ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 8th September 2022

Episode Date: September 8, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast where no one is watching the cricket in the studio right now. What is producer Ella bringing in? No one's quietly watching. Not that real dark chocolate. Is this vegan chocolate? Okay, I will try it, but is it just real dark chocolate? Ella, hang on, how do we get Ella a mic? Is that the mic there? That's that other one, the one that's glowing.

It's a big piece. And it's gone white like it's old. Is it that one there? No, go back to that one. There she is. It's gone white like it's old. Ella's bought us chocolate from where? Switzerland? Chocolate can't go off, eh? No, it's fine. I've got PTSD

from that time. Duncan bought him that really dark, dark chocolate. Yeah, but this is all the way from the Swiss Alps. It doesn't mean it's good. No, it's like the home of good chocolate. Although it is vegan, isn't it, Ella? It is vegan. It's just dark chocolate.

He's asking if it's vegan. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, dark chocolate's vegan, but it's not like chocolate trying to be vegan. It's just dark chocolate It's so good Is this the best vegan chocolate you've ever had? It's up there yeah

How much of it did you bring home? I brought five Not from this there's another one that tastes like furry erosia Yum That is not bad I love it As far as the vegan chocolate goes that is not bad It's better than the last vegan one

It's not vegan chocolate it's dark chocolate That's vegan That's vegan Oh it's so good As far as the vegan chocolate goes, that is not bad. It's better than the last vegan one. It's dark chocolate. That's vegan. That's vegan. Oh, it's so good. But do you know what I'm saying? Like the chocolate we had yesterday was vegan chocolate. This is just dark chocolate.

Because it's not vegan. Well, it is still vegan. Ella, spit it out. But it just happens to be vegan. What is she trying to say? You know what I'm trying to say. Sometimes there's brands that go, we want to be vegan. What is she trying to say? You know what I'm trying to say. Sometimes these brands that go, we want to be inclusive, let's make a vegan something of this. Let's make an oat milk chocolate.

But these guys are only inclusive by accident, is that what you're saying? Yeah, basically. It's just like dark, they don't need milk. This chocolate has travelled halfway around the world to be in my mouth. In my smelly suitcase. Is that what that smell is? It's definitely better than that other dark chocolate we had in here. The one Donks be in my mouth. In my smelly suitcase. Is that what that smell is? It's definitely better than that other dark chocolate we had in here.

The one Donks bought him from Wellington. Definitely destroyed my palate. This is quite palatable, this chocolate, isn't it? It's not sold. It's all right. I don't mind it. I'm not a dark chocolate person, so I'm not the right person. What percentage is that? 72.

Yeah, 72. It's pretty high. The one Donks bought us right person. What percentage is it? 72. Yeah, 72. Oh, that's pretty high. The one Donks bought us was 90. It was 90-something, yeah. That's too much. It was horrible. Damn, fair trade and vegan. But is it fair trade on purpose or is it fair trade by accident?

On purpose. That seems like it's on purpose. Can I just say, obviously you love this chocolate, so thank you very much for sharing some of it with us because I know that's a big deal. Yeah, do you feel the pressure to enjoy it? I love it. It's the best dark chocolate I've ever had.

Well, there you go, Brie, you're welcome. Thank you so much. Do we have any Swiss music? What's Swiss music? Is it yodelling? Is it yodelling? Oh, side note. In London, I heard someone doing opera in their house.

Were they? I'm so... What? What? Is that what Switzerland sounds like? That's a remix of the Walmart yodeling Kid and Justin Bieber that producer Ben made. R.I.P. I like that.

Love it. Stop saying R.I.P. to producer Ben. No, I was saying about the Yodeling Kid. No! Has he died? No, he hasn't died. We're going to have to make an R.I.P. jar. I've got accidentally vegan chocolate stuck in my teeth.

It's just for next time. What other food did you bring back? Oh, that was it. Vegan sausage? Yep. Are there any good vegan sausages? My boyfriend? I was going to say,

he went there with you. Oh my God. He's not vegan, okay? He is vegan. It's a wienerschnitzel. Oh, he is vegan. So he technically has a vegan sausage. Oh, okay.

I'm sorry, Ryan. All right, you're uncancelled. Let's go, everybody. It's been a long day. Enjoy the podcast. We'll catch you guys tomorrow. Bye. I'm coming in.

Well, howdy, pilgrims. He's going to kill me. Ella. Ella. Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint show. Happy Thursday, guys. I have been enjoying some horrific coin chocolate.

Oh, how disappointing is coin chocolate? To be honest. Chocolate money. I don't mind it. And I know that it's bad. I'm not saying it's good. But something in me just wants to keep eating it. Yeah, I'm not a fan.

I don't know what it is. They're too thin to be satisfying for me. It's like those fancy blocks of chocolate you get from the supermarket. You know, like the Lindt ones or even the Whittaker's ones. They do those. The chocolate is yum, but they're too thin to be satisfying. I hear what you're saying. You like them thick. I like it you're saying. You like them thick. I like it thick, yeah.

You're a thick daddy. I'm a thick boy. You want some thickness up in your business. Exactly right. That's exactly what I want. Yeah, boy. Also, you went to the dentist

this week. Didn't he tell you that you had to stop eating lollies? Oh, this is a mine. Weren't his exact words to you you have to stop eating lollies? But is chocolate lollies. Oh, this is a mine. When his exact words to you, you have to stop eating lollies? Is chocolate lollies?

No, good point. Do you know? It's a vegetable. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's from a bean. It's from a plant. It's from a plant.

It's plant-based, baby. You're basically vegan. Today on the show, we're playing What's the Plot for $700 cash at four o'clock. That's our movie guessing game where if you can guess them, you can beat Bree and you can take home that $700 cash at 4 o'clock. That's our movie guessing game where if you can guess them, you can beat Brie

and you can take home that $700. Last week was very nerve-wracking for me. Yeah, yeah. He was so good, wasn't he? Yeah, yeah. I'm surprised he didn't take it out. I got through by the skin of my teeth. Well, this could be the week

if you want to take Brie on and watch the plot. 4 o'clock, you need to be listening to ZM for $700. But first, we're going to play Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady.

Welcome back to Tradie vs. Lady, where the scores sit at the Tradies on 79, Ladies on 65. Let's meet our lady. She's phoning in all the way from Palmy North. She's 24, and it's her birthday today. Welcome to the show, Brianna. Hello.

