ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 9th November 2021

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody and welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. Welcome. I had a weird realisation the other day. It was fairly personal. But I realised that I've come to the point of my life where I'm ready for a vasectomy. Nice. Get the snip.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Just all of a sudden I'm ready for that part of my life to take place. Yeah, go get one. I'm scared and I don't want to. But as a guy, you spend your whole life, you're like, yeah, I hope my balls work. I hope my swimmers are good. I hope they get in there and do the job.
Starting point is 00:00:40 And then all of a sudden, if you're lucky enough to be able to have children, bam, bam, you have them. Like I had mine within the space of two years, less than two years. And now it's time. I didn't even know they worked before that. What if you want to donate? Like I never had a scare or anything like that. What if you want to donate to someone?
Starting point is 00:00:55 Well, they better get in quick because my wife is ready for me to have a vasectomy. Yeah, fair enough. And then within the space of 18 months They sort of do their job You wait your whole life They do what they need to do And then it's time to I thought you were holding out to be Part of the male contraception pill trial
Starting point is 00:01:13 Yeah you should take part in that No thanks Because it's trial and error And if you What about Yeah that's the fun of it bro What if there's an error Russian or risk
Starting point is 00:01:22 Could have two kids It's exciting Could have three Who knows what's going to happen Could have two kids. It's exciting. Could have three. Who knows what's going to happen? Could have frigging twins. That's science, man. You know, like. I just had one of those moments where I was scrolling through Facebook and I saw some
Starting point is 00:01:33 people that I know. I'm not going to say who they are, how I know them, but I've seen like them posting anti-vax stuff. What's this got to do with my vasectomy? I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Have you had that moment recently where you're like, Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:48 I saw a story on the weekend from a family member that just was so bad. Oh, that's even worse. It's a family member. Married into the family, so. Not by blood. Not by blood. We can still get rid of it. No, but it was just so ignorant.
Starting point is 00:02:02 It wasn't even anti-vaxxer. It was anti-lockdown. You know what we can promote In this part, before we go Terramazoo Whose voice was that? It was Cookie Monster Have a guess
Starting point is 00:02:14 That was not Terramazoo Wait, 3, 2, 1 Terramazoo Well, no one's coming to it You ready, ready? Tiramisu. Wait, three, two, one. Tiramisu. Well, no one's coming to it. Well, now the intro bed's been made. Now, if any podcast listeners, because we want to include you guys, because we love you guys. If you want to cook the tiramisu on the tiramisu, there's a.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Then tiramidu. Then tiramidu. Producer Ben put up a post on the podcast page Didn't you? If you're listening to this live or in the next This is hard because you could be listening to this at any time How could they be listening live as a podcast? Right when it goes live at 7pm
Starting point is 00:02:56 Well you're listening to my voice live if you're listening to this right now Well I'm listening to it live I am, I'm listening live That's the whole list Well I'm going to probably Do it tomorrow To leave the people So you don't have much time
Starting point is 00:03:07 Comment now But yeah we're going to Put up the ingredients list Unless you're too late In the event In the event page So go join the event page How much do you reckon
Starting point is 00:03:15 One of those tiramisu's costs Look I'm not going to say It's cheap Well you made a big one $50 Yeah So we're going to be
Starting point is 00:03:24 Yeah probably about $50. Oh, I went really high then. Toretto would normally say. And I'd only say $50 because you have to buy the masala, which is a bottle of alcohol. But, in saying that, if you buy the masala now,
Starting point is 00:03:39 then you can make it for Christmas. Is masala an underbench staple? Like they have on MasterChef? Should you just have masala under the bench at all times? It is for tiramisu. And to be honest, it just never goes off. We have a bottle and we use it every year until it's gone. Just for this. Just for tiramisu.
Starting point is 00:03:58 So just keep it somewhere. Yeah, right. Does that mean you're also going to make it for Christmas? Yeah, absolutely. I've got the bloody bottle at home now. I don't know what the bottle looks like. I have to Google it. Masala.
Starting point is 00:04:09 There's a few different types. The one we used to have as kids, it was like bright blue on the front, but I think the one they have in New Zealand, it's like a red label. It's text deductible anyway. You should have got a couple of bottles. When I Google it, all that comes up is masala chai, masala curry, tikka masala. Masala, if you go to a couple of Bottle-O's,
Starting point is 00:04:30 I guarantee you one of the Bottle-O's will stock it. And they'll know what it is. Yeah, 100% they will know what it is because I know for a fact Bottle-O's. I can't wait to see someone show up with masala spice for this. Bottle-O's around Christmas time Order extra in Because of how popular it is Because people are making tiramisu It's masala It's not masala, it's masala
Starting point is 00:04:51 Right, okay The ingredients list will go up on our Facebook event soon Ben will share it And we better get out of here Ben's got a lot of things to cut out of this podcast Oh okay, masala wine, not expensive. How much? Ten buck.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Oh, yeah, sweet. Yeah. Easy peasy. The most expensive stuff. Yeah, it depends. Is the cream cheese and the. Yeah, I was going to say that. The mascarpone.
Starting point is 00:05:19 And the mascarpone. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. The mascarpone is probably the most expensive out of everything. Mascarpone. Like ten bucks a jug Jug? You buy it by the jug? Like in the bag It's kind of like a little jug
Starting point is 00:05:30 I've never bought it before Dairy Tuatara, they do it Oh that stuff's nice Yeah and then you can close it Okay we've got to go get out of here Anastasia take us home mate You're listening to the brand Nah I'm over this shit
Starting point is 00:05:43 It's so annoying No we have to get it right If we get it right today We already got it right have to get it right. If we get it right today. We already got it right. Yeah, but if we get it right today, we don't have to do it again. You're listening to the
Starting point is 00:05:51 Brand Clint Podcast. I'm Anastasia Lufin. And I'm Clint Roberts. Titties. Well, I guess we're doing it again tomorrow then. Sealed your own fate there,
Starting point is 00:06:01 mate. Worth it. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Starting point is 00:06:22 G'day, everybody, welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Well, well, well, the secret Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Well, well, well. The secret sound has been won. No, no spoilers. I haven't heard yet. Oh, well, you should have heard. Sinead, a massive congratulations.
Starting point is 00:06:37 Took home the 50K this morning. That sound right there is a chili bun. It's the sound of a chilli bin being opened and closed. Of course it is. You knew what it was. I guessed it. You knew all along. The first time ever.
Starting point is 00:06:52 How many times have we done this? I always think I know and I'm never right. Yeah. And I guessed that one. None of us have ever been right. No, ever. But you managed to call this one. I just, maybe I've opened a few chilli bins in my time.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Are you gutted It didn't go on our show Like so you couldn't Do your um You know Don't You know how you usually react What's your fascination
Starting point is 00:07:11 With this audio Well you're just good You're good Because that's what you look for In a radio host Someone who brings the excitement I'm passionate mate I'm excited for people
Starting point is 00:07:17 They're winning Life changing money Absolutely And we missed out on I gotta play it Just gotta give it We missed This is the last time
Starting point is 00:07:25 we gave away the secret sound oh my god that was Vaughn this morning so yes it's gone we will talk to Shanae and see six or seven hours on
Starting point is 00:07:36 how's she feeling after winning $50,000 she'll be on the show later on today which means the biggest prize on the show today is
Starting point is 00:07:44 $50. Thanks to KFC. Boom. Well, here we go. $50, all thanks to our mates at KFC. If you want to play tradie versus lady, here's your chance. Call us 0800DIALZM. We'll play after more Niskan.
