ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th October 2025

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

Portia Woodman-Wickliffe chats to us about being turned into a Barbie.  Clint's made an adult money purchases. truly exercising his free will.  What movies traumatised you?  How many times you guys failed your drivers licenses.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Damn, is that been to Lance Savali? Don't mind that. Yeah. Don't mind if I do. Afternoon, everybody. And welcome to the Brie and Clint Show. God, we're busy at the moment, aren't we? God, we are busy.

We are packed full to the brim. We just got off the Zoom with Portia Woodman. Yeah, God, she's a star. She's going to be on the show a little bit later on because she's been turned into a Barbie doll. She's the most down-to-earth superwoman you'll ever meet. Yeah. Lovely human being.

Every time I see her, I just imagine her fending me. Just like right in the chest. Just like, boom! She's got the best fend in the game. Yeah, she does. Like, I wouldn't even go near her. Once she'd start running, I'd be like, oh, well. And it's a privilege to call her a fend.

Yeah. She offends a lot. She's one of our best fins. She is one of our best fens. Yeah. BFFs. BFF. Best fens for life.

She's on the show after 5 o'clock to talk about her brand new Barbie doll. Will the conversation about her arm wrestling on Bree's butt come up in conversation? No doubt. No doubt. No doubt. She won't recognise me otherwise. That's what Fins are for. Hey, first though, Trady versus Lady,

we're just trying to verify the score. We're pretty sure the Trades are still up slightly. Yes, I'm pretty sure the score is 83 to the Trades, plays the Ladies 82. But we will confirm that before the game. You don't have to worry about that. We'll do that. Leave that to us.

You just call. Yeah. You just call. Call and win the money. 0800 dial ZM. ZM. ZM. ZM.

We'll play tradie versus lady next. Play ZDN's Bree and Clint. First. This is breaking news. Yes, first story this afternoon. Bree and Clint radio hosts trying to screw the tradies out of one point. Yes, we have had it confirmed by a source that the tradies are not on 83. They're on 84.

The ladies are on 82. These scores have been rectum-fied, and we can proceed with the game. Everybody happy? I liked how you used the word rectum-fied. Excuse me? That's it. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one.

Let's go. That's right. 84-82. They are the scores. We've checked them. We've checked them again, and they're correct. Our lady is calling us from Palmerston North. She's 48 and she has four kids.

Welcome to the show, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Good afternoon. Are you surviving four can be a handful, no? Yes, I can confirm it is. Are you happy that the school holidays are finished, Sarah? Yes. I bet.

I am. I bet you are. No comment, she says. You're taking on our trady from the chair. He's 23 and he's a building. and his favourite tool is his hammer. Welcome to the show Dylan. Hi, Dylan.

How are, how are? We are well, how are. Was it yesterday our tradie said he knows his way around a hammer? Earlier this week, I think. Earlier this week. Are you guys related? Yeah, we all do. 100%.

Yeah, I thought so. You've got to know your way around a hammer. Oh, I need to ask Dylan, what's your favorite brand of hammer? Oh, you know, the East, you know, old school East Wing, mate. East Wing, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good. Your buzzer is tradie. Sarah, lady, the first of three correct answers get $50 cash from KFC and bragging rights. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Which superstar singer with the initials T.S. performed in Christ Church this week?

Lady. Dylan. Dylan. We said it was you that got in first. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift did not perform in Christ Church this week. Sarah, what's the correct answer? I'm going to guess Teddy Swims. Teddy Swims. Yay. Well done. Question number two.

One question and Dylan is barely holding it together. Have the dumb button ready. Name three of the Earths five oceans. Freddie. Yes, Dylan. Pacific. Yeah. Atlantic.

Yep. One more. Um, intact to it? No. Sarah? Pacific, Atlantic and Indian. Indian.

Oh my God. The southern and the Arctic are the other oceans. Yeah. So you were bloody close, Dylan. Two to the ladies. Question number three, you need this one here to stay in the game. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Dylan's in?

Um, oh my God. Is it, can I have a hint? No. You could have listened to more than half a second of the song. I feel like he has it. Yeah, cheap drills. Yeah, it does see ya. Well done.

He's got it. Nice, Dylan. Well done, mate. You're on the board. One to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number four. That was an absolute, like, clutching at straws. You had to do it.

I appreciate it. You had to do it, Dylan. Can I have a hint? He got it in the end. Yeah. At the 2003, MTV, video music. awards. Madonna kiss Britney Spears and which other

pop musician? Yes, Sarah for the win. Christina Aguilera. She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, she's a lady. A stellar performance from you, Sarah. Fun fact, when that kiss happened, our builder Dylan was

won. Dylan's like, how am I meant to get that? Valiant effort, though. We appreciated your energy. Very good. Sarah, you're a tradie-versed lady champion. and you bring the ladies back within one of the tradies. Congratulations. Let's go ladies.

Tell your four kids, we said hello. Yes, I will. Two of them are here, so I will. There we go. ZD.M.'s Bree and Clint Podcast. Have you heard people talking about realizing they have free will and using their adult money for whatever they want? It's the best.

The best. And look, don't be reckless, but every now and then, treat yourself. Every now and then, be reckless. And I have done that today. I have treated myself. I can't wait to hear what your free will purchase is. Yeah. Not so much a purchase.

Last time it was a flame thrower. Oh yeah, the flame thrower. That you never used. That I haven't used yet. I've got to fill my gas bottle up. I can't bloody talk when it comes to these things. Yeah, you're the worst. I buy cars.

Remember the eyebrow stencils that you bought off Timo? They kind of worked. They did not. These little cutouts and she's like, I'm going to get Caradilla Levine eyebrows. No, I just wanted to save time like putting my makeup on in the morning. And I was like, if I can just stamp it on.

Yeah, well, it's better than that. It's not so much a purchase. My free will item is a mini renovation, actually. Okay. I have today. An outdoor toilet. Installed a DJ booth in my house. What?

Built a DJ booth in the spare bedroom. Fully functional, standing height DJ booth in the spare bedroom. And why? Well, because I can, because I've got free will. Okay. Are you hosting parties in your guest bedroom? No, it's just for me. What kind of parties are you host?

No, the DJ booth faces that little bay window. It's facing out. It's facing out. Yeah, yeah. So, are you? Is it to practice? Yeah. It's just to play on.

It's just for fun. I can just imagine you, like, home alone in the spare room, but, like, headphones on, and no one can hear anything. Correct. Correct. And you're just having a little boogie. Play his old ministry of sound beats. No, I bought some speakers for it, too. Oh, my God.

But I'll very, really be able to use that because we've got children sleeping upstairs. But, you know, headphones will do. And I built myself a DJ booth, because I can, because I've got free will. I'm quite good on you, man. How did you? How did you? Thank you, Claudia. Thank you.

