ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th October 2023

Episode Date: October 9, 2023

Notes on cars. The ultimate gym hype playlist.  Bree tests Clint on makeup prices. How old is old?  Phone etiquette.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show on a Monday. G'day guys, happy Monday. I was just here sitting, thinking about that cartoon that none of you had heard of last week. Which one? Daria. Oh one? Daria. Oh, yeah. Daria.

You showed me a picture. I recognise it a little bit. So you have seen it? Maybe. I recognise the girl with the glasses. And she was like a moody teenager and she was like quite passive-aggressive and really sarcastic.

All the characters look familiar. Yeah. And her best friend, Jane, text us on 9696. Did you watch Daria? Did you watch the cartoon Daria? Was it Cartoon Network? It looks like a Cartoon Network cartoon. It was on the government channel back in Australia.

Was it? Like Louis? Yeah. Someone texted through. They said, I love Daria. There you go. Someone's on board. I'm dying over here.

Are you in a Daria mood? Yeah, well, I've kind of dressed like her. No, I think it's hugely inappropriate that you've worn Irish green to the show today. Considering what we are up against as a country this weekend, that you would have the audacity to show up here in Irish green. Oh, mate, I didn't know what was going on. That's a week. It's over a week away.

Oh, I'm so stressed out about Sunday. Oh, I'm so stressed out about Sunday. It's knockout rounds now for the Rugby World Cup. I think I'll wear all of my All Blacks jerseys for the rest of the week. All of them, all at once. Mate, how are you going to wear 48 jerseys? Let's get underway with a round of Tradie vs Lady. Fresh week of Tradie vs Lady.

And we need a tradie and a lady who want to play each other for 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. You can give us a call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll get you on to play next. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady! Another week, another game of Tradie vs. Three, two, one, let's go. Another week, another game of tradie versus lady, and the tradies had a few good wins last week,

so they're up a couple on 84. The ladies still out in front, though, on 91. Let's go all the way to Invercargill to meet today's lady. She is 30-something, and her nine-year-old son begged her to call up and play. Welcome to the show, Michelle. G'day, Michelle. Hi, how you doing? Good, thanks. What's your nine-year-old son begged her to call up and play. Welcome to the show, Michelle. G'day, Michelle. Hi, how are you doing?

Good, thanks. What's your nine-year-old son's name? Hudson. Oh, g'day, Hudson. Hi, Hudson. Is he there with you? He is here, yes. We appreciate you forcing mum to call up.

Michelle, you and Hudson are taking on our training today from Christchurch, the 34, and they're currently a truck driver, but not for much longer. It sounds ominous. Welcome to the show, Lloyd. G'day, Lloyd. Hey, Tia. Hey, man.

How are you going? Good, thanks. What are you moving into after truck driving, Lloyd? Potentially internal affairs, but I don't want to jump the gun too soon. Hopefully the recruiters are listening right now. Okay. Saucy. Don't look us up,

Lloyd. Okay, your buzzer is tradie. Michelle, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Question number one. Which famous artist painted the Mona Lisa? Lady. Yes, Michelle. Oh, is it Van Gogh?

Oh, no. No, Lloyd. Yeah, Lloyd. Is it Leonardo da Vinci? Yeah. Was it Leonardo da Vinci? Worth a guess, though, Michelle. You're right there.

Question number two, one to the tradies. Who do the All Blacks play in a do-or-die quarterfinal this weekend? Yes, Michelle. Ireland. Ireland. Ireland. It is the Irish. We are one apiece. Question number three.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yeah, Lloyd. Post Malone? No, not Post Malone. Michelle, have a guess, mate. Oh, no. I got it. The Lloyds got it now.

No, you got nothing? Just for fun, who was it, Lloyd? 660. It was 660, yeah. It was Du Bois from 660. No points there for anyone, though. Question number four. Which streaming platform is the hit show Sex Education available on?

Oh, next. Lady. Yes, Michelle. Is it Netflix? It is Netflix. It is Netflix. Worth a guess. Nice work.

Two for the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one here, Lloyd. Question number five. What is the symbol that represents St. Patrick's Day? Ladies. Michelle, for the win. Four-leaf clover. It was a four-leaf clover.

She's a lady. The old shamrock. Michelle, your son was right. It was worth the call. $50 cash. We'll send it out to you. Thank you. It was worth the call. $50 cash. We'll send it out to you. Thank you so much. Go the ladies.

Bree and Clint. I want to talk about this study that I came across. Quite interesting. Talking about what is the perfect age gap for successful relationships. Oh, okay. Yep. So the age gap between people. What is the ideal age gap for a lasting relationship?

I know in my marriage, there's an 18-month age gap roundabout. My wife is 18 months older than me, which is quite good because it means that I get to feel young compared to her. Careful. Yeah. Care, mate. It means I get to be the young one in the her. Careful. Yeah. Care, mate. Means I get to be the Careful. I get to be the young one in the marriage.

Careful. The only issue is though is that she's taken much better care of herself over the years. So she looks about five or six years younger than me.

Look, I didn't want to say it. Yeah. But she does have all the lotions and potions. Doesn't she just? She does. She's put in the mahi and now she is the treats.

And now all of that boasting over the years of your relationship where you're like, oh I'm younger. Oh I'm in a compromised position. Yeah, yeah, I'm definitely on the back foot here. She doesn't feel sorry for you now. Quite an interesting. Could I have some of that moisturiser please? No, get your

own. I'm drier than the Sahara Desert over here. Go use your bloody supermarket moisturiser. And two-in-one shampoo. No, three-in-one, you can use it as face wash too. God, that's really upset me, that comment you've just made. It's a charcoal one. Oh my God. So a university in Atlanta has conducted this study which has revealed that the bigger the difference in age, the

bigger the chance of separation is. Interesting. So let's talk about it. So they analyzed 3,000 people and they concluded that couples with a five-year age gap are 18% more likely to split up in contrast to those who are the same age. Interesting. So people who are the exact same age, if you have a five-year age gap, you're 18% more likely to break up than those other couples.

