ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th September 2023

Episode Date: September 8, 2023

All Blacks Challenge (5:41) Become a morning person (27:49) Up The Wahs Challenge (32:47) Matty single-handedly improving chip selections (45:54) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Matty and Friends. With Matty McLean. Oh, and Clint. We did it! With one day to go. Oh, well done Finally

The recognition I deserve If you missed it It was a week of PJ and Friends Where it was just Matty and PJ But the show was promoted

As PJ and Friends And I said I know you would Hate that So much Being referred to As the friend And now that I'm

The friend I get it Yeah I get it It's not nice But but welcome to my world. It's nice to have you here. I feel like a plus one. Hey, fun show on the way for you guys today. We will be giving away the last Taylor Swift double pass

to go and see Taylor Swift live in Sydney. But Claudia, am I right in saying that there's a special Taylor Swift announcement as well? Yeah, if you keep your ears out at 4 o'clock, got a little something something cooking up. A little something something cooking up for those who haven't been so lucky in the Taylor Swift competition. Ross got the credit card

out. I actually don't know what it is. I just know there's a Taylor Swift announcement at 4 o'clock. Is that right? It's great. It's so exciting. It's good? Yeah. Because we could only get so many people in this competition, right? Yeah, of course. So maybe we throw some more chances out there.

Also, our 4 o'clock Taylor Swift song is special, but I don't know why. Ross, as we left the ZM staff lunch today, just said to Claudia, make sure you explain to Clint and Maddie the significance of the 4 o'clock Taylor Swift song today. I've got my binder. I'm ready.

How long do you have? Well, we don't want to know what it is yet. Okay. So you'll have to wait. We have 58 minutes. I'll teach you. Okay, great. Get the whiteboard out.

Yeah, perfect. That's all coming up. But let's kick things off with Tradie vs. Lady. There's 50 bucks cash up for grabs this afternoon for a Tradie vs. Lady champion. If you reckon that's you on a Friday, why don't you call us now? Zed Amp. Brr. Brr.

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Brr. Brr. Brr. Brr. Brr. With guest host Maddie McLean. It's Tradie versus

Ladies. 3, 2, 1, let's go. Here we go everybody. 73 points to the Tradies. 81 points to the Ladies. A slight gain for the Tradies this week. Slight gain. They were clawing their way back but it's slow, slow.

There's enough time left in the year that they can do it incrementally but some big wins would help. So let's go live to our tradie first for a change. They're calling out a Christchurch. They're 25 and they love indoor netball. Welcome to the show Callum. Hey Callum. G'day. Hello. What's your position?

Oh, a bit of goal defence. Oh, nice. I love indoor netball. Same. It's such a good game. a bit of goal defence. Oh, nice. I love indoor netball. Same. It's such a good game. I can't, I'm not allowed to play it anymore. Me neither. Why, you were too aggressive?

Yeah, it was injuries. Yeah. Well, Callum, if Maddie and I are ever in Christchurch, we'll ask for a call-up, okay? Yep. Perfect. You're taking on our lady. They're calling from Whanganui.

They are 43 and they used to swim. They used to swim? Welcome to the show, Anita. Perfect. You're taking on our lady they're calling from Whanganui. They are 43 and they used to swim. They used to swim? Welcome to the show, Anita. Hi. Like competitively or just do laps in the pool? No, I used to swim competitively. Oh, nice. I thought you meant you like just don't get wet anymore. Oh, no.

I just don't get wet. Just a full dry summer. Okay, Anita, your buzzer is lady. Kel, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Question number one. It's been a year today since the Queen died.

Name one of her children. Lady. Anita. Charles. Charles. I'll take that. I would have also accepted Anne, Andrew or Edward. You'd still accept Andrew?

Well, I thought we'd disowned him. Controversially. Question number two. The ABs are gearing up for their first Rugby World Cup match tomorrow morning our time. Name a former All Black captain. Freddie. Lady.

Callum. Richie McCaw. Yep. You're from Christchurch. You were always going to say Richie McCaw, but it's a great answer. Question. Lady. Callum. Richie McCaw. Yep. You're from Christchurch. You were always going to say Richie McCaw, but it's a great answer. Question number three. You might have heard the Justin Timberlake song we played earlier for Friday Jams. What boy band did he get his start in?

Lady. Anita. Was it NSYNC? It was NSYNC. Well done. Nice work, Anita. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. The election. Nice work, Anita. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four.

The election is only five weeks away. Name the leader of the National Party. Freddie. Callum. Christopher Luxon. Well done. We've tied it up. This is good.

This is good. Question number five. Rhys Darby was spotted over on Stewart Island this week filming a TV show with David Hasselhoff. Name the iconic New Zealand show Rhys got his start on. Yeah, Anita? Oh, no. Nah, I'm out.

Really? Is it a New Zealand show or the David Hasselhoff? No, the Rhys Darby New Zealand show he got his start on. Oh, yeah. Iconic show. Give me three seconds. Three, two, one. he got his start on. Iconic show. Give me three seconds. Three, two, one.

Callum, for the win. Is it Flight of the Conchords? Yes. You knew that too, didn't you, Anita? Yeah, couldn't remember it. Got it. But not for Callum. Well done, man.

You're the Tradie vs. Lady champion today. 50 it. But not for Callum. Well done, man. You're the Tradiverse Lady Champion today. 50 bucks cash coming your way. Cheers. That's a bit of a backbone effort there. Backbone. Up the wires, Callum. Have a great weekend. Bloody oh. ZM's Brinkland with guest host, Maddie McLean.

The Rugby World Cup 2023 kicks off tomorrow morning in France. The All Blacks taking on one of their greatest World Cup rivals, France, at 7.15 in the morning. You're ready to go. You've got the shirt on already. I have the World Cup All Blacks jersey on already. This is a big deal. I thought to celebrate the Rugby World Cup,

we should get some All Blacks on the show. So the challenge for both of us this week, who don't move in All Black circles, believe it or not, we're not regular chums with any of the ABs. The challenge was get an All Black on the show, but not just any All Black because it's a World Cup. You have to get an All Black that has played in a rugby World Cup before. They're like a unicorn.

