ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th December 2024

Episode Date: December 9, 2024

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Brie and Clint. They're all the same. ZM's Brie and Clint. Dullabalaba everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Oh, look who's finally come back to the station, eh? After your relaxing holiday on your Disney cruise, you're finally back. I'm back. I've still got a pina colada that I'm sipping on. I've basically just stepped off the boat.

Because I got one of those jumbo cups that you get on the cruise ship. So free refills, you know? Oh, that sounds bloody nice. Jeez, how was it? Oh, my God. You know how people make fun of cruising? They're like, oh, I'd hate to be on a cruise. I think I'm a cruiser.

I think I now am a cruise holiday guy. It was so good. It's so good, Brie. I always knew you were a cruiser. Wait, I now am a cruise holiday guy. It was so good. It's so good, Brie. I always knew you were a cruiser. Wait, is that a term that I don't understand? No, moving on. What's on the show today, guys? Oh, a big show planned.

I've been cruising with my family. Does that make it worse? Yeah, that makes it a whole lot worse, I think. A whole lot worse. I'm sure we'll hear, are we going to hear more about that in the show later? Yeah, we will. Yeah, yeah, totally.

I'll give you the rundown on the cruise. It'll be good. The rundown on the cruise. Also, we're going to do tradie versus lady to kick off the show. As per you. What's the score? I haven't been tuned in for a week. Did the tradies get up?

The score is 100 to the tradies, 108 to the ladies. So there's 10 games left for the year. It's still doable. It's still doable, but they can only afford to drop ladies. So there's 10 games left for the year. It's still doable. It's still doable, but they can only afford to drop two. That's correct. It's going to be tight. It's going to be very tight. I've maintained this whole year I don't care who wins,

but I'll use a bit of negative reinforcement. I don't think you want it bad enough, tradies. I don't think you want it, you know? Well, they're going to have to come and grasp it from the ladies' cold, dead hands because an eight-point lead is decent, but is it enough? I guess we're going to find out.

If you're keen to play, call us now. 0800-DIAL-ZM. We need a tradie and a lady to play with us. Fifty bucks cash for the winner. It's tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go.

I was going to say, we've done our dash with that wicked rendition we did a couple of weeks ago. Do you mean we've done our dasher? And prancer. And vixen. This is Tradie versus Lady. We're bracing. The scores are close.

There are 10 games left for the year. The Tradies are behind by eight. So there is a mathematical chance the tradies could still pull off a win for the year. Of course, this year is the decider, Bree. Year one went to the tradies. Year two went to the ladies. This is year three. It all comes down to this year, the deciding year, and it's bloody close.

Okay, let's meet our tradies and ladies. Our lady is calling us from no, I can't see. You'll have to do it. Our lady's calling us from Timaru. She's 34 and she's a crazy mum of four. Welcome to the show, Katie. Hi guys, how are we? We're good, Katie.

Have you ever played tradie versus lady before? No, but we listen every day. My daughter's absolutely obsessed with listening to you guys. So she's funny. I'm on the phone with you. Oh my God, listen every day. My daughter's absolutely obsessed with listening to you guys. I'm on the phone with you. Oh my God, that's amazing. What's your daughter's name? Aurora. Aurora. Shout out. We love

you as well. I've got it now. Our tradie is calling from Dunedin. He's 32 and he loves Lego. Welcome to the show, Jared. G'day, Jared. How we doing, team? Very well. What's your biggest Lego construction to date? Probably a remote control Volvo dump truck. What?

Whoa, not what I was expecting you to say. No, I thought you were going to say like the Millennium Falcon. Oh, no, that's on the wish list, but no, not one of those. Okay. Good man. Okay, Jared, your buzz is tradie. Katie, your lady, the first of three correct answers wins. Tradie versus lady.

Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. What are elephants' tusks made of? Tradie. Yes. Katie. That was Jared.

Just got in there. Ivory. Ivory. That is correct. Nice work, Jared. One to the tradies. Question number two. Who is the main character in the Wicked musical?

Lady. Yes, Katie. Is it the Glendida or however you say her name? Oh. No, it's not Glenda, but close. Jared, do you want to have a guess? It's a green lady, isn't it? Honestly, I would not even know.

No, that's alright We can buzz you out Elphaba is who we were looking for Elphaba, would you have accepted that bloody green lady if she'd said that, Brie? Ah, potentially Potentially You were close, Katie, you were close

No points there. Question number three Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song Yes, Katie Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. K.R. Trini. Yes, Katie. Katie, lady. Sabrina Carpenter.

No. Katie, I love your chaotic energy. Unfortunately, it's not Sabrina. I was a crazy number four. Jared, you got a new idea? Yeah. No, I No good. We were looking for Taylor Swift. No points there again.

We move on to question number four. Still one to the tradies. What is the chemical symbol for oxygen? Tradie. Yes, Jarrod? O2, zero two. Oh, I'm not going to give it to you. It's just zero.

Unfortunately, we move on. Question number five. Another trailer has been released for Snow White. Name one of the seven dwarves. Trady. Yes, Jared. Dopey. Yes, Dopey is one of the dwarves.

I'll give it to you. Two to the tradies. We move on to question number six. You need this one, Katie, to stay in it. What does it mean if an animal is a herbivore? Tradie. Jared for the win. They eat plants.

He's got it. That's the win? That is the win. That's it. Here we go, tradies. Here we go, tradies. Here we go, tradies. Jeez, Jared, it needed to happen, mate, for the tradies to stay in it. You had to do it and you did it, so well done.

I felt the pressure. I felt the pressure. Hey, crazy mum, you did a great job as well. Thank you so much. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Appreciate it, guys. Chaotic game for a Monday, but the tradies pulled through,

taking them to 101, Clint. Bree and Clint. If you listen to this show, you would know that this year I've joined a trivia team, a quiz night team, and I go sporadically on Tuesday nights, Clint, to my trivia team night. Going sporadically sounds like you go real hard. I know it's not what it means, but it sounds like,

damn, I'm going to go sporadic tonight. Absolutely sporadic. Man, I was absolutely sporadic last night. I was all over the place. It was crazy. Shout out to the Birkenhead accountants. That's our trivia name. But the other night, last Tuesday.

Disappointing. Sorry, I know you didn't come up with it. Disappointing quiz team name for a team of funny people. Like it's all comedians on the team, isn't it? Yeah, but I think that's the irony in it. Oh, is it? Maybe. I don't know.

I wasn't there when they came up with the name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't mind it. I think it's quite funny because everyone would just be like, oh, the bloody accountants have won again. Smarty pantses. Anyway, one of the guys in our team, he's one of the best quizzers I've ever seen.

He knows how to quiz this guy. Yeah. And the other night, as you do, we started exchanging the most crazy facts that we just know off the top of our heads. Okay. And we were seeing if the other people in the group knew the facts that we were just remembering off the top of our heads.

