ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th April 2024

Episode Date: April 9, 2024

Who forgot an important date?  Weird kissing techniques.  Bree really overestimated herself. Let's Get Classical - the feud continues.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC. Grab KFC's Colonel Fix for only $9.99. ZM's Bree and Clint. Good afternoon everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint show this Tuesday? Tuesday. Afternoon. I think I might need an intervention.

Why? Oh, this is not your coffee addiction, is it? Yeah. I don't know because I gave up coffee many moons ago, several years ago for good reasons. And this is my second day coffee in a row. Bree's just had her second

half-strength coffee in two days. So over the last 48 hours, you've had a whole coffee. Can I just say it's not a half-strength coffee in two days. So over the last 48 hours, you've had a whole coffee. Can I just say it's not a half-strength in New Zealand. It's a whole shot. So anywhere else around the world, that's a whole coffee. Yeah, but in New Zealand, coffee is served as a double shot. So you're having a half-strength.

Can I ask, though, why is that? Like, when I first moved to New Zealand and I got a coffee, and I didn't realise that a single regular coffee is two shots. Well, that's how the Italians do it. Mate, this is in your Italian roots. You should have espresso pumping through your veins. Mate, I was like what is happening to me? I think someone

spiked my coffee here. I'm going to talk to the guy at our coffee shop. No, don't. That's mean. I'll have an anxiety attack. And get him when you ask for a single to make a double. And then the day you decide you want a double, I'm going to get him to make you a quad. Right, I'll have to go home sick. You know, I interviewed David Tua once,

just before he fought Shane Cameron. And he had a coffee and I said, oh, what's your coffee order? And this was 7.30 in the morning. Yeah. He has, at that point when he was training, David Tua, the heavyweight boxer, was having a 12-shot black coffee for breakfast.

He's obviously joking. No, he was not joking. A 12-shot coffee. In one of those large travel mugs, but it was just 12 shots of coffee in there. That honestly... So six regular coffees in one... That sounds like it would give you a heart attack.

Yeah. Yeah. That's... What? 50 to 100 coffees is what it takes to kill a person. Did he win? Or did he win? You should watch the video.

Did he win? Oh, yeah. Big time. How many coffees did you say? 50 to 100 to kill somebody. In one day? In one day, yeah. Does it take that many?

Yeah. God, I would have thought it was less. Oh, well, he's in the clear then. Should we give it a go? No. See what our number is. Mate, a half-strength coffee's enough for me. I'll be up till 3am.

Tradiverse Lady, let's get into it to start the show. Scores are level. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradiverse Lady. It's Tradiverse Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. It's as tight as a Cadillac's behind on this show at the moment. 28 games apiece.

Cadillacs have quite a big behind. Yeah, but she's tight lines. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's what they always say about Cadillacs. To be honest, I just made it up. Yeah, I was going to say. Yeah. Okay, yeah, we are level.

For the first time this year, I think we're level. The tradies have been ahead all year. This could be the first day that the ladies go into the lead. Could the ladies take the lead? Let's find out. Our lady is calling from Christchurch. She's 18 and she's never broken a bone. Well, never say never.

Welcome to the show, Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte. Hello. If you had to break one, which one would you pick? Probably, like, an arm, but the one I don't write with, so it's, like, kind of don't need it anyway. A whole arm. You could have said, like, toe or finger.

Yeah, pick a toe. Yeah, yeah, toe, yeah. Charlotte's changed her mind. Charlotte wants one of those casts that all her friends get to sign. I wanted one of those so bad when I was at primary school. Yeah, me too. Yeah. Did you ever get it?

Nah. Neither. Stupid strong bones. You're taking on our training today from Petone. He's 19 and he is the big wave rider, a deep sea diver, and one hell of a nice guy. Welcome to the show. It's Jacob.

G'day, Jacob. G'day. Now, I heard from our producers that you specifically wanted to be introduced like that, Jacob. Did you write that yourself? Actually, my man did, but I copyrighted it. I like it. The big wave rider, the deep sea diver, and one hell of a nice guy. How big a waves are we talking, Jacob?

At least 20 foot. Whoa! He's not telling the truth. I think he is. Jacob, your buzzer is tradie. Charlotte, your buzzer is lady. First person to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. I'm so gullible, aren't I?

Yes. I was like, 20 footers? 20 foot. Damn. All right, guys. Here we go. Question number one. What's 102 plus 42?

Lady. Yes, Charlotte. 144. Nice. She's on the board, away and flying. One to the ladies. Question number two. Eddie Murphy voices which Shrek character?

Lady. Yes, Charlotte. Donkey. God, she is quick today. That is correct. Two to the ladies. Jacob, where you at? I'm right here.

I'm locking in. Yeah, you're locking in now. Come on, Jacob. You need this one here to stay in. You've got it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. How do you sleep when you lie to me?

Yes, Jacob. Sam Smith? Yes. He's on the money. Here we go. We've got a game on our hands. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four.

What identifying document is required to travel to different countries and around? Yes, Charlotte just got in. A passport? She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Sorry, Jacob, the big wave rider, deep sea diver, and one hell of a nice guy. It wasn't meant to be today.

What was said then? I said, Jacob, you lost the match. It's all you, Charlotte. Congrats, you're the champion. Thank you. You, you were the first lady to put the ladies in front for 2024. Congratulations. Thank you.

Very sharp, can I say, Charlotte. Quick on the money, to the point. Call back any time to play. Thank you. Keep drinking that milk. Bree and Clint. One of the worst feelings in the world is when you realise you've missed an important date.

Oh, my God. Do you remember that day that we were at the pub and I reminded you that you'd forgotten your mum's birthday? That's right. Yeah. You've also reminded me of my sister's birthday. Yeah. Yeah. And the only thing that saved us is that New Zealand is three hours ahead or two hours ahead, depending on daylight savings.

By the time I called her at one o'clock, it was not that late then. She was like, oh, good to hear from you. Yeah, oh, morning call. Oh, that's lovely. That's lovely. I wasn't expecting to hear from you this early. Oh, my heart dropped into my bum. Yeah.

That was terrible. There's a woman that's going viral online at the moment because she's done quite a nasty prank on her husband where she started filming a video. So she's sitting at the dining room. Yeah. And in the background is the kitchen and her husband's in the kitchen so you can see him in the background.

And she starts filming this video where she starts talking about how it's their anniversary, which it's not actually. Oh. Right? Yeah. And the look on this guy's face. Listen to this horrible prank. Hi, guys.

