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ZM 3 and Clint
Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on ZM where we are sitting on a big announcement.
We are. We're sitting on a secret.
I saw a billboard about it outside.
It's a big secret.
Just says listen to Fletch Bourne and Hayley tomorrow morning at 8.13.
Mmm. And the 13 is written a little bit strange.
Not the 8.
It's such a specific number, isn't it?
Just the 13 is in a different font.
I mean, why are we sitting here pretending we know what it is?
I thought we were doing a good job of acting.
It is fun to pretend that we don't.
I wonder what it is.
I wonder what it could be.
I mean...
If only I knew what the 13 meant.
I know.
What could that relate to?
13.
Halloween?
Just doesn't make any sense.
Doesn't make any sense.
I guess I'll have to listen to Fletch Vaughan and Hayley tomorrow at 8.13.
All I know is it's big.
It's big, yeah.
Good acting.
Yeah.
Good acting.
Hey, let's move swiftly along.
We've got $250 cash to give away on a New World voucher today at 5pm.
Oh, mate, those New World vouchers never go out of style, do they?
They do not.
So if you would like to win one,
all you have to do is submit your kitchen hack at ZM online.
Okay, go and do that.
We'll pick the best one out,
and that one will score themselves a $250 New World voucher.
We will give it away at five o'clock today.
All right, time to shake it off.
Let's do some tradie versus lady.
$50 cash up for grabs.
Thanks to KFC.
If you want to play, you can call us now.
0800 dial ZM.
I like your style.
I think we crushed it.
Secretive, cryptic.
Just...
Mysterious.
Metaphoric.
Bring metaphoric.
Is that a word?
There's a huge announcement with Fletch Vaughan and Hayley,
unrelated, at 8.13am tomorrow morning on ZM.
Right now it's time for Tradie vs Lady,
where, by the way, we're still looking for a tradie
to call 0800-DIAL-ZM.
It's Tradie vs Lady!
Three, two, one, let's go!
Get influx of ladies.
We need some tradies to play this afternoon
You guys are on 66 wins for the year
The ladies are on 71
Let's go to our lady first
She's 24 from Palmy
And she likes being outdoors
But she hates hunting
Well, you don't have to hunt just to go outside
Welcome to the show, Lorraine
Hi, Lorraine
Hi
Where do you think is the best trail in New Zealand?
Somewhere in Manawato, I guess.
Somewhere in Manawato.
That's good.
Yeah.
That's good.
Parmi represent.
Okay.
You're taking on our tradie today who is just being finalised.
Bear with us.
Hello.
Sorry, that was my phone
Yep
No I'm on the radio
Right now
I can't
I can't talk
I reckon we're going to go with Josh
Josh welcome to the show
You're our trainee
From Hamilton today
Yeah g'day
How you going
We're good
Oh no
Now we've lost our lady
Win by default
Yeah win by default
Win by default
Can we get our lady back?
Oh, there she is.
We've got her.
Lorraine, are you there?
Lorraine?
Lauren?
Lorraine?
Win by default.
Win by default.
Josh?
That was weird.
Okay.
She called back, but then we couldn't hear her.
Last try, and if this doesn't work, then Josh wins by default.
Lorraine, are you there?
Hi, can you hear me?
Yeah.
Okay, let's get moving.
Lorraine, your buzzer is lady.
Josh, yours is tradie.
First to three wins.
Let's go.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
The National Party want to ban phones in schools if they are elected.
Which of the following is not a type of phone from the 90s?
A Nokia, a Siemens, a Frankfurter or a Motorola?
Yes, Josh.
Frankfurter.
Correct.
It is a Frankfurter.
But you're going to fall for the Siemens for a second, but you didn't.
What a horrible name for a phone company.
Siemens, they made great phones.
Question number two.
Fletchford and Hayley are teasing a big announcement at 8.13 tomorrow morning.
Is 13 traditionally a lucky or unlucky number?
Ready?
Yes, Josh.
Justin first.
Unlucky.
Unlucky.
Unlucky for some.
That is two for the tradies.
You need this one here, Lorraine, to stay in at question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Yes, Lorraine.
Taylor Swift.
It is, of course, Taylor Swift.
You're on the board.
It's two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number four.
In which country was the mojito invented?
Was it Spain, Cuba or Brazil?
Trady.
Yes, Josh, for the win.
Brazil.
That's incorrect.
Lorraine, you want to guess?
Spain or Cuba?
Spain.
It was Cuba we were looking for.
Still two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number five.
Full what was the popular US sitcom set in San Francisco?
Tradie.
Yes, Josh, for the win.
House.
Full house.
He's got it.
A hodgepodge old game, but Josh, you've taken the win
and the 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much, guys.
Well done, Josh.
Very well done.
Brian Clint, his new weekend in Playboy Cardi with Madonna on ZM.
I was reading an article today which was giving advice
on what to do if you hate your workmates.
For no reason, no reason.
I wasn't reading for any specific reason.
Oh, it sounds like you were reading it for some reason.
No, no, I wasn't.
Just came up with my feed.
Just came up with my feed.
Okay.
Just came up with my feed.
Sure.
But if you do hate somebody that you work with,
it can make your life very stressful.
Hate is such a strong word.
Yeah.
If you dislike.
Really dislike. If you don't get along with. If you dislike. Really dislike.
If you don't get along with.
If you clash.
Get annoyed.
Yeah.
Your personalities don't agree.
If you are disgusted to your core by somebody that you work with.
If your star signs are not compatible.
This is advice from someone who used to work in HR on what you can do.
So how to strategies for. with a colleague that her words hate.
A couple of quick tips.
Take some time and space to deal with your irritations.
If someone is getting on your nerves,
it's best not to confront them when you're irritated
because you'll be irrational.
It's true.
And don't do it with an audience.
Do not hit them up in the middle of an open plan office.
No.
Don't do it.
No, no.
It's not going to end well.
It's never going to end well.
You corner a rat and they'll attack.
Bottle that shit up, okay?
Just push it way down.
Push it way down.
Push it way down.
And wait for like a work drinks when you've had a few too many chardonnays.
Another thing you can do, find something that you respect about the person
so you can change your inner script.
Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
It says you can't change another person,
but you can change your reaction to them.
If you give yourself feedback
with irritation front and centre,
it will make you spiteful.
Yeah.
But conversely, if you're like,
you know what, they actually do a good job.
At this.
At this.
Everything else I hate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Find something to be positive about.
It says be kind is another thing you can do if you work with someone that you hate.
Say that your colleague smells, for example.
What?
You hate someone because they smell?
Yeah.
If you have to sit next to them and they reek of BO every day.
Can you tell someone in a workplace they smell. Yeah, if you have to sit next to them and they reek of BO every day. Can you tell someone in a workplace they smell?
Yeah, but.
Like if it's affecting other people.
Yeah, you can.
But it's such a sensitive thing.
Ready?
I'll be the person that smells and you show me how you would approach it
and let me know that I smell and I have to do something about it.
So you smell.
I smell.
And everyone else knows?
Well, I'm not going to say,
I'm going to say you and maybe a couple of other people
have talked about it.
Okay, and there's a few people in the office
while we're having this interaction.
Did you not learn anything?
You don't call to me in the office.
I'm not going to, no,
but say there's a few people in the room.
Okay, there's a few people in the room.
Okay.
Hey, everybody.
Happy Wednesday.
Oh, someone
stinks!
How's that? You're an idiot.
One person in here stinks!
You literally have done
everything that this woman
from HR says not to do. So this actually has advice
on how to deal with specifically that.
What does she say? If someone stinks
or they do something disgusting
like maybe they pick their teeth at their desk or something like that.
You rig the secret Santa so you get them and you give them deodorant.
Yes.
No.
It says what you should do is find something that they do well
and give them positive praise about that thing.
That's not helping the smell.
She said that way they're more likely to see you as an ally,
and then you pounce.
I see.
Hit them with the compliment sandwich.
A little bit.
A little bit.
Show them that you don't hate them as a person.
But you hate the way they smell.
But you hate the way they smell.
And it's affecting your day.
You've got to have a good base to launch from when you're going to come
at someone's personal hygiene, I think.
I used to.
