ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th April 2025

Episode Date: April 9, 2025

Clint's best round of Gaydar yet!  What animal would you bring back from extinction?  A brand new icecream flavour.  Am I supposed to be this sore after a workout?!  See omnystudi...o.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Bree and Clint. Cheers to Max, available on Neon. Stream now from just $12.99 a month. And now, coming to you live from the ZM Studios in Auckland, New Zealand, it's Brie and Clint. Hello everybody, happy hump. It's Brie and Clint. G'day guys, good to be here for your Wednesday. Biggest news in the country today. Huge news. That The Chaser could be doing some special episodes here.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Oh, The Chase. Yeah, yeah. The Chase coming to New Zealand. Well, I think we're going to go to Australia to film it. So they use the Australian studios, but it'll be all Kiwis. But it's Kiwis who get to be on special edition episodes, right? And there'll be a special Kiwi host. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Which they have to figure out. But they're saying it's four episodes. Four episodes, yeah. But we get the Australian chasers, so the people you go against, but they might bring some of the British ones in too. Yeah, great. Great idea. I reckon, because you can apply to be on it right now,
Starting point is 00:01:21 like go to Google and you can apply. I think, yeah, because they're looking for people to be on the chase. And I reckon they don't need to look. If you've won tradie versus lady more than twice, then you're a shoo-in. We should just give them our phone logs. Give them the list. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, good to go.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Text us on 9696 if you reckon you've won tradie versus lady the most times. Do you think people have won multiple times? I reckon people have won at least twice. Yeah, right. We've been playing it for years. We've had a couple of losers, like multiple time losers on the phone before. Yes, there has been people who have lost many times. My theory is do you win and then retire?
Starting point is 00:02:02 You're like, oh yeah, I ticked that box. Yeah, some people would, I reckon. Maybe. Yeah, sure. Well, if it's your first time, second time or fifth time, you can call us now if you want to win Tradie vs Lady. The scores are 24 to the Tradies and 30 to the Ladies. So the Ladies are going back ahead again.
Starting point is 00:02:18 A few texts coming through. Someone said, I've lost the only two times I've called. See, multiple losers. Someone else said, I think I've won two out of three. That's decent. It's not bad. It's good odds. Who's up?
Starting point is 00:02:30 Play Zed Eames, Bree and Clint. It's treaty versus ladies. Three, two, one, let's go. The ladies had a good win yesterday, which takes their total wins up to 30 for the year. The tradies on 24. Our lady today is calling from Auckland. She's 38 and she's going for a girls trip to Raro in three weeks.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Welcome to the show, Bex. G'day, Bex. Hi, how's it going? Very jealous. How many of you are going? There's just the four of us. Oh, perfect amount. It's very White Lotus. Yeah. Isn't it? Which one are you? It's just the four of us. Oh, perfect amount. It's very White Lotus.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Yeah. Isn't it? Which one are you? Just the girls on holiday together. I'm the fun one. She's the fun one. Great. Open to interpretation,
Starting point is 00:03:15 which one you thought was the fun one? I think they were all fun at certain times. Nah, not the one from Texas. Oh, she was fun at times when she was drunk. You're taking in our tradies today. All set from Auckland are 37 and Waihi Beach is his favourite beach. Welcome to the show, Aaron. G'day, Azza.
Starting point is 00:03:35 How you going? Good, thank you, mate. Why Waihi is your favourite beach? We've got a little caravan down there at a campground. Beautiful. Oh, how many good. Every year for the last couple of years. Lovely.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Yeah, it is a stellar beach. Aaron. Definitely, definitely. Your buzzer is tradie. Bex, yours is lady. The first of three correct answers wins. Tradie versus lady. Best of luck, everyone.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Here comes question number one. The Statue of Liberty was a gift to America from which country? Lady. Yes, Bex. Was it France? It was France. It was France. Rumour is they won it back. Is that the rumour? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:13 You guys suck now. Can we have our statue back? Well done, Bex. That was a tough one, but you got it. One to the ladies. Question number two. In which fictional city does the movie Aladdin take place? Brady. Yes, Aaron.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Agrabah. It is Agrabah. Come on down, step around. That's impressive to have that fact stored away in your mind. I feel like these are peak millennials to give that question to, though. So if anyone was going to get it, it was either Aaron or Bex. Aaron, what's Aladdin's monkey's name? Abu.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Abu. That was a bonus question but it's not worth any points. It's just crude. Aaron actually played Aladdin in the musical. In Waihe Beach at the campground. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. You are the dancing Bex. Bex just got in in when you can tell me who sings this. You are the dancing...
Starting point is 00:05:05 Bex. Bex just got in. Ebba. Ebba. Well done. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Who was the first member of One Direction to leave the band?
Starting point is 00:05:17 Lady. Bex for the win. Zayn. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Tell you what, see, that is a good game of tradie versus lady.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Could have went any way, but well done, Bex. Thank you. Well done, Bex. Congratulations. If all the questions had been about Aladdin, that would have been Aaron's game. Yeah, Aaron, call tomorrow because you wouldn't believe it. It is strictly Aladdin day tomorrow. I'll be back. And your buzzer is
Starting point is 00:05:45 Jaffa. Thanks, guys. All good. See you, mate. Win for the ladies. They go through to 31 versus 24. ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast. This will hit home for anybody who moved away from home to study or work
Starting point is 00:06:02 or if their family moved. To run from people. Yeah, yeah. To start a new life with a new name. I saw on Friend of the Show, Tegan from the My Morning Crew's Instagram story yesterday, she asked the question, how long do you live somewhere before you say that's where you're from? Not the place that you were born or grew up.
Starting point is 00:06:22 You know, if someone goes, oh, where are you from? Yeah. Like, for example, me, if someone said to me, if I met them for the first time, they're like, oh, hey, where are you from? I was born in Rotorua and I lived there until I was 18, but I haven't lived there since I was 18. I've lived in Auckland for 19 years. So where am I from?
Starting point is 00:06:42 Originally from Rotorua But you live in Auckland Yeah but do I have to say that every single time Someone asks me? Do I say I grew up in Rotorua but I live in Auckland It depends if they're saying Where'd you grow up? Or where have you come from? You go I live in Auckland
Starting point is 00:06:59 But where have you come from is different to Oh where are you from? But where have you come from could be from Could be also I come from is different to, oh, where are you from? But where have you come from could be from, could be also, I come from Rotorua. Right. Yeah. Where do you say?
Starting point is 00:07:11 If someone says to you, if I say to you, say, we're meeting for the first time at, I meet you at a bar today. And I say, oh, where are you from? Oh, you've got a bit of an accent. Where are you from? Australia. Oh, you live in Australia? No, I live in Auckland now.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh. accent where are you from australia oh you live in australia no i live in auckland now oh okay yeah oh i feel like i feel like it's not that hard to no i feel like it is is i feel like it is am i still from i guess i am still you you will always be from rota roa yeah and i'm not i'm not mad about that but like you're, you're never not going to be from there. I think my point is, why do I have to give my life story every time someone asks me that question? So it depends. It depends on the context of the conversation, who's asked you, why they've asked you.
