ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th October 2024

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

Clint licks his own phone.  Monster's Inc's most iconic scene, as presented by us.  Do you dream in colour?  We're finding NZ's rarest human.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's Bree. Clint. Oh, thank you. ZM's Bree and Clint. Cutty, everybody. It's Bree and Clint, that opener. We debuted it late last week. It's like we knew. It's like we knew what was going to be announced for Laneway today. We did.

We have insider knowledge. Don't tell us who our sources... Don't tell us? Don't ask us who our sources are. Don't you dare tell us who our sources are. Yeah, don't you tell us. We know and we won't tell you. How dare you assume our sources? Barbecue? Peary, peary mayo.

Oh, love a peary, peary mayo. Love a peary, peary mayo. I'm also doing this tomato sauce that's got pickle and dill in it at the moment. I've seen it. Yeah, it's good. Haven't tried it yet. I'm also doing a kusundi tomato sauce at the moment, which is a little bit spicy. God, fancy in your house.

You should see my sauce shelf. She bumpin'. I love a good sauce shelf. I've got a habanero mayonnaise that I'm doing at the moment. Yeah. Yeah. Because I like spicy, but not really spicy. Yeah've got a habanero mayonnaise that I'm doing at the moment. Yeah. Yeah. Because I like spicy, but not really spicy. Yeah, just a little bit of spice.

Just the idea of spice. Just white spice. Yeah, white spice. Yeah, if you were in the Spice Girls, you'd be white spice. Yeah. You know how there's kiwi hot? Yeah. I'm like kiwi mild.

That's me. Kiwi mild. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think that is an option on some restaurants. You're right. If I was a Spice Girl, I'd be white pepper. White pepper. Yeah. It's aials. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think that is an option on some restaurants. You're right. If I was a supply school, I'd be White Pepper. White Pepper. Yeah.

It's a good one to be. Spicy enough. Today on the show, lots of fun on the way for you. We're going to take on a scene from Monsters, Inc., which don't come for me. I've never seen before. Which I was shocked to learn today, and I don't know why I continue to be shocked.

You haven't seen anything. Am I the only one who hasn't seen Monsters, Inc.? Has everybody else seen Monsters, Inc.? I was getting Monsters, Inc. confused with Are Real Monsters with the guy with the armpits and the eyeballs in his hands and the umbrella handle girl. And they lived in the junkyard. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In the garbage area. Yeah, that was a great cartoon, but no, very different. So we'll give you a crash course before our acting debut in Monsters, Inc. Sounds good. It's today the day the tradies pull even. It's 85 games tradies, 86 games ladies. Tradies, fire up. Ladies, don't let them get ahead.

If you're keen to play tradie versus lady with us, the phone lines are open right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM. 0800-DIAL-ZM. That's the one. Yeah, yeah. That's the one, eh? You know when you've said something like a thousand times, but when you listen to yourself say it, you're like, that's not how you say it.

And then what about when you write certain words these days and you're like, why does that look wrong, but it's not? Yeah, yeah, it's not wrong. Weird. It's because you don't think when you do things most of the time. You're just an autopilot. I forgot how to copy and paste, like the shortcut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I was like, why am I forgetting how to do this?

I had to Google how to take a screenshot the other day. Weird. Anyway. Tradie vs. Lady. We're ready to play. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady It's Tradie vs Lady.

Three, two, one, let's go. Here we are. Could this be the day the Tradies level up the scores? We're about to find out. They're on 85 wins for the year. The Lady's on 86. Could be a turning point. Let's find out.

Our Lady is in Palmy North. She's 37 and she's a mum of two. Welcome to the show, Holly. G'day, Holly. Hi. Who's your favourite out of the two? Yeah, good question. Oh, that's a hard call.

I do listen to you guys and, yeah, I'll say it even, Stephen. No, no, no, not your favourite out of us two. The favourite out of your two kids. Pardon? The favourite of your two kids. Which one's the favourite? I can't decide who's the favourite. I have a girl and a boy, so favourite.

Girl, favourite, boy. Oh, good answer. Good answer, good answer. It's the girl. It's definitely the girl. Okay, you're taking on our tradies today. They're from Tamuka. They're 37 as well, and they can solve a Rubik's Cube in 30 seconds.

Welcome to the show, Eamon. Hi, Eamon. Hi, Eamon. Good afternoon. You might want to give a few tips to producer Claude, who's been on a year-long journey to solve a Rubik's Cube. What is the best tip? Just solve it from the bottom up and start with a cross and work your way up. Eamon says work from the bottom up, Claude.

I was working from the top down, so I've just flipped it upside down and I'll continue. Eamon can get the job done in 30 seconds flat if he works from the bottom up. Yeah. It's taking me a bit longer. It's a good life option. Work from the bottom up.

Eamon, your buzzer is tradie. Holly, yours is lady. The first to give us three correct answers will win $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. In the Little Mermaid movie, what does Ariel give up for legs? Lady. Yes,

Holly. Her voice. It is, of course, her voice. Nice work. One to the ladies. Question number two. Where in the body would you find the larynx? Ready. Yes, Eamon. In the trot. Well done. Number two, where in the body would you find the larynx? Fretty. Fretty. Yes, Eamon? In the trot.

In the trot is right. I love how he says trot. Trot. Very cute. All right, one apiece. Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Holly's in.

Lady. Holly. Usher. Usher. Well done, Holly. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question's in. Lady. Holly. Usher. Usher. Well done, Holly. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Name a musician who has had their own perfume slash perfumes.

Ready. Holly for the win. Britney Spears. She's got it. Well done, Holly. She's a lady. Go. Oh, oh, oh.

She's a lady. You were over that like a cat on heat, Holly, and you've taken away $50 cash and the win. Yes, but sorry, I'm very competitive. I can tell. We can tell. You did a fantastic job. Eamon just...

You put up a good fight. A good fight, but she was too good. She's rampant. She's rampant. Yeah. Congrats. She's rampant. The ladies cannot be overtaken, it seems, in Tradiverse Lady.

They hold on. They take the boys to the edge and then they take it straight back. Bree and Clint. Do you ever clean your phone? Nah. Me neither. Can't say it's something I'd think about, really. No, me neither.

Until now. Now I'm like, I wonder if I should be cleaning my phone. But even then, I probably won't. Same. There's parts of the house that I should be cleaning that I don't clean as well. Oh, we don't. Like underneath the fridge, I don't need to know what's under there.

Out of sight, out of mind. Yeah. The amount of ice cubes I've kicked under the fridge, I don't want to know. They'll be sterilising it. Yeah, exactly. Be taking care of it. A study's been done where they took doctors' phones.

