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Good afternoon everybody
It's Brinclin
I didn't know Brisbane was
getting the Olympics?
Um, where have you been?
Where have I been?
Where have you bloody been?
It's not the next one, but the one after.
The next one's L.A.
Yeah.
And then the one after that, Brisbane.
2032.
Wow.
Yeah.
Good for Brisbane.
After going to Sydney over the weekend and going out to that Olympic Stadium,
I was like, Auckland needs the Olympics.
Why not?
I know.
I reckon it would fix us.
It'd be great.
It'd be great.
Although Christchurch
should probably do it better.
Yeah, Christchurch.
I'm open.
We should have the Olympics.
Or it should have just be
all of New Zealand?
Nah, it has to be a city.
Oh, does it?
Yeah, it's got to be a city.
Who said?
Who said?
Who said?
What was Sydney?
So?
And now it's Brisbane.
Yeah, so?
No, it's got to be city.
Rotarua.
Rotarua, 2036.
And a new sport
will be losing.
Looging, yeah.
And Zorbing.
Zorbing, that would be a great sport.
Yeah.
They've already got the mountain bike track.
Yeah, that's good to go.
The aquatic centre is pretty good these days.
It's just had a renovation.
That'd be great.
It's not Olympic size, but, you know.
They could do the triathlon in the lake.
Yes, yeah, you swim in the lake.
I mean, we could clean it up by then.
Blue Lake?
Yeah, great idea.
Yeah, blue lake's nice.
Lake Tipitapu.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, this is great.
And they could stay at our favorite holiday park,
the Blue Lake top 10 holiday park.
That could be the Olympic Village.
God, they'd love it.
The athletes.
No canoes, though.
Why not?
Oh, no kayaks.
No kayaks.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they've got everything else.
That's our main chance of the medal every Olympics.
At the holiday park, they've got everything else.
But kayaks.
But kayaks.
If you know, you know.
Fun show on the way for you today
where we will give away two tickets to see Ed Sharon live.
He's coming to New Zealand and you can score free tickets
after five o'clock when you hear an Ed Shearren song play on this show.
Hell yes.
Right now, though, we're going to do Trady versus Lady.
50 bucks up for grabs.
Play Z-Eams, Brie and Clint.
Khalid and Kane Brown on ZM, Bray and Clint.
He's going to be on the show with us this Friday with a brand new.
I'm Khalid, not Kane Brown.
Good to have him back.
I mean, love Kane Brown.
I like that song about it.
He did it about his truck.
And beer?
You ever hear that song about driving his truck around
and how much he loved his truck?
And the suspension?
Yeah, every country song ever.
Oh, I got new suspension.
Oh, I love my truck and I deserve a beer.
It's a hat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't change that dial.
This is not I heart country.
It's ZM and it's time for Trady versus Lady.
It's Trady versus Ladies.
The trade is picking up a win yesterday, which takes them one in front on 83, ladies on 82.
Who's got it today?
Our lady is in Auckland.
She's 49, and it's her birthday tomorrow, the Big 5-0.
Welcome to the show, Katie.
Hi, Katie.
Hello.
No, it's actually, it's my birthday today, so 49, so I've got a year's grace.
Oh, geez, we almost aged you out of your 40s, didn't we?
Yeah, I know, seriously.
You got one more year, Katie.
to really send it.
Exactly.
Hey, happy birthday.
Would you like a tradie versus lady win?
Is that what you're hoping for for your birthday?
Oh, I'm super hoping for that.
I'm here with my daughter and, yeah, we'd love to not show it up to the ladies.
Absolutely.
What's your daughter's name?
Amelia.
Amelia.
Hi, Amelia.
You guys are welcome to work together.
You're taking on our tradie from Fokitani.
He's 21 and he was born on a leap day.
So welcome to the show.
Campbell.
Hi, Campbell.
Hello?
Are you really 21 or are you seven?
I'm five and a quarter.
Five and a quarter, yeah.
Five and a quarter.
Hey, you'll be loving that once you get to your 30s.
Yeah, I bet.
I bet.
Either that or you have had 21 leap year birthdays and you're actually 84.
Yeah, not quite.
Yeah, not quite.
Okay.
Your buzzer is Trady.
Katie and Amelia, your buzzer is lady.
the first team to give us three correct answers wins Trady versus Lady and $50 cash from KFC.
Here we go. Best of luck. Question number one. How many years are there in a millennium?
Lady. Yes, Katie. A thousand. A thousand. It is a thousand. One to the ladies.
Should be called a thousand-dea. Thousandium. Yeah, that sounds way catchier.
Well, Millennium sounds like it's got a million years in it, doesn't it?
Then we wouldn't have that fantastic song from Robbie Williams.
True. Keep it as it is then.
Millennium. Banger.
Question number two, what year did Sydney host the Olympic Games?
Trudy?
Yes, Campbell.
2000?
It was the Sydney 2000 Olympics. Well done.
One apiece. Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Lady, come on.
on Katie, yes.
Oh, I'm going to go salt and pepper?
E.
No, good guess, though, Campbell.
Mr. Elliot?
Nice, Campbell.
Well, done.
Two to the tradies.
Even he's surprised with that one.
One to the ladies.
You need this one, Katie and Amelia, to stay in at.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me how to spell quinoa.
Lady.
Katie.
Q-U-I-N-O-A.
Well done.
Well done.
Tricky question, you got it.
I would never have got that.
Quinoa.
Quinoa.
All right, we are all tied up here in the fifth.
This is for the win.
If you mix the colours red and purple together, what color do you get?
No, you've messed that up.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, no, you've messed up the question.
Yeah, she's put the answer in the question.
So we're going to have to avoid that one.
Sorry, guys, I'll move along.
Question number six.
How many numbers are there on a dartboard?
Is it 18, 20 or 24?
Lady.
Campbell.
20 is correct.
And that's the win.
Is that the win?
Yeah.
Oh, no, hugely controversial.
Look, these things happen, okay?
these things do happen.
So this is what we're going to do.
We're going to give the points to the tradies
and the $50 cash, Campbell.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
And what are we got for Katie for a birthday?
Katie and Amelia, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way, okay?
Oh, that's amazing.
Consolation points.
Thanks for being in good sports.
Yeah, and have an amazing birthday.
Can you call us on your 50th next year?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Bree and Clint's.
Thank you.
You and your miss-o have two daughters together.
We do.
How many years in between?
It doesn't really work, doesn't like that joke, no, yeah.
But your wife would definitely know.
She would 100% know.
Yeah, yeah, true.
How many years in between?
Less than two.
Less than two years, which I mean, probably about right?
20 months.
Quite common.
Yeah.
Two years.
Yeah, two's pretty common.
In between siblings.
What if there was only, hold on, wait, let me do the math on this.
