ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th September 2025

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

Bree got roasted by a kid.  We're trying to find a nudist!  One step closer to tracking down Mr. Fantasy.  Calling Ross Boss a d*ckhead.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bray and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Bray and Clint, thanks to KFC's new Katsu Bowl, here for a good time, not a long time. What happens at 3pm. Stay at 3 p.m. Clins are all you can't. ZM's Breed and Clint's. Well, hello everybody and welcome to a brand new week of the Brean Clint show.

Oh, how exciting. Anything could happen. I can't believe that in less, is it two weeks, three weeks, daylight savings kicks back in. I said that soon. I'll tell you exactly how long. Hold on. It is one, two, yeah. Three weeks, give or take, three weeks.

You'll tell us exactly how long. It's two weeks and 13 days. That's four weeks. Two weeks and six days I told you to stop asking me to do math on this show I didn't ask you, you volunteered You said I'll tell you exactly how long You always lead me down the path

You said I'll tell you exactly how long until daylight savings And then you got all hot and flustered And then you said two weeks and 13 days Because you forgot how many days they were in a week That's not a good start Anyway I was just getting good at fractions as well Were you?

No, not really. Anyway, two weeks and six days until daylight saving. Cool, cool, cool. I'll set a reminder based off that information. Hey, fun show on the way. Secret sound at four o'clock. Secret sound at five o'clock. We're going to give away a three-month neon subscription before four o'clock this afternoon.

But I feel like Trady versus Lady might be starting to heat up. Oh, it is starting to heat up. There's only four points of the difference. The Trades had a good week last week, and it's been a while since the Trades had a good week. Yeah, they sure did. 70 to the Trades plays the Lady 74. It's anyone's at this point.

If you're keen to represent either side, you can call us now on 0800 Dial ZM and we'll play Trady versus Lady next. I'm going to put a math question. Yeah, how many sleeps till Christmas? So it won't just be me looking dumb, dumb. Me, right, best. question now. Fractions.

Oh no. Play Z-Eames, Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus ladies. Three, two, one, let's go. As we said, the Trady is on a bit of a role last week, brings them up to 70 wins for the year. The lady's still out in front on 74.

Our lady is in Farnade, she's 27, and she is fluent in sign language. Welcome to the show, Lavinia. Hi, Lavinia. Hello. Does it ever come in handy where you just want to swear at someone, so you just do it in sign language? We all know the common ones.

Yeah. Yeah. I use that one in traffic. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. Lavinia's taking on our trady from Cambridge.

He's 48. He's a painter who tries not to wash his brushes too much. Is that a euphemism? Welcome to the show, Dan. Good day, Dan. Thanks, mate. How you going? I think you're meant to wash him quite often.

No, just keep them wet. Go from job to job. Keep them wet. How do you keep them wet? Ziplock bag? Ah, just keep them in water. Really? What about terps?

Yeah, that is. Whatever you're using. Yeah, yeah. Are you a Jewelux or a Rizene man, Dan? Oh, whatever's the cheapest at the moment. Whatever's cheapest. Yeah, fair enough. You're smart man.

Your buzz is tradie. Lavinia, yours is lady. If you sign it, we will. won't be able to tell over the radio, so we'll need to use the verbal lady this afternoon. In the first of three correct answers, we'll win 50 bucks cash from KFC. Here we go. Best of luck. Question number one. How many days are there in six weeks? 30. Yes, Dan. Dan. 20, 42. Well done. See, took quite a long time, not as easy as it looks, my friends.

But well done to you, Dan. He must be going off the classic seven. day week, not the 14 day week that you are using. Yeah, people can't get confused. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like Roman numerals. Depends where you are in the world. Exactly, yeah. Each country uses different methods. It's like military time. Question number two, one to the tradies, the Black Ferns pumped

the Irish in the Rugby World Cup this morning. How many points did the Irish women score? Yes, Levinia. Zero. Zero. That's right, Lillinia. None. Well done, Levinia. We all won a piece in this game. Here we go. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song?

Check that. Levinia. Levinia is in. Oh, ladies. Yeah, we'll give you one incorrect buzzer. Everybody gets one. Allianfio. That is right, Levinia.

Two to the ladies. Here we go. One to the Trades. Question number four. What Renaissance artist painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel? Yes, Dan. Michelangelo That was a sitter for Dan

We didn't even know We were getting a painter on When we wrote that question Sometimes it just falls into people's laps What a game we have on our hands For a Monday We are all tied up In the 5th

Here we go What age was Jacinda Ardoin When she became the Prime Minister of New Zealand for the first time Frady Yes Dan 32 No

Levinea for the win Lavinia Let me just sign that real quick to you guys if you get the answer. We'll give you three, two, one. Thirty-four. Worth a shot.

She was 37. 37 was the answer. We move along to the sixth question. This is still for the win. In which sport would you use a shuttlecock? Freddie. Lady, lady, lady, lady. Dan for the win.

Freddie. So, Badminton. Badminton is correct. I'll tell you what, it couldn't get much tired of them that game, but the tradies come out on top. Well done, Dan. Awesome. Good work.

And good work. Living here. Yeah, good work, Levinia. That was a really good game. Yeah, very good game, very close. Trades go to 71 against the ladies' 74. That gap is closing fast. Dead Am's Bree and Clint Podcast.

An office manager in the UK who was sacked on the spot. back in 2022 after she called her manager and another director, Dickheads, in the office. Oh, yeah. She called them Dickheads. And they fired her on the spot. Yeah. Well, she's taking them to court for unfair dismissal.

Yeah. And the court and the judge have ruled in her favor. Really? They sure have. Oh, don't they look like dickheads? They sure do. Turns out she was right all along. So that's a legal precedent now.

Like lawyers do in court, they'll be able to reference this case that she was allowed to call her boss a dickhead. Well, they said it was not sufficient enough grounds to warrant her being fired. And she was awarded over $60,000 in compensation. Wow. So from what I gather, we call our boss Ross, call him a dickhead, we get 60 grand.

Well, yeah, worst case. Yeah. We get fired and then we get our job back and 60 grand. Exactly. So let's call Ross. That's the worst thing that could happen. Because apparently can't get fired for calling your boss a dicker. Well.

We're about to find out. We'll call that Dickett up. Get that DH on the phone. Get that D.H. Hello. Oh, good day, Dickett. I'm up to date with the news, mate. This doesn't get you a pay right.

Hey, Dick Ed. Have we live life? Of course we're live, Dicket. It's radio. God, use your brain, you dickhead. You guys are just so dumb. Yeah, well, you're a dicky. You guys are eggs.

That's a classic dickhead. Classic dickhead thing to say. You can't even call us a dickhead back, can you? Yeah. I can, but I'm also really like scared if I say it, that I'll drop an east pole at the same time. No, I don't know if you can say it. Yeah, I think where you can say it.

The court said employees can say it. that to their boss. It didn't say anything about punching down the boss saying it to us below you. The article

are not just a headline. Where you're subordinate, dickhead? You can't even say the word, you dickhead. Head. Careful.

