ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 9th May 2022

Episode Date: May 9, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Oh my God, welcome to the Brie and Clint Podcast. Set the scene, Brie. Let's set the scene. Producer Anastasia's not here. She's gone down with COVID. Clint still hasn't got COVID. He's the only one in the studio.

Sous Chef Sam still filling in. He's there. We've got Soundkeeper Ella. He's there. I'm hanging in there. We've got Soundkeeper Ella. She's helped out today as well. Hello, Ella. Hello. Sous Chef Sam has effectively been promoted to Senior Producer this afternoon.

The news of my promotion was absolutely incredible. I got word from kind of second-in-command Big Boss Gary, and I told him straight away. Congratulations. I told him straight away this was going on my CV. So it should. So it should. I mean, what a time in your life.

I mean, it was fast, but you're here and that's awesome. And then, I mean, I woke up this morning, Clint, to the news that I'm still broadcasting from home, obviously. I'm nearly out of isolation, but still broadcasting from home. But apparently there was work being done on the power lines around my area today. So there would be a power cut from 10am until 3.30 today. So I was like, well, that's not going to work because I have

to do a broadcast from home. So I charged all of my things. Three o'clock hit. I was tethering the internet from my phone to my laptop. The battery started going down at a rapid rate. By about four o'clock, I was on 8% laptop life, 8% phone life. So then I had to find my old laptop from 2008,

pull that thing out, plugged it in, fired it fired it up was still working then i tethered my internet from my partner's phone while charging my phone in the car that was running in the driveway outside and then it was a shit show you know what's a fun thing to do on an old device like a computer from 2008 that you haven't opened up a while. Look up your Google history. Well, that or just open your photos and look at the most recent photo and see what you were doing at that time. And just, cause it's an amazing, it's an amazing, like,

if you haven't used that laptop for five years, you'll be surprised at how much of your life has changed, how much of your look has changed, how much of your own house has changed, like your furniture and stuff. And you'll go, whoa, buzzy. I don't even remember my life being like that. But who keeps their laptop from 2008?

Brie, luckily. Yeah, luckily. Okay, in this one case, I will let you get away with it. But whether it's an old laptop, an old phone, who the heck keeps it from 2008? Well, no, no, no, that's a great point. Okay, well, I think I've exaggerated. Should we check?

Yeah, have a look where it's from. Okay, I'm going to check exactly when this laptop is from. Okay, any guesses? 2011. 11, yeah, I was going to say 11. 2013. It's mid-2014. I thought it was way older.

What a flash guy getting a new laptop every two years. I know, right? I'm rich. Back to Sam for a second. What do you do with an old laptop well i feel like there's and i asked this because i still have my laptop from when i was 18 oh wow okay that's history i reckon keep it no but i'm scared to bin it because it's got my info on it oh yeah what's on there first thing once you've got all of your stuff on it and you've triple-checked that you don't have anything left on there that you might want,

then factory reset that thing. Yeah. Like, just wipe it. And then, you know how with old phones, some phone shops will have a recycling bin? Yeah. Yeah, surely there's a similar thing for a laptop. You reckon someone's looking for an Acer laptop from Dick Smith circa 2004? Oh, heck yeah.

Right, okay. I'm keen. Well, if anyone's in the market for one, I reckon it's got some good years, heck yeah. Right, okay. I'm keen. Well, if anyone's in the market for one, I reckon it's got some good years left in it. I reckon I could sell this thing. Oh, my God. I've just found some photos. It's got 256 kilobytes of RAM.

It's good to go. Sturdy. Oh, my God. You should see some of the photos that are on this laptop. It's shocking, eh? You go, who is this person? I don't even have any eyebrows. Paint a picture.

Paint a picture. Paint a picture. What are you doing? Okay. I'm in, I'm very tan. This must have been when I lived in Brisbane still, and I've got super thin eyebrows, and I look, I definitely look younger, so that's sad for me. Thinner or fatter?

Well, that's what I look for in my photos. Oh, okay. I'm going to say probably, I'd say thinner, but not by a lot. Not by a lot. Yeah. I like seeing them and I'm like, oh, who's that fatty? And it's me. It's obviously me.

But I'm now a better version of me. Oh, that's good. See, I think I've stayed the same for the last 10 years of my life. Like I just don't fluctuate. I just stay the exact same. You're timeless. You're a Like I just don't fluctuate. I just stay the exact same. You're timeless. You're a classer.

You don't date. Okay. Well, this has been hard enough. I reckon we get the hell out of here. We leave you to the show. Show's good enough. We made it work. It's a good podcast this afternoon.

Yeah. And big thanks to Sam and Ella. You guys did amazing and really appreciate you helping out because it's not easy and it's super stressful when you're thrown into this position, but you guys did awesome. There's been some panicked moments and lots of getting distracted by a very cute dog that is... Oh yes! The cute dog! So cute, I want to

squeeze it and kiss it and put it in my mouth. Just before we go, by the way, whose turn is it to get COVID tomorrow? Please not me. Yours! Sugar nut, sugar nut, sugar nut! Hey Clint, you feel that? Wait, whose turn is it to get COVID tomorrow? Please not me. Yours. Sugar nut, sugar nut, sugar nut. Yours, I think. Sorry, Bella. Hey, Clint, you feel that?

It's coming for your end of the producer's desk. COVID shark. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. What time is it? Three, two, one. It is Bree and Clint. Hello, everybody.