Oh, Brianna. Hello. Happy birthday. Thank you. What are you doing for your birthday, Brianna? Oh, we're just having a bit of a cosy day, going over to see the fans for dinner later on. Yeah, nice.

Yeah, nice. Yeah, nice. Give our best to everyone in Palmy North. You're taking on our tradie today. He's from Christchurch. He's 22, no, 20 years old, and it's his birthday tomorrow. Welcome to the show, Tom. Hey, Tom, the big 2-1 tomorrow. You having a big party?

Yeah, yeah, it's going to be pretty loose. Are you going to do a yard glass? Yeah, yeah, it's going to be pretty loose. Are you going to do a yard glass? Yeah, yeah, of course. Have you already poured it? Because you meant to pour it the day before. Oh, no, I'm not having a party tomorrow, but I'll do one tomorrow as well. Okay, all right. Well, Tom, don't feel peer pressured.

You don't have to. Oh, no, no. I've got to train for the real go. You've got to train. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been waiting 21 years for this. Okay, Tom, nah. I've got to train for the real go. You've got to train. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been waiting 21 years for this. Okay, Tom, your buzzer is tradie. Brianna, your buzzer is lady.

First one of you to get three correct answers will win $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which pop star has been forced to admit he did not spit on Hollywood actor Chris Pine this week? Tradie. Yes, Tom. Trudy. Yes, Tom.

Harry Styles. Well done. It is Harry Styles. One to the tradies. Nice work. Question number two. Lady. Yes, Brianna.

660 Saturday. Well done. Spot on. We are one apiece. 660 Saturday. Well done. Spot on. We are one apiece. Question number three. How many kids do Homer and Marge Simpson have? Lady.

Yes, Brianna. Three. Three is correct. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Can you tell me who does the rap on this song? Lady? Yes, Brianna, for the win.

Is it Wiz Khalifa? She's got it. Well done. Good victory. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. You get birthday luck on your side and $50 cash for your birthday. Well done, Brianna. Happy birthday.

Thank you. Have a good one, mate. With the cost of living going up and up and up and up, I bet you're looking for a job that will pay you more money. Right, Bri? Well, I think everyone would love a job that pays more money. Yeah, I mean everybody. Right, everybody?

Yeah. So do you want to know what the highest paying job in New Zealand is right now? Is it probably a surgeon? No, not according to this. But that would make a lot of sense if it was surgeons. A barrister. No, the people who make coffee.

No, that's a barista. Oh, yeah. No, it's neither a barrister nor a barista. Based on advertised salaries for jobs listed on Trade Me during the last quarter, currently the highest paying job in New Zealand, architects in the IT sector. It's not even achievable for me.

Why not? Because I'm not good at architecture. Really? You could take a course at the Southern Institute of Technology. And I'm not good at IT. Zero fees at SIT. Is there? Move to Invercargill, do a free course. Me and computers, not great together.

IT architects are being offered an average salary of $185,187 per year. It's almost 200 grand. It's a good salary, isn't it? Yeah, so that's number one. Coming in second on the highest paid job list. So this is good. That job's not for you, I assume. IT architect?

Well, I just feel like it's, yeah, I don't really fit. Okay, all right. Number two. IT management. Again, with the IT. I'm not good at IT. Anything without computers. Okay, all right.

Average salary for an IT management job, $163,708. Jeez, good money for management. That's a no as well. Okay, third place? Yep. Okay. Something without computers. I can only give you the data.

Third place is IT project management. Average salary of $161,000. These are all great salaries, but I don't have any of these skills. Well, the fourth and fifth place was also taken out by IT roles. Jeez, they're so in vogue, aren't they? Yeah, they're looking for – it's just all IT jobs, but they're all around $140,000 to $185,000 a year. It's good money.

It's good money. I can't use Excel. Is that going to be a problem? I don't know. I genuinely don't know. Is it Excel or is it like building websites? I feel like, you know, one of my biggest triggers in life is coaching my parents through anything with technology.

And I feel like a job in IT would just be that 24-7, but also in email forms, text forms, calling, like people just hounding you. People who don't remember their passwords. Oh, so I would just... Have you tried switching it off and switching it on again? I would just lose it. It would not be a good time for me. Well, the highest paying job outside of the IT industry

is for an executive and general management role. I have no idea what that means, but if you do, you can earn $123,000. Now we just need to find out what they do. Bree and Clint. I found this article, which I mean, I love TV. I'm a big TV movie person. So this article caught my attention and it said,

according to Rotten Tomatoes, these are the best 35 shows since 2002. Okay. And I was like, ooh, keen, because I'm in that stage where I'm between TV shows. Log on. You're like, where did Celebrity Treasure Island come? Well, it was very highly rated. Yeah, yeah. In the 90%, I believe.

Was it? Yeah, 98%, I think. Damn. This season, I think it's going to get 99%. Is it all rotten tomatoes? That's a great question. Producer Claude is going to Google that. You have a Google of that, Claude, and I'll put your thing on.

You can jump in when you've got an answer for us. In the meantime, I thought we could have a bit of a game. Producers can play along with this as well. I've taken some of the shows that are on this list. This is in no particular order, but I thought we could play a bit of a game and you guys could guess how many percent these shows got on Rotten Tomatoes.

Got it. Okay. Let's go to show number one. You obviously will know this show, Sitcom Friends. On the list of the top 35 shows since 2002, according to Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah. How many percent do you think it rated? So the higher the percent, the better the show is, according to Rotten Tomatoes. Yes. How many percent do you think it rated? So the higher the percent, the better the show is

according to Rotten Tomatoes. Yes, so 100% is the best. Some people love to hate on Friends, so I'm going to say 87%. 87% from Clint, producers? I'll say, I'd give it 100, but I'll go 78. 78? Yeah.

I'll cut the difference and be in the middle somewhere. 82? Ella's the closest, 79%. 79% for Friends. Yeah. I'll cut the difference and be in the middle somewhere. 82. Ella's the closest. 79%. 79% for Friends. Yeah. Rated on Rotten Tomatoes. But it is one of the top 35 greatest shows of the last 20 years.

According to this website. According to this website. What about, I mean, this is an iconic show, Seinfeld. Oh, yeah. Jerry Seinfeld. You, yeah. With Jerry Seinfeld. You don't like it, eh? I don't mind it. I think I was too young to appreciate it when it was on before The Simpsons where I lived as a kid.