Starting point is 00:07:58 This is Began on ZM. Bree and Clint. What you're loving. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Score update.
Starting point is 00:08:13 The ladies sitting at 91 wins for the year. They pulled one back yesterday. The tradies up front on 94. You want to make that bet yet? Come on. They're one closer. I'm still thinking. The ladies win.
Starting point is 00:08:25 I eat cat food. I know, but. Trad Ladies win. I eat cat food. I know, but... Tradies win. You eat cat food. Like a part of me, it gives me joy that you have eaten cat food in your life and I haven't. Yeah. Would you like to see me eat it again? Yeah, but I mean, I've seen it. It could become our Christmas tradition.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Could we make, you know, could we make a bet where you have to eat what you ate at the Wild Foods Festival? No, not making that bet. And I'm never going back there. Let's meet our contestants today. First up is our lady from Cambridge, Horse Country. No! She's 46 and she has her open water dive certificate.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Very cool, Rachel. Very cool, Rachel. Hi. How long does that take to get, Rachel? Well, I did it on, I pretty much spent most of my honeymoon doing it in Rarow and then I came back to New Zealand to finish it off. Yeah, right. Classic honeymoon activity.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Weren't you busy on your honeymoon with other things? It was later on at night. Yeah, true. She was busy with her dive instructor. Welcome to the show, our tradie today, he's just up the road from you. He's in the Waikato and he has a ginger dog. Welcome to the show, Josh. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Ho, ho, ho. Josh, is it a border collie? No, he's a vissler crossed with a lab. I love visslers. They're beautiful dogs. Yeah, so the visslers go a bit, and so he's gone a bit ginger. Yeah, right. Josh, my dog is a bit ginger as well.
Starting point is 00:09:51 Yeah. Yeah, and when we wash her, she looks even more ginger, and we always call her a mini Ed Sheeran. Oh, that's good. You guys should start a ginger dog club. Okay, Josh, your buzzer is tradie. They're going extinct, you know. Your buzzer is lady.
Starting point is 00:10:06 First to three points is going to score themselves 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. The man who was inside the Barney the Dinosaur suit is in the news today with his new business venture. What colour was Barney the Dinosaur? Yes, Josh. Purple and
Starting point is 00:10:22 green. That is correct. We would have accepted purple Because that was the majority of the suit What's his new business venture? He's teaching Tantric Things Oh right
Starting point is 00:10:36 Very different from his Barney the dinosaur Barney grew up Yeah in a big way Alright question number two One to the tradies. In the TV show Friends, who were the two characters who were on a break? Lady. Yes, Rachel.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Rachel and... Oh, my God, I forgot her name. Rachel, your name's Rachel. Yeah, oh, thank God. Oh, my God, thank God, Rachel. It'd be worse if you forgot her name. Well, it's weird because you were there, Rachel. You were one of them.
Starting point is 00:11:13 I know. All right, one apiece, question number three. Guys, can you name this song? Katie. Yes, Rachel, have a stab. Work. Nice work, Rachel. It was worth a shot and it's paid off in a big way. All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four.
Starting point is 00:11:41 This Friday I'm sharing my Italian Nuna's secret tiramisu recipe on Zoom. It's called the tiramisu. Name one colour on the Italian national flag. Yes, Josh. Lady. Green. Green is correct. Well done, Josh.
Starting point is 00:11:56 You've tied it up. I would have been very upset. Yeah. I would have been very upset. He's come with his colours, yeah. Okay, we're all tied up. Here we go. Question number five.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern was interrupted on her at-home live stream last night by her three-year-old daughter. What's her daughter's name? Trady. Yes, Josh, for the win. Eve. Can you say it one more time? I'm worried you broke up a little bit.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Eve. Oh, no, you didn't break up. Eve, Eve, Eve. Rachel, anyone have a guess? I reckon, lady, I reckon it's... I'm going to buzz you both out there, especially because Josh got it in the end and then yelled it out when it was too late.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Neve is what we were looking for, not Eve. All right, guys, this is it. This is the be all and end all. Whoever gets this will take home the 50 bucks. Question number six. 15 million or 30 million, which is closer to the current population of Australia? Lady.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Josh, just. I said lady. Yeah, but Josh said tradie and he just got in a hit of you, Josh. Okay. 30 million. He's done it. That's a very good game, guys. Very good game.
Starting point is 00:13:14 Yeah, very, very close. $25.7 million population for anyone playing at home. Well done, Josh. We have $50 coming to you thanks to KFC. Nice work. Fantastic. Bree and Clint. Well done, Josh. We have 50 bucks coming to you thanks to KFC. Nice work. I saw a story which makes me feel so horrible for this poor woman who she essentially has been married for over 15 years.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Oh, that sucks. And I just feel for her because, I mean, marriage is a horrible place. You just don't ever want to get married, trust me. Not that I have been because I've tried to stay away from it. Yeah, actively, right? Slash no one will marry me. No, but this poor woman, she's been married for 15 years and her husband early in the relationship
Starting point is 00:13:55 because she's documented all this on TikTok. Okay. Which she's since taken the TikTok down. But I'm thinking he might have found it. Okay. She's pretty much talked about all of her husband's infidelities over the years. Oh, like confirmed ones?
Starting point is 00:14:11 Yes. Like not suspected? Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah. How many? So from what I read of the story, it was like maybe one year into their marriage and he went to Vegas and turns out not everything
Starting point is 00:14:24 that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas because she found out. Right. And then I think there was like another time, maybe five years in where he reconnected with someone he went to high school with and they planned to like run off together. And then there was another time around 10 years into the marriage. But anyway, they're 15 years into the marriage now
Starting point is 00:14:44 and she thought they were all past that because they've done counselling and all that kind of stuff. Right. Three times to me, my mind would go to, well, these are the ones that I know about. Yeah. You know? And they've got kids together and I guess it's, you know,
Starting point is 00:14:59 it's very complicated situations. The only people that know, you know, what's really going on is obviously the people in the relationship. Well, him, he's the only one. He's the one. Anyway, she recently found out about another infidelity in their relationship when her daughter was using the family iPad and her daughter said, someone's sending naked pictures to the family iPad.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Oh, this is an iCloud situation. Anyway, she said, while my husband was out of town, his messages were syncing up to our family iPad and my daughter was on it and then informed me about some of these pictures and she's like, so then I was able to do a deep dive into the messages which she found multiple, multiple messages to women. I reckon the family iPad has ended more relationships than any other device. And you know what? I think, what are you doing if you've got a family iPad?
