ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th July 2024

Episode Date: July 9, 2024

Dad's missing the birth Producer Ellie saw someone do something illegal in the kitchen Who wins the highly competitive game 'Let's get Classical?' How old are Bree's togs?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network KFC's Hot and Spicy is back Here for a good time, not a long time Tonight we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. Their names Bree and Clint. Afternoon everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint show.

G'day guys, happy Tuesday. Sure. Yep. There's no cool name for Tuesday. It's not hump day. Tuesday. Oh, taco Tuesday, cool name for Tuesday. It's not hump day. Tuesday. Oh, taco Tuesday. Taco Tuesday.

Why don't any other foods get their own day? Friday. What? Friday. For fries. Friday, yeah. For all fried foods. Yeah. Yeah.

What about Thursday? Thirsty Thursday. Thirsty Thursday. That's a food group. Wednesday, hump day. Yeah. It's a food group, yeah. Yep.

Monday. Monday, meatball Monday. Wednesday. Hump Day. Yeah. It's a food group. Yep. Monday. Monday. Meatball Monday. Meatball Monday. Of course. I was going to say Margarita Monday. Depends on what week you have. How silly of us.

And of course, on the Brian Clint Show, every day is KFC Day. Absolutely. Absolutely. Brian Clint. Time to play Tradie vs. Lady. It's a Tradie versus Lady. Thanks to the Tool Shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by Tradie.

Three, two, one, let's go. Yeah, big thanks to the Tool Shed. The prize that we're giving away at the moment is the GI Tools 168-piece tool set worth $149 plus $50 cash. The scores are starting to bridge the gap a little bit more. Trady's on 51. The lady's on 59. Our lady's calling from the Garden City.

She's 29 and she has a rescue dog named Diesel. Welcome to the show, Holly. Hi, Holly. Are you there, Holly? I am. Hello. What kind of there, Holly? I am. Hello. What kind of dog is Diesel? I just got a Rottweiler.

That's such a good name for a Rottweiler. Just a little Rottweiler. Just a tiny little Rottweiler. A little cute Rottweiler. Here's a big one. Oh, sweet. Little handbag Rottweiler. You're taking on our tradies today.

Also from the Garden City, they're 22, and they love knitting. Welcome to the show, Alex. Hi, Alex. Hello. What's the coolest thing you've knitted? I made a blanket for my mother. Oh, you sweet boy. What colour was it? It was purple. The good thing about making

a blanket for mum is she has to like it. Yep. Yeah, exactly. How many hours does it take to knit a blanket? Probably more than it should have. Yeah. Okay, Alex, the knitter, you are tradie. Holly, the Rottweiler owner, your lady, the first of three correct answers gets the 50 bucks

and the prize from the tool shed. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Where are the Olympics taking place this month? Tradie. Yes, Alex. Paris. It is Paris. Yeah, Paris. It is. I'm so excited Trades. Yes, Alex? Paris.

It is Paris. Yeah, Paris. It is. I'm so excited for that. One to the Trades. Question number two. Who besides Britney Spears did Madonna kiss at the 2003 VMA Awards? Was on stage.

Another lady. Another pop icon. Trades. Yes, Alex. Christina Aguilera. Well done. It was Christina. No one ever talks about that, though. They only ever talk about the Madonna.

Do you reckon they cut away because they didn't know it was happening? Yes, 100%. So they, like, missed the Britney one, but then they were like, oh, we're cutting away for the Christina one. Yeah, that's exactly what it was. Oh, 2003, different time, wasn't it? Question number three. The worst thing you could do in 2003 was a same-sex kiss on stage.

Yeah, heaven forbid, look out. It was so risque. All right, two to the tradies. You need this one, Holly, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Brady. Alex.

For the win. Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars. Got it. That is two decisive tradie victories in two days. Now, Alex, congratulations. You're the winner of tradie versus lady this afternoon. Thank you very much.

Well done. You edged the tradies closer to bridging that gap. Brian Clint. There is a player from the Warriors in the news today. Mitch Bunnett, great player. He's one of the best players on the Warriors right now. He's such a workhorse. And he's been chosen for the Blues in the State of Origin, right?

Exactly right. That's kind of why he's in the news. Great player, great man. Let's get that out of the way first. Top bloke. We really like Mitch Bunnett. for the Blues in the state of origin, right? Exactly right. That's kind of why he's in the news. Great player, great man. Let's get that out of the way first. Top bloke. We really like Mitch Barnett. He's in the news because he missed the birth of his child on purpose.

Yeah, for the state of origin? For the state of origin. I mean, fair enough. On purpose is... Nah, fair enough. It is the state of origin. He missed it for the New South Wales team, not for the Queensland team. Yeah, no, what an a-hole.

Should have been there. On purpose is inflammatory language. But here's the deal, okay? What were the exact details? So Mitch Barnett from the Warriors has been selected to represent New South Wales in the state of origin. Huge honour. They're based

in Sydney, the New South Wales team. The organisation're based in Sydney, the New South Wales team. Blues. Yeah, the organisation is based in Sydney. From what I can make out, the Warriors played in Sydney on the weekend and then the coach from the New South Wales team said to him, hey, you're in. You're in the team.

We want you for next week. Can you hang around for a few days and do some training with us? Yeah. Because the game's not till next week. Yeah, next Wednesday's the game. So he's like, can you hang out? Can you just stay back for a few days and do some training with us. Yeah. Because the game's not till next week. Yeah, next Wednesday's the game. So he's like, can you hang out? Can you just stay back for a bit? Mesh as a team. The problem is that his partner had a planned, scheduled birth,

like it was booked in, and to stay he would miss the birth of the child and he stayed. He stayed with the boys. I need a few more answers. He said, I wanted to help the boys. It was an opportunity I had to take being the first time that I've been selected for this team. Oh, wait, it's his first time.

