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And now, coming to you live from the ZM Studios in Auckland, New Zealand, it's Brie and Clint.
Hello everybody, happy hump. It's Brie and Clint.
G'day guys, good to be here for your Wednesday.
Biggest news in the country today.
Huge news.
That The Chaser could be doing some special episodes here.
Oh, The Chase.
Yeah, yeah.
The Chase coming to New Zealand.
Well, I think we're going to go to Australia to film it.
So they use the Australian studios, but it'll be all Kiwis.
But it's Kiwis who get to be on special edition episodes, right?
And there'll be a special Kiwi host.
Yeah.
Which they have to figure out.
But they're saying it's four episodes.
Four episodes, yeah.
But we get the Australian chasers, so the people you go against,
but they might bring some of the British ones in too.
Yeah, great.
Great idea.
I reckon, because you can apply to be on it right now,
like go to Google and you can apply.
I think, yeah, because they're looking for people to be on the chase.
And I reckon they don't need to look.
If you've won tradie versus lady more than twice, then you're a shoo-in.
We should just give them our phone logs.
Give them the list.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, good to go.
Text us on 9696 if you reckon you've won tradie versus lady the most times.
Do you think people have won multiple times?
I reckon people have won at least twice.
Yeah, right.
We've been playing it for years.
We've had a couple of losers, like multiple time losers on the phone before.
Yes, there has been people who have lost many times.
My theory is do you win and then retire?
You're like, oh yeah, I ticked that box.
Yeah, some people would, I reckon. Maybe.
Yeah, sure. Well, if it's your first
time, second time or fifth time, you can
call us now if you want to win Tradie
vs Lady. The scores are 24 to
the Tradies and 30 to the Ladies. So the
Ladies are going back ahead again.
A few texts coming through.
Someone said, I've lost the only two times
I've called. See, multiple losers.
Someone else said, I think I've won two out of three.
That's decent.
It's not bad.
It's good odds.
Who's up?
Play Zed Eames, Bree and Clint.
It's treaty versus ladies.
Three, two, one, let's go.
The ladies had a good win yesterday,
which takes their total wins up to 30 for the year.
The tradies on 24.
Our lady today is calling from Auckland.
She's 38 and she's going for a girls trip to Raro in three weeks.
Welcome to the show, Bex.
G'day, Bex.
Hi, how's it going?
Very jealous.
How many of you are going?
There's just the four of us.
Oh, perfect amount. It's very White Lotus. Yeah. Isn't it? Which one are you? It's just the four of us. Oh, perfect amount.
It's very White Lotus.
Yeah.
Isn't it?
Which one are you?
Just the girls on holiday together.
I'm the fun one.
She's the fun one.
Great.
Open to interpretation,
which one you thought was the fun one?
I think they were all fun at certain times.
Nah, not the one from Texas.
Oh, she was fun at times when she was drunk.
You're taking in our tradies today.
All set from Auckland are 37 and Waihi Beach is his favourite beach.
Welcome to the show, Aaron.
G'day, Azza.
How you going?
Good, thank you, mate.
Why Waihi is your favourite beach?
We've got a little caravan down there at a campground.
Beautiful.
Oh, how many good.
Every year for the last couple of years.
Lovely.
Yeah, it is a stellar beach.
Aaron.
Definitely, definitely.
Your buzzer is tradie.
Bex, yours is lady.
The first of three correct answers wins.
Tradie versus lady.
Best of luck, everyone.
Here comes question number one.
The Statue of Liberty was a gift to America from which country?
Lady.
Yes, Bex.
Was it France? It was France.
It was France. Rumour is they
won it back.
Is that the rumour? Yeah.
You guys suck now.
Can we have our statue back? Well done, Bex.
That was a tough one, but you
got it. One to the ladies. Question number two.
In which fictional city does the
movie Aladdin take place?
Brady.
Yes, Aaron.
Agrabah.
It is Agrabah.
Come on down, step around.
That's impressive to have that fact stored away in your mind.
I feel like these are peak millennials to give that question to, though.
So if anyone was going to get it, it was either Aaron or Bex.
Aaron, what's Aladdin's monkey's
name? Abu.
Abu. That was a bonus question but
it's not worth any points.
It's just crude. Aaron actually
played Aladdin in the musical.
In Waihe Beach at the
campground. Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
You are the dancing Bex. Bex just got in in when you can tell me who sings this. You are the dancing...
Bex.
Bex just got in.
Ebba.
Ebba.
Well done.
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
Question number four.
Who was the first member of One Direction to leave the band?
Lady.
Bex for the win.
Zayn.
She's got it.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Tell you what, see, that
is a good game of tradie versus lady.
Could have went any way, but well done, Bex.
Thank you.
Well done, Bex. Congratulations. If all the questions had been
about Aladdin, that would have been Aaron's game.
Yeah, Aaron, call tomorrow because you wouldn't
believe it. It is strictly
Aladdin day tomorrow.
I'll be back. And your buzzer is
Jaffa.
Thanks, guys.
All good. See you, mate. Win for the ladies.
They go through to 31 versus 24.
ZDM's Brie and
Clint podcast. This will hit home
for anybody who moved away
from home to study or work
or if their family moved.
To run from people.
Yeah, yeah.
To start a new life with a new name.
I saw on Friend of the Show, Tegan from the My Morning Crew's Instagram story yesterday,
she asked the question, how long do you live somewhere before you say that's where you're
from?
Not the place that you were born or grew up.
You know, if someone goes, oh, where are you from?
Yeah.
Like, for example, me, if someone said to me,
if I met them for the first time, they're like, oh, hey, where are you from?
I was born in Rotorua and I lived there until I was 18,
but I haven't lived there since I was 18.
I've lived in Auckland for 19 years.
So where am I from?
Originally from Rotorua But you live in Auckland
Yeah but do I have to say that every single time
Someone asks me? Do I say
I grew up in Rotorua but I live in Auckland
It depends if they're saying
Where'd you grow up?
Or where have you come from?
You go I live in Auckland
But where have you come from is different to
Oh where are you from?
But where have you come from could be from
Could be also I come from is different to, oh, where are you from? But where have you come from could be from, could be also,
I come from Rotorua.
Right.
Yeah.
Where do you say?
If someone says to you, if I say to you, say,
we're meeting for the first time at, I meet you at a bar today.
And I say, oh, where are you from?
Oh, you've got a bit of an accent.
Where are you from?
Australia.
Oh, you live in Australia?
No, I live in Auckland now.
Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh. accent where are you from australia oh you live in australia no i live in auckland now oh okay yeah oh i feel like i feel like it's not that hard to no i feel like it is is i feel like it
is am i still from i guess i am still you you will always be from rota roa yeah and i'm not
i'm not mad about that but like you're, you're never not going to be from there. I think my point is,
why do I have to give my life story
every time someone asks me that question?
So it depends.
It depends on the context of the conversation,
who's asked you, why they've asked you.
You know what I mean?
So, like, if it's...
It depends who.
Let's say you're on a first date.
