ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 9th August 2022

Episode Date: August 9, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi guys, welcome to the podcast. Who wants to hear the grossest thing that happened to me? No, thank you. Uh, what? Well, I mean, look, this is... You tasted your own pus. No, I didn't taste my own pus. Ew.

You finally had a 69? No. That is pretty gross. That would be nice, wouldn't it? Isn't that a good thing? That'd be a good thing. Um, no, this happened at the urinal, so... Today? Oh, you ate the urinal cake. No, I did That'd be a good thing. No, this happened at the urinal. Today? Oh, you ate the urinal cake. No, I did not eat the urinal cake.

No, and I didn't get splashed back either. Urinals are so yuck. We'll get this. So here at ZM, we share a toilet with a bunch of other businesses that work in this building. And I was standing at the urinal. You've never been into the men's toilets, have you? No, I don't believe so. The urinals are awkwardly close together here at zm and there's no partition between them they're two separate urinals but they're very close together and also they are

at a right angle to a mirror so if you're doing a wee and someone's washing their hands they'll get a side profile of your penis in the mirror. Who designed that bathroom? Who designed that bathroom? Actually, who came up with the idea that it was fine for men to pee in front of each other, but women, let's lock them up in chemicals. Should we get urinals? Is that what you want? Do you want a papa squat next to me? Or do you want the walls taken down in the women's toilet? I want a saddle urinal, so we sit on it like a saddle.

You know? That'd be quite fun. Yeah, it doesn't sound hugely hygienic for a public toilet, but... I mean, you got a point, but I mean, toilets are pretty much the same. So I'm standing at the urinal today, and I'm doing my wheeze, and someone else walks in, and I was like, oh, please don't use the urinal, please don't use the urinal next to me. Go to a cubicle.

Nah, walk straight up next to me. Someone splashed you. No. You splashed someone. No, he's holding an iPad. He walks up to the urinal, unzips with one hand takes his wanger out and then brings that hand up to the iPad

so he has two hands on the iPad no hands on the willy and just starts peeing. What? That's pretty impressive. Was he watching TikTok? What was he doing? He was, I don't know what he was doing. I didn't want to look. He really trusts himself. He goes, and I've never had someone do this at the urinal next to me. He goes.

No! Was he taking a photo? He's got a swollen prostate. Maybe he was taking his wee dick pic. Whatever it was, he had to squeeze it out. He might have been filming it. He could have been filming it. I couldn't look.

Only fans content. He was using an iPad at the urinal while he was free doing it. The little grunts in the bathroom are some of the worst sounds. Oh. Did you guys know? All sounds in the bathroom are the worst. Just the little grunts, though. You know I only learned a couple of years ago that boys don't wipe their pee-pees?

Yeah, I hate that. What the hell? They just let their undies do it. They let their undies. That's why they always have. And they sit and marinate in it all day And then the wee turns stale Did you know that Megan?

I feel like my flatmates do Because of the amount of toilet paper we go through I'm sure some do No none do There's no man on this planet They must just be doing like the biggest shit thing Because we go through it so far We need to educate the boys

The youth And tell them to wipe. Well, no, no, we had this conversation. Men, this is what you guys don't have. We have the ability to shake the drips out of the hose. Obviously not, though. You can't get it all. Because you always have wee in your undies.

Well, so do you. No, we don't. That's an incontinence issue, though. That's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we don't have drips of wee because we wipe. This is what I'm saying. There'd be a little bit.

No, there's not. There's not. But even if you wiped as a dude, even if you wiped, any residual stuff that's going to come out is back up in the hose. It's not at the tip. You can't wipe the stuff that's back up in the hose. But that means you haven't finished weeing. Yeah, but if it's going to drip

out, it's back there. It's coming out over the next 15 minutes kind of thing. What? 15 minutes? I don't know. That's not science. It's not an issue for me, by the way. I think you've got a leaky tap. Anyway, moral of the story is don't bring your fricking iPad

to the urinal, bro. Yeah, that is yuck. That is yuck. I mean, if you want to do that, go into the toilet cubicle where no one can see you. He didn't work in this building, by the way. He worked for a company. Oh, he was filming OnlyFans content. No, I could see what company he worked for. He was wearing a jacket. Not in this building.

Why was he in the bathroom? Because he was delivering something. Oh. I feel real awkward about going no hands. Does it still work, no hands? You've got no control over it. If you get a wild stream come out of it, it could just go. When you said delivering something,

I literally just thought you meant he was going to do a shit as well. You dropped the key off at the pool. We have to go because Brie wants to do Brie's Psychic Radio. Oh, yeah, Brie's Psychic Radio. So that'll be on the show today. You're welcome, podcast listeners. If that was gross, get ready too, because some of the grossest shit we've talked about on the show is coming up very early in the podcast.

Oh, it's real nasty. Enjoy it. Bye. Bye guys. Bad titties. I'm coming in. Well, howdy pilgrim. What time is it?

No. Three, two, one. It is Brie and Clint. Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to two, one! It is Bree and Clint. Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Happy Tuesday, everyone. Happy Tuesday.

Just having my three o'clock cup of tea. You're very regular with your three o'clock cup of tea. It is a good time. I feel like I got the behaviour from my nan. Oh, yeah. My nan was a strict eight cups of black tea with four sugars a day. Four sugars in each cup of tea and she had eight of them a day? That's why she had false teeth.

Holy heck. I reckon my nan had about 14 cups of PG tips. And later in life, at least a third of each of those cups went on her T-shirt. You know, as she was... Bit shaky. Bit shaky as it was coming up to the mouth. All the T-shirts, all the white ones at least, had big each of those cups went on her T-shirt, you know, as she was a bit shaky as it was coming up to her mouth. All the T-shirts, all the white ones at least, had big tea stains on them.

Some of my best memories with my nan is sitting down having a cup of tea. I feel like I was quite young and she was like, here, have a cup of tea. Yeah, me too. You're like a teenager. I'll make you a cup of tea. They're like, it's good for you. Hey, sad news about the passing of Olivia Newton-John today, isn't it?

