ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th May 2025

Episode Date: May 9, 2025

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bri and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Bri and Clint. Cheers to Max, available on Neon. Stream now from just $12.99 a month. Oh, my God. It's Friday. Make some noise for the original. ZM's Bri and Clint. Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Bri and Clint show for the original. Hello everybody. And welcome to the Bri and Clint show for a Friday.

We've just been out for lunch. I don't know about you, but I've got that thing where you go to a restaurant and then when you leave, you smell like the restaurant. I feel like it's in my clothes. There's a restaurant, which isn't in New Zealand, but there's this particular fast food restaurant in Australia that do these burgers. Oh yeah. It's called Grilled. Yeah.

And your hands smell like the Grilled smell for probably two days. Same with Subway. You get that from Subway? Yeah, I get Subway hands. Subway hands. It gets that Subway smell on them. We were sitting opposite the rotisserie chicken machine. Yeah.

Where we were. So maybe that's what I smell like. Directly in front of the rotisserie chicken machine. If I get home and my dog just mounts me when I get home. You'll know why. I'll know that, yeah. Yeah, makes sense. Makes a whole lot of sense.

Right, this. You're like, holy moly, where have you been? Do you ever picture what your dog's voice sounds like? No. You don't? No. You're thinking about it now? Yeah.

What would he sound like? No, I was trying to think what restaurant my wife would like me to come home smelling like for the same reason. We could take you there and test the theory. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's her favourite? What's her favourite type of food? Um, go hold on, no?

What? Italian. Mate, you better be careful. You don't know your wife's favourite food. Okay, let's roll him in marinara sauce and then we'll send him home and we'll see what happens. Cover me in chocolate. You reckon chocolate would be better?

I don't know. How can we put you in marinara sauce and then... Isn't that a fish sauce? No, it's a red sauce. Oh, okay. It's a red sauce, and then put some breadcrumbs on you and you'll be like a big chicken parmy. Fun show on the way.

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One, three, lost one. Yeah, pretty good. Okay, pretty good. Let's meet our lady first calling from Hamilton. She's 37 and she reckons she has almost 100 houseplants. Please welcome to the show Amber. Hi Amber. Oh hiya. That is a lot of houseplants. How long does it take you to water all of them? Oh probably an hour and a half.

What? An hour and a half? Put them outside when it's raining eh Amber? Yeah if you can but then that's's like, that's almost worse. I was gonna say, that'd take a three hours. I'm gonna move, I haven't been in the gym in a while. What's your most, what one are you most proud of? Oh, so I've got a solid engine, Veracosum, that's just like, stunning. A Harry Potter spell.

Wingardium. Lividocin. You're taking on our tradie also from Hamilton the 31 and they can move their little toes independently. Welcome to the show Chris. Hi Chris. You know everyone just tried to do that. I'm doing it in my boots right now. I can't do it. Yeah, it sounds really sad, but one day I just went and wondered if I could do it, maybe 15 years ago, and I sat down on the floor just staring at it for about half an hour until I could move it. Yeah, I never looked back. Do you whip it out at parties for your party trick? Nah, it's not that, you know.

Impressive. Not that thrilling. Not that impressive to whip out your little one, is it? Yeah. No, is it? Yeah. No, no, never is. I bet you love Jandil season though. Yeah. That's when he picks up all the ladies.

Yeah. Chris, your buzz is tradie. Amber, yours is lady. The first to three correct answers gets $50 cash. Guys, good luck. Here we go. Question number one. What colour isanara sauce?

Lady. Amber. Red. Red. It is red. I just learned that 10 minutes ago. Yeah, red sauce. All right, one to the ladies.

Question number two, in what decade did they discover penicillin? Was it the 1900s, the 1920s, or the 1940s? Yes. Chris. Chris. 20s is correct. On the money we are one in one. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Chris. Justin first.

Beyonce. Beyonce. It is Beyonce. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one Amber to stay in it. Question number four. Where on the body would you find the retina? Trady. Chris. The eye. The eye is correct and that's a tradie victory. Tight game today but Chris well done mate 50 bucks coming your way. Cheers guys perfect, great time for the weekend.

Yeah rounding out a bloody good week for the Trades Chris, well done mate. Very good week. Perfect thank you very much. You're welcome Chris. The Tradee vs Lady returns next week where the gap has been reduced to six. Not yeah that's literally within, I mean if they win every game next week, they're nearly there. Nearly there. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.

I saw this post today on Reddit. I love scrolling through the, am I the asshole page and reading people's things. I'm like, mm yep, a-hole. No, not a-hole. Yep, a-hole, no. It's a good drinking game. Yeah.

This one was titled, am I the a-hole for not letting my boyfriend come on holiday with me because he's a picky eater? I need to know details. Yeah, they said my boyfriend has tons of food restrictions in quotation marks and is a very picky eater in general. When she says restrictions, she put quotation marks around it which makes me think it's not allergies. Because like it's very different when it's allergies to a choice. Yeah, yeah.

You don't think so? No, no, it is very different. Yeah, very different. But it still doesn't change whether you want to go on holiday with them or not sometimes, you know? Okay. It's equally as annoying to travel with someone who's gluten free. Yeah, but one person can't help it.

It's equally as annoying to travel with someone who's gluten free. Yeah but one person can't help it. It's equally as annoying to travel with someone who's gluten free as someone who's a vegan. Yeah but one person has no choice. They said he's very picky. He basically only eats chicken fingers, grilled cheese, mac and cheese and pad tie. So he's a child. Basically. Basically. I've never seen him eat a vegetable. We started dating a few months ago and I really like him but I eat everything and I'm very laid back about food. I know I will have to plan my entire day around finding food he can eat on top of listening to him complain that things aren't the same as they are at home. Side note, I can't stand people who travel overseas and complain that it's

different. Oh it's way better back home. You're not enjoying the experience. Even if a restaurant does have chicken fingers and mac and cheese, it won't be the same as what he gets when we're at home and I just don't want to hear about it when I'm on holiday. Am I the a-hole? I feel bad. I wonder if they've talked about it because I totally get where she's coming from. Like for me, I'm such a big food person.

I'm a foodie. One of my partners and one of our favourite things to do is to go to a restaurant, and that's the biggest thing we have in common, is we will order the, want the exact same things off the menu and then we share everything. It's awesome. When my wife and I have travelled in the past,

the main thing we do is eat our way around new cities. That's how you experience the local culture, you know, you go and try the food. Yeah. You't want to go on a world tour of chicken tenders. That's the best part about going on holidays, trying all the different food. They updated this Reddit post blew up by the way and they've written an update and they said, hi guys, I broke up with him. After seeing a glimpse into my future, I realised I cannot live like this and it will eventually wreck us, so I just called it. I mean. But I'd only been together a couple of months.

