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Are you guys ready?
Are you guys ready?
Are you ready Ella?
Are you ready?
Ah, yes.
Let's do it.
Sorry.
Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, that was yesterday.
Wait, really?
Can I do a big one?
The answer is no.
You're the worst.
You're the worst at them.
Well, I was trying to redeem myself.
There's too much air coming out.
They're leaky.
It's a very average one.
Yeah.
I shouldn't be able to hear that much airflow.
How do you do it?
Give me some tips.
Push your hands in more.
Go one-handed.
No, one-handed doesn't work.
One-handed doesn't work work Don't listen to Clint he has no idea Yeah Clint you do one
Wait let me record it
Okay go
This is the content we're getting today
Me doing a fart
There's more it's okay.
That's why he hates it because he sucks at it.
He can't actually fart.
Clint can't fart.
Shame.
Shame.
People are pissed off because these farts yesterday overtook a story that Brie wanted to tell.
And people are like, where's the story, man?
Sorry. So Brie, do you remember the story that you were about to tell yesterday?
I think I do. I think I
said it involved steroids
and a hearing aid.
Yes. Does that ring a bell
for anybody? Yes, it does.
It's not, to be honest,
people will be disappointed now. Too much build-up.
But when I was over in Sydney for World Pride slash Mardi Gras,
I mean, if you haven't been, go get yourself there.
One of the days, because we were staying with my partner's brother,
a couple of their friends came over and one of their friends,
who was lovely, so nice, was talking about how he'd been a bit on the roids, you know.
Oh, okay.
The build up for Mardi Gras.
Like he never does it, but he only does it around like big occasions
for like the leader.
They're so dangerous.
Anyway, there was also another story that was being told where another one of the guys was
saying that he had a hearing aid and i was like really i was like but you can't even see it anyway
he showed us this hearing aid that he has and it's the tiniest hearing aid you've ever seen in your
life and i said to the guy i was like can i have a go oh yeah okay sounds have you guys ever had a
go of a hearing aid can you have a go i don't know with these ones so obviously you know you've got
your your originals the ones that go over the year and then kind of there's a tube these ones are
like a little earpiece and it's tiny and you kind of press into your ear kind of like a really small
like air pod i'll be so scared of losing it in there yeah well no it's big enough that it's tiny and you kind of press it into your ear, kind of like a really small like air pod.
I'd be so scared of losing it in there.
Yeah.
Well, no, it's big enough that it's not going to go into your ear canal.
Does it have a little tampon string so you can pull it out?
Yeah, it's got like a little thing that you can pull it out if that happens.
But anyway, so I put this hearing aid in.
It's like having a superpower.
Really?
Yeah.
So like you can hear, it was so buzzy you could hear like
cars or like people talking from ages away and like just like just the weirdest experience did
it make you think that you need to go and get your hearing tested yeah probably i've always think i
need to get my hearing tested i think being in radio i mean, this is like my 13th, maybe 14th year in radio.
Like you would know, like wearing headphones,
like for long amounts of time, like there is.
But every time I get my hearing tested, they say I'm completely fine.
Same.
Yeah.
Same.
Same with my eyes because I put on people's glasses.
Oh, no.
No, I put on people's glasses and I'm like, whoa, this is like 4K.
And then I get my eyes tested and they're like, your vision's great.
How many fingers am I holding up?
You're hiding them behind a computer screen.
How about this side?
No, it's still behind a computer screen.
Oh, you can't see.
You're blind.
No, but Clint, let me explain to you.
I don't have x-ray vision.
You're right.
Clint, of course everything's going to be like bigger and whatever when you put glasses on
that's the point of glasses. No I know
but it's like highly defined
which makes me go
is that what things should look like?
You know how you're just used to however you see
things? Yeah. Wait so you
put glasses on and everything's clearer?
Some people's glasses. You need glasses.
I put glasses on and everything
is blurry. Yeah. Some glasses. See same for me. I put on certain people's glasses. You need glasses. I put glasses on and everything is blurry.
Yeah.
Some glasses.
See, same for me.
I put on certain people's glasses and everything's clearer. I think you guys maybe need your eyes tested.
Both of you need glasses.
Nah, I've had my eyes tested.
I'm fine.
Do you do that thing where you get them tested
and you work really hard to like clear everything up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's an R.
I think it's an R.
It's a piece of...
Every eye test. I do really well and I memorize it's an R It's a piece of Every eye test
I do really well
And I memorise it
And then just go in
I don't even need to see it
You study for the eye test
Yeah
You get a 1 in 24 chance
Of getting the letter right
Wait how many letters
Are there in the alphabet
24
24 or 26
26
26
A B C D E F
G That's 26. 26. A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
That's.
Oh, no.
I think, you know, like, I feel like I'm your parent
and you need to tell your kids, like, when something's not for them.
I feel like doing the farts, Ella, maybe not for you.
She gets so much joy out of it, though.
Well, then go for it.
If it gives you joy.
That's funny.
It's like watching someone who's really not good at a sport,
but they're so happy to be there.
Don't deprive them of that, which is me in any sport I ever played,
by the way.
I know I'm bad.
I hated kids like you.
No, but I deserve to be your type.
I hated those kids.
I'd be like, get this kid off.
Yeah, honestly, my friends are like, yeah, come play volleyball.
Bench him.
That's just annoying to me.
Bench that kid.
And they'll be like, he's been benched the whole game.
Bench him again.
I drove all the way to Hamilton too.
I should get a turn at Little Polo.
And they're like, it's a semi-final, motherfucker.
You're not going in the pool.
Do you guys believe, like this is a good question,
do you guys believe that at what age should kids start to learn
that it's not everyone gets a turn but it's the best team plays?
No age.
No, this is a serious conversation.
No age.
I think if it's at school, everybody should be allowed to play,
regardless of their weight.
No, it's not at school.
We're talking about a club sport.
Oh, the club should have tiers.
They should have their elite grade,
and then they should have their grade for all the shit kickers like me.
Social.
That's what social sport is.
Obviously, that's what happens.
But even in the tiers, there's also like, you know.
The hard thing is if you're in like a small community and there's only enough people for one tier well that's that's fine because then everyone
has to play but i'm just saying i'm just saying as children do we teach them the wrong like because
that's not real life like if you get a job and you're shit and you're shit at it you're not everyone's such a boomer
take by the way you're gonna go no you get a bloody participation certificate no but do you
know what i mean it does teach them like you know because then if they get older and they're like oh
but you know i i paid my money i need to have the exact same amount of time like that's not how the
real world works yeah but as kids they have the small window where
they don't have to live in the real world no but that's what i'm saying at what age does it change
even though i'm not good i want to give it a go like i'm not saying like six year olds we're like
you're shit you're on the bench.