It's one level above just a regular All Black if there is such a thing. Absolutely. We've had five days to secure our All Blacks and the person who will decide who wins this competition is Ella, who, with all due respect, Ella, you don't know a lot about rugby. Is that fair? None.

None? You know nothing about rugby? I said above average on Monday. We said to her, could you name an All Black? And she said, is Goodhue one? And I was right. You were right. If you've got Jack Goodhue, you might have an automatic one. I don't have Jack Goodhue.

Okay. We have our All Blacks standing by on the phone. Nervous. It is time to bring them to the big stage. Who wants to go first? Can I pick? I'm going to pick. You can pick, yep.

You've been going off all week that you've locked someone in. I did lock someone in early. I did. I was ready to go by Wednesday. Okay, well, I want to see your one first. You want my all black? Yeah. Okay.

Please welcome to the show this afternoon an all black who played 66 tests for his country. He represented both the Highlanders and the Crusaders to the highest level. He even was an essential member of the 2011 All Black Rugby World Cup winning team. Please welcome to the show, Israel Dagg. Oh! Wow! Izzy. Izzy.

Oh, what an intro. Holy heck. You, I said to you in our text message conversation, you are my trump card. Yeah, yeah. I'm with you, Clint. I'm with you, brother. You're not just an All Black. You're not just a Rugby World Cup All Black.

You're a Rugby World Cup winning All Black. Plus, you were on one of those Air New Zealand safety videos. That makes you the biggest All Black in the country. True. Oh, don't bring that up, my friend, because I actually did that safety video and I never went to the World Cup again. I wasn't going to bring that up.

That was my downfall. The team flying to the World Cup. Sorry? You went through the white areas. You know, you contact me via text message, and Matty contacted my wife, and I said, you're too late, son. You're too late, son.

I'm already locked in with Clint and Matty. I apologise, buddy. Yeah, I thought I'd go through the spouse, and I really thought that was going to be a good way to lock you in, Izzy. You would go for the wags, wouldn't you? You would go for the wags. Izzy, I don't know who Maddy has locked in, but I'm confident that with you on my team,

that we together are going to be the winners of this competition, okay? Yes, I'm hoping so, but what a great initiative. It's an exciting team. It's tomorrow. I've been talking about it all day really. It's finally here and it'll be interesting to see who Maddy, or hear who Maddy is. I'm so interested.

Who's left over? I want to know if it's someone you played with as well, so you can talk a bit of smack to them. I'll have to wait and hear it or who it is, because I'm thinking there's not many 2011 players left. They're all over in France.

I'm the odd one out. It could be has he gone and caught Richie? No, he's in France. Dan Hart is in France. Conrad Smith's in France. Ali Williams is here. Could be an option.

And Ma Nonu hates him, so... Let's do this thing. Matty, are you ready to reveal your All Black? I'm ready. OK, well, the floor is yours. For my effort today, please welcome 28 All Black cap and 154 Super Rugby Cap player, two-time Rugby World Cup player,

currently in France for the Rugby World Cup, so got up early to be with us this morning, Andy Ellis. Oh, Andy. Oh! Oh, Andy. Oh, Andy. Andy, Andy. Daggy, Daggy.

You've been on food shows today. I actually had Andy on my radio show. Andy Ellis. Andy, Andy, how were the reds last night? How were the red wines? Absolutely fantastic. Probably had A little bit too much

I actually had a chat with Dag On a show after I'd been drinking the red wine So I can't, I don't know How did that interview go Daggy, was it alright? It went well mate, you're in better shape then than you are now I can hear the croak in your voice Are you okay? You radio sluzz Andy Ellis

I'll tell you what Andy, I was nervous Because you messaged me last night to say, I'm on the Reds, but I'll set my alarm. And I thought, I don't know if this is happening. What time is it in France right now, Andy? Oh, it's about half past seven in the morning. You would have just got home, Andy. Before we move on, I've got a slight bone to pick here.

It sounds like I'm actually second choice, Matty. No, Andy, no. Good point. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I will, no. Even Matty wanted my all black. No, no, no, no, no. Even Matty wanted my all black.

No, no, no, no, no. I am going to step in right now and tell you that I, no, I messaged you at 5.38 on Wednesday night New Zealand time and it took you until 4 o'clock this morning to message me back. So I had to go to other players. I couldn't rely on you, Andy. I know. You thought of me first, son.

It's all right. It's okay. Just like the dating apps, Matdy cast his net far and wide. I cast it to Andy first. I just had to hedge my bets. Let's go to Ella now. She is ultimately going to decide this. Come on, Ella.

You know what to do. Ella, who's the bigger all-black get? Well, can I ask some questions quickly? Ask some questions. I just have a few questions. Now, really amazing achievements both of you have. But aside from that, I'm interested to know your food of choice after a rugby match. Oh, God.

What? Just quick meal, favourite meal. Dagger? My go-to after a rugby match was salmon sashimi in the changing room. Who just spoke? That was Israel Dag. Andy, what about you? And mine, yeah, mine was I just loved going and getting a Big Mac combo after a game.

That's my real trick. Oh, God, Sandy. Okay. Ella, have you got the information you need? Yes, I've also Googled your photos just to double check I knew who you were. Okay, are you ready to make your decision? Ella, who's going to come on the back? Okay, I'm sorry to do this,

but before you make your decision, because it took Andy so long to get back to me, I had to hedge my bets. And Izzy and Andy, I'm so sorry to do this to you, but I think I have someone that trumps you both. Oh, come on. Please welcome to the show Sir

Graham Henry. What? Oh, you got the name wrong. Sir Graham Henry. I went to call him Ted and then I thought, I can't call him Ted. I've got to call him Sir Graham Henry. You do not. You have a Graham Henry impersonator. Hello. Hello.

