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Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show
Let's keep this short and sweet, shall we?
Yeah, we've got places to be
So, any admin, any goths, people's lives need to go off their chest
Won some money on the horses, you see
How much?
More than you bet
I got a bunch of people to kiss the ticket
for good luck only ladies did it work yeah it won the horse won and then i took it up to the
booth and the lady goes the barcode's all smudged can't scan it and i said oh i got a bunch of
ladies to kiss it for luck and she said she looked at me doing the the eyes. Shit, you're cool. She went, she looked at me, did the eyes. She goes, oh.
So good.
Paid off though,
didn't it?
How much?
Doesn't matter.
No, it does matter.
How much?
How much?
Like a third of what I spent on other horses.
How much?
50 bucks.
Oh yeah.
How much really?
I reckon you spent about 500500 No, I'll pass off
No, no, no
I only took $100 to play with
Oh, is your wife listening to this?
No, let's just go
We've got to go
So bye
You said short
Well, not that short
Sweet enough
Sorry guys
Bye
Bye I'm going to fuck, maybe not.
Good afternoon, everybody.
Welcome to the Brie and Clint show.
Get on the train, guys.
We're about to get you home for a Wednesday destination fun.
What a loser.
No, I'm bringing the vibes.
I need to get off.
I need to get off.
No, you've paid. Let me off this train.
Sorry, let me check your ticket.
No, it's a one-way ticket to Funville.
Keep my hop card.
Let me off this train.
Today on the show, we've got more Friday Jams Live tickets to give away in the swap shop.
If you want to swap us something to go with our Makita power tools and our portable spa pool, we've already swapped.
I know.
How exciting.
It's all going down this Sunday at Western Springs.
And I was just talking to my friend who I lived with in America 10 years ago.
Yeah.
Who I haven't seen for 10 years.
Yeah.
She's moving to New Zealand.
For Friday Jams.
On Friday.
And she's got tickets to come. How good. To Friday Jams Live. What a reunion. That Friday Jams. On Friday. And she's got tickets to come.
How good.
To Friday Jams Live.
What a reunion.
That'll be awesome.
I know.
Claude, has our spa pool arrived yet that we swapped for?
Has it shown up yet?
Not yet, but I'm sure it can't be far away.
Can't be far away.
Can we please do the show from the spa pool on Friday?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
That'd be great.
Can we get...
BYO bathers.
Can we get the spray tan people in?
Yeah, I'll see what I can do.
Cool, thank you.
It'll all come off in the spa.
I don't care.
I care.
As long as I look bronzed in the video.
Let's kick that show off with Tradie vs Lady.
We have got $50 cash up for grabs.
Thanks to our mates at KFC for the smartest tradie or lady in the country right now.
Bree and Clint.
It's a big announcement.
Something coming back.
Something returning.
When was the last time we did this?
Oh, yes.
Two years ago?
COVID ruined it.
We were meant to do it last year and then COVID.
Yeah, I feel like we did it in between lockdowns.
Yeah, I think we did.
Sorry to bring up lockdowns, by the way.
Anyway, it's back.
Bree and Clint present Friday Oaky Live.
Thanks to Spurn Off Soda. Anyway, it's back. Brian Glynn presents Friday Okie Live.
There better be a version of that intro with your bouncing. No, I asked that there not be.
Safer for everyone.
That's right.
That is not okay.
You heard correct.
Friday Okie Live, your chance to show your stuff on the karaoke stage
and you could win $500 cash.
This tour, we're going to Hamilton, Tauranga and a couple in Auckland for Friday Oki Live.
And if you want to join us, the first one goes down next Friday.
That's the 18th of November at the bank in Hamilton.
Look, I'm going to stick my neck out and say we, on the last tour,
Hamilton had the most talent.
It went off.
There was so many amazing singers.
I mean, not to say there wasn't great singers around the rest of the country.
Yeah.
Just there was so many at the Hamilton one.
It went off.
And then afterwards, we went off.
Yeah.
A big night in Hamilton.
It was a big night.
It was a good night.
I believe
Zara took it out
was that our winner
she did Whitney Houston
she did
Whitney Houston
I Want To Dance With Somebody
and she was incredible
got the crowd going
because it's not just about voice
it's about crowd presence
crowd work
yeah
here's the key details
Hamilton
next Friday the 18th
at the bank
then Tauranga
at Mount Social Club
on the 2nd of December.
And then Auckland at the Prospect of Howick
on Friday the 9th of December.
And could be another date on the way as well.
All those details are up at ZM online.
It's thanks to our mates at Smirnoff Soda.
You can try the new Smirnoff Soda lime and lemon
at your liquor stores.
Now, this is going to be a great party.
So come on down and sing with us.
So entry is free.
Just keep that in mind.
You can pre-register your song so it doesn't get taken by someone else at ZM Online.
And you can go in the draw to skip the queue as well.
It's done on crowd voting, just as a little life hack for you.
We don't pick the winner.
So the more friends you bring with you...
The more likely you will have the $500 to put on the bar.
Assuming your friends vote for you.
We have seen friends turn on their friend.
We have seen that.
Come and get it, Monks.
Friday Oaky Live.
Thanks to Smirnoff Soda.
It's back and better than ever.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie versus Lady.
Here we go.
Score update for the year.
The Tradies on 101.
The ladies on 82.
Let's meet our lady this afternoon.
She's from Morrinsville.
She's 34 years old and she is pregnant with her third baby.
Welcome to the show, Libby.
Hi.
How long have you lived in Morrinsville for, Libby?
On and off all my life.
Have they still got the wagon wheel in
Morrinsville? Oh, yeah.
It's where you get the enormous ice creams from.
Yeah, and these
things called dub-dubs, which are like
donuts with
custard cream in them.
Did you go to school with
the same school as the Prime
Minister, Libby?
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I hope not.
No.
She's from Lawrenceville, though, hey, isn't she?
She is.
Okay, Libby.
You're taking on our tradie today.