Yeah.
And someone asks you, where are you from?
That's when you have to say, originally I'm from Rotorua.
But I've lived in Auckland for the last 19 years.
Because you have to give more information in that context.
Whereas if it was in a job interview and they say,
where are you from?
I'm from Auckland.
I'm an Aucklander.
I'm from Auckland. Okay. You Aucklander. I'm from Auckland.
Okay, let's fast forward another 20 years.
So I've now lived in Auckland for 39, let's round it up to 40 years.
And someone says to me, where are you from?
But who is it?
I need the context.
It's a casual acquaintance.
It's someone I've bumped into.
So don't need to give all that much information. It's a friend of a friend.
Don't need to give heaps of information. You say,
I'm from Auckland. Okay. In which
situation would I say,
well, originally from Rotorua,
60 years ago I lived
in Rotorua. If your daughters
one day go, Dad, where are you from?
You go, originally I was
born in Rotorua, because you have to give more information.
Because you want to.
I don't understand why this is so clear cut for you.
It's so clear cut.
Claudia, what do you think?
No, Claudia doesn't get an opinion because she lives where she grew up.
She gets an opinion.
No, you can't because you don't get it.
Stop telling the women that they don't get an opinion.
You do get an opinion.
Let us speak.
And I thought I had an ally in you.
But you know what?
Actually, I think that you haven't lived away from home long enough.
I don't think you've lived away from home long enough.
Mate, I have lived away from home since I was 15.
How long have you lived away from home for?
You said it, 18.
So I'm longer than you.
No, but I'm three years older than you, so it's the same amount of time.
Exactly, we're the same.
Okay, well, I got your opinion, but I didn't like it.
So I'm asking for other opinions.
But Ella doesn't get one either because she lives in Auckland.
She lived in Christchurch for a couple of years.
I did.
So my story is grew up in Auckland, lived in Christchurch for two years back in Auckland,
and who knows what else?
No, two years doesn't count.
Two years doesn't count. Oh!
Two years doesn't count.
I was on your side for a second there.
Nah, that kind of falls by the way.
Yeah, it does now.
It's all about who asks you.
If you were four years old, I'd be interested in the fact that you lived in Christchurch
for two years, because it's a decent chunk of your life.
Right.
But as a 23-year-old, two years.
Fine.
Potato, potato.
Right.
So I don't have anything to add to this.
I lived in Europe for six months.
Wow!
That counts.
Oh, true, that's a good point.
Okay, ask me the question.
Where am I from?
Whereabouts are you from?
I'm from Rotorua,
but I actually lived in Christchurch for a year
and I did a two and a half week contiki to Vietnam
and I've been in Auckland since 2006.
Jeez, didn't ask for your life story.
That's my exact point.
No, but if I had a said, hey, where are you from?
I want the life story.
Tell us.
And where do you fuck a puppet to?
Oh, don't get me started.
That is Franklin.
Guys, there's a brand releasing a weird flavour of ice cream.
Okay.
And when I say weird, I've never seen it before.
Good weird?
Remember when, you're old enough to remember,
remember when salty sweet was considered weird?
I love salty sweet.
I know.
People were like, maple syrup on fried chicken.
This is wild.
That's mental.
Anything with pretzels and something sweet, I'm into.
Do you reckon our taste buds have changed?
Because like a salted caramel is kind of like the peak indulgence at the moment.
But I feel like it didn't exist before 2011.
Well, they're always coming up with something, aren't they?
Yeah.
To, you know, test our taste buds.
So is this as good as that?
I'm going to say no.
The flavour of ice cream that a brand, and look, I know this is a PR stunt because the brand is launching a new product.
Yeah.
And that new product is a breast pump for ladies who have just had babies.
Yeah, yeah.
And to go along with that to celebrate the launch of the new breast pump,
they are releasing breast milk ice cream.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
But hear me out, hear me out.
Is it for babies?
Not for babies.
This is for grown humans.
Yeah. For adult for grown humans. Yeah.
Adult humans to enjoy.
You'll be glad to know that it doesn't include
anyone's breast milk.
Right. Is it just breast milk flavoured?
It's breast milk flavoured.
What's the friggin' point of that?
I mean,
what would I rather have? It's a good question.
What do you mean?
Would I rather have real breast milk ice cream
or artificial breast milk ice cream?
I feel like it would be quite invasive to ask women to give over their...
Oh, you'd have to milk them.
You know, they'd have to go to...
It'd be like...
I mean, it's what cows do, eh?
I know.
But at least I've got more respect for human women than that.
I don't know about you.
Hook all the women up to the pumps so they can get the milk for their bloody ice cream.
Is artificial breast milk just formula?
Because baby formula is artificial breast milk, isn't it?
And does formula taste like breast milk?
It's a great question.
I've got a few more details on it.
It says that it'll be sweet and creamy.
It's supposed to mimic the taste of real breast milk.
And the ice cream will be nutrient-packed
and it'll have all the good stuff in it,
including fats, omega-3 brain fuel, carbs, important vitamins, plus lots of water.
So H2O hydration.
Just like breast milk.
Quick question for the vegan in the team.
Are you eating that?
Yeah, you can't have cow milk ice cream.
Would you have human milk ice cream?
No animals have been harmed.
No, and you can ask permission.
So like, Brie, if you had breast milk, I'd be like.
Oh, you gear up.
Right, okay.
But like, that's the thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Permission.
That's the whole, that's the whole vegan.
Consent.
Yeah.
Like, what if a parrot, let's say a parrot, who can speak.
This is a great question.
You know, let's say we milk the parrot with its consent.
Are you drinking the parrot milk?
No, I don't want the parrot milk.
What about a very obliging badger?
Nah.
There's a lot of obliging badgers out there.
Would you drink badger milk?
No, I'm okay.
Thank you, though.
So it's a hard pass, I feel like, from all of us.
Yeah.
Ella's judging us like we're the weird ones.
She just said she wants to drink your breast milk.
I'm open to it.
If there ever is an opportunity.
I will make you a latte.
Okay.
With tea?
Tea?
I'll make you tea.
Okay.
Yeah, a tea from a titty.
A titty tea.
I look forward to it.
Zed-N's Brain Clench.
What about this dire wolf thing that they've brought back from extinction?
You know what I'm like.
I love all these kind of, you know, theories.
And when I saw this, I was like, oh, my God, Jurassic Park, it's happening.
Yeah.
It's happening.
It's the first step.
Yeah.
Well, essentially it is, isn't it?
Pretty much.
Have you looked into it much?
I've looked into bits and pieces.
I've seen stories where they're like excited about it.
And then I've seen some articles which are like,
they're not telling you everything.
It's not technically what they've done.
Sure.
You know?
They're a company at the end of the day.
Yes.
The company's called Colossal Biosciences.
If you've missed the story,
they are claiming to have genetically engineered
the first dire wolf to live in over 10,000 years.
And for people who don't know what a dire wolf is?
Well, first of all, it's the wolves from Game of Thrones.
The original wolf, essentially.