So according to this research, it's better to be the same age. Yes. And have no age gap. Well, let's go through the other stats. So couples with a 10-year age gap are 39% more likely to separate. Wow. And 20-year age gap, 95%. Well, yeah, because one of you is going to die a lot earlier than the other.

More likely to split up. Yeah, they didn't say how or why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How did you guys, what happened to you guys? Oh, one of us died because they were very old. They did also do research and they calculated what is the ideal age gap. Yep. So, like, what is the age gap where. What's the sweet spot.

Yeah, what is the actual sweet spot? And it turns out that the ideal age gap is one year different. That's my relationship. Yeah. Pretty much my relationship. Yeah. Pretty much. Give or take. Give or take. Well, within the year.

Oh, now you're like putting, are you putting months on you or are you taking months off your wife? Yeah. Apparently, yeah, relationships that have a year apart have just a 3% chance of splitting up. Isn't this research interesting,

right? It all depends on how they do it because I remember about a year ago we were reporting that the ideal age gap is seven years in a relationship. Wait, when did that happen? Yeah, we were saying that's some research that came out because it said that one of you is like older and wiser and can like help

the other one with their problems and probably a bit more financially stable than the other one. You have this like symbiotic relationship where they come to you for advice and you feel cool because you're dating someone who's seven years younger than you so you still feel young and hip. Who would you want to be in that? I don't want to be the person that is like the mum or the dad

of the other person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I don't want to be that person. No, I want to be the sugar baby. Yeah, the sugar baby's where it's at. No responsibility. If I've got a choice, young, wild, free. Exactly.

Yes, please. Forever. That's Travis Kelsey's girlfriend. Excuse. That's the girl that Travis Kelsey, the football player, has started dating. Mate, you didn't even know who Travis Kelsey was before Taylor started dating him. No, I didn't.

Boom. No, I didn't. Boom. It's good that he's putting her on the map, eh? Mate. Is that how I do this gag? Is that how I do the trend? Mate, you've never watched an NFL game in your life.

Also, I probably couldn't have read a room worse for that joke, too. I'm surrounded by Swifties. There's three Swifties in here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you make it out alive, you'll be lucky. There's a story in the news today about a car that's parked in front of someone's house on a residential street. It's been there for

a few weeks and how irrationally irate people get when that happens. They're like, whose car is this? And it reminded me that you're dealing with this exact situation at your house right now. I literally was having a whinge to you about it last week. Yeah.

There's a car that is parked directly outside of our house. Yeah. And it's been there for six or seven weeks. And it doesn't leave during the day? It hasn't moved. Has not moved. Brie lives on like a normal suburban street. Yes.

Where you don't have to pay for parking outside. No. It's just parallel parking down the street. And you'd quite like to park there, wouldn't you? Well, that's where I normally park my car. Outside your house. Well, my partner and I, we have one car park inside our property. It's so frustrating, eh? Because it's not your car park, but it is your house. Like I know, we have one car park inside our property. It's so frustrating, eh?

Because it's not your car park, but it is your house. Like, I know it's not my car park. I don't own the car park. But I've been parking there for a number of years. Yeah. And we've all, like all the people in the neighbourhood, we all have our parks. Because I always park behind the same car, which is my neighbour.

Yeah. And then the other parks, I know everyone's car. And one day or two days, someone's in your park, you're like, okay, that's annoying, but that's fine. But if they've been there for three weeks, you're like, this car lives here now. Especially like six or seven weeks and the car doesn't move. You know what's even more infuriating is when someone parks,

like mounts your berm and they put a couple of wheels up onto your berm and you're like, excuse me, there's my berm. Which it's not. It's not your berm, it put a couple of wheels up onto your berm and you're like, um, excuse me, there's my berm. Which it's not. It's not your berm. It belongs to the council. Exactly. But you have to mow it. But it's out the front of our house.

Yeah. And if you're putting big, ugly, muddy tyre prints in it. This car in Sydney is having notes left on it now. Notes. You can go and read the notes. People are posting them on Twitter. Things like, any thoughts on moving your car and being considerate? How long has it been there?

It's a passive aggressive note. About four weeks. That's a fair amount of time. And someone else has put a note on it. Although I imagine it's the same person pretending it's different people. I'd say it's the same one. We'd really appreciate it if you move your vehicle as it's taking up a car park space. The person's like, yeah, because I'm parked in it. There's a reason.

Do you know what's taking up this car park space? A car that I parked. It's doing its job. Yeah. And I get it from both sides because there's free parking. You can just park there. But then if it's outside someone's house. Oh, mate.

Yeah, I know. You wait. As soon as this car, I if it's outside someone's house. Oh, mate. Yeah, I know. You wait. As soon as this car, I reckon it's been abandoned. You reckon? Yeah, and the Red Joe's out of date. Oh, your one? Yeah, the one outside your house. The one outside my house.

The Red Joe is out of date. Yeah. And one of my friends was like, the Red Joe's out of date. I'm going to report it to the police. And then everyone on the text message, they're saying, call the police. They will give it a ticket or tow it. Really? So you can do something about it. But they're not feel bad. What if maybe someone, what if they went overseas? This is what my brain does. I start to make up

different scenarios in my head. What if a person has flown overseas, they were meant to go for a two week holiday and then they had a moped accident, and now they're in a hospital in Bali somewhere, and that's why the car's been parked there for so long. Oh, my God. You've gone deep on this, haven't you? I just, that's how my brain works.