But I'm like, what age?
Like where, if it's like a sport where people are there to win
or like they're there to be competitive.
Well, then good.
What age is it?
Yeah.
There should be a social sport.
There's social sport.
And that's where the people who aren't very talented should go in.
I feel like that happens naturally anyway.
Yeah.
I feel like that just sorts itself out eventually
As soon as a better player comes along
You get bumped down anyway
I played social volleyball
And we were the worst team
And it was really depressing
Did you have fun?
No, we didn't win a single game
It's not fun when you lose
I made a mistake one time and everyone got really mad at me
But you were in the shit team though
Who cares when you're in the shit team?
I know, but they were also competitive.
And they were also a bit shit.
Oh, see, that's even less fun when the shit team is competitive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The shittest team and I was the shittest player.
Oh, no, Claudia.
Not a good player.
Because the other time I did rowing and there was the first eight and the second eight.
And I was in the second eight and then someone quit.
So we were the second seven.
And there was seven people and eight people bowed.
It didn't go well.
Oh no.
I don't like sports.
Alright.
Let's get out of here.
Yeah.
Let's go. Have a great podcast everybody.
We'll catch you guys back tomorrow.
What?
I'm not Vanita.
Well, howdy, pilgrims.
Good evening, everybody.
Good afternoon.
Welcome to the show.
It's Bree and Clint.
G'day, guys.
Happy Thursday, everyone.
Hey, happy Thursday to you, Bree.
No, happy Thursday to
you. No, happy Thursday to
you. Have you done a rat test yet?
Yes.
It's very faint. Bree's in
isolation at the moment. She got COVID
last week.
Are you still testing positive?
Yeah, really, really faint
line. I reckon it'll be gone by tomorrow.
You got a sticky one.
You got that Aussie one, I reckon.
It's all up in my nooks and crannies.
Yeah.
You don't want COVID in your nooks and crannies.
You really don't.
You don't want to have to swab.
You know you have to swab your crannies, eh?
Yeah, no, I swab my crannies most nights.
Yeah.
Could at least rinse them out.
Today on the show, the 50k cash combo hasn't gone on George's show again,
which means it's going to go on our show again.
I love it when it's in our show.
How good was it yesterday?
God, she was a good time.
Picked up $1,000 and a lawnmower.
$1,000 and a lawnmower.
If you know the three artists, which includes Lizzo, I'll just give you that clue.
If you know them and you get through first when all three of them play back to back,
you will score for yourself $1,000 instantly and you'll get to upsize to an extra prize
from Fletch, Vaughan or Hayley.
That's your choice.
And it is coming up in our show.
I can guarantee that.
It is happening in our show today.
Definitely sometime in our show.
Don't go away.
But up next on the show, let's kick it off, as always,
with Tradie versus Lady.
The Tradies won yesterday.
Yeah, the Lady Tradies picked up a win.
Yeah, that's the one.
The Tradies are in front, but if you want to play,
$50 from KFC, 0800 DIAL ZM.
We'll play Tradie versus Lady with you after Harry Styles on ZM.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Tradie vs Lady.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs Lady.
All right, a score update for everyone playing along.
The Tradies are in front by two.
They're sitting on 20 wins for the year.
The Ladies behind on 18.
And it was a Lady-Tradie who put the tradies two points ahead yesterday.
Controversial.
So let's go to our tradie first today.
They're calling in from Christchurch.
They're 19 years old and it's his birthday today.
Welcome to the show, Simon.
G'day, how's it going?
Good, thanks, Simon.
Have you had a nice day?
Got any prezzies?
Oh, not really, not yet.
Just a casual day.
Yeah?
What sort of trade do you do?
Electrical apprentice.
Do they let you off early on your birthday?
Oh, gosh, no.
No.
What time do you normally finish as an apprentice, Simon?
Oh, 4.30, 5 o'clock usually.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Once he's been down to, might attend to pick up the left-handed hammer.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, that's the one.
You're taking on our lady today.
She's from Huntley.
She's 35.
And a fun fact about her is that she's awesome.
Yep, that's what we're going with.
Yes, Catherine.
Welcome to the show, Catherine.
I like it, Catherine.
You've got to preach it, my friend.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, Catherine, your buzzer today is lady.
Simon, yours is tradie.
First three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Good luck.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
In which year did New Zealand win its first Rugby World Cup?
Was it 1970?
Yes, Catherine.
Catherine.
1987.
1987 is correct.
Jeez, that was good, Catherine.
You are pretty awesome.
Was that the year you were born?
No, I was conceived because it's my birthday today as well.
Oh, my gosh, your birthday today as well?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Happy birthday to both of you.
I love it.
You were conceived during the first Rugby World Cup? Yeah. Oh, my God. Happy birthday to both of you. I love it. You were conceived during the first Rugby World Cup.
Yeah.
Well, if you work out nine months from June 1987, it's pretty good, man.
That's incredible.
I like it.
Okay, one for the ladies.
Question number two.
What flavour are the puffed snack twisties?
Ladies.
Catherine.
Yes, Catherine.
Bacon. Cheese andies. Ladies. Catherine. Yes, Catherine. Bacon.
Cheese and bacon.
No.
No.
I'm going to say no.
Simon.
I'll just go with cheese flavour.
Yeah.
They are mostly, yes, cheese flavour.
All right, one apiece.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
She's Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter.
Ladies.
Yes, Catherine, for the win.
Miley Cyrus.
Not for the win, sorry. Not for the win, but that is correct. It's two, for the win. Miley Cyrus. Not for the win, sorry.
Not for the win, but that is correct.
It's two points to the lady.
She could take the win here.
I was getting worked up.
I was getting ahead of myself.
That was a bit premature.
Question number four.
Oh, it was a premature congratulator.
It was, yeah.
Which of the following...
Oh, this next question, bear with me.
Which of the following accurately describes a shape with 14 sides?
Tetheredral, tetradecagon, or tetrahedron?
Light, ladies.
Catherine?
The middle one that you said.
That is the right one.
Wow, okay.
Are we?
She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, okay. She's a lady.
She's a lady.
Horrible pronunciation.
Catherine, you are awesome.
You should not be allowed to ask a question
if you don't even know how to say it.
You give it a go.
Give it a go.
I would never have written that question down
because I know that I can't say it.
But that's what makes it fun.
Catherine, happy birthday and congratulations.
You get a lady win and $50 cash from KFC.
Yay!
There we go.
Go, Catherine.
Bree and Clint.
I came across this life hack, which is a good one for people when you,
mainly I feel like this is a plane thing when you're flying by yourself.