It's very nice to be asked and Ted will do. And you've got my two favourite Albrechts there. Izzy and Andy. How you doing, coach? You can't do better than that. So, Izzy and Andy, I have to ask the question,

because you've both played under Ted. Do either of you beat him as a guest on this show? No, absolutely not. I'll let Ted have the glory. Living in the glory for 13 years, I'll let him have it one more. Oh, no. Knighthood days, too. You're responsible. They got me out night or day soon. They are responsible.

You cheeky son of a bitch. They should be a part of it. Ted, thank you so much for being on the show. How were Andy and Izzy as players to coach?

World class. World class. How on earth did you pull this off? You don't even watch rugby. You don't even watch rugby. I cleansed the room with a rugby shirt on. Okay, here's the thing.

I'm glad I don't have to pick now between Israel and Andy. We're going to go with Graham. Sir Graham Henry. You're an icon. Nice to meet you. I tell you what, she's a very astute woman, isn't she? She's a clever lady. Isn't she? She's a clever lady. Isn't she?

She's a clever lady. Maddie is a crafty bastard. I'm happy to take a back seat to you. Yeah, I will too. I will too. When are you coming to France? Thank you. Hey, Ted, who's going to win this year?

Oh, the All Blacks. Yeah. The All Blacks. I'm coming over for the semi with a little group of people with a big box to bring the cup back. So, no, no, they'll do the business. They're going to get it done.

You three are national treasures. We appreciate your time this afternoon. You're all bloody good sports. Can we get an up the All Blacks from the three of you before you go? Yeah. Oh, well, not one. Up the All Blacks. Up three of you before you go? Yeah, well, not one. Up the All Blacks.

Up the ABs. Let's go. Well done. Thank you. How did you do that? Thank you so much. He didn't win Treasure Island by accident without the crafty little devil.

I'm always conflicted when I see these stories because on the one hand, it is always really sad to hear of couples that are going through a hard time, right? Yep. But on the flip side, the drama queen in me loves the goss. You're like, ooh, why?

That comes with especially stories of cheaters getting their comeuppance. Yep. And so when I saw this story from Australia about a man who found out his wife was cheating on him at his nephew's birthday party. Oh, okay. My God, was I gripped. Yeah. And you have to at one point go, okay, this is people's lives. Yeah.

But also, tell me everything. I think he'd want you to know. If he's been done the dirty on, he's like, there's a window where the pettiness is peaking. Yes. Where you go, everybody needs to know what she did.

Before you go and you calm down and you go, oh, let's keep some stuff private. There's a window where you go, everybody, look at this dirty laundry. Look what she did to me. Right? Exactly. And so not only has he shared this story with friends and

family, which is one way to be petty. Yeah. He shared it with the world. How? He stole a radio station in Australia and the radio stations shared it. And now it's gone everywhere. Well, it's fair game then. Okay.

How did he find out his wife was cheating on him? This man's brother was having his nephew's birthday party. So the brother's son? The brother's son. Yeah. So the brother was having a birthday party for his son. Yep. So he was at his nephew's birthday party.

Correct. Got it. The brother, so the dad of the son, was meant to dress up as a son. Yep. So he was at his nephew's birthday party. Correct. Got it. The brother, so the dad of the son, was meant to dress up as a clown. Yep. The brother got sick at the last minute and decided he couldn't do it. He needed to go and lie down for a little bit at the party.

So the brother, the one that's married to this woman, said, I'll do it. I'll jump in as the clown. I'll jump in as the clown. For my nephew. Yes. Okay, got it. So the brother went and got dressed up in the bedroom, put as the clown. I'll jump in as the clown. For my nephew. Yes. Okay, got it.

Went and got dressed up in the bedroom, put on the clown outfit, makeup, glasses, nose, wig, all the rest of it, clown outfit. And while he was getting changed or about to come out of the bedroom to go and entertain the kids, his wife came into the bedroom and started trying to fool around.

With the clown? With the clown. Okay. But here's the clincher. She didn't know that the brother had said no to being the clown. She didn't know it was her husband that had stepped up to being the clown. She thought it was the dad of the kid, the brother of her husband, the original clown.

Correct. Okay. And was saying his name was inappropriately feeling him up. Oh. And the husband went, it's me, your husband. Binch.

Wow. I guess his brothers, they probably kind of look similar anyway. But then you add clown costuming. Totally. And it's a great cover, right? Also, she must have wanted it bad from the brother if she's willing to go there with a clown. At the nephew's birthday party.

At the nephew's birthday party. While her husband is there. Yes. My mind immediately goes to, okay, I'm the husband. I'm the one who's been cheated on and who the wife thinks she's currently cheating on.

How far do you go with it to cement the evidence? You know? Because arguably you have to like at least hook up with her pretending to be your brother to know, to say you cheated on me. Yes. Because otherwise she'll go, no I didn't. Yeah, I with her, pretending to be your brother. To know. To say, you cheated on me.

Yes. Because otherwise she'll go, no, I didn't. Yeah, I was just having a laugh, man. I was just kidding. I was having a laugh. I was just kidding. Yeah. Wild, right?

And then did he take the nose off and he went, gotcha. Takes the nose off, honk, gotcha. There's a wild way to find out your wife is cheating on you. The thing is you'd be devastated too, but you've got this huge smile painted on your face. And those shoes that have like a horn in them. You're leaving and you're crying. You're completely upset and people are like,

oh, tears of a clown. It's possibly the wildest way you could find out that your partner was cheating on you. It's up there. Right up there. It's right up there. ZM's Bree and Clint with Maddie McLean. Oh, that's how the song

ends. Bree and Clint with Maddie, you're on ZM, that's the Pussycat Dolls for Friday James. Caught you off guard. It shouldn't end like that. Is that a new song, that Pussycat Dolls one? It's been a long time since songs just stopped like this. They fade out. The new Busta Rhymes Pussycat Dolls jam.

Not familiar with how it ends. We're going to double pass the Taylor Swift. We're going to give it away in six minutes time, plus a special announcement for anyone who's missed out on Taylor Swift tickets. That's coming up. But before that, I have a special announcement for anyone who's missed out on Taylor Swift tickets. That's coming up. But before that I have a big dilemma. So I'm so

God I'm busy. I'm so busy. Yeah. So straight after the show tonight I've got to go to a dinner party. Oh Mr Popular. I know. Tell me about it.