Yeah, carry the one.
What if there was only 12 months?
12 months, there'd be a toy.
It'd be a toy window.
No, it'd be anything but.
Hey, careful.
There'll be a small window.
Very, very small window.
It's the case for this particular woman I saw online who had a baby.
It was their second baby.
and then three months later,
three months later after giving birth,
they announced to their friends and family
they were pregnant again.
Y'all, oh my God!
Again?
You're kidding.
You're pregnant.
Did you say what I think you just said?
Are you kidding?
This is a joke.
Ow.
Oh, my God again.
A game?
That's my favorite one.
A game?
This is a joke.
This is a joke, right?
Three months.
So they announced.
did after three months.
So she was just pregnant.
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
I think that was the video of them announcing it.
Well, yeah, no, it must have been.
Yeah, three months after she gave birth to their other one.
Yeah.
So did she get pregnant three months after giving birth?
Or did she tell them that she was pregnant three months after and she was already two months pregnant?
What do they say?
It's 12 weeks normally.
Until you can go again.
That you should wait to tell people.
Oh, I see.
you mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.
So, if we're using that
as a rule. That means she got pregnant
on the day she gave birth.
Holy smokes.
Surely not. Surely not.
Surely not possible.
I wonder if it is.
Yeah. Well, anything's
possible, I guess. Is it?
I don't know.
Not wanted, but possible. You can't get pregnant
while you're pregnant, but
can you get pregnant? Can you not?
No.
What about that woman that?
was pregnant with two different men's babies.
Really?
Yeah, at the same time.
No, that must have been...
I'm pretty sure that was a story.
I'm not sure if that's a common thing.
God.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to stop commenting because I don't know.
Got pregnant, didn't know she was pregnant,
and then like a few weeks later got pregnant again.
Okay.
What I do know is you can pretty much get pregnant again straight away.
like this text here that says my friend thought breastfeeding was a contraceptive
and she was pregnant six weeks after her first baby six weeks
would have been quite the shock someone said you can if you have a bichormuate uterus
so have you got a special situation yeah yeah it's rare but it is possible
why would your friend think breastfeeding was a contraceptive it would be an old wife's
It would be like, oh, babe.
That is an old wife's tale that needs to be myth busted immediately.
Maybe it was intended like, oh, breastfeeding's a contraceptive
because you can just tell them to bug her off because you're breastfeeding, you know?
Like, get away from me, I'm breastfeeding.
That's the contraceptive.
Yeah, right.
And she's taking it literally.
Oh, I'm on the breastfeeding.
I can't get pregnant.
I don't know how logically you would make that make sense.
I thought we could ask people this afternoon
Who was it that was pregnant
Very soon after they had given birth
Like how soon?
How soon?
I think there's about 17 months in between me and my sister
Oh yeah
So that's pretty soon
Yeah
Yeah but yes and no
Yes and no
Yes and no
It's not
You might mean nothing else to do
It's not three months
Someone said breastfeeding is 90% effective
as birth control.
What?
No, unless you're a doctor,
don't text that to us.
Feeding effective.
I need to go to this now.
There's another one.
My doctor told me breastfeeding was a contraceptive.
What?
My kids are 14 months apart because of that advice.
Yes, breastfeeding can be an effective method of birth control,
but only when the lactational aminarea method, L-A-M-A-M, is
strictly followed.
Okay.
And there's a lot of details.
We're getting out of our specialist zone here.
Yeah.
So.
I just think as a good rule of thumb,
don't use that as a
form of contraception.
Superfeitation is when you get pregnant
while pregnant.
Whoa.
See, this is what I was talking about.
There was a story about a woman
where she was pregnant while pregnant.
Yeah.
Someone said breastfeeding contraception is all
beep.
So that obviously.
There's a load of BS.
Yeah, yeah.
I think just don't use that as contraception.
I think that's just a good rule.
Okay.
How soon after giving birth did you get pregnant again?
0,800 dials at M or you can text your story to 9-696.
How small can we make the window?
Yeah, how soon did you back it up?
Literally.
Dead is Franklin.
How soon after giving birth were they pregnant?
A woman has shared a video online telling her friends and family
that just three months after giving birth, she's pregnant.
She's pregnant.
And we don't know how pregnant.
Doesn't go into that detail.
No, it doesn't go into that detail.
Her friends and family were just like, oh, wow.
You've got a new one over there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What was wrong with the other one?
You haven't organized this one first.
So we're trying to see how small the gap was between births.
Claudia, you were saying you and your siblings are very, very close together.
Yeah, so my parents had four kids.
under five. So me and my
brother have 17 months between us
and then there's a little bit of a gap and then my
two sisters there's 13 months
between them. Four under five. Four kids under five years old.
Your parents love each other.
Hell yeah, they do. They had a good time.
I don't want to think about it.
They did. A lot.
Hannah's here. Hi Hannah. Hi Hannah.
Hello. Was it you? Were you rapidly
pregnant? Yes, it's me.
How soon, Hannah?
I'm in the car currently with my seven months old
and I'm 26 weeks pregnant
So that's like just gone six months
Yeah
Well, hey Hannah was it planned or a bit of a shock
Who planned that?
Hannah you've got a...
I'm just trying to be inclusive
Hannah you've got a baby in you
And a baby out of you
I yes
Holy Toledo
I know I know
This is actually a pill baby too
So
You are on the
You were on the pill?
Yes, yes, 100%.
Wow, we were doubting the efficacy of breastfeeding as a contraception.
You're telling us even the pill didn't work for you.
Yeah, no, so Santa's going to bring my husband a vasectomy, I'm pretty sure.
I think so, because obviously all your bits are working too good.
I know, we just look at each other.
He should probably get the vasectomy now while you are pregnant,
because I reckon one of you was so fertile that you could get pregnant while pregnant.
You could have two in there.
And we only did it out of obligation
because it was our first wedding anniversary
So we may as well
Don't you ever tell that baby
That it was conceived out of obligation
You're a got obligation baby
Well they're going to learn to count eventually
Oh, call the baby Obie
Obligation
Obligatory
Oh, that's actually a cute nickname
I'll keep that in mind
Nice
Pray for me
Pray for you, we are
You're in our thoughts and prayers
Let's go to Adam
Hi Adam
How's the guard?
Good, thanks, Adzi.
Tell us, mate, who was pregnant very soon after giving birth?
My partner was.
Okay, how soon?
We did the deed about five weeks old, and it was not long after that.
She found out she was pregnant.
You couldn't wait two months.
Oh, no.
Adam.
No.
Was she dirty at you, Adam?
A little bit, I think.
Yeah.
But both the kids are born now, is that right?
Yes, yes.
This was, so my oldest daughter was born 1st of March, 2012.
Yeah.
