ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 9th February 2023

Episode Date: February 9, 2023

Whose Netflix account are you using? Unusual TradeMe auction Do you celebrate both anniversaries? Zara Larsson has a controversial movie-going opinion See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast with Matty Hi! You guys want to hear a real shit joke? Please! No thanks Oh you don't? Oh, yeah, go on then

Well good, because it's the only thing I've prepared for the podcast today So a guy walks into a hardware store and he says, I need some batteries And the guy goes oh okay what are the why what do you mean what what kind of batteries and he goes uh so i can tell the time and the guy goes oh is it four o'clock and the guy goes i don't know how would i know that's why i need the batteries i kind of like it i'm mad at myself for liking that That's good That was terrible Has anyone got a bigger joke?

Do you get it at four o'clock? Is it four o'clock? Not bad I don't know That's what I need the batteries for Yeah How dirty can you get on this podcast? You can go for it

Say whatever you like I've got a dirty joke Okay Actually, I'll ask our producer How dirty can we get? I can put a warning at the start If we need to We do our warnings retrospectively

It depends how dirty we get Right Well, tell the joke and then you can decide Yeah, cool So a bus full of nuns crashes over the side Oh, I love this joke. Side of a cliff. And the nuns all die.

Sad. Very sad. Very sad. But they, of course, being nuns, arrive at the pearly gates. And St. Peter's there to, you know, let them all into heaven. But he says to the nuns on arrival, Look, before I let you in, I just need to know, have you done anything sexual in your lifetime? Be honest.

This is no judgment. I just need to know before I let you in, you can repent for your sins. The first nun in line says, yes, I did once touch a penis just with the tip of my finger. And St. Peter says, that's fine. Dip the tip of your finger into holy water and I'll let you into heaven. So the nun dips the finger and is let in. The second nun says, yes, I did once hold a penis in my hand. And St. Peter says that's fine just dip your hand in the holy water

and I'll let you in all of a sudden there's this kerfuffle towards the back of the line and this nun like pushes forward she's throwing everyone out of the way and she gets to the front of the line and St. Peter says what are you doing why did you cut in front of the line and she gets to the front of the line and St Peter says, what are you doing? Why did you cut in front of the line? And she goes, I just wanted to use this as mouth gargle before the nun down the back has to wash her arsehole. Oh, wrong centerpiece. Is it loud on the podcast? Yeah, I might have to censor the whole thing.

That was so long. Oh, my goodness. You laughed, though, Ella. I don't know how I feel about it. I got too caught up in the details and I was like, okay, cool, nuns. And then I got distracted and I was like, how many nuns? It was a real situation. It felt like I was at church again being told a story.

Compelling plot line. Yeah, that was a compelling story. Wow, awesome. Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. No! I'm glad you laughed.

That was the best one. Comedy hour's over Bitches What about Claudia? Oh yeah Claudia You do a joke Your favourite joke Oh shit man

I don't know My favourite joke as a kid was What do you do if you see a spaceman? What? Park your car in it dude I don't get it I don't get it I'm coming in

Well howdy Pilgrim Someone just made it You don't get it. You didn't get it. I'm coming in. Well, howdy Pilgrim. Someone just made it. You don't get it? No. Bula Banaka, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show with Maddie. Bula, Maddie. Bula. I say that because I'm currently watching you on TV in Fiji,

tropical Fiji on Treasure Island. When you say tropical, I mean, yes, I guess tropical doesn't necessarily mean nice and sunny. It was bloody wet. Yeah. How wet? So wet. May you be glad that you don't have long hair.

May you be glad that you don't have long hair to deal with, like Monica from Friends? Exactly. It's the humidity! I imagine that's what Joe Cotton was like the whole time on Treasure Island. Monica on Friends. A lot of secrets in that hair. Today on the show,

lots of fun. We're going to give away some tickets to see Pink live in New Zealand. Pink's coming back to New Zealand. She's going to do a show in Auckland and in Dunedin. How good to get down to the South Island as well. So after four o'clock today, you can play the Pink edition of the One Second Song Challenge.

That's going to be fun. All Pink songs. So if you're a Pink fan, join us at 4.30 to play the One Second Song Challenge. All I've heard about her concerts is that they are spectacular. Oh, yeah, they always are. That and She Hangs From The Roof.

Yeah. That's what I've heard. Well, that's why that's what I've heard. We're going to kick it off with Tradie vs. Lady. It's nine points to the ladies, eight points to the tradies. If you want to change that and you're a lady or a tradie, you should call us right now. Bree and Clint.

Time for a round of Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Trad for a round of tradie versus lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. Maddie's your quiz master. And today the scores are eight points to the tradies, nine points to the ladies. The tradies have not taken the lead so far this year. They've drawn level.

They have not gone into the lead. Well, there's still time. It's early days. We're only in February. And it is pretty much neck and neck. Yeah've drawn level. They have not gone into the leads. Well, there's still time. It's early days. We're only in February and it is pretty much neck and neck. Yeah, pretty much. Let's meet our lady. She's calling in from Auckland. She's 49 and she's nearly 50. That's a fun fact. Welcome to the show, Ingrid. Hello. Hello, Ingrid. Surely there's a funner fact about you than that.