He's 22 years old.
He's from Auckland and he loves a bit of golf in the weekends.
Welcome to the show, James.
G'day, James.
What's your handicap, mate?
Oh, about a 15.
Oh, yeah? Do you know what that
means? Yeah.
Not bad, not bad.
I don't. Not bad, not bad.
James, your buzzer is tradie.
Libby, your buzzer is lady.
First of three correct answers. Walks away
with $50 from KFC. Good luck.
Here we go, guys. Question number one.
It's officially picnic season. Name three different kinds of cheese you might take to theFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. It's officially picnic season.
Name three different kinds of cheese
you might take to the park.
Libby.
Trudy.
Libby.
Cheetah, Swiss, Gouda.
Interesting mix of more the hard cheeses,
but we will take it.
No brie, no camembert in there.
Yeah.
No blue. Oh, blueembert in there. Yeah. No blue.
Oh, blue cheese is my favourite.
What about a blue brie?
Oh, give it to me.
One to the ladies, question number two.
Which famous musician does TikTok think wears a hairpiece?
I'll give you a hint.
They used to be in One Direction.
Trudy. Yes, give you a hint. They used to be in One Direction.
Trady.
Yes, James.
Harry Styles.
That is on the money.
Harry Styles.
A lot of... TikTok won't be happy until Harry Styles is lifted off the ground by his hair
to prove that it's not a wig.
He'd look good with or without hair, I say.
Question number three, one-a-piece.
Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song.
Yes, Libby.
Sam Smith.
That is spot on.
Nice work, Libby.
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
Question number four.
What is the loudest animal on earth?
Is it an elephant?
Yes, James.
Isn't it a whale?
Yeah.
Do we give it? I reckon we give it.
Yeah, give it to him.
That means...
Just know you're lucky, James. We're all tied
up, guys. This is for the win.
Question number five. America's
next top mullet will soon be crowned.
Where did the mullet first originate from?
Is it New Zealand, Australia, or France?
Freddie.
Yes, Libby.
Australia.
You'd think so, but no.
You would think so.
The mudflap haircut, no.
James.
New Zealand or France?
New Zealand. Actually mudflap haircut. No. James? New Zealand or France? New Zealand.
Actually, France.
Yeah.
Apparently, the hairstyle was first worn by French fashion guru Henry Mollet in the early 70s.
I like it.
Surely, that's Henry Mollet.
Mollet.
Well, to me, it's Mollet.
Question number six.
British short hair, Persian and rag doll.
Libby.
Libby for the win.
Cat.
She's got it.
She's done it.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Libby, $50 cash coming your way.
Thanks to KFC.
That should buy you a pack and a half of nappies for that new baby.
I've got my two boys in the back and I fight over it.
Oh, yes.
Chuck the money back there.
Let them go at it.
Nice work, Libby.
You enjoy, mate.
I watched the new Selena Gomez documentary that's on Apple Plus the other night.
Oh, yeah?
It's called Selena Gomez, My Mind and Me.
It's actually a really raw My Mind and Me. It's actually
a really raw and
sad documentary. Really?
Yeah, it's
I think they, I believe
they started shooting it back in 2016.
Oh, that long ago? Yeah,
there's footage from like 2016. Is that when her lupus
stuff came out? She'd already,
so she already has been diagnosed with
lupus when they've started filming.
Yeah.
But she was,
I believe,
going on her world tour
at the time in 2016
and then she kind of had
that big breakdown
and had to be hospitalised
and all that kind of stuff.
Does the doco say,
has she quit music?
It doesn't really go into it.
Because she definitely does more acting
than music at the moment.
Yeah,
she's been in Only Murderers in the Building
hasn't she? Such a great show
she's fantastic on that too
she is, she's really good
but it covers a lot of really kind of
yeah
tough topics
and her struggle with mental health
and kind of what she's been through with
lupus and her health struggles
and a lot of
different bits and pieces. One thing I notice, because obviously we talk about musicians and
we keep up to date with what's happening with, you know, in their lives and kind of thing.
And I remember when she, cause she had a kidney transplant a number of years ago. And I remember we talked about it and I remember reading that one of her best friends gave
her one of her kidneys.
Right.
And I remember thinking when I was watching the doco, I was like, they haven't covered
The kidney friend.
The kidney transplant or talked about this friend of hers that has donated a kidney to her.
That seems like a bit of an elephant in the room situation.
Yeah, so I kind of looked into it and there's stories floating about now.
So her friend's name is Francia Reiser,
who it was back in 2017 that they had this operation
where she donated a kidney to Selina.
So it's in the documentary window.
Yeah, so that's what i think and um anyway selena has made recent comments about the industry where she's kind of said my only friend in the industry is taylor swift and
apparently francia who is uh quite a well-known Latina actor. Okay.
Didn't like that.
And in the last few days, people have noticed that they no longer follow each other on Instagram.
And people are saying that they've had a massive falling out.
Yeah.
And that they don't like each other anymore.
It must be such a weird friendship dynamic
if someone's given the other person a kidney.
Because you owe them.
For the rest of your life, you owe them for the rest of your life you owe them
and like
you owe them your life
you literally owe them
your life
yeah
so that
anytime you had an argument
with your friend
they'd go
yeah but remember that time
I gave you a kidney
I gave you one of my kidneys
so it would put pressure
on the relationship
yeah
I hope that
it's not true
because I mean
they obviously
were very very close friends if, you know,
if she's giving Selena one of her kidneys.
Yeah, either that or Selena paid her a lot of money.
Well, that too.
I mean, we don't know the ins and outs,
but I thought it'd be quite interesting because I was thinking
about people who do this for another person,
where you give one of your kidneys to someone else
so they can live a normal life.
And it's probably one of the biggest
gifts you can give
someone. The highest profile
one in New Zealand I know of
was when broadcaster
Grant Kiriyama, who used to do the breakfast show
here on ZM. People always mention
this to me. He gave a kidney to Jonah Lomu.