This is his first time, yeah. Okay. But, I mean, the birth of your child is a first time too. Yeah, but was it the first child? Or does that matter less? 100% it matters which child it was. Does it? Yeah.

Does it? Yeah. Does it matter to the child? They're not going to know. They're a baby. They'll know in the future. Not if you lie to them. They'll know in the future.

Like every good parent does. Mitch said it's going to make a great story one day. I tell you what, it will make a great story if you win. If you win the game next week, it will make a great story. I wonder what his partner said. If you lose, you'll go, man, I wish I'd been there for the birth of my child. I probably should have chose the birth of my child over. Is it just training?

From what I can tell, yeah. Oh, because I was thinking he's missing the birth for the game. So I'm like, okay. You could justify it for the game? Way more. Way more justification for the game than training. Like you could pop back. It's not that far.

Pop back here. Yeah, yeah. Be here for the birth. Celebrate. Pop back. Pop the baby out. Pop it out. Pop back over. Pop back to Sydney. Yeah.. Celebrate. Pop back. Pop the baby out. Pop it out. Pop back over.

Pop back to Sydney. Yeah. Yeah. You know? Just a classic pop in, pop out. I wonder how his partner feels or how that conversation went. Yeah. You know, this reminds me, and I wasn't there at the time,

but this reminds me a lot of Matt Chisholm, who I used to host Celebrity Treasure Island with, and he hosted two seasons of Survivor New Zealand before we did Treasure Island. And he would always tell me this story about how he missed the birth of his, I believe, his second son. Okay. Because he was in Nicaragua over in Thailand filming a season

and he missed the birth. Oh, right. But he knew he was going to miss it. No. I don't think he knew. Really? Did the baby come early? I think so.

Okay. Yeah. Maybe a touch early. But I mean, by your logic, second baby, doesn't matter. Yeah. Doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, and he's not going to know unless he's listening to the radio right now. Then he'll know. You've just dropped him in. He's like, I kept this secret from this child for four years. Yeah. He's going to know unless he's listening to the radio right now. Then he'll know. You've just dropped him in. He's like, I kept this secret from this child for four years. Yeah, he's going to know now. Whatever your reasons, look, it's your business. We want to ask you this afternoon, why did your dad miss your birth? What was he doing?

Where was dad when you were born? Where was he? Did he have a really good reason? Like, was he in the military? Is he a doctor without borders? Or was he on a boys' trip? On a boys' trip with the lads, yeah. Was he out with the fellas and he broke his phone

or his phone went flat? Where was he? What was his excuse for not being? He was meant to be holding your mother's hand and cutting your umbilical cord and catching you as you came out, but he had other plans. He was doing other things. He had bigger plans.

Like this. My dad missed my birth because he was having an affair with my mother's best friend at the exact time I was born. You're kidding. How did they find that out? Is that the worst? It might be the worst. Is that the worst? It might be the worst. Is that the worst start?

As far as being a father goes, is that the worst way you could start? Yeah, I reckon. This one I feel like is kind of, I'm not going to say a good excuse, but an impressive excuse. Okay, sure. They said my old man was bowling a perfect game of 10-pin bowling. Oh, okay.

Do you know how hard that is to do? He was on a heater. He couldn't leave. He was partway through a perfect game. He was going to bowl a 300. Can you imagine? Yeah, but is he a professional 10-pin bowler? It doesn't matter. It's a 300. I feel like it matters. It's a 300. I feel like it matters.

It's a once in a lifetime for most people. Mitch Barnett, the warrior. Yeah. He's getting paid because it's work. He is supporting his family. That's true. But I mean, it's a perfect game. Someone texted, my dad was out drinking with the boys and missed my birth.

I played footy and had a few beers the day that my first son was born, but I made it to the birth with an hour to spare, so I guess I'm slightly better than my dad. Both of these births took place in Rotorua, so it's pretty standard, as Clint would know. There you go. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hello. Why did your dad miss your birth, Anonymous? My dad was overseas at the 2007 Rugby World Cup. Oh no. You're joking. Wasn't even a good Rugby World Cup. Yeah. Did your dad know that that was the

time that you were going to be born? Like, was he aware that he was choosing between the Rugby World Cup and your birth? No, because he had booked the tickets a year in advance and he just decided to go and he was on his way back during

the birth. So really it was your mum's fault for getting pregnant after he had booked the tickets, really isn't it? Sure. Totally her fault for getting pregnant. What was your dad more disappointed about,

missing your birth or the All Blacks getting knocked out by France? What do you think hurt more? He's saying the All Blacks. Is he there? Yeah. Is he? Put him on the phone. Put him on the phone.

We won't have a word with this man. How much trouble did you get in for missing that birth? It wasn't quite as bad as all of that because I had offered to come home early. Oh, that's good. We had talked about it. How did you offer? I want to hear how you offered. I guess I could come home.

Did you say, oh, if you want me to, I'll be there? Yeah, and I was like, no, no, I'll come home for that. And my wife said, no, you should stay there because it's a once in a lifetime thing that we do. Oh, you've got a good one on your hands. That's a good miss. Hey, was it the first

born? Was it your first kid? No. Ah, sweet. Doesn't matter. See, if it was your... Wait. Yeah, I can't really say that because she's sitting next to me. I've got one more question and then it'll either... I'll rest my case on this. Anonymous, if it had been your firstborn, would you have went back for it?

I think probably, yeah, because we would have been a lot more nervous about everything. I knew it! I knew it! After the first one, none of us matter. What sort of gift from Judy Freed do you have to buy your partner on the way back? A big Toblerone. Is it still Toblerone and a bottle of Elizabeth Arden Red Door? No, a bit more significant than that.

Okay, thank you. Thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate the honesty. Tell you what, the question was why did Dad miss your birth? There's more than a couple of texts that say things like, my dad was busy shagging my mum's sister. That can't be true. That can't be true.