So people who you would associate with being quite hygienic, right? They're always scrubbing their hands. Yeah, clean. And they're conscious of germs and infection and bacteria and that kind of thing. Wearing gloves. On just 20 doctors' phones, they found 2,204 microorganisms. Yuck. It's 2,000 microorganismsisms. Yuck. It's 2,000 microorganisms per phone.

What organisms? No, it's 1,000 microorganisms per phone. All kinds of shit. Staphylococcus. Oh, not the coccus. All the worst coccuses were on there. Staph is such a nasty one, isn't it? They did this study on

people's phones back during the pandemic as well. Just regular people's phones and quite a broad study as well. They found that 45% of all phones had COVID-19 on them during the pandemic. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, and they were locking us all down. And for what?

Yeah, we were wearing masks and socially distancing and spending more time on our phones. It's right there on the phone anyway. They should have immunised our phones. They should have vaccinated our phones. Experts say your phone is teeming with bugs because we keep it warm and protected in our pockets.

We mist them with saliva during phone calls and video calls. You're like... Yeah, you spit all over them. You put spit on them. You periodically splatter the screen with a buffet of nutritious crumbs while eating. So the bacteria's like, I'll have some of that. And this is before you even take it to the toilet.

They're contaminated with microbes from your fingers and exposed to fecal matter in the bathrooms. Yes, you're right. Disgusting! Scientists said they consider mobile phones a five-star hotel for microorganisms. Phones are mobile petri dishes. It's literally

a hotbed. It's a cesspool. We've done this before, and I don't really know why we're doing it again. I guess we're doing it again. Can I just say? I guess we're on the hamster wheel of content. I don't want to take part in this. Yeah.

I really, really don't want to. Good. Me neither. You came up with the idea. No, it doesn't mean I want to do it. But it's more entertaining if we don't want to do it. If we're like, let's have it. No, I just genuinely don't want to do it.

Rock, paper, scissors. Let's find out who's going to lick a phone. That's what we're going to do. Okay? Me and you. So we're going to go rock. I never win rock, paper, scissors. You can decide how we do it. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay, it's one, two, three, shoot. Okay, hold on, let me think about it.

Hold on. Yeah. Okay, hold on. Here we go. Okay. Oh, hold on. Wait, wait. Come on. Okay. Yeah. Rock, hold on. Wait, wait. Come on. Okay. Yeah.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Yes! Come on! Damn, that feels good! I was so convinced you were going to lose. Like, in my head, I was like, it won't be me. Because it's never you. It's always me. Okay, rock, paper, scissors, shoot,

and that's who gets to decide which phone it is. Okay. Okay, hold on. Let me think about it. Okay. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Me, I get to decide. I'll be licking my own phone.

Thank you very much. Hey, I'm happy with that. I don't want you to get your tongue away from my phone. And your phone's bigger, so it's going to be, I want from top to bottom. From butt to butt to. Or if you want to go bottom to the top, I know how you like it.

You can do it that way too. Can I lick it from behind? Because you love that song. Started from the bottom, now here. I'll lick it from the front or lick it from behind. You do what feels comfortable.

I'll just lick the front. All right, I'll lick the front. All right, here we go. You can go. This. I'll just lick the front. Alright, I'll lick the front. Alright, here we go. This is for science, by the way. So, if I die or if I get paralysed by microbes in the next 48 hours, it was this. I want a one or

two word review of what it tastes like after you do it. Oh, sure. Okay. Like I'm Jesse Mulligan going to a phone-based restaurant. Yeah. Okay. Here I'm Jesse Mulligan going to a phone-based restaurant. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Good luck, everybody,

including me. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. It doesn't taste like anything. It tastes a bit grippy. You know when there's like surfaces in there, like it wasn't 100% smooth.

I wouldn't say gritty, but there were definitely things for my tongue to navigate on the way up. But how did the phone feel? My question is, is that phone now cleaner or dirtier than before I licked it? You've just added more bacteria onto it. Mass. Free and Clint. Over the last few weeks, we've opened Free and Clint's acting school

where we've been really branching out, you know? They're just trying to, you know, add things to our skill set. Yeah, yeah. Don't box us in. You don't know what we're capable of, you know? It's one of those things where you've got to keep learning, you've got to keep evolving, and we think maybe recreating iconic scenes

from iconic pieces of cinema could be the thing that does it for us. It could be it. We've done some fantastic Harry Potter so far. We've only done Harry Potter. No, while you were away, we did Mean Girls because it was Mean Girls Day, wasn't it? You did Mean Girls without me?

We had to. You were away but it was Mean Girls Day. You know when he's like, it's October 3rd. And how did it go? I think it went quite good, didn't it? No? No. It was fine.

It was bad. It's because I wasn't here. Who would you have been? I was Regina. I probably would have picked either Regina or... You would have done a Stella Karen. Or Karen, yeah. I feel like I've got Karen vibes.

Well, it's not Mean Girls. You've chosen a new scene for us to perform today. Yeah, I thought we need to branch out into some cartoons, some animation. Okay. So I picked the iconic film Monsters, Inc. and you told the group that you haven't seen it. No, I've not seen Monsters, Inc. yet.

And hopefully... It's messed up, man. This will ignite something in you to be like, I need to watch that movie. Is my character that I'm playing... Yeah. Mike Wazowski... Yeah.

Is he Billy... Is it Billy Crystal who does the voice of him? It is. Okay, I recognise that. Yes, iconic.? Is it Billy Crystal who does the voice of him? It is. Okay. I recognise that. Yes. Iconic. I can channel Billy Crystal.

Iconic character. The scene that we've chosen is an iconic scene where Mike rocks up at work and Roz questions him about doing his paperwork. Okay. So hold on. Just need to. Yeah, no eyes. I need to... Yeah, nice.

I'm just going to get into character. This will make more sense when you see the video, to be honest. But, yeah, okay. Looking good, feeling good? Okay, hold on. Okay, aye. Do I look good? Yeah, you look good.

Yeah, yeah. Are we ready to go? Do we look the part? It you look good. Yeah, yeah. Are we ready to go? Do we look the part? It's uncanny. Yeah, wow. That's amazing. Okay. Have we got some background vibe music or something?

Interior. Office. Roz is reading the newspaper. Good morning, Roz, my succulent garden snail. And who will we be scaring today? Wazowski, you forgot to file your paperwork last night. Oh, that darn paperwork. Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?

Don't let it happen again. Ah, yes. Well, I'll try to be less careless. I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Oh, she's nuts. All scareplots are now active. Assistants, please report to your stations.

See. It's good. I think it was good. It's good. I think it was good. I didn't even float. I think it had moments of real hate. Yeah, it was fantastic. We might get the call up for the stage production of Monsters, Inc.