Dick Head is how you pronounce it. You're at the top of the food chain. Dickhead. Yeah, well can I get some more food then? Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway. All right. Eat a dick, Dickhead. See ya. And that, completely legal. Completely above board. You cannot get five. ZD.M.'s Brie and Clint Podcast.

Guys, I think I got roasted by a whole family last night at the pub. Really? A whole family? A whole family, I think, took their turn at roasting me. Okay. I don't think it was on purpose. It wasn't on purpose. But you know where someone gives you a backhanded compliment? Oh. And you're like,

Oh, that's insulting me and saying nice things about me at the same time. Sometimes when I receive a backhanded compliment, I start to overthink it. And I'm like, did the person just say this to figure out if I was smart enough to understand that it was actually an insult? You know? Yeah, I get what you're saying. No, I think this was by accident. Okay. Pure accident.

Went to the pub last night for a roast meal for a Sunday night. Okay. I mean, how good. Went down to the pub. was with a couple of friends and my partner and went up to the bar to order my food. And it was at that point where I went to turn around to go sit back down, this woman comes up to me. And she goes, oh my God, are you Bree from Taskmaster?

Oh, how good. It's on at the moment. Yeah. And I was like, oh my God, well, this is great. People, you know, people are watching. She goes, and at that point I go, yes, that is me. Tazai. And she goes, oh, we've.

been debating it over at our table for the last 10 minutes, whether it was you or not. And I went, oh, well, no, it is me. She goes, you're my daughter's favorite. She hasn't, she hasn't cheer for anyone else other than you. She always cheers for you. And I was like, great. Dream results so far. Where's your daughter?

I want to meet it. How bloody good. She goes, oh, she goes, I said it was you as soon as you walked in. So at this point, like, how would you describe my skin at the moment? Um, um, seasonally pale. Yes, winter pale. Like mine. Winter pale, I had no makeup on and I was wearing a hat.

Okay. And she said, as soon as you walked in, I knew it was you. But my son turned around and looked and said, no way, that girl's way too pasty to be that girl off the television. And it was at that point I realized that I have a very good fake tan on this season of Taskman. You're right, it's a double-edged sword. Because on one hand, they're saying, you look great on TV. Yeah. But on the other hand, you look unrecognisably bad in person.

Oh, no, no, it got worse. Oh, got worse. Because I was like, okay, well, means that my tan obviously is doing the job on the show. And it was at that point where she said, after he said that, she goes, oh, yeah, you make a good point. And then I got a bit confused because you look way. slimmer in real life too. Oh, not this again. And so I was like I felt like I was yo-yoing

all over the place because I was like at one point you're bringing me down for my, like real life appearance and then you're bringing me back up and then down to back up and I was like, oh my God, I'm all over the shop. So where have we landed? Fat and tanned on TV. Yes.

Slim and pale in person. Yeah. I was like, I don't know which I'd rather. Yeah, where do you go with that? I don't know which is better. I'll just Anyway The daughter was lovely And she was like

You know You're my favourite I want you to win But the rest of the family Just roasted me hard Yeah well Like you said everyone was there for a Sunday roast Were they

Big time I didn't know it was me I didn't know it was me Yeah I thought it was quite funny though Getting roasted by a kid It is Which made me think about

All the times I've been Roasted by a kid in the past And they don't do it on purpose. This is the thing. Kids are honest. And, you know, as you get older, you learn, you know, when to probably not say everything that comes to mind. But not kids.

You know, but as a kid, you eventually learn at some point to do that. But kids, not really. There's no filter. Like I was playing with, I was telling you guys before the show, I was playing a game with my cousin once, who I think was about eight at the time. And he loved Batman. He was Batman.

And I was playing superheroes with him, and I was like, oh, you're Batman. I can be bat girl. And he goes, nah, Auntie Bree, you're fat girl. See? And it was at that point that I didn't let him win a single game or fight from there on out. God, this afternoon shows turning into trauma dumping, isn't it? For you. Let's take some calls from some other people who have been roasted by a kid.

Yeah. From the mouths of babes. Yes. There was no cruel. No, and I didn't take it to heart You know, because And that's how you have to go through life If a kid roast you, it's not on purpose

I remember we were in town once with my Sister when she was really little And this older lady came out of a store with You know those glasses that blind people used to wear Back in the day and they were like had lenses on all sides Yeah, they look like horse blinkers And my sister goes to the kid that was I don't even think the kid was with the woman

She just goes, Fah, you and Nan's got cool sunglasses Cool nan It was fine though Because of the nan was deaf Yeah That was all good Yeah Who said that

So we want to know Did you get roasted by a kid Shona's here Hi Shona Hi Shona Hi how are you Good thanks What the kids say Shona

Wow we were on a car journey Kikora to Christchurch And there was my brother and his wife And my mum Myself and my daughter And my daughter was about four And she's out, you know, look at the cows Look at the sheep as you're driving along

And she goes quiet And she goes, Mama, I said yes dear If I'm the baby cow And you're the mama cow Does that make Grandma the old cow? Oh, honestly My brother nearly drove off the road Yeah, yeah, yeah

She stopped laughing Roasted your mum Oh, roasted innocent, so innocent. Yeah, yeah. Oh my God, you got the wedding, right. It was so good. Thanks, Shona, very good.

That's brilliant. Another restaurant-based roast just like yours. Bree, someone texted it and said, Last night in the restaurant we were in, my toddler says, oh, look, a spider. And everyone asks, where's the spider? And she points to my face,

where I have a mole with a couple of black hairs growing out of it. Oh, no. Got it. What's that on your face? Like, that's what? something a kid would say, eh. Spider on your face. This person's anonymous.

Hi Anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, guys. You're a teacher. You're exposed to child roasts every day. I would say that I get roasted minimum ten times a day. Really? Do they mean it?

Or they're just saying what's on their mind? They're just saying what's on their mind. It's just a plain simple comment to them, and then I walk away brokenhearted every day. You poor thing. What's the worst or most common one, anonymous, that you deal with? Oh, recently I went to a really bad act. me attached and it was, oh, what's on your face and why do you look like that?

Oh, no. The other day, I spilled my Americano down the front of me and it was pretty obvious. I had a big stain down my nice white top and then it said, oh, you've got something on your shirt. And I'm like, yeah, no kidding. Thanks for, thanks for telling me. You don't have to point everything out that you

see. Exactly. Miss, miss, miss, you look bad. You look bad. You look tired. You look tired. Yeah, miss, you look tired. You look tired. You're like detention. Saturday. Let's see you there. I love this one. It says, my daughter was three, when she declared very loudly at New World that she didn't like the shirt that the man in front of us was wearing. Conscious that the man and the other customers could hear me, I told her that not everyone might like the thing that she's wearing, but as long as she likes it, then that's all that

matters. And I'm sure this man really likes his shirt, so that's all that matters. She then says really loudly. Oh well, he's old and going to die soon anyway. Oh. Holy smokes. That kid absolutely destroyed that man. My son just told me I don't look pretty. Thanks kid. Just trying to get through the day. Mom, you don't look pretty. My nana was at our house and my little brother says to my mum, mum, I love nana. My nana says, oh, I love you too, darling. My brother replies, not you, the nice nana. Oh. God, that would break that nana's heart.