It was always on before The Simpsons and I'd be like, oh. Before The Simpsons but after Home and Away. Yeah. Yes, exactly. The New Zealand run for like 15 years was Home and Away, then The Simpsons, and then Friends. And then Friends. Yeah.

Oh, good run. Good run. Great run. What do you think it rated? Seinfeld will have a really high one because people, like cool people like Seinfeld, and I feel like they'll be voting. So, and I say cool, like cool.

It's got 95% on Rotten Tomatoes 95 Clint says producers 80 87 87 for producer Ella

lower like 80 I'll say 80 80 Seinfeld came in at 89 Ella wins that one as well

ding ding ding and Friends was 79 yes right okay so 10% difference yeah what about obviously there's the new spin-off version of this out at the moment, Game of Thrones. Very popular show.

My mum is a big fan. Wind downhill towards the end, though. Apparently. Apparently. What do we reckon? Is this an average score or not including the last episode? See, I told you wind downhill downhill towards the end, eh? I think it's just across the board.

I'll go 92. 92? Nah, way lower. Yeah. Way lower. It's low 70s, 72%. 72, Clint says. For Game of Thrones.

I'll go 68. 68. Game of Thrones, you all downplayed it. It's 89. Oh, okay. No. 89. Yeah.

Let's go to the GOAT. Breaking Bad, in my opinion, one of the greatest shows of all time. Very good show. It's in the top 35 shows on Rotten Tomatoes of all time. Yeah. What do you think? Breaking Bad didn't have a bad season, didn't have a bad season didn't have a bad ending yep

I reckon it's in the 90s I reckon it's a 92 percenter 92 94 94 from Ella 90 Breaking Bad 96 wow

yeah does that make it number one is it the number one TV show of all time I'm not sure it would put it up there, but let's finish on the last one. And I hate to say it, but this show is included

in the greatest shows on Rotten Tomatoes, The Big Bang Theory. What do you think? This really irks you, eh? Why does it irk you? Because I'm not a fan of the show. She doesn't get it. I'm not smart enough to understand the jokes.

And I know that. Big Bang, real middling. It'll be 75% for Big Bang Theory. My first instinct was 76. Yeah. 70. You wouldn't believe this. No.

But the Big Bang Theory, 2% it came in at. Whatever. I can't believe it. I'm like, how is it on this list? By the way, what are the results? 2% it came in Whatever I'm like how is it on this list By the way what are the results Does Celebrity Treasure Island have a listing on Rotten Tomatoes You'll never believe it 99% 99% wow No it's not there

They said that host is a real hottie Damn He's got such a great rack I came across I saw this story last week Damn. That chism is so hot. Yeah, he's got such a great rack. Bree and Clint. I came across because I saw this story last week and it was about a kid who had a really high IQ. Yeah. Like really high, like higher than Stephen Hawking, I believe.

Whoa, okay. Like this kid was 11. I believe he was 11 from the UK. Yeah. And then you were, like we were all talking in here about IQ tests and I said that I'd done one before for radio stuff. It was very embarrassing. They put it on radio.

And then everyone in here was like, I want to do an IQ test. I want to do an IQ test. It's really not that fun. I've got no idea what my IQ is. Damn it. Dead. And then funnily enough, I came across the shortest IQ test in the world today.

Perfect. Which is three questions. Yeah. And apparently. What does it say about your IQ if you can't even be bothered doing the IQ test? Yeah, not good things. Not good, not good. So what I thought we could do this afternoon, producer Claudia has the three questions. Yeah, not good things. Not good, not good. So what I thought we could do this afternoon, producer Claudia

has the three questions and we're just going to do the best we can. You can do this IQ test with us if you like. Yes, you can do it from wherever you are, give it a whirl. Well, Claudia, I'm feeling hydrated and ready to mentally process when you're ready. I don't feel

good about this. Well, you've both got a pen and paper, so if you need to write anything down. Yeah. Okay, you ready for question one? We are. A bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat cost $1 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost? You know what's weird? I've seen this

one before. I never remember it. I've seen this question too, and I can't remember. But hold on. A bat and a ball cost... The ball cost $1 more. $1 bat and a ball cost... And the ball cost a dollar more. A dollar more than the ball. So if the ball was... How much does the ball cost? So that question again. A bat and a ball cost

$1.10 in total. The bat cost $1 more than the ball. Okay. I've got it. Yeah, I've got it. Brie, you got it too? Yep. Okay, when you're ready, Clint, what did you get? We're going to do this at the same time so Brie can't copy my answer. True, okay.

You both ready? Three, two, one. Three, two, one. The ball costs five cents. Yeah, you got it. Yes! Apparently the most common answer is ten cents because people just take that dollar off.

I was going to say ten cents. Yeah, but then obviously that's not quite right. Okay, good. I was tossing up between the both. I was like, well tens. Yeah, but then obviously that's not quite right. Okay, good. I was tossing up between the both. I was like, is it ten? You're off to a good start. You've both got one. Question two.

If it takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets, how long would it take 100 machines to make 100 widgets? Ooh. It takes five machines. This is an exponential curve question, isn't it? Five minutes to make five widgets How long would it take A hundred machines to make A hundred widgets

Oh I know the answer to this Clint you've got an answer I'm probably going to be wrong because it seems too easy Five machines Five minutes To make five widgets Oh I've got it I've got it So we'll reveal together That means five minutes to make five widgets. Oh, I've got it.

I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. Have you both got it? Yeah, yeah. So we'll reveal together. I'm probably wrong because it seems too simple. Okay.

Three, two, one. Five minutes. Yeah, you're two for two. Yes. You can probably, yeah, see most people would have said 100 minutes. But it takes the same amount of time, just more of them working. Yeah, exactly right. You're doing well so far. That's not an exponential curve question at all.

I take that back. Threw yourself off at the beginning. Okay, this is where it gets serious, okay? Your last question. Come on, everybody. In a lake, there's a patch of lily pads. Every day the patch doubles in size. If it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake,

how long would it take for it to cover half of the lake? Okay, this is an exponential curve question. To cover the entire... It takes 48 days... To cover... Half the lake. It takes 48 days. Is it like every

day the patch doubles in size? I got it, I got it. I know what it is. Should we say it together? You both got it? You count it down. 3, 2, 1 47 days. Because half and then it doubles. What was your initial thought? My initial thought was 24. Yeah, that was also the most

common answer. Okay, so what's our IQ? Geniuses. Smarter than that 11 year old. To be honest the other IQ test I did was a lot harder than that. Bree and Clint. Let's play What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.

Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Free and Clint's What's The Plot? Like the All Blacks coach going into a big meeting, the pressure is on. It is a pressure cooker in here every week. And last week was no exception. You escaped by the skin of your teeth last week.

Literally. So this week we play for $700 cash. Here to take you on is Julie. Good afternoon, Julie. Hello. G'day, mate. How are you? Are you cool, calm and collected right now

as you prepare to take Bree on in What's The Plot? No, I've been pacing ever since I got picked on the phone. You've been pacing? Pacing up and down. Well, it's a lot of money on the line, Julie. I know. How do you go normally each week? Well, I listened last week and so the pressure is on.

Yes. I do like movies, but I think you're a hard act to beat, actually. That's what makes the game so exciting. Today, to make it easy on both of you, Claude and I have picked an easy category. All right. Okay? Okay.

Which means it should level the playing field. Okay. Today, the theme for Watch the Plot is modern comedies. Ooh. Modern comedies. Okay. Today, the theme for Watch the Plot is modern comedies. Ooh. Modern comedies. Okay. Every one of these comedies came out after the year 2000. Right.

Okay? Yep. Julie, do not wait for me to finish the plot line. As soon as you think you know what it is, buzz in with your name. If you're correct, you get the point. If you get too correct before Bree,, you get $700, okay? Okay. Here we go.

Good luck to both of you. All right. Good luck, Julie. Good luck, Brie. Movie number one. Two days before his wedding, Doug and three friends. Brie. Brie.

Oh, no. I've lost it. Oh, my God. You will kick yourself if you don't get Oh, no, I've lost it. Oh, my God. You will kick yourself if you don't get this. Oh, no, I know the movie. I'll give you three, two, one. Julie, free guess. I know what it is.

What's the name? No, I don't know. Okay, I will start from the start and reread this plot line. How about that right in? Two days before his wedding, Doug and three friends drive to Las Vegas for a wild and memorable stag party. In fact, when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning... Julie.

Julie. The hangover? The hangover's correct. Oh, yes. Nice work, Julie. Thank you. How did you not get that? No, I knew the movie.

I just couldn't remember the name of it. I had a brain explosion. They made three of them. It was the exact same thing every time. It was. Here we go. Oh, Julie, you can take it right here. Movie number two.

Julie, this is match point for you. Yep. Okay. Although they made their way through high school successfully, an investigation at a local college brings big changes for two undercover officers as they... Brie. 21 Jump Street.

21 Jump Street is incorrect. Julie, would you like a free guess? No. No. Carry on. You're going to forego your free guess. Oh, no. I'll carry on.

You're both back in the game. Okay. Two undercover officers. Yes, three. 22 Jump Street. 22 Jump Street. Is correct. Well done. Brie has doubled over with relief 22 Jump Street. 22 Jump Street is correct.

Well done. Brie has doubled over with relief and she hasn't even won yet. All you've done is salvage the game. You're yet to win it. This is for the win. Julie, are you still pacing? I'm still pacing. Brie, are you still breathing?

Oh, not really. Movie number three from the modern comedies category. When a teenager and her family move from Africa to the sub-Brie. Mean Girls. Mean Girls is correct, and that's the game. Well done. Well done, Brie. Julie, you did so well there. Julie, you did so well, and you seem like such a nice person.

50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. Well done. I didn't deserve that win this afternoon. That was appalling from me. And Julie played so well. If she had pipped you on 22 Jump Street,

I don't think we would have been able to do the rest of the show. No, I would have been stoked. You know, I would have been stoked. Brie would have to take a leave of absence. I would have been stoked for Julie. I would have been absolutely to do the rest of the show. No, I would have been stoked. Brie would have to take a leave of absence. I would have been stoked for Julie. I would have been absolutely ashamed of myself. Well, we go again next week on Thursday. We'll play Watch the Plot for $750 cash.

God, that was a tough one. Brie and Clint. If you're at that point in your life where you think, oh, I wouldn't mind a new job, this could be the job for you. Or is it the one I said before, IT architect? No, it's not. Highest paying job in New Zealand. I mean, great, but if you don't know computers,

then this could be the job for you. Could be the worst job for you, yeah. Yeah. A guy from Japan by the name of Shoji Morimoto, a former publishing company worker. Okay. Decided he wanted a change and he created a job for himself. Ooh.

Where he essentially doesn't really do much at all. Okay. He says sometimes. He's not a Twitch streamer, is he? No. Right. He says sometimes he does nothing. Okay.

And gets paid for it. Right. So he decided. Is this like one of those professional bed testing jobs? You know how they're like. Oh, that'd be such a good job. Sleepy head are looking for someone to sleep on their bed. I'd love that job.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He works for himself and he rents himself out to simply be there for lonely people or someone who just needs someone to be there for some reason. Sweet. So he said once he was paid to wave goodbye to a lonely traveller. Really? Yeah. Just be there to wave goodbye? Yeah.

He said he charges his clients about $71 for just being there. That's the upfront fee. Yeah. And then I think there's a standard fee for what he has to do or how many hours. Yeah. But he says that before COVID he was making close to around $300 a day. Oh, yeah. Just doing a bit of this and that.

People would get you to do the strangest things, right? Yeah. Or just be present for the strangest thing. So he said some of the things that he's been asked to do have included simply riding a seesaw with one client at a local park.

And just sitting at a restaurant with another woman. He said he has boundaries. He doesn't do anything in the sexual realm. And he has turned down jobs to move a refrigerator and travel to Cambodia. Yeah, okay.

Oh, travel to India, someone do that. No. Because I can imagine like, say you were pregnant and you had no family in the country that you were pregnant and the father of the child was not around. That is something that you don't want to do by yourself. Yeah, and this is where you could hire him out. Yeah, because you have doctors and midwives and nurses around, but you don't have someone who can just hold your hand and talk to you.

Yeah. He could do that. I mean, I don't know if he wants to be in prison at people's childbirth, but he could do that. He could charge extra, you know, for trauma fees. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If there's screaming involved, I charge a premium. He said that it's the best job he's ever had and it's his dream job.

Good for him. He said he gets to hang out job he's ever had and it's his dream job. Good for him. He said he gets to hang out with people and make people feel good. What would you even Google to find a guy like that? I don't know. Like if anyone in New Zealand does it, what would you search? I wonder if there is someone in New Zealand that does it. Because he's like an escort. Well, he's not because he doesn't.

