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Good morning everybody
Morning, morning guys
Morning guys
Happy to be here
It's like it's Friday
Because that's a long weekend, baby
How good
How good. Is this our last one?
Oh, don't say that.
Before we go into the bad times.
It might not be.
I'm pretty sure it is.
There's that big gap. We don't get anything until like...
Get this. I think the next long weekend is October.
I'm pretty sure.
We're about to go into hibernation.
That's awful.
Of public holidays.
Are you 100% sure on that?
I'm not 100%.
So we've had Easter, we've had Anzac, we've had King's birthday.
Matariki is tomorrow.
Yep.
Oh, you're right.
I knew it.
Labor Day, and it's not just October.
It's the end of October.
It's the 26th of October.
Why don't we have a public holiday?
When would the next one be that we'd want?
I feel like they need to, I mean...
July, August, September.
If we could get a September, that would be good.
When did Matariki?
When did we get that only a couple of years ago?
Oh, four years ago, yeah.
Four or five years ago.
Let's invent another one.
What else will be?
we get a public holiday for?
What do we do? What are we interested
in? What do we appreciate?
Guys, guys. If the Waz win
we'll get a public holiday. We get a public holiday.
Yeah, if all back to win the World Cup next year,
we get a public holiday.
If New Zealand win the football cup,
oh wait. Never mind.
Too soon?
The football cup. The Waz is perfect
because it literally sits in the
pocket of where, oh, maybe it's October.
Is it?
I feel like the grand final would be in October.
If anyone's got any ideas on a public holiday we could pitch 9-6-96.
Text it in.
When's Kate Shepard's birthday?
We could do like a historic one.
You're very Kate Shepard focused at the moment for someone who thought she was still alive.
I'm learning.
Yeah, she's quite cool.
Ella thought it was her great-grandmother.
My last name is Shepard.
That's the joke.
That's good.
That's good.
Hey, next on the show, well first on the show, even.
Big Uber news.
Are you across this?
The new Uber News?
I did see producer Claude put something in the chat.
Yeah.
But I didn't read it.
Big Uber News.
Big for people who don't like to have a digital footprint.
Big for money launderers, this one.
Oh, great.
Actually, big for the entire organised crime community.
Listen up, guys.
And the elderly.
And the elderly.
Okay.
Yeah.
Organised crime and the elderly this was going to appeal to.
I and me, actually.
I don't know if that's ever been said in a sentence, but...
Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint.
In one suggestion came through for a public holiday.
Oh yes, what was that?
National pyjama at the supermarket day.
Okay.
It's quintessentially Kiwi, isn't it?
Certain pyjamas, yes.
I mean, sometimes I sleep topless.
Do we hate it?
I don't know if...
Shut up.
Alas Keene.
Don't wave your tongue at me like that.
We're getting a lot of texts all of a sudden asking which supermarket free shop shop.
We will be there with bells on.
Excuse me, madam.
Would you like us too bad?
Why do I tell us?
Got any bananas?
Oh, too far.
Yeah, far out.
It's kind of weird.
Oh, man.
No, I don't have any.
bananas, actually.
Coconut has got any
coconut?
Everyone, keep laughing.
I've got a peach though.
That will do.
Let's go.
Okay, no, no, no peach out at the
supermarket.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's unhygienic.
Fuzz pitch.
Big Uber news.
I promised you big Uber news
and I will deliver
big Uber news.
From July, Uber drivers in New Zealand
will begin to accept
cash. Cash money.
What?
Yeah.
Isn't the whole point
Yeah.
That there is no money?
Yeah.
Exchange?
Yeah.
When you catch an Uber?
Correct.
But from late July, Uber drivers in New Zealand will start accepting cash.
They've said Uber New Zealand has said cash will help driver partners connect with a wider pool of riders,
creating opportunities to receive tip requests through the platform.
All right.
So they'll still say.
send you a request for a tip in the app,
but you can pay for cash,
which I said before is great for the older generation
who aren't that tech savvy.
Yeah.
And they still use cash.
And it's great for money launderers.
It's great for drug dealers
who have a lot of cash on hand.
And don't want to be traced.
Well, they can't put it into the bank, can they?
No.
So you put it into the app.
I joke, but I'm quite keen to pay in cash.
No, thanks.
I've always got cash on me.
Yuck.
I worry that it makes the Uber drivers a bit less safe, you know,
because then people know that they're driving around with a tin full of cash in the car.
Yeah, I also feel bad for the Uber drivers that they have to have change and cash on hand.
Like, oh, how annoying for them.
You and I come from, you know how they say we're the last generation to know life without the internet.
We're also the last generation who ordered taxis.
Our Gen Z producer Ella, did you ever order and pay for a taxi?
No, but one time...
Did you ever have to have cash for a taxi home from town?
No, not from town.
I have once with my grandma, and it was like $60 for like five minutes.
But I imagine it was hers out.
Yeah, and it was very expensive.
A few years ago, I was staying in Queenstown,
and the hotel I was staying at had a lot of road works around it.
And when I tried to order an Uber, it said to me that at this stage,
you can't order an Uber in there.
And I was like, well, how am I going to get to the...
the airport early in the morning.
And I had to wake up extra early to then call the taxi service.
And it just, all this past trauma came back where I called the taxi service and they're like,
oh, we'll be there.
And I'm like, but how do I know that you're going to be here?
You can pre-book a taxi.
You could have booked a taxi before you go to bed.
Which?
But I know, you're just worried that it's not going to show up.
Even if you pre-book it, how do you know?
Sometimes.
Well, that's where the taxi company would say you've got to go to a reputable taxi company.
they'll say you've got to use a blue bubble
because we'll always be there
or you've got to use a corporate cab.
It takes me back to when we would all be
pre-drinking at someone's house
and we're all having, you know, drinks
and then someone's like,
oh, we're probably going to want to go to the clubs
in like half an hour
should we order a taxi now
and you had to like think ahead
and then...
You get punished as the friend
who's the only one who has cash in their wallet
so you end up paying for it
and this is the line, you'll remember this line.
Oh, Bree will get you.
get it and then everybody get her a drink when we're in there.
Never happened.
Never happened.
Never happened.
Bree will get the taxi and then we will everybody, remember you have to get Bree a drink.
Or pay for Bree's cover charge if there's a cover charge.
Remember it's where the famous line from Jersey Shore came.
The cabs are here.
Cabs are here.
Cabs are here.
Cabs are here.
And everyone would rush and get ready to get into the cab.
Yeah.
The only upside is because the taxi thing,
The other classic taxi line is having to say to the taxi driver,
I live here, can you take me there for 20 bucks?
And they're like, oh, sometimes they'll do a deal and turn the meter off.
The Uber's will still tell you how much the ride is going to be before you get in.
Oh, so they can tell you that.
So it's not like a meter thing that goes up while you're in the Uber.
So. Okay.
Flush your cash through the Uber's, I guess.
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But in the morning.