A good fact base is like having a party trick, hey, because you can just whip it out and impress people on the spot. A hundred percent, especially if people haven't heard the fact. That's when you know you're onto a winner. Oh, no, that's the only time the fact's impressive. If they've heard the fact, they're like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I know that. Everyone knows that.

Yeah, I know that one. Do you want to hear the fact that I whipped out? Yeah. That impressed everyone, which I felt quite smart because everyone is definitely smarter in that team than me. Before you bring it out, is this your fact or did you go and get a fact so you could keep up with the

others in the quiz team? No, so I had this fact off the top of the dome. Okay, good. Okay? So this is the fact that I brought to the table. I said, did you guys know that the term bucket list was only coined

in the 2000s for that movie, The Bucket List. And it wasn't from like the 1800s. Like that's a new thing. And the look on their faces were like, are you serious? No one knew. No one knew it. You and I spend way too much time together.

Is that the fact you brought to the table today? I have written down because you've asked me to come to the show with my craziest fact. Here's what I've written, word for word from the top of my head. The term bucket list did not exist before the movie Bucket List with Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson came out in 2007. We really do spend way too much time together. My other fact was that bald eagles mate in mid-air.

That's the fact that I've always trotted out. But I thought, if I'm going to broadcast this fact, maybe I should fact check myself after 20 years of sharing the fact. It's bull crap. It's not true. There are no birds that mate in mid-flight. It doesn't exist. It would be quite difficult.

Yeah, nigh on impossible. But I always figured if they can refuel planes while they're still flying, that a bald eagle can figure out how to get it in while flying as well, you know? Yeah, I mean, you know. It's the same physics. It's the same...

Yes, exact same physics. It makes sense. Yeah, yeah. It makes sense. Line it up, whack it in, and away you go. And fill her up, and then off you go. And you're done. You're good to go. Do you want to hear the other fact that was shared at the table which everyone was kind of like oh that's crazy yes please is the fact that the the swimming stroke freestyle

you can actually do any stroke or anything in a race of freestyle because it's not the actual stroke. The stroke that everyone does, I think, is called the something crawl. Right. I didn't know it had a name, but yeah. Yeah. It's actually not called the freestyle, but everyone does that stroke because people think it is the fastest. Yeah.

It blows my mind every Olympics that if some guy was like super good at backstroke. He could do it. During the freestyle, he super good at backstroke. He could do it. During the freestyle, he could be doing backstroke. He could do whatever he wants. You could do freestyle. It also gives me hope that there is another stroke out there that we haven't invented yet that could be even faster. Yeah, it could be.

We just don't know what it is yet. There must be more than four strokes, you know? Yeah, there's got to be. There must be more than four strokes, you know? Yeah, there's got to be. There must be more than four ways to swim. There was a guy, an Aussie swimmer back in the 2000s called Michael Clem, and he, in the freestyle, I think it was either the 100 or the 50 metre, he used to do the butterfly kick instead of the freestyle kick, or the, sorry, the front crawl kick because he was faster doing it like that.

Yeah, how good. Crazy. Do you want to get some facts in? Seeing as you and I had the exact same fact, I feel like we need to broaden our fact base. Yeah, I feel like we do, but here's the key. I don't want people to Google stuff. I want you to give us the best, most crazy fact

that you have off the top of the dome. It's got to come from inside your brain right now. And I reckon we can provide a service to people. You give us your craziest fact, and while you're broadcasting it, Claudia will fact check you. Yeah, it's a great idea. Yeah. That's a good idea.

Because what if you've been telling your bald eagle mating mid-air fact for your entire adult life, and then you found out it's not true? Yeah. You know, what if you find that out live on the radio? That'd be good radio. We can all find out together. Oh, $800 at M or text 9696. We want to know the craziest fact that lives inside your head.

Okay? You must know it off by heart. Bree and Clint. What is the craziest fact that you use to impress people but it has to come straight off the top of the dome? It has to be in your mind. You just have to know this fact off by heart. I said before we were going to fact-check facts.

I feel like they might suck a bit of the joy out of it if we fact-check them. Why don't we just take people at their word? What do you say, Brie? I agree. I think ignorance is bliss and just keep living your life spitting out fake BS. Why not? Just as long as it's not an election or anything like that, who cares if it's true or not?

Like this fact right here. You burn more calories eating a raw carrot than the carrot has. Wow. That's wild. That's pretty good. Same as celery, I heard. Celery's just water, isn't it? Yeah, literally just water.

Firm water. Another one that's coming in. This one came in quite a bit, actually. Turtles can breathe through their buttholes. Yeah, I've heard that quite a lot, too. Someone told me when I was at Intermediate that they could breathe through their butthole and that that's why they could stay out of the water for so long. And I spent a good afternoon trying to learn how to do it.

God, I'd love to be able to do that. Imagine. Just me. Just imagine me in the Rotorua Aquatic Centre pools, face down, and just butt cheeks sticking out. I have togs on, obviously, but just butt cheeks sticking out above the water. No, well, you couldn't have togs on because it'll compromise your airway. I'd be like waterboarding yourself through the butthole, wouldn't I?

It'd be a compromise. You'd be butthole. Butthole waterboarding. Yeah. Let's talk to Anne-Marie on 0800. Hi, Anne-Marie. Hi, Anne-Marie. Hi, Anne-Marie. Hi, how are you?

Good, thank you, mate. Come on, blow our minds. What's the craziest fact that you know off by heart? That peanuts grow underground and not on trees. What? Yeah. You dig peanuts up? Absolutely.

Pretty wild. I feel like I found this out and was also very shocked. To be honest, I never really think about where they come from. I don't think about where any nuts come from. Do other nuts grow on trees? Macadamias do. Yeah, usually. Oh, yeah, walnuts do.

Yeah. Okay, Anne-Marie, you win. Well done. Kayla's here. Hi, Kayla. Hi, Kayla. Hi. Tell us, Kayla, Anne-Marie, you win. Well done. Kayla's here. Hi, Kayla. Hi, Kayla. Hi. Tell us, Kayla, what's the craziest fact you know?

Cat's ears. Each ear has 32 muscles in it. What? A cat's ear? Yes. That's crazy. That thin piece of hairy skin has got 32 muscles in it. Yeah, it's got to do a lot of moving around. Yeah, well they use

it for so many different things. I only realise, you know that little... What are all the things they use them for, Brie? They use it for hearing. They use it to test how small a hole is. Oh no, that's whiskers. That's whiskers. That is whiskers. They use

it for to be stealth. Oh yeah, okay. And to keep their sunglasses up. That is whiskers. They use it for... To one thing? To be stealth. Oh, yeah, okay. And to keep their sunglasses up. Yep, sunglasses. Yeah, true, yeah. And for their headphones.