I kind of get it. Yeah. I kind of get it. Yeah. You gotta branch out. You gotta try something new. I mean, I wonder what it is for him. Like obviously, there's some sort of trauma in his past.

The most exotic thing in his diet is Pad Thai. Yeah. And I bet that didn't come to a way later. You know that's probably a new addition. We want to know are you or were you with a picky eater? Is your partner currently really fussy when it comes to food? They only eat like a couple of different things or did someone's like refusal to try different foods break up a previous relationship that you had? I reckon it is a big point of contention in relationships because food is such a massive part. Like my partner,

we love cooking together, we love making stuff and then imagine if someone's like oh mac and cheese for dinner again. I'd love to hear from someone who broke up with their partner because their partner turned vegan or vegetarian during the relationship. And then they didn't want to. Doesn't really work for me anymore. Oh, no. Oh, Andrew Dalsadam, you can text 9696. We're keen to hear your stories of picky eaters.

We read out a story before that I found online about someone who doesn't want to travel with their new boyfriend because he's such a picky eater. He only eats macaroni, cheese, chicken tenders and pad thai. Especially depending on like where they were travelling to. Like imagine going to India and having to try and find mac and cheese and chicken tenders. But even then he's picky about his chicken tenders, like if the chicken tenders aren't the chicken tenders that he likes then they're not okay. So we've asked, are you dating a fussy eater? Were you dating a fussy eater?

Or are you a fussy eater? Stacey's called through. Hi Stace. Hi Stace. Hi guys, how you going? We're alright. Who's the picky eater? My wife. Your wife. How picky are we talking? Dobberin. So she sticks to chicken. Yeah. It'll be a burger, a chicken burger. We're really going. Could be like the fanciest restaurant you've ever been to right and she'll just stick to this chicken burger. Like if you go to a real nice fancy restaurant, she'll be like, is there a chicken burger on the menu? 100%. Do you cater to your wife?

Like if you're choosing a restaurant, will you go online and make sure there's a chicken burger on the menu before you pick the spot, Stacey? What Clint is asking is, are you a facilitator, Stacey? Yeah, she is the facilitator. She makes the decisions. Right again. She makes sure that there's chicken on that menu. Who cooks in your house? We're kind of backwards. So she cooks, right? We're on meal prep at the moment.

We do a certain amount of meals every month. We've got four different types. The only one that she will eat. Yeah. She cooks them all. Yeah. She's only eating one. Yeah. And it's a mince beef burrito.

Oh, so she's branched out to some beef. Pretty radical for her. Yeah. OK, so we'll go out to restaurants, right? It's chicken. At home, it's either mince or chicken. Mince or chicken. Okay, so she does, I mean, you know, she's widening her horizons.

Stacey, till death do you part, okay? Till death by chicken breast do you part. You have plenty more years of that to go, Stacey. Hannah's here, hi Hannah. Hi Hannah. Hi. You're the picky one, Hannah. Yes, I am.

I'm quite particular about what I do and don't like in my food. And what do and don't you like Hannah? I just cannot stand to peas. I just cannot, like the texture, everything, the smell. Stand what? Peas. Peas.

Yeah, if there's peas on my plate and they touch the other food other food like I can taste it on like a three like a three-year-old Yeah, literally three-year. Yeah. So my husband will make fried rice and He will put you know, like the mixed veg in yeah, but before he puts it in he picks All the peas out. Oh my god You are literally the modern-day princess Oh my God, Hannah, you are literally the modern day princess in the pea. Yeah, you are. Yeah, yeah.

That is you. I mean this with love. Do you understand how annoying you are? Yes. No, she gets it. That's why she called up. She's like, I'm gonna help myself. I love this text that's come through.

It said, not necessarily a picky eater, but the way he ate his food was a no-go. Food everywhere. Last straw was him eating risotto with his hands and it ended up on his forehead and in his hair. Wait, is this woman dating a baby? Or a chimpanzee. Or a chimpanzee.

When a monster eats risotto with their hands. What in the world? Alex is here. Hi, Alex. Or a chimpanzee. When a monster eats risotto with their hands. What in the world? Alex is here. Hi Alex. Hi Alex. Hi. I just want to start off by saying, which is before you judge me, that I was with my husband for 15 years before

he became a picky or what I would call a precious eater. What? OK. He changed. That's unusual. Yes. Well, it makes sense. So he was like, he always had like this precious stomach. And so we had like five years of him being like dairy free, gluten free, low FODMAT. Oh no, Alex.

I was cooking like kids meals, my meals, his meals, all the fun time. And he's always complaining about his stomach. And then one night he was like, oh, my stomach's really bad. And I was like, oh, whatever. And he was like, no, no, real bad. And I was like, here's a wheat bag, honey. Like, you know, woman, deal with this. And he ended up driving himself to hospital and like an hour later having like

that's one of those emergency operations for his appendix. Oh. And I was like, oh, sorry. But because he was so precious with his Yeah, yeah. He was the boy who cried wolf. Yeah, yeah. It's the boy who cried gluten free, Alex.

Exactly. Suck it up, honey, here's a wheat pack. Yeah, yeah. So my kids and I were just listening to this in the car free Alex. Suck it up honey, here's a wheat pack. Yeah, so my kids and I were just listening to this in the car and they're like, this is dad, this is dad. Is he still in his precious era or has he moved out of that yet? Honestly, he's carnivore at the moment, so yes. He's doing carnivore now. And he's still precious about his food. Gotcha, all right. Well, we wish you all the best

and hopefully the next decade is a non-precious one, Alex. Yeah, and I'll try and be more sympathetic. Yeah, well, no, we don't, also you told us not to judge you, we don't judge you. I'm not judging you. That sounds really annoying and I think you're doing well, Alex. Sounds like that's a him problem.

He created that situation. ZM Brand Clint. A lot of people listening to ZM will be on the hustle, the grind to try and buy their first home at the moment, trying to save up a deposit. There's a new housing development going in in Christchurch where you have to be over a certain age to be allowed to buy a house there. But it's not like a retirement home. No. Or like a village. Because those exist. Yeah, which like a village. Because those exist.

Yeah, which I get that. I get that. If you need to be a certain age to go into those places. But are you saying this is just a normal residential? It's just a normal, like suburb. Yeah, it's called Elmbridge Mews in Christchurch. And to live there you have to be a Gen X. What a hoity-toity name.

What is it? Elmbridge Mews. And it's specifically for Gen X and above. What a hoity-toity name. What is it? Elmbridge Muse and it's specifically for Gen X and above. What? So millennials? No millennials. Gen Zs? No. Not allowed? Not allowed. No. At least one of the people who buys the house to live in it has to be 45 or older. What? Which is the introductory age currently for Gen X. Because we know that we're looking for the world's oldest millennial who's 44 and so 45 boom you're a Gen X. Gen X and above. They say that the whole point is to create a community of people that are at a similar stage in life. Okay.

