ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th April 2026

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

The ultimate LMFAO would you rather.  Do you know these New Zealand sports teams?  When was it not what you thought you were putting in your mouth?  Can Bree get a call answered?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've got da-da-da-da. It's ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast. Zat M's Brie-Nclint, covering breakfast. Atamaria and good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Brinclint's breakfast bonanza. Morning, friends, and Fano. Day three of breakfast, loving it.

Lovin it. Lovin life. Are you being sarcastic? No. Huh. Today was harder to. wake up then yesterday. I must have been...

But once you're up, it's great. I must have been in super deep sleep this morning because my alarm went off and I didn't know where I was. What's your sleep score? Um, we're doing this again, aren't we? Yeah. I don't like playing games where I know I'm going to lose.

No, no, you won't lose today. Mine's a total dad. 75. You win. 72. Finally got him. I know. Oh, that's unusual for you.

It's so unusual for me. Very unusual. Yeah, I had that thing where I woke up and I had no idea where I was. Wait, did I just say that? Are we repeating ourselves? You didn't say that. Yes, I did. Did she?

Do you actually listen or are you on autopilot when I'm talking? Did she really? It's one of the first things she said. Literally the first thing that came out of my mouth. No, I don't remember that. God. You're so funny. I do listen. I do listen.

I need to start wearing more clothes to cover up because I feel like I'm distracting him with my body. Yeah, maybe. Oh, get over yourself. Get over yourself. Hey, I'm just trying to make you look better. Like, I'm distracted by your womanly curves. Rather than you're just ignoring me by choice.

If it makes you feel better, I'm not only ignoring you. Okay. No, that actually does make me feel better. Sorry, girls. We're in it together. What girls? We have a fun show on the way for you today. We're going to, like, very boringly talk about gas prices a little bit later

because I drove past a board this morning. And it is, I know it's been mental every day. It's mental today. But we do have free gas on the show at 8 o'clock. We sure do with gas me up. I filled up my car for the first time. Oh, yeah. Since the chaos.

In these uncertain days. Oh, you weren't here for two weeks. No, because I was in Aussie and it was quite, Alarming how much it cost me You should have bought some fuel back from Australia Mate, it's just as bad over there Guessers? How much? How much did it cost me? To fill up your car? I drive a Mitsubishi

ASX. I reckon it cost you $160 to fill up your car. 160? I was going to say 160. 170. 170. 150. Claudia wins it was 182. 182. I'm not eating this week, but I can drive to work. Yay!

Next on the show, I've got a really stupid would you rather for us to do. Oh, fun. I'm so keen. I've found this guy who just does would you rather's. I think I followed the same guy. They're absurd. But I do think that he does give you a would you rather that you can answer. You know, you now some of them are like, would you rather walk in on your dad?

Mom or your dad in the shower. Or sex your mum. Who would you rather walk in on in the shower? No, it's not one of those. Your mum or your dad. It's not one of those. I'd have to go with mum. You know?

Okay, I'll rather walk in on your mum than my dad. Yuck. Play ZDems, Bree and Clint. This is the main event. Trady. This is Ladies. All right, it's time for the Trades to take on the ladies. We love to keep score.

The Trades on 23. the lady's way out in front though on 31. Our lady is calling us from Tohanga. She is old enough, in her words, and she didn't eat any chocolate over Easter. Well, ooh-la-la. Welcome to the show, Newton. Newton?

Hi. Why? Why didn't you eat any chocolate? Oh, I knew we had a workshop this, you know, on Tuesday, so I held out, and I just know how to hold myself off. God. That's an incredible self-restraint. Can you give me?

some of that determination because I have zero. It's called diesel. So expensive. You don't go anywhere. All right, Newton, you're taking on our Trady from Christchurch. He's 28 and he has an eight-month-old. Welcome to the show, Hayden. Hi, Hayden.

Chowder. Chowder. Eight-month-old's name? Eli. Eli. Cute. Congratulations. How cool.

Hayden, your buzzer is Trady. Newton. Your buzzer is lady And the first person to give us three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC this morning. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one.

What sport does New Zealand athlete Porsche Woodman Wickcliffe compete in? Trady. Yes, Hayden. Rugba. Rugba. I mean, yes. It is rugby.

Well done. One to the Trades. Question number two. What plant makes up 99% of a panders diet? Lady. I'm going to say Newton. Newton. Bamboo?

Yeah. It is bamboo. Well done. We are one apiece in this game. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Triton. Hayden.

Lady. Beyonce. It is Beyonce. Well done. Two to the Trades. One to the ladies. You need this one, Newton, to stay in the game. Question number four.

What are the five human senses? Trades. Hayden. Hayden. Hayden. sight, touch, taste, hearing. Does me taste? You've done taste?

You've done taste? Give you three? He's got it, yeah. He's got it. That's the win. Good game this morning, guys, but Hayden, you've come out on top and you've got the 50 bucks. Well done. Oh, bloody good.

That'll shout a few pies. A few pies, yeah. Nice. Couple of pies. Not for Newton, though. She had that work shout on Tuesday. Mm-hmm. So no pies for Newton.

No pies for Newton. She's had her fun for the month. Boy, Newton, get your hand away from my pies. ZD.M's Bree and Clint Podcast. I just gave Bree a demo of my Friday Oakey performance that I recorded yesterday. Grim. Grim, yeah. You know how I would describe it?

Yeah. Like, someone's first sexual experience. That awkward Hard to watch Hard to listen to That disappointing That fast That underwhelming

Maybe I'm being presumptuous But from that little bit That you just gave me I would say that is my review You guys want to do it Would you rather this morning? Yeah always I found this guy

I should want his handle actually And credit him In case he's listening But he's not So we'll just do it I will preface this by saying It is absurd Okay

I think that's the fun of it And I want an honest answer from you guys. It's the only time us adults get to use our imagination. Yeah, and be a little bit silly. So 9-696, which of these would you rather? Would you rather live in a world where LMFAO is the biggest band in the world? And whenever they release music, that is all that is really happening. And all the other bands are kind of just worse-sounding versions of LMFAO.