Yeah. And you don't really feel like chatting to the person sitting next to you
for a 14-hour flight.
Which is 95% of the time, 99% of the time.
Long haul.
Long haul.
Long haul.
You just don't talk, I feel like.
You just don't talk.
No.
Because you run out of things to say.
On an hour-long flight, I'd be open to it.
Mm-hmm.
Not a bad chat for an hour-long flight.
But this woman has shared her savage way
where she says you can get out of talking to people.
Okay, lay it on me.
You want to hear it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've got some audio of her talking about the savage hack
she uses to get people to stop talking to her.
People are next to you and being really loud and rude.
And you like want to ask them to be quiet, but you don't want to be about it.
If you say to them, hey, I'm sorry, could you please quiet down?
I have to wake up really early for a funeral tomorrow.
Every time they immediately feel so bad
and they will quiet down instantly.
Wait, so she is just angry about people talking to each other?
They're not even talking to her.
Well, there's the other audio where she says
it also works if someone's talking to you
and you don't want to talk to them and you say,
oh, I just want to, you know.
Yeah, interesting.
I don't think she's got any right to ask people who are having a conversation on a plane to
be quiet.
I don't think she does.
I think that's her problem.
Bring some headphones, like a normal person, you know?
Yeah.
Like you were telling me off air that you forgot to bring your headphones to the last
flight you were on and you go, oh, I talked this girl's ear off.
I did.
She didn't want any part of the conversation, but I talked to her.
No, I offered her an out partway through the conversation.
What was the out?
What was the out that you offered?
So I forgot my headphones and I was flying to Christchurch for Electric Avenue.
It's a two-hour flight.
It was an hour and a half.
It's a long conversation.
Well, it's a long time to have no entertainment.
That's your problem.
She didn't forget her headphones, did she?
I couldn't even use my phone.
So as soon as this person sat down, I was like,
oh, I might strike up a bit of conversation.
Oh, no.
About 25 minutes into the flight,
I could see her kind of fumbling with a pair of earpods in her hand.
And I said, oh, by the way, I forgot my headphones,
but feel free to put yours on.
And she was like, oh, no, no, it's okay.
It's all right.
It's all good.
Oh, she wanted to so bad.
You're that person.
When we landed in Christchurch, I said to her,
you know, I don't usually do that.
I know plane talkers are annoying and I don't usually do that,
but I didn't have any headphones so
I was just keen for some form of
entertainment. She goes, no it's fine
the conversation was entertaining enough.
To be honest, I feel like
it sounds like a you problem that you
made a her problem. No, absolutely
that's exactly what I did.
That's exactly what I did but at any point she
could have shoved those ear pods in or pretended she had a funeral the next day, you know? It's not did. That's exactly what I did. But at any point, she could have shoved those ear pods in
or pretended she had a funeral the next day.
You know?
It's not all.
There's options.
Brie and Clint.
Brie, I want to talk about milk for a second.
Cow milk.
I do love to talk about having milk.
Milk.
How much milk do you drink?
Not much at all.
Remember Ben, when we used to work with Ben,
he would quite regularly have a large glass of milk in the afternoon?
Some days he would exclusively only drink milk.
And I think half of it was because he was a growing boy
who had a thirst for calcium,
and the other half is because we get free milk here at work.
So he's like, well, I'm not going to let that go to waste.
I've got to take advantage of this perk.
And when I say a large glass, I'm talking a pint.
Like he would drink a pint of milk like it was nobody's business, you know?
Yeah, he would just – I remember watching him being like,
I don't think I've ever seen another grown adult drink as much milk.
And he had a full moustache as well.
And so his milk moustache was a literal moustache full of milk.
It was just, oh, producer Ben.
Oh, the men.
Oh, we miss that man.
Question for you, Bree, is when you do the groceries,
what kind of milk is in your fridge?
In my household, we go the original full
cream milk. Dark blue top milk.
Dark blue top.
Normal milk. Nothing fancy.
Just the original
cow's milk from the udder.
Full fat, full flavour.
Same, to be honest. Is that what you
guys get too? Yeah, that's what we get as well.
For decades though, and I remember this growing up,
we were told that we should be having the skim or the trim stuff,
the light blue top or the green top milk.
Green was always a weird one.
But now people are returning to full fat milk in their droves.
Like it is popping off.
Can I take a guess why?
Yeah.
Because I got, like growing up,
I remember when our family household,
we switched over to skim milk.
And my mum was like, all right, everyone's on skim milk now.
Why?
This is the healthier thing.
Do you remember why?
Because it was marketed that it was healthier.
Yeah.
And was better for your weight or who knows.
But that's how it was marketed.
And so my family, suckers, we fell for it.
We grew up drinking skim milk.
And then I remember like probably five years ago or so,
where everyone started talking about how skim milk has quite a lot more sugar in it.
Yes.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's actually true or not, but that was the narrative.
Can I just say, sugar or not, but that was the narrative.
Can I just say, sugar or not, the green milk and the blue milk is garbage milk.
It's not as good.
It's just normal milk watered down.
That's what I think too.
I reckon they've just put some water in it. Because they watered it down.
Guys, tell them it's better for you and call it skim milk and the people will eat it up.
What is milk if not just drinkable cream?
You know?
You know, what are we even doing this for?
Life is short.
Get on the stuff that tastes good.
Get on that full fat cow.
Just a little.
We're already on the garbage wholemeal bread.
Give us the full cream milk, for God's sake.
Nothing more 90s than a white bread sandwich
and a large glass of full fat milk.
I know, that was producer Ben's lunch.
There are no stats been released for New Zealand,
but in Australia, 71% of all milk being sold in 2023.
Full fat, baby.
Yes, it's back. That's up from 61%.
It's a 10% increase. We're going
full fat. We're going in. Hundy.
You know what else I kind of think is a
scam? What is that
A2 garbage where they're
like, we've removed the lactose
from it so you don't feel sick.
No, that's not what A2 milk is.
No, what is it?
There's one of those.
It's simple.
A2 milk is meant to come from superior cows is what I heard.
Like there's a special.
What a load of garbage.
I'll enjoy an A2.
It's full fat.
I'll get on an A2.
Hey, it tastes the same.
I'll drink it.
I'm not putting your bloody green milk on my Weet-Bix. I'd rather on an A2. Hey, it tastes the same. I'll drink it. I'm not putting your bloody green
milk on my Weet-Bix though. I'd rather just put
water on them. Give milk away
from my face.
Let's get into it, Clint.
I've got a bedroom issue and
I need some advice.
So recently,
early this year,
I went away for quite a few
weeks. You might remember I was off the show for a few weeks.