Thank you for endorsing that. I think it is a great use of the space. I think you're a virgin. What does your wife think is what I want to know? She supported me in the way that partners do when they don't give a shit. It's like she's not particularly offended by it. It's in the spare room, but she came out today and she went, oh, it's lovely. Yeah, it's lovely.

Cool. And what is this bit for? Oh, wow. Good for you, honey. Good for you. How did you build it? And how long did that take? I paid someone else to do it.

Oh, you've actually had someone come in and build that. Yeah, correct, yeah. How much was it? Does, oh, um... No, we need to know how much. Well, it's... It was $800, but it will be there forever. It's a chattel of the house now, you know?

$800. Yeah. That's not for any of the DJ equipment. No, I've already got the DJ equipment. That's just for the table. Yeah, it's just for the table, because it's a high-quality table. Did you guys hear that? $800. Wow, Clint, good job.

I thought it'd be way more. Me too. That's a bargain. You've saved it money. I can hear the sarcasm in your voice and I don't care. Because I don't need your approval. This was for me. I have a question. If you're going all this way to spend all that money,

why did you do it in the guest bedroom? Why don't you do it in the lounge? Were you going to have people over? It's a great question. What a stupid idea. Why would I build a DJ both in my lounge, Ellen? I'm not a child. I don't think they have parties at their house.

Is it portable or is it permanent in the window? No, it's screwed into the wall, Claudia. It's a permanent fixture in the house. God, that'll be such a big selling point when you sell the house. Yeah, profit's going to go up. You know what, but I do love this. I do support your free will purchase. And if it makes you happy, I'm all for that.

Thank you. All for it. I mean, I don't understand it. But I'm all for it. You know what I've really wanted? I've been thinking about for a year with my own free will is to buy a mini-moke. What's a mini-moke?

Mini-moke. Guys, a mini-moke. Google it. It's a car that it's got no real doors and it's kind of got... Oh, it's a beach buggy. Yeah, like a little beach buggy mini-moke. Yeah, yeah.

I've been looking into them for like a year. Yeah, that's far from the most stupid car you've ever purchased. So you should go for it. Would you also put that in your spare bedroom? You could. Nah, that would just be outside. We want to know this afternoon what you've used your free will on. What was your purchase where you were like, you know what?

I'm an adult. And I've got adult money and I can do it. I can buy it. As long as my bills are paid, I can do this. Someone texted her and they said, my free will purchase was a sauna. I'm not allowed to go to the home and garden show anymore. I know that feeling.

What are you got? Oh, $800. or you can text your free will purchase into 9696, and we will read them out next. Inspire us. Yeah. That's what it's about. I mean, I'm broke after the DJ booth, but I do need tips for the next purchase. Clint's got no money, live.

We're talking about free will and using your adult money to do something, you know, just for you. It's not responsible. It doesn't serve, like, you financially, but it's fun. Serves you mentally, though. Yeah, it does. God, it does wonders for you. your mental health. I've just revealed to the team that I've installed a DJ booth

at my house, which has got mixed reactions from everybody. I said it's a chattel in the house. It's adding value. I wouldn't say it's mixed reactions. I think we all had the same reaction, which was, what? Why? What about this text, though? It says, I'm a real estate agent.

I would milk that DJ room when I was advertising the property and have a dance party themed open home. So there you go. It's good. Isn't it? Isn't it? Yeah.

It's good. So good to see that guy from that show, Lunatex listens to our show. What was that guy's name? At real estate age? Jada's here. Hi Jada. Hi Jada. Hi, James.

How are you? Good, thanks. You're an adult. You have free, Will. What did you do with your adult money? So I was wanting to get a puppy that my husband kept saying no, no, no, no. Yeah. Put off.

And then one day I was like, actually, you know what? I told him I had already bought the puppy and waited for their reaction and it wasn't as bad as I thought so I got my $5,000 puppy. You double-bluffed him. Wait, a $5,000 puppy?

What kind of puppy is it? Oh, a big golden doodle. Holy, that's, you paid five grand for a golden doodle? You're worth that. It's amazing what girls will do for a golden doodle. Oh, gosh. Hey, don't, hey.

No wonder your husband didn't want you to get it. that? That's evil genius though, telling your partner that you've done it before you did it so you can test the waters and then if it's not that bad you follow through with it. It's like double jeopardy. Yeah, a little bit of manipulation

but it's, you know, he loves to dog now. No, I support it. It's good, yeah. And so obviously his reaction was supportive. Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I was expecting so. Jayda's like, I can deal with this. I can take that. Thanks, Jada. Tracy's here. Hi, Tracy. Hi, Tracy. Hi.

Hi. You have free will. And what did you do with it? I bought a horse. You bought a horse for how much? Oh, the horse wasn't too much. He was only about two and a half grand, but then I needed a float to take the horse to places.

Okay. And then how much was that? That was 10 grand. Okay. And then I needed a vehicle to tow the float. Oh, of course you did. And how much was that? That was about eight grand.

Okay, yeah. Yeah. So we're at 20 grand so far, but that's okay. Yeah, and then there's all the gear because I needed two saddles. Of course. Yeah. Why did you need two saddles? Was it a two-seater horse?

So there's one for jumping and then one for non-jumping. Oh, I was thinking one front saddle and one side saddle. Oh, yeah, yeah. I thought one front-facing saddle and one rear-facing saddle. But we don't know anything about horses, Tracy. Reverse saddle. Yeah. Hey, Tracy.

No regrets? No regrets. No regrets. No regrets. I say good on you. Yeah. Thank you. Hell yeah.

We're encouraging your responsible spending this afternoon. And Dwayne has joined us on the phone. Good day, Dwayne. Hi, Dwayne. Good, Dway. Team, how are we? Good, thank you. What was your free will purchase?

Oh, I had to go to a field days for work, and I had some free time, and I went into a shop and brought myself a chainsaw. Oh, yeah, okay. But you need a chainsaw, right, Dwayne? No, I don't really need a chainsaw, but I just, I've only used it twice. It's just to justify it, but I do go out into the garage when it's boy time, and I start it up every now and again. Give a little rev. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, there we go. That's what my dad did with his motorbikes for a long time. It wasn't riding them, but he'd just go and start them up and just, you know, smell it and feel it and that kind of thing. Hey, Dwayne, I think great purchase, because you never know when you're going to need a chainsaw. Oh, you don't want to wait until you need a chainsaw to buy a chainsaw right, right, then it's too late. That's right.

Yeah. Right, and at least they've got something for when the neighbour's trees are coming over that. Good man, Dwayne. Thank you. We asked you what was your free will purchase with your adult money. Someone said we turned half of our garage into a full-blown golf simulator room. It's amazing. That's awesome.

See, the real estate agent will love that one too. Yeah, well, they will be all over that. It's a unique selling point. They'll get to play on it. Someone said, my free will purchase was a Karen Walker Aviator jacket. Oh, nice. That sounds fancy. What does a Karen Walker Aviator jacket run you for these days?