Or a world where geese are kind of more powerful than huge. humans so everything's normal but if there's a goose that walks by it's like that goose is in charge and if they tell you to do something you kind of have to do it i've kind of lived in both worlds to be honest i've definitely lived through the era when lmf ao was the biggest band in the world that's so true so that i've already lived through and there were a lot of lmf ao yes there were artists but not quite as good. Yes. So we've lived through that era. Yes. And I mean... And we survived it.

And we survived and it was fine, to be honest. It was all right. Um... Did well for zebra print fabric, the era too, isn't it? Yeah. And those weird sunglasses. Not so good for glass sunglasses, sunglasses. No. Good for sunglasses, not so good for the lenses. And I mean, ZM is run by silly geese, so I'm living that right now. I think you're going to say

the world is currently run by silly geese. That a bit too. I'd go the goose option. Would you? Yeah, because there's nothing in there to suggest that the goose geese are malevolent, is there? I'll pretend I know what that word means? Like nefarious? I'll pretend I'll know what that word means.

Evil. There's no, there's no, there's no thing to suggest that geese don't have. That's a really good point. They hiss. They honk. Yeah, okay. But they're small. Oh, but they're more powerful than us.

But they're small. You don't think we could overthrow the geese? Like a right, like a... No, there's nothing in that. Like a goose coup d'etat. Mm. The reason why... Fagua would be illegal.

What's Faguar? Farguar. Fargua to you, don't you say that to me? Farguas, the French delicacy made from goose liver. Oh, no thanks. Yeah. What is it? Is it duck patte?

Duck patte, yeah. That's, yeah. Yeah, they make farguar. Do you know how they make it? This is why the goose, the geese would be against us. Do you know how they make fagua? No. They force feed the goose margarine.

Oh, this isn't nice. To make its liver as fatty as possible. There would be no fagua there because the geese is in charge. And then they kill it and we harvest its liver. The geese are in charge. So there's no fagua. Yeah, no fagua. No.

But to be honest, I haven't been eating much fargua, if any. I don't think I've ever eaten farguar. Yeah. LMFAO, though, I enjoy on the daily. And Faguar sounds like a great LMFAO song, doesn't it? Can we play some LMFAO just to get a feel and a vibe? Because then I can make my decision. Claudia, can you find some goose noises, please?

I've been down to, what's the Western Springs Park? That place is scary when all the geese are around and swans. Whereas Red food. This is not so bad. It's not so bad This is fun I think we go back to back LMFAO this morning

Give the people what they want Yeah When I walk on by Girls be looking like Damn you fly I picked to the beat Walking down the street And my new the freak

Yeah This is how I roll Animal print pants out control It's red food With the big ass fro And like Oh it's a lyrical genius really Oh look at that body

Yeah. Yeah, see, both together. I think I'm taking hell and if they are. Yeah, I agree, I agree. But Brett Bood has to keep full pants on at all times. Yeah. I'm great to show it, show it, show it, show it. I'm glad we can reach a decision. See, I told you these, these, would you rather, is ridiculous, but there is an answer and we work through it together.

But if this ever does come up, we're ready. Yeah, now we're ready, yeah. Are we aligned? Are we all aligned? I don't know what we agreed on, but yeah. Elimepeo over Geese. Yeah. Yeah.

We've done it once, and I'm pretty sure we might be able to do it again. Franklin, we're back after this. Someone's Good at that party Work out Saying up ZM's Brie and Clint Covering Breakfast

Someone's text in about that LMFIO Goose canundrum that we just discussed before Bree Yes And they said that That that LMFAO song

That we just played before is the song That they Toilet trained their son to And the part Specifically that they used Was this bit To teach him how to shake it

after-ed. Genius. Genius. So I guess that person was already living in that LMFA reality, weren't they? Can you imagine for the rest of that kid's life? Yeah. He'll think about... Every time he goes to the toilet.

Every time. And you know once he becomes comfortable enough with a partner that he's going to do it in the bedroom. Yeah. He's going to do the wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Of course. Of course. Lucky.

Lucky person, whoever that is. Next in the show, you got some information about speed cameras in New Zealand. Yes. You know those new speed camera trailers that you've seen around the country? Yeah. I've got... Evil bloody things. Evil things.

There is Brinclient. Guys, good news. We've had a big win over the Aussies. Sorry, Bree. No, I mean, that's... No, I quite like when it's competitive. Yes. Yeah.

And this is a win we haven't had before. The Orblacks... The all blacks? The all blacks? No, the all blacks always beat the wallabies, so that's not unusual. No, I didn't say all blacks. The ore blacks, New Zealand's representative surfboat team, have had its first ever win over Australia at Wanda Beach and Cronulla. What is that?

A surf boat? Surfboat is that kind of wide boat. I think they used to be wooden and know if they're always wooden now and you sit backwards and you row out into the... heavy surf and they're sort of two rowers side by side and then two rowers side by side. This sport looks terrifying. Yeah. And they wear the surf life-saving caps. Yes.

I know the one you're talking about. And one person's usually like as they're coming up to a wave, they'll run, they'll like scoot to the top of the boat to try and like lift the boat up. No, that's the IRB stuff. That's the inflatable ones with the motor. This is the wooden boat thing, like old school looking boat. Like it looks like a boat that they used off the side of the Titanic to rescue people. that kind of boat and you row out into the surf. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one I was thinking of.

Was it? Yeah. I don't think you run to the other end of it. No, but you know, like where they'll hold onto the top to try and when they're going over the big waves. Yeah, yeah. To be honest, I don't know a lot about it. I just know that we won. And I also know that no New Zealand women's open team, which is what this was,

has ever previously beaten Australia at this competition. That's huge. That's huge for the surfboat community. That's massive for the surfboat community. Good on you guys. I've got to get an Orblacks jersey. You're saying O-A-R. Or-A-R.

Oh-A-R. God, it's so similar to All-Blax. Isn't it? And aren't all of the names? Yeah. Aren't all of the sports names. That's why I've put a little quiz together for us this morning. Okay.

And it's your job to tell us, based off this punny name for a New Zealand sports team, what sport do they compete in? These are real. These are real? and they all branch off the all blacks name tree of life, okay? First sport, black fins. What are the black fins competed, guys? Black fins?

