ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th February 2024

Episode Date: February 9, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM, Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody and welcome to the Friday Brie and Clint show. Oh, Brie just got a text. It's my bloody computer. I don't know why my texts are going to my computer. Well, you know the rules in radio? Oh no, I sound like my mother. Oh yeah, you was a real boomer.

That's fine with me. My mum's awesome. You know the radio rules though. You've got to read it out. Okay. You get a text on the radio, you don't have your phone on silent, you have to read it out.

Okay. God, I hope it's not test results or something. It's from my friend Dan. Okay. Hey, the door lock man says,

am I able to get some photos of the door? Question mark. Exciting stuff. Yeah. Sweet. Good. Glad I asked.

Nice. Put that on mute now, yeah? Yeah. Not very exciting. Hey, today on the show, we've got a round of Friday Okie. It's back. And this week,

with the success we had from doing a rap song last week, we've gone balls deep on the rap front. Today, for Friday Okie, we're going to be taking on an Eminem classic in the form of Without Me. This one. Harder than it seems. I thought, you know, you would have chosen a challenge for us. Like Rap God.

Rap God, yeah. Let's rip into it, though, with some tradiverse ladies, shall we? $50 up for grabs, all thanks to KFC. If you want to play today, give us a call right now. 0800 DIAL ZM. Bree and Clint. So, Veronica's fun fact about the Veronica's sisters.

Are they? Yep. Are they sisters? Yep. Like full sisters? Full sisters, yep. Are they? Full-blown sisters, yep. Yeah. Where are they from? Twins, but different dads. Are they twins? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like identical? Yep. Or fraternal? Different dads though. Different dads. Are they twins? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like identical?

Yep, yep. Or fraternal? Different dads, though. Different dads? How does that work? Not sure. Anyway, that's your Friday Gems Fun Fact. It's Tradie versus Lady.

Three, two, one, let's go. Crazy what happens over in the UK. I know. All right, it's time for tradie versus lady. The tradies and the ladies going head to head. The ladies picking up a win yesterday, which takes them to nine wins. The tradies right behind on eight. Our lady is calling from South Wairarapa.

She's 34 years old, and her and her husband have been skydiving together. Welcome to the show, Sam. G'day, Sam. Hi, how are you doing? I'm always interested to know what did you think of the guy that you were strapped to? He was pretty good looking. Was he? Lucky. Was it a husband? No, it wasn't a husband. The other guy was pretty good looking.

Lucky you, Sam. What about the guy your husband was strapped to? What was he like? Yeah, right, you were busy. You were preoccupied. Sam made sure she got the hot one, and that's all she cared about. Your take on our tradie today, they're from Invercargill. They're 21 years old, and they went to One Love in Christchurch for New Year's. Welcome to the show.

It's Khan. Hi, Khan. Oh, good day. How are you? Good, thank you. What was your favourite act at One Love? Oh, I can't remember much. I was pretty boggered.

Good stuff, Khan. All right. Oh, Kian. My bad. Sorry, I've just been given the phonetics. Here we go, guys. Kian, your buzzer is tradie. Sam, your buzz. My bad. Sorry, I've just been given the phonetics. Here we go, guys. Kian, your buzzer is tradie. Sam, your buzzer is lady.

First of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. I don't know. I was pretty buggered. Okay, question number one, guys. I love that. In the movie Back to the Future, what type of car is the time machine? Nobody. Nobody. No. No one. Nobody Nobody No

No one on that The answer Silverlight It was silverlight Yep It was silver But the answer We were looking for

Was DeLorean Very special Type of car You can actually buy them They're worth a lot of money now Question number two No points there for anyone. Which artist is known as the king of rock and roll?

Sadie. Yes, Sam. Is it Elvis? It is, of course, Elvis Presley, the king of rock and roll. One point to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady?

Yes, Sam. Is that Rue Domingo? Yeah. It is. They'll be at Symphony in the Domain tomorrow night. It's going to be an amazing show. The whole band is here. The boys are on the show with us this afternoon too.

Yeah, which will be great. Two to the ladies, none to the tradies. You need this one here, Kian, to stay in it. Question number four. Who invented the telephone? Lady. Yes, Sam, for the win. Alexander Graham. She is all over it. Well done. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Nicely done, Sam. Well done, Sam. That's a comprehensive victory. Kian, you still there, man? You still with us? Yeah, I'm still here. Are. That's a comprehensive victory. Kian, you still there, man? You still with us? Yeah, I'm still here. Are you a bit buggered, Kian? You're a bit buggered, Kian.

Yeah, dragging the churn. Oh, you have dem days, don't you? Kian's awesome. You have dem days, so. But, Sam, $50. 50 big ones. We'll get that sent out to you, mate. Awesome.

Thank you so much. Have a great day. You too. Have a great weekend. Get some rest, okay, Kian? He's gone to you, mate. Awesome. Thank you so much. Have a great day. You too. Have a great weekend. Get some rest, Akekyan. He's gone. Oh, he's gone. It's good to have a nap.

Pretty bugger day. Bree and Clint. Let's talk about hair. Hair dyeing, haircuts, streaks. What else do you get? Hair down there. No, not that type of hair. Just hair on your head.

Oh, okay. Going to the hair salon can be quite expensive. So I've heard. For us ladies mainly. When I say that, it can be quite expensive. Just us ladies actually because I feel like it's not a super expensive exercise for the men's. You can.

You can ratchet it up there as a man if you want. How? What would be, in your eyes, like an expensive trip to the hair salon or the barber? I don't do this, but I know that there are places you can go where you get like a beer or a whiskey and... Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, I know. I know.

Oh, I'm talking about hair stuff. I know. I know. As part of the haircut, you get a beer or a whiskey. Because they're trying to find ways to bring the price up. Because there's bugger all involved in a man's haircut. And I reckon like top, top, top, top, top end, $95 for a man's haircut. That's so much.

You poor things. This is quite an interesting story. And it's out of Belgium because the Federation of... Where? Belgium. Belgium. Belgium. Yeah.

Belgian. Belgium. If you're Belgian, you're from Belgium. Belgian. The place. Belgium. Belgium. The people.

Belgian. Belgian. Yeah. Yeah. The Federation? Belgian. Belgian. Yeah. Yeah. The Federation of Belgian hairdressers. You didn't let me finish. Oh, it's okay. It's fine.

Yeah. I finished. The Federation of Belgian hairdressers. So you're doing their paws. No, Belgian hairdressers. Yeah, I know. It's the paws that got me confused. But you jumped on me to accuse me I'd done it wrong.