Starting point is 00:07:56 You know what I mean? So, like, if it's... It depends who. Let's say you're on a first date. Yeah. And someone asks you, where are you from? That's when you have to say, originally I'm from Rotorua. But I've lived in Auckland for the last 19 years.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Because you have to give more information in that context. Whereas if it was in a job interview and they say, where are you from? I'm from Auckland. I'm an Aucklander. I'm from Auckland. Okay. You Aucklander. I'm from Auckland. Okay, let's fast forward another 20 years. So I've now lived in Auckland for 39, let's round it up to 40 years.
Starting point is 00:08:35 And someone says to me, where are you from? But who is it? I need the context. It's a casual acquaintance. It's someone I've bumped into. So don't need to give all that much information. It's a friend of a friend. Don't need to give heaps of information. You say, I'm from Auckland. Okay. In which
Starting point is 00:08:51 situation would I say, well, originally from Rotorua, 60 years ago I lived in Rotorua. If your daughters one day go, Dad, where are you from? You go, originally I was born in Rotorua, because you have to give more information. Because you want to.
Starting point is 00:09:08 I don't understand why this is so clear cut for you. It's so clear cut. Claudia, what do you think? No, Claudia doesn't get an opinion because she lives where she grew up. She gets an opinion. No, you can't because you don't get it. Stop telling the women that they don't get an opinion. You do get an opinion.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Let us speak. And I thought I had an ally in you. But you know what? Actually, I think that you haven't lived away from home long enough. I don't think you've lived away from home long enough. Mate, I have lived away from home since I was 15. How long have you lived away from home for? You said it, 18.
Starting point is 00:09:41 So I'm longer than you. No, but I'm three years older than you, so it's the same amount of time. Exactly, we're the same. Okay, well, I got your opinion, but I didn't like it. So I'm asking for other opinions. But Ella doesn't get one either because she lives in Auckland. She lived in Christchurch for a couple of years. I did.
Starting point is 00:09:57 So my story is grew up in Auckland, lived in Christchurch for two years back in Auckland, and who knows what else? No, two years doesn't count. Two years doesn't count. Oh! Two years doesn't count. I was on your side for a second there. Nah, that kind of falls by the way. Yeah, it does now.
Starting point is 00:10:09 It's all about who asks you. If you were four years old, I'd be interested in the fact that you lived in Christchurch for two years, because it's a decent chunk of your life. Right. But as a 23-year-old, two years. Fine. Potato, potato. Right.
Starting point is 00:10:23 So I don't have anything to add to this. I lived in Europe for six months. Wow! That counts. Oh, true, that's a good point. Okay, ask me the question. Where am I from? Whereabouts are you from?
Starting point is 00:10:34 I'm from Rotorua, but I actually lived in Christchurch for a year and I did a two and a half week contiki to Vietnam and I've been in Auckland since 2006. Jeez, didn't ask for your life story. That's my exact point. No, but if I had a said, hey, where are you from? I want the life story.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Tell us. And where do you fuck a puppet to? Oh, don't get me started. That is Franklin. Guys, there's a brand releasing a weird flavour of ice cream. Okay. And when I say weird, I've never seen it before. Good weird?
Starting point is 00:11:10 Remember when, you're old enough to remember, remember when salty sweet was considered weird? I love salty sweet. I know. People were like, maple syrup on fried chicken. This is wild. That's mental. Anything with pretzels and something sweet, I'm into.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Do you reckon our taste buds have changed? Because like a salted caramel is kind of like the peak indulgence at the moment. But I feel like it didn't exist before 2011. Well, they're always coming up with something, aren't they? Yeah. To, you know, test our taste buds. So is this as good as that? I'm going to say no.
Starting point is 00:11:52 The flavour of ice cream that a brand, and look, I know this is a PR stunt because the brand is launching a new product. Yeah. And that new product is a breast pump for ladies who have just had babies. Yeah, yeah. And to go along with that to celebrate the launch of the new breast pump, they are releasing breast milk ice cream. Yeah, right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:18 But hear me out, hear me out. Is it for babies? Not for babies. This is for grown humans. Yeah. For adult for grown humans. Yeah. Adult humans to enjoy. You'll be glad to know that it doesn't include anyone's breast milk.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Right. Is it just breast milk flavoured? It's breast milk flavoured. What's the friggin' point of that? I mean, what would I rather have? It's a good question. What do you mean? Would I rather have real breast milk ice cream or artificial breast milk ice cream?
Starting point is 00:12:49 I feel like it would be quite invasive to ask women to give over their... Oh, you'd have to milk them. You know, they'd have to go to... It'd be like... I mean, it's what cows do, eh? I know. But at least I've got more respect for human women than that. I don't know about you.
Starting point is 00:13:06 Hook all the women up to the pumps so they can get the milk for their bloody ice cream. Is artificial breast milk just formula? Because baby formula is artificial breast milk, isn't it? And does formula taste like breast milk? It's a great question. I've got a few more details on it. It says that it'll be sweet and creamy. It's supposed to mimic the taste of real breast milk.
Starting point is 00:13:34 And the ice cream will be nutrient-packed and it'll have all the good stuff in it, including fats, omega-3 brain fuel, carbs, important vitamins, plus lots of water. So H2O hydration. Just like breast milk. Quick question for the vegan in the team. Are you eating that? Yeah, you can't have cow milk ice cream.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Would you have human milk ice cream? No animals have been harmed. No, and you can ask permission. So like, Brie, if you had breast milk, I'd be like. Oh, you gear up. Right, okay. But like, that's the thing. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Permission. That's the whole, that's the whole vegan. Consent. Yeah. Like, what if a parrot, let's say a parrot, who can speak. This is a great question. You know, let's say we milk the parrot with its consent. Are you drinking the parrot milk?
Starting point is 00:14:29 No, I don't want the parrot milk. What about a very obliging badger? Nah. There's a lot of obliging badgers out there. Would you drink badger milk? No, I'm okay. Thank you, though. So it's a hard pass, I feel like, from all of us.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Yeah. Ella's judging us like we're the weird ones. She just said she wants to drink your breast milk. I'm open to it. If there ever is an opportunity. I will make you a latte. Okay. With tea?
Starting point is 00:14:53 Tea? I'll make you tea. Okay. Yeah, a tea from a titty. A titty tea. I look forward to it. Zed-N's Brain Clench. What about this dire wolf thing that they've brought back from extinction?
Starting point is 00:15:08 You know what I'm like. I love all these kind of, you know, theories. And when I saw this, I was like, oh, my God, Jurassic Park, it's happening. Yeah. It's happening. It's the first step. Yeah. Well, essentially it is, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:15:22 Pretty much. Have you looked into it much? I've looked into bits and pieces. I've seen stories where they're like excited about it. And then I've seen some articles which are like, they're not telling you everything. It's not technically what they've done. Sure.
Starting point is 00:15:39 You know? They're a company at the end of the day. Yes. The company's called Colossal Biosciences. If you've missed the story, they are claiming to have genetically engineered the first dire wolf to live in over 10,000 years. And for people who don't know what a dire wolf is?