Welcome to the Bree and Clint Show, where we are holding on by a thread at the moment. A literal thread. I don't even know how we're here. Producer Anastasia has gone down with COVID. She's got socks. I'm the only member of the team who's not currently isolating due to testing positive for COVID-19.

And I always thought I'd like to have the place to myself. Turns out I don't. It's way too stressful. There's way too much to do. I don't like this. To add to the pressure, at my house where I'm currently broadcasting, Clint, we are having power outages. I currently have 50% battery life left on my laptop.

I'm tethering the internet from my phone because I don't have Wi-Fi. I don't have power. So this show could go down at any point. Any point. I'll be looking for sub and co-hosts. Half of ZM has gone down with COVID-19. It's really knocked us for six at the moment around here. Yeah.

But I am on a quest to be last man standing. So the more of you guys that fall, the closer I come to my goal, you know? I mean, you know, you're one step closer, but Anastasia is okay. Yes. She, bless her heart, she is doing fine. So don't worry about her and she's isolating.

So we're all okay. She has promised after this too, to stop licking hand rails in the viaduct. She said she's going to quit. We told her. She's going to quit. We told her. She's going to quit. She's going to work on quitting. It's a long process.

It's a 12-step journey. But we're there with her. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. Alrighty. Another week, another game of Tradie versus Lady. What's the score, Clint?

I don't believe I updated it on Friday. So you got any idea who won on Friday? Oh, God. I'm not there and this game goes to the dogs. Look, it's roughly 40 games to the tradies and roughly 25 games to the ladies, okay? That does need a little bit of updating, but it won't be far off that.

It's a roundabout. It's a roundabout that. Yeah. The ladies have not caught up yet. Let's a roundabout. It's a roundabout that. Yeah. The ladies have not caught up yet. Let's meet our lady first. She is, oh, I've got some details about her. She skydived for the first time last year on her birthday. Welcome to the show, Chantelle. G'day, Chantelle. Was it terrifying? Absolutely, but it was so much fun. Yeah.

Are you interested in skydiving again? I find skydiving is one of those things you do it, if you survive it, that you should just stop there. You know, you've had your fill. Don't tempt fate. No, I definitely want to do it again. I want to go higher next time. Yeah, right.

Okay. Well, you can have my turn for me. Let's meet your opposition today. They are fizzed about Lego Masters this afternoon because they're a Lego collecting tradie. Welcome to the show, Cameron. Yeah, how's it going? Hey, Cameron. G'day, Cam.

What's the biggest piece of Lego you've got? I've got the three $1,500 Lego Star Wars sets. Yes. Have you got the big Millennium Falcon thingy? I've got the Millennium Falcon, the Star Destroyer, and the new AT-AT. Jeez, look at you.

Where do you put these, Cam? Like, where do you put them? Well, at the moment, half of the stuff is in my wardrobe. Yeah. Oh, get it out. Get it on display. Oh, I don't have enough room.

You should mount it above the bed. Ladies love it. Oh, I'm sure the girlfriend would. Yeah, right. Cam, your buzzer is tradie. Chantel, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. The Prime Minister is currently in ISO due to being a household contact of her COVID-positive baby daddy. What's his name? Trady. Chantel. Chantel? Was that Chantel or was that Cameron? No, it was Cameron. Yeah, Cam, what's his name?

Clark Gaifers. That's correct. That is spot on, Cam. Nice work, my friend. One to the tradies. Question number two. Can you name Batman's sidekick? Trady? Cameron. Oh, ladies.

Cameron. Yes, Cam. Robin's correct. Of course it is Robin. Two to the tradies. You need this one, Chantel, to stop Cam, okay? Question number three. Who is older, Katy Perry or Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycats?

Trady. I'm going to go Chantel on that one. Chantel. is older, Katy Perry or Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Girls? I'm going to go Chantel on that one. Chantel? Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Girls. Correct. That is spot on. She is 43 and Katy Perry is 37. Nice work, Chantel. Question number four. What are golf balls

mainly made out of? 30. Cameron for the win. Rubber. Rubber is correct. Well done. You've won the game. What are golf balls mainly made out of? Trady. Cameron for the win. Rubber. Rubber is correct. Well done. You've won the game. You are the smartest tradie in the country.

I don't know how much Lego 50 bucks will buy you, but you can find out, Cam. Yeah, it'll go towards some, so. Nice. Yeah, nice work. Brie and Clint. I'm the only one here. Brie's broadcasting from home via a phone that has 15% battery left because the power's off at her house.

What's going to happen? Nobody knows. Are you there, Brie? Are you there? Are you there? Oh, no. Can you there, Brie? Are you there? Are you there? Oh, no. Can you hear me? It's scheduled work on the power.

No, stop. Don't do that. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? No, she can't. No, stop it. You're doing that. No, I've got you back now.

I did lose you. Okay. You can't hear me? Okay. I can hear you. Oh, my God. This is ridiculous. I'm literally, so I'm tethering from my

phone to my laptop because obviously there's no Wi-Fi when there's no power. The power's gone out at 10am. I charged everything but when you're tethering a full broadcast radio show from your phone to your laptop, the power goes quite quick. We'd get Ross Boss to send

an emergency power supply around your house but he's goes quite quick. We'd get Ross Boss to send an emergency power supply around your house, but he's isolating as well, so. Yeah, so, you know, follow along as anything could happen on this afternoon's show. Okay, all right. Talk to me about this time perception thing. Oh, this is so interesting. So I saw this on TikTok where a girl was saying

that pretty much you can really learn a lot about a person from this one question. Got it. Right? And it's all about, it all depends on how you view time. Okay? So that might sound really weird. Let's play the TikTok and hear the question and then we can talk about how, what our answer would be. Got it.