You put the unnatural paws in there. Technically, I was right. It's the Belgian hairdressers. Oh, God. Now I look like a mansplainer. Okay. Don't accuse me. I've done it wrong. You put an unnatural pause in there. Technically, I was right. It's the Belgian hairdressers. Oh, God. Now I look like a mansplainer. Okay. Let's start again.

Let's start afresh. The Federation of Belgian Hairdressers, they're called Feeble Hair, is calling on its members to charge customers per minute regardless of their gender. So apparently this is a move to put an end to gendered pricing, which they're saying women typically pay more, significantly more for hair services than men. And I don't know what the prices are in Belgium, but they're saying that they should be charged per minute rather than for a men's haircut or for a woman's haircut

or whatever it is. Look, that sounds like it makes sense to me because I said there's bugger all involved with a man's haircut but I reckon there's probably more involved with mine than yours. Don't they just snip the bottom of yours off? Like if I'm getting a trim, like they literally just snip the bottom off. And what do they charge you for that?

For that, like a trim. Yeah. Like they literally just snip the bottom off. And what do they charge you for that? For that, like a trim. Yeah. Because then they'll usually, probably about 80 bucks. Oh, your mine's 55. Yeah. Yeah. So it's a bit more. A lot more.

Considering. You don't go as often though. That's because it's so expensive. No, that makes sense. Time in the chair. Time in the chair. Time in the chair. If a hairdresser was charging me by the minute. Because how long does your haircut take?

About 45 minutes. Oh, yeah. But if they were charging me by the minute, I'd be like, look, cut the chit-chat, please. Get to the cutting. Cut the chit-chat and cut the hair. Because if you're charging me by the minute, I don't want to have any small talk. I'm not here. And you know what? Hairdressers would

love that, I reckon. Would they? They would love it. I reckon hairdressers dread nothing more than hearing about your dumb, boring life and the small chit-chat that they have to do with everyone. You know how on an Uber now you can tick the option that says

don't talk to me before you get in the Uber? Some hairdressers do that now. I was going to say they should start bringing that in. Some hairdressers, like at the super fancy ones as well, they'll bring you a card out and they'll have all these things on the card and it'll be like, do you want to be spoken to? A little, a lot, heaps. And then like, do you want a tea, coffee, champagne?

Like all this type of stuff. Okay. It's quite interesting. Champagne. Can you imagine how much a haircut costs there? With no talking and some champagne. A lot. Yeah. I'd pay the money. Sounds. Quite interesting. Champagne. Can you imagine how much a haircut costs there? With no talking and some champagne. A lot. Yeah.

I'd pay the money. Sounds like a good time to me. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M, what is the most you've ever spent at one, like one sitting at a hair salon? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like one time going to the hair salon. Doesn't have to just be a haircut.

It can be whatever you had done, but it had to be in that one time going to the hair salon, doesn't have to just be a haircut. It can be whatever you had done, but it had to be in that one time that you went. You could have been getting a fresh weave stitched in. Is that a thing? Yes. Is that a thing? Hair extensions, weaves. You can get a full head of foils.

It costs a lot. Could have been getting bellyage. Is that a thing still? Bellyage. Not so much anymore, but it was big for a while. A dip dye? A dip dye. Getting a dip dye. I think that's kind of bellyage. Yeahyage. Not so much anymore, but it was big for a while. A dip dye. A dip dye. Are you getting a dip dye?

I think that's kind of bellyage. Yeah, right. I'm out of my depth here, but let's see what we get on the phone. You can also text us on 9696. The most you were charged at a hair salon in one go. Frosted tips. Yep. Still, that's brilliant.

You should go get that. I had it. Of course you did. I've go get that. I had it. Of course you did. I've already had it. Brian Clint. The people of Belgium or the Federation of Belgian Hairdressers are calling for hairdressers to make it so they charge per minute, not based on gender.

Slippery slope, eh? Because then it comes like taxi drivers and you think they're taking the long way around your haircut to charge you more, you know? What? You've already cut that bit. Oh, I see what you're saying. You know?

Yeah. Just make the, just, yeah, you know. Well, hey, mate. Hey, mate. Hey, I'm keen for it. But if you run out of money. Because the ladies, what they're saying is that us ladies get charged more. Yeah.

And the fellas get the cheap haircuts. I'm just worried that me as a man will have to pay more for my haircut. That's what I'm worried about here. But also, what if you run out of, you're watching the meter while you're having your haircut and then you run out of money and so then you have to leave with half a haircut. You know? What if it gets too expensive? Stop playing the world's tiniest violin, okay?

My feelings are valid. Okay? How I feel. Me, what about me? We want to find New Zealand's most expensive haircut. And Susie's on the phone with us. Hi, Susie. Hi, Susie. Hello.

Tell us, have you had a very expensive hairdresser trip? Yes. Me and my sister both went to the same one. Yeah. And I spent $400 on a half-headed highlight and a trim. Okay. Wow. And spent $600.

$600? Why was her $600? She was going from, like, a light brown to blonde. Oh, yeah, that is a lot more when you're going from dark to light. What a crock. No, it's true. What a crock. It's a lot more product. I'm on dark to light. What a crock. No, it's true. What a crock. It's a lot more product.

I'm on your side. I'm saying you ladies are getting ripped off. No, but I'm saying that is true. Yeah. Maybe she's got a bigger head than you, Susie. Maybe there was more surface space to do. I've got really thick hair. Hers is like way thinner than mine.

Yeah. And there's like shoulder length as well. 600 bucks. Yeah. 600 bucks. You'd want to look like bloody. as well. 600 bucks? Yeah. 600 bucks. You'd want to look like bloody. Trust me, when people go in there

and they go, I've got dark brown chocolate hair and I'd like to be blonde by the time I leave. I do feel for the hairdressers. Yeah, they see those people coming. Someone texted and said, I spent $500 getting my hair turned blue.

I hope you wanted it blue and it wasn't like one of those dye jobs Like you were like, this is what I want. Yeah, yeah. Because I mean, I don't think hair goes blue. I've seen people...

It goes green sometimes. Orange. Yeah. When they want it blonde. Michelle's on 800 dials at him. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi.

Tell us, mate, how much did you pay? Okay. I took my adult daughter and myself for a treat one day. Okay. Good haircut. I got to the counter and she said, that'll be $500. And I went, what?

For both of us, that's $500? She said, no, no, that's each. Oh, jeez. What'd you get, a haircut? Just a haircut. And you know what? I've got really mega thick hair. Oh.

Yeah, but what, did they bust out the weed whacker or something? 500 bucks. I know. I couldn't believe it. And she closed down soon after that, so I think she probably just sits up somewhere, gets a whole lot of money before anyone can do anything. She's off somewhere else.