It's hard. It's at some friend's house. There's going to be about six of us. Three couples are going and the woman who's hosting the dinner party is a very good cook. We should revive that television show,

Suzanne Paul's Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. And you can be Suzanne Paul, and I'll be Anthony Ray Samuels, and I'll drive the limo, and I'll be like, okay, Matty, where are we going? I really can't remember the concept of that show except for they turned up to people's house. Yeah, so Suzanne Paul comes to your house and she goes,

all right, there's a dinner party tonight. I'm bringing three celebrities to dinner. That's right. And it's your job as regular Kiwi family to get the house and dinner ready. And then Anthony Ray Samuels shows up at seven o'clock with a limousine and Matthew Ridge is in it. I love it.

That's the whole show. It's a great concept. That's not what this is. This is just some friends hanging out. But she's hosting. She's the whole show. It's a great concept. That's not what this is. Okay. This is just some friends hanging out. But she's hosting. She's a very good cook. But I said to her, what can we bring? And she said, don't bring anything.

Okay. Just bring yourself. I hate that. So do I. Yeah. Tell me what you want. Allocate me something. Totally.

Happy to do a salad. Just tell me to do a salad. Yeah. Oh, put me on wine. I'll just go to the bottle store and buy the wine. I don't know what you're organizing. I don't know what you're organising. I don't know what you have already. But I'm happy to bring something.

I imagine I'm like you. I was just raised not to show up empty handed. Yeah, but then what is the thing that you bring when you're told not to bring anything? Cadbury Favourites. That's what the ad says. One of the greatest marketing campaigns of all time. Cadbury Favourites. What you bring when ad says. One of the greatest marketing campaigns of all time. Cadbury Favourites.

What you bring when you're told not to bring anything at all. True. But I get it. It's probably like a little bit fancy. So easy. Ferrero Rochers. The fancy Cadbury Favourites. Because you don't know what she's cooking either.

So you don't know what sort of wine you want to bring. That's the other thing. 12 pack of purple goanna. Goes with anything. Goes with fish, goes with the chicken. Just a box of Bacardi breezes slung over my shoulder. Scented candle. It's not a housewarming, eh?

No, it's got to be something related to the dinner. And it can't just be my quintessential witty banter, you know? Tui Mato sauce? Just a loaf of white bread. Ella did this recently. She had this exact situation where she was showing up to a friend's family's house for dinner and they said don't bring anything? Yeah.

Well, also, did they even say that or you just realised when you got there you hadn't bought anything? Yeah, that. We were just about to hop out of the car and we were like, oh, crap. What do we get? So she gave them the old flowers that her boyfriend had given her earlier in the day.

You re-gifted. That had been sitting in the car. You re-gifted. Which is fine. I think it was a nice thing to do. But because they'd been in the car, the mum put them immediately into a vase and the tulips just went flaccid.

So embarrassing. Instantly, they just flopped over the rim of the vase. Floppy, flaccid flowers. Great. To be fair, already we're getting a lot of texts in and almost all of them have said, bring a bunch of flowers.

Oh, great idea. Yeah, great idea. But just fresh ones that weren't gifted to me already. But it's four o'clock on a Friday. Yeah, where am I getting flowers from? You're going to have to get them from New World. The dairy. Oh, yeah.

Or pick them. Nah. From their garden. And just wrap them in some old newspaper that they've got in their recycling bin. Just an IOU for some flowers. I'll get them for you on Monday. Yeah, I don't know.

If you've got suggestions, you can text them in 9696. ZM's Brinkland with guest host Maddie McLean. We'll be remembered. ZM Brinkland with Maddie. That's Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift.

The Ares Tour. Live in Sydney. This is it. The last double pass of Taylor Swift live in Sydney after four weeks of giving away Taylor Swift tickets. We've had Swifties. We've had mums of Swifties. We've had work friends of Swifties.

Everybody. Everybody has been trying to get their hands on these tickets. All the girlies of ZM plus Ross Boss have gathered here in the studio for the final giveaway. Can we get some noise, guys? Oh, God. It just announced there's a bonus double pass. We found one more. So it's being given away on ZM's Instagram account right now.

Just randomly? Oh, there's one more. Oh. Where did that come from? Oh, there's one more. Oh. Oh, we've got another one. Where did that come from? Honestly, other radio stations hate us. And we're cool with that. That was the intention.

Let's give away this. They will pass right now. The person with the chance, the last chance to win it on air, is you, Elliot. Kia ora. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Yes, you did it. You did it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. You did it. You did it. Yeah. Oh, wow. You're the last one, Elliot. How long have you been trying to get on air with for this? Every day. Every single day. I'm calling like a hundred times. Eight times. Where are you? Are you at work? Do you do this while you're working? No, I'm at home. I like finish work and then like get home and just do it straight away.

Okay. Do you have a collection of people around you? Are you solo right now? I do. Yeah. Okay. Elliot, let's do this. You need to give us three Taylor Swift songs and we will give you a double

pass to the errors tour in the a reserve eight, 12 and four. Go for it. Uh, mine. All you have to do with day and long live. Elliot. It's our great pleasure to award you a double pass

to Taylor Swift live in Sydney. Oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, my God. I thought you might have burst into tears there. Oh, I was, like, close. Oh, my God. I'm shaking.

Do you know who you're taking, Elliot? Yes, my partner, Oliver. Oh, is Oliver. I'm taking. Do you know who you're taking, Elliot? Yes, my partner, Oliver. Oh, is Oliver with you? Yeah. Well, congrats, guys. You guys are going to be there with all the other ZDM winners in the A Reserve at a core stadium in Sydney for Taylor's Errors Tour. Oh, thank you so much, guys.