Black fins? I want to say it's the surf team? Close. Surfboarding? Close. Claudia? Finns, like, I'm thinking of like flippers, diving. No, but that's a good guess.

Fins. Oh, nothing. I got nothing. Surf life-saving team. That's the New Zealand surf lifesaving team Okay, this is easy, you'll get this one What are the wheelblacks? The wheelblacks are the

Wheelchair basketball Wheelchair rugby Oh, how? What's the basketball then? That's amazing I don't know. Yeah, right. What are the steel blacks?

The steel... Cars! Steel blacks, hold on, let's think about this for a second. New Zealand representative team, what are the steel blacks? Fencing team. Fencing is a good guess, it's wrong. La Crosse is a better guess than you realize, but it's wrong. Cars.

Cars. The New Zealand Cars team. No, the Steel Blacks are the New Zealand National Historical Medieval Battle Team. We have one of those. So, Claude did lacrosse, which I think is lacrosse is somewhat jousting, isn't it? You've just reminded me I need to buy tickets. Yes. Yes.

When is the historical medieval battle World Cup? It's coming up. I wouldn't watch that. Also, Quidditch. The Quidditch team play soon too. No way. These are the names of New Zealand representative teams. What do the sharp blacks do?

Sharp. Sharp. Fencing. Something to do with music. Darts. Darts. Fencing. The sharp blacks.

I actually knew this one. The sharp blacks are New Zealand's national butchery team. That's cool. Butchery is competitive, yeah. Yeah, I like that. You can be crowned young butcher of the year in New Zealand. And then if you're good enough, you can make the Sharp Blacks team and you go around the world competing with other butchers.

Wow. Yeah. Ella, the vegan, would hate that one. I'm holding my tongue. Ella doesn't support our sharp blacks. No. So with the butchers. Down with the butchers.

The butchers are holding their tongue. Someone will buy it. Ice blacks. Ice hockey team. Correct. Guys, you got one. Yay! Finally.

Black Jacks. The black jacks? The black jacks? No. What are the black jacks? The New Zealand representative team? What are the black jacks? What do you play?

when you play black jack? It's not black jack. No, it's not darts. It's a black jack. It's nothing. You're cards. Jack. Jack in the box.

The comedy club. The New Zealand Jack in the Boxes. What's the Black Jacks? New Zealand's National Lawn Bowls team. Oh, hell yeah. That's fun. Because you got to get as close to the Jack as you can. Yeah, I like that one.

That's good. And the final one I've got for you guys. What are the Black Cocks? I know. That's the badminton team. Yeah, badminton. I'm going to give it to you. I hope.

I'm going to give it to you. Why, what is it? Squash. It's not. They had to abandon that name because I got too many complaints. What's the complaint? They said they lost all their sponsorship opportunities, and they couldn't travel to other countries.

What the heck? Because nobody understood. Nobody got it. So funny. But how is it spelled? Especially because when they got there, they were like, you're all white guys. Oh, that's fair. False advertising.

Z-D-Ns, Brinclint. Right now, though, we're going to play, what's the plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? Our famous movie guessing game where if you can guess two movies correctly before Bree does, today you'll win $150 cash.

It's kind of like an away game for me today. Because it's the morning time? Yeah. You know? Yeah. I'm not in my usual atmosphere. No, I get that. You don't have your home ground advantage.

No, so it's a good time to play. What's the plot, I think? Matt's here to take you on. Morning, Matt. Gidey Matt. Morning, three. Yeah, hoping that you're off your game a bit there, brief. I think, you know, you're in with a chance, Matt.

You're in with a chance. Are you a morning person, Matt? Oh, I've got two young kids, so I'm forced to be. You are a morning person, then. Yeah, begrudgingly. Okay, Matt, I'll run through the rules quickly in case you've never played before. I read out movie plot lines.

You buzz in with your name as soon as you think you know what that movie is, the title of that movie, and have a guess. If you get two movies correct before Bree does, you're going to win $150 cash. Bring it on. Best of luck, Matt. Our theme for today, because Lamar Odom admitted in that Netflix doco

that you were talking about yesterday, that he used his marriage to Chloe Kardashian for fame and to advance his career, these movies were all used by actors to launch their careers. Oh, okay. Okay, their acting debuts. All right. They're big breaks.

You ready, Matt? It's a broad theme. Movie plotline number one. A shy teen is thrown through a loop from out of the blue when she learned some astonishing news from her family. From a quiet Sanfran's, Matt. Oh, what's the name? Anne Hathaway. Princess Diaries?

Well done, Matt. Very well done, Matt. Very well done. We. Didn't think anyone would get it from that little information. Didn't expect you to get Princess Diaries either. Oh, Dark Horse. Dark Horse. Your favour. You love the whole series, Matt, all three of them?

More of an Anne Hathaway fan, to be honest. Movie number two, Matt has the advantage. He sure does. Mac could win the whole damn thing here. A teen girl finds herself in a completely unfamiliar environment. She enrols at a high school near Chicago after leaving Africa. Brie. Mean girls.

Amanda Saferead's big debut. Oh yeah. There's a good chance. It's already raining. Movie number three. Tie break. Here we go, Matt. A New York City policeman is visiting his estranged wife and two daughters.

He joins her at a holiday party on Christmas Eve in the headquarters, Matt. Die hard. Holy moly. Matt, well done, my friend. You deserve that win. Yeah. And I reckon that was all you as well. Bree got her movie today.

You know, you earned that, Matt. You deserved it. Well done. Yeah, you really did, Matt. 150 bucks. We'll get it out to you. Well done. Oh, happy days. It's half a tank. Half a tank. Everything at the moment is fuel, eh? Everything is about how much gas it's going to be. Maybe for the lawnmower, half a tank. Am I right?

That's what's the plot. Dead Am's Breed and Clint Podcast. Sorry, I'm just drinking my coffee. That's a weird time to take a sip of coffee. Well, I had to wash it, that weird dry gingerloaf down with something. Act like the food is weird when you just, Ella to order you a quarter-strength cappuccino.