I reckon that's the scam. Michelle, come round to my place. I'll get the chainsaw out. We'll sort that thick hair out. Bree gave me a haircut once. It wasn't the worst haircut I've ever had. It was not bad, thank you. It was lockdown and I was desperate, but It wasn't the worst haircut I've ever had. It was not bad, thank you. It was lockdown and I was desperate, but it wasn't the worst haircut I've ever had.

I am from, I'm the daughter of a hairdresser. My mum is a hairdresser. And I've cut, in the last six months, I've cut, well, your hair I cut a while ago. I cut my friend Megan's hair, Cam Mansell from the night show's hair, my partner's hair. Who's next, Michelle? I've done heaps of people's hair too, just because they can't afford it. And I've cut

hair forever as well, but I couldn't believe it. 500 bucks, maybe you should get into hairdressing, Michelle. You'll get rich. What did they give you, a mohawk? Let's go to Danny on 0800 dollars at M. Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny. Hi. Can you top that? How much did you pay at the hair salon?

$680. $680. What did they do? So I got full highlights and a trim. A trim? Yes. And wait, did you say half or full highlights? Full highlights.

Oh, it's a full head of highlights. Did you walk out of there satisfied? Were you like, $680, I'm happy with this? No. No. Can I ask, how long were you in the chair for? I'm betting it was like five or six hours. Yes, it was.

It was the entire afternoon and they were closing up. So it's like $100 an hour that you were in the chair for. I have no idea. She charged me for extra toner, extra colour. I was like, what? Extra electricity. They had to leave the lights on for you. Do you have thick hair, Denny? I do. Okay.

It was not that long. It was maybe shorter length or a little bit longer. I started asking for the price up front. That's too much, Denny. That's too much. Thank Danny. Were you at least happy with the end result of what it looked like? No, I cut

it off afterwards because the ends were really dry. Not ideal. Someone just texted and said, I paid $8.80 at the hairdresser. Biggest shock of my life. $8.80? I would want to look like a whole new person for $8.80. I'd want a look like a whole new person For 880

You know I want a full facelift for that Yeah I'd be like I want my eyebrows to be sitting on the back of my neck I like this person Shout out to the Cambridge hairdresser That only charges me 35 bucks for a decent trim

What about this person I went to quite a fancy salon in London When I lived there in the early 2000s So this was what 20 20 something years ago. I got a cut and a colour. When it got to the end, they charged me 222 pounds, which with the exchange rate was about $666. I've never forgotten it. I almost died. Noodles for the rest of the week. Obviously, I just had to pay it. There's been a few times, especially when I was a young student

or didn't have much money, and they tell you what it is, and you're like, here you go. And then cry in the car and hate your haircut. All the way home. Bree and Clint. Time to get the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here.

What's the huge movie that has confirmed a release date for its sequel, Dean? Oh, my goodness. We're so excited. Moana number two is getting the sequel and it's coming this year. November 27 is the release date. Disney CEO Bob actually announced, which is obviously just thrilling. Thrilling. We loved the first one.

It was absolutely a phenomenon. And, of course, number two coming in has just made everyone's hearts bursting. I'm actually in Hawaii right now, and I just love that they are making a number two. I love that. I thought they would have already made one. Yeah, me too. With how popular the first one was. The Rock is the perfect Maui.

He's so good at that role. And I saw him on Jimmy Fallon. Also, at the end of last year, confirming that they're doing a live action version of it too. Yeah, they're going to milk it for all it's worth. They definitely will. You know, they just do that for all of the successful ones these days. Do you know when the first one came out?

Nah. When would you say? I reckon about three years old. About three years old? Because they've done a today orori version of it now too. 2016. 2016? Yeah.

Yeah, right. That's like a lot older than what I thought it was. You've got to milk it. You've got to milk it. Anything great, you've got to milk the juice out of it and then do a sequel. You've got to milk that money train on little train titties. Oh, people love this? Milk it.

Oh, that's disgusting. Brian Clint, that's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent. He's better than this, Dean. Bree doesn't need you making milking sound effects in the background. He's a high-quality celebrity correspondent and you're pretending to milk...

I'd like to officially apologise to you, Dean. You're pretending to milk Maui from Moana. Not to Clint because I know your level and you're about on the same level as me. I'm not about this level. No, we're fine. Bree and Clint. Zen and Blink 182 for Friday Jams.

I think they're here next month. Did you see Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian are in Australia at the moment? Yeah, that must be where they're doing before they come to New Zealand. And then they'll come here afterwards. I wish I bought tickets to that. But it went on sale. It was one of those ones that goes on sale 18 months before the concert.

And I was like, ah, there's no way I can justify a purchase for a concert that far. You don't know where you're going to be in 18 months. But actually, if you do it, by the time the concert rolls around, it feels like they're off free tickets. Technically, you could get pregnant, have the baby, and still go to the concert. Yeah, the baby would be nine months old. Yeah.

And you could get a babysitter. Isn't that wild? Which, ironically, with the average age of a Blink-182 fan, I reckon a lot of them did. Yeah, probably. I want to talk about Travis Kelsey, boyfriend to Taylor Swift, playing in the NFL Super Bowl this Monday, Monday here in New Zealand, obviously Sunday for the States.

He's made a really big purchase recently, and reports and inside reporters are saying that it's to impress Taylor Swift. It's not a ring, is it? Nah, it's not a ring. Imagine if he proposed with a Super Bowl ring. Would that be cool or cringe? You know, on the field, he just gets given the Super Bowl ring.

Taylor's running out there in her Chiefs jersey and then he gets down with the Super Bowl ring. Oh, I don't know about it. Cool or cringe? I don't know about it. I think it might be cringe. I think it might be cringe. I think it might be. But what a story.

What a story. Wouldn't it be? No, it's not a ring. He hasn't purchased a ring. Apparently, reports are that he has purchased a brand new, shiny, mahoosive mansion. Oh, okay. Bought a new house worth a whopping $9.5 million. Oh.

And people are saying it's so he could impress Taylor Swift, but there's a lot more to it than that. Apparently the house that he has been living in, like his current house, was very accessible to the public. What, like wheelchair ramps and stuff? No, like it was just kind of like a house on a street. It wasn't like in a gated community. Oh, just like a normal house.

Oh, yeah, he's too famous for that. Yeah, like it was a big house, but not like a crazy big house. Yeah, he's too famous now. And he's been getting so famous that people are waiting outside and turning up on his front lawn and all that kind of thing. So he's had to buy this huge mansion. Where is it? Is it in Kansas City?

Yeah, I believe so. And this is what it's got. Do you want to know the bells and the whistles? For $9.5 million, what do you get in Kansas City? His new love nest has a spacious six-car garage, a wine cellar. It's got a Beverly Hills-style pool area, a tennis and pickleball court, and a miniature golf course. Wow.

