ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th December 2025

Episode Date: December 9, 2025

What have you done a record number of times?  Clint's big cafe gripe.  When is it time for Christmas music?  Name in a Haystack for $2,600.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hi everybody. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Here we go on for a Tuesday. Am I right? Our second to last Tuesday of the year. Oh, it feels good. My friend who's a high school teacher, Mrs. Just from the pub, today. What, did they finish up already?

Yeah, today. Sent a picture of his beer, and he goes, just having a beer before the long weekend, back to work on the 28th of January. That lucky son of a gun. Back on the 28th of January. Remember, they've got lesson plans to do. They do those.

at the pub. That's where they get their best planning done. And they've got to vacuum the classroom as well. They've got to stack the chairs on top of the desks for the end of the year. They've got to put the little TV trolley back in the cupboard. We're just jealous. They've got to drink all the beer that's left in the staff room for it.

We are just jealous. It's also rich coming from us. We're having a very big holiday soon too. Whoopee! Hey, we've got a fun show on the way for you guys today. And the seriousness of tradie versus lady cannot be exaggerated. There is no tradie versus lady this Friday.

Don't ask why. Which means there's today, tomorrow, Thursday. That's three. And then Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday next week. That's eight. There are eight tradie versus ladies left for the year. And the ladies are six behind. So they can only afford to lose one more.

Listen to me, girls. Listen to me. You need to put your best foot forward. So if you know that you can win, you back yourself 100p, call through now, 0,800 dials at him. Conversely, if you know you're a bit of a dumb-dum, don't call. Give the ladies.

We welcome everybody in Trady versus Lady, but if you want your team to come out on top, and that goes for the Trades too, don't call. Give them the best shot. Yeah. The Trades, same goes for you. Yeah, we want to. We're not invested on who wins.

We would love it to come down to a decider. That's what we would like. That's what you hope for, you know, but also the tradies put your best foot forward. The crim of the crop call now, 0,800 dials at M, the best of the best. That's just a bit of math. So, let's say the ladies win six straight. Yep.

That puts us on a level playing field, everybody on 104 with two games to go, which means we could end the year on a drawer. No, we play again. We won't, we play again, obviously. We play again. Yeah. Oh, see, that's the dream. We go back to back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the last day, a double game of Trady versus Lady to decide it. It's going to be hard to achieve, though. But not impossible. Not impossible. We need to find the best and brightest from both the ladies and Trades camps this afternoon. Where you guys at. Play Z-Dames, Bree and Clint.

Time for Trady versus Lady. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go. It is down to the wire in Trady versus Lady, especially for the ladies. They're on 98 wins for the year. The Trades steaming ahead on 104. To reiterate that equation for you, the ladies need to win seven of the last eight games.

Holy smokes. Yeah, that's what we're looking at. We have eight games left. Let's go to our lady first. She's in Hamilton. She's 32. And she paints ceramics. Welcome to the show, Lou.

Hi, Lou. Lou, are you there? Is that your full-time job, painting the ceramics? No, I do that as a hobby, but I used to do it as a job. Oh, lovely. Lovely, Lou. Do you understand the stakes of Trady versus Lady today, and are you daunted by it at all? Yeah, no pressure, no pressure.

We said no dumb-dums today. Did you take that advice on board? Well, I'm hoping so. Yeah. You're just here for the 50 bucks, aren't you, Lou? Yeah, get in, Lou. We're sending you good vibes, Lou. We believe in you.

We also believe in our tradie, who's calling from Christchurch. They are 18, and they're joining the police next year. Welcome to the show, Rufus. Gidey, Rufus. Fantastic show the other night. How'd you pull up? Ryan? Never mind.

Rufus, do soul joke. That's okay. Rufus, you could break, well, not quite break the lady's hearts, but push them right to the brink this afternoon. Are you willing to do that? I'll see what I can do today, guys. Go on, Rufus. Rufus, your buzzer is Trady.

Lou, lady, first three correct answers, $50 cash and a Trady versus Lady win. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. What is the name of Rees Witherspoon's character in the movie Legally Blonde? Lady.

Yes, Lou. Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue. Give you three, two. One. It's also been long enough to Google now, so we will not be accepting another answer on that one. Sorry, Rufus. No, the answer we were looking for was L Woods. Question number two.

What type of food is a cameo cream? Trady. Miss Rufus? Chocolate biscuit. We'll accept that, yeah, it's a biscuit. It is a biscuit. One to the Trades. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me. me who sings this I did it again I'll be with your heart Rufus Britney Spears is correct It is Britney Spears

Lou are you still there Yeah sorry I couldn't quite hear that song No that's okay Lou we still believe in you Lou You can do this You need this one to stay in it Question number four Which rapper is singer

Beyonce married to Brady? Lady. Rufus for the win. Oh, I think I did this wrong. It's not ASAP, Rocky. It's not ASAP Rocky. Lou, you've been extended to an old branch.

Jay-Z. Jay-Z! It's not over. It's not over. Here we go. Question number five, two to the tradies, one to the ladies. How old was Rose in the Titanic film when she was recounting her story? Was she?

Wait, I'll give you multi-choice. Both of you are back in to buzz in. Multi-choice. No, we didn't take Rufus, so. You're going to have to give Rufus a blind guess. Okay, yeah, blind guess. Rufus, blind guess. 89.

Eighty-nine. Worth a guess. Now Lou, blind guess. 93. 93. Okay, here are your multi-choice options. First to buzz in can have a crack. Was she 90?

A hundred or a hundred and one? Lou in first. 101. Rufus? Rupus. A hundred. She was a hundred. You got your cruellas and roses mixed up.

And she's gone. Oh, she's gone. Oh, that's the worst when they bail straight away. Rufus, not your fault, mate. You played a good game, a hard game. fair game and you have put the tradies basically at match point this afternoon. Congratulations. Well done

mate. There's guys. Sweet. Oh, and he's happy about it. He's over the moon, I reckon. He is. I'm over the moon. Yes, Rufus. This is Rufus at an 11. Yep. You don't want to see him go to a 12. Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.