It's really sad news. Something, when I woke up and I saw that, it's one of those things that makes you reassess your life, I feel like, because she was so young. I mean, she was 73. Yeah. I feel like that is very young. It's older than I thought she was, though, to be fair. Probably because she looks so amazing. Yeah. I feel like that is very young. It's older than I thought she was, though, to be fair. Really? Probably because she looks so amazing.

Yeah. But, I mean, she's been struggling with breast cancer for 30 years. Yeah. And, I mean, what an absolute soldier that woman has been. Like, that disease is something that just literally tears people down, and she battled it for 30 years. I was trying to think what's appropriate for us to do today. And we've only done this once in the show's history.

Do we need to play the Grease Megamix today? Oh my God. Do we need to go full wedding mode and play the Grease Megamix? You know, that's my all time favourite. My favourite movie as a kid was Grease. Yeah. And I did a jazz number to the Grease Megamix. Oh, then we got a player.

I mean, they made me Danny Zuko because there was no boys in the group. But, you know, I'm keen. I'm keen. You were Danny Zuko? Yes. I was the only one. You were the only one who already had a leather jacket at age six. And leather pants.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right. A score update for you for the year. The tradies sitting on 70 wins. The ladies on 54. Come on, ladies.

Let's meet one. She's 45. She's from the Bay of Plenty, Tauranga specifically, and her birthday banger is Bad. Oh, by Michael Jackson. Welcome to the show. It's Ellen. Hi, Ellen.

Ellen. Ellen. Hello. Hello, there you are. Ellen. Hello. Hello, there you are. Ellen, what's your birthday banger? It's that song by Snow called Informer. Oh, your birthday banger is bad. It is bad, right?

Yeah. Oh, you can't, as we say on the show, the birthday banger chooses you. I love that song. What are you guys talking about? I don't mind it. I learned all the words to it once. Don't remember them now. Hey, it could be worse.

It could be worse. It could be worse. Could be Michael Jackson. Let's go to your opposition. He's 26. He's from Auckland, and he grew up in the mountains. Not far from you, Alan. Please welcome to the show, it's AJ.

G'day. Come on, coach. Let's go. Let's go. AJ, you're pumped to play tradie versus lady, are you, mate? Yeah, g'day, mate. G'day, mate. Mate, I haven't heard from you in a while, AJ.

What have you been up to? Oh, you know, just videoing, taking photos. Just keep him busy. For the Instagram? No, no, for clients. Oh, right, right. Oh, not for personal use. I was just thinking for the gram. No, no. Okay.. Oh, right, right. Oh, not for personal use. I was just thinking for the gram.

No, no. Okay. Yeah, yeah, in the spare time. All right, all right, AJ. AJ, your buzzer is tradie. Ellen, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers going home with $50 cash, thanks to KFC.

Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. What kind of blood type is known as the universal donor? Lady. Yes, Ellen. Is it O? We need a bit more information.

Oh, O positive? Oh, you were so close. Do you want to get in there and steal that one, AJ? Yeah, O negative. It is O negative. Question number two. Yes, Ed. One for the tradies.

He's pumped about it. What day of the week is Christmas Day this year? Have a guess. Friday. No, you've got to buzz in if you want to have a guess. Lady. Yes, Ellen. Is it...

Don't look at your calendar or I'll buzz you out. Is it Sunday? I don't know. Father's Day? That is correct. It is Sunday. Well done. Nice it Sunday? I don't know. Father's Day? That is correct. It is Sunday. Well done. Nice work.

We're one apiece. Question number three. Sad news today about the passing of Aussie icon Olivia Newton-John. What character did she play in the movie? Yes, Ellen. Sandy. Of course it was Sandy. Nice work.

How did you know she was going to say Grease? Not one of Olivia Newton-John's other films. She could have said Xanadu. I don't know. Well done, Ellen. Well done. Very well done, Ellen. Big fan.

All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You could take it here, Ellen. Question number four. Question number four. What year was the Steven Spielberg movie Jurassic Park released? Was it 1990? Lady. Yes, Ellen.

It was 93. She's got it. How did you do that? She's a lady. Oh, she's a lady. How did you do that, Ellen? That was incredible. Well done.

You are a very deserving Tradie vs. Lady champion. We've got 50 bucks cash coming your way. How did you know? Oh, because as I say, I'm 45. Very deserving Trady vs. Lady champion. We've got 50 bucks cash coming your way. How did you know, Ellen? Well, because as I say, I'm 45. I can remember going to the movies. That's incredible. Even then, that's amazing you remember that specifically.

I can't remember my own address some days. That's incredible. Okay, one to the ladies. Congratulations, Ellen. Remember Little Mix? Of course. The group Little Mix. Yeah, they haven't been gone for that long, have they Brie and Clint. Remember Little Max? Of course. The group Little Max. Yeah, they haven't been gone for that long, have they?

Yeah, they were awesome. Little Max. Hang out. Or Little Max. Yeah. That one's about Zayn Malik. Is it? From Terry Edwards to Zayn Malik. Is it? From Terry Edwards to Zayn Malik.

Or Little Mix. Hold on. That's Fifth Harmony. What? That's Fifth Harmony. Different. I can never tell them apart. They're American.

Oh. And Little Mix, English. Is that the key difference? Well, Little Mix also had four members. Fifth Harmony had five. Right, okay. Well, good on figuring that out now. Jade from Little Mix has gone viral.

She's put up a video of something gross that she saw on a flight. And this is pretty gross, to be honest with you. Someone clipping their toenails? No, but it's foot-based. Of course it is. The TikTok video, which has had five million views, shows a passenger about two rows ahead of her stretching out her leg towards the ceiling of the plane

and touching the buttons. Oh, no. And the air vents with her toes. That is off. That is a bare foot. There's a bare foot up in the air. Why is she doing that? Oh, don't touch the vent.

Don't put your feet near the bloody vent that circulates the air. Why? Why is she doing that? Oh, don't touch the vent. Don't put your feet near the bloody vent that circulates the air. Don't touch any of it. I mean, let's park the ability for that person to get their foot completely vertical. I was going to say, that's pretty impressive. Can you do that? Hell no.

If I could do that, I would be one of the Sky City cheerleaders. Oh, you can actually. I could nearly do it. Oh, it hurts my feet. That's not bad. I think I pulled a hamstring. Right.