Starting point is 00:15:56 Well, first of all, it's the wolves from Game of Thrones. The original wolf, essentially. Yeah, it's the OG wolf. Yeah. It's basically a bigger wolf with a wider head, light, thick fur, often white, and a stronger jaw. So it's like a super wolf. Yeah, it's like the wolf that all the other wolves have come from.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Yeah. Essentially. They're not saying they've – I would have said resurrected. I feel like that's got a good ring to it. But, no, they're saying they've de-extincted it. They've made it de-extinct. De-extinct. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Oh, yeah. It's been de-extincted. That's a roll off the tongue. Their goal, I've looked into a bit about this company. Their goal is to bring back the woolly mammoth. Because I've seen those stories for years where they found a frozen woolly mammoth. Because I've seen those stories for years where they found a frozen woolly mammoth. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:49 And how, I think the last time we talked about this, they thought they could do it within the next 10 to 12 years. Yeah. They still have to, from what I can tell, because the DNA is not perfect. Even in a frozen one, it's like degraded to a point that it's not spot on. They have to base it off.
Starting point is 00:17:07 They'll base it off an Asian elephant, I think, and then edit the genes to be more like woolly mammoth genes. It is literally Jurassic Park, guys. Yeah, it is. It is. They said the woolly mammoths, they want to re-release them into the Arctic. Yeah, right. For conservation reasons, they said.
Starting point is 00:17:27 I mean, they'll say anything to do some cool stuff. Yeah, yeah. As long as they don't end up in zoos, wouldn't that be devastating? You'd get bought back from extinction just to live in a frigging zoo. Yeah, that'd be so, so cutting. My question is, will it actually be a woolly mammoth
Starting point is 00:17:44 or will it be a mix of a bunch of different animals? Yeah, will it be a woolly mammoth or a hairy elephant? Yeah. Like, what's it going to be? They also want to bring back the Tasmanian tiger. Yeah, that was native to Australia. Australia, yeah. Its cousin is the Tasmanian devil.
Starting point is 00:18:02 Yeah, it's only been extinct since the 1930s, the Tasmanian tiger. Yeah. So there's more readily available DNA. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know 100% how it works. But if we can bring back anything, what are we bringing back? What do you want?
Starting point is 00:18:15 It's a great question. I actually, what are you thinking? I was like, well, in New Zealand, we've got to bring back the moor. A lot of people on the text machine are saying that. 230 kilos of bird, 12 foot tall. Surely we bring that back. And apparently, I mean, it was eaten to extinction. Delicious.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Really? Like chicken? Well, I don't know. I would rather not bring that back. Okay. Personally. Because that sounds terrifying. It'd be great for tourism.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Sounds very scary. What if we were the only country in the world that had 12 foot tall birds? With a big ass beak. Yeah. Long ass neck. That would scare the crap out of me. And a big ass as well.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Claudia, what do you want to bring back? I want to bring back Harambe. Oh, okay. Very specific. Yeah, yeah. He's one of a kind. Yeah. That is very specific.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Shout out Harambe. Should have taken that kid. Ella, what are you bringing back? I'm sad about this one. I want the Stella sea cow back. Stella sea cow? They've gone in 1768. A sea cow?
Starting point is 00:19:19 Stella's sea cow? Like a dugong? Yeah. Is that what it looks like? They look like a seal slash on walrus. Oh yeah, it's like a narwhal without the horn. Yeah. They're so cute, and people hunted them for their fur coats and hats.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Really? Yeah. Yeah, bring them back. Yeah, they look cute. That sounds fun. Thanks. Lovely hat. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:19:38 It's Stella's sea cow. A bit random, but you know. It's very expensive. It's like a seal the size of a whale. Yeah, that's impressive. One of a kind. Thank you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Well, watch this space because we are God now and we'll just bring back whatever we want. I know what I want to be brought back. Oh, you do? Yeah. I've thought about it. Unicorns. Sick.
Starting point is 00:19:59 Yeah, man. I mean, it's, you know. Yeah. It's the natural next step. It's the obvious choice, really. The Scottish will get their, you know, national animal back and we'll all get to enjoy unicorns again. Yeah, and they poop rainbows, so.
Starting point is 00:20:14 It's a win-win, I'm telling you. It's a win-win. Bring back the unicorn. Zed Am's Bree and Clint podcast. I feel like most of us have stayed at an Airbnb before. How long do you reckon Airbnb's been around? Dunno, but that counts things like book a batch and things like that as well, eh? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:32 How long has... Any time you pay a stranger to stay in their house. Yeah, it's all the same. But they're not there. But they're... Oh, and I guess Airbnb, you can rent a room, can't you? Sometimes they are there. Didn't your mum book a room once by accident?
Starting point is 00:20:45 She thought she was booking a house and she accidentally booked a room and they were like, yep, we'll just pop you in here, love. My mum and dad were going to this wedding in Byron Bay. Yeah, that's right. And they were like, they left it too late to book accommodation and they ended up finding this place on Airbnb and they'd never booked an Airbnb before. They were like, this place looks amazing and they'd never booked an Airbnb before.
Starting point is 00:21:06 They were like, this place looks amazing. Look at it. It's so cheap. They rock up and it's a bunch of like backpackers all staying in the separate rooms in the house and the kitchen and the bathroom were communal. Was the owner there? I don't know. All the rooms had been rented out. All the rooms were full.
Starting point is 00:21:25 God, those backpackers would have loved your mum. Could you imagine? All these kids would have been like, who are they? Yeah. Are they travelling? What are they doing? Alright, who's got the shop glasses? Who wants some spag bal for dinner? It's on me. Apparently it was founded
Starting point is 00:21:42 in 2007. Oh yeah, okay. I didn't think it was that old No it would have taken a while to get down to this part of the world Yeah that's true I've stayed in one before where We had the lower level So the owners were there And we had like
Starting point is 00:21:58 It was kind of like a granny flat underneath the house So it was self contained, it had a kitchenette And toilet and stuff like that It's not like you were going to bump into them. Nah. But I think you definitely want to know that. Yeah, you need to disclose that. Yeah, for sure. But you also need to read it when you book it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Because it was just me and my wife staying there. But if you'd showed up with like, you know when it says like, this sleeps three and you show up with nine and you're like, we'll just put some airbags down. And they're literally above you. Yeah, they're there. Yeah, I feel like it's definitely caught people out over the years. I saw this video of this guy who, so let me paint a picture for you
Starting point is 00:22:33 because I've got some audio to play. But let me paint the picture first. So there's this guy. Him and his friends have booked this Airbnb. It said it was the whole house. Okay. So they've booked the house. It wasn't just a room in the house. They've was the whole house. Okay. So they've booked the house. It wasn't just a room in the house.
Starting point is 00:22:47 They've booked the whole house. Yeah. And essentially his friends have gone out for breakfast or something. So it's just him at the Airbnb. He's sitting in the living room and there's a bookcase next to the TV. Okay. Like a cabinet, like a bookcase. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:02 All of a sudden the bookcase opens like a secret door to reveal the owner of the house standing there where he's been living in this secret room that's contained behind the bookcase. Like Dobby. Exactly. And the owner is not wearing any pants. Take a listen. Yeah, who are you? I own the house.