And my youngest daughter is the 20th of February, 2013.
And it'd be like twins.
They'd be so close together.
It'd be like you've got twins.
Pretty much.
There's 11 months.
Oh, yeah, that's tight.
Between them.
They're the same age for eight days a year.
Wow.
That's so funny.
Adam, there's so many texts on us. Someone said, my cousins are 10 months apart. Both full-term
pregnancies too. Ten months? I don't, I don't even want to do the math on that. My ex-husband
and his brother are 10 months apart. Someone has said my older brothers are 11 months apart,
one born early June and the next is mid-April. Mum got pregnant four to five weeks after she
gave birth. Hot damn.
Here's a mind-melter for you guys.
Listen to this one.
Oh, no, all the text messages are moving.
Stop, what's going on?
People.
Here, there's 10 months, listen carefully.
There's 10 months between my ex-wife and my boyfriend, who is her brother.
Yeah.
There's 10 months between my ex-wife and my boyfriend, which is her brother.
Wait, so you have married the sister.
The sister.
And then divorced the sister.
And then divorced the sister and married the brother.
Yes.
Wow.
Or got together with the brother.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or you're dating, now dating the brother.
And they're only 10 months apart.
So they're basically the exact same age.
I want to hear more about that story.
I want to know more details about that.
My brother is nine months and three days younger than my sister.
Nine months and three days.
That has to be, she must have been born early.
A preemie baby.
Yeah.
Surely.
Hopefully.
Someone said, my older brothers are the same age for six.
weeks every year. That's how close in age they are. That's outrageous. Not me personally,
but my brother and I are exactly 51 weeks apart. In a pregnancy, he's 40 weeks. So 11 weeks.
My first baby was three months old when I found out I was 12 weeks pregnant with twins.
Winner. Oh, no. We found it.
Oh, my God.
Not me personally, but my brother and I are exactly 51 weeks apart.
Yeah.
I just read that one.
Oh, did you?
That person with the twins, that means you've got,
you would have had three kids under two.
Yeah.
What a nightmare.
All right, well, if that hasn't convinced everybody listening to use protection,
nothing will.
No, but if you're breastfeeding, it's fine.
Oh, yeah, if you're breastfeeding, it's all good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not if you're on the pill, though.
Yeah.
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This is the tea.
Taylor Swift's rolling out all her interviews with the big dogs.
The real big dogs.
She's done a couple of BBC radio interviews.
She did Jimmy Fallon.
She did Graham Norton.
And she's done Zane Lowe.
It Beats Radio.
Beats 1.
He's talked to her, bold question, but he can ask it,
he's talked to her about the album getting a mixed reaction.
Ooh, some good and some not so good.
Here's what Taylor Swift said about it and how she handles mixed feedback.
I mean, I welcome the chaos.
The rule of show business is if it's the first week of my album release
and you are saying either my name or my album title, you're helping.
I have a lot of respect for people's subjective approach.
opinions on art. I'm not the art police. I have such an eye on legacy when I'm making my
music. I know what I made. I know I adore it. On the theme of what the showgirl is, all of this
is part of it. It's a pretty good take on it all. You'd rather be talked about than not
talked about. Pretty much what she's saying is any publicity is good publicity. Yeah. She also
talks that legacy but that she's talking about. She says that even if you don't like the album now,
the idea is that it fits into a body of work that you will relate to at some stage in your life.
Like how you're entering your folklore era at the moment.
I definitely am not.
Oh, you're in your ever more era.
No, never more like it.
When do you think you're into your ever more era?
When you start knitting?
I'm still in my 1989 era.
Oh, you still in your 1989 era?
No, I moved into midnights and then I'm, I'm,
I think I'm in my Life of a Showgirl era.
Oh, really?
Yep.
Oh, look at you.
And all that jazz.
I will say this about the album.
Not enough show tunes for me.
You wanted...
Musical theatre.
With a title like Life of a Showgirl, I was expecting more Rasmataz.
Okay.
And I feel like the album lacks Rasmataz.
Do you guys know what I mean?
Like I just...
I'm not criticising the album.
I'm just saying I thought there would be a bit more...
Even if it was like a little bit more Lady Marmalade style
Rasmataz. That would be okay. And you know what Taylor Swift would say to that? Yeah.
She is not the art police and you are entitled to your opinion.
And as long as I am talking about her within the first week of her album being released.
And that's all she cares about. And guess what? We're doing that right now.
That's the T.
There's a story about someone overstaying their welcome. I found this post on Reddit and it is awkward.
Someone has written my husband's best mate Josh cheated on his.
his wife a bunch of times and when she finally kicked him out two months ago he showed up at our
place and even though I was against it my husband said we can't just leave him hanging it's his
best friend oh i agreed to let him stay for two weeks it's been two months he mopes around the
house consistently telling my husband how lucky he is to have me and how cheating was the biggest
mistake of his life. However, he also refers to me as a prison warden while supposedly also
trying to win his wife back. I'm friends with his wife and she wanted me to keep an eye on him
and to see if he's worth reconciling with, but I've had enough. My husband keeps making excuses
and I'm out of patience. How do I get this man to finally leave my house? So,
months is a long time.
Like, not a good look.
If you're trying to win back your wife and you know that she would be reporting back
to her friend and you're going around calling her the prison warden, not ideal.
Also, get your shit in a pile.
If you want to prove to your wife that your take-me-back material.
Get sorted.
Get sorted, bruh.
But back to this poor woman who has...
has this guy in her house, put your foot down.
It's your house.
And give your husband an ultimatum.
Say to him, hey, if you and your deadbeat friend Josh want to be single lads living in a frat house, fill your boots.
To be honest, you know what I think needs to happen.
It's not her responsibility.
No.
She needs to go to her husband and say, look, this is your best, mate.
I've done the right thing.
I've let him stay.
He's overstayed.
He's welcome.
I said two weeks.
It's been two bloody months.
And now it's your job to tell him that he needs to go.
That's what needs to happen.
And the husband needs to step up here and get it done.
And he'll go, but baby's my best friend.
And you go, don't care.
You know what you need to do.
Two months?
It's been two months.
I agree.
I agree.
You know, it's the husband's job.
Not her job.
And don't feel bad about it.
He shouldn't have put you in that position in the first place.
You know?
And it doesn't sound like he's pulling his weight either.
Sounds like he's moping about, not cleaning up.
I wonder if we can take some calls from people this afternoon
who have had issue with people overstaying their welcome.
Maybe it was a friend who stayed for too long,
or a flatmate who bought someone else into the flat for too long,
or maybe it was a family member of yours who overstayed their welcome.
I'm sure this happens all the time,
where people will say
and they'll give an amount of time
and they always overstay.