Not even not you, the other nana. They went with the nice nana. That's absolutely gutting. But I mean, kids, like our teacher told us before, kids say what's on their mind, and maybe the other nana is nicer. And maybe you need to do a bit of self-reflection. I mean, you know.

My four-year-old roasts everybody. Yesterday at Starbucks, she loudly asked me why the ladies here are so white and why that lady is so fat. she also asked a boy what was wrong with his eyebrows they were very fluffy and thick and dark it's so embarrassing but also hilarious if you can handle it right if you can be like sorry about

sorry about them yeah it's a good teaching moment isn't it yeah we don't say those things out or is it a good way to get your insults out but through the kid yeah true hey can you say this you know they can't get angry at the kid this one's human shield This one's good.

It says, I'm a teacher, and one of my kids came in and goes, Miss, your chin is getting a bit chubby. I indeed have a double chin. Someone else said, my four-year-old asked me why my boobies were so long. I'm her dad. Long? Oh, no. Not big.

Long? Oh, no. Long. The last thing you want your boobs to be described as is long. That's the last thing You can handle big? Big, fine You can handle small

Small, fine Long Not long That is the last thing That we want ZDN's Branklin Are you a Mr Bean fan? Big time

Same Yeah I feel like millennials Especially It's right in the pocket for us Yeah Our family loved Mr Bean When you watch those old

Mr Bean episodes Now man they look old Yeah well I mean it's 35 years ago Oh yeah That'll be why. Yeah. 35 years since Mr Bean came out,

first appeared on television. And it's crazy to think, because I learned this a few years ago, but there was only 14 episodes. You were saying really today that there was one season of Mr. Bean. One season, 14 episodes, and two feature films that came later.

Later on. That came later. Yeah. Yeah. That kind of a different thing, though. movies though, aren't they? Yeah. It's kind of like Kath and Kim when they release the movies and you're like, well, this is

nowhere near as good. No, no, but you're just happy to get some more. Mr. Bean movies were definitely better than the Kath and Kim movies, but they weren't, you know, the show. The original, if you've seen it, you'll know how good it is. It won so many awards that show. Yeah, it was groundbreaking. Yeah, Rowan Atkinson, he was 45 when he filmed it.

And I believe he wrote. and produce the idea. Surely. I'm pretty sure. It's such a bizarre, yeah. Yeah, he's a genius. There's a theory, and I guess this theory's been going around for 12 years or so, apparently, is when it first appeared on Reddit.

But the theory that Mr. Bean was actually an alien that got sent down from the spaceship, and that's why in the opening scene, it's that light. and then he drops down into the... And he appears on the ground. Yeah. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Have you heard this theory before? No.

That Mr. Bean was actually an alien? When you said it before, I was like, oh yeah, that makes sense. Because of the opening credits. And he appears in that spotlight. And then he doesn't really talk, and he doesn't understand how to do anything. No. He just goes through life. And he moves like an alien.

Like he doesn't know how to interact with people. He doesn't know how to put his shoes on pretty much. Boom. Bain Bairn. Remember that time you went to the radio awards dressed as Mr. Bean? No bullshit. No bullshit producers.

You guys weren't here, but we went to the radio awards. And, you know, obviously that's our one night a year where radio people, we get all dressed up. And Clint turns up, and he looked great. But I looked him and went, do you realize you're wearing the Mr. Bean suit? Was it, is it brown jacket, red tie? It's like a tweedy brown coat.

And like a maroon. Maroon tie And I think I had brown trousers on Once she said it were you like Yeah you're right It was so spot on Because I walking there I was like somebody looks like

Don Draper for Mad Men And then I got there and Brie goes Who invited Mr Bean? I think you just turned up And I just went Bean Hello Bean Bean

There's a few things that have happened since because there's a cartoon that came out of Mr. Bean. And in one of the episodes in the cartoon, he gets back onto a spaceship. And all the people on the spaceship, there's no alien that's all just other Mr. Beans. Yeah, but unless Rowan Atkinson has been producing the cartoon, then... He's a genius. Yeah. Someone just texted and they said, guys, could Mr. Bean be an angel from heaven? Yeah.

Yeah? I mean, could be. If that's heaven I think I'll just stay here Ned Am's Breed and Clint podcast This is the tea Harry Stiles

is in the news today reportedly dating daughter of Lenny Kravitz Zoe Krabbits She's so cool She is so cool He's so cool They would be a very cool

She was in the news a couple of weeks ago because she's got a movie out at the moment with Austin Butler called Court Stealing? Yeah. I think it's called. And there was rumours that her and Austin Butler were dating. Yes, all the gossips were saying she was dating the Elvis impersonator. But no, this one apparently a little bit more confirmed.

Her and Harry spotted in Rome, Italy together. And now over the weekend spotted holding hands in Brooklyn, New York. For people that don't remember, she was engaged to Channing Tatum last year. Was that last year? Well, they were engaged and then broke up, I think last year, end of last year. Imagine of your list of boyfriends, ex-boyfriends and ex-fiancees were Chenning Tatum, Harry Stiles and Austin Butler. Yeah, it's a pretty good line-up. Yeah, yeah.

Pretty good line up. Remember three years ago when we were all talking about Harry Stiles stealing Ted Lassow's wife? No. Remember that? Harry Stiles was with Olivia Wilde. That's right. And there was big drama about it. And the age gap? Yeah.

What happened to them? I thought Harry Stiles and Olivia Wilde were forever. Isn't it crazy to think that not all Hollywood relationships end in true love. Harry and Zoe will though. Yeah, this will go the distance. Zoe Kravitz 36, Harry Stiles 31. Yeah. That checks out. Cute couple.

Yeah, they'll make it. Yeah. That's the T The ZM Podcast Network Brey and I are both on the record that we're not natural nudes. No. We don't feel natural in the naked form.

We don't come from nude families. Nope. We don't spend a lot of time in the nudes. No. Together or alone. I think that's why I find these stories so interesting. A Kiwi nudist has revealed the top five questions that they get asked whenever they tell people

that they're a nudist. Can I guess what one of them is? Does it get cold? Yeah, that is one of them. And the answer to that question? Yep. Yes. It would.