Starting point is 00:23:29 I'm Richard. What are you doing? I was thinking about going and having a shower now. Where's your trousers? If it's not inconvenient right now, I'd like to use the bathroom. Excuse me, what are you doing here? I live here. I'm locking myself away here.
Starting point is 00:23:45 I'm going to get under your feet. You might have noticed because I bring all my plates out here. Doc, use the kitchen. Where's your gloves gone? They're in the washing machine. That would be... That would be terrifying. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:24:01 He's been in the house the whole time. The whole time. And he says he only comes out at night. To use the kitchen. Yeah. And he puts his dishes and he does his washing. That's not okay. He chooses the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:24:15 You only get to rent your house out if you've got somewhere else to go. You can't say that it's the whole house if you're living in a secret room that's contained within the house and you need to use the bathroom in the kitchen. If you're going to do that, put a bathroom in there for yourself. But then you're going to hear the bookshelf flush the toilet and you'll be like, wait, did that bookshelf just... That'd be so creepy. Why does it smell like there's a lasagna
Starting point is 00:24:40 being cooked inside the bookshelf? The guy had such a good sense of humour about it. Like, he was just..., he couldn't believe it. And the guy wasn't wearing any pants because he was trying to sneak out to the shower because he'd heard everyone leave, but one guy obviously stayed. We want to hear your wild Airbnb stories this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:24:59 The strange thing that you found, saw, or had happened to you while you were staying in somebody else's house, an Airbnb, a Booker Batch. It can be anything. Yeah. Like, you'll know if you've got one of these stories. Maybe it was a fight that you had with an owner. Maybe you found a camera hidden in one of the places you stayed.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Oh, my God. You hear about secret cameras, eh? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like, anything. Anything that has to do with you staying in someone else's house, Booker Badge, Airbnb. The ZM Podcast Network. We're looking for your wild Airbnb stories.
Starting point is 00:25:34 I feel like there is a lot of them out there and there's some good ones on the text machine. We'll kick it off with this one. It says, our friends put their house up for rent on Airbnb for the V8 weekend in Pukekohe. They were planning to go away for the weekend. Turns out they had booked their weekend
Starting point is 00:25:53 away on the wrong weekend, so they asked us, can we pitch a tent in your backyard? I thought they were joking. No, they turned up with their three kids and a dog for the weekend camping in our backyard. Oh, my God. Did they get a discount for camping?
Starting point is 00:26:10 Oh, that's funny. Surely. Let's go to Sherry. I know $800. Hi, Sherry. Hi, Sherry. Hi. Were you the renter or the person with the house?
Starting point is 00:26:19 I was the renter. Okay. And what happened? I was in Florida two years ago now and I'd rented what I thought was an apartment for my daughter and I and we turned up quite late. It was
Starting point is 00:26:33 like 11 o'clock at night and went in and I thought this was a bit weird and we went upstairs and it turns out there were other people there. They had a raging party. So my daughter and I were locked in our room with the door locked. Luckily we had our own bathroom.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Yeah. And I woke up the next morning and opened up the door and there was some woman passed out on the floor in the hallway. Some other people passed out on one of the beds. They had all the doors open and everything. Yeah. Vomit all through the bathroom. Oh.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Yeah. So my daughter and I packed our stuff up really quickly and left and got another hotel. Yeah. How old was your daughter, Sherry? 11. Oh, no. Yeah. It's weird.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Poor things. That's horrible. I think back in the day you could save a little bit of money on the Airbnbs, but they're pretty much quite similar to a hotel now. I agree. And for you and your daughter, a hotel, way better. Yep. Way better.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Just for peace of mind. They had free breakfast. That was worth it. And no vomit. No vomit. Or a raging party. Thanks, Sherry. How about this text?
Starting point is 00:27:41 We rented an Airbnb and we found one of the teenage kids' weed stash. We left a note saying, good luck telling your parents. The kid tracked us down. The house is rent-led for weddings at a neighbour... That doesn't make sense. Anyway, he
Starting point is 00:27:59 found the... Oh! Okay. So I think they rent out the house for weddings that happened at the vineyard next door. So then the kid's gone onto the page and found the wedding photos and then has messaged the bride and has been like,
Starting point is 00:28:15 you need to give me my money for taking my stash. And said he gave us his bank account to pay him back. That's hilarious. If you find the stash, you're taking it. Not an Airbnb, but a hotel in Brisbane overbooked, so they put some fold-out beds in a conference room for us. What in the world?
Starting point is 00:28:35 No, refund. Refund us. But I guess you need somewhere to stay. Yeah, I guess it's whether you can find somewhere on the fly. What about this one? We stayed at an Airbnb where there was dog crap in the bedroom. I spent all night thinking we were going to be murdered. Like how much dog crap?
Starting point is 00:28:52 Why? And why was there dog poos in the bedroom? I rented out one of the rooms while I lived in a house. I had a woman in the toilet yelling out to me. She had her period and I had to go buy her tampons from the warehouse Some heroes don't wear capes Totally And she's lucky that you were there
Starting point is 00:29:12 She's lucky that you Yeah Yeah Oh God Well guys We're staying at an Airbnb this weekend Claude Are you? Yes we are
Starting point is 00:29:21 For Ella's wedding Shock in the best room Oh no I want the best room. Looks like we're bunking together then. Will you go through the bedside tables? Oh, 100%. I always look through them. Just a little PK.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Yeah, just to see. You want to know what kind of person's bed you're sleeping in. I always want to get into the room that's locked because there's always one room that's locked or one drawer that's locked. Yeah, because that's where the good shit is. I want to know. Everywhere the stash is.
Starting point is 00:29:50 It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Google downtime. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. All thanks to Neon and we've got $50 up for grabs if you back the winner. Can I just say I'm not looking for support with this,
Starting point is 00:30:11 but I just want to say there's only been one vote for Clint on the text machine today, and it says Clint. Surely he's got to win this thing someday. It's like a vote of confidence and no confidence both at the same time. Yeah. I actually sent that. Sorry. Did you? It's like a vote of confidence and no confidence both at the same time. Yeah. I actually sent that, sorry. Did you?
Starting point is 00:30:33 And then you are going to beat me after voting for me. Yeah, because I called dibs. That's sadistic. Yeah, that's messed up, Claudia. Here's how the game works. I put these questions into Google. The first person to yell out the correct answer gets a point. First to three takes the win.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Are we all ready? Set to play. Here we go. Question number one. What year did the movie Titanic come out in cinemas? 1997. That is correct. 1997. One to Clint. That's from the Dome. 1997. One to Clint.
Starting point is 00:31:07 That's from the Dome. Wow. Question number two. I only get points when it's questions I know the answer to. I never get it from Googling them. It's just if she does a factoid that I happen to have up there. Should we do it the Chase style and all put our phones away and it could just be a quiz?