All right, it's not over, okay? It's pretty close, though. It's not over, though. It's pretty bloody close. ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast Geez, bit of conjecture on the text machine About that tradie verse lady round Yeah, it's gone back and forth on the text Do I think Lou did her best?

Absolutely she did Yes, I do Yep, and I'm proud of her Do some people Do some people on the text machine Think their best would have been better? Yes, that too, yes Someone's saying,

Ring a previous lady winner, we need help Do we need to bring in a former champion tomorrow. Here's the thing, we can't rig it. No, there's no rigging. Years and years ago, whichever team was losing, we talked about throwing 10 points at them to bring them back in the game. We won't do that again and we haven't needed to because they've stayed close. We make it as fair as humanly possible. Have the ladies led for the entire year up until like three weeks ago? Yes.

Are the words shit the bed beginning to ring out a little bit, a little bit? People are saying they're Lando Norrising it. Potentially. Yeah, but he managed to do it. And this is the thing. The ladies could come back in the dying seconds. For my America's Cup fans, the team New Zealanding it in San Francisco.

Yeah. You know? They were up 9-1 and they managed to lose. Oh, no. So, but that's okay. I thought we didn't speak of that anymore. No, we don't talk about that anymore. That's not allowed to be spoken about on New Zealand radio.

Oh. Anyway. Hey, I saw this story today about this guy who believes he's done something a world record number of times. Oh, here we go. And that thing is going on the Cars ride at Disneyland. Oh, yeah. Cars the movie. Lightning McQueen.

Yeah. John Ellen Hale has just completed his 15,000. ride of the Radiator Springs Races track at Disneyland. He mustn't have much on if he's riding the cars ride 15,000 times. He started the ride after he had surgery in 2011 and I think he had a what am I doing with my life moment? And he went on the ride and he said he knew instantly that it was going to be his thing. So he started keeping a notebook with a tally of the rides that he'd done.

Right. And the staff know him too, so they can vouch for him in the situation. He has been, since 2011, he's been to Disneyland 1,100 times. He must have a yearly pass, surely. Surely. You'd hope so. Each time he goes, he goes on the car's ride an average of 13 times per visit. Is that the only thing he rides?

I don't know. But he said he gets to the front of the line fast because he's always a single rider. I'm shocked You know when they're like There'll be a group of three And the ride takes two seats And they'll be like Have we got a single that can sit with this person

And John's like Yeah I'm ready Me and my siblings We used to ditch each other Oh yeah We'd be like I'm single I'm single back here

And my brother would be like Why don't leave me And we're like Catch up with you later Anyway 15,000 He bought his family down For his 15,000th ride Wait

Yeah He's got a family He's the grandfather Is he? Yeah Oh, good for him. How did you picture him young and cool? I pictured him young, bachelor, you know, ladies man.

15,000 rides on the radiator springs. All of his Tinder profile pictures are him. Nah, good on him, I say. You know, he's achieved something that no one else has. Life is about finding the thing that makes you happy, right? No, life is a highway, mate. Oh, life is a highway, that's better, yeah. And I'm going to ride it all my long.

Yeah, I was looking for more, what, car puns? No, theology out of it. What do they say? They're like, time is not wasted if you enjoy it. Life? No way. Oh, yeah? Life is not a waste of time.

And time is not a waste of life. So let's get wasted tonight and have the time of our lives. Because life is a highway. Life is a highway. I was actually a quote from pit bull. Cool, but it still works. I want to know what people think their thing is that they've done a world record number of times.

Could be theme park-based. You could believe you've been on the Rambo's End pirate ship more than anybody else. You could believe that you've eaten more Mr. Whippy ice cream than anybody else. Or you could be like Breene believe that you've seen the Michael Jackson, oh, Michael Jordan. Excuse me.

Careful. Michael Jordan documentary. tree on, you don't want to watch the Michael Jackson one too many times? I watched that once, it was very depressing. It was pretty dark. Yeah, yeah. The Michael Jordan. The Michael Jordan one. Docco, the last dance. I've watched that. I reckon, back

to front. I've watched it at least 12 times. She's not kidding either. She's not kidding. I thought about starting it again on the weekend. And you will. And you will. I love it. So what is it for you guys? What's the thing? If there was a record for

it, you'd have it. The thing that you do the most, You just love it. Or maybe you absolutely hate it, and you have to do it. You've got the record for most jerseys collected by a single male in New Zealand. Most All Blacks jerseys. Yeah. Yeah. The All Blacks are my autism.

Most All Blacks jerseys that all look the same collected by one male. No, they're all very different. Thank you very much. They all look exactly the same. They all have a story, and I can tell you the story of all of them. One's got a collar and one doesn't. They're the two options. That is Branclant.

We want to know what's your world record thing. There's a guy who's been on the car's ride at Disneyland 15,000 times since 2011. It's solid. Brie just went on YouTube to look at the cars ride at Disneyland and the first thing she said was, oh, that looks shit. It's such a lame ride. Hey, Oregon, the first time you went on it, it'd be really fun.

Yeah, of course. Not the 15th,000th time. For the people that have been to Rainbow's End here in New Zealand, I'd compare it to the gold rush. Yes. But instead of sitting in a mining cart, you're sitting in a car. Like a normal car. But you're not driving.

You're not driving. It's on a track. Yeah. But that's his thing. Your world record would be collecting the exact same looking jersey over and over again. You say that. But those, if you know, you know, you know. One jersey doesn't have a collar. the other jersey does.

No, but I'll wear some of those jerseys and someone will go, bro, is that a 2011 Rugby World Cup? And I'll go, yeah, it is. Thanks for noticing. I don't think I've ever noticed the difference if you wearing different ones. No, but you wouldn't. I don't wear them to impress you. Oh, you don't.

No. Oh, damn. I do other things to impress you, and none of it is working either. Ruby's here. Hi, Ruby. Hi, Ruby. Hi, I've watched Wicked 70 times. Whoa!

Wow. The first one. Yeah. 70 times? Yeah. So we're talking the movie, not the actual stage show. Yeah, the movie. Yeah, that's wild.

Have you seen the stage show? No, I haven't. Have you seen... Are you serious? Have you seen Wicked for Good? Yeah, I've seen Wicked for Good. Which one's better, Ruby, in your expert opinion? I think probably Wicked for Good.