I try and, like. You're too considerate. I try and see the good. Yeah. Or someone has dumped their car in the most inconvenient, bloody spot in the whole world. Or maybe you should call the police. Maybe it's been stolen and someone's just taken it. It could have been. Taken the stuff out of it and then dumped the car in the most inconvenient bloody spot in the whole world. Well, maybe you should call the police. Maybe it's been stolen and someone's just taken it,

taken the stuff out of it and then dumped the car. Who knows? It 100% could have been. Let's focus on the notes this afternoon. We want to ask the question, have you received a car note? You've come back to your car and someone has left a note on your windscreen. Passive aggressively informing you of something,

having a go at you. Someone's text through already and they said, I came out of the supermarket to find the entire passenger door was caved in. Whoa. There was a note on the windscreen that said, I hit your car. Oops.

Thank God my dog was in the boot. Is that it? It just said, oops. I wonder. Yeah. Because people do do that. They know that someone else has seen them hit the car and they go, right, I'm just going to write a note

and make it look like I'm leaving my details. Okay, what did your note say? Or were you the person who left the note? Are you a note writer? I love note writers. I want to get into your brain. Give us a call now. We're talking about notes left on cars

and whether you're a note leaver or a note receiver. And the car that's parked outside Bree's house, it's been there for, what, three weeks? No, like five weeks. Five weeks. Like a long time. And you don't want to get it towed even though that's where you'd like to park.

Yeah, that's my park. It's where I park. It's directly outside my house. The rego's out. Everyone on the text machine's saying report the car. It's directly outside my house. The rego's out. Everyone on the text machine saying report the car. Everyone. Report it. Yeah. Because I actually think you could be right. It could

be a stolen car. Could be. Or it could be abandoned. You don't know. We're asking, did you get a note on the windscreen? Someone texted and said, yeah, those parking ticket notes are always left on my windscreen, wanting me to donate some money. How rude. I don't think that's a donation.

I don't think those are optional, but you do you. Alyssa's here on 0800 dial ZM. Hi, Alyssa. Hi, Alyssa. Have you had a note left on your car or are you a note leaver, Alyssa? I'm a note leaver. So I saw a really great idea So as soon as I got this idea

I went straight to the computer And did it up Yeah And printed off a whole lot And my note Alyssa My note reads Yeah

One sec It says Many three year olds Have trouble Staying within the lines And then insert A picture of Like an easy

Colouring turtle Yeah And then it says Maybe if you practice Colouring in this turtle staying within the lines, and then insert a picture of an easy colouring turtle. Yeah. And then it says, maybe if you practice colouring in this turtle, it will help with your parking. That's such a passive-aggressive note. How many of these do you have in your car? I have 10. 10 at all times, just in case.

Ready to go. And how often do you put them on people's cars, Alyssa? Okay, I've only had to put out three so far, so we're doing pretty good. Yeah, three. You should go next level and get a little packet of colouring in crayons too and put them with the note.

Oh, that's a really good idea. You know what, Alyssa? I might take one on board. Hearing how much joy this brings you, I'm on board with it. If you get a kick out of it, why not? Yeah, thanks, Alyssa. We appreciate it. Kat's on, I'm on board with it. If you get a kick out of it, why not? Yeah, thanks, Alyssa. We appreciate it.

Kat, so I know $800 at him. Kat, you had a note left on your car? I sure did. So someone I worked with, he was in the same company but in another department, and he asked me out by a really cute note being left on the windscreen. Okay. That's a bit adorable. How long was this ago, Kat?

So 18 years later, we have been married for 13 and have two kids. So, yes. It worked. I love notes for the wind. It worked. Car notes for the wind. Hey, Kat, question. Do you still have the note or do you remember what it said?

I still have it. It's like in a romantic box. And basically he was like, hey, I'm too shy to ask you out in person, but I would love to take you out for a coffee even though I don't drink coffee. Oh, that's pretty cute. Super cute. Also, I don't have a driver's license. Could we go in your car?

Yeah, no, he did have a license oh yeah okay oh that's adorable very cute i love um this text is quite interesting they said i used to get picked up on a road full of houses uh so i would park my car and then obviously i think a friend of theirs would pick them up. I got a note left on my car from the house that I parked outside of for a few days saying if I could move my car as they don't like anyone parking at the front of their house. Which is the situation that you're in, isn't it? No, well, do they just not like anyone parking there? Oh, ever. Ever. Yeah.

Surely the park's up for grabs during the day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We asked about notes and someone said, a friend of mine used to drive large coach buses. He was once exiting the Sky City Grand Hotel and accidentally drove over someone else's car

with the back of the bus because he turned the corner too sharply. Everyone was watching, so he got out and left a note that said, I'm very sorry that I drove over your car, and then he got back in the bus and left. What do they mean, a bus? Like a bus, like a stagecoach, like a big bus.

Like, jeez. I can imagine. I thought you wouldn't get away with that. I thought there's a few cameras at the Sky City Grand. There's cameras everywhere. I do love this text though. This is a good Samaritan. I saw someone do a hit and run on a car and they left a note,

but I went over to have a look just to make sure that they left their details. It was a quick scribble and to make sure that the person found out what had happened, I took a photo of the car and then left my own note, put my details on there to catch the dodgy bugger. Damn. They're the good people of the world, can I say? Yeah. Because when that person did a hit and run on me that time,

there was a car that got the number plate turned around from what they were doing, came back, parked, because they saw him drive off. But remember, snitches get stitches. Well, that's because you were the one that did the hit and run on me. Bloody narcs. Bree and Clint's because you were the one that did the hit and run on me. Bloody narcs. Do you like the trends? The trends?

The trends. Like what's trendy? Things that's trending. Yeah, yeah. As a trendy guy, I'm quite into trends. Sweet. Well, let's do a trend then. Okay.