Starting point is 00:31:22 Yeah. That would be a long game, I imagine. Question number two. How many Grand Slam titles has Novak Djokovic won? 24. That's solid Claudia Sykes right there. I googled how many grams has Novak Djokovic. How many grams has he done?
Starting point is 00:31:46 His tennis racket is 180 grams. That's light. So an eight ball. All right, question number three. One to Claude, one to Clint. How tall is the Empire State Building in metres to the tip? 443 metres. Wow!
Starting point is 00:32:03 Are you all right? I'm on it. 443.093 metres. Wow! Are you all right? I'm on it. 443.092 metres. I accept Claudia's answer of 443 metres. Base to tip. Base to tip. It's a lot of tip. You always got to measure to the tip.
Starting point is 00:32:20 There is a lot of tip. The Empire State Building itself is only 381. So 62 metres of the Empire State measure to the tip. There is a lot of tip. The Empire State Building itself is only 381. So 62 metres of the Empire State Building is all tip. Which makes the base even more important. Yeah. You know? Brings a whole new meaning to just the tip. What are we talking about?
Starting point is 00:32:37 Clint. The Empire State Building. Here comes question number four. Can we get a score update? Two to me. One to Claude. One to Clint. None to Ella so far.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Question number four. Who invented Bluetooth? Jep Hudson. Nice, Ella. Nice. She's in the game. Well done. Well.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Job. J-A-A-P. He was an electrical engineer. Somehow I Googled TED Talks. I don't know what happened. Okay, here we go. Two to Claude, one to Ella, one to Clint. Question number five. How many seasons of MTV Cribs were there?
Starting point is 00:33:24 19. 19. of MTV Cribs were there? 19. 19. And that is the game. Claudia. I thought I was supposed to throw this game. Does it again in stunning fashion. Well done.
Starting point is 00:33:40 19 seasons in 10 years. That's a lot. It's two a year, pretty much. Quick math. That's from the dome. That's a lot. It's two a year, pretty much. Quick math. That's from the dome. That's pretty good. Jess, you just won Google Down for picking Claudia. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:33:51 Well done, Jess. Amazing. Thank you so much. We will get that 50 bucks out to you, all thanks to Neon. Well done. Awesome. Woo-hoo. 50 bucks.
Starting point is 00:34:02 I'd like 50 bucks. Another thrashing from Claudia. Yeah, do you you are you sore on Wednesday nights I'm sore from the absolute reaming that Claudia gives you a ZM's
Starting point is 00:34:18 Brinklin podcast I read this article today on the New Zealand Herald which asked should you be sore after a workout? And I was like, I don't know, but I am. I am sore, like, for days.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Yeah. Like, and not just, oh, you know, when people say, oh, I'm a little bit sore. Like, it affects my day-to-day life. Same. Like, if I do a big weights or, like, you know, functional training session, I can barely sit on the toilet. Didn't you quit F45 because of it? I was so sick of being in pain all the time.
Starting point is 00:34:52 God, I know that feeling where you have to lower yourself down to the toilet. It's terrible. And then you get down to the toilet and you're like, I do not know how I'm getting back up off here. It always makes me think when that's happening. I'm like, I feel like if this was good for me, it shouldn't be making me feel like this. And that's what this article was about. I always think too, I'm like, do ripped people feel like this every day?
Starting point is 00:35:15 It's a great question. It's a great question. And have they just gotten used to it? They like it. Yeah, do they like it? Does it come as some kind of sadistic pleasure? Well this article says first of all The reason that you are sore
Starting point is 00:35:31 Is because of microscopic tears in your muscle fibres That's good That can lead to inflammation and pain I thought it was lactic acid builder I thought it was lactic acid too I always thought it was lactic acid I feel like I like the option was lactic acid builder. I thought it was lactic acid too. I always thought it was lactic acid. I feel like I like the option of lactic acid way more than micro tears in my muscles. But the micro tears from what I've gleaned are important
Starting point is 00:35:54 because you've got to break your muscle down to rebuild it stronger. So the micro tears are like you breaking down the muscle fibres. So they can get bigger. And then as they repair, they go, well, I better repair better than I was before because this bitch is going to do this to me again. I need to prepare. I need to be ready. And then as your muscles repair, the pain fades.
Starting point is 00:36:17 But then why am I always just as sore? Yeah. So they're obviously not getting better. It's just staying the same. They also say, because I was like, is feeling sore a good thing? And it says being really, like really bloody sore after a workout can be the opposite of helpful because most normal people can't train through the soreness of their muscles, so they just take the rest of the week off.
Starting point is 00:36:40 Yep. It happens. And they go, I can't, I physically can't. No. Do another medicine ball slam. It's not because we're lazy. the week off. Yep, it happens. And they go, I can't, I physically can't do another medicine ball slam. It's not because we're lazy, we actually physically can't because it feels like you're going to hurt yourself. You might have done
Starting point is 00:36:53 three workouts that week if they were moderate or light, but instead you do one hard and then you sit on the couch for the rest of the week and you need a little treat. I like that option. I think that's good. So it's kind of saying that the pain is good and bad.
Starting point is 00:37:12 It does say that you need to listen to your body. That's the ultimate thing you need to do. If you are getting like insanely sore after a workout that you need to listen to your body and ease up a bit, it says the cure for the soreness, because I was always just told drink more water to flush out the lactic acid. Magnesium? Magnesium is in there. It does say lots of water, but water with electrolytes in it.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Okay. Anti-inflammatories. Voltaren? You're well. I was so sore at one point last year when I was at F45. I was taking Voltaren and then someone said to me, they're like, that's bad. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:51 You should not be doing that. Take a Voltaren before your workout. Like a pre-workout. I was popping them like Tic Tacs. Massage. Yeah. Light massage. But I don't want anybody, when I'm that sore,
Starting point is 00:38:03 I don't want anybody to touch it. Like get away from me. And keep your body moving is the other one. Yeah, but I can barely move it. I know, but you should go for a hobble around the block, I reckon. If your legs are that sore, you need to get the blood flow going. Yeah. So do people who have ice baths still get sore or is that the cure?
Starting point is 00:38:21 Ice baths are meant to be a huge help for that. That's why they do it. Well, they should have ice baths at gyms then. Yeah, I think some of them do now. Do they? Like the fancy gyms. Can you share an ice bath? Because does the ice kill the bacteria?
Starting point is 00:38:38 Is that? Yeah, surely. As long as no one wheezes in it. Someone's definitely wheezing in the ice bath, eh? What kind of psychopath would wheeze in the ice bath? One time, and I'm not joking, one time I was at a softball tournament. I was in New Zealand actually and our coach was like, we're going to do makeshift ice baths.
Starting point is 00:38:58 So we're at the hotel and he had a bathtub and then a shower, not attached to each other but right next to each other. And so you'd get in the bathtub full of ice and then you'd have to jump in the hot shower and you'd have to alternate with someone. Anyway, the girl that he put me with clearly did a wee in the shower when I got in there. I was like, she's just done a wee in here.