It's on over three acres of pristine land. A giant man like him can't play pickleball or miniature golf. I'm sorry. He's enormous. Why not? It'd be so cute. Can you imagine seeing him with those tiny little golf clubs? He'd look even bigger.

How much did you say he spent? $9.5 million. That's how much Taika Waititi spent on his house in Pointe-Chevre to impress Rita Ora. Is that how much he paid for the Pointe Chevre house, is it? Yeah. Well, that's his wife. I guess they bought it together, but yeah.

In Pointe Chevre, he probably got for $9.1 million, Pointe Chevre in Auckland, he probably got a two-bed townhouse for that. A do-up. Worst house on the best street for $9.5. Should have bought in Kansas City. Yeah, absolutely. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M,

have you ever made a purchase, like quite a big purchase, to impress someone that you were dating? It's not big, but remember when I gave my bedroom a makeover, when I first started seeing Lucy, who would go on to be my wife? And you bought the black satin sheets? Black polyester sheets. Sorry. Thank you very much.

That makes it so much better. I pimped my bed. I was like, well, I've got to have a nice bed if she's going to come over from Australia and stay here. Why did you think black sheets? Because I thought it was chic. I thought it was like... Black sheets just show up everything.

Everything. Everything. She was very polite about it the first time. And then I think the second time she came over, she was like, we're going to get some new sheets. And I was like, sure thing. You're like, but they're 12 thread count. But I got these on a Farmer's Red Dot special. Come on.

Oh, $800 at M or Texas on 9696. More than sheets. What did you buy to impress someone, and did it work? Bree and Clint. Travis Kelsey, one of the greatest tight ends in history and also a very good football player, has recently purchased a very flashy mansion in Kansas and people are saying it's because he needed to

impress Taylor Swift. Poor guy. I feel like he can't do anything now without everybody thinking it's just to impress Taylor Swift. You know what? Yeah, I know. It's a bit hard. He's upped his clothing game too recently. His style is so good now. Oh, he has a very good stylist. But

everyone's going, oh, it's because of Taylor Swift. But did you know this? Because I found this out when I was researching about this mansion that he purchased, that in 2022, his salary, and this is just for the Kansas Chiefs, his salary in 2022 was $2.9 million US. Okay. And this year, his salary was 11.2 million.

Wow. That's a big jump. It's huge. But they won a Super Bowl, so they... That's true. But what's it going to be next year? Because it's well documented now that his relationship with Taylor Swift has added $500 million to the value

of his football team. The value of him as a player, like just being in that relationship. As a personality, yeah. Has gone up because it puts more bums on seats. So marketable. People are buying his jersey and all of the products associated to him a lot more. Yeah. But we've asked you guys, based on Travis Kelsey buying this big fancy mansion,

whether he poured it to impress Taylor Swift or not. Bit rough. Probably not. Probably just wanted to buy himself a nice house. Probably just needed a more secure house. We've asked you guys, have you made a purchase and tried to impress someone with it? AJ's caught up on $800 at him. G'day, AJ.

G'day, mate. G'day, mate. How you going? We're good, mate. What was the purchase, a big purchase you made to try and impress someone? A little bit embarrassing, but allegedly a house. What? You bought a house as well?

Yeah. Allegedly. Allegedly. Tell us, who was the person and why did you think buying a house was going to impress them? Well, I didn't have a person in mind, but I was single at the time and I was like, you know what I need? I need a house. That's what I need.

And then I'll get a girlfriend and it'll be all good. I see what you're saying. So, AJ, you've bought the house in the hope to impress future girls that you meet. Yeah. Did it work? I see what you're saying. Did it work? Yeah. It did.

It's been going out for like two years now, so it's all good. Yeah, there you go. Oh, and how much rent do you charge her? Well, we just moved out and moved to Australia, so I'm renting it out now. Oh, there you go. Are you calling us from Australia? Sure am.

No way. Whereabouts in Australia are you right now? I'm in Brisbane. Oh, and you're still listening to our show? Of course. Oh, that's cool. You're a top man, AJ. Can I just check?

So when you bought the house but didn't have the girlfriend yet, did you then put in your Tinder bio, I have a house? No. Did you put a picture in your Tinder profile of you next to the sold sign when you'd purchased the house? You know, that photo that everyone does with the sold sticker? No, not on Tinder, mate. That's a bit forward.

Oh, mate, I would have milked that house purchase for all it was worth. Yeah. AJ, homeowner, good guy. Homeowner, dog lover. Thanks for the toll call, mate. We appreciate it. Good to talk to you. Yeah, no stress.

Talk to you guys soon. Thanks, AJ. He can toll call us now because he's saving money because he's got renters in there. He's a landlord. Yeah. Yeah, he's getting those capital gains going on. Exactly. There you go. it does work.

Not a silly idea. All you have to do? Buy a house. Simple. Last night, Rudimental played the Christchurch Town Hall with support from ZM's own Dan Ox and tomorrow they'll play with full band at the incredible Symphony in the Domain.

We're very lucky to have in studio right now from Rudimental Piers and Kizzy the lads the lads the lads back to back to back to back

shows the boys have been working hard yeah yeah I mean you know we're used to it now we were just saying

how we're used to it but I don't know we're broken we're broken broken men have you had some nice strong like Auckland coffee yet

Because that will Put you back on your feet A lot of the time I just went to Huffer And had Like I had Hot sauce

And a cold coffee And My belly There's a lot going on inside You had that together Yeah You've had two Diuretics in one go

Jeez You boys are no strangers To New Zealand You guys have been here A few times Do you have a favourite place That you've played In New Zealand before

You know what Once I did Rhythm and Vine Festival And I got to see The north of the island And the south Yes I flew into the south

It was really rocky Yes And it's just like Incredible Yeah In terms of shows though Last night I was up there With one of the best ones

We've done in New Zealand Really Yeah Pretty special Well Christchurch Loved their breaks and their drum and bass music. Oh, they send it in Christchurch. Yeah, it felt like that. Yeah, the energy in the room was, yeah, it was up there.

Well, you haven't done Tomorrow Night, like, Symphony. I'm telling you, I've been to all of them. One of the best gigs I think I've ever been to, and now that you guys are going to be there, I can't wait. Are you guys pumped for it? Yeah, yeah, we are. Can't wait. We've got some new songs to play as well.

So, yeah, some classics and some new bits. So, yeah. Full live band show too. It is. Yeah. Full band. How many of you travel for the live shows when it's a full band? There's eight of us in the band.