Yeah. I think so. I think we're in with the shot. I also think having costumes for it really sets the tone. Yeah. It's great for radio. Yeah, I think so. I think we're in with the shot. I also think having costumes for it really sets the tone. Yeah, it's great for radio. Yeah. I did feel like Clint was giving me the dirty eyeball a lot of it, though. Yeah, showing you something you shouldn't.

Where's it looking? Hey, Brie. Hey, my eyes are up here. My eyes are up here. That was cool. I'm watching you without game. Brie and Clint, next. Who is the new richest woman in music

i bet you can guess but do you know who the previous richest woman in music was we'll find that all out all out we'll find all of it out and we find it out next on zm from i heart radio this From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, the details are out of who is now the richest female in music. Richest female in probably, I think, the history of music so far. Taylor Swift has topped the list. She's worth a staggering $2.6 billion. Billion. Billion dollars.

$1.6 billion US. $2.6, $2.6 billion. Billion. Billion dollars. That's $1.6 billion US. I think it's like, yeah, $2.6, $2.7 billion. Where did this come from? I mean, her tour obviously was like the highest-grossing tour in the history of the world. She then put that tour on movie, and you go and pay again to watch the tour of the movies. Then she sold it to, I think, Paramount or something

or Disney Plus or something, and you can watch it everywhere. She just knows how to make a bank. And you know what? Of course, now she's re-recording all of her own albums and just going to release them and then own all of those as well. It's just so brilliant and so well thought out, and she deserves to be that rich. I think she's that girl.

She overtook Rihanna, didn't she? Yeah. And Rihanna's multifaceted in her income stream. It's not just music. It's beauty and lingerie as well, which Taylor hasn't really branched out into that type of stuff yet, has she? She hasn't gone into... Imagine if she did.

Yeah. Imagine if she released... If she did Taylor Cosmetics... Or even Taylor Catfood, it would go berserk. Taylor Catfood. Everything. Taylor Guitars. Taylor Guitars.

People would be buying guitars and they wouldn't know how to play them. Wait. Just put them on the wall. What about Taylor Tailoring? Her own tailoring company. I love it. Tailoring. It's in the mall and you buy anything and you take it in and they bejesel it for you like a Taylor Swift outfit. Taylor Tailoring. It would boom, I reckon.

I have to tell you something. Speaking of bejeseling, I have to tell you something because it's an exclusive for you. If you are wondering why it's really loud where I am, I'm at the launch, the private launch, of the new RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under right now. And they've just, yeah, they've just shared, I'm in Sydney, they've just shared all the new drag queens. It comes out tomorrow morning, 7am.

No one's allowed to post things. I can't tell you who's here, but I want you to know. Question. It's a new lineup because I know you. Absolutely, Dean. Is Michelle Visage there for the launch? She's not here, but she is hosting it. Yeah, she's...

They've given her the show, eh? Given her the show, well, this particular franchise, yeah. So she'll be, yeah, fronting the Down Under RuPaul's Drag Race series. You're right, Dean. There'll be a lot of vajazzling going on there, wouldn't there? Oh, yeah. I'm covered in Shrovsky crystals. That was before I came.

Not to mention the glitter I've got from the drag queen. Before you what? It's all around his face. Before you what? We love you, Dean. There's the latest from Dean McCarthy. He's in Sydney. He's a Hollywood correspondent, but he's in Sydney at the moment.

That's how he's at the RuPaul drag race down under thingy. Bree and Clint. I found this quite interesting, and it was an article talking about the 12 different features that make you more unique of a human than others. Okay. So the more you have on this list. The rarer you are. The rarer you are. The more boxes you tick. Of a human than others. Okay. So the more you have on this list. The rarer you are. The rarer you are. The more boxes you take.

Of a human. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, I mean, we're all different as people, but they say these particular things make people even more unique. Okay. Because not as many people have them. Producers, do you want to go through the list with us and we can all see.

Should we keep count for ourselves? Yeah, let's keep count for ourselves. We'll see who is the rarest human on the, on the team. And if you're listening right now, can you please take note of how many of these you are? Cause we'd like to talk to you after this. Okay. So if you've got a lot of these, then we want you to call 0800 dials at M.

All right. So this is the list, 12 features that make you more rare as a human. Number one, being left-handed. Not for me. Yeah, not me. Let me just say I'm quite special, me. Ella is left-handed. She's got a left-hander.

That is one point for you, Ella. Off to a good start. Number two on the list, green eyes. No. Green eyes, 2%. Only 2% of the population have them. I got green eyes. I've got like hazel-y, but they're not like green, green.

Yeah, that's a stretch, Clint. Are they green? Are they greeny blue? Yeah. They're bluey green. I'll give you a point. I've definitely got green eyes. Does brown green count?

No. No, they're brown. They're hazel. They're brown. Okay. I'll give you a point. I've definitely got green eyes. Does brown green count? No. No, they're brown. They're hazel. They're brown. Okay, next on the list, different coloured eyes is even rarer. So let's say you've got one blue, one green. No. Only 1% of the population has that. None of us have.

No. Next on the list is double eyelashes. Oh. So it's a condition where you actually have two rows of eyelashes. I barely have one row. Same. Yeah. No, not for us.

None of us. No, unfortunately. Next on the list is red hair. Oh, I did dye it like red for a little bit. That does not count. I've got the gene because family members do, but I skipped it. I've got gingers in the family, yeah. Yeah.

My family's been touched, tarred by the ginger brush. Red hair, quite rare, 2%. I've got ginger mustache. Yeah, you do, actually. I wouldn't say it counts. Okay. 2% of the population only have red hair. A double crown.

What's that? One in 20 people have a double crown. I have a double crown. It's in your hair. Oh. The swirly bit of your hair. Like most people, their hair will meet at the back part on their head and then swirl out, whereas a double crown, you have two of them.

It's quite annoying actually. I've definitely got a double crown. Okay, give yourself a point. People say it's when you're reincarnated and you were reincarnated with two souls. Oh. What the heck? That's why you've got two crowns.

So you've been two different people. Yeah. Oh, cool. That's what they say. Next, a longer second toe. I have this. Well, your second toe is longer than your big toe. My ET toe.

Oh, yeah, okay. No, I don't have that. You don't? So a fifth of people have a longer second toe, so I'll mark myself down for that. This one I always find quite creepy. Holes near your ear. It's usually there.

Like there, near that little knobbly part. A hole? What do you mean a hole? It's three holes. You've never seen someone with that? And it kind of looks like gills. It's weird. I wonder if they can breathe underwater at all.

But it's very rare. Only 1% of people have it. No. Okay, so no one's got that. A gap in your front teeth. I want a gap in my front teeth. So badly. Doesn't count.

Only 25%. You know how they can move your teeth with Invisalign? Yeah. Do you reckon if you went in and you're like, I want a supermodel gap in my teeth, they could Invisalign your front teeth apart? They probably would. I reckon they could. Canine teeth as well.