Yeah, it's the OG wolf.
Yeah.
It's basically a bigger wolf with a wider head, light, thick fur,
often white, and a stronger jaw.
So it's like a super wolf.
Yeah, it's like the wolf that all the other wolves have come from.
Yeah.
Essentially.
They're not saying they've – I would have said resurrected.
I feel like that's got a good ring to it.
But, no, they're saying they've de-extincted it.
They've made it de-extinct.
De-extinct.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's been de-extincted.
That's a roll off the tongue.
Their goal, I've looked into a bit about this company.
Their goal is to bring back the woolly mammoth.
Because I've seen those stories for years
where they found a frozen woolly mammoth. Because I've seen those stories for years where they found a frozen woolly mammoth.
Yeah.
And how, I think the last time we talked about this,
they thought they could do it within the next 10 to 12 years.
Yeah.
They still have to, from what I can tell,
because the DNA is not perfect.
Even in a frozen one, it's like degraded to a point
that it's not spot on.
They have to base it off.
They'll base it off an Asian elephant, I think,
and then edit the genes to be more like woolly mammoth genes.
It is literally Jurassic Park, guys.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
They said the woolly mammoths, they want to re-release them into the Arctic.
Yeah, right.
For conservation reasons, they said.
I mean, they'll say anything to do some cool stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
As long as they don't end up in zoos,
wouldn't that be devastating?
You'd get bought back from extinction
just to live in a frigging zoo.
Yeah, that'd be so, so cutting.
My question is, will it actually be a woolly mammoth
or will it be a mix of a bunch of different animals?
Yeah, will it be a woolly mammoth or a hairy elephant?
Yeah.
Like, what's it going to be?
They also want to bring back the Tasmanian tiger.
Yeah, that was native to Australia.
Australia, yeah.
Its cousin is the Tasmanian devil.
Yeah, it's only been extinct since the 1930s, the Tasmanian tiger.
Yeah.
So there's more readily available DNA.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I don't know 100% how it works.
But if we can bring back anything, what are we bringing back?
What do you want?
It's a great question.
I actually, what are you thinking?
I was like, well, in New Zealand, we've got to bring back the moor.
A lot of people on the text machine are saying that.
230 kilos of bird, 12 foot tall.
Surely we bring that back.
And apparently, I mean, it was eaten to extinction.
Delicious.
Really?
Like chicken?
Well, I don't know.
I would rather not bring that back.
Okay.
Personally.
Because that sounds terrifying.
It'd be great for tourism.
Sounds very scary.
What if we were the only country in the world
that had 12 foot tall birds?
With a big ass beak.
Yeah.
Long ass neck.
That would scare the crap out of me.
And a big ass as well.
Claudia, what do you want to bring back?
I want to bring back Harambe.
Oh, okay.
Very specific.
Yeah, yeah.
He's one of a kind.
Yeah.
That is very specific.
Shout out Harambe.
Should have taken that kid.
Ella, what are you bringing back?
I'm sad about this one.
I want the Stella sea cow back.
Stella sea cow?
They've gone in 1768.
A sea cow?
Stella's sea cow?
Like a dugong?
Yeah.
Is that what it looks like?
They look like a seal slash on walrus.
Oh yeah, it's like a narwhal without the horn.
Yeah.
They're so cute, and people hunted them for their fur coats and hats.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, bring them back.
Yeah, they look cute.
That sounds fun.
Thanks.
Lovely hat.
Thanks.
It's Stella's sea cow.
A bit random, but you know.
It's very expensive.
It's like a seal the size of a whale.
Yeah, that's impressive.
One of a kind.
Thank you.
Okay.
Well, watch this space because we are God now
and we'll just bring back whatever we want.
I know what I want to be brought back.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
I've thought about it.
Unicorns.
Sick.
Yeah, man.
I mean, it's, you know.
Yeah.
It's the natural next step.
It's the obvious choice, really.
The Scottish will get their, you know, national animal back
and we'll all get to enjoy unicorns again.
Yeah, and they poop rainbows, so.
It's a win-win, I'm telling you.
It's a win-win.
Bring back the unicorn.
Zed Am's Bree and Clint podcast.
I feel like most of us have stayed at an Airbnb before.
How long do you reckon Airbnb's been around?
Dunno, but that counts things like book a batch and things like that as well, eh?
Yeah, yeah.
How long has...
Any time you pay a stranger to stay in their house.
Yeah, it's all the same.
But they're not there.
But they're...
Oh, and I guess Airbnb, you can rent a room, can't you?
Sometimes they are there.
Didn't your mum book a room once by accident?
She thought she was booking a house and she accidentally booked a room
and they were like, yep, we'll just pop you in here, love.
My mum and dad were going to this wedding in Byron Bay.
Yeah, that's right.
And they were like, they left it too late to book accommodation
and they ended up finding this place on Airbnb
and they'd never booked an Airbnb before.
They were like, this place looks amazing and they'd never booked an Airbnb before.
They were like, this place looks amazing.
Look at it.
It's so cheap.
They rock up and it's a bunch of like backpackers all staying in the separate rooms in the house and the kitchen and the bathroom were communal.
Was the owner there?
I don't know.
All the rooms had been rented out.
All the rooms were full.
God, those backpackers would have loved your mum. Could you
imagine? All these kids
would have been like, who are they?
Yeah. Are they travelling?
What are they doing? Alright, who's got the shop glasses?
Who wants some spag bal for
dinner? It's on me.
Apparently it was founded
in 2007.
Oh yeah, okay. I didn't think it was that old
No it would have taken a while to get down to this part of the world
Yeah that's true
I've stayed in one before where
We had the lower level
So the owners were there
And we had like
It was kind of like a granny flat underneath the house
So it was self contained, it had a kitchenette
And toilet and stuff like that
It's not like you were going to bump into them. Nah.
But I think you definitely want to know that.
Yeah, you need to disclose
that. Yeah, for sure. But you also need
to read it when you book it. Yeah.
Because it was just me and my wife staying there. But if
you'd showed up with like, you know when
it says like, this sleeps three
and you show up with nine and you're like, we'll just put
some airbags down. And they're literally
above you. Yeah, they're there.
Yeah, I feel like it's definitely caught people out over the years.
I saw this video of this guy who, so let me paint a picture for you
because I've got some audio to play.
But let me paint the picture first.
So there's this guy.
Him and his friends have booked this Airbnb.
It said it was the whole house.
Okay.
So they've booked the house. It wasn't just a room in the house. They've was the whole house. Okay. So they've booked the house.
It wasn't just a room in the house.
They've booked the whole house.
Yeah.
And essentially his friends have gone out for breakfast or something.
So it's just him at the Airbnb.
He's sitting in the living room and there's a bookcase next to the TV.
Okay.
Like a cabinet, like a bookcase.
Yeah.
All of a sudden the bookcase opens like a secret door to reveal the owner of the house
standing there where he's been living in this secret room that's contained behind the bookcase.
Like Dobby.
Exactly.
And the owner is not wearing any pants.