Yeah. And, yeah, we've got amazing vocalists, Afronaut Zoo and Shania, who just deliver the songs in an incredible way. Yeah. And we've really,'ve really spent a lot of time, I guess even since the last time we came out here, the show's changed a lot. We've always fine-tuned it. So I think it's in a really strong place.

14 years as a band, is that right? Since we've been having success, probably like 12 years. But before that, it was probably nearly 20 years. Wow. So what do you do to stop from hating each other like Outkast

or Simon and Garfunkel like what do you do to stay we were just talking about Andre's flute album oh well I mean I'm dropping a flute album

soon I was gonna say you know we grew up together we've been in football teams together we have you know

been through a lot together so have you know been through a lot together so like you know we're still we're still really good friends and yeah of course we have our moments there were there was moments earlier on this tour it was a moment when security had to come really yeah that's a real friendship though isn't it that's it it's a proper band it's a proper band yeah because we annoy each other but we also love each other you know and know, and it's like it's part of the kind of makeup, you know, I couldn't imagine being in any other band. I saw you guys for the first time live back in 2015 when you were touring around with Ed Sheeran.

Yeah. And I remember my mum begged me to take her to this Ed Sheeran concert. Of course, I loved Ed Sheeran as well. And we went along and I'll never forget afterwards, I said, so mum, like, how'd you like the Ed Sheeran? Like, you I loved Ed Sheeran as well and we went along and I'll never forget afterwards I said so mum how did you like the Ed Sheeran

you've been asking me for months and she goes Rudimental was kind of my favourite Is your mum coming to the show? Oh I wish

she's back in Aussie but she'd be there If we got her over could she get a backstage pass? Yeah of course Oh she's pretty loose my mum I don't know

She'd be on the piss with you guys, I think. More with the Rudimental boys after this. Bree and Clint. ZDM, Bree and Clint, that's Rudimental. The boys are in studio

with us right now because they play tomorrow at Symphony in the Domain. We want to test your guys' friendship real quick, if that's okay. We play a game on our show called the One Second

Song Challenge, where we take turns guessing songs based on one second of a song. And we've made a special version just for you lads. You keen to give it a go? Yeah. Alright, here we go. Normally, it's an array of songs from all different genres, bands, groups. Today, for you lads,

it's only going to be rudimental songs. Perfect. What a sick jingle. Great jingle. Did you like that? Yeah, who did that? It's always embarrassing playing our jingles in front of real musicians.

I thought that was the game for a second. Yeah, same. I was like, I don't reckon that's a sin. Okay, nothing but rudimental tracks. All you game for a second. I was like, what is this? I don't recognise this song. Okay, nothing but rudimental tracks. All you get is one second. Your name is your buzzer, Piers and Kezzy. If you buzz in, you have to guess what it is. And if you get it, you get a point.

Okay? Let's see how we go. Can you name this rudimental song? Piers. Well, Piers is in? Alibi. It is Alibi. With the amazing Ella Henderson. Yes, Piers is in? Alibi. It is Alibi. That's right.

With the amazing Ella Henderson. Yes, yes. Epic. It's one point to you, mate. Let's see how you go with this one. Okay, here's another one. What's this rudimental song? Kezi.

Field of Love. Yeah. Too easy. That was easy money. Too good. Of course, John Newman on that one. The boys are operating on three hours of sleep, so this is like a cognitive test as much as like a musical test. I love it.

But it's one apiece. One second song challenge. What's this rudimental song? Pez. I'm going to say Kezzy just got in. Not giving in. Not giving in. What have I got?

All right, we're at 2-1. What about this one right here? Bears. These days. Oi! He's doing that thing now that Bree does where he buzzes in before the song starts playing. It gets real competitive, eh?

All right, so we're at two apiece. This is for the win. Okay. Winner takes all. Can you do this? Yes. See? See? all. Can you guess? Yes. See? Okay.

Are you ready? I'm going to make it real short. Can you do that? Pears, pears, pears, pears. Spoons. No, it's not spoons. Worth a guess. You want a free guess?

I didn't even hear it. Did you? Waiting all night. If you want to see the boys live, they will play Symphony in the Domain tomorrow thanks to Manuka Farm.

There's still tickets available for it. It's a full band live set along with Symphony No. 5, Fat Freddy's Drop, John Butler Trio. Everybody's going to be there. Brie and I are going to be there.

Absolutely. Great to see you guys. Thanks for coming in. Thanks, lads. Bye-bye. Brie and I are going to be there. Absolutely. What a lineup. Great to see you guys. Thanks for coming in. Thanks, lads. Bye. Brie and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Brie and Clint's Friday Hokey. For those new to the Brie and Clint show in 2024, every Friday, Brie and I go head-to-head in a singing battle.

We spend some time with a pro who records us in and polishes us up and adds some effects and makes it sound as good as possible. It's like on The Voice, you know, when they're in the battle rounds? Yeah. Kind of like that. And they get to spend some time in Randy Jackson's studio. And they sing the same song and they go head-to-head and one of them gets the boot.

Today, for our challenge, we're taking on an Eminem classic. Bit of rapping, bit of singing. Gets the boot. Today, for our challenge, we're taking on an Eminem classic. Guess who's back? Back, back, back again. Bit of rapping, bit of singing. Sheenie's back. It's got it all. Freestyling. Freestyling?

Guess who's back? Did you not freestyle? Did you go off script? Maybe. I'm looking forward to that. Mate, I could barely do the actual lyrics. How this works is we play both of them. It's not the whole song, by the way.

It's just like a minute of it. And then you guys decide on 0800DIALZM who the winner is. I'll go first. All right, good luck. And then you'll get to hear Bree's Eminem. Ooh! Guess who's back? Back again.

Shady's back. Tell a friend. Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? I created a monster because nobody wants to see Marshall no more. They want shady. I'm chopped liver. Well, if you want shady, this is what I'll give you. A little bit of me. We're doing some hard liquor, some vodka, then those drums start your heart quicker than a shock When I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor When I'm not cooperating

When I'm rocking the table while he's operating You ain't at this long so stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag, inovulating I know that you got a job, Miss Chaney But your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be Or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV, but it feels so empty without me.

So come on, dip, bum on your lips, jump back, jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit and get ready. Cause this shit's about to get heavy. I just settled on my lawsuit. Q-Devay! Now this looks like a job for me. So everybody just follow me. Cause we need a little controversy. Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me So everybody Just follow me Cause we need a little controversy Cause it feels so empty without me How did I manage to make Eminem sound even whiter? How is that even possible? Pretty good, pretty good

We said you can vote after you've heard both songs We just played mine and someone texted, I vote Brie. Someone said, I know you said that it isn't the whole song, but this feels real long. Yeah. I feel like mine. Time goes slow when you're enjoying things. I feel like mine's going to feel way longer.