I went for this guy's personal hygiene once yeah because it was it was getting out of control it
was ridiculous we used to like when i at the first radio station i worked at i worked on the street
team so in the black thunders yeah and there was a big group of us and we'd each you'd always be
with one other person in the car so you'd always be be in pairs or sometimes you'd be in fours.
Okay.
Anyway, there was this one particular guy on the team where he was known for
and everyone knew that he would always, after,
we would spend 12 hours in these cars some days.
Yeah.
And he always liked to take his shoes and socks off at certain points in the day.
And when you're sitting in the car and someone takes their socks and shoes off.
That's unprofessional.
And it reeked.
And I remember this girl I worked with because there was a group of four of us
and we just spent all day out in the sun.
So we were all sweaty and disgusting.
He takes his shoes off, she goes
I was going to say his name but I
won't. Put your damn
shoes back on, they smell
like a hobbit.
I'll never forget it.
And that's the way to deal with it. And he didn't
realise, he said, he goes sorry
do they smell? And we're like
yes. They do. Put them out the window.
They do. I thought we could ask this afternoon
we'll keep names out of it, we'll definitely keep
workplaces out of it, but have you
had a workmate that you just couldn't
stand before? And why?
What was the thing that you couldn't stand
about this person? Was it their
I don't even want to
assume. Maybe they stole your lunch
out of the fridge. Yeah, or maybe they're a microwave
fish person. I would hate. Maybe they stole your lunch out of the fridge. Yeah, or maybe they're a microwave fish person.
I would hate someone if they stole, like, my lunch.
0800DARLS.M, you can text it into 9696.
Get it off your chest this afternoon.
Tell us about your bad workmate, past or present.
We'll get you on after Imagine Dragons.
Ooh, that's fitting.
The song's called Enemy.
Brian Clint, ZM.
Just giving you some tips on how you can deal with a workmate that you hate.
That's what the article says.
If you hate someone, this is what you should do.
Mainly it says you should work on yourself.
That's what it comes down to.
It says you should learn to process your own feelings.
I think that's good advice.
But also sometimes you just have to realise you can work with an a-hole.
You can work with an a-hole or you can work somewhere else.
Yeah, that too.
Those are all things that are available to you.
So we've asked you this afternoon,
have you worked with someone that you hate before?
Someone said our workplace had someone, they called them the dictator.
They used to cause havoc amongst the staff, putting them down.
We nicknamed him Putin.
I wonder if he knew about that.
I doubt it.
I would sit at a desk and I worked with someone who would sit at a desk
and vocalise his stress and frustration for every client he was working for
on shifts.
No one ever asked for his input.
Working with a negative person really puts like a funk in the workplace, doesn't it? Yeah.
Like you're allowed to have your down days and things,
but when it's like a every day, all day kind of thing.
I worked with a girl who always smelt like she'd left her uniform
in the washing machine for a week
and then sprayed it with a gross fr fruity, cool charm deodorant
that was quite unbearable.
I feel bad for those people.
I used to be that person where you forget your stuff in the laundry
and then it's too late and you're like,
I'm just going to have to wear it.
Let's talk to Anna.
Hi, Anna.
Hi, Anna.
Hi.
Hi.
You've had a difficult work, mate, before?
Oh, yeah.
Why?
What did they do, Anna?
She was trying to be a professional tennis player.
Okay.
And she would train pretty much all day, hours on end.
Okay. And then she'd go into the changing room and change and not shower.
Oh.
And I don't think she ever showered.
And the smell was, like, it was just really bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You couldn't go near her.
Why do you think she didn't shower, Anna?
And look, a girl too, right?
You expect it from guys a little bit, but girls, come on.
I don't know, man.
It was, you couldn't.
Was the place where you were
working, was it like a tennis coaching place
or like a gym of some sort?
It's a rather large
facility in Auckland.
Hey, Anna. I know where you are.
Anna, question. Are tennis balls green
or yellow? I've told
Clint this multiple times
this week. Tennis balls are yellow, Clint. Yeah, times this week. Tennis balls are yellow,
Clint. Yeah, I thought so. Tennis
balls are green, Anna. They're yellow.
Come on, man. Remember
I told you, I even sent you a link
of the difference between yellow and green
balls. And green balls are for kids.
Alright, Anna. I'm starting to side with the smelly
workmate in this conversation.
Sorry. You've got me offside here.
You have a wonderful afternoon. Thanks, Anna. Let's go to Anonymous. Hi, you've got me offside here. You have a wonderful afternoon.
Thanks, Anna.
Let's go to Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hello.
You had a toxic workmate, Anonymous.
Yes, I did.
Why were they toxic?
We worked in a yard together for six hours a day,
and she was constantly putting down other workers and the boss and all the employees.
What, in front of them or behind their back?
Behind their back.
Oh, no.
But to you?
Yeah.
To me, but I had to kind of agree with her because it was...
There's no one else to talk to.
There's no one else to talk to.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
No one else to talk to you.
Yeah.
But I'd go home every afternoon in tears and just cry my eyes out.
Oh.
What happened eventually, Anonymous?
Did you eventually stand up to her and be like,
I don't want to be involved in this toxic conversation?
Eventually she quit and then she messaged me saying
that she thought we were more than friends and whatnot,
but it was good to have her in my life.
Wait, she thought you were more than friends?
Yeah.
More than work colleagues.
Ah, ah, ah.
I was like, this person is mental.
Yeah.
Wait, I'm confused now.
No, she thought they were more than colleagues.
She thought they were...
They were friends.
They were real friends, not just work friends.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Because the way you said it, Anonymous,
sounds like she thought you guys were in a romantic relationship.
No, sorry.
Yeah, no, colleagues.
Okay.
Oh, Anonymous, well, I'm glad you're out.
I'm sticking it out until they quit.
I don't think that's the correct advice, but you stuck in there and finally they left, anonymous. Well, I'm glad you're out. Well, I'm sticking it out until they quit. I don't think that's
the correct advice,
but you stuck in there
and finally they left.
And now it's the best
job in the world
and I wouldn't give it
up for anything.
Oh,
there you go.
Oh,
good on you,
anonymous.
And you made a friend.
Exactly.
Not a girlfriend,
just a friend.
Brian Clint,
next on the show,
there's more Lizzo news.
A massive festival that she was due to headline has been cancelled.
We will get the latest on this from Dean McCarthy next at ZM.
I want to talk about this guy that is getting absolutely roasted online
because he posted about the list of requirements his future girlfriend must have.
Oh, bro.
Oh, bro.
I thought, look, I will warn you, the list is disgusting.
Is it?
Yeah, some are pretty bad.
But I thought we could go through the list and see if one,
just one is reasonable.
Okay.
Okay?
That is the goal.
Do you fit the bill?
I am literally the opposite of everything this guy wants.
Okay?
Do you know how old this guy is?
It doesn't say.
Okay.
It doesn't say.
But when I say-
I reckon we'll be able to guess.
When I say I'm the complete opposite, you'll know.
Because let's start with the physical appearance requirements.
So he's posted this.
He's posted this.
He said in terms of appearance, she must be 5'6 or below.
5'6 or below, so I'm out already.
Short queen spring.
So I'm 5'10, so I'm definitely not in.
Devo, I'm so gutted.
Sorry. She must have no'm so gutted. Sorry.
She must have no tattoos.
Okay.
No tattoos.
Was he going to do a full body inspection?
I don't know.
She must be willing to dye her hair and change her nail colour to his liking.
Oh, nah, man.
Nah, not cool, man.
No.
And this is where, when I said disgusting,
this is where it gets pretty disgusting.
More than that? Yeah, i reckon more than that his other rules are said that she mustn't be too confident or
self-secure she needs to be willing to cook every night for him she mustn't have any male friends, will not talk back during disagreements,
good relationship with her dad, isn't career or degree focused.
She also isn't allowed to have a celebrity crush.
She can't smoke or vape.
Oh, there it is.
That's a pretty reasonable one right at the end.
No smoking or vaping.
Yeah. No smoking or vaping. Yeah.
No smoking or vaping.
Jeez, you don't fit any of the criteria.
Oh, I fit some of them.
I fit... You're not even willing to cook for yourself every night.
Is grated cheese in a bag cooking?
We laugh, but that guy is a psychopathic control freak.
That is, that's beyond.
Like who raised that guy?
I don't know.