Well, I guess at least you would know where your partner is. Yeah. You know? At least he kept it in the family. No, but that's what I mean. You know where your partner's going to be, so you can get away with it. Oh, I see.

It's the perfect crime. If your partner's given birth, they're not going to walk in and catch you in the act, are they? My husband missed our son's birth because he had a craving for a cheese toasty and left me in labour to go and get one. The baby was born five minutes before he got back. That would have had to been the best cheese toasty he's ever had.

Have you ever had a bad cheese toasty? Brian Clint. Ellie is back on the Brian Clint Show for a month. And Ellie, you saw something concerning in the staff kitchen today. Hugely concerning. Someone had tuna in there. It's always a concern. That is a concern.

Normally. Have I told you? It is me. Have I told you about the time? I love a bit of tuna. I caught someone cooking tuna on the sandwich press. Ew. In the staff kitchen.

They were cooking raw tuna? Tinned tuna. Wait, wait. Who cooks tinned tuna? Was there bread on it? No. What is wrong with that person? They took a tin of tuna.

And sizzled it on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, they were heating up tinned tuna on the sandwich press. Amplifying exponentially the fragrance of the tuna. Did you call the police? No, they were a known suspect, this person.

Name them. Absolutely not. They deserve to be named. Who wants to know who it was? Call them up. Are they a known person to the public? You don't know them. No, not to the public. No, no, no, no, no. It wasn't Tony Street or something. Tony Street would never.

She would never. She's the most considerate person in the whole world. She would never. Sam Wallace, however. Oh, he's got to get those gains. It wasn't Sam Wallace either. You don't know them. Anyway, what did you see in the staff kitchen today, Ellie?

I was just minding my own business, innocently filling up my water, and I look over, and someone is going, ah, yeah, oh, wives' tale, yeah, that doesn't mean anything. And I was like, what's he talking about? Looked over, he's got a full-on knife in the toaster, which is on. On.

He's put a knife in the toaster? Like, on as well. Like, the toast was in there, down. I was like, what are you doing? He's like, nah, nah, nah, it's fine. It doesn't make sense. Nah, you won't get electrocuted. Not only was it plugged into the wall, the toast function was down. Yes, all the lights were on.

And they put a knife in there. Did he not get electrocuted? No. So now I'm wondering, is it just an old one? Let's test it out on the radio next. I've just Googled a very simple, is sticking a knife in the toaster safe? And this comes up on Google straight away, like bold. You don't even have to click on a website.

When a knife is inserted into the toaster, it can come into contact with the live electrical components, leading to a short circuit and potential electrocution. Yeah, I thought I was about to witness someone's death. Yeah. Yeah, genuinely. He must do it all the time, though. Yeah.

He was so blase. Can you imagine if someone's last words were, it's an old wives' tale? Oh, it's an old wives' tale. Boom! Do you reckon it would trip the circuit breaker, though? You'd hope so. Like, that's what modern technology is for, right? But I don't think it would do that before it gave you a hell of a shot.

I'm not testing it to find out. Because I've done it in the past as well, like years ago. That was on. You stuck a knife in the toaster. But bread wasn't in it. So it was even more metal. No, I did. I did.

I'm trying to get it out. If there wasn't any bread in there, then you're safe. Then you'd have a bread insulator. Didn't get zapped either. But I'm not going to do it again. I'm older and wiser. I wouldn't do that again. Ella, can you not?

We're trying to do a safety message. Can you not come to the show with successful times that you've stuck a knife in the toaster? Yeah, I'll rethink that. I did it. I'm still here. Don't do it. I have, because, I mean, stuff always gets stuck in the toaster.

I have the wooden tongs now. Do you guys have wooden tongs? Me too. What? Game changer. Oh, you buy these little wooden tongs from like a kitchen shop or whatever and you can put those in the toaster because it's not metal. They're called toast tongs.

Yeah. It's the best thing I ever bought. And they've got a little magnet. My ones have got a little magnet on them so they stay stuck to the side of the toaster. Yeah. Just don't leave them on top of the toaster, because they may burn, because it is wood, and I may have burned a couple of pairs.

Oh, shoot. This is up there with last week, when Ella tried to stick a can of beans in the microwave. I wasn't. I was just asking. No, you're creating a bomb. So the answer is no. Don't do that. No, you're creating a bomb. So the answer is no. Don't do that.

No, don't do it. You guys need to teach me how to use an oven. I don't know how to. Oh, dear. I just use the air fryer. We need to teach you how to exist. We're going to need a longer show. New information from Stats New Zealand says three in every 10 20-year-olds in New Zealand are still living at home, mooching off their parents.

Yeah, but if you're 21 and you're living at home, that's fine. Especially, look at you, you're judging. It is fine. I'm not judging. I'm not judging. You aren't in your 20s in this day and age with the cost of living as it is. No, I just moved out when I was 18 and I've never been back. Well, 18, I moved out at 15, but whatever.

Well, I tried to. I think I'm standing on my own two feet. We're just having a laugh. But we do want to know, are you the sibling of someone who still lives at home with your parents? You moved out. Who's the freeloader? You're standing on your own two feet, but your brother or sister, are they taking the

piss? We understand the need to move home if the situation arises, but is your sibling taking the piss? Like I said before, if my parents lived in the area where I was, I would move back home in a heartbeat. How about this message? Not just 20-year-olds and not my sibling. He's

my ex. He still lives at home at almost 54. Wow. The only time he didn't live with his parents is when we were together for four years and he lived with me. He contributes nothing financially or physically at home. He couldn't pay child support either. Wow.

I'd be so disappointed if that was my kid. But have they created that situation? If he was living at home and he was contributing and helping around, then that's different. But damn. Jess is here. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess.

Hi. Who's the freeloader sibling? My brother. What's he doing? How old is he? How long has he been there? What does he contribute or not contribute, Jess? So he'll be 33 in December.

He moved home after a relationship breakup. Okay, that's fair. And he's still been there three, almost four years now, and brought kids in tow. Oh, wow. So the grandies are there too. How many kids? Four. Four?

Four. Wow. That's a very different environment for your parents now that he's there Do you reckon there's room for you if you want to move home as well Jess? Me and my three Can't live there no Not with him and his whore Be a bloody zoo

That is a Great example Jess This person wants to be anonymous Hi Anonymous Hi Anonymous Hi You got a freeloading sibling riding the gravy train at home? I do.

I've got, well, both of my sister-in-laws still live with their parents, and one's 34 and one's 30. Oh, this is even more interesting because it's your sister-in-laws. Hence the anonymous. Yeah, fair enough. Hence to be anonymous. We get that. Don't rock the boat. We get that. Don't rock the boat.

We get that. So sisters in their 30s living at home. Are either of them in relationships or married? Like, how does that work? So one of their husbands

lives with them as well. What? Yeah. So one of them's married and he lives with the parents as well. He does and none of them contribute.

So... None of them contribute? That's so bad. Like, are we talking they don't contribute to rent, like bills? Food, power? Yep, all of the above. How do... In your opinion, Anonymous, do you think... Like, why do you think the parents let them get away

with it? I think they just love having them there. They love it. Yeah. If I wasn't around, my husband would probably still live there too. Really? It's just that kind of family. Has he floated it, Anonymous?

Has he been like, hey, we could go live, things are pretty expensive, interest rates are getting up, we could always go and live with mum and dad. No, I don't think you could do it anymore. No. He's like, babe, babe, mum will do your washing and my washing. Babe, she folds undies. Yeah. Mum folds undies.

And no one does towels like my mum. She does the best smelling towels. Liam's here. Hi, Liam. Hi, Liam. Hey, guys. Very judgmental of us. We're not getting any circumstantial information whatsoever,

but do you have a sibling who is freeloading, living at home with your parents? That's all right. All the judgment's coming from me. Okay. I do indeed. My younger brother, the middle child, he's still at home. He's been a qualified builder for a fair few years now.

He could build his own house. How old is he, Liam? He really could. Yeah. He really could. Yeah. But no, he's still living life up at mum's place, you know, enjoying those lovely home-cooked meals.

How old is your brother, Liam? He's 26. He's 26. 26, so he's not like in his 30s yet. Does he contribute to the bills and rent and that kind of thing? I definitely think he flicks mum a bit of cash for rent, but I don't know about the food and everything else. Sounds terribly informal.

Flicks mum a bit of cash. Yeah. Liam, you sound like a sibling who's pissed off enough to name and shame his brother on the radio and tell him it's time to move out. Is that something you want to do? Absolutely, Pat. Move out.

It's time to move, bro. Come on. I know you enjoy the spa and the beers at the end of the day, but what's mum's spa? God, that sounds all right. Where does your mum live? I might move in with her. Yeah, right.

That sounds nice. Liam, when did you move out, mate? Four or five years ago now. And how old were you? I did my stint at home. How old are you? I'm 28. So you were there...

Oh! Wait, so you were there until you were 24 as well? Even I did a stint at home, but I feel like I contributed way more. Yeah, right. I was paying my way. Of course you did a stint at home.

Your mum's got a spa. Hey, Liam, look. Mum didn't have it when I was there, so I was short-changed. God, you were, mate. We know the feeling. Bree and I know the feeling. So just in case no one has said to you, we're proud of you for getting out there. So proud of you, Liam.

Liam, we're proud of you, mate. We're proud of you. Oh, thanks, guys. Well done. Just don't relapse and move home again. Yeah. Absolutely not. She does have a spa, though, Liam, so I'd think about it.

Oh, yeah, a lot of spas. Oh, some beersies in the spa. Dead. Oh, in the winter. First, let's get classical. The game where we guess pop songs in classical style, which is really hard with no lyrics and no beat. I think it's the lack of beat that throws me off the most.

The lack of drums? Yeah. I think it's the lack of totally no music talent for me. We play against Ella, who's our producer, who's fairly musical. I'll take it. She's the most, well, apart from producer Ellie who's come back. But when Claudia comes back, Ella is the most musically gifted on the show. What about me?

I'm a DJ. True. You should be good at this. Ella can sing and play an instrument. Yeah, but I'm a DJ. You can go. You're an emergency DJ. You're a backup.

If there's an emergency, I'm a DJ. Nice. Ellie is you're an emergency DJ. You're a bad guy. If there's an emergency, I'm a DJ. Nice. Ellie is going to run the game. Hi, Ellie. Hello. Are you ready? Yeah, we're ready.

Because we pantsed you last week. Yeah, you did. It's so much harder than you said. You still haven't put those pants back on, which has been inappropriate. I've got a big old spanking. Sorry. What?

That's my outfit. Clint said that before. Sorry. I've been hanging out With Clint too much Do not put this on me You say that I'm pretty lady You can't just say

Something bad And then go Well Clint said it I mean it is fair It's the same as children You know when you say Stuff in front of them They end up picking it up

Anyway let's play the game Shall we? Let's play Alright Are you both Oh sorry ready for the first one? We are. We are ready. Hit it off, Clint.

Ella. Yes, Ella. Blinding Lights, The Weeknd. Well done. That's close. Me too. Most streamed song of 2019 I thought this would be a bit retro for Ella Oh my gosh

That's a good song I just don't know the early early 90s I mean the 80s You know those songs 2010 Let's just do another one before she offends another person

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Oh, my God, I can't tell it. Go, Clint. Despacito, Justin Bieber. Well done. Nice. Despacito. Head it. Send it.

I was so close to saying Señorita, Shawn Mendes. Nice work. Kept us in it. All right, Shawn Mendes. Nice work. Kept us in it. All right, one all. Despacito. Okay. Okay, for the win. For the win.

For the win. For the win. For the win. Ella. Yes, Ella? Bad Habits, Ed Sheeran. You've nailed it. Wow. That was no way.

I was no way. Can we check? Can we check that? Yeah, okay. All right. You know what really throws me off? What? So play the song from the start.

This is Ella. Well-deserved win. You did very well, Ella. That means, Maggie, you've scored 50 KFC chicken dollars for correctly picking the winner of that game. Congratulations. Amazing. Thank you so much.

Amazing job, Ella. I actually vote for you secretly. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks, Maggie. My cat's name's Maggie, so it's meant to be. My daughter's name's Maggie. My sister's cat's name's Maggie. I watch The Simpsons and that's got a character of a name Maggie.

What the heck? I was watching a movie last night that prompted something in my mind to think about all the best fake songs that have been written to be placed in plot lines of movies or TV shows. They're not real songs. It's not songs that have been written for movies like My Heart Will Go On. Not soundtrack songs. Not soundtrack songs. Not soundtrack songs.

And not songs from musicals like The Lion King. No, that's not what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. It's the fake songs that are used by characters in the movie or it's a part of the actual movie. I just had one come to me. Well, don't say it in case it's one I've got loaded up. Okay.

I'll say it at the end. You say it at the end if we haven't done it. I thought we could go through what I think some of the best, but some great suggestions coming through on the text machine. These are the ones that I thought of, and we're going to kick it off with this one from one of my favourite movies of all time, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. This ripper from Infant Sorrow.

Remember that one? This ripper from Infant Sorrow. Remember that one? Yeah, I do. Elder Snow is the character, is it? Yes. Played by Russell Brand. And then there was a movie that got made off of that character called Get Into The Greek. Russell Brand put out a whole album.

Did he? As Elder Snow. Yeah, he put it out on CD. It's a fake band and they're fake songs. It's for the movie. Russell Brand put out a whole album. Did he? As Elder Snow. Yeah, he put it out on CD. It's a fake band and they're fake songs. It's for the movie, right? Yeah. That's a goodie. Another movie which I love this movie. I feel like it's really underrated. Music

and lyrics. Have you seen it? No. Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore. Producer Ellie's nodding her head. You love that movie? It's so cute. I love it. It's such a good one. Who's the pop star in there? So Hugh Grant is the washed up pop star. Okay.

And this is a fake song from his band, but it's just so catchy. It's called Pop Goes My Heart. I said I wasn't going to lose my head. Cause then pop goes my heart. Cause then pop goes my heart. There's a few riffs in that movie. There's a banger, yeah. The other one I like, which is not on here,

but is Way Back Into Love right at the end. Such a good one. Such a good song. Which is what the whole movie's about, where they write this song together called Way Back Into Love. Awesome. That's good. Ellie, you had a suggestion of what you thought.

Is this the Freaky Friday one? It's not. I've got another one, but yes, it's another great one. Take Me Away. Take Me Away and Freaky Friday is great. Yeah, but I have another one here, which I think is just a ripper. School of Rock, baby. Is this for the movie?

Yeah. Back up. Yeah. Jack Black. Jack Black. Love it. You know he would have had a hand in writing it too. 100%.

I think, oh, and then the guitar solo. I mean, come on. I think I might have the winner. Oh, do you now? Well, Ross Boss, just before you do yours, Ross Boss has just swooped in here and he said, if this is not the number one song, we're doing this wrong. So, Ross, what's the film?

Well, you're all wrong. The movie is That Thing You Do. It's from the 90s. Tom Hanks and Liv Tyler was in it. Oh, hot. And it was about like a band starting out in the 50s or something. Yeah. And they wrote this song.

Am I just really off? No, the Gen Z's are going to love this. This will be popping up on the Netflix charts tonight. You watch it. All right, Dad. I'm influential. Cool, Dad. I like it.

It sounds like Phil Collins or something. Tom Hanks, come on. I mean, I do love Tom Hanks. It's not our number one, Ross, but it's good. Have you got another one you want to throw in? Another great one is from Raise Your Voice. Someone's Watching Over Me. Hilary Duff.

It's not on there, but yeah. You know that one? Up the Duff has heaps of great fake songs from movies. Someone said the F.U. Thunder song from Ted. Oh, banger. Oh, yeah. See, another great one. Yeah, yeah.

I think I've got the winner. That tops them all. The greatest fake song from any movie or TV show. It's got to be this one. Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me Do it in my van every Sunday She tells them she's in church But she doesn't go

Still she's on her knees Scotty doesn't know I didn't realise this was written for the movie. So this is Matt Damon and his character in the movie Euro Trip. What? And it's written for this movie and then it turned into a big global hit. I love it. Yeah, see, I didn't even know that,

which shows you how mainstream that was. Is it Matt Damon singing this song? That's Matt Damon. So Matt Damon has a hit single. I'm pretty sure that's Matt Damon. Oh my God, He's so versatile. Mark Wahlberg was literally in a band.

Is that right? Mark Wahlberg was. He was in Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. And he had an actual full blown global hit as well. Damn. I love it. Someone's just texted a really good one that we didn't think of from the Eurovision movie.

Oh, yeah. This one. It's a river. Someone said Can't Fight the Moonlight from Coyote Adley. No, there's a soundtrack song. It's a soundtrack song. It's a soundtrack song. It's a soundtrack song, but damn, it's so good. It's Leigh-Anne Rimes. Yeah, it's Leigh-Anne Rimes. It's a soundtrack song. It's a soundtrack song. It's a soundtrack song, but damn, it's so good.

It's Leigh-Anne Rimes. Yeah, it's Leigh-Anne Rimes. It's a soundtrack for sure. What about all the Shrek ones? Were they... I asked Ellie, but... How did we miss Hey Now from the Lizzie McGuire movie? Yeah, that was the other one I thought of.

Hey Now. Ella thought you meant Hey Now, You're a Rockstar from the Shrek movie. I did. Bree and Clint. My partner and I and her family, we're all going on a trip overseas together. We're very lucky. We're going on this amazing, beautiful trip overseas. That's going to be in very hot weather.

Yeah. So we're going to be around the beach. We're going to the northern hemisphere. Yes. So it's going to be hot. We're going to be on a boat for some of it. Yeah. And my partner said to me, you need to buy a new pair of togs before we leave

or I will not be caught dead around you on the beach. Rude. What's wrong with your togs? In fairness, my togs are like 15 years old. They're... 15? They're discoloured. They're stretched in places they shouldn't be stretched. Yeah. They're 15? They're discoloured They're stretched in places they shouldn't be stretched

Yeah They're disgusting basically I've never known togs to last 15 years Oh no they shouldn't have lasted this long Do you not swim very often? No I swim quite a lot I've got two pairs Because I know one of your pairs of togs

The black and white pair It's the black and white pair And when you and I first started doing this show together we went swimming with sharks. That was six years ago, six and a half years ago. Still got that same pair. And then we went on the Hot Tub Time Machine tour about three years ago. Same togs. And then there was something

recently that involved swimming and there were those black and white togs again. Is it those togs that she's talking about? Yeah, so I've got two pairs that I bought at the same time. It's that pair and then a pink pair that looks very similar. Yeah, right. But I've had these togs, I reckon, maybe 15 years is a stretch, but I reckon at least 13.

Did you even have the same body 13 years ago? I've pretty much stayed the same, to be honest. That's good. That's helpful. Once I hit womanhood, it's been pretty much the same. But the thing is, here's my thing, right? It's not because I'm cheap. Like I do want a new pair of togs.

I would love a new pair of togs. But it's so hard for me to find a pair of togs that fit my body shape, hence why I've just had the same pair for 13-odd years. Yeah. I can't find them. But I know we're at D-Day. Like, it's crunch time. Yeah.

I can't go on this trip with my partner's whole family. They're all going to be dressed beautifully, going to have nice swimmers, bathers on, and I'm going to be here in this disgusting 13 year old pair of togs. Your daggy old stretched old faded old togs. Why don't you do what everybody else does in this situation when they can't find togs that fit and just get a rashie and some

board shorts. I mean that is an option. Yeah. I look great in a rashie. Hit the warehouse, grab some body gloves, good to go. A rashie and those extra long board shorts that just go over your knee. The knee swingers. Yeah.

No, I just want a nice pair of togs that fits my body. What about your same togs that you've got and you just wear a T-shirt in the water over the top? Nah, stuff it. I don't care anymore about that. I just want to wear my togs, have my girls out, you know, get some sun on the old rig. Wait, do you want some togs or do you want the girls out?

No, well, the togs will mean that the girls will be out I'll have sunscreen on You're going to Europe, you could have the girls out I could, but I won't You could save money and just buy bottoms I think I'll just buy the whole set You're a Jew Whether you were going to Europe or not

13 years is long enough You are owed a pair of togs It's the arse end of the togs that I'm most worried about. The bottoms? Yeah, the bottoms is where I struggle because my bum is quite wide. Like it's a wide load. You couldn't have

picked a worse time too. We're in the depths of winter. I know. I don't think anyone's got togs on sale at the moment. Like if you go into a sea folly right now, there'll be literal tumbleweeds. There'll be nothing. There'll be someone in there going, we haven't had a customer in four months.

Come on in. Come on in. Come on in. I just don't understand why women's togs, there is no material for the bum. Like it's just all just butt cheek. Like where's the material? I just want something to cover my butt cheeks.

Butt cheek out is very in at the moment. I don't care what's in. I want something to cover my butt cheek. Also, wearing your bikini top upside down is very in as well. Yeah, I've seen that. It's because they reckon it makes them look more perky. Is that what it is? That's what it is.

Producers, how old are your togs that you're rocking? Are they older than 13 years? They aren't older than 13. But to be fair, I had a pair for ages. I only recently just upgraded them. Where? I need to know. I need to know anywhere.

I actually got mine from Cupshe.com. I don't even know if that's a good site. Cupshe. Cupshe. Is that the cousin to Shewee? Cupshe. Cupshe sounds like a woman's monthly product. It does.

That's where I got it from. What about you, Ella? Every summer I have to get a new pair. I don't know why. It's because I'm in the water all summer. What are you doing in the water? Playing mermaids. Tubing?

Playing mermaids, playing Marco Polo, playing everything under the sun. All the fun stuff. So you're an annual. A lot yeah, they just get yucky. So you're an annual. Yeah, a lot of people want to get a new pair of togs each season. Which is annoying. We want to ask what's the item of clothing you've had forever that really desperately needs replacing like Bree's togs.

I don't reckon there'd be an older pair of togs out there than 13 years. Yeah, can you beat 13 years for an older pair of togs? Can you beat more than three years for a pair of undies? Oh, I can. I've had undies for way longer than that. And I don't think I'd want to wear them. I've got undies so old that when I hold them up to the light, you can see through the crotch.

You buy so many clothes. You buy so many clothes and yet when it comes to stuff that covers your private parts, you never buy anything. What is up with you? They're comfy. Oh, $800. Text 9696.

We want to find the thing that really should have been replaced by now, the item of clothing. Lots of solutions being texted in for you like this, Bree. Hey, Bree, you can go online and find free patterns to sew your own togs. You just need to go to Spotlight and get the material. It's easy. There'd be more than just my butt cheeks hanging out. I wouldn't trust the structural integrity of a pair of togs I made myself.

I would not either. You know? Imagine them coming apart in the water. Leave that to the professionals. Togs is quite a, like, there's a lot of engineering, I feel like, when it comes to a good pair of togs. It's also a very intimate object. You know, your confidence when you've got your clothes off

and just your togs, you know? Do boys have to go through the situation when you try on togs and they've got that plastic piece in the crotch? I hate trying on togs. You put the bottoms on over your undies, right? Yeah. You put the bottoms on over, they're still wearing undies, but in the togs they've got this plastic insert for hygiene reasons? I've never tried a pair of togs on in my life.

What? I don't think boys try togs on. What do you mean? Well, you just get the size that is your size. If you're a large, you go and buy a large. God. Yeah. Life's so easy for you, isn't it?

I know. Let's talk to some people. You've got 13-year-old togs. Melanie wants to give you a run for your money. Hi, Mel. Hi, Mel. Hi. Have you got an older pair of togs, Mel?

Yeah, they're 29 years old. 20? Wait. And these are your go-to pair of togs you're wearing? No. I have to admit they're my second pair. Yeah. And I have had ones that I've brought and that have died in between.

In between, but these have gone the distance. Still going strong. Do these still get a run every summer? Do these togs, they still get a go? Yeah, well, okay.

I got them when I was 14. I'm 43 if you want to do the math. And so, obviously, when I was 14, my mother brought these for me and they're,

so there's three, you would love them. They actually cover your butt. Well, can I have, can I borrow them for a trip? I can't guarantee the integrity if they go all the way over there. Yeah, true. Mel, these dogs are so old they predate 9-11. Yeah.

That's incredible, Mel. Yeah, yeah. They are still going strong. I would buy another pair if I could. These dogs are older than the internet. I don't even know if the brand's available anymore. I'd love to know what the brand is. I'd buy a pair.

That's a great endorsement. You had these togs that you're still wearing before people carried cell phones around with them everywhere. Terrible, wasn't it? Shocking. What brand? The togs have outlived. No, I don't know the brand.

What brand? I don't know the brand. If I knew the brand, I would. Great advertisement for the Speedo company or whatever if it was, wouldn't it? Do you remember how much you paid for them, Mel? No, because my mum brought them for me when I was 14. Oh, gotcha. They're that old.

God knows. Yeah, they're that old. Wait, your body's the same as when you were 14 to now? Oh, there might be a few more roles in between, but they're bikinis, so it doesn't matter. Oh, yeah, true. As long as you cover the important bits. You whack the bits on and it's good. Hey, thanks, Mel.

Great story. There's a lot of text coming through, if anyone's interested, where people are giving me suggestions of places to buy togs. Someone said, Brie, Temptations of the Mount has a great selection for varied body types. Well, you drive to the Mount to get some togs. I mean, if I'm in the area. And a lot of people suggesting, there's someone else, Bree, check out Emma Roche in Papamoa. She makes amazing togs with bums covered and recycled material.

You could get some of those crocheted togs. That'd be very European, wouldn't it? I don't feel I have the body shape to pull off a crochet bikini. Emily, what's the item of clothing that should have been replaced by now, but you're still using it? It's a Katmandu puffer jacket. Okay. How old is your Katmandu puffer jacket?

So mum bought it off Trade Me. Well, my sister's 29, and she got it when she was 12 for netball. Off Trade Me? So it's already secondhand. Okay, me. So it's already secondhand. Okay, yeah. So it's already secondhand and it had a little patch in the side and my mum sewed up the patch. Right. So my sister used them from when she was 12 till about 16 and then it came to me and I still use it now.

So my sister's now 29. Yeah. She gave it to me when she was 16 and we're still using it. So it's 17 plus years old. Sisterhood of the travelling puffer jacket. Yeah. It's really good. Like it's one of the original ones that are really warm.

God, that's a great endorsement for Kathmandu. By quality. That's a really good endorsement. Yeah. I was going to say Kathmandu should send you a free one, but you don't need one because you've got the world's most durable puffer jacket. It's so good. Yeah. And I'm a preschool teacher, so we're world's most durable puffer jacket. It's so good. Yeah.

And I'm a preschool teacher so I wear it all the time. Hell yeah. That's great. That's awesome Emily. Thanks Em. Someone texted me talking about the item of clothing

that should have been replaced but you've still got it. They said I have a pair of lace G-strings that I've had since I was 16 and I'm now 46. Oh that's not good. I hardly wear them

but I can't bring myself to throw them out. Because there might be an occasion where you need to throw on the Lacey G string. You might need the Lacey G, yeah. You know, it's an emergency Lacey G string. The emergency one. I have the one bra that I bought in high school 15 years ago. That's the perk of small boobs. You never have to really use it.

I mean, it is true. Right, okay. So bras last way longer. Like the Lacey G, it's just perk of small boobs. You never have to really use it. Oh, okay. It is true. So bras last way longer. Like the Lacey G, it's just sitting in the drawer. Yeah. Getting some time off. A lot of people so lovely, so many people texting through offering to give me togs because they don't want me to be seen. Yeah. And to the creeps texting

and asking for Bree's old togs, get off it. Did someone text that in? Yeah. Don't worry, I made sure you could. That's from togs. Okay, get off it. Did someone text that in? Yeah. Don't worry, I made sure you could. That's from your number. Piss off. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger.

Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Birthday banger time. If you've never heard this before, where have you been? But I'll explain it anyway. It's where you get to call us. All you have to give us is your birthday. We do all the background work here in the studio to figure out what was the number one song when you were 16,

a.k.a. your birthday banger. Ripper, let's get into it with Jo on 0800-DARLS-IT-M. Hi, Jo. Hi, Jo. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, mate. How's your day been?

Oh, yeah. More of the? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, yeah. More of the same. I just want to isolate. He's over it, Jo. I just want to isolate that soundbite of Jo. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's so relatable. It's only Tuesday as well.

Very relatable. Let's see if your birthday banger matches your mood. What is your birthday, Jo? 28th of March, 1963. All right, that means you were 16. We've done the math. In 1979. And on your 16th birthday,

Jo, this was at the top. You gotta lay down and die on your night eyes. It couldn't be more perfect. Oh, as long as I know how to You're not wrong. Jo, just trying to get through the week, you get I Will Survive from Gloria Gaynor. That is so appropriate. It's so appropriate, and I feel like it suits you, Jo, to a T.

It does indeed. It's an absolute tune. We're off to a ripping start. Let's go to Ksenia. Hi, Ksenia. Hi, Ksenia. Hi. How's your day been? Yeah, not too bad,senia. Hi, Ksenia. Hi, Ksenia. Hi. How's your day been?

Yeah, not too bad. Thank you. Oh, that's good. Hey, mate, you've called through for Birthday Banger. We just need your DOB. 7th of September, 1983. All right. That means you were 16 in the year 1999.

And here's your Birthday Banger. To be in a position to make me feel so damn unpretty. That is such a good song. 1999, and here's your birthday banger. That's such a good song from TLC and Unpretty. And I am pretty. So long as you think you are pretty and not unpretty, then that's good. We like it. Good attitude. Where's your accent from, Ksenia?

Eastern Europe. Oh, beautiful. Okay, hold the line for us. We're going to do one more birthday for Tinaia? Eastern Europe. Oh, beautiful. Okay, hold the line for us. We're going to do one more birthday for Tina. Hi, Tina. Hi, Tina. It's Veena, actually. Veena.

Sorry, Veena. Hi, Veena. How are you going? How's your Tuesday? Not bad, not bad. Yes, just come back from work. Oh, good to hear. Well, let's get you home then. Do your birthday, Banger.

What is your birthday? 30-11-1974. All right let's get you home then. Do your birthday banger. What is your birthday? 30-11-1974. All right. That means you were 16 in the year 1990. And on that day, this was at the top. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Bit of Ice Ice Baby from Vanilla Ice.

Do you like it? Yeah. Yeah, definitely. It's an absolute banger. One hit wonder, but a tune. Those are all good ones today. Yeah, I'd be happy with any of them. Wait there, Vinyar.

We've got a tough decision to make. I Will Survive, Unpretty, Ice Ice Baby. I like them all. Ross Boss gets shitty when there's a song that's not from the 2000s or above. Not a single one of these songs is from the 2000s or above. So it doesn't matter. So it doesn't matter. I'm tossing in between Ice Ice Baby and TLC.

Ice Ice Baby. I've got to go with... Joe, I Will Survive. Split vote. One of my favourite songs ever. I can't not vote for it. This is a huge responsibility to give fill-in senior producer Ella. I'm so ready for it.

Are you? I've been waiting all week. Okay. Have you? Well, the decision is yours. You can choose from all three. It's only Tuesday. No, last week as well.

What are we going to pick? What's the winner? We're going with Joe, I Will Survive. Can we do that? Can we? It's your head on a plate? What? Oh, get Joe on the line.

And all those Gen Zs, make it popular and it's charting and it's chill and fine. Has this brought your day up a bit, Joe? It has indeed. It has indeed. And it will be turned up loud on the radio. Yes, Joe. Here we go, Joe. Joe, you've got a great attitude.

I will step my toes from Hamilton to PA to that. Here we go. I love her. The winner of Birthday Bangers. I'll take the hit. I'll take the hit. Okay, I'll take it. I will take the hit.

I'll take a bullet for you. Oh, me too. Sweet for you. This song is worth it. I had nothing to do with this. Guys, guys, at the end of the day, we will survive. They say don't try and diagnose yourself with WebMD or Google Doctor or anything like that because it will just give you the worst case scenario.

And I'm not joking when I say this. For someone like me who I have health anxiety, I struggle and have struggled for many years with health anxiety. Do you think the worst straight away? No. So I think a worst straight away? No. So I think a little thing and then it gets bigger and then that thought gets bigger and it gets bigger and it gets bigger. And let me tell you, the amount of times where I've taken that little thought,

put it into Google, and I'm not joking when I say this, it has sent me into full-blown panic attacks. Yeah, right. Don't do it. It's bad. It's a bad idea. Well, I did it yesterday. If you had told me you were about to do that, I would have been like, stay away from the

light. Stay away. I nailed it. I think I freaking nailed it. So I've been doing a bit of work around my section at home and it involves like a pickaxe and a sledgehammer and a spade. A lot of swinging, a lot of like, a lot of arm-based activities, which look I'm not particularly conditioned for.

I sit in a radio studio most of the time. And my elbow is really puffy. It's really swollen and it's really hot. And I was like, oh Christ, it's infected. I said yesterday. It's infected. I'm going to have to go to A&E and get some antibiotics. I was like, it's probably a staph infection.

That's what you put the fear in. Well, you suggested it and I said, yeah, I've noticed a lot of people getting staph infections in their elbows. You said Ben Boyce from Jono and Ben got one and nearly died. Yep. No, he didn't nearly die, but he got one.

Cam Mansell used to do the night show. He got a staph infection in the elbow. So I put into Google, hot swollen elbow. That's all I put in. First link that comes up, a website called myclevelandclinic.org. I was like, that seems legit. Click on it. I self-diagnosed myself

with elbow bursitis, which is fluid around the elbow from overuse and instantly calmed myself down. Instantly calmed myself down. Right. Today I went to my chiropractor because I had a bunch of other things

that needed attention as well. I said, by the way, I've got this thing in my elbow and I think I've got elbow bursitis. And he looked at it and he goes, that's exactly what you've got. Win! Can I just ask, what arm is it in?

The right arm. And are you right-handed or left-handed? Left-handed. No, right-handed. Right-handed. And so you're saying this was from gardening. It's a gardening. Yeah.

Like you overused it in the garden. Are you suggesting I've got wanker's cramp? No, I'm just asking. I didn't say anything. I don't. I didn't suggest anything. Okay, I don't. You've got penis elbow.

It's like tennis elbow, but. My wife and children are away at the moment, but it's definitely from gardening. Well, that's why I just put two and two together. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. but it's definitely from Gardner. Well, that's why I just put two and two together.