And they said, what do you do if it gets cold? And they said, oh, we put some clothes on. That makes sense. Which, to me, cheating. You're not a clothist, are you? No. Yeah. We don't get to go nude at the normal beach,

so you don't get to wear clothes at the naked beach. Is one of the other questions, do you get chafing? No. should be though should be so we've got cold another question where do you look

that's one of the most often asked questions yeah where are you meant to look they said in the eyes that's where you look which eyes the eyes up top okay yeah yeah they said there's strict rules

in the nudist community not to make others uncomfortable but if you should make eye contact with other parts of the body they said a quick glance is fine oh my God I'd be so awkward

I'd be like I'm the same. I'd either look at the sky. Yeah. Or I'd wear real dark wraparound sunglasses. And you could look anywhere you want. Which would probably be worse. That's creepy.

Yeah. That's creepy. We're eyed nudists too, please. Question number three, what happens if you get excited while nude? There's only applies to half the nudist. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, a certain group, the male group.

They said, certain body. functions are normal in an unavoidable part of life. They said, while nudists all say that being a nudist is not a sexual lifestyle, it's not completely taboo to get one of those things at the nudie camp. And if you do, they just have etiquette. What's the etiquette? You cover yourself with a towel and you walk away for a minute or two

until things are under control and then you come back. Which, again, you're the only one. wearing a towel. Everyone knows why you're wearing a towel. Exactly. I'd just, oh my God, I'd be out at that point. I'd be like, yeah, 100%. I'd feel even more awkward.

Fourth, out of the top five questions that are nudists get asked when they reveal they're a nudist, isn't it unhygienic? They said one of the biggest rules in natureism, that's what they call it, natureism, not nudisting. I do think about, like, If you're a nudist at home, like sitting on the couch and stuff? Yeah, so they said one of the biggest rules in being a nudist is you never put your bare bits on a communal surface, like seats or couches or bar stills or... You don't want to leave your mark.

No. You know? Do they have gyms at a nudist colony? Oh, can you imagine how big the wipe-down... Procedures? Yeah. Like, I wipe down the gym equipment after I use it when I'm clothed. Imagine, like, how big the job is when you're nude.

Yeah, you'd need two towels. You'd need one to wipe down the surfaces and then one to pat down your forehead and don't get them confused. They said, every nudist has to carry a towel. You want to sit? Put a towel down. Yeah, right. Yeah. So wouldn't it just be...

Where do you carry the towel? Wouldn't it just be easier? You don't have a belt hook it onto or anything. To wear pants then? Yeah. If you have to carry the towel anyway? Yeah, exactly right. Oh, sorry, there was one more question.

They said this is one of the top five questions they get asked What about oil splashback when you're cooking Oh, that's a great question Everyone's not in great question Especially if you cook in bacon or something Their answer was most sensible nudists Will chuck on an apron before getting in the kitchen Yeah, smart

Yeah That is smart Because then you can still be nude at the back Yeah You know, then you can still practice your nudism At the back though Oh you turn away from the bacon for a second Yeah and boom

gets you on the be honed. A hot oil up the butt crack. Yeah, yeah. Those are the top five questions. There's so many more questions. We've asked this question before, because we're interested, do we have any nudists that listen to the Brean Clint show? We've never really had people call up for this.

We've never had a confirmed nudist listener of the Brean Clint show. Do you reckon there is a lot of nudists out there? No, I don't. No. Yeah, but you would say that because you don't come from a family of nudist and you aren't a nudist. I think New Zealand's most high-profile nudist is Paul Henry. Is he a nudist?

Yeah. Is he? Yeah. I didn't know that. Where he lives in Palm Springs is a nudist colony. He lives... Wait, he lives in a nudist colony. He lives in a nudist colony.

Oh, he's like a legit nudist. Yeah. Which means he would have been to some nudist beaches and parties here in New Zealand, which means there's potentially people listening who have seen Paul Henry in the nude. Yeah. So... Probably. Hmm.

Do he have any nudists listening? And can we quiz you about the lifestyle? Should Bree and I come on over for the summer? I would rather... Are we missing out? I'd rather do anything else. I'm not going to lie. And I know people say it's liberating and you feel this.

I don't think I'd feel any of that. You just feel... I would just feel incredibly awkward. Like just not because I'm naked, but everyone else is naked. Like, I'm just not a good... You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to be naked and around naked people.

Well, convince us otherwise. It's ZAM's Brie and Clint podcast. Fourth year running, no nudists. I told you. I told you. Do you reckon they're shy? No, I think nudists are the opposite of shy, aren't they? I don't, we don't know, because we've never been able to talk to one.

One called through, but didn't want to go on air, but they did speak to our producer, Ella. Ella, what information have you gleaned for us? That they were in a nudie family. Yeah. They didn't become an overall nudist in the end because it got quite awkward when they went to their nudie clubs and holidays. Wait, there's nudie holiday holidays.

There's nudie clubs, there's nudie holidays. And when you're a teenager, they didn't want to swim in the nudge, which you had to. I reckon that's when a lot of nudy family participants drop out being the awkward teenagers. Yeah, you don't want to be doing that. You asked how many, Bree, there are in New Zealand.

I've asked Chat GPT. They said there's 17 natures. clubs in New Zealand in total there's around 1,600 members so you could easily So not many No you could easily have met

Every single nudist in the country Once you went around a few of them The Do you reckon it's a dying art I don't know It's a really good question Like do you reckon it's becoming less and less popular I don't know

Yes producer Ella Here's a thought I think I could go nudie at a beach If it was sorry but women only I feel like I feel a bit more comfortable I hate to break it to you I've been to a couple of nudy beaches

normally by accident actually all by accident and I've never seen a woman there I'll put it that way I'm just looking through the list because they're all listed here on ChetGPT all the clubs in New Zealand and their locations

there's a guys's gay stay in Rotorua which is men only Right. But I can't see any women-only clubs, unfortunately. There's the South Canterbury Sun Club. But I think that's... Is that where you sun your perennium? If you want to, yeah, yeah.

They say that's the best way to start your day. Yeah, there's the Auckland Outdoor Naturist Club. It'd be weird to have an indoor naturist club, wouldn't it? Oh, I guess weather-dependent. Like, not really. Yeah. Yeah, you could have a nude table tennis club, couldn't you? Out of it outdoors?

Yeah, you could. Yeah. I mean, there'd be certain activities that I would stay away from. Like? Um, jump rope. Yeah. Pottery? Nah, pottery would be quite good.

You reckon? Yeah. Just have to keep it away from the kiln. Yeah. Oh, yeah, true. I don't want to go near the kiln. Yeah. And that spinning bit.

I wouldn't mind throwing down. That spinning bit, though. Yeah, for you guys, maybe. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, I'm worried about us. Yeah. Yeah, I'm worried about us in the jump rope mainly.

Oh. Take an eye out Any gymnastics-based stuff Anything hot With fire Like you wouldn't want to go fire twirling in the nude But then I feel like barbecuing Would be a big part of being a naturist

But again these questions We'll never get answers to Because we can't get one to come on air with us Someone said I've been to naked swimming events Beaches and pools Pools Like public pools Is there naked pool events

You sound interested I, as I said before, I couldn't think of anything I want to do less. What if we host a private one? Absolutely. Okay, okay. Yeah. It's so private that my privates are the only ones there. And Ella's.