That's where they put their earpods, duh. Someone on the text machine, and I knew this fact, and I feel like the look on everyone's face when they realise this, they're always shocked is that people don't realise chainsaws were originally invented for childbirth. Oh no, that fact's banned.

And don't look up exactly why but I mean if you know you know. No. Yeah. That's a horrendous fact. Oh that's over there. Someone said that a moment No. Yeah. That's a horrendous fact. Oh, that's over there. Okay.

Someone said that a moment is actually a medieval unit of time, which is equal to one and a half minutes. So when you say, give me a moment, you're asking people to give you 90 seconds. Really? We're not fact-checking these. We're just taking them at their will. Yeah, true. We just need to take them as they are. Someone said Lego is the biggest manufacturer of tyres

and there are more trees on the planet than stars in the galaxy. No, don't double fact me. I need time to process them individually. Okay, the first one, Lego is the biggest manufacturer of tyres. Lego tyres, like for Lego cars. Yeah. I find that incredibly hard to believe.

Are you saying there are more Lego cars on the road than there are real cars on the road? No, I don't. I think they mean just like in terms of the magnitude and how many tyres they make for Lego. Yeah. They're the biggest tyre manufacturer in the world. We're not fact checking it. I know we're not fact checking it.

I'm struggling with that one. But okay. And then the other one. Take a leap of faith. There are more. Sorry, my dad's calling me again. Carry on. Does he know what he'd do for a job?

I've been doing these hours for 10 years. And my dad still calls me. He almost exclusively calls me between the hours of 3 and 7. I mean, it's the best time for a yarn. Best time to have a chat. It's the only time he's awake. Tell Asen that you'll call him back. Next fact that I

said is that there are more trees on the planet than stars in the galaxy. That's insane to me. But how do we know that? How do we know how many stars are in the galaxy? Someone said eels are blind. That was Paris Hilton's follow-up single, wasn't it?

Yeah, eels are blind. It was an absolute banger follow-up single, wasn't it? Yeah, Eels Are Blind. It was an absolute banger. Did better than the first one, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There are more people alive today than people who have died in human history. I've heard that one before. I don't need to fact check that one. That one blows my mind.

Yeah, that's crazy. Let's take one more. Let's go to Megan on 0800Dials. Hi, Megan. Hey, guys. How you going? Good, thanks. Do you think you have the fact to end all facts? Oh, maybe.

It's pretty fascinating, but I don't know if it's impressive. Go on, tell us. All right, so the gender of a crocodile is not determined by its chromosome, but by the heat of the egg that it's incubated in. What? So you change the heat on the bloody oven and you get a boy or a girl. You bake a boy or a girl crocodile.

Yeah, no, crazy eggs. What in the world? Imagine if you could do that for people. It's wild. Jump in the spa pool if you want to get a boy. Wow. That is crazy. It's a good fact. Well done. You if you want to get a boy. Wow. That is crazy. It's a good fact.

Well done. You can leave with your head held high. Congratulations. Very good. Some amazing facts coming through on the text machine as well. We will read all of them and take them verbatim, won't we, Clint? Absolutely. No questions asked.

One more call from my dad, but that's coming through on my personal phone, so I'll go and take that. Okay, great. And we'll be back next. Bree and Clint. I want to get into a heated debate this afternoon, Clint, about whether or not shorts are appropriate for the workplace. Okay, what's brought this on?

I saw that apparently GQ magazine, which is, you know, a very well-respected magazine. We're talking about how apparently it's on trend now where people are starting to wear shorts to work. Obviously, professional workplaces like office jobs. ZM. We can definitely wear shorts here, surely. ZM. Vaughan wears shorts here, surely. ZM. Vaughn wears high-vis to work in the mornings.

I think the dress code went out the window quite a long time ago. Yeah. This is going to blow. If that's what GQ says, this is going to blow your mind, Brie. What? I found out from long-time ZM staff member, Soundkeeper Gary, that our company has just rolled out a no shorts in the workplace rule. Are you joking?

Yes. Yes. I don't think it affects us. I think as La Di Da radio presenters, we weren't, yes, I think we weren't given the same mandate. But soundkeeper Gary, notorious short shorts wearer, has, because I said to him the other day, Gary, you're looking very professional. And he goes, yeah, I've been told I'm not allowed to wear shorts in the workplace anymore.

So does that apply to us? For everybody that are presenters? I've got shorts on now. I don't know where the boundary is, guys. Ella's literally wearing shorts. She's freaking out. I know. I've done pot.

You could be on a ridding warning for those shorts. I love shorts. I don't know. You could be on a reading warning for those shorts. I love shorts. I don't know if it's gendered as well because if you say you can't wear shorts, what's the difference between wearing shorts and wearing a skirt in the workplace? That's a bit sexist, isn't it? So many skirts are in and shorts are out. Perfect. I don't know.

All I know is that soundkeeper Gary has been told no more shorts in the workplace. I feel so bad for Gary. I know how happy it made him wearing shorts to the workplace. And I know how that soundkeeper Gary has been told no more shorts in the workplace. I feel so bad for Gary. I know how happy it made him wearing shorts to the workplace. And I know how hot his calves get. They are good calves. They need room to breathe. I know. I know someone that only wears shorts.

They don't wear pants. So what are they going to do? Who's that? We know that person. Yeah, Tick Guy. Tick Guy Liam. Oh, Liam. Yeah, true.

He doesn't wear pants. He doesn't own pants. He doesn't. He doesn't wear pants. He doesn't own pants. He doesn't. He doesn't own pants. He borrows pants for formal occasions. I see an opportunity to be the hero and you know how I love to do that. I might send this article from GQ, Well Respected Magazine,

to the top, the tippity top, to the management and say, look guys, I think you need to review your latest policies on shorts at NZME. Yeah. You're on the wrong side of history, NZME. Yeah, you don't want to be on the wrong side. No.

Yeah, I agree. You don't want to be on the pants side. God, how awkward is this going to be if it was just a rule for Gary? We've blown this wide open now. They just had a meeting and they're like, okay, we've got to do something about Gary's legs, guys. Those things, he needs to put those weapons away. They're hurting the bottom line. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Oh, that's Gigi. Ah, that's Gigi Bree. Clint's leg is cramping up. I just got cramp in my leg. You know the one right in the back? Oh! You know what

that is? What's that? That's too much indulging on the weekend on the Disney cruise. I don't think so. I think it's a lack of electrolytes, isn't it? Yeah, from too much indulging, if you know what I mean. Should we come back to you? This is a real stinger that doesn't usually hold on this long.

It might be, as my mum says, what's that nerve that runs down the back of your leg? Oh, it's my bloody sciatica. Your sciatica nerve. Have I pinched my sciatic nerve? My mum always says, she goes, oh, my sciatica's piling up. Got to go do my stretches. You got to walk it out, my mum says. Walk it out.