We'll make a video out of this. For all the people who are into feet, can you take your shoe off? No, not taking my shoe off. My feet. Can we zoom in on the foot? My feet are horrendous at the moment. Do you want us to get some hits on our Facebook or not? Mate, not with my feet.

Your feet. Let's do your feet. Jade from Little Mac's got with my feet. Your feet. Let's do your feet. Jade from Little Mix got five million views on her foot video. Yeah, they would probably match. Your feet would probably be better looking than my feet at this point. No, my feet are not going on the internet. Thank you very much. Someone commented on Jade from Little Mix's video of the barefoot bandit on the plane.

They wrote, Madam, please may you remove your toes from the ceiling? I wonder if anyone that worked for the airline came and said, can you not do that? Can you please not? Can you stop? Can we get you a sock? It's like that video that went so viral of the person using their foot to press the buttons on the TV.

They were swiping the in-screen in-flight entertainment with their foot. So yuck. This is up there with that. It's really up there. The thing I do like about the video, though, is Jade from Little Mix is flying on commercial flight like a normal person. She looks like she's in economy, too. She's in economy.

She's not Taylor Swifting it and destroying the environment. She's flying like a regular person, you know? So good on her. Down to earth. Down to earth. That's what I like about Little Mix. So I'll always be a fan. Hi, Tina.

Hi, Tina. Hi. What did you see, Tina? How gross was it? Pretty gross. On the train, I work morning, had his business clothes on. A guy started to get a blood nose. And so he's wiping it with his hand and it was

getting a little too heavy and he just started licking it off aggressively. Oh! I mean, you've got to feel for the guy though. He mustn't have had a tissue. No, no, he didn't. He didn't and he was panicking, I think. His nice

business shirt was about to be covered. He was lapping it up. Oh, the poor. Yeah, big time. It's horrible. How awkward is it getting a blood nose? As an adult, especially. It's just such an awkward experience.

Yeah, yeah, I agree. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Thank you, Tina. What about the text that said, this is a real gross one, so just strap in. They said, I saw a guy once picking gum from under the seats and then trying to chew them, but they were too hard,

so he would ditch the hard ones and continue onwards with more. Offer that man a fresh piece of extra. Please, someone. Someone get that guy some PK stats. Maybe he likes the way it tastes. Alexis, hi. Hi, Alexis. Hiya.

It's pretty gross already, but what's the grossest thing you've ever seen on public transport? So coming back from South Island for my holiday and sitting on the ferry midday, guy was sitting there with no shoes on, picking stuff from underneath his toenails with his fingers and scraping it from under his toenails with his fingers and scraping it from under his fingernails and eating it.

Oh, no. I was hoping you were going to say balling it up and flicking it. The Asian. Oh, that's awful, Alexis. Yeah, scraping it right onto his teeth from under his fingernails. Oh, I feel sick. I feel actually sick. I actually feel sick.

Yeah, that's all we need to hear. Thank you, Alexis. What a great way to end your holiday. Yeah, that's all we need to hear. Thank you, Alexis. What a great way to end your holiday. Here's some nicer ones. Someone said, I used to work as a flight attendant and was handed a cup of child's wee from a passenger. I was gobsmacked. Someone else said.

I wonder if the parent thought that was okay. They're like, it's not gross. It's kid's wee. Nah, still gross. No, it is still gross. Yeah. But you know how. It's off.

Sometimes you're too deep in the parenting cycle to realise what's actually gross. It's kids wee. Nah, still gross. No, it is still gross. Yeah. But you know how sometimes you're too deep in the parenting cycle to realise what's actually gross? That is not in that person's JD. That is for sure. Someone else said, I saw a lady on a bus pull out her false teeth and suck off the plaque between the teeth and put them back in. Oh, gross. You asked

for these? I did. I'm so regretting it. Read the bobby pin one out, the top one. Worst thing I've seen was a bobby Read the bobby pin one out The top one Worst thing I've seen Was a woman who took A bobby pin from her hair She used it to dig A huge wad of wax

From her ear She then put the bobby pin Back into her hair Covered in wax And I say that as a man Who used hair wax Those are different Hair wax and ear wax are different things

Where do you think hair wax comes from? Finally, Alana Is yours grosser than that? No, I think that I've actually been cringing at those stories So I don't think mine's quite as bad So this is the grossest thing you've ever seen on public transport Go for it So when I was a crew member

And we were strapped in for landing and someone came running back and wanted to use the toilet, we couldn't get up and actually open them because of landing. And so we had these cardboard lunchboxes we got given every day in the back seat of the aircraft.

And so she just pulled down her pants and put in the crew lunchboxes on the back seat while we were landing. Pardon me? You said it wasn't grosser. You said your story was better. You said it wasn't grosser. Are you joking?

The toenail thing I almost vomited. Alana, a woman bloody peed in a lunchbox in front of you. A cardboard lunchbox. It was pretty grim. It's not even sturdy enough to withstand that. It's cardboard. No,

and then she just walked away like nothing had happened. No! That's awful. People are disgusting. I know we need to get on to public transport

but none of these stories make me want to get out of my car ever. No. Poor thing, Alana. I can just picture all of you strapped in being like, ma'am, you've got to go back to your seat. We're landing, ma'am.

Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. It's a very sad day today, the news of the passing of Olivia Newton-John. She is an icon, known mostly for her performance in Grease. Yes. Or maybe her song Physical. Yes.

Maybe Xanadu. She's just, she was a lovely person though too. With the latest, Dean McCarthy joins us. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, it's such a sad day here in Hollywood, around the world, with Olivia Jean John passing away. She was 73 years old. She passed away peacefully at her ranch here in California,

surrounded by family. She's been battling cancer for 30 years. 30 years. 30 years. I know. Oh, my God. She was such a trooper and a trailblazer. She did so much for the LGBTQI community well before. She was such a trooper and a trailblazer. She did so much for the LGBTQI community well before. She was such a supporter well before it was common

to be a supporter of that community. She has just been so much. Her charities have done so much around the world. And her family have asked, you know, not to lay flowers down and wreaths and gifts. They've asked that people donate to the Olivia and John Foundation. And she's just, I'm really gutted today. I think we're all gutted.