She wants to go to a woman's only one, so. Can we be an opposite end to the pool? No, I could go with you, Bree. I feel like we'd rather not. No, seriously, think about it. I don't care if you've got Tartas. Okay, so do I. How about we go in a spa and the bubbles have to?

to stay on. Okay. Would you do that with me? Yeah, probably. And there has to be at least three bottles of bubbles consumed first. Perfect. Yeah. Who has a spa?

My hair is high. Not me. Well, there you go. New Zealand's most secretive community refuses to come on the radio. Again. We'll try again next year. You've missed out on two very keen recruits, I hope you know. A ZM's Breedclin podcast.

A couple more nudist texts coming through. We're getting a lot of information. about the Rolliston nudist community. We're not trying to expose any nudist camps, by the way. We're just curious. Someone said we live next to the Rolliston camp. They have an annual volleyball competition with the local fire station guys. See, I would not be playing volleyball.

Do the fire station guys have to be nude? I'd say so. Do you reckon? Yeah, like if you're going to the colony. Oh, I see. Like if you're going in there. It'd be weird to be a group full of fully clothed firemen Yeah.

Playing against a group of nude volleyballers. Yeah. And this is quite a good text. Someone said, do not ring me. My family are around. But I'm a female and I went to a nude beach once before my wedding so I could even out my tan. That's smart. That's a good idea.

Yeah. Yeah. I wonder how even she got it. Could you not just go on one of those sunbeds though? Like, do you have to go all the way to a nude beach? Those sunbeds are horrible. Do not go to a sunbed. Really?

No, bad for you. Are they gross? Bad, no. I just give you melanoma. Oh, how's that any different to the sun? Well, the sun, at least it's coming from nature. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Okay, we're going to play how many next. It's your chance to score free KFC chicken dollars. And to play today, all you need to do is sleep with a pillow. That's right. That's it. Isn't it? Which you might sound like a stupid thing to say, but our producer Ella doesn't sleep with a pillow. I mean, I have it.

That still buzzes me out every time I hear that. You're just head to mattress, aren't you? Yeah. You would thrive in Japan. They don't sleep with pillows. Sleep on the ground. They sleep on rice pillows sometimes. Oh, nah.

Yeah. Nah. I have the pillow for a second, and then I have my routine of how to fall asleep, and that doesn't include a pillow. And then I wake up in the morning, and then I get my pillow. Buzzy, G. Thank you. If you...

Hey, if there's time... Don't you get! Hey, if there's time after the show... God forbid I speak on this show. tell us that story again? Are you kidding me? That was amazing. Can you do an extended explanation of that for the podcast? I'd like at least

five extra minutes of that story. Screw you guys. Hey, can you chop that story up as today's social media video? Can we have the sequel to that on tomorrow's show? Because, God, I'm on the edge of my seat. Are you done? I actually retire. If people want to call

and ask questions about that story, are you open to it? How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. How many is the game you win if you have the most something. You get to choose the member of the Brie and Clint show that you go head to head with. And if your number is bigger, today, you will win 50 KFC chicken dollars. Hi, Jesse. Hi, Jesse. Hi. Jesse. Today, you will win if you have the most pillows on your bed. That's the category we've chosen. So, first of all, what size is your bed? Are you in a single, king single, double? A king single.

A king single. And are you sharing that king single with anyone or just you? Just me. Just you. Okay, good. Well, Jessie, how many pillows do you have on your king single? How many? Two.

Two. Two pillows. That makes sense. It's going to be hard to win with two pillows because you have to have the most. But that's okay, we gave out some information which could be very key just before if you were listening, Jessie.

Who do you think you've got more pillows on your bed then? Me, Clint, Bree, producer Claudia or producer Ella? Clint. You think you got more pillows on your bed than me? Yep. Okay. I'm going to give you a heads up, Jesse. Clint has a California king bed

Oh, oh, hell And a wife And a wife And a wife Anybody, did you hear The very, very interesting chat That producer Ella dropped Producer Claudia, yeah

Claudia Claudia Go on No pillows apparently Okay, you want to go with Claudia Yeah, yeah Lockett in single one on the show. So I feel like

that is smart, Jessie. And she actually is a single bed, not even a king single. How dare you? It is a twin. She's in a trundler. Okay, Jesse, we're going to lock it in. Lucky you didn't choose me eventually, because I can tell you, Jesse, I've got ten pillows on my bed. Ten?

Ten. Why do you have ten? There's no reason. Two each, and then two European pillows for sitting up and reading. That's ridiculous. And then two decorative cushions each. And then a pillow for the cat. You're not reading, though. And a knee pillow. What's that?

A knee pillow? Ten pillows is just diabolical. Do you have a pregnant pillow as well that you sleep with? Pretty much. Do you have one of those donut pillows? Oh, it sounds like you have every pillow under the sun. Bree, how many pillows? I've got four, which is the right amount to have on a double bed.

I think you're too short, but yeah, okay. Ella? Well, yes, I don't sleep with a pillow, but I do have one, two, three pillows. on the bed. Three pillows for two people. Who's got the two and who's got the one? Well, I have one that I can use. Ryan has one and then I had my big...

What's the triangle one? Pillow? Tri-pillow. Yeah, yeah. All right, careful, don't get her started on her pillow chat again. Yeah, apparently that's real entertaining. We're going to have enough...

We're going to get the full debrief after the show. The director's cut. I will happily spill. The director's cut. It's all on, Claudia. Jesse has two pillows. on his king's single. If he has more pillows than Claudia, he wins.

Claudia, how many pillows in your sad single beds? Despite this, slander, it is a double bed, and I have four. Oh! A great amount. Jesse, you couldn't have won no matter who you picked, so we're going to give you 50 KFC chicken dollars as a consolation prize. Yeah, good, okay, cool. Okay, you hold there, we'll get you the KFC.

Oh, you're wonderful. Thank you. No worries, guys. Hell you. Shut up, Charlotte. Wait, are you guys siblings? Yeah, we are. Hey, well, you guys be eating good tonight.

You're going to have the KFC. Well done, guys. Thank you. You're welcome. Shut up, Charlotte. Charlotte, I've got this under control. Geez, thank God. They're giving it to me, Charlotte anyway.

ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. We are trying to get Mr. Fantasy on the Bruy and Clint show. AKA KJ. Aapa. A.k.J. Upper. A.k.a. K.J.A. A.k.a. A.k.a.a. P.A. P.A. P.A.

If you've missed it, he's doing this weird. Not weird. Shouldn't say that we're trying to get the interview. He's doing this interesting alter ego called Mr. Fantasy. Mr. Fantasy here. Right. The comments are. Absolutely great. I love everything you guys are saying. And I came on there just to point out a few things because there seems to be a common misconception going on.

It's just a movie. What movies is this for? It's not for a bloody movie, is it? What movie would it actually be for? I'm not a bloody actor, am I? Although I could be, but I'm a musician. Not confirmed that it's KJ. Upper, but it's definitely KJ. Upper. It's 100%. It's got all the same tattoos.