Really? Well, it's because you're sick of the first one. You've seen it 70 times. Ruby, does that mean you watch the first one 70 times without knowing how the second one finished? Yeah. Wow. Do you have plans to go and see the stage show now, Ruby?

Maybe if it comes to New Zealand. What do you mean, maybe? You've got to go see it if you love the movie that much. Do you have plans to re-watch Wicked 2 or are you exclusively Wicked 1? I might start re-watching Wicked Part 2 as well. I think you've got to even them up, Ruby. No, I like him off balance. It's good.

We asked what's your world record. Someone said my record would be trying to call for Zidim's secret sound. Oh my God, some of the numbers that people showed us. Because on your phone, it's got the little number and brackets for how many times you've called. I wonder who has the record for that. That's quite interesting. What about this one? I have the world record for eating the most chives without putting them on anything.

I just love the taste. I get my mum to go down to the shops and buy a plant. and they will all be gone within a week. You're just raw-dogging chives. Have you? I don't know what that would even taste like. Such a niche obsession. Look, on one hand, they're cheap.

You know, at least you're not a... Are chives cheap? How much is a chives plant? You can get a bunch of chives for $5. But, I mean, if you're, if you're, if you're, why don't you grow it? Surely chives are easy to grow. Yeah, we grow our own. And then for ages, I was eating them

and realized that it was actually had turned into grass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I was just eating grass on my eggs for weeks. Yeah. Yum. It's like people who get addicted to, you know, other stuff. And then they grow up themselves.

Oh. But chives not illegal. Yeah. Yeah. We asked what's your world record. Someone said, me and my younger brother used to watch a movie called We Can Be Heroes Repeatedly for a Solid Year. It was one of the few films.

we would watch. We've probably seen it 30 times. I know that movie. I think it came out in like 2020. It's this weird cartoon film. The wicked one. I can kind of get it. Because it's fantastic. Soundtrack. This one? Cultural moment. Look, I don't want to, I feel like it's got shark boy in it. That rings a bell. Yeah, yeah. It's average. My partner would have the world record for who has watched How I Met Your Mother the Most. That's the show he puts on every night to wind down. He's done that since he was a teenager and he's now 34. He's been watching how I met your mother every night for 20 years.

That's a long time. That's a long time. What about this one? My husband has the record for the most came-up white polo shirts owned. When we first dated, I helped him move house and we found 13 of the exact same shirt because he didn't wash them. He just bought a new one every time he wanted to wear one. That is outrageous.

There's a man that needs a wife. That is like the working man's Justin Bieber, Calvin Klein. Yes. Remember he did the ad for Calvin Klein's? And he said he would just wear Calvin Klein undies once and throw them out. Throw them out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but Kmart polo shirts, you can wash those.

Yeah, easily. I reckon they'd be nicer after you'd wash them. Put a bit of bleach in there. They'll come up brand new. Nah, single years. No, I'll go buy a new one. I watch one or two episodes episodes of The Office every day.

It's your emotional support show is what we call it. Bree, oh yeah. Yeah, someone just texts through and said, does producer Claudia have the record for the most vests owned by one person? No one said that, Bree. That's so amazing. Are you single youth with your vests? Yeah, I go and buy a new one instead of washing it.

Yeah. From vests are us. Shut up, Bree. It's the number one investment. Shut up Aladdin ZDN's Brain and Clint When stores put up their decorations

and kick into the Christmas playlist is quite triggering for some people, isn't it? I feel like some places definitely start too early. Yeah, but you always see an Instagram story from someone and they're like, Christmas rapping in October? I know, I always find it funny.

I'm like, just don't buy it. Like, some people like to be organized, just don't buy it. But it does get people. Anyway, Michael Bublay has entered the chat on when he believes people should start playing Christmas music when the boobs thinks it's appropriate

to kick off the Christmas soundtrack. Why should we listen to the boob when he has invested interests? He does have a vested interest. Vested interest. He doesn't have a vested interest, you're right. And he's admitted that too. He said, I'd love you to start listening

to Christmas music in June because it's great for my streaming revenue. Makes me a lot of money. Mariah Carey's come out and backed him on that. Yeah. And so has Wham. She's not as desperate as him, though, because she has other songs. Whereas Michael Boubley...

Greg and that's his, like, bread and butter. He's got that, and he's got that home song, and that's about it. Oh, I love that song. Oh, no, he's got that one. I just haven't met you yet. That's another Booblay classic guy. I'd be okay if I'd never heard that song again. That and...

go home. That's homemade. I like his Christmas music more. Yeah, me too. What does he said? When? When should we start listening? June. June. Did you miss that bit? June. I thought you were joking.

No, June. He said June. Oh, get in the boom, babe. No, June. He said June. Oh, come off of it, boob. This is the exact reason why Brie and I are putting out a Christmas song. Because if you get it into the zeitgeist, if you get it into the Christmas rotation, you're set for life. You're set for life, just like the boobs, just like Mariah, just like Wham, just like, um... Arianda Grundy and...

See ya had a Christmas song member. See ya, yeah. That's about it. Snoopy. Snoopy. And who's that girl? That girl? The young one, the, from the 50s or something.

Shirley Temple. Shirley Temple, yeah. That's the arena we want to play in. So my question, Bree, is, and I know I've done nothing towards this. How's our Christmas song coming along? Look, it's a process. I don't want to give away too much. Yeah.

Because we've got eight shows left. I would get excited. Wonderfully vague. Hey, I like to slowly and calmly work in the background. Yeah, I like that. Watch the space, everyone. Dead Am's Bree and Clint. Time for The Tea with Dean McCarthy.

The Tea, live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. Go, we just yesterday were talking about this Netflix deal, them buying Warner Brothers for $125 billion. And Dean said it's not a done deal. And then today, there's an update on this, Dean. There's a new player in the market. There's a new player. So the betting war was between Netflix and Paramount to buy Warner Brothers, HBO.

and today Paramount have, I can't even believe these words are going to come out of them out. Paramount have offered an extra $40 billion cash. What? An extra $40 billion? Extra.