Yeah. Yeah. RIP.
Unfortunately, Jonah still passed away.
Yeah, but it gave him years on his life.
I know. Incredible.
It is a very selfless thing to do
to give somebody a kidney. Yeah.
It's huge. It's such
a big deal. Because you don't know what's coming down the
line for you. Well, you don't and
I mean, what it gives
to that other person, I can only imagine.
Yeah. Are you saving a life?
Yeah, literally.
I thought we could ask this afternoon, 0800DIALS at M.
It's quite, you know, a niche thing to ask.
Yeah.
But there will be people out there, and I stand by it.
Have you donated a kidney to someone?
Brian Clint.
Just talking about this new documentary that's on Apple+.
You can go producer Ella.
Do you reckon people
can hear this door to the
studio? Oh yeah, don't push it. Yeah Ella, hang on.
So we want to know, can you text us if you hear the
noise? Go.
Oh no, you definitely heard that. Well we can
hear it. Yeah, we can hear it. I wonder if people can hear it.
Yeah. Oh well don't open it again.. Well, we can hear it. Yeah, we can hear it. I wonder if people can hear it. Yeah.
Oh, well, don't open it again.
It's very taboo in radio.
Yeah.
You should not be opening the studio door. You'll be producing this show, not ruining it, Ella.
See the big red light?
It's on.
No, she'll be.
You're doing great.
You're doing great, babe.
Keep going.
If you've seen the new doco on Apple Plus, it's about Selena Gomez
and the last however many years of her life.
And she's had a lot going on.
She's had a mental health battle.
She's had her health struggle with lupus.
One thing that they don't really cover in the doco and show
is when her friend donated a kidney to her.
Yeah, it's pretty awkward.
It's a pretty massive thing that's happened in her life
and then now there's all these stories about how they've
had a big falling out and they don't
talk anymore. And I want to know
from people, have you donated
a kidney to someone or have you received
a kidney from someone? Michelle's here.
Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hello.
Did you get one or give one? I gave
one. Oh, Michelle, you beautiful
human. Who did you give a kidney to?
A random stranger.
Stop it.
You donated a kidney to a stranger?
Yeah.
What do you mean, Michelle?
How do you even do that?
Is there like a list you can join?
I found this all out in the process.
So I read an article about someone who'd given a kidney to John Olomou
and he wasn't family. And that was the first time I knew
that you could give it to anyone. You could be a match.
I asked my doctor about it and they put me through to the kidney people and then I went through
the process and was approved to be a donor and they put
me on the list and then there was somebody that I matched with straight away.
That's incredible.
Do you really want to do this?
Yeah.
Michelle, can I just say, if we had more people like you in the world,
it would be such a good place to be.
Like, I just think you're amazing to just be like one day,
you know what, I'm going to get rid of one of my kidneys so someone else can live a full life.
Have you met the person you gave it to?
No, no, they keep it completely anonymous. Oh, I'd love to, if that was me. one of my kidneys so someone else can live a full life. Have you met the person you gave it to?
No, no,
they keep it completely anonymous.
Oh, I'd love to,
if that was me.
Yeah, imagine the Christmas
presents they'd buy you, Michelle.
I know that's not
why you do it.
No, it's not.
If I received a kidney
from a stranger,
I would love to meet them.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
But you're not allowed.
Isn't that fascinating?
I'm about to be on the phone.
Well, you're literally
on now, Catherine.
Catherine, g'day. Hi. Hi. You're on, Catherine. Can. But you're not allowed. Isn't that fascinating? I'm about to be on the phone. Well, you're literally on now, Catherine. Catherine, g'day.
Hi.
Hi.
You're on, Catherine.
Can I play on the playground?
I'm like, no, stay right here.
Okay, did you give or receive a kidney?
I gave a kidney.
You gave one as well, just like Michelle.
Amazing.
Catherine, tell us a story.
How'd it come about?
Who was it?
How did you do it?
So I had actually tried to donate my kidneys several times
before. When I was like 20
or 21,
I just
had an interaction with
Kidney Kids New Zealand and it kind of
got me thinking.
So I approached the hospital and I
was like, I want to be an altruistic donor
and an anonymous donor.
They thought about it and sort of in the end they said I was too, I want to be an altruistic donor, an anonymous donor. Yeah. But they thought about it and sort of just, in the end,
they said I was too young to, like, try again later.
So I tried again in a few years' time,
and they still thought I was a bit young to donate to a stranger.
If it had been a family member, they would have been okay with it.
But anyway, so in the end, I moved to London.
I was all set to donate in London.
I had done all my tests.
I was ready.
And then I found out my grandma had cancer,
so I had to come back to New Zealand
and wasn't able to donate in London.
And then randomly, I followed this girl on Instagram
who makes these really cool earrings called Kuki Boutique.
Her name is also Catherine, weirdly.
And so she had just
posted that she needed a kidney and I
just messaged her being like,
you can have my kidney. I've been trying to get rid of it
for years.
And we kind of struck up a bit of a friendship.
And we were in a bit of a
weird spot though because we
found each other, which normally
you have to be like a family member or a best friend
to donate for a complete stranger.
Can't you just say that you're best friends and be like, no, no, we're best friends.
I follow her on Instagram.
We're best friends.
Yeah, I think you kind of have to give some proof.
So they ummed and ahed a lot about us and they had to go to kind of like the board of
ethics to decide if we were suitable.
But they really like warned me that we wouldn't be a match.
Yeah.
They were like, it's very rare that you'll be a match.
Because she had actually had a previous donation from her mum
and her body temperature was a little years later.
We're going to run out of time, Catherine.
It's fascinating.
Catherine, I'm just fascinated.
Can you imagine?
I've got some weird DMs on Instagram.
Can you imagine her?
She would have read that and been like, she can't be serious.
Just quickly.
She didn't get her hopes up until it was all like done.
Are you best friends now?
We definitely still like keep in touch and message a lot.