Okay. You don't truly know someone until you've asked them this question you could have known them for 10 15 years you feel like you know them inside out but the answer to this question will change everything you think you knew about them here's the question if i say we have a meeting at midday and then i say can we move it forward two hours? What time is that? Okay, cool. I know what time it is. Do you know what time it is? Okay, so what time? I know what time I think it is.

Together. So she, which time is it? Three, two, one. 10am. 10am. Yeah, right. Good. Okay, thank God. Yeah. Okay, you and I view time in the same way. Yeah. But the other answer is 2 p.m., right? Yeah. That's pushing it back two hours.

That's what I think. Yeah. Let's push it back. So this is the difference. It all depends on how you view time. So if you see yourself as moving through time, then your answer will be 2 p.m. Right.

So you're moving towards 2pm. So that's why if you see yourself moving through time, your answer will be 2pm. So how do us 10am see ourselves? Yeah, so if you're like you and I, then you see yourself as time moving through you. Right, buzzy. Yeah, so then you'll say 10 a.m.

I don't think that's the case, but I don't know anybody who would say 2 p.m. I'd love people to text us on the text machine that question, and we can play the question one more time. Text us, what time would the meeting be for you if somebody asked you this question? You want to know my number one piece of dating advice? No, that's not it.

You don't truly know someone until you've asked them this question. You could have known them for 10, 15 years. You feel like you know them inside out. But the answer to this question will change everything you think you knew about them. Here's the question. If I say we have a meeting at midday and then I say, can we move it forward two hours? What time is that? Brie, we are not normal. I thought we and clint brie we are not normal i thought we were in

the majority we are not normal people no we're not in the majority uh turns out a lot of people say uh the answer to that question is two p here's the question if you missed it if i say we have a meeting at midday and then i say can we move move it forward two hours, what time is that? You and I both said 10am. Straight away, 10am. The number of 2pm's we've had on the text machine, I reckon 2pm is the most common answer on the text machine. Yeah, we're the weird ones, Clint, I think.

Someone said, I think 2pm. But equally, if you asked to push it back two hours, I would also think the meeting was at 2pm, but equally if you asked to push it back two hours, I would also think the meeting was at 2pm So you're never going to be on time for a meeting Yeah, that is fascinating How does anybody get anything done? I guess you have to be very exact

and that's a good lesson for everybody Anyway, let's move on, I want to talk about drinking your own weeds Do you do it? We've moved past this time in Radio Clinch drinking your own wheeze. No. Do you do it? We've moved past this time in Radio Clinch. We're not talking about drinking our own urine. No, we're talking about drinking our own urine.

A man has made the news today. The real news, he's on the News Hub website. His name is Harry Matadine. He's a 34-year-old from the English county of Hampshire. And he has begun consuming his own urine in 2016. Yeah. He said in a desperate bid to heal his battle with mental illness. He said drinking urine was the solution.

According to Harry, it was beyond his wildest imagination how powerful it was when he drank his own wee-wees. No, Harry. What are you up to? See, this is why Bear Grylls needs to be banned. He said, From the moment I drank the urine, I woke up my brain and it removed my depression. The wheeze woke up his brain and removed the depression.

I'm not looking to make light of mental health at all whatsoever, but that to me sounds like a shocking home remedy to any kind of cure apart from a jellyfish when you pee on your foot keep the keep the wheeze away from me you know you know what I think that's even been proven that's a bit of a wives tale is it I think so some of the aunties where I'm from in Rotorua used to say if you had a stye on your eye or a bit of a bung eye, a bit of an eye infection Wee on it. Put some wees in your eye. No. Well because

urine is sterile, isn't it? So it's like, I guess you could just do a salt water flush these days but they're saying yeah, put your wee-wees in there. He said to experience peace and calm, he drinks his urine daily. And it's never as bad as you imagine.

He said also, just one last detail on urine, I know you're probably squirming. He said aged urine is better but it's also smellier so it does take some getting used to. Bree, you and I have agreed this afternoon that if we're

going to talk about these things, we've got to follow through and we're going to do them. So we're going to drink our wheeze together this afternoon, aren't we? No, that's not happening. We've been away and we've each procured a glass of our own wheeze. God, your wheeze, you are very dehydrated if that is your wheeze. Yeah. You're super dehydrated. We're going to drink this together.

You've got yours. I can't see you because you're not in the studio. I assume you've got yours. Have you got it there? Yeah, we've got our wheeze. Yeah. And together. Yeah. Three, two, one. We're going to're not in the studio. I assume you've got yours. Have you got it there? Yeah, we've got our wheeze. Yeah. And together. Yeah.

Three, two, one. We're going to feel so good after this. Okay, bon appetit. Three, two, one. Down the hatch. Okay. Mine tastes like a pickle juice. Mine tastes like it's just a teabag in some warm water.

Wait, is yours not real wheeze? No! I'm not an idiot. Yeah, neither. Time for the latest. Dean's here with pretty exciting news about who is going to play the next Doctor Who. Hi, Dean.

Oh, hi, guys. Hi, Dean. Very exciting. Sex education star Nikita Gatwa. Do I say. Oh, hi, guys. Very exciting. Sex Education star Nikita Gatwa. Do I say it correctly? I believe you. He's been cast as the new Doctor Who for BBC. This is a really massive thing.