Starting point is 00:39:22 You'd rather that she wee'd in the shower than the ice bath. I guess that, yeah, I was like, she's just done a wee in here. You'd rather that she wee'd in the shower than the ice bath. I guess that, yeah, that was considerate. If I wee'd in an ice bath, I would have the tiniest willy. You'd have just a little ice cream coming from the top of your pee. It would be almost impossible to wee. You lack
Starting point is 00:39:39 the necessary organ to urinate at this time, sir. Your prostate would look like a sultana. Anyway, can you tell we don't work out that much? Play Zeddy's Bree and Clint. Let's play Gaydar. Bree and Clint's Gaydar.
Starting point is 00:39:57 Let's rock. The game where we attempt to guess if you are a part of the queer community or not. Rooted in the fact that Bree believes she has quite a good gay dad. Yeah. And you feel like you do as well. No, I've never claimed to have a good one. That's what you've been saying behind the scenes. No, I don't think I ever realised how bad mine was until we started.
Starting point is 00:40:19 You think it's bad? I don't think it's bad. Really? Yeah. I don't think it's bad at all. Okay. it's bad. Really? Yeah. I don't think it's bad at all. Okay. Well, I guess let's play today and we'll see. Let's go to the phones.
Starting point is 00:40:31 And Bella is going to be the first contestant on Gaydar today. Hi, Bella. Hi, Bella. Hello. We get a question each, Bella, but we've agreed that it can't be a pointed question. It has to be a vague question, okay? But it's just to get to know you a little bit.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Yeah, okay. But it's just to get to know you a little bit. Yeah, okay. Bella? Yep. If you were a Pokemon, which Pokemon would you be? I think I would be one of the Eeveelutions. One of the Evolutions. Yeah, like Eeveelutions.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Yeah, the Eeveelutions. Maybe like the evolutions. The Eeveelution. Yeah, the Eeveelutions. Maybe like Flareon. Flareon. Damn, girl knows her Pokemon. Okay. Bella, do you have any experience in the saddle? I do. What experience do you have?
Starting point is 00:41:24 Quite a lot. I have ridden horses since I was 11 years old. I sensed it. Did you? No. Horse girl. I did. I actually work in the horse industry as well.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Oh, wow. We got to know quite a bit about Bella there. That's wild. I literally went, I feel like this girl has something to do with horses. My gut says Bella's gay. What about you, Brie? I reckon definitely a bit of gay about you, Brie? I reckon definitely
Starting point is 00:41:46 bit of gay in you, Bella. Bella? Yep. Are you gay? You are correct, I'm gay. Gay or nay? Gay or nay? My girlfriend's literally sitting right next to me. Tell her we said hi. Thank you, Bella.
Starting point is 00:42:03 We're one from one. Let's go to Samantha on our $100 a dim. Hi, Samantha. We're one from one. Let's go to Samantha on our $800 a day. Hi, Samantha. Hi, Samantha. Hi. Samantha, my question for you is, do you believe that man actually walked on the moon in the 1960s or was that a hoax created for television?
Starting point is 00:42:17 Oh, I'd say no, I don't believe it. You don't believe it? Oh, interesting. Okay, Samantha's a conspiracy theorist. Samantha, I feel like I just want to ask the Sex and the City question. Have you seen
Starting point is 00:42:31 Sex and the City? No, I haven't. Okay. Ooh. I mean, that could just mean she's young. Is that your question? No, my question is what is your favourite Disney movie ever? Oh, I don't know, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Okay, that's an answer in itself. Wow. Not a big Disney fan. Not a big Disney fan. My gut says Samantha is not gay. Brie? I'm confused about this one. I'm just going to go different to you and say that she is.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Samantha, what are you? I am straight. Yes. There you go. Thank you, Samantha. Let's go to Caitlin on 0800. Hi, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:43:31 Yeah, Kia ora. How are you? Good, thank you. Caitlin, if you had to pick which Friends character you were, which one would you be? Probably Ross. Ross, okay. Because he's nerdy.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Because he's nerdy. Yeah, right. Okay, I like it. Cool, cool, cool. I like that. I was going to say, no one ever picks Ross, okay. Because he's nerdy. Because he's nerdy. Yeah, right. Okay, I like it. Cool, cool, cool. I like that. I was going to say, no one ever picks Ross for themselves. Caitlin, what's your opinion on no-show socks? Oh, I don't like them very much.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Yeah. Fair enough. Is that an accent, Caitlin? Yeah, yep, yep. I grew up in New York, but I've been here for like 12 years, something. She moved here for a woman. She gay. Yeah, I think she's gay too. Caitlin, are you gay? I am. Yes!
Starting point is 00:44:13 Okay, thank you very much. The American gays, they're a different breed. The Ross thing kind of gave it away for me. The Ross thing, really? Yeah, I don't know why. That's the first trigger that I got. Really? Yeah. Chelsea's here. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Hey, guys.
Starting point is 00:44:27 How are we? We're good. Welcome to Gator. Thank you. Thank you. Chelsea, do you remember Nike Roshies, the shoes? No. Or Rosh Run Roshies?
Starting point is 00:44:41 Nah. I think Chelsea's too young for the Roshi. I remember the Roshi. I bought like five fake pairs in Bali. Yeah, I had Roshis. Well, my question's null and void then. We're going to have to rely on your question. Chelsea, how many siblings do you have, if you've got any?
Starting point is 00:44:56 I've got one. Okay. Are you older or younger? Older. Ooh. Chelsea's giving me a gay vibe. Yeah, you got some... ..some gay energy to me, Chelsea.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Chelsea, are you gay? Like, 90% straight. Oh! Wait. 90% straight? Wait, what does that mean, Chelsea? Where's the 10%? Just dabbled a bit.
Starting point is 00:45:31 We're going to claim it. We're going to claim it. Yeah. Can we claim it, Chelsea? I mean, it's your identity. Can we claim it? Yeah, 100%. Chelsea, let's be real.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Everyone's 10%. Jess is here. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hello. If we correctly get you, Brie will finish on 80%. I'll finish on 100% this week for Gaydar. So there's a lot of pressure on this.
Starting point is 00:45:54 There is. Jess, have you got a gym membership? And if you do, how often do you go? I do and I don't. You do have a membership and you don't go? Yep. Okay, thanks. Okay. have a membership and you don't go? Yep. Okay, thanks. Okay. Jess, what do you do for work?
Starting point is 00:46:12 I am a stay-at-home mum. Stay-at-home mum. Mmm, okay. Jess is straight. Jess, you're gay. Oh, we're splitting it on the last one Jess what are you I am 100%
Starting point is 00:46:29 on the gay side yes dammit let's go Jess we both finished the week with four out of five oh what a rush
Starting point is 00:46:38 thanks Jess thanks for playing gaydar Jess welcome thank you that was great good to finish on a win
Starting point is 00:46:44 yeah and then we finished we're equal yeah we're equal yeah well that's gaydar You're welcome. Thank you. That was great. Good to finish on a win. Yeah. And then we finished, we're equal. Yeah, we're equal. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's Gator. Thanks for playing, everyone. It's so much fun.