So as it's mine and Tom's anniversary today, I just thought we could open our presents together. I'll show you what I've got him. He can show you what he's got me. 15 years, babe. What's today? It's our anniversary. It's 15 years, babe. What's a date? It's our anniversary. It's 15 years, my love. Today?

Yes. Don't act like you don't know. I thought we could... They are what Charlotte bought me when she stayed for the weekend. You've forgotten our anniversary, haven't you? Hey, what's a date, sir? Mom! I can't believe you fell for that. Horrible woman. haven't you? Hey, what's an eighter? Mom!

I'll bet he fell for that. Horrible woman. The guy picks up a pot plant that's in the kitchen and was like, oh, I thought we could... Do women know, and they probably do, that's why this is funny. Do women know that men live in fear every single day that they've forgotten someone's birthday or anniversary? Do you guys know that?

Yeah, I think we do. That every day we're just like, oh Christ, when is it? And I will sometimes wake up and I'll go, did I miss it? Like, was it a couple of days ago? And my wife just didn't tell me, you know? Not that she would, she doesn't operate like that, but that's just a constant script inside my head. What do you think would be the worst date in your life,

in your world, that you could forget? My wife would forgive me for forgetting our anniversary because she would easily forget it too. Would she? Well. Would she? What's the worst one you can forget? Is it her birthday?

Her birthday. I think that's the worst one you can forget. Because you can forget the kids' birthdays up to a certain age. They don't remember. They don't know how to read a calendar. You throw them a bunch of cereal on the ground and they'll forgive you. Same with, what? That's not how kids work.

Yeah. Throw cereal on the ground. Yeah, throw some Froot Loops on the ground. All's forgiven. God, I hope you don't have children soon. Wife's birthday. That'd be the big one. Birthdays are the worst.

You can't forget birthdays. I thought we could throw it out there on 0800. Oh, see, I just had a feeling that I'd forgotten my mum's birthday. That'd be the big one. Birthdays are the worst. You can't forget birthdays. I thought we could throw it out there on 0800. Oh, see, I just had a feeling that I'd forgotten my mum's birthday. Just right now, I had a feeling rush over me. When's your mum's birthday? It's not until May. We're fine. But I just, in that moment, I was like, oh, God, I've forgotten mum's birthday.

And she just let it slip. She just let it slide. Lucky. Lucky for you. You've got one month to prepare. Put it in your calendar. It is. We're going out for lunch. It's fine. It's prepare. Put it in your calendar. It is. We're going out for lunch.

It's fine. That's the feeling. Guys will relate to me on that. They'll know that feeling. My dad doesn't. He doesn't even care. Oh, really? He's like, oh, is it?

Oh, what did I get you? My mum will bring out the gift. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I picked that out. A good woman will have you covered in that situation. I thought let's throw it out there. Oh, 800 dials at M. What was the important date or time or thing that someone close to you forgot?

And what did they have to do to make up for it? Yeah. And how long to live it down? Maybe it's your partner and they've forgotten your birthday like multiple years in a row. Yeah. Yeah. And did you tell them on the day or did you wait till the day after? I'm waiting.

I'm petty like that. You're just going to brood. Yeah. I'm just going to let it sit deep down in my soul. Yeah. Oh, Andrew Diles at M or text 9696. The important date that you or somebody forgot. Bree and Clint.

Zed and Bree and Clint. There's Morgan Wallen. And thinking about me, we definitely definitely weren't in the other studio watching TikTok videos of ourselves. We definitely weren't. I was. We were here. We were here being professional.

Taking your calls about the important date that you forgot. Yeah, a lot of texts coming. I'm so puffed. Let's lean on Michelle. Let's go to Michelle. Yeah, a lot of texts come in. I'm so puffed. Let's lean on Michelle. Yeah, let's go to Michelle. Let's go to Michelle. Michelle. Yeah.

Tell us the important date that you forgot. Well, it was my husband that forgot my very first Mother's Day. I know. I had a baby. She was about 10 months old at the time. And I was expecting at least a little handprint, some cute card, and his excuse was that I'm not his mother, and that the baby was too young to write me anything or do anything for me.

Oh, hell no, Michelle. Yeah. Can I just check, Michelle? Did he remember his own mother? I don't even. You know, like if his excuse is, well, you're not my mum. I got my mum something for Mother's Day. It doesn't sound like the type of guy that remembered his mum.

Oh, don't know. He's not really that good at remembering these things. We've got another great story, actually, but we both forgot, but I let it slide, was our anniversary is the 20th of December. So it's a really terrible time of the year. And we were swamped with little babies and toddlers and a toddler.

And my mum sent me a message on the day saying, oh, happy anniversary. And so I got this heads up and I thought, I'm just going to Happy anniversary, yeah. And so I got this heads up and I thought, I'm just going to keep this to myself. He completely forgot. But you forgot too, but you just had the cheat codes. You had your mum tell you.

I had the cheat codes and so I let it, you know, You let that one, yeah, just leave that one alone. Yeah, and I sort of said, you forgot. You forgot again. Michelle, has he since cleaned up his act and actually celebrated you on Mother's Day? Or does he still say, you're not my mother? I get long handwritten letters from the kids now.

He's never let Mother's Day slip. No. Oh, that's nice. We have consistently let our anniversary slide. Yeah, let that one go. That one's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great story, Michelle.

Thank you. On you, Michelle. How about this text? We forgot mum's birthday one year and she brings it up every year now for the past 23 years.

Yeah, she hasn't let that go, has she? Mum's not letting it go. She would too. On the 24th year, she's going to go, oh, you remembered this time. Oh, did you?

Oh, I wasn't expecting much. Remember that time you forgot? 18 years ago, someone said, not an important date, but my husband forgot that I was in Wellington for the entire weekend and wondered where I was for two whole days. Like gone girl. He didn't call, didn't text, nothing. Just wondered where I was.

FYI, he is now my ex-husband. Oh, men are the best. Can you imagine? He just is like, wonder where she is. Oh, well. She probably told me. I probably forgot. My partner doesn't even remember his own birthday most years.

He doesn't even register until I put cake in front of him. I mean, fair enough. They say ignorance is bliss. It is. And that man sounds like he is living in heaven. Yep. The world is just happening around him and he is just pleasantly surprised every day. If you're not even worried about when your birthday

is, that's just bliss. Someone said, I forgot and missed my close mate's wedding and after doing a no show That same evening I sent him a picture of my scorecard From my game of golf from that day He was not impressed

Oh man That's so bad Forgetting it is one thing And then sending him the photo He would have thought you were having a stab This golf game is more important than your wedding. That's horrendous. Mum forgot my 16th birthday.