Oh, well, I couldn't think of one. How nearly? How nearly? Is it like tomorrow? 26th of February, so... You are nearly for February. Have you got a big bash planned? No, not really.

Just sort of a small gathering and stuff. It's hard to plan something when you don't know whether you're going to need canoes or jet boats and that's a team work. In Auckland, yeah. Just plan for the best. You've got to do 50 shots, don't you? Oh, hopefully.

Yeah. Or 2.2 yard glasses. Okay, you're taking on... As long as they're not tequila, I'll be, I should be sweet. You're taking on our tradie today. He's calling in from the capital. He's 21 and he's supposed to be at work right now, but he isn't. Welcome to the show, Connor.

You're skiving off, Connor. Have you called in sick? Well, no, I haven't, but I'm just taking an extra long lunch break today. Oh, good. It's ten past three. That is an extra, extra long lunch break. Really long lunch break. And you know what?

If I know kind of building sites or anything like that, they'll be playing the radio right now, so it's going to be your shout if you win. Oh, definitely. If there's one thing Matty knows, it's building sites. Okay, here we go. Connor, your buzzer is tradie. Ingrid, yours is lady.

Whoever gets three answers correct first gets the $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Alright, question number one. Historians have found old letters written by Mary, Queen of Scots in the 1500s. Name the current King of England. Lady. Ingrid.

King Charles. Got it. Charles. Question number two. Charles in charge. Question number two. Charles in charge. Charles in charge. Question number two. What a reference. Has anyone made that joke yet? Not on a top 40 radio station, they haven't.

Anyway, carry on. Question number two. Three different All Blacks have announced this week that they're heading overseas at the end of this season to play. Name one current All Black. Brodie. Yes, Connor. Bro one current All Black. Freddie. Yes, Connor. Brodie Retallick.

Well done. Maddie was looking at me for that one. I really need you to help. Maddie's like, Tana Umunna. Okay, one apiece. One to the ladies, one to the tradies. Pine Cone, is he still playing? Pine Tree.

No, he's dead. Pine Cone? Is he still playing? Pine Tree. And no, he's dead. Pine Cone. Great. Moving on. Number three. Apparently Leonardo DiCaprio is not dating a 19-year-old. Leo played Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of What? Sadie.

Connor, just. Wolf of Wall Street. Well done. Got it. You could take this out. Connor, just. Wall Street. Well done. Got it. You can take this out right here, Connor. Question number four. Name this song. Connor, for the win.

Is it work? For family? You're so close. No. Can you build on that, Ingrid? No. No, you want to hear a little bit more? Work it, work it.

No. I think that's work. No. It was work from home. That's okay. We'll keep going. All right, question number five. What is the main fruit in Ribena?

Lady. Connor for the win. Hi. Is it raspberry? No. Ingrid. Blackcurrant. Well done. Scores a level.

This one is for the win. It's match point. Good luck. Okay, question number six. People are predicting the big pop culture trends that are going to influence baby names this year. Which Netflix show about a member of the Addams family is expected to have a major influence?

Lady, Lady. Ingrid, Ingrid. Lady. Yeah, Ingrid. Wednesday. Well done. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

So come from behind victory for the ladies today. Ingrid, you get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. 50 bucks for your 50th birthday. Well done. Yeah, woohoo. Nice. The Ed Sheeran chocolate is officially for sale. Oh, you can buy it?

Kind of. Ah. Kind of. The whole country has got Ed Sheeran fever right now. Fever. We've got gingivitis. And Winnik is officially selling that chocolate. Only five blocks.

Right. Only five blocks. And if you want them, you have to bid for them on Trade Man. Oh, God. No, it's good. It's raising money for the flood victims. That is what he said, isn't it? He said, you can use my image.

You can sell chocolate with my name, but you've got to donate the proceeds to charity. I do feel like they might have raised more money if they just put them in New World you know and just carved off a dollar from each block kind of thing because now there's only five and so the price has gone way up. The cheapest block

of the Ed, the Whittaker's The Ed that you can get is $1800. Do they tell you what have they decided on a flavour? Nah. Actually, Claude, can you do some digging on this auction

and see if you can find out what flavour they are or do you know what flavour they are? I had a look. It's got the same description as just the plain creamy milk. It'll be creamy milk. Okay.

Yeah. So, nice middle of the road. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah. The most expensive one of the five is $2,100. Wow. And counting as well.

Yeah. Like if you're buying these, you're really just making a donation, right? Absolutely. Just a fun way of making a donation. And people do that. For your money, you get a year's supply of Whitaker's chocolate, which they say is a block a week. Oh.

And I'm like, hmm. Not in my household. No, that's not. That is quite literally not. I reckon it's half. Two blocks a week. Yeah. Two blocks a week is a year's supply of Whittaker's, eh?