And what does he bring?
Because I want to, when you see a list like that,
I just want to see the profile picture.
I just want to see.
What does he bring into the table?
What are you, what's your personality like?
Yeah.
Well, I can already tell what your personality what's your personality like? Yeah.
Well,
I can already tell what your personality's like
from your list.
Yeah.
From your list.
I reckon that guy.
I thought it was going to be fun.
I thought it was going to be like,
she must love rotary engines
and she must have
big bikini boobs
and she must want to play
Xbox with me and the boys.
See,
I fit all of those criteria.
Happy morning.
From iHeartRadio, this is
the latest live from LA
with Dean McCarthy.
The plot thickens around the Lizzo
drama and the accusations that have been made
against her. Now, a festival
she was due to headline has been cancelled.
Dean. It has.
The festival's called Made in America. She
was the star, the headline, lots of other,
you know, smaller performers that were on the schedule as well. But, you know, when the big
star, the big headline, you know, can't really perform, they actually cancelled the entire
festival. They said it was cancelled due to severe circumstances. Good way to put it.
So what's the update? Well, as we know, three of Lizzo's backup
dancers have teamed up in a
lawsuit towards her saying that she
harassed them and made them do
all kinds of lewd things while they were
touring with her. She's come out saying
that the claims are
as ridiculous as they sound, in her words.
This will probably go to trial,
actually. And, you know,
an interesting video has come out
just the other day maybe it was yesterday where one of the um alleged victims um you know was
seen giving an interview talk about how she loves lizzo and when you do the timing it's after the
alleged allegations but they basically said we went along with everything because we wanted to
be on the tour and if you didn't play along then then you're off the tour and you were axed.
That's the long and the short of it.
And now Lizzo is, you know, yeah, having some career troubles,
which is very expected when a situation like this arises.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, you don't expect, like,
someone that's going through all these massive accusations to get out on stage and headline festivals.
Regardless if she's guilty or she's not guilty,
it's pretty normal that she wouldn't be performing right now.
Yeah, the major thing is that they have had to cancel the entire festival.
Because she's the headliner.
She's the headliner, she's the star.
They've said, we won't put out a substandard product
and they're refunding everybody's tickets in full.
They will have lost millions of dollars,
the people who organise this festival.
Yeah.
It's major. They would have. That's dollars, the people who organise this festival. Yeah. It's major.
They would have.
That's the latest on the Lizzo situation with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
Yesterday, we were talking to people who regretted their tattoos after a woman on social media
was warning the younger generation to just stop, think about it, give it a few years.
Yeah.
She reckons there should be a mandatory tattoo age limit of 25.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She said until your brain fully develops by the time you're 25,
you shouldn't be allowed to get tattoos.
So I thought we could open the floor and give out advice we think is good
for the younger generation.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter how old you are.
Have you got some wisdom that you want to impart?
If you're a millennial, do you want to give it to Gen Z?
Yes.
If you're Gen Z, do you want to give it to Gen Alpha?
Gen Alpha.
That's the next one, eh?
Yes.
Gen Alpha?
Gen Alpha.
If you're a boomer, do you want to give some advice to Gen X?
Yeah.
I mean, technically, you know, if you're one of the older generations,
you can give it to all the younger generations.
Yeah, you can give it to all of us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, true.
It applies.
Would you like to go first?
I can go first.
Yeah.
You will know this about me, Clint, because I tell a lot of people this advice,
younger people, all the time.
Invest in gold bullion. I always say you you got to invest in that gold bullion get you some gold bullion copper yeah invest now no i always say
under no circumstances should you ever ever put your face in the sun without sunscreen actually
just don't put your face in the sun. That is my bit of advice for the younger
generation. How do you feel seeing Georgia who's just returned
from five weeks in Europe? It makes me feel ill.
I'm telling you. She's more
tan than a sausage off the barbie. Mate, and girls, if you're listening,
I was in my 20s once,
and if someone could hammer home to me,
put sunscreen on before your foundation every day.
You need to be having sunscreen on your face.
So that's yours?
Wear sunscreen.
Wear sunscreen, especially on your face.
Okay.
Good advice.
Good advice.
Mine would be go to the dentist.
I know when you turn-
People aren't going to the dentist?
People don't go to the dentist. I know when you turn 18, aren't going to the dentist? People don't go to the dentist.
I know when you turn 18,
you have to pay for it yourself.
It is expensive.
And man, it is such a ball ache.
But just do it.
And do it every year.
Because guess what?
One day you're going to have to go to the dentist
and all that money you saved
by not going to the dentist every year,
they're going to basically charge you that money
to fix all the stuff
that you could have dealt with on the spot and would not have become an issue.
But what if I have to choose between going to the dentist or having a big night out?
You know, having a fun night out.
Go to the dentist.
Okay.
Please, please go to the dentist.
No, honestly, go to the dentist.
Brock is filling in as one of our producers today.
Brock, have you got any advice for the younger generation?
I would say after a couple of tattoos, placement.
Just look.
Just envision yourself in five, ten years.
Is that placement still going to be cool where it is?
Can I just say that's so insightful because you're not that old.
How old are you?
Big 21, baby.
You're 21.
You're quite wise for a 21-year-old.
21 and you're already having a tattoo removed.
Yeah, much to my mother's disgust.
It was my first tattoo as well, so it was like...
Wait, she's angry that you're having it removed?
No, well, she's angry that I got in.
It's the whole I told you so thing.
Oh, she'd be...
Can I just say she'd be loving that?
Yeah, frothing it.
How old were you when you got that tattoo
that you're now getting removed?
15.
I used my sister's passport to get into an expo.
You were 15?
Some dodgy tattoo artist tattooed a 15-year-old?
Well, they didn't know.
Without their parents' permission?
It was on my sister's passport and it was at a big tattoo expo,
so they were just pumping out tattoos.
They knew.
They knew.
They know what a 15-year-old looks like.
Also a cautionary tale.
Brooke's halfway through the laser removal and you've run out of money.
Yeah, it's $120.
It's probably like a three centimetre by three centimetre moon that's going.
Yeah.
And it's $120 each time.
Yeah, and I've just run out of juice.
Also hurts so bad.
Way more than a tattoo aid.
And you can smell it.
Yeah.
It burns the skin.
Think about where you place your tattoos.
Good advice.
Lucy, who's also filling in as one of our producers today,
have you got any advice you want to give to the younger generation?
Yes.
So I'm in my third year of uni,
and I think my biggest regret is not doing an OE
and going straight from high school into university.
I feel like, one, I'm so drained,
and I just am overstudying after COVID especially.
Yeah.
And I feel like I've just missed that chapter
of just experiencing the world.
Such good advice.
If I could go back to my younger self, I'd say the same thing too.
Me too.
Yeah.
How old are you?
21 as well.
You've got time.
Yeah.
Yeah, don't worry.
There's not a cut off.
Let me just tell you, you won't be the oldest person on the contiki if you go next year.
No, you won't be.
Yeah, you'll be fine.
A few texts coming through on this.
Someone said,
we're taking advice for the younger generation
and you can be whatever age.
Share some wisdom.
But just the advice you would give.
And someone said,
don't send nudes with your face in them
or that you can be identified as you.
Excellent advice.
Coming from a teacher, they said.
That's advice for teacher nerds.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Someone else said, this is an interesting one.
Lucy, this applies to you.
Go travel before you have any responsibilities.
I'm almost 30 and we've been to Europe for six weeks for my first time traveling and I wish I did it more before the mortgage and family.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Blow all of your money while you're young.
Someone else said moisturise your lips.
Lip wrinkles are a thing.
I love that one.
Moisturise your lips.
Okay, yeah, that's good advice too.
Sure.
I think let's throw it out there.
Someone's just texted and said,
absolutely not going to the dentist.
My mum didn't go to the dentist for 40 years and she's absolutely fine.
No, your mum is the exception to the rule.
And people can be the exception, but guess what?
You're probably not going to be.
So that's what we say.
My granddad smoked until he was 93.
Smoking is fine.
No, it's not.
Fit as a fiddle.
No, it's not.
Your granddad is superhuman and so is this person's mum's teeth.
My granddad surfing till he was 108.
Smoked every day.
Oh, $800 at him.