He's escorting people to things. Yeah, well, I guess so. He's just not that type of escort. No, he's not that type of't. He's escorting people to things. Yeah, well, I guess so. He's just not that type of escort. No, he's not that type of escort. So what do you search? Because if I wanted to find him, I'm not going to type in male escorts Auckland. Professional, supportive friend. Yeah, friend for hire.

Yeah, friend for hire. Friend for hire. That's what he is. He's a friend for hire. Should I type that into Google and see what comes up right now? Oh, God. It's on the work computer. Okay.

No, this is my personal computer. Friend for hire. It's a friend for hire. Should I type that into Google and see what comes up right now? Oh God, it's on the work computer. Okay. No, this is my personal computer. Friend for hire. It's probably worse. Friend for hire. I wonder how much. Because there is those people that charge. Rent a friend to meet new people and find platonic relationships. Rent a friend

to go to an event or party with you. Teach you a new skill or hobby. Meet you at a bar and help you meet new people. It exists. Rentafriend.com. Is it really a friend if you're having to pay them? Well. To come to things?

That's a good point. To be there? Hire them, do the activity, and then when they give you the invoice, you go, it's not very friendly. Hey, what's a couple of dollars between friends? You know? I thought we were closer than that.

I'll give it to you at my birthday if you know when my birthday is. Yeah, you should know if you're my friend. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, have you got your dream job? Oh, yeah. Do you honestly think that your job is the best job in the world? And why? Yeah.

Why is it the greatest job in the world? And why? Yeah. Why is it the greatest job in the world? And why should everybody do what you does? Damn it. Why should everybody do what you do? Yep. Yeah. Like professionally talking like I do. Crushed it.

0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Do you have your dream job? Bree and Clint. These people have got very earnest jobs. I was expecting chocolate bar taster. Or I'm a model, like a professional model, something like that. Professional poker player. David, have you got a job like that?

You're the last one. What's the greatest job in the world? Mate, I'm David from Party one. What's the greatest job in the world? I'm David from Party DJ. Sorry for the plug. My best job ever is honestly DJing school kids' discos. I cannot tell you the

absolute joy that I get from DJing the school discos. I've done it, David. I know exactly what you're talking about. Hey, David, can I ask, what is the song that gets the dance floor pumping the most at a school disco these days? Oh, look, Party Rock Anthem. Yes.

You know, Gatsby Styles still works. Yes, yes, yeah. Shake It, Metro Station. I do a gank with that and it just rocks. But, you know, the limbo even, you know, the kids. The chicken dance. Yeah, well, I do play that now and then, but the limbo trumps that one.

But I said to what, I can't sing for Peanuts, but I can sing one of those and no one can hear me. And I'm still feeling like, you know, a rock star. But, you know, it's just the best thing. In fact, when I turned 40, I had a choice of going out to a party for myself or DJing at school disco and I chose DJing this disco

because I loved it so much. And if I won Lotto tomorrow, I'd still do it. I'd do it for free. Well, that's the side of a job that you definitely love then, isn't it? He's bringing the energy at the school discos. I wasn't expecting a kid's school DJ. That would be fun. I've done it. Honestly, I've done it. You've never seen a more lit crowd. Because I mean, the

crowd's a pretty easy crowd to please. Especially when they give them all a cup of Raro. Honestly, they start peeking their tits off. Like in any song. And the kids are like, we love it! Bree and Clint. Please welcome to the show the first eliminated contestant from Celebrity Treasure Island. Should we just give a spoiler? Oh yeah, right.

Yeah, true. Okay. How long do we give people? If you're watching Celebrity Treasure Island, you haven't seen last night's episode. Don't talk. Don't talk here, okay? Don't talk, eliminated contestant. Don't say anything yet. Don't!

Ooh, I hope this doesn't spoil anything for you. I think that's enough. Please welcome to the show the biggest loser of Celebrity Treasure Island 2022, Guy Montgomery. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Oh, Guy, it's great Oh, thank you. Thank you. Guy, it's great to have you here. Thank you.

It's not great that you got voted. Not voted. You didn't get voted. It's not a popularity contest. I should know that. Yeah, you lost on your own merits. That's right. I lost entirely due to my own inability to shovel corn.

You did this. Mate, are you super triggered at the moment because of that corn song that's going around? No, I'm not actually. I don't work at a pop music radio station, so I don't know what music. So you don't hear it. You don't have social media? You don't know the corn song?

No, I'm trying to get off social media. I really like corn. What do you like about corn? It's cold. Oh, yeah. I mean, triggering. This does nothing to me. Yeah, that's good.

What age of people like that song? TikTok. It's on TikTok. How old are the people on TikTok? They're young. Gen Z. I feel like I'm 90. I like it.

Well, if you don't know the Korn song, you may as well be 90. Let's talk about how long you were on Slimity Treasure Island. Three days. You were on there for three episodes. How many days were you there? That's three days. That's three days That's three days So a day Of life on the island

Is an episode Of television It's like 24 In society It's a lot like 24 Kiva Sutherland's Just off camera That was one hour

Wasn't it 24 Yeah yeah But it was like That was real clever TV Because the ad breaks Were part of the The hour Was it actually

Yeah yeah They were really inventive. They were playing with the form. Did you even have time to get a tan on Treasure Island this year? I don't tan in the first instance, but you'll be pleased to hear I didn't have time to get a melanoma. Yeah, the various ones. No, I did no tanning. I put on a lot of sunscreen. I was consistently wearing a lot of sunscreen

and a lot of hats. Sun safe hats. Really looking after myself and maybe if I'd spent a little less time putting on sunscreen and a little more time making eyes and alliances across the aisle, I wouldn't have been put up for the first elimination. Where do you think you went wrong, Guy? Like do you think that you stood out a little bit too much? You were too funny?

That's a difficult question without sounding like a self-aggrandizing prick but i i do think you know my my goal was to suppress some of the more flamboyant parts of my personality but i felt you know there are a few things happening i felt a responsibility to my team to try and keep morale up like we had a few early losses and i was trying to sort of keep everyone's spirits high. Like a jester. Well, not even like a jester, but just like a, you know, morale officer or something.

And so, and I think, you know, because you're looking at it, you're attacking and defending the whole time. So you're doing that to keep spirits high within your own team, but you're also noticing, you know, roles and responsibilities that are happening on the other teams.