We're gutted. John Travolta went on social media and shared about it. Lots of celebrities starting to share. It's a really sad day because she was a wonderful, wonderful person. John Travolta's post in particular, I found moving. He wrote,

My dearest Olivia, you made all of our lives so much better. Your impact was incredible. I love you so much. We will see you down the road and we will all be together again. Yours from the first moment I saw you in forever. Your Danny, your John. Isn't that nice to see obviously like, obviously how close they were? Yeah.

Just the type of person she was. She was a genuine, lovely person. Yeah. And to battle breast cancer for 30 years, like, what a warrior. Yes. And it's a really sad day to see her go. There you go. That is the latest on the passing of Olivia Newton-John

with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brian Clint. Something I never knew, but I saw in this article, did you know only 82 songs in history have been certified diamond? Diamond? Diamond. And what I mean by that is that for a song to be certified diamond by the Recording Industry Association of America,

it needs to go platinum 10 times or have 10 million sales. Wow. That's what it means to be diamond. For the single specifically. For the single. Not necessarily the album. Not the album. We're just talking singles.

So there's only 83 songs ever that have done that? 82. 82? Yeah, apparently. Apparently so. I thought we could go through some of them because, I mean, it's quite interesting to see what songs are on the list. I mean, there's only 82 of them.

Is one of them Lil Nas X, Old Town Road? It is. Is it? It is. It's on the list. How did I manage to guess that? Any other guesses? BG, Staying Alive?

I don't believe so. Right. But let's go through some of them that I've picked out from the list. Okay. This has gone diamond. And you might know her. She's a local. And we'll never be royals.

How ironic that this song went diamond. Yeah. A song about not having diamonds. Royals has gone diamond. Good on Lords. Which is pretty cool. Yeah. Let's throw it back, though, to an older song.

But you might recall a little band called Queen. Bohemian Rhapsody. Of course. But the interesting fact about this song is that it actually only was certified diamond last year. After the movie. Maybe, yeah. Possibly. Yeah.

So that was added to the list last year. Good. This is not a joke. You won't believe this, but this song is diamond. No, I would believe it. Because every time my daughter gets her fingernails cut, we have to play this song three or four times. I mean, it is catchy.

That is certified diamond. Really? That song. So they are making a ton of money, whoever they are. This is quite an unusual one. And, I mean, I remember this song. But do you remember AWOL Nation? Yes.

Sell! This song is Certified Diamonds. I remember it mostly from that Vine video of the cat jumping off the ledge. That song is certified diamond. Let's throw it back again. This is also on the list. Only 82 songs ever to be certified diamond. Got to have some Whitney Houston.

Is this the only Whitney Houston song to go diamond? I believe so. Yeah, right. Ed Sheeran's got about six on the list. Does he? Yeah, he's got a lot. Wow. Let's get into the nitty gritty.

Also to go diamond was this song. My favourite, Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi. I love Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi. I love Bon Jovi. Another song to go diamond. You're not going to be happy about this. Was this one. It was not.

You're just putting in songs that I don't like now. Nah, serious. But my favourite one. 82 songs. The only 82 songs ever to go diamond. Yeah. You would not believe what has made the list. You might have heard of this song.

I believe this. These guys slap. That's the hot mess express. That's my favourite bit. I mean, you can see why it went diamond. We've got to get some more streams on this. We do, eh? Although producer Ben's still collecting all the royalties.

Well, we don't need to because it's gone diamond. Yeah, true, true. We are rich. Okay, fine. Those last three weren't diamond. Oh, really? They should be. They should be.

Welcome to the Name Game where we guess celebrity names as fast as we can. You might not have heard this game before. If you haven't, it's pretty easy. I'll give you a name. You give me a celebrity who uses that name in their name. Okay, let's do an example. Will.

Smith. Easy peasy. Will Smith. You've got to give me two, though. Jared's here. Hi, Jared. Hi, Jared. Hi. Hi, guys. How's it going Hi, Jared. Hi, Jared. Hi.

Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. If I said Chris, Jared, you would say? Jenna. Chris Jenna. Chris Jenna. Oh, iconic.

I went Chris Hemsworth was my initial Chris. Chris Rock. I'm a gay. It's got to come to my powerful women. Okay, Jared. Jared, I love you. The gay. Today, it's all lady names, okay, in the name game.

Famous lady names. Got it. So just so we're clear, you can yell out one as soon as you think of it, and that will secure that name for you. Oh, so we're back to two names. Yes. You can't have the point until you give me two celebrities with that name, okay? Okay, Warren. Bree doesn't like this part of it.

This is hard. I think it gives the game time to get tense, you know? Yeah, of course you do. Okay, all lady names. They've got to be famous. We'll use Producer Claude as our tester. If I don't know the name, we'll check with her to see if it's famous or not. Okay, Warren.

But I know all the names, so we'll be sweet. Your first lady name. Someone give me two famous Janes. Fonda. Jane Fonda is one. Jane. Oh, Jane.

This is really hard. Jane Eyre? Is that someone? Jane Eyre. I feel like that is one. Is that someone producer Claude? I feel like, is she a writer? It's a novel. It's a character in a novel. There is a famous writer called Jane. Jane.

Jane Austen. Jane Austen. Oh, good one, Jared. Yeah. Jane. I'll give you guys 10 seconds, but I might have to split the point here because those were the only two Janes that I could find.

Jane. I don't think I'm going to have another one. We'll go a point each for that one. Well done. Deal. Nice work, Jared. Okay, bring it up. Name number two.

Obviously, the first one's going to be really easy. So this is a battle of speed for this round. I want two famous Olivias. Newton John. Olivia Newton John famous Olivias. Newton John. Olivia Newton John and Olivia Coleman. Olivia Coleman is one. You've got one, Jared. Olivia.

Olivia. Olivia de Havilland. Olivia who? De Havilland. De Havilland? Who is that? She's an actress. She's an actress?

Nice, Jared. Very good. Well done. No one went for Olivia Rodrigo. Of course. Nobody went for Olivia Wilde or Olivia Munn. Oh, my God. There's so many.