Starting point is 00:16:06 Like, do you want us to dig your own grave? The only stories you get out of the family iPad are, I found my husband's nudes or my kid racked up a huge bill on Candy Crush. Those are the only two stories that come from the family iPad. I remember reading a story once where some people, a couple, there was a family iPad and they decided they would take some sexy photos of themselves on the family iPad. Wait, did they take them on the iPad or they just ended up on the iPad?
Starting point is 00:16:36 Well, I can't remember. Because those are two very different things. I can't remember, but they've ended up on the family iPad and then, you know, at Christmas've ended up on the family iPad. And then, you know, at Christmas time, you pull out the family iPad and you come and have a look at our trip to Ibiza. Oh, Dad's not wearing a Christmas stocking. Oh, that's weird. Anyway, you know, devastating to find out through the family iPad.
Starting point is 00:16:58 But I feel like we should just put it to bed. No more family iPads. No, no more family. That's it, everyone gets their own iPad. Exactly. With their own passcode. Just splurge. Splurge on an iPad for everyone. I thought we could ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALZM
Starting point is 00:17:12 what did you find out through someone else's messages? Oh, okay. Like it doesn't have to be an infidelity thing. It could be anything. You know, it could be that you found out your parents were hiding a bunch of money that they were planning on giving to your sibling and not you.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Okay. You know, it could be anything. What did you find out when you read someone else's messages? They might have left their messenger logged in on your phone. They might have used your phone briefly. You might have got someone else's old phone and they forgot to wipe it first and their Snapchat DMs were still logged in. Oh, $800 at M will text us on 9696.
Starting point is 00:17:47 What did you find out by reading someone else's messages? Bree and Clint. Ooh, it seems like a lot of people have found out a lot of things from, you know, intercepting messages or reading things on other people's phones. You know what the real issue is? People receive messages on so many different platforms these days. Like before, it was just your texts and your emails you had to look after. Now you can get a bloody DM on the microwave.
Starting point is 00:18:13 So how are you meant to remember to log out of everything if you are cheating, that is? I mean, it's not a problem. How are we meant to bloody survive out here? We just want to do some harmless cheating on our partners. It's not an issue I'm having personally. We just want to do the wrong thing. I'm an open book.
Starting point is 00:18:29 And we can't bloody get away with it anymore. I mean, what's the world coming to? It's not my fault. I forgot my password. Bam, I didn't mean to cheat on you. I forgot my password. Vicky's here. Hi, Vicky.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Hi, Vicky. Hi. What did you find out through someone else's messages? So I went to England with a friend of mine and got a boyfriend, and he accidentally texted my friend saying, there's this really hot guy here. So everyone found out that he was gay. Oh.
Starting point is 00:18:58 No way. Yeah. Wait, so your friend's you? Everyone except you. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Wait, did he text your friend by mistake? Yeah Oh, don't you hate that?
Starting point is 00:19:10 We've all done that before, haven't we? But that's a pretty big one to get wrong I mean, good that it came out though, you know Good to know before sooner rather than later This person wants to be anonymous Hi, Anonymous Hi, Anonymous How you going, guys?
Starting point is 00:19:24 Good, thank you What did you find out through someone else's messages? No, see, I brought an iPhone XR off a 67-year-old man a couple of years ago. Okay, like a second-hand phone off Marketplace or something? Yeah, off Marketplace, correct, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Yeah, nice, nice. Save a bit of money. Yeah, exactly, yeah. He told me he cleared all the settings. Oh, no. Oh, no. He told me he cleared all the settings. Oh, no. Oh, no. What was it? Hang on, hang on. I can sense a mood.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Maybe be delicate with the language. Yeah, I went onto the photos and I saw certain pictures of places I probably shouldn't have seen. Oh, no. On his body? Yeah, yeah. All right, okay have seen. Oh, no. On his body? Yeah, yeah. Right, okay. No, wait.
Starting point is 00:20:09 67-year-old places. Hey, Anonymous, had the 67 years been kind or? Oh, no. I've got a question. What's the camera quality on the iPhone XR like? It's pretty good. Let's just say i saw everything okay the worst the worst part of it is i actually saw the guy at the mall two weeks later and i just fell on the floor did you didn't tell him did you just delete the photos and don't tell
Starting point is 00:20:39 him surely i i yeah no i just deleted the photos and uh i was tempted to get rid of the phone to be fair Anonymous is like I don't know where his phone has been now I think the problem is he does know where it's been that's the real issue Finally an anonymous female what did you find in someone else's messages Oh my son was given
Starting point is 00:21:00 a phone from his nana an old phone, not my mother his nana on his other side and it had a contact saved under Mike's bondage given a phone from his nana, an old phone, not my mother, his nana on his other side. Yeah. And it had a contact saved under Mike's bondage. Mike bondage? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:15 No, that could be anything. That could be, you know, someone who, like, does a lot of good work strapping ankles and stuff. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what it was. Yeah. Let's just go with that. Your mother-in-law or your ex's mother? Ex-mother-in-law.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Do you tell your ex? That's my question. I did, obviously. Anonymous. What did they say? What did the ex say? He just kind of laughed and shrugged it off because it's probably not that out of the ordinary. Oh, yeah, that's Mike.
Starting point is 00:21:50 He comes around on Saturdays. Yeah, he's coming to Christmas too. They weren't surprised. They weren't surprised. There you go. All right, well, I think we've learned if you're going to go into someone else's messages, just be prepared because you never know what you're going to find.
Starting point is 00:22:03 It's like the time I found those photos on your phone. Oh, shush. Brian Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. This story is shocking and it continues to unfold as well. Dean, what's the latest on the Travis Scott festival tragedy? Oh my goodness, guys. It really is the most devastating story we've seen in a while. So basically, obviously, as you
Starting point is 00:22:28 know, people were killed. There are people still in hospital with really severe injuries, actually, when 50,000 people pushed towards the front of the stage at Astroworld, which is Travis Scott Festival. Today, one of the attendees has actually filed a lawsuit against Travis Scott. Drake as well has been obviously a part of the business that funded it, as well as Live Nation and the NRG Stadium. So one of the concertgoers, this is actually a specific one person, Christian Parades is his name.
Starting point is 00:22:56 He was left with injuries, and he's seeking $1.35 million in damages as he's seen in the suit. Rappers allegedly incited the crowd. So this particular person suing believes that it was the rapper firing everyone up, essentially inciting the crowd, getting everyone to kind of push forward and go really crazy. By the way, guys, this is the first lawsuit. Brace yourself. There will be so many more.