We live on the opposite ends of Auckland,
so we don't see each other very much.
But I see all of their posts and we like give each other,
you know, say happy anniversary every month.
That's amazing.
You're a beautiful human, Catherine.
What an absolute angel. Those are amazing stories. We can't even get through them all. There's so. You beautiful human, Catherine. What an absolute angel.
Those are amazing stories.
We can't even get through them all.
There's so many good stories on this.
There's so many amazing texts coming through as well.
Like, just incredibly selfless human beings.
What an interesting topic.
Bree and Clint.
Time to head to LA for the latest with Dean McCarthy.
From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Happy news, Dean.
Ripper Wilson has a baby.
She is a mum.
She has a baby named Royce and she introduced Royce to the world today on Instagram.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is the baby's name Royce?
Roast.
I got Roast.
I got Royce.
Royce.
Rees.
Oh, Royce. Royce. Royce. I got roast. I got Royce. Royce. Reese. Reese.
Oh, Royce.
Royce.
Royce.
I got roast like roast dinner.
Are we not going to talk about that?
No, Royce like rolls Royce.
Oh.
That's what I got in the first place.
Royce.
I 100% got Royce.
Okay, tell us about baby Royce.
Very exciting.
So we did not know that she was having a baby.
She had planned the baby surrogate
And kept the entire thing
Very very down low
And very very
Very secretive
And none of us
Knew anything about it
But healthy baby
Is here
And we're very excited
For Rebel Wilson
What exciting news
That is cool
Surrogacy
She would keep it a secret
Because she cops
So much flack
For everything
That she does
In the media
So why wouldn't you
Keep your baby a secret, right?
Yeah, and you know what?
I bet she didn't need the stress of people writing articles about it
and having their opinion.
Like, it's not people's, you know, right to really have an opinion.
She wants to have a baby through a surrogate?
Good on her.
I think it's awesome.
So she's 42.
What I want to know, Dean,
was she together with her current girlfriend
when the surrogate got pregnant or was it?
Oh, yeah.
Is it a joint thing or is it something she's doing alongside her relationship?
Oh, that's a good question.
I do, I'm just guessing, but I do not think that it is a joint baby.
I don't think they've had the baby together.
I actually think because Rebel was a joint baby. I don't think they've had the baby together. I actually think, because
Rebel was essentially outed.
She was almost forced outed.
It wasn't really that long ago, was it?
So I don't know the
timeline exactly. In fact, I'm pretty sure
that they
were not together
when this... In fact, actually, I can tell you,
I'm sure they would not have been together.
I think you're spot on. I actually
think the surrogate got pregnant about two
months before Rebel. Plus all the
planning that goes in before then.
It's a long process. A year.
Oh, well, that is happy news. A baby
for Rebel Wilson. That's the latest live out of
Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent
Dean McCarthy.
Hey, guys, you wouldn't believe it.
You would not believe this,
but there's something we've done on the show a few times
in the last couple of months,
and I think it's back for a part six?
Part six?
And we have an opener.
It's even better.
Take a listen.
What did the doggie want? What, what, what? What did the doggie want? It's even better. Take a listen.
It's the sound of a dog eating.
That actually does sound... This is what you asked for, okay?
Don't sit there and criticise it.
I love it.
And it does very accurately sound like a dog eating.
Maybe some other things.
Hey, look, the sixth instalment of What Did Your Dog Eat?
because there's a story out of the US today
where a woman has posted to social media a video of what she came home to.
Her Labrador was alone for two hours and the dog,
you're not going to believe this one,
managed to get a hold of a pile of cash that was left on top of the table.
How much cash, you might ask?
Yeah, exactly.
$2,000 in paper money, because obviously American money is paper.
Yeah.
There was bits of chewed money scattered over the entire living room.
Who is this woman? A drug dealer?
Who has $2,000 cash lying around the house?
I don't know.
Maybe she just sold something.
Just on the table?
Not like stashed in your undie drawer?
Yeah.
She just left it on the table.
The Labrador has chowed down on one expensive meal.
Yeah, $2,000.
That is...
I would be ropeable.
Haven't you had another one in the last couple of days?
Yeah, so my dog ate my $170 TV remote last week
and she's managed to get her teeth around the replacement remote.
Your dog really hates you watching TV.
God, she loves remotes.
Just loves it.
You need to get her a rubber remote.
Yeah.
Surely there's a remote chew toy you can get her.
No, but then does it teach them...
Is she encouraging her?
Yeah, that she's allowed to.
Producer Claude's dogs also had another whoopsie.
Oh, what a morning, guys.
Two things he ate this morning.
What did he eat?
First of all, this is my favourite pair of shoes.
The tongue is ripped in half.
Yeah.
No.
And now I also know what the inside of a wheat bag looks like.
That would have been a mess.
There was little wheat everywhere.
I hope your dog's not gluten free.
Not anymore.
No, not anymore.
Not grain free anymore.
Yeah.
Not ideal.
I don't think he ate any though.
Well, let's put it back out there.
It is happening more and more.
There's something in the air.
So we're going to ask you this afternoon on 0800-DIAL-ZM.
What's in the doggie?
We want to know.
This afternoon, this afternoon, we're asking you.
What's in the doggie?
That's right. What did I just say? This afternoon What? What? What? That's right.
What did I just say?
This afternoon, we're asking you this afternoon.
It's the sixth installment of What Did Your Dog Eat?
After a story about a woman who posted online that her dog got his chops around $2,000 cash
that was sitting on the table, ripped to shreds.
What did your dog eat is now a central content pillar
of the Bree and Clint show.
There's just so many great stories, like this story right here.
I hope we don't have them on the phone.
They said, our puppy eats undies, rips them in half
and swallows them whole.
He eats earplugs and also my son's ADHD medication.
Wow.
He was Lu Piaz at the vets.
Wow, okay.
Who did we talk to, and this is TMI,
who did we talk to whose dog would only eat their dirty undies?
That was my auntie's dog.
That's right.