Morning, guys.
Last Brean Clint in the morning for a.
but the guys will be back soon.
Bree is currently irrationally mad
at a run club that is congregated
outside the ZM Studios.
They're just people that make me
feel bad about myself.
You know? And that's why I'm mad.
I don't think that's their intention. They...
I know it's not their intention.
They don't care. They've never had a
second thought about someone like me in their life.
They're better than me. There's a very hibster
coffee shop that's just opened outside our
studio as well. And they've congregated
outside it. Do you think they
have run, because it's still dark, do you think
these guys have run or they're about to run?
I couldn't care less, to be honest.
Well, if they have run, it means that they all got up
at 5.30 for this long.
If they haven't run, then they got up at 6.30.
That makes me even madder.
Producer Ella? Do you want me to go ask them?
Yeah, go ask him. Yeah? Go ask him.
She just wants to go pet that three-legged dog.
Oh, and there's a three-legged dog there too, yeah.
Just before we were talking about,
you were talking about Clint, what's the most
unhappiest age,
to science.
Yes.
And you said that it was 47.
47.
Because of a bunch of different reasons.
And we've had a text come through from Stella who says,
You guys, I'm 47 and my alarm went off listening to you describing exactly how my life is.
My dad has dementia.
And yes, that is the worst thing, along with eyesight problems kicking in.
Make the most of life now.
No jokes.
Yes, I'm so tired.
Raising a Miss 17 keeps things lit though.
That's such good perspective from Stella.
Thank you.
Thank you, Stella.
I didn't get into the other detail which said after 47, it starts to get better.
Yeah.
Because your mortgage pressure gets easier.
Kids go off and do their own thing.
It does get better.
And someone else said, guys, this is not the news I want to hear as a 46-year-old.
Yeah, we apologize.
All right, let's get into Trady versus Lady.
If you want to play with us this morning, there's $50 cash up for grabs.
And we need one Trady and one lady on the phone to represent each side.
Yes, if that's you, give us a call now.
0800 dial ZM.
No sign of Ella.
No, oh, morning.
Now all the people from the run club are waving at me.
I hope they don't hear what you said about them.
Yes, you're better than me.
Enjoy your run.
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Ella has been out to speak to the Hot People Run Club outside our studio
to find out at 7am in the dark if they have run or they're going running.
I bet you they have run and it's 10K.
Ella, the result is...
It's a run club.
They started at 6 a.m.
and I don't know how far it was.
Oh, you didn't ask how far.
I did so well.
Actually, I don't want to know.
I don't want to...
We should have known that run.
You can't get a coffee.
You can't get a coffee before you run.
Because you poop your pants on the run.
You'll shoot yourself.
And a bush as well.
That's what runners do.
Yeah, they do.
Any bush will do at that stage too.
So, all right.
All right.
Thanks, Ella.
It's Trady versus ladies
All right here we go
The Trades versus the ladies
Last game of the week
The Trades on quite the run at the moment
They're on 51 wins for the year
The ladies are they're on 55
Our lady is in Wellington
She's 40 and she has never broken a bone
Well you've jinxed it now Juliet, haven't you?
Morning
What I'm hoping not
Touch wood, quick
Juliet
Are you snowboarding or rollerblading this Matariki weekend, Juliet?
I'm going ice skating and to an obstacle course with my kids.
Juliet.
Juliet.
We want to distance ourselves.
If anything does happen, it's nothing to do with us.
Okay.
Okay.
See it all.
You're taking on our tradie today from Hamilton.
He's 32.
His wife and him just bought their first home a month ago.
Congratulations, guys.
Welcome to the show, Isaac.
Hi, Isaac.
How's it going?
Good, thanks.
What was that, Isaac?
I do haven't broken a bone in my body.
You haven't broken one either.
We're getting a lot of noise, guys.
Can we, if someone has got us on speaker, can they take us off speaker?
I don't think it's you, Isaac.
Are you there, one two, one two?
I'm here.
Yeah, Isaac's here.
Yeah, we're getting it from...
Oh, she's getting a telling.
Juliet got a telling off from the producers.
Are you back with us, Juliet?
There she is, lovely.
Your buzzer is Lady.
Isaac Trady, the first of three correct answers, gets $50 cash.
Good luck.
Here we go.
Question number one.
What does a haberdashery sell?
Brady.
Yes, Isaac?
Okay.
He's pulled it out of nowhere.
Deep, dark depths of his brain.
Hats is correct.
Question number two.
Which team won last night's state of origin match?
Was it Queensland or New South Wales?
Yes, Isaac?
New South Wales.
I don't want to talk about it.
Two to the Trades.
You need this one, Juliet, to stay in at.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Juliet.
Juliet?
Eminet.
Yeah.
It is Eminem.
Well done.
Question number four.
What other Australian native is a koala's closest living relative?
Trades.
Yes, Isaac.
A wombat.
It is a wombat.
Well done.
That answer was said with the question mark, yeah.
Isaac, congratulations.
You're a tradie versus lady champion.
You get $50 cash for your long weekend.
Cool, thank you.
And Juliet, wrist guards.
Yes.
I can just shove a pillow down your pants as well.
Yeah, butt guards.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Yeah.
Stay safe out there, Juliet.
All right, thanks.
Dead is Franklin.
Look, if you're wondering how the petty quest went yesterday,
or if you're wondering what the petty quest is,
Vaughn Smith talked about on the breakfast show multiple times
how he'd beaten Ali Williams at the top 10 go-kart centre.
He said this.
The board with the top 10 times on it, my name is on there.
But that's a celebrity one.
He was really nice.
No, you need to tell him when you're not on the actual leadership board.
No, no, just.
For people that you might know, maybe off the tally once or twice.
That's what I think the leaderboard should be called.
And I knocked Ali Williams out of the top ten.
That felt pretty good.
And every time I think he wants a helicopter in Hearn Bay, I'm like, maybe get back on the top ten.
Yes, I'm going to be.
Vaughn said it felt pretty good.
I wouldn't have felt pretty good.
So I made it my petty quest yesterday to go out to game over in Albany and knock him off the top ten leaderboard.
We didn't know where he was on the top ten because I was like, if he's sixth.
It's going to be a lot harder.
And you can't knock him off.
You could just go ahead of him.
You could knock him down to seventh kind of thing.
All I wanted to do was knock him down a peg.
Luckily when you got there, he was 10th.
He was 10th.
So just beating his time would have knocked him off the leaderboard altogether.
Exactly.
The time to beat was 21 seconds.
0.850.
I got into the go-cart.
I got it done in two laps.
21.559 was my second full lap.
Yeah.
And I was pretty happy with that.
I could go home.
Yeah, you're done.
You're in 10th place on the leaderboard now.
Yeah.
Crazy that you didn't want to, the competitive part of me would have gone,
well, if I can do that in two laps,
can I knock the guy in first place off as well?
Because I've got my...
Because who was in first?