And so I think that advertised me a little bit more than I might have liked. And then also you and, I mean, a little bit gets cut out of the show, but you and Matt, I felt like pretty quickly would start deferring to me before and after every challenge. Oh, mate, Matt and I are obsessed with you. I was so gutted to lose you so early. And I remember I actually called you after you got eliminated and we had a good old yarn because I

was just, I just think you're such a fantastic human and you saw you know why? Because I think you're such a funny dude and but I also think you're such a genuine person and we saw that when you talked about your charity the Auckland City Mission and I just

wish you had a bit more of a chance, you know, to get in there for them. You and me both. Yeah, I mean, that was the most sobering thing because as soon as we lost that whatever the team challenge was. Team face-off. Yeah, team face-off. We were holding up the letters.

I just felt preordained. Like it was written in the stars. I just knew I was going to be in the elimination arena that night. I knew it. And it's funny watching it back and seeing Ed's also feeling the same thing for himself. And I can see why as well because he's an absolute specimen. But then when you're doing it and you're about to do it

and then Matt gets you to talk about your charity, it's an incredibly like sobering moment because all of the sort of – You realise why you're there. Yeah, fun and games and being on the beach and like you know it's all suddenly a spotlight showing the actual purpose of why you're there for the show and then you feel like a huge sense of responsibility that you

want to represent them as best you can and stick around so you can actually raise them some money and sadly it wasn't a B. We're talking to Guy Montgomery, he's the first eliminated contestant from Celebrity Treasure Island. Even though you are gone from the show, and even though you only lasted three days, three episodes.

Stop mentioning him. He knows. I'm about to. That's the build up. Here comes the silver lining. Even though you were eliminated first, those photos of you in the pink Speedos with the bomber jacket and nothing else, and a a hat will live on forever. Yeah, I mean, I appreciate that you're trying to lift morale,

but it really feels like the show's taken quite a lot from me at this point. Last thing, who would you love to see get up and win this season? Oh, I mean, that's a really tough question. I don't know. I mean, I've got no skin in the game anymore, so I guess I can speak freely. I've been talking very highly of Dylan Schmidt. He was the guy I was the most starstruck by.

A genuine Olympian. I'd watched win a medal on the bloody television the year before. And he's there. Yeah, and he was there. And he's got a lovely smile too. All right, so he's your guy. All right, Dylan Schmidt, the Olympian. I mean, good he was there. And he's got a lovely smile too. All right, so he's your guy. Money on Dylan. The Olympian.

I mean, good person to back. Guy Montgomery, congratulations on your time on Celebrity Treasure Island. Thanks, Clint. And good to see you, man. And Guy, there's always all-stars, mate. I don't know if her first eliminated qualifies, but I appreciate it. Bree and Clint. That's Blackpink on CD.

Guy, get out of the studio. Guy Montgomery. Good to see you, get out of the studio. Guy Montgomery. Good to see you, Guy. See you later. Love you. Bye, Guy. I love that guy. Just quickly, I think I said this to you earlier.

I think I might have found the worst thing on the internet today. Oh, no. Yeah. The worst thing on the internet. I feel like I'd remember this if I had seen it today. I think you would if you had seen it, and I don't think you've seen it. Okay. So obviously this is subjective,

but to me it has all the hallmarks of the worst thing on the internet. You know how everyone's talking about the Harry Styles, Chris Pine thing? Yes. Well, guess who else is talking about it? David Seymour, leader of the ACT Party. Are you joking? I'm not joking. Here's a video uploaded by David Seymour to the internet about Harry Styles.

Hey, yo, just wanted to weigh in on Spitgate, Harry Styles versus Chris Pine. Now, we all know that Harry likes to treat people with kindness. I'm going to make a call. Harry didn't spit on Chris. That's just not as it was. Actually, all this internet speculation, that's just a sign of the times.

I've never heard someone try harder to relate to Gen Z than that. Do you think he has like a 21-year-old social media advisor who was like, David, David, this is what he does. He would have so many people on his team. Yes. Was there not one person that went, guys, is this a little bit, you know, lame? Bree and Clint. Things are about to get heated.

People are going to air their real feelings, aren't they? Yeah, and it's good to sometimes vent. Yeah, and maybe it's easier to say it to us than it is to your partner. The thing that really annoys you that they just won't stop doing. Yeah. Let's go to our first brave caller.

Leah's here. Hi, Leah. Hi, Leah. Hey, guys. Tell us, Leah, what is the thing your partner does that really just grinds your gears? He won't get off the bloody PlayStation. He is on it 24-7.

He doesn't come to bed till, like, 3 a.m. Oh, my God. I know. And if he's not at work, he's playing all day. What's the game? What's the game? Do you know? What?

Rust. Rust. Yeah. I haven't heard of it. No, neither have I until now. It's Rust. Rust. Yeah. I haven't heard of it. No, neither did I until now it's every single day. It's like some kind of survival game. Oh, yeah, okay. So that girl that Bree talked about who went into her ex-boyfriend's FIFA profile

and wrecked his account, can you relate to that? Oh, my God. Absolutely. Definitely. If we ever broke up. Oh, my God. Hey, Leah, have you ever just thought about, you know, accidentally tripping and dropping a thing of coffee down the PlayStation?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. Just a thought. Delete a few games. Yeah. Break a few chords. Yeah. Obviously, cross your mind. Okay, Leah, I hope you feel better after getting that off your chest.

Margaret's here. Hi, Margaret. Hi, Margaret. Yeah, hi. Kia ora. Tell us, Leah, I hope you feel better after getting that off your chest. Margaret's here. Hi, Margaret. Hi, Margaret. Yeah, hi. Kia ora. Tell us, Margaret, what's the thing your partner does that you just can't stand? The toilet seat. Oh.

No good, Margaret. I think we need to get this out in the open. Yeah, I know. He just doesn't put it down. I'm not a morning person, and so when I get out of bed, I've got one eye open, and I'm walking to the bathroom, and then, yeah. You fall into the toilet, don't you, Margaret?

And then I start, you know, saying not very nice words and yelling. Hey, Margaret, I've got a life hack for you because me and my brother used to have this issue when we lived together, and I just got some super glue one time and super glued it. Oh, my gosh. But you know what has excuses? Like I said, why don't you put the effing seat down?

He goes, why don't you leave it down for me? That's what my brother used to say. Yeah, why don't you leave it up for me? Yeah. Leave it up. Don't leave it up for me. I agree with him. I'm like, nah, this is not how it works.