They would get the undies, only the dirty ones,
and then they would eat the crotch out of them.
Perverted dogs.
And my auntie would be so embarrassed.
She'd be like, and then the dog, one time when I stayed there,
brought the undies into the living room.
Oh, no.
And there was so many people there because it was on Christmas Day
and she was chasing this dog around.
With her dirty undies in its mouth.
It was so funny.
Let's go to Steve.
He's standing by to tell us what his dog ate.
Hi, Steve.
Hi, Steve.
Oh, hey, guys.
Your story's gross.
What did the dog eat?
Yeah, so I'll just set the scene.
At our house, when you flush the toilet,
it goes to another big thing in the backyard
and then it gets pumped from there to the sewer system.
Okay.
So when the ladies use their products
and when they're finished with their tampons,
they have to put them in a little bin beside the toilet.
Of course, yeah.
The dog ate out of the tammy bin.
He didn't get into the...
Yes.
He did.
And he ate it.
Ah, Steve.
Oh, Steve.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Wait, how does it get worse?
Well, we had to make sure it was going to pass through a system,
so I had to take him for a walk the next morning and follow him.
So I took a pair of pliers with me,
and when he started to go,
I could see it coming out
so I could grab it when it was coming out his poo hole.
Oh, right.
And this big long string came all the way out.
It's relatable.
It's relatable and can I just say,
Steve, wouldn't it have been ideal
if it came out string first, you know?
Well, that would have been helpful.
It would have been.
You're a good dog dad, Steve.
You really are.
Jeez, that was a lot from Steve.
Someone texted through and they said,
my dog is currently halfway through a road cone from the top working his way down.
Keeping him occupied, I guess.
Molly's here.
Molly, what did your dog eat?
G'day, Molly.
Hi.
What did the dog eat, Molly?
My dog has eaten the base of a car trailer, four dog beds,
multiple red band gumboots, trainers, and outdoor furniture, and lots more.
You need to get your dog into a recycling plant
so he can chew down all the used plastics and stuff into little chips.
Molly, can I take a stab and say, is your dog a Labrador?
No, he's a Leonberger.
Oh, those dogs are enormous.
Yeah.
No surprises there.
Or some damage.
A few more texts coming through.
There's so many great texts.
Someone said, my dog ate half a bag of coconut flour.
There was diarrhea everywhere.
Someone else said, this text made me laugh so much.
The dog's poo would look like little bounty bars.
It would.
With all the coconut in it.
Little flower bounty bars.
Oh, is it flour or coconut?
Coconut flour.
Coconut flour, yeah, right.
Someone texted through and they said, And our dog, Patch, ate my partner's false front tooth.
Wait.
She was laughing and it fell out and he snapped it up and gobbled it.
Love it.
Finally, Tyler, what did the dog eat?
Oh, I've got multiple dogs and I've got heaps of stories,
but the best one's probably my first dog.
When I got my second dog,
he would eat all the collars off him.
And when I went and bought the 35th one, I was like, maybe they just
shouldn't be collars at home. Wait,
Tyler, so you've got,
let's just say you've got two dogs, one of the dogs
would eat the dog collar off
your other dog. Yeah
and like, I mean all of it.
So I stopped getting metal buckles because they were passing through and plastic
was a bit easier. Wow. Yeah, a few later I
decided it was a good idea. Yeah, those dogs,
he's lost collar privileges. Why would he be eating the collars off dogs?
Someone else texts through and they said
when my friend came to stay recently
My dog went into our guest bedroom
Jumped onto the bed
Broke into her bag
And toiletry bag
Where he ate her menopausal medication
Two lip balms
And two sets of silicone earplugs
Well no more night sweats for the dogs
Yeah the dogs are going to stop getting its hot flushes.
Exactly.
Brie and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,
that she can do.
Brie and Clint's What's The Plot?
Our now iconic movie guessing game
where you go head to head with Brie
guessing movies as quickly as you can
to win cash at jackpots.
The jackpot currently sits at $200.
And taking you on today is Cam.
Hi, Cam.
G'day, Cam.
Hey, how you going, guys?
Thank you.
What's the last movie you saw, Cam?
Oh, uh, Crikey.
I actually can't remember.
If you can't remember that...
It doesn't bode well for me.
No, it doesn't bode well for you.
No!
We're looking for movie buffs.
They're the only ones who can defeat the evil Brie Thomaselle in this game.
I've been harassed by my 10-year-old daughter for months and months and months to get through.
What's your 10-year-old daughter's name?
Zoe.
Good work, Zoe.
Let's see if Dad can bring it home.
Today's theme, as chosen by producer Claude,
and I like this theme, but it is very niche, Claude.
It's kind of niche, but the movies are ones that...
The movies are broad.
Yeah, okay, yeah, the theme is niche.
Let me read you the theme.
Okay.
This week is Stanley Tucci's birthday.
Right.
And he stars in so many great movies, so the theme is Tucci.
Oh, I love Stanley Tucci.
He shares a birthday with my wife, November 11.
And my dad.
She'll be so excited to hear that, 11-11.
There you go.
Stanley Tucci, I watched a movie with him in it on the weekend.
Are you a Stanley Tucci fan, Cam?
I'm going to have to say no on that one.
Do you know who Stanley Tucci is, Cam?
No idea.
Put that out of your mind then, Cam.
He's in a lot of big films.
Don't even worry about that part.
He's a very cool, very classy Italian-American.
I'd say he's a shapeshifter in terms of acting.
He can play any role.
Yeah, he's been around for ages too, but that's okay.
You don't need to know him to know these movies, okay, Cam?
Very good.
Okay, here we go.
Movie number one.
I'll start reading plots.
You buzz in with your name to guess what that movie is.
Don't wait for me to finish the plot lines.
First to two correct answers
wins the game. Here's the first one.
When Victor,
an Eastern European
tourist, arrives at JFK in
New York, war breaks out in
his country and he finds his...
Cam.
Is it called The Airport?