So it's about, I think it's about $20 or $18 million $18 billion US dollars additional, additional to the extra. So that makes it about an extra $40 billion in, you know, New Zealand dollars

to get around. So we're talking about $160, billion dollars. There are some spanners in the work. Now, I know everyone's like, whoa, this is major because it is. President Trump has actually weighed in on this, and he has said, quote, he will be, quote, he will be involved in the approval process for the deal. Now, interestingly, I know, right, just today, he's actually gone off and on a rant about Paramount because of an interview that 60 Minutes did with a woman named Marjorie Taylor Green.

he has now said today that he's livid at Paramount in the same day that Paramount said actually we're going to offer more to buy this conglomerate so it's going to be ugly I saw Paramount has pulled out a Trump card to not a Trump excuse the pun but like a card to get people on their side with the sale and they've said if we buy Warner Brothers if Paramount buys it we will guarantee cinema releases of films because everybody sees Netflix as the in-home thing

and they think that if they buy Warner Brothers, it'll be the beginning of the end of going to the movies, Dean. And Paramount said, no, no, we'll keep the movie movies alive. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Yeah, definitely gets people on their side for sure. I don't understand how Warner Brothers could say no to an extra $40 billion. Like, why would they say no to that?

They're just sitting back at this stage. You know, they'll let them fight it out with each other, I guess. Bugs Bunny's just chewing on a carrot going, anyone else? To give you the context, this is like, in the shareholder's pocket. Like we're talking, you know, the shareholders will have to have a vote meeting and this is literally money in their pocket.

Oh, my God. I think it was like an extra $30 per share or something. So money talk, money talk. I'm going to buy some Warner Brothers shares. Yeah. I know, right. We're in the wrong game. T with Dean McCarthy. See it as Brie and Clint.

Goody everybody. Shout out to KFC. The summer bucket is back and you can score a free reversible bucket hat while stocks last at KFC. Next on the show A bit of a group consensus on cafe etiquette And how long are you allowed to park up in a cafe for

Like as in As in you buy yourself Take your laptop, do a bit of work What's cool Did you get kicked out of your local again For doing poos in the toilet? Ooh Ew

I don't mean to sound like a prude but Ew Anybody who does number twos at a cafe should have their cafe privileges removed. What if you have to go? Go home. And I get the big key of shame and have to walk it back to the counter.

The big wooden stick attached to it. Why did they make it so big? Why are you going to cafes to be your number two? I'm not saying that I do that on the reg. Have I done it in my lifetime? Yes, I've had to. Oh, I'd ask for a refund if I was at a cafe and I knew you were in there doing that.

Have you never? I have never. At a cafe? At a cafe? Yes, in the toilet. The cafe's toilet. Obviously in a toilet. You've never.

No, never. Hand on heart, never. Not on a cafe. There's people go to eat. I don't think you've ever sounded so pretentious. No, that's not true. Someone backed me up. Claudia backed me up.

I'm not trying to sound like a prude. You don't do that at a cafe. Cafes are small and people are having a meal there. I have to agree. I don't think I've never done that at a cafe. Not at a cafe. No. Brie, they're crazy.

Thank you. Literally crazy. Thank you. Me, do we poo at a cafe? How day you speak of such things? I'm going to call your local cafe and tell them what you do. Oh my gosh, no, this is ridiculous. I hate to break it to you.

They already know. Okay, change the poll. 9-6-9-6. Is it okay to go number two's at a cafe? If you have to go, you have to go. It's a normal bodily function. Thank you, and don't be weird. Before you're going there specifically for that.

Yeah, that's what you guys are doing. You guys are getting pleasure out of it. We said. Is that what we said? Yep, that is what you said. No context. Here we go. No context. Does this make you happy?

Wait, does this make it? Oh, sometimes, guys, because I like it so much, when I need to go, I'll go to the cafe just so I can go toilet. Cool, clip that off, Claude. Got it. That's a hundred percent what I said. Clip that. And then I'll walk back home, all happy with myself. I won't even buy anything, not even anything from the cabinet.

Or flush. The ZDM Podcast Network. Oh, my God. Brian Clay, that's good neighbours and home. I don't think I've ever been so universally slammed on the text machine for an opinion before. Because you said an outrageous comment. Okay, and can I say I'm open to feedback? And especially when the feedback is 100% negative.

A hundred percent. There's not a single text that has come through that has agreed with me. And I'm not looking for one. I'm not looking for one. Because you're so wrong. Can I say? You're so wrong. Can I say, obviously, I wasn't speaking about people who have bowel issues.

Oh, here we go, he's trying to backtrack now. I was talking about people like you and Ella. Um, hello? Yeah. Mild IBS, lactose intolerance. Don't get a milky coffee at the cafe. Well, what if I want a milky coffee? Anyway, I'm not going to defend this anymore.

You shouldn't even be here in this conversation. Yeah. Can I apologize to... Yeah, you do that. Way to, like, make all of our community feel bad. Someone said, Clint, congratulations on your perfectly working digestive gut and bowel systems. Yeah, how lucky you are. Consider yourself lucky.

Shitting in a cafe isn't a lifestyle choice, but for some, it's a necessity. You should have heard yourself how judgy you were. How dare you even propose that I'd do a poo in a cafe. I didn't use the accent. Also, these toilets aren't rank. The gist. These toilets are nice toilets and you sit there and they've got nice soap. You're at a cafe.

No, that's my point What you're saying is my point You're making them not nice You're making them not noise Oh my gosh, I flush and it's fine Someone said bro They're serving coffee Of course we're gonna poop

Why do you think there has to be toilets Everywhere that they serve food A loo is used to poo Clint Someone said Clint's never been pregnant No I haven't So look I retract my I retract

Oh here we go He's retreating The real apology Clint is you actually go and pool and a toilet cafe. Yeah, I think we do that tomorrow. First of all, there's nice such thing as a toilet cafe. Okay? Yeah, there is.

Cafe toilet. Cafe toilet. What time do you usually poo during the day? What time? So we can structure our day around your bowel. These are not conversations I'm comfortable with. Oh, now you're not comfortable. Mm-hmm.

You want to make sure you apologize to the people, then you will go poos at the cafe. And then you apologize to Brie and myself. Claudia, you can too. Oh, Claudia was on my side. No, no, no, no. She's being very quiet over there. Let's not forget Claudia.