That's so bizarre to me. I didn't realise that they could actually do that. Yeah. Yeah. And I didn't know that we millennials were people that you didn't want to live next door to. Oh no, I knew that. Did you? Yeah. Millennials? Trust me. Really? Yeah, I knew that. I knew, yeah, okay. Maybe, I think it's getting better because as us Millennials age we get more responsible. Do we? But yeah I feel like when my partner and I, when we bought our place a couple of years ago, yeah, when we moved in we were the youngest people on the street, for sure, and there definitely would have been words about it.

Actually, I remember that same feeling when we moved into our house. Yeah, we were the youngest people and I was like, Oh, I feel like people aren't going to be happy that we're here. I went next door to meet our neighbour and like introduce myself as you do when you move into a new neighbourhood. And there was definitely like a vibe. Do you think it's cause we were millennials? It's just cause you're from a different generation.

So automatically they're going to be like, hmm, I don't trust these people. Maybe they'll have parties, who knows? And then once people saw that all we do is garden and mow our lawns, everyone just accepted us. They were like, oh, they're all right. Oh, they're just non-wrinkly boomers, they're fine. They look after their dogs. They bring them in when they're oh, they're all right. Oh, they're just non-wrinkly boomers. They're fine. They look after their dogs.

They bring them in when they're barking. They'll be fine. Well, if you're a Gen X or older and you're looking to live away from us millennials and Gen Zs, can I suggest Elmbridge Muse and Crush It? That sounds delightful. Yeah.

That is Bree and Clint podcast. Should we sound the white women alarm? Oh yeah, what is it? Um, probably. Sail at briscoes, sail at briscoes. Or even just some sort of Britney Spears, if you got some. Just sound the alarm for the white women. If you are a white woman, can you give us a call?

0800 DIALS at M. We're doing a bit of an experiment with you guys. We'd love to have your input. Oh, here they come. Here's the alarm. Oh, yeah. Yep. Call through now. Oh, 800DIALS.

I saw this thing online where people were saying and they said it was science, which I think they were joking. But that according to science, every white woman, or actually three out of four white women, have the same middle name. Three out of four. Yeah, three out of four white women have the same middle name. Take a listen.

What's your middle name? Marie. Tell me what your middle name is. Marie. What's your middle name again? Marie. What's your middle name again? Marie. What's your middle name? Nicole.

Three Marie's and a Nicole. Marie is a common middle name for a white woman. We're gonna put it to the test. Okay. We've got people standing by. Yeah, let's see how many we can get. Libby's here. Hi Libby. Hi Libby.

Are you there? Hello. Hello. What's your middle name Libby? Sarah. Oh, so close. Okay, we've got a Sarah. I say Sarah works though doesn't it? Sarah's. Sarah fits the bill. Also common. Tash is here. Hi Tash. Hi Tash. Hello. What is your middle name? Anne. Anne. Oh. There's, I reckon. Anne works too. Can I just say, I reckon, it's either Anne, Marie, Claire. Yeah. Or Sarah.

Okay, Sarah. Is that what the first one was? Oh yeah, right. Let's see. Let's figure it out. Sarah is here. Hi Sarah. Hi Sarah. Let's see. Let's figure it out. Sarah is here. Hi Sarah. Hi Sarah. She's not gonna be Sarah Sarah.

Are you Sarah Sarah? No. No. What's your middle name Sarah? Lorna. Oh! You've got a fancy one Sarah. Yeah yeah yeah.

Good for you. Well done. Are you a Gen X Sarah? No. No. Millennials. Okay., okay. Thanks Sarah. Thanks Sarah, let's keep going. Ellen is here, hi Ellen.

Hi Ellen. Hey. Tell us Ellen, what is your middle name mate? Kay. Kay! Kay. Okay. It's not going well so far.

No, this is a bad experiment. Okay, Caitlin. Hi Caitlin. Hi. Come on No, this is a bad experiment. Okay, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi. Come on, Caitlin. What is your middle name? Marie. Come on, Caitlin!

Yes, we got him! Oh, no! Would you say, Caitlin, you have gone throughout your life meeting a lot of other people with the middle name Marie? Oh, yeah, and I always get told, yeah, of course your middle name's Marie.

Of course your middle name's Marie. Of course your middle name's Marie. Knew it. Caitlin Marie. Okay, there we go. It's got a nice ring to it. It does, it sounds lovely. Yeah, yeah. So that was one from five, do we push our luck?

We push our luck. Adeen is here, hi Adeen. Hi Adeen. Hi. We're high on the horse at the moment. Come on Adeen, What is your middle name? Very close to Marie Amaria. No, they won't take that.

I'll take it. I think that counts. It's just a variation. Yep. There you go. Potato, papado, right? Yeah, potato, patado. Potato, potato.

Marie Maria. Marie Amaria. Thanks, Adeen. Bree, you're a white woman? Yes. Got a middle name? I sure do. Stephanie.

Works though. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Right, let's test Claudia. Claudia, you identify as a white woman? I sure do. All right. Claudia, your middle name is?

Catherine. Oh. But I think it's got the same energy. Yeah, same energy. You've got a lovely white woman's middle name. Thank you so much. Yeah. Last one's Pixie.

I am going to say that Pixie is going to have an unusual middle name, but I could be wrong. She's a Gen Z as well. Exactly. She might be the first Gen Z white woman. So it might throw off the results, but Pixie. But Pixie Marie sounds good. It does, what's your middle name?

Huston. Whoa! I knew it. I knew it was gonna be unusual. Huston. It's my mum's maiden name. Oh. Gotcha.

What's your mum's middle name? Sarah. Sarah! See, I told you! Let's check the text machine for you people. Um, middle name Marie, mums and my three good friends are Marie. There you go. Are you kidding me? My middle name's Marie.

My middle name is Marie and seven people in my class had the middle name Marie from Rochelle. Heaps of texts. Wait, my middle name's Marie. Hey, my middle name's Marie. So many Maries. And that means it's not a joke. It's science. It is science. Three out of four. The ZM Podcast Network. We just did an experiment before around white ladies middle names off the back of us. What's your middle name? Marie.

Tell me what your middle name is. Marie. What's your middle name again? Marie. What's your middle name? Nicole. Marie is three out of four white ladies middle name. Yeah according to science.

And then I feel like it changes from generation to generation. Like I feel like the generation above ours, the most common middle name for white women was Anne. Oh yeah, my mother-in-law's name is Anne. Yeah, there you go. My two aunties both have the same middle name. Guess what it is, Anne.