Starting point is 00:23:22 There will be huge lawsuits around this. There'll be class action lawsuits where people will group up. This is the first of many. In fact, I'm surprised it happened so quickly, but there will be a lot in damages over this. This is going to be huge. I mean, I can't even imagine how terrifying that would be to be in that situation.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Like a lot of us, we've been in mosh pits before, and you know kind of what it's like where people do start pushing. The crush. The crush. The squeeze that goes on, yeah. But where you literally can't do anything. Yeah. Like you're literally just stuck and there's nothing you can do
Starting point is 00:23:58 and there's, like you said, Dane, 50,000 people who are just pushing forward and I just feel for all of those people and the families that have lost loved ones. Big time. Eight did. One of them was a 14-year-old kid. You send your kid to a concert. You don't think that's going to happen?
Starting point is 00:24:13 Not at all. And, you know, hopefully what does come from this is that there's so many more things that have to be done where this won't happen again at another festival because of this, you know? Dean's right, though. Watch this space. More to come on this story. That's the latest on the Travis Scott tragedy
Starting point is 00:24:31 with Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Bree and Clint. This is interesting. Last night, the Prime Minister was doing a live stream talking about the whole COVID shit show thing and what's going on. She's very good at this stuff, communicating with the people.
Starting point is 00:24:46 She usually does it from home, which is why it's so concerning that her live stream was infiltrated by an intruder. So much so that she had to stop the live stream, but not before the intruder was heard live on camera, broadcast to everybody that was on this live stream. Yeah, it was quite full on. Quite full on.
Starting point is 00:25:02 We don't know how the person got there. They definitely shouldn't have been there, don't know how the person got there. They definitely shouldn't have been there, definitely not at the time they were there. But here's a little bit of Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern and the live stream which was intruded on. And once Auckland moves into that, that's when you'll see that great assertion T for business. You're meant to be in bed, darling.
Starting point is 00:25:21 It's bedtime, darling. Pop back to bed. I'll come and see you in a second. I'll come and see you in a minute, okay? Sorry, everybody. Yeah, nanny will take you down to bed. Thanks, nana. Well, that was a bedtime fail, wasn't it? Shocking.
Starting point is 00:25:37 They got through Secret Service. They got through Clark. They got through the nanny. I think word is, and this is exclusive, word is that they were actually hiding and living inside the property. They'd infiltrated the family unit. They had been there for a while just waiting to pounce. A sleeper cell.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Yeah. Wow, it should have been a sleeper cell, it turns out. It turns out it wasn't. You'd think that was it, got it under control. Cigarette service would have pounced and taken the person down. That person would have been taken away. Well, guess what? It wasn't because moments later, the intruder returned.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Based on the health advice. Oh, it is. I'm sorry, darling. It is taking so long. Okay. I'm sorry, everyone. I'm going to just go and put Niamh back to bed because this is well past her bedtime.
Starting point is 00:26:22 But thanks for joining me. I think I've covered everything that I wanted. What I want to know now is, where is Niamh at the one o'clock press conferences? To get up there and go, Mum, this is taking so long. Let's wrap it up. Move the shit along.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Wrap it up, mum. Kia ora. I'm Simon Bound, and I host Business is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but. Join me each week as I chat with some of the most interesting and inspirational players in the Aotearoa business scene and learn what it takes to make it happen from accidental entrepreneurs to the brains behind some of the country's biggest
Starting point is 00:26:56 brands. If you're into business or want to be, then make sure you follow Business is Boring wherever you get your podcasts. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network in partnership with Spark Lab. Bree and Clint. After 48 weeks and 2,581 guesses this morning, the secret sound $50,000 thanks to Neon was officially won by you, Sinead. Congratulations. Sinead. Congratulations. Sinead! Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Oh, my God. What an amazing moment. And, you know, I'm a bit annoyed that you won it on breakfast with Fletcher on Omega because Clint and I, we've been sitting here doing the hard yards and we missed out on the moment. I thought for everyone listening right now and you and I, Clint, let's do a recreation so we get the excitement as well. I like that.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Are you keen, Sinead? Ben, can you please quickly find the way Brie reacted last time we gave away the secret sound? Don't. Get the clip of her from last time. I wanted a chance to redeem myself. Okay. Ready, Sinead?
Starting point is 00:28:01 Get your acting face on. Here we go. ZM's $50,000 secret sound. to redeem myself. Okay, ready, Sinead? Get your acting face on. Here we go. Here we are, mate. This could be it. Someone could take home 50K right here, right now. Surely not. Surely not.
Starting point is 00:28:19 It could be. We need a stand-in soundkeeper, Ella, by the way. Producer Anastasia, get ready. Sinead, welcome to ZM. You're about to guess the secret sound. Thank you. I'm excited.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Congrats on getting through. I mean, that's the hardest part, but here's your chance, Sinead. This is your chance at $50,000. That's just so stupid. No, I love this. Let's have one more listen to the sound. I mean, what could it be? What could it be?
Starting point is 00:28:44 I mean. Nobody knows. It's just so hard to know. Sungi Baella is here. Hello, Sungi Baella. Hey, guys. Are you ready to roll? I'm excited to hopefully give away some money today.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Sinead, what's the secret sound? I think it's a chili bean lid closing. Oh, are you sure? Oh! What makes you think that? Oh, I don't know. Just an educated guess. Hopefully it's in the video.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Educated guess. 50K, a lot of money. What would you do with it? Renovations, I think. We already know this. She said this on one of Megan's shows this morning. No, but we're giving our audience. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:29:23 We're giving our audience the same kind of, you know. Are you keen to lock in that guest, Sinead? Are you 100% sure? 99.99. She seems pretty sure about it. I mean, you know, a lot of people are sure. What makes you so sure? She's locked it in.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Soundkeeper Ella, is that the secret sound? Sinead, a lot of money on the line. Oh my God, I'm so nervous. Lovely Tuesday, good weather today. Get to the point. That's the secret sound. She's got it. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:30:01 I'm so excited. So exciting. Today, you must be feeling so many emotions right now. So crazy. Well, we don't have any party poppers because Fletchford and Megan let them all off this morning. But, yeah, well done. You've had, what, six hours now to sit with this $50,000? How are you feeling?
Starting point is 00:30:21 Yeah, so crazy. It still just feels a little bit unreal, to be honest. Have you went out and spent heaps of money yet? Surely you went and bought something. Has it shown up in your account yet? No, well, no, I don't think so. It's literally, I think, within 24 hours. Why don't you check your internet banking or on the phone?
Starting point is 00:30:39 Have you got the app? Yes, I do. Well, log in. Let's see if the $50,000 is in there. Let's have a look. Come on. Give us something, Sinead. Even if it's not, you should just lie.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Oh, no. No. Not yet. It's not in there yet. Oh, well, let's just pretend it is and then I can play this. Oh, my God! Now, that's real excitement right there. Sinead, we're so happy for you.
Starting point is 00:31:07 We're looking forward to the Renaults and we can't believe it was a Cholibon all along. You won 50 grand. I know. It's crazy. I still can't even believe it. Sinead, go buy a jet ski. Don't buy a frigging jet ski. Do it, Sinead.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Don't listen to anything Bree tells you. We're coming into summer. Perfect time. A jet ski with a Chile bin on the back. A kayak. A nice, sensible kayak. It's good. I don't want to appreciate as much.