All I want to hear. If I'm going down, Claudia's coming with me. All I want to hear is a simple from Claudia and Clint. Sorry. Sorry, guys, we were wrong. Do I have to say it to you? Can I say it to the listeners? No, you have to say it to me.

Everyone. I'm sorry you feel that way. I stand by what I said. Yeah, Claudia's a petty bee. But I love you Okay, I'll say it to you Okay And me Not you

Fine Just say it to breathe in Whatever I'm sorry For what I believed I now know better I was You were

I was You were right You were right And I was And I was Misinformed The word you're looking for You're looking for

I'm not going to do it, okay? If my coffee shop sees me coming in, I'm not going to do it, but I do apologize. It's ZM's Brie and Clint Podcast. 10.30 tomorrow, guys. We are on for Clint's first pooping at a cafe. No, no, we're not. We're going to have an event. No, we're not.

We're going to do it at this particular cafe in Clint's area. Where did you get 1030 from? Oh, I took a guess. Is it right? Oh, my God, it's right. It's in the vicinity. You should, we should do it now just because of that amazing guess from me. No.

No. What if we have like a little party, Clint's pooping party? No, I'm busy tomorrow morning. I've got to go and watch. Yeah, you're busy pooping at a cafe. No, I'm not. Okay, I'm going to watch Avatar 3 and it's a very long movie. We'll order food.

Okay, and so I will be done before I leave the house. That's not till 11. We got half an hour. Order a little eggs, Benny. I'm not doing it. Pump and dump. I'm not doing it. I've apologised. I don't have to do it.

I don't have to do it. My mea culper is complete. Just don't say no. Just don't say no. Think about it. Anybody just think about it. I'll pay for your breakfast. Oh. Ew.

Just don't say no. We'll talk about it tomorrow. Guys, this is quite alarming news. There could be a potential global shortage of something. Okay. Headed to our shores. and this worries me quite a lot What would be worst case scenario for you guys

If there was a global shortage of what? Beer Global shortage of beer If it was like a what's the key ingredient in beer Is it yeast? Yeast and hops. Hops? What would yours shortage?

Yeah that would be awful going into summer Cordia's would be carabinas Or anything without sleeves Oh my God. Yeah. Breanna. Ella's would be hummus. Yeah.

You imagine Ellen. Like, that's a vegan, it's a vegan joke, but it's also true, right, Ella. I do love hummus and strawberries. Yeah. And cucumbers. Yeah, man. Rice crackers. And for me, what would I be devastated if there was a global shortage of what?

Parmesan. You're not far off. A virus is currently sweeping through greases, goat and sheep populations, and has forced farmers to cull hundreds of thousands of animals. and feta cheese is one of that nation's biggest exports and we are looking at a global shortage. Good news for New Zealand, isn't it? Great news.

We make a lot of feta. Great news for New Zealand. Yeah. Do the fitter purists? So I've learnt some amazing facts about feta, right? Yeah. So it's quite interesting that to be called feta, it actually has to...

Come from the province of Fet. Has to be produced within the country of origin. Oh, really? Yes. Did you know that? No. Kind of like champagne? Yeah, that was the joke I was getting at.

It's the exact same. Okay. So there's a brand. Legal requirements for it to be classified as fetter. Yeah. Within the European Union, the cheese must be made in specific regions of Greece. Wow.

From 70% sheep's milk and the remainder. with goat's milk. Wow. I didn't know there was sheep. There was sheep milk in there. I thought it was exclusively goat or exclusively cow. Yeah, it's a mix of both. Wow.

Do the fetter purists, and I imagine they do, will they, because there doesn't tell it, there's a shortage of cow fetter. Yeah. Will they get by on cow fetter? I think they'll be okay. Or is that like asking a champagne drinker to get by on Lindau? You're like, oh, it's still bubbly.

It's still bubbly. The purists will be able to tell. Yeah. When I traveled to Greece last year, no joke, I remember we went to a Greek supermarket. Yeah. And one of the things we were like, we need to buy fetter, like in our weekly shop because we were going on a boat. Yeah. And I'm not joking, we bought a two-kilo tub of fetter.

It was the cheapest fetter I've ever bought in my life. And was it good fetter? It was amazing. Yeah. So, guys, just, just, just brace yourselves. Is it a first world problem if your entire, like, culinary wheelhouse is built around that cheese? You know, because arguably you go, oh, no fetter, how will we ever survive? But the Greeks would be like, you know?

In Greece. They'd be like, what do we put on our souvlaki? They literally have it on every meal. Yeah. Even in their granola, fetter. Yep. I'm assuming. Oh, no, I think that's right.

No, but legit. It's just everywhere. And they're coffee, they don't have cream. They have feta. They have feta. Yeah. Yeah. If they get a rash, put fetter on it.

Put fetter on it. Yeah. It's kind of like, you know how in... Lost the spark in your marriage? Put some fetter on it. Stick some fetter in it. Uh-huh. Yeah.

There's everything. Well, okay, well, ramifications could be enormous. And as we know here in New Zealand, as a dairy and meat-producing country, we will fill that shortage and none of it will be sold to New Zealanders. No. It will all be sent offshore to the highest bidder. And New Zealanders will fill. starve. It's probably going to Greece, actually.

Sounds like they need it. What do you mean you can't afford butter? What do you mean? Do you know how much butter we make? We make it here. None for you. No, we said that all overseas. We'll make a shitload of butter, though. We don't keep any for ourselves. Cheap airs in China. A Z.M's Breinclin podcast.

We are going to play Let's Get Classical Next, which is us, you and I, Bree, against our producer Ella. Yeah. who's actually MIA at the moment. She's not even invested. No, she's not. She's clocked off for the year. Yeah, she's left the room. So that could be a hint as who you should back if you want to win.

Her head's not in it. She's just not here. She's on holiday. Her head is in the literal clouds right now. Is she there, Claudia? Producer Claude, is she out there? No, I haven't seen her. I don't know where she's gone.