It wasn't until she wrote me a cheque to buy a bus ticket and asked what the date was, and then it clicked. Oh, she would have felt so awful. Terrible, eh? She would have felt worse than you. You'd be like, Mum doesn't even remember my birthday. She would be living with, I didn't even remember my child's 16th birthday.

My partner's. We'll just add a zero to this check, shall we? Shout out to my partner's sister. One year, we all forgot her birthday. Like we forgot. Her brothers forgot. Who else? Her mum forgot.

And then it was fine because two days later, we all realised and we went over the top to compensate. And she said, she goes, you guys can forget my birthday every year. This was the best birthday ever. I used to play indoor netball with some friends on a Sunday night and I said to one of my really good friends who was on the team who was moving overseas, did you do much this weekend? And she was like, yeah. And I was like, oh, what did you get up to?

And she goes, my leaving party that you were meant to be at. And I was invited and I said I was going and she was quite a good friend. Sounds like she was TO'd. She was TO'd. The good thing is she left the country the next week. So you didn't have to worry about it.

Yeah, it was fine. There's a new dating app out guys if you're looking for the new next thing what have we got now we've got plenty of fish tinder um grinder we've got um grinders not really dating though is it it can be can be what are you saying they're not equivalent i've never been on grinder grinders like short short short-term dating some some people find their forever on grinder oh yeah but by coincidence yeah i mean it's not super often but i haven't used it so i don't know um what else has there been there's been bumble there's been hinge there's been um what else we got yeah uh there's that one with the billboards hud hud which is like i think

grinder for straight people is i think that's the idea with time straight people had a grinder yeah you know yeah why not um there's a new one but it's only um out in america at the moment okay but it could go around the world who knows um and they're saying that they've released this particular dating app because of the cost of living crisis. Okay. So this new American dating app is called Score. And essentially, your credit rating is included in your dating profile. And if you don't, like your credit score in America is a huge thing.

Yeah. Like massive thing. Everyone talks about it. Essentially, the scoring system is from like a zero to a thousand. Yeah. And I think like anything above like a 675 is good. Okay. But anyway, this app, if you're on it,

it will match you with financially like-minded singles. So not necessarily wealthy, but how good you are with your money is your credit score. Exactly. This is dumb because it's going to match people who are good with money with people who are good with money

and it's going to match people who are bad with money with bad with money people and then they're going to spiral. They're going to encourage each other to get into more debt and then the people who are good with money will be off on their merry way

and the others will be like, oh God, we can never leave each other because we are just drowning in piles of debt. We need to put people's yings to their yangs. Yeah. You know? Yeah. It seems a little bit elitist to me.

Like, just a touch. It also seems a boring way to date. But a lot of people care about that stuff. Yeah. And it does take the awkward conversation out in the early days all the successful relationships that i have seen what's your credit rating yeah how romantic all the credits all the credit scores all the successful relationships i've seen you've got one financial hot mess and one scrooge yeah and they kind of balance each other out and the scrooge is like

we've got to we've got to tighten the budget. It's bloody tough times out there. And then the other one is like, yeah, but YOLO, we've got to live a little. And then so they meet somewhere in the middle. And they meet somewhere in the middle. And it's called balance. Yeah. That's what, yeah, I totally agree. Which one do you think I am?

Um, ooh, spend. No. You're Scroogey. I'm Scroogey, yeah. Which one do you think I am? Scroogey. Yes. Scroogey, yeah. Which one do you think I am? Scroogey. Yes. That's why we could never date.

Well, I used to be Spendy McSpenson, but then I had to take the other role in our relationship, so there was one of each. Is she Spendy McSpenson? Yes. Really? Yeah. Oh, well, with some things.

Yeah. Balance. You know what I reckon? Like, I'm not keen for this kind of dating app, but you know what I reckon would be a great dating app? What? Like one where you had to include your food intolerances. That I could get on board with.

Gluten-free dating. Yeah. Like when you go onto the app. Plenty of fish in the celiac. Plenty of fish in the celiac. Yeah. That also doesn't in the celiac. Yeah. That also doesn't sound like heaps of fun. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, it's a big day for the eyelashes because Billy made an announcement. That's what her fans are called, aren't they? The eyelashes? Are they? I don't know. I thought they were called the Billie Bobs. I don't know. I think the eyelashes. Great news. Great news is coming.

She has announced her third studio album. It's been a few years since she and her brother Phineas have actually released an album, but there was drama.com today. So here's the thing. She's not doing any singles. Releasing the entire album in one go. She's like, I don't want singles dripping. I want you to hear the entire

thing in one go. The album is called Hit Me Hard and Soft. But Rolling Stone accidentally released the set list, the music list, all the names of the songs. She is livid. She goes on social media to say... I know, on social media, wow.

Wow. Dean, are you buying that, Dean? There's no way. There's no way. That is a total PR cooker. I call BS. She's like, I can't believe Rolling Stone would accidentally leak my set list like that.

How dare they get their hands on that and then accidentally leak it at the exact right time. I don't mean to rain on the eyelashes parade, but she's pulling all those tricks at the moment. She had Ella fooled this week, believing that Ella... No, yes. Ella messaged us, believing that she'd been added to Billie Eilish's close friends list on Instagram. No, I mean, yeah. Didn't you? Yeah, okay.

Didn't you? I did. Because you're in the green bit, but everybody is. Yeah, she's done a deal with Mark Zuckerberg to make everybody her close friend. Yeah. That was a good point. That was smart. Ella started actually fantasising that they would be together.

I like the DM-ed her. Did you actually? No. Ella DM'd her. Did you actually? No. Ella, even Dean, even Dean is one of Billie Eilish's close friends. Let me curl your eyelash. Okay. I'll take myself out. You ruined it.

No. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. It's time to go into battle. Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. It's time to go into battle. Let's get classical. Where we guess songs. Oh, a bit of a microphone fell off.

Where we guess songs, popular songs in classical style as quickly as we can. It's progressed into a war of millennial versus Gen Z. Yeah, it's really caused a lot of tension here in the studio. It takes like a week to kind of bounce back and then we're back here playing again. It's me and Bree versus Ella.

She's weirdly quite good at this game, I'll give her that, but I feel like we've come up recently. Now get in her head. You guys have definitely upped your game from how you originally were. Ella's just plateaued. I'm just so good. She's plateaued at the top, baby.

I'm so good. Sorry, I'm not a biased player. The only place to go is down. Yep. Oh, wow. Okay. Okay. Would you like me to go

over the rules for you? He said what he said. I said what I said. You say what you say. Yeah, Claudia, let's get into this. Okay, so this is Let's Get Classical.