I'm going to Google it. I was at a bottomless brunch in Singapore and I decided to go shopping afterwards. I lost my husband in the mall and ended up shouting myself a YSL handbag with my free will money. Hell, yes, you did. These Karen Walker black cropped aviator jackets,

about 400 bucks. Oh, yeah, that's all right. Yeah, you deserve that jacket. That's half a DJ booth. You deserve every bit of that jacket. I spent eight grand. on a pencil drawing of Donald Duck on a $20 note. What?

What? What? I don't even... Surely it was drawn by... Who did Donald Duck? Warner Brothers? Surely it's going to appreciate over time. I bought a 30 grand horse float when my partner left

and God knows what else. See, that's breakup free will. Yeah, that's different free will. And I almost feel like you need a financial advisor in that situation because that can get nars. They can get really bad. Free will breakup purchases have gotten me through a few breakups. They really have.

Zane's Brian Clint. This is the tea. The Keith and Nicole breakup, it just keeps on giving. There was rumors going around that Keith Urban was having a fling with the 25-year-old guitarist that's in his band. Maggie Barr is her name. and apparently they met last year in April when he asked her to perform at the CMT Music Awards and then offered her a job at his band, right?

So that's where the rumour has come from and now her dad has been asked about the rumours. Her dad? Her dad, Maggie Barth's dad, has been asked about the rumours if his daughter is dating Keith Urban. And I don't think the dad has done it. very well here but you tell me so apparently um there was an interview and the dad was pretty much asked what do you what do you know about keith and maggie like are they dating and he said oh i don't know

anything about it other than she's a guitar player for him he then added that he thinks it's more of a musician thing rather than a dating thing oh okay okay so he hasn't cleared anything up but he doesn't put anything to bed either, has it? No. I think it's the new thing to do for the paparazzi to go to the parents. Do you remember they went to Travis Kelsey's dad the day after the Taylor Swift engagement pitch has dropped?

And he goes, yeah, it was in the backyard after the podcast. And they're like, give us more! And he's like, oh no, I've said too much. He said a few things, eh? Yeah. You can just imagine Travis going, Dad. Well, the parents aren't media trained. They don't know how to deal with it.

And that's why the media are going to the parents. A bit of a dog move, really. Anyway, it could be nothing. It's all still rumour, but that's what the dad has said. The other headlines were about Nicole Kidman debuting her divorce bangs. Oh, yeah, she came out with... The haircut, not a person. Yeah, let's just make sure we clarify that.

Fringe. She got a fringe. I should have just said fringe. Yeah. Yeah. Otherwise known as bangs. Otherwise known as bangs. I think we've said too much. That's the T.

They've updated the scariest movie list of all time And this is all done through science Where they get a bunch of people And they have heart rate monitors on them And they rate their beats per minute And then a stress test And then they get given an overall scare score Okay

And I've got the top five for you You and I both not really into scary films It's not my genre But I do get the appeal Like I know that people like to be terrified, you know? People who like to feel something. It's got to be like an adrenaline chasing thing.

God, I used to watch so many when I was a teenager. I went through a real stage of it. Did you watch the sores? Yep. Yeah. Watch those. Watched, um, oh, the one that really scared me was, um... Paranormal activity?

No, it was the, the ring terrified me. And the grudge. Oh yeah, don't do the noise. Don't do the noise. Yeah, that's the noise. Terrifying. None of those are in here. Oh, okay.

Which is wild to me, but I haven't seen any of these, so I'm guessing they're a lot scarier. Coming in at number five, which a movie I've definitely heard of, The Conjuring. Whenever Lorraine sees, feels, touches. It takes a toll on her.

Little peace each time. You have a lot of spirits in here. No, thanks. But there's the one that I'm most worried about because it is so hateful. Look when she made me do. It's Taylor Swift. Oh, that noise.

Taylor Swift's in there. Is she? Look what you made me do. That got a scare score of 88. Out of 100? Out of 100. Wow. Coming in at number four is a movie called Insidious.

We took Treyfield in here. and math readings in the whole house. Wiring alarm plugs. I don't think bad wiring is the problem here. I want to leave. I want to leave this house. What is it? It's not the house that's haunted.

It's your son. Oh, that sounds awful. You've been to the movies with me before. Yeah. You know that I get jump scares in like normal movies. Can you imagine you at a horror movie? No. In the cinema.

No, yeah. No. Oh. No. You wouldn't last 20 minutes. No. That movie sounds awful. That got a scare score of 90.

I'd need a waterproof seat. You would. I'd need one of those little doggie pee pads. Do you reckon you could do it? P on a pee pad? No. Oh, what's a scary movie? Do you reckon you could actually get through a whole film at the cinema?

Yeah, I could do anything if I put mine to it. Yep. Don't test me. Keep that in mind, producer Claude, when a scary film's coming out? I could get through it. I just don't know that I could get through it without jumping. That's the thing. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know if I could. I feel like I'd walk out. Number three, these are the top five most scary movies of all time, according to science. A movie called Skinnamarink. Ooh. Oh no

Oh this sounds awful Do you want to hear the plot line to that one? No Two children Wake up in the middle of the night To find their father is missing And all the windows and doors in their home Have vanished

Absolutely not What part of no Do you not understand? Oh did you say no? I missed that part where you said no Number two, a movie called Host, which I don't know what that movie's about, but if it's at number two, I'm sure, host plotline.

I'm sure it's terrifying. Six friends accidentally invite the attention of a demonic presence during an online seance and begin noticing strange occurrences in their home. That sounds delightful. And number one, the most scary film ever, according to science, a movie called Sinister. Sinister

Sinister That's the family who lived here You think these are serial murders What's the matter? What's happened? Get to kids Pack the car We have to leave here and down

You got to have a particular voice, eh To be really iconic in a scary movie I think that's Ethan Hawke Oh Yeah Oh okay Which he does a good job of it

Yeah he does Terrifying I wanted to know this afternoon What is the movie And it might be as an adult Or it might be when you're a kid But it absolutely scared The 11 daylights out of you

Like just the movie That sticks out to you Where you're like that movie Traumatised me for life It was sore for me Was it? Which one? The one with the pit Full of needles

That one was awful That thought has plagued my mind ever since I watched it and I would have watched it 15 years ago. That's saw number two for anyone wanting to go and re-watch that. Yeah. You? I'd have to say

either the ring or the grudge. Either of those films never again. You know what's interesting? It might not have even been a horror movie that traumatised you. Maybe not. It might have been the scene from Willie Wonka where they go through the tunnel. It could have been the scene where Will Farrell puts

his ball sack on the drum kit and stepbrother That's hilarious. The ZDM Podcast Network. We're talking scary movies because the list of the scariest movies ever has been updated and it's all done through science where they hook people up to heart rate monitors and if you missed it, sinister came in at number one, host number two, Skinnamarink number three, insidious, number four and the conjuring, the original one, number five. So we asked, what's the movie that traumatised you?