Take a listen.
Yeah, who are you?
I own the house.
I'm Richard.
What are you doing?
I was thinking about going and having a shower now.
Where's your trousers?
If it's not inconvenient right now, I'd like to use the bathroom.
Excuse me, what are you doing here?
I live here.
I'm locking myself away here.
I'm going to get under your feet.
You might have noticed because I bring all my plates out here.
Doc, use the kitchen.
Where's your gloves gone?
They're in the washing machine.
That would be...
That would be terrifying.
What the hell?
He's been in the house the whole time.
The whole time.
And he says he only comes out at night.
To use the kitchen.
Yeah.
And he puts his dishes and he does his washing.
That's not okay.
He chooses the bathroom.
You only get to rent your house out if you've got somewhere else to go.
You can't say that it's the whole house if you're living in a secret room that's contained within the house and you need to use the bathroom in the kitchen.
If you're going to do that,
put a bathroom in there for yourself.
But then you're going to hear the bookshelf flush the toilet
and you'll be like, wait, did that bookshelf just...
That'd be so creepy.
Why does it smell like there's a lasagna
being cooked inside the bookshelf?
The guy had such a good sense of humour about it.
Like, he was just..., he couldn't believe it.
And the guy wasn't wearing any pants
because he was trying to sneak out to the shower
because he'd heard everyone leave,
but one guy obviously stayed.
We want to hear your wild Airbnb stories this afternoon.
The strange thing that you found, saw,
or had happened to you
while you were staying in somebody else's house, an Airbnb, a Booker Batch.
It can be anything.
Yeah.
Like, you'll know if you've got one of these stories.
Maybe it was a fight that you had with an owner.
Maybe you found a camera hidden in one of the places you stayed.
Oh, my God.
You hear about secret cameras, eh?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, anything.
Anything that has to do with you staying in someone else's house, Booker Badge, Airbnb.
The ZM Podcast Network.
We're looking for your wild Airbnb stories.
I feel like there is a lot of them out there
and there's some good ones on the text machine.
We'll kick it off with this one.
It says, our friends put their house up for
rent on Airbnb for the V8
weekend in Pukekohe.
They were planning to go away for the weekend.
Turns out they had booked their weekend
away on the wrong weekend, so they
asked us, can we pitch a tent in your
backyard? I thought they were joking.
No, they turned up with their three kids
and a dog for the weekend
camping in our backyard.
Oh, my God.
Did they get a discount for camping?
Oh, that's funny.
Surely.
Let's go to Sherry.
I know $800.
Hi, Sherry.
Hi, Sherry.
Hi.
Were you the renter or the person with the house?
I was the renter.
Okay.
And what happened?
I was in Florida two years ago now
and I'd
rented what I thought was an apartment
for my daughter and I
and we turned up quite late. It was
like 11 o'clock at night and went in
and I thought this was a bit weird and we
went upstairs and it turns out there
were other people there.
They had a raging
party.
So my daughter and I were locked in our room with the door locked.
Luckily we had our own bathroom.
Yeah.
And I woke up the next morning and opened up the door
and there was some woman passed out on the floor in the hallway.
Some other people passed out on one of the beds.
They had all the doors open and everything.
Yeah.
Vomit all through the bathroom.
Oh.
Yeah.
So my daughter and I packed our stuff up really quickly and left and got another hotel.
Yeah.
How old was your daughter, Sherry?
11.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
It's weird.
Poor things.
That's horrible.
I think back in the day you could save a little bit of money on the Airbnbs,
but they're pretty much quite similar to a hotel now.
I agree.
And for you and your daughter, a hotel, way better.
Yep.
Way better.
Just for peace of mind.
They had free breakfast.
That was worth it.
And no vomit.
No vomit.
Or a raging party.
Thanks, Sherry.
How about this text?
We rented an Airbnb and we found one of the teenage kids'
weed stash. We left a
note saying, good luck telling your
parents. The kid tracked us
down. The house is
rent-led for
weddings at a neighbour...
That doesn't make sense. Anyway, he
found the... Oh! Okay.
So I think they rent out the house for
weddings that happened at the vineyard next
door. So then the kid's gone
onto the page and found the
wedding photos and then has
messaged the bride
and has been like,
you need to give me my money for taking
my stash. And said he gave us
his bank account to pay him back. That's
hilarious.
If you find the stash, you're taking it.
Not an Airbnb, but a hotel in Brisbane overbooked,
so they put some fold-out beds in a conference room for us.
What in the world?
No, refund.
Refund us.
But I guess you need somewhere to stay.
Yeah, I guess it's whether you can find somewhere on the fly.
What about this one?
We stayed at an Airbnb where there was dog crap in the bedroom.
I spent all night thinking we were going to be murdered.
Like how much dog crap?
Why?
And why was there dog poos in the bedroom?
I rented out one of the rooms while I lived in a house.
I had a woman in the toilet yelling out to me.
She had her period and I had to go buy her tampons from the warehouse
Some heroes don't wear capes
Totally
And she's lucky that you were there
She's lucky that you
Yeah
Yeah
Oh God
Well guys
We're staying at an Airbnb this weekend Claude
Are you?
Yes we are
For Ella's wedding
Shock in the best room
Oh no I want the best room.
Looks like we're bunking together then.
Will you go through the bedside tables?
Oh, 100%.
I always look through them.
Just a little PK.
Yeah, just to see.
You want to know what kind of person's bed you're sleeping in.
I always want to get into the room that's locked
because there's always one room that's locked
or one drawer that's locked.
Yeah, because that's where the good shit is.
I want to know.
Everywhere the stash is.
It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.
Google downtime.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.
Punk.
All thanks to Neon and we've got $50 up for grabs if you back the winner.
Can I just say I'm not looking for support with this,
but I just want to say there's only been one vote for Clint on the text machine today,
and it says Clint.
Surely he's got to win this thing someday.
It's like a vote of confidence and no confidence both at the same time.
Yeah. I actually sent that. Sorry. Did you? It's like a vote of confidence and no confidence both at the same time.
Yeah.
I actually sent that, sorry.
Did you?
And then you are going to beat me after voting for me.
Yeah, because I called dibs.
That's sadistic.
Yeah, that's messed up, Claudia.
Here's how the game works.
I put these questions into Google.
The first person to yell out the correct answer gets a point.
First to three takes the win.
Are we all ready?
Set to play. Here we go. Question number
one. What year
did the movie Titanic come out in
cinemas? 1997.
That is correct.
1997.
One to Clint. That's from the Dome. 1997. One to Clint.
That's from the Dome.
Wow.
Question number two.
I only get points when it's questions I know the answer to.
I never get it from Googling them.
It's just if she does a factoid that I happen to have up there.
Should we do it the Chase style and all put our phones away
and it could just be a quiz?
Yeah.
That would be a long game, I imagine.
Question number two.
How many Grand Slam titles has Novak Djokovic won?
24.
That's solid Claudia Sykes right there.
I googled how many grams has Novak Djokovic.