I'll walk it out. You get us going on Brian Clint's Real or Fake. This is a game we launched last week where essentially we're going to feel out your vibe, see what you're about, and then based on just your vibe, we're going to guess whether it's real or it's fake. Christmas trees. Teresa is going to go first. Hi, Teresa.

Hi, Teresa. Yeah, hi. All right, Teresa. First of all, any tips for a first. Hi, Teresa. Hi, Teresa. Yeah, hi. All right, Teresa. First of all, any tips for a bad cramp, Teresa? Yeah, good massage. Ooh. I like the sound of that.

Are you offering? No, but he can do mine because I actually do have a sciatica. You and me both, babes. Yes, Teresa. You do me, I'll do you. Oh, that sounds great. I'll watch. Oh, you watch? Oh, my God, don't do you Oh that sounds great Oh you watch, oh my god Don't do threesomes

Oh Teresa's a bit of fun She is a bit of fun Which makes me think What does that tell us about her Christmas tree habits Makes me think she You know she's a woman that likes to go to the different parties She's social She's this and that

Which means she's more a fake Christmas tree because she doesn't have the time or the energy to put into a real one. She won't do a threesome, but will she fake it? That's what we need to figure out. I think she does. I agree with you, Bree. I reckon, Teresa, in your lounge right now, we're looking at a fake Christmas tree.

Oh, bugger. How did you know that? Yeah! No shame in it. No shame in it. No shame in it, Teresa. I'm a fakey. You know, I'm a fake man. Yeah.

Some things are good to fake. Have you always faked it, Teresa? Oh, sure have, love. Hard to tell, though, eh, Teresa? Hard to tell. I'm just as good as the real thing, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

See you for that message soon. She's on the naughty list, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. See you for that message soon. She's on the naughty list, Teresa. Let's go to Ella on 0800 dials the dim. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi. Now, tell me. All right, let's clean this up.

Yeah. It's all innuendo. It's fine. Ella, would you say you're on the naughty or the nice list for Santa this year? Maybe naughty. Ooh. Okay. When did the Christmas tree go up?

Ella, how long has it been up? It's not up yet. It's not up yet? Oh, it's got to be real then, surely. Oh, you're a rule breaker. The number one rule of Brie or Clint's real or fake is you've got to have a tree up. So we've got to predict what type of tree you're going to put up.

We'll let it slide this time. We'll let it slide. I'm going to say it's real. No, standards are slipping, Brie. If I don't call it, what next? Ella, we're going to lock in real. It's going to be a fake tree. Yeah, see, this is what happens.

This is what happens. Thank you, Ella. Merry Christmas. Thanks, Ella. And you know what? You're correct. You are on the naughty list this year. Yeah, you are naughty.

You broke the rules. Technically, it is up. It's just not decorated yet. Okay. She's got some technicality. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Let's go to Hayley on 0800 dials at M. She's got some technicality. Merry Christmas. Let's go to Hayley on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Hayley.

Hi, Hayley. Hey, how are you guys going? Good, thanks. You've got an erect tree, don't you, Hayley? Of course, always. Have you put decorations on it? Yes, there are. What size?

Less this year, actually. Less this year. Mum wanted it to look more like a shop. You go minimalist. Less this year. Mum wanted it to look more like a shop. You go minimalist. Yes. Once your kids get older, you can go minimalist. When you've got little kids, it's just like a farmer's store threw up on your tree. Just throw some bloody tinsel on it and be done with it.

That's literally what it's almost like. In a string of lights. Hayley, you don't have to tell us in feet, but is the Christmas tree taller or shorter than you? Taller. I have a question. Hayley, whereabouts in the country are you calling from? It depends how precise you want to go. North Island and the Waikato.

Okay. I want extra precise. I want down to the town. Yeah. It's a very small little local te aroha. Okay. Small local town. I can't think how much forestry there is in te aro town. Yeah. Oh, it's a very small little local tearoja. Okay, small local town. I can't think how much forestry there is in tearoja. Yeah, is there anywhere that Hayley could go out and cut a tree down herself?

Are you near Kawaro, Hayley? Oh, gosh, I don't know. Not near enough to steal a tree, eh? No. She's got a fake tree, Bree. She's got a fake tree. Oregon's fake. Let's lock in fake. Hayley, you've got a fake Christmas tree. Yeah, you're No. She's got a fake tree, Bree. Oregon's fake. Let's lock in fake.

Hayley, you got a fake Christmas tree. Yeah, you're right. We brought it back in the end. We're so good at this. It's real trees that people can get. But I've got a family member allergic, so we can't. Oh, yeah, that is a thing, isn't it? It is, yeah. My dog's been drinking all the water out of the bottom

of it, so it's already dying. The dog or the tree, yeah. My dog's been drinking all the water out of the bottom of it, so it's already dying. The dog or the tree? Both. My dog's just turned 17, so we look after him. Oh, bless. 17? 17, yeah. Wow. God, he's going to be getting a good Christmas meal this year. Whatever he wants.

He's the king of the family, that one. Thanks for calling, Hayley. Merry Christmas, Toto. have a good one, guys. Thanks, sir. Good chatting. Bye. Two from two when we were playing to the rules. Yes.

I'm going to call that 100% victory. I'm going to say it's 100%. We lock it in. Will we play again? Who knows? Maybe. Definitely will. We've got nine more shows to fill.

Next. We are tired nine more shows to fill. Next. We are tired. You know what's harder than coming up with a gift for somebody, I believe, is coming up with an idea of a gift for yourself. When people say, what do you want for Christmas? I hate this question. Yeah. So next, we're going to give you some ideas of what you could get people for Christmas

or what you could ask people to get you for Christmas. I thought you were going to say of what people could get us. Bree and Clint from The Bree and Clint Show. And here's our PO box if you'd like to send them through. You do whatever you want with the information. We can't stop you buying us gifts. Bree and Clint. Christmas is coming.

I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet, but my wife has, so I'm sure we'll be okay. I find the hardest part about Christmas is not thinking of gifts to get other people. That will eventually sort itself out. I find the hardest bit... Because your wife will do it? Yeah, correct. The hardest bit for me is when someone says,

let me know what you are thinking you'd like for Christmas. Usually mum, or like us, when we do our show Secret Santa. Which, by the way, are we doing it? Are we doing our show Secret Santa? Yeah, go on. I guess we are. Okay. Shotgun Claudia.

Why? I don't know. What do I want? Well, this is what we're about to find out. Shotgun Ella. Shotgun Brie. Oh, wait. I hit you last year.

I can't pick you. Oh, I want you. You give such good presents. I thought we could help people this afternoon because we're quite a diverse group. And if we say the things that we want for Christmas, it could give you ideas of what you could tell other people what you want for Christmas.

Not a bad idea. So what I've done is I've pigeonholed everybody. I've labelled you. I've boxed you into a category. That's exactly what I wanted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Myself in a box. Maybe you relate to these personality archetypes.