Well, I... For the record, a quarter strength, if you were wondering, it's half a single shot. Wait, did you say quarter? I put in half. No, I said half. Half a single shot. Yeah, half a single shot.

One shot and a half. I put, I said... No, you didn't. She's winding you up. Don't, you know that I'm really... I'm really... sensitive to coffee. Bre would be like Artemis 3. You can't you? You're not allowed milk. I had a full

straight coffee with you guys on Tuesday for our first day breakfast and I was like I'll be fine and then I it affected me all day. All day. Were you quite busy? I couldn't stop. I just felt like my heart was like going to come out of my chest. Were you able to give the riddle and the day off? Yeah, focus more. I needed to take twice the riddle and to calm me down. Anyway, I want to talk about this video that I saw a scary video of a teenage snowboarder over in Aspen. Have you been?

No. No, I've never been to Aspen. Aspen. Very, very scary video where he performs a jump and then he does a little trick. And then next minute, blood is spurting out of his wrist onto the snow. Really? Like squirting? squirting out of his wrist

We've got a squirder Yeah He as he was performing this trick Real basic trick Nothing too crazy No The snowboard Clipped his wrist

And sliced it open Freak accident Oh my God Completely freak accident Yeah He's 16 They had to put a tourniquet on his arm To stop the bleeding

Because it was just Spurting out Yeah. And I looked into the details, and it says here that he was rushed to emergency surgery, where doctors discovered his ulnar artery had been completely severed, along with his median nerve. So surgeons were able to repair the artery and the nerve. But then he had to go, undergo another surgery where they had to repair another 10 severed tendons. and perform nerve grafts from a donor nerve from his leg.

Wow. Is the lip of a snowboard that sharp? Well, snowboards, yes. Because you have the edge of a snowboard. And that's what, you know... For shredding. That's how you're able to cut through the snow. Oh, okay.

I didn't realize. But, I mean, this is a freak accident, though. No, you don't expect this. But in fairness, he wasn't wearing gloves or... Like, he was wearing like a singlet. Was he? Yeah, he wasn't wearing like a jacket or anything. So the blood would have gone everywhere.

What kind of madman is snowboarding in a singlet with no gloves? And the thing is, is that this kid, he was so white. Yeah. Obviously it's cold, so he was so red. And bad decision from him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, but maybe it was hot. But he knows.

You don't have to tell him, okay? He knows what he knows what's a bad decision. I always think about the snow in situations like this. If he's squirting blood everywhere in the snow, imagine the blood. Yeah. On that white canvas. It makes me think of back in my softball days, we were playing against, I think it was, I think it was a New Zealand team actually.

Okay. And there was a bit of a freak accident again where the pitchers let the ball go wrong and it's hit one of our girls as she was batting directly in the face. Oh! And she has just instantly. Yeah. Got knocked out. So she's fallen to the ground and then blood's...

Actually, caoed. Oh, yeah. Wow. She was completely, completely gone. Because the ball, like, they're pitching at like 115Ks an hour. Jeez. Anyway, and there's just blood, you know, obviously awful. Like, I thought, I thought she was dead.

I was like, she's dead. And it was like super traumatic. I was like, this is awful. Anyway, she was okay. She's fine. Well, she wasn't fine, but she had to have plastic surgery. Yeah. She got a new one?

a new nose. Yeah. Yeah, they had to completely reconstruct her nose. Yeah, I know, but do you use that an opportunity to not to make light of a little?

Yeah, I was going to say, can you take pictures of the nose you've always wanted? I'm sure if she had a choice she'd rather not get into the face. No, no, no, no,

no, no, no. But you've got to, you know, yeah, it's a good question. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Yeah. That's the opportunity to go.

It's a great question. I want her. You know? Yeah. A little, little. A little shave off. Yeah. A little pixie nose.

Yeah. The reason I was getting to somewhere with this story is that afterwards they had to come out because obviously you play on dirt like where the home plate is, where the accident happened. They had to come out and they shoveled away because there was so much blood. And they had to shovel the dirt away

and put new dirt down near the home plate. Yeah, you don't think about that. I can rugby, it just goes into the grass, isn't it? And then they could just squirt some water bottle on it and it's fine. Yeah, you can't do that. It's awful. The same with ice hockey too. Oh yeah, true.

On the ice. Can the Zamboni take care of blood on the ice? It's a great question. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. And we want to talk about your freak accidents. So not just like not an accident. It's just something so out of the blue shouldn't have happened.

But it did. Like this guy cutting his own wrist while snowboarding. With his snowboard. With his snowboard. Yeah. If you have a freak accident that you want to share with us. Well, you can't really explain it. That's not a common accident.

You know what? a freak accident, but people know what a freak accident is. Bree and Clint, filling in for Fletchbourne and Haley. We're talking freak accidents, which if you're in the middle of your breakfast, could be a little bit tough, but we'll do the best we can. We do the best we can to keep it censored. Amy's here. Morning, Amy. Hi, Amy.

Morning. You got a freak accident for us, Amy? I do. It's a bit traumatizing. So I was out on a horse ride with my partner. Yeah. It was our first trek out together. Yep. And we were seven minutes into the ride on a farm.

And his horse, my horse got too close to his horse. His horse didn't like it and kicked out. And it kicked me square in the shin. Oh, Amy! Amy, no! Yeah, and I was like screaming in pain. Oh! And I was like, broken my leg.

But I was still on the horse. So my partner was like, no, you haven't broken your leg. And then he looked at it and he was like, you have broken your leg. No, that's it. He should have lied to you until you got back. He should be like, no, no, no, it's fine. Just don't get off the horse. Your foot's still in the stirrup.

Yeah, yeah. You're all good. We're just going to hit back just in case. Oh, my shin hurts hearing that story. Erin's here. Morning, Erin. Hi, Erin. Good morning.

Morning, tea. Freak accident, Aaron? What happened? I was going on a night out with some friends moving back to New Zealand and we were at a two-story house and I linked on the balcony railing and the railing gave way

and I dropped two stories and broke my back. Aaron! You're lucky to be alive. That and be able to walk. Oh my God. A couple of days later found that. that, yeah, I'm mobile. So I think my lucky stars and appreciate every day.