Her head is in the clouds. Ella. Anyway, use that information any way you wish. Text your champion to 9696, Brian Clint or Ella. Who's got it? If you pick the right one, you could win 50 bucks cash thanks to Neon. Play ZDM's Bree and Clint. Let's get classical.

Let's get classic. Could be on the chopping block this game for next year. Everything is up for negotiation. So this could be the second to last time we ever get claspic. Classical. Text through to 9696, a game that we play that you hate and you hope it gets chopped. You're not allowed to choose Fridayoke. Fridayoke stays, unfortunately.

People have tried to get rid of it before. Don't waste your text on that one. No avail. Everything is up for grabs. But we will play again today and we will play again next week because we can't be bothered coming out with anything new for this year. No. We'll write it out for this year at least. It's me and you versus Ella and you're in charge, Claudia.

Sure I am. So this is Let's Get Classical, pretty easy game. I've taken a pop song, reimagined it in a classical style, and you guys are guessing what it is. Bree and Clint, you're obviously a team. We should split you up next year. I feel like you've had enough practice. Why? Why split us up?

We make such a good team. On your own merit, you're doing so well. Why split us up if this game's getting cancelled? No, not this game. No one's how many. Cancel the Monday game. Terrible. All right, let's start.

Yeah, let's jump. straight in, I need the artist and the name of the song. Here is your first one. Bree. That is Ray, where the hell's my husband? Sure it is, isn't it? Well done. Very good.

Sounds good, classical. What's what I say? Okay, one point for Team Brean. Clint, here's another one. Clint. Clint. That was real close, but Clint just got in. Chapel Roan Subway.

This game's staying. Yeah, I agree. I love this game. We're keeping this game. This is a keeper. No quickest win we may have ever had. In and out. That's how we like to do it.

It's almost that Ella's head wasn't in it this week. Harry Hawk and turkey skin. In and Out. No, I had that laugh one. James. Congrats. You correctly backed Harry Hawk and Turkey Skin, aka Bree and Clint,

and we have $50 cash from Neon coming your way. Thanks, Clint. And Brie? Mainly Brie. James. James? Hello? James.

Thanks for backing us, James. You won. You got 50 bucks cash from Neon. Yeah, nice. Nice. Nice. I'm apparently driving. and I had to speak to text your name

and it put in Brian Clinton Oh yeah I think it was Brie like the cheese Brian Clinton Brian's my middle name James James does this game

Let's get classical comeback in 2026 I had Absolutely no idea what the songs were So Yeah fair What game do you want to keep Of ours James Um

Does the birthday one count? Birthday bagger That counts You want to keep that? Yeah, we'll take that one That one's a goodie Hell yeah James Oh thank God he was able to think of one

I had faith in James I knew he was going Did I tell you that I was so glad When you weren't here on Thursday last week No you didn't It was so nice I thought you missed me And you know why I was so glad?

Why? For one reason and one reason only. Because yes, of course I missed you, but I was very glad when we got a surprise order from Uber Eats delivered. Ah, okay. Very excited. One less mouth to share with it. Me and Claudia ripped in to that free Uber Eats, didn't we, Claude?

It's like a peg and a trough. It was all over my shirt. Why are you getting free Uber Eats? So here's the thing. They sent out this particular fruit. free meal because they do their annual report where they dish up all of the results from what Kiwis were ordering on Uber Eats in the past 12 months. Dish up.

I see what you did there. So they sent the dish that was the most ordered dish by Kiwis this year on Uber Eats. Okay, interesting. What do you think it was? Well, I notoriously don't Uber eat, so I don't really know. Anti-Uberete's. I'm not anti-Uber Eats. I just feel like I'm better than it.

No, I'm kidding. You're not kidding. What did he say before the show, Claude? Oh, I'll say it. I said I don't respect people who get Uber Eats for lunch. I don't. I can understand if you get it on the weekend as a special treat. No, then you backed it up.

Then you backed it up and said, I don't respect anyone who gets Uber Eats, period. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that is true. And I don't. I stand by. I don't respect the door dashes. It's not over it specific. It's just all of the food deliveries.

What about pizza delivery? Yeah, I'm fine with that. What the hell? Yeah, I'm fine with that. Because it's traditional. You know? Someone will understand what I'm saying. Oh, God.

Okay, well. Okay, number one over each dish. What are the keywees ordering on over it? Yes. Pad Thai. I mean, not too bad of a guest. Thai, Thai. Thai in general?

Thai. Thai? No. No. Over 30,000 Kiwis. Oh, okay. One more drummer. I'll wait.

30,000 Kiwis. Ordered butter chicken and garlic narn. Oh, okay. Hell yeah. Yeah. That's a great dish to order on Uber Eats. Is it? It's a great combo.

It's just all-round delightful. Butter chicken, I'll order a takeaway, butter chicken, but I'll go and get it myself. Same thing. No, very different. But I will take a lot of care. How is it different? Because here's the, if you let me explain, I'll take a lot of care in transporting that butter chicken home.

Does an Uber Eats driver take the same added care? Because I know they're careful with all meals, but a butter chicken is so sloppy and they fill that plastic flat dish so far out of the top that it requires extra care. Do they take that extra care? I can tell you that the Uber Eats driver with the butter chicken, and Garlic Narn last week when you were away. Yes. Not one drop of butter chicken.

No, well, they're not going to spill that one, isn't it? They're sending that one to the media. Mate, they're bloody on their game. No, you're in an Uber Eats bubble there. No, I'm not. Uber Eats, Door Dash, all of them are on their game. They're not spilling nothing. They put them in the special little baskets.

I guess I'll never know. Little backpacks. Someone said, Clint, Mr. Judgey today. No, look. Look, I feel like. I feel like I've explained myself. Judgey Wudgy, his name was Clint. And I love a butter chicken

as much as the next person. I just think it's... Oh, he'll go, he's backtracking. I just, no, I'm not backtracking at all. I think things have become too convenient as my... Yeah, you know what, guys? I agree. I think we make things less convenient

in 2026. Me too. Literally me too. I reckon we go back to holes in the ground to do poos in. Okay. Hey, you wanted less convenient. No, okay.