Like Bree, you are our quintessential millennial homeowner girly. Okay, that's you. I thought you were going to say something else then. Me too. She's young, cool, and she's got a mortgage. So, Bree. Yes. What do you want for Christmas?

Fireworks. No, you don't want fireworks. But like the real heavy duty ones. Like an emergency flare. You never know. I knew you weren't going to take this seriously. Okay, fine. I'll take it seriously, all right?

You're meant to be helping people this seriously. Okay, fine. I'll take it seriously, all right? You're meant to be helping people right now. Okay, okay. But, okay, this is what I actually do genuinely want to know what I've asked for for Christmas. Okay. I've asked for a new hair straightener. Yeah. Because my Cloud 9 has served me well,

but it's about, I want to say, 10 years old. Yeah, that's about the cutoff point. Yep. So I really need a new hair straighter. I would love that. I really, really badly want those sandals from Doc Martens. Oh, those real grunty ones. Yeah.

The ones that look like if you were an emo in the Roman Empire, that's what you'd wear. Yeah, it's like Roman Empire meets emo and it's Doc Martens and they just look like a real cool sandal. I wanted that to be my summer sandal. Okay. And I think always, always happy with a new pair of sunnies. New pair of sunnies.

And they don't have to be like expensive ones. No, can you give sunnies as a Christmas? Sunnies are so personal. Can you buy other people sunnies? See, I have one of those faces. What, that can wear any sunglasses? All sunglasses suit me. Me too, actually.

Okay, good. We're going to Claudia next. And I've decided to label you the newly single millennial. That's you. So if you're a newly single millennial going into summer. Yeah, listen up. About to have your hot girl summer. What do you want?

This is what you want for Christmas. Claude? I'm entering my glow up era. I'm in my focus on myself era. Yes, yes. So I'm in like health, mind and body mode. So honestly, anything to do with the beach because I just want to lie face down in the sand for the next month.

I want like... You need to turn or else you need to even that out. Yeah, yeah. We're going to get you an egg timer. Some burnt cheeks. I want one of those and they're literally like $2 from Kmart. Do you know those little whizzy things that you have that mix up your drinks? Oh, yeah.

The little whizzer on a stick. They look fun. Brie wanted a new Cloud 9 and you wanted an electric whisk. Yeah, I want to start making like yum iced coffees and like gummy drinks. I'm glad I got you for Secret Santa because I've got about four of those. Oh, perfect. Okay, anything else? Pre-workout.

Yeah, pre-workout, protein. You want some pre-workout supplement? No, you don't. Okay. Let's go to Ella. She's our Gen Z girlie. Ella, what do you want for Christmas? Okay, I'm going to go quick and fast.

Oh, my God. Have you written a list? Yeah. I love that for you. Okay, ready? Here we go. I want a hair curler, cramper. I'd like plants, massage, abs, jewelry, rocking chair,

an inflatable pool toy to lie in. Inflatable? You want abs in an inflatable? She lost me at cramper. What? Crimper Shut up I get nervous when I talk

Because you get mad at me if I talk too long She wants a hair cramper A hair cramper in an inflatable pool I like the rocking chair though Thank you A rocking chair I would love Or my baby

Well my mum When I was a baby She sat on a rocking chair I want that reupholstered Oh that's nice That'd be really cool That's cute You were meant to be our Gen Z baby, she sat on a rocking chair. I want that reupholstered. Oh, that's nice. That'd be really cool. That's cute. You were meant to be our Gen Z and you want a Boomer rocking chair.

Yeah. To read on? Hers was definitely a different age group, but I feel like that is Gen Z. Okay, thanks. Thank you, Ella. Thank you for turning to Gen Z. And then me. Our typical millennial dad.

Hot, cool, young guy. I think really old. Boomer. Maybe like wrinkle-free serum. Hold on, wait. Let me guess what Clint wants. Oh, I'd love a jersey, an all-black jersey. Or another one.

Some DC-10 running out. And I've been loving those car magazines because I want to look into some cars that I probably will never buy. Some more stuff for the home gym that I haven't touched in three months. Yeah, nice. Oh, some more Dan Carter perfume.

I've been thinking about fishing. I want a boat. Yeah. A boat. Let's get him a boat. Yeah, I do want a boat, but it needs to be an inflatable boat if you're going to get me a boat. I still don't get where I went wrong there.

Inflatable Ella. Yes, right. Have you been drinking again? Yeah. That's a good amount. This is How Many. Ella invented it. It's where you win if you have the most something.

And Alex is going to give it a go. Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. 50 KFC chicken dollars is on the line, and the rules are simple. Ella, what are they? Basically, we are going to share today's topic of how many, da-da-da-da-da, do you have.

You need to have the most of today's topic. Alex, I'll tell you that in a second, and then you get to choose who to go head-to-head against and hopefully have more of today's topic. Alex, I'll tell you that in a second, and then you get to choose who to go head-to-head against and hopefully have more of today's topic. Does that make sense, everyone? Makes sense. Everyone, yes. Okay, fantastic. Alex, today...

Oh, and Bree, Clint, Cordia, you don't know this either. Today's topic is how many Christmas presents have you bought so far? In my life? I just gave the answer away before. Well, if you were listening, Alex,

you might have an advantage. But that could include Secret Santas, obviously presents for family, friends, white elephants if you're doing that at work. Gifts for myself. Gifts for yourself. Black Friday, that could be a Christmas present for yourself. Alex, do you have an answer to that?

Yes. How many? 16. 16? 16? You've purchased 16 Christmas presents so far? Uh-huh. Do you have kids, Alex?

I do. I've got two. There you go. Makes sense. Impressive. I'm not playing this, but I have two. So you're doing better than me. Who are you going to go up against?

Clint, Brie, or Claudia? Brie. You're going to go head to head against Brianna. Brie is a notoriously good gifter. She is. Gifting is kind of her thing. Claudia and I were at a house on Friday, and we saw Christmas presents under the tree,

so she does have some. Heads of presents, too. Are you sure, Alex? No. Why are we trying to double bluff you? That's what you want to work out. Yeah, we could be bluffing. We could be bluffing.

I am notoriously a great gift giver. You are. She loves giving. I love it. She listens. I'm going to hope that she thinks so much about it that she hasn't got quite that many yet. Okay. Okay.

All right, Clint. She's crippled by the thought. Okay, sure. Clint, how many do you have? So you're eliminating me. You're eliminating me, Alex. If you had gone with me, you would have won. I have bought zero Christmas presents so far.

That's shocking. It was a sure thing, Alex. But that's okay. That's fine. That's okay. That doesn't mean Bree has bought more than 16. You've also eliminated Claudia. How many have you bought?