Starting point is 00:31:34 It's thanks to our mates at Neon. They sponsored The Secret Sound. We're stoked to have been able to give away $50,000 again. So can't wait for next season of The Secret Sound. You can also get yourself some Neon. You get great value and a Kiwi streaming service all on there. Well done again, Sinead. Talk to you soon. Enjoy
Starting point is 00:31:49 that money, Sinead. Thank you. Just one more time for luck. Screw you, guys. Brie and Clint. This Friday after work, we want you to join us for a tiramisu where Brie will cook her world famous, we didn't have as world famous,
Starting point is 00:32:06 it's Thomas our family famous tiramisu. Yeah, it's an heirloom that my nonna, she brought over from Italy when she migrated in the 50s. And it's one of those recipes, all families have them, where it's like, you know, the go-to family heirloom recipe that you make at Christmas time or a big event. She's from Travizo where the tiramisu was invented. So maybe she was friends.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Maybe. She would have been around the same age. Yeah. Just saying. And Travizo, not a big place. I have never tasted it. Obviously, I've never attended Tomasell Family Christmas and you've never offered to make it for me.
Starting point is 00:32:46 I didn't know you liked tiramisu. I didn't know I liked tir tasted it. Obviously, I've never attended Thomasale Family Christmas and you've never offered to make it for me. I didn't know you liked tiramisu. Didn't know I liked tiramisu. Now that I think about it, you are definitely a sweets man. Yeah, I love a dessert. You love a dessert. Yeah, I love a big, big creamy dessert. Well, like I said, it's a special occasion. Yeah, and I thought if we're going to commit to doing this
Starting point is 00:33:01 and broadcasting it, I need to bloody taste it first. This is just so you could have some tiramisu at work. Now, look, before we try it, I have made a tiramisu. This is the test batch. This is the test batch, and I'm just going to go out there and say I don't know how good it's going to be because I didn't have any espresso, and I had to use plunger coffee, so I'm just not going to. Did you make it strong or weak, the plunger coffee?
Starting point is 00:33:26 Well, at first I made it weak because I don't drink coffee, so I was very confused. Don't you have a Nespresso machine? Yeah, but we didn't have any pods. Oh, okay. Yeah, you could have hooked me up with some of those. Well, you could have. Aren't you bloody the face of Nespresso?
Starting point is 00:33:40 With bloody George Clooney? Well, if I'd known, I'll make sure that we've got good Nespresso pods for the actual thing. Okay, so I've got, this is the tiramisu. Have you tasted this yet? I haven't tasted it, so I'm very worried. And look, there was a few dramas, and when I make this, I make it from memory.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Shit, there's a lot of excuses here. This is just... Okay, the producers... Does everybody have some? The producers have some. Yeah, we've got some here. Okay, right. a lot of excuses here. This is just... Okay, the producers... Does everybody have some? The producers have some. Yeah, we've got some here. Okay, right. Yeah, yeah. Bottoms up, everybody. Bon appétit to all.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Oh, man, that is... Holy. That's pretty good. That is... That's pretty good. Now, I don't know if I've actually ever had tiramisu. I don't think I've ever had tiramisu. Wow. Are you guys just saying that so we get people on the tiramisu? No, I'm't know if I've actually ever had tiramisu. I don't think I've ever had tiramisu. Wow. Are you guys just saying that so we get people on the tiramisu?
Starting point is 00:34:28 No, I'm not just saying it. Is it the cream that's giving me that flavour? Mate, there's all the secrets in the world in this thing and I ain't telling them on the radio. I don't want to be too critical. I can definitely taste the plunger coffee. Yeah. I feel like if you put the espresso, you put the espresso in there.
Starting point is 00:34:47 What's the alcohol in this? It's masala. Oh, that's the one you talked about last night. It's a special wine from Italy, yeah. Right, and because this doesn't get cooked, the alcohol doesn't cook off, does it? No. So this is an alcoholic dessert. You can get real drunk from this.
Starting point is 00:34:59 I hear you. This is my kind of meal. Is that sponge the biscuits? Yeah. Okay. Yum. It gets a pass. Does it get a pass? It gets a pass, right? Definitely. Yeah that sponge the biscuits? Yeah. Okay. Yum. It gets a pass. Does it get a pass?
Starting point is 00:35:07 It gets a pass, right? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This Friday, if you want to learn how to make this. It's pretty good. I'm pretty happy with that. Yeah, authentic tiramisu. You need to join us for the tiramisu.
Starting point is 00:35:16 It'll be 7 o'clock on Friday on the Brian Clint Facebook page as a live, but then it goes away. It doesn't happen again. It's a one-time only thing. If you want the recipe, my nonna came from Treviso, where tiramisu was invented, we found out last week. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Let's play the name game. This is an easy game that no one has been able to win yet, where you've just got to beat Bree at guessing celebrities' names. Rosie's here to give it a go. Hi, Rosie. G'day, Rosie.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Hey. Hello. How are you? I'm good, thanks. That's good to hear. Rosie. Ready to give it a go? Yeah, ready to give it a go.
Starting point is 00:35:54 If you can beat Brie, we'll give you 50 KFC chicken dollars, okay? Sweet deal. All I do is yell out a name. It could be a first name or a last name. You just need to tell me a famous person who uses that name in their name and you'll get a point. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:36:09 Yeah. Easy. Easy. Easy. Okay, cool. Good luck, everybody. Don't need to buzz in for this. Just yell out an answer
Starting point is 00:36:16 if you have one. First to three is going to win the game. Who's got a famous Benji for me? Marshall. Boy. Oh. Boy. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Well done, Bree. Rosie, do you know any famous Benjis? Madden. Benji Madden was the other one that I had. Yeah, it was a hard one. Yeah, right. Okay, one to Bree. Someone give me a famous...
Starting point is 00:36:40 Oh, that one's too easy. Someone give me a famous... Oliver. Twist? No, I won's too easy. Someone give me a famous Oliver. Twist? No, I won't accept twist. Oliver. Jamie Oliver. There it is.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Yes, that's what I wanted. Damn it. That was a good one from you, Rosie. I had Jamie Oliver and John Oliver. My brain doesn't work the opposite way around. I need to get it into gear. But you can. You can use the name at the end.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Well done, Rosie. You're on the board. Someone give me, this is where we're tied up at the moment. Someone give me a famous Angela. Bishop. No, that's an Australian politician. You wouldn't know who that is. I will not accept Angela Bishop.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Angela from play school. an Australian politician, you wouldn't know who that is. I will not accept Angela Bishop. Angela? From play school? No, I'm sorry, I won't accept that one either. Angela? Oh, no. Anaconda? Angela Anaconda? No, I won't accept that either.
Starting point is 00:37:38 From the cartoon, come on! Well, we'll have to defer to our judge, Anastasia. Have you heard of Angela Anaconda, the cartoon before? Oh, she's so young. That was a great show. No. But you know who you should have said? Who?