Get wise with us this afternoon and share with us your advice for the next generation.
We'd love to hear it.
You can give us a call or text us on 9696.
What's your advice for the younger generation?
I really like this topic.
We're asking you guys, what is your piece of advice for the younger generation? I really like this topic. We're asking you guys, what is your
piece of advice for the younger generation?
Yeah.
And it's quite insightful, to be honest.
It is. It is.
You can tell the people who have learned from
their experience and are sharing it.
I don't think any of this is coming from a place of
superiority or
anything like that. They're like, hey, this
happened to me. This is my advice to you.
Like the person who texted, it's so short and simple.
They said, pay for the backup storage for your photos.
Yeah, great advice.
Just pay for it.
It's a dollar something a month.
Just pay for it and then you'll never lose your photos.
I love this one.
Someone said, hi there, great topic.
My life advice for the younger generation would be that no is a full sentence.
I can't remember where I heard it, but it's phenomenal advice.
I really like that.
That's a great one.
Someone's advice for the younger generation, don't get married.
Someone else said choose.
Sounds like someone who may have been married before.
And it didn't work out.
Someone else said choose your baby daddy wisely.
You'll be stuck with him for life.
Not everybody gets to choose their baby daddy, though.
That's the problem, isn't it?
Well, yeah.
Accidents happen.
Yeah.
Let's go to Jared and get some advice.
Hi, Jared.
Hi, Jared.
Hey, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Jared, what would be your bit of advice for the younger generation?
We have to stay at home for as long as you can
because adulthood sucks.
I so agree.
Mooch off your parents for as long as they'll handle it.
Pretty much, yeah.
Jared, do you think, like, I was literally thinking about this last night.
It's so funny you say that.
We don't know how good we had it when we were younger
and before you had
all the responsibilities of being
an adult. You know, like we didn't
realise how good we had it.
If I could go back to being
18 again, I would. Oh,
it's just the best time of your life. By staying
at home though, you're prolonging your
parents' suffering, you know. As soon as you leave
the house, their responsibilities are over
and they can get back to the good life that they had before you came along. Trust me, if my parents
lived here in New Zealand, I'd be living with them. Go to Shelley. Hi, Shelley.
Hi, Shelley. How are you going? Good, thanks, Shelley. Tell us, mate, what's your
bit of advice for the younger generation? My advice is to go out
and get a trade of any sort. Any in particular?
What would be the top one you would advise people to get?
Well, I guess males are the main people that go out and get trades,
like predominantly, but I went out, I did a hairdressing trade.
Okay.
It's a great trade to have.
You can always use it.
I'm not a hairdresser at the moment.
No, but you could travel with that anytime.
You could fall back on it and do hairdressing from home.
Yeah, I've worked in England as a hairdresser.
Easy.
That is great advice.
Also, so long as you've got two mirrors, free haircuts for yourself.
Yeah.
I don't know.
As long as you've got a mirror that you can put in front of you and behind you.
I don't know if that's good advice for the younger generation.
Yeah.
Very nice.
Yeah, trade.
Definitely get a trade.
Thanks, Shelly.
Yeah, we appreciate it.
That's really good.
I really love this one.
It says, I live by this saying, enjoy your body.
Use it every way you can.
Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it.
It's the greatest instrument you will ever own.
Listen to it, nourish it, and stop when you need to rest now
so you ain't forced to stop later.
Sign up for a cage fight.
Use your body.
Is that what I took from that?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe, I mean, yeah.
Gricko Roman Wrestling.
Use your body.
Kate's here.
Hi, Kate.
Hi, Kate. Hello. How are you? We's here. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate.
Hello.
How are you?
We're good.
Thanks, Kate.
Tell us what's your bit of advice.
You said it before.
It's buying the storage on your phone for your photos and bits and pieces.
Yep.
Yep.
Have you done this?
Oh, I have.
But it was before the time where you could store your photos on your phone and you'd have to put them on a portable hard drive or print them.
And printing photos now is just so expensive.
So, yeah, it's definitely worth to just spend the money, save your photos,
and then also go through every once in a while and delete the duplicates.
We don't need five selfies of the same people.
You don't need any of your screenshots that you've ever taken in your entire life.
You can just delete all of them in one go.
Yeah.
You don't need them.
You don't need them.
You don't need them.
Pay for that thing on Instagram.
Once you pay for that thing on Instagram, get rid of the photo.
Kate, are you telling me, Kate, you understand the cloud?
I do understand the cloud.
Kate, I will pay you big money.
And it's a beautiful thing.
I will pay you big money if you can explain it to me so I can use it.
If you ever empower me, let me know and I'll help you out, girl.
We'll meet at Porkchop Hill, okay?
Oh, no, that's weird, isn't it?
That's weird, eh?
Maybe like Brew Union or something.
Yeah, Brew Union.
I like that place.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I haven't had an iPhone for three or four years
and I'm still paying the dollar 69
a month for my iCloud storage. Do you even know what's
on there? Nope, but I'm too scared
to stop paying for it.
Because what if there is something there that I need?
Well, you'll never know. You just don't know.
It would take so long to
sort through all of it too. Someone's advised
your brain is not fully developed until you're 40.
Really? 40? Yeah, I until you're 40. Really?
40?
Yeah, I mean, could be.
Really?
Could be.
Someone else said, don't, their bit of life advice,
don't waste your time or money at uni.
See, each to their own, I guess.
Advice from a boomer, put your phone down
and look and talk to people. That is such good advice from the boomer, put your phone down and look and talk to people.
That is such good advice
from the boomer,
can I say?
They text that to us,
though,
didn't they?
Well,
they did.
How'd they do that?
But then afterwards,
they would have put down their phone
and,
you know.
That's what you think.
They're now doom scrolling TikTok.
Battle down the hatches.
It's time to play Google Down.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for brilliant cleanse.
Google Down.
Punk.
A special edition this week too.
Our normal producers, Ella and Claudia, are away.
So we've got fill-in producers playing.
What are you laughing at?
Did you say battle down the hatches?
Oh, is it batten?
Batten, yeah.
Batten, yeah.
No, because that's a battle.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Battle down those hatches, everyone.
I meant to say it, yeah.
Yeah, totally.
I thought you did, yeah.
Yeah, totally.
If you've text through either Clint, producer Brooke,
or producer Lucy, you'll be in with a shot to win 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Now, Lucy, correct me if I'm wrong.
Do you know how the game works?
As of about two seconds ago, yes.
Yeah, it's a crash course.
I'm just going to go through the rules again so everyone is clear.
I've put these exact questions into Google, so I'm looking for the most common or the
first answer that comes up for these exact questions.
When you have the answer, just yell it out.
If you think it's right, if it is, you'll receive a point.
If you're wrong, you're out of that question.
Okay?
You need to wait for the next question.
First person to three points wins the game.
Let's do this thing.
Are we all ready?
Are we all set?
I'm set.
I'm ready.
Let's go.
Yep. What year did the show Sex and the City first air? Let's do this thing. Are we all ready? Are we all set? I'm set. I'm ready. Let's go.
What year did the show Sex and the City first air?
1998.
It was 1998.
We were just talking about that show.
We were.
Hence why there was a question in there.
Aye.
1998.
Clint is on one.
Question number two. Who invented the
sandwich? The Earl of Sandwich.
John Montgomery.
John Montgomery. I'm going to give it to you,
Brooke, but by the skin of your teeth, it was John
Montague in 1762.
Read the rest of the sentence.
Well, you said, what did you say?
The Earl of Sandwich.
You didn't say the fourth Earl of Sandwich.
Oh, my God.
No one addresses him there.
The answer is John Montague, the fourth Earl of Sandwich.
Yeah, so why wouldn't you say his name?
Because I was doing it off the top of my head.
All right, that's one to Brooke, one to Clint.
Question number three.
How much has the Barbie movie made worldwide?
One million.
One billion.
1.03.
Lucy!
The answer that comes up for me is one billion,
so I'm going to give it to Clint.
Lucy, you meant one billion, didn't you?
Yes.
Oh, I'm lucky.
The point goes to Clint.
Much like me with the Earl of Sandwich question.
Why, you should have said that then.
Give her the same advice you gave me.
She made a mistake.
So did I.
Listen to you.
You're winning.
Relax.
Question number four.