It just came out today, actually. This is an iconic role. Very, very, very popular series. And everyone's been wondering who will take over the mantle from Jodie Whittaker. And that's who it is. It's going to be a a sex education star so what do you guys think about this good casting yeah it's awesome if you don't know who he is he played eric on sex education and if that still doesn't ring a bell he's otis's best friend the one who said you're dutty pig he's fantastic

he's so funny so charismatic and such a, forward-thinking casting for that role. And it'll change and revolutionize and move it forward into a different kind of area, which will be really cool. It was only two Doctor Whos ago that people said, no, well, it can't be anybody except a straight white man. And they've gone and cast two Doctor Whos since then that have broken the mold. It's cool.

I think it's very cool and progressive and might even bring a whole new audience to that TV show as well. So there you go. That's the latest with Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent, live out of Los Angeles. Look, I've got some good dating advice for you. According to this New York data, who posted this to TikTok, where he believes that this is the question and the only question you need to ask a potential partner and you will find out everything you need to know with this one

question Clint. Okay perfect We got some audio of the guy here and the question you need to ask You want to know my number one piece of dating advice? Ask if they have allergies. You're like okay yes that makes sense. I don't want to send my future potential partner into anaphylactic shock. That's not why. I mean, yes, but you're looking for one of two answers. The first is yes, I have

allergies. Great. Second is, and this is very important. No, I don't have any allergies that I know of. That second part, vital, because here's the thing. I have never met somebody that I could trust who flat out says, I don't have any allergies. That's good stuff. Isn't that true though? Have you ever met someone that just flat out says, I don't have any allergies? I think I have, but I haven't tried to date them before. I genuinely

thought he was going to go down a more wholesome route. He's going to go, you guys are going to want to get pets together in the future. You need to know what your future is like. It's as important as saying, do you want to have children in the future? Because like me, who has a horrific cat allergy, if my wife had said to me, do you have any allergies? I would have either said, yes, I do, but I'm willing to fight through it and get cats anyway because that's fun.

Or I would have just straight up lied to her and gone, nah, no allergies, good to go. No, definitely not. There you go. There you go. Can't trust someone that says, nope, I will never have any allergies. Put your allergies in your Tinder bio. Just cut to the chase, right?

Yeah, I think so. I think everyone these days has allergies and like he said, there's people who know about their allergies and people who haven't figured it out yet. Bree, were you ever one of those people who got on the health buzz of drinking lemon water as the first thing when you woke up? Lemon juice with warm water in a cup to start your day? I definitely did that Beyonce cleanse where you drank lemon

water with cayenne pepper. Oh, the lemon detox diet. Oh, it was horrific. Don't recommend at all. Did Beyonce advocate for that diet, did she? Well, look, allegedly I don't want to go on record and say it was definitely her, but I feel like it was her.

You don't want to get sued by Beyonce, is that what you're saying? Yeah, I don't want the beehive to come for me. Right. You're not coming for Beyonce. You're coming for the lemon detox diet. Is that right? Yes, correct. Well, I'm not talking about the full detox.

I'm just talking about starting your day with half a squeezed lemon and like lukewarm water. I was told that that was the key to kickstart your digestion and you have that half an hour before you have any breakfast and it was really, really good before you have any breakfast and it was really really good for you well there's what a load of bs i say well funny you say that there's a story out today that says um yeah it pretty much is bs it um it's not because i also then heard that it was really bad for you and dentists were like you're stripping the enamel off your

teeth they've said neither of them are particularly true. It's not really that good for your teeth, and you should drink some water afterwards to wash it off, but it's no worse than like a fizzy drink or something. And the other health benefits are, they're all right. You get a little bit of vitamin C out of it, but that's all right. So like every other health fad that was meant to revolutionize our lives and turn us into better people, it turns out that it's just a bit, eh.

And I've done a lot of those morning ones. Have you ever done that? Did you ever get into the intermittent fasting trend for a bit? Nah, not really. You did. Yeah. You were really on that buzz. I did intermittent fasting and it did work as far as like you lose weight and stuff.

But I figured out what intermittent fasting is. It's just skipping breakfast. That's all it actually is. Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. It's just skipping breakfast and not eating until lunchtime. They just gave it a fancy name. Remember that one you really, really jumped on the bandwagon of, though? What was that?

There was that time where it was for a straight year and you gave yourself a coffee edema every morning? I did not. Straight up the date. I did not. Straight up the date. Every morning, you used to chug that coffee down like it was nothing. I did the bulletproof coffee once and nearly pooed my pants,

but I did not give myself a coffee enema for a year, thank you very much. Bulletproof coffee, coffee enema, whatever you want to call it, we know what you did. Tonight is the very first episode of Lego Masters New Zealand. It's on at 7.30 on TV2 and hosted by New Zealand's very own Lego man, Dai Henwood. It's my daughter's sixth birthday, Lego goes to bed at night and I'll be numbed. Mashing 12-year-olds in in Fortnite so I'm just a happy man Yeah Things are really coming up die today aren't they

We're really excited about this show man because we love getting a Kiwi version. The Aussie version was great. Kiwi version is going to be like five times better than the Australian one right? Oh completely I mean the thing is we every different Lego Masters around the world sort of has a vibe.

We are a similar vibe to the Aussie one, like just really positive, really fun. But our builders, I reckon, are actually a bit better than the ones I've had on the Aussie show. Right. And having watched heaps of Lego Masters from around the world, I'm confident in saying these Kiwi builders are up there, could smash it on any country's franchise. Di, there's a vicious rumour going around at the moment concerning you, and you are the host of Lego Masters. So what's the truth to the rumours that you're a Duplo man, Di?