I was away.
And I've returned after being away for a little while.
And there's an issue in the bedroom.
Have you been replaced?
No.
And here's, let's get into it.
Has your partner stolen your side of the bed?
Do you reckon that ever happens?
I reckon it could happen.
Someone goes away and then they come back and their partner's like,
I sleep on this side now.
And you're like, um.
That's a big problem.
That's quite discombobulating.
We should really talk about this.
Sometimes when I'm feeling really like adventurous,
I sleep on the opposite side of the bed in a hotel room.
Oh yeah, that is wild, man. I'm crazy, man.
I know this couple that I follow on Instagram and once a week they sleep upside down
in their bed at the other end. No, that's where your feet go. Just to keep things
fresh, you know? Yuck. That's not fresh, that's yuck. I've never thought about
it as being the foot end. That is kind of disgusting. That is the foot end.
No, it's not.
It's got nothing to do with that.
It's to do with there's a noise that has been waking me up early in the morning.
Well, early for me.
I'm not a super early riser because I don't do breakfast radio anymore.
But normally I'm like a 7.45, 8 o'clock kind of,
that's the time I wake up, around-ish.
And for the past couple of weeks,
I've noticed since returning home after being away that I want to say
it's like 6.30, 6.45, there's a noise that wakes me up
and it's coming from one of the neighbour's houses.
Okay.
And get your minds out of the gutter it's not that it's a it's a dog
so it usually starts similar time like it will definitely be by 7 a.m. this dog
starts barking and it's not like a bark every now and then.
It's a constant bark every two seconds.
Yeah.
And it's loud.
And it wakes me up because I'm quite a light sleeper
and I've noticed that it goes on for a couple of hours.
Does it sit your dogs off?
Yeah, this is the weird thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Because our dogs sleep in crates
and some mornings it does but most mornings it doesn't
because our dogs like to sleep in until at least, you know, 8.30.
So this is like early for them.
Like if it's early in the morning, they don't want anything to do with you.
Very slow rise in your house, isn't it?
Yeah.
I'm living the life, mate.
I don't have kids yet.
I'm not getting up super early.
No way.
But now I'm getting to the point where, you know,
two weeks like every day in a row I'm getting woken up at quarter to seven,
7 a.m., and I'm thinking every time it happens I'm like do I go and find
out where this is coming from
just to
because I'm not the type of person that
I know it's hard having a dog
in suburbia sometimes and they do
bark, it just happens
but I'm like do I go
and find out where this is coming from
so I can maybe leave them
a nice note saying
they've probably left the house and they don't even know.
That's the thing.
That's probably the time they leave for work each day
and then the dog's like, where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
So from that time, that'll be why it's the same time every day.
They'll be barking because they're going,
where's my owner gone?
Stupid dog.
The owner's gone to work.
Same place it goes every day.
Stop it. They're dogs. They don't know. Stupid dog. The owner's gone to work. Same place it goes every day. Stop it.
They're dogs. They don't know.
Grow up. I, this is just a quick sidebar. When did dogs get
so soft, eh? I feel like dogs
in the 90s, everyone left their dog at home during
the day. And now everyone has to
take their dog to doggy daycare in the middle
of the day while they go to work. What changed?
What changed with dogs? Didn't they
just used to hang out at home all the time?
We have to wash one of our dogs with special shampoo
because he's got allergies.
See?
All these Auckland dogs that are allergic to grass.
That's our dog.
That's why we have to wash it with this special shampoo.
Something went wrong in the dog gene pool.
Right, so what do we do about your dog waking up?
There is kind of a silver
lining on this. Why?
Do you want to become a morning person?
No. Because if you have a dog that's forcing you to get out of bed
it won't take you long to adjust
to being a 7am person. It won't take you
long. I hate it. I don't want to.
I want to have the freedom to choose
to make that decision.
You won't choose 7am. And I
never will, so that's my choice.
Okay, all right.
But I'm just, I want to know,
is it rude if I do find out where it's coming from?
Is it rude to leave a note?
Should I mind my own bloody business?
Or should I just deal with it
and it's a part of living in suburbia?
People will have dealt with this before.
It'll be a very, very common problem.
So let's throw it out to the people.
How do we solve Bree's doggy dilemma?
Brie and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented,
eh, athletic, not really,
but picking a movie title based on just the plot line,
that she can do.
Brie and Clint's What's The Plot?
Our long-running movie guessing game,
where today we're playing for $300 cash, Bree.
That's a good amount of money.
Who is my competitor?
Your nemesis today is calling in from Taupo, the 30 years old.
Please welcome to the show, Nikki.
Kia ora.
Hello, Nikki. Kia ora. Hello, Nikki.
Hiya.
Nikki, what's your movie watching schedule like?
How many movies a week are you getting in?
Oh, quite a few.
Although, to be fair, at the moment,
it's mostly Last of Us and TV shows.
Oh, Nikki.
Yeah.
How good is the show The Last of Us?
Amazing, right? It's one of the show The Last of Us? Amazing,
right? It's one of the best shows I think I've ever watched. It's incredible.
Oh, the last
episode's so good. I need to do it.
I need to watch it. You need to.
Well, no TV shows in here
today. It's all movies.
And if you can guess two of them
correctly before Bree does, you're going to score
that $300 cash, Nikki.
Excellent.
Okay, here's the rules.
I'll start reading plot lines.
You buzz in with your name.
If you think you know what that movie is,
don't wait for me to finish the plot line.
Just go for it, okay?
And whoever gets two right first wins.
Today our theme, based off yesterday's information
we learnt during Google Down,
that the longest movie in history, The Cure for Insomnia, was 85 hours long.
We'll be doing movies that are bloody long.
Okay, long movies.
Bloody long movies.
Not 85 hours, but long all the same.
Here we go.
All right.
Good luck.
Here comes the first movie.
A businessman arrives in Krakow in 1939,
ready to make his fortune from World War II,
which has just started.
After joining...
Brie?
Brie.
Oh, this is a complete guess,
but I know it's a long film.
The Godfather?
The Godfather is not correct.
That is a long film, though, eh?
Yeah, it's more of a mafia film, though.
Yeah.
More of a mafia film.
Do you want a free guess, Nikki?
I know it's not right.
The Pianist?
The Pianist is a good guess, but it's not correct.
The Pianist. I'm going to keep going. The Pianist? I'm going's not right. The pianist. The pianist is a good guess, but it's not correct. The pianist.
I'm going to keep going.
The pianist.
I'm going to keep going.
After joining the Nazi party primarily for political expediency,
he staffed his factory with Jewish workers for similarly pragmatic reasons.
Oh, Nicky.
Nicky, what is it?