What is the most popular lolly ever?
Jelly bean.
That is right.
Good work, Lucy.
You're on the board.
A jellybean.
Jellybeans are apparently, that's what comes up for that question.
Yeah.
Jellybeans, most popular lolly ever.
Two to Clint, one to Brooke, one to Lucy.
Question.
Clint's getting anxious now.
I can tell.
I can feel his anxious energy.
Question number five.
How many tickets have been sold for the Women's World Cup?
How many tickets?
1.35 million.
Damn it, that's not right.
Clint is out and he knows it.
So take your time.
It's right there.
I read the wrong number.
1.7 million.
She's got it.
As of August the 4th, over 1.7 million tickets have been sold.
So that is correct.
Two to Brooke, two to Clint, one to Lucy.
Here we go.
We've got a game on our hands.
I'm actually losing to someone with dyslexia at this game, Clint.
Do you have dyslexia?
I do, undiagnosed.
Here we go. Question number six.
How old
was Cruella Deville?
How old
was Cruella?
65 years old.
She's on the money and
taking out the win.
And Brookfill, producer.
Oh, no.
Which means, Bree, you backed in, Brooke, for the win
and you pick up the 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Oh, my God.
Thank you so much.
You've nailed it, Clint.
I absolutely choked.
Well, you were right there, too.
I know.
It was mine to lose.
Well done, Bree.
Well done, Brooke. Great game. Good game from everyone, actually. I have dyslexia, too. I know. It was mine to lose. Well done, Bree. Well done, Brooke.
Great game.
Good game from everyone, actually.
I have dyslexia, too.
Undiagnosed.
Brian Clem, we're back next.
We're going to get Mama Di on the show.
We have got big news for her, so we'll give her a call next.
Big news for rugby league fans today.
Big.
Massive.
New Zealand, specifically Eden Park,
is a contender to host a State of Origin game.
Yeah, this is huge.
And something that has been spoken about a few times before
but has never come to fruition.
No.
Unfortunately, the soonest it will be is 2027.
That's ages away.
That's the next available game that we can get.
I reckon we can ramp this up.
I think we can make it earlier.
A bit of pressure we could, eh?
If they're sending the bloody game to Perth,
then why can't we get it here?
We're closer than Perth.
I know.
Eden Park said they'll do whatever it takes to get the game.
Technically, shouldn't it go to Mount Smart,
the home of Rugby League in New Zealand?
Yeah, that's an interesting point.
But whatever it takes.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
We just went over here.
There's a chance that some New Zealanders don't quite get the hype of State of Origin.
I know you do, and I love State of Origin as well.
Yeah, and there's a lot of Kiwis that do, but some that don't.
I thought this afternoon, to really drive the message home of why we need a State of
Origin rugby league game in New Zealand, we would get Queensland's most rabid fan on the show.
Mama Di, Bree's mum.
Hi, Mama Di.
Hi, Mum.
Oh, good afternoon, guys.
How are you going?
That was such a good description of you, Mum.
Queensland's most rabid supporter.
I reckon I'd be the best raver going, I reckon.
You know when, like, you know when...
Actually, no, I won't describe it.
No, don't.
Mama Di, can you, for the nation,
say why people should be excited
about having a State of Origin game in New Zealand?
What is so good about State of Origin?
State of Origin is the absolute pinnacle of support and of loyalty to your state.
Now, come on, New Zealand.
I know they're pro-Queenslanders.
And if you get a state of origin there, it will go through the roof.
They will pack that stadium to the hilt because I'm telling you now,
if they get a state of origin, I'm
coming and I'm going to promote
it and I'm going to
go and support the Warriors.
That's how big a fan
I will be.
Except
if it's
the Cowboys or
Broncos.
Yeah.
You know it's going to be a Warriors-Broncos final in the NRL this year, Mum and Dad.
Yeah, you can't.
That would be awesome.
You can't put all these parameters on it, Mum.
I will support under these conditions.
What do you say?
So I hear you and you want Kiwis to get in behind specifically Queensland in a New Zealand
State of Origin game.
What about the fact that here in Auckland where they want to host the game,
the biggest rugby team, rugby union team, is called the Blues.
So there could be a bit of leaning, a bit of natural support
towards the New South Wales Blues.
How do you feel about that, Mama Di?
Oh, I think if you're a true rugby league follower,
you will realise that the Blues are the Blues.
So you will not support them.
You will go for the Maroons.
And the Maroons are the only team to go for.
And I absolutely hope, like anything,
that the Warriors make the finals
because they're playing very well.
Yes.
But I don't want them to beat the Broncos.
You're conflating the two things here.
We're talking about State of Origin.
You're confusing us, Mum.
We're talking about State of Origin in 2027.
I'm excited.
I'm excited for New Zealand.
And just to be clear, she wants the Warriors to make the final
and then lose to the Brisbane Broncos.
That's what you want, isn't it, Mum and Dad?
Absolutely.
No, Mum.
Absolutely.
So what I'm kind of picking up, Mum,
is that it is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
to go and watch athletes at the top of their game
go head-to-head where you can't recreate this kind of atmosphere
and that's why we need it here in New Zealand.
Absolutely, because there is nothing like sitting in the sand
and that raucous, maroon energy against the blues.
You have to feel it.
Yeah.
As long as the maroons win, she's happy for it to come to New Zealand.
That's what I'm getting.
And I think their stadium is awesome.
I took mum and dad to Mount Smart.
She loved it.
Yeah, so good.
Actually, they have changed all the seats to blue out there.
Oh, well, you know, the maroon jerseys in there will be fine.
It'll cover them.
All right, there you go.
That is rugby league ambassador Di Tomasell
campaigning for a State of Origin game here in New Zealand in 2027.
Rabid Queenslander.
Come on, NRL.
Let's do your birthday bangers now, though.
This is where you call us up, tell us your birthday,
and we will tell you what was the song that was number one when you turned 16.
Georgia's going to go first.
Hi, Georgia.
G'day, Georgia.
Hey, how you going?
Good, mate.
How's your day been?
Oh, it's been okay. Just on my way to work. G'day, Georgia. Hey, how you going? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh,
it's been okay. Just on my way to work.
You're on your way. What do you do for work?
I actually work at a bowling alley. Oh, fuck.
No way. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Are you good at bowling?
No, I'm pretty trash at
bowling, actually.
I love it, Georgia. Okay, well, give us
your birthday. We'll tell you your birthday, Bega.
It is 18th of September, 2001.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2017.
And on your 16th birthday, this would have been at the top.
Taylor Swift.
Reputation era Taylor Swift.
I believe so.
Are you a Swifty, Georgia?
No, I'm not a Swifty, actually.
Oh, you're joking.
Well, the birthday banger chooses you, unfortunately.
Wait there, we're going to do Jess's birthday banger.
Hi, Jess.
Hi, Jess.
Hi.
Going to or from work, Jess?
I'm at work now.
You're at work?
Okay, what do you do?
I work for DeliverEasy.
Oh, cool.
Okay, nice.
Okay, sweet.
Well, let's do your birthday, Banger.
What's your birthday?
I'm 4 February 1984.
All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000, Jess.
And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top.
You may hate me, but it ain't no lie. Baby, this was at the top.
In sync.
Remember that one, Jess?
Yep.
Are you in the car with someone else's dinner right now?
No, no, I pulled over.
I've just picked up some orders, so.
Oh, what did you pick up?
What are you dishing out?
Oh, KFC.
We're off to KFC.
We love KFC on this show.
Jess, you nailed that, can I say?
Yeah, that was the perfect plug.
Nailed it.
Jess, to be honest with us,
have you ever eaten a chip out of someone else's back?
Don't ask her that!
Yeah, tell us, Jess.
You can be honest.
They taped them up, so you can't see.
Otherwise, I would. But if you had little hands so you can't see. Otherwise I would.
But if you had little hands, you can skimper past it.
Lance is heading to a birthday banger.
G'day, Lance.
Hello, Lance.
Hey, team.
How are we?
Good, mate.
How are you going?
Oh, not too bad.
Bit warmer now that I'm in the truck.
Oh, good to hear.
Are you a truck driver, Lance?
No, I'm a bricklayer, but I've been out in Oxford near the snow,
so it was a cold day out there.
Yeah, right.