That's a good question.
I can't, yes, producer claw.
I know exactly who it was.
Who was it?
You'll never beat him.
Shane Van Gisbergen.
Oh.
The real race car driver.
Well, what was the difference between Shane Van Gisbergin's time?
in your time.
I'm just having a look here.
There's a photo.
So you did a 21-5.
Yep.
He did a 20.3.
Oh, no.
So about a second?
Almost a second and a half.
Which doesn't seem like a lot.
Who else is on there?
Locky Ferguson from the black caps.
Who else?
Matt Payne.
Who's Matt Payne?
Matt Payne.
I know Tim Payne.
Oh, Scott Dixon's on this leaderboard as well.
Indy car driver.
Who's that?
He's the IndyCar champion.
Oh, Matt Payne is New Zealand racing driver.
Supercars.
Okay, so he's a supercar driver.
Yep.
Richie Stanway is a supercar driver.
Wait, are they all...
You're in good company here.
I'm in pretty good shape.
I'm the only woman.
Fabian Coulthard is a supercar driver.
That's amazing.
And then there's a cricketer and brie.
I'm stoked with that.
So, you know, that's well achieved.
Anyway, if you're looking to beat me and knock me off the leaderboard,
you can go out to game over.
Orbanee, right?
Albany, right? Is where your record is.
Albany, if you want to knock me off.
Yep.
Z.N.'s Branklin.
It's a long weekend, which means the Sunday scaries are going to be twice as bad.
It does it?
I think so.
Okay.
Well, you don't even know what the Sunday scleries are.
No, that's why it's so confusing to me.
Why does an extra day off make the Sunday scaries worse?
Because that's what I believe.
The longer you have off, the worst the Sunday scaries are.
Okay.
because you've had extra time to relax and realize how good your life is without having to go to work.
Producers, you know what I'm talking about when I say the Sunday Scaries?
100%. Yeah.
The Sunday Scaries, Clint, is that feeling of dread and anxiety you get on a Sunday afternoon, Sunday night.
It could even just be all day Sunday, really, where it's the looming sense of the week ahead.
and you're like
Oh no
I've got to get organised
and I've got to get my lunch
or my breakfast ready for the week
and I'm going to do my meal prep
and I've got to get
oh my God there's so many things happening this week
And this happens to you guys every Sunday?
Clint's never experienced
I don't say things to make myself sound
unrelatable or to
to like act like I'm better than other people
because I don't want to
but I'm just going to say this once
because it's the first time I'm hearing about this
I'm just going to say this once.
Yeah.
Sunday's my favourite day of the week.
Look, he's never, particularly.
He's never experienced.
And I've always said this, particularly Sunday afternoon.
Wait.
It's my favourite time of the whole week.
Wow.
Did you not have it as an intern or like in your career when you were younger?
You should be studied.
You should be studied as a medical marvel in the sense of how good, how good.
I'm not trying to put myself up as an as an old pedestal.
Genuinely, you should be studied as to how good your mental.
health is. Like, it amazes me. Like, and genuinely, genuinely, I'm so envious. Yeah, I want a piece of
that. Yeah. What are you guys so worried about on the Sunday? It's, it's, it's, what are people,
not you guys? God, I've sound like I'm minimising your situation. No, no, no, these are
a question. What are people worried about on a Sunday? It's the, you're thinking about the week
ahead. A lot of the time it's going back to work, how much work you've got on, the stress that you've
feel throughout the week. I've got to organise this. I've got to exercise. I've got to get my
meals ready. It's just like... It can also be the unknown. Like I have worked tomorrow. I have a
meeting. What's going to happen? I don't know. That's that. Me.
But who cares what happens in that meeting? Me. I have to be prepared.
Oh, okay. According to reports, 75% of workers are impacted by the Sunday Scaries.
It's also people that hate their jobs, you know? Yeah. Okay, so this is what I was trying to pick at a
little bit. Is it just the people who hate their job? No, I don't think so.
Because you guys hate the, you guys hate me?
Maybe you are the problem. Is it a, is it looming dread of another week around me?
It could be. Because you don't have to hang out with you because you are you.
Maybe that's, maybe that's why. You're so happy, go lucky.
Okay.
I have noticed, though, I have noticed that the job I'm in now, there's less.
Sunday scaries.
I think I've experienced very bad and intense Sunday skis.
If you're going back to a toxic environment, I can totally understand how
how grim that would, and how anxious that would make you feel.
And I think the big thing is if you've got...
Stop trying to relate to us.
We, you are not relatable to us at all.
I use the age.
Stop trying.
Don't buy it, girls.
I bought it.
I bought it.
He has no idea what he's talking about.
He's never had to take a mental health day in his life.
He's like, wait, we can take mental health days.
Yes, you can.
Look at him.
Look at him.
I've got solutions, but I'm not going to offer them.
The serotonin that this man produces is disgusting.
We should take it.
You overproduce serotonin, give some to the rest of us.
I'm trying.
For God's sake.
I'm trying.
What's your number one tip?
If your meal prep is dressing you out, do it on Saturday.
That's even work.
Clint, what's your biggest, what is your biggest, genuinely, I'm asking you, what is the biggest worry that you have in your life at the moment?
Me personally, probably my mortgage.
Okay, oh well that's, that's a genuine one.
Yeah.
That's relatable.
What did you want me to say whether the all blacks are going to win by 50 or not?
I thought you were going to say something like, well, it's whether to get the top of the range ties to put on my Volkswagen golf or get the mid-race.
tires. This ad I have to
do with stressing me out. Should I get premium petrol today?
My shiny shoes,
and I'm the hard one to work with.
ZDN's brand clen.
Okay, what is the unhappiest age? There's been a huge
study done into this and they reckon they've pinpointed
it down to the exact year and they reckon it's largely universal
worldwide this age? And it's a particular year of your life?
I was saying before, I reckon it's like the most
common age that people have multiple toddler children.
Still at home.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, right.
Like where it's just so chaotic and hectic and...
Yeah.
I feel like that would be the age.
Pick a year. Go on, put a year on it.
What do we think producers?
Like, what age do you reckon...
I'm just hoping it's one that I've already done.
And the worst is not yet to come.
Yeah, so you, Bree, are saying that it's...
The worst is yet to come.
100%.
And your look, so that's...
I'm a realist.
That's glass half empty.
No.
A realist.
Yeah, I've done the hard bit and then it's smooth sailing from here.
42.
42?
31.
31.
Ella.
Maybe being a teenager because you're like, I need to be my own person, mom.
So maybe 15.
15.
You don't have a care in the world.
I know because it's also fun.
But your motions are high.
You don't have responsibility.
I know for me personally it's not the year that I'm currently in.
I don't know if I've ever been.
Was it when you had young children?
I don't know.
I don't know, but I don't think I've ever been happier than I am right now.
So when was it then?
For me?
Yep.
I don't think I've had a year of being genuinely unhappy.
That is not the question I asked.