Even though I have a Secret Santa this Thursday, I have bought zero. Zero. She's focusing on herself. She's focusing on herself. I guess so. Alright Brianna, that leaves it to you and Alex to go head to head. How many Christmas presents do you have? Alex, as you heard from Ella, she was at my

house. There is presents under the tree. Wrapped as well. I have, I will confirm, bought gifts. I've wrapped them. I'm organised. When it comes to the number gifts. I've wrapped them. I'm organised. When it comes to the number of gifts I've bought so far for Christmas, that would be nine. You've taken it out, Alex.

Well done. Congratulations, Alex. 16 to nine. Oh, that was a good win too. You went for the riskiest option there. But you know, no risk, no reward. Congrats. We're going to get you 50 KFC chicken dollars for Christmas.

Congratulations. Amazing. Thank you, guys. Bree and Clint. It's time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. You give us the birthdays, we'll do the banging.

That's birthday banger. Number one songs when you turn 16. Hi, Kate. Merry Christmas. Hi, Kate. Hi, how are you? Merry Christmas and happy birthday. Oh, thank you very much.

For a couple of months ago. What is your exact birthday, Kate? 11th of September, 1990. All right, that means you're 16. 9-11, baby. She is too. 16, though, in 2006. And here's your birthday bang.

Justin Timberlake, sexy back. I feel like it sums up Kate perfectly. Sorry for yelling 9-11, baby, at you. That was a bit unfair. Oh, no, a lot of people say that I'm used to it now. I'm sure you love it, Kate, perfectly. Sorry for yelling 9-11, baby, at you. That was a bit unfair. Oh, no, a lot of people say that. I'm used to it now. I'm sure you love it, Kate. You would have had it every birthday, every birthday since 2001. Yep, yep, correct.

Worst birthday ever, am I right? Let's go to Tim on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Tim. Hello, Tim. Hello, how's it? What have you been up to for your weekend, Tim? Not too much. at him. Hi, Tim. Hello, Tim. Hello, how's it? What have you been up to for your weekend, Tim? Not too much, just cleaning up around the house

pretty much. Oh, good on you, Timmy. What is your date of birth, mate? 19 and 12 88. Oh, it's coming up. Happy birthday for next week. You were 16 in 2004 and this is your birthday bag. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. Oh and this is your birthday banger. Oh, yeah.

Oh, this is so 2004. You into it, Tim? Yeah. Oh, Tim. He's quite into it, I think. I think he's into it. All right, wait there. We're going to do Ryan's birthday banger last.

G'day, Ryan. G'day, Rizey. G'day. What have you been up to for your weekend, Ryan? Oh, I just had a bit of a, what's it called? A pre-Christmas catch-up with the boys. But yeah, pretty long weekend, that's for sure. Hey, Ryan, did you and the

lads send it on the weekend? Yeah, probably a little bit too hard to be fair, but that's alright. We've got to get it out of the way early before Christmas. You've got to do it. You've got to do it, right? Get that out of your system. Yeah.

No family wants people going out on Christmas Eve and pushing the boat out and then they're a sack of poo-poos on Christmas, you know? Exactly. Yeah. And you don't want to be hung over at those events either, you know? No. That's what I mean, Ryan.

You do it everyone else a favour, okay? You did it for your family, right? You did. That's what you've got to keep in mind. That is millennial math right there. Hey, Ryan, what is your birthday, mate? My birthday is the 10th of the 4th, 91. All right.

That means you were 16 in 2007. And we've done the calculations. This was at the top. Oh, what a song! Bagger! From Silverchair. Yeah, I must say, I like the other two, to be fair. But hey, it's still a great song, I think.

But hey, we'll see how it goes. Three baggers. It was the last great Silverchair song. It was, eh? Yeah. It's still a great song, I think. But hey, we'll see how it goes. Three baggers. It was the last great silver chair song. It was, eh? Yeah. And it's a very good song. But is it the song for this moment right now, Brie? Is it the song that people need at 5.30 on a Monday this close to Christmas?

What do you think? For me, it's between straight lines and sexy back, which is how it was on Saturday night as well. I joke. I digress. I'm going sexy back, JT. Well, for me, it's between straight lines and drop it like it's hot. Is it?

Yeah. And I'm going drop it like it's hot. Okay. We're going to have to go to Claudia for the final decision. Claudia, what's it going to be? All three back on the table when we can't decide. It's all up to you. I'm going to do what I think is the right choice,

and there's one common denominator which we all want. So I'm going against both of you, and we're going to play straight lines. I like it. I like that from you, Claudia. Whoa, she made the decision that neither of us could. But you're happy, right? I'm happy. I'm very happy.

Birthday banger, Brianne Clint, you're on ZM. Breathing from a hole in my lung. I had no one. Brian Clint. Tune. And you never hear it anymore. That is the winner of birthday banger today from Silverchair. It's Straight Lines from the year 2007.

You're on ZM with Brian Clint. That was great. That was great. That was great. Absolute banger. Have I ever told you my silver chair story? You've told it. I know it off by heart. But, I mean, like I said, we never play it.

So, please, tell us your silver chair story. You know what? I want to test the audience. If someone knows my silver chair story and they can text it through the gist, then we'll find them some KFC. We'll find you some KFC chicken dollars. There's only one point to your silver chest. There's literally one point to it. And if you just text that through, then I'll hook you up with some KFC.

Just before we get into our next thing, did anybody correctly guess your silver chest story, Bree? Yes. There was one person on the text machine that correctly guessed it. And Ella, could you please hook that person up with some KFC, please? I will. They did question me on the story and said that it can't be true because Daniel Johns doesn't have a sister.

And then I literally in my mind second guessed. Your story. Your silver chair story. Yeah. And I was like, wait, did that girl lie to me? Was it not true? And then turns out, yeah, he does have a sister and she did

drive me home, yeah. Oh, thank God. Story will be real. Thank God. That's the best story I've got. Nick, no, now Spotify Wrapped is out. We get data about the Bree and Clint podcast on Spotify Wrapped too. They send us like a breakdown of it all and I was digging into it and here's some interesting information. Our podcast, Bree, is listened to in 53 different countries around the world.

Yeah, that's crazy, eh? I didn't know there was 53 countries. With Wi-Fi. Yeah. The average Bree and Clint listener is between 25 and 44, but not exclusively. We have older and we have younger as well, but the lion's share of our audience. We welcome everyone of all ages.

25 and 54, absolutely. But the most shocking bit to me was this fact. There is one episode of our podcast, the Brian Clint podcast this year, that was streamed 908% more than the average episode. That's crazy. 908% more than the average. So my mind straight away goes to who was the big time celebrity that we had on? Was there a big scandal?

Like what was the reason? Was it our big Ariana Grande Wicked interview? Was it something like that? I know it wasn't that because it was before that. The day was April 19, 2024. And this morning, I set producer Claudia the job of investigating. Claudia. Hello.

Hello, detectives. You have access to the run sheets for the show. You can see what we did on that day. You've got access to all the audio. You make the show. You can see what we did on that day. You've got access to all the audio. You make the podcast. Have you managed to find out what was so good about the Bree and Clint show on ZM on the 19th of April this year?