Jeez, tough day for a bricklayer out in Oxford.
It'd be freezing.
You wouldn't be able to feel your fingers.
Yeah.
Give us your date of birth, Lance.
Let's do your birthday banger.
1984, 1st of January.
All right, Lance. That means you were 16 in the year 2000 as well.
And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Wait, this was the number one song on the first day of the new millennium?
Apparently so.
Really?
You don't remember that?
I feel like I remember that.
Did they play this as the fireworks went off Sydney Harbour Bridge?
No, they played absolutely everybody, everybody.
Oh, yeah, they did too.
What do you reckon, Lance?
Are you a fan of Eiffel 65?
No.
No?
Tell us what you really think, Lance.
Yeah, I like it.
That song's had a resurgence.
Yeah, it has.
With the Bebe Rexha. It's had a resurgence. Yeah, it has. With the Bebe Rexha.
It's had a resurgence with my children who want to listen to it every single day in the car.
So you're not picking that one.
Dad, play Blue Dabu Dabu Da.
So obviously you're not picking that.
I'm not picking that.
I'm picking NSYNC Bye Bye Bye.
I'm picking NSYNC Bye Bye Bye.
Jess, which means you've won Birthday Banger.
Yay! Nice work, my friend. Go and have a sneaky chip. Yeah, treat yourself Bye, bye, bye, Jess, which means you've won birthday banger. Yay!
Nice work, my friend.
Go and have a sneaky chip.
Yeah, treat yourself to someone else's chips, Jess.
You've earned it.
Just one.
They won't know.
How are they going to know?
Yeah.
How will they ever know?
Listen up, bra wearers.
I assume that's you.
Excuse you.
Don't ask me if I wear a bra.
Yeah, I feel like I'm in dangerous territory here.
Okay, this is going out to anybody who wears a bra.
Okay.
Some rugby players wear bras these days.
Yeah, they do.
Those little sports bib things.
No, it's sports bra.
I don't know what it's for.
It's got...
Oh, it's got their tracking data in it, eh?
It's got the tracking data in it.
It's got their technology in it.
It really is a little sports bra, though, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. It's got their tracking data in it. It's got the tracking data in it. It's got their technology in it. It really is a little sports bra, though, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's cute.
Georgina Bibby is a lingerie technology expert,
and she's revealed how often you should be.
What is that job title?
Lingerie technology expert.
What technology are they putting in lingerie?
Oh, mate, there's heaps of technology in there.
What?
There's structural engineering.
There's comfort and I don't know.
There's heaps of shit.
How much technology is in a pair of crotchless panties?
A bra is technology.
Yeah, maybe a bra.
Just because it doesn't go beep, boop, beep, boop, beep,
doesn't mean it's not technology, you know?
Yeah, it's not new technology, though.
She's a lingerie expert.
Okay.
Okay? And she's revealed how often you should? Yeah, it's not new technology though. She's a lingerie expert. Okay.
Okay?
And she's revealed how often you should wash your bra.
I know what you're doing.
You're trying to deflect from this information because you know you're on the wrong side of history.
I mean, how much of an expert can she be?
When it comes to washing a bra.
Okay?
I...
How often do you think you should wash your bra?
Oh, no, I'm not going to answer that.
I'm not going to answer that.
I don't know.
I think it's subjective. How often do you wash your bra? Oh, no, I'm not going to answer that. I'm not going to answer that. I don't know. I think it's subjective.
How often do you wash your bra?
Depends.
Are we talking an underwire bra or are we talking a sports bra?
We're not specifying.
How often do you wash your bra?
No, because it's very different though, Clint.
Okay, true, true, true.
You need to take my lead on this.
Okay, underwear bra, not a workout bra.
A sports bra, not a workout bra.
A sports bra, a washing after every use.
Yeah, because you're doing sports.
You're sweaty.
Boob sweat is a real thing. That's not what we're talking about.
Humidity, real thing.
A T-shirt, normal underwire bra or a bra you're wearing on the day to day.
Every, I was saying every, carry the one for three or four weeks.
Three or four weeks?
Yeah, probably.
Georgina Bibby, the bra expert, says it depends on the wearer
and your everyday activities, but the general rule of thumb
is you should wash your bra every two to three wears.
Oh, get off the grass.
No way.
Two to three wears.
In winter?
Yep.
I'm not sweating that much in winter.
Doesn't matter.
It's attached to your body.
I don't have enough bras to wash them every two to three times.
They're expensive.
Every two to three wears.
That thing should be going through the wash cycle.
Nah, because you know why else?
You know why they want, you know why the lingerie expert
wants you to wash it every two to three times?
Because it breaks the
bras. It breaks them down
every time you wash them and then where do you have to go?
You have to go back into the lingerie shop.
Buy more bras. You reckon this is
a big bra just trying to
stitch up. She did say you should be
washing your bras in a delicates bag
to keep it safe, you know.
Oh, yeah.
To keep it safe.
Who has got their shit together that much that they have a delicates bag?
Yeah, exactly right.
The only time I've ever had a delicates bag is when I was at boarding school.
Had my name on it.
She said that the average woman's bra is five and a half years old.
Oh, I've got some that.
Does that sound about right? I've got some that... Does that sound about right?
I've got some that are, I reckon, older than me.
She said...
Hand me down.
Their stats show there are one million women in the UK
who own a bra that's more than 20 years old.
Yeah, that's right.
That'd be about right, yeah.
More than 20 years old?
Because you don't want to...
That bra's as old as Brooke Brooke who's producing the show today.
You don't want to get rid of your comfy bra.
The only time you're getting rid of a bra is when the underwire pops out
and it's poking your boob.
Women will know what I'm talking about.
The general rule of thumb is that you should replace bras every 180 wears.
Who's marking down how many times they wear a bra? We can work it out.
What's your cycle with the bras? I probably have four
bras that I cycle. So they'll get worn twice a week.
The way I see it though, you wear it and then you give it a couple of days off
and that's pretty much like washing it.
If you've got four,
it means they're getting worn about twice a week.
Okay.
You should be replacing those every two years.
Oh, nah, nah.
Even Brooke's shaking her head.
Nah, that's BS.
You're not down with this information either, Brooke?
No, I've been handed down bras from both my older sisters
who's 26 years old and still wear them.
I reckon my kid's going years old and still wear them. I reckon
my kid's going to wear that bra.
Yeah.
100%. I think they should subsidise.
There should be a bra subsidy.
You reckon? A subsidy.
A subsidy. Yeah, totally.
Well, put it
forward for the election. You never know.
I wonder if we can find New Zealand's oldest bra
this afternoon. Yes. Oh no, $800 a day. Oh, you're looking for the election. You never know. I wonder if we can find New Zealand's oldest bra this afternoon. Yes.
Oh no, 800 dollars a day. Oh, you're looking for old bras.
I'm looking for old bras. How old
do you reckon your oldest is?
Jeez.
Any of those go to schoolies with you?
Oh, I do have one
that would be maybe not schoolies, but I
want to say I probably have my
oldest bra would be 13 years
maybe. Whoa. Yeah.
Disgusting. What? It's
been washed a couple of times.
Oh, $800. Or you can text it to
9696. Can we find, what's the
oldest bra in New Zealand that we can find? Yeah.
Is it yours? Is it your
nan's? Also, also, can someone
back me up here, please?
Do you not wash your bras
every two to three wears?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, is that information?
Or am I the only one?
Am I disgusting for not washing it like every three weeks?
The great bra amnesty begins now.
How old and how often are you washing?
Come on, be honest.
Hey, we're trying to find New Zealand's oldest bra.
A bra expert says that you should be washing your bra
every two to three wears, which has really enraged Brie.
I think it's BS.
Anyone who is a bigger-titted lady like myself will know that...
I like how you said titted.
Bigger-titted.
Like it was the anatomically correct way of saying it.
Bigger-titted lady.
That the bigger your boobs are, the more expensive they are because you need more support.
And it gets so expensive.
And if you're washing them after every two or three wears, they break down way quicker.
Well, how about this message?
I agree with Bree.
There is a conspiracy going on because I used to wash my bra like recommended and I'd go
through them so much faster. And I've got knee huggers
so they were supposedly sturdy bras. Replacing those
every year is so expensive. There you go. One of my fellow bigger titted
ladies. The knee huggers. I love that. The knee huggers.