So many texts on this. So many classic horror films. And hundreds of texts. And some unlikely traumatizing moments too. Like this one. Someone said the movie My Girl made me terrified of bees. That movie terrified the hell out of me as well. He can't see without its glasses.

Don't. It's awful. I can't watch it to this day. So awful. And kids used to go and watch it. Okay. How about a nice, um, um,

wholesome film like Wolf Creek. Wolf Creek gave me a panic attack until 4 o'clock in the morning where I physically could not sleep or do anything else because I was so terrified I still will not watch it to this day I walked out halfway through Wolf Creek And you know what I think is the most terrifying And for me Don't say it

People already know, don't say it The scariest parts and the scariest films Are when they're based on a true story See? I'm just saying that's why it's so scary A lot of people can reconcile their thoughts by going It's just a movie, it's just a movie, it's just a movie That one's not.

It's about a guy named Ivan Malat. He was an Australian and he killed so many people. Let's go to Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. What's the movie that traumatized you, Grace? When I was a kid, it was the Leperite. And it was just one part of it, really.

I was fine with the movie, but it was when it, I don't know, it was at end I can't remember where he was holding the baby up over the edge of, like, the staircases. And then it kept turning around and going to, like, the other part. David Bowie. Yeah, dangling the baby over the side. Was it David Bowie in the tights? Yeah. He was so creepy in that way.

Yeah, he was. Dance, magic dance. Okay, yeah, good one, Grace. Thank you. A lot of people texting through saying Jeepers, creepers. Jeepers, creepers. Where'd you get those people? It's ringing a bell.

Yeah. Awful. When I was young, the plants in Jumanji gave me nightmares for weeks. I can still remember them. Were they the ones that grew out? and grabbed you? Just everything in that original Jumanji film. It was quite a creepy movie for a kid's movie, eh?

There was the monkeys, there was the guy that came out and he was just shooting at Robin Williams the whole time. It was awful. The hills have eyes. Oh, yes, and they were the inbred. The inbred people that lived in the hills. Michaela's here. Hi, Michaela.

Hi, Michaela. Hi, Mikela. Hi, guys. What movie was it for you, Michaela, that truly traumatized you? Mine's a bit controversial Mine's actually the Titanic The Titanic Because

When I was eight My mum decided to show it to us Because my brother was doing a submarine project at school Okay So he only showed us the bit of the film Where the ship starts sinking No And of course

Lovely Leo Doesn't make it onto the cardboard She only showed you She only showed you the most traumatising part of the whole film, not the love story. No, and still to the say, I don't understand, because I don't see how it links in with submarines at all. It doesn't.

The submarines at the start of the movie. Yeah, I don't think it links with submarines at all. Before seeing Michaela. Good parenting. Speaking of good parenting, this isn't parenting, but it's siblings. When I was six years old, my sister made me watch The Exorcist. I've never looked at movies like that ever again.

It traumatized me forever. And then I was scared to do, I'm scared to do anything that relates to anything with the devil. The movie Insidious was the worst as well. You were six years old and you watched The Exorcist. Your sister. Your sister needs to be clipped around the year for that. I watched House of Wax when I was 12. With Paris Hilton.

My oldest sister had convinced me that it was. wasn't scary, traumatised. That's the one with Paris Hilton, Chad Michael Murray, and there's this little town. It's so creepy. This little town and these, like, teenage kids, like, get stranded there and they turn people into, like, wax figures.

For someone who doesn't enjoy horror movies, you've seen a lot of horror movies. This was when I went through my horror movie stage. Amy's here. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Good, thanks.

What movie traumatized you, Amy? The first Jurassic Park Oh yeah My mum I went through a huge land before time Say Yeah yeah yeah Who did it?

That's had dinosaurs in it And she's like yeah great Let's get that Let's hire that movie And I watched Yeah about 10 minutes of it And then had two weeks of nightmares I bet you did

A huge jump for a child From the land before time To Jurassic Park The one where the T-Rex Eats the guy off the toilet Yes. And I couldn't, and I was obviously really young. I think I was, yeah, about five.

Yeah, too young. Big words in my learning stages. Let's just say that. What does that do for you? That music, Amy? Yeah, that's traumatizing, eh? It's triggering, yeah. I've got this stuff.

That's free trauma from us to you, Amy. You're welcome. You are welcome. Thanks so much. You're welcome. We're talking the movies that traumatized you. This movie doesn't sound traumatizing. I don't understand.

It's called killer. clowns from outer space. Yeah, that's a no from me. What about this? This text is so good. It says, mine was War Horse. I cried for 10 minutes. I cried from 10 minutes until the end.

Various levels of hysteria to the point my boyfriend nudged me at one stage and went, oh, for F's sake, it's just fake. I was describing the barbed wire scene to a client just yesterday and I started crying. Warhorse. Thanks for your text, guys. There's so many good ones. There's about a thousand of them. About the 2023 Dalliem Medals

where SJ missed out absolute trauma forever. Good work. I think it's been 24 hours since we had NRL chat on this show. I'm glad we could get it back on the air. We've got a quota to hit, so well done.

Thank you for that. It's ZAM's Brea and Clint podcast. As Taylor Sliff's new one. I don't know what how producers were going on about. That's a really good song. That's one of my least favourites. I don't know what you guys. That's a really good Taylor's Swift song. I don't know what you're trying to do. You're trying to rage bait me and I'm not having it.

Yeah, it was you that was saying you didn't like it, which to be honest, not one of my favourites. You literally saying that to me outside. You had a cigarette in one hand, you had a beer in the other, and you said, I don't like that song. It's good for Miller. That'd be such a good rose if you didn't have a mouth full of bread. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable. Talented Athletic Not really

But picking a movie title Based on just the plot line That she can do Brie and Clint's What's the plot? I saw him too He was wolf whistling At all the pretty girls walking past

What way You hot dog Again Hot dog with a mouthful of bread I'm hungry I love that you're eating Just a piece of white bread She's not.

She's eating a loaf of just white bread. Are you eating the whole loaf? I've had three pieces. Jeez. Go game. No shade. No shade. Hashtag no shade.

We're playing for $1,050, guys. It's super serious. And Alicia's here to play what's the plot. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi. When was the last time you had a slice of white bread, Alicia? Oh, it's been a while.

It's been a while. It's a bit of a treat these days, isn't it? Yeah. How pathetic a way that that's our treat? There's nothing better than white bread. Oh, feeling naughty. You might have a piece of bread. Alicia, if you can guess two movies correctly from the plot lines that I read out before Breed does,

we're going to transfer you $1,050 this afternoon. Are you excited? I'm very excited. Now, Alicia, I want you to win, but I'm not going to give it to you. Okay, fair? Yep, yeah. We've just been talking about scary movies. So we're going to pivot and do, instead of scary movies, silly movies.

These are all very silly comedies. Okay. Got it. I'll read them out. You buzz in as soon as you think you know what it is. Don't wait for me to get all the way through, Bree and Alicia. Good luck. Your name's your buzzer.

Here's the first one. A pair of imbecilic, that's a word, imbecilic best friends. Brie. Brie. Dumb and dumber? Oh, far out One of my favourite movies of all time I did not know that

Alicia when I wrote that I did not know it was one of her favourite movies of all time Some of Jim Carrey's best work The tongue on the pole Oh I mean comedy gold Okay Alicia you're on the back foot now I'm on Alicia you got this But you can do it okay

Okay Okay no Alicia You gotta believe Alicia You can't believe Alicia You can do it. We believe in you. Okay. Come on, Alicia.

Movie number two. Silly movies. Comedies. Tom and Kate Baker compromised their careers to raise a swag of children. Alicia. Two per five a dozen?

Good work. Nice, Alicia. Nice. Back in it. I knew she believed in herself. See, Alicia, that's all it takes. Believe. One more, and the money's yours.

Do you want it, Alicia? I want it. Do you want it, Alicia? Yes. Yeah, give it to me. Movie number three, The Decider. Propeled to the top of the fashion world by their photogenic gaze.

Three. Zoolander. Blue steel. Damn. Damn, Alicia. You were right there, though, Alicia. I could feel it's slipping away. Oh.

We have a consolation prize in the form of 50 KFC chicken dollars for you, Alicia. Oh, awesome. Thank you. You're very welcome. Thank you. We'll play again next week for $1,100. Felt good. Alicia, worthy, competitive.

Yep. Just quite not there yet. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. The Elephant is a new online video series that asks the big, uncomfortable questions that New Zealanders often avoid. Like, is it cool to say the seaword now? Here to discuss are the hosts

and two thoroughly good sea words. It's Miriam McCamor and Mark Chrysol. We resemble that remark. Welcome, guys. Welcome. Thank you. What's the response been like with the lead-up into this episode coming out? Well, the response generally has been fantastic to the show,

which has been so good. The lead-up, I think, curiosity. Yeah, I think so. We've had a couple of meaty ones, like we've had one on shame and toxic masculinity, so people are dying for the C word. Yeah. Even though they may have used it

to describe some of our guests that we've had previously. Interesting. I just did take it back a little bit, just so we're clear, because I'm not 100% sure what the C-word is. Oh, well, Brie can tell you. No, Brie doesn't know either.

I'm confused as well. Yeah, what is it? Is it? Medi, you can take this way. Well, it's, what did we say? It starts with C and rhymes with Hunt. Yes. We just want you guys to say it so much because Bree and I can say it and that's fine.

But you guys are like respected broadcasters. So I have said it a few times, more than a few times. I've said it in a church before. What? Yeah, I was delivering a eulogy. And to be fair, it was how. The deceased had described me. Okay.

But I dropped it. It was fine, though. Yeah, it was fine, though. Really? In a eulogy? Yeah, it had a eulogy for the guy, yeah. That is an unreal story. I don't think I've ever said it.

Wow. I mean, you know. Today could be the day. Wow, it could be. By the end of this interview, Ladyama. Well, I hope not. But we were so thrilled to have you on the show. You were just so great and put it in context in ways that I hadn't really.

thought about before. Like you talked, Brea, about the GC and that you would never use it in a derogatory way, but you would only ever use it with love, which is also what Madula Oblanata said, who's a drag queen. Oh my gosh, she was stunning. Amazing. Stunning when she walked in.

She said, actually, she said, your reaction to me is what I would describe as see, hunty, but she said the word. Or serving, see hunt. Very common phrase in the drag world. Yeah, but that's a positive thing. Yeah. Yes. The beautiful thing about this episode, too, is that NZMe have decided not to bleep it.

That's big. That's big, and we're stoked about that. And that sets a precedent, too, because... Well, don't... Because we are NZMe as well. That's our parent company, and surely we can get away with saying it now. I think, you know, if they haven't bleeped it for this, we can say it now. Well, Bree says it a lot.

I had to take full advantage, though. Did your research bring you to the Azalea Bank song 212 at all? Oh, that's a bit cool. for us, I think. Right. We're youth adjacent. Youth adjacent. I like that.

We thought we'd play you a bit of it because the C-word is so prolific in our generation. And this song was a huge hit around the world. And I mean, I think this lyric did get people talking, but it didn't stop it from being a hit. You're not naughty. Do you think do you ask a question for you guys? There'll be a time when you will be able to say it on your drive show.

That's a great question. Wow, thank you. Something we discussed in the episode was how every couple of years we get a list of words that are the worst things you can possibly say and it's changed over the years. You know, it used to be the F word,

the C word and now the N word is up there and racial slurs are the worst and those ones are still there but they're kind of moving down the list and that's quite fascinating for us to see. Well this episode is out now, the C-word episode it's got Bree in it and you can stream

it on the Herald. It's on social media and you can catch the elephant new episodes every Thursday. Miriam and Mark thanks so much for talking to us. Thanks guys. Thanks for having us. That's awesome. You're G-C. Play Z-Ns Brie and Clint. This though is a buzzy story. 322

Kiwis have been told they have to reset their driver's license test because it's been revealed that the driver's licensed testers, allegedly, took bribes to pass some people. This is such a good story. So not everyone of that 322 people. Bribed the people. Yeah, they're not all guilty of bribery. But they can't be sure who bribed and who didn't, right?

No, they've fired, they've fired five instructors. So it was, wait, so it was an instructor bribe-taking ring? Allegedly. There was a whole group of them. Allegedly. Allegedly. The tests were done, and this could affect you. Maybe you did your test here and it hasn't reached you yet.

Where was this? The tests were done at VTNZ Highbrook in East Tamiki in Auckland. And 300. 50 people now going, oh, that could be me. I think they've told everyone, 322 people have been contacted and they said, hey, you know that driver's license that you've got? Uh-uh. Sorry.

Not valid. You've got to come back and do it again. God, you'd be so annoyed if you weren't one of the people and you got your license and then you go back to reset the test and you're nervous and then you fail. Yeah, and then they're looking at you. Oh, be fuming. Like, did you actually pass it the first time? You're one of the bribers.

Are you a briber? God, I'd love to know how much the bribe was. Yeah, how much did it take? Yeah. I reckon it's a hundred. Do you reckon? 100 bucks. Yeah.

Or do you reckon more? And how do they do it? They're like, get to the end of the test. Like, okay, you're close. Not close enough. But $100. We'll get you over the line. $100 is $100.

Yeah. How do you bring that up in conversation? Or do you go to vulnerable people who are like, I need this for my job and they're like, well. If you slip me a hundy, I'll pop it through. Dodgey is all hell Like I know this stuff happens overseas I know in other countries

You can kind of pay to get anything done Yeah Yeah New Zealand This is an interesting one New Zealand regularly Tops the table Of the least corrupt countries

In the world I'm not surprised by that Yeah but this is corruption Yeah this is corruption Allegedly Allegedly Allegedly allegedly Allegedly

Allegedly Allegedly We have done this before, and it always fascinates me. I want to talk to people who failed their driver's license. Did you? Look, Brie, I'll be honest, because I want other people to be honest. I am a one-time driver's license test failure. So you failed once, got it on the second go.