Yeah. I did do the math just to figure out if it's worth bidding on these auctions for the amount that we spend on Whittaker's chocolate each week. And? It's about $350 worth of chocolate is 52 blocks. So no, it's not worth it. So no, it's not quite,

no, it doesn't quite work out. You're not cost cutting, but you are donating to charity. But you're donating to charity. The charity is the Auckland Flood Relief, by the way. Do you eat it?

This is the question. If you get one of five blocks and you spend two grand on it, of limited edition Ed Sheeran, do you eat it and then just chuck the wrapping in the bin? What, I don't then just chuck the wrapping in the bin? What?

I don't think you chuck the wrapping in the bin. I think that's the bit you keep. Surely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's signed by Ed Sheeran. Right. So the blocks are signed. Oh, okay.

Yeah. But the chocolate, you're right, the chocolate won't keep. No, so you've got to eat it. You might as well eat it. Yeah. Or you could slide it out and eat it and then slide a new block in every couple of months. I don't know how these things work.

I did once get this bottle of limited edition Pepsi. Do you know Back to the Future? Yeah. In the second movie when he goes into the future, there's like these futuristic bottles of Pepsi that pop up from the counter in the cafe. Yeah. Great product placement. I got sent one of those on the anniversary of Back to the Future

and I've never drunk it, never opened it, and you can kind of just see it getting worse and worse and worse, more discoloured, more discoloured. By the time it gets to the year where it was invented, it'll be thoroughly undrinkable. Exactly. So there you go. If you're into that, those are up now.

It is a weird thing to have signed a block of chocolate. Yeah. Like as a memento, once the Ed Sheeran hype cools down and we forget all this chocolate drama that we've been obsessed with, man, we're a weird little country, eh? You'll have to remind everybody the story of why he signed a block of Whittaker's chocolate. And even then, people will be like, oh, yeah, it kind of rings a bell.

You spent how much? Yeah. Right, okay. Do you have, like like a mortgage or anything? Where do you get this money from? But I mean, if you're into it, if you love Eden, you love Whitaker's chocolate, which we do, it is a very cool thing.

Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest. This is pretty exciting for fans of Bake Off. Rose Matifeo has been cast on the next season of The Great British Bake Off. This is huge. I mean, The Great British Bake Off, Rose Matafayo has been cast on the next season of The Great British Bake Off. This is huge. I mean, The Great British Bake Off is watched by millions of people. Yes, and it's a true indication that she has, I mean, we already knew it,

Starstruck, getting nominated for a BAFTA, but she has broken through internationally. She's cracked it. She's a household name in the UK. She's been on Graham Norton's big red couch and this is really the last thing left for her to achieve is to go and bake off.

She's going to be a contestant on the new season alongside David Schwimmer from Friends. Pippet! Pippet!

Pippet! Do you reckon he can bake? No. No, that's not the point of going on the show. No, I don't think it is. In fact, the point of going on the show. No, I don't think it is. In fact, the point of going on it

is to have an absolute meltdown while you bake. Well, he's on there. And also on this season is Jessie from Little Mix. Formerly of Little Mix. Yeah, she's the one that left. Yeah. She broke the band up. That's right.

Well, we finally found out why she left. She needed to make a souffle. And those things take time. She's like, I cannot commit to a girl band and do a crock and bush. It's one or the other. It's one or the other. Priorities.

You've got a better opera. There you go That is the latest Congratulations On behalf of New Zealand Rosamund Ifeo She'll bring it

She will compete She will take it So seriously Like I can't think of someone Who would go harder On this And she's going to

Represent us very well We're going to try And perform a social Experiment right now Regarding Netflix We're going to try and find the person Who is least associated with the Netflix account that they use Which is interesting in a place like New Zealand

Because we always talk about how closely linked we are Two degrees Two degrees of separation between every person in the country You can get to somebody through somebody through somebody. And often it's not even two. There are amazing links that I've made with one degree of separation.

Oh yeah, I'm a pash that guy. That's how you guys know each other. This is because those Netflix password laws that we talked about last week begin in New Zealand today. Netflix are going to bust your balls if you are using a Netflix account password that is not yours. And the way they're going to do that is if you own the account,

you have to use it on your home Wi-Fi network once every 31 days. It has to be logged into your Wi-Fi at your house. That's any device that you want to use Netflix on has to connect with the home Wi-Fi at your house. That's any device that you want to use Netflix on has to connect with the home Wi-Fi every 31 days. So that's going to screw with a lot of people with really close links, like a kid using their parents' Netflix account while they're at university. Or boarding school. Or boarding school.

Yeah. Or your parents that use your Netflix account. Well, to be fair, you use their Netflix account. Or for reasons that we're about to discuss, your ex-boyfriend's Netflix account that you still have logged in on your iPad, but you don't go to his house anymore. No.