It's quite hot. Yeah. I've got canines. You front teeth apart. They probably would. I reckon they could. Canine teeth as well. It's quite hot. Yeah. I've got canines. You do. Yeah. They're hot. Everybody does. Vampire fangs.

I don't. Yes, you people don't. You've got stumpy little teeth. I do. Okay, no one's got the gap in the teeth. Only 25% of people have that. Extra rib. How would we know?

I don't know. So usually, I'm pretty sure a human has 24 ribs, so they have obviously an even number on both sides. Where are they? But one in 200 people are born with extra. I wouldn't know. We wouldn't know. We wouldn't know.

And last one on the list, an outie belly button. Oh, no. Only 10% of the population have an outie belly button. No, I've got an innie. Me too. Yeah, I've got an innie. Me too. Yeah, I've got an innie. Yeah, but how's your belly button? Oh, close, Robert.

She threw a pin at him. And I nailed it. That was a good shot. Oh, my word. You deserve that. Okay, I got three out of 12. That was one. I got one.

I got zero. Oh, my God, you're so boring and normal. I'm the most average person in the world. Okay, so we're all zero. Oh, my God. You got zero. You're so boring and normal. I'm the most average person in the world. Okay, so we're all pretty. That's why we call her generic Claudia. We're all pretty stock standard. Let's put it out to the universe. Copy and paste Claudia.

How many of those did you get? And if you've got more than three, we want to talk to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. How rare are you? Let's find the rarest person in New Zealand. Yeah, of them all. Bree and Clint.

We're talking about different features that apparently make you more unique as a human, more rare. I'm going to run through the list very quickly. It's 12 different things. And if you're just tuning in, you can see how many you have. So the first one was left-handed. The next one that I didn't mention actually that they said was even rarer is when people are ambidextrous, which is very rare. And very impressive.

And I don't just mean that you can pick up a pencil and try and write something. Like you actually can use both hands. For everything. For everything. Yeah, yeah. Green eyes, different coloured eyes, double eyelashes, red hair, double crown, longer second toe than your big toe,

holes near the side of your ear, gaps in your front teeth, extra ribs and an outie belly button, other different things. The more you have, the rarer you are. So this text that just come in doesn't really count. Someone's just text, I'm a ringer. So that's one? That's one. I got one. You know, people can get one.

I don't know if we've got this level yet, Claudia, but there's a text there from someone who has five of those things. I want to know what five. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi there.

Do you want to be anonymous because you're so rare and you're worried that you're valuable and people will come and steal you? No, because I was going to talk about my son. Oh, it's your son that's rare. Good call. Tell us how rare is your son. How many of those things has he got?

I've got three of them, but my son's eyes are brown on the inside and blue on the outside. Wow. Okay. Yeah. And so we've both got the toe thing. Longer second toe, yeah. Yeah, I've got red hair as well.

Okay, and has he got red hair? Nah, he didn't get that one. He wasn't lucky enough. Oh, really? Do they say it skips a generation? No. No, it's recessive. It's a recessive gene. So both parents have to have the ginger gene.

To pass it down? Yes, they don't have to both be ginger, but they have to have the ginger gene in their gene pool. Gotcha. So, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, thanks for calling through, Anonymous. Thanks, Anonymous. Let's go to Coralie on the phone. Hi, Coralie.

Hi, Coralie. Hi, Coralie. Hello. We're trying to find some rare, rare diamonds, and you might be one. You've got five of the 12 things. Yeah, I do. What five do you have, Coralie?

I have got green eyes. Lovely. That's one. Red hair. Okay. Two. What a good combo. You're a lefty.

Three. Is it a good combo? I think so. I have my middle toes longer than my big toe by like a freakish amount. Yeah, you've got the ET toe. Oh, no. And I have a double cowlick, which I have passed on to my children. Double cowlick, double crown.

Coralie, as someone who also has that, how bloody annoying is it? When I try and straighten my hair, it just flicks up at the back and it looks like I've done an absolute horrific job. All the hairdressers are just kind of like, there's nothing I can do. Yeah, no, sorry, out of our hands. We could shave it off. Someone's just texted, and this could give you six. This wasn't on Bree's list, but maybe it's the 13th thing.

You don't have a third nipple, do you, Coralie? Not a third nipple, but I can do freaky things with my eyes and ears. I thought you were about to say I could do freaky things with my nipples. Yeah, yeah. I can like shake them. Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder?

Thanks, Carly. We're trying to find the rarest person that listens to this show. Emma's called up and it's about your son as well. Emma, hi. Hi, Emma. Georgia.

So just first of all, I'm the special little snowflake who has the hole in front of the ear. You're one of those people. It looks like gills next to your ear. Well, yeah, I had it surgically corrected when I was a baby, but I did have it. Okay.

So I had the pre-orectial sinus. Okay. So long as there's photos of it so we can see. Yep, that's fine. I don't know where those are, but I'm sure they exist somewhere. And what does your daughter have? The left-handed gap in her teeth,

double crown, longer toe, and there was a fifth one which I keep forgetting. Oh my god. Are you worried that your daughter is some kind of alien freak, Emma? Potentially. Yeah. Well, we won't know until she grows up.

Yeah. Who was her father? Oh, the very special kind of snowflake. Yeah, I was going to say. Was it Spock? It would be a nicer thing. Oh, Emma. Thanks, Emma.

Geez, a lot of people texting in with their third nipple confession now. I just made that one up, by the way, so you're just revealing it to me for no reason. A lot of people just texting in with their own weird things about themselves that weren't on the list. Looking confessional. Yeah. Someone texted through and they said that their brother has three crowns. Really?

The triple crown? So not a double, but a triple. It's a horse race. Jamie's here. Hi, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Hiya. How are you guys doing?

Good, thanks. Do you have a lot of these rare different features? Well, I've got four of them. Okay. What four do you have? So I'm Ginger and I've got green eyes. I've got the longer toe thing and I've got a gap between my teeth that I can whistle through.

Oh, my God. Do you look like the girl from the movie Brave? No, I look like Chappell Rhone. Do you? Yeah, I do it all the time. In my head, you looked like the girl on the Wendy's sign. You know, the Wendy's hamburgers girl? I would argue the girl from Brave would have grown up

to look like Chappell Rhone. I'll take that, yeah. I'll take that. Yeah. I'll take that. Oh, how cool. Before you go, would you treat us to a bit of front teeth whistling? I can try. Okay.

Let's give it a go. Hang on. This is where the little drum roll. Hang on. Let's build this up. Here we go. Can you hear it? Next stop, Oxford.

Next stop. Very. Next stop. Very good, Jamie. Thanks, guys. We're going to have a game of Google Down next. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk.