Schindler's List.
Schindler's List.
Never seen it. I have travelled a lot in their lifts, though. Schindler's List. Schindler's List. Never seen it.
I have travelled a lot in their lifts, though.
Schindler's Lifts.
Good work, Mickey.
I would never have gotten that.
You're one on the board.
You're one.
Bree is none.
You can win it here.
This is the power position to be in in this game.
It is much harder to come back from 1-0 down.
All right.
Well, don't talk me out of it.
Yeah, no pressure.
No pressure.
Jeez, all the pressure's on me, Nikki.
You sit back and relax.
Movie number two.
These are long movies.
Paul Edgecombe walked the line with a variety of cons.
He had never encountered someone like John, a massive man.
Nicky.
Oh, no.
Nicky is in there.
I know it.
Nicky, what is it?
Huh?
Walk the line?
The Johnny Cash movie?
No.
No, I know it.
Bree?
Oh, what's it called?
The Green Mile.
The Green Mile is correct.
I was not expecting anybody to say Walk the Line.
I thought maybe you might say Eight Mile.
I was with that hint.
It was John and Walk the Line.
Yeah, that was a confusing one.
I literally watched that recently.
We are all tied up in What's the Plot?
The next person to buzz in with the correct answer will win the game.
And if that's Nikki, she'll get $300 cash.
Good luck, Nikki.
Thanks.
Long movies.
Number three.
In 1987, Jordan takes...
Brie!
Brie.
The Wolf of Wall Street.
Yeah.
Jordan Belfort.
She's too good.
She's too good.
I knew that.
You were going to get it right then, weren't you, Nikki?
Yeah.
I knew it.
You were.
I was like, I know.
Nikki, we can't give you the $300,
but we can send you away with 50 KFC chicken dollars
as a consolation prize.
Congratulations.
Oh, man.
Thank you.
You did very well.
You're very good.
Nikki, you were very good.
Call back again.
You could definitely take me down.
Give it a go next time. Bree and Clint, that's
What's the Plot for another week. We play every Thursday.
Bree and Clint.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's
Birthday Banger.
Alright, let's rip into some birthday
bangers. This is where we play some
music that's a bit of fun off the
playlist. Stop trying to reinvent how you introduce birthday bangers.
Just let me try.
Every day.
Well, get good at it.
Okay.
I'm trying my best.
Yesterday's one was my favourite.
Your birthdays.
When you were 16.
What was number one?
Well, play one.
Nah, yesterday was the DOBs.
I quite like DOBs, to be honest. Nah, yesterday was the DOBs.
Oh, yeah, DOBs. I quite like DOBs, to be honest.
Wendy's here on the birthday bangers with us.
Hi, Wendy.
G'day, Wendy.
Hi, guys.
How are you going?
How's your Thursday been?
Oh, it's been all right.
On my way to work at the moment.
How are you?
What do you do for work, Wendy?
I'm a cleaner.
Oh, nice.
Oh, nice.
So you do the night shifts? Yes'm a cleaner. Oh, nice. Oh, nice. So you do the night shifts?
Yes.
All right.
Okay, well.
Wendy, what's your DOBs?
Your DOBs, Wendy?
7 of the 12, 1984.
Right, Wendy.
That means you were 16 in the year 2000.
And let me take you back there because this would have been number one.
We are the women's women, Wendy. Throw your hands up, baby. No. Yes, Wendy. and let me take you back there because this would have been number one.
No.
Yes, Wendy.
I feel like this is a bit of you.
Beyonce and the Others.
That's Independent Women, part one.
Are you into it?
Yeah.
Love it.
Love it.
Love that one, Wendy.
And one that doesn't come up very often in birthday bagging.
You're very right.
Steve is here.
Kia ora, Steve.
G'day, Steve.
How are you?
We're good.
Good, mate.
How's your week been?
Oh, it's been not too bad, thanks.
It's the end of the week for me, so it's great.
Oh, right.
Oh, that's even better, Steve.
Wendy's on her way to work.
You're knocking off for the week.
Love it. What's your even better, Steve. Wendy's on her way to work. You're knocking off for the week. Love it.
What's your DOB, Steve?
I dated with 2nd of March, 69.
Oh, good year, Steve.
Bloody ripper.
Great vintage.
Good year, Steve.
You were 16 in 1985.
Steve, here it is, your birthday banger.
Banger, Steve!
Wait.
Wait, I have to be careful about how I say this.
There's no way a man born in 1969
can then have the birthday banger,
you spin me round.
You like it, Steve?
Dead or alive?
It's a great one.
It is a good one.
It's been remixed a few times, hasn't it?
Hasn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, banger, Steve.
Wait there.
We're going to do one more birthday banger for Dan.
Kia ora, Dan.
G'day, Dan.
How's it going?
What's your star sign, Dan?
I'm a Capricorn.
Oh, me too, Dan.
What's your five-year plan, Dan? Yeah. Sorry, what was that? Oh, don't worry. Ignore me. What's your date of birth, Dan? I'm a Capricorn. Oh, me too, Dan. What's your five-year plan, Dan?
Yeah.
Sorry, what was that?
Oh, don't worry.
Ignore me.
What's your date of birth, Dan?
The 2nd of January, 1985.
Okay.
Right, Dan.
That means you were 16 in 2001.
And on the 2nd of Jan, 2001, this was number one.
Because I'm just a teenage duo, baby. Banger. Banger. That is mean. this was number one.
Banger.
That is mean.
That is such a good one.
Bit of you, Dan.
Yep, I can go with that.
I can go with that too.
And I reckon I'm going to vote for Dan's birthday banger sweetest teenage dirtbag to win this afternoon.
Bree, what are you going with?
I do like it.
It's a vibe.
But I do love that Destiny's Child song.
Are you tossing up between this and Dead or Alive,
You Spin Me Round?
Yeah, I'm tossing it up between.
I'm going to say I'll just vote Destiny's Child.
I'm not going to win, but I'll just go with my heart.
Independent woman.
You're such a punish.
Okay, let's go to split vote and let's give it to Ella.
Should we give it to Ella today, Bree?
Do you approve?
Yeah.
Ella, what do you want out of the three?
All three songs are up for grabs.
What's the winner of Birthday Banger today?
Because Bree has COVID, I'm going to go with her vote today.
Oh, boo.
Destiny's Child. That was a damn boo. Oh, boo. Listen to Dan, boo.
Sorry, Dan.
Boo, you're voting, you're giving a sympathy vote.
Boo.
Sorry, Dan.
I love you, Ella.
That's so funny.
Not to be today.
But Wendy, on your way to work, you won birthday band.
Congratulations.