Really? Yeah. Well, here it comes. Oh, God, I'm dreading this. This is what an Australian female immanent would sound like. Guess who's back? Back again. Shady's back.

Tell a friend. Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? I've created a monster

because nobody wants to see Mosh no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of me, mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka, that'll jumpstart my heart quicker Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital By the doctor when I'm not cooperating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating

Hey, you waited this long to stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and opulating. I know that you got a job, Miss Chaney, but your husband's heart problem's complicating. So the FCC won't let me be, or let me be me, so let me see. They tried to shut me down on MTV, but it feels so empty without me.

So, come on and dip, bum on your lips, jump back, jiggle a hip, and wiggle a bit and get ready, cause this is about to get heavier. Just set on on my little suit. Q-Device! Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, cause we need a little controversy, cause I feel so empty without me. I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, cause we need a little controversy,

cause I feel so empty without me. Damn! I'm happy with that. Are you happy? I'm happy. Someone said, how bogan does Eminem sound? I'll take that. I'll take it.

Someone said, can I vote for Eminem? No, okay? He's not here. He did none of the work this week. We are opening the phone lines and we're looking for five people to call us right now on 0800 dial ZM who would like to cast a vote in Fridayoke. You can give feedback. Yes.

You can give criticism. You can give constructive criticism. You can give destructive criticism. We're open to all of it. Yeah. Someone said, why was Bree's moan at the start so erotic? Huh? That was a bad one, wasn't it?

Not ideal. Five people. One winner in Friday Oki. Who's it going to be? Bree and Clint. It's Friday and we're looking for a winner of Friday Oki. Friday Oki. You may or may not have just heard us taking on M&M's without me.

Mine sounded like this. Now this looks like a good job for me M&M's without me. Mine sounded like this. Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cos we need a little controversy Cos it feels so empty without me And Bree's sounded like this. Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me

Cos we need a little controversy Cos it feels so empty without me We're looking for five votes to pick the winner. You can't vote on the text machine, but we do enjoy getting texts like this one. I vote aquapoo lady. No, enough with the aquapoo lady. Although I will take the vote.

Someone said, I'm not going to lie. I enjoyed both of those. It was your least cringy Friday-oke so far. Normally they can be quite cringey. As a white person myself, I know what my family puts up with when I rap in the car now. Let's go to the phones and get some votes,

some real votes, like one from Kayla. Hi. Kia ora. Hi. What did you think this week? I thought they weren't both too bad, but my 12-year-old son made a decision halfway through Brady's vote, What did you think this week? I thought they weren't both too bad, but my 12-year-old son made a decision halfway through Bree's vote,

and he voted for Bree. Hey! Yes, I'll take it. Can you thank your son for me, please, Kayla? I will. Thank you, Kayla. Appreciate it. We appreciate it.

Let's go to Sapphire on 0800-DARZATM. Hi, Sapphire. Hello, Sapphire. Hi. What are your thoughts this week, mate? So we were in the car with my dad and my sister and we have all voted on Clint this week. Yes. Fair enough.

Thank you, Sapphire. Fair enough. Thanks, Sapphire. Have a great weekend. Let's talk to Savannah on 0800 Dials at M. Hi, Savannah. Hi, Savannah or Savannah? It's Savannah.

Savannah. What did you think? Who did a better M&M? I actually think Brie should win this one. I will take it, Savannah. And I think Clint needs to put more energy into it next time. Okay. Okay.

No, it's good feedback. What did you say? A bit sad? Yeah. Okay. Just a little bit. Savannah, brutal. I took the feedback before that, but that's totally, I get it. a bit sad. Yeah. Okay. Just a little bit. Savannah. I mean,

I took the feedback before that, but that's totally, I get it. You just doubled down on it, Savannah, and we like it. Thanks, Savannah.

Let's go to Lockie on 0800. Keep me in this, Lockie. Hello, Lockie. Sorry, Clint, but it's got to go to three. No! Come on, Lockie!

Let's go, baby. She just had more energy, mate. What are you talking about? She just had way more energy. No one has more energy than me. I gave it that trailer trash, oomph, Lockie. Definitely, definitely. Yes, boy.

Thanks, Lockie. Thanks, Lockie. You have a great weekend, mate. See you, mate. Let's see if you can get last vote as well. Gavin's here. G'day, Gav. Hello, Gav.

Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Who do you think had the better M&M this week, mate? Oh, pretty. You reckon I took it as well? Yep. I just, I feel like I come from a similar background to M&M, you know? Trailer trash.

Trailer trash. Bit of bogan. Thank you, Gav. Appreciate your vote, mate. We appreciate it, mate. Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me. Because we need a little controversy Cause I feel so empty without me

Texts are coming in thick and fast. Aquapoo lady for the win. Stop that. Stop. Actually, now I'll take the boat. Someone said Clint needed more of an erotic moan at the start and he would have had mine. Ready? You follow me.

You ready? Can you imagine if you're in the bedroom with me and I made that noise? You and me are in there. It's like the first time we've gone home together. The lights are off and you just hear me go. We've had a couple of good weeks, I think. I think so. We've been pretty solid.

We're rapping again next week. It's rap month. Oh, jeez. I think so. You're pretty solid. We're rapping again next week. It's rap month. Oh, jeez. Okay? Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie. Are we doing

another Friday Okie? Oh, I played the wrong thing. Round two. I wonder why everyone was looking at me weird. No, it's not time

for a Friday Okie, is it? No, it's not. for a Friday Oki, is it? No, it's not. It's not. It's not. It's time for Birthday Banger. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Birthday Banger time for your Friday.

Number one songs when you turn 16. Who have we got up first? Maren's going to go first. Hi, Maren. Hi, Maren. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks.

What are you up to for the weekend, Maren? I'm actually walking tomorrow, so nothing too exciting. Well, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. What are you up to for the weekend, Maren? I'm actually working tomorrow, so nothing too exciting. Well, lovely. Well, we're glad you're here. What's your date of birth? 2nd of 11, 1990. Right. That means, Maren, you were 16 in 2006. And let me take you back to your 16th with this one. Tune. What was the Justin Timberlake song that came up earlier and I was like, this is not it?

What Goes Around Comes Around. Whereas this, this is it. This is it? Same album. Yeah, but this was like... This is Fedora era Justin Timberlake. Do you like it, Maren? It's all right, eh?

It's all right? Okay. She's like, I would have rather what goes around comes around. It's more of a Cry Me A River girl. Yeah. Okay, Maren, hold the line for us. You could be our winner. Let's talk to Jonty on 0800 dial ZM.