What's been my unhappiest year?
Yes.
Oh.
I was going to say between, when I was changing jobs,
when my career was kind of like, oh, what's going to happen?
But even in that year, I got married.
So good things still happened.
Yeah.
You know, I do know that I shouldn't get too cocky
because according to this study, the year is still coming.
Oh, man.
So you were right.
It's in the future.
I knew it.
A court.
So this study.
It's in the 40s for sure.
It's massive.
They examined data from 132 countries.
And they looked at the relationship between age and unhappiness.
And according to this study, it's 47.
Midlife crisis.
47.2, to be exact.
That's the unhappiest period of your life.
Midlife crisis, Ella, midlife crisis.
They say at 47, you often have a lot of career pressure
because you might be higher up in your job,
higher up in the company,
which comes with more responsibility.
You have a lot of mortgage pressure
because it's probably not as big as it's ever going to be,
but it's still big.
Oh my gosh.
You have a lot of parenting pressure, Bree,
because you said you've got a lot of young kids at home.
Or you're just kids like taking them here.
taking them there.
Taking them here, taking them there.
I imagine that.
It's sports practice.
That period of your life, like 47.
And helping them process their emotions.
I'm going to be just a mom taxi.
And I'm going to be taking my child here and I'll take my other child there and I'll take this kid here.
At 47 you also have aging parents pressure.
So you have pressure from the people that you are raising but then you have pressure from the people that raised you who now need your help.
Which I think, personally, I think out of all of it, all the other stuff, whatever, that is the hardest.
I think at that age where you have to look after your parents, maybe, you know, like where they will have some health problems and you have that anxiety and that.
You have your stress.
And health pressure at 47 as well.
You might be starting to get the beginnings of sore knees.
Yeah, a bit of arthritis.
Yeah, the arthritis.
You know, as you get older, you get more health problems.
Generally, that's how it works.
So 47, you're entering the bad bits.
Bad back.
And then the last one they've detailed is you also have growing retirement pressure.
Because you go, well, if I want to retire and retire well.
I need to work harder now.
It's less than 20 years away my retirement.
What have I done?
I don't have any Kiwi saver.
Gosh, but you're also tired.
So which means.
You're at that point where you're tired in your career and you want to retire.
Yes.
You're so sick of doing your dumb job.
No one's retiring.
No one is retiring at 47.
No.
No, but you haven't...
I want to retire now.
You haven't seen the main one as well.
What's the main one?
Well, you've probably been married for ages
and it might turn into the old ball and chain,
your old battle-in.
Oh, you reckon you've got marriage pressure?
Maybe.
You know what?
You're probably right.
Yeah.
A good friend of mine, good friend of mine who is,
I believe she's 46.
She always says to me, she's like, oh,
she goes, my life is so boring.
All the stuff in it, just...
absolute punishes.
Oh.
She's like, she goes, talk to me about your life.
It's way more exciting than mine.
But isn't it funny though?
Because her life is probably the life that a lot of people would dream of.
Like they go, I can't believe you have a partner, a house and kids.
Oh, she's got a great life.
Exactly right.
I look at her life and I'm like, you've got it great.
But she's like, oh, I'm so tired.
Anyway, that's at 47 guys.
That's what we've got to look forward to.
But they did say after 47, life starts getting better again.
I'm taking the year off when I turned 47.
I think it's a good idea.
ZDM's Brie Inclin.
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Last day before the long weekend for a lot of us.
If you still have a tough day ahead, a bit of motivation for you.
No matter how bad your day is today, just remember that you get to Doom Scroll tonight.
That's what's keeping me going at the moment.
No matter what happens today when you get home.
There's a little doom scroll for you.
It's so funny, whenever I'm home, my sister-in-law who loves a doom scroll.
Yes.
Anytime we can't find her, someone will go, doom scroll.
Doomscroll.
And she's in the bedroom, doom scroll.
And sometimes it's involuntary.
You sort of just perched it.
You just perched down on the edge of the bed and you think, I just need to check this one thing on my phone.
15 minutes later, you're like, wait.
You're 45 reels deep.
Where have I been?
What happened?
I blacked out.
Robert Irwin, he literally fits the bill of beautiful on the inside and outside.
He's great guy.
He's just a top-notch bloke, isn't he?
He's a chip off the old block.
Or is he?
What?
Oh no, I thought that's what you're about to say.
No.
I thought you're going to out Robert Irwin.
Nah, he's the best of the best.
We love Robert Irwin.
And I spoke about a little while ago that he was dating someone new.
Is he dating someone from dancing with the stars?
That was the rumours that he was, which he could have been.
But I think these are confirmed.
It is confirmed that he's been dating a woman who is a wildlife photographer.
Oh, okay.
She's 25.
Her name is Ashley Scully.
They've been dating for not very long.
But family, the family is concerned that things are moving too quickly between them.
Right, okay. I'm just Googling Ashley Scully.
It will be tough to be dating a person that so many other women have a crush on
and also be a public figure, you know, because her Instagram is public.
She would get DMs all the time of like, you're not good enough of Robert.
Leave out Robert O'Loe.
It should have been me.
Yeah. But apparently they're very happy together, so much so that Robert Irwin is moving quickly.
In fact, he's 22.
Yeah, he's 22.
She's 25.
And the family concerned that, yeah, things are moving too fast.
And this is why, because I was like, I want to know why.
What's the reason?
So according to reports, Robert is reportedly hoping to integrate Ashley into the family business already.
Wanting her to spend more time in Australia Zoo, getting to know the family business,
and becoming a part of the wider Irwin world.
Okay.
So trying to integrate her into the business.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the family are like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Like, what's this girl's birthday?
Like, she hasn't even spent a Christmas with us yet.
I'm assuming.
I don't know what's happening.
But, yeah, the family is saying, wait, you're moving too fast.
Well, maybe the park just needs a new photographer.
Maybe he's thinking of the family.
The thing is, is that I believe that Robert and her have known each other for quite a number of years.
Okay.
Like they've known each other and they've been friends for a long time.
And you know when people get into a relationship, if you've known someone for like 10 years and then you get into a relationship, things can move quite quickly.
It often does move quickly.
Yeah, yeah.
Because you do know each other well.
Yeah.
You know?
I'm assuming.
You often tell me about the lesbian community who have a habit of moving in together extremely quickly.
You hauling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You told me that lesbians will often show up to the first date with a moving.
van.
And at the end of the date, they'll go, right, so should we go pick your stuff up?
Or shall I go pick my stuff up?
All the moving companies have a lesbian discount.
Do they?
Yeah, because they use them so often.
I don't know if that's true, but moving companies, that's a great idea.
You should put that on your website.
It's always sort of advised against moving too quickly when it goes bad, but when it goes
well, everybody celebrates it as the ultimate romance.
Have you noticed that?
Yeah.
Like, if people, if we're on a date with someone.
know you know.
If they were proposed to you after six months
and you said yes, your friends would be like, you're insane.
But if you told them that they were proposed to you after six months
and you've been married for 10 years, they'd go,
oh my God, where is that love for me?
We always knew that it was true love.
This is what true love looks like.
Yeah.
I wanted to ask this morning, how fast did the relationship move?
And maybe it was you or maybe it was someone in your family
or one of your friends.
but it moved very quickly and did it work out?
Did it go well?
Or did it go tits up?
Yeah, we'll take both.
We just want rapid, rapid programs.
Like just so quick.
And what were the milestones that they were hitting
when you were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're getting a dog after knowing each other for three weeks?
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Erna is here.
Hi, Erna.
Hi, Erna.
Hello.
Hello, you moved very quickly in your relationship.
Yes, yes, we did.
Go on, tell us what happened.
We met through Tinder, classic tale, and put straight away, but I would go through my
quarter life crisis and going overseas for travelling for two months.
And instead of waiting for me within kind of four weeks of knowing each other, he bought tickets
to join me on the last week.
No way. Okay, that's kind of romantic. If you were cool with it, were you cool with it?
So cool with it. We met in Paris and, yeah, did the kind of city of love.
Wow.
How long did the trip like?
last four? He joined me on the last kind of like two weeks of it, but I was traveling alone
for about six weeks before. That's clever to not commit to doing the whole thing together.
I think it would have destroyed the chance. Because he gave you a bit of space to do your
eat, pray, love, and then he just joined you for the glamorous bit at the end. I love it. Did it
work out? Are you guys still together? Still together? Seven years. A house together, a kid together,
so it worked out well. Wow. It's a success story. Thanks, Erna. Brittany's here. Hi, Brittany.
Hi, Brittany. Hi, Brittany. Did the relationship move quickly, Brittany?
It did.
It did.
How fast are we talking?
Oh, not as fast as the previous course.
We knew each other for four years.
We met my first job at the supermarket.
Okay.
Within six months, we were living together.
Within six months of what, the first date or the first patch kind of thing?
That's pretty quick.
A good date, yeah.
Yeah.
And it's all worked out?
Yeah, we've been together for 11 years, married to seven.
Yeah, you had four years of flea.
You had four years of flirty banter at the supermarket beforehand, though, Brittany, didn't you?
As a foundation.
Yeah, we do.
Do you believe, though, Brittany, when you know, you know?
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah.
Then why wait, I guess?
Why wait?
Yeah, thanks, Brittany.
Let's go to Holly.
Morina, Holly.
Morning.
Morning.
How are you?
Good, thanks, Holly.
Did it move very quickly in your relationship, Holly?
Yeah, definitely.
We were engaged after two weeks.
What?
Oh!
Okay, this is what we were looking for, Holly.
Holy smokes, Holly.
This is why we did this topic.
And how did you meet and why do you think it happened so quickly and are you still together?
We met on incident dating many, many years ago now.
Right.
We just knew.
We both had been in long-term committed relationships previously and we just clicked.
We just knew.
How can you know?
How can you know after two weeks though?
I don't know.
It's a feeling.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a feeling.
Yeah.
We've been together for 18 years and we've been married for 12.
Shut up, Holly.
That's a success story.
Yeah.
You just...
We've put a house to play.
I can't argue with it because it's worked.
I just worry about the infatuation thing in the first two weeks.
I bet though, Holly, can you tell us, were people in your life, like family and friends,
were they really like, I don't know about this, guys?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
My mother was very, very skeptical.
We were engaged for five years before we actually.
actually got married.
Okay.
Okay.
And so we were like, well, if it doesn't work, it doesn't work.
But yeah.
Had either have you been married before?
No.
No.
First marriage for both of us.
Wow.
Wow.
That's amazing.
Good.
NZ dating should have got you as like a brand ambassador.
They might have survived the whole Tinder thing.
Wait, do they still exist in Z dating?
They might.
I'm not sure.
Yeah.
Don't Google it.
You don't want NZ dating on your browser history breed just before your baby arrives.
Yeah.
It's not the best look.
Back space, back space, back space.
Hey, thanks, Holly.
Congrats.
That's so cool.
We said, did your relationship move really fast?
Someone said my parents were married after six weeks.
And they've just celebrated their 60th wedding anniversary.
That's incredible.
So not just engaged, they were married.
Oh, I know what it is.
Oh, someone got pregnant.
Someone got pregnant.
Someone got pregnant.
Not necessarily.
Like back in that day and age, like our parents.
60 years ago.
Yeah, like 60 years ago, it wouldn't have been as drastic or
out there.
Depends.
But it also probably would have been that much more common to get married if someone got pregnant.
Oh, if they got pregnant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone said, we met in January, bought a house together in April, pregnant in August.
This is all the same year, obviously.
We are now married, have two kids and have been together seven years.
That's amazing.
What a year.
Do it all at once.
I met my current partner and after three weeks of knowing each other, he stayed at my house
and just never left.
Four years later, we've got a baby,
and we're still going strong.
There you go.
He just clung on.
Meant to be.
Someone said,
my brother met a girl,
started dating six months,
engaged, then six months married,
one year total.
God, that's a big year.
Here's what we talked about before.
I got pregnant the first time we did it.
Whoa.
It was on our second date.
We're still together six years later,
and we have two kids.
Oh, that's lovely.
Someone else said,
August 2020, engaged in
2021, first baby in
2022, married in
23, now two kids and
happily married. Oh, you've got a lot of pressure
to do something every year. What are you going to do
for 2027? Divorce.
It's ZAM's Brea and Clint
podcast. News
this week that a group of male
touring strippers lost
13 suitcases across
State Highway 1 as they
were making the honest
journey to Gisbon to perform
for the ladies and fellas of the bay,
which is a tragedy,
and as New Zealanders, we like to rally around
and help strippers in need like this, don't we?
Always, always, we do,
and that's why the two strippers from the show
join us on the show right now.
Sean and Carlo, morning.
Good morning, what are you doing?
Just paint a picture for us, fellas.
Are you guys wearing anything at the moment?
Yes, we are.
Out of our 13th,
that we've lost, we've actually recovered 10.
Oh, okay.
We've already been
between us, which has been great.
What about the three lads
that didn't get their suitcases
back?
Look, we've had to mix and match
outfits and uniforms to get by.
We're professional
improvisers.
Because I know you can, like, if a player
forgets their boots or something,
you can share boots if you've got a spare pair.
Can you share Sparkly G-bangers as male
strippers?
Yes, we do all the time.
Yeah, and why not?
Okay, fair enough.
Yeah, so it's family.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
What's mine is yours.
What a silly question.
10 out of 13 suitcases recovered.
Any hope of getting the other three back,
or you've kind of written that off, fellas?
Oh, look, I really, really hope you do.
There's still personal items that's been lost.
Yeah.
Which we're really hoping to get back.