Let's go to Mara who I believe, Mara, you only have two bras.
Yeah, I've only got two bras.
You've got two?
Yeah, I'm so fussy when it comes to bras.
Yeah, me too, mate.
They irritate me and I have spent hundreds on bras, like literally hundreds.
I wear them for a half a day and I'm like, oh, shit, and I've thrown them in the drawer and I never wear it again.
Yeah, yeah.
I totally feel you on that.
As someone who doesn't really understand how they work, can I guess that you have an everyday bra and a fancy bra?
I don't even look at fancy bras, unfortunately.
Yeah, okay.
You know, I can't wear the lace.
I buy the pretty knickers and then they stay in the drawer
and don't come out.
So Mara, how are you?
That's so relatable.
Finding a comfortable bra is nearly harder
than finding a good relationship.
And then, you know, you find one that you love and you wear it for years, eh, Brie,
and then you go to buy another one and they don't make it anymore.
Yeah, it's discontinued and then you're back at square one.
Yeah, because you guys aren't buying them often enough,
so they have to stop producing them.
Mate, when you have to buy bras, then you can comment, okay?
Yeah, true.
I'll shut my big mouth.
Sorry about that.
I really don't get to say in this.
Yeah, sorry, Mara.
I should know my place.
What's your oldest bra?
We need a number.
Oh, dude, I wouldn't even know.
I wear them to the, you know, the, you'll know, Bree,
where the clips go, how they, that elastic.
Oh, yeah, when it gets too stretchy.
When it gets really wide.
Yes, Mara.
Line up, the wires poking out the sides, and then your little girls are hanging, or my big girls are hanging stretchy. It's going to get really wide. Yes, Mara. Line up, the wires poking out the sides,
and then your little girls are hanging,
or my big girls are hanging out.
You're getting the full wear out of your bras,
and I like that.
Yeah.
Thanks, Mara.
I've learned a lot this afternoon.
We appreciate your call.
Yes, thank you, Mara.
I love this text.
Someone said,
I'm currently wearing my first proper bra
that I got when I was 14.
I'm now 27.
Wow.
There you go.
Wow, okay.
God, wait.
No growth spurts.
Wait, wait.
Have your boobs not changed from 14 to you're 27?
Has your body not changed from 14 to 27?
You must have had big knockers at 14.
Or none.
Or none.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
Nicole's here.
Hi, Nicole.
Hi, Nicole.
Hi, how are you? Good, thanks,'t know. Nicole's here. Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks, Nicole.
How old's your oldest bra, Nicole?
13 years.
13 years old.
Lucky 13.
Yeah.
Why have you held on to this bra for 13 years?
Well, I got it for my 40th from one of my girlfriends.
It's beautiful.
And it's a Calvin Klein one.
Oh, fancy.
It's real fancy, yeah.
So I decided that I couldn't get rid of that ever.
So now I'm 53.
It looks real good.
Who is that?
Who is that?
That's my husband.
Is it your husband's favourite?
Is it? With or without, it's my husband. Is it your husband's favourite? Is it?
With or without, it's my favourite.
You two.
Can I just say, couple goals.
Yeah, good on you guys.
Couple goals, good on you guys.
Hey, just want to check, what do you think about that recommendation,
you should be washing that thing every two to three wears.
Do you do that, Nicole?
Hell no.
My favourite news
that I wear most days
because they can wear it under anything
and I'll get a week out of that and then I'll
swap it to the other one that's exactly the same.
I love it Nicole.
Appreciate it babe.
Have a great night. I reckon you're gonna.
Sounds like it's a special night.
One more from Tony.
We're trying to find New Zealand's oldest bra.
I think we might have found it.
Hey, Tony.
Hi, Tony.
Hi.
Tell us, Tony, have you got a really old bra?
Feeling really nervous now.
No, don't be nervous.
She's 26 years old.
She's 26?
Yeah.
God.
That bra's from 1997, Tony. She's pretty old. She's 26? Yeah. God. That bra's from 1997, Tony.
She's pretty old.
Yeah.
She's as old as my kids.
But Victoria's Secret.
Oh, yeah, they do make a good bra.
How do you know that it's 26 years old?
Do you remember where and when you got it?
They come with a birth certificate.
I've got a good number.
They come with a boob. I've got a good number. They come with a boob certificate.
Oh, my gosh.
My sister brought it back from, sorry, from America.
Sorry, America.
Brought it back from America.
So she went over there, did some stuff, brought it back.
And it comes out every now and then.
But, like, you don't want to wash those.
Nah, mate.
That could disintegrate in the washing machine.
It's like the Treaty of Waitangi. That thing is fragile. Oh, mate. That could disintegrate in the washing machine. It's like the Treaty
of Waitangi.
That thing is fragile.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, pretty much.
I've got my everyday ones
but again,
you're not washing
like,
unlike Bree,
you know,
big breasted.
You don't want
to be washing those.
Nah, mate.
They're expensive.
Yeah.
I say,
you should put that bra
in a museum.
Yeah, yeah.
The puppy's going
to call me.
To puppies.
Love it.
Yeah.
I have the matching knickers too.
What?
You still have the matching knickers?
Are they still around?
I never wore them.
I never wore them.
26-year-old knickers is a different proposition.
I was going to say, that's a different conversation, Tony.
Can I just say it's been fascinating for me as someone sitting here
watching the AGM
of the Big Titty Committee today. I've learned
so much. Yes, no, we appreciate
your time. Have you taken minutes
for the meeting? I've been taking minutes. Okay, good.
Just checking.
Thanks, Tony. We appreciate the call. I just need to read
out this text before we move on.
Someone said, my bra is
56 years old.
It came from my grandma, then got handed down to my mum,
and now it's been given to me and will shortly be given to my sister.
Wow.
That bra.
56 years old.
What would that bra look like?
The technology would have been so different.
And if it was white, is it yellow?
Can you imagine the quality
that that... They don't make them
like they used to. They don't make them like they used to.
That bra's made out of Rimu.
Just
made out of thumbtacks and
material.
Yeah. No, that's what
all bras are made out of. Just believe me.
Okay, I believe you.
Bree did something very impulsive yesterday.
What did I do yesterday?
You booked the flights.
No, I haven't booked anything yet.
Have you not booked that?
Nah, I actually did the adult thing.
It wasn't a criticism, the impulsive thing.
No, I don't mind being impulsive sometimes.
I am impulsive sometimes.
But you're not because you haven't done it.
But I'm not at the moment.
I was an adult and made a good decision.
So last minute you've been offered tickets.
I'm booking them tonight though.
You are going to do it.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah.
When they're a day, even a day even more expensive.
Well, I've actually done.
Have you reserved them?
I've done my research, yeah.
Okay.
No, I've reserved.
It's okay.
I've got it under control.
You've been offered last-minute tickets to go and watch the Australian women's soccer team play in a quarterfinal of the World Cup.
Yes.
And you're like, screw it, I'm going.
I literally, so it's been in the works for a couple of days where I didn't know if I was going to be able to get the ticket.
And my good friend was like, I'll be able to tell you by Thursday or Friday.
But she messages me today and she's like,
you wouldn't believe it, but I've got you a ticket.
Wait, she was going to tell you on Friday
if she had a ticket for you to the game on Saturday?
Yeah.
And you were in a different country?
Yeah.
Well, she could have given it to someone else.
Yeah.
But she found out today, messaged me today.
So now I'm in this position where I'm like, do I book last minute flights to fly to Australia
to watch the Matildas in the quarterfinal?
I've got friends in the team.
Yeah.
And it would just be one of the, I mean, they could lose.
They're playing France who are very good.
Who cares?
But it doesn't really matter. Like to be, I'm going I mean, they could lose. They're playing France, who are very good. Who cares? But it doesn't really matter.
Like to be, I'm going to remember that forever.
Yeah.
You know, just to be there.
It would be even more fun because it was impulsive.
And I know it sounds, I do sound, you know,
because I mean, I don't have any kids.
I don't have, I have a bit of disposable income at the moment.
Yeah. So I'm like, do I? Yeah. of disposable income at the moment. Yeah.
So I'm like, do I?
Yeah.
Yes, you do.
Go for it.