I wanted a, I wanted, I wanted an adult conversation is what I wanted, but obviously too much to ask. But a butter chicken on demand, absolutely. Again, Judge Wudge. Dead ends Franklin. I was perusing Reddit today and I came across one of those, Am I the A-Hole situations where people put their dilemma across and they ask people to weigh in and say,

guys, am I in the wrong for this? Am I the A-Hole? Is it me that's the A-Hole? And it's very rarely them that is the a-hole. I feel like if you had an inkling you were the a-hole, you wouldn't put it on the internet. Yeah, that's very true. This one was interesting to me,

and I've never seen one like this. I've seen a lot of M-I-the-A-holes, but I've never seen one like this. And it involves body hair. Ooh. And a wedding. Scandalous. And, and judginess, I guess.

Okay. I've had it dramatically recreated for everybody, okay? It's a little bit long, but everybody have a listen to this, and then you can share your opinions afterwards. Would I be the A-Hull? My friends are getting married next summer, and they've invited to be to their wedding. It's also a destination wedding, and many of the wedding party events will involve wearing a swimsuit or clothes that expose my armpits. I'm a 26-year-old woman who stopped shaving my armpits a few years ago and found that I greatly prefer not having bald armpits. I'm a very sweaty person, and having their hair prevents my pits from getting swampy and sweating off every single deodorant or an... antiperspirant known to mankind. It's a personal decision but I am aware that it's going against

societal norms and therefore inherently political. Under no circumstances am I refusing to shave just to make a political statement. Both the bride and grooms said they won't be strict about dress codes for the trip as long as everyone is well groomed. They did however warn me that some other wedding guests may be uncomfortable with the fact I don't shave my pits. I reminded them that they invited me to this wedding with the full knowledge that I don't shave my pits. They said that they assumed I shaved my pits for special events and where I needed to look presentable. If people take an issue with it, that's their problem. They are accusing me of trying to take attention away from their wedding by making a political statement with my armpits. They have not

at this point said I can't go if I don't shave. So I'm planning on going and not shaving. Would I be the a-hole for doing that? Discuss This is the most ridiculous story I've ever heard It's body hair Get over it The grooming one is real interesting to me

Where they said we won't be enforcing dress code So long as people are well groomed So does that mean that you would have a go At some guy who had an unkempt beard At the wedding? Like if you had a bushy beard Would you be like actually we need you to trim that beard, when you do trim that beard

so that other guests don't get offended. It's like when brides ask bridesmaids to lose weight or to colour their hair or you know, anything like that is too far.

Yeah. The thing about this one that's interesting is the person is not even in the bridal party. They're just a guest. Like if you I'm not saying it's the right thing to do, but if you had your bridesmaids and you had some strappy dresses for everyone to wear and one of your bridesmaids had particularly bushy armpits like maybe you would say to them hey could you maybe

trim them a bit for the photos and if they go no then you go okay all good I would never ask that and you know what if you're really worried about it guess what Photoshop works wonders is that more offensive though to Photoshop someone's armpit here off after the fact I mean, but I don't really care. It's a bit of body here. That's micromanaging your wedding, though, isn't it? It's absolutely micromanaging your wedding.

And look, this is just my opinion. If you're that worried and you're micromanaging to that degree, then you probably just need to re-evaluate your priorities for the day. Are they looking for a fight, though, attending the wedding? Why do they have to get their armpits out? I guess they could just not, you know? I feel like producer Claude is itching to say something. I'm just thinking, like, if someone had a mullet

and you really didn't like mullets, could you ask them to chop that off? I don't think so. That's the beard thing as well, right? Yeah, yeah. It's just hair. If you're that offended by it, I don't think you can ask someone to change their appearance to be at your wedding. Would you be checking if people had hairy toes as well?

Or at a hobbit wedding, maybe? Because they took the shoes off in the later stages of the wedding? You know, you're inviting these people because they're the closest people that you want to spend your special day with. It's not about how they look. I mean, unless, you know, they're going to come dressed as a member of the Clu Klux Klan or something. Then I feel like... There's the line. There's the line.

Yeah, that's the area of where the line is, things and that. I think re-evaluate who you're invited. You know? Okay, cool, her on the same page. Yeah, okay, good. It's a Tuesday and on Tuesdays we go searching for a name in a haystack, the hardest game in radio. Yeah, that's right. We call a random business with a random name and if that person answers with that name today, they'll win $2,600.

Completely random. We get the business chosen on the spot by one producer, the name chosen on the spot by another producer. And they're not allowed to converse. Nope. If they were, we would have done it by now. This is attempt number 52. This is the longest game in the shows history. Without any wins. Yeah, yeah.

This is longer than the Rock 5,000 or whatever that countdown's up to. I think they're doing the Rock 12,000 now. Is it? Yeah. I don't know where they're getting all these new songs from. They're not making any new bands. Aren't they getting all these new songs? I think they're even including Hinder in there. It's still good though.

Claudia, you will be in charge. of the business today. Where are we calling? I'm going with a risky one today. I'm going for, do you know, the Auckland Whale and Dolphin Safari boat? Yes.

I want to call them. That sounds like a heap of fun, love. Okay, well, hopefully they are on land. I don't know. Okay. Ella, who works at the Auckland Dolphin and Whale Safari? Well, I hope Sebastian picks up the phone and then gets us a free trip.

Oh, wait, it's an ocean-themed name. Seabastian. Thank you. I mean, it'll be awesome if they do, but... But it's a hail, Mary, as per usual. What, do you want a boring name? I want to win! I want a win!

We're at $2,600. I want to win. We've been doing this for a long time already. And now that you've said it, we can't change it. No, we can't. We can't influence it. Do you know why that's about 50,000 videos I'll have to edit off her name in a haystack? Claudia, please connect us to the Auckland Dolphin and Whale Safari.

We're today of Sebastian Answers. Please the advice that we record all our calls for training and evaluation purposes. $600. Don't let her talk over you. Over on hold. Hi, welcome to Auckland, Will & Off and Offrey. How can it help you? Hi there.

Who may I be speaking to? Jay. Jay. Jay, why? Jay. Jay. Short for anything, Jay? Pardon? Is Jay short for anything?