Well, it's absolute rubbish because as a smaller man, Duplo would make me look tinier, to the perspective of you. So the smaller the brick, the bigger I am a fan. Duplo is too emasculating for you. I do enjoy a play with Duplo, of course, and actually my daughter's just moved up from Duplo to Lego, so it's been a pretty big day. Oh, proud dad moment. I love that. Don't we all enjoy a play with Duplo, Di?

Look, I heard another rumour, and is this true? Because we all know our very own ZM's Vaughn Smith, big Lego man. I heard he's actually a contestant on the show. Yeah, well, I mean, he is a big Lego man. I heard he's actually a contestant on the show. Yeah, well, I mean, he is a big Lego man, but the thing is, it really is a skill show this. So,

like, Vaughn is, I mean, he tuttos around on his farm with his Lego, and he talks a big game. But when it comes down to it, you know, you actually got to build for 16 hours. You can't just take endless Insta stories

of you and a small child on a tractor. You have to put some full noise effort in here. This might be the first case of Lego smack talking that we've ever heard. Is that true that the contestants on the show are doing 16-hour builds? Yeah, and if you get to the final, it's a 24-hour build. So all of the builds on this show range from between 12 hours and 24 hours. So it's really taxing on these contestants.

And also, you don't want to finish early. So this means that all of their builds are huge and they're really impressive. And they go from every area from builds we might smash to builds that their brief would be to put in a museum. So every episode has a really different flavor to it. And we've also done some unique challenges that are only seen on the Kiwi show.

And we've been told that they might be picked up by some of the overseas franchises. Wow. So there's world first as well. Well, I'm super excited. I'm hearing they go for a really long time and they're massive, huge builds. So it sounds like a bit of me dying. I'm hearing they go for a really long time and they're massive, huge builds. So it sounds like a bit

of me, Di. I'm keen. Exactly. They're the opposite of Vaughan Smith. There he is. The host of LEGO Masters New Zealand. It starts tonight. It's on air twice a week, Mondays and Tuesdays at 7.30 on TVNZ2.

Di Hemwood, thanks so much, man. See you, Dai. Hey, pleasure talking to you. Have a beautiful afternoon. Guess That Voice. Guess That Voice. The game where we guess celebrity voices as quickly as we can. You pick a team, and if it's right,

you can win yourself some KFC chicken dollars. Amy, hi. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy from Christchurch. Hi. Who do you think is going to take it out this afternoon? Me, here in the ZM studio, or Bree at home in her COVID isolation hell?

Oh, come on. Okay, I'm going to go with this one. You're going to go with me. Good decision, Amy. Great decision. I'm tethering from my one. You're going to go with me. Good decision, Amy. Great decision. I'm tethering from my phone as there's been a power cut, so I'm hanging by a thread. Hayden, you may be at a slight disadvantage, but you get Bree playing for you this afternoon,

and guess that voice, okay? You know what? That's all good because, you know, radio is all audio-based, so I reckon Bree's got this down. Okay. Yes, Hayden. We're the underdogs but we're going to come through.

Speaking of COVID, our producer Anastasia has also got it so welcome to the show guest quiz master Soundkeeper Ella this afternoon. Oh no, we're going to have to move

Soundkeeper Ella. Ella, can you run around to... Oh no, that one's working. That one is working. The mic's working. Okay, stay where you are. Okay. Yay, good to have you on board

Soundkeeper Ella. We're all good. Thanks guys. We ready to play? We're ready to play. Let's do it. All right. First name.

First celebrity. First name celebrity. We're going with Disney stars, by the way. Okay, cool. Yeah. Okay. Here it comes, Brie. Good luck.

You know, have you ever done that where you go to take a photo? Miley Cyrus. Correct. That was quick. Name two. I was quick. Name two. I was thinking cartoons. I was like waiting for Jasmine or Ariel or something like that. I mean, you never know.

Okay. Miley Cyrus, one to Bree. Here we go. Here comes the second. That's just a check. Yeah. Am I allowed to say it if I know it? No.

Okay. Yeah, cool. Yes. No. I think Hayden should be. No. Yes. No. No. I know it? No. Okay, yeah, cool. Yes, no, I think Hayden should be. No. Yes. No, no.

I need help. No. No. Is that you, Amy? Here comes our second celebrity. Growing up in the spotlight. Selena Gomez. Son of a.

Yeah, that's right. Oh, Hayden, we on. Let's not celebrate too early. Okay, you need one more. Okay Hayden, we're on air. Let's not celebrate too early. Okay, you need one more. Okay, new rule. Hayden's not allowed to buzz in, but Amy is. No, no way. We need help.

Yeah, it's... Well, Brie just needs one more point. Okay, come on. You can nick. Name three. Actually, it was the night before the movie premiered at Sundance. I was beat. It was like 2 a.m.

Zach Efron! Yep. Ugh! A pantsing. Brie took it out. A remote dial-in COVID pandemic isolation pantsing. I felt the support from Hayden, and I thought we could bring this home, baby. Hayden, you got the 50 KFC chicken dollars, mate.

Thank you. Well done. Amy, sorry, mate. That was an absolute shocker from me this afternoon. You weren't from the illusion. Did you know any of them? Like, did you get any of them before me? Miley Cyrus, absolutely.