It's not just outfits and the same and all the sort of stuff,
but, you know, there's missing shoes.
it's missing personal clothes,
it's missing on the way you got in your bag.
I actually lost one of the bags it's missing.
It's got all my costumes in it
and like just personal stuff.
Sentimental stuff, right?
We are still hoping.
Sentimental handcuffs.
Yeah, like maybe one of the first costumes you wore.
Lads, just so we can put it out there to the country,
where exactly do you think you lost them
just so people can keep an eye out?
You know, it's so funny.
I can and I can't tell you.
We left from lower hot.
You got it to Taranga, which is about, I don't know, seven hours.
And only three hours in, we realized all the trailers.
Oh, no.
Right?
You couldn't make it up.
So it was only by a matter of like, I had an air tag in my suitcase.
And then we found that that location was an hour and a half south.
All right.
So we've been traveling an hour and a half without any bloody luggage on the trailer.
So we think it's around desert road, around the windy mountains on desert roads.
Okay.
Honestly, it could be anywhere.
And if it wasn't for Sean's air tag,
we don't know where it would be.
That's right.
We're not sure if we're going to be in this position.
So thanks to Sean's having that air tag.
So now we need to buy air tags for our bags.
Yeah, you do.
That area is where the New Zealand military do all of their training.
So if they see a suitcase on the side of the road,
I'm sorry to say for this,
but I'm pretty sure they're going to detonate it.
I'm pretty sure they're going to go,
it either is a bomb or this is the perfect opportunity
for us to do some bomb disposal training.
So there could be exploding G-banggers all over Waiuru this weekend.
If they're running cowboy hats and if they're running, you know, strange firefighter questions,
then I think we know where we found the game.
Yeah.
If there's a really fun show that's put on at the base this weekend, we'll know.
We'll know why.
You're welcome, New Zealand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it true that you guys are the, because you guys are the magic men from Australia, aren't you?
That's the tour group?
Yeah, yes.
Yeah.
Are you the group that has the Channing Tatum look alike in the group?
That is, that is us
Will Passer, absolutely
Will is his name, is it?
Will pass it, yep
How's that being received
by the ladies of New Zealand?
Oh, they love it, you know
New Zealand's been on our radar
I think the last four or five years
So every year we've come and we've toured all over
All over the country, North and South Island
They love it, you know,
Because he is a pretty much a direct look-alike
And then...
He's very good look-alike
He's a very good-looking man
We have a thing on this show
because Channing Tatum, the real Channing Tatum,
actually follows Bree on Instagram.
Oh, Razzie.
Brie, lucky lady.
I know.
Fellas, I don't know why he bloody does.
Him and I talk on Instagram occasionally,
and I thought if Will was around,
we could get a photo,
and it would make everyone think
that I'd finally met the real Channing Tatum.
Well, you know, in order to do that,
you can come along to Sioux City this weekend.
We'll get a massive double show there.
So if you do want to see the Channing Tatum
doppelganger, you know where to go.
You guys said we can give some tickets away to that.
So you're doing two shows at Sky City this Matariki weekend on Saturday.
Are you doing any shows tonight or tomorrow?
We are.
I think we're in Hamilton tonight and we are in Hastings tomorrow night.
God, you guys are presented.
And I want to say, I'm sorry for the mispronunciation.
Fangaroo, Fangare.
Fangaday.
That's the one, yep.
Yeah, all right.
Well, 966, we can sort some people who text in out with some tickets to see the magic men.
Yeah, text where you'd like to see the boys
and we'll get you some double passes.
Don't say your own house, okay?
No, we don't have any time for that this tour,
but yeah, we welcome anyone and everyone.
If you want to come and have a real good party with us,
especially on a Friday or Saturday and I come down.
Be a hell of an experience.
Where have the crowd's been the craziest boys before you leave us?
All over.
I reckon South America has been, you know,
one of our strongest and passionate.
Oh, South America.
To be honest.
Yeah, right.
I thought you're going to say Gisbon, but yeah.
We were in Gisbon last night,
and let me tell you that they came close.
It's Liddy in Gizzy.
That's Sean and Carlo from the Magic Men.
Thank you, fellas.
Thank you.
Good luck with the suitcases.
It's ZM's Brinklin podcast.
It's not a Friday, but it kind of feels like a Friday,
so we're going to do this.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Bree and Clint's.
Thursday.
Brioki!
What a treat for your Thursday is.
Friday Okie on a Thursday.
If you've never heard it before, lucky you.
Bree and I go into the booth.
We do a cover of a song with our professional audio engineer, Sam.
He makes it sound way better than when we sang it.
And then it's your job to tell us who did the best cover that week.
Was it Bree or was it me, Clint?
This week we will be doing a SingStar classic from Jamelia.
Huge one-hit wonder.
To celebrate the Matariki long weekend.
Someone said when I told them we were doing this for Friday, okay, they go,
oh, you know the trick is just to hum the whole song, eh?
What?
Remember when you cheat at Singstar and you don't actually sing,
and you just go,
and you just follow the notes on the screen?
I'm worried.
would win Friday okay? I don't think so. I feel like people would be like, what is this?
You'll hear both, and once you've heard both, we would love you guys to vote on 0800 dials at him.
But first, Breeze Jamelia.
Oh no.
People always talk about all the things they're wrong about.
Acea paper.
Got a feeling I'll see you later.
There's something about this. Let's keep it moving.
And if it's good
Let's just get something cooking
I'm feeling some connection
To the things you do
It makes me feel like who you are
But you must be some calm
Because you got a lies on you
No matter where you are
You just make me
I think it's a pass
I reckon it's like
I think it's a I think it plays
On Starr it would have got like
61 maybe
There's a bit of a crowd out on the producers
Both wanted everybody out there
think.
Yeah.
I don't believe any of those people.
Well, lower your expectations, guys,
because here comes my Jamelia.
Clint's Jamelia.
Let's go.
It's not my song, okay?
It's not my song.
Wasn't my song, clearly either.
And that's the whole point of Friday Oaky.
People always talk about paper.
Something cooked.
I'm feeling some connection to the...
Holy smokes.
So, yours had like a musical theatre vibe about it.
That's being generous.
So producers both, what's the feedback for that one?
What are we all thinking about that one?
My thought it was good.
I thought you did well.
Oh, thanks, Bree.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You never know how it's going to go, okay?
I didn't expect to win Taylor Swift Love Story last week.
No, but you did and I don't expect to win this week either.
But you might.
So if you want to help us choose, we're looking for five people to call.
through now on 0800 dial Z-M.
Brutal feedback and one vote.
That's what you get the opportunity to give us.
That's what we like.
0,800 dial ZM or send through that brutal feedback on 9-6996.
Play Z-N's Bree and Clint.
Ladies and gentlemen, Breinclin's.
Thursday.
Welcome to it.
If you missed it, we did Jamelia Superstar this week for Friday Oki on a Thursday.
Bree sounded like this.
No, this.
I don't know what it is.