Was Clint away? No, he wasn't. Was either of us away? No, you were both there. But I will say you were both away the week after. So I wonder if people missed you that week and then just went back to listen to the most recent thing. But the way that I grab all my audio,

I save it down and then I write little notes to myself. Very organised. Yeah, these are the things that I noticed while I was going through everything. So as we do every day, we kick off with Tradie vs Lady. And we had this great tradie that day. His name is Joel. I don't know if you remember him. He sounds like this.

You're on a roll here, Joel. That rhymes. I'm the mole who lives in a hole. Let's take a poll on that. So good banter from Joel. Yeah, good stuff from Joel. That's good. But is it 908% better than your regular Brian Clint show?

I don't know. I'd say no. I'd say no too. Unless Trady Joel has a lot of friends that all wanted to listen to Joel on the radio. There was, as we do every day, we take a lot of callers and we had this amazing woman who I wrote in my notes. Her name is Sassy Kelly

and she sounded like this. Kelly's here. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi. I went to, yeah, you go. No, no, I was going to ask you. I'll let you talk.

No, no, no. Sassy Kelly. Sassy Kelly. I love her. But again, I don't think that's what did it. No, that doesn't sound like enough to do it to me either. No, no. 908% better than any other Brian Clint episode.

Needs to be something big. I'll draw your attention to the fact that April 19th was a Friday. And what do we do every Friday? Friday-oke. Friday-oke. So maybe it was this. Oh, I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies. For B.

Not our worst. What did Bree sound like? Sounded like this. Oh, no. Not our worst, what a breeze sounded like Sounded like this I beg to dream And differ from the hollow lies Not our worst I don't know if that's going to bring in the people though No, I don't know

You were talking before that maybe it was a big celebrity get Yeah So I have gone through everything And we did have a very significant person on the show that day. The Prime Minister? No. Mama Dai. Better than the Prime Minister. It's got to be Mama Dai. Not just Mama Dai.

We also had Big Steve. Oh! The duo! And even better, I think this is what did it. Mama Dai and Big Steve were both in the country. They were doing work at Bree's house and the pure sexual energy of

Big Steve with a chainsaw. I think that's what did it. It sounded like this. Has he got his chips? Here we go. Did you hear that at all? Yeah, we heard it.

That's it. That's the only explanation. It's got to be it. The sexual magnetism of my dad on a chainsaw. That's got to be it. Well, it's good we know now, Brie. 2025, we need more mum, more dad, and more chainsaws. And more chaps. We need Mama Di and Big Steve to do a chainsaw routine together.

Whenever there's a dip in ratings, we just ring Steve and he just says, run, run, run. You hear that? Hey, you want some more of that? Well, there you go. Give people what they want. It's Radio 101. Thanks, Claudia. Great investigation. No worries. Let's do it again next year.

Very well done. There was an article that was released today talking about the most notable quotes according to the University Yale. University Yale? University? University Yale. University Yale? University?

University Yale? Yale University? Yale University, yeah. I knew there was something wrong. You know when there's something off? Okay, you and I don't go there. We've never been to University Yale. What should we know?

I've never heard of it. I've never bloody heard of the place. Harvard, that's a place I've heard of. Yeah, we're more Warnnanga people, so yeah, fair enough. Yeah, the Yale University, my mistake, has released what they think is the most notable quote of this year. Okay, sure. Which is quite interesting when it's coming from their perspective

because they have chosen the most quotable 2024 quote, Taylor Swift, childless cat lady. Oh, really? As the most notable quotation for 2024. What world? I would have thought Brat would have gone ahead of that. Yeah, I mean, Brat was the word of the year for, it was the Collins, Collins century.

But then also, that's not true. Like we're just reducing these things down to pop culture to get headlines. Like University Yale is just trying to get some headlines by saying that's the quote of the year. Don't you reckon? Like surely some scientist

or somebody really important has said something really notable. Yeah, but that's a boring clip. No one's going to talk about that on the radio show. No one's going to talk about that on the radio show. No one's going to talk about that on the radio, are they? No, which is why I thought we could throw up our own most quotable things of 2024. Yeah, sure. What do you reckon?

Okay, first let's kick it off with, of course, the most recent one on the list, holding space. This week people are taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that. I didn't know that that was happening. I've seen it, yeah. That's really powerful.

That's what I wanted. It's a new quote to me but I like it. Oh, have you not heard that one? No, what is the bit that everyone's obsessed with? Oh, mate, this has gone huge. You were away last... Was it last week that...

It must have just been last week. In gay world, I think it's been out for like three months. Bree, the quote of the year can't be something that came out last week. Why not? I'm telling you, it's taken over. People are now using this in their everyday vernacular. They're saying, oh, I'm holding space for that. Okay.

It's hilarious. You wait. You'll see it now that we've talked about it. I'll hold some space for it. There, see, you've got it already. Perfect. Okay, let's move on then. Claudia wanted to throw this one in from Chapel Roan.

It's so weird that VIP thinks they're so way too cool to do this. When she yelled at the VIP section. That was a good moment. I did quite like that. That was pretty good. We'll move on to Charlie XCX and Billie Eilish for this line. Charlie likes boys but she knows I'd hate it.

I think that might be the most quotable lyric of 2024. Charlie likes boys, but she knows I'd hit it. I think that might be the most quotable lyric of 2024. Charlie likes boys, but she knows I'd hit it. Yeah. Like name a line in a song that came out this year that was bigger than that. I don't know if I can. But the most quotable thing from 2024 had to be this. See how I come to work?

Very demure. I do my makeup. I lay my wig. I do a little braid. Very demure. Very mindful. Let's not forget to be demure divas. Yeah, I agree with that one.

Very demure. That one crossed over. You know, that one came out of TikTok and went into the real world. I read somewhere that the person where that came from, that TikTok has made them hundreds of thousands of dollars.

I hope it has because it's over. Like, in the past, you could say something like that and be famous forever. Like, the Nick Minut guy was famous for a decade, but like, it's almost, if someone says very demure now, it happens and it's gone so fast that that person's 15 minutes of fame goes incredibly fast. But is it one of those things where as soon as you say something again, your mind goes

back to that moment? Like what happens to your mind when I say this? Carole Baskin. Oh, killed her husband, stabbed him. It's somewhere in the brain. It's somewhere in there. You're right. It lives forever.

That person's been immortalised. Brian Clint. Sabrina Carpenter and Bid Kim. She has the talk of the town at the moment for all the wrong reasons because if the rumours are to be believed, Barry Keoghan, the Irishman, the lead actor in last year's biggest film, Saltburn, cheated

on her with an OnlyFans TikToker by the name of Bricky Hill. There is all kinds of reports and all kinds of stuff going everywhere. Barry who, Clint, is what I have to say. Barry who? Barry Keoghan. Yeah, Barry who? Mate, who do you think you are?