You can't connect to his Wi-Fi unless you park outside his house and just hope they haven't changed the Wi-Fi password since the last time you used to sleep at their house. Imagine that the ex-boyfriend notices your car parked outside, calls the police, the police come and go, you're stalking your ex, and you go, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just logging into his Wi-Fi

so I can keep his Netflix account. I swear, I'm not stalking him. Oh, why didn't you say so? You're under arrest. I just really want to watch Stranger Things. So how, this is what we want to do. We want to find how many degrees of separation you are from the Netflix account you use. Are you

using your ex-boyfriend's parents' account? Are you using the account of the person that you went on a contiki with in 2007, who you haven't seen since you guys went away to Europe for three weeks together? You know, how

random, how much are you going to get screwed over by this password change? Yeah. It's essentially whose Netflix account are you using that isn't yours? And how many degrees of separation away from that person are you actually? We want to find the person with the most tenuous link to the person whose Netflix account they're using. Obviously, the Netflix police are out in full force,

so we can keep you anonymous, you know? Nobody has to know. Nobody... Who's going to know? Who's going to know? Exactly. No one's going to know. Oh, $100,000.

Tell us the random Netflix account that you are still using. Are you using the account that your work's set up and you don't even work at that place anymore? Brian Clint. The Netflix police are coming. And if you're using an account that you're not paying for, they're going to shoot you. They're going to kill you.

It's the new rule. They've decided they can't live without $12. So it's over for you bitches. They're coming. I might be exaggerating, but they will log you out of the account. They have ways and means. So we're asking, and we're trying to find this afternoon, the most

tenuous link, the most degrees of separation between the Netflix account you use and the person who pays for that Netflix account. And boy, some of these messages are good. I've hooked into my cousin's friend's Netflix, who I've never even

met, someone said. I love the text from the person who said, we bought a TV off Trade Me, and Netflix was already signed in. We have no idea whose account it is. Let's talk to Taylor and see whose Netflix account Taylor's using. Hi, Taylor. Hi.

What's the deal? Who are you ripping off? So I actually use my dad's account, which doesn't sound too bad, but he actually lives and works in Thailand. Oh. Have you got Thai Netflix? Well, it's like all the same. I think the VPN just changes the location.

It figures it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I can log in and it still works. But yeah, my whole family... You're going to lose it. You're going to lose it. So yeah, I can't go to Thailand every month. Well, you could.

It would just be a very expensive way to keep Netflix. I would rather spend the 12 bucks, right? Like I'm just going to have to be a big girl and buy my own Netflix. This is dad. Dad's like, finally, my daughter's going to visit me. Nah, sorry. Yeah. Thanks, Taylor.

Someone said, it's not Netflix, but my wife and I use my... Okay, okay. We're looking it's not Netflix, but my wife and I use my... Okay, okay. We're looking for tenuous links. Yes. My wife and I use my wife's sister's ex-boyfriend's Disney account. He's engaged to someone else, but he still talks to my sister-in-law. But we ain't mad, because free Disney. Your wife's sister's ex-boyfriend who's engaged to somebody else.

Yeah. Bankrolling your entertainment. That's very good. Let's talk to Jack. Hi, Jack. Hello. We're trying to find the most degrees of separation between someone and the Netflix account they use.

What's the deal with you? So I'm using my 2016 high school English teacher's Netflix account. What? For a class project. Wait, what were you doing on Netflix and chilling with

your 2016 English teacher? No, I had to watch Gladiator for a class assignment and I was away when you logged in.

Ah, okay. And I've been out since. And you've just been mooching off ever since. Well, that's going to come

to an end. You're going to lose it. But here's just been mooching off ever since. Well, that's going to come to an end. You're going to lose it. But here's the thing, because don't you, with Netflix, don't you have to create a profile that then the other person would see that there's another profile on that account? Yeah, what's the deal, Jack? I'm just under her profile. I'm just basically watching.

Oh, brilliant. She's like, I don't remember watching Narcos. Thanks, Jack. We appreciate it. Someone said, this is a bit different, but I'm still using watching Narcos. Thanks, Jack. We appreciate it. Someone said, this is a bit different, but I'm still using my dead Nan's Spark Sport account. Someone is paying for it, but I don't know who.

Do you reckon Nan got it for the Rugby World Cup? Or Nan was a big Formula One fan? What was it? Spark Sport's going to be as dead as Nan is soon too. It's on the way out. Well, it is. It is. It doesn't matter if you get logged out of that because it's getting shut down.

Jess is here. Hi, Jess. Hi. How far removed are you from the Netflix account that you use? Well, it's someone I've never met who lives in Ireland and they once came over here to do some work for a few months, like five years ago, logged into my partner's PlayStation at a party and never logged out.

And five years later, we're still using this account. Brilliant. I'm starting to understand why Netflix are bringing these laws in. Yeah, exactly. That's insane, Jess. Because, that's insane, Jess. Because of people like you, Jess. You've ruined it for everyone, Jess. Someone said, we have Netflix and we pay for it,

so this is no big deal for us. But I love to give out the details of my Netflix accounts to friends when I'm drunk, so it will suck for all of them. Someone else has messaged in and said, the Netflix changeover is clearly being done by boomers forcing us to visit our parents monthly. Yeah, that's such a good point. I went on my grandma's laptop the other week.

Turns out she's been logged into my ex's brother's family account. Your nan is using your ex's brother's Netflix account. Shot nan. There you go. Good luck, everybody. Starts today in New Zealand, the great Netflix lockout. There's a few auctions on Trade Me at the moment raising money for the Auckland flood victims.