Maybe they're still living with you right now
and you'd like to passively
but yet aggressively use the radio
to get a message across to them
that they should be moving out.
A friend of mine who,
I'm not going to say who it is,
but a friend of mine had been dating this guy,
they'd been dating for a long time.
Then they broke up and she moved out
and this was like,
Maybe a year later, he had to find a new place and was without a place.
And she said, you can move into my new place for a couple of weeks.
Yeah.
He was there for six months.
You do one nice thing, and then you're stuck with them.
Nightmare.
It's why you should never do anyone in favour ever.
The ZDM Podcast Network.
So we want people to tell us
their stories about people who overstayed
their welcome. No one
is willing to talk to us on the phone about this.
Which I kind of get.
Yeah, but there are some great messages.
Yeah, let's start with this one. It says,
When I was 15, my mum led a work
colleague and her family move in
to board with us while they found
a new house for themselves.
So our family of five,
plus their family of five, in a four-bedroom
house. Whoa.
After 11 months of them not finding
somewhere, we decided to
move out instead. We found
a house in less than a month. Something
told me they were just waiting for us to
cave first. You moved out of your
own house.
Wow. Wild.
Well, good.
Yeah, I'm glad I was settled in the end, but I
constantly feel like you lost the battle.
You know? But you cut your losses.
Hey team, it's not just flatties
that overstay, they're welcome. I'm a 50-year-old
bloke. I had the in-laws
for six weeks between retirement.
home six months later they still hadn't moved even though the new place was ready they just
wanted to save some money love the show great message that's so funny they're not your parents
they're your partner's parents and they're elderly and they're between rest homes but at what point
do you go hey um can you go as piss off out of our house please i love how the tables turn
at a certain point in your life like where it used to be your parents
telling you to piss off and stop saving money and living under their roof and then eventually
it turns. Someone said my brother, my partner's brother came to stay with us in February last year.
I agreed he could stay as it was only meant to be for two weeks. He's still here 20 months later.
He's thankfully moving out in a couple of weeks. Your girl's over it. My bloody bet you are.
He owes you the greatest thank you present. He owes you a spa pool.
He needs to buy a spa pool for the house
I wonder if that person's still listening
Was he paying rent
He bloody better have been
Surely you have to be contributing
Yeah for that long
Right
Do you want to read that really crazy one that we got?
This is a crazy story
It said we had a similar situation
When I was a teenager
When my dad's mate stayed with us for ages
Was only meant to be a couple of weeks
And my mum didn't even want him there at all, but my dad overruled that.
He finally left after months and months, and my mum finally telling him to F off.
He moved to Canada and we then watched a doco called Coldwater, which was about him
murdering his new wife.
He was a crazy C-U-N-N-N-T, so much more to it.
What, I didn't say it.
I don't think you can spell it either, but...
Oh, can you not?
Oh, well.
Well, it's for a effect.
He has one, so...
That's a crazy story.
Yeah.
You imagine...
Imagine watching that doco and being like,
oh my God, that guy lived with us.
You imagine your mum watching that doco with your dad,
and your dad's like, oh-oh.
And she's like, I told you.
I told you to get rid of him.
So, your mom's got the upper hands.
I told you from the start.
Your mum has got the upper hand in every argument
Until you
Forever
Until one of them pops their clogs
Yeah
Forever and ever
See you in
See you next Tuesday
Oh yeah there you go
Hey
Stick around because we're going to play Google Down shortly
And it's your turn to play this week
Oh yeah I forgot about this
It's your Google Down debut this week
My first time ever
So stick with us.
Actually, give us a call now.
If you're ready to play
and you want to go head-to-head
and Google Down,
what are you going to do?
You've got to text through the name
and the person you think's going to win.
I've never done this before.
Your options are Bree, Claudia and Ella this week.
Because I'm the Google Down quiz master.
How the tables have turned.
It's ZAM's Bree and Clint Podcast.
Time for Google Down.
Do you feel lucky?
Oh yeah, it's time for Bree and Cleanse, Google Down, Punk.
In the five years we've been playing this game, you've never played.
No.
You've never Googled.
I've never had a chance.
You've always been the Google Down Master.
So today we thought we'd give you a chance.
One, because I feel like you deserve it.
And two, because someone has to beat Claudia.
It's now us versus Claudia.
There has to be someone in this team better than Claudia.
Oh, I like hearing this.
Okay.
And maybe it's you.
You don't know.
I could be really good or I could be awful.
I'll give you the rules just so we're clear.
Okay, I have put the following questions into Google.
I am looking for the answer that comes up, the first answer that comes up.
Got it.
When you have it, you just yell it out.
Okay.
Okay.
Sorry, just checking.
Is Brie Googling on her phone?
I'm getting to that.
Good.
Oh.
Okay.
Sorry.
I'm getting to that.
Geez
Backseat driver
Who's leading this game
Geez my first game
And she just wants to
Whollop me down to the bottom
There
I saw your hands lingering on your laptop
And I was like hang on
Ella negative one
Oh you're annoying
Just kidding
Everyone's googling on their phones
Okay first of three wins
Hey good luck guys
Best of luck
Best of luck
Question number one
I'm looking for the most popular answer
on Google
What is the smallest country in the world by land area?
Vatican City
Oh shit, that was a guess, surely from Claudia.
That's not a guess, that's knowledge, baby.
You know what I meant.
It wasn't using Google.
No, I didn't Google it.
Very well done.
I should have bloody thought about that.
The Vatican City is correct.
God, what, I knew that too.
One point to Claudia.
So stupid.
Question number two.
Which film won the Academy Award,
for Best Picture in
1929.
Wings.
Damn it.
Wings.
Claudia is correct.
The first ever film
to win Best Picture.
I've never heard of Wings.
Silent film.
You wouldn't hear about it.
Because it's silent.
Yeah, you wouldn't hear about it.
Can we take a point off for that joke?
Show of hands who thinks she should have a point off for that joke.
Oh no, that's great.
I'm done.
Question number three.
What was the name of the Beatles' final studio album released in 1970?
Let it be.
God damn it!
She's so quick.
You can Google that?
She's so bloody quick.
This is my special skill.
guys, remember? Ella told us that I was good at Googling.
I reckon if we could Google on laptops, I'd beat it.
Yeah, me too.
Do you want to do you on laptop versus me on phone?
Look at this. Look how confident she's going to do.
One question. One question.
Right now.
Wait.
Ella.
Ella's on laptop?
Ella. Yeah.
Yeah. Claudia's on her phone.
Okay.
And Bree's on her laptop.
Okay. Just for fun.
When it takes it all.
Oh, okay.
Whoa!
She's that confident.
I'm really. God, Ella, you and I need to lock in here.
Winner takes all.
Which country won the first ever FIFA World Cup?
Uruguay.