Roll up, roll up. It's time for a game of Google Down where I've been doing things for a number of weeks and this week is no different. Got a different theme. What is it? Wait, let me see if I can tell you. It might affect the way that people vote is what I'm thinking.

I'm calling it... Main Character Energy. Take from that what you will. Who played the main character in this film? Oh, shit. No, it's good. We can't pre-Google that. You thought you were so cryptic, eh? No, I didn't.

That's what I've actually called it. And I was like, oh, if they get it, they get it. Okay, this is what you need to do. You need to correctly pick the winner of Google Down. Is it going to be Ella, Claudia, or me, Clinton? Are we doing our horsey noises? Because I'm prepared. Horsey noises?

Like, nay? We used to do that. What? You'd go Clint and you'd go nay. Because it's a country theme. I don't? We used to do that. What? You'd go Clint and you'd go nay. Because it's a country theme. I don't know. Listen to the music. We're on a radio.

If you want to. Ella. I don't remember that at all. Neither. I don't remember that at all. But no, no, we'll do it. We'll do it. Yeah.

Call us out. Yeah, yeah. Right. You can vote for Ella. No. I gave myself the yuck. Yuck. Claudia. I'm not the yuck. Yuck. Claudia.

I'm not going to do it. Not keen either. Bree and Clint. It's time to play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk.

Welcome along to Google Down, where we like to give away KFC chicken dollars. If you can back the winner before we play. Your horses, Clint, Claudia and Ella. No! Your horse is very aggressive. Your horse has got the mange. What's that? I think that horse needs a bit of a tranquiliser.

No! Here's the rules. I will read out my questions. First person to yell out the correct answer will receive a point. First to three points wins the game. The theme of this week, as I told you before, I'm calling it Main Character Energy. And here comes question number one.

Who was the lead actor in the movie Monsters, Inc.? Billy Crystal. Claudia! Clint even said it before when we did the acting challenge. Thank you for saying that earlier. I did forget his name, so you actually

gave that one to me, Clint. You know who comes up, though? Who? John Goodman. Who's that? He technically is the other main character, which I also would have accepted. Okay. So it was either or.

And I will preface this with saying if there is two main characters, I'll accept either or. Okay. Here comes question number two, one to Claudia. Who was the lead actor in the movie Donnie Darko? Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake Gyllenhaal. Damn it!

That's right, Claudia. Just got in time there before Clint. No Google. No Google. That was a guess from Claudia. Well, not a guess, right? I actually haven't seen that movie, but it was technically a guess, but I knew it. It's one of those movies. It's not fun. Yeah. It's not actually good, but you're supposed a guess, but I knew it. It's one of those movies.

It's not fun. Yeah. It's not actually good, but you're supposed to pretend to like it. It's artsy, right? Yeah. I think it's poos. You study it. Yeah.

I didn't like it. No. Okay, I won't be watching it. Okay. Question number three. Who are the two, and I'm looking for two, lead actors in the movie Fool's Gold? Kate Hudson and all right, all right, all right? Kate Hudson and Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey. I'm going to give it to Clint.

Yeah, fair enough. Thank you. So we can do an impression of them too. I mean, I think Clint forgot his name and he went with that. And I'm going to give it to him. I was resourceful. I was Johnny on the spot. You've got to use what you've got. I appreciated the effort. Okay, one to Clint, two to him. I was resourceful. I was Johnny on the spot. You've got to use what you've got. I appreciated the effort.

Okay, one to Clint, two to Claudia. Here comes question number four. Who was the lead actor in the movie The Bone Collector? I've never heard of it. Jack Hodgkin. Denzel Washington. Angelina Jolie. Denzel Washington is correct.

It is Denzel. Two to. It is Denzel. Two to Clint, two to Claudia. Zero to Ella, but you can come back. Here comes question number five. Can I give Claudia a challenge? Yes. No Google? Okay, yeah.

Both put our phones down? Yeah, deal. Things are on match point. Okay. Who was the lead actor in the movie Calendar Girls? Oh, Bette Midler. Dame Helen Mirren and Julie Walters. That is correct, Ella.

Correct. Ella comes back. Do another one, Clint. No fun. Yeah, no fun. Because that went so well. Here comes question number six. This could be a three-way tie here.

Question number six. Who was the lead actor in the movie Taxi Driver? Robert De Niro. Whitney Houston. Robert De Niro and Jodie Foster and Leonardo Harris. Oh, thank God. Clint has taken it out in stunning fashion right at the end. Which one was Whitney Houston in?

The Bodyguard. The Bodyguard. In my mind, it's the same movie. I haven't seen either. I've never heard of any of those movies. Fun fact, I'm pretty sure Taxi Driver is where the famous quote comes from. You talking to me? Are you talking to me?

Oh, that one. Which people think it's from another movie, but it's actually from the taxi driver. I don't see anyone else here. You must be talking to me. I'm walking here.

Where's my coffee? Are you talking to me? Claire, thank you very much for backing me. It's been a long time between drinks for me and Google Down, but a victory today

tastes sweet, and you have scored 50 KFC chicken dollars. Oh, that's great. Thank you so much. Well done, Claire. Thank you. We'll get that chicken out to you, Claire.

Bree and Clint. I read this article today which talked about people who dream in colour and people who dream in black and white. I didn't know that this was a thing, that there was a difference. I just, I know the way that I dream, and without saying what it is, I assumed everybody dreamed the way that I dream. Do you know what I mean? That rhymed.

Yeah. And yes, I know what you mean because it's not something, hopefully, you're not talking about your dreams with everyone because guess what? Dream chat is punishing. We're not going to go into details about dreams, but I do want to know which way you dream, black and white or colour. So let's go. Three, two, one. Colour. Yeah, same.

No idea that anybody dreamed in black and white. Producers, are any of you guys black and white dreamers? No, mine's colour, but like the lights are off. What? Oh, like sepia. Nah, it's still colour, but it's just like dark. It's like dull. Yeah.

Oh, buzzy. Yeah. I can see everything. Colour at dusk. Normal. Normal. Hey, don't say. Yeah. I can see everything. Colour at dusk. Normal. Normal. I'm just here at work. Hey, don't say normal, okay?

Don't you dare. Yeah, that's rude to the black and white community. Yeah, that's dream shaming. I'll say what I want to say. According to what I read, 50% of people say they dream in colour, which is the majority. 10% of people dream in black and white. And 40% of people have no idea whether they dream in black and white and 40% of people have no idea

whether they dream in black and white or colour. Isn't that crazy? One study found that people older than 55, this is where this dream thing is crazy, people older than 55 who may have grown up without a colour TV reported less colour in their dreams. What?