We talked about the Ed Sheeran chocolate earlier. Yeah. The signed Ed Sheeran chocolate. There's five of them out there. Yeah. They're up at a decent price too. Well, there's another item currently for sale, and it's attracting some serious views.

57,000 people have been to the page for this particular item that is currently for sale. Because they want it so badly. Hard to tell. There's not 57,000 bids on it, but there's 57,000 views. Here to tell us what their item is, the one that's getting all the attention, is Georgie. Hi, Georgie.

Hello, how are you? Good. Maddy doesn't know what this is yet. I haven't told him. Can you please reveal to Maddy what the item is that you have on Trade Me right now, raising money for the Auckland flood relief effort? It is a six centimetre radish shaped like a peanut.

Oh, my God. It is a six centimetre radish shaped like a penis. Oh my God. It's a big red penis radish. Oh my God, it really is. It doesn't just have the pea part, it's got the bees as well. Big bulbous bees. The meat and two veg. This thing is popping off.

Can you scroll down, Claude, so we can see what the bit is currently at? Can we see a little bit of that? Oh, my God. Georgie, this is amazing. I know. It's actually my mum's. When did your mum find it in the garden?

She found it a week ago, which is when I listed it straight away. Yeah, yeah, it was, the tip was sticking out of the ground, so she gave it a wee tug and out that came. Georgie! Georgie. $151 the current leading bid if you want to win the penis-shaped radish for the Auckland flood relief. I thought we could go through some of the questions that are on the auction

and you could maybe answer them live for us, Georgie, because some of these are quite good. Important information if you're going to invest in this radish. Someone said, how many inches, please? I believe it's 2.3, 2.35 or something like that. You've written a hefty 2.3 inch slayer. Yeah. So the size of the radish, though,

is what you do with it, right? It's what you do with it. It's what you do with it, right? It's what you do with it. It's the salad that you put it in. Someone else has said, hi there, would this help fertilize the seeds of my other radishes? Yeah, so it hasn't got any track record of fertilization, so I can't be 100% certain. But, I mean, you could obviously give it a go if you win.

Yeah, yeah. The penis radish comes as is, whereas. Yeah, exactly. Another question on there says, will the penis radish still be in prime condition following shipping to Auckland? I'd be disappointed for it to arrive soft. So we're trying our best to keep it quite swollen like it's looking

But there might be some wrinkles or softness when it gets there What are you doing to keep it firm? You just talk dirty to it? Slap it around a bit I hope my mum hears She's got it in the fridge. It's currently actually in a Ziploc bag. Okay, that's good.

That's good. Good protection. These are great questions. Aren't they? Yeah. One final question. Someone's asked, is it circumcised? No!

It's a radish, okay, people? It's a radish. Someone said it's clearly not a horse radish, maybe a miniature variety. That's Georgie. She's the owner of the penis-shaped radish selling on Trade Me at the moment where all proceeds go to the Auckland flood victims.

Good on you, Georgie, and good luck with the auction. Thank you. Bree and Clint. Aye. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. This is Birthday Banger, where we find the number one song on your 16th birthday,

and we play the best one out in full. We've just lost one of our contestants. We had Danielle's song all ready to go, but we've lost her, which means we've got one spare spot. If you call quickly, the producers can figure that out for you ASAP. Call 0800-DIAL-ZM to find out which song was the number one song

on your birthday. Let's start with Peter. Kia ora, Peter. Hey, kia ora. Where are you calling us from, Pete? From Taupo. Taupo. Nice. How's things in Taupo? Good weather? Oh, Pete? From Taupo. Taupo. Nice.

How's things in Taupo? Good weather? Oh, yeah, it's beautiful here. Stunner. Yeah, beautiful. It is. All right, let's get you birthday banger on the air. What's your date of birth, Peter?

6th of September, 1989. All right, Peter, you were 16 on the 6th of September, 2005, and this was topping the charts. That is such a good birthday banger. It is. It really is. You don't hear this song that much anymore, but when it came out, it was everywhere. The Gorillaz and Dare from the year 2005.

Does this sound like being 16 in and topo to you, Peter? Oh, it definitely does. Yeah. Truth or dare. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Emma. Kia ora, Emma. Hello.

Hello. Where are you calling us from, Em? Invercargill. Invercargill. Sunny Invercargill? Beautiful Invercargill. Invercargill. Sunny Invercargill? Beautiful Invercargill. Bit wet, to be honest. Fair enough.

Bit wet down south. Okay. What's your date of birth, M? 21st of June, 2000. Okay, Emma, you were 16 on the 21st of June, 2016 and this was Topping the Charts. Drizzy Drake. And One Dance.

What about this for your birthday banger? Do you like it? Yeah, it's all good. It's all good? Cool. You can get into Drake, One Dance. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more birthday banger for our late entrant, Rose.