It's pop music turned into a classical style. You guys need to guess what it is. Yeah, Claudia, let's get into this. Okay, so this is Let's Get Classical. It's pop music turned into a classical style. You guys need to guess what it is. Just a reminder, I need the artist and the name of the song. Okay. Brie and Clint versus Ella, first to two will win. No buzzing in and humming. Yeah. No, we know that. Buzz in if you know it. It's well established.

I will count you down. I'll be very strict. Okay. Are we all ready? Are we calm? Ready. Are we good to go? Yep. I'm ready. Good luck luck everyone. Here's your first song. Ella! Ella! Ella! Do you know it?

Yes, I do. Say it. Too slow. No! No! Oh, it's right there for me. Yeah, it's right there. Clint. Clint.

Nickelback. Oh! How You Remind Me. I knew the song. I just can't remember. Yeah, Prince, that was a hard one. Damn it. I knew that it was familiar.

I didn't know. I just didn't know the title. God, it sounds so lovely in classical version. That felt good. I'm not going to lie. That did feel good to me. That felt really good. And then now we can kind of relax a little bit, but not too much.

Not too much. I wouldn't relax yet. There's one point for Bree and Clint. So frustrating. Here's another one. Ella, What Was I Made For, Billie Eilish. Yeah. When did it end?

Oh, the enjoyment. When did the enjoyment end, guys? You know that if she does a classic like Nickelback, it's going to be followed up by a fetus song that came out in the last five minutes for Ella. That's how the game works. And then the last one will be an everyone song. You guys are in my head.

Like a Dua Lipa or a bloody, you know. Yeah. Harry Styles. Shall we find out? Let's find out. This is the tiebreaker. This is for the win. Whoever gets this gets the gloat.

For one day. I need to bring something for the table. Oh, my God. Clint. Clint. That is Benson Boone and Beautiful Things. You got it. Another win. Clint. Clint. That is Benson Boone in Beautiful Things. You got it. Number one.

Play it again. God, I was nowhere. I can't. Oh, there. There you go. Damn it. I would never have got that. Damn it. Oh, I hate it. Oh, I like't. Oh, there. There you go. Damn it. I would never have got that. Damn it.

Oh, I hate it. Oh, I like it. It's the beautiful things that I've got. I did nothing, but I'm still on the winning team. You are. I will take it. Yeah, you are. We're proud of you, Bree.

Oh, I'm gutted. That means, Micah, because you backed the winning team, you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well done, mate. Awesome. Millennials all up. MillennFC chicken dollars. Well done, mate. Awesome. Millennials all up. Millennials all the way. And we won on a Gin Zid song.

Yeah. Look at Ella's face. Good game, Ella. Good game. Good game. You did well. Better than me. Yeah, true.

Bree and Clint, we're back after this. Sit in. Bree and Clint. Sit true. Bree and Clint, we're back after this. ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM's Bree and Clint. Hi, guys. We will be adding our item to cart very shortly,

but just before then, we've... Oh. Uh-oh. You okay? Went down the wrong hole. Well, I was just going to... Are you okay?

I think I'm good. Okay, good. Courtney, can I have some water? This would help. I was going to tell you about this V that's on Trade Me at the moment. Oh, yum. Love V. Someone's just shared us an auction for a bottle of V unopened from 2009.

Original recipe before they changed the V recipe. How do we know that it's from 2009? Well, we'll have a stamp on it somewhere. Or are they just having us on? Well, anyway, take it at face value. It's only $3 at the moment, this auction. I'd buy it for $3. Brie reckons it would be flat.

Of course it would be flat. It won't be flat. If it's from, how, you're a smart person. How do you not know that if it is from 2009, it was carbonated obviously in 2009, it is not going to have any fizz whatsoever left in that? None of the carbon has been able to escape. Yes, it does.

How? It dissipates over time. How? It's stuck in that bottle. Mate. It's a genie in a bottle. I was crap at science and even I know that. I think we should buy it and find out. I'd love to buy it.

I'll bet you $100 it is as flat as anything. How much are we going to spend should buy it and find out. I'd love to buy it. I'll bet you a hundred bucks it is as flat as anything. How much are we going to spend on it? The auction for it is three dollars at the moment. How much are we going to spend on this original recipe

bottle of V from 2009? I like that we're calling it original recipe. Yeah. Well, don't, what if they're listening? What's our max price? Fifty bucks.

I've just placed a bid. I'm the lead bidder. At what? Three dollars. Ooh, 50 bucks. I've just placed a bid. I'm the lead bidder. At what? $3. Ooh, big money. Oh, we've got a pickup from Palmerston North. Oh, that's ages away. We should get one of our friends in Palmy North.

We'll get it. We should get Spanky Jackson to bring it up to Auckland. Done deal. We don't even need to taste it. I just want to open it on the microphone and hear it go, and hear you have to taste it. I just want to open it on the microphone and hear it go, and hear you have to suck it. Mate, I will bet you $1,000. $1,000 that you're wrong.

$1,000. Can I have 15 minutes to do some research? No. All right. You want it? But it has to be from 2009. Yeah, we have to get this one. Yeah, like it has to be a 2009 one.

Yeah, it has to be this one. It has to be this V. Are you sure? Yep. If you shake on it. Yep. Alright. Done deal.

Okay. Okay. Now we need to win this V. You're an idiot. Bree and Clint. Not to dwell, but on the topic of the V, the V from 2009, the 15-year-old V. The one that you think would still be fizzy

and I said that it would be flat. And you've bet me $1,000. Yeah. Real conflicting feedback on the text machine. One, I opened a 15-year-old Lion red can and it still fizzed. Another text, the V is 15 years old. It's not going to be carbonated.

Someone said, it'll be fizzy. That's the unique point of tin cans. It's in a bottle. It's in a plastic bottle. It's in a plastic bottle. And then the last one, you're wrong, Clint. It will be flat as. Anyway, us talking about it has skyrocketed the auction to $20.

So let's see if we even get it. What am I going to spend my $1,000 on? God, I mean, the options are endless. Look, I'm going to tell you this story about my friend. I've gotten permission. She wanted me to tell this story because she sees the funny side of it. But here's the details you need to know. So a friend of mine had been with the guy that she married

since they were like 24. They'd been married for 10 years. Last year the marriage came to an end. Everything's all good. It was amicable. They're still friends but they decided to go their separate ways. Sure. So after a long, long time, I think 14 years out of the dating scene,

so it's been 14 years since she's hooked up with anyone else, you know, been on dates, anything like that, she started dating again this year. And she'd always update me because I vicariously lived through her. And she was like, all the people that she'd been out on dates were just a bit of fun. But she told me like a month ago that she'd been out on a date with this particular guy a couple of times and she was like,

this is the first guy that I've actually seen a little bit of potential with, like where it could go further. Okay. So she was really excited about that. But I remember she told me, because she'd been on like three dates maybe with him, and she's like, nothing physical's happened. Like we haven't kissed yet.

Okay. And we've been on three dates. And I gave her the advice and some of our other friends gave her the advice that she needs to kiss him on the next date. By the fourth date, I feel like you need. You need to have a kiss. Like you need to see him on the next date. By the fourth date, I feel like you need... You need to have a kiss. Yeah. Like, you need to see if there's any chemistry.

Otherwise, you're building a business relationship. Yeah, and it just gets a bit weird after, you know? Well, the spark can very easily peter out. Well, you need to either see if it's, you know... Yeah, it's just a kiss. It's just a kiss. It's just a kiss. It's just a kiss.

Anyway, she was like, yeah, you're right. I've been thinking that. Okay, this next date, there's no a kiss. It's just a kiss. It's just a kiss. Anyway, she was like, yeah, you're right. I've been thinking that. Okay, this next date, there's no backing out. I'm going to kiss this guy. Mouth first. But she kind of was worried because she really liked him. She's like, oh, you know, like could be bad. And she's built it up now.

They're on the fourth date. Well, that's the thing. And anyway, she goes out on this date and the date goes really well they've got great chemistry really good banter good chat and she said to me it was coming towards the end of the date and all i could think about was what's this kiss gonna be like yeah anyway apparently he drops her home and he walks her to her door and she's like right right, here's the moment. I'm nervous. I'm nervous for her. I'm going to kiss him. And I mean, what's the worst that can happen? You don't feel anything. That's the worst thing that can happen.

Anyway, she says, they go in for the kiss. The kiss is happening. It's happening. She pulls away and she thinks to herself, what in the bloody hell was that? She said, weirdest first kiss she's ever had. In what way? She said to me, and she's got proof because she sent me photo evidence. Yeah.

Where she sent me a photo of her top lip where he suctioned on like a vacuum cleaner. He sucked her top lip. He sucked her top lip so hard that he's given her like a lip hickey. Oh, like a Kylie Jenner lip kit. Oh. And she said that the lip hickey was there for like five or six days and she couldn't move past it. She was like, every time I looked at it,

I just got a flashback of like puffer fish coming at me and just suckling onto my lip. I understand people who give the lip a little bite. I know some people think that's cute. But not a bloody vacuum cleaner onto the top lip. You don't suck on. What are you, some kind of fish? She said it was so weird and it wasn't like a little bit.

She said it was for the entire kiss, he was just locked onto her top lip. I kind of want to do it to Lucy tonight. She will rage at you. She would hate it. It's so weird. She hates me kissing her normally. She'll hate that even more. She won't be impressed.

Anyway, I said to her, are you going to see him again? No. And she's like, I don't know now. She's like, he's such a nice guy. She's on the fence. No. I told her she's got to kiss him one more time. She's got to tell him.

I feel like if she really sees potential and she hasn't given up on him, just tell him, go, hey, that was really weird. And either he takes it on board, hey, that was really weird. And either he takes it on board. Yeah, give him the chance. Takes it on board. See if he can take feedback. That's true. See if he can work.

Give him a chance. See if he's teachable. You should see the photo. It's ridiculous. I thought we could throw it out there. I'm 800 dial ZM. Have you had a weird kissing experience? Like what was the technique or something that happened

like during a kiss where you were just like, no. I've clashed teeth before. Yeah, the old teeth clash can happen. And I think that's when you're both too keen, when you're like both going a bit too hundy. Yeah. But there'll be weirder than that. There'll be people who have, you know, had

like an over-the-mouth kiss where they come in like that. There'll be people who have had bits of gum passed into their mouth. Oh, yeah. Imagine if there's a person who has ended up with a tooth in their mouth after the kiss. Who's ending up with a tooth? Like a false tooth has come out during the kiss or something like that.

I don't know. I kissed someone back in the day and I've got a nose ring, and they had a nose ring, and our nose rings got caught. Like two magnets. Got stuck, and it was so awkward. Can you just picture, you're hooking up,

and then next minute you're like, oh, oh! Oh, $800 at him. Or text it to 9696. What was the weird kissing technique that you experienced? Let us know Brianne Clint A friend of mine back on the dating scene after like 15 years

And finally met someone who she was like Oh yeah, there could be a bit of potential First kiss was not great He was like a Hoover Like a Dyson, and sucked on her top lip so hard that it gave her a lip hickey. People have had a visceral reaction to that story,

like this text. Oh my God, that kissing story is hysterical. Push him out. I'm on the dating scene after 32 years of marriage, and I had a date where he did the same thing to me, plus he did this truly weird eyes open stare thing. I thought he was a frigging psycho. Needless to say, no second date for that weird dude.

It would be weird after your friend 15 years, this person 32 years, because there would be a part of you that goes, is this how people kiss now? No, you know that it's not. You know that it's not. Have things changed that much that this is how we people kiss now? No, you know that it's not. You know that it's not. Have things changed that much that this is how we're kissing now? Absolutely not.

But it would just be weird kissing someone else for the first time? Yeah. After that long? Yeah, totally. It would be strange. We want to know weird kissing techniques that you'd experienced. And Kirstie's called up. Hi, Kirstie.

Hi, Kirstie. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Tell us, mate, who was the weird kisser? So it wasn't actually me. It was my partner. When he was younger, he went on a date with a chick. And they kissed.

And the girl engulfed his mouth and his nose. Holy moly. That's a big mouth. It's like a free sinus rinse. A free sinus rinse. What was she trying to do? I have no idea. Honestly.

It's like what you've got to do with babies when they've got a blocked nose and they can't blow their own nose. That's disgusting. Yeah, it sounds like that's what it was like. And you've got to suck it out for them. That's what she was doing for him. Yeah. That's not ideal.

Thanks, Kirsty. We appreciate it. Someone said, my ex was a really wet kisser. I'd end up with his saliva all around my mouth. Yuck. A sloppy joe. That would turn me off so quick. Wet mouth. That's how you get pash rash, too, when

there's too much moisture involved. Like Sharon Strezlecki. Yeah. From Kath and Kim. But either too much there's too much moisture involved. Like Sharon Strezlecki. Yeah. From Kath and Kim. But either too much moisture or too much stubble and moisture. That's what will give you the pash rash. I've got enough saliva in my mouth. Like I'm making enough for myself.