I couldn't have got the other two, no way. Yeah, right, okay. Hayden, you're all three, I could tell. Maybe I do have COVID. Maybe I'm a bit foggy. Maybe that's the issue. I need to go and take a rat test. I'll be back in a second.

Brie and Clint. Clint, you might recall a couple from Love Island. Tommy Fury, the boxer, and Molly May. She was an influencer. I really liked them. I haven't watched a lot of Love Island, Tommy Fury, the boxer, and Molly May. She was an influencer. I really liked them. I haven't watched a lot of Love Island, but I watched that UK season that they were on. I thought Molly May and Tommy Fury were a great couple.

Well, turns out they're still together, so they were the real deal, Clint. Who would have guessed? He is quite an interesting guy too. He's a boxer. He's Tyson Fury's nephew, right? And he's looking to go all the way just like his uncle did.

Yeah, hopefully Molly and him will do that soon. But, I'm just kidding. He was actually one of the guys set to fight one of the... Logan Paul? Paul. Not Logan, the other one. Jake Paul.

Jake Paul. I can't tell them apart. Which one's fighting Sonny Bill Williams? I think that's Logan. I don't know. It doesn't really matter. No. Anyway, that's who we're talking about. Right, right, right.

They've come out. And she runs a bit of a social media, I think YouTube channel, where she, you know, documents their life. She's massive on the gram, eh? She's one of the world's bigger influencers at the moment, Molly May. Yeah, I think she started like a clothing company and then she sells clothes and that kind of gear. But she's done a clip or a questionnaire rather with her boyfriend,

Tommy Fury, and they answered a bunch of questions. But the one that caught my attention was this question here where she said to him, what is my weirdest bathroom habit? And he answered with this. Every time Molly goes to the toilet, apart from doing the number two, she don't flush. If she does a wee, she won't flush. And it's kind of annoying.

That is rubbish. No, that's right. That's why you're laughing. Every time she goes and there's a wee, she does not flush. Sorry, that's a lie. No, in my mother's life now, it's not a lie. She asked for that. She had that coming.

You give him that kind of platform on a live stream and you ask a question like, what's my weirdest bathroom habit? She asked for that. She walked straight into it. You're looking for trouble. So there you have it. She doesn't flush after

going number ones. It's very environmentally friendly to if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. I can't do it though. I find it a bit gross. I'd be thinking about it the whole time. I think because our house is quite small,

the toilet is like within earshot, I guess. And I'd be in the lounge. I'd just be constantly thinking about this wee that was just simmering in the toilet the whole time. See, like, do you have a smelly wee? Because some people have smelly wees, you know, especially after eating asparagus. It depends on the time of day. I like to think my wee gets less smelly as the day goes on.

Really? Is that a thing? As I hydrate, you know, as I get more and more water on board. I mean, that makes sense, doesn't it? Look, I'll come clean and say there is times where if it's yellow, I'll let it mellow. Yeah. But I think it's because I live in a household where my partner

is a shift worker. So there's times where, you know, you best not to flush because it can wake people in the house. Oh, I see what you're saying. Oh, no, I'll let it mellow in the middle of the night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, that's standard, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah. You've got to tiptoe through, especially when you've got babies. Yeah, I get that one. Okay, yeah. Okay, oh, here's a question. You've got two babies in the house. I don't do number twos at night time. Middle of the night.

Let's say hypothetical, babies in the house. I don't do number twos at night time. Is that your question? Middle of the night. Let's say hypothetical. Middle of the night. Number two. It comes a calling. Do you flush it? I'll go outside and do it in the garden. That's rough. Dig a hole.

Dig a hole and then blame it on the cat. It's best to not wake the kids. I thought this afternoon we could ask people listening, 0800 dials at M, just like this couple, I want people to call in and dob in their partner. Okay. For their weird bathroom habits. This is your chance.

Yeah, okay, keen for this. I reckon we're going to get a lot of guys calling in and dobbing in their gross-ass girlfriends and all the hair they leave down the drain and how they pull it out and it looks like an entire dreadlock coming out of the bathroom. Well, let's hope your wife isn't listening and she won't call and dob you in about your gross bathroom habit.

I wasn't talking about my wife, okay, if she's listening. It involves a towel. My wife's perfect, okay. And a razor. You know what I'm talking about. Anyway, can you imagine? She calls in. I've got something to say about Clint.

Brian Clint. Speaking of bum-bums, we want to know about your partner's weird bathroom habits this afternoon. That's correct, Clint. Tommy Fury and his Mrs. Molly May have revealed, or he revealed about her, that she doesn't flush after doing number ones. Disgusting. Do you remember, I've talked about on this show before, my ex, I used to hate the fact that they didn't wash their hands.

Yeah. After going to the bathroom. Yeah, that's disgusting. Well, at home anyway. I don't know about out in public, but it used to gross me out so much. That is disgusting. Well, at home anyway. I don't know about out in public, but it used to gross me out so much. That is disgusting. And I wonder how that person, you're not with them anymore, but I wonder how they fared during the global pandemic, you know?

If you're anti-hand washing, that's really frowned upon in the last two and a half years. We want to know this afternoon, though. We want you to dob in your partner for their disgusting bathroom habits. And, man, we are getting some good ones come through. Tom's here. G'day Tom. G'day Tom. What's your partner's weird bathroom habit, Tom?

Okay, I need to clarify this isn't my partner's partner because she's listening. This is my work partner. Okay, got it, got it. After Friday work drinks, this bloke admitted that when he's doing number twos, when he goes to work, he'll go in between his legs

and then go from the back to the front towards himself. Oh, nah. That's how you get a UTI. That's not good. Wait, wait, wait. This is a man. This is a man. Yes, still.

It's possible. A man reaching between wait. This is a man. This is a man. Yes, still. It's possible. A man reaching between his legs to wipe his bottom. Yeah. Wait. I mean, look, I don't want to make any assumptions about your mate, Tom, but normally there would be an obstacle. A couple of obstacles, actually. Well, I did ask him to show us.

No. No, no demonstration, please. No demonstration necessary. Wow, okay, very intimate workplace you have there, Tom. Thank you for sharing with us. That would be a grimy, dirty gooch, wouldn't it? Someone sticks in to say, my partner stands up to wipe after his number twos. Weirdo.

Oh, no, that's not as bad. Some people do. Some people do. Some people do. Some people are standers. I think it's 50-50 in that realm. What about someone who... Nah, bull crap, it's not 50-50. It'd be 80-20 at most.

People who stand up. To wipe number twos. Yeah, okay, maybe 80. Maybe 70-30. Okay, all right. Okay, let's go with 70-30. I'll give you 70-30. What about the person who texted through about not their partner

but their flatmate and they said, oh, this is so yuck. This is so yuck. They said, my flatmate hocks a big loogie every time she has a shower. Not only does it sound disgusting but it's all I can think about every time I step into the shower is a ball of snot waiting there for me. Some people, I feel like they save it up for the shower. I don't know if it's the hot water on their back or if they just wait to get in there,

but some people are shower loogiers. They are. I will out my dad and say that he is the loudest shower nose blower I have ever heard. It's always like... Disgusting. Rachel's here. Hey, Rach.

Hi, Rach. How are you doing? Who are you dobbing in this afternoon? My husband. Okay, go on. What does he do? What's his weird bathroom habit? It's obviously so strange.

But every time he goes to go number twos, he has to completely get full nuts. Full naked to do a number two? Wait, he gets full naked? Yeah, like socks, everything comes off. What? Okay, I've got a couple of questions. How do you know this?

I've actually walked in on it before and it wasn't pretty. I find it's really strange going to the toilet when you're full naked. Yeah, yeah, me too. Has he told you why he needs to be full nud to do his number twos? Apparently it's just more comfortable and it's cooler that way. Oh, my God, that is hilarious, Rachel. Thank you, Rachel. Someone's texted and said,

my husband puts toilet paper down on the seat before he sits down as he finds it too cold for his bottom. Oh, yeah. I can see that. That's definitely a public toilet thing. That's a public toilet thing. Not at your home toilet. Oh, even in my home toilet, I will make a nest.

Really? Oh, in the toilet. In the bottom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Got to do that. To prevent a splash. What about the person who says, my partner does two annoying things.

Are you going to read this one? Yeah, I think it's weird. It's like, and so do they. It's definitely weird. Yeah, I think it's fine. All right, all right. She says, mine likes to do two annoying things. He likes to bust in on me doing a number one

and then force me to let him pee between my legs or ask me to hold his thing while he goes. No. What the hell? No, that is not okay. That is not what your partner is. That is the epitome of laziness. That same person said,

I'm all for his main love language being physical touch, but there's got to be a line, right? That's good stuff. That's what we wanted to hear. The weird stuff. To the person who texted us in and said, excuse me, pooing naked is way more normal than you think. Okay, man. All good. Sweet.

Hey, we're not here to judge. Whatever you say. I might give it a go tonight. Whatever you do when the door's closed is your Okay, man. All good. Sweet. Hey, we're not here to judge. Whatever you say. I might give it a go tonight. Whatever you do when the doors close is your business, mate. It's all good. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday

Banger. Welcome to Birthday Banger for a Monday. We do this at the same time every day and it gives us a chance to mess with the music playlist because you guys call up, we put your birthdays into a system and we see what the number one song was on your 16th birthday. Best one gets played in full. Let's start with Madison. Kia ora, Madison. Hello, Maddie. How are you? Hello, mate. How's your Monday going? Yeah, pretty good. Thanks. How about yours?

Oh, you know, it's been an uphill battle for us today, Maddie. I'm not going to lie. I'm still at home with Coke. Standard Monday. Oh, standard bloody Monday, mate. But this is exciting because we're about to do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 10th of the 1st of 1997.

All right, Maddie. You were 16 in the year 2013. And let me cast your mind back. A, the 10th. And this was number one. But you only need the light when it's burning low. Only miss the sun when it starts to snow. Only know your lover when you get a call. With the passenger.

Emotional banger, Madison. Do you like it? Yeah, a bit of a tune. Yeah, a bit of a tune. It was, eh? Yeah, you know you love her when you get a call. Emotional. With the passenger. Emotional banger, Madison. Do you like it? Yeah, a bit of a tune. Yeah. Yeah, a bit of a tune. It was, eh? Yeah, I know what you mean. God, I was going through a breakout, Matty,

when this song was big, and it was not a good time for me. Oh, sorry to break up the trauma. Yeah, right? Breeza, I don't want to let her go. I hate it. I hate it so much. Okay, wait there. Let's go to Jamie.

Kia ora, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hi. How's your Monday going, mate? Oh, yeah, good. Just finished work. Oh, excellent. Well, this will top it off.

What's your birthday? 6th of May, 1996. All right. You were 16 in 2012. And on the 6th of May, 2012, this had a number one hit. Flowrider and Whistle. There it is. Do you like it?