Yeah, I have a very long name. Okay. What was your middle name? Just out of curiosity. Sorry, can't I give that? Oh, that's fair enough. It's Brian Clint calling from ZDM Radio Station, and if your name, Jay, had have been Sebastian today,

you would have won $2,600. Really? Really? We're dead set serious. Yeah. Your middle name's not Sebastian, is it? I don't know. How can I help you anyway?

No, that was all. That was all we were calling for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, just for our silly little game. Yeah, have an excellent day. us. Thanks, Jay. Thank you.

Okay, bye. See what happens, Ella? Awkward. Now, Jay's angry at us. Yeah, he didn't like that, did he? Poor Jay. Poor Jay. You know, we should have spoken in our whale language.

Oh, yeah, we should have used dolphin voice. What is your name? We have one more chance at the... this next week. One more chance for the year. Imagine if we get it on the last try for the year. On our 53rd attempt, we'll go searching for a name in a haystack again next Tuesday. Back to the drawing.

Claudia, you're on name next week. Yeah, I feel like Ella's having a round. She's lost name privileges. I'm going to rig it next week. Next on the show, it's time for a birthday banger. Do you want to know the number one song on your 16th birthday? Yeah, if you do, give us a call now. 0800 dials in.

Let's get a good one for a Tuesday. Z&M's Breed and Clint podcast. No success in naming a haystack today in case you missed it. We did get a text that said, Hey guys, call Combs & Co's salon and Fungere and ask for Karina. I have a sneaky suspicion that the person who texts that through is Karina. Do you reckon? Yeah, let's call.

Let's call Karina. I'm going to put 50 bucks on it. Shout out to Combs & Coe. She's going to think she's won the $2,600. Let's pretend. Yeah. If they answer. Yeah.

Come on. Maybe it's rush hour at Combs and Co. She's probably still listening. And she knows that we're calling her. She's like, I'm not. When you've finished recording. Oh. No, no, no, no, no.

Karina, I can just picture her. You're not going to believe this. We've just called Cozenko Salon. And if Karina had have answered the phone. She would have won $2,650, but she hasn't answered the phone. That's mean. We're just teasing you because of your text, Karina. Oh, we're kidding, Karina.

But you never know. That's why you've got to answer your phone. You've got to answer your phone, Karina. You never know. Are you listening to us right now? You're avoiding us. Are you listening to us? Leave your voice message on the radio.

Are you listening to this? All right, that's all birthday banger. Love you. All right, birthday banger time. Number one songs when you turn 16. Let's figure them out and play our favourite. Alicia is up first. Kilda, Alicia.

Hi, Alicia. Oh, Kilda, guys. How's your day been, mate? Yeah, pretty good. I'm just on my way home. Oh, lucky you. What is your birthday? 19th of October, 1993.

All right. That means you were 16, Alicia, in 2009. And on that day, this was number one. Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down. Yeah. Banga. Jay Sean, down. Baby, are you down, down, down?

I'm a long-time list. Are you kidding us, Alicia? No, Lisa. Why didn't you bloody say so? First one for a few days as well. Hey, wait there, Lees. You could be a first-time birthday banger winner if that's the best song. We'll go to Tina next.

Kura Tina. Hi, Tina. Good afternoon. How's your day been, Tina? Hectic, thank you. Hectic. Oh, finish up for the day now, though? Yes.

Good to hear. to hear, let's... Also long-time listeners, first time... Close to her. Go, Tina. We got the double. Where you been? Tina. I don't know. Too busy.

God. You haven't been listening to another radio station, have you? No, I haven't. She's been full tit, full trot, hectic, haven't you, Tina? Is this Tina from Turner's? I wish I was Tina from Turner. Oh, she's a good lass, Tina from Turner. Okay, Tina from Turnus.

Okay, Tina from Tunis, what's your date of birth? 28th of September, 1997. Right, Tina, that means you were 16 in 1993. And on that day, Tina, this was at the top. Oh, hell yeah, Tina. DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. Boom, shake the room. What do you reckon, Tina?

Not now, but maybe when I was 16, was he. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I like a bit of DJ, Jazzy Jeff. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Juliet. Kura, Juliet. Hi, Juliet. Hi there, how are you guys? Good. How's your day been?

Good, thank you. Good to hear. You've got great energy, Juliet. Thank you. What is your birthday, mate? The 6th of November, 2005. All right, that means you were 16 in 2021. And on that day, this was number one. I think it's going to be a long, long time to touch.

Elton, do a leaper, and panao. A pinao! Remix. Cold heart. It's a good song, Juliet. What a great birthday banger. I'm happy with that one. Yeah, that's a vibe. Yep.

Put Elton John back on the charts. And then he was like, oh, there's something in this. Then he did the one with Brittany, remember? Oh, yeah. Okay, wait there. We've got to decide between Sir Elton, DJ Jazzy Jeff in the Fresh Prince or Jay Sean What are you thinking?

I'm feeling Jay Sean to be honest with you I think I'm feeling Jay Sean too Yeah I am yeah Alicia gets it done You've taken our birthday banger Yay thank you God see you should have called bloody earlier Yeah

You got beginners luck You should have called for the secret sound Is your first time on air That would have been Oh that would have been crazy No this is just as good Yeah yeah Here we go.

From the year 2009, for Alicia, it's Jay Sean and Down on ZM with Brian Clint. The ZM Podcast Network. Jay Sean and Lil Wayne. That's Down. It's a birthday banger for Alicia. It was number one in October 2009. I was thinking when we were playing then, I was like, oh, one hit one to Jay Sean. And then I had a look.

Do you remember his futuristic. hit looking forward to the year 2012 It's talking about how good 2012 was going to be I think it was actually I think 2012 was a good year I thought he had another hit

but it sounded exactly the same is down. Oh, okay. This is awful. Hey, you watch it. I love Jay Sean, but this is not it. Hit the chorus, hit the chorus. We're going to party like

Oh, oh, oh. What's the song? Ride it? Is Ride it in the system? No, that wasn't Jay Sean. Was it? I feel like it was. What are the other songs in the system for Jay Sean?

Do we have any others? Yeah, we have, where do you go? Where do we go? We have, where are you? We have, do you love me? Geez, a lot of questions coming from Jay Sean. Play ZM's Bree and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZM.