ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th July 2026

Episode Date: July 8, 2026

Clint learns about the Sunday Scaries.  How fast did the relationship move?  The strippers from Magic Men Aus who lost their luggage - live on the show.  A Thursdayoke special. See omn...ystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 ZM's Brea and Clint Pop Podcast It's our radio show But wrapped up in a neat little package just for you It's ZDM's Brea and Clint Podcast ZM's Brean Clint Thanks to KFC ZDM's Brean Clint
Starting point is 00:00:13 Covering Breakfast One more morning Of Brean Clinton in the morning Good morning everybody Morning, morning guys Morning guys Happy to be here It's like it's Friday
Starting point is 00:00:26 Because that's a long weekend, baby How good How good. Is this our last one? Oh, don't say that. Before we go into the bad times. It might not be. I'm pretty sure it is. There's that big gap. We don't get anything until like...
Starting point is 00:00:40 Get this. I think the next long weekend is October. I'm pretty sure. We're about to go into hibernation. That's awful. Of public holidays. Are you 100% sure on that? I'm not 100%. So we've had Easter, we've had Anzac, we've had King's birthday.
Starting point is 00:00:59 Matariki is tomorrow. Yep. Oh, you're right. I knew it. Labor Day, and it's not just October. It's the end of October. It's the 26th of October. Why don't we have a public holiday?
Starting point is 00:01:13 When would the next one be that we'd want? I feel like they need to, I mean... July, August, September. If we could get a September, that would be good. When did Matariki? When did we get that only a couple of years ago? Oh, four years ago, yeah. Four or five years ago.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Let's invent another one. What else will be? we get a public holiday for? What do we do? What are we interested in? What do we appreciate? Guys, guys. If the Waz win we'll get a public holiday. We get a public holiday. Yeah, if all back to win the World Cup next year,
Starting point is 00:01:41 we get a public holiday. If New Zealand win the football cup, oh wait. Never mind. Too soon? The football cup. The Waz is perfect because it literally sits in the pocket of where, oh, maybe it's October. Is it?
Starting point is 00:02:00 I feel like the grand final would be in October. If anyone's got any ideas on a public holiday we could pitch 9-6-96. Text it in. When's Kate Shepard's birthday? We could do like a historic one. You're very Kate Shepard focused at the moment for someone who thought she was still alive. I'm learning. Yeah, she's quite cool.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Ella thought it was her great-grandmother. My last name is Shepard. That's the joke. That's good. That's good. Hey, next on the show, well first on the show, even. Big Uber news. Are you across this?
Starting point is 00:02:34 The new Uber News? I did see producer Claude put something in the chat. Yeah. But I didn't read it. Big Uber News. Big for people who don't like to have a digital footprint. Big for money launderers, this one. Oh, great.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Actually, big for the entire organised crime community. Listen up, guys. And the elderly. And the elderly. Okay. Yeah. Organised crime and the elderly this was going to appeal to. I and me, actually.
Starting point is 00:03:01 I don't know if that's ever been said in a sentence, but... Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. In one suggestion came through for a public holiday. Oh yes, what was that? National pyjama at the supermarket day. Okay. It's quintessentially Kiwi, isn't it? Certain pyjamas, yes.
Starting point is 00:03:19 I mean, sometimes I sleep topless. Do we hate it? I don't know if... Shut up. Alas Keene. Don't wave your tongue at me like that. We're getting a lot of texts all of a sudden asking which supermarket free shop shop. We will be there with bells on.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Excuse me, madam. Would you like us too bad? Why do I tell us? Got any bananas? Oh, too far. Yeah, far out. It's kind of weird. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:03:58 No, I don't have any. bananas, actually. Coconut has got any coconut? Everyone, keep laughing. I've got a peach though. That will do. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Okay, no, no, no peach out at the supermarket. No, no, no, no, no. That's unhygienic. Fuzz pitch. Big Uber news. I promised you big Uber news and I will deliver
Starting point is 00:04:21 big Uber news. From July, Uber drivers in New Zealand will begin to accept cash. Cash money. What? Yeah. Isn't the whole point Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:35 That there is no money? Yeah. Exchange? Yeah. When you catch an Uber? Correct. But from late July, Uber drivers in New Zealand will start accepting cash. They've said Uber New Zealand has said cash will help driver partners connect with a wider pool of riders,
Starting point is 00:04:53 creating opportunities to receive tip requests through the platform. All right. So they'll still say. send you a request for a tip in the app, but you can pay for cash, which I said before is great for the older generation who aren't that tech savvy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:09 And they still use cash. And it's great for money launderers. It's great for drug dealers who have a lot of cash on hand. And don't want to be traced. Well, they can't put it into the bank, can they? No. So you put it into the app.
Starting point is 00:05:23 I joke, but I'm quite keen to pay in cash. No, thanks. I've always got cash on me. Yuck. I worry that it makes the Uber drivers a bit less safe, you know, because then people know that they're driving around with a tin full of cash in the car. Yeah, I also feel bad for the Uber drivers that they have to have change and cash on hand. Like, oh, how annoying for them.
Starting point is 00:05:45 You and I come from, you know how they say we're the last generation to know life without the internet. We're also the last generation who ordered taxis. Our Gen Z producer Ella, did you ever order and pay for a taxi? No, but one time... Did you ever have to have cash for a taxi home from town? No, not from town. I have once with my grandma, and it was like $60 for like five minutes. But I imagine it was hers out.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Yeah, and it was very expensive. A few years ago, I was staying in Queenstown, and the hotel I was staying at had a lot of road works around it. And when I tried to order an Uber, it said to me that at this stage, you can't order an Uber in there. And I was like, well, how am I going to get to the... the airport early in the morning. And I had to wake up extra early to then call the taxi service.
Starting point is 00:06:34 And it just, all this past trauma came back where I called the taxi service and they're like, oh, we'll be there. And I'm like, but how do I know that you're going to be here? You can pre-book a taxi. You could have booked a taxi before you go to bed. Which? But I know, you're just worried that it's not going to show up. Even if you pre-book it, how do you know?
Starting point is 00:06:52 Sometimes. Well, that's where the taxi company would say you've got to go to a reputable taxi company. they'll say you've got to use a blue bubble because we'll always be there or you've got to use a corporate cab. It takes me back to when we would all be pre-drinking at someone's house and we're all having, you know, drinks
Starting point is 00:07:07 and then someone's like, oh, we're probably going to want to go to the clubs in like half an hour should we order a taxi now and you had to like think ahead and then... You get punished as the friend who's the only one who has cash in their wallet
Starting point is 00:07:22 so you end up paying for it and this is the line, you'll remember this line. Oh, Bree will get you. get it and then everybody get her a drink when we're in there. Never happened. Never happened. Never happened. Bree will get the taxi and then we will everybody, remember you have to get Bree a drink.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Or pay for Bree's cover charge if there's a cover charge. Remember it's where the famous line from Jersey Shore came. The cabs are here. Cabs are here. Cabs are here. Cabs are here. And everyone would rush and get ready to get into the cab. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:54 The only upside is because the taxi thing, The other classic taxi line is having to say to the taxi driver, I live here, can you take me there for 20 bucks? And they're like, oh, sometimes they'll do a deal and turn the meter off. The Uber's will still tell you how much the ride is going to be before you get in. Oh, so they can tell you that. So it's not like a meter thing that goes up while you're in the Uber. So. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Flush your cash through the Uber's, I guess. ZM's Brean Clint. But in the morning. Morning, guys. Last Brean Clint in the morning for a. but the guys will be back soon. Bree is currently irrationally mad at a run club that is congregated
Starting point is 00:08:32 outside the ZM Studios. They're just people that make me feel bad about myself. You know? And that's why I'm mad. I don't think that's their intention. They... I know it's not their intention. They don't care. They've never had a second thought about someone like me in their life.
Starting point is 00:08:48 They're better than me. There's a very hibster coffee shop that's just opened outside our studio as well. And they've congregated outside it. Do you think they have run, because it's still dark, do you think these guys have run or they're about to run? I couldn't care less, to be honest. Well, if they have run, it means that they all got up
Starting point is 00:09:06 at 5.30 for this long. If they haven't run, then they got up at 6.30. That makes me even madder. Producer Ella? Do you want me to go ask them? Yeah, go ask him. Yeah? Go ask him. She just wants to go pet that three-legged dog. Oh, and there's a three-legged dog there too, yeah. Just before we were talking about,
Starting point is 00:09:22 you were talking about Clint, what's the most unhappiest age, to science. Yes. And you said that it was 47. 47. Because of a bunch of different reasons. And we've had a text come through from Stella who says,
Starting point is 00:09:36 You guys, I'm 47 and my alarm went off listening to you describing exactly how my life is. My dad has dementia. And yes, that is the worst thing, along with eyesight problems kicking in. Make the most of life now. No jokes. Yes, I'm so tired. Raising a Miss 17 keeps things lit though. That's such good perspective from Stella.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Thank you. Thank you, Stella. I didn't get into the other detail which said after 47, it starts to get better. Yeah. Because your mortgage pressure gets easier. Kids go off and do their own thing. It does get better. And someone else said, guys, this is not the news I want to hear as a 46-year-old.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Yeah, we apologize. All right, let's get into Trady versus Lady. If you want to play with us this morning, there's $50 cash up for grabs. And we need one Trady and one lady on the phone to represent each side. Yes, if that's you, give us a call now. 0800 dial ZM. No sign of Ella. No, oh, morning.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Now all the people from the run club are waving at me. I hope they don't hear what you said about them. Yes, you're better than me. Enjoy your run. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Ella has been out to speak to the Hot People Run Club outside our studio to find out at 7am in the dark if they have run or they're going running. I bet you they have run and it's 10K.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Ella, the result is... It's a run club. They started at 6 a.m. and I don't know how far it was. Oh, you didn't ask how far. I did so well. Actually, I don't want to know. I don't want to...
Starting point is 00:11:11 We should have known that run. You can't get a coffee. You can't get a coffee before you run. Because you poop your pants on the run. You'll shoot yourself. And a bush as well. That's what runners do. Yeah, they do.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Any bush will do at that stage too. So, all right. All right. Thanks, Ella. It's Trady versus ladies All right here we go The Trades versus the ladies Last game of the week
Starting point is 00:11:36 The Trades on quite the run at the moment They're on 51 wins for the year The ladies are they're on 55 Our lady is in Wellington She's 40 and she has never broken a bone Well you've jinxed it now Juliet, haven't you? Morning What I'm hoping not
Starting point is 00:11:53 Touch wood, quick Juliet Are you snowboarding or rollerblading this Matariki weekend, Juliet? I'm going ice skating and to an obstacle course with my kids. Juliet. Juliet. We want to distance ourselves. If anything does happen, it's nothing to do with us.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Okay. Okay. See it all. You're taking on our tradie today from Hamilton. He's 32. His wife and him just bought their first home a month ago. Congratulations, guys. Welcome to the show, Isaac.
Starting point is 00:12:23 Hi, Isaac. How's it going? Good, thanks. What was that, Isaac? I do haven't broken a bone in my body. You haven't broken one either. We're getting a lot of noise, guys. Can we, if someone has got us on speaker, can they take us off speaker?
Starting point is 00:12:38 I don't think it's you, Isaac. Are you there, one two, one two? I'm here. Yeah, Isaac's here. Yeah, we're getting it from... Oh, she's getting a telling. Juliet got a telling off from the producers. Are you back with us, Juliet?
Starting point is 00:12:53 There she is, lovely. Your buzzer is Lady. Isaac Trady, the first of three correct answers, gets $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. What does a haberdashery sell? Brady.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Yes, Isaac? Okay. He's pulled it out of nowhere. Deep, dark depths of his brain. Hats is correct. Question number two. Which team won last night's state of origin match? Was it Queensland or New South Wales?
Starting point is 00:13:27 Yes, Isaac? New South Wales. I don't want to talk about it. Two to the Trades. You need this one, Juliet, to stay in at. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Juliet.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Juliet? Eminet. Yeah. It is Eminem. Well done. Question number four. What other Australian native is a koala's closest living relative? Trades.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Yes, Isaac. A wombat. It is a wombat. Well done. That answer was said with the question mark, yeah. Isaac, congratulations. You're a tradie versus lady champion. You get $50 cash for your long weekend.
Starting point is 00:14:17 Cool, thank you. And Juliet, wrist guards. Yes. I can just shove a pillow down your pants as well. Yeah, butt guards. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. Stay safe out there, Juliet.
Starting point is 00:14:31 All right, thanks. Dead is Franklin. Look, if you're wondering how the petty quest went yesterday, or if you're wondering what the petty quest is, Vaughn Smith talked about on the breakfast show multiple times how he'd beaten Ali Williams at the top 10 go-kart centre. He said this. The board with the top 10 times on it, my name is on there.
Starting point is 00:14:55 But that's a celebrity one. He was really nice. No, you need to tell him when you're not on the actual leadership board. No, no, just. For people that you might know, maybe off the tally once or twice. That's what I think the leaderboard should be called. And I knocked Ali Williams out of the top ten. That felt pretty good.
Starting point is 00:15:08 And every time I think he wants a helicopter in Hearn Bay, I'm like, maybe get back on the top ten. Yes, I'm going to be. Vaughn said it felt pretty good. I wouldn't have felt pretty good. So I made it my petty quest yesterday to go out to game over in Albany and knock him off the top ten leaderboard. We didn't know where he was on the top ten because I was like, if he's sixth. It's going to be a lot harder. And you can't knock him off.
Starting point is 00:15:31 You could just go ahead of him. You could knock him down to seventh kind of thing. All I wanted to do was knock him down a peg. Luckily when you got there, he was 10th. He was 10th. So just beating his time would have knocked him off the leaderboard altogether. Exactly. The time to beat was 21 seconds.
Starting point is 00:15:48 0.850. I got into the go-cart. I got it done in two laps. 21.559 was my second full lap. Yeah. And I was pretty happy with that. I could go home. Yeah, you're done.
Starting point is 00:16:04 You're in 10th place on the leaderboard now. Yeah. Crazy that you didn't want to, the competitive part of me would have gone, well, if I can do that in two laps, can I knock the guy in first place off as well? Because I've got my... Because who was in first? That's a good question.
Starting point is 00:16:19 I can't, yes, producer claw. I know exactly who it was. Who was it? You'll never beat him. Shane Van Gisbergen. Oh. The real race car driver. Well, what was the difference between Shane Van Gisbergin's time?
Starting point is 00:16:31 in your time. I'm just having a look here. There's a photo. So you did a 21-5. Yep. He did a 20.3. Oh, no. So about a second?
Starting point is 00:16:41 Almost a second and a half. Which doesn't seem like a lot. Who else is on there? Locky Ferguson from the black caps. Who else? Matt Payne. Who's Matt Payne? Matt Payne.
Starting point is 00:16:53 I know Tim Payne. Oh, Scott Dixon's on this leaderboard as well. Indy car driver. Who's that? He's the IndyCar champion. Oh, Matt Payne is New Zealand racing driver. Supercars. Okay, so he's a supercar driver.
Starting point is 00:17:08 Yep. Richie Stanway is a supercar driver. Wait, are they all... You're in good company here. I'm in pretty good shape. I'm the only woman. Fabian Coulthard is a supercar driver. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:17:19 And then there's a cricketer and brie. I'm stoked with that. So, you know, that's well achieved. Anyway, if you're looking to beat me and knock me off the leaderboard, you can go out to game over. Orbanee, right? Albany, right? Is where your record is. Albany, if you want to knock me off.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Yep. Z.N.'s Branklin. It's a long weekend, which means the Sunday scaries are going to be twice as bad. It does it? I think so. Okay. Well, you don't even know what the Sunday scleries are. No, that's why it's so confusing to me.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Why does an extra day off make the Sunday scaries worse? Because that's what I believe. The longer you have off, the worst the Sunday scaries are. Okay. because you've had extra time to relax and realize how good your life is without having to go to work. Producers, you know what I'm talking about when I say the Sunday Scaries? 100%. Yeah. The Sunday Scaries, Clint, is that feeling of dread and anxiety you get on a Sunday afternoon, Sunday night.
Starting point is 00:18:21 It could even just be all day Sunday, really, where it's the looming sense of the week ahead. and you're like Oh no I've got to get organised and I've got to get my lunch or my breakfast ready for the week and I'm going to do my meal prep and I've got to get
Starting point is 00:18:39 oh my God there's so many things happening this week And this happens to you guys every Sunday? Clint's never experienced I don't say things to make myself sound unrelatable or to to like act like I'm better than other people because I don't want to but I'm just going to say this once
Starting point is 00:18:56 because it's the first time I'm hearing about this I'm just going to say this once. Yeah. Sunday's my favourite day of the week. Look, he's never, particularly. He's never experienced. And I've always said this, particularly Sunday afternoon. Wait.
Starting point is 00:19:08 It's my favourite time of the whole week. Wow. Did you not have it as an intern or like in your career when you were younger? You should be studied. You should be studied as a medical marvel in the sense of how good, how good. I'm not trying to put myself up as an as an old pedestal. Genuinely, you should be studied as to how good your mental. health is. Like, it amazes me. Like, and genuinely, genuinely, I'm so envious. Yeah, I want a piece of
Starting point is 00:19:39 that. Yeah. What are you guys so worried about on the Sunday? It's, it's, it's, what are people, not you guys? God, I've sound like I'm minimising your situation. No, no, no, these are a question. What are people worried about on a Sunday? It's the, you're thinking about the week ahead. A lot of the time it's going back to work, how much work you've got on, the stress that you've feel throughout the week. I've got to organise this. I've got to exercise. I've got to get my meals ready. It's just like... It can also be the unknown. Like I have worked tomorrow. I have a meeting. What's going to happen? I don't know. That's that. Me. But who cares what happens in that meeting? Me. I have to be prepared.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Oh, okay. According to reports, 75% of workers are impacted by the Sunday Scaries. It's also people that hate their jobs, you know? Yeah. Okay, so this is what I was trying to pick at a little bit. Is it just the people who hate their job? No, I don't think so. Because you guys hate the, you guys hate me? Maybe you are the problem. Is it a, is it looming dread of another week around me? It could be. Because you don't have to hang out with you because you are you. Maybe that's, maybe that's why. You're so happy, go lucky. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:52 I have noticed, though, I have noticed that the job I'm in now, there's less. Sunday scaries. I think I've experienced very bad and intense Sunday skis. If you're going back to a toxic environment, I can totally understand how how grim that would, and how anxious that would make you feel. And I think the big thing is if you've got... Stop trying to relate to us. We, you are not relatable to us at all.
Starting point is 00:21:18 I use the age. Stop trying. Don't buy it, girls. I bought it. I bought it. He has no idea what he's talking about. He's never had to take a mental health day in his life. He's like, wait, we can take mental health days.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Yes, you can. Look at him. Look at him. I've got solutions, but I'm not going to offer them. The serotonin that this man produces is disgusting. We should take it. You overproduce serotonin, give some to the rest of us. I'm trying.
Starting point is 00:21:49 For God's sake. I'm trying. What's your number one tip? If your meal prep is dressing you out, do it on Saturday. That's even work. Clint, what's your biggest, what is your biggest, genuinely, I'm asking you, what is the biggest worry that you have in your life at the moment? Me personally, probably my mortgage. Okay, oh well that's, that's a genuine one.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Yeah. That's relatable. What did you want me to say whether the all blacks are going to win by 50 or not? I thought you were going to say something like, well, it's whether to get the top of the range ties to put on my Volkswagen golf or get the mid-race. tires. This ad I have to do with stressing me out. Should I get premium petrol today? My shiny shoes, and I'm the hard one to work with.
Starting point is 00:22:39 ZDN's brand clen. Okay, what is the unhappiest age? There's been a huge study done into this and they reckon they've pinpointed it down to the exact year and they reckon it's largely universal worldwide this age? And it's a particular year of your life? I was saying before, I reckon it's like the most common age that people have multiple toddler children. Still at home.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, right. Like where it's just so chaotic and hectic and... Yeah. I feel like that would be the age. Pick a year. Go on, put a year on it. What do we think producers? Like, what age do you reckon...
Starting point is 00:23:16 I'm just hoping it's one that I've already done. And the worst is not yet to come. Yeah, so you, Bree, are saying that it's... The worst is yet to come. 100%. And your look, so that's... I'm a realist. That's glass half empty.
Starting point is 00:23:28 No. A realist. Yeah, I've done the hard bit and then it's smooth sailing from here. 42. 42? 31. 31. Ella.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Maybe being a teenager because you're like, I need to be my own person, mom. So maybe 15. 15. You don't have a care in the world. I know because it's also fun. But your motions are high. You don't have responsibility. I know for me personally it's not the year that I'm currently in.
Starting point is 00:23:53 I don't know if I've ever been. Was it when you had young children? I don't know. I don't know, but I don't think I've ever been happier than I am right now. So when was it then? For me? Yep. I don't think I've had a year of being genuinely unhappy.
Starting point is 00:24:09 That is not the question I asked. What's been my unhappiest year? Yes. Oh. I was going to say between, when I was changing jobs, when my career was kind of like, oh, what's going to happen? But even in that year, I got married. So good things still happened.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Yeah. You know, I do know that I shouldn't get too cocky because according to this study, the year is still coming. Oh, man. So you were right. It's in the future. I knew it. A court.
Starting point is 00:24:40 So this study. It's in the 40s for sure. It's massive. They examined data from 132 countries. And they looked at the relationship between age and unhappiness. And according to this study, it's 47. Midlife crisis. 47.2, to be exact.
Starting point is 00:24:59 That's the unhappiest period of your life. Midlife crisis, Ella, midlife crisis. They say at 47, you often have a lot of career pressure because you might be higher up in your job, higher up in the company, which comes with more responsibility. You have a lot of mortgage pressure because it's probably not as big as it's ever going to be,
Starting point is 00:25:19 but it's still big. Oh my gosh. You have a lot of parenting pressure, Bree, because you said you've got a lot of young kids at home. Or you're just kids like taking them here. taking them there. Taking them here, taking them there. I imagine that.
Starting point is 00:25:33 It's sports practice. That period of your life, like 47. And helping them process their emotions. I'm going to be just a mom taxi. And I'm going to be taking my child here and I'll take my other child there and I'll take this kid here. At 47 you also have aging parents pressure. So you have pressure from the people that you are raising but then you have pressure from the people that raised you who now need your help. Which I think, personally, I think out of all of it, all the other stuff, whatever, that is the hardest.
Starting point is 00:26:04 I think at that age where you have to look after your parents, maybe, you know, like where they will have some health problems and you have that anxiety and that. You have your stress. And health pressure at 47 as well. You might be starting to get the beginnings of sore knees. Yeah, a bit of arthritis. Yeah, the arthritis. You know, as you get older, you get more health problems. Generally, that's how it works.
Starting point is 00:26:26 So 47, you're entering the bad bits. Bad back. And then the last one they've detailed is you also have growing retirement pressure. Because you go, well, if I want to retire and retire well. I need to work harder now. It's less than 20 years away my retirement. What have I done? I don't have any Kiwi saver.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Gosh, but you're also tired. So which means. You're at that point where you're tired in your career and you want to retire. Yes. You're so sick of doing your dumb job. No one's retiring. No one is retiring at 47. No.
Starting point is 00:26:56 No, but you haven't... I want to retire now. You haven't seen the main one as well. What's the main one? Well, you've probably been married for ages and it might turn into the old ball and chain, your old battle-in. Oh, you reckon you've got marriage pressure?
Starting point is 00:27:10 Maybe. You know what? You're probably right. Yeah. A good friend of mine, good friend of mine who is, I believe she's 46. She always says to me, she's like, oh, she goes, my life is so boring.
Starting point is 00:27:24 All the stuff in it, just... absolute punishes. Oh. She's like, she goes, talk to me about your life. It's way more exciting than mine. But isn't it funny though? Because her life is probably the life that a lot of people would dream of. Like they go, I can't believe you have a partner, a house and kids.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Oh, she's got a great life. Exactly right. I look at her life and I'm like, you've got it great. But she's like, oh, I'm so tired. Anyway, that's at 47 guys. That's what we've got to look forward to. But they did say after 47, life starts getting better again. I'm taking the year off when I turned 47.
Starting point is 00:27:57 I think it's a good idea. ZDM's Brie Inclin. Covering breakfast. Morning, everybody shows by Kimmist Warehouse. Their unstoppable savings are on now at Kimmest Warehouse. Last day before the long weekend for a lot of us. If you still have a tough day ahead, a bit of motivation for you. No matter how bad your day is today, just remember that you get to Doom Scroll tonight.
Starting point is 00:28:20 That's what's keeping me going at the moment. No matter what happens today when you get home. There's a little doom scroll for you. It's so funny, whenever I'm home, my sister-in-law who loves a doom scroll. Yes. Anytime we can't find her, someone will go, doom scroll. Doomscroll. And she's in the bedroom, doom scroll.
Starting point is 00:28:40 And sometimes it's involuntary. You sort of just perched it. You just perched down on the edge of the bed and you think, I just need to check this one thing on my phone. 15 minutes later, you're like, wait. You're 45 reels deep. Where have I been? What happened? I blacked out.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Robert Irwin, he literally fits the bill of beautiful on the inside and outside. He's great guy. He's just a top-notch bloke, isn't he? He's a chip off the old block. Or is he? What? Oh no, I thought that's what you're about to say. No.
Starting point is 00:29:14 I thought you're going to out Robert Irwin. Nah, he's the best of the best. We love Robert Irwin. And I spoke about a little while ago that he was dating someone new. Is he dating someone from dancing with the stars? That was the rumours that he was, which he could have been. But I think these are confirmed. It is confirmed that he's been dating a woman who is a wildlife photographer.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Oh, okay. She's 25. Her name is Ashley Scully. They've been dating for not very long. But family, the family is concerned that things are moving too quickly between them. Right, okay. I'm just Googling Ashley Scully. It will be tough to be dating a person that so many other women have a crush on and also be a public figure, you know, because her Instagram is public.
Starting point is 00:30:06 She would get DMs all the time of like, you're not good enough of Robert. Leave out Robert O'Loe. It should have been me. Yeah. But apparently they're very happy together, so much so that Robert Irwin is moving quickly. In fact, he's 22. Yeah, he's 22. She's 25. And the family concerned that, yeah, things are moving too fast.
Starting point is 00:30:32 And this is why, because I was like, I want to know why. What's the reason? So according to reports, Robert is reportedly hoping to integrate Ashley into the family business already. Wanting her to spend more time in Australia Zoo, getting to know the family business, and becoming a part of the wider Irwin world. Okay. So trying to integrate her into the business. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Yeah. And the family are like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Like, what's this girl's birthday? Like, she hasn't even spent a Christmas with us yet. I'm assuming. I don't know what's happening. But, yeah, the family is saying, wait, you're moving too fast. Well, maybe the park just needs a new photographer.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Maybe he's thinking of the family. The thing is, is that I believe that Robert and her have known each other for quite a number of years. Okay. Like they've known each other and they've been friends for a long time. And you know when people get into a relationship, if you've known someone for like 10 years and then you get into a relationship, things can move quite quickly. It often does move quickly. Yeah, yeah. Because you do know each other well.
Starting point is 00:31:35 Yeah. You know? I'm assuming. You often tell me about the lesbian community who have a habit of moving in together extremely quickly. You hauling. Yeah. Yeah. You told me that lesbians will often show up to the first date with a moving.
Starting point is 00:31:50 van. And at the end of the date, they'll go, right, so should we go pick your stuff up? Or shall I go pick my stuff up? All the moving companies have a lesbian discount. Do they? Yeah, because they use them so often. I don't know if that's true, but moving companies, that's a great idea. You should put that on your website.
Starting point is 00:32:08 It's always sort of advised against moving too quickly when it goes bad, but when it goes well, everybody celebrates it as the ultimate romance. Have you noticed that? Yeah. Like, if people, if we're on a date with someone. know you know. If they were proposed to you after six months and you said yes, your friends would be like, you're insane.
Starting point is 00:32:28 But if you told them that they were proposed to you after six months and you've been married for 10 years, they'd go, oh my God, where is that love for me? We always knew that it was true love. This is what true love looks like. Yeah. I wanted to ask this morning, how fast did the relationship move? And maybe it was you or maybe it was someone in your family
Starting point is 00:32:48 or one of your friends. but it moved very quickly and did it work out? Did it go well? Or did it go tits up? Yeah, we'll take both. We just want rapid, rapid programs. Like just so quick. And what were the milestones that they were hitting
Starting point is 00:33:02 when you were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're getting a dog after knowing each other for three weeks? The ZDM Podcast Network. Erna is here. Hi, Erna. Hi, Erna. Hello. Hello, you moved very quickly in your relationship.
Starting point is 00:33:15 Yes, yes, we did. Go on, tell us what happened. We met through Tinder, classic tale, and put straight away, but I would go through my quarter life crisis and going overseas for travelling for two months. And instead of waiting for me within kind of four weeks of knowing each other, he bought tickets to join me on the last week. No way. Okay, that's kind of romantic. If you were cool with it, were you cool with it? So cool with it. We met in Paris and, yeah, did the kind of city of love.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Wow. How long did the trip like? last four? He joined me on the last kind of like two weeks of it, but I was traveling alone for about six weeks before. That's clever to not commit to doing the whole thing together. I think it would have destroyed the chance. Because he gave you a bit of space to do your eat, pray, love, and then he just joined you for the glamorous bit at the end. I love it. Did it work out? Are you guys still together? Still together? Seven years. A house together, a kid together, so it worked out well. Wow. It's a success story. Thanks, Erna. Brittany's here. Hi, Brittany.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Hi, Brittany. Hi, Brittany. Did the relationship move quickly, Brittany? It did. It did. How fast are we talking? Oh, not as fast as the previous course. We knew each other for four years. We met my first job at the supermarket. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Within six months, we were living together. Within six months of what, the first date or the first patch kind of thing? That's pretty quick. A good date, yeah. Yeah. And it's all worked out? Yeah, we've been together for 11 years, married to seven. Yeah, you had four years of flea.
Starting point is 00:34:47 You had four years of flirty banter at the supermarket beforehand, though, Brittany, didn't you? As a foundation. Yeah, we do. Do you believe, though, Brittany, when you know, you know? Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Then why wait, I guess? Why wait?
Starting point is 00:35:00 Yeah, thanks, Brittany. Let's go to Holly. Morina, Holly. Morning. Morning. How are you? Good, thanks, Holly. Did it move very quickly in your relationship, Holly?
Starting point is 00:35:08 Yeah, definitely. We were engaged after two weeks. What? Oh! Okay, this is what we were looking for, Holly. Holy smokes, Holly. This is why we did this topic. And how did you meet and why do you think it happened so quickly and are you still together?
Starting point is 00:35:24 We met on incident dating many, many years ago now. Right. We just knew. We both had been in long-term committed relationships previously and we just clicked. We just knew. How can you know? How can you know after two weeks though? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:42 It's a feeling. Okay. Yeah, yeah. It was a feeling. Yeah. We've been together for 18 years and we've been married for 12. Shut up, Holly. That's a success story.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Yeah. You just... We've put a house to play. I can't argue with it because it's worked. I just worry about the infatuation thing in the first two weeks. I bet though, Holly, can you tell us, were people in your life, like family and friends, were they really like, I don't know about this, guys? Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:36:11 My mother was very, very skeptical. We were engaged for five years before we actually. actually got married. Okay. Okay. And so we were like, well, if it doesn't work, it doesn't work. But yeah. Had either have you been married before?
Starting point is 00:36:25 No. No. First marriage for both of us. Wow. Wow. That's amazing. Good. NZ dating should have got you as like a brand ambassador.
Starting point is 00:36:33 They might have survived the whole Tinder thing. Wait, do they still exist in Z dating? They might. I'm not sure. Yeah. Don't Google it. You don't want NZ dating on your browser history breed just before your baby arrives. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:45 It's not the best look. Back space, back space, back space. Hey, thanks, Holly. Congrats. That's so cool. We said, did your relationship move really fast? Someone said my parents were married after six weeks. And they've just celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary.
Starting point is 00:36:58 That's incredible. So not just engaged, they were married. Oh, I know what it is. Oh, someone got pregnant. Someone got pregnant. Someone got pregnant. Not necessarily. Like back in that day and age, like our parents.
Starting point is 00:37:10 60 years ago. Yeah, like 60 years ago, it wouldn't have been as drastic or out there. Depends. But it also probably would have been that much more common to get married if someone got pregnant. Oh, if they got pregnant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone said, we met in January, bought a house together in April, pregnant in August.
Starting point is 00:37:30 This is all the same year, obviously. We are now married, have two kids and have been together seven years. That's amazing. What a year. Do it all at once. I met my current partner and after three weeks of knowing each other, he stayed at my house and just never left. Four years later, we've got a baby,
Starting point is 00:37:49 and we're still going strong. There you go. He just clung on. Meant to be. Someone said, my brother met a girl, started dating six months, engaged, then six months married,
Starting point is 00:37:59 one year total. God, that's a big year. Here's what we talked about before. I got pregnant the first time we did it. Whoa. It was on our second date. We're still together six years later, and we have two kids.
Starting point is 00:38:12 Oh, that's lovely. Someone else said, August 2020, engaged in 2021, first baby in 2022, married in 23, now two kids and happily married. Oh, you've got a lot of pressure to do something every year. What are you going to do
Starting point is 00:38:27 for 2027? Divorce. It's ZAM's Brea and Clint podcast. News this week that a group of male touring strippers lost 13 suitcases across State Highway 1 as they were making the honest
Starting point is 00:38:43 journey to Gisbon to perform for the ladies and fellas of the bay, which is a tragedy, and as New Zealanders, we like to rally around and help strippers in need like this, don't we? Always, always, we do, and that's why the two strippers from the show join us on the show right now.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Sean and Carlo, morning. Good morning, what are you doing? Just paint a picture for us, fellas. Are you guys wearing anything at the moment? Yes, we are. Out of our 13th, that we've lost, we've actually recovered 10. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:39:18 We've already been between us, which has been great. What about the three lads that didn't get their suitcases back? Look, we've had to mix and match outfits and uniforms to get by. We're professional
Starting point is 00:39:34 improvisers. Because I know you can, like, if a player forgets their boots or something, you can share boots if you've got a spare pair. Can you share Sparkly G-bangers as male strippers? Yes, we do all the time. Yeah, and why not?
Starting point is 00:39:49 Okay, fair enough. Yeah, so it's family. Absolutely. Yeah. What's mine is yours. What a silly question. 10 out of 13 suitcases recovered. Any hope of getting the other three back,
Starting point is 00:39:59 or you've kind of written that off, fellas? Oh, look, I really, really hope you do. There's still personal items that's been lost. Yeah. Which we're really hoping to get back. It's not just outfits and the same and all the sort of stuff, but, you know, there's missing shoes. it's missing personal clothes,
Starting point is 00:40:17 it's missing on the way you got in your bag. I actually lost one of the bags it's missing. It's got all my costumes in it and like just personal stuff. Sentimental stuff, right? We are still hoping. Sentimental handcuffs. Yeah, like maybe one of the first costumes you wore.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Lads, just so we can put it out there to the country, where exactly do you think you lost them just so people can keep an eye out? You know, it's so funny. I can and I can't tell you. We left from lower hot. You got it to Taranga, which is about, I don't know, seven hours. And only three hours in, we realized all the trailers.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Oh, no. Right? You couldn't make it up. So it was only by a matter of like, I had an air tag in my suitcase. And then we found that that location was an hour and a half south. All right. So we've been traveling an hour and a half without any bloody luggage on the trailer. So we think it's around desert road, around the windy mountains on desert roads.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Okay. Honestly, it could be anywhere. And if it wasn't for Sean's air tag, we don't know where it would be. That's right. We're not sure if we're going to be in this position. So thanks to Sean's having that air tag. So now we need to buy air tags for our bags.
Starting point is 00:41:28 Yeah, you do. That area is where the New Zealand military do all of their training. So if they see a suitcase on the side of the road, I'm sorry to say for this, but I'm pretty sure they're going to detonate it. I'm pretty sure they're going to go, it either is a bomb or this is the perfect opportunity for us to do some bomb disposal training.
Starting point is 00:41:44 So there could be exploding G-banggers all over Waiuru this weekend. If they're running cowboy hats and if they're running, you know, strange firefighter questions, then I think we know where we found the game. Yeah. If there's a really fun show that's put on at the base this weekend, we'll know. We'll know why. You're welcome, New Zealand. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Is it true that you guys are the, because you guys are the magic men from Australia, aren't you? That's the tour group? Yeah, yes. Yeah. Are you the group that has the Channing Tatum look alike in the group? That is, that is us Will Passer, absolutely Will is his name, is it?
Starting point is 00:42:18 Will pass it, yep How's that being received by the ladies of New Zealand? Oh, they love it, you know New Zealand's been on our radar I think the last four or five years So every year we've come and we've toured all over All over the country, North and South Island
Starting point is 00:42:32 They love it, you know, Because he is a pretty much a direct look-alike And then... He's very good look-alike He's a very good-looking man We have a thing on this show because Channing Tatum, the real Channing Tatum, actually follows Bree on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:42:48 Oh, Razzie. Brie, lucky lady. I know. Fellas, I don't know why he bloody does. Him and I talk on Instagram occasionally, and I thought if Will was around, we could get a photo, and it would make everyone think
Starting point is 00:43:00 that I'd finally met the real Channing Tatum. Well, you know, in order to do that, you can come along to Sioux City this weekend. We'll get a massive double show there. So if you do want to see the Channing Tatum doppelganger, you know where to go. You guys said we can give some tickets away to that. So you're doing two shows at Sky City this Matariki weekend on Saturday.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Are you doing any shows tonight or tomorrow? We are. I think we're in Hamilton tonight and we are in Hastings tomorrow night. God, you guys are presented. And I want to say, I'm sorry for the mispronunciation. Fangaroo, Fangare. Fangaday. That's the one, yep.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Yeah, all right. Well, 966, we can sort some people who text in out with some tickets to see the magic men. Yeah, text where you'd like to see the boys and we'll get you some double passes. Don't say your own house, okay? No, we don't have any time for that this tour, but yeah, we welcome anyone and everyone. If you want to come and have a real good party with us,
Starting point is 00:43:57 especially on a Friday or Saturday and I come down. Be a hell of an experience. Where have the crowd's been the craziest boys before you leave us? All over. I reckon South America has been, you know, one of our strongest and passionate. Oh, South America. To be honest.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Yeah, right. I thought you're going to say Gisbon, but yeah. We were in Gisbon last night, and let me tell you that they came close. It's Liddy in Gizzy. That's Sean and Carlo from the Magic Men. Thank you, fellas. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:44:30 Good luck with the suitcases. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. It's not a Friday, but it kind of feels like a Friday, so we're going to do this. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's. Thursday. Brioki!
Starting point is 00:44:49 What a treat for your Thursday is. Friday Okie on a Thursday. If you've never heard it before, lucky you. Bree and I go into the booth. We do a cover of a song with our professional audio engineer, Sam. He makes it sound way better than when we sang it. And then it's your job to tell us who did the best cover that week. Was it Bree or was it me, Clint?
Starting point is 00:45:09 This week we will be doing a SingStar classic from Jamelia. Huge one-hit wonder. To celebrate the Matariki long weekend. Someone said when I told them we were doing this for Friday, okay, they go, oh, you know the trick is just to hum the whole song, eh? What? Remember when you cheat at Singstar and you don't actually sing, and you just go,
Starting point is 00:45:34 and you just follow the notes on the screen? I'm worried. would win Friday okay? I don't think so. I feel like people would be like, what is this? You'll hear both, and once you've heard both, we would love you guys to vote on 0800 dials at him. But first, Breeze Jamelia. Oh no. People always talk about all the things they're wrong about. Acea paper.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Got a feeling I'll see you later. There's something about this. Let's keep it moving. And if it's good Let's just get something cooking I'm feeling some connection To the things you do It makes me feel like who you are But you must be some calm
Starting point is 00:46:36 Because you got a lies on you No matter where you are You just make me I think it's a pass I reckon it's like I think it's a I think it plays On Starr it would have got like 61 maybe
Starting point is 00:46:53 There's a bit of a crowd out on the producers Both wanted everybody out there think. Yeah. I don't believe any of those people. Well, lower your expectations, guys, because here comes my Jamelia. Clint's Jamelia.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Let's go. It's not my song, okay? It's not my song. Wasn't my song, clearly either. And that's the whole point of Friday Oaky. People always talk about paper. Something cooked. I'm feeling some connection to the...
Starting point is 00:48:09 Holy smokes. So, yours had like a musical theatre vibe about it. That's being generous. So producers both, what's the feedback for that one? What are we all thinking about that one? My thought it was good. I thought you did well. Oh, thanks, Bree.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Yeah. Thank you. You never know how it's going to go, okay? I didn't expect to win Taylor Swift Love Story last week. No, but you did and I don't expect to win this week either. But you might. So if you want to help us choose, we're looking for five people to call. through now on 0800 dial Z-M.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Brutal feedback and one vote. That's what you get the opportunity to give us. That's what we like. 0,800 dial ZM or send through that brutal feedback on 9-6996. Play Z-N's Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Breinclin's. Thursday. Welcome to it.
Starting point is 00:49:08 If you missed it, we did Jamelia Superstar this week for Friday Oki on a Thursday. Bree sounded like this. No, this. I don't know what it is. That makes me feel like this. That Jamelia sounds like she's been run over and it's flat as a pancake. That Jamelia's got a puncture. And my Jamelia sounded like this.
Starting point is 00:49:28 I don't know what it is. That makes me feel like this. That was Jamelia superstar on Broadway. Some great feedback coming through. Someone said Clint was the best of a bad situation. Brutal. But then Andrea's gasping us up. She said, hey guys, can I?
Starting point is 00:49:44 be honest, you were both bloody good. Seriously great stuff. So we're going to shout Andrea a free hearing test this weekend at Ordeca, but we appreciate it. Someone said my baby was laughing at Brie and crying at Clint. I think that's fixed for itself. I have that effect. Yeah, we have people standing by to pick the winner. Shaila's on the line. Morning Shaila. Morning Shaila. Good morning. What did you think of our Jamelia superstar this morning? I think they were pretty good But my mum says that They were bad in the afternoon
Starting point is 00:50:19 And worse in the morning But I don't know Bad enough in the afternoon Worst in the morning Your mum says it how it is, doesn't she? We should put that on the billboard, shouldn't we? Yeah. Brian Clint, bad enough in the afternoon
Starting point is 00:50:30 Worse in the morning Who are you going to vote for, Shaila? Clint. Thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you Shaila. Let's go to Stacey. Morning, Stacey.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Morning. Good morning. Good morning. Happy long weekend to head. What did you think of our Jamelia superstars? Um, they were all right. That's being nice, Stacey. Thank you. Who are you voting for?
Starting point is 00:50:51 I'm voting for Brie because I had to turn the volume down when it was Clint. Yeah. Because it was too good, eh? It was like, oh, this is too much enjoyment for this hour of the morning. Stacey was feeling too many feelings. Yeah. One apiece. Thanks, Stacey.
Starting point is 00:51:06 Let's go to Annette on our 800 dollars at M. Morena, Annette. Morning. Good morning. What do we think, Annette? Who did you like more? I like Brie. I think you're way better.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Thank you, Annette. Thanks, Annette. Any feedback for Clint? No, it needs to practice more. Yeah, I'm getting that. Thanks, Annette. Hey, that was constructive. This text just came in.
Starting point is 00:51:32 It says Clint would win if he was versing nobody. I reckon I might find a way to lose. Okay, it's 2-1 to Bree. This could sell it all up. You need this vote. Good morning. Morning. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:51:44 How you doing, guys? We're good. Give us some feedback. Brooke, otherwise, we can't grow. You know, we can't get any better if we don't learn. It's a tough song to do, you know? Like, I think you guys did bloody well. It is tough, so we appreciate you saying that.
Starting point is 00:51:58 Who are you going to vote for, Brooke? Oh, I'm really sorry, Clint, but I think Bree takes it this morning. You're kidding. I don't know what it is. That makes me feel like this. Go on, Bree. Give us some live. Be some kind of superststand.
Starting point is 00:52:12 D. Beautiful. Brooks like, can I change my book? Thank you, Brooke. Have a great, Mataniki. Thanks, Brooke. You too. See ya.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Congratulations, Brie. Honestly, I felt like we were pretty evenly bad this week. Someone said, guys, New South Wales wins. Oh, way to gut punch me again. ZDM's Brea and Clint podcast. All I want from my birthday. Birthday thing. All right, let's do your birthday bangers headed into the long weekend.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Number one songs when you turn 16 and stick around because we'll play our favourite. Nicholas is going to go first. Morning, Nicholas. Hi, Nicholas. Good morning, how are we? Good, mate. What's plans for the long, long weekend? Actually, at work for a couple of hours and then I'm off to Timoroo to go to Lake Ticapoe on Saturday.
Starting point is 00:53:04 How good. Lovely, lovely. Hey, what is your birthday, Nicholas? 15th of February 2004. All right, that means you were sick. in the year 2020. And on that day, this was number one. Um, forgotten Justin Bieber banger.
Starting point is 00:53:26 This was huge in 2020. Yeah. What do you reckon, Nicholas? Oh, I'm not going to lie, I'm a sweet Justin Bieber fan. Oh, that's great then. It suits you then. Wait there, Nicholas, strong contender. Also, by the way, long weekend, not long.
Starting point is 00:53:42 long, long weekend, unless you're planning on tricking a sickie on Monday. Have you just revealed your plans? Oh, nah. No, I'll be here. Andy's here. Hi, Andy. Hi, Andy. Hi.
Starting point is 00:53:55 What are you doing for your long weekend? Actually, nothing planned, solid, but probably get out and about. Yeah, take it easy. Yeah, put the feet up, Andy, I say. Hey, what is your date of birth? 18th of September, 1985. Right, you were 16, Andy, in 2001. We've done our calculations, and this is your birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Oh, Andy. It's a banger from blue all rise. What do you reckon? It's a blue banger. It's a blue banger. Yeah, that is a tune. That's what birthday banger's all about right there. One more for Sally.
Starting point is 00:54:44 Morning, Sally. Hi, Sally. Morning, guys. The wine hasn't run out, has it, Sally? He hasn't started yet. Yes, good. You don't want the wine to run out the Thursday before a long weekend. That'd be disastrous.
Starting point is 00:54:57 Hey, Sally, what is your birthday? 25th of January, 1982. All right, that means Sally, you were 16 in 1998. And back in 98 on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, Sally. Aqua, Dr Jones? Yeah, Ms. Phil old. Were you a fan of Aqua Sally?
Starting point is 00:55:27 I was actually Who wasn't really? Aqua Barbie girl They just broke up Aquas just a couple of weeks ago They said they're retiring Didn't they? What's the difference?
Starting point is 00:55:37 Retiring. What's the difference? Well, isn't when they break up that there's beef? Oh right, yeah yeah They've just done Barbie Girl and Dr Jones enough They're like, we've done it all we can do Oh, and cartoon heroes
Starting point is 00:55:47 They had a third Yeah Wait there Sally we've got to choose between Bebs, Blue and Aqua I think it's It's between aqua and blue, obviously. It's between blue and bebes for me. Is it?
Starting point is 00:56:02 Yeah. So if we agree on blue, then... I think we're going blue. Andy, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Enjoy your long weekend. Here's a banger from 2001 on ZM. Zim.
Starting point is 00:56:19 Let's play, what's the plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable. Talented. Eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? A famous movie guessing game where if you can guess two movies correctly before Breed does, today you win $350, Jess. Morena. Hello, how are we? Yeah, we're good. $350 for the long weekend.
Starting point is 00:56:54 Not bad. Well, it wouldn't go towards that. mate, I've got a 8K shower bill during a few days. You've got a $8,000 shower bill. What kind of bloody shower are you putting in, Jess? Oh, let's just say I left a link for about a year. I've seen these on Instagram. Have you rotted out the floorboards underneath?
Starting point is 00:57:17 Yeah, you can say that. Oh, no. Is it worse? Have you rotted out the joists? Oh, no, no. He's actually said it's not as bad as I thought it was. I thought you were going to say someone was charging your 8K to clean out the shower drain. That's how much I'd probably charge.
Starting point is 00:57:34 Someone asked me to do that. Pull the witty out of the drain. All right, Jess, here's how it works. I read out movie plot lines. You buzz in with your name to try and guess what that movie is. If you get it right, you get a point. And if you get two movies correct first, you win the game, okay? And you get $350.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Just don't wait for me to finish. Go as soon as you think you know what it is. Best of luck, Jess. Today, because Bree has been on a petty mission to break Vaughn's record at the Go-Carts, all of our movies are record breakers. Okay. And I'll actually tell you what record they broke before I give you the plot. No, I reckon that's too much info.
Starting point is 00:58:15 No, you'd never get it. No, we don't need it. Yeah, we don't need it. Just and I, we don't need it. All right, I'll go stuff myself. Here we go, guys. Movie number one, a group of visitors are invited to experience. a revolutionary attraction where long...
Starting point is 00:58:31 Yes. Jurassic Park. I watched it last week. It's the slowest movie to ever get to $350 million at the box office. Really? Yeah. Not a fan of Jurassic Park, Jess. No, no.
Starting point is 00:58:49 I don't know. I don't like dinosaurs, sorry. It terrified me as a kid. Yeah, it was so scary. Okay. Jess, dinosaurs. I'm redeeming my house. No dinosaurs then.
Starting point is 00:59:01 in this next plot, because you need this one, Jess. Movie number two. A group of farm animals dream of escaping the fenced in life. Jess. Is it babe? Babe. Babe is incorrect. Is it chicken run?
Starting point is 00:59:19 Chicken run is correct. It was my day today, Jess. I'm sorry. Unlucky ose. All right. Unlucky ose. We'll find your consolation prize if you hold the line. Yeah, stick around, Jess.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Oh, thanks, man. You won't be able to use it to repair your shower, but, you know. No. Yeah. Oh, wow. Thank you. Is that what the builder said to you when he found the leak? He was like, oh, I'm luggy, use.
Starting point is 00:59:50 Chicken Runs the highest grossing stop motion animation movie of all time, by the way. Was it made by the same people as Wallace and Gromit? Possibly. Look similar. Did it have George Clooney in it? Did it? Did it? Was he the rooster?
Starting point is 01:00:04 I think so. Maybe. I don't know, that's the thing about this job. You can just say things. Yeah. Sometimes people fact-check you. Sometimes they don't. And that's the beauty of broadcasting.
Starting point is 01:00:18 ZM's Brean Clint podcast. Side note, such good people watching outside the ZM studio now. The hipster coffee shop that's just opened outside our studio brings in all kinds. There's currently two ladies there in matching yoga pants and North Face puffer jackets. Yes. And they've bought their tiny doll. dogs with them, cute dogs. Each have a tiny dog and a tiny puffer jacket.
Starting point is 01:00:39 The dogs are pooping up a storm in this cobbled courtyard. It's like these dogs have never been outside before. Did they pick up the poo? I'm such... But that's the people watching, isn't it? I'm staring at them, wondering, are they going to pick up the poo? Yeah, they picked up the poo. I did?
Starting point is 01:00:53 I'm such a dog poo police person. Are you? You're the poo police. And I kind of hate it about myself, but I can't help it. I'm just like, pick up your poo so you don't ruin it for the rest of us, dog owners. If you're on a walk, in your dog poos. Yeah. But it's like in or under a hedge.
Starting point is 01:01:13 Will you pick it up or will you leave it there for the hedge? Is there any way that someone could stand on it? No. No. So it's someone else's berm, but it's not where they walk and the poo's tucked underneath the hedge. Oh, if it's like on a street, like someone's garden. Yeah, you're on a residential street.
Starting point is 01:01:32 I'd pick it up. But it's not gardened. It's just like. I'd probably pick it up. Would you? Yeah. Oh, I feel like that's a freebie. I know.
Starting point is 01:01:41 There are times, like if I go out, you know, like an off leash. Yeah. And my dog, Meryl has this real thing where she gets real shy when she's pooping. That she'll like, it's true. It's so weird. She'll like run up into like the deep depths of the bush. You think she gets shy? She gets shy.
Starting point is 01:01:59 And she doesn't want to poop in front of us. It's so weird. So if she goes off, you know, like down a beaten track into like. like the long grass and this and that, then I'm like, oh, whatever. Oh, she's doing you a favour then. Yeah, she is. Yeah. So I'll just leave it.
Starting point is 01:02:12 What if your dog poops on the beach? Yep. Right near the shoreline and you know the tide is coming in, not out. Nah, pick it up. Yeah, same. My friend Dan, however, I've never seen him pick up a poo at his life. The ZDM Podcast Network. Welcome to the Password.
Starting point is 01:02:35 where you have to guess what the password is based on our one word clues and we'll give you 50 bucks if you can do it first. Sam, you're going to guess Bree's passwords. Morning. Morning. That means Tilly. You're on team Clint. Hello.
Starting point is 01:02:50 Hi. Claudia has our passwords, individual passwords, Bree's password and my password. Claude, can we see them? What do we got? Ew. Ooh. Okay, a bit trickier than recent one.
Starting point is 01:03:05 which is good because they have been going too easy recently. Yeah, they have been. One word clue. Do you reckon they're hard or easy? Yours is easy. I could do yours in one word. Could you? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:20 Okay. I think I've got it. Do I? Yeah, no, I've got it. Okay, Tilly, my first clue for you, for your passwords. Beacon. I don't know. No, you got nothing?
Starting point is 01:03:45 What did you say? What? Great guess. Keep that confidence. Okay, Sam. How old are you, Sam? I'm 33. Okay, this should be easy for you then, Sam.
Starting point is 01:03:58 Oh, please. My one word clue? Pengu. Carphone. Okay, Tilly. No? We're back to your password. I'm lucky, Sam.
Starting point is 01:04:18 Rocks. Oh, God. Put it with the first clue. Take the energy from your first guess. I don't know. You can do it. He has nothing. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:04:42 No. Okay, Sam, it's you and me. I remember my first clue, which was Pengu. Your next clue? Emperor. Penguin. As soon as I said cartoon, I was like, you, idiot. I was just going to do the clue.
Starting point is 01:05:03 Meep. Meep me. Sparagast. I got a grab a baby, baby. Well done, Sam. You guessed the password, so you get 50 bucks. Good on you. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:05:13 I'm going to give you, we're out of the game, Tilly, but do you want one more clue? See if you can get it. Okay, we'll get it. Come on Tilly. So we've got, we've got beacon. We've got rocks. You guessed light. The third clue I was going to give you is ships.
Starting point is 01:05:29 Of space. No. Lighthouse. Oh, gotcha. It's a trick, like I said, it's a hard one. It was a harder one. Yeah, yeah. Someone just said it's not me, blah.
Starting point is 01:05:45 What was it then? They said it's noot, noot, not meat, meat. Oh, is it? Yeah, you should have. You're doing a roadrunner with a meet meet me. Oh, yeah, roadrunner was meet me. Pee-Du goes, noot, noot, newt. Get it right, you moron.
Starting point is 01:05:59 And then Yoshi is blon. Play Z-M. Brian Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from three on ZDM.

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