I failed my learners, cried, didn't want to tell my dad because I fell out such a disappointment, told him, and he went, well, what did you bloody do that for? And then I went and studied the road code, like actually studied it this time, and then passed. Yeah, but that's your learners. Thanks, Bree. That's what Dad should have said.

Like, isn't learners just a written task? Yes, it is. Yeah, written test? Yeah, it's a multi-choice. But you didn't fail, you're practical. No. Like your actual licence test. No, no, no, I passed that.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, thanks. Thanks, Bree. Just wanted to clarify. Yeah, build me back up. That's good. We want to talk to people who, like, If you had the chance to bribe an instructor, you would have

because you know the driving is not your thing, but you still need a driver's license. Maybe you still don't have your license. Maybe it's been a decade of you trying to get your license. Can we find New Zealand's most failed driver? It's a safe space here. We're not going to judge you and you can call us and tell us the truth. And we could bribe you with some KFC to tell you.

us to your story, you know? Oh, 800. There's nothing wrong with that, eh? That's all above board. I think bribes are fine as long as they come from a good place. Yeah, as long as the intentions are good, eh? Yeah, I think so. I feel the same about blackmail.

Yeah, I mean, a little bit of blackmail never hurt no one. How many times did you fail your driver's license test? ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. We're talking about this story. Berg News, 322 Kiwis have to reset their driver's license test because allegedly some VTNZ workers in East Tamiki were taking bribes to pass people who shouldn't have passed. Yeah, people have been let go, allegedly.

Allegedly. Because that's what they figured out eventually was happening. Allegedly. Allegedly. We were hypothesising on how much the bribe was, and someone's texting and said, I don't know how much a dodgy license cost at VTNZ Highbrook, but this story absolutely explains the shocking driver capabilities witness daily on East Auckland roads.

Oh no. Yeah, well, they're flooding the market with shit drivers. Yeah, it sounds like people weren't ready and now they're on the roads. Someone else said just on the bribery thing, they said if a driver license tester offered a bribe to be bribed, they said, I would have blackmailed them. Pass me or I'm telling. I think that's how they've got caught. I think someone finally coddened on to the fact that they can double-bluff them and go, actually. And they blew the whole bribing ring out of the water.

They blew it wide open. We want to try and find New Zealand's most failed driver this afternoon. How many times did it take before you got your licence? Casey's on the line. Kira, Casey. Hi, Casey. Kilda guys. Long-time listener, first-time caller.

There she is. There she is. Go Casey. Go Casey. Good to have you here, Casey. How many times did you fail your driver's license? Well, I only failed it once, but I failed it as a 44-year-old adult. Casey? So you never had it.

Tell us the backstory. How come you were 44 and going for your license? Okay, backstory is 15 years old, got my learners, and then just drove on it right up until I was, in my late 20s and then my husband forced me to get my restricted. Yeah. And I just sat there happily driving around on my restricted. Right.

So you had your New Zealand license. Yeah. Yeah, just not officially. Just not. But that's a Kiwi license. Yeah, so they're all Kiwi licenses. What are you talking about? No, where you have it, but you don't.

Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah. The Kiwi license. Yeah. Yeah. The restricted is the Kiwi full. Yeah, I see what you mean. Yeah.

Thank you, Casey. Let's go to Sammy on our 800 dials at him. Hi, Sammy. Hi, Sammy. Hi, also a long-time listener, first I saw. Wait, that. Go, Sammy, go Sammy. I'm noticing a trend.

We finally lured you in. Sammy, how many times did you fail your driver's license? Mine was my learner's license, and I failed four times. Oh, no. That's got to beat your confidence down a bit, Sammy. I had just had surgery, so my face was, like, swollen from my wisdom teeth and all yellow. So I blame that. But it does get cheaper each time you reset it.

Does it? You just have to wait two hours. It was queen. Two hours. A whole day to get through, yeah. That's so crazy. And question for you, did you get your actual license first go? You're full?

Yeah, yeah. Well, practice school was fine. It was just the theory. Yeah, same as me. Some people aren't good at the written test. You're like, just let me out there, coach, put me in. I'll show you what I can do. Great text on this.

Someone said, I failed my class five learners four times. Class five is like your H-T license so you can drive trucks. Fifth times a charm, although the four fails were all on the same day because I was not going down easy. Good on you. Made them work for it. Let me go again. I love this one.

I passed technically, but the instructor said that I shouldn't have. I love that little stab at the end. They're like, oh, I'll put you through, but... I shouldn't be giving you this. Just so you know, you're shit. That was terrible. Please practice, okay, please. I passed all three first go,

but my sister failed her restricted three times and she's now 25 and still hasn't got her full license. Way to call out your sister on the radio. This one, my nephew paid 500 bucks to get his license. Ooh. That's a bribery one. Interesting. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Kelly's here. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Pree. Hi, Clint. Longtime, first time.

Therite, I'm right. Go, Kelly. Go Kelly. Oh, we've hit the triple. Kelly, how many times you fail your driver's license? Five, my restricted. Five restricted. Welly. Back 99, I was pregnant, and at the time we were living in Pukikoi, so they didn't have any light.

Yeah. So I had, like, you're going through the roundabout, and I didn't realize you had to indicate going in and out. That explains one failure. What about the other four? Yeah. They were all, yeah, the same bloody thing. I didn't learn my lesson the first time. You failed five times for making the exact same mistake.

Oh, Kelly. Yeah. Oh, Kelly. In fairness, most people on the roads don't know that rule now. So, I mean, I don't blame you. I like to think it was the same instructor every time, Kelly, and they were like, Jesus, Kelly. You've done it again.

Kelly's like, oh, damn it. Kelly, are you a fully licensed driver now? I know that was 26 years ago, but have you broken the back of that and got your license now? Yes, I have. I am, yeah, I'm a perfect driver. We are so proud of you. And if people just want to watch out for you on the roads, where are you driving? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm the one not indicating in a roundabout. You can't miss it. You can't miss it. Thanks, Kelly. Very good. Lunatic. Oh, my God, there's so many texts on this. Like so many.

So don't feel so bad if you're a repeat failure. Yeah, there's lots of people. There's people talking about how they didn't get their. learners until they were 29 and then it took another three years to get they restricted there was someone who failed they restricted four times i drove on my learners in wellington for seven years moved back to my hometown in blenham and got my full license within a year good on you young guy at my work has failed his learners license eight times he still doesn't have that poor guy stop telling the people that you work with because they will they'll start to think that you're not qualified to do anything

What about this mum calling out her son? My son failed. He's restricted seven times. Just calling out her son. It's brilliant. Thanks guys, very good. Daddy is Franklin. We got Porsche Woodman, the Blackfern's goat on the show just after 5.30.