Thank you. You're welcome. There you go, everybody. Your last day of having to listen all damn day for those Taylor Swift tickets. But it's not over. Another double pass on ZM's Instagram account, ZM Online. That competition has just opened, so go and get in for that. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley and Georgia are going to be drawing the winners of the Grab-A-Sick

flights next week. Exciting. Heaps of ZM Swifties are going to get their flights paid for as well. ZM's Brian Clint with guest host Maddie McLean. I was talking with our producers Ella and Claudia yesterday actually. Ella said to me, Clint, what is an early

alarm for you? Like what would getting up early look like? And I say this through gritted teeth because I know what time you get up. Yeah, but you're a dad. Yeah, but you're an early morning television host. Sure, but sometimes the two go hand in hand. So getting up every day for you is 3.30 a.m.? 3.45, I push it out to.

3.45? Yeah. And so an early morning for you would be 3 a.m.? Yeah, it would be. My alarm goes off at 6 a.m. every day? That's early. So an early alarm for me would be 5.30. Yep. To which Ella goes, whoa.

And I said, what's an early alarm look like for you? Ella, what time does your alarm go off? I don't really have an alarm. I just wake up at 8. 8. You told me that an early alarm for you would be 9 a.m. Oh, that, on a Saturday. On a Saturday, yeah.

I don't want to sound like your dad, but I feel like I sound like your dad every day. Ella, half the bloody day's gone. Yeah. At 9am, you've missed half the morning. I do remember those blissful days where you could just sleep until like 10am. If I woke up at 9am, I would have a panic attack.

Because I'd go, oh God, where am I? What flight have I missed? Why did I die? What happened to me? But you would feel refreshed, right? Am I in a coma? I don't believe my body would allow me to sleep that long. I don't think it would either. I don't think I could. I used to. I used to.

Yeah. But I think now I physically couldn't sleep to 9 a.m. if I tried. And I physically can't wake up that early. Do you have full blackout curtains? Surely the sun's streaming in at that point. I don't mind. Sometimes I sleep with my curtains open. Oh, my God.

Yeah. The young. Whatever. The young. The young. She's not even a big drinker. It's not even like she's ridiculously hungover. So I found an article titled,

The Art of Becoming a Morning Person, Even If You're Not Actually One. These are the four things that you need to do if you want to become a morning person. Wait, do you want to become a morning person? I tried to once. Wasn't good. It's good for productivity.

Imagine what you'd get done. No, I'd feel like a zombie for the whole week. You could change the world. It's bad. You could go to the gym. I'm not doing that. You could go for a walk. I can do that at 10 a.m.

You can read a book. I can do that at 11 a.m. You can see the sunrise. Yeah, nah. I can see the sunset. Boom, baby. All right. Well, here's the four things people who want to do it, what you need to do.

You need to lock in your wake-up time. You need to decide what time it is that you're going to wake up, and you need to wake up at that time every day. Right, what you need to do. You need to lock in your wake up time. You need to decide what time it is that you're going to wake up and you need to wake up at that time every day. Right, so you need to make it a routine. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Routine. Routine. If you want to become a morning person, you can't just be

a morning person on the days of the week. You have to be it on the weekend. You cannot half-ass it. No, you can't. And I reckon that's a bridge too far for some people. If they're listening now, they're like, I'd love to start the days a bit earlier, but it on the weekend. You cannot half-ass it. No, you can't. And I reckon that's a bridge too far for some people. If they're listening now, they're like, I'd love to start the days a bit earlier, but not on the weekends. This says you have to, you have to.

Sorry, babes. It says acknowledge your nature. Even if you're not an early riser, you may not wake up ready to start the day or even in a particularly good mood. The clinical term for the grogginess and grouchiness that some of us experience is sleep inertia. So if you have it, just acknowledge it and then you can work around it and you can go, I have this thing. I need to make efforts to overcome it.

Like be honest with yourself is what it says. Right. I don't really know what that does, but it says you need to do it. This one makes sense. If you want to become an early riser, you've got to rewire your brain into thinking that waking up early is a good thing. So you need to reward yourself. Every time you get up early, you need to have like a special breakfast. Or some kind of treat that you give yourself,

like you're a dumb dog, where you can just go, man, that was fun. I got my special treat if I woke up. As opposed to going, I've got to get up early. Yeah, exactly right. You need to tell your brain that it's a positive thing. But the real challenge is there is not giving yourself the reward on the days that you don't

get up early. Because you have that power as an adult to go, I'm going to have my Birch and Muesli on my 10 a.m. Yeah, I'm having the treat regardless. And the last trick is to turn mundane routines into meaningful rituals, namaste you're not punishing yourself, you are

enhancing yourself, by waking up this early, you are improving your life namaste, can we all get a kumbaya kumbaya bitch Ella, have we convinced you that you too could be a morning person if you really wanted

to be one yeah I could do it I could do anything if I tried that's a thing join us come join us

the All Blacks take off at 7.15 tomorrow morning are you going to watch it with us no because I'm doing something what are you doing

I'm sleeping ZM's Bray and Clint. With guest host, Maddie McLean. Up the Waz has taken on a life of its own. Hasn't it just? It's become the most iconic catchphrase in the country. The Warriors are in a stoush at the moment to try and trademark Up the Waz.

I know. Them and a beer company wants to take it. I thought this afternoon it'd be rude not to do the Up The Waz challenge. And how the Up The Waz challenge works is we're going to call different businesses or places or people and the challenge is to get the other person to say Up The Waz back to you. Sure. You can't just say, excuse me, could you please say Up The Waz? You need to sort of drop it into conversation and get it said back to you.

For you, I thought you could go first this afternoon. I've selected the Salvation Army Family Store. Because no one has more retro warrior's gear than a Salvation Army. Salvation Army Family Store, Echo speaking. Hi there. I was just wondering, I just wanted to talk to you about dropping some clothes off. Okay. First of all, up the whas? What's that?

Sorry? Up the whas? Oh, yeah. We do accepting whas. Okay, great. I've got a big black bag of clothes I need to drop off. It's in the back of my car. Do you guys just accept like a big bag of clothes? need to drop off. It's in the back of my car. Do you guys just accept like a big bag of clothes?