That's okay. You got the point, Jared. Well done. Yay. Two points to Jared. One point to Brie. You can win the game here, Jared. If you can be the first person to give me two famous Michelle's.

Pfeiffer famous Michelle's. Pfeiffer. Michelle Obama. Michelle. Michelle. Michelle. One point each. Michelle.

Williams. Michelle Williams, yes. Former partner of Heath Ledger. Oh. Okay, tiebreaker. Tiebreaker. It's getting tense, isn't it, Jared? It is, just a bit. It's getting tense, isn't it, Jared? It is, just a bit.

It is. I feel like I've definitely met a very good partner in Jared, as in he's very good at this game. Oh, babe, babe, buy me a drink first. We'll talk off air, Jared. Okay, guys, it all comes down to this one. The first person to give me two famous people with this name wins the game and the KFC chicken dollars.

The name I have chosen for you is Sharon. Stone. Sharon Stone. Sharon Osborne. I'm going to give

Sharon Osborne to Jared. That's one each. Sharon. Sharon. Sharon Stone. Sharon Strezlicky. What was that

last one there, Jared? Sharon Stone. No, no, no. Did you say something else? Sharon Osbourne. Sharon Osbourne, we've got. Sharon Casey.

Sharon Casey from The Masked Singer. Come on. Sorry, Jared, not quite. That's okay. I tried my best. Thanks, guys. Jared, you're a sweetheart. You get the KFC chicken dollars, mate. Oh, honey.. That's okay. I tried my beer. Thanks, guys. Jared, you're a sweetheart. You get the KFC chicken dollars, mate.

Oh, honey. And you can buy me a drink now. I will. I will. Okay, deal. I have to get a large Coke from KFC, I think. Yeah. Oh, yeah, true.

Bree and Clint. Is it in Bree and Clint? Can you believe Shaggy is coming to Friday Jams? Live I can't believe we're going to get to see him perform that live We're going to talk to him live on the show this Friday as well Which is just icon status It's huge, tickets go on sale this Friday

Friday Jams Live is at Western Springs on the 13th of November This might be a bit confronting for those of us who are on the fun side of 30, I'm going to say. 30, flirty and thriving. Exactly right, Bree. Good attitude. Did you know that after the age of 20,

your basal metabolism rate, that's the number of calories your body burns when it's resting. Oh, I thought it was the amount of basil you could consume. I don't think that's affected. Not affected? I think that's... So you can have as much basil as you want?

Yeah, I reckon go for going on the basil. Well, that's good news. No, your basil metabolism drops by 1% to 2% every decade. Oh, God. It's not too bad. Only 1% to 2% a decade. But how many percents do we have? You know?

I mean, it's fine if we've got 100%. What if we've only got 10%? Oh, you mean to start with? Yeah, like what's the measurement? Because, you know, I could be easily down to 7 or 6. That's not how it works, okay? Just stop. You're confusing it. Also, your muscles

start to shrink at the rate of 3-8% per decade. Oh, right. So your muscles are to shrink at a rate of 3% to 8% per decade. Oh, right. So your muscles are 3% to 8% smaller than they were when you were in your 20s. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Are boobs a muscle? No, the pectoral muscle behind it is. Boobs are fat, aren't they?

Fatty tissue? Well, maybe. Yeah, well, I was just hoping. I was looking for something to explain. Boobs are fat like pH fat. Man, those are some fat titties. Oh, sorry. You have children. I didn't mean to say

that. Let's move on. Graham Close is a professor of human sociology. He said between the ages of 30 and 40 you start to lose muscle mass, both the fibres and the size of them. I knew this. It's all downhill. It's all downhill.

Your body is breaking down muscle by muscle, bone by bone. Yes, that's right. I get it. So what do you need to do? This is according to Dr. Graham Close. No, incorrect. He's broken it down into decades, okay? So I'll start with us.

If you're in your 30s, this is the exercise you should be doing if you want to maintain... I hope it's not many. Your body. I hope it's sit and watch TV. Three sessions of cardio a week plus one to two sessions of strength work and Pilates once or twice a week for postnatal women.

Can't I just do my Kegels? Well, the good thing is you're not postnatal so you can drop the Pilates. Right. No, but Pilates is the only thing that keeps my body taut. Right, okay. It's the only thing that works for me. How much Pilates are you doing?

Not enough. If you're in your 40s, it gets easier when you hit 40, right? No, you should be doing three weekly HIIT sessions. That's the high-intensity interval training with two strength sessions a week as well. A lot of people have children. Where do they find the time? In your 50s?

Surely 50s is easier. You calm down in your 50s. Daily brisk walk for an hour plus one to two weight sessions a week and Pilates or yoga once a week. I like the brisk walking part. I've always said I feel like I'm a woman in my 50s. Well, you're going to love your 60s.

This is the exercise you should be doing to maintain muscle mass throughout your life. Walk at least one mile a day plus two weight training sessions a week. And one mile is about one and a half Ks. I'm just going to pretend like you've just said that's for your 30s. And if you're in your 70s, you should be doing three sessions of strength training plus one to two Tai Chi or Pilates classes a week. Oh, get off the grass.

I'm doing water aerobics and I'm going to be there three times a week. Equi-jogging? Yeah. Bring that on. Bree and Clint. Oh, I'm so interested to talk to these people. We're asking this afternoon, have you died and come back? Yeah. Like, have you

legally been declared dead and then they've brought you back? The book that I was talking about before, it's about a neurosurgeon who dies and has an afterlife experience and they come back and they

note down everything that happened to them, but they're an expert on the brain, so they're able to, you know. Do work while they're in a coma. No, interpret what happened to them. Like, right, a minute. For those who want to read the book, it's called Proof of Heaven. There you go. Okay, Proof of Heaven.

We're going to talk to some people right now who have lived through this experience. Let's go to Steve-O. G'day, Steve-O. Yeah, g'day. Mate, has this happened to you? Yeah, so I had an operation years and years ago, and I started waking up during the operation,

so they gave me more anaesthetic. Okay. And it started making me throw up, so I was like, oh, yeah. So they gave me this drug called Ondansetron. Right. It turns out I'm allergic to it, which caused me to have a cardiac arrest. like, oh yeah. So they gave me this drug called Ondansetron. Right. Turns out I'm allergic to it which caused me

to have a cardiac arrest. Oh my God. Traumatic. So like, I would have only been like maybe 10 years old and yeah,

like, so when I had a cardiac arrest I was dead for about 25 minutes. What? 25 minutes? Nothing.