I don't need yours. Post COVID we cannot be sharing that amount of saliva. Like you don't want it to be dry. Like a dry mouth isn't great. But like there needs to be some balance. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Like, you don't want it to be dry. Like, a dry mouth isn't great, but, like, there needs to be some balance. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hey, how's it going? Yeah, we're good. Good, thanks. What's the weird kissing technique you experienced? I was on a bit of a night out and, you know, kissing someone, and then afterwards they just licked me, like, from bottom lip up to the top lip. And I was just a bit shocked about the whole thing. Like a dog?

Yeah, pretty much. Like a lollipop? Yeah, it happened. I just thought it was like no idea what just happened and just didn't know how to react. Anonymous, do you reckon they were trying to be sexy but just like they missed the mark? I've no idea. I don't think in the middle of a club is probably the right place.

Boy or girl? Girl. Girl. In the middle of a club, I feel like I'd kind of be into it. I feel like I'd be like... Depends. I'd be like, oh, bold technique. Like if it was a flat tongue, like from, you know, all the way up, then maybe not.

But if it was like a little one. I guess it depends where they stop. Like if they stop base of the nose, I'm fine. If they go anywhere past the middle of the nose. If they hit nostril. Like if the tongue goes in the nostril. If they go through your eyebrows. Now, what you need to do is you need to go to the bottom of the nose.

If you go in nostril, you've gone too far. This text, my now husband used to be a sucker. On our first kiss, it was weird at best. Luckily, he was trainable. And 26 years later, we are still going strong. And I now love his kisses. Oh, well, there you go. He was trainable.

Like a puppy. Jeremy's here. Hi, Jeremy. Hi, Jeremy. Hey. How are we doing? Good, Like a puppy. Yeah. Jeremy's here. Hi, Jeremy. Hi, Jeremy. Hey. How we doing? Good, thanks. Tell us, who was the weird kisser, Jeremy?

It was my first long-term relationship. It was about 10 years ago now. Early 20s. And it was, I'll tell you what. So we never, you know, things got hot and heavy and open mouth, you know, go Frenching together. Yeah, French style? Yeah. Jeremy, you sound so uncomfortable.

You're reliving this right now, aren't you, Jeremy? It's PTSD from what I tell you. Okay, so we're French kissing, then what happens? So similar to your original story, latches onto my tongue though and absolutely like a sucker fish, just sucks all the saliva from my tongue every time to the point where it turned black from bruising. No. You're joking.

Your tongue turned black. My tongue turned black. And so the first time that it happened, we had only been together for like a month. So I was already in. Like, I couldn't just, after a date, I couldn't be like, nah, that's it. I was already in. So I was like, nah, it's going to get better. She obviously, I don't know, maybe she needs to get out of her system.

Get out of her system. Early 20s, you know how often things started to progress and started to happen. And it became like a daily thing. And that's sort of what led to me. She must have thought that you liked it because you never put a stop to it. She must have thought that you were into it. Yeah, I mean, I have to admit, I didn't want to embarrass her. Did she not see that your tongue was black and blue though, Jeremy?

She did in the end. She's like, oh, what is that from? What have you been eating? And I was like, oh, I must have just, you know, had something at work. No, Jeremy! That's your time to be like, that's from you. You're doing this to me. I really like you, but you are sucking the life out of my tongue.

That's from you. Kimmy's a too polite, eh? Too polite? That's horrendous, Jeremy. You poor thing. Well, there you go. Maybe check in with your partner tonight and be like, hey, do I kiss weird?

You never know. They could be a Jeremy and not telling you. For those of you that are here for Tiling Chat, by the way, we've had response to Fabio theiler who quoted you 500 bucks for two square metres. Appreciate that, Fabio. Someone's texted and said, 500 bucks? Is he crazy? Does he think he's a sparky? 100

to $150 max is what you should be paying to get that tiled. I went through it and I know how much work it is. For you? Yeah. Work for you? I reckon it's worth more than that. You reckon?

But that's nice. That's a good price, $100 to $150. Someone's also offered to come and fix your tiling for beers. King. They're keen to come and tile the stuff that you tiled. They're keen to come and tile your tiling. Fix my mistakes. Yeah.

Then watch a bit of the Waz. Yeah. Bury the hatchet. Good deal. Yeah. Yeah. Then watch a bit of the Waz. Yeah. Bury the hatchet. Good deal. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do some birthday bangers for you Tuesday. If you haven't heard this before, you can call our show when we ask you to play birthday

banger. Tell us your birthday. And during a song, we figure out what was the number one song when you turned 16 and we'll play our favourite one. Megan's here. Hi Megan. G'day Megan. Hi, how are you? Good mate, how's your day been? Not too bad, thanks. Good to hear. Lovely to hear Megan. Well, we're keen to do your birthday, Banger. What is your date of birth? Yeah, it's going to be a bit of an oldie, but it's the 20th of July, 1974. Oh, this is going to be good, Megan, for sure. He was 16 in 1990.

Back on your 16th, this was number one. You gotta lay down and die on the night No. Oh, a bit of evil rock, Daddy Cool, Megan. Nah. No. No. No? No. Not into it. Everyone drops their pants in Australia when this song comes on.

Yeah, Bree said in the pubs when it comes on, you take your pants off to this song. Because what's the song people do it here? No, there isn't one, but our friend group does it for John Farnham, The Voice. That's not like a widely done thing. Don't do it in public and be like, when John Farnham comes on, you're like, you've got to take your pants off for this, eh? No, that's just me a widely done thing. Don't do it in public and be like, when John Farnham comes on, you're like, you've got to set your pants off for this, eh? No, that's just me and our friend group.

Didn't you say when you went to a wedding in Australia recently, Eagle Rock came on and everyone dropped their pants? No. No? No, everyone did the nutbush. Ah, that's the same thing. Yeah, everyone did the nutbush. Sorry that you don't like your birthday banger, Megan.

Sorry, Megan. It's all right. Okay, wait there. We're going's a nutbush. Sorry that you don't like your birthday banger, Megan. Sorry, Megan. It's all right. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one for Jo. Cue to Jo. G'day, Jo. Hi, guys. How was your day, Jo?

Ah, busy as always. Ah, busy. What have you been up to? I work in a mechanical workshop, so yeah, cars come, cars go. God, always organising people's mistakes, Jo. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, I bet. Hey, Jo, what is your birthday?

28th of March, really old, 1963. I have a feeling I know what it's going to be, Jo. You were 16, though, in 1979. Great year. This is your birthday banger. Oh, it's a ripper. Talk to me, Joe. Gloria Gaynor.