Isn't that weird? Because I think about the past as being black and white because all the footage we see of it is in black and white. But it wasn't. It was in living colour. Yeah. But people who grew up without a colour TV, their dreams are black and white. I mean, it makes sense because that's kind of, you know,

your brain putting together pictures and it's watching black and white. It's watching TV in your head. And that makes sense. Have you ever seen, it's so interesting where they'll take something like a movie or a show that's in black and white and they turn it into colour? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's quite amazing. The ones I find crazy are where the camera was first invented

and someone took it and just set it up in like a town square and they've just recorded. And there's footage of people in like 1901 in a town square in France. And you just see them. They've sort of time corrected the footage so it's smooth. So it looks like footage from now. And then they've painted the frames to colorize it. Yeah. And then you see people just living in 1901.

And the buzzy thing is they don't spend almost any time on their phone. Like, they're just living in the moment. Well, their phones would be in the wall. Yeah. So they wouldn't be able to be on their phone. They're left from at home so they can interact with each other. It was so weird. I was watching this movie that's on Netflix at the moment

and it's set in I think it's World War I. Okay. So the first the earlier war. World War I was the first one. Yeah, I'm just thinking of the time because it would have been like early 1920s. No.

1930s. 1914 to 1918? Yeah, like 1920s. Around there. Yeah. Well to 1918? Yeah, like 1920s, around there. Well, the other one wasn't until like 1940s. Yeah. And there's this scene where they get up really early in the morning to go off to join the army

and they all get into this horse and cart and I'm like, oh, that's right. They wouldn't have had a car. Nah. And it would have been like oh, that's right. Yeah. They wouldn't have had a car. Nah. And it would have been like two days trek or something. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And it takes like two days to get there and they're all sitting in the back of this cart.

And then you get on a boat. Wild to think. And then they're like, the war's over. You'll be home in six months. What? Back to the dreams. In 2011, researchers found that 80% of people under the age of 30, so the bulk of people under 30, dream in colour.

But it dropped to 80% of people under 30 dream in colour. It dropped down to 20% of people by the age of 60. That is depressing because that research says that your dreams lose colour the older that you get. That's BS. That's depressing. That's so depressing. I wonder why that is.

Yeah. Yeah. Do your taste buds get bad too? Yeah, I think they do. Or do they? We start liking other stuff. Maybe they do get bad because you never liked things like blue cheese

and red wine and stuff when you were young. You're like, give me that crunchy candy that sticks to the lollipop. Oh, yum, this is delicious. And then you get older and you're like, give me that crunchy candy that sticks to the lollipop. Oh, yum, this is delicious. And then you get older and you're like, I want to try a mushroom. Oh, I still like the candy. Popping candy. But I also like mushrooms as well.

Yeah, yeah, because you're in the middle. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. In the middle of a dream. Yeah, you've still got to go downhill. Anyway, I'm buzzy to know, I'd love you to text, do you dream in colour or black and white? Just as a little snap

poll, 9696. Don't tell us about your dream though and what you dream about because we're not interested. Oh no, don't tell us what you dream about.

Just black or white. Unless, of course, the golden, the exception. It's a sexy dream about either Clint or I or us together. Yes. And in that case, as

much detail as possible. We want all the detail. Voice memo. Yep. In fact, maybe you record us detail as possible. We want all the detail. Voice memo. Yep. In fact, maybe record us a little video. Maybe draw a picture. Dramatic recreation.

Yeah. Maybe claymation. Put together a claymation of it. Claymation sex scene. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's get your birthday bangers on the air for a Wednesday.

Number one songs when you turn 16. Start with young Ian. Kia ora, Ian. Hello, young Ian. Kia ora, bro. How you doing? Good. How are you, Ian?

I'm very good, sweetheart. I've just finished work and I'm clearing out my spare room, trying to hit the radio. I heard it and I thought, bugger it, I'm going to give it a go. I've heard it for many years now. Wait, are you saying, Ian, that you're a long-time listener, first-time caller? Most definitely, yes.

We love to celebrate you here, Ian. Thanks for finally calling through. What does that mean? It's the first-time caller alarm. You don't get anything for it. Happy days. Happy days. I love you, Ian.

You've got good vibes. Great vibes. That's cool, man. I've just had my mate over from the UK this last weekend, and they're just down in the South Island now. I haven't seen him for years. And we just spent the weekend in Longatara, and we drunk over 120 beers and three days and 12 bottles of wine.

Ian, you bloody sent it over the weekend, didn't you? Oh, we sent it. We were supposed to go fishing. We could barely walk down to the fucking lake. I mean, what else do you do in Longataha, Ian? There's nothing else going on. I'm a dirty painter, mate. Ian, I love it, Ian.

I love you. Let's do your birthday. Ian, I love it, Ian. I love you. Yeah, man. Let's do your birthday banger while you're here, Ian. Give us a laugh. What's your date of birth, Ian? Three, six, six, nine. Oh, what a great birthday. Three, six, six, nine.

You were 16, though, in 1985, Ian. And here's your birthday banger. Shite. Absol's shite. Absolute shite. You're not into tears for fears, Ian? No, mate. What about after 120 beers? No.

What were you hoping for, Ian? What's a bit of you? What's a bit of me? I was hoping a bit of talk, talk. It's my life, you know. Not the Gwen Stefani one, but, you know. Yep, yep. I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about.

A bit of Kild or a bit of Floyd or something, you know. But anyway, that's the way it goes. Doesn't matter. Thank you very much. You're welcome, Ian. Stick with us. You could still be the winner, Ian, so don't go anywhere. We've got to go to Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. How many beers did you sink on the weekend, Sarah? Zero. Zero beers. Good girl. Ian drank enough for both of you.

Yeah. I know. And I feel like Ian's out of the running with that. Anyway, just, you know. Oh, there's a fighting word. There's a fighting word, Sarah. I hear what you're saying, Sarah. Well, that's it.

I had a good mind yet, though. Well, let's see what you've got. Yeah, I know, right? What is your birthday? 23rd of August, 1985. All right, that means you were 16 in 2001. We've done the calculations on that day. This was number one. Follow me, everything is all right.

I'll be the one to tuck you in at night. Uncle Cracker. I don't mind a bit of Uncle Cracker, eh? I feel like I'm in the same boat as Ian. It's got a bit of something, something about it. This was huge, this song. This is a weird version that we've got here, but it was huge. It was massive.

I feel like it was faster than that. Yeah, it seems slow, but we'll look into that. We'll factor that in. I'm sure if it wins we'll get the real version. And finally Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hello, how are you going? Good, thanks. You sink any beers on the weekend, Hannah? Let's not talk about that, eh?