Your mom's name is Diane. Yep. Wow, it is. Anne. Your mum's name is Diane. Yep. Wow. It really is Anne. And then, Producer Claude, did you say your mum's middle name is Anne? My mum's middle name is Anne too. Back on the Marie thing, we got a text that said, Hi, my name is Marina Marie. My daughter is Kelly Marie.

My niece, Jodie Marie. Wait, wait, let's just go back a second. Her name is Marina Marie. Yes. So first name Marina. Yeah. Second name Marie. Yeah, she's the most Marie. Yeah, she is the Marie of all Marie's. She's the most Marie. Why couldn't her parents give her two different names? My mum's middle name is Anne. Of course it is. She's your mum. Yeah, text us if your mum's middle name is Anne, of course it is, she's your mum. Yeah text us if your mum's middle name is Anne. I'm Lisa Marie. Every Lisa I've ever met is a Lisa Marie, apart from one who was Lisa Louise. Yeah that doesn't sound right. It's not right. It sounds way better Lisa Marie. They got her name wrong. My name is Marie, my two cousins and my aunt are also Marie or Marie with two E's.

Thanks from Kylie Marie. Oh, here comes the mums with the middle name Anne. My mum's middle name is Anne too. Yep, me and my mum both have Marie as our middle names. Guys, I am Anne, but there's no E on the end. Oh, it's different. It's different. on the end. Oh it's different. My mum's middle name is Anne unfortunately this made her initials R-A-T. Rat. It's an Anne rat. My middle names are Anne and Margaret

I'm 36. Oh you've got the double. My daughter is Marie and I am Anne. If I'm covered it. Incredible. Oh my god. There's so many texts coming through. It is wild. I can't even read them because there's too many coming through. Yup. My mum is Patrice Anne. Can confirm. I'm not Lisa Marie. I'm Lisa Ariana. Okay. There's a different one. My mum's middle name is Anne and her sister is, oh no, my mum's middle name is Anne, A-N-N, and her sister is Anne, A-N-N-E. No, you can't do that.

Ha ha! Ah! That would be like if my brother's middle name was Clint. That's fantastic. I love it. Someone said, yep, my mum's middle name is Anne and so is my sister's. I'm a Marie and my mum's Anne, all middle names. There's so many. Why? Why do you reckon that is? We've uncovered a glitch in The Matrix.

It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. I want to talk about coincidences, which you've been actually having a lot of coincidences in your life recently, haven't you? Really starting to freak me out. Yeah. It's one of those things where it's just the feeling and you can't really explain it. You're like, how is this happening? I had another one this morning. I was listening to the radio and they were talking about not a nice story but a dog attack that had happened on a child. And

I was like, Oh, scary. I wonder where that happened. And I leaned in to hear the news on the radio. And it said the name of the suburb. It was my suburb. Like a nationwide news broadcast and the story that I happened to be checking in on. I was like, Oh, that's my that's up the road for me. Like the moment that you were like, oh, I better listen to where this is. I better hear this. Yeah, that is weird. This is not the best coincidence story in terms of if you've ever ghosted someone, the likelihood that you're going to run into that person again at some point is probably low.

Oh, do you reckon? Yeah. Okay. I think so. In this country? Well maybe not in this country but in general it's pretty low. To run into them the next day is very very low and it's exactly what happened to this guy after his date ghosted him and then they were sat next to each other on a flight the next day. Craziest story of the day. Imagine a girl you went on a date with on a flight to Germany happens to be sitting right next to you after she's ghosted you. And in the first 10 hours, you're next to each other, bro.

And I'm trying to explain to her how the universe brought us back together. He's got a good argument that that's fate. Like what are the odds of that? It's very low, unless he's somehow planned it. Takes balls to convince the person that ghosted you that you're meant to be together, you know? But I don't mind it, it's a good icebreaker.

He had a solid 10 hours to do it. He's got a whole flight to get his point across. You know? It does make you kind of believe in fate though. A little bit. It does seem like a scene out of a movie, doesn't it? You said the chances you'll bump into them again are low. The chances that you're going to bump into them on a flight

in the exact seat next to you, those chances are incredibly low. Probably like million, million, million, millions to one. What would be the worst place to bump into someone after you, after a date that didn't go well or you ghosted them or something like that? A flight is right up there. A flight's pretty bad. Like you're already outside your comfort zone and you're stuck in like... Unless you put your headphones you're stuck in like, you know? Unless you put your headphones on, I guess. Oh, and I know what it is.

You go to the doctors. Oh, and they're the doctor. And they are the doctor, yeah. I feel like you'd have to be pretty unlucky. Yeah, you go to the emergency room. Yeah, oh. So you're not seeing your usual doctor because you've got something, I don't know,

something embarrassing, like a rash or something and Then they are the doctor and they say and then they say Were you gonna tell me about we went on a date last night? Were you gonna tell me about the rash and that and you go? Well, I don't know. Were you gonna text me back? Yeah, that is an awkward situation and then all the student doctors that they've allowed in the room are probably there. They're like, should we go? Yeah, do you guys need a minute? God, I hate when they ask

if the student doctors can come in. Yeah, no, I'm not an experiment. They only ever ask me to when I'm having a pap smear. I'm like, this is the last place that I want student doctors poking around. This is not a spectator sport. ZM, call ZM now to play Brain Cleanse. One second song challenge.

You only got one second. Alright, one at a time. Come and have a look through. And as I insert... They're like, wow, we've never seen one like this. Can we bring the students in? There's only, and I love when they're like, hey, do you mind if some student doctors come in?

And then there's a time where I've said yes, and then like 15 people rolled into the room. I'm like, oh, sick! Then they start using medical jargon about your downstairs. Ah, right. What we have here students is Gigantus Volvarum. Excuse me.

A rare case. If you would like to play the One Second Song Challenge, call up now and join Team Bri or Team Clint and you could win for yourself. What are we playing for today? Let's play for cash. $50 cash thanks to Neon. $50 cash if you want it. Give us a call now at 0800.ZM. It's ZM's Bri and England podcast. Time is waiting You only get one second

Of a song No hesitating You only got one second This is the one second song challenge where we go head to head guessing songs as quickly as we can. We're playing for $50 cash thanks to our mates at Neon. And Jules you're going to play on team Brie.

Hi Jules. Hello. Middle name? I don't actually Jules. Hello. Middle name? I don't actually have one. Oh. That's unusual. You got a Marie in your family or friend circle? No, well my mum's name was Amanda Jane, like Jane middle name,

and so my sister got the middle name Jane, but then I just got nothing. What, they just skipped you? They just couldn't be bothered giving you one. Yeah pretty much. Okay Jones, your middle name is now Marie. Yep, just so you can be unique. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're taking on myself and Bekah.