There's nothing there. Nothing happened? You didn't see anything? You don't really remember it? Do you know that nothing happened? Or were you too young to remember? Nah, there's just nothing there. Like, they told me when I woke up and I was like, there was nothing there.

So were you conscious up to the point of like, technically dying? No, no, no. I was under anesthetic. Yeah, right. But once she did, conscious up to the point of like technically dying? Yeah, so you know. But once she did, Devo, can we backtrack for a second? Also terrifying that they hadn't given you enough

anesthetic and you woke up. Yeah, I know. What was the operation for? What the hell? The operation, that one was for, what's the one you got, the appendix. Oh, right. Oh, your appendix. Oh, my God, you woke up while they had your appendix out. No, I started waking up, so they gave me more anesthetic,

which started making me throw up and stuff. Yeah, right. Well, glad you're okay, Steve-o. Jeez, Steve-o. What a hell of a thing to happen to a 10-year-old. Yeah.

Let's go to Cody. We're talking to people who have died and come back to life. Cody. G'day, Cody. You died, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was quite young at the time, actually. What happened, Cody? So I was swimming young at the time, actually. What happened, Cody? So I was swimming in a bay where my grandparents had a batch up in Port Charles. Right. And there was a bit of a riptide. And I was quite young. I was probably only like four or five.

And, yeah, basically I drowned. I didn't know it at the time, but my older brothers were, like, on the beach. And in my dream, I guess, they were telling me to, like, swim towards the sun because that was where it was safe, basically. What? Yeah. And it was – now, I turned around when the sun was kind of out to sea more, and I was just kind of swimming towards this really bright light,

and then I woke up on the sand. Wow. And, Cody, did you have to be resuscitated? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They pumped a bunch of water out of my lungs. Who did it? Who did your mouth-to-mouth? My eldest brother.

How old was he? He must have been about 11 or 12. And he saved your life. Yeah. Wow. Get your kids into CPR training, right? Yeah. Like it's so important. That's incredible, Cody.

Thank you. That's amazing, Cody. So glad that you're all right. What about that text of someone who was in induced coma? Yeah. They said, I was in an induced coma and had an afterlife experience. Very peaceful. I felt my nana's presence and my husband's nana, who I'd never met, but somehow knew it was her and could describe her later, had a miracle recovery and woke up the next day and could

remember everything. The peaceful thing is quite a common thing we're getting on the text machine. Someone said, my husband died after a car accident and said it was just calm and peaceful. There was no bright light or anything though. Wow, interesting. I've got to read out this text. Yeah. Someone said, you know, amazing stories.

This text has come through. I sent a nude to my auntie instead of my girlfriend once. I literally died. Literally. Literally. Bree and Clint. A. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

Right, Birthday Banger, this is where we find out what was the song that was number one when you were 16 and we'll play one of those songs in full. Hi, Keetha. Hi, Keetha. Hi. How are you, mate? I'm good, thank you. Oh, that's good to hear.

You've had a good day? Yeah, it's been not too bad. I like honest answers. It was real middling. Yeah, it's been all right. Sounds like something stink has happened. It's been okay. But that's okay.

We're going to do your birthday banger, Keetha, and make it better. So what's your birthday? The 1st of October, 92. All right, Keita, that means you were 16 in 2008. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been at the top of the chart. How good was 2008 in the Kings of Leon? Do you like that?

It wasn't actually too bad. That's a good one, yeah. Things are looking up for you today. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one for Lily. Kia ora, Lily. Hi, Lily. Hi.

How's your day been, mate? Oh, it's not been too bad, thanks. Oh, that's good to hear. Lily, what's your birthday? 25th of March, 2004. Oh, a young one, Lily. You were only 16 in 2020. So let's go back a couple of years.

In March, this would have been number one. Oh, no. It's finally happened. Oh, no, Lily. The stink TikTok songs have started to infiltrate Birthday Banger. It was only a matter of time. It's Roddy Ricch, The Box. Do you like it, Lily?

It's not bad. It's not the worst song. Nah, it's not the worst song. It's just a bit of a TikTok moment. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, well. Oh, well.

It could be worse. It could be worse. It could be worse. It could be worse. It could be worse, mate. How? Just kidding. It could be worse. Could be worse, mate. How? Just kidding. It's all right.

Let's do one for Shade. Kia ora, Shade. Hi, Shade. Kia ora. How are you? Okay. I sprained my hand. Oh, no.

I've come back from the doctor. Doing what, Shade? We're doing a clothing collection for a charity, so I've been lifting boxes and bags of donations of clothing. That is not fair that you get an injury when you are trying to help other people out. That is such bullcrap, Shade. Karma had a holiday today, Shade. Yes, I know.

Well, I made it online, so that's good. Yeah, good work. Let's see if we can lift your spirits. When's your birthday, Shade? August 13th, 1981. Oh, happy birthday for this Saturday, Shade. Thank you. You were 16 in 1997, and come on, let's get a good one for Shade.

Banger. Will Smith, Men in Black Do you like it Shade? Yeah I'm bopping on my car Yeah Shade So I'm going to ask you Because it's your birthday Banger Is it okay to play Will Smith music

After the whole Chris Rock thing Have we moved on from there Is it time to put Will Smith back on the radio? I think it's time Forgiveness Yeah I agree, Shade. I've moved on. He's apologised.

Yeah. Well, then do you vote for it? That's my vote. Men in Black, Will Smith. Let's do it. Well done, Shade. You just won Birthday Banger. Go rest that hand.

Thank you. Feel better, mate. Brian Clint, it's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him.

It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him.

It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. It's him. Here come the MRBs ZM, Brie and Clint The winner of Birthday Banger Will Smith and Men in Black Is it the best? You know how for a long time he did a song with every movie he did? Is it the best one? The winner of Birthday Banger. Will Smith and Men in Black. Is that the best? You know how for a long time he did a song with every movie he did? Is that the best one? I like Switch.

More than Men in Black? Yeah, it's a pretty good song. Do you like the movie Switch more than Men in Black? Turn around now. Turn it over it. You know. What about Wicky Wicky Wild Wild West? I do like the song.

Jim West, Desperado. Not my favourite Will Smith work. But, you know, some people liked it. It was a massive flop. It was super expensive too, wasn't it? Yeah, yep, yep. When it came out, the music video for Wild Wild West was also the most expensive music video of all time.

There you go. There you go. And it was a flop. Bree and Clint. My people, come hither, gather, because this is about to be amazing. Ah, Bree's Psychic Radio. If you've never heard Bree's Psychic Radio before, prepare to be amazed. No, prepare to be underwhelmed.

Sometimes you will be underwhelmed, but it's good to learn those life lessons. But sometimes you'll be amazed. This is how it works. I put out a bunch of details, specific details, because I've channeled into one particular human right now. I'm going to give out five details about that person. If it sounds like you, if you've got a bunch of those details that match, then I need you to call 0800 dials at M. I feel like you've worn a psychic

sweatshirt today, by the way. You kind of look like a lady who would sit in front of a crystal ball and tell fortunes. Yeah, I do, eh? Maybe I sensed that we'd be doing this. I reckon you did sense it. It wasn't me who put this in the show. Guys, I need you to help me out on this, okay?

Clint calls BS, but we need to keep this going. It's a real thing. So here are the details. Tell me the person you have supposedly dialed into this evening. All right. Here's the details I need. They're 32. They're a 32-year-old.

Aren't they always? No, sometimes they're 35. Sometimes they're 28. They drive a Hyundai. What sort of Hyundai? Is that too specific? Not a small one. Not a small Hyundai. What sort of Hyundai? Is that too specific? Not a small one. Not a small Hyundai.

Not a small one. But not a super big one, like a medium. Okay. Right. A mid-sized Hyundai. Yep. They're brunette. Yep.

No, they're brunette. Their name. This is a big one. I brunette. Their name, this is a big one I need to channel. Their name. Hannah. That's their name. And the last thing, the most specific thing. They have a mum named Susan. Oh, you're going to go for a double name?

I'm going for a double name. So if you meet that criteria, obviously call. It would be incredible to find someone who fits all five of those criteria. But if you're at roundabouts, that works too. How roundabouts? Someone please help me out here. Okay, 32. Drives a Hyundai Brunette.

Her name is Hannah and she's got a mum named Susan. I'm going for the double name. Can it be done? So if you fit four of those criteria, we're happy to talk to you this afternoon. Or three. Three? We'll take three or more. Three or up.

Three or up. 0800 Dial ZM If that is you Hannah I know you're listening To this right now Please call us

What if Susan's listening? Susan can call too Because she'll be able to You know Verify Hannah's mum If her daughter Hannah Is all those things

I just want to ask you The psychic Yeah Have you found it? Like you're psychic So you know whether She's on the phone or not Hannah is all those things. Bree and Clint. I just want to ask you, the psychic. Yeah. Have you found it? Like, you're psychic, so you know whether she's on the phone or not. Have we found Hannah, 32, drives a Hyundai with Brunette here and a mum called Susan? My psychic abilities are closed off at the moment

because they want the audience to be in suspense. Right, okay. They're exhausted from finding Hannah originally. Exactly. So I've put out five specific details about a person who I think we're about to find on the phones right now. Shall we start with our first person? Yeah, let's start with caller number one. Hello. Hannah? Hello, caller number one. Maybe we can't get hold of them.

Oh no. Let's go to caller number one. Maybe we can't get hold of them. Oh, no. Let's go to caller number two. Hello, are you there? Hi. Hello. Okay, we've got you. Is it a name? That's you. That is you, my friend.

My name is not Hannah, sorry. Great start. What is your name, caller number two? My name is Sophie. Sophie. But my sister's calling. Her sister's... Your sister is who?

Caller two, are you there? There seems to be a bit of psychic interference in the radio waves this afternoon. What is your sister's name? Hannah. Hannah. All right. Are you your sister's name? Hannah. Hannah. All right. Are you calling about your sister? No.

Caller number two, how old are you? 32. 32. Okay. What type of vehicle do you drive, caller number two? A Nissan. Sorry. That's all right.

We'll press on. And what colour is your hair? A brunette. Great. We'll tick that one off. And this is the big one. Caller number two, what's your mum's name? Susan.

Oh, so we were missing the name, the car, and you said you're 32A. Yep. Oh, so we were missing the name and the car, and you said you're 32, eh? Yeah. Oh, so we're missing the name and the car. Yeah. But she's got a sister named Hannah. Thanks very much, caller number two. Let's go to caller number one. She's back with us.

Hello, caller number one. Hello, caller number one. Hi. Let's cut to the chase. Let's go for it. Let's start with the name. What's your name? We didn't get the name last time.

What is your name? Hannah. Perfect. Good start. That's it. Let's go for it. Let's start with the name. What's your name? We didn't get the name last time. What is your name? Hannah. Perfect. Good start. That's what we want. Caller number one, or Hannah, should I say. What colour is your hair? It's brown.

Good. We're looking for a brunette. Hannah. Oh, this is the big one. I'm just going to go for it. What's your mum's name? Oh, it's the big one. I'm just going to go for it. What's your mum's name? Oh, it's Tracy. No!

Wait, just for fun, how old are you, Hannah? I'm 26. Oh, and what car do you drive? Oh, Mazda Demio. Oh! Hannah! We're getting further away. Who would have thought there was a Hannah with brown hair out there?

I know Hey, that's the Hannah, did any part of you go, oh my god, she's talking about me? Honestly, I wasn't even listening and then I just heard, Hannah, please call I'm like, alright Hey Hannah, you know they say some people, you know, a good nickname for Tracy is Susan That's what they say. I'd agree.

Yeah, see, Hannah knows. And the Mazda Demio is the Hyundai of the hatchback world. It is, it is. Okay. You get one more go at this, okay? One more person is called through, so you get one more chance to prove your psychic abilities. Okay, last one.