Okay. We won't ask questions. What happens on the weekend stays on the weekend Hey mate, what's your date of birth? 30th of July 1996 Alright, that means you were 16 in 2012 Goodness me And let me take you back to your 16th with this one

Such a good song. Was it... Beautiful. Was it the last great Katy Perry song? Ooh. I mean... I'm going to get cancelled here, am I? Well, Hannah, I'm sure you can agree with me that of course it wasn't,

because after 2012 we had swish, swish, bish. Another one in the basket. Another one. That's the one. Yeah, that's the one, right? Yeah, what a banger. I reckon Ian would rather we played Tears for Fears than swish, swish, bish. Okay, wait there.

We've got a tough decision to make. Can we just go back to Ian briefly? Ian, which one of those three songs would you choose? One. I knew you were going to say that? Ian, which one of those three songs would you choose? None. I knew you were going to say that, Ian, you naughty boy. But you said your song was crap. Yes, it was.

But you'd still choose it over those other songs. Oh, give us a bit of Bob or something, you know? It wasn't an option. Oh, okay, sorry. Okay, wait there, Ian.

Wait there, wait there. I love Ian. I'm voting for Uncle Cracker. I'm voting for Uncle Cracker too. Done deal. I like it. It's a good vibe. Happy days.

Happy days. Love you guys. Love you, Ian. See you later. Well done, Sarah. You're the winner. Happy birthday to everybody. Love you, Ian. See you later. Well done, Sarah. You're the winner. Happy birthday to everybody. See you, Sarah.

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Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Brian Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger today is Uncle Cracker for Sarah from the year 2001. 2001, can you believe that? Yeah, the real winner from today's Birthday Banger, I think, was Ian. Ian the painter from Nongataha.

Ian the painter, just kicking back, relaxing at home, calling us here. Some texts coming in. Petition for Ian to get his own segment on the Brian Clint Show. What do you guys think about life advice with Ian? Yeah, I think it'd be pretty good. We get him on to give us advice at different stages, different times of life. I reckon he could steer us on the right path.

I'd love to ask Ian, what are the different uses of Vaseline? What? Yeah, yeah. He'd have a few. I feel like he'd have a few. Some that we've never thought of.eline. What? Yeah, yeah. You know, and I just feel like... He'd have a few. I feel like he'd have a few. Some that we've never thought of. Yeah.

Some that we've never thought of. Like just, you know, completely outside of the box. Yeah, yeah. He's like, you can glaze a ham with it. I don't know. Didn't know that. Someone else said, can we get Ian on to review the next round of Friday Oaky, please? I feel like he'll be honest. Ian, if you're listening, I know you'd be honest. He'd go,

that was shite! Absolute shite! That was absolute shite! I want to have a beer with him. Ian, the 120 beers man. Maybe he does become a regular part of the Brian Clint show. Who knows? Who did a little bit of misbehaving

at the Hens or Stag do? Maybe so bad broke up the marriage. You told a story of misbehaving at the Hens or Stag do. Maybe so bad, broke up the marriage. You told a story about someone who cheated at the Stag do and then... Multiple times with multiple people. And the dad made the wife who didn't do the cheating go through with the wedding. Yeah, he was like, it's a destination wedding. Everyone's booked and paid for. You will get married.

And she's like, okay. Filed for divorce two weeks later so what happened someone said my dad was the safe person at my sister's husband's stag do they spray painted

his bits with sheep rattle pink colour I assume that's the stuff you mark sheep with yeah lol dad was in big trouble

I bet dad was would have taken ages to come off I feel like it's fairly harmless though that's fine. See, that to me, all good. Yeah, yeah.

That's all good. A bit of cheeky spray painting of the downstairs. Yeah, that's fine. Someone texted her and said, we had a joint hens and stag for my cousin the week before the wedding. Towards the end of the night, the best man ended up beating up one of the other guys so badly that the ambulance and cops turned up.

We didn't know if the best man was going to be in jail for the wedding. He was in hiding for the entire week leading up to the wedding. Bonus for us, though, the guy who got beat up was supposed to sit at our table and didn't end up coming to the wedding. More free wine for us. Oh, my God, that's such a dark. That's so dark. That's such a dark silver lining.

But also, also, when? Also, the best man became the worst man. Yeah. Oh. How embarrassing. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hello. Tell us, mate. Was it you that misbehaved at the Hensden? No. It was my husband. Well, it wasn't totally his fault but two weeks before our wedding he had all his head shaved

at his dad's. Oh no. No. And then the next day they kidnapped him and took him to Vegas for a week. Wait, what? They took him to Vegas? Did he know or did you know what was happening?

No, I had no idea. Oh, they didn't check it off with you first? No. Would you have let him go? Like, if they'd told you that's what they were doing, would you have been okay with it? I say to them now, like, I wish you guys had told me. Then I would have told my girls, like, I want to go away.

But it was just... Oh, true. It made your stink by comparison. Yeah. Anonymous. How hot is your partner with hair, and how hot is he without hair? Tell the truth. No, he did not have the head for no hair.

It's in your wedding photos. It's in all the wedding pictures. I would have killed him. It's funny, though, because he hates our wedding photos, and that's on him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's nothing to do with you. wedding photos and that's on him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's nothing to do with you. That's his fault.

Well, his friend's fault. Man, you've got a good attitude, Anonymous. No, I didn't at the time. I lost it. Oh, okay. You've just gotten used to it. I bloody bet. We're asking what happened at the Stag or Hens do.

Someone said they should have had a role that nobody dies at the Stag do. My stupid brother and his stupid heart. Oh, that sucks. Oh, that sounds sad. That sounds real sad. Let's pick it back up with this one. At my hens I was given a pack of cards with tasks to complete and some were a bit raunchy and involved elements of hooking up

with another male, so we removed all of those before we started. That's responsible. One of my close girlfriends picked them up and said she would do them. She only got married one month before me. Her marriage broke up eight months later. I'm not surprised. She's like, I have to do it. It's on the cards.

It's literally on the cards. Someone said, here's a good question. Is the partner allowed at the stag do? My mate's wife-to-be and her friends turned up halfway through the day. We were shocked. That happens quite a lot. Yeah. And normally, like, if they're happening on the same day, you'll meet up at some point. At the end. Yeah, yeah, you'll meet up in town

somewhere. That's kind of fun. I think it's quite nice. Depending on what you've been doing, though. Depending on what you've been doing. Depending on the tone of the stag do. If your wife shows up and your bits are covered in pink sheep spray paint, there might be a bit of explaining to do. And you've shaved your head bald. And you've shaved your head bald.

And you're about to board a flight to Vegas. Yeah. It's a bit different. Then probably not the best. Bree and Clint. Do you think the term mate is offensive? No, not on the face of it, no. Depends on tone, but no, not really.