Sorry, Uruguay.
How frustrating is it, eh?
It's so frustrating.
I was definitely closer.
When I was on the laptop and she was on the phone.
It sucks.
Sarah texted incorrectly backed Claudia.
you have won 50 KFC chicken dollars, Sarah Bagley.
We'll get those out to you ASAP.
Pleasure doing business with you ladies.
Well done, Claudia.
It's undeniable at this stage.
It's actually freaky.
How good you are.
It's her brain.
I think there's so much quietness here.
There's nothing else going on here.
Are you gutted that you don't have a cooler or more usable super skill?
A little bit.
If this is all I have.
Yeah.
I mean, it comes in handy once a week.
It's better than what we have.
Deadly squat, at least.
I mean, I got a good look.
Actually, no, wait, mine's the movie thing.
I've got some.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, Clint, what's yours?
I'm really good at Friday Oakey.
It's ZM's Breinclin' podcast.
Taylor Swift.
You set my heart from the fate of Ophelia.
In The Fate of a Failure on ZM from the new album.
She is in the news today.
She's gone on Jimmy Fallon, and she's talked about why.
she said no to doing the Super Bowl halftime show.
So she got asked?
Pretty much.
She didn't have an official offer put to her, but she was asked.
I mean, who would they want more than her right now?
Bad Bunny.
No, that's going to be great.
That's so awkward for him if he sees that interview.
Yeah, true.
He's like, wait.
Wait, I wasn't first pick.
Wait, was I second choice?
Gutted.
Do you guys ask anyone else before you asked me?
And they're like, nah, no, no, no, no, no.
Taylor Swift has cleared the air.
This is the reason she said she doesn't want to do the Super Bowl.
It's out of respect for Travis Kelsey.
You didn't turn down the Super Bowl because of performance footage.
No.
Well, here's the thing.
Like, Jay-Z has always been very good to me.
Yes.
Our teams are really close.
Like, it's, they sometimes will call and say, how does she feel about,
and that's not like an official offer or an official, like a conference room conversation.
It's just a feeling out.
are really close. How does she feel about it?
We're always able to, like, tell him the truth, which is that, like, I am in love with a guy
who does that sport on that actual field.
The whole season, I am locked in on what that man is doing on the field.
I'm not, can you imagine if, like, he's out there doing this very high pressure, high-intensity
sport?
And I'm like, I wonder what my choreo should be.
I'm just too locked in.
She's being modest.
She doesn't want to upstage him.
Mm-hmm.
You know?
I reckon, yeah, she's waiting until he retires.
Because if he goes to his, what, fourth Super Bowl?
Yeah.
And...
She's performing.
And they're like, wow, this is incredible.
It would be super distracting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But also, I think she just wants to let him have his little football moment and not be like
the main event.
God, they're so in love, aren't they?
They're so in love.
They're still in that, like, ooey-goey love stage.
Yeah, they're still in that way they go, I love this person so much.
Where you actually care about the other person's feelings and how it's going to affect them.
We were in Sydney for five days, four nights last week.
And I said to my wife this morning, I gave her a hug.
I said, oh, did you miss me?
And she paused for just half a second, but just half a second.
And she went, yep.
That was her response.
Yeah.
Oh, she loved, you know she loved every second.
She went, I didn't get to watch an entire television series to myself,
but yep, yeah, I missed you, yep, mm-hmm.
And that's natural, okay?
Guys, if you're listening, that's natural.
How long, how long do you reckon it would take?
Before she missed me.
Before she genuinely missed you.
I reckon if she had to do more than one bin day by herself,
she'd start to miss me.
Oh, come on.
mate she would be completely fine
no she would but she'd be annoyed by the second one so you're saying
you're saying a week
I reckon it's a month
you're going to take a month for my wife to miss me
yeah like I'm talking if we didn't have kids
if we didn't have kids I reckon to take a month for my wife to realize
I wasn't there I'm talking genuinely
like in your gut
I really miss that person it'd be at least a month
I think you're right about the her Taylor Swift way
for Travis to retire.
Yeah.
And I have asked Chat GPT
how much longer,
realistically,
Travis Kelsey has in the NFL.
Two seasons, maybe?
Yeah, well, very...
This season and one more?
He's 35.
Yeah.
Currently, Chat GPT says
my best guess is that
he has two to three more seasons
in the NFL.
2025, the season that's just started,
definitely.
2026, plausible.
2027 is a stretch
but possible.
so you could see Taylor Swift
do the Super Bowl halftime show in 2028.
God, that's a long time to wait.
Let the guy finish his little football career, okay?
What if he doesn't even make the Super Bowl?
Yeah, if he's looking shit at the start of the season.
Yeah, she can sign on.
Play ZDN's Bree and Clint.
Were you always told that saying
when it comes to your relationship,
never go to bed angry?
That is the saying, isn't it?
Stay up and fight.
Yeah, all night.
If it takes all night?
Yeah, never go to bed angry.
Do not go to sleep angry.
A lot of couples, therapists and experts are now saying that that's not true, that that's not the best advice.
I'm shocked.
That staying up and fighting when you are both angry and tired, not the best idea.
What?
That's a wild claim.
Instead, if you both feel passionately and you can't resolve the argument,
You guys should make out.
Nah, that's not it.
You should put a pen in it and you should agree to come back to it tomorrow.
And then go and get some sleep.
God, there is nothing like a good night's sleep to give you some perspective.
Absolutely.
You know, when you wake up the next day, you're not tired, you know, nowhere near is angry.
You've just got a different view on everything.
You've had some chance to breathe.
Yeah.
clear your head, reflect a little bit.
Things aren't as heated.
Yeah.
They said the key, though, is coming back to it.
You have to come back to it.
You can't just wake up in the morning and go.
That's done.
And go, morning.
Oh, how'd you sleep?
Yeah.
You've got to pick it up.
You've got to go, hey, I've made your coffee.
Can we sit down and talk?
Or, hey, I know you've got to get to work.
That's good advice.
Tonight, when you get home from work, can we please talk about last night?
That sort of thing.
You're like, oh, can't wait to get home from work.
Yeah.
Plus, if you want to be extra passive-aggressive about it,
like when you're fighting the night before.
Yeah.
So say you and me are fighting.
Okay.
And you're like, you can't believe you've, you can't believe you did this.
And I'm like, you go.
You go.
Up with my wife.
Yeah, yeah.
I go, hey, look, I see, I can tell that you're not going to see sense right now.
Mm-hmm.
So let's come back to this tomorrow.
Pardon you.
Hey, hey, hey, I can see you're really worked up.
So I think we should give you some time to cool down.
And we'll talk about that.
I hope you are not using these phrases in fights with your wife
because I feel like those fights would go on for a long time.
Anyway, that's the advice.