Starting point is 00:37:49 Angela Merkel. Angela Merkel. Angela Merkel. Who's that? The German Chancellor. Oh, sorry. No, I missed that one. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Okay. Do you know who that is, Rosie? No. No clue. She's one of the most powerful women in the world. Okay, no, that's fine. We'll buzz out. We'll'll buzz out Angela and Angela today. Rosie and I are like, no, don't know who that is.
Starting point is 00:38:10 What about Angela Bloomfield from Celebrity Treasure Island? Oh, damn it. You only spent a month marooned on an island with the woman. Why did I miss that one? Okay, what's our scores? Is it still one or? I think it is. Give me a famous Tom.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Hanks. Yes. Finally. So far. Two Tom. Hanks. Yes. Finally. So far. Two to Bree, one to Rosie. Give me a famous Julia.
Starting point is 00:38:33 Roberts. Sorry, Rosie, couldn't get there. Oh, no. I'm sure I said it first. Oh, did you say it too? I said it too. Yeah, well say it too? I did it too. Yeah, well, didn't hear it.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Did it cut out? That's okay. No, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way, mate. Oh, really? Yeah, of course. Why not? Hey, we just give stuff away here.
Starting point is 00:39:00 We gave away $50,000 this morning. I can give you 50 KFC chicken dollars. Yeah, Rosie, honestly, take it, Rosie. It's not going to impact us at all. Awesome. You go treat yourself, Rosie. Brianne Clint. Saw a thing on the interwebs the other day,
Starting point is 00:39:14 and I found it quite interesting, and it was someone talking about what they believed was the actual longest minute for a human being. And I think one at the top was a microwave minute is so long. Especially when you're hungry. Isn't it the longest thing ever? Especially when your food only needs a minute. Oh.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Yeah. And you just stand there, like, waiting for it. And you're just watching. And then some minutes just go in an instant. Yeah. Like, if you've got a 10-minute break at work and you spend the whole thing on your phone, boom, gone. That's just 10 TikToks. And all of a sudden you have to go back to work. It's a instant. Yeah. Like if you've got a 10-minute break at work and you spend the whole thing on your phone, boom, gone. That's just 10 TikToks and all of a sudden you have to go back to work.
Starting point is 00:39:48 It's a conspiracy. Yeah. Yeah, we're living in a simulator. Boss, for this break I want 10 microwave minutes. Yeah. Not 10. Not some of these measly normal minutes. I want 10 microwave minutes.
Starting point is 00:40:00 I thought we could go around the room and put in some longest minutes. I thought we could go around the room and put in some longest minutes. I'll kick it off with what about a treadmill minute? Oh, yeah. That's pretty long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially if you haven't been exercising for, I don't know, your whole life. What's longer?
Starting point is 00:40:20 The first minute or the last minute? Or are you only going on for a minute? I'm just going straight one minute. That's it. Yeah, right. Up there with that, I'd say the wall sit minute. How horrible. Your trainer's like,
Starting point is 00:40:33 you just need to do a wall sit for one minute. And you're like, what do you mean just one minute? You know what's saying a lot? I would rather do a one minute plank, which is also the longest minute ever, than a wall sit. Yeah. Do you think the minute goes faster
Starting point is 00:40:47 if you count or if you try and ignore it and think about something else? I try and set my mind somewhere else completely. I try and go, oh, think about anything, anything other than this. Ben, what's a long minute? When you're a minute away from home and need to go toilet. Oh, that is such a good one.
Starting point is 00:41:07 The touching cloth minute. It literally takes so long to get home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you get the sweats. Probably a bit niche, this one. People waiting nervously for a pregnancy test to develop. Oh, yeah. I mean, I can't relate to that one, but...
Starting point is 00:41:27 I feel like there's quite a lot of women out there that would be... Because how long does a pregnancy test take? Have you never taken one? No, I've never taken one. I've been responsible. I say that like I'm surprised. You know how you always see it in the movie and they're just sitting there on the toilet waiting for it to develop?
Starting point is 00:41:42 Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, it takes like, what, three minutes? Does it? Oh, then I've failed the assignment. I don't know. Someone text us, how long does it take a pee test? They're probably all different. Yeah. How long do you have to stand there holding a stick covered in your own wee? I just assumed it was a minute. Before you find out if you're
Starting point is 00:41:57 pregnant or not. Yeah. You know what? I mean, I can't comment personally on this, but I feel like I would know. And I feel like the longest minute in the whole world would be for a man when he's with a woman and he's very, very excited, but he's trying to hold on.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Just get to that minute mark. Do you know what's funny, Brie? That is the winner. Brie, I was the only other person in the room that was going to say that too. That would be the longest minute for you, lads. I reckon it's a minute long enough, isn't it? Never an issue for us girls, though, Brie. How long do you want these minutes to be?
Starting point is 00:42:38 Jeez. Those minutes seem to go on forever, Anastasia. I'm tired. I'm going to go to sleep. Let's take some calls. Let's put together a list of the longest minutes in the world. Alright. Yeah, I want people's input on this.
Starting point is 00:42:52 0800 dials at M. What is the longest minute? What are you adding into this list? You can text us also on 9696. The air fryer minute. That's long. That's a long minute. The washing machine. When you've got to go somewhere, but you've got to deal with the washing first.
Starting point is 00:43:09 Brian Clint. We're putting together a list of what we feel are the longest minutes to wait through as a human being. So far on the list is a microwave minute, a planking minute. A wall sit minute. A wall sit minute. What did Ben say? Ben's was really good When you're busing to go to the toilet And you're in the car on the way home minute
Starting point is 00:43:31 That's such a good one And Anastasia's pregnancy test minute Yeah pregnancy test minute And of course for the males The minute when you're having a really fun time With a lady Those minutes are long, yes. They're real long.
Starting point is 00:43:46 I can't relate, but I'm sure they are. I'll take your word for it. You guys keep telling us they go quickly. I'm like, well, you need to stay in the moment a bit more. Very quickly. Taylor's here. Hi, Taylor. Hi, how are you going?
Starting point is 00:43:57 Good, thanks, Taylor. What do you want to add to the list as the longest minute? Yes, yeah, my longest minute. My partner was in Australia for nine months last year and coming out of quarantine, I drove down to Christchurch to get him and he texted saying he was coming out and it felt like it took hours.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Longest minute for me. That's 100% when you're waiting in an airport or somewhere where you haven't seen someone for a long time. It takes forever. Absolutely, that's what I always think about. Nine months and two weeks apart, but the last minute was the longest. Yes, it was. Oh, that's nice.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Oh, well, I'm glad. And how are you guys going now? Oh, perfect. Thank you. Oh, that's great. Is it risky? You've got to be careful with these questions, mate. Those can be risky.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Yeah, but I mean, that's part of life. If they break up, they break up. I know, but if she'd come and gone, oh, he left me, we would have really been stuck in that situation. Have a good day. You would have gone, wow, this might be
Starting point is 00:44:50 the longest radio minute I've ever been a part of. But anyway, it paid off. Cam's here. G'day, Cam. Hey, how are you going, guys? Good, thank you, Cam.