I saw this on, I believe, one of the social media platforms where there's a trend that's just starting. We're jumping on it early. We're very early, but that's what we like to do here. Trendsetters, trailblazers, early adopters. But it's a trend of asking either your boyfriend, your husband, your male friend about how much makeup products cost and seeing how much knowledge they have

around that topic. Okay. Because it's not something you would have bought that much. No. If ever. I've never bought a makeup product before. I've bought moisturizer and sunscreen. That's a different category.

And face wash. Different category. Okay. Then I've bought no makeup. Okay. That's a different category. And face wash. Different category. Okay, then I've bought no make-up. That's skincare. Okay, sweet. Do we have a... I've bought a Blistex before. Not make-up.

No? Okay. Not make-up. I'm just going to test you on a few basics. Yep. And we'll just see where your make-up knowledge is at. Okay. About how much...

Things cost. We pay to look this good. The first one. How much do you think? Let's just start easy. A MAC lipstick. Lipstick from MAC. Oh, like Lord Wears.

Yeah. MAC lipstick. Just one singular lipstick. $39.95. Between $38 and $43. He was on the money. Okay, good start. Okay, next one.

About just, you know, some mascara. And I'm going to give you the brand name. Yeah. It's the mascara I use. Maybelline. The Benefit Cosmetics Bad Girl Bang Mascara. It's the best mascara I've ever used. From Benefit?

From Benefit. They have those pink stores. I've seen them. Yes. Or like a pink counter inside Farmers or something. That's the one. How much are you paying for a mascara? There's one thing. Yeah. Coats the lashes. I did well with

$39.95. I'm going to stick with $39.95. $52. Oh, okay'm going to stick with $39.95. $52. Oh, okay. Mascara's range. That's why I'm giving you, like I'm trying to give you more information. Okay, let's move on to, let's go with a foundation.

Okay. A particular foundation that I've grabbed just for the purpose of this game is 30 mils. Yep. And it's from NARS.

Yep. It's a foundation as a liquid, is it? It comes in a lot of different forms. This one is a liquid. Yep. And it's a sheer glow foundation from NARS. NARS. How much are you paying for a 30 mil bottle foundation?

30 mil's not much. Itty bitty. $25. $85 for that. It's an $85 foundation. 30ml's of foundation? 30ml's is, I think, bigger than that. I think it's probably about that big.

Okay. $80. $80. Let's finish it off. It sounds important, though, because it's called foundation. It is very important. You need a good foundation. It's what you build the rest of the makeup house on.

Exactly. Speaking of that makeup house, the last product. If you don't have a solid foundation, your makeup will slide off your face, like a house with bad foundations. If you're a head sweater like me, it doesn't really matter. It always slides off the face. Speaking of building that makeup house, let's go with the last one. What about a setting powder that you put on top of the foundation

to set it so you're not shiny? Yeah. And this one's from Laura Mercia, 29 grams. A setting powder? Setting powder. I thought you just sprayed a bit of hairspray on your face when it was done to lock everything in place. Powder is very important.

Is it? Yes. Christ. How much? You're paying for a powder. God, I was way off with the foundation, but I feel like this is just a finishing touch thing, so it can't be...

It's a thing you just put on after. It's a nice-to-have, not an essential, so I would say $35. A $70 product, that one. But I did so good with the MAC lipstick. Yeah, we'll just, we should have stopped there. So what does a face cost? What's the whole face worth?

Well, that's not, I mean I don't use wait, I don't use a lipstick every day so for me it's a primer into a foundation, into a powder. A primer? What are you, a fence? Yeah, primer.

You need to moisturise the face. And then I have a bit of blush. And then I have an eyebrow palette and an eyebrow brush. I also have a foundation brush that I use. And then some mascara and I'm good to go. Sounds exhausting. It really is. I just want to throw it all away.

We should start giving away makeup on ZM. Let's play Guess the Voice. An easy game where we go head to head guessing celebrity voices. Joining Team Clint is Candice. Hi, Candice. Hi, Candice. Hello. You got good hearing?

You got good ears on you? Hopefully. Hopefully. Some good lobes, Candice. Love a good lobe. You know the lobe is the dangly bit. What's the top bit called? The rim.

The ear rim. Of course it is. Yeah. Of course it is. Jordan's here to join Team Bree. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. What's up?

Hi, guys. You got a good set of rims on you, Jordan? Surely. And some low-hanging lobes, Jordan. And some low-hanging lobes. They're ready for the go. Let's do it, Jordan. Bree's looking for a man with big rims and low lobes.

Oh, same, Bree, same. We can look together. Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, Claudia. Hello. So this is Guess the Voice. Pretty self-explanatory. I'm going to play a celebrity voice.

You just need to tell me who it is. The theme this week, because the All Blacks are facing Ireland this weekend, these are all Irish people. Oh, good. My favourite accents. Oh, Jordan. Your fan. Jordan, name an Irish person. Conor McGregor.

Oh, good one. Is he Irish or is he Scottish? He's Irish. Candice, name an Irish person. Oh my gosh, I don't even know. You'll be able to name a few after this. I'm Irish. Am I one of them?

Yeah, you are. Am I? Okay, cool. No, you're not. Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. You just need to buzz in with your name if you know who it is. Good luck. Here's your first celebrity.

My wife and I were walking through... Clint. Clint. Liam Neeson. Correct. Is he Irish? It's a really, really beautiful hotel on the right bank in Paris. Clint. Clint. Liam Neeson. Correct. Is he Irish? Really, really beautiful hotel on the right bank in Paris.

There's tables on either side of this corridor leading to the foyer. Oh, my God, he is Irish. What a voice. Yeah. Did not know that. I didn't know that either. Okay, over to Candice and Jordan. Come on, guys.

See how you guys go. Okay, good luck buzzing with your names. Here is your celeb. But Taken is one of those films where one speech becomes legendary. And even on the post... Jordan. Jordan.

Graham Norton. Graham Norton! They use the speech the moment you're on the phone. I don't know who you are. Do you get loads of fans coming up and asking you to say that?