Get some sleep, guys.
Yeah, get some rest.
Do go to bed angry.
That is the new expert advice.
ZD.M.'s Bree and Clint Podcast.
Time for Gator.
Bree and Clint's Gator.
Let's rock indeed.
Do we have a good week last week?
I feel like we had a good week last.
We're on a bit of a role.
We're on a bit of a gay role.
We're on a gay role, yeah.
Hell yeah.
Last week's question, which we didn't realize when we posed the question,
was what's your favourite type of roast?
One person had to take it there.
One person.
We were thinking lamb, beef, pork.
All your usual.
We were not thinking spit.
So this week, a much simpler question for Gaydar, we get to ask you,
question, and then Bree and I will try and accurately predict whether you are gay or straight.
Evie is going to play, hi, Evie. Hi, hi, hi. Evie, we've got a question for you, and we
need an honest answer from you, okay?
Sure.
Evie, what is your preferred type of way to eat your eggs?
Um, ooh, I like them boiled.
Boiled?
Hard boiled.
Yeah.
Hard boiled or soft boiled?
Soft boiled.
Oh, okay.
See, my guess changed from hard boiled to soft boiled, and I'm locking in gay.
Really?
Gay.
Straight.
That's a straight person's eggs.
Evie?
You are right.
I am straight.
Yeah.
Not a good start for me.
Thank you, Evie.
Let's go to William, Nick.
Kura, William.
Hi, William.
Gooder, how are you?
We're good.
Welcome to Gay-Dah.
William, tell us honestly, how do you have your eggs?
I have my scrambled.
Scrambled.
Such a classic way.
I think, William.
Do you get, wait, do you have cream in your scrambled eggs?
No, just butter.
Just butter, oh.
On toast, are you avoiding carbs?
No, I have carbs.
That's a leading question.
You know it.
No, it is not.
It is.
No, it is not.
It is.
I'm going to...
It's not gay to avoid carbs.
Yes it is
I'm going to absolutely lock in
I'm saying William's gay
I'm saying William straight
I think he may be double bluffing us
Oh okay
William
I am straight
Not again
Two from two and O from two
We're going down very different paths this afternoon
We do that often
Jade's here
Hi Jade
Hi Jade
Hi Jade
Hi how do you eggs
Jade.
I love them poached.
Poached.
How many minutes are you poached him for?
Oh.
I don't really count.
I kind of just like look at it and then I go, oh, okay, maybe that's funny enough for me.
And do you put vinegar in the water?
No.
No.
Okay, just a rogue poach.
You just dump her egg into a pot of water and hope for the best.
Yeah, pretty much.
Okay.
I need to stick to my guns here.
Jade's gay.
Jade's straight.
Jade?
I'm by.
I'm in a lesbian relationship, but I'm bi.
That counts.
Gay's our catch-all term for the segment.
It just kind of covers everything for this segment.
Good work, where you got one?
Thank you, Jade.
Appreciate you.
Are your poached eggs good, by the way?
Or are you just having a heck?
No, they actually are pretty good.
They're always runny.
Always running.
Oh, see, that's, yeah, you need that for a poached egg.
Nothing worse than a poached egg.
with a hard yolk.
Or just a messy blob ghost of an egg swirling around in the pot.
Kenzie's here.
Hi, Kenzie.
Hi, Kenzie.
Hello.
Two one in favour of me in Gaydar today.
Come on, Kenzie.
Kenzie.
It's lock-in.
It's breakfast time.
How are you having your eggs?
I'm having them poach.
Poached as well.
Okay.
Are you poaching the eggs or is someone else poaching them for you?
I'm poaching them.
Oh, see, she was constantly.
I'm poaching.
And do you put vinegar in your water?
No, I don't.
No one's still in the vinegar.
Kinsey's gay.
Kenzie's gay.
Kinsey?
I'm straight.
Yes!
Why did you come over here?
I'm going terrible.
I've got a feeling. I got a vibe.
How old are you, Kenzie?
I'm 22.
Oh, there's still time.
Thanks, Kinsey.
We get one more chance at this.
Let's go into Page.
Hi, Paige.
Hello.
Hello, Paige.
Paige, how do you like your eggs?
I like him soft-oiled with, like, the soldiers, like eggy and soldiers.
Oh, a dippy eggs.
A googie egg.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
What'd you call them?
A googie egg.
A googie egg.
That's what my parents called them.
Cute.
Hmm, Paige.
Okay, Paige.
White toast soldiers?
Any toast, really.
Any toast.
Okay.
Any toast is good.
Any toast.
She's open to all toasts.
I'm going very specific.
Not just gay, but bye.
I'm saying...
I'm saying Paige is a raging lesbian.
Lock at it.
Page?
No, I'm straight.
Oh!
It was my chance to level up.
Why didn't I go the opposite to you?
Why?
Thanks, Paige.
Thanks, Paige.
Thank you.
And there you go, that's Gaydar for another week.
I think I got two and you got one.
What a horrible week for me.
I got so cocky at the start of that.
You were like, I'm going to get them all here.
I thought at least one person was going to say they like their eggs fertilised.
But they didn't, so.
Missed opportunity.
Sad news today, the host of Police 107, Graham Bell, has passed away.
Such an icon.
Yeah.
He's so good at what he did.
He was also a police officer.
former detective inspector
Graham Bell is an official title
33 year career with the police
then hosted Police 107 for 13 years
That's awesome
Yeah big time
He was most famous
For the colourful way
In which he described the criminals
That they were looking for on Police 107
Here's one of his highlights packages
On Police 107
We're looking for your help
To find a group of murderous thugs
two young creeps, a half-wit with a gun, a false beard, and a turban, a mindless low-life,
two vicious morons, two armed and violent mongrels, three stooges, three desperate and wild-eyed, gutless goons,
two fat woman and a man with a gun, this grubby little thug, this little germ,
lunatic scumbag with a steak knife, two fat woman and a man with a knife.
That's made my whole day.
in a fake bed
I always watched that show
and I was like
Because you've done TV
How much of that do you think was written for him
And how much was him
I reckon that is all him
Me too
All him
Me too and that's what made the show too
Because you're like
Yeah get him Graham
You can tell it's just how he would have talked
I think the crims even enjoyed it too
Because they were like
Oh I wonder how Graham's going to describe me
Should we commit a crime
Just to get on police tends
They watch it, and they're like, fat.
How dare he?
I know I robbed a bank, but, oh, gosh.
Ouch, Graham.
I thought, as a tribute, we should give it a go this afternoon, Bree.
I'm about this.
We should do our best detective inspector, Graham Bell, from Police 107.
Good idea.
Would you like to go first?
You go first, because I just want to see if I've got the vibe, right?
Okay, right.
I hope I have.