And I Will Survive. Disco. One of the Stone Cold classics from Gloria Gaynor. Okay, Joe likes it. Let's do one more for George. Cue to George. Hi, George. Hey, mate.

How's it going? Good. How's your day been, George? Yeah, not too bad, thank you. How about yourself? Yeah, pretty good, thanks, George. Hey, mate, we need your DOB and I'll do your birthday banger. 29th of January, 1994.

All right, that means you were 16 in 2010. And George, here is your birthday banger. Fireflies. Our city. This is a banger You like that George? Not bad Not bad Okay wait there

I will survive Glory Gainer I'm locking it in Owl City Fireflies I'm locking it in Oh Claudia You better do me a favour Claudia You know what to do

Do you want to know a fun fact? In high school, Fireflies was my ringtone. I loved it that much. Oh my gosh, stop. I'm leaving the show for the rest of the day for you guys. But I'm not picking it. No! Oh, you're going to... Don't pick Eagle Rock. No, I don't want Eagle Rock. I want Gloria Gaynor. Yes, Claudia! It's the right choice.

I love you! Cheers. Jo, you won Birthday Banger. Well done. Turn it up. Turn it up, Jo. Oh, we're lost here. She's stoked.

Claudia, you're in my good books. Here we go. You're on ZM. Brie and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today. From 1979. Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive. A Stone Cold classic.

An absolute Stone Cold classic. Not my pick, but it was a Stone Cold classic for sure. That was my pick all over, all day. Oh, thank you, Jo, for calling up. This is for Jo, who was born in 1963. Did you see us discoing out there? I did see you attempting to disco. Yeah, I did.

Well, can you just give me a break? Because I went back to exercising today. My legs are quite sore, so I don't have as much rhythm as I usually do. I actually think I'm losing my rhythm as I get older. You do. You do. No. Well, I believe that you do.

I actually feel that about myself. And you just start to stiffen up. Like, I feel like it's like a reaction speed time. No. Yeah. Well, it's a use or a lose it type situation, right? Should we do a test? Is there a doctor out there that can test our rhythm?

Our rhythm reflexes. What did Gloria Estefan say? The rhythm will get you? No. What did she say? God, I feel like it's D-Day. She said Everlasting Love? No.

No. What's the rhythm song? She said Don't Want to Lose You? No. No. What's the Gloria Estefan song where she said the beat will get you all the... Did she say turn the beat around? Turn the beat around.

Turn the beat around. I want to hear percussion. What are we doing? Let's take a break. Bree and Clint. These beautiful things that I've got That's Boonie, Benson Boone on ZM Beautiful Things. That's the song we're going to attempt,

attempt to sing for Friday Oki this week. Oh, no. That is going to be... Your choice. That is going to be a train wreck. Your decision. Hilarious. Look, I would say normally I am pretty in touch with reality

when it comes to my own personal skills and what I think I'm capable of. I think I've got a pretty good handle on reality. I'd agree. You're pretty realistic. Pretty realistic. Normally, you know, I know what I'm good at. I'd agree. You're pretty realistic. Pretty realistic. Normally, you know, I know what I'm good at. I know what I'm not good at. I reckon you would err on the side of like undershooting it.

I think so. You know, you go, I don't know if I could do that. Yeah. I underestimate. I'd agree with that. Yep. But over the weekend, I, for some reason, all that went out the window and I have overestimated my skills in the tiling department.

Oh. And when I say tiling department, I thought that I would have enough skill and knowledge to tile a kitchen splashback. You're in your DIY era. Yeah. In your renovation era. I am, but I have no previous training or skills in tiling or doing anything like that. And for some reason, I just got this in my head

that I was going to tile this kitchen splashback and it was not going to be that hard. I'd do a bit of research. I'd whack up the tiles and grout it in and Bob's your uncle. Oh, I severely overestimated. When you said on Friday that you were going to do this, I was like, oh, yeah, a bit ambitious. But I mean, what, some rectangular tiles and a bit of grout,

you'll be good to go. But whatever it is, mortar or whatever holds them in place. And Brie goes, nah, I found this new thing. It's called muscle bound and it's like a sticker and you whack it up there. And then I see that you're doing these hexagonal tiles, which means you've got to line each tile up on six different sides. And I was like, boy, hell of

a first tiling job. Yeah, I went for a very intricate tile for my first go at it. And I realised that too late. The hardest part was cutting the tiles and also tiling around. They're tiny too.

There's so many of them. If you'd just gone for a simple subway tile, like a long rectangular tile, you could have put 20 tiles up and you would have been done. I reckon there's about 150 tiles on your splashback. Yeah. I mean, go big or go

home and by going big I went small. But the hardest part was like tiling around the power socket and then like all the edges like tile cutting turns out when you don't have a wet saw, hard.

Very hard. Anyway, it nearly broke me and it did break me a few times. Caused a few arguments between my partner and I. I knew it did because you came in hot on the Saturday with, G'day guys, on your Instagram. G'day guys, come and tile my splashback with me. And then the next one's like, here's the splashback. This is what we're going to get into.

Here's the tiles that we're using. And then we don't hear from you for 12 hours. And the next one is you on the couch watching the Warriors with a beer and you're like time for a break and then two days later it's like hey um do you guys want to see how the tiling went

I've cut all my fingers up like my fingers are all bloody and cut up from the tiles but the beauty of it is it's your house and you gave it a go. Gave it a crack. And you'll be better at it next time. Yeah.

Or you know that you. Or I won't do it next time. Or you won't do it next time. You'll know tiling is something that I want to spend some money. To get a professional to do. I just want to put it out there. All my tile is, if you're listening right now, I have. I already appreciated how hard your job was.

But I have an even bigger appreciation of it. God, that is tough. But it's done. What do you give it? You've seen it. So I saw it on Instagram and I thought it was passable. I thought it was like... Out of 10.

Don't be honest. We're honest on this show. I think out of 10, considering they were cheap tiles and you do it yourself. They were cheapies, yeah. I'd give it a seven and a half. I'll take a seven and a half. Seven and a half out of 10.

It's got some janky corners on it. It's fine, but it cost you bugger all. You did it yourself, so it's fine. Well, that's it. And we move on and we learn to listen. I thought I wanted to get people on where you've overestimated your skill set. Yeah. What did you overestimate your skill set in?