How many grams has he done?
His tennis racket is 180 grams.
That's light.
So an eight ball.
All right, question number three.
One to Claude, one to Clint.
How tall is the Empire State Building in metres to the tip?
443 metres.
Wow!
Are you all right? I'm on it. 443.093 metres. Wow! Are you all right?
I'm on it.
443.092 metres.
I accept Claudia's answer of 443 metres.
Base to tip.
Base to tip.
It's a lot of tip.
You always got to measure to the tip.
There is a lot of tip.
The Empire State Building itself is only 381.
So 62 metres of the Empire State measure to the tip. There is a lot of tip. The Empire State Building itself is only 381.
So 62 metres of the Empire State Building is all tip.
Which makes the base even more important.
Yeah.
You know?
Brings a whole new meaning to just the tip. What are we talking about?
Clint.
The Empire State Building.
Here comes question number four.
Can we get a score update?
Two to me.
One to Claude.
One to Clint.
None to Ella so far.
Question number four.
Who invented Bluetooth?
Jep Hudson.
Nice, Ella.
Nice.
She's in the game.
Well done.
Well.
Job.
J-A-A-P.
He was an electrical engineer.
Somehow I Googled TED Talks. I don't know what happened.
Okay, here we go.
Two to Claude, one to Ella, one to Clint.
Question number five.
How many seasons of MTV Cribs were there?
19. 19. of MTV Cribs were there?
19.
19.
And that is the game.
Claudia.
I thought I was supposed to throw this game.
Does it again in stunning fashion.
Well done.
19 seasons in 10 years.
That's a lot.
It's two a year, pretty much.
Quick math. That's from the dome. That's a lot. It's two a year, pretty much. Quick math.
That's from the dome.
That's pretty good.
Jess, you just won Google Down for picking Claudia.
Congratulations.
Well done, Jess.
Amazing.
Thank you so much.
We will get that 50 bucks out to you, all thanks to Neon.
Well done.
Awesome.
Woo-hoo.
50 bucks.
I'd like 50 bucks. Another thrashing from Claudia.
Yeah, do you you are you sore
on Wednesday nights
I'm sore
from the absolute
reaming that
Claudia gives you
a ZM's
Brinklin podcast
I read this article
today on the
New Zealand Herald
which asked
should you be sore after a workout?
And I was like, I don't know, but I am.
I am sore, like, for days.
Yeah.
Like, and not just, oh, you know, when people say, oh, I'm a little bit sore.
Like, it affects my day-to-day life.
Same.
Like, if I do a big weights or, like, you know, functional training session,
I can barely sit on the toilet.
Didn't you quit F45 because of it?
I was so sick of being in pain all the time.
God, I know that feeling where you have to lower yourself down to the toilet.
It's terrible.
And then you get down to the toilet and you're like,
I do not know how I'm getting back up off here.
It always makes me think when that's happening.
I'm like, I feel like if this was good for me, it shouldn't be making me feel like this.
And that's what this article was about.
I always think too, I'm like, do ripped people feel like this every day?
It's a great question.
It's a great question.
And have they just gotten used to it?
They like it.
Yeah, do they like it?
Does it come as some kind of sadistic pleasure?
Well this article says first of all
The reason that you are sore
Is because of microscopic tears in your muscle fibres
That's good
That can lead to inflammation and pain
I thought it was lactic acid builder
I thought it was lactic acid too
I always thought it was lactic acid I feel like I like the option was lactic acid builder. I thought it was lactic acid too. I always thought it was lactic acid.
I feel like I like the option of lactic acid way more than micro tears in my muscles.
But the micro tears from what I've gleaned are important
because you've got to break your muscle down to rebuild it stronger.
So the micro tears are like you breaking down the muscle fibres.
So they can get bigger.
And then as they repair, they go, well, I better repair better than I was before
because this bitch is going to do this to me again.
I need to prepare.
I need to be ready.
And then as your muscles repair, the pain fades.
But then why am I always just as sore?
Yeah.
So they're obviously not getting better.
It's just staying the same.
They also say, because I was like, is feeling sore a good thing?
And it says being really, like really bloody sore after a workout can be the opposite of helpful
because most normal people can't train through the soreness of their muscles,
so they just take the rest of the week off.
Yep.
It happens.
And they go, I can't, I physically can't.
No. Do another medicine ball slam. It's not because we're lazy. the week off. Yep, it happens. And they go, I can't, I physically can't do another
medicine ball slam. It's not because we're
lazy, we actually physically
can't because it feels like you're going to
hurt yourself. You might have done
three workouts that week
if they were moderate
or light, but instead you do
one hard and then you sit on
the couch for the rest of the week and you need a little
treat. I like that option.
I think that's good.
So it's kind of saying that the pain is good and bad.
It does say that you need to listen to your body.
That's the ultimate thing you need to do.
If you are getting like insanely sore after a workout that you need
to listen to your body and ease up a bit, it says the cure for the soreness, because I was always just told drink more water to
flush out the lactic acid.
Magnesium?
Magnesium is in there.
It does say lots of water, but water with electrolytes in it.
Okay.
Anti-inflammatories.
Voltaren?
You're well.
I was so sore at one point last year when I was at F45.
I was taking Voltaren and then someone said to me,
they're like, that's bad.
Yeah.
You should not be doing that.
Take a Voltaren before your workout.
Like a pre-workout.
I was popping them like Tic Tacs.
Massage.
Yeah.
Light massage.
But I don't want anybody, when I'm that sore,
I don't want anybody to touch it.
Like get away from me.
And keep your body moving is the other one.
Yeah, but I can barely move it.
I know, but you should go for a hobble around the block, I reckon.
If your legs are that sore, you need to get the blood flow going.
Yeah.
So do people who have ice baths still get sore or is that the cure?
Ice baths are meant to be a huge help for that.
That's why they do it.
Well, they should have ice baths at gyms then.
Yeah, I think some of them do now.
Do they?
Like the fancy gyms.
Can you share an ice bath?
Because does the ice kill the bacteria?
Is that?
Yeah, surely.
As long as no one wheezes in it.
Someone's definitely wheezing in the ice bath, eh?
What kind of psychopath would wheeze in the ice bath?
One time, and I'm not joking, one time I was at a softball tournament.
I was in New Zealand actually and our coach was like,
we're going to do makeshift ice baths.
So we're at the hotel and he had a bathtub and then a shower,
not attached to each other but right next to each other.
And so you'd get in the bathtub full of ice
and then you'd have to jump in the hot shower
and you'd have to alternate with someone.
Anyway, the girl that he put me with clearly did a wee in the shower
when I got in there.
I was like, she's just done a wee in here.
You'd rather that she wee'd in the shower than the ice bath.
I guess that, yeah, I was like, she's just done a wee in here. You'd rather that she wee'd in the shower than the ice bath. I guess that, yeah, that was
considerate. If I wee'd in an
ice bath, I would have the
tiniest willy.
You'd have just a little ice cream coming from the
top of your pee. It would be almost impossible to wee.