Yes, we do. You can just bring them into the store and before 4.30, then we'll be opening until 4.30. Okay, great. And up the waz? Like you, yes, you can bring the waz in. Okay, great. And what time you open until?

4.30. 4.30, and up the vase. Sorry, I don't understand. Up the vase. I don't really understand, but just give me one second. I can pass my phone to my colleague. Okay, thank you. Hi, how can I help?

Hi, up the waz. Up the waz. Yes! We got there in the end. I think your beautiful colleague was thinking that Maddie was either saying braz or vaz that he wanted to donate.

I was like, I know what that is. We got there eventually. What's your name? My name is Lassie. Lassie. It's Maddie and Clint calling from ZM. We just needed someone to say up the waz. Oh my God.

Thank you. Up the waz, Lassie. Up the waz, guys. Thank you very much. Thank you. Ella, what was Maddie's time? One minute and 32 seconds. I really thought we weren't getting anywhere.

That's the time to beat. Okay, great. Are you ready? Yeah, who am I taking on? You're calling the Glassons on Queen Street. Up the glass. Queen Street, Glassons,

Alice speaking. Hey, is that Alice? Yes, it is. Hey, Alice, up the whars. Hello, who is this? Oh, sorry, I was just calling. Do you guys sell leggings?

Yes, we do. Do you sell them in green or red or black, like Warriors colours? We just have black, I'm afraid, or grey. Oh, black's good. UpTheWars. I can put something outside for you. No, no, but yeah, that'd be great. But are you up the waz?

Up the waz. I'll take it. At this stage, I'll take it. Biggie Ellis, it's Maddie and Clint calling from ZM. We're just trying to get people to say up the waz. Do you not know up the waz? Oh, my God. Do you not know up the waz?

No, this is just I'm at work. I know. So am I, weirdly. So am I. We just thought we'd be able to get you to say it.

That's all. Yeah. Yeah, it's not the vibe. That's okay. It's all right. Don't worry about the leggings. We appreciate your time. Have a nice afternoon.

All right. Thank you. Bye. Okay, see ya. I think she hates us. She really hates you. But what was the time? Oh yeah, Ellen, what was my time? Okay, I got, bye. Okay, see ya. I think she hates us. She really hates you. But what was the time? Oh yeah, Ellen, what was my time?

Okay, I got 37 seconds. Yes! That wasn't even a good up the waz. Yours went through two people, okay? Shut up. Yeah, but I got an enthusiastic up the waz at least. ZM's Brinkland with guest host, Maddie McLean. Time is waiting you only get one second

of a song no hesitating you only got one second one second right now though you have a chance to win 50 KFC chicken dollars in the one second song challenge

me vs Maddie you vs me and friends yeah we have teammates in this game. Claire's going to play with us and Claire, you want to be on my team. Is that right? Yeah. You and me. We got

this. That means Maddie and Marie will be playing together. Hi Marie. We got this, Maddie. Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. M and M and C and C. I like that. It works. Clever. I like it. Claudia is going to run the game for us. Hi, Claudia. that. It works. Clever. I like it. Claudia is going to run the game for us.

Hi, Claudia. Hi. Do you remember a couple of minutes ago when you said that I definitely didn't weigh it in Maddie's favour and I shouldn't do that because that's unfair? Yes. I did do that. Ah, yes. What's the theme? The theme today is boy bands.

I'm so happy. To be fair, the first CD I ever purchased was the Backstreet Boys. Okay. You might be all right then. The even playing field. That's what we want. So this is the one second song challenge. The way the game works is I'm going to play a song from the beginning.

You just need to buzz in with your name and tell me the artist and the song title. Great. Got it. So Maddie, Clint, you guys are going first. Best of luck. Clint. Maddie. Clint. In sync. Bye, bye, bye. Oh, you guys are going first. Best of luck. Clint, Maddie.

Clint. NSYNC, Bye Bye Bye. Oh, you crushed it. You had that, Maddie. I had that. I had it. But well done. Did he have it? Because I feel like I got it.

You got it, but I still had it. Yeah. There's a difference. Well done, Clint. Well done. Thank you. It's over to. Well done. Thank you. It's over to Marie and Claire. Are you guys ready to go?

Yes. Yes. Good luck. Here you go. Here's your guys' song. Marie. Yeah, Marie. What's that?

I don't know. Team. I've lost it. No, you haven't got it? Or is it gone? No. It's gone. Do you want a free guess, Claire?

Oh, no idea. We can do a bit more. Let's play a bit more. You guys can still buzz in again. Hey, girl, I'm waiting on you I'm waiting on you Come on and dance Claire

Claire, yeah Is it the Jonas Brothers? It's not That's a good guess though I don't think anyone's going to get it, Claude I know it I know it For no points was it One Direction

Yeah, I know it too, but I can't remember Live While We're Young Yeah, it was Oh, no Was it One Direction and Live While We're Young? Yeah, it was. Oh, no. That's okay. We'll put that on the homework list. We'll come back to that one another time.

One Direction, they're pretty new. No one knows them yet. Yeah, pretty niche. Yeah. Pretty small band. Let's do another one. Yeah, Maddie and Clint, this one's for you guys. Maddie.

Maddie. That's Backstreet Boys, I want it that way. Yes! Tell me why. Ain't nothing but a holiday. Tell me why. But the Backstreet Boys are my one. Tell me why. And you stole mine with incense, so it's even now.

Okay, we're all tied up. Let's go back to the girls. Claire and Marie, you guys ready to have another go? Yes. Come on, Marie. Let's do this, Claire. You got this, okay? Here's your guys' song. Cause I'm

in the stars tonight. So watch me bring the fun inside the nightlight. Dynamite? Marie? Dynamite? Marie? Dynamite? Marie? Marie? Is it Dynamite?

By? Big Street Boys. Oh, Marie. So close. Claire, you're on free gears. Is it Charlie Puth? No. He's a boy, but he's not a band.

It's BTS, right, Claude? Yeah, it's BTS. It's BTS right Claude Yeah it's BTS Okay the decider comes down to me and Maddie then You were so close Marie You had the name of the song Just not the name of the band Okay Maddie, Clint Deep breaths

This is all up to you guys now Whoever takes this takes the crown You ready? Ready Let's go. Ready. No! Blue all rise.