It's not called The
Airport.
Brie, would you like a free guess? I would. Is it
the terminal? The terminal is correct.
You were so close,
Cam. You know what the worst bit about that
is? You gave Bree
the answer by saying the airport. That's how
she figured it out, I reckon. Is that
fair? Great film. I'll put my hand
up and say, yeah, you gave me that one, Cam.
So that was a gift. I appreciate
it. Okay. You're welcome.
Movie number
two in our Tucci series.
I didn't even know he was in that movie.
Neither did I. Is that Tom Hanks?
Who was he in that? Tom Hanks. He's a minor role,
but he's in it. But Tom Hanks
is the main role. Yeah. Movie number
two. When the family
of George Newton
decides to adopt a very cute puppy,
the patriarch soon feels displaced by the dog.
Before long...
Brie?
Brie.
Beethoven?
Beethoven.
It's a guess.
I haven't watched that movie in like 15 years.
That is a throwback.
That is a throwback.
What was the dog?
And that was at a St. Bernard's. St. Bernard's.
And it's currently back on Netflix.
Brie, was
Claude, was Stanley Tucci in
Beethoven? I'd have to
check, but I think he was.
Oh, that was...
Beethoven's correct. It was my day today,
Cam. Sorry, mate.
It's your day every day, bud.
Hey, you don't leave empty-handed.
You will go with
50 KFC chicken dollars this
afternoon to treat the family.
Thanks, guys. Call back any time.
Sorry, Cam.
No worries. Cheers. What's the plot returns
next week for $250
catch?
It was a good week for me. We had so many good
Stanley Tucci movies to do. Devil Wears Prada. Oh, I would have got that one in a second. Easy A. It was a good week for me. I mean, he gave me one. We had so many good Stanley Tucci movies to do.
Devil Wears Prada.
Oh, I would have got that one in a second.
Easy A, he was in that.
Burlesque.
Was Burlesque in it?
I didn't have that.
Lovely Bones.
Yeah.
Such a, oh, Lovely Bones.
I don't even like to think about that movie.
Creeps me out so much.
Bree and Clint.
Time for a birthday banger.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Cheers's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brian Clint's birthday banger.
Cheers to JB Hi-Fi.
Shop how you want,
in-store or online,
with payment options
to suit all.
Yeah, shot, JB Hi-Fi.
If you win
birthday banger today,
you'll walk away
with a $100
JB Hi-Fi voucher.
Good time to be
shopping at JB Hi-Fi.
Let's see who's going
to pick up that voucher.
Leah, let's kick it off with you.
G'day, mate.
Hello.
How's your day been, Leah?
It's going good, thank you.
Good to hear.
What's your birthday?
It's the 7th of May, 2003.
Oh, okay.
That means you were 16 not all that long ago,
back in 2019, just before COVID, and this was number one.
Can't nobody tell me nothing. just before COVID and this was number one.
You got like a solid I reckon nine months
of being 16
before everybody got locked down.
Did you,
I always wonder this
of people who were around
your age at that time.
Did you miss out
on your school ball?
Yes.
You did. You didn't get to go to your ball. What other things, other. Did you miss out on your school ball? Yes. You did.
You didn't get to go to your ball.
What other things, other milestones did you miss because of?
Did you miss out for going a drink when you turned 18?
Yeah, I did.
And 17.
No, wait.
No, 17.
No, you're not meant to be going out on the town, Leah.
Leah's like, oh, got me out there.
Leah's like, yeah, but I never got a chance to use my fake ID.
I paid all this money for my fake ID.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, Leah, wait there.
We're going to go to Daniel.
Good afternoon, Daniel.
Hi, Daniel.
Hello.
How's it going?
How's your week been, Dan?
Oh, yeah, not bad.
Just a bit of mahi, you know.
Yeah.
Do the mahi, get the treats, Dan.
That's what we say.
So they say.
Willie Wadua says, Dan, what's your birthday, mate?
15th of December, 1989.
It's coming up.
Very close to your birthday.
You were 16 in 2005.
Let me take you back to your 16th,
because this would have been number one.
Madonna sampling Ebba.
What do you reckon, Dan?
I don't know if it's a winner.
She's all right.
I quite like the vibe. I reckon it's got good bones, that one, yeah.
It's got good bones about it.
Yeah, we'll see how we go.
We'll see how we go.
You need to be hyping it up, Dan,
if you want that JB Hi-Fi voucher.
I just moved into a new house,
so I could do with the JB Hi-Fi voucher.
Then don't guilt us into giving it to you.
You can convince us that it's a good song.
It's my first home that I've just brought with my partner, so come on.
All right, Dan, wait there.
One more birthday banger for Vance.
Kia ora, Vance.
G'day, Vance.
G'day, mate.
G'day, mate.
How are you, Vance?
Oh, bloody grass. How are you guys? Oh, I like your energy, Vance. G'day, mate. G'day, mate. How are you, Vance? Oh, bloody grouse, eh? How are you guys? Oh, I like
your energy, Vance.
God, it's a winter
someday. You've got a lot of joy about you.
Yeah, yeah, got it, got it.
Niche joke from me.
Hey, Vance, what's your birthday, mate?
If that's a real if you know, you know joke.
Yeah, I just, I
might alter ego Vance Joy, who I am.
Yes, Vance, right? He did get it. Good, okay. Alright, you know, Jack. Yeah. Yeah, I just, my alter ego, Vance Joy, who I am. Yes!
He did get it.
Good, okay.
All right, Vancey, let's do your birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
29th of January, 1996.
All right, that means you were 16 in 2012.
And back in 2012, in Jan, this had a number one hit.
You're joking.
That is banger.
It's meant to be.
What are the chances that it's not that song
and it's actually this one?
Would have been too good to be true, Buzz.
I was going to say.
But hey, this is an absolute banger from Flo Rida and Sia.
Yeah,
I do love Flo Rida.
You into it?
Okay,
good weight there.
We're going to figure
this out together.