Am I ever going to remember the money that I saved or the time that I bought tickets
at the last minute, went over to Australia, watched the Matildas win in the quarterfinals?
As someone who does have children and because of those children has no disposable income
at the moment, can i just say
please go just go yeah yeah i feel like yeah it's one it's one of those moments because it's also
been like the last three years we have not been able to do stuff like that and i am a good saver
yeah i don't know you don't even justify it i it. I don't care if you put it on your credit card.
I don't.
It doesn't matter.
I don't have to.
I would have the money and I am going to go.
I think I'm going to book last minute flights tonight
and I'm going to go.
Stuff it.
Why not?
I thought we could ask people this afternoon,
have you booked an impulsive last minute flight
out of the country?
Because it is something that I have never done.
Have you never done it?
No, no.
I've done it before.
I'm not wired like that.
Even if I was a free agent, I don't think that I'm programmed like that.
Really?
To go, screw it.
I'm just going to go.
I've done things like that before when I've definitely done it for love,
like where love has pushed me to be more spontaneous
and book stuff at the last minute.
Okay.
But I think as I'm getting older, I'm like,
we don't know how long we've got.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
So I may as well, I mean, within reason,
I'm not going to blow all my money, but I may as well, I mean, within reason, I'm not going to blow all my money,
but I may as well go and have the experience and make these memories,
you know, because you just don't know.
Let's see who else is like you and has impulsively booked flights
out of the country at the last minute.
How last minute?
And how good was it?
Could we talk to someone who booked flights on the day?
I'd love to do that.
And not because it was an emergency, because you wanted to go.
Yeah, for a good thing.
For a good thing.
Not for a bad thing.
Yeah.
Because obviously, you know, things happen.
Maybe you'd just gone through a breakup and you were like, you know what?
Stuff it.
I'm out of here.
I'm going to Bali.
Someone text through and said, go.
Trust me.
Just go.
Your best decisions are the ones you don't plan correct i
love that correct oh a hundred dollars at m or text into 9696 inspire some people this afternoon
with your stories of impulsive decision making who's coming to brisbane on saturday i'm gonna
have a few drinks on the plane it's gonna be a great time it's been decided you'll book flights
tonight and you will fly to Brisbane
on Saturday
to watch the Matildas play
on Saturday night
and then you'll fly home
on Sunday.
Yeah.
Fun!
I have lost sight
of doing things
on a whim,
I think.
I always do
the adult thing these days.
I never used to be like that
and I thought,
you know what?
Stuff it.
I'm going.
Life's for living.
I'm going to remember it forever.
And that's why I'm coming too.
Oh, geez.
Well.
Someone call my wife and tell her.
Mate, good luck getting a ticket.
Yeah, I know.
These things are like the golden ticket to the chocolate factory.
I know.
So we've asked you, have you done this?
Have you impulsively booked flights out of the country at last minute?
Georgia's here. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi. How are you guys this? Have you impulsively booked flights out of the country at last minute? Georgia's here.
Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia.
Hi, how are you guys doing? Good, thanks.
Have you done this, impulsively booked a flight? Yes, I
have. I was like sitting at home
and it was like 10 o'clock and I was like, you know what?
Let me fly to Italy tomorrow. So
I booked tickets and flew to Italy at 6am
the next morning. Didn't have accommodation
or anything booked.
Got to Venice and I was like, okay, where has accommodation availability?
And literally just went from there and booked things on the day, on the spot, like buses to save money on accommodation to Florence.
And then I booked the hostel two hours outside of Florence,
took buses, then went to Rome and I did a whole trip literally on the spot.
Georgia, how old were you when you did this?
I'm 28 now.
This was back in 2018.
So I was like, oh, like, how many years ago?
That's five years ago.
Yeah, you were like 23.
Wow.
I'm so impressed.
Like, so impressed.
I'm terrified that that's even possible.
You decided
to go to Italy and eight
hours later you were on the plane to Italy.
Exactly. Do you have a cat
that needs feeding?
Obviously not. I did.
Oh, you did? My parents were able to
take care of me. Who did?
My parents.
Georgia, I wish. Are you still like
that? Are you still that impulsive and that spontaneous?
Yeah, I actually ended up going from there to like Athens and Paris and stuff.
Hey, Georgia, what are you doing tomorrow?
Oh, God, nothing.
I'd do you to fly to China.
I'd do you to fly to China.
If I had the money, I'd do it.
Georgia, do you want to come to Brisbane with me on Saturday?
It'll be a good weekend.
Yeah, you should.
She would go.
Yeah.
She would go.
Georgia, that's impressive.
We appreciate your call.
I love people like that because I just want to be more like that.
I want to be a bit more like that.
No, I love it.
I want to give myself a couple of days to at least pack.
Cassandra's here.
Hi, Cassandra.
Hi, Cass.. Hi, Cass.
Kia ora, guys.
Yours is not much more than that.
You've booked flights out of the country impulsively?
Yes, I have indeed.
I think I was two days out from flight date.
Wow.
And where were you going?
So I had to get from Dunedin to the Gold Coast.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Very impulsive.
My mum and my sister already had their trip booked months in advance.
I hit my mum up and said, oh, where are you guys staying?
She gave me the hotel name.
I said, cool, no worries.
See you there.
Didn't tell them anything.
But I didn't tell them anything, just kind of turned up at their hotel.
But I couldn't leave my flatmate behind as well, so I booked us both tickets.
Oh, I love it.
Good on you, Cass.
That's awesome.
Yes.
Your mum would have been so surprised.
How good?
I wonder if she was good surprised or bad surprised.
Like, was there room for you?
She's like, hey, Cassandra.
Good to see you.
Tony's here.
Hi, Tony.
Hi, Tony. Hey, Brie. Hey, Clint. How are you guys? Good. Thanks, Tony. Tell to see you. Tony's here. Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony.
Hey, Brie.
Hey, Clint.
How are you guys?
Good, thanks, Tony.
Tell us, mate, did you book an impulsive trip?
I did.
So I booked a trip to Singapore for early hours of tomorrow morning to Singapore,
and I booked it three hours ago.
Wait, wait, wait.
You've booked a flight three hours ago ago and you're going to Singapore tomorrow?
That's correct, yes.
I leave just after midnight tonight.
Why?
I just want to get out of the country, you know,
get away from people.
I love you, Tony.
That's awesome.
Wait, Tony, what crime have you committed?
And you need to flee the country urgently.
Or who are you in love with?
Oh, none of that.
It's just, you know, get away from me. What are you going to do in Singapore? What are you going love with? Oh, I don't know that. Get away from me.
What are you going to do in Singapore?
What are you going to do when you're there?
I don't know. I might go to Universal Studios.
Oh, yeah. Singapore's a beautiful
Singapore's awesome, I've heard.
Beautiful place. Yeah.
I can always put Brie in my luggage or
Clint in my luggage and you guys can come with me.
Kane, I'll go to
Brisbane first and then fly to Singapore after that. Tony? Can I ask, Tony, how much are flights to Singapore if you guys can come with me for a while. Kane, I'll go to Brisbane first and then fly to Singapore after that.
Can I ask, Tony,
how much are flights to Singapore
if you want to leave tomorrow?
So I paid about $1,000 each way,
so about two grand all up.
See, it's not crazy.
Yeah.
If you've got the money,
it's not crazy.
He goes tonight.
He booked it three hours ago.
That bit is crazy.
Yeah, right.
Hey, have fun, Tony.
That's impressive, man.
Thanks for sharing. No dramas, guys. Call us when you get back. Yeah, right. Hey, have fun, Tony. That's impressive, man. Thanks for sharing.
No dramas, guys.
Call us when you get back.
Yeah, we'd love to hear how it went.
Definitely will.
Okay, sounds good.
I said call in and inspire us with your stories.
I'm just not wired like that.
What about this one?
I was dropping friends at the airport,
and on the way there, I decided to go with them.
Bought tickets at the airport.
We went to Samoa to watch Joseph Parker's fight.
How did you even have your
passport? Oh, that's a good question.
You know, do you just keep it? If you're that sort of person
you just have to keep it on you. It's in the glove box.
You'd have to be ready to go at all times.
That and the little headphone
adapter for the aeroplane.
Yeah, they're the two essentials.