You're living in a one-story house now, Erin? Totally. Yeah. Aaron's standing on the ground ground. Mark's here. Morning, Mark. Hi, Mark. Good morning, too.

Can you top that freak accident, Mark? Possibly. I was quite young and not living in New Zealand and there had been some storms off the coast of Madagascar. and a shipping container lost its load of logs and a couple weeks later down on the beach of the family and stuff and these logs that all washed up along the coast

and just playing around it like just playing on the beach and stuff and like a freak tidal wave kind of thing hit this log and sent everyone running and it went rolling and it rolled over me and my nan buried us under the sand I was immediately declared dead on arrival by the ambulance for a little while.

They brought me back, crushed my nans like pelvis and stuff. She had a lunar walk, had surgeries. Oh, my God. I had my blood vessels in my eyes and stuff all burst. And four weeks afterwards, I had sand stool being removed from my skin. Mark, you died, bro.

I did. You died. Wow. Did you see anything when you died, Mark? Did I get it? Nah, no. I mean, we got our last say. My granddad.

down to the beach and cut a few carvings off the log and turn it into furniture. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So a freak wave, freak accident. That's terrifying. There is so many texts coming through. Some that we can read out. Others, not so much.

What about this one? Someone said, oh my God. I ended up with a 10-centimeter leg ulcer from a spike off a closed. drying rack getting caught under my jeans as I leaned over it to draw the curtains. It plunged surprisingly deep in the tissue. From a clothes horse. It's just so awkward moving those clothes horses and then imagine it stabbing. Some of those clothes horses are disgusting though.

They're so old and rusty and there's so much plastic that's come off them, eh? Yeah, I hope that person got a tetan shot after that. I hope they went to Middard 10 and got a freshie. The ZD. Podcast Network. Did you see the clip of Vice President J.D. Vance trying to call Donald Trump at a speech rally? Yeah. And he said that he'd organized it with Donald. And Donald didn't answer. Take a listen.

I actually had a special guest that asked that I give him a phone call. And we'll see, let's hope he actually answers. But this is going to be very embarrassing. All right. voice mail box that has not been set up yet. Okay. Try it one more time. I get a good signal here.

It's ringing. It's progress. There's thousands of people standing there watching. Also, he's acting like he's calling Santa Claus. He's like, I have a special guest who wants us to give him a call. Should we call him? Yeah. Have you been good little boys and girls?

No. Also, how good if Donald Trump is. He hadn't answered, but he still had a wicked welcome from the 2000s, and he got Donald Trump's voicemail. Yo, yo, yo. You read, Donald. No, remember he had to say your own name? So you might have the Rustafarian one and it would be like,

eh, man, I'm sorry, but Donald. Donald Trump. Can't come to your phone right now, ma. It was so seamless, weren't they? I say bring those back. Bring them back. It is risky, though, making a call when you're doing. a speech or if you're on TV or if you're doing a radio show making a live call to someone.

It's always a risk. Should we take that risk this morning? Yeah, why not? I haven't organised this. I'm going to call someone in my phone and if they don't answer. Oh, how embarrassing. How embarrassing. Oh, that's awful radio.

But if they do answer. Also kind of awkward because what are you calling them about? Yeah. How are you going to call? I think. Your might call, it's been a while since I spoke to her, but world squash champion Dame Susan DeVoy. Yeah, suitably random.

I haven't talked to her in quite a few months. She's on Slibert and Treasure Island. That's how you guys know each other. Exactly. All right, well, we'll see if, guys, we've got a special guest who wants to say hello to everyone. Let's put in the call now. Let's see if we can call Dame Susan DeVoy. Imagine if she's listening?

Yeah. She's not going to answer. Come on, Susan. If I wake her up, she'll be sewing. Oh no, she'll be awake. Good morning. Susan. Dame Susie D.

Don't swear. Don't swear you're on the radio. I'm in Shanghai. What are you? Wait, what time is that there, Susan? It's just quarter past four. In the morning. Yeah, I looked at my phone and thought, oh, it's three.

I'm going to answer anyone else who would have just gone back to sleep. Dame Susie D. You've answered the first. phone at 4 in the morning because it was me. Stop. Okay, now I just feel even worse. I know. I didn't even respond to me when I congratulated you for your engagement.

Oh. I was so, I'm so sorry. I was very overwhelmed with all the lovely messages, but I saw it and it warmed my heart. Oh, how do I get? I've got a bit of jet lag, actually, so I'm just sort of lying here thinking I'm going to get some more

noodles and dumplings. Absolutely, you should. At 4 o'clock in the morning. morning, Dame Susan. Oh, well, you know, just exaggerating. You know me, always prone to big porkies. Remember that time, remember that time you, when you were on Treasure Island and you ate so much crayfish that you then went and threw up and then you just carried on? I see another season.

Yeah, another, yeah, another season. Launches in a couple of weeks. What is this? What is going on here? Well, I've woken her up. I have to talk to her now. Yeah, right. No, no, just carry on.

Carry on. Carry on. Yeah. Get to the business. Get to the business. No, there is no business. That's the thing. We didn't actually expect you to answer.

I can save this. I can save it. Dame Susie D. I was just calling to say that I miss you and I love you. Oh, shit. Oh, that's made my year. Oh, say it back. It's actually made my decade, really.

It's a bit boring now. It's a bit boring now. I'm 60. Should we run off together? Well, that would be a scandal. That wouldn't it? All right, I reckon. Yeah, yeah.

All right, I actually got to... I quite fancy your mother, actually. Okay, well, I'll ask her, and then you can have your choice of the litter. Okay. So what is the time there now? It's 8.15 in the morning, and I'm doing live radio, so I better go, Susie.

Oh, well, what an absolute thrill. I'm going to get up now and go for a run. I believe that. Love you, Susan. Bye. Thank you, Dame, Susan Devoi. We appreciate you. Cheers. Bye. See you later. Yeah, right. Bizarre. I felt like we were part of a private phone call just then. Why? Also, she didn't say it back.