G'day, Rose. Kia ora. Kia ora. Tell us where you're phoning us from. Christchurch. Christchurch. God, we're all over the country today. This is awesome. I love it. Are you having a gooday, Rose. Kia ora. Kia ora. Tell us where you're phoning us from. Christchurch. Christchurch. God, we're all over the country today. This is awesome.

I love it. Are you having a good day, Rose? I finished work, so I can't complain. Awesome. Let's do it then. What's your date of birth? The 9th of February, 1996. Is it today?

Oh. It is. Happy birthday. All right, Rose. You were 16 on the 9th of February, 2012, and this is your birthday banger. I quietly really rate this Katy Perry song. It's a good Katy Perry song.

I don't think it's one of her biggest hits, but I really like it. It's the one where she cuts all her hair off and joins the army. Goes into the restroom and tapes her boobies down and joins the but I really like it. The one where she cuts all her hair off and joins the army. Goes into the restroom and tapes her boobies down and joins the army. I know it. Do you like it, Rose? I do, I do.

Not my favourite but I still like it. Yeah, okay. All good. We'll take that into account and it is your birthday. It's um, I don't like to do it

to Rose on her birthday but it's definitely the gorillas and deer for me. It's 100% the Gorillas and Deer. We agree. Hey Pete, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Woohoo, mean.

Hey, turn it up. There you go. The number one song on Pete's 16th birthday in the year 2005. Here's the Gorillas and Deer on ZM. Bree and Clint. We've got to talk about this thing that's happening in your relationship at the moment, because I think that it's not a thing. I think this thing that you are doing in your now marriage, I don't reckon it's a thing.

You don't? Nah. I saw your husband post about this last night and I'm siding with him on this one. So we got married on New Year's Eve. Yep. Like a month ago. Amazing wedding. Great wedding. My first ever New Year's Eve. Yep. Like a month ago. Amazing wedding. Great wedding.

My first ever New Year's Eve wedding. And what a great time for a wedding. Not my first New Year's Eve wedding, but my first, it was my first gay wedding. It was my first gay wedding too. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. So obviously the 31st of December is now our wedding anniversary. Great way to remember it.

Awesome. Great way to have fireworks on your anniversary. Totally. I'm like, babe, I did that for you. He's like, no, you didn't. The city of Auckland put that on. Babe, I brought Wilkinson over to play for our anniversary in Gisborne. No, you didn't.

That was Rhythm and Vines again. Stop claiming it Dave, I've got Kitty Takanoa playing on the lakefront in Rarua for our anniversary Stop it! Babe, I've made the ball drop in Times Square For you For you That's how much I love you For our anniversary

So that's fine, that is forever going to be your guys' anniversary, New Year's Eve. But it was only a month ago, right? So I'm still, I forget sometimes to even call him my husband. That's how new this thing is to me. It takes time. So this weekend, this Sunday night, is what was always for the last five years our anniversary. Your boyfriend and boyfriend anniversary.

It was the anniversary of our first date. Was that the date that you guys celebrated? Yeah, and we have. We've always celebrated our anniversary of the first date that we had. And in fact, last year on our fifth anniversary was when Ryan proposed. That's special. So it's a big date.

So I said to Ryan, it's our anniversary this weekend. And he said, no, it's not. We've been married for a month. You don't have an anniversary every month. And I said, no, no, no, no, not our wedding anniversary. It's our other anniversary. And he said, that, he goes no, not our wedding anniversary. It's our other anniversary. And he said, that is scrap.

Yeah, yes. He said, you cannot get two anniversaries. You're double dipping. I'm double dipping. I'm so on his side, not only because I have no idea what my other anniversary is. To be fair, neither does my wife. But you forget, you let that one go. It's like, because when you're married as well,

you sort of say, oh, we've been married for this long. You don't go, we've been together for this long, do you? Don't you just go, we've been married for, this is our 10th wedding anniversary? Yeah, but some people would say we've been married for 10, but we've been together for 13.th wedding anniversary? Yeah, but some people would say we've been married for 10, but we've been together for 13. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

But I don't think you need to go and celebrate the anniversary of your guy's first date every year. Why not? It's a dinner out. It's a potential gift. But also, next week it's Valentine's Day, so you're going to want a dinner for that as well. Absolutely.

And it's only two months into the year. You're high maintenance, man. No. That's a lot. I just love, I love love, Clint. And dinners. I don't think this is a thing. Claudia, you're in a relationship currently. Do you believe that one day if you

got married that you would continue to celebrate the anniversary of your first date as well? My first things say no. Yeah. But I like celebrating things. You'd like to have two anniversaries as well? My first things say no. Yeah. But I like celebrating things. You'd like to have two anniversaries as well. I think if mine was as close together as yours is, Maddie,

which is like a month apart, I probably wouldn't. But say it was like, you know, four, five, six months away, you know. But it's special. Oh, it's very special, Maddie. The more anniversaries you have, the less special they are, I reckon. But let's put this out to the people. We want to ask you on 0800DIALZM this afternoon, do you do this?

