza. That beat in the background.
Yeah.
Buzzy, eh?
Buzzy.
Anyway, Tate McRae, we know what you did.
And we're going to tell Hillary. Yeah, the duffers are coming for you, Tate. No, we love Tate McRae. Don't what you did. And we're going to tell Hillary.
Yeah, the duffers are coming for you, Tate.
No, we love Tate McRae.
Don't think you're going to get away with this.
Also.
Sleep with one eye open, Tate McRae.
The up the duffers will not sleep on this.
They're vicious too.
Bree and Clint.
Our producer Ella came to us this morning with a question.
Is it okay to wear this thing in public?
And she joins us now.
Good afternoon, Ella.
Kia ora, guys.
How are you?
Thanks for having me on.
We're good.
You're good?
Sorry.
Have you taken your Ritalin?
I really need some, eh?
What is the item that you currently have on your person
that you're concerned may not be appropriate to wear in the office?
I'm wearing a pimple patch on my chin.
This has been trending.
Yeah, it has.
The Gen Zers are like all over this.
Yeah.
The pimple patches.
It's almost like a fashion accessory.
Correct me if I'm wrong, Bree, but when we were in our pimple prime,
pimple patches didn't exist, did they?
No, they're a real recent thing.
Yeah.
It was toothpaste, you're right.
Toothpaste.
Or what was that face wash that everyone used?
Clarisol.
Do you remember Clarisol?
Or Rakatane.
Oh, Rakatane.
Yeah, I know that was the medicine.
Yeah.
But Clarisol?
Clarisol?
No one's using Clarisol anymore.
They're just literally just washing their face at night with facial cleanser.
Was it Clarisol?
What was it?
I know the one you're talking about.
Yeah, yeah.
Clarisil.
Yeah.
Is it the one where they like...
Remember Proactive? Proactive's the one I'm thinking of. Yeah, yeah. Clara Sill. Yeah. Is it the one where they like... Remember Proactive?
Proactive's the one I'm thinking of.
Proactive had Justin Bieber.
Yep.
Katy Perry.
Katy Perry, I think.
Yeah, and they're like, I got my skin from Proactive.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
You got your skin from like a very expensive team.
And good genes.
And good genes.
Yeah, of people, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But you don't have that.
Ella, you have a pimple patch.
I do.
I have a little pimple patch. I do.
I have a little pimple patch.
I thought you had a, what's it called?
Cold sore.
Cold sore.
Oh, yeah, I get those, but no. I thought you were wearing a Zavirax patch.
Yeah, because you're wearing a clear pimple patch,
which the pimple patches I've seen are like the stars
and they're like a pink or a blue.
That's where I think I went wrong.
So I don't really care that it's on my face,
but it does look like there's yogurt or something or hummus.
Yeah, because the one you're wearing is like skin colour,
so it looks like it's trying to be invisible.
Yeah, but it's really not.
Whereas the trend now is to go whole hog.
Like a purple star or something.
Or a smiley face or something.
Yeah, a daisy.
So I think I've done it wrong.
The reason why I brought it up, I did want to hear your thoughts.
Do you think pimple patches are okay to wear in public?
I think it's fine.
Yeah?
I definitely think it's fine.
To be honest, I don't judge anyone unless they're, you know,
fully naked in an area where there is kids, then I would judge you.
What an absolute load of shit.
We are only 60 minutes on from you slandering people in capris
for a full 15 minutes
on the show today. Sorry, or
if you're wearing capris or ballet
flats or worse,
both at the same time,
then get in the bin. I made a swift
pivot from I don't judge anybody to
these people must die!
Shall I take it off?
So yes, Ella, the pimple patches are very
low on the list of offensive things. I feel like they're a load of hullabaloo, are they? Okay, Ella, the pimple patch is very low on the list of offensive things.
I feel like they're a load of hullabaloo, are they?
Okay, you pull your pimple patch off.
Claudia, you inspect the pimple.
First off, it's still there.
Nothing.
It doesn't look too bad.
I don't know what it looked like before, but it looks great.
It looks, to me, better than the patch did.
Who would have thought, Claudia?
Who would have thought that it would draw less attention to the pimple?
Anticlimactic.
Yeah, I know.
Myth busted.
I'm used to that.
On the Bree and Clint show.
Bree and Clint.
See you guys tomorrow.
Have a great night, and we'll catch you back on the Bree and Clint show.
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