I definitely had Barbie dolls, and I made them do everything. They were hanging from the roof with my brother's action men. They were getting eaten by his dinosaurs. They were thrown around in the car. cars and you saw that and you're like I could do that for a career that's where it came from she is a Barbie doll now I was making my Barbie dolls do everything with my action men also also with Barbies yeah Barbies and action men it was match made in heaven but Barbies and Barbies no no no maybe maybe Barbies and sometimes

the horses Jesus Christ Push your women's on the show soon. They kissed. Yeah. A kiss. It was nice. Birthday banger is the number one song on your 16th birthday. And Morgan is going to go first.

Kura Morgan. Hi, Morgan. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. How are you, Morgan? I'm so good, thank you. That's lovely.

What is your day to birth? 17th of June, 1995. All right, that means you were 16 and 2011. We've done our kids. Calculations, Morgan. Here's your birthday banger. What a banger. Cobra Starship.

2011. You got to like that one, Morgan. That's such a good song. Such a good song. Yeah, that's a bop. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Brier. Hi, Briar.

What have you been doing today, mate? I'm just making dinner. What's for dinner? What's for tea? Uh, we're trying to make KFC chicken. Oh, do you have 11 herbs and spices? We do. We're trying to.

No way. Are you following a recipe that you've found or are you making it up? Oh, no, we're following a recipe. Yeah, nice. Okay. I'd love to know how that turns out. Yeah, let us know. Uh, what is your birthday, Briar?

Uh, July 8th, 93. All right, that means you were 16 in 2009. And on that day in 2009, this was at the top. Casgata, the dance floor. What do you reckon, Briar? I don't like it. Oh, no! That's okay. It's peak 09, though, isn't it?

Hey, tell us, are you doing the KFC, homemade KFC in a pressure cooker? I've just, like, looked to see that we need that, so I don't have that, so no. Oh, no. So what are you going to do? Just deep fry it. Probably. I can double deep fry it. Oh, maybe.

Have you got a deep fry it? Yeah. Okay, good. Oh, few. Lucky. Okay, wait there. One more birthday bang of a page. Hi, Paige.

Hi, Paige. Hello. What have you been doing today, Paige? Just work. What do you do for work? I do admin at a sleeper. We do machinery, training and licensing. Oh, a lot of people failing.

machinery license page? Yeah. Are you open to bribes, page? You ever taking a bribe? Nah. She's open. She's open to it. Hey, what's your birthday, page?

The 1st of October 2003. All right, that means you were 16 in 2019. And the 1st of October 2019, this was number one. Lizzo. Truth hurts. What do you reckon about Lizzo, Paige? I quite like that song, Cooking. Yeah.

That song's a banger. Okay, wait there, Paige. We're going to decide between Cobra Starship, Cascada and Lizzo. I like them all. I like them all. I'd be happy with it all three. I vote Cobra Starship. I'll go with you, but can we bring Briar back on for a second?

Briah, are you there? Hey, Briar. Hey. Do you want 50 KFC chicken dollars? Just in case... In case it's a fail to? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't think it will be.

We think you're going to succeed. It'll go great. But just in case, just as a backup. I'll definitely take that, yeah. Okay, you hold the line, Briar. We'll hook you up with some KFC. Thank you. Just, you know, we don't want people going hungry.

No way. Morgan, you're the winner of birthday banger. Congratulations. Woo-woo, thank you. Sweet as. Cobra Starship, how good. Brian Clint from 2011, you're on ZM. God, I've been all over the world, looking for you.

ZN's Brian and Clint. Cobra Starship, and you make me feel on ZM, Brian Clint. That's a birthday banger for Morgan. It came out in the year 2011. We've got Portia Woodman on the show next. And my brother has messaged me. Okay. And he rarely listens to this show.

And he goes... Shout out, Aiden. Good to have you listening. Aidan's listening because Portia Woodman's on the show. He's like, I love her. She's amazing. She is. And so he is tuning in for that next.

Oh, how good. It just goes to show the kind of pulling power. That's a superstar like Portia Woodman has. Yeah, we should get her on the show full time. Yeah, why not? Bring her in. Probably couldn't afford her. She'd be pretty expensive.

Yeah, she's probably got bad things to do. Anyway, she's a Barbie doll. She's been turned into a Barbie, and we're going to talk to Porsche Woodman about that next on ZM. Hey, it's Brooke here from Zedem's late shows. Serving all the biggest hit. Luxuries late ZDM's Brean Clint.

Podcast. There's a new Barbie in town, and if you're not careful, she'll tackle your ass. Welcome to the show, Porsche Woodman. There she is. Good, Dean. How are we? You might not recognize me, because the last time I interviewed you,

I did it with my arm. You're trying to get you to sit around, but, you know, you just... There she is. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. I know you now. That needs context, everybody. Last time we interviewed you, Porsche Woodman, it was on the waterfront. Alona Ma was there.

And we got you two to arm wrestle on Bree's back in front of the world's media. It was Porsche's decision to get me to bend down to be the table. Yeah, she didn't tell you to point your butt in the camera, though. It's hard to get you to turn around. I think in that footage you can see like, do you want to, no, okay, fine, you stay there, girl. You tried a couple of times actually and then you're like, oh well, she's made her bed, she can line it. You're a Barbie doll now. What the hell?

Yep, I am. What the heck, what the heck. I know, it's crazy. When did you first learn that they were going to make a Barbie doll out of your likeness? It was prior to World Cup, and I can't quite remember. But I feel like she was going to be created before I even went, was going to the World Cup, before I even got selected. So I knew well before the World Cup.

Geez, lucky you got selected then. That would have been right. I know, a little bit awkward, eh? This Barbie doll has been made for a reason and a really good reason. It's to encourage young girls to stick with sport, particularly as they get older. Porsche Woodman, why do you think girls are more likely to drift away from playing sport as they, especially as they enter, like, young adulthood? Well, I think the biggest part is the confidence.

you know you go through primary school intermediate and you're still like buzzing you're still the same as you know boys and everyone else in your school you're kind of the same size and then as you get towards you know puberty in high school your body starts to change and then your interest starts the change

and hormones go crazy and then you don't really like the way you look or you're all these different things that go through your mind but it's just about trying to find inspiration like for me sports get me out of trouble like if I wasn't in sports I would have been a naughty kid, and I'm grateful for it. Did you, Portia Woodman, have Barbie dolls growing up?

And if you did, what kind of hell did you put those dolls through? I definitely had Barbie dolls, and I made them do everything. They were hanging from the roof with my brother's action men. They were getting eaten by his dinosaurs. They were thrown around in the cars. I had Barbie dolls for sure. I went through a rough stage where she was getting thrown around. And you saw that, and you're like, I could do that for her.

a career. That's where it came from. That was my inspiration for a 100% if she can do it. What does it mean to you, Portia, to be such an inspiration to not only young girls, but young kids who want to do exactly what you've done?