And it wasn't until you were into the job that you realised. I've got a mate who was renovating a place and he's like, I can take that wall out. I'll just take it down. That sounds dangerous. I can take that wall out. It wasn't until the ceiling started sagging of the building and he realized oh that was a load-bearing wall eh

see he's really overestimated his skill there doesn't have to be renovations doesn't have to be diy but we'd love to know when you overestimated your skill set this afternoon. Maybe it's you got asked to play in the Div 1 sporting match of something, and you were like, oh, yeah, I could probably go toe-to-toe with the Div 1ers. And it wasn't until you were marking Ma'anonu that you were like, oh. I don't think this is the place for me. When did you overestimate your skills? I did on the weekend where I thought, oh, tiling a kitchen splashback, piece of cake.

It took me, I'm not joking, from the time I woke up on Saturday morning till the time I went to sleep on Sunday evening. Yeah. That's how long it took me. To do one splashback. Well, I did break on Saturday afternoon for a couple of beersies and to watch the Waz.

Yeah, but we're talking like we're talking about maybe two square metres of tiling. Have I ever said anything butcher on this show? I tiled a kitchen splashback from Saturday morning to bloody Sunday afternoon

with a break in between with a few beersies and to watch the wars. Picked up the tiles in my Colorado. Mrs. Cooked me dinner. It was a bloody ripping weekend, I'll tell you. You saved money and you got a new skill. I don't know if I got a new skill because I don't think. Well, you got some new perspective anyway.

I got some new perspective. Someone said, I've been planning to DIY tile my splashback for the last three years. I've got the tiles. They're sitting in my garage. I may also be overestimating my skills. No, you're not, because you haven't done it yet. Stay away from the light. You know there's something inside you that knows you can't do it. Stay away from the light. Run.

Hire a professional. I'm begging you. Can I just, I want to ask if there's any tradies listening to text us on 9696. How much, like if Bree had bought the tiles, how much would a tiler have charged to come in? It's quite a small area. Yeah, I'm saying it's two square metres. Yeah. Like how much would you have charged to come and just put the tiles up?

I don't even want to know. I want to know. How much would a tiler have charged for that? Anyway, Gemma's here on 0800 dials at M. Gemma, when did you overestimate your skills? I overestimate my skills of flat pack furniture. Oh, I hear you.

I hear you, Gemma. It's like estimated one hour. Me, it takes five hours. Three screws are left over and what is this glue for? Yeah, what's the glue for? I know that feeling and if I ever have to see a bloody Allen key again. Why is it always an Allen key?

We own screwdrivers. Why can't it just be a, yeah. Screwdriver. Yeah. And then they always insult you because they have like the, it's meant to be like easy range. And like for me it's like difficult. So I feel really insulted by the end of it.

I agree, Gemma. Because they, yeah, they say anyone can do it. Yeah. Everything is flat pack now too. Like even good furniture is coming flat pack. I'm like, I didn't pay for, I didn't, if I wanted to make it, I would have gone to the factory. In my DIY era, we bought a flat pack

where you can design it online, but you buy the flat pack wardrobe. Oh, yeah. And this flat pack, I'm telling you, this flat pack was like advanced, advanced flat pack. Yeah. And I nearly cried multiple times. Gemma, I said that the other day.

My goal is to become rich enough that I can buy already assembled furniture. Oh, that's the dream. A hundred percent. Exclusively. Gemma, you sound like you need to become that rich to do that. Oh, absolutely. No more mocha for me. Yeah.

Thanks, mocha. We want some assembled furniture now. Some people have texted in, how much would you have charged to tile breeze splashback? Someone said, depends on the kind of tiles, but about 500 bucks from Fabio the tiler. Really? 500 bucks to Fabio the tiler. Really? 500 bucks to tile a splashback?

And do I have to provide all the, obviously, the tiles? That's what I said. Another one here said, how much to tile Bree's splashback if she provides the tiles? Someone said, nothing, just a box of beers for Bree. Oh, you're kidding me! Yeah. So. Well, now you know.

Maybe I'll rip him down. Yeah. And invite that person over next weekend. Can that person text in, would you charge the same to come and fix the tiling that Bree has already done? There's a lot of parts that need fixing. Does the deal still stand?

Yeah. We can watch the wars and have some beersies. All right. 0800 dial ZM. Let's change topic to birthday banger. Do you want to know the number one song in the charts on the day that you turn 16 years old? Pause now. 0800 DIAL ZM.

We'll get you on. Bree and Clint. And that's us. Boing. Thanks for joining us. We're done for the day. I'm going out for dinner. Are you?

Yeah. What's the occasion? Just catching up with friends. Fun. Which is awesome because I never do stuff like that. Midweek? Yeah, I know. It's not even midweek.

It's Tuesday. And I've got a mortgage. How am I doing it? I'm not eating for the rest of the week. It's the no kids thing. Yeah. Yeah. Live it up.

Live it up. Fun. What are you doing? Putting together a flat pack or something? Yeah. You know, dad stuff And actually, what else do dads do? Reading the newspaper

I do love reading the newspaper Yeah, see What else does, what else Oh, um, um, mowing the lawn Yeah, yeah, dads love mowing the lawn Yeah, dads love that Yeah, they get a real Kick out of it

What else do dads love Um I've been I've been on a lot of bike Like bike maintenance Journey recently Mmhmm Acquiring new bikes

Putting the chains on Yeah Getting the seat heights right Greasing the chains up Adjusting the handlebars Yep That's big dad energy Yeah that is

And shit you feel important When you get your tool kit out and you get down there next to the bike and you're like, all right, let's flip this thing upside down. Let's see what we can do here. See what we're working with. God, that would be the worst as a kid when the chain had come off. Yeah. And then you'd push too hard and then you'd end up scratching

the inside part of your ankle. Real sharp pedals too. Yeah, that's the sharp pedal. Man, we had sharp pedals in the 90s. Why were the pedals sharp? Because they were meant to grip into the bottom of your ankle. Real sharp pedals too. Yeah, that's the sharp pedal. Man, we had sharp pedals in the 90s. Why were the pedals sharp? Because they were meant to grip into the bottom of your shoe. Yeah, but if you slip. Rip your shin off.

It's done. It's over. Anyway, yeah, I'll do all those things tonight. Yeah, nice. And probably do a barbecue as well. I was going to say, you're going to get on the barbecue. Do a barbecue, yeah. And are you going to get the tea towel and flip it over one shoulder and look all kind of professional?

Rub my belly. Hey, doll, can you bring me one of those beers? I'm going to clean down this barbecue with it and some of that newspaper that I was just reading inside. Being a dad is a good time. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you back tomorrow. Bye, guys.

Play. ZDM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3. Have a great night everybody We'll see you back tomorrow Bye guys