Jamie, are you a Flowrider fan? Oh, it was probably something on my 16th birthday. Yeah. Hey, Jamie, question for you. When was it that you realised Flowrider actually was Florida? Probably right now. Yeah, right now. Oh, my God!

Oh, I realised not that long ago either. Mind blown. He's a rapper from Florida who rides the flow, and his logo is the outline of the state of Florida. That's his... Crazy, eh? Yeah. Genius.

He's inspired. Let's go to Tony finally. G'day, Tony. Hello, Tony. Hey, Brie. Hey, Clint. How are you, Brie? You caught COVID, aren't you?

That's no good. Oh, I know, mate. But, you, Brie? You caught COVID, aren't you? That's no good. Oh, I know, mate. But hey, I'm on the downhill slide and I'll be back in studio this week, so I'm pumped. Hey, at least you're not streaming off your 2G internet. Hey, I'm still tethering off my phone right now. It's not a good time.

But hey, I've got enough internet to do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 18th of July, 92, Bree. All right, Tony, you were 16 in 2008. Let me take you back to your 16th birthday where this had a number one hit. Banger! Banger!

Are you into it, Tony? Yeah, I used to listen to that song back when I was a teenager. So, you know, that's taken me back to my teenage years. I reckon right back to your 16th birthday, I reckon, Tony. Yep. You got it. You got it. You got it.

Okay. It fits the bill, Tony. Fits the bill. I vote for Tony and No Air this afternoon. What about you, Bree? Absolutely. I'm going with my boy, Tony. Tony. Gotta do it. Congratulations, mate. You just? Absolutely. I'm going with my boy, Tony. Tony.

Got to do it. Congratulations, mate. You just won birthday banger. No worries. Thanks, guys. Put that on your CV, Tony. It's a big one. I'm going to put it on my CV, Bree.

Yes, Tony. Love it, mate. Bree and Clint. Clint, big day for mothers yesterday. It was Mother's Day. Yeah, beautiful. And it's my mum's birthday today. What a jam-packed weekend for my mum, you know?

Massive one for your mum, so she gets double the presents. By the way, happy birthday to my mum. Haven't said that yet. Happy birthday, mum. Nice one. Very nice from you. Nice save. My mum, I couldn't see her for Mother's Day yesterday,

but I called her and I miss her very much. And she just so happens to join us on the phone right now. G'day, Mama Di. Hello, Mama Di. Hi, Di. How are you going? Happy Mother's Day for yesterday. Yeah, happy Mother's Day, Mum.

Yeah, I love you. Excellent, Mum. Now, look, I love you very much. I thought for Mother's Day we could do something with you today, Mum, where, look, dad jokes are such a popular thing. Like, everyone knows what a dad joke is. But to celebrate Mother's Day, I think we need to start a trend with you, Mum, for the mum jokes.

Oh, no. Okay. What I've done, Mum, I've carefully selected three jokes that I've text you. You have not read the jokes fully yet. So what we're going to get you to do, Mum, is we're going to test some of these mum jokes out to see if any of them, you know, kind of hit. So I've texted you the jokes.

When you're ready, go with your first mum joke. Okay. Let's see. Okay. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. Oh no. Okay, so that wasn't your best. It wasn't your best. It wasn't your best.

All right, go with... Wait, can I just check with you, Brie? Has our comedian Brie rid any of her gear this afternoon? No. Or is she flying blind? Okay. She's flying blind. Right, it's raw comedy. Mum and Di, hit us with another one.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? I don't know. What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts. Oh, Brianna. That's good stuff. I think that's a win. What do you think, Clint?

That's a bloody good mum joke. I think this is good stuff. Now, this is your tight five. Bring it home with the last joke What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? I don't know What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually

Oh no Search for a golf ball There she is You can catch her Performing In the 2022 New Zealand Comedy Festival It's Breeze Mum Mumma Die

I think she's the next Billy T winner I don't think I'm any Ricky Gervais, that's for sure. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Have you been following the Roe versus Wade controversy in the States at the moment? It's around abortion law.

It is getting really heated and really ugly, a lot of it, too. Now, Lorde has commented on it, Dean. She has. She was performing at the Shine Auditorium here in Los Angeles, and she said, like so many of you, I've been sickened and heartbroken this week by the news that there are some people who think that our bodies are not our own, referencing, obviously, the potential overturning of Roe v. Wade,

which guarantees the right to abortion. It is very, very heated over here in America at the moment, this topic. She also went on to say, and I still don't have the words to talk about this with you, it's so big and so heavy. And like many people, millions of people are sharing her same feelings and views.

We have a little bit of audio of Lorde speaking on stage at the gig. Like so many of you, I have been sickened and heartbroken this week by the news that there are some people who think our bodies are not our own. And I still don't have the words to talk about this with you. It's so big and so heavy. It's all over the place. And it's horrific to think that that sort of, well, my personal opinion is it's horrific to think that that sort of, well my personal opinion is it's horrific to think that that sort

of law could go backwards. That women's rights could be taken away in 2022 in a country like America. A modern forward thinking, well supposedly country like that. It's disgusting. I think I can't even fathom how this is happening

in 2022 and the toll that it's going to take on so many women in that part of the world. Like to not have your own choice about what you do with your body is actually so, so crazy to me to think that this is actually happening. Like it's just downright disgusting. Well, more celebrities like Lorde need to speak out as well and keep the conversation moving.

I don't know that it will change anything, but it helps, I reckon. And that is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dee McCarthy. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play.

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