Yes! All rise. Hey, Claire, we did it. Well done. Woo! As a team, we did that as a team. Oh, did we win? Yeah, we won.

Claire, were you even listening? I didn't hear you buzzing. Well, regardless, you've scored yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars for the weekend. Congratulations. Well done. Thank you. She had no idea what was going on. I feel bad.

At least Marie was involved. Hey, a win's a win. A win's a win. Right now, though, let's find out some people's birthday bangers. The number one song on their 16th birthday. We're going to kick it off with Fiona. Kia ora, Fi. Hi, how are you?

Good. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Thank you so much. Thank you for holding me on hold during cool summer. What was that? We just lost you a little bit. What did you say? You had me on hold during cool summer when I couldn't get tickets.

Oh, was that a big tease for you, was it? It was a bit. Well, you know, we're giving away another double passe on Instagram. Did you hear that? Yes, I did. Already tried. Great. Great. All you can do, you can put it out to the universe. Okay, that's all we can do. Well, for now what we can do for you, Fi, is

find out your birthday banger. When was your birthday? 4th of March, 1970. Fiona, you were 16 on the 4th of March, 1986, and this was Top of the Charts. How will I know? Just feel it. How will I know?

What are you moaning about, Fee? No, that's good. That's good. I like it. Great. Did you think it was going to be a Taylor Swift song in 1986? Yeah, no, I'm thinking you were lucky you had anything in the archive. She's got an album called 1989.

I don't think she's got one called 1986. No, she doesn't quite. Not quite. And this is a banger feat. You should be very happy. Yeah. It's all good. Okay, wait there.

We're going to do one for Sian. Kia ora, Sian. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Yeah, good. All right, let's find out your birthday banger, Sian. When's your birthday? My birthday is the 27th of August, 1996.

Sian, you were 16 on the 27th of August, 2012, and this was the number one song. What a tune. Good song. Good song. Real power ballad. Lupe Fiasco and Guy Sebastian, Battle Scars. Love it.

Bree and I have done it for Friday Oaky before, and it did not go well. The singing was bad. The rapping was bad. It was all bad. Love it. Brie and I have done it for Friday Oaky before and it did not go well. The singing was bad. The rapping was bad. It was all bad. Wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Penny.

Kia ora, Penny. Hi, how are you? Great. The weekend is almost here, Penny. I know. We're so close. We're so close. Well, we're there.

Surely we're there. Yeah, we are there. Yeah. We're there. Yeah. This counts. Penny, let's find out your birthday banger. When's your birthday? 31st of August, 1984.

Penny, you were 16 on the 31st of August, 2000, and this is your birthday banger. I don't want to rock and roll. DJ. DJ. Robbie Williams. And he's coming to Hawke's Bay. He's coming, yeah.

Are you in Hawke's Bay, Penny? Yes, I am. Are you going to that show at the Mission? No. Oh, you're not going? But it is exciting. There is going to be, I've said it before and I got criticised for it, but I'm right, there is going to be some drunk mums at that show.

Yeah, there will be. There's going to be some white wine drunk white women at the Willie Williams show throwing their bras on stage. To Robbie. He'd love it too. He'd be all about it. I vote for that song.

So do I. You do? I do. It's as simple as that. I thought I was going to lose you to Whitney Houston. I love a bit of Robbie. Let's do it.

Hey Penny, well done. You just won our birthday banger for a Friday. Awesome, thanks. Get amongst. Brian Clip, well done. You just won our birthday banger for a Friday. Awesome, thanks. Get amongst. Brian Clint with Maddie. You're on ZM. Me with the floor show.

ZM's Brian Clint. With Maddie McLean. ZM, Brian Clint with Maddie. That's Robbie Williams and Rock DJ, the winner of birthday banger from the year 2000. That's such a tune. That's a pre- Rock DJ, the winner of Birthday Banger from the year 2000. It's such a tune. That's a pre-9-11 banger. It still stands up.

Yeah, it goes well. It's Four Penny, and that's our winner for today. Hey, our All Blacks competition, our challenge to get an All Black on the show. The challenge laid down by me to Maddie and myself this week was get an All Black on the show today. One that's been to a World Cup before. Yep. And whichever one Ella, who

famously knows nothing about rugby, thinks is the better get, that's who wins the competition. Our All Blacks are on the phone with us in nine minutes. Before that though, and that is exciting, but I have to tell you that one of the most exciting things that's ever happened to me happened to me today.

Did it? So a few months ago, I went to the Bluebird factory for work. Yeah. Went and filmed a thing for breakfast there, got a bit of a factory tour. I love a factory. I love a chip. Where's the Bluebird factory? Out south somewhere, South Auckland.

Yeah. I can't quite remember where. But when I was there, they said to me, well, what's your favourite flavour? What's your favourite chip? And I said, thick cut, sour cream and chives. Oh, that's your favourite chip? Love them.

Took me a long time to accept the fact that salt and vinegar is the greatest chip. But it is, right? It is. It is. But I love the thick cut version of the chip. But it is, right? It is. It is, but I love the thick cut version of the chip. Yeah.

And I would love salt and vinegar thick cuts. Do they not do a thick cut in salt and vinegar? They don't. That is bizarre to me. They do so many other flavours. So I love the thick cut

sour cream and chives, but at the time I said to them, I don't understand why you don't do thick cut salt and vinegar. Yeah. I do not enjoy a flimsy chip. No.

I don't like a thin, I don't like those ones that we're pretending to be healthy. Because I would argue that when we make a kiwi onion dip, the chip that goes best with the kiwi onion, salt and vinegar. Yes, and thick. And thick. Because a kiwi onion, salt and vinegar. Yes, and thick. And thick. Because a kiwi dip is thick.

And so you need the robustness of the chip to be able to scoop up the dip. So I said to Bluebeard at the time, you're crazy. Why are you not doing this? Yeah. And they said, yeah, it's a fair point.