Yeah, I know. You're like, love you. Should I call her back? Yeah. 4 a.m. Shanghai. Oh, unless you answer. Oh, that's big for it, answer. It's Z.m's Brea and Clint podcast.

A Wellington sushi shop has accidentally sold a bottle of soy sauce instead of a bottle of coke and someone's drunk it thinking it was coke. And we're asking you the question, when was the thing that you put in your mouth, not the thing that you thought that you were putting in your mouth? Turns out quite common. Yeah. Turns out very common, actually. What about that time?

This is a little bit different, but that woman thought it was eyelash glue, but it was super glue. Yes, and she glued her eye shut. Thought it was something? She thought it was. Her eye drops? Or eyedrops. It might have been eyedrops. and she put super glue into her eyes.

Super glue. Emma's here. Hi Emma. Hi Emma. Hello. What went in your mouth, Emma? Well, what did you think you were putting in your mouth first? Well, I thought it was a chocolate chip from a chocolate chip muffin I was eating.

Oh, no. Okay. And what was it? Well, I have pet birds. Oh. Yuck! Was it a bird dropping? Yeah, yeah.

Oh! You put bird poo poo. When did you realize, Emma? When it was a really bizarre, metallic kind of taste. I was going to ask, what does Bird Pooh taste like? I shouldn't have asked. Is it kind of, is it kind of irony? Yeah, it's weird.

It definitely wasn't chocolate chip. We don't need any more details. We don't ask him. Emma's been very kind in answering, but. Thank you, Emma. Gavin's here. Hey, Gav. I gav.

Good, mate. You thought you're putting something in your mouth, but it wasn't. that something? What happened, Gav? Very similar to the soy sauce story, actually. Oh yeah, yeah. As a support crew for around the Talpo

run. Yes. And in our motel, I had all the water bottles for everybody. So we had all these little small plastic bottles of water I had hundreds in my room. After the race, there was still heaps of them left,

and I got up in the night after having a few bevies, and to the sort of like brie. I needed water. Yes. And I just grabbed one random bottle, and it happened to be the dishwashing liquid. Oh, no.

From the motel room, was put in a little plastic bottle as well. So of all the hundreds of bottles you could have grabbed. You sculled the whole lot? Pretty much. Did you fart? And of course, I was immediately sick. Yeah.

And my sick was all bubbles. I was going to say, did you fart bubbles, Gave? Oh, I was sparting bubbles. Was your, when you went to the toilet, Were you peeing like a bubble machine? I can't remember probably. You would have put on quite the show for everyone else, Gab.

Gap squeaked when he talked. Imagine it the urinal. Is that guy peeing bubbles? Is that bubbles? Jess is here. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. What did you think you're putting in your mouth?

I thought it was orange juice. And what was it? I ran in from the car. We just arrived home. I ran in, open a fridge, try to skull the bottle of orange juice before your parents walk in and see you. Kid style.

It was, yep, it was used oil that my dad was saving. Oh, cooking oil. Saving for what, Jess? What do these people save it for? No, you reuse it and the deep fryer and the home deep fryer. You don't fry stuff day after day, do you? No, it sits there for ages. And then it all calcifies.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Huh? Ew, yuck. It's like it reminds me of the episode of Friends where they have the glass of oils sitting in the fridge. Yes. Or sitting on the counter. her and then for Ross to like show his love how much he loves Rachel he has to drink the fat. Oh, I don't remember that episode.

You don't remember that? No. And then Ross goes, all right, I guess I'm drinking the fat. And she goes, you were going to drink the fat. Oh, he doesn't do it. No, she stops him. Yeah, that's cute. Someone said paintbrush water sitting in a mug beside my coffee mug while painting.

Honestly, wasn't horrible. Yeah, there's worse things. That's a painter, right, yeah. Someone else said, my husband thought he. he was eating mints and rice. There was no rice. It was maggots. Oh!

Oh! Maggots might be one of the most disgusting things on this planet. Like there's, you know when you, and everyone has been... It's not just the maggots bit. It means that the rice was, the meat was rancid. Oh, everything would have been rancid. You know why I think everyone is, have you had the moment? Maybe I'm about to out myself.

I have, yeah, I've had maggots crawl out of chocolate that I was eating. No, I feel like everyone's had the moment where it's either you were living in a flat or wherever you were where you get a maggot infestation through your bin. Oh, yeah, yeah, we've had that. And then you realize it's on the, like they're all just on the floor. That's a flatting thing. And you realize it makes you look at yourself as a person and how gross we are. And then you wonder how many maggots have I eaten? A lot probably.

Anyway, if you're having breakfast at the moment, it's good to be with you. This is Birthday and Clare. All I want from my birthday is a birthday banger. This is Birthday Banger. We do it at 5.30 every afternoon on our show. You call us, tell us your birthdays, and we figure out what was the number one song when you turned 16. Then we'll play our favourite.

Heidi's here to go first. Hi, Heidi. Hi, Heidi. Hello. How's your day been so far, Heidi? Oh, it's pretty slow. Yeah. Are you at work?

Yeah, I'm at work. You're at work. Okay, cool. Quiet, yeah. What do you do, Heidi? Um, uh, it's quite, I organise, like, the food toys and stuff for all the chef tutors at, um, uh-huh. Oh, yes. You took long enough to answer that that I did think you were lying for a bit.

I thought she was a part of the FBI for a scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's like, shit, what's my cover story? What's my fake job? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, there's just so much more to it. So it's just, it's a hard job. Okay, okay. Let's do your birthday banger, Heidi.

What's your day to birth? Third of the first 1981 Oh we share the same birthday Heidi Capricorns

You were 16 though in 1997 and here's your birthday banger Tonight It's the night Men to become one Oh my god

I'm obsessed With your birthday banger Heidi It's a sexy spice girls Throwback It is Yes

I don't know that's going to be that Do you like it Were you a Spice Girls band? I do like it, but it's not great. Fair enough. Wait there, Heidi. We'll do Eden's birthday banger, and it's Eden's birthday tomorrow. Hi, Eden.

Hi, Eden. Hi, guys. Happy birthday for tomorrow, mate. Thank you. What year are we talking? 96. 96. That means, Eden, you were 16 in 2012.