We've gone down two different routes to try and get the New Zealand first interview with Mr. Fantasy, one of those being an impersonation of his daughter. Is that what we're going with, Ella? You're impersonating his daughter? My name's Little Fantasy, yeah, and I've won't my long-lost father. I found him on Ancestry.com, but apparently he's on the TikTok, so I'm trying to get attention through the TikToks.

And you might think that is weird, that impersonation and unhelpful, but actually, excuse you. Actually, he's actually shared that to his Instagram story, Ella's video. all you haters. Whoa, I didn't even say anything. Little fantasy is just quite an angry character, you know what I'm saying? These fantasy people are quite full on, aren't they? And the other more unconventional route we're taking to try and get this interview is just to email his management.

Yeah, just the, you know, the generic normal kind of route. Yeah, Claudia is in charge of that one. How's that one going? Good. I actually did get a reply from his manager, John. Oh my gosh, Daddy Fantasy. Where? John, a.k.a. Could be KJ. Arpa.

Are you kidding me? No, definitely not. Mr. Fantasy is Mr. Fantasy. So Mr. Fantasy is Mr. Fantasy. And John is John is. And John is John say. He said, firstly, Mr. Fantasy thanks you for listening to his music and for calling it a, in quotes, banger. Which I did. I did call it a banger. It is a banger. And they would love if we could find a morning slot. So we need to wake up a little early to get the fantasy. Oh, anything for my daddy.

Fantasy, I'll actually do anything. On behalf of Mr. Fantasy, have a splendid day. Okay. Is he put down any rules of whether like Elle is allowed to be a part of the interview or not? No, not yet, but I'm not going to lead with that. I'm just going to let that happen. If you get an interview with Daddy Fantasy and I'm not in there, that will be the last straw and I will leave.

Oh, the accent's going in a loud little bit now. What are you talking about? And then she goes back into my Rita Orrata. impression. I'm doing a red, good job. What you want, what you want about? Well, we're still trying our best, as you can hear. Okay, we're doing our best.

Hey, the producers are doing obviously everything that they can. We're trying to get the scoop. The New Zealand first interview with Mr. Fantasy. Mr. Fantasy, we want him on the show. Watch this space. There is Franklin. When you think of billionaires in the world, who do you think about? I think of Bezos.

Yep. I think of Elon Musk Zucker Zuck He's a billionaire Isn't he Kim Kardashian

And Kylie Jenner The Zuru The Zuru twins From New Zealand Are they Are they? Yeah Yeah

I think Them and Who's the other Kiwi billionaire Oh I forget his name The guy does the plastic I forget his name

How many billionaires Do you reckon there is in the world Do know It feels like more and more, but there still wouldn't be that many. Claude, can you Google how many billionaires exist in 2025? I saw this interesting video where this girl was talking about the difference between millionaires and billionaires. And, yes, produce Claude, how many? The latest stat was from 2023, but there were 3,323 billionaires worldwide.

So it's not that many. Like when you think how many people in the world, eight billion? Mm-hmm. No, yeah, $8 billion. And there's only 3,000 billionaires. Still a lot. Not when there's 8 billion people. Yeah, but billion dollars is a lot of money.

Yeah, it is a lot of money. And I saw this thing which describes it in a way, which really kind of makes you realize how much money a billion dollars is compared to a million dollars. Yes. And so the concept is simple. One million seconds equals 11.5 days, right? So if you made a dollar a second, it would take you 11 and a half days to make $1 million.

So not even two weeks, you'd have a million dollars. So not that long if you made a dollar a second. One billion seconds is 31 years and eight months. So if you made a dollar a second, it would take you 31 years in eight months to make a billion dollars. Insane, right? It's so drastically different. Like, a billion dollars is so far away from a million dollars.

Well, a billion is a million million. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, so, like, when you think of a hundred million, right? Yeah. That is a ton of money. Yeah. I think that's the thing like Kardashianifying the billionaire thing,

and you go, well, Kim's a billionaire, Kylie's a billionaire. And you go, oh, yeah, people must be, becoming a billionaire must be a thing to do now. But it's not. No, no, no. It's an insane amount of money. Yeah. Like, you could never, ever spend that amount of money in a lifetime. The latest lottery in the US, which went over the weekend, it was a record amount of money.

And when it jackpots, it just $3 billion. It was $1.8 billion, US. But 3 billion New Zealand, is. And two people won it. So two billionaires overnight. Imagine going from nothing to being a billionaire overnight. Yeah, yeah. You don't think so.

Yeah, oh no, it would change your life. It'll ruin their life. Do you reckon it would? Yes. Yes, it would. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mate, I'm chasing dopamine any way that I can. You give me a billion dollars.

I'd be dead in a week. God, quickly earning a reputation for the least informed show in the country. Earlier, Bree, thought there were 13 days in a week, and I just said there were a million, million and a billion. God, I've been fact-checked. So hard. Producer Ella, producer Ella, can you please grab the part where Clint rips into me for accidentally getting the days of the week wrong and then cut to him getting the million thing wrong? Absolutely. And then just highlight the audio where Brie corrects me. Oh no, neither of us knew. Well, to be honest. To be honest. To be honest.

it, I was like, oh, well, he said it must be right. Z-Dames, Brian Clinton. Yesterday, I went to the shops and I was like, I'm going to treat myself to a new set of towels. Oh, nice. Oh, yeah. Where'd you go for your towels? There's a few places I go.

Adairs. Oh, yeah, D-Ans is nice. One of the places I go. Bed bath and beyond? Bed bath and beyond, yeah. Bed bath and table. Yep. Briscoes?

Yep. The warehouse. They've all got great towels. Yeah. But anyway, I was like, I haven't bought towels for a number of years and I was like I just, I'm feeling some new towels. You know how you know you've got your shirt together as an adult

is when you buy sets of towels. Oh yeah. And if you get a new set of towels, you get rid of a set of towels. And you go, well, these are the new towels now. These are the towels for the house. We don't have that, but that's what I aspire to. Yeah. Look, I think you, you, and there's different levels as well.

Like if you've got two towels, a hand towel and the bath mat. And they match? And they all match. That's the, is that the full set? That's the full set, yeah. Oh, guest towels? Yeah. Would you get matching guest towels?

Yeah. You would if you have, you would if your house only has one bathroom, you'd want the guest towels to match the, yeah. This is in a dream situation, obviously. Oh, is there like the thing you wash your face with? What are you guys, call it, a flannel? A flannel, yeah. Is that included?

Is that the full set? It can be, that'd be the full set. Because I feel like a lot of towel sets do come with a flannel. It's nice to put. a flannel out for the guests. Yeah. Especially if they're makeup wearing guests. Flannels are fancy.

Yeah, yeah. Well, yesterday I bought two towels, a hand towel and a bath mat. So pretty much a full set. What do they call a flannel in Australia? A washer. A dozerer. A dozer. We call it a washer.