Yeah. But I kind of thought, well, of course they're going to say this. You tell that penguin. I thought, of course they're going to say this. I'm out here. They're just being nice to me. I get into work this morning to a box and it's a big box.

I open up the box and there's a note on top of the box. I open up the note and it just says, Dear Matty, you described, we listened. Have you influenced chip culture in this country? I present to you Bluebird's new thick cut salt and vinegar chips. That is one of the most impactful pieces of journalism you have done in your career to date. I am changing the world, people.

Yeah, you are. I'm changing the world. To be honest, I don't understand why they never had it. Like, why did it take you visiting the Bluebird factory to realise that Bluebird, one of the biggest chip companies in the country, had such a hole in their line-up? And that's what I said to them. I said, one of the biggest chip companies in the country, had such a hole in their line-up. And that's what I said to them. I said,

you've got thick cut. Yeah. You've got salt and vinegar. Yeah. How hard is it to, like, chuck them together? Taste test? Do we... I haven't done it yet. Can we? Should we? This is what it all comes down to, because they've farted these out as fast as possible to keep you happy. So that

you didn't do a negative story about them on TVNZ Breakfast. So have they done a good job of a thick cut salt and vinegar? That's a perfect chip. It's a good crunch. It's a good amount of salt and vinegar. It's a good amount of crunch. Ella is mouthing to me through the window, I want some. So I know it's a good chip. And it's thickouthing to me through the window I want some

so I know it's a good chip and it's thick and you know how I love it thick Clint oh boy do I know how much you love it thick well done man proud of you thank you

that's a good job well done on the shelves next week ZM's Brinkland with guest host Maddy McLean we're the home of aviation news here on The Brian Clint Show. Did you know that?

Has that broken into news circles yet, that The Brian Clint Show is the leading source of maritime and aviation news? I was aware. I've heard the fantastic sound effects that have gone along with it sometimes as well. I knew that. I was just asking for the kudos. That's why I'm bringing this article to you. What do all the rules on the plane mean?

You know how you have to put your seat up and all that stuff. I'm so aware and I'm so annoyed by it. The first one, why do you have to put your tray table up before landing? Do you know? No, I don't. You don't know. This is the obvious one to me. I assume everything is to do with blocking.

Yeah. And so if you have to evacuate, there's a clear path to get out. Yeah. That'll make sense, right? But why do you have to keep your window shade up during takeoff and landing? Why? It says, should the lights go out unexpectedly, your eyes will adjust to the environment far quicker

than if you were sitting in a window with shaded darkness. That can't be right. Because it's so... So why do I have to put my window up at night? That's so adamant you have to have it up. Yeah, it's for visibility, it says. Okay, why can you not stow things under the seat in front of you? Oh, why do you have to stow the things under the seat in front of you?

Is that again like a blocking of the... It says a lightweight handbag might not seem all that dangerous on its own, but when a plane is plummeting at high speeds or hitting severe turbulence, it can easily turn into a missile, which can seriously harm you or fellow passengers. And so the thing doesn't go flying around the cabin. They are very specific as well, because if you're in an emergency exit row,

you can't even stow anything under the seat in front of you. No. It has to go in the overhead bin. Yeah, so it doesn't fly around the cabin. Yeah, right. Why do you have to put your phone in flight mode? That feels like an old arbitrary rule. It is.

It says, admittedly, there's little evidence that phone signals can interfere with plane navigational instruments at all, but the airline industry insists on the precaution because it's better to be safe than sorry. To me, though, it just seems like such a dangerous thing, right? Because they are saying the plane could crash if you left your phone on.

Well, cool. Don't let me bring the phone on the plane then. So I'm relying on the 150 other people to not put it on? I know so many people that don't put it on to flight mode. The honesty box policy. I've forgotten to put it on flight mode. Totally. So many times.

It was like, oh, whoops. Oh, well, we crashed. And then I got a text in the air. And I'm like, you fly over somewhere where your phone picks up reception, you start getting all your messages. You go, oh, shit. And the last one, why do they dim the cabin lights for takeoff and landing? Why is that?

Same thing. So your eyes can adjust if the power goes out. Weird, eh? I don't mind the dimming of the lights. It's quite cute. I think it's nice. I think it sets like the scene. Totally. Kind of like at the beginning of a movie. Right? Yeah. Well, there you go. That's why the rules are there. It doesn't say anything about

the brace position, because I'm pretty sure if a plane crashes, me putting my head between my knees is not going to do jackal. No. The man survived because he was able to stick his own head in his lap. Flexibility saved that man's life. But not the other 300 passengers aboard the Boeing 747. He died. We found him dead. But his head other 300 passengers aboard the Boeing 747. He died. We found him dead, but his

head was weirdly between his knees. Kinky. ZM's Franklin. With guest host Maddie McLean. And that's the end of the show and the end of the Maddie and Friends week on ZM. The Maddie and Friends fortnight, arguably.

Sorry PJ, but someone put in twice as much effort. I was here the whole time. Where were you, PJ? Yeah, raising your baby or some shit, PJ. Hey, it's been really fun. It's been great having you here. It's always great having you here, so thank you for filling in. You're so welcome.

I'm so ready for a big weekend of sport. You are not! I found out this week that Maddy's never been to an All Blacks game. Never. I said to him, it came about because I said to him, oh, you've got an All Blacks jersey, don't you? And he goes, no, I don't have an All Blacks jersey. I've got a Hufflepuff Quidditch jersey.

It's the closest I have to coming to sports merch. I don't know why I was so surprised. I think it's because I have 11 All Blacks jerseys. That's too many. Can't you just part with one and give one to me? Do you want one though? No, when would I ever wear it?

I would give you a jersey if I knew you wanted it. I'd wear it if I was cosplaying as a mask. You'd wear it on that night. Ryan, Richie McAwesome is here. How's your tackle, Ryan? You can put your hands on the ball in this ruck. Do not desecrate this sacred weekend of sport. Up the waz, Up the blaz.

Have a great weekend. Brie will be back on Monday. We'll catch you guys then. See ya. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC.

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