Hi, Jonty. Hi there. How are you guys? Hi. Hi. Mate, how's your week been? Yeah, not too bad, not too bad. You got any big plans for the weekend?

Oh, just a bit of golf, really. A bit of golf. Where are you golfing? Out at Wadahiri. Nice. Nice. What's your handicap? 14, 15.

Oh, yeah, pretty good. What clubs are you hitting with? Just a few colour leagues, not too bad. Oh, nice, Jonty. Nice, nice. We know our golf. Do you wash your balls? No, not too bad. Oh, nice, Jonty. Nice, nice. We know our golf. Do you wash your balls? Not often.

No. Yeah. What about the golf ones? Hey, Jonty, what's your birthday? 12th of May, 2005. 12th of May, 2005. Oh, he's just a baby. He's just a baby, isn't he?

Sorry, Jonty. He's just a baby. And you asked about his balls. You did it first. He was 16 only a couple of years ago in 2021. Here's his birthday banger. He's old enough. Do you like Doja Cat and SZA as your birthday banger, Jonti?

Not overly fizzed. No, neither. Yeah. It's a good song, but I wouldn't say it's a banger. Not a banger, though, is it? No. Ah, gutted. Gutted for you, Jonti.

Call up another time, Jonti, and make up a fake birthday. Sounds good. Yeah, okay, sweet. Yeah, fun times. Let's do one more for Mariba. Hi, Mariba. Hi, Mariba. Hi.

Cool name. You know there's a place in more for Mariba. Hi, Mariba. Hi, Mariba. Hi. Cool name. You know there's a place in Queensland called Mariba. I know. I was actually born in Tasmania. No way. Were you named after the place in Queensland called Mariba? No. I was named after there were two rivers meeting where I was born.

So that's how I got my name. Must be a Mariba river there. Yeah. Yeah, there probably is. The town's a bit of my name. Must be a Mariba River there. Yeah. Yeah, there probably is. The town's a bit of a hick town, but they grow great coffee. They make great coffee, yeah. Sounds good.

I like your honesty, Mariba. Hey, what's your birthday? Fourth of the 9th, 1985. All right, mate. That means you were 16 in 2001, and I have a feeling it's going to be a ripper. Shut up, shop. Time to go home. She wasn't wrong.

Time to go home. We found our winner. Do you like a bit of Lifehouse? Oh, I remember doing karaoke to it when I was 16. Hell yeah. That's my vote. That's the vibes we're looking for. It's everybody's vote.

That is the vote. It's everybody with taste. You know, it's everybody who's got good taste's vote. Great taste, love a That's my vote. That's the vibes we're looking for. It's everybody's vote. That is the vote. It's everybody with taste. You know, it's everybody who's got good taste's vote. Great taste, love a bit of lifehouse. You've won, Mariba. Have a good weekend. You too, mate. Bree and Clint, sit in. I'm starving for truth.

I'm closer to where I started. Bree and Clint. Way in my moment here where I can't hold. Sit in Brie and Clint. Every time it comes up in Birthday Banger, we play it because we love it and that's who we are, that's how old we are, that's the music that we like. Oh, I love some classic Christian rock. It's Lifehouse from 2001. Definitely not ZDM.

This is Soft Rock Heaven. I forgot they're a Christian band. Yeah, you're right. Christian band, eh? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, same as... Is that song about Jesus? Could be.

Is that who they're waiting to make them move? Hanging by a Mormon hair. Hanging by a Mormon. Hanging by... No, not Mormon. Oh. They're Christian. They had not Mormon. Oh. They're Christian. They had other bangers too.

Yeah, they were a great band. I wonder what they're up to. Was Evermore a Christian band? I don't think so. I'm pretty sure they were. I think they started. Oh, okay. And then kind of moved more into the pop top 40.

Kiwi Boys. You become a master of your instrument in those church bands, you know? I'm pretty sure. A lot of time on the instrument. What was the festival? They started at like a festival with lots of tents in New Zealand. Parachute. Christian Parachute.

Yeah, that's the one. Lots of bands came out of Parachute. Christian? Parachute, yeah. Yeah, that's the one. Lots of bands came out of Parachute. Yeah. All right. Let's talk about how you can make yourself hotter. Oh, yeah. And I'm not talking about, you know, doing things to your physical appearance.

I'm talking about different ways you can manipulate to make yourself appear hotter towards other people. Manipulate other people into thinking you're hot. Yes. Okay. So Lillian Park, who is an associate professor at the Department of Psychology at the State University of New York, big title, says that opposed to physically changing the way you look, there are ways you can manipulate other people into finding us more attractive.

I love this. Okay. You mind-iff them into thinking you're hot. So there's different things you can do to appear more hot towards people. So there's a book called How to Win Friends and Influence Fungi. So this is all in this book where she talks about different things that you can do. So in the book, it explains that wearing red is one surefire way to make yourself more attractive towards others.

Not me. Red's not your colour? Red is not my colour. I look like a tomato. I'm so pale that the redness kind of reflects and I have like a red hue about me. So if we're, yeah, look, red's not everyone's colour. But like if you think about what's really sexy,

people always are like red dress. I mean, the Jonas Brothers sing about it. Red dress. Yeah. And if we're going off the team, who would we say here at the Brain Clinch show wears the most red? I don't think me. I don't wear

red. I feel like none of us wear any red. We've got to start wearing more red. Yeah, that's me this weekend. I'm going shopping. Red lipstick, quite a hot colour, quite a sexy colour. Okay, that's the first thing. Don't all the guys in the mongrel mob wear red as well?

Red shoes and red hoodies and stuff? I think so. Yeah. Isn't that hot? So hot. She also says there's something called the cheerleader effect. Okay. Which is where by having attractive friends...

Oh, yeah. ...can heighten your own desirability towards others. Yeah. Except, except... Who's got the hottest friends out of all of us? Who's got the hottest friends? It'd be weird being like, I've got hot friends. I've got hot friends.

I've got hot friends. I have hot friends. I don't have hot friends. If my friends are listening, they know. That's so rude. None of us. Oh, come on. There's a bunch of dads past their prime.

Except this rule, I reckon the exception to this rule, though, is in your Tinder profile picture. Like, you don't want to have people that are hotter than you in your Tinder profile picture. If you're going to have a group photo, you want to make sure you're the hottest one in the photo. Yeah. Yeah.

Have a photo with the Duff if you need someone else in the photo. Don't stop. That term is being cancelled. Don't get a photo with the Duff if you need someone else in the photo. Don't stop. That term is being cancelled. Don't get me started on the Duff. The Duff. What's it again? He's a native ugly flat friend. That movie hit a bit too close to home for me.