This is a battle of the sexes that will never be solved It will never be solved It will never be solved Because if you superglue it down I'm going to be forced to pee on it That's the problem We'll just get a better egg Thank you Margaret

Let's go to Tiara Hi Tiara Hi Tell us Tiara What is the thing your partner does Where you're like, I just wish they wouldn't do that? Well, me and him, like, we've broken up now.

Okay. But he forgot we were dating twice. What do you mean that he forgot you were dating? Like, we were dating and stuff, and then he just, like, completely forgot. And what, hooked up with other people? I don't know about that part, but, like... Just didn't talk to you? Pretty much.

Tiara, where did you find this person? At school. Well, hopefully he doesn't forget that you broke up with him as well. Thanks, Tiara. I need to read out some of these texts because they're so good. Someone said, My ex-husband is addicted to rugby and windsurfing. I had to make sure events weren't on the same time as rugby games on TV.

If it got windy, then plans would get cancelled and he would go windsurfing. I couldn't deal with that, eh? Someone else said, My hubby plays cricket. I may as well be a single mum to three boys in the summertime. It's so bloody time consuming. Even when it's raining, they go wait for hours

just in case it clears. He told me he was retiring after this season, but then he's going to practice tonight. Cricket is a big commitment. Finally, Sally, the thing your partner does that absolutely drives you bonkers, what is it? Okay, so he's Australian and he's a big commitment. Finally, Sally, the thing your partner does that absolutely drives you bonkers, what is it?

Okay, so he's Australian and he's a big fan of Aussie rules. Oh, no. And he plays Aussie rules fan footy. Oh, he plays it? Was that a fantasy league, is it? It's a fantasy league. Oh, okay. He sits there with a piece of paper and he's working out stats

and he's adding up things on Yeah, hot. On his phone. That's what girls are into, aren't they? They like guys who are into it. Sally, where's he from, Sally? From Melbourne. Oh, Sally, see. He's a lifer. You're never going to change that man.

Sally, this is where you went wrong. Anyone from Victoria, diehard Aussie rule fans, you should have married someone from Queensland. Then he'd be into fantasy NRL. Then it would be just as bad. Yeah, then it'd be NRL. See, NRL, they're not as diehard. It's something about AFL. It just runs through their

veins. They just can't get enough of it. Oh, well, Sally. The only thing I can forgive him for is that he gave up Australia to marry me and live in New Zealand. There you go. Pretty good trade off. That's the deal, Sally.

Yeah, pretty good trade. You've got to suck it up, sorry. Last half full sale. All right. Well, good helping everybody get that off their chest this afternoon. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, birthday banger time for your Thursday. What song's going to come up for these people's 16th birthdays? Let's cross live to Sam. Come in, Sam. G'day, Sam. Good afternoon, guys.

How's your week been, Sam, so far? Yeah, not too bad. We're over the halfway. Yeah, I like that attitude. Thirsty Thursday, right, Sam? Yeah, good half at the end. Thirsty Thursday, that's right. Sam, what half at the end. Thirsty Thursday, that's right. Sam, what's your birthday?

6th of March, 92. All right, that means you were 16 in 2008. Let me take you back to your 16th birthday, because this would have been at number one. Iconic. Duffy. Duffy. You like a bit of Duffy, Sam?

I like that song. That's great. She's such an amazing singer. She's got a really cool voice. Okay, wait there. Let's do a birthday banger for Annette. Kia ora, Annette. Hi, Annette.

Hi there. How are you? Oh, well, thank you. How are you guys? Yeah, we're good, thanks, Annette. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? Can I just say it's the first time caller, so pretty excited.

Oh, welcome to the show. Oh, well, we really appreciate you calling, Annette. How long have you been listening? Quite a few years. Oh, I love it. I love when people like you call. It's so cool. What made you call today, Annette?

Sitting in traffic, I thought, no, I'm just going to pick up the phone and ring for a change. And because I'm probably a bit older, I haven't had any oldies ring in with older birthdays. The oldies are some of the best. You're the best ones, Annette. You're the people we want to call in. Awesome. Okay, let's do it. Let's figure out if it is good. You give us your birthday, Annette.

We'll do your birthday banger. Righty-ho. 22nd of December, 1963. Right, Annette. That means you were 16 in 1979. And on the 22nd of December in 79, this was number one. Video, get on the radio, star. Video, get on the radio. Annette, do you remember the Buggles? Number one.

Annette, do you remember The Buggles? Yeah. That was a massive song. This song has been covered by so many people as well. So many. Surely this is the original. Do you love it, Annette? I do.

I love it. It's awesome. Yeah, it is awesome. It's a good one, Annette. You're awesome too. Wait there. We'll do one more for Nikki. Kia ora, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. It's awesome. Yeah, it is awesome. It's a good one, Annette. You're awesome too. Wait there. We'll do one more for Nikki. Kia ora, Nikki.

Hi, Nikki. Hi. How are you? I'm good, thank you. You don't sound old enough to have a birthday bang. Are you over the age of 16, Nikki? No, actually, I'm Charlie, but I'm doing it for my mum, Nikki. Oh, good. Okay, what's your name?

I'm Charlie. Charlie. Well, thanks for calling in, Charlie. What's your mum Nikki's birthday? Hers is the 4th of August, 1978. Right, that means your mum was 16 in 1994. And on her 16th birthday, this would have been number one. You know I love you, I always will. My mum... This is a band called Wit Wit Wit. I always will Mama By the way that I feel

This is a band called Wet Wet Wet And the song is called Love Is All Around Do you know that song, Charlie? I don't, my mum doesn't even know it I think that's a big no then Wait there, Charlie We're going to decide out of those I think it's a pretty clear winner for me for Duffy Mercy today.

Yeah, I really like that. And I love that Sam liked it too. Three great callers. One great winner. Congrats, Sam, on a thirsty Thursday. You just won birthday banger. Amazing. Thanks, guys.

Have a good Arvo, Sam. Thank you. Here's a bit of Duffy on ZM coming straight out of 2008. But I've got to stay true My morals got me on my knees I'm begging please Stop playing games Bree and Clint Exciting times because it's about a month. In about a month's time,

the Black Ferns will get to essentially defend their title of World Cup champions. That's right. Right here on home soil. We haven't had a Rugby World Cup in New Zealand since 2011. This is huge. Yeah, this is awesome. It's so massive.

And over the last couple of days, they have announced the big artists that will be performing at the Rugby World Cup. I don't even think we got a big artist for the last World Cup we had here. I think they had the feelers. Oh, yeah. No disrespect to the feelers. What's wrong with the feelers?