We've got Madonna,
we've got Old Town Road
and we've got Sia
and Flo Rida.
I reckon that Madonna
song is the go.
I know Dan
wasn't that into the track
but I'm going to vote
for the Madonna one.
Am I?
Wait,
am I or am I going to
vote for the Flo Rida song?
See,
I thought I was going towards the Madonna song
and then that Wild Ones song was my favourite song of 2012
and I've got to go with it.
It still goes hard, that song.
Okay, I'm changing my vote and we're going with Vance.
Vance, congrats.
You just won birthday banger and a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher.
Yo, John.
Thank you very much.
Let's go.
Spread that joy, Vance.
Spread that joy.
Yeah, watch out for the riptide, man.
Ooh.
If I took you home and be a home run.
Show me how you do.
Bree and Clint.
I know I won, break me in Saddle me up and let's begin
I am a wild one, tame me now
Zed and Bree and Clint's
Flowrider and Sia Wild Ones, the winner of Birthday Banger for Vance from the year 2012.
I went to a see Flo Rida in 2012.
And there's something that happened at that show which I've never,
it's never left me.
It was just, it was at the Jude, no, the power station in Auckland.
Someone dacked you.
No, no.
He picked out a girl from the crowd, Flo Rida did.
Yeah.
And he's like, he got her up on stage and he was like,
I'm going to give you my chain.
And he gave her his big blinging chain off his neck.
Yeah, with this huge Flowrider logo on it
that's shaped like the state of Florida.
And I still didn't get the pun in his name,
even looking at that.
And he goes, this is my piece.
It's yours.
That's worth $250,000.
And she's like, ah!
And all the girls in the crowd are like,
ah, I wish it was me.
I wish it was me.
And then she went off stage,
and you never saw the girl again.
And to this day, I can't work out whether
Oh, she was a plant.
The girl was a plant. She was a plant. The girl was a plant? She was a
plant. The chain was fake
or as she went off
stage, security were like, yo, we're gonna need
that chain back. I don't
know what this... It's like a magic
show and I have never figured out what the trick is.
I reckon she was a plant. You reckon she's
in the touring party? Probably. And it's
her job just to be in the crowd and go, ah!
And everyone's like,
damn, he's so rich.
That is what
they were going for.
That's definitely
what they were going for.
Oh, it would have worked.
You had a few drinks
and you would have been like,
I can't believe
that just happened.
If you got Flo Rida's
$250,000 chain,
you're definitely
melting it down, eh?
100%.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Bree and Clint.
Christmas. It's the festive season
And also a logistical nightmare
For most people
Come to the house for lunch
And then you can go to
Aunt Sarah's for afternoon tea
But then we've got to make it back to my
Mother-in-law's for dinner
And then we could maybe do Boxing Day
With our cousins
The most relaxing part
of Christmas day is like 7pm
when there's no more travel or cooking to be done.
Oh, that's the best time. Or cleaning up.
You put the Christmas movie on. Yeah, and you
just hit the couch and you go, alright. And you sink into
the couch. Time to get absolutely
slaughtered. Yep. That's the best.
That is the best.
A woman, I feel really bad for this woman,
but she's asking the internet for help
as she's been quite upset by her partner.
She said this.
She said, I'm feeling hurt that my partner doesn't want me
to be a part of his family's Christmas this year.
For some context, we have been friends since 2020
and became official and moved in together in February of 2022.
So they've been together less
than a year. But only
just. But they've been friends
for a lot longer than that. Yeah, but they've been
like the anniversary's coming up.
Yes, it's coming up. She goes
on and says, my family lives in
another city quite a long
way away from us, so it's a hassle
for me to get to them.
I recently just got back from a trip where I was spending time with them,
so I thought that I would spend the holidays with my partner
and his family this year.
I am close with them and have stayed with them several times
for extended periods.
His mother considers me like a daughter.
When I mentioned this idea to him the other day,
he dismissed it and said that he would prefer to spend Christmas alone with his family. To be fair, they are really close,
so it wasn't a huge surprise, but it was still hurtful. This means if I'm not going home with
him for Christmas, I will have to spend it on my own again for a second year as last year was due
to COVID. This doesn't make any sense.
It's so harsh. That doesn't make
any sense at all.
If you hadn't told your parents about this
relationship, then I could understand.
Or they hadn't met her before. Or they
disapproved for some reason and you
just didn't want the drama at Christmas
time, I could understand. She's met the parents multiple times.
But she knows them, they like her.
She stayed there. She's selflessly volunteering
to do the orphan Christmas
this year.
Yeah.
And you're like,
nah,
I'll have more fun
with my family
if you're not there.
It doesn't make any sense.
It's a big red flag for me.
Yeah.
Huge red flag.
There's something else going on.
It says,
to me it says
he's not committed to you
because he's choosing
not to spend Christmas with you.
Yeah.
You would always choose to spend Christmas with your partner if you could.
That's so cold-hearted of him that he would prefer that she
Spend it alone.
Spend Christmas alone than come to his family Christmas.
Like, mate, she needs to get out of there.
She should walk before the anniversary. For Christmas, she should dump him for Christmas. Like, mate, you need she needs to get out of there. She should walk before the anniversary. For Christmas, she should dump
him for Christmas.
I thought we could ask people
a big old Christmas
dumping. Yeah.
Do a big dump on Christmas. And she could wrap it
in a present. That would be
so good. I want to ask
people, because I feel like this is super
relatable and it might make me feel
better about traveling
as far as what I'm like I'm always traveling on Christmas day yeah well not Christmas day
technically but I'm always you know on a plane which I'm very grateful for this year can I say
that you can go home first time in three years I'm able to go home you gotta go home which a
lot of people out there I know it would be the same for you so that's awesome but let's just
have a little bit of a whinge
for a second about the logistical
nightmare that you have on Christmas
Day. Last Christmas, my brother
and his partner
travelled from, so they had Christmas
morning with her family
in Masterton.