Starting point is 00:44:58 What do you think is the longest minute? Well, I'm a teacher and I can say with absolute certainty that the longest minute is when the kids have been mucking around and the lunchtime rolls around and I say,
Starting point is 00:45:08 no, sorry guys, you actually owe me some time. You're going to have to sit here and wait in silence. Yeah, right. And can I say... They always have. Clint's been talking to Bree. Sorry guys, I'm going to start the time again. That's another moment.
Starting point is 00:45:21 I was just going to say, Cam, you know it's been so long since I've been at school, but I remember that so vividly. I forgot about that until this very minute. Vividly. Do they teach you that in the teacher's handbook? It's an unwritten rule. It's like a go-to move, right?
Starting point is 00:45:39 Yeah. Absolutely. And then all the kids will be like, oh, shut up. Please, sir. Please. Yeah, right. Good one. That's so good, Cam. Thanks shut up. Please, sir. Please. Yeah, right. Good one. So good, Cam.
Starting point is 00:45:47 Thanks, Cam. Crystal's here. G'day, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi. What's the longest minute, you reckon? So for me, the longest minute I've ever had was I was giving birth to my daughter. And you have to wait in between contractions.
Starting point is 00:46:03 And, you know, you kind of have to go so far and then they tell you to stop. And it's only like a minute, no more than two, and it's the longest time you could ever wait. Like, that's the longest I've ever waited. It feels like an eternity. You win, Crystal. I reckon that would be the longest minute ever.
Starting point is 00:46:22 The giving birth contraction minutes, yeah. Oh, that'd be horrible. I've had to time them twice now with both of our children. And yeah, you watch that time just tick, tick, and your partner's going, oh! Yeah, because I'm sure it was long for you timing it. I had to count. I had to keep count.
Starting point is 00:46:38 One Mississippi, two Mississippi. Stop doing the Mississippi. Just kidding. I got an app and watched the cricket. Dave is here. Hi, Dave. G'day, Dave. Hi,. I got an app and watched the cricket. Dave is here. Hi, Dave. G'day, Dave. Hi, how's it going?
Starting point is 00:46:48 Good, thank you. What do you reckon is the longest minute? Oh, it's got to be that last minute while waiting for Uber Eats. Oh, God. It's like a puppy in a window just watching, waiting for it. Why does it always seem like they just stop in their tracks when they're like... I swear that last minute when you're getting Uber Eats or an Uber, it's not a minute.
Starting point is 00:47:08 It's like... They toy around. They'll do like a couple laps and then they'll tease you a little bit and then, all right, here's your food. You reckon it's a conspiracy to make the food taste better. They get the anticipation up. I think it's hype. Just go around Dave's house a few times.
Starting point is 00:47:26 If I was an Uber Eats driver, I would do that just to mess with people. Just drive past their house a few times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get there and they're like, please give me the food. And then you go, I'm not giving you the food
Starting point is 00:47:39 unless you promise to give me a tip. And you're like, at this stage, I'll give you whatever you want. Good one, Dave. The Uber Eats minute is a bloody long minute. That's so good. Very well done. A lot of long minutes.
Starting point is 00:47:52 You know what else? What about at the end of like a rugby game or something and the scores are like really tight and the last minute of the game, that is forever. Time for Birthday Banger. Free and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, here we go. Birthday Banger for your Tuesday. Three people's birthdays. What was the number one song on their 16th? We'll play our favourite one. Let's talk to Maddie. Hey, Maddie.
Starting point is 00:48:19 G'day, Maddie. Hi. Hey. How are you? Good, thanks. You? That's good. Not too bad, Maddie.
Starting point is 00:48:25 I'm keen to do your Birthday Banger. What's your birthday? The 26th? Good, thanks. You? That's good. Not too bad, Maddie. I'm keen to do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 26th of July, 2003. So how old would that make you, Maddie? Not very old. You'd be what? 18. 18.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Jeez. You were born in 2003. Yep. Yeah, wild. It's confronting. I know, Brie. So technically, wait a second. Technically, when we first started this segment four years ago, Maddie couldn't have played.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Because she was under 16. Because she was under 16. Yeah, I think I was going to say because she wasn't born. I was like, no, you've got that math wrong. No, you've got that one wrong. I'm not that bad. All right, Maddie, you were 16 not that long ago, just a couple of years ago in 2019.
Starting point is 00:49:02 And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Can't nobody tell me nothing. They can't tell me nothing. Yeah, that's a great birthday banger, Maddie. Yeah, I reckon. Old Town Road, Maddie. Yeah, yeah, it goes good. Yeah, good.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Okay, wait there. Could be the winner today. Let's talk to Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi. I heard it's your birthday today, mate's talk to Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi. I heard it's your birthday today, mate. It sure is.
Starting point is 00:49:28 And it was I was born in 1981. I thought you were going to say I was born in 2019. Still very young, Alicia. Very young. Happy birthday for today. Have you had a good day so far? Yeah, yeah. Pretty good. It's pretty much
Starting point is 00:49:44 like a normal day. I'm in Hamilton, so we're in lockdown. Oh, right. We feel you, Alicia. Do you guys get to come out of lockdown a little bit tomorrow, like Auckland does? Oh, yeah, we've been in step two for a week.
Starting point is 00:49:59 Oh, you have, right. Why don't you go have a 25-person picnic for your birthday tonight then? I could, I could. You could, eh? But no one't you go have a 25-person picnic for your birthday tonight then? I could, I could. You could, eh? But no one really wants to have a 25-person picnic. But that's beside the point. I'm 40-er.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Yeah, right. Wait, are you 40 today? Yeah, I am. Oh, my God. That's a big birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you. Well, I'm glad that we could have you on, so it makes it a little bit more special.
Starting point is 00:50:25 You were 16, Alicia, in 1997. And on the 9th of November, your 16th birthday, this was number one. Come on, Barbie, let's go party. I'm a Barbie girl. Yes, Alicia. I'm a Barbie girl. Banger.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Wait, if you're 40 today, and this was number one on your 16th birthday, that means this song is 24 years old. Well, I thought we'd already done the making everyone feel old with Maddie and her being born in 2003. Maddie wasn't alive when this song came out. Okay, we get it. Not making Alicia feel good on her birthday.
Starting point is 00:51:03 Maddie, do you even know Barbie Girl? Have you ever heard that? You wouldn't know that song, would you? Oh, yeah, I've heard it a few times. Yeah, right. A few times? Damn it! Her parents have got it on record.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Okay, wait there, Alicia. We'll do one more birthday banger for Julia. Kia ora, Julia. Hi, Julia. Hi. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good to hear, Julia.