And on the 10th of April, 2012, this was number one. Oh, shut up and kiss me. Oh, Reese, Master. I guess me, I know you got to miss me Australian X Factor winner? I think so. Oh,

the office are losing it to the Reese Maston song. What a throwback. Are you a big Masty fan, Eden? Your fan? Not a Reaston, no. No, okay. Okay. Doesn't mean we won't have a Masty this morning.

There's a lot of support for that in the office. It could end up being. our winner. Bella, let's do your birthday, banger, mate. What's your birthday? 13th of September 2007. Right, that means you were 16 and 20, 23. So about three years ago

and on that day, this was number one. Doja. I love this one from Doja Cat. I thought it was Peak. Yeah, it's really good. Do you like it, Bella? Yep, I'm fan. Yep, banger.

Okay, well, Wait there. It's out of the Spice Girls, Reesmaston and Doja Cats. I'm leaning hard towards Rees Maston. I know that the producers will go with Rees Maston, but I'm just going to show my support for the Spice Girls to become one. Okay. Now we'll go to Claudia and she'll pick Reese Maston. You don't know that.

Yeah, you don't know that. Claudia, the power is now yours when we can't decide you get to choose them all three songs, and what are you choosing this morning? I'm going to pick Reese Maston. Yes! Bree's psychic radio is back. She's done it again. Happy birthday for tomorrow, Eden.

You're the winner of birthday banger. Yay. Enjoy this Masty just for you, Eden. Early morning, Masty. Out in the crowd, it's the middle of the night and everybody's looking at you. Play Z-Eames, Bree and Clint. From Reese Maston, that is a birthday banger for our friend Eden. It's her birthday tomorrow.

and on this day in 2012, that was the number one song. Happy birthday for tomorrow, Eden. What was his other hit? He had one more. Claudia will know straight away. It's called Goodnight. That was his bigger hit. I'm just looking for a good night.

Definitely, yeah. That song I reckon was his biggest. Yeah, you're right. For sure. Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right, yeah. Sorry it's not Spice Girls, okay? Wow, that's so weird hearing all of you say

that I'm right. That never happens on this show. You're right. Yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah, so you ruined it. Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. You're so right. I am sexy. We're going to do Root to Roots next on ZM.

ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. That's the chain Schmockers. And Halsie on ZDM with Bree and Clint. For... Jeez, that was close. Close! And Clint. Okay.

Didn't sound like that to me. God, we say that about you behind you back now. You're saying it about yourself. It was close. Action replay. Nah. I reckon it was 80% there. Oh, then I don't want an action replay.

No, it's safe and not too. It's my name, okay? Yeah, well, then own it. You can't misname yourself. Yeah, you can. You just did. I can say it. You can't.

Can't. Be careful with us. Just to clarify, can't. Free and can't say has no name right. George's here. Hi, Georgia. Hello. I want to stay here.

Should we keep talking about this, George? Yeah. George from the day show, we dragged you in early. And it's off the back of something you said in the studio yesterday that I thought was pretty cute. Damn it. I should actually keep this mouth of mine closed, I think. No, this is nice. Oh, okay.

It's a nice thing. I think, how long have you been married? Just over a year They took a while But how long have you in Hame been together? 12 years in May Yeah, you're the real deal Married for a year

You are a couple goals You and Hame to me I think you guys are the sweetest couple In the world And you were sitting in here In the studio yesterday And you go Oh

And you were googling When the Masters golf tournament was on And I was like What are you doing that for And you're like Oh, I got into watching golf because my partner Haim likes it, so now I like it.

And I was like, oh, that's a bit cute. Yes. Well, the thing is, is because I'm like, you can go the opposite way where you're like, oh, one of those girlfriends. Yeah, more golf or like those girlfriends that just do everything their partner does.

It's not that because he will talk about golf 90% of the time. And I hate it. I don't care. But this is like, I know that guy's fiend for the masters. Yes. And so it's going to start every morning us in bed. May as well have coffee made, sit there together, watch it. Make it a shared interest.

That is couple goals and I know that it's genuine coming from you. So I thought, and it reminds me a lot of my dad and my mum's relationship. And I mean, they're about to go 45 years this year, next year. Wow. Forty years. And you know why? My mum and dad love watching the footy together. My mum's now super into the F1 because my dad has loved the F1 for ages.

my mum will go to the world rally tournaments around the world because she knows how much it means to my dad and my mum will go with him. I mean my dad doesn't reciprocate. I was going to say, has he picked up on any of your mum's interests? No, my dad, he does go to live music, which is my mum's thing. That's funny, you say that, because obviously I love music. We love music.

It's part of our jobs, right? We are lucky enough to go to concerts quite often. Yeah. Hame actually couldn't care for it. He just comes with me because he knows how much it means. I'm like, it's a night out. Do you know how lucky we are to get to go to these? Does he go to the country shows with you?

Always. Because that's your thing. Always. Yeah. But also the thing is, is that, do you know how lucky it is to go to the Masters? Like, if I got to say and brag to the lads that I got to go to the Masters one time. Are you going to the Masters? No, but it's a goal of Hames in this lifetime.

Oh, right. I was going to say, you're trying to get a free trip to the Masters? I don't think anyone gives those away. Like, isn't there like a ballot and stuff to go there? It's pretty hard to get tickets to the Masters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so if we got to go, imagine me able to tell all the lads that my missus went.

Like, how sticks that? True. So you're laying the foundations now so that you have a base level of knowledge should this opportunity come up in the future. And then Hame doesn't get to go with one of the boys. He takes you instead. Yeah, I don't think the chances of him taking me a hive. But they could be there, you know? Well, you never know.

He needs to take you. If you've gotten into golf and you've done the groundwork, you know, then you get to go. Yeah, but it's funny because, like, Marty, our new boss, he talks about golf all the time, right? and I'll quite often like say names of people that I like to follow. And the actual golfers, they're not, they're not into these people. It's like the whole ones, like Bryson D. Shambot, and then the Mullity one from Aussie, Cam Smith. Like, how cool is that?