You lack
the necessary
organ to urinate
at this time, sir.
Your prostate would look like a sultana.
Anyway, can you tell we don't work out that much?
Play Zeddy's Bree and Clint.
Let's play Gaydar.
Bree and Clint's Gaydar.
Let's rock.
The game where we attempt to guess if you are a part of the queer community or not.
Rooted in the fact that Bree believes she has quite a good gay dad.
Yeah.
And you feel like you do as well.
No, I've never claimed to have a good one.
That's what you've been saying behind the scenes.
No, I don't think I ever realised how bad mine was until we started.
You think it's bad?
I don't think it's bad.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't think it's bad at all. Okay. it's bad. Really? Yeah. I don't think it's bad at all.
Okay.
Well, I guess let's play today and we'll see.
Let's go to the phones.
And Bella is going to be the first contestant on Gaydar today.
Hi, Bella.
Hi, Bella.
Hello.
We get a question each, Bella,
but we've agreed that it can't be a pointed question.
It has to be a vague question, okay?
But it's just to get to know you a little bit.
Yeah, okay. But it's just to get to know you a little bit.
Yeah, okay.
Bella?
Yep.
If you were a Pokemon, which Pokemon would you be?
I think I would be one of the Eeveelutions.
One of the Evolutions.
Yeah, like Eeveelutions.
Yeah, the Eeveelutions. Maybe like the evolutions. The Eeveelution. Yeah, the Eeveelutions.
Maybe like Flareon.
Flareon. Damn, girl knows her Pokemon.
Okay.
Bella, do you have any experience in
the saddle?
I do.
What experience do you have?
Quite a lot.
I have ridden horses since I was 11 years old.
I sensed it.
Did you?
No.
Horse girl.
I did.
I actually work in the horse industry as well.
Oh, wow.
We got to know quite a bit about Bella there.
That's wild.
I literally went, I feel like this girl has something to do with horses.
My gut says Bella's gay.
What about you, Brie?
I reckon definitely a bit of gay about you, Brie? I reckon
definitely
bit of gay in you, Bella.
Bella? Yep.
Are you gay?
You are correct, I'm gay.
Gay or nay?
Gay or nay?
My girlfriend's literally sitting right next to me.
Tell her we said hi. Thank you, Bella.
We're one from one. Let's go to Samantha on our
$100 a dim. Hi, Samantha. We're one from one. Let's go to Samantha on our $800 a day.
Hi, Samantha.
Hi, Samantha.
Hi.
Samantha, my question for you is,
do you believe that man actually walked on the moon in the 1960s
or was that a hoax created for television?
Oh, I'd say no, I don't believe it.
You don't believe it?
Oh, interesting.
Okay, Samantha's a conspiracy theorist.
Samantha,
I feel like I just want to ask
the Sex and the City question.
Have you seen
Sex and the City? No, I haven't.
Okay. Ooh.
I mean, that could just mean she's young.
Is that your question?
No, my question
is
what is your favourite Disney movie ever?
Oh, I don't know, to be honest.
Okay, that's an answer in itself.
Wow.
Not a big Disney fan.
Not a big Disney fan.
My gut says Samantha is not gay.
Brie?
I'm confused about this one.
I'm just going to go different to you and say that she is.
Samantha, what are you?
I am straight.
Yes.
There you go.
Thank you, Samantha.
Let's go to Caitlin on 0800.
Hi, Caitlin.
Hi, Caitlin.
Yeah, Kia ora.
How are you?
Good, thank you.
Caitlin, if you had to pick which Friends character you were,
which one would you be?
Probably Ross.
Ross, okay.
Because he's nerdy.
Because he's nerdy.
Yeah, right. Okay, I like it. Cool, cool, cool. I like that. I was going to say, no one ever picks Ross, okay. Because he's nerdy. Because he's nerdy. Yeah, right.
Okay, I like it.
Cool, cool, cool.
I like that.
I was going to say, no one ever picks Ross for themselves.
Caitlin, what's your opinion on no-show socks?
Oh, I don't like them very much.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
Is that an accent, Caitlin?
Yeah, yep, yep. I grew up in New York, but I've been here for like 12
years, something. She moved here for a woman.
She gay. Yeah, I think she's gay too.
Caitlin, are you gay? I
am. Yes!
Okay, thank you very much. The American
gays, they're a different breed. The
Ross thing kind of gave it away for me.
The Ross thing, really? Yeah, I don't know why.
That's the first trigger that I got. Really? Yeah.
Chelsea's here. Hi, Chelsea.
Hi, Chelsea.
Hey, guys.
How are we?
We're good.
Welcome to Gator.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Chelsea, do you remember Nike Roshies, the shoes?
No.
Or Rosh Run Roshies?
Nah.
I think Chelsea's too young for the Roshi.
I remember the Roshi.
I bought like five fake pairs in Bali.
Yeah, I had Roshis.
Well, my question's null and void then.
We're going to have to rely on your question.
Chelsea, how many siblings do you have, if you've got any?
I've got one.
Okay.
Are you older or younger?
Older.
Ooh.
Chelsea's giving me a gay vibe.
Yeah, you got some...
..some gay energy to me, Chelsea.
Chelsea, are you gay?
Like, 90% straight.
Oh!
Wait.
90% straight?
Wait, what does that mean, Chelsea?
Where's the 10%?
Just dabbled a bit.
We're going to claim it.
We're going to claim it.
Yeah.
Can we claim it, Chelsea?
I mean, it's your identity.
Can we claim it?
Yeah, 100%.
Chelsea, let's be real.
Everyone's 10%.
Jess is here.
Hi, Jess.
Hi, Jess.
Hello.
If we correctly get you, Brie will finish on 80%.
I'll finish on 100% this week for Gaydar.
So there's a lot of pressure on this.
There is.
Jess, have you got a gym membership?
And if you do, how often do you go?
I do and I don't.
You do have a membership and you don't go?
Yep. Okay, thanks. Okay. have a membership and you don't go? Yep.
Okay, thanks. Okay.
Jess, what do you do for work?
I am a stay-at-home mum. Stay-at-home mum.
Mmm, okay.
Jess is straight.
Jess, you're gay.
Oh, we're splitting it
on the last one
Jess what are you
I am 100%
on the gay side
yes
dammit
let's go Jess
we both finished
the week with
four out of five
oh what a rush
thanks Jess
thanks for playing
gaydar Jess
welcome
thank you
that was great
good to finish
on a win
yeah and then we finished we're equal yeah we're equal yeah well that's gaydar You're welcome. Thank you. That was great. Good to finish on a win. Yeah.
And then we finished, we're equal.
Yeah, we're equal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's Gator.
Thanks for playing, everyone.
It's so much fun.
We're going to do your birthday bangers next.
Oh, P.S.
Yeah.
I just remembered now that we've finished.
My mum said to me, I think I've got pretty good Gator.
Get her in here.