Starting point is 00:46:53 We're going to do your birthday bangers next. Oh, P.S. Yeah. I just remembered now that we've finished. My mum said to me, I think I've got pretty good Gator. Get her in here. She said, can I play next week? Yeah, get her in here She said can I play Yeah get her in here She's in the country
Starting point is 00:47:07 I'll bring her in next week Just especially for gaydar Yeah Be a good time I want to hear what questions she asks Me too ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast Time for Birthday Banger
Starting point is 00:47:19 Brie and Clint All I want for my birthday Is a birthday banger Here we go Birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16. And we'll play our favourite one of the three. Clodagh's going first.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Hi, Clodagh. Hi, Clodagh. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. How's your day been? It's been all right. It's better now. Great.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Good to have you here. What is your birthday? The 18th of June, 1996. All right. that means you're a Gemini Cloter and you're also 16 in 2012. We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday bag.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Two one-hit wonders combined to both get their only other hit. Elle City and Carly Rae Jepsen, Good Time. What do you reckon? Oh, it brings back some memories. Yeah, it's a good song. I like it. Okay, wait there, Clodagh.
Starting point is 00:48:13 We're going to do a birthday banger for Ned. G'day, Ned. Hi, Ned. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. What have you been doing today? Not much, just working. Working.
Starting point is 00:48:24 What do you do for work, Ned? Engineering. Engineering? Engineering. What type? Electrical? Power? Civil.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Civil. Nice. Hey, Ed, we just need your birthday. Six of May 2008. Right, that means you were 16 only just last year. Yeah. And here's your birthday bag. I'd rather take my whiskey and leave.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Need the 17-year-old civil engineer. You get hosier and too sweet. What do you reckon? Yeah, it's not too bad. Did you graduate university real early? Nah. He's not going to tell us how it is. And I respect that.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Maybe he's learning on the job. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like an apprenticeship engineer. Yeah, true. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't want to drive over a bridge that Ned has constructed. Absolutely not. Not now. Maybe later in his career. Yeah, but, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't want to drive over a bridge that Ned has constructed. Absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Not now. Maybe later in his career. Yeah, but not now. Call me ageist, but, you know. Let's go to Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hello, how are you?
Starting point is 00:49:34 Good. What have you been doing today, Shannon? Just work as well. Yeah, what do you do for work? Work at South Road. At where? South Road. South Roads. At where? South Roads. South Roads. Yeah, drive
Starting point is 00:49:48 machinery. Oh, nice one. Do you know Ned? No. What's the biggest thing you've driven, Shannon? Probably a truck and trailer. Yeah, nice. I like it, Shannon.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Hey, what is your date of birth, mate? Uh, 20th of the 7th, 97th. She'd have her heavy licence, eh? She'd have her HT, yeah. Yeah, for sure. You were 16, Shannon, in 2013, and here's yours. My name's Miley. Miley Cyrus, we can't stop, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:24 You a Miley fan? My partner is. Hey, well there's at least one winner today. That's a good one from Miley. I like it. Wait there, Shannon. Hosier, Our City and Carly Rae Jepsen or Miley Cyrus? I'm voting for that first one from Our City and Carly Rae.
Starting point is 00:50:42 Yeah, it sounds like a good time to me. Guys, it's late. It's a Wednesday. Like, I saw the opportunity for a crap joke and don't act like you guys haven't done it before. Don't act like, don't sit up there on your high horse, especially you, Clint. No, I know. Don't you start, Clodagh.
Starting point is 00:51:04 Don't you start. I'm good. You would have done the you start, Clodagh. Don't you start. I'm good. You would have done the same thing, Clodagh. No, no, Brie's right. It does sound like a good time. And that just happens to be the name of the song. Screw you guys. You're our winner, Clodagh.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Thanks for playing birthday banger. See you, Clodagh. Woke up on the right side of the bed. ZM Franklin. Don't even have to try if I'm wasting my time. Al City and Carly Rae Jepsen on ZM. That's the winner of Birthday Banger from the year 2012 for Clodagh. Bring back Carly Rae Jepsen, I say.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Yeah. Bring back some Carly Rae. Yeah. Was she too big, too fast? Was that the issue? I think. Because that song was huge. Not that one, but, you know, the other one.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Yeah. Call Me Maybe. Look, I'm not an expert, but I think when you have a hit like Call Me Baby, where it's so big, it's a global smash. Like, I feel like there's just too much pressure and it's happened to multiple people. The bar's too high.
Starting point is 00:52:13 That's why Lorde's second album was so impressive. Exactly, yes. Because her success on that first single and that first album was so, so meteoric that people were like, well there's no way she can do that again. And then she did. Same as Ed Sheeran? Yeah. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:31 He had a huge success with his first album. Yeah, he did. No? Yeah. He felt like he was more of a slow burn. No! You reckon he came out of the blocks with a song as big as Royals or Call Me Maybe? Maybe not as big, but he had, what, on that first album, Lego House, 18.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, fair. 18 was a global hit. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Not as big as Royals or Call Me Maybe.
Starting point is 00:53:00 Yeah. But big. God, Lord will be feeling, you'd feel the pressure all the time, but she's got a new album coming out this year. But it's going to be fantastic. It's going to be. It's going to be. I've got a feeling in my waters.
Starting point is 00:53:12 It's going to save, it's going to save the country actually. It's going to be melodrama. It's going to drag us out of recession. Melodrama 2.0. Yeah. It's going to drag us out of recession. She's going to save us. Way to put more pressure on the poor girl
Starting point is 00:53:26 She is going to save New Zealand And boy do we need it I think we elect her as Prime Minister If the album is good If the album is there And it brings this country out of recession She wins Then she gets the job
Starting point is 00:53:41 She will be our Lord and Saviour Literally Welcome back to round two She gets the job. She'll be our lord and saviour. Literally. Welcome back to round two of trying to do the Whitney Challenge. Featuring only the losers. Only the losers have to go again. And you don't want to be the loser's loser. You don't want to be ultimate loser. You don't want to be the last loser.
Starting point is 00:54:03 You do want to be producer Ella who got it on the first attempt in the first round. Literally nailed it first go. It's pretty mean. Yeah. It might be the coolest thing you've ever done. I felt insanely cool. Yeah. I walked away with swag.
Starting point is 00:54:16 If you didn't look as shocked that you got it, it could have been the coolest moment of your life. Yeah, you didn't maintain your cool. Still cool. Who's going first? The remaining people to achieve. You get to retire once you get it. The remaining people are Brie, Clint, and Claudia. I can go first if you want.
Starting point is 00:54:33 All right. Get it out of the way. The goal is hit the bell. We're using a bell for ours. Hit the bell right on this bit here. You know the deal. Good luck, Brie. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:57 I'm so confident. Daylight. I'm so confident too. At least I didn't go too late. Yeah, yeah. I think too late is definitely worse. Yeah, it's embarrassing. Or miles too early. Claudia, I think you're already next. All right.
Starting point is 00:55:11 I feel nervous about this one. We have the bell where we can see it. Okay. Thank you. Here we go. Good luck, Claudia. I wish you love. I think we did it exactly the same. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:55:32 I love that Claudia had time to sigh before it came in. Should we ding? Ding. No. No. Screwed it up. I have no confidence in myself. You've got it.