The audacity of it. And look, this is all, we don't know the exact story or what exactly is true. But if it is true. Barry come lately, more like it. Barry, who are you? What are you doing? You know? Bree only informed me about Breckie Hill's existence about a week ago.

And you said everybody's talking about this girl called Breckie Hill, who at first you could be forgiven for confusing with the drum and bass singer Becky Hill. She'll be pissed off because she's just started to blow up. And now someone called Breckie Hill is grabbing all the headlines for the wrong reasons. But the rumour is that Barry cheated on Sabrina with Breckie. Right, Brie? That is the rumour. And here cheated on Sabrina with Bricky. Right, Brie? That is the rumour. And here's what I know, right?

So Sabrina Carpenter and Barry someone, Keoghan, had been dating. Look, we loved them together. We thought they were cute. They'd been together for about a year-ish. Saw them at Coachella together. Saw them at Coachella. Very cute couple. Turns out they had went their separate ways after a year

and now all this other information is starting to come out. Like you said, the story is that he cheated on Sabrina Carpenter with this girl, Breckie Hill, who's an influencer, okay? But huge across all different platforms. People know who she is like young kids know who that is especially boys teenage boys love this woman anyway when all this stuff started to come out brekkie hill started reposting things and then started jumping on this train where she was essentially acknowledging it and people were kind of like, oh, she's confirming it, that it's true, that it was her.

She was the woman that he cheated with and that kind of all happened. And then since then she has broken her back. Yeah, right, which is a crazy plot twist. It's a crazy plot twist. There's all kinds of details that are flying about everywhere. He has now released his own statement on social media because he said he's copying so much vitriol and horrible comments online.

And he's kind of like, guys, enough is enough. You don't know the real story. You need to leave me alone. So it's blowing up in a big way yeah to me him responding makes it worse it makes it more suspicious when bricky hill revealed that she had broken her back in the same video she also talked about the rumors and said what her truth was this is what bricky says about it. No, I did not get with Barry. I have never even encountered this man in my life.

I reposted this video claiming that I was homewrecking Sabrina Carpenter's relationship just simply because I thought it was so ridiculous. If I really was the one getting with Barry, why would I be reposting about it? I would never want to homewreck any relationship or put any girl through that pain ever god it it just really makes me second guess everything we kind of see from hollywood like you know are these relationships and storylines all constructed ahead of time

like has this been done i had the exact same thought, Bree. You know? And I was like, no, I'm being overly cynical. No, no, no. Has Brecky Hills Management, like have they gone in and said, hey, this is our idea, this is how we want it to roll out, and, you know, we'll – and then they put money on the table and then they do the deal. Sabrina's team are on board with it.

Yeah. Barry's team are on board with it. Yeah. Barry's team are on board with it. The three of you will be the most talked about people on social for the next month. Sabrina gets another album out of it. Yeah, she gets her Revenge album. She gets her Chromia River album. Barry is hated forever because of it.

He gets some bad boy charm or something. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know, Brie. I think there's definitely something to that. It's hard to tell, eh? If we take it at face value, though, and say Barry cheated on Sabrina with Bricky, I would say downgrade.

I would say you were with Sabrina Carpenter, arguably the coolest star of 2024. Super talented, great personality. I mean, she's bloody nice to look at. She's the whole package. And without trying to be too disrespectful to Bricky Hill, I don't think they're on the same level. I think if it's true, you've messed up royally.

You've fumbled the bag, Barry Keoghan. Yeah. I mean, like I said, Barry who? What are you doing, mate? Use your brain. That's why this afternoon we wanted to ask you the question, can you complete this sentence for us? I can't believe they cheated with who?

Who's the person that when you found out that your partner had cheated on you, you were like, them? Them over me? Really? Have you met me? Have you met me? Have you seen me? Do you understand what you have just... I'm way above their pay grade.

Do you understand what you've just cocked up by doing this? It might be you. It might be somebody you know. But if you want to share it with us, if you can complete the sentence, I can't believe they cheated with, then we want you to call now on 0800-DIAL-ZM or text it into 9696 and we can read it out for you. Oh, I can't wait for these texts.

Arnclan? I bet you've thought that from time to time, have you? What? I can't believe they cheated with? Back in the day? Are you saying people would be likely to cheat on me? No. I'm just saying you would be likely to be like...

Are you saying you'd cheat on me? Mate. Are you saying I've got a cheatable face? No, I'm not going to do it again. It was one time. Brie and Clint. And that's the end of the Brie and Clint show. I'm going to my old high school now, Brie. Oh, that's right.

I forgot why you were in Rotorua. Yeah, I'm going for my favourite teacher's retirement celebration. I've been invited back as a VIP student for the special occasion. I'm not going to lie. I've never met someone who goes back to their old school more than you. No, I know it seems like that, but it's not true. No, it is true.

In the time that you and I have known each other, I reckon you go back twice a year. This is the third thing I've done in six years, and one of them was a high school reunion, and it was not at the school, okay? And it was not endorsed by the school. This is different. When I left my high school,

I never wanted to set foot on that place again. And they probably never want to have me set foot in that building again either. Yeah. Fair enough. Fair enough. I get it, but that's what I'm going either. Yeah. No, fair enough. Fair enough. I get it, but that's what I'm going to do now.

So wish me luck. I'm going back to... Are you doing a speech? No. Nah. Oh, why not? Because it's not about me. Some inspirational speech about... It's not about me this time, okay?

It's about other people. I'm surprised you're going still. It's about my darling Mrs. Thurston's return. Oh, well, that's lovely. That's lovely that you've made the trip to be there for her. What are you doing tonight? I literally am doing Sweet F.A. Oh, good.

And I'm going to go home, probably sit on the couch, and watch a Christmas movie I've started, Clint. I've started watching them. I cannot endorse a movie on a weeknight, but I know that's your specialty, so you enjoy that. It's started, Clint. I've started watching them. I cannot endorse a movie on a weeknight, but I know that's your specialty so you enjoy that. It's Christmas, mate! Yep, that's what the weekends are for. I watched the Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Christmas movie the other night. Do you remember that? You probably saw it. No. What was that called? Jonathan Taylor Thomas Christmas movie. Claude's looking it up for me. Is it I'll Be Home for Christmas? Is that what it's called? I love how much more lenient people are when it comes to Christmas films,

even if it's a bit shit. I'll Be Home for Christmas. I'll Be Home for Christmas. I do recommend it. He plays a con man who learns to be honest and help others. It's JTT, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, at the peak of his powers. And Jessica Biel's in there. I mean, it's a fantastic film.

Yeah. Very, very good. Well, I'll note it down for the weekend. Catch you back tomorrow. See you guys. We'll see you then. Bye. Play ZM's Brand Clint.

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