I've written one
and it's a longer description
for the criminal that I'm looking for.
Do you want me to, because I've written three short ones.
Okay, you give it a go.
Okay.
You ready?
Right.
Okay.
Do your best.
Okay.
Tonight on Police 107, we need your help to track down this curly-haired dead shit.
Tonight on Police 107, we're on the hunt for this beady-eyed swamp donkey Muppet
with a crowbar.
In my last one.
Tonight on Police 10-7, at large, a knock-kneed, butt-teeth low-life douche canoe,
whose only M-O is ass-hattery.
Ars-hattery.
It's quite funny, actually.
I think Detective Inspector Graham Bell would be very proud of you.
I know he would be.
I think he'd want to use a couple of those.
Yeah, absolutely.
I'm going to do my best, okay?
Okay, I'm ready.
I feel a lot of pressure as a tribute.
It's quite, yeah.
You know, I appreciate it.
Doing proud. Do him proud.
Okay, here we go.
Tonight on Police 107, we need your help to find a deranged Australian with strained vocal cords.
She was last seen leaving Sydney Airport, bedraggled and visibly hung over.
This low-life Broncos supporter is known to Coast Guards for her crimes against marine life.
Like, we've all done a poo in the sea.
and recidivist flatulence against her own mother.
Viewers are urged to give this degenerate moron a wide birth
or risk being farted on or at.
God, that suspect sounds horrible.
No wonder she's on the run.
You don't want to go anywhere near her.
No.
We don't even name.
We've got photos.
Oh, what does she look like?
Oh, actually.
Wait a second.
That's a coincidence.
That is a coincidence.
RIP, Detective, Inspector
Graham Bell from Police 107.
Good on you, mate.
The TikTok videos are going to come flying through
of his greatest hits.
What a legend.
ZD.M.'s Brian and Clint.
Taylor Swift and Opelight.
On ZD.M. Brie and Clint,
that's the song we will bravely be taking on
for Friday Oakey this week.
And Brie did hers today
with her voice still like this.
Yeah.
So my voice is rough.
So watch out for that one.
It's coming in.
Also listen out for that Ed Sharon song
that's going to play before Suck south of the border.
If you're the first one through when you hear it,
you can have your pick of Ed Sharon tickets.
First though, birthday banger,
number one song when you turn 16.
We'll figure out three and play our favourite.
Aaron is on 0800 dials-at-m.
Gidey A-A-A-Ron.
Hi, Aaron.
Hi, how you doing?
Good, mate.
How's your day being?
A lot of driving, but it's all good.
A lot of driving.
Do you drive for work?
Yeah, I had a meeting from down in Wellington.
I was driving from the hook space, so just driving back.
Yeah, geez, a lot of driving.
Hey, what is your date of birth?
Day of birth, 27 of October, 1974.
All right, Aaron, that means you were 16 in 1990,
and we've figured it out for you.
Here's your birthday banger.
Banger.
Young MC and Buster Moe.
Oh, it's a good one.
Just Buster Moore.
Do you like it, Aaron?
Yeah, I thought I've got it on my playlist.
Hell, yeah.
Yeah, and it's your birthday banger.
Tune.
Okay, wait there, we're going to do Katie.
She's going to do her son, Damien's birthday banger.
Because it's Damien's birthday today.
Hi, Katie.
Oh, that's fun.
Hi, Katie.
Hi, guys.
How old's your son today, Katie?
He's 18 today.
Oh, wow, the big 18.
Yeah.
So we have to do his birthday banger.
So that would mean he was the 8th of October 2007,
which means he was 16, a couple of years ago,
and a couple of years ago, this was number one.
Doge Cat and Paint the Town Reds?
What do you reckon, Katie?
Do you think Damien will like it?
No, he really doesn't like Doja Cat.
Oh, no.
Oh, well.
Gutted.
What's he doing for his 18th birthday, Katie?
I've just finished work, so we're going to go out for dinner tonight to celebrate.
Oh, lovely.
18 years.
He's a fully grown adult.
Are you still folding his undies for him?
No.
Good on you.
Okay, one more birthday banger for Mark.
Gidey, Mark.
Hi, Mark.
Hi, Brent.
How are you?
Good, thank you, mate.
What have you been doing today?
I've just been working the digger out on White Bucky out of the beach there.
Oh, nice.
Lovely.
Hey, Mark, what is your birthday?
10th of December, 1971.
All right, that means, Mark, you were 16 in 1987,
and on that day, this was at the top.
Oh, it's an absolute belter from George Michael.
Yeah, I don't mind that.
That's a tune.
That's a great song.
Yeah, that is.
Timeless, too.
That was number one around the globe, too, back in 1987.
Okay, wait there, Mark.
We've got to choose between Young MC DojC, Doja Cat and George Michael.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Well, it depends if you're thinking what I'm thinking.
I'm thinking it's time to Bustamu.
Oh, I was to say it's time to keep the faith.
Oh, we weren't thinking what each other was thinking.
We were thinking the same thing.
We go to Claudia for a split decision.
Claudia, we cannot pick it.
You can choose from all three.
What's the winner of birthday banger today?
I'm going to do you one better.
I'm going to defer to Ella.
Oh, dangerous.
That is dangerous.
You're shirking your responsibilities.
Yeah.
Does she know all of the songs?
No, but I'm sick of faith by George Michael.
So that's out of the picture.
Yeah.
And I want to hear a bit of Buster move.
Really?
Oh.
What are you doing?
Yeah.
Good choice, Ella.
Thank you.
Every bloody choice.
You're the winner of birthday banger.
Congratulations.
Awesome.
That's great news.
You get to hear this again, and Ella gets to hear it for the very first time.
You're on Zed-M with Brian Clint.
Here's a champ for all the fellas.
Z&M's Brian Clint podcast.
Tune, good choice as well.
Young MC and Bustamove.
The winner of birthday banger for Mark, 1987.
That was number one.
Such a fun song.
Did you like it?
I love it.
Yeah.
That's a bit of a box.
Look at you trying new things.
Thank you, Bree.
Do you know what?
I'll vote for you anytime.
Good on you.
I think we should promote it.
Thanks.
Yeah, do you reckon Claudia loses her privileges now?
Yeah.
Oh, I deferred one time.
You didn't defer.
I did.
You shirked your responsibility.
No, I was giving Alice some responsibilities.
You, CBF.
When the pressure came on, you crumbles.
And you passed it on.
I would have chosen faith, by the way.
Just say, and then we would have missed out on that.
The ZDM Podcast Network.
Breeze Psychic Radio.
It's crazy how I just automatically change into this different energy.
Isn't it?
Because I'm in psychic mode where I attempt to channel one person listening
with specific identifiers.
You're going to be a moment.
Mays here this afternoon with my abilities to connect.