That's awesome.
That is awesome.
Yes, Wendy, you independent woman, you.
You get it, girl.
So good.
Brie and Clint.
This would have been perfect for yesterday.
Oh, the International Women's Day.
Yeah.
Well, it turns out women can have another special day, too.
Hooray.
You too.
To a year.
Brie and Clint.
Brie and Clint. Is that in Brie and Clint. Bree and Clint.
Is it in Bree and Clint?
The winner of Birthday Banger today from the year 2000.
The year 2000.
23 years old.
Yeah, it's the winner.
Destiny's Child, Independent Woman Part 1.
That one's going out to Wendy.
It's her Birthday Banger.
Yeah, Wendy, 38, 9? 39 years young. Well, that's quick math. That's quick out to Wendy. It's her birthday banger. Yeah, Wendy 38, 9?
39 years young.
Well, that's quick math from you.
That was quick math from me, wasn't it?
It's not your strong suit either. That's why it's
particularly impressive. If it's
really not. Hey,
I read this story which I found
quite interesting and I thought we could all
deliberate here in the studio
and it's about this woman who, she married this guy
and they were married for a couple of years and it hasn't worked out
and they're getting a divorce. Anyway, she has said
to her ex-husband, look, I'm not changing
my name back to my maiden name. I'm keeping your family
name. Okay.
And he's not happy about it.
He's not impressed.
And she says she doesn't want to change it back to her maiden name
because she always got bullied for it.
Oh, she finally escaped the name she didn't like.
Exactly.
Now she doesn't have to go back.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
Her original name was Marie Seaman.
Spelled S-E-A-M-A-N.
I don't care how you spell it.
Anyway, she's like, screw you.
I never wanted the divorce.
I don't know how it went.
But she's just like, I'm keeping the name.
I don't want to go back to Seaman. Fair enough.
I swore off Seaman and I'm now onto this new life.
I escaped my semeny past.
Exactly.
I don't want to go back there, okay?
Anyway, and then he's now asking the question.
Oh, that poor woman.
That poor woman.
I know, it's so bad.
He's now asking the question, is it legal for her to keep it?
Should she just change it completely to a different name?
Or what is the deal? You know what I always
find interesting is the arrogance of a
man who knows that he has a
bad last name, or like a
last name that kids are going to get
bullied for, and still insists
that that become the family name when they
get married. Yeah, do the right thing. You've got such a
great opportunity there to, one,
not force the name on your wife and kids,
and two, hey, you could take hers.
You could escape the semen legacy as well.
Yeah.
You could switch.
Get out while you still can.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you know what?
Like semen flaying a sinking ship.
If it was me and I got together with someone
and they had, you know, not the best last name,
I'd tell them up front, I'd be like,
well, we're not taking your name, we're using mine,
and see how they react.
Because, like, if they're, like, a smart person,
they will just go, yeah, well, obviously.
If they have been hugely bullied for their last name throughout their life,
there might be some insecurities there that you need
to navigate carefully.
You know, you can't just come in and go, if you're getting married,
go, oh, your name sucks.
Yeah, but I feel like.
I know, I've had it my whole life.
I know.
If you're a normal person, you know when you've got one of those names.
You know.
And you don't want to put that onto other people.
Like, this is your chance to get out.
Break the chain.
I thought we could ask people
this afternoon on 0800
dial ZM. Did you
not or do you not
want to take the name of your partner?
Yeah. And what's the reason
why? Because it's bad.
Because it's a bit like an average
name for some reason.
It might not even be rude
or gross or weird sounding. It might not even be rude or gross or weird
sounding. It might just not work
well with your name.
Or it could be boring.
Yeah, it could be boring.
I quite like my last name.
I quite like my last name
because it's very unique.
I think there's like
I don't think there's anyone else in the world that
has our last name so I really like that.
And then say I got together with someone with the last name,
you know, that's quite generic.
I'd be like, well, let's take it.
Say it, say it, say it.
Roberts.
No, that's not.
I thought you were going to come for Vaughan with the Smith last name.
I know that's what you were thinking.
I was like, no, I'm going to turn on him.
Roberts, me and Julia are quite heavy with our last name.
Thank you very much.
I can't wait for these.
Some of the text coming through on this.
I don't know if I could, well, I guess you can read them out
because they are last names, right?
Yeah, I can't see them, so you can be the filter.
We've asked you why did you not want to take their last name,
and this is what's come in.
Yes.
These are the ones that are coming through on the text machine.
Someone said, my ex of two years has the last name Neil,
and we both want to keep our last name and take the others.
Unfortunately, my name is Moore, so my name would be Neil Moore.
Neil Moore. Neil Moore.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everything's going to be bad with Moore, I reckon.
Yeah.
Stevie's here.
Hi, Stevie.
Stevie Ray.
Hi.
Hi.
Why did you not want to take your partner's last name?
It's not so much that he had a bad last name.
At first, I was quite embarrassed of my maiden name.
But now it's a bit too late because I have his last name.
So my last name is Love.
Love.
Love.
My maiden name is Love.
And I really thought it would be cool to have that for our kids
because my son wants to be a doctor.
Yeah, Dr. Love.
Oh!
Yeah, that's quite fun, Nikki.
What was your maiden name?
So, yeah, no, my maiden name is Love.
Oh, and what's his?
And his name is actually Ofanoa.
In Tongan, it means zero love.
Oh, no way.
Really?
What are the chances that you two end up together? Wow.
So what did you go with? Did you stick with your name or did you go with
his name? We went with his
name because I actually used to get
teased having love. I used to
call out the role and go
Stevie Ray Love and then they call
the next name and they're like, oh,
Stevie Ray Love.
That's so mean.
That is so good though. Okay. Thank you, Stevie Ray. We appreciate the call. We're going to talk to Lucy. That's so mean. That is so good, though.
Okay, thank you, Stevie Ray.
We appreciate the call.
We're going to talk to Lucy.
Kia ora, Lucy.
Hi, Lucy.
Kia ora.
Tell us, Lucy, what was the last name?
Who was it?
So my partner, my current partner, his last name is Fredrickson.
Okay. Okay.
Lucy Fredrickson, yeah.
Lucy, yeah, it just doesn't ring, does it? Doesn't go very well.
My last name, my maiden name
is Fox. Lucy Fox. Oh, that's
way cooler. That is such a
cool name. It's such a cool name combo
as well. Does his first name go with
Fox?
Callum Fox. Yeah, yeah, kinda.
Kinda. I think everything
goes with Fox. I think everything goes with
Fox. You just everything goes with Fox.
You just need to sit him down and say,
look Callum, let's be real,
my last name, way cooler than yours,
easier to write on forms.