A jumbuck. Yeah, a face washer. Oh, face washer. Yeah. That makes sense. I'm not going to lie. Flannels weird me out. Do they?

Yeah. Yeah. I like a flannel. I like that it feels like it takes a layer of skin off my face. My partner likes a flannel as well And I'm always like, oh, it's just wet And I like it sort of rough my face up a bit I just feel about, like think about all the dead skin cells

That are in a flannel. Anyway, went and bought a new set of towels And I was like, oh yeah, I'm winning And I wash them straight away Because that's what you do. You say that like it's a known thing. It's not. People don't wash them?

No, people do, but not everyone knows You need to wash them first. You need to wash them first. Yeah. Or else then you're not going to get the full absorbency of the towel. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. That a towel isn't absorbent until you wash it? Yeah. Has it got like a plastic coating on it or something?

Maybe. I don't know. But you've got to activate your towels. Pretty much. So wash my towels and then I was like, I know. Good, you've really piqued my interest with towel chat, by the way. Yeah. I mean, I love it. You've found my niche. I love a good towel set. Yeah. Love some good towel chat. So wash my towels and then I was like, I'm going to treat myself last night. I'm going to use one of my new towels.

Go on. You know, go off queen. So I had my shower, got out. started drying myself with my new towel. I was like, oh, this is... Can I ask, can I ask? Sorry, I'm deep in this. Was the towel sun dried or drier dried? It was sun dried. Oh, it's nice and crispy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sun dried, because it was quite sunny here yesterday. And anyways, I had my shower, I was like, yeah, using my new towel. That had been sitting on the tower rail, so it was hot. And I was like, oh, this is lovely. Anyway, I was getting into all my bits and crevices, you know, drying myself. Yeah. When all of a sudden, disaster struck, disaster struck bad,

where I felt a pain in a certain area that I didn't want to feel pain. Okay. In my nether regions, as I did a quick swipe with the new town. You've left the tag on. I've realized my mistake. And I've left the plastic piece of the tag. on the towel it is one of the worst feeling I have had in my whole life where I thought I thought I didn't know what I thought I'd gotten stung by a wasp down there I was like what

the hell has happened there go to town on your bits with your fresh towel I know the plastic thing where you're talking about the part that attaches the swing tag Right? Yes. The bit that attaches the price tag or whatever. So I've pulled the price tag off. Yeah, yeah. And then I thought I got...

And the plastic doodakie. And it wasn't... It wasn't the part that... So you know how there's two pieces of that plastic one? There's the full and then there's the two spiky bit. Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure I received the spiky bit. The two spiky bits.

And it has scratched me on one of my bits. One of my sides Now has a visible scratch How do you know? Did you inspect? I had to I was like, what's happened down there? I didn't know what the hell was going on

Like I said I thought I'd been hit by a sniper Those new towels are tainted now You won't be able to use those tails Without thinking about the time I literally am scarred Literally and mentally from this bloody new towel set. Did you go around and check the rest of the towels after that?

I checked every single one, like thoroughly. Yeah, yeah. Because I was, it was a bad experience. Like, it hurt like hell. It hurt real bad. Anyway, that's a PSA. Make sure your plastic tags are out of your new towel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, thanks for that. Hey, you're welcome. It's the warning we didn't know we want. We need a. I don't think the story was going there, did you? We want to know this afternoon. I know $800 at him. The question is, what scratched you?

And where? Yeah. Was it an awkward scratch in a bad place? Do you hear about people getting scratched on the eyeball? You heard of people getting an eyeball scratch before? I've been scratched on the eyeball. By? By, this is actually, when I was a kid.

Yeah. And I, do you know the, like the disguise glasses that had the big nose? Oh, yeah. You know those glasses? Yeah. And someone had ripped the mustache on the bottom of them. Yes. And someone had ripped the nose off of it and I went to put these glasses on.

And because they'd ripped the nose off, there was a little, like, part and it scratched me in the eye. It came good in a couple of days, but I couldn't believe it. Okay, what are you got for us? It can be in an inappropriate or an inappropriate place. It doesn't matter. The question for you this evening on the Brian Clint show is, What scratched you? What scratched you?

Their name's Brian Clint podcast. Boy, we're getting. We've got too much, I think. Replies. We're going to start with someone who wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi.

What scratched you, Anonymous? Well, I have ridiculously high door handles in the house. And I was getting out of the shower once and forgot my towel, walking to my bedroom. And I got a fright by a jacket in the really dark hallway. Oh, yeah. That happens, yeah. And I scratched my nipple on it. Oh, how bad.

It bled. Wait, I'm just putting the physics together. You scratched your nipple on a door handle. Yeah, you know that when you turn that the inside part of the door area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How tall are you? I'm not that tall, but the door handles are tall enough, and I left that the hard way. Your door handles are at nipple height in your house.

Yeah. Anonymous. When you say it scratched your nipple, was it nipple, ariola or both? Oh, the nipple. Oh, that's the bad, yeah. Like, you can take ariola. You can bounce back from ariola, but not from nipple. No, and that was something I will never do again.

Okay, yeah, no. Thoughts and prayers. Thank you for sharing. Hayley's here. Oh, no, $800 at him. Hi, Haley. Hi, Haley. Hi, hey, guys.

How are going? Good things. What scratched you, Haley? Well, so one night I was out at, um, join some burnouts. That's a couple of the boys. Suck. I was really busting. As you do, Haley.

So rolling drunk And I thought well we're the good place to sit down And do a squat So I couldn't really see anything So I just dropped the pants, squatted And I yeah, cut my bum up with the cutty grass real good Oh, not the cutty grass Oh

It's like paper cuts It looks like I'd been whipped a thousand times Yeah Did the boys who were doing the burnouts Did they have any sympathy for you? No, but it was really funny Because back then This is going back a few years back

It was really cool to wear white. We used to call them skank pants in the day. Yeah, yeah. And I got back into the car and around the boards were like, have you got your period? No, why? And that day, there was that much blood from it. And they were like, oh my gosh, that's gross.

But it was super painful. Haley, you'd bled through your skank pants because of the cutty grass. Haley, this. Yeah, so those skank pants have gone, and I've never... Can I just say, can I just say, your story has it all, Ailey. Popping a squat at the burnout. and cutting your bum on the cutty grass which forced you to bleed through your skank pants

might be the most kiwi yarn we've ever had on this show, Haley. Oh, fantastic. I need to know where this took place, Haley. Me too. But I can guess, but where did it take place? Are you willing to share? It was summer in Christchurch.