Starting point is 00:55:43 You've got it. We've got to get one. We've got to get one today. We've got to get one. We've got to get one today. We've got to get at least one. Here we go. That might have been worse than us. I think... Did you better your last one?
Starting point is 00:56:01 Because you were very early last time as well, weren't you? Does that mean we go again tomorrow? It means we go again tomorrow. Then we go again. The Whitney Challenge. It'll be back. Everyone's doing their video. Ours is just going to be a whole montage of fails.
Starting point is 00:56:18 ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. All the pet owners, listen up. I need you to answer this question honestly. And I need you to be honest with yourself more than me. Okay? Okay. Because everybody says there's nothing in the world that would make me part with my dog slash cat slash axolotl slash turtle slash goldfish, whatever it is that you're in love with. Guinea pigs, I feel like you could take or leave.
Starting point is 00:56:44 You had guinea pigs growing up and that makes me worried for them. I had guinea pigs, yeah. There is no more pointless pet than a guinea pig. Guinea pigs are cute though. They don't want anything to do with you. They're terrified of you and all they do is poo. It's a rat without a nose and a tail. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Is what it is. Some of them are cute. Yeah, they are cute. I reckon they're cute. From afar. They have a certain smell, guinea pigs. You what it is. Some of them are cute. Yeah, they are cute. I reckon they're cute. From afar. They have a certain smell, guinea pigs. Yeah, guinea pigs as well, eh Ella? They were fun.
Starting point is 00:57:10 How? Because they just like squeak and keep you company. They're little lawnmowers and they're happy. Maybe my guinea pigs were a-holes. Yours sound nice. Yeah. Here's the question, okay? See if you can answer this.
Starting point is 00:57:23 One million dollars a week for the rest of your life, but you have to sell one of your pets. Would you do it? I told you it was unrealistic. A million dollars a week for the rest of your life, but you have to sell one of your pets.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Can you choose who you sell them to? Oh, that's a great question. Like, your flatmate could buy them and you still have them. I'm going to say for the purpose of this, no. You just put them on the market. Once you sell it, can you buy it back with the million dollars that you get that week? I'd say no. No take
Starting point is 00:57:56 back sales. But I think you probably could sell it to someone that you could visit. But it couldn't be someone in your immediate... I wish I had a crappy pet. Yeah, I know, right? You're the same. You need a little bonus pet.
Starting point is 00:58:08 Oh, we need a bonus pet that we can sell. Like a mouse. I've got a dog that I love and a cat that I love. Could I buy a pet before I accept the deal and then sell that pet? No. But you could buy a new pet directly after selling your existing pet to fill the void. Oh, it's not the same.
Starting point is 00:58:24 I have a bonus pet. What is it? So my cat had a baby years ago and we kept it. Never had that connection with it until recently, but I think... You would sell off your cat's own child. Their mom doesn't even like the cat. Billy doesn't like Maggie.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Okay. So it would be sad, but for a million dollars I'm done. Not just a million dollars. A million dollars a week. I don't have to work. 52 million dollars a year. Yeah, that's fine. See ya. 520 million dollars a decade. See ya.
Starting point is 00:58:56 I'll sell Maggie. To be honest. You'll be a billionaire by the time you're 45. That sounds great, guys. Sell your dogs. I love my dog. I don't think sitting here answering this hypothetical question, I can't say yes. Bree! Because they might be listening. Yeah, well, they could be listening. Because she's left the radio on at home.
Starting point is 00:59:15 The thing is, is if it was real, like, I don't know what I would actually do. No, no. But like- As a hypothetical, you can't say yes. But the hypothetical, I have to say no. Because if you say yes to the hypothetical, you're just an arsehole, but you don't get any of the benefit.
Starting point is 00:59:32 True. You know, like, we'll all judge you and go, well, she doesn't love that dog as much as she said, but you don't even have the money to comfort you. Here's a question. Like, if I did say... Hypothetically, if I did say yes, oh, God, how would I pick one?
Starting point is 00:59:45 Yeah. I wish... What if... Okay, hypothetically, if I did say yes, oh God, how would I pick one? Yeah. I wish, oh. What if, okay, hypothetically, you say yes, and I'll pick for you. Oh, I don't know if I can do that. I'll pick at random. We'll put the two dogs name and a hat, and we'll draw one out.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Like the Hunger Games, like the reaping. They're like my children. I'll dress up as Effie. Yeah. Do I get to know where they're going? Yes. And are they in a good situation? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:10 Like, are they safe? You're selling it to an appropriate buyer. You're selling it to a family that you have met and know are nice. So they will have a good life. Yeah, they'll have a good life. Okay, yeah. Okay, they'll have a good life, but they'll never see you again. Oh!
Starting point is 01:00:26 Oh, Deanna. Which one, Bree? I can't pick. Don't make me pick. Okay, what about if it was between us in the show, who are you selling? Clint. Oh, a person? Yeah. Sorry. Never speak
Starting point is 01:00:41 first, Claudia. I'd sell any of you for a million dollars a week. I like how it's so easy that you'd sell any of us, but with your dog and your cat. Not your stupid dog, but me, a real-life human man. Wow. Yeah. Jeez.
Starting point is 01:00:56 Text us your answer, 9696. I thought we were off on us. I want to go home now. It was like literally within milliseconds you answered. The ZM Podcast Network. That's the end of the show. We have got to go because we are off to special screening, advanced screening of The Last of Us Season 2.
Starting point is 01:01:14 Yeah. So many people have asked me if they can come to this. Yeah. Like so many. They're like, what do I need to do? Well, I'm not coming because I've already seen it twice. You've seen it, yeah. So I can't.
Starting point is 01:01:24 I'm taking Mum to die. Yes. And I feel like there will be themed stuff there, if you know what I'm saying. Oh, like infected? Yeah. Yeah, definitely. It'll scare the bejesus out of my mum.
Starting point is 01:01:38 Did she watch season one? She would have. She hasn't. Oh, she hasn't? She gets quite scared. I thought she was into like Walking Dead and things like that. No, that hasn't. Oh, she hasn't? She gets quite scared. I thought she was into like Walking Dead and things like that.
Starting point is 01:01:47 No, that's me. Yeah, that's my thing. She gets quite scared with jump scare stuff but I reckon it'll hook her in watching this episode. Oh, she's going to poo.
Starting point is 01:01:57 She's going to poo her pants. There's a certain scene in the first episode. Which scene? The one when... Oh, I don't want to give anything away but... Yeah. Well, good luck with that. Oh, I know the one don't want to give anything away, but yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:06 Well, good luck with that. Oh, I know the one you're talking about. Yeah. Oh, yeah, she's definitely pooing her pants tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. What you do is you finish the popcorn early, and then you unfold the box and you put it down. Just lay it down like a tarp underneath her.
Starting point is 01:02:18 It comes out on Monday. For everybody to enjoy The Last of Us Season 2, if you want to see our interview with Bella Ramsey, go and check out our Instagram, at Bree and Clint, and you can get your Neon subscription ready to go so you can catch up on Season 1 before Season 2 drops on April 14. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow.
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