Do you want to hear what the categories are?
I really do, and I'm really hoping that you get the person this week.
It'll be so good.
I reckon if I can channel...
Careful, you almost stop being psychic there for a second.
I can channel my abilities.
It's saying this week's the week.
Well, you should know.
The first thing I'm looking for.
And if this is you, if this is you listening right now, if you have three or more of these, would you call it psychish radio?
Then I need you to call 0800 dials at him.
Blue eyes.
Blue eyes.
Blue eyes?
You own a cat.
Blue eyes with a cat.
You've dated someone.
Or you could be currently dating, someone named Sam.
I know, right?
There's a Sam in your present or past.
That you've dated.
That you've dated.
You play or you have played?
Nip ball or rugby.
Wait, nipple or rugby?
Sometimes they don't go as.
specific as I want. It's not me, it's
spirit. Okay, so you play
sport in winter? No, you play
netball or rugby. Okay. And you're
33. Oh, okay, that's
quite specific. Pretty bloody specific
if you ask me. This is going to be
quite the feat. To be
honest, I got three out of four of
three out of five. Shut. Shut
up. Shut up.
You have blue eyes?
Blue eyes.
A cat. A cat.
You've dated or you're currently dating someone
one named Sam.
Dated a Sam.
You play or you've played
in your past netball or rugby
and you're 33.
If you have three or more
of those. Are they a boy or a girl?
Don't know.
I don't know. I'm not getting
Spirit isn't giving me that.
Could be either or.
Either all. Okay. Okay.
Spirit. The only way this works, guys.
Hey, spirit
sees no gender today.
The only way this works is if we all choose to believe.
Okay?
So I believe.
We need to lock in.
I believe that that person is out there.
And we are going to connect with them today.
About time.
0800, dial Z-M.
If that is you, three or more, I need you to call now.
It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
Bree and Clint.
Bree's psychic radio.
Yes, welcome back.
I have been channeling Spirit
and I'm looking for a particular person here this afternoon,
someone that is currently listening to this show.
Spirit has given me certain details
and those details are that they have blue eyes,
they have a cat,
have dated someone named Sam before.
They play or have played netball or rugby
and they're currently 33.
Hannah has texted and said,
Dang it. I have blue eyes. A cat. Sam was the name of my high school boyfriend. I've played netball, but I'm 28.
But my boyfriend is 33. That could have been spirit getting it mixed up.
Yeah, that could have been spirit getting it mixed up. Let's go to Debbie to see if we can get the clean sweep.
Hi, Debbie. Welcome to Bree's psychic radio.
Hi, Debbie. Can I ask you first before Bree goes through the criteria? Do you believe, Debbie?
Sure.
Yeah, why not?
I know.
That's such a good answer from you, Debbie.
I need to ask, what colour are your eyes?
Blue.
Perfect.
Good start.
And Debbie, do you own a cat?
Two, actually.
We'll take it.
Debbie, have you ever played netball or rugby?
Yes.
Hey, we're going well so far.
We're going very well.
Debbie, have you ever dated someone with the name Sam?
No.
God, damn it.
Are you 33?
No.
Oh, damn it, should have stopped while I was ahead.
Thanks, Debbie.
Thank you, Debbie.
Let's go to Tony.
I know 800 dollars at him.
Good afternoon, Tony.
Hi, Tony.
Hi, guys.
Why am I doing the psychic voice now?
I'm not the supposed psychic.
It's infectious.
Tony, do you believe?
I mean, you have to, right?
You've got to believe, Tony.
That's why you hear.
That is why you're here.
Exactly.
Tony, let's start with, have you ever, this is where we slipped up last time.
Have you ever dated someone with the name Sam?
Guys, I've actually dated two people called Sam.
Okay, chill out.
It's a good start.
You're one from one.
But that's one of the harder ones.
Tony, do you have blue eyes?
I have blue eyes.
Come on.
You've owned a cat before.
I own two cats.
Even better.
Two Sams, two eyes, two cats.
Tony, have you ever played rugby or netball?
Guys, I've played both rugby and netball.
Are you shitting me?
Two eyes, two Sams, two cats, two sports.
The last thing to go.
If she's 66.
The last thing to go.
That was good for me.
She needs to be 33.
She's got to be 33.
And we've done it.
Tony, how old are you currently?
I just really before I answer and let you down slowly
really I think we need to really make sure it was 33
that the second number was a 3
not like a number that was kind of
like a 3
307
Tony are you 38
38
it's two threes back to back
squished together
if you close the 3
it's an 8 it's an 8
that is outrageous
just because you've had two of everything else.
And that's what I'm thinking about if you touch the two sides of the mystery.
You've had it all.
We want it to be you.
Tony, oh my God.
It's so close.
But it's not and we have to release you back out into the world.
Thank you, Tony.
Godspeed, Tony.
Godspeed.
You have one more chance.
One more chance.
This is Bree's psychic radio.
She's channeled a very, well, actually not that specific, a listener.
And we're trying to find her.
It's very specific.
Look at the name of our last person.
You're shit, man.
Sam, welcome to Bree's Psychic Radio.
Hello.
This could be the one.
Sam's going to have to have dated someone with their own name, though.
It's possible.
It is possible.
It is possible, yeah.
Sam, I'm going to start with what color are your eyes?
They are blue.
It's a good start.
Have you owned a cat before?
I've owned several cats.
I currently own one.
Great.
Great.
Have you ever played netball or rugby?
Yes.
I have.
I've played netball a lot
and I did actually
play rugby in high school.
Both will take it.
Both?
Have you ever...
Sam?
Have you ever dated a Sam?
I have been on a singular date
with someone called Sam.
Good enough!
We're going to take it.
Good enough.
We get to the age again.
Sam.
How old are you?
I am 32.
Oh, God, damn it.
I'd like to argue that I'm in my 30 third year of life, though.
Yeah.
When are you 33?
Holy.
April.
April.
That was so good for you, Sam.
I love, I'm 32.
So close.
It was painfully close.
It's closer than Tony.
who was trying to squeeze 38 into 33.
Oh, Sam, I'm so glad you called.
Thanks, I'm glad I called too.
I felt my spine tingling.
I was like, she's channeling me.
That is spirit, Sam.
It's like getting five out of the six lotto numbers, eh, Sam?
You're like, tonight's the night.
Tonight's the night.
I'm going to buy a ticket.
You'd rather get none.
Thank you for playing.
Thank you, Sam.
We appreciate you.
I'm never going to get to deliver the message that I have
the person that I'm channeling.
Excuse you.
It sounds like you don't believe.
You will.
Well, today I haven't.
Oh, yeah, no, today you won't.
Today I'm not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
God, I really need to get this message out because it's super important.
Maybe next week.
Maybe next week.
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