Do you celebrate both anniversaries? Or do you celebrate even more than two anniversaries? Or is Maddie cooked and Ryan's right and me and he needs to tone it down, man. Relax a little bit, okay? 0800DIALZM. Bit of a poll. See if we can settle this thing. Do you celebrate both of your anniversaries or just the one?

Brie and Clint. Surely now that we're married, we just celebrate the wedding anniversary, right? And the poll options were just your wedding anniversary. No, you've got two anniversaries now. You have to celebrate them both. Or option number three, don't worry about either anniversary.

Matt won't mind. You'll be pleased to know that the last one of those got the least votes. Thank God. But 59% of people think you just celebrate the wedding anniversary. No. So we're asking you this afternoon,

do you celebrate one, two or more anniversaries? Rochelle is here. Kia ora, Rochelle. Hi, guys. How does it work in your relationship? I'm definitely team Maddie on this one. We started dating really young. I've also got a Ryan,

actually. And when you still kind of asked each other out, like, will you be my girlfriend? And so we celebrate that one, which was in January, and then we celebrate the wedding anniversary, which is in June. So yeah, we do both every year.

18 years and 11. And how does your Ryan feel about that? My Ryan, he's good with that. I just think there's so much sadness and crap in the world. So why not take every opportunity to celebrate together? I get that. I get that. Just for my relationship, I'd have to invent a date

because neither of us remember. You both barely remember your wedding anniversary. I'd have to go back through my Air New Zealand records from nine years ago and find out what date I flew over to Sydney for a cheeky pash. Anna's here. Hi, Anna. Hi. How's it going Hi, Anna. Hi.

How's it going? We're good. How does it work in your relationship? One, two, three, four, five anniversaries? Well, it's kind of a combination of the two because we had our first date on the 12th of December and we got married on the 12th of December four years later. So it's a bit of a twofer. We kind of get to combine them into the same celebration.

But it does help remember both vacations. And was that on purpose? Did you purposefully? It was. Yeah, right. It was. It just happened to fall on a Sunday for the wedding, which was okay.

I think if it hadn't been a weekend, we might have second-guessed it. But it's worked out really well because it was a pretty amazing first date. We bought a house together three months later and it's been 22 years. You bought a house three months after your first date? That's right.

Wow. That's impressive. When you know, you know. You're like that show Dharma and Greg. There's a nice up-to-date reference for our Gen Z audience. Thanks, Anna. We appreciate it. You know Dharma and Greg used to be on before Ally McBeal.

Jenna Elfman. Of course. Get with the program, guys. Greg used to be on before Ellie McBeal. Gina Elfman. Of course. Get with the program, guys. Wake up. Rebecca's here. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, how are you? We're good.

How many anniversaries? Is it normal to celebrate your wedding anniversary and your dating anniversary? Team Maddie all the way. Yes. Yes. We've got three. So we met in June 1994. We celebrate that on the 15th.

And we got married in England on June the 9th in 2000. So we celebrate that. And then we got married again in 2004 in New Zealand. So we celebrate that. Wait, did you get divorced in between so you had to get married again? No. Because do you celebrate that one too? I wonder.

Because you know how some people do. And I know you didn't Rebecca but you know some couples break up and then they get back together and they might do a remarriage a recommittal thing

do you celebrate the original anniversary still? Would you reckon those people would do two anniversaries or just the one or they just don't talk about it? Oh no no

because we never broke up so we got married in England so that I could jump on my husband's visa Oh one of those. Yeah. And then we decided to do the big white wedding when we got home for friends and family. So, yeah, it was fun.

Okay. Thank you, Rebecca. We appreciate that. Three anniversaries for her. Finally, one more, Rebecca. Hey, Beck. Hey, how are you? Not a single person has agreed with me that you only celebrate one anniversary in this conversation. Where do you sit?

I don't celebrate any anniversary, and I've been with my partner for nine years. Okay. You don't celebrate any? Hard to say because I don't celebrate an anniversary. Because he actually never asked me to be his girlfriend. We were living together three years, and I said, are we together now? Or are we just flatmates?

So it could be nine years. You're not sure because there's no date. Are you married? Has he asked you to marry him yet? No, not yet. Doesn't sound like he's going to and not because he doesn't love you. He just sounds like the kind of guy who doesn't get around to that kind of stuff. He's like, oh yeah, I just forgot to ask

babe. I actually don't want to get married. I'd like to get engaged. You want to leave him. I've no desire to get married. I just think it's kind of creepy that you have to get the government involved if you love someone. All right, Rebecca, no marriage conspiracies here, please, okay? Rebecca's like, keep Jacinda out of my marriage

Thanks Rebecca Rebecca Someone said that they celebrate their first Pash anniversary every November Their Pash anniversary I could probably figure out my Pash anniversary. They have been married

for 32 years now That is cute. Yeah. That's pretty cute. Yeah. Hey, are you a big movie guy? Do you like going to the movies? I like going to the movies. It's not something that I've been able to do since having kids. Yeah, true. Man, they just bust

your balls, honestly. Everything fun that you want to do. Love my kids. I haven't done anything fun for three and a half years. I know someone that does sometimes lie and tell her family that she has to go to work early and she goes to the movies

by herself. That's self-care. That is just taking some you time, isn't it? Exactly. I mean, it's lying and deception

and shirking your responsibilities but I get it. I get it, man. I get it. It's a great way to just kind of unwind. That's what I love about it. It's a great way to just kind of unwind. That's what I love about it. It's like that time where you put your phone away.