She said, can I play next week? Yeah, get her in here She said can I play Yeah get her in here
She's in the country
I'll bring her in next week
Just especially for gaydar
Yeah
Be a good time
I want to hear what questions she asks
Me too
ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast
Time for Birthday Banger
Brie and Clint
All I want for my birthday
Is a birthday banger
Here we go
Birthday banger time.
Number one songs when you turn 16.
And we'll play our favourite one of the three.
Clodagh's going first.
Hi, Clodagh.
Hi, Clodagh.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you.
How's your day been?
It's been all right.
It's better now.
Great.
Good to have you here.
What is your birthday?
The 18th of June, 1996.
All right. that means you're
a Gemini Cloter and you're also
16 in 2012.
We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday
bag.
Two one-hit wonders combined
to both get their only
other hit. Elle City and Carly Rae Jepsen, Good Time.
What do you reckon?
Oh, it brings back some memories.
Yeah, it's a good song.
I like it.
Okay, wait there, Clodagh.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Ned.
G'day, Ned.
Hi, Ned.
Hey, how are you?
Good, mate.
What have you been doing today?
Not much, just working.
Working.
What do you do for work, Ned?
Engineering.
Engineering?
Engineering.
What type?
Electrical?
Power?
Civil.
Civil.
Nice.
Hey, Ed, we just need your birthday.
Six of May 2008.
Right, that means you were 16 only just last year.
Yeah.
And here's your birthday bag.
I'd rather take my whiskey and leave.
Need the 17-year-old civil engineer.
You get hosier and too sweet.
What do you reckon?
Yeah, it's not too bad.
Did you graduate university real early?
Nah.
He's not going to tell us how it is.
And I respect that.
Maybe he's learning on the job.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like an apprenticeship engineer.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I don't want to drive over a bridge that Ned has constructed.
Absolutely not. Not now. Maybe later in his career. Yeah, but, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't want to drive over a bridge that Ned has constructed. Absolutely not.
Not now.
Maybe later in his career.
Yeah, but not now.
Call me ageist, but, you know.
Let's go to Shannon.
Hi, Shannon.
Hi, Shannon.
Hello, how are you?
Good.
What have you been doing today, Shannon?
Just work as well.
Yeah, what do you do for work?
Work at South Road.
At where?
South Road. South Roads. At where? South Roads.
South Roads. Yeah, drive
machinery. Oh, nice one.
Do you know Ned?
No.
What's the biggest thing
you've driven, Shannon?
Probably a truck and trailer.
Yeah, nice.
I like it, Shannon.
Hey, what is your date of birth, mate?
Uh, 20th of the 7th, 97th.
She'd have her heavy licence, eh?
She'd have her HT, yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
You were 16, Shannon, in 2013, and here's yours.
My name's Miley.
Miley Cyrus, we can't stop, yeah.
You a Miley fan?
My partner is.
Hey, well there's at least one winner today.
That's a good one from Miley.
I like it.
Wait there, Shannon.
Hosier, Our City and Carly Rae Jepsen or Miley Cyrus?
I'm voting for that first one from Our City and Carly Rae.
Yeah, it sounds like a good time to me.
Guys, it's late.
It's a Wednesday.
Like, I saw the opportunity for a crap joke and don't act like you guys haven't done it before.
Don't act like, don't sit up there on your high horse,
especially you, Clint.
No, I know.
Don't you start, Clodagh.
Don't you start. I'm good. You would have done the you start, Clodagh. Don't you start.
I'm good.
You would have done the same thing, Clodagh.
No, no, Brie's right.
It does sound like a good time.
And that just happens to be the name of the song.
Screw you guys.
You're our winner, Clodagh.
Thanks for playing birthday banger.
See you, Clodagh.
Woke up on the right side of the bed.
ZM Franklin.
Don't even have to try if I'm wasting my time.
Al City and Carly Rae Jepsen on ZM.
That's the winner of Birthday Banger from the year 2012 for Clodagh.
Bring back Carly Rae Jepsen, I say.
Yeah.
Bring back some Carly Rae.
Yeah.
Was she too big, too fast?
Was that the issue?
I think.
Because that song was huge.
Not that one, but, you know, the other one.
Yeah.
Call Me Maybe.
Look, I'm not an expert,
but I think when you have a hit like Call Me Baby,
where it's so big, it's a global smash.
Like, I feel like there's just too much pressure
and it's happened to multiple people.
The bar's too high.
That's why Lorde's second album was so impressive.
Exactly, yes.
Because her success on that first single
and that first album was so, so meteoric
that people were like, well there's no
way she can do that again. And then she did.
Same as Ed Sheeran? Yeah.
Well, yeah.
He had a huge success with his
first album. Yeah, he did.
No? Yeah.
He felt like he was more of a slow burn.
No! You reckon he came out of the blocks
with a song as big as Royals
or Call Me Maybe?
Maybe not as big, but he had, what, on that first album, Lego House, 18.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah, fair.
18 was a global hit.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
Not as big as Royals or Call Me Maybe.
Yeah.
But big.
God, Lord will be feeling, you'd feel the pressure all the time,
but she's got a new album coming out this year.
But it's going to be fantastic.
It's going to be.
It's going to be.
I've got a feeling in my waters.
It's going to save, it's going to save the country actually.
It's going to be melodrama.
It's going to drag us out of recession.
Melodrama 2.0.
Yeah.
It's going to drag us out of recession.
She's going to save us.
Way to put more pressure on the poor girl
She is going to save New Zealand
And boy do we need it
I think we elect her as Prime Minister
If the album is good
If the album is there
And it brings this country out of recession
She wins
Then she gets the job
She will be our Lord and Saviour
Literally
Welcome back to round two She gets the job. She'll be our lord and saviour. Literally.
Welcome back to round two of trying to do the Whitney Challenge.
Featuring only the losers.
Only the losers have to go again.
And you don't want to be the loser's loser.
You don't want to be ultimate loser. You don't want to be the last loser.
You do want to be producer Ella who got it on the first attempt in the first round.
Literally nailed it first go.
It's pretty mean.
Yeah.
It might be the coolest thing you've ever done.
I felt insanely cool.
Yeah.
I walked away with swag.
If you didn't look as shocked that you got it, it could have been the coolest moment of your life.
Yeah, you didn't maintain your cool.
Still cool.
Who's going first?
The remaining people to achieve.
You get to retire once you get it.
The remaining people are Brie, Clint, and Claudia.
I can go first if you want.
All right.
Get it out of the way.
The goal is hit the bell.
We're using a bell for ours.
Hit the bell right on this bit here.
You know the deal.
Good luck, Brie.
Okay.
I'm so confident.
Daylight.
I'm so confident too.
At least I didn't go too late.
Yeah, yeah. I think too late is definitely worse.
Yeah, it's embarrassing.
Or miles too early.
Claudia, I think you're already next. All right.
I feel nervous about this one.
We have the bell where we can see it.
Okay.
Thank you.
Here we go.
Good luck, Claudia.
I wish you love. I think we did it exactly the same.
Oh, no.
I love that Claudia had time to sigh before it came in.
Should we ding?
Ding.
No.
No.
Screwed it up.
I have no confidence in myself.
You've got it.
You've got it.
We've got to get one.
We've got to get one today. We've got to get one. We've got to get one today.
We've got to get at least one.
Here we go.
That might have been worse than us.
I think...
Did you better your last one?
Because you were very early last time as well, weren't you?
Does that mean we go again tomorrow?
It means we go again tomorrow.
Then we go again.
The Whitney Challenge.
It'll be back.
Everyone's doing their video.
Ours is just going to be a whole montage of fails.
ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.
All the pet owners, listen up.
I need you to answer this question honestly.
And I need you to be honest with yourself more than me.
Okay?
Okay.
Because everybody says there's nothing in the world that would make me part with my dog slash cat slash axolotl slash turtle slash goldfish, whatever it is that you're in love with.
Guinea pigs, I feel like you could take or leave.
You had guinea pigs growing up and that makes me worried for them.
I had guinea pigs, yeah.
There is no more pointless pet than a guinea pig.
Guinea pigs are cute though.
They don't want anything to do with you.
They're terrified of you and all they do is poo.
It's a rat without a nose and a tail.
Yeah.
Is what it is.
Some of them are cute.
Yeah, they are cute.
I reckon they're cute.
From afar. They have a certain smell, guinea pigs. You what it is. Some of them are cute. Yeah, they are cute. I reckon they're cute. From afar.
They have a certain smell, guinea pigs.
Yeah, guinea pigs as well, eh Ella?
They were fun.
How?
Because they just like squeak and keep you company.
They're little lawnmowers and they're happy.
Maybe my guinea pigs were a-holes.
Yours sound nice.
Yeah.
Here's the question, okay?
See if you can answer this.
One million dollars a week for the rest of your
life, but you have to sell one of your pets.
Would you do it?
I told you it was
unrealistic.
A million dollars a week
for the rest of your life,
but you have to sell one of your pets.
Can you choose who you sell them to?
Oh, that's a great question.
Like, your flatmate could buy them and you still have them.
I'm going to say for the purpose of this, no.
You just put them on the
market. Once you sell it, can you buy it back
with the million dollars that you get that week?
I'd say no. No take
back sales. But I think you probably
could sell it to someone that you could visit.
But it
couldn't be someone in your immediate...
I wish I had a crappy pet.
Yeah, I know, right?
You're the same.
You need a little bonus pet.
Oh, we need a bonus pet that we can sell.
Like a mouse.
I've got a dog that I love and a cat that I love.
Could I buy a pet before I accept the deal and then sell that pet?
No.
But you could buy a new pet directly after selling your existing pet
to fill the void.
Oh, it's not the same.
I have a bonus pet.
What is it?
So my cat had a baby years ago and we kept it.
Never had that connection with it until recently,
but I think...
You would sell off your cat's own child.
Their mom doesn't even like the cat.
Billy doesn't like Maggie.
Okay.
So it would be sad, but for a million dollars
I'm done. Not just a million dollars.
A million dollars a week. I don't have to
work. 52 million dollars a year.
Yeah, that's fine. See ya.
520 million dollars a decade.
See ya.
I'll sell Maggie. To be honest. You'll be a billionaire
by the time you're 45. That sounds
great, guys. Sell your dogs.
I love my dog. I don't think sitting here answering this hypothetical question, I can't say yes.
Bree!
Because they might be listening.
Yeah, well, they could be listening.
Because she's left the radio on at home.
The thing is, is if it was real, like, I don't know what I would actually do.
No, no.
But like-
As a hypothetical, you can't say yes.
But the hypothetical, I have to say no.
Because if you say yes to the hypothetical,
you're just an arsehole,
but you don't get any of the benefit.
True.
You know, like, we'll all judge you and go,
well, she doesn't love that dog as much as she said,
but you don't even have the money to comfort you.
Here's a question.
Like, if I did say...
Hypothetically, if I did say yes,
oh, God, how would I pick one?
Yeah. I wish... What if... Okay, hypothetically, if I did say yes, oh God, how would I pick one? Yeah.
I wish, oh.
What if, okay, hypothetically, you say yes,
and I'll pick for you.
Oh, I don't know if I can do that.
I'll pick at random.
We'll put the two dogs name and a hat,
and we'll draw one out.
Like the Hunger Games, like the reaping.
They're like my children.
I'll dress up as Effie.
Yeah.
Do I get to know where they're going?
Yes.
And are they in a good situation?
Yeah.
Like, are they safe?
You're selling it to an appropriate buyer.
You're selling it to a family that you have met and know are nice.
So they will have a good life.
Yeah, they'll have a good life.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, they'll have a good life, but they'll never see you again.
Oh!
Oh, Deanna. Which one, Bree? I can't
pick. Don't make me pick.
Okay, what about if it was
between us in the show,
who are you selling?
Clint. Oh, a person? Yeah.
Sorry.
Never speak
first, Claudia. I'd sell any of you
for a million dollars a week.
I like how it's so easy that you'd sell any of us,
but with your dog and your cat.
Not your stupid dog, but me, a real-life human man.
Wow.
Yeah.
Jeez.
Text us your answer, 9696.
I thought we were off on us.
I want to go home now.
It was like literally within milliseconds you answered.
The ZM Podcast Network.
That's the end of the show.
We have got to go because we are off to special screening,
advanced screening of The Last of Us Season 2.
Yeah.
So many people have asked me if they can come to this.
Yeah.
Like so many.
They're like, what do I need to do?
Well, I'm not coming because I've already seen it twice.
You've seen it, yeah.
So I can't.
I'm taking Mum to die.
Yes.
And I feel like there will be themed stuff there,
if you know what I'm saying.
Oh, like infected?
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
It'll scare the bejesus out of my mum.
Did she watch season one?
She would have.
She hasn't.
Oh, she hasn't?
She gets quite scared.
I thought she was into like Walking Dead and things like that. No, that hasn't. Oh, she hasn't? She gets quite scared. I thought she was into
like Walking Dead
and things like that.
No, that's me.
Yeah, that's my thing.
She gets quite scared
with jump scare stuff
but I reckon
it'll hook her in
watching this episode.
Oh, she's going to poo.
She's going to poo her pants.
There's a certain scene
in the first episode.
Which scene?
The one when...
Oh, I don't want to
give anything away but...
Yeah. Well, good luck with that. Oh, I know the one don't want to give anything away, but yeah.
Well, good luck with that.
Oh, I know the one you're talking about.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, she's definitely pooing her pants tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For sure.
What you do is you finish the popcorn early,
and then you unfold the box and you put it down.
Just lay it down like a tarp underneath her.
It comes out on Monday.
For everybody to enjoy The Last of Us Season 2,
if you want to see our interview with Bella Ramsey,
go and check out our Instagram, at Bree and Clint,
and you can get your Neon subscription ready to go
so you can catch up on Season 1 before Season 2 drops on April 14.
Have a great night, everybody.
We'll catch you back tomorrow.
Bye-bye.
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