Also, if he takes your name,
he doesn't even have to change his initials. No, exactly, it's the same one.
Yeah.
Oh, Lucy.
Cal Fox.
If he has a problem, let us know.
We'll call him up.
We'll sort him out.
Thank you.
Cal Fox sounds like an actor or like a motorbike racer or something like that.
Cal Fox.
Yeah.
That's your famous sounding name.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
You'd be Mrs. Fox.
You've got to be Mrs. Fox.
Mrs. Fox just fits perfectly.
Love it.
Great.
What's the time, Mrs. Fox?
Oh, it's great.
So good. It's very, very good.. Love it. Great. What's the time, Mrs. Fox? Oh, it's great. So good.
It's very, very good.
I love it.
Hey, someone texted her and they said,
I have a mate called Dan Hiscock
and he is with someone called Melissa Rose.
So she will be Melissa Rose Hiscock.
This is what I'm talking about.
You need some self-awareness to go
No, she can't take his last name
She can't, no, no, but he can't make her
No, like if he
This is the self-awareness I'm talking about
Just show your love for that person by saying
I will not make you a his cock
Yeah, be like, I get it
You don't have to jump on board the his cocks
I now pronounce you His and Hercock.
It's just not on, eh?
Emily's here.
Hi, Emily.
Hi, Emily.
Hi, guys.
How's it going?
We're good.
We're good.
Good, thanks.
Is it your partner's name you don't want to take on board?
Yeah, so we're in arguments at the moment because we're getting married in eight weeks.
Congratulations.
Yeah, yeah.
It's super exciting.
Oh, my God. His name's pretty boring. Oh my God, okay. His name's pretty
boring compared to my last name.
His last name's Andrews.
Oh, snooze, Emily.
Emily Andrews. Yeah, yeah.
Whereas my name's
Emily Rose Flowers.
Oh!
You can't break that up.
Also, your parents gave you that
name because it was a beautiful combination for you to carry through your life. You know, break that up. Also, your parents gave you that name because it was a beautiful combination
for you to carry through your life, you know, Emily Rose Flowers.
To be fair, my mum said that she forgot the last name
when she was calling me Emily Rose.
She said, oh, she thinks it's like Emily Rose Flowers.
I should have named her Lily Rose Flowers and I'd be a whole bouquet.
Oh, you would have.
That would have been awesome.
But you have the opportunity to do that to your daughter one day
if you keep her.
That's true.
Not if you go to Andrews.
You were thinking about hyphenating it,
but it's just too mouthy, you know,
like Andrews Flowers or Flowers Andrews.
Emily Rose Flowers Andrews.
Nah.
Nah, I think you've got to go with Flowers.
Where's the argument at at the moment, Emily?
There's eight weeks to go until the wedding. Who's winning? I think he is got to go with Flowers where's the argument at at the moment Emily there's 8 weeks to go till the wedding
who's winning? I think he is
because he's so traditional and he doesn't
want to be disowned by his family if he changes his
name. He doesn't have to by the way
you can just both keep your own names. Yeah true
yeah we could we could yeah absolutely
we're living in 2023
yeah
2023
alright thank you Emily Rose Flowers it was great. All right. Thank you, Emily Rose Flowers.
It was great to talk to you.
Thank you.
See you guys.
Don't you dare give up that beautiful name, okay?
I know, I know.
Don't you dare.
Okay, great.
Don't.
Yeah.
Such a good one.
A lot of texts coming through on this where people are just like,
I want to get married just so I can change my last name.
Yeah, but that's your opportunity, isn't it?
It is.
Bree and Clint.
Bree, there's a few problems in life that I'd like to have.
Okay.
I'm talking like too much money, too good at rugby,
too many muscles, that sort of thing.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, totally.
I relate.
There's a man with one of those problems happening right now on the North Shore of thing. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, totally. I relate. There's a man with one of those problems
happening right now
on the North Shore of Auckland.
His name is Jake Scott.
He's 27
and he is receiving too much free Uber Eats.
And he joins us on the show now.
Kia ora, Jake.
Jake what?
What is happening, Jake?
What is going on?
I wish I could tell you guys, but I'm asking the same questions.
I read an article today that said up to 10 times a day Uber Eats will arrive at your place that you didn't order and that you don't have to pay for.
Where do you live?
I live in Torbay.
Okay, I'm coming over, Jake.
I'm coming over. More than welcome. I've got enough treats. Okay, I'm coming over, Jake. I'm coming over.
More than welcome. I've got enough treats for the last couple of months.
Talk us through some of the food that's arrived at your house that you didn't order from Uber Eats.
It started on Sunday morning, about midnight, when I received a pie and a V.
Perfect.
I mean, great.
Yeah, I thought it was a mistake.
I'm actually banned from Uber, so we'll just get the story going
there. I don't have Uber Eats. I don't have Uber
because I'm not allowed them.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why not? We can't just leave that there. Why
are you banned from Uber?
When Uber Eats
first came out,
this is going to sound real bad, but
I found a loophole
where me and my friends would order
food and then say it never got
delivered and then we would get
refunded the money
I've heard of this scam before
Yeah it's called fraud Jake
So they found you
out and banned you from
the app which it sounds like you're
remorseful for and yet you are the person that the universe has
selected to receive unlimited free Uber Eats. How does that work?
I don't know, but every time I get something,
I post on social media and something else comes.
Jake, I need to ask, I need to ask, Jake, have you
interrogated your friend group?
Is this some kind of, you know, delightful prank
that one of your friends is playing on you?
Well, in my friend group, I'm the prankster.
I'm the person that will just do anything to anyone
who I care.
Yeah, Jake's the one who defrauds the apps,
not those friends.
God.
But yeah, I've received
everything, all the way down to toiletries.
Really? They're now Uber Eats
and groceries to your house?
Yep, so yesterday
I was at home,
I received a big breakfast
in the morning and a tri-oat latte.
Epic.
A brine, eh? Yeah, and then
20 minutes later I received
A cucumber
Toothpaste
And a toothbrush
What the hell?
What is going on?
When did your last delivery arrive and what was it?
It arrived
Before I left the house
I've gone to the mall to get away from everything
But it was
A hot chocolate, a lemonade,
and a Danish croissant, I think it's called.
A nice little afternoon snack.
Hey, Jake, I need to know,
because obviously you've had a heap of deliveries over the past week.
Is there anything that you want to request if they may be listening?
Oh, good question, Brie.
I have been putting requests on social medias,
and some of it has been, I asked for lunch,
and I got a big Domino's New Yorker XL picture.
So someone knows.
Whoever is doing this, someone knows,
and they know where you live,
and they know what you want, essentially.