Starting point is 00:51:22 What's your birthday? 1st of May, and I'm 1981 as well. Oh, you're an 81 baby as well. Cool. So you were 16 in 1997 as well. So in that same year, but on your birthday, this was number one. I want to stand with you on a... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:40 I want to... Oh, it's a beautiful song. Not much of a banger though No, in a different way It's an emotional banger It's a sing-along banger Yeah At the moment it goes He just ran out of words in that
Starting point is 00:51:58 Yeah, he was like I'm just going to do a bit of something there I think he's like Australian or something, okay It must be something to do with the Aussies. Yeah, yeah. They just make it up, mate. I got that little dig from you, Julia. They're full of it, those Australians.
Starting point is 00:52:12 They just make it up as they go along. Horrible singers. Horrible. Okay, wait there. We've got a tough decision to make, Julia. We've got three good songs. Barbie Girl, Truly Madly Deeply from 1997, both of those songs, and Old Town Truly Madly Deeply from 1997,
Starting point is 00:52:27 both of those songs, and Old Town Road from yesterday. 97 was a good year, wasn't it? Yeah. Some good tunes. I feel like it's Alicia's 40th. It's an absolute tune. I'm going with my girl Alicia and Barbie Girl. That's my choice.
Starting point is 00:52:42 What are you picking? Yeah, I think you're right. I mean, I was tempted to go for Savage Garden. I truly was tempted to go for it. Truly madly deeply. But nah, Alicia, it's your birthday. You have to win. Congratulations. You just won birthday banger. Thanks, guys. It's our birthday
Starting point is 00:52:57 gift to you because we're stingy as. Happy birthday, mate. Have an amazing Arvo. All good, mate Brinklands Brinklands Look, the thing that is really taking over Everyone's Instagram right now Is the post a pic of your pet And we'll plant a tree
Starting point is 00:53:21 Yeah But who is the we? Yeah Who is planting the trees? Because I was curious and tempted to do it as well, but then I click into it and I can only see people who have done it. Who? Who wants us to share a picture of our pet and we'll plant a tree?
Starting point is 00:53:38 Is it Instagram? Is it a company that's trying to – but if it was a company, this is my thoughts, if it was a company and it's like some sort of branding thing or if it was a company this is my thoughts if it was a company and it's like some sort of branding thing or if it was like unicef like yeah or whoever it was they'd have their branding all over it trying to take credit for it right and if it was instagram surely instagram would want the credit for it i just don't understand who's doing it also it's at the level now where there's no way they could check all these photos.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Like I could take a picture of my butt and put it up on that trend. Yeah, it would look like a pug. Or those rolly dogs. Yeah, it'd look like a sharp eye. But you know what I mean? You could put a photo of anything in there. They're not going to check all six million photos.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Yeah. So it's been completely hijacked. Are they going to plant any trees? Or have we shared pictures of our animals for nothing? So it's quite interesting hijacked. Are they going to plant any trees? Or have we shared pictures of our animals for nothing? So it's quite interesting. I've done some research as other people are also doing. I've seen news
Starting point is 00:54:33 websites writing articles about it. It's taken over the world. This is what we're concerned with. Yeah, this is the biggest concern we've got at the moment. We need something to focus on. Anyway, pretty much everything that i've clicked on every news article every journalist that's looked into this or whatever is that no one really knows that's it's still a mystery so even like top tier journalists
Starting point is 00:55:00 like have have done their investigations on it yeah Yeah. Right now, all the stuff I've clicked on is inconclusive. Right. So they, yeah, they don't really. You know what people are saying though? People are saying it's kind of like those, you know, the emails where it was like pass this on to a friend or else you'll. A chain email from the 90s.
Starting point is 00:55:24 You'll have bad sex for like 10 years. People are saying it's kind of like that, they reckon. Also, people love sharing pictures of their animals. And it's a nice trend. Yeah, I mean, I love it because you get to look at people's cute pets. Yeah, but like you shared a picture of your dog. Are you scared that you've basically given your big daughter away? Like the chain email?
Starting point is 00:55:46 Yeah, someone's in your phone now. I mean, if they're in, they're in. There's nothing much that's that good in there. Well, there's a shitload of dog photos. Yeah, but I'm giving those out for free apparently. Free in Clint. I want to tell you about this. It's iconic.
Starting point is 00:56:01 It's a national landmark. The Sky Tower. No, it's not the Sky Tower. The most beautiful building in New Zealand. I want to take you to Italy. Oh, okay. Because this landmark is in Italy. What part of Italy?
Starting point is 00:56:18 I've been there. I don't know if I told you about it. Have you? Yeah. The town of Conigiliano. Jeez, you can pick the Italian on the show, can't you? Yeah. The town of Conigiliano. Jeez, you can pick the Italian on the show, can't you? I've never heard of it. Never heard of the place.
Starting point is 00:56:33 But apparently it's very iconic. Clearly. People go to this landmark to take a photo in front of it. Is it the Leaning Tower? Because that's in Pisa. No, no, it's not. Your Italian's so good. I know. No, it's not the Leaning Tower? Because that's in Pisa. No, no, it's not. Your Italian's so good. I know.
Starting point is 00:56:46 No, it's not the Leaning Tower. It's a car that has been parked in the same parking spot for the last 47 years. Oh, right, okay. So the owner of the car... They'd pay him a few tickets, wouldn't it? Unless it's free parking zone. The owner of the car, his name's Angelo, and he's 94 now. And back in 1974, he parked his car in this spot.
Starting point is 00:57:23 And it's sat there for the last 47 years. Isn't that amazing? Why? Why is his car still there? Did he lose the last 47 years. Isn't that amazing? Why? Why is his car still there? Did he lose the keys? No. So apparently he ran a business in front of it. Yeah. And he used to store the newspapers and stuff in the back of the car.
Starting point is 00:57:38 So it was just easier for him. And then he said it kind of became, like started to become like a bit of a. A landmark. A landmark. An attraction. Yeah. And then so he it kind of became, like, started to become like a bit of a landmark and attraction. And then so he just never moved it. But in sad news, it's had to be shifted. Why? I know. Why?
Starting point is 00:57:56 Because apparently it was blocking up the roadway. Well, yeah, no shit. It's been there for 47 years. The cool thing about this car, and it will still be there until they update it, like if you have the address of the car, we could go and drive past it on Google Street View. You know it actually has its own mark on Google Maps? Yeah, yeah, right. Just this shitty old car just in there.
Starting point is 00:58:17 I'm looking at the car now. There's nothing special about it. Hold on. I'll tell you what type of car it is. It's a very old car, obviously, because it's been, it's a compact four-door saloon. Yeah. That just means it's a car with four doors. Hold on, wait.
Starting point is 00:58:34 It's here somewhere. Hold on, probably should have looked at this before. This landmark is iconic. This landmark, honestly, everybody knows about this landmark. How could they move this car? People clearly love it so much. People love this car. Anyway, they've moved it to a museum.
Starting point is 00:58:51 Anyway, it's gone. You can go see it in a museum. You want to see an old car? Mate! That used to be parked somewhere, go to a museum. I'm bloody tired. I had no content for today. Right?
Starting point is 00:59:02 All right. Man, we're like Lonely Planet up here. This is good shit on our show.

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