Oh, I was even at that. Yeah. I was thinking to Goroa, but yeah, you live and learn. Thanks, Haley, we appreciate it. I love this text that came through. We're asking you guys, what scratched you? Someone said, when we were younger, my brother was running around in a towel,

jumped over the cat, and the cat jumped up and got him on his willie. The cat would have thought it was some kind of dangling mouse. I didn't necessarily get scratched, but when I was house sitting, I went to bed, and I was trying to get comfy. I turned over, and the spring in the bed stabbed me in the butt. I went to jump up, and it went into a different part of my butt,

and it looked like I had a booty piercing. Oh, that sounds painful. Someone else said, I sat on a... a plastic storage box as a kid and fell through it. I was punctured by shards of the box in the cooch on the way down. I've never sat on anything other than a chair again. Oh, that's like final destination for your downstairs parts. Yeah, that's not a good time.

I was on a run with one of my female running buddies. Of course, she needed to pee during the run with no public facilities nearby. She headed to the bushes when I heard a scream. she'd squatted on a skinny poking up stick which jabbed her in the vagina I had to take her to the hospital resulting in surgery of her vagina their words

What? Surgery! I think that text is coming from a man Only a man would describe it as surgery of the vagina Surgery of the bean That sounds horrible That sounds real bad I had a broken arm So I asked my mum to help me

while I was trying on a new bra. I was trying to be discreet and I had to put my top back on afterwards and with the undone bra and I whipped it out through my sleeve only for the tag to take off part of my nipple. Oh, no. So you've got a broken arm and a torn nipple.

Oh, God. Bad week. Do you imagine when you realize what you've done? Yeah. Yeah. I'm a female As a kid I got an electric shock I fell back and landed on the buckle

of my school shoe and cut myself down there front end wear your pee Had to go to hospital So much pain So much humiliation I bet it was What about this one

It's just real simple My ex-boyfriend had a pet rat That pet rat Bid him on his old fella You'd rather the cat than a rat Like I'd be worried I'd get the plague Wait

From a rat getting me down there Yeah I'd rather neither No no I would rather neither as well No no we don't want to Hey you've stated You'd rather the cat No

I'd rather neither If I had to If someone held a gun to my head Mate You know we don't want to know what you're into I mean that's You're into Cats

Wham Bram Brian Clinton The ZM Podcast Network Lady Gaga On ZM, Brian Clint She won our best artists at the VMAs today What, of the last year?

I believe so, yeah Really? Yeah. Over Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah. Oh, good for Lady Gaga. Obviously you would... I don't mean that to sound so shady, but...

Obviously, you agree. Well, Sabrina Carpenter did all that Sabrina Carpenter stuff. And... I feel like Sabrina's... Sabrina Carpenter's year was the year before. Yeah? No?

What do we get from Lady Gaga in the last year? We got Ebracadabra. Yeah. Am I missing something? We got her whole album. Yeah, yeah. Yeah? We got the collaboration with Bruno Mars.

Die with a smile. Nah, I feel like that was more than a year ago. No, I think that was this year. Like in the past 12 months. Oh, well, congratulations to Lady Gaga and her entire family. All I want for my birthday is the birthday thing. The German Audit. Correct.

The German Otters. This is birthday banger where you... Pause up, little monsters. You call us, tell us what your birthday is. We tell you your birthday banger. Maddie's here. Hi, Maddie. Hi.

What have you been doing today, Maddie? It's my granddad's birthday, so just spending the day with him. Oh, lovely. That's a bit cute, bit wholesome. How old's granddad today, Maddie? 80. Oh, the big 80. What did he get for his birthday?

Today? Today, cuddles from my children. Oh, nice. That's lovely. Okay, Maddie. You'll do something later on. Yeah, yeah, nice. Let's focus on your birthday for a second. What's your date of birth? The 24th of March 2001.

All right, that means, Maddie, you were 16 in 2017. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Lord's Green Light. What do you reckon, Maddie? I mean, it's Lord. That's a good choice. Yeah, it's a great choice, Maddie. Okay, wait, then.

We're going to go to Abby for a birthday banger. Hi, Abby. Hi, Abby. Hi. What have you been doing today, Abby? Just working. Fair enough, mate. Fair enough.

What is your birthday? 22nd, Alder 4th of 2000. All right. That means you were 16 in 2016. and we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Fifth Harmony, reunited last week. Only four of them, no.

Four of them, not Camille Cabo. Are you into it, Abby? Do you like your birthday banger? Yeah, I like it. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, cool. That's a jam from Fifth Harmony. My favourite Fifth Harmony song, I reckon. One more birthday banger for Emma.

Hi Emma. Hello. What have you been doing today, Emma? Just working as well. Where do you work? I'm a health protection officer. A health protection officer. What does that mean?

It means a lot of things, but basically we work in the public health unit for House New Zealand and just cover communicable diseases and environmental health risks. I still don't. I still don't know what you do. It sounds like important work, Emma, let's just leave it at that, shall we? Sounds like an actual job compared to us. Hey, Emma, mate, what is your birthday? My birthday is the 28th of August 1997.

You should have seen Emma, as you were describing your job, all of us going, just concentrating as hard as we can, go, I have no idea what she does. I imagine the eyes glazing out. Yeah, we're just like, what? The monkeys inside Homer's brain, and they're just like, playing symbols and stuff. Me not know what she does. You were

16, Emma, in 2013. We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday bang. And we're going to let it boom, boom, boom, go. We're going to let it boom, boom, go. But in a long time since we've had an Ellie Golding song on birthday banger, what do you reckon, Emma?

Not bad, not bad. I definitely remember that probably playing at my sweet 16. Yeah. It's very 2013. That song was huge. I've got to her late so. Fifth Harmony Lord Ellie Golding. All the girls for the girls today. And I'll be voting for Ellie Golding.

Me too. Really? Yeah. I think it's a sign. We did her Friday Oakey last week. Emma, the health protection officer. You've just won birthday banger. Congratulations.

That is epic. Thank you. Sweet as, Bree and Clint. Zidam. That's the winner of birthday banger today on Zidim with Brian Clint. Ellie Golding's burn from the year 2013. I've been doing some deep diving on where Ellie Golding is now. Oh yeah?

Because remember she went off and married, I believe it was like some guy that was a part of some royal family. She got very high society for a bit. She did. There was that story about her being a guest at Prince William and Catherine's wedding. Yeah. And ever since then everyone was like, Oh, so you're better than us. Oh, she's not one of us.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not one of us. She was married to a guy called Casper Jopling, but they announced their split last year. Okay. So they went their separate ways. They share a son together. Okay.

And then literally 18 hours ago, he was spotted in London with Olivia Wilde. Who we talked about earlier on the show for dating Harry Styles. Yes. Whoa. Buzz E.G. Ellie Golding, how old do you think Ellie Golding is?

I reckon she's probably like 38. She's 38? Is she? Yeah. Yeah. And Casper Jopling is only 33. I saw that. Yeah. And of course we did our Big Ellie Golding tribute last

week on Friday Oakey, which you won. We did everything right. Now I'm on the outside. Sounds so much worse on a non-Fri-A-Oki day. You know, like on Friday you're expecting it, you're mentally prepare. Yeah, it does sound different. Play ZM's Brian Clint on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.