You do go to a lot of movies too. I love. Ryan and I love the movies. Yeah. Wasn't your first date going to the movies? No, it wasn't but we would have gone to the movies early on and continue to go to the movies regularly.

I like that. I like it. And it's great. You put your phone away, you just sit back quietly. You just watch the movie, take it in. Yeah.

Oh, you don't have to sell me on how good movies are. Yeah. Like I get it. But that's what I love about it mostly. Yeah.

But someone who has a very different take on movie etiquette is Zara Larsson. Oh, throwback. You know Zara Larsson? What was her big song lush life um yes zara larson yeah okay what's zara larson's hot take she says that going to the movies should not be a silent experience. Have a listen to this TikTok that she posted just the other day.

People say, oh, if you want to talk during a movie, you shouldn't go to the cinema. Lies. If you don't want to hear people talking during a movie, you shouldn't go to the cinema. Because, like, isn't the whole thing about watching something with other people in the same room to like experience it together and laugh and scream

and have full on analysis about the characters like while you're watching it I like how she's like ah wrong she was very aggressive about it wasn't she when she's got a controversial opinion do I think you should be allowed to talk during a movie

no no I think that's a stupid idea. But I get what she's saying. But you have your discussion afterwards. That's why it is a shared experience. Exactly. Go for a drink together after the movie or in the car ride home and you discuss the film that you've just seen. Sit quietly, though, while you're watching it.

Yeah. I have a similar opinion as Zara's, though, in that I think you should be allowed to use your phone in the movies? No. Yeah, I do. I do. I think it's so dark and it's your phone is just for you and if it's the light coming from the phone, that's what Claudia arced up about today and she's like,

no, it's too bright. It's not that bright. It's quite bright in a dark movie cinema. The person who has their phone isn't the one that pulls the brightness down though. They always leave it up and it's always so bright. It's not brighter than the enormous movie screen though. But it's not on the screen. It's like

always just out of the view and you always have to look at it because it's just to the side of your eye. And also it is two hours. Put your bloody phone away. Yeah but it's not your problem. Guess what Glyn? No it's not. But why do you need to be on your phone in a movie? I don't. But I think that if I wanted to, I should have the ability to. No,

put it away. Wrong. It's literally in the rules. They show the bloody thing at the start. Zara Larson me. Wrong. Okay, is there any other? So you guys disagree. That's fine. Me and Zara Larson are movie revolutionaries. Do you reckon you should be allowed to take hot food into the movie

that you didn't buy at the cinema? Yes, but you have to be considerate of smells. Yeah. So a curry? No. Wrong. Fish and chips? Yeah, fish and chips.

I'd let you get away with that. Yeah. A family pack from KFC? Nice. A 30-piece feed. No, I think that's got... I mean, it smells beautiful, but all you'd be doing the entire time

is wishing that you had KFC in the cinema if someone else brought it in with you. Listening to someone else suck the bone. Oh, wait, that's... Hopefully there's no bone sucking in the cinema. Wrong. Brian Clint with Maddie. Brian Clint. Hopefully there's no bone sucking in the cinema. Eh, wrong. Brie and Clint with Maddie.

Brie and Clint. ZM Brie and Clint with Maddie, filling in for Brie. New Maisie Peters, it's called Body Better. She was here at ZM today. She performed in ZM's Acoustic Corner and she opens for Ed Sheeran tomorrow night at Eden Park. You're going to that show? I'm going and I'm so excited. You'll be in a hoity-toity corporate box, won't you?

You'll be in the TVNZ lounge. I'm a man of the people. Yeah. But tomorrow night I will be a man of the people waving to everyone from on high. You'll be a man of the people in the way that King Charles is. Exactly. You'll be representing the people with the royal wave.

No, good on you. That'll be great the people with the royal wave. Now, good on you. That'll be great. The show looks insane. I heard Hayley Sproul saying this morning that if you can afford it, if you can fit it in the budget at the moment, there's still some tickets for Saturday. You have to go to this show. So worth it.

Yeah. It looks like no other show that's ever been here before. You don't become a global superstar without putting on a good bloody show. And it's just him. Yeah. The stage is just him. You know how Ed Sheeran works. So enjoy that if you're going tomorrow.

Hopefully this weather holds out, the storm that's coming. It's meant to come on Sunday, so that's polite of it to let us get the Ed Sheeran shows out of the way first. Thank you. So nice. Would have been nice if you'd done that for Elton John, but you know. Whatever, bro. have a great night me and Maddie will catch you back tomorrow

for a Friday Brian Clint show and a Friday Okie Friday Okie it was my song selection this week you ready? yeah

for Destiny's Child no I don't think I am ready we'll catch you tomorrow bye bye No, I don't think I am ready We'll catch you tomorrow, bye Bye