And then they travelled from Masterton
to Wellington to catch
a flight on Christmas Day.
No, there's no flying.
To Auckland to have Christmas with our family at my house.
And then they drove from Auckland to Pukekohe
to stay with mum and dad that night.
That sounds like the worst Christmas in the world,
if you ask me.
They did it and I was very grateful to them that they did it
because we got to see them on Christmas.
But this year, understandably, they've gone,
nah, effort, we're staying in one place.
Yeah, good.
You need to.
You need to at least do year about.
It's just or else you barely get to see anyone anyway
because you're just in and out.
You're like, sorry, got to catch the next flight.
Brian Clint.
People Magazine's hottest man in the world for 2022 has been named...
Who is it?
Captain America.
Chris Evans.
Chris Evans.
Yeah, he is a very attractive man.
And the picture they've used is peak Chris Evans.
I reckon it is.
Yeah, he's pretty hot in that photo.
I've seen hotter though.
Have you?
Yeah.
Have you?
I do like a man...
Who's the hottest man according to you?
Right now
Not of all time
Because I know you'd probably say Elvis
If it was of all time
He was a very good looking man
Who's the hottest man right now?
Right now
I find Harry Styles pretty attractive
Sorry
You're trying to leave me down the path
I so set you up
I set you up for
Anyway I don't care who yours is.
It's Chris Evans.
You asked, how do they decide?
Yeah, it's a public vote.
It's not disclosed how they decide,
which makes me think it's probably a bit of like a circle jerk
as far as People magazine and who's got movies out at the time
and who needs promoting, that sort of thing.
Yeah.
So it probably all syncs up. But at the same time, they can't just go, oh, he's got a special at the time and who needs promoting, that sort of thing. Yeah. So it probably all syncs up.
But at the same time, they can't just go,
oh, he's got a special coming out this year.
It's Ricky Gervais.
Because I reckon Lady Gaga's ex-boyfriend's so hot.
Bradley Cooper?
No.
They didn't date.
Nah.
Or did they?
Who's Lady Gaga's ex-boyfriend?
Do you know who I'm talking about?
No, I've got no idea.
Hold on. I'm still
looking. It's worth it, trust me.
And he's got dark features but green eyes.
Do I even know who it is? Is it worth it?
Taylor Kenny? Yeah.
Do you know who that is? Nah. That guy?
Oh yeah, he's attractive. You don't know
who that is? He's not a People Magazine hottest man
of the year. I'm going to go through some of the past ones
and you can hear the calibre of people that we're talking about.
All right.
So last year, 2021, Paul Rudd.
Oh, yeah, Paul Rudd's hot.
He's still hot.
Yeah.
Still hot.
He doesn't age.
Tell me when you disagree with any of these.
Okay.
2020, Michael B. Jordan.
Yeah, hot.
So hot.
Is he in the new Black Panther, or did he die?
I don't know. Claude, is Michael B. Jordan in the new Black Panther or did he die? I don't know.
Claude, is Michael B. Jordan in the new Black Panther?
He is.
You saw it yesterday.
How do you not know?
I don't know.
Could be, might not be.
Could be a spoiler.
Okay, we'll leave it.
Nice, Claude.
2019, the hottest man in the world was John Legend.
Yeah, see, John Legend's not for me. Is he the hottest man in the world was John Legend. Yeah, see, John Legend's not for me.
Is he the hottest man in the world in 2019?
I wouldn't look at John Legend and go, hottest man in the world,
but he's attractive.
He's the last People magazine hottest man alive to not have had COVID ever,
probably.
Well, isn't he?
2019, that's the last time.
2018, Idris Elba.
Overrated, eh?
No!
That's my favourite one by far.
Give me some Idris Elba.
2017, Blake Shelton.
Okay, yeah.
Blake Shelton, I kind of get it, but he's not for me.
I don't get it at all.
He's tall.
Country music.
Dates Gwen Stefani.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's got the good bants.
2016, Dwayne The Rock Johnson.
Yeah, Dwayne's hot.
2015, David Beckham.
Yeah, David Beckham's smoking hot.
2014, Chris Hemsworth.
Oh, well, I mean, come on.
This is a high bar.
Yeah, come on.
2013, Adam Levine.
Objectively, very hot.
In recent times, I'm like...
In 2013, he was hot.
Oh, he is a good-looking man.
2012, your friend Channing Tatum.
Hot.
2011, Bradley Cooper.
Hot.
2010, Ryan Reynolds.
Hot.
These are the hottest people to have ever existed.
2009, Johnny Depp.
2008, Hugh Jackman.
Hot.
2007, Matt Damon.
Give me some.
2006, George Clooney.
Yep.
2005, Matthew McConaughey.
Jeez, the 2000s were very white
when it comes to the hottest, man.
Yeah, where was...
We didn't get any diversity
until the late 2010s.
Uh-oh, is People Magazine
retrospectively cancelled?
Andrew Selba was just as hot
in the 2000s as he was in the 2010s. 2004-oh. Is People Magazine retrospectively cancelled? Idris Elba was just as hot in the 2000s as he was in the 2010s.
2004, Jude Law.
2003, Johnny Depp again.
Johnny Depp again.
Has he won it twice?
He's won it twice in the space of like eight years.
Oh, jeez.
Where's Brad Pitt?
2002, Ben Affleck?
Yeah.
2001 Pierce Brosnan.
Okay, now we're getting real retro.
God, we're really throwing it back.
Okay, all right.
We have to go all the way back to the year 2000 to find Brad Pitt.
Fight Club era Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt could have won it every single year.
We're going to stop because we could keep going forever.
1999 was Richard Gere.
Okay, we've got to stop it there.
We've got to stop.
Was that Pretty Woman?
No, Pretty Woman was like in the 80s, wasn't it?
I have no idea.
1998 was Harrison Ford.
Maybe People Magazine was more boomer focused in the 90s.
No, we've got to give the ladies what they want,
and that's a bit of Harrison Ford.
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