Oh my God, Meta, that's Graham Norton talking to Liam Neeson. Our gay president, Graham Norton. There Liam Neeson. Our gay president, Graham Norton. There's a billboard that was up in Auckland City

when they were showing Graham Norton and it said, straight from the UK. And I saw, I think it was Chris Parker tweet it and it said, I think he's gay from Ireland.

You know, I never knew, this is going to blow my mind, but I never knew that he was gay until a couple of years ago. What? Mate, I don't know. I did not know that.

Alan Carr, I had a feeling. Your gaydar's worse than mine. An inkling on Alan, yeah. An inkling on Alan? I had an inkling, yeah. Okay, we've got one to Team Bree, one to Team Clint. Let's go back to it, Claudia. Here you go.

Yeah, Bree and Clint, this one's for you guys. Well, I won it when I was a kid, and I had never entered into a competition like that before. And it was the first day of the summer holidays when I was like nine or ten or something. Clint. Clint. Sinead O'Connor?

No. She sounds young. Yeah, she's older now, but she was a child actor. She's in Lady Bird. She's young. Yeah, she's older now, but she was a child actor. She's in Lady Bird. She's in Atonement. I can see her face, but I don't know her name. She does have a very difficult name. Now you have to buzz us out.

Yeah, okay, you're out. That was Saoirse Ronan. Ah. Fantastic actor. And great Irish name. Okay, back over to Jordan and Candice. Yeah, we're still one ap piece, so Jordan and Candice, this one's for you guys. Good luck.

Who's the Irish person? My aunt lives in New York and she would come over to Ireland every summer with her kids and we'd like take little road trips around Ireland. I remember like I was starting... Jordan? Is that Niall Horan? Yes! I know these boys.

I was the radio. I know those boys. Alright was the radio. I know those boys. All right, two to Team Bree and one to Team Clint. So this could end in a win or a tie. So are we all in? We're all in. Okay, Jordan and Candice, buzz in if you know it. Here you go.

Here's your last one. Good luck. I mean, I haven't given up the day job, but I did. I left school at 16 with nothing more than a cardboard folder of drawings and paintings, and I got a job. Candice, who's that? Pierce Bronkman? Yes, it is. Oh, my God.

James Bond. The dad from Mamma Mia. Wow. That was impressive. Everybody gets KFC. Congratulations. Everyone gets KFC. Also, Jordan,

I just thought I'd let you know we just received a text message saying, Jordan sounds real hot. So... Hopefully. Thank you. Kirk up.

Take that into your week, Jordan. I will. Fly, sweetheart. Fly. That text was from Bree, by the way. That was from me. I did text our text machine.

It's those big rims. Your birthday bangers right now. We're going to play one of these out in full. It's the number one songs on your 16th birthdays. Start with Kingy. Kia ora, Kingy. Hi, Kingy. Hi.

How was your weekend, Kingy? Yeah, it was pretty good, pretty good. What did you get up to? What did I do in the weekend? Nothing crazy, just relaxed. You're exactly like me, Kingy. I can't remember what I did yesterday. No, me neither.

I just forget it straight away. Hey, Kingy, what's your birthday, mate? My birthday is the 2nd of September, 2001. All right, that means you were 16, Kingy, what's your birthday, mate? My birthday is the 2nd of September, 2001. All right, that means you were 16, Kingy, in 2017. And on your 16th birthday in 2017, this was number one. Oh, look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. Are you a Swifty, Kingy?

You like Taylor Swift? I'm not, like, the most hardcore fan out there. Yeah. But I listen to her from time to time. Yeah, I'll be honest, Kingy. I am a Swifty, but that's one of my least liked Taylor Swift songs. Albums, isn't it? Yeah, especially that song.

It's not it. Snake era Taylor Swift. I liked other songs on the album, but just not that one. Okay, wait there, Kingy. We're going to deliberate. I think we've lost Nico. We'll try and get Nico back. We're going to go to Michelle on 0800-DARLS-IT-M.

Hi, Michelle. Hello. What did you get up to for the weekend, Michelle? Oh, I just relaxed. Nothing exciting at all. People love a relaxing weekend, eh? Taking it easy. Nothing better, Michelle.

Nothing better. What's your birthday? 22nd of May, 95. All it easy. Nothing better, Michelle. Nothing better. What's your birthday? 22 May 95. All right. You were 16, Michelle, in 2011. And we're doing the math here, figuring it out. Here's your birthday banger. Here we go.

Oh, it's Mr. 305 himself, Pitbull. That's a great birthday banger. Do you like it, Michelle? Love a bit of Pitbull. That's a great birthday banger. Do you like it, Michelle? Love a bit of Pitbull. Love Pitbull, love Neo. Who doesn't love a bit of Pitbull? Surely that's Pitbull's biggest song too. Huge.

Huge. One more. We're just trying to get Nico back, who's doing it for their mum, Lisa. You having any luck? I think we might have Nico. Hello. Hello, Nico. Is that Nico or is that Lisa?

This is Nico. Okay, Nico, hello. Nico. Okay, mate, well, you're here to do your mum's birthday banger, I've heard. Yes, let's do it. Okay, perfect. Oh, what's your mum's name? Lisa.

Lisa. Okay, perfect. Shout out to Nico's mum, Lisa. What's her birthday? It's 28th of April, 1967. All right. That means she was 16 in 1983. And on her birthday, this was number one.

David Bowie and Let's Dance. It's a bit of David Bowie, Nico. Oh, yeah, that's pretty funky, eh? I bet she's right into that. Do you reckon she'd be loving a bit of Let's Dance? Yes, going to play it for her later on. Love it. Oh, perfect.

Okay, wait there, Nico. The winner for me is Pitbull today for Michelle. 100% Pitbull. No doubts. Michelle's won. Birthday banger. wait there, Nico. The winner for me is Pitbull today for Michelle. 100% Pitbull. No doubts. Michelle's won. Birthday banger. Well done, Michelle. Yes, awesome.