Well, we've got an international for this one. Yeah. This is big. Although she's kind of half Kiwi now. Yeah. Kind of, yeah. Yeah. So along with Shapeshifter, who I adore, and the beautiful, the talented Benny, UK artist Rita Ora will be joining the line-up

to perform at the Rugby World Cup. That's massive. I don't want to hear sad songs anymore. It's huge. I only want to hear love songs. And I noticed that she had put a message out on social media. It was on the project last night. Yeah.

And I thought to myself, God, I do such a great Rita Ora impression. Like I do probably, it's so good. Do you? That you can barely tell the difference. So what I've done, Clint, is I've grabbed the piece of audio from Rita Ora talking on the project last night, but I have also recreated that exact piece of audio. Jesus, how will we know which is which?

How will we be able to tell them the past? So within this room here, the producers, you're going to be involved in this. I want you to see if you can try and guess which one is the real Rita Ora and which one is me. Got it. All right, so when you're ready, play whatever piece of audio you'd like. Hi, it's Rita Ora here. I am so excited to travel to New Zealand to perform for One Night Only

at the Women's Rugby World Cup. It's about time we have a party. October 8th, Eden Park. See you there. Bye! Bye! We have a party. October 8th, Eden Park. See you there. Bye. I feel like I know which one that is. Okay, well, don't say yet.

Don't say yet. Don't spoil it. Don't lock in any answers yet. And then you can play the second Rita Ora. Well, hello, it's me, Rita Ora. I'm so excited to travel to New Zealand and perform one night only at the Women's Rugby World Cup. It's about time we have a party. October 8th, Eden Park.

See you there, boy. I don't know if you guys are going to be out there. I think I loaded the wrong audio. That was the same one twice. I'm confused. I feel like it was the same one twice. No, I feel like the second one was definitely different. No, I think it was just the song

level was different. I'm so sorry. I meant to load a separate one, but I did the same one twice. You loaded Rita Ora twice, Claudia. That's so embarrassing. I'm so sorry. Both of them were Rita. I'm confused. No, okay. Alright. I'll play along. Hey, Claude. Yeah. When Rita Ora gets here later

this year for the Women's Rugby World Cup, because Bree's impersonation is so good, can you please make sure you organise a face-to-face interview with her for us, so Bree can do her Rita Ora to Rita Ora? I mean, I think she'd really appreciate it. Especially since we didn't play

yours today. Yeah, like, where was mine? Can we play yours a bit now? I worked hard on my impression and you just played Rita Ora twice. Oh, what a shame. It'll never see the light of day. I mean, it's uncanny. Bree and Clint. I bet this woman

wished she'd never taken a DNA test or maybe she does, but it revealed some very, very bad news. Okay. This is what she said. I just found out that I've been dating my biological brother for the past six years. I am 30 and my brother is 32, otherwise known as my boyfriend, which I will refer to him as for the majority of this. I feel weird.

I was adopted as a baby but i didn't know that i was adopted until i was in high school yeah it didn't feel i didn't feel betrayed or cared cared that much about it i love my parents and my parents love me who cares if they aren't my real parents yeah my boyfriend was also adopted and when we met it was one of the things we sort of bonded over which you would. Yeah, you would. You know? Especially if you, like, there's not many adopted kids in any particular school. So that is something you'd really connect on.

Yeah. We both didn't learn we were adopted until high school. Plus, we looked really similar. And we both were lucky and had good families. We weren't passed around from foster home to foster home. Yeah. Our relationship was, and still is great. We understood each other very fast.

We were attracted to each other quickly. I've never met someone and felt immediate attraction and familiarity. Now I know that the comfort and familialness is because he's my brother. Not my half-brother. He's my full brother. Gutted. What do you do? Absolutely gutted.

Six years. How much stuff have you guys done? I pray to God that they are like. Everything. No, I pray to God they're Christians. I pray to God they're Christian and they're waiting for marriage. And they're in a six-year relationship and they didn't do that thing. They obviously haven't

had kids I don't believe no that's good it does say here that they have ah no you did it with your brother does it say whether she's breaking up with him she's kind of looking for advice

on what to do oh cool I got some advice for her I got some advice for her. Yeah. I've got some advice for her. Break up with your brother. She said, it's freaking me out and I don't know what to do. I still love my brother slash boyfriend. Is this insensitive for me to say? Break up with your brother. Because if that's insensitive, then I don't know what else to say.

Look, I just, I think you need to. Ariana Grande said it best. Break up with your brother. Yeah, yeah. He's your brother. Yeah, I feel like. And like Brie said, not half brother, full biological brother. Full brother.

Yeah, break up with your brother. It's not your fault, but break up with your brother. It's not your fault and it's not their fault. God damn it. Damn, what a situation to be in. Your birth parents screwed you over twice, man. That sucks. My God, guys, you wouldn't believe this.

I think Briscoes might be having a sale. Get off the grass. Yeah. Get off the grass. God, we've got to go. Don't tell me it's on Manchester. I think it is. How did you know that?

Get off the grass. Why do they call it Manchester? Yeah, what is the go-to? And what is Manchester? Is Manchester bedding? I'm pretty sure. Or is it tablecloths? Let me Google it.

Because Manchester's not towels, is it? Who uses tablecloths anymore? Yeah, no. Do you? We don't. Not people with kids. Because you'd have to wash the tablecloth every day.

What is Manchester? It's going to tell you the place. Yeah, I know. Yeah. What do I put in so I can get... What is

Manchester homewares? Items for the home made of cotton, linen, etc. Sheets, pillowcases or tablecloths. Right, so we were right.

So it's both. So it is towels. Yeah. Is it? I think so, yeah. Towels made of cotton they are, eh? Yeah. Yeah.

Good ones. We're so domesticated, eh? We so are. Yeah. Do you have more than two towels in your house these days? Yeah, we've got bulk towels. We just don't use them. Yeah, you said you only have One set that you use

Yeah They're the nice towels We use the nice towels But shouldn't you get two sets So then when one set's washing You can use your other set Jeez How the other half live eh

Because you know Two towels Briscoe's having a sale Well true If I can get two for one towels At Briscoe's I mean you're wasting money If you don't buy them

Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow. It's a Friday. We'll be doing Friday Okie and all the other Friday stuff on the Brian Clint Show tomorrow. Bye, guys. See ya. ZM's Brian Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM.

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