That makes me feel like this.
That Jamelia sounds like she's been run over and it's flat as a pancake.
That Jamelia's got a puncture.
And my Jamelia sounded like this.
I don't know what it is.
That makes me feel like this.
That was Jamelia superstar on Broadway.
Some great feedback coming through.
Someone said Clint was the best of a bad situation.
Brutal.
But then Andrea's gasping us up.
She said, hey guys, can I?
be honest, you were both bloody good. Seriously great stuff. So we're going to shout Andrea a free
hearing test this weekend at Ordeca, but we appreciate it. Someone said my baby was laughing at Brie
and crying at Clint. I think that's fixed for itself. I have that effect. Yeah, we have people
standing by to pick the winner. Shaila's on the line. Morning Shaila. Morning Shaila.
Good morning. What did you think of our Jamelia superstar this morning?
I think they were pretty good
But my mum says that
They were bad in the afternoon
And worse in the morning
But I don't know
Bad enough in the afternoon
Worst in the morning
Your mum says it how it is, doesn't she?
We should put that on the billboard, shouldn't we?
Yeah.
Brian Clint, bad enough in the afternoon
Worse in the morning
Who are you going to vote for, Shaila?
Clint.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Thank you Shaila.
Let's go to Stacey.
Morning, Stacey.
Morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Happy long weekend to head.
What did you think of our Jamelia superstars?
Um, they were all right.
That's being nice, Stacey. Thank you.
Who are you voting for?
I'm voting for Brie because I had to turn the volume down when it was Clint.
Yeah.
Because it was too good, eh?
It was like, oh, this is too much enjoyment for this hour of the morning.
Stacey was feeling too many feelings.
Yeah.
One apiece.
Thanks, Stacey.
Let's go to Annette on our 800 dollars at M.
Morena, Annette.
Morning.
Good morning.
What do we think, Annette?
Who did you like more?
I like Brie.
I think you're way better.
Thank you, Annette.
Thanks, Annette.
Any feedback for Clint?
No, it needs to practice more.
Yeah, I'm getting that.
Thanks, Annette.
Hey, that was constructive.
This text just came in.
It says Clint would win if he was versing nobody.
I reckon I might find a way to lose.
Okay, it's 2-1 to Bree.
This could sell it all up.
You need this vote.
Good morning.
Morning.
Good morning.
How you doing, guys?
We're good.
Give us some feedback.
Brooke, otherwise, we can't grow.
You know, we can't get any better if we don't learn.
It's a tough song to do, you know?
Like, I think you guys did bloody well.
It is tough, so we appreciate you saying that.
Who are you going to vote for, Brooke?
Oh, I'm really sorry, Clint, but I think Bree takes it this morning.
You're kidding.
I don't know what it is.
That makes me feel like this.
Go on, Bree.
Give us some live.
Be some kind of superststand.
D.
Beautiful.
Brooks like, can I change my book?
Thank you, Brooke.
Have a great, Mataniki.
Thanks, Brooke.
You too.
See ya.
Congratulations, Brie.
Honestly, I felt like we were pretty evenly bad this week.
Someone said, guys, New South Wales wins.
Oh, way to gut punch me again.
ZDM's Brea and Clint podcast.
All I want from my birthday.
Birthday thing.
All right, let's do your birthday bangers headed into the long weekend.
Number one songs when you turn 16 and stick around because we'll play our favourite.
Nicholas is going to go first.
Morning, Nicholas.
Hi, Nicholas.
Good morning, how are we?
Good, mate.
What's plans for the long, long weekend?
Actually, at work for a couple of hours and then I'm off to Timoroo to go to Lake Ticapoe on Saturday.
How good.
Lovely, lovely.
Hey, what is your birthday, Nicholas?
15th of February 2004.
All right, that means you were sick.
in the year 2020.
And on that day, this was number one.
Um, forgotten Justin Bieber banger.
This was huge in 2020.
Yeah.
What do you reckon, Nicholas?
Oh, I'm not going to lie, I'm a sweet Justin Bieber fan.
Oh, that's great then.
It suits you then.
Wait there, Nicholas, strong contender.
Also, by the way, long weekend, not long.
long, long weekend, unless you're planning on tricking a sickie on Monday.
Have you just revealed your plans?
Oh, nah.
No, I'll be here.
Andy's here.
Hi, Andy.
Hi, Andy.
Hi.
What are you doing for your long weekend?
Actually, nothing planned, solid, but probably get out and about.
Yeah, take it easy.
Yeah, put the feet up, Andy, I say.
Hey, what is your date of birth?
18th of September, 1985.
Right, you were 16, Andy, in 2001.
We've done our calculations, and this is your birthday banger.
Oh, Andy.
It's a banger from blue all rise.
What do you reckon?
It's a blue banger.
It's a blue banger.
Yeah, that is a tune.
That's what birthday banger's all about right there.
One more for Sally.
Morning, Sally.
Hi, Sally.
Morning, guys.
The wine hasn't run out, has it, Sally?
He hasn't started yet.
Yes, good.
You don't want the wine to run out the Thursday before a long weekend.
That'd be disastrous.
Hey, Sally, what is your birthday?
25th of January, 1982.
All right, that means Sally, you were 16 in 1998.
And back in 98 on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Oh, Sally.
Aqua, Dr Jones?
Yeah, Ms. Phil old.
Were you a fan of Aqua Sally?
I was actually
Who wasn't really?
Aqua Barbie girl
They just broke up
Aquas just a couple of weeks ago
They said they're retiring
Didn't they?
What's the difference?
Retiring.
What's the difference?
Well, isn't when they break up
that there's beef?
Oh right, yeah yeah
They've just done Barbie Girl and Dr Jones enough
They're like, we've done it all we can do
Oh, and cartoon heroes
They had a third
Yeah
Wait there Sally we've got to choose between
Bebs, Blue and Aqua
I think it's
It's between aqua and blue, obviously.
It's between blue and bebes for me.
Is it?
Yeah.
So if we agree on blue, then...
I think we're going blue.
Andy, you've just won birthday banger.
Congratulations.
Enjoy your long weekend.
Here's a banger from 2001 on ZM.
Zim.
Let's play, what's the plot?
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable.
Talented.
Eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line
that she can do.
Bree and Clint's What's the Plot?
A famous movie guessing game
where if you can guess two movies correctly before Breed does,
today you win $350, Jess.
Morena.
Hello, how are we?
Yeah, we're good.
$350 for the long weekend.
Not bad.
Well, it wouldn't go towards that.
mate, I've got a 8K shower bill during a few days.
You've got a $8,000 shower bill.
What kind of bloody shower are you putting in, Jess?
Oh, let's just say I left a link for about a year.
I've seen these on Instagram.
Have you rotted out the floorboards underneath?
Yeah, you can say that.
Oh, no.
Is it worse?
Have you rotted out the joists?
Oh, no, no.
He's actually said it's not as bad as I thought it was.