But that doesn't explain why they sent you tampons.
That's not the worst of it.
What's the worst
of it? Well,
I received a tub of Vaseline
after the cucumber.
I mean, it's practical.
After the cucumber.
Followed by...
I work at a help pizza, which my mate
owns, and that's when stuff
got sent there. Okay. But then after that, I went to town because I work in the night Pizza, which my mate owns. Yeah. And that's when stuff got sent there.
Okay.
But then after that, I went to town because I work in the nightclubs.
I do security for the nightclubs.
Yeah.
And a pack of Jurek's condoms showed up.
You really want the Vaseline and the condoms to show up before the cucumber, don't you?
Yeah.
The story is kind of just taking a turn for the worse.
Yeah.
But I'm trying to turn it back and, like, be funny about it
and not be, like, weirded out.
So long as you don't get charged for any of this stuff,
who really cares, right?
I mean, I guess it's waking you up in the middle of the night,
but no harm, no foul, really.
Right, Jake?
Yeah, well, I mean, I'm not sleeping, that's the thing,
because it's about every five minutes
that Uber guy comes in.
Yeah, that's excessive.
Yeah.
We need to get bloody Sensing Murder onto this.
We need to get Deb Weber to come in.
David Lomas Investigates needs to get onto this.
We're talking to Jake Scott.
He's the man from Torbay in Auckland
who is receiving unlimited free Uber Eats that he hasn't ordered. And we just can't get to the bottom of it.
Do you have any suggestions on what it might be, Bree?
Look, I think it could be linked, Jake, and there might be some sort of correlation with
that person in Waiheke Island who's been receiving the sausages in the mailbox.
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, eh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it could be worse.
You could be getting the old dirty sausages in the mailbox,
but you're getting Uber Eats for free.
So, you know.
We can't get to the bottom of it, but it's bloody funny.
Good luck.
I hope you get something nice delivered to your house for dinner, Jake.
KFC.
Honestly, if KFC shows up, I'll be making a live
and I'll be eating it in front of everyone.
I love it.
That's Jake Scott, the luckiest man in New Zealand.
Brie and Clint.
I saw an article today, Brie, a real article in New Zealand
suggesting that tall people should have to stand at the back
when it comes to concerts.
How weird is this?
Because we have been having this conversation
because it started when
we were talking about going to Harry Styles
and I told the story about how
I went to a Justin Bieber concert
and nearly got into a fisty
cuff with all these young teenage
girls because they was like, sit
down you tall behemoth!
Sit down! And they started chanting
and they were all like, sit down
tall girl! I had an experience similar at Electric Avenue with web girl Megan here at ZM.
We made a TikTok about it, actually, because she's what, five foot?
She'd be five three.
Five three?
And I'm six two.
And we were hanging out together for the day.
And the difference between our heights was striking.
I would say things like, oh, how cool is that that that act is doing on the stage?
She can't see shiz.
All I've seen is butts and backs for the whole day.
So this idea of tall people moving to the back of the concert
to allow shorter people to be able to see,
because you tall people will still be able to see from the back of the concert,
is an interesting one.
As a taller person yourself, how do you feel about it, Brie?
Well, I think I'd be in the middle.
You would be? Yeah, you would be. I'd be behind you.
Yeah, I'd be somewhere in the middle. I feel like it'd be very hard to police. Yeah, true, yep. You know what I mean?
How would you police that? Because then some people would
go with the rules and other people wouldn't and then it'd cause fights and be like,
you're not meant to be up in this section.
Can I also add, as a taller person,
it's pretty awkward being in a crowd at a concert.
Yeah, it's not fun.
Because you know no matter where you stand
that you're cutting someone's view off, you know?
Yeah.
And the only thing's worse is when you go to a gig
with your tall friends because then you're creating, like,
the Great Wall of China of tall people at the concert
and because if it's just one of you they can kind of look around you take one step to the side and
see around you if it's a wall of you hanging out together people are screwed for like four rows
behind you i feel like the rule of thumb is that if you're a tall person and you want to be close
to the front then you go early and you're there from the start, you know?
And you lean on the barricade.
Yeah, so like it's a lot more jolting when you're standing in a concert crowd
and then all these tall people come and stand directly.
They step in front of you.
Yeah, you're so right.
Yeah, you know, whereas if you walk up behind someone,
you're like, oh, well, they were here first.
It's all good.
We've been polling people on our Bree and Clint Instagram page today
about whether tall people should have to stand at the back at concerts.
Ella is a shorter person.
Before you give us the results, how do you feel?
Should we be sent to the back and you get to go to the front?
I mean, it would be nice to see.
Yeah.
You know, so I'd give it a really...
I offer the occasional shoulder ride, though, at a gig.
Okay, I'll note that down.
We're just saying, there's vantage points.
Okay, no one wants the shoulder rides.
What are the results of the poll?
Wow.
68% quite a big amount of the votes went for yes.
Tall people should go at the back.
No.
What? Why? That's what... Well, I don't want to go to the back. I was hoping that... Oh, you should go at the back. No. What?
What?
That's what...
Well, I don't want to go to the back.
I was hoping that...
Oh, you were hoping for the other.
I was hoping it'd come through and go,
nah, you guys are fine.
It's totally fine.
I'm happy with that.
Let's just make...
Yeah, we should make tall people pay more.
The taller you are, the more you pay.
The more you see, so the more you pay.
So it detours people from buying the tickets.
All right.
Well, luckily, the results of that poll are not legally binding.
So suck it, short people.
That's the end of the show, everybody.
Thank you for joining us.
Done and dusted.
What are you having for tea?
Oh, it's such a good question.
I don't know.
I've got no idea.
I'll find out when I get home.
Oh, you don't ever want to know and then you get excited about it. I want to know real bad. Yeah, I always want't know. I've got no idea. I find out when I get home. Oh, you don't ever want to know and then you get excited about it.
I want to know real bad.
Yeah, I always want to know.
But as the person who doesn't do the cooking,
I feel bad sending a message going, what's for tea?
You know?
Like I feel that feels rude to me to ask.
Yeah, I see what you're saying.
But you could always be like excited.
Like what are we having for tea? Is there anything I can
bring to accompany the
dinner? If I text my wife,
what's for tea? I reckon she'd reply
none of your business.
Can we test it tomorrow?
Yeah, we can. Can we test it and you just have
the only words you're allowed
to text is, hey, what's
for tea? What's for tea? And push your mark
and see what she replies.
She'll go, nothing if you don't play
your cards right. A knuckle sandwich.
Have a great
night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow for Friday
and Friday-okey on the Brian Clint show.
See ya. Bye, guys.
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