He looks like a bogan, but he's just rocking around playing golf. I do love the golfers that aren't your typical looking athlete. Yeah. Because I'm loving the show on Netflix, Swing. It's a great show. It's by the same people that do strive to survive. that. Yeah, and I started watching the show swing because I thought it was about something else. But I was loving it.

Want to bring her partner's other shared interests. I just thought it was really sweet to hear you talk about how you definitely got into golf and watching golf because your partner's into it. And I think that's such a cool thing, especially when you're not forcing someone. They just want to do it because you know that your partner's into it. I've got no idea what it's about. No, not yet, though. But that's fine.

Yeah, but you've shown an interest. Yeah, and that's the main thing. We want to ask people this morning, what do you love because your partner loves it? Yeah, what did you get into to be supportive? It didn't start out that way. No, where you're like, oh, I couldn't really care less about this, but you saw how much your partner enjoys it.

Quite an unlikely interest. Yeah. But now it's your guy's thing. Yeah, maybe you got into carpentry. Oh, woodwork. You know, and then you guys go out to, you know, that's funny. my pa, so my mum, I spoke about him a few weeks ago, but my mum's dad was super into carpentry.

He loved making little knick-knacks and bits and bobs. And my nan got into it and they used to go out into the shed. And they used to make, well, they used to make ashtrays together. But, and then they would give them out to their friends as like gifts and stuff. Is this the grandfather that neutered the cat? Yeah, the home neutering on the cat? Yeah, it was a... Don't tell the story again.

They can find out of our story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Reinkl. Georgia from the day shows also in the studio because we're talking about her couple goals relationship between her and her husband. Hot haem. That's what I call him. Hot hame sandwich.

Hot ham sandwich. I'll put him in a sandwich. I'll be the ham. Ham on the bone. Champagne ham. Champagne ham. But not champagne taste. It's not a beer budget. Here's the champagne.

Yeah. Ham off the bone. All right. Because you said somebody really cute about your guy's relationship yesterday where you were like asking, you were like, when's the golf masters on? Because I need to know, because Hame and I watch it together. And I said, have you always been into golf? And you were like, well, no, Hame likes it.

So I've kind of got into it. And I was like, that's a bit cute. So we've asked people, what do you love now because your partner loved it? Alex is called through. Hey, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi. So is it their love that you've got on board with or the other way around?

I've got it on board Oh good on you Alex What is it? Well I now ride my very own Harley What sexy? Whoa So how did this come about? Step us through it

So he My husband was always into riding them And he I mean it took a lot of convincing For me to go on the back Okay That's scary right Yeah totally

And then I finally got on the back And then eventually I got sick of going on the back So I learnt how to ride my own So six years later, we ride together. So your first bike was a Harley Davidson? Well, it was his, but now I've got my very own. What do you have? What do you have now? I have a 2023 set bob.

Oh, geez, you're like, yeah, fall into it. How confident are you? It's no small thing to just become a motorbike rider as an adult, Alex, if you haven't grown up on bikes. No, I mean, look, it's all a mental game, right? So if you're in your head, like, this is fun, it's fun. If you're scared, it's scary. Do you and hubby go riding often? Do you guys have like a bike gang you go riding with?

No, I go with him, but I mean, it is quite a hard hobby to find other females to go riding with. I'll go riding with you. I'll pick you up. Yeah, I used to ride an 883 sports. So that was my ride. Oh, yeah. My first bike was a 1200 sports star. No way.

You're inviting yourself into their relationship, Brie? You're looking for a Harley Davidson Thruple. Can I be your Harley Davidson third wheel? Yeah, come on that. It'll be like a trike. Yeah, a three-wheel trike. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cute, Alex, thank you.

We asked what's the thing you got into because your partner was into it, and someone said, we're off to the supercars this weekend. My hubby is frothing. I have absolutely no idea what is going on, other than there will be cars going around and around. Oh, see, that's cute. You'll get into it when you're there, because it's so loud,

and exciting. It's like a whole sensory experience. You will enjoy it when you're there. Totally. Someone else said, I have a leagy husband. He's a massive Warriors fan, even has a Warriors tattoo,

been married 15 years, and I now freaking love it. I can't get enough of the game. That's so good. That's awesome because it makes it so much more fun when you're both into it. Like my partner and I, we're lucky enough that we were both super big leagueies.

And like when Warriors start, It's you guys' thing. Oh, it's our thing. It's great. My kids and my husband race motocross, so now I'm into it. See, that's a different one. When the kids come into it as well

and they side with one parent, you kind of left with no choice then. Otherwise, you're just kind of not part of the family or the fun. You're the out. It's not on the outer, doesn't it? If they're all bonding and spending weekends doing motocross, sure you can go

and do your own thing, but... You kind of want to be a part of it. Well, slowly, but surely they won't consider you part of the family anymore. Yeah, you use those kids as a weapon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To force your partner into what you're into. You get to do what you want to do.

You're like, oh, the kids love it. So now you have to come to it. I feel like my wife did that with the kids in their musical tastes. She's like, I will show you guys what we're going to listen to. She's weaponised the kids to be into Taylor Swift. Someone else texts her and said, I learned all about the NZ rugby system. Premier League and Champions League naturally through chatting to my partner.

I didn't realize how much I'd absorbed until I was explaining the FIFA World Cup to another girlfriend in high levels of detail and my partner just stared at me. He indoctrinated you via osmosis. He just slowly but surely drip-feed you information until you became a fan yourself. But wait, isn't the FIFA World Cup football? So you've learned the rugby systems and the football systems. Yeah, that's what they said. Rugby and Premier League.

Taken on too much. Yeah, yeah. I'm drawing the line. Are you only doing golf? Yeah, one boring sport is my limit, Georgia says. Unless it's cricket because you can be in the crowd and have a great day. Great day, Sish. Yeah, I mean, yeah, the cricket is good.

But no longer than one day, if you're there for four, absolutely not. So you're willing to get into golf and cricket. Well, cricket for advice. You're lucky you're married because you're starting to sound like an absolute prize. I am a unicorn of all women. And she's got a double D. True. Degree.

Degree. Yeah. Jewel Degree. She's smart. She's smart. So, loves. all the sports. Give her a follow, I say. Huge.

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