Kia ora Bekah. Hi Bekah. Kia ora, how are we? Good thank you. Middle name Marie? No, Lee. L-E-E. Lee.

Pretty close. It's a good one too. It's good. Rebecca Lee. We're a team, they're a team. Claudia-E-E. Lee. It's pretty close. It's a good one too. It's good. Rebecca Lee. We're a team, they're a team. Claudia, you're in charge. Sure am. Yeah, well, do you want to do something about it?

Can you write that down? Yeah. Actually, I'd like to have that in writing. On a T-shirt. We'll get you a little plaque. How about a jacket? That'd be cool. Okay. As I am in charge, this is the one second song challenge.

It's pretty easy. Like you said, you guys are working on teams. You just need to buzz in with your name, if you know the song, and I need the artist and the name second song challenge. It's pretty easy. Like you said, you guys are working on teams. You just need to buzz in with your name if you know the song and I need the artist and the name of the song. First team to three points wins. I feel like I got a pantsing last week. My team got a pantsing.

Sorry to say Jules, but it could be redemption round today. So the theme this week, as it was last week, as it is New Zealand Music Month, these are all songs from New Zealand artists, which probably won't help Bre as an Australian. Nah, she's been here for ages. That's true. No excuse, Bre.

No excuse. What are you excusing yourself for? Okay, Bre and Clint. I didn't say anything. Bre and Clint, you guys are going first. Here is your first song. Bre. Bre.

That is Savage Swing. What were you worried about? Yeah but Savage is like, you know. She knows that one because it was on Knocked Up. My Saviour. My Lord and Saviour Savage. Swing. Yeah Savage, the original Lord. He's a duke. They'll one-up Bekah but we can we can live with a playing field here. Come on Jules. Okay. Yeah no worries. Jules and Bekah buzz them with your name if you know it. Here it is. Bekah. Yes Bekah. Dan Walker. Take it easy. Um, oh, Stan Walker, um, take it easy. Oh, I know.

Oh! One of the great Stan Walker songs. Bang on. All tied up, one apiece. Bri and Clint, this one's for you. Clint. Clint. Oh, that's my favourite shapeshifter song!

Oh, damn it! Shapeshifter in colour. That's my favorite shape-shifter song! Oh, damn it! Shape-shifter in color. That's my favorite one! Oh, that's annoyed me so much! That is my actual all-time favorite shape-shifter song. Such a good song, too. I think just yesterday you said that was your favourite shape-shifter song. Claudia probably heard it. She's like, I'm going to load this one for Brie. No, totally missed it. Oops.

I'm so angry at myself. Becca, we can close it out here if you can. Oh, for sure. We'll go again. Come on, Jules. You got it, mate. You got it, Jules. Jules. Is it 660... Uh... Take your time. Blue line? White line? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's got it! Well done Jules. Fings at Rod's end. Yeah, all tied up. So this is the last song. Everyone can buzz in on this one. Shapeshifter in colour. No.

Okay, weirdly no. Okay, so we're going to have to see if we can get a bit of a change. Beans at Roots Inn. Yeah, all tied up. So this is the last song. Everyone can buzz in on this one. Shape-shifter in colour. No. Okay. Weirdly, no. Okay. For the win, here's your last song. Clint.

Clint. Daniel Bedingfield. Gotta get through this. That one was for me, eh? Yeah, it was. Yeah! Unfair that I took Bree's one, then. My one?

The shapeshifter one. Yeah, I forgot about it already. Maybe go a short memory? It's been thirty seconds. It's good in some cases, better than others. Fine and dory over here. I moved on. I moved on already.

Hey, Bec and we did it. There's 50 bucks cash coming your way. Well done. Well done. Awesome, thanks so much guys. Sweet as. Oh how good is New Zealand music? After this can we play Shapeshifter, Stan Walker and Daniel Bedingfield? I think so.

I think so too. That's a great line up. Play ZM's Breein Clint. Reminder for everyone this Sunday, it's Mother's Day. Yes. Could have been a too late reminder, maybe you've... Nah, you're safe. You still got time. You got tomorrow.

You got tomorrow. You've got tomorrow. Unless your mum lives, doesn't live in the same city as you. Yeah, that's a great point. Yeah. Like, you and I. Yeah, no, no, not me. I got mine in the mail on Tuesday. Oh, okay. I did an overnight courier on Tuesday. I...

My mum's in Australia. You didn't. I sent my gift off yesterday. Yesterday? It's not gonna get there, eh? No. It'll be at the depot right now, waiting to get on a plane.

Yeah, all the other gifts that people had sent early with enough time would be- Yeah, way ahead of it. Would be way ahead of it. Yeah, yeah. Yep. Hey, mummy, you there? Yeah, I surely am, guys.

How you going? Yeah, mum, I just wanna apologize. I've sent your Mother's Day gift off late. Oh, really really Brianna? You sound shocked. Okay. And it's very, I know it's very out of character for me. Well you're pretty well usually on the ball,

so what's going on? Well, yeah. How much grace does that give her? If she's usually on the ball, how many days leeway does she get for the odd slip up? Three days. Three days, okay so it needs to be there by Wednesday. Okay just in case it's not, I thought I would say some nice things about you on the radio because I know that's what you really want for Mother's Day isn't it? Well I don't know if I'm jumping into a boiling water here. That's what you tell me all the time, what you really want is a nice card with some nice

words. Yeah, I do say that quite often. That or a signed picture of Gordon Tellis and his budgie smugglers from 1985. Which I tried to get that. We're still trying. We're still working on that, mum. We're not trying hard enough. We're still trying. We're still working on that mum. Well you're not trying hard enough. We'll try our best next year.

No, in all seriousness mum, I did wanna say some nice words about you with Mother's Day being on Sunday. I'm gonna get emotional already before I even start talking about it. To our audience, people know you on our show. Like to our audience, people know you on our show. To our audience, you're mama die, you're the down to earth, easy going jokester. But to me, mum, you're all of that

and you're so much more. You are my biggest supporter. You are the person that I lean on for everything. The person I know is going to have my back no matter what and loves me unconditionally. And I just wanted to say thank you so much in the lead up to Mother's Day for being the best mom that I could ever, ever ask for. And you're so much more than a mother. And I think that's the thing I try and remind you of

all the time, mum. And that's why I love how much attention you get on our show because it's so cool to me to see other people giving you attention and loving you because you're so much more than a mother. You're such an amazing person and you're one of the kindest, most empathetic, genuine people I have in my life and I'm so grateful for you and I just wanted to say have an amazing Mother's Day and I'm sorry my gift is going to be a bit late.