Oh, it's so bad when you realise you're the Duff. You know what they say? If you don't think your group has a Duff, you're the Duff. I've definitely been the Duff in certain group circles. And I can admit it. I'll be like, in this friendship group, I am the Duff. It's such a mean concept, but it is so funny. Hey, the Duff always has the best personality.

Totally. So whatever, guys. The study also revealed that participants rated attractiveness higher when the opposite party was more passive. In what way? Like not like in your face like, hey, I'm the funny one. I think like more passive as in like you. More of a pushover.

Huh? More of a pushover. Yeah, I don't know really what they mean by that because I don't know if I necessarily agree with that. But that's what it says. That's what the research... What's the opposite of passive? Aggressive.

Aggressive. No. Assertive. Assertive. Assertive, yeah. I feel like assertiveness is quite hot. Yeah, me too. Unless it goes too far.

Yeah, there's a line. You know? There's a line on both sides. Okay, let's abandon that one. That's fine. Yeah, yeah. Abandon that one. It also says, in a study conducted at a Sydney bar, punters were asked to rate fellow patrons

on attractiveness at the beginning, middle, and end of the evening. Love that. While having their blood alcohol levels measured. And it said, although blood alcohol levels increased, obviously, as the night went on, researchers said that it was not the only factor that changed how hot people were perceived to be. So it was the repeated exposure to the same people as the night went on,

coupled with a smaller group of potential suitors. Right. So they're saying, as the night goes on, yes, the alcohol helps. Yeah. But when the group gets smaller. As people start leaving the bar and your options decrease. You get more desperate. Yeah.

Oh. Standard love. You become the best of a bad bunch. Yeah, exactly. Okay. Yeah. So what's the answer if you want to use that one? Hang around.

For as long as you can. Don't get too drunk and hang around as late as possible and look at everyone yeah yeah okay and then the last thing it says here positive comments and kind behaviors from the good-looking friends increased attractiveness in social media profile owners so if you're getting like nice comments from hot people from hot people then you're perceived as hotter so you so if you're at a bar you need to find the hottest people

and be like I'll give you 50 bucks if you come over if you come over and say hey man you're so cool can I buy you a drink

yes with your own money and you go don't say that on my own money bit oh with my money that you gave me no don't say that

but either just say you as a hot person want to buy, as a fellow hot person, a drink. In all seriousness, I can see how that one would work. 100% it would work. Because you'd go, that hot person thinks this person is hot? Wow, they must be hot. You know, it's like that theory, like if there's someone where everyone is like,

oh, how hot is this person? Or, you know, if a lot of people are kind of agreeing, then of course everyone goes, yeah, that person's so hot. Yeah, because you don't want to be the weird one who's like... Yeah, well, it just makes them hotter because everyone else thinks they're hot. If you guys could all start talking about how hot I am...

How much are you going to pay us? 50 bucks. Each? Yeah. You're looking really good today. Thanks, Ella. Cha-ching. You're on the payroll. Bree and Clint.

Right now, can we head to our drink driving desk for a second? Yeah. Do we have a drink driving? Producer Claude? Yeah. Drink driving. Do we have the... Remember when you could buy those?

I'm pretty sure you obviously can still buy them. And people were buying them to test themselves. Oh, the breath testers. And then all these things came out where it was like, these aren't super accurate. They're fun though. When you're not driving, they're fun to see who is the drunkest. Jeez.

Makes drinking competitive. Anyway, I don't have the button. It's not working. So just imagine that we're at the drink driving desk. A man in Otago, in Mosgiel specifically, just outside of Dunedin, has been caught drink driving and crashing because his iPhone dobbed him in automatically.

How? The story is so good. There's a new feature in iPhone 14s and newer. Okay. So I think they're up to the 15 now. Yeah, I think so. So from the 14, they put in something. And in the Apple Watch as well from the version 8.

Right. They put in this thing called autonomous crash detection where it can tell if you've had a car crash or a fall or you've come off your skateboard or you've flipped off your bike or something like that. If you stop suddenly, it knows that you've had an accident. And it'll call 111. So it sends a message to the emergency services to say hey, this person it appears has had a crash and then they call you

and then you have the ability to go, hey, nah, I'm all good. I just walked into a door. Or you go, yes, help me, please. I'm in serious trouble. That's how that guy got rescued. That guy that crashed his car into a ditch and he was completely unconscious. Yes. And his phone alerted the emergency services. So I think if the emergency services can't reach you,

they can see where you are so they can send somebody there to check on you. So this guy in Mozgiel, he's 33, drink driving, crashes the car after he drives into a ditch or something and his iPhone alerts the police to say, hey, this guy has had

a car crash. They call him and he answers the phone and drunkenly starts abusing the police officer that has just called him. Who is this? Why are you calling me, prick? Who is this?

Why are you calling me, prick? I'm telling you my car is a ditch. Son of a bitch. Who is this? How did you get this number? Far out. How did you get this number? So then they're like, okay,

now we can tell that he has had a crash, and we can tell that he is inebriated and we know where he is. So we're just going to send a car there and arrest him. And that's what they did. He would have got away with it if his iPhone hadn't dobbed him in. Not that I want drink drivers to get away with it.

I'm just saying he would have probably got away with it. He probably could have stumbled home and the next day sorted it out or something like that. Got his car and been like, oh, I had an accident. Yeah, I just don't know what happened. That's wild, isn't it? Senior Sergeant Bond, who responded, was asked... Was his first name James?

I don't know. Imagine. He said, they said, oh, what's your message to people with iPhones about this technology? He has declined to issue a warning to iPhone owners over the crash feature. Instead, he said,

just don't drink drive at all, regardless of what kind of cell phone you have. I mean, it's good advice. It's pretty good advice. Great advice, yeah. Bree and Clint. And that is the end of the Bree and Clint show for a three-day week.

Done for another week. It a three-day week. Done for another week. It's been a long week. Isn't it weird how it doesn't feel like a three-day week by the time you get to Friday? It just feels like a normal week. It feels like a completely normal week, and we should shut our pie holes. We should shut our pie holes. Because some people had to actually work a full week. I'm so pumped for this weekend, though.

Symphony in the Domain's going to be epic if you're in Auckland and you're going to it. If it's your first time, you're in for a treat. Yeah, hopefully we get the weather. I think we're going to get the weather. I reckon it'll rain tomorrow morning and then it'll clear up. Yeah, that's your prediction. Which is what you want. There's still some tickets available if you want to come along, too.

It's going to be a great show featuring Rudimental and Fat Freddy's Drop and Symphony, obviously. So get amongst. And whatever you're doing this weekend, have a good one. We will catch you back on Monday on The Brian Clint Show. Be safe. Change your undies. Bye-bye. I can promise one of those two things.

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