Or you can call it now. It's up to you. No, no, I believe we're going to do it. This is going to be the best one. I'm just going to say call number three, otherwise known as Hannah. Yep, Hannah. Good start. Solid start.

Good start, Hannah. Work with me here, mate. What is your hair colour? That's an easy one. My hair colour is brown. Perfect. Tick that off. Let's go.

I reckon let's leave the mum till last. What car do you drive? Say hi, I reckon, let's leave the mum till last. What car do you drive? Say Hyundai, please. I've been driving my friend's Hyundai Tucson. It's a mid-sized Hyundai. That counts. It is. That counts.

We will take it. At this point, we'll take anything. You did say drive, not own. So I'm willing to give you that. I crashed my Demio, which I've heard is the leather hat. From what we can tell, Hannah's love a Demio. Yeah, loves a Mazda Demio. Okay, Hannah, you've got brown hair.

You're currently driving a Hyundai. Please say you're 32. How old are you? I'm nearly 32. When? This year? Just after, yeah. Just after.

She's 31. I'm 31 and a half. I'll give you a point five for that. 31 and a half. So you're up to... Can we round up or round down? Can we round down? Let's round up.

So you'd be 32. Okay, perfect. Hannah, is your mum's name Susan? It's really not. Sue? No, her name's Linda. It's really far away. I can't even round it to that.

Linda's a great mum name though. Is her middle name Susan? No, I literally don't know anyone called Susan. Is one of her friends on the PTA called Susan? Hey, Hannah, really appreciate you giving it a go and trying. You were close. So close. But no cigar.

Unfortunate. But hey, we did learn some things this afternoon, didn't we? We found out that Mazda Demio is the vehicle of choice for not only Ram Raiders, but also Hannahs. And who would have known the nickname for Tracy is Susan? Brie and Clint. You know what it is. I hope their prospective sponsor wasn't listening.

It's the wrong time of the month. We're not at the full moon yet. Yeah, right. We'll have to do it again. Well, you tell me when it's your time of the month, mate. I'll tell you when I'm feeling that time of the month. Brie and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean, news out today about Ashton Kutcher, and he's revealed that he's been struggling with quite a rare condition. He has, which is absolutely fascinating. He's 24 years old, actually. He was battling with an autoimmune disorder. They called it a rare form of vasculitis. And he said two years ago he had a weird rare form of vasculitis. It knocked him out of his vision and his hearing.

It took him a year to be able to see clearly and hear clearly and walk. None of us knew this. His team kept that really, really confidential. That did knock it out. I didn't even hear a whisper of anything like that. None of us had a clue. But he is now feeling amazing again. But how wild is that?

He lost his hearing and his vision. How scary would that be? Yes. And he's actually said now that he's come out and said, like, you know, talk about getting a new perspective on life. Like, he was like, you know, I mean, what a way to have a new view on the world. If you finally can see him here Like, he was like, you know, I mean, what a way to have a new view on the world. If you finally can see him here again,

he was like, whoa, a new perspective and new appreciation. My gosh. Because he's made a full recovery now, right, Dean, after a year of rehabilitation? Yeah. My gosh. That's so crazy.

Isn't that crazy? Like, because none of us even knew, and he would have been going through this absolute horrific struggle Yeah, and it shows you that anything can happen to anybody at any time Like the Justin Bieber stuff showed you that as well I didn't even know what it was But the facial paralysis that he was having

Makes you grateful for your health, doesn't it? While you have it It really does and it should Because like you said, you never know. But it's so nice to hear that he's made a full recovery. There you go. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

Bree and Clint. The data is in, so who is it? Who's on the pingers? One more time. What area of New Zealand is consuming the most MDMA, a.k.a. molly, a.k.a. ecstasy. Kaitaia. Kaitaia.

I know what those dolphins are like, those frisky dolphins. They're on the Kaitaia fire up there. They're on the ketamine. Yeah. The horses were like... And then the dolphins were like... And then that's how word spread quickly. All right, stop tarring Kai Tai as good name, okay? I love Kai Tai.

According to the wastewater testing, New Zealand's hottest spot for the party drug MDMA is Dunedin. I was right! That was a complete guess. Yeah, the students. Well, that's why I went with Dunedin. A University of Otago researcher says that students play a role in the city's number one

ranking. Well, no crap. No crap. Yeah, no shit Sherlock. I reckon they are the number one market for it. Not that we're encouraging it. Not that we're encouraging it. Not that we're criticising it. It's just obvious. It is, well, yeah. You closed all the bars.

They are just partying in their houses now. Of course they are. And then they're peeing it down their own toilets and you're testing the wastewater and finding out. I can't believe that there's technology where they can test this stuff. They can test the wastewater for everything. I wonder, like, can they test for syphilis? Yes.

Can they test for gonorrhea? Yeah, I guess. They probably can. I'm assuming they can. Yeah, all they can get, though, is, like, average rates. They can't trace it back up the pipe to a certain toilet, and then this camera pops out and goes, you've got gonorrhea.

Hypothetically, that is great news. Figures for the first three months of the year released by the police show that people in the South consume MDMA at a rate significantly higher than the national average. Wow. It's estimated 538 milligrams of MDMA per thousand people per day was recorded.

What? Yeah. In the South, the national average is 300 milligrams. So it's almost double down in Dunedin. That's how much MDMA you guys are doing. That is crazy. The next highest areas? Yeah.

Where else? Hamilton. No, not Hamilton. Auckland. No, not Hamilton. Auckland. No, not Auckland. Wellington. Wellington is third. Well, more points specifically in Wellington is third.

Christchurch. Christchurch, no. No. One more. Kytire. No. It's in Queenstown. Oh, yeah, the party capital.

Yeah, all those bloody Australians flying over. Yeah, I tell you. Getting on the pingers. One more time. Gay Ski Week. Gay Ski Week. Gay Ski Week, yeah. Whatever you're doing, New Zealand, do it safe. And just know, we'll find it down the toilet.

Drugs, not hugs, New Zealand. No, other way around. I mean, sorry, hugs, not drugs. Damn it, I didn't even mean to do it that way. Oh, yeah. All right way Very good