No, Brianna, yeah no well it's actually quite emotional at the moment because I've just been to a best friend's mother's funeral and I said hello to my mum while I was over there. And then someone said, it's mother's day on Sunday and I said, oh well I'll be back with a cup of coffee because I always sit with her and have a cup of coffee but you know Brianna, you're really what you saw I suppose to a certain extent but I'm no different to any other mother. I honestly not, we just love our kids to death and we just want them to be happy.

And that's the bottom line. And along the way, if we get into, you know, becoming a person and making us feel valued and loved along the way, that's just such a bonus. But you're such a beautiful person anyway. And I mean, anyone who knows you know you. It's all because of you mum, all the best parts of me I truly believe nearly all of them come from you and when someone tells me these days oh you're turning into your mother that is the biggest

honestly and I know that's normally used as a not a very nice thing. But for me, that is the biggest compliment someone can ever give to me. Because if I turn into half the person and half the mother, hopefully one day, that you are to me, then I'll be happy and I'll be very grateful. So anyway, I don't wanna go on and on, but I just wanna say happy Mother's Day

to all the mums out there. I just don't know how mothers do it sometimes. Like they every mother that they just do what they have to do for their kids. And they're just incredible people. And I'm thinking I'll be thinking of you on Sunday, Mom, and I'll call you then. All right. Jesus, how old is Smokes? What happens if you forget the gift? I reckon there is no gift.

No there is a gift! I reckon this was the gift, because it's a bit greedy to expect a gift after all that isn't it? Yeah. She's set you up there. Just everyone hug their mum and appreciate them and listen to what they've got to say as they get older and do stuff with them. You know that's the most special part about having kids that are growing up that they get, you get to go with them and they actually pay. I see how it is.

I see how it is. That's the part she's loving. And my thoughts go out to everyone who may not have their mums anymore or may not have the best relationship with their mums. My heart goes out to you. Yeah, happy Mother's Day to all the mums. We love you, Di. Thanks for being part of our show. Thanks, Mum. Love you. Love you guys. Happy Mother's Day to everybody. Big hugs and...

See you, bubs. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday O'Kee. We're back, baby. We're back baby, we're back. Lastly we asked you guys to help us pick a song for Friday Oki. Some really good suggestions came through on the text machine and we decided to pick out a couple and we asked you on our Instagram to vote.

And the song that came out on top was this one. And I said, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, It's a classic I feel like a lot of people do it at karaoke But people only do it when they can really sing. Yeah, I know Came out in 1993, but that doesn't matter a banger is a banger is a banger. Yeah, it lives on Yeah, it lives on and on so this week you'll be being the winner of Friday, okay, the four non-blondes edition. I feel like this one this week is'll be being the winner of Fridayoke the Four Non Blondes edition. I feel like this one, this week is gonna make me wince. Oh yeah? You know where you're like...

Well do you want to get yours out of the way first then? Yeah I don't mind, just... The rules go you listen to both before you get to vote okay? You will hear Breeze, Fridayoke, you'll hear my, Fridayoke and then we'll get five people on the phone to pick the winner. I feel like it's gonna be a hard lesson, Mon. Sorry in advance. Here it comes.

25 years and my life is still trying to get up that great big hill of hope for a destination. I realized quickly when I knew I should that the world was made up of this brotherhood of men for whatever that means. And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed just to get it all out what's in my head And I am feeling a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from top of my lungs what's going on Screamed on top of my lungs, what's going on? And I said, hey, yeah, yeah, hey, yeah, yeah

I said, hey, what's going on? And I said, hey, yeah, yeah, hey, yeah, yeah I said, hey, what's going on? You are wincing, but I actually think it was quite good and I think Susan's right, I feel like it's... It was a few little... It's your song. The last part made me wince, It was a little bit dying cat.

Other parts I was okay with. It's a hard song though. Bloody hard. It's a hard song, isn't it? You know what? Yeah. I'm pleasantly surprised because I thought it was going to be a train wreck.

What's your initial thoughts, Claudia? Well, Pexy made a good point. She sounds like Stevie Nicks. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Big compliment. How many drinks have you had at Friday Drinks? Okay. I'll take it though.

You take that. You bank it. You run with it. That might be the best compliment I've ever gotten. Let's see if Pixie thinks I also sound like Stevie Nicks. Okay, let's give it a whirl. This is my Four Non Blondes for Friday Oki. This is my Four Non Blondes for Friday Oakey. I realized quickly when I knew I should that the world was made up of this brotherhood of man

Or whatever that means And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed just to get it all out What's in my head tonight? I'm feeling a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream to the top of my lungs, what's going on? And I said Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey And I said, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Claudia, what are your initial thoughts on my one? It's like Stevie Nicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow. If Stevie Nicks had a laryngitis infection. I thought it was good. We need some expert listeners to pick the winner of Friday Okie, as we do every week. We need five people who are willing to call through and give us feedback, good or bad, and tell us who the winner is. We will take it on the chin

0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696 all feedback is welcome. You can't say we didn't try our best. Oh, we put everything into it Everything into it. You have to with that song That is Brian Clint F-F-F-F-Friday Oki Welcome back to Fridayoke, we were looking for a winner of our four non-blondes round of Fridayoke. Bri sounded like this.

I quite like it, there's a bit of a rasp in there. I tried to rasp it up this week. Mine sounded like this. Were you? I tried to rasp it up too. Which testicle were you grabbing? Rasp in its drawers. Left. I want say left. Yeah, left, the smaller one. We're looking for five votes to decide the winner of Fridayoke and Ollie has bravely called through. Hi, Ollie.

Hi, Ollie. How's it going? Happy Friday, mate. Same to you, it's just a shame it's so wet. Yeah. I know. Yeah, yeah, but at least you've got great tunes like Brian Clint singing Four Nine Blondes to get you through, eh, Ollie? Yeah, sure. Yeah, but at least you've got great tunes like Bree and Clint singing Four9Blondes to get you through, eh Ollie?

Yeah, sure. Who's the winner and why? So Bree's by far the winner. She sounded like a recording artist. What? Clint, unfortunately, it sounded like as if you were going in and out of puberty. Your voice was up and then down and then up again. I am. Yeah.

I am going in and out of puberty. Just late, you know? Very late, very late. Oh, Ollie. Ollie, we appreciate your frank honesty. Have a great weekend. Thanks, Ollie. Thank you, you too.

No worries. Let's go to Matilda who's gonna vote. Hi, Matilda. Hi, Matilda. Hi. You'll be honest with us won't you? Yes. Give it to us straight Matilda,

what did you think this week? Well first of all, I'm a first time, Cooler, long time listener. Wait a second Matilda. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. First time home. First time home. Matilda, go Matilda, go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Oh, thanks Tilly. Thanks Matilda, have a great weekend.