I thought you were going to say someone was charging your 8K to clean out the shower drain.
That's how much I'd probably charge.
Someone asked me to do that.
Pull the witty out of the drain.
All right, Jess, here's how it works.
I read out movie plot lines.
You buzz in with your name to try and guess what that movie is.
If you get it right, you get a point.
And if you get two movies correct first, you win the game, okay?
And you get $350.
Just don't wait for me to finish.
Go as soon as you think you know what it is.
Best of luck, Jess.
Today, because Bree has been on a petty mission to break Vaughn's record at the Go-Carts,
all of our movies are record breakers.
Okay.
And I'll actually tell you what record they broke before I give you the plot.
No, I reckon that's too much info.
No, you'd never get it.
No, we don't need it.
Yeah, we don't need it.
Just and I, we don't need it.
All right, I'll go stuff myself.
Here we go, guys.
Movie number one, a group of visitors are invited to experience.
a revolutionary attraction where long...
Yes.
Jurassic Park.
I watched it last week.
It's the slowest movie to ever get to $350 million at the box office.
Really?
Yeah.
Not a fan of Jurassic Park, Jess.
No, no.
I don't know.
I don't like dinosaurs, sorry.
It terrified me as a kid.
Yeah, it was so scary.
Okay.
Jess, dinosaurs.
I'm redeeming my house.
No dinosaurs then.
in this next plot, because you need this one, Jess.
Movie number two.
A group of farm animals dream of escaping the fenced in life.
Jess.
Is it babe?
Babe.
Babe is incorrect.
Is it chicken run?
Chicken run is correct.
It was my day today, Jess.
I'm sorry.
Unlucky ose.
All right.
Unlucky ose.
We'll find your consolation prize if you hold the line.
Yeah, stick around, Jess.
Oh, thanks, man.
You won't be able to use it to repair your shower, but, you know.
No.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Thank you.
Is that what the builder said to you when he found the leak?
He was like, oh, I'm luggy, use.
Chicken Runs the highest grossing stop motion animation movie of all time, by the way.
Was it made by the same people as Wallace and Gromit?
Possibly.
Look similar.
Did it have George Clooney in it?
Did it?
Did it?
Was he the rooster?
I think so.
Maybe.
I don't know, that's the thing about this job.
You can just say things.
Yeah.
Sometimes people fact-check you.
Sometimes they don't.
And that's the beauty of broadcasting.
ZM's Brean Clint podcast.
Side note, such good people watching outside the ZM studio now.
The hipster coffee shop that's just opened outside our studio brings in all kinds.
There's currently two ladies there in matching yoga pants and North Face puffer jackets.
Yes.
And they've bought their tiny doll.
dogs with them, cute dogs.
Each have a tiny dog and a tiny puffer jacket.
The dogs are pooping up a storm
in this cobbled courtyard.
It's like these dogs have never been outside before.
Did they pick up the poo? I'm such...
But that's the people watching, isn't it?
I'm staring at them, wondering, are they going to pick up the poo?
Yeah, they picked up the poo.
I did?
I'm such a dog poo police person.
Are you? You're the poo police.
And I kind of hate it about myself, but I can't help it.
I'm just like, pick up your poo so you don't ruin it for the rest of us, dog owners.
If you're on a walk,
in your dog poos.
Yeah.
But it's like in or under a hedge.
Will you pick it up or will you leave it there for the hedge?
Is there any way that someone could stand on it?
No.
No.
So it's someone else's berm,
but it's not where they walk and the poo's tucked underneath the hedge.
Oh, if it's like on a street, like someone's garden.
Yeah, you're on a residential street.
I'd pick it up.
But it's not gardened.
It's just like.
I'd probably pick it up.
Would you?
Yeah.
Oh, I feel like that's a freebie.
I know.
There are times, like if I go out, you know, like an off leash.
Yeah.
And my dog, Meryl has this real thing where she gets real shy when she's pooping.
That she'll like, it's true.
It's so weird.
She'll like run up into like the deep depths of the bush.
You think she gets shy?
She gets shy.
And she doesn't want to poop in front of us.
It's so weird.
So if she goes off, you know, like down a beaten track into like.
like the long grass and this and that, then I'm like, oh, whatever.
Oh, she's doing you a favour then.
Yeah, she is.
Yeah.
So I'll just leave it.
What if your dog poops on the beach?
Yep.
Right near the shoreline and you know the tide is coming in, not out.
Nah, pick it up.
Yeah, same.
My friend Dan, however, I've never seen him pick up a poo at his life.
The ZDM Podcast Network.
Welcome to the Password.
where you have to guess what the password is based on our one word clues
and we'll give you 50 bucks if you can do it first.
Sam, you're going to guess Bree's passwords.
Morning.
Morning.
That means Tilly.
You're on team Clint.
Hello.
Hi.
Claudia has our passwords, individual passwords,
Bree's password and my password.
Claude, can we see them?
What do we got?
Ew.
Ooh.
Okay, a bit trickier than recent one.
which is good because they have been going too easy recently.
Yeah, they have been.
One word clue.
Do you reckon they're hard or easy?
Yours is easy.
I could do yours in one word.
Could you?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think I've got it.
Do I?
Yeah, no, I've got it.
Okay, Tilly, my first clue for you, for your passwords.
Beacon.
I don't know.
No, you got nothing?
What did you say?
What?
Great guess.
Keep that confidence.
Okay, Sam.
How old are you, Sam?
I'm 33.
Okay, this should be easy for you then, Sam.
Oh, please.
My one word clue?
Pengu.
Carphone.
Okay, Tilly.
No?
We're back to your password.
I'm lucky, Sam.
Rocks.
Oh, God.
Put it with the first clue.
Take the energy from your first guess.
I don't know.
You can do it.
He has nothing.
I don't know.
No.
Okay, Sam, it's you and me.
I remember my first clue, which was Pengu.
Your next clue?
Emperor.
Penguin.
As soon as I said cartoon, I was like, you, idiot.
I was just going to do the clue.
Meep.
Meep me.
Sparagast.
I got a grab a baby, baby.
Well done, Sam.
You guessed the password, so you get 50 bucks.
Good on you.
Thank you.
I'm going to give you, we're out of the game, Tilly, but do you want one more clue?
See if you can get it.
Okay, we'll get it.
Come on Tilly.
So we've got, we've got beacon.
We've got rocks.
You guessed light.
The third clue I was going to give you is ships.
Of space.
No.
Lighthouse.
Oh, gotcha.
It's a trick, like I said, it's a hard one.
It was a harder one.
Yeah, yeah.
Someone just said it's not me, blah.
What was it then?
They said it's noot, noot, not meat, meat.
Oh, is it?
Yeah, you should have.
You're doing a roadrunner with a meet meet me.
Oh, yeah, roadrunner was meet me.
Pee-Du goes, noot, noot, newt.
Get it right, you moron.
And then Yoshi is blon.
Play Z-M.
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