I don't know if it even depends on tone. Like in New Zealand, the word mate, do you think it is offensive or unprofessional to use in a work setting? Oh, in a work setting? Like if you were doing like a, if you were having like your evaluation with your boss? No, I'm talking about if you went to get groceries and you're at the checkout

and the person working at the checkout says, oh, g'day, mate. How you going? Oh, no, that's fine. That's fine. That's what I thought. Yeah. This all went down at a fruit shop where apparently someone who has worked at that fruit shop for five years has talked about online how they got told off for calling a customer mate.

That seems a bit snoaty. So apparently, they greeted this person, was like, G'day, mate. How you going? Trying to be friendly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And apparently, the customer said to them, Can I tell you something? Please don't call me mate. I think it's unprofessional to use that word in a workplace.

All right, mate. All right, mate. Take your vidgies and give off. Jog on, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jog on. I think that's ridiculous. And I don't think anyone in this country, if you're using it in a nice way.

Should be endearing. Would find it offensive. Yeah. And I reckon we should prove it. Okay. I reckon we give a place a call. I'm going to try and drop the word mate in as many times as we can and we'll see

if the person says I'm offended. Yeah. We're going to give you the best chance possible. You're going to call Sanford and Sons Fishmongers where you get bait. Where you get bait mate. You know that? Let's have get bait. Where you get bait, mate. You know that? Yeah, mate, so I've got some bait. Hi, Seth and Sam.

Oh, g'day, mate. I was just after some bait options, if possible. Bait? We've got, like, frozen stuff in the other shop you can use as bait. Oh, yeah, good, mate, good. What about any artificial bait? Have you got any of that, mate? No, just, like, we've got, like, fresh, like, frozen, like, snapper and everything.

That is, like, very cheap in the frozen shop next door. Oh, yeah, I see what you're saying, mate. I see what you're saying. And you don't have anything there, mate? Nothing there at all, mate? No, nothing at the fish shop. Nothing at the fish shop, okay. All right, mate.

Well, really appreciate your help and you've been a pleasure. Cheers, mate. Thank you. See you. See you, mate. Bye. Mate. Mate.

What does the mate count? Nine mates. Oh, you're one mate short of the... Oh, I was one mate short. One mate short of the... You're four mates short of a baker's dozen, mate. Oh, mate. Couldn't get there in the end, eh? She didn't even notice anything weird about it, though.

Not one thing. She's like, the weirdest thing is that a woman has called this shop the bake. That's the weirdest part of this call. I've never caught a woman calling up. I didn't know women fish. Bree and Clint. I saw this story yesterday where another big American food restaurant chain thingy

is coming to New Zealand. Slowly but surely, we're getting them all down here. I feel like New Zealand has more than Australia. Do you think? Yeah, when I first moved here, what, nearly seven years ago, I remember thinking, I was like, God, there's quite a few different food chains here that we don't have. But a lot of them have come here in the last seven years, I think.

So they might be in Aussie now too. I was trying to think of the recent ones. Like we in Australia have never had Wendy's. Oh, we've always had Wendy's. Yeah, we've never had them. Yeah, recently, in the recent past, we got Carl's Jr. Yeah, we got them recently in Australia too. We got Krispy Kreme.

That was a big one when Krispy Kreme came here. Oh, yes, Krispy Kreme. Popeyes has opened recently. I want New Zealand to get a Chipotle. Oh, Chipotle's so dope. Chipotle would be good. Yeah, Chipotle's awesome. Of course, we are brought to you by KFC,

so we don't dine at any of these restaurants. Even when I want donuts, I go's so dope. Wouldn't Chipotle be good? Yeah, Chipotle's awesome. Of course, we are brought to you by KFC, so we don't dine at any of these restaurants. Even when I want donuts, I go to KFC. But we're getting something else here in New Zealand. I want to know, have you ever had Cinnabon? Cinnabon, yeah. Or is it Cinnabun? I call it Cinnabun. But it's about Cinnabon.

Cinnabon. Yeah, I've had it. Have you had it? Yeah. It's good. Is it? It'sinnabon. Cinnabon. Yeah, I've had it. Have you had it? Yeah. It's good. Is it? It's like cinnamon rolls and stuff. Cinnamon rolls.

There'll be a Cinnabon opening at Westfield Newmarket next month, it gets here, and then they're going to open between 10 and 15 Cinnabons around New Zealand from there. It's quite a few. I've got to be honest, I've never had it, but I don't get this one. It's a whole restaurant built around eating cinnamon rolls.

Yeah, they have other things. Do they? But essentially at the core of it, that's what it is. Yeah. Buzzy. A whole restaurant for cinnamon rolls. The best cinnamon roll I've had in New Zealand is from the Hair and Turtle Cafe. Oh yeah.

Hot damn. They make them fresh every morning. Mount Albert? Yeah. Yeah. At the back of Mount Albert in Auckland. Shout out. They do a hell of a fish sandwich too. They do some great burgers there. All fresh. They make it all fresh. They're not getting 10 to 15

stores though. Cinnabon is. They do a classic roll, a caramel pecan bon, a choco bon. I really don't get it, but I mean I'll reserve judgment until it gets here. I said this to Ross Boss, who's definitely a fast food connoisseur. He said Cinnabon was his favourite thing about living in Dubai. Really? Yeah. So people froth it.

They're always quite like that. It always tastes fresh. What do you get? Like a bun and a coffee. Is that what you Really? Yeah. So people froth it. They're always quite like that. It always tastes fresh. What do you get, like a bun and a coffee? Is that what you do? Yeah. Yeah, it's like going to a bakery. Yeah, okay. Kind of.

Well, November. Cinnabon. Cinnabon. Can't wait. That's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you for joining us. Fresh episode of Celebrity Treasure Island going down tonight. Oh, good episode tonight.

Elimination episode. I'm not going to say. I'm not going to ruin it because we're getting down to the final stuff. Yeah. So you never know what's going to happen when it gets into the final kind of days of the game. So I'm not going to ruin anything. Hashtag no spoilers, but I saw an interview request come through

to the Brian Clint show that we're going to do this week, and I feel like we only do interviews with people that get eliminated. And I was very surprised that this person was being lined up for an interview. I was very surprised to hear this person's about to be eliminated. Not the case. Oh. And we're not doing spoiler. Well, I'm doing a spoiler for you, but not the case.

Oh, not the case. Not the case. Okay, fascinating. Yeah. All right. Well, that's on tonight, 7.30, TVNZ2. You can stream it whenever you want. And you can stream The Brianne Clint Show, kind of, on our podcast,

if you want. It's up now. Two podcasts, the show podcast and the after party where we just talk, as Ian would say from Birthday Banger, absolute shite. It's absolute filth on that after party. Isn't it? Yeah. We've gotten a couple of warnings about it, but it's still up there,

so go listen while you can. Can't stop, won't stop. See you guys tomorrow. Bye-bye. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Bye-bye.