Sarah's here, hi Sarah. Hi Sarah. Hello. Middle name Marie Sarah? No. No. Just checking. Lee.

No. Jane. No. No, no we're not. Louise. No. No, no. No, okay.

Elizabeth. That's just an R. N, R. Regina. No. Who. Starts with an R. An R. Regina. No. Who are you voting for and why, Sarah? Me and my daughter are voting for Bree. I'd have said probably one of the best ones I've heard from her.

Wow! Really? Thank you guys. I appreciate that. People genuinely like this, Bree. Maybe I just needed to sing some more angsty kind of songs. Rocky stuff. Do you want to try and go for the clean sweep? I don't mind. They've waited. Hey Courtney.

Hi, how are you? Good, thank you Courtney. Are you a fan of that song? I am. It's a really good one. I actually got my daughter and my son in the car with me. Hey guys! We are also long-time listeners. First time caller. We love it guys. Great to have you here guys. Who are you going to vote for? Oh I feel really bad now but I'm sorry Clint. Drive the nail. Thank you guys! Really, really stomp it in. Thanks guys, have a great week and we appreciate you. Last one's Erin, hi Erin.

Hi Erin. Hi, how are we? We're good Erin, I mean, I think I'm better than Clint at the moment. But don't let that change your vote. We want to know how you were gonna vote before I got absolutely down-troubled, Erin. Which way were you gonna go?

Wow, yeah just a little replay for you Aaron for the win So, wow. Yeah. Just a little replay for you, Aaron, for the win. Yeah, you did so well. I reckon Zedin should play that song, your version. It's great. What? Let's not go, let's not go too far.

Let's not get carried away. Let's not get carried away. We're all a bit excited, OK? It's a Friday. Aaron's had a few Friday drinks on the way home. She's like, I love it! Fly it! A five-nil victory. It's been a while since it! A 5-0 victory, it's been a while

since either of us got one of those. It's been a long time. Thank you Erin, have a great weekend mate, appreciate you. ZN's Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Come on through, let's do your birthday bangers. Number one songs when you turn 16, we figure them out here and then we play our favourite one. Tenille's up first. Hi, Tenille. Hi. Hi, how are you guys? Good, mate. What's plans for the weekend?

Uh, going to see Hayley Sproul in Wellington tomorrow. Oh, lucky duck. Not a whole lot otherwise. Oh, lovely. Well, that's gonna be a fantastic show. All we need from you, Tenil, is your date of birth. 9th May, 1998. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2014. And on the 9th May, 2014, this was number one.

I'm so fancy You already know I'm in the best lane Iggy Azalea and Charli XCX Fancy. I'm so fancy 20 you reckon, Tanil? Banger, right? Yeah, it could definitely be worse. I quite like that song.

This song was huge. Massive. Huge. Talk over the planet. Okay, wait there. We're going to do Eva's birthday banger. Hi, Eva. Hi, Eva.

Hi. What are you doing for your weekend, Eva? I've got a football game tomorrow. Ooh, like you're playing or you're going to watch? No, I'm playing. What type of footy? Soccer. Oh, okay.

What position? I'm not sure, I'm going to play right wing. Okay, see how you feel tomorrow Eva. All we need is your birthday while you're here. March 31st 2009. Okay that means you turned 16 literally this year a couple of months ago and Eva here's your birthday banger. Alex Warren. He's blown up this year.

You like him Eva? I mean he's okay. He's no Harry Styles is he? We also played him 15 minutes ago. This exact song you know. Yeah I like that song. It's all good. Wait there Eva we're going to do one more birthday banger for Anita. Hi Anita. Oh hi. You got big plans for the weekend? Oh taxiing my children around, hockey and football and indoor cricket. Sounds like a hoot Anita.

Lucky you. Do you get Sunday off for Mother's Day though? Oh basketball and indoor cricket. So there's only two. Maybe I'll sleep in the cricket. Yeah, so there's only two. Maybe you sleep in the morning. Yeah, hopefully. How good.

Hopefully you get breakfast in bed. Hey mate, what is your birthday? 16th of August 1979. Alright, that means you were 16 Anita. In 1995, we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday bag. I'll be there for you I'll be there for you The Friends theme song even, Anita. What do you reckon? Oh, it's a good song. Perfect.

Very good. Wait there. Important consideration that we have overlooked. Mm-hmm. It's Tanil's birthday today. Stop! And we missed it. Tanil, we never look at what the actual date is. We just go into this process, you know's Tanil's birthday today. Stop! And we missed it. Tanil, we never look at what the actual date is. We just go into this process, you know. Tanil, sorry.

Happy birthday for today, Tanil. That's alright. Thank you guys. Have you got any presents yet? Um, no, my partner was still asleep when I left the house this morning. Oh, he forgot as well. Not yet. No, he knows about it. He was sleeping when I left. Well, we have a birthday present for you. I think Bri and I are aligned.

I think we do. We want to give you your birthday banger for your birthday. Amazing. Thank you. You are welcome, even though Tanil wasn't that fussed on it. Yeah, no, but it's all we've got, Tanil. Yeah, but it's a thought that counts, Tanil, you know? Yeah, it could have been worse. Yeah. Thanks for a summer relax. Relax. Let the whole world feel it.

Feel it. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Iggy Azalea for birthday banger. Tenille's birthday banger on Tenille's birthday. Happy birthday, Tenille. Number one, 11 years ago in 2014. Came out of nowhere, eh, that song? Happy birthday to Neil.

Happy birthday. Hey, to Neil. Hey, to Neil. Happy birthday. Hey, why don't you have yourself a happy birthday, to Neil. Happy birthday, you know what I'm saying? Hey, to Neil. It's on the house.

Have a birthday. Why don't you look at me? To me, will you come around here and you're not going to have a happy birthday? It's disrespectful. Want to come over here and let some sugar on me to mail your sexy little boofing to me. Oh, she's a whole meal to Neil. Come and show me the tattoos that I can't see. Taneel, she's the real deal. Happy birthday to Taneel. Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Tenille. Happy birthday to you. To you. Happy birthday. The ZM Podcast Network. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How are you? You're all right, how are you? Yeah, you know, getting along, keeping goals, taking names.

Yeah. I always wonder with you, you pulled up at customs on the way through, were they pretty relaxed about the whole? No, well, the mistake that they've made at customs is they've made it an honesty system. Yeah, right. Yeah.

Every time I fly over here, there's a little box that says, have you been to prison for 12 months? And I'm like, no. So long as you're not carrying a banana we're usually pretty relaxed. Oh yeah, no you can't carry it, you've got to smuggle it. Prison style. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, where would you smuggle something like that? Oh I think we all know. I think we all know. It changes your gait slightly as you're walking past the beagle and you've got to clench a little bit but apart Apart from that. I wouldn't get all that effort for a banana. Holy moly. Pineapple. Now that's worth it. Which end.

You're here to tour our fine country as part of the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. I wanted to talk to you because, I mean, you have certain... What do we say? Charms. Charms. Yeah. Experience. Away with words. Or sense appeal. Oh, sorry. Away with words. A way with words I guess you'd say. We got in a bit of trouble recently for a phrase, a turn of phrase, right Bree?

Yeah, a turn of phrase that, I mean I believed it's a real thing and we've been called out since that, we've made it up and I think you're gonna put this to bed here this afternoon whether it is a real turn of phrase or you and I Clint have stitched up someone very famous. Yeah the person in question is Gracie Abrams the pop singer she's touring the country. Big superstar. Last week. Yeah that's alright I'm old. Yeah right. To be honest if I knew that was it would be suspicious. Yeah true. What's her name? Gracie Abrams. Imagine me at a Gracie Abrams show just front row. I love you Gracie. But to be honest, if I knew that was, it would be suspicious. Yeah, true. What's her name? Gracie Abrams.

Imagine me at a Gracie Abrams show. Just front row. I love you, Gracie! Security would tazer me until my hair turned to smoke. I have no business being there. You'd stick out like dog's balls. Yeah, exactly. Here's the phrase that we put to her that caused a bit of a ruckus.

Something we like to say in New Zealand, and you can adopt this if you like. I wonder. Like when you really want to go out there and just nail it. Is it go hard? Go hard or let's go kick it in the dick. Oh, that's good. I'm gonna use that tonight.

That's amazing. You could use it on stage. If you were on the set and said, I'm Grace the Open and I'm here to kick it in the dick. Proud will just go off. Nothing unusual there. I saw you put your hands up and I feel like that was a, of course that's a saying. That's one of my go-to-to phrases kicks in the dick or if you want to be you know

More kind of gender inclusive grab it by the hips and kick it where it was from Yeah, right, yeah Yeah, include everyone. Yeah, the interview is fine So you wanted the interview the issue was she actually went on stage and said it to the audience She told this room of 14 year old girls that she was gonna kick it in the dick and that's where we got in a bit of trouble so is it more like a you gotta be careful who you saying it to I think once again it's contextual if I walked into a 14 year old girls birthday party yes started shouting kick it in

the deep I don't know what should be going on there. Yeah. But yeah, you know, I reckon why not? Maybe, you know, you guys have started a thing now. Yeah. There'll be a bunch of 16 year olds going, Yashkwai and kicking in the dick. And you'll be like, that was me. That was us.

That was the start of that. I mean, it's pretty special. I want to know from you what are Chopper's go-to sayings? You know, what are you whipping out the most that you kind of want to share with us? Well, one of my favorites, and people don't seem to get on board with this one, is busier than a dog in a dick sniffing competition. Yeah right.

Yeah, so Australian. So Australian. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, if she'd said that on stage it would have been different as well. Yeah, I think the crowd would have loved that one actually. They would have understood straight away. What's up girls? Tell you what, great being in Auckland.

I've been busier than a dog in a dick sniffing contest. And all the girls are like, go back to keeping it in that dick sniffing. Well, he is busier than a dog in a dick sniffing contest. He's touring the country. Bloody good to see you Chopper. Thanks Chopper. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.

I feel like our show loves answering all the stupid questions that seem to do the rounds. Like there was the gorilla versus men. I was just going to bring that one up. How fast did that question disappear? It's gone. Because what has taken over that? This might be the next one. I think I've found the next one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know if it'll be the next one, but this one's a pretty funny one. Some random guy has posted this video to social media asking all women this simple question.

Ladies of TikTok, I have a question. Would you trade your mammalian menstrual cycle for a chicken cycle? Hear me out. Once a month, you just lay an egg. It wasn't used. You don't need to strip your inner lining or anything. No PMS, nothing. You just lay an egg. I wasn't used. You don't need to strip your inner lining or anything. No PMS, nothing. You just lay an egg. I know it's a weird question, I know,

but, like, I kind of feel like you'd prefer the egg. Ooh. It's a great question, and, ladies, it's time to weigh in. Claudia, Pixie... Would we rather swap our human menstrual cycles... For a week, five days for a chicken menstrual cycle. It's a once a month chicken, right? Not like a daily chicken, right? Yeah, because don't chickens lay eggs daily?

They do. He said once a month. Yeah, so in this hypothetical, it's once a month. Yeah, so instead of having our periods for five, six, seven days, we just lay an egg once a month. I would do it in a heartbeat. Really? Yeah, I'm going to lay the egg. I don't even need to think about it. Pixie?

Essentially, is that giving birth once a month though? Yeah, because is it all relative? What do you mean? Was the size of the egg increased proportionate to the size of the woman? Is it a chicken egg? Like, is it like the size of a human baby? Yeah, that's what I mean. I was imagining a chicken egg. I think it is? Is it a chicken egg? Like is it like the size of a human baby? Yeah, that's what I mean. Oh, I was imagining a chicken egg.

I think it is. It's a chicken egg. No, but a chicken egg is that size because that's a big egg for a chicken. For a lady, it's not that big, you know? You know what I'm saying? Well, I took it as that it would be the same size egg that a chicken lays.

Okay, then chicken egg size? Chicken egg, I'd definitely take the chicken egg. I might still lay the human egg. Really? Okay month. Yeah once a month. One and done. Would you still do it if it was the human egg? Yep probably. How about this big? That's probably about that big. Would you need a perch? You need to squat somewhere. Yeah. I've got a bay window, is that good? Yeah, that'd do. Yeah, perfect.

Put some straw down. Here's my question though, is the egg edible? That's a great question. I hope not. Yeah, well, I don't see chickens eating their egg either, but it would be edible, but not to people. No, you could eat your own egg. That'd be cannibalism, wouldn't it?

Nah, it's like eating a placenta, isn't it? That would be a perk. Because there's no human... It's unfertilized. It's an unfertilized egg. You'd make a giant omelette. Right. I'll just say, I'm speaking for myself, I'm not keen.

Not keen, okay. So you'll take the period. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As someone who's never had a period. No, no, I mean I'm not keen on eating your monthly egg. Gotcha. No, I'm eating my egg. You don't have to eat.

I wasn't invited to eat it. No. You're gonna have to teach Clint how to use a tampon again. We tried last time. He couldn't get it through his brain. I put it in backwards. You put it in somewhere else. Anyway, there's a picture for you.

Food for thought. A mental picture. Literally, food for thought. Yeah, food for thought. Texas or 9-6-9-6? Would you rather lay an egg once a month rather than get your period? Or don't.

Or don't. Yeah, either or.