Just going to say as well, first time caller. Wait, wait. What did you say, Michelle? Wait, no, no. Bring down the music. What did you say, Michelle? I said I'm first time caller and I won. Yay.

Fantastic. It's a first-time caller. We love you for that, Michelle. Awesome. Thank you, guys. Thank you for calling in, and we're going to get you a song on the air right now for you. Brian, Clayton, you're on Zedim.

I'm working hard. Yeah, right. Picture that with a Kodak. Or better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak. Or better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak. Brian Clint. That's Pitbull and Neo in Give Me Everything. It's the winner of Birthday Banger today.

It's from 2011, which makes that song 12 years old. But don't focus on that bit. Just focus on the fact that it's a banger. When's Pitbull coming to New Zealand? Yeah. He'd put on such a good show. Wouldn't he? Yeah.

Should we start a petition yeah a petition petition yeah that was good i like that yeah um i saw today oh by the way um just noted i've seen that you have gone to the gym again this week no one applauded me or stood up for a standing ovation or thank you guys, thank you. No producers are standing except for producer Ella who's not standing. And you who's not standing because it's very hard for you to stand at the moment. I actually can't stand.

No. On that sore. Second week in a row of attending the gym. Yep, three times last week guys. Once this week so far. Yeah, well it's only Monday. If you'd been three times this week, I'd be a bit concerned. Mate, my friend Chas, who I go to F45 with, he does double classes in a day. Oh, chill out, Chas.

He's killing it. Take a chill pill, Chas. He's killing it. I did see, though, on your Instagram story that the motivational music you were using to get hyped up for your gym class was a bit questionable. Yeah, look, my friend Dan, him and I have started this gym journey together and he picks me up some days so we can go together because it's always good to have a gym buddy. Anyway, he picked me up this morning and he goes,

oh, should we put on some pump-up hype music? Yeah, good idea. And I was like, absolutely, let's do that. And he decided he would play this song. And I thought, what the hell is this? And I thought it was about to jump into the pop, you know, I challenge you to a dance-off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that.

Pumps off. Nah, it just goes like this for like six minutes. It's Phantom of the Opera, the soundtrack edition. Who in their right mind has this as gym music? He was like, this gets me going, this pumps me up. Yeah, I'm expecting it to go like... and go into some sick dance remix, but it's not, is it? No.

It's so annoying. No, it's a no. I'm sorry, Dan, love you, but it's a no. That's a no from me on the gym music front. That is not what you're looking for. Not for me. So this afternoon instead, because I know everybody is on a bit of a fitness journey coming into summer, let's put together the ultimate list of gym hype-up songs.

What's the song that really gets the people going? What is it? What is it? For me, when I'm heading to the gym, nothing hits harder than Miley Cyrus' The Climb. You know? It's the message in there. It's a great song. Yeah.

Or alternatively, this song. I like this as a gym song because it's so literal. Yeah. You know? It's what I'm going to do at the gym that day. Lift weights. Yeah. You got a gym track for us?

Yeah, you might not have heard of mine, but for some reason this song just does something to me. It's called Housework from Jack Jones. I call it housework because it's light work. This is the bang of the song. I'm with those shapes, feeling the bass of the song. Just makes me want to achieve. I'll show you.

I'll show all of you. This bit? This part. Yeah. The girlies are vibing. Claudia, you got a gym track for us? Absolutely. When I go to the gym, I want to feel strong, I want to feel empowered, and I want to feel like I can kick down

a door, and that's why you can't pass up on Shania Twain. Let's go, girls. To the gym. Oh, such a good song to work out to. That's what gets you off the couch. I mean, I wouldn't

have picked this, but once you hear it, you can't deny it. I've been trying to train my dogs for the last couple of months that every time I take them for a walk. Can you start it again? I'll play this song. Let's go girls. And now I'm trying to get to the point where I just put the song on

and they know. That's a good study. And they're girls, and you can just turn to them and go, let's go, girls. Damn, I need to do that for my kids when I want to get them out of the house. Yeah, do it. It works.

Let's go. Now. Please, put your shoes on. We're running late. Ella, you're up to the gym. Oh, this one's a. Now. Please put your shoes on. We're running late. Ella, you're up to the gym. Oh, this one's a goodie. I love some Ariana Grande, especially working out. So side to side is a banger.

Especially if you're in a spin class. It's sexy, it's fun. Get your hype. Okay. Please don't ever google What the theory of the meaning behind this song is please Ella Yeah what does it mean? No don't worry about it

She's doing lunges Yeah yeah yeah Side to side 100% Let's build the playlist together 0800 dial ZM We just want hot fire for this playlist okay Yeah

What is the song When you're not feeling it When you need motivation to go and do some exercise What is the song, when you're not feeling it, when you need motivation to go and do some exercise, what is the song that gets you going? And then we will play all those songs out in full for the last half an hour of 5 o'clock. To get you to the gym on a Monday evening. Bree and Clint.

We're trying to put together the greatest gym hype-up playlist there is because Bree's friend thought Phantom of the Opera was the way to go. It really does sound like the start of Dance Off by Macklemore. It does, eh? And if it went into that, I feel like that song is actually a good gym song. Wait, should we try and compare it? Yeah, let's compare it.

So that's Phantom of the Opera. I challenge you to a dance off. Whoa! Sounds similar, eh? That's Phantom of the Opera. I challenge you to a dance-off. Whoa. Sam Chivalre. I think Macklemore owes Andrew Lloyd Webber some money. The drop in this song slaps. Yeah. No tag teams, no masks. Here it comes.

Right now, dance-off. Get down the floor. Get down the floor. This is a small one, and then it builds to the bigger one. So let's put this playlist together, shall we, on 0800 dials. And then we'll go to Mitchell first. G'day, Mitchell. Hi, Mitchell.

Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. You're fitspo. You're motivated. You're going to get us fitspo and motivated. What is the song that hypes you up for the gym? One that I like is The Pretender by the Food Fighters because it starts real mellow.

Yeah, and it builds. It's a good warm-up song and then it builds right up. Yeah. It's a great one. It's angry too. It's a good cardio song too. Okay, Mitch, it's going on the list. Let's talk to Hayley on 0800 dials at M.

Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi. What is it for you, Hayley? What's the song that is like pre-workout for you? Work It by Missy Elliott. Oh. Such a good song to work out to.

Yeah, I can hear it. It's songs that have attitude. Because, like, when you're at the gym, you need to be like, some attitude. Yeah, you want to feel like a badass. Exactly. Ella's here on 0800-DIAL-ZM. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella.

Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Take us to the gym with you. What's the song that gets you hyped and ready to go? We think Nobody's Perfect by Hannah Montana. Oh. Nobody's Perfect by Hannah Montana. What an absolute vibe.

That's not the song we had you down for. Was there another one, Ella? Oh, yeah, Ella thinks wet. Oh, yeah. That's the one we were expecting. Yeah, this song would definitely. It's about sweat, this song, isn't it? Make me sweaty. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You need a bit of swamp ass. This is the Hannah Montana one. Everybody makes mistakes. Is this a gym song? Absolutely. Is it? Yeah. It ramps up.

That is like pre-workout in a song. Let's get some more. There are a lot of texts coming through from Britney Spears. So many texts. This is on my gym playlist. Is it? 100%. Which is that, you want a Maserati?

You want a Bugatti? Again, very literal. That's why this song works. You want a hot buddy? Oh, yeah. Works. Old school, someone said Def Leppards. Bang up.

This is a big song in the strip clubs isn't it I wouldn't know Just according to the movies I don't know I've never been You went with me and we saw this song That was an off air That was a private conversation Fat man scoop

100% If you got a 50 If you got a 50 weight, put your hands up because I'm using it. Someone texted and said that Jennifer Lopez, Let's Get Loud is the ultimate gym song. So good. This is the song if you want to get pumped up for anything. I appreciate those texts coming through for Kelly Rowland because so many Kelly Rowland songs are perfect for a gym playlist.

Oh, like Work? Work. Commander. Or like Dilemma when you don't want to go to the gym but you know you need to go to the gym. So fitting. Someone said please, please share this playlist

somewhere once compiled. Oh, should I put them all in a playlist? We could put it together for the new iHeartRadio playlist feature which is free. We could do Brie and Clint's workout playlist. God, who even are we? We're fit spas. Who have we become?

Just on those, you know, healthy gains. Yeah. What Bree said. Yeah. Just got to get my pump on, get a good sweat in, and then probably head out for, you know, a light run this afternoon. Sounds good to me.

I saw a clip from the AM show today where they were discussing how old is elderly, like trying to figure out what the number is. Well, when do you change from being old to elderly? Yeah, like if you refer to someone as elderly, what age is that? It was quite an interesting question. In the newsroom, someone wrote a story and called a 65 year old man elderly.

And this is just a lot of people are upset about this, are saying 65 is way too young to be called elderly. There's no way you're elderly at 65. But, I mean... What is elderly? Yeah. I personally think it's too young also. But, I mean... What is elderly? Yeah.

I personally think it's too young also. But then I think, well, what is the age? 65 is not elderly. Not anymore. I've never looked at 65. Even when I was young, I wouldn't say a 65-year-old is elderly. I googled just before how old is elderly, and it says traditionally, this is the first answer that comes up. Traditionally, elderly

has been defined as the age of 65. People from 65 to 74 are considered elderly and those over 75 are referred to... The crib keepers. Yeah, I was going to say old AF. Nah, late elderly, once you're over 75. That's not a thing. No, late elderly

is not a thing. Not a thing. Nah. There's young, middle-aged, old, and elderly. And 65 is not elderly. Is it old? Middle-aged, I'd say. Nah, not middle-aged. 70, I think, maybe you get into the old category.

If you're going to live to 130, it's middle-aged. Depends how big the middle is. That's what I'm doing. You're right. Okay. Well, if you extend the middle out there, you've got to extend the middle down the other way, so the 20-year-olds have to be middle-aged.

20? Yeah, well, if you're going to extend it up the other end, the middle is the middle. The middle is the middle. What's the middle? I don't know. I don other end, the middle is the middle. The middle is the middle. What's the middle? Well, I don't know. I don't know what the middle is. I thought, so do you have an idea on what you think elderly is?

If it's not 65, what is it? For me, like if someone's elderly, it's when... I've referred to someone as elderly. What age are you picturing? Yeah, like I think it's a pretty good, easy indication. It's when they fall over, but people start to say they've had a fall. They've had a fall, yeah.

That means they're elderly, which I think is around like 78 onwards. You reckon you'd be 78 to have a fall? Yeah. Yeah? Like if I, like a 70-year-old, if they fell over, I'd say they fell over. Yeah? Whereas like 78, oh, they've had a fall. Okay.

Mine was similar. I don't have a number for it, but elderly for me is the way that you walk and the way that you get around. Like if it looks really painful, that person to me seems elderly. So I've been going back to the gym recently. You're moving in an elderly fashion. I move like that at the moment. So am I elderly? You appear elderly.

Claudia, how old is old? How old is elderly? I feel like you guys are on the money where it's a state of being. Yeah, right. But in my mind, it's not far off 65. I was thinking like 70. 70? Yeah. 70 reminds me of my grandparents. But then 65 is

not elderly. My father-in-law is closer to 70 than he is 65. So is my dad. He golfs and he surfs and he's on the rowing machine and I would not refer to him as elderly. No. As a kid, I thought 65 was just ancient. But now that I'm older, I'm like, actually, that's fine.

When you were a kid, I thought 50 was elderly. I was like, 50? Whoa's fine. When you were a kid, I thought 50 was elderly. I was like, 50? Whoa. I can't remember thinking that. I think as I get older, I keep pushing the number out. You keep pushing it up, eh? Yeah. Ellie, you're the youngest one of us.

Honestly, don't take all of our mumbo jumbo into account. No, I wasn't listening. Okay, good. Yeah, I'm going to say probably late 70s. Late 70s is elderly? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Late 70s. Well, that's what I said. Late 70s, I think. Like as soon as you're into your 80s, like that's elderly. Yeah, 80s is elderly. Yeah. Yeah.

Like you're having a fall in your 80s. There can be young 70s, though. Yeah, I agree. My auntie's in her 70s. She's be young 70s, though. Yeah, I agree. My auntie's in her 70s. She's young, looks young. Oprah's 69. Is she? Yeah.

I've just been Googling old celebrities. Madonna's 65. Google how old Cher is. Okay. Because I remember seeing her in concert. Yeah. How old is Cher? I think she's 75.

She's 77. 77, yeah. She was born in 1946. And mate, if you go to a Cher concert, it's actually unbelievable. You're like, how? George Clooney is 62, so technically he's almost elderly. Someone text through and they said that elderly is 65. If you're willing to accept the pension, you need to accept being called elderly.

Oh, you can call me elderly if you're going to give me free money. That's fine by me. Yeah, can we drop the age then to like lower? 35? Yeah, that'd be good. Free and Clint. I saw this article on the Herald today, which was asking like questions about phone etiquette

and where it is and isn't appropriate to use your phone because I feel like the lines are so blurred these days yeah I agree it's become really natural to like check your phone and take your phone out and have a little look at it and then you can slip into unlocking that phone and then before you know you're scrolling Instagram while you're

in the middle of a conversation with somebody which is super rude and we've talked about the name for it which is fobbing, which is when you fob someone off with your phone. Yeah, phone snubbing. Oh, yeah, that was it. Yeah, phone snubbing. Yeah, fobbing.

Fubbing. Fubbing. Yeah, you're still fobbing them off. Yeah. Yeah. So here's some situations. There's 10 of them, and you and I can decide whether it's appropriate to be on your phone at least.

So the first one is in a restaurant. You're in a restaurant with friends. You're having dinner. Not appropriate. Is it okay to check your phone? No. It's not, eh? It's not.

It's not. You should have it, I feel like, in your pocket. But then a lot of girls don't have pockets. Because you need to get a, if someone's ringing you and it's urgent, you need to know. That's where smartwatches are great. But you should not be checking your phone while you've taken time out to go and socialise with these people at dinner, right? We do phone tower in our friend group.

I love phone tower. So phone tower is where if you go out, everyone puts their phone in the middle and you pile the phones up on top of each other so it makes a tower. First person to reach for their phone and pull it out of the phone towel buys a round of drinks. Love that. Yeah. What a great idea.

Next one is in class. If you're a student and you're being taught in class, if I saw a student take their phone out, I would confiscate that thing so fast. Wait, are we talking like high school or are we talking uni? High school. Uni do what you want. Uni's fine. They don't care if you learn at uni or not. You're paying.

It's your loss. And when you're in a lecture of 400 people, no one's going to notice. High school, no, you should not be checking your phone. I agree. What about when you're parenting? What about when you're looking after little kids? Is it okay to be scrolling on your phone while you're looking after kids? Yeah, it's fine. As someone with kids, can I say it's the only

thing that keeps me sane sometimes? It's having a little phone break. Having a little break. Yeah. You can even involve the kid if you want. Come and look at these TikToks. Do you like people hurting themselves? Come and have a look at this.

Checking your phone in a movie theatre? No. I don't have a problem with it. I don't have a problem with it. As long as the sound's not on, I really don't mind. I do. Really? Why?

Yeah. I'm a big, I love going to the movies. I wish I could go more often, but I love going to the movies, and you know why? Yeah. I feel like it's one of the only things that I get to do where you are completely transported and shut off from what's happening in the outside world.

So if I've got someone over here on my left, their bloody light's coming on all the time, I'm like, put your phone down and watch the film. Yeah. You know? Okay, I get it. Yeah. Once, I'm fine.

If it's a constant thing, I'll be like, you know, come on. This one's becoming more and more prevalent, especially with how addicted we are to TikTok. People walking down the sidewalk. So often. So often. So often. Yeah. You might get hit by a car.

You might get hit by a lime scooter. It's happened. But that's on you, isn't it? These things have happened. Is it okay to check your phone while you're walking? I don't... If you're looking at maps, I think, I mean, look, I'm guilty.

I do do it. Yeah. I think if you're good at multitasking, there's people who are good at it and they're multitasking. I hate the people that are so entranced in their phone that they nearly run into you. Yes. You're like, look up.

Or they don't make room for you. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Next one's easy. We can agree when you're driving. No, just put the phone down for God's sake. I'm good at multitasking. No.

What if you're in a sports game? What if you see someone on their phone in a sports game? I feel like that's their loss. Yeah, that's up to them. You look like a loser, but get off your phone. I feel like you're not impacting other people around you because it's loud and it's whatever. So if they're on their phone, that's up to them. Last one, when you're at work. Is it okay to be on your phone when you're at work? Depends what your job is. Yeah, it really does, doesn't it? You know? But say you've got an office job. Is it okay to be on your phone when you're at work? Depends what your job is Yeah, it really does, doesn't it? You know?

But say you've got an office job Is it okay to be checking your Instagram at your desk at your office job? Probably not But But do we all do it? Absolutely Were we on Instagram directly before we turned the microphones on? It's the only thing that gets us through the bloody day

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