Oh man, I feel like it's the, it means the world and I think every athlete has a dream, right? And I feel for all of us, it is to be an inspiration. It is for our younger selves, if we could inspire them to chase their dreams. You know, for me, coming from

Maltau, being a Māori girl, I want to be the inspiration for people, for people who come from small areas that you chase a dream, you work really hard for it and you have a lot of fun on the way. And who knows, you could be a Barbie or even being a billboard for me was amazing. As cliche as it is, the sky is the limit. I love how you said it, you could be a Barbie, yeah, or you could be the greatest tri-scorer in New Zealand rugby history, you know, like, either would be great. I don't know.

I want to ask you, because I'm obsessed if you've seen the compilation videos on TechT-Ton. of you just absolutely destroying your competition. Do you watch those? And do you think, is that me? Did I do all that stuff? I watched them, definitely. And the girls give me so much shit for it because they're like, oh,

you're just watching another highlight package. I'm like, yeah, how many highlight packages do you have? No, it's my inspiration. It's a visualization. It's to prove that, yes, I can do that no matter how much stuff doubt I have. My favorite one's the one where you pick up the other player and use her as a battering ram

Oh my God Now one of people are terrified of you That's the best That's such great news Portia Woodman That you have been turned into a Barbie doll The only downside is Is that this doll is one of one

I feel like if they did a whole line of them Kiwi girls would be lining up to buy this But they're not And it's for a good cause still So who gets the one Porsche Woodman Barbie doll? Well I have her right here Oh, there she is. On the bookshelf. There she is.

Next to my rose gold medal. She's assumed her position of the eternal fend. Well, congratulations on everything, Portia. Congrats on the Barbie. Great to talk to you. And if you ever come in from an interview, bring the Barbie with you. We'll make like a Bree Barbie as well.

And your Barbie can like arm wrestle an action man on Bree's back again. And we can recreate the whole thing. Perfect. Thanks for having me, team. The ZM Podcast Network. We are the leading show for Maritime End Aviation-Based News. We take it very seriously.

And we bring you all the biggest stories in maritime and aviation. You, absolutely we do. And this is a big story in aviation at the moment. A budget Canadian airline known as WestJet have just announced that their customers will no longer be able to recline their seats on their aircrafts. Okay. Unless they pay extra. Jesus.

It's an upgrade. Really? Look at Claudia. She's spewing. Outrageous. Outrageous. That's insane. So the seats can recline

and it costs the airline nothing for the seats to recline but they will charge you extra if you want to recline. Well actually, I think they'll have different sections. A reclining section and a non-reclining section. Yes.

I believe so. It says here that they're reconfiguring their Boeing 737s and other different aircrafts and they're calling it a more modern cabin experience where there'll be different seating options that's

a way to make some more money money money money money money. I want the vintage experience they used to have big ass chairs everyone would get food they'd come down with a roast ham yes you could smoke on wood you could smoke you're meant to drink

I don't want a modern experience Up, the budget, some of the budget options are getting so grim now, but you get so little leg room, you get no screen in the back of the seat, there's no food and drink service. It's literally the bare minimum. And that's what a lot of the American airlines are that fly around America. Like it's basically just a bus in the sky, which is fine, I guess. But are we spoiled?

Can we just keep a little bit of joy? A little bit of the shine on flying, you know? Unless you're making the flight real cheap. because of it. Yeah. If I could go international for like 100 bucks, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I tried to look up how much it would cost for that upgrade,

but I couldn't find it. But I have come up with a few ideas that I think I would actually be into for upgrades. Upgrades you'd pay for. Yeah. Okay. An upgrade I would definitely pay for is, well, actually something that I think they should bring in is something called the middle seat lottery. Okay.

And so if you happen to get put in a middle seat, It means you automatically enter a draw to win a free upgrade. I love that. I love it. So you're willing to take a middle seat? Yes. And if you do.

You automatically go into this lottery. One person could get bumped up. Love that. Into like first class, business class. How bloody good. I think that they also, I'd also be willing to pay for foot smell alarms so that if someone takes their shoes off, it politely blasts into their ears, put them back on now.

I'd go one further. You now have to go through the body scanner before you get on the flight. I'd like it to be an odour scanner as well. That's good. And you can fail the odour of any sort. And if you have body odor of any sort, you'll put into some form of quarantine until you sort yourself out. A shower. Yeah.

They just like, you know, hit you with a pressure washer. Uh-huh. Before you get stuck in a tin can with 300 other people. What about a gossip channel? So you know how if you have the headphones on the flight and you plug in and they've got the channels? What about like just an in-flight audio feed of flight attendants and other passengers like...

Spilling the tea. Yeah. Absolutely. I would love that. I'd be so invested. Uh-huh. And you can join in anonymously. It's got a little microphone on the headphones.

Yeah. And you just come in and you go anonymous here. What good entertainment. Yeah. Put them back on. Anonymous here. The guy next to me. Absolutely.

effing stinks. Yeah, those are good upgrades. Yeah, that's what I think. But, I mean, if you want to fly West Jet, just be prepared that if you want to recline, it'll cost you extra. If you fly West Jet, prepare to remain erect. That should be their slogan.

Flying erect. A wrecked on West Jet. Oh, no, that doesn't work, doesn't it? It's Dayne Craig's new one on Zedem. It's Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast. Chat GPT, do you use it a lot? More and more, yeah. I've been using it at least once a day recently.

Really? Yeah. We use it quite a lot in our home for advice. Yeah. Just on anything. Yeah, I use it a lot with my kids, so I'll be in the car and they'll have a question that I can't answer. Like, Dad, why is the sky blue?

And I'm like, I don't know. Let's ask the phone. Oh, see, that's smart. Yeah. We use it a lot if there's something wrong with our dog and we're like, hey, these are the symptoms. Yeah, it's slowly replacing Google, right? Yeah, it slowly replaces Google.

I saw this trend, though, which was quite interesting to me where people are asking their chat GPT, what is their curse? Oh, okay. And not to explain. Right. But then if it says something and you need a better explanation, then you can't. And I thought we could do it to see how well our chat GPs know us. Well, the more you use it, obviously, the more it knows about you.

But the other day I was talking to it about cats And then it just said And then it was like For example Clint You're cat Bowie blah blah blah I was like whoa So yeah So it's starting to store information

My knows quite a bit about me Okay Should we start with yours Go on them All you have to say is Yeah chat GPT What is my curse? Don't explain

Hi chat GPT I hope you having a good day today Can you please tell me What my curse is Hey there I'm doing great Thanks for asking As for your curse

I'm not actually aware of any curse you might have. If you mean something specific, feel free to give me more details and I'll do my best to help out. Looks like I am curse free, baby. You've trained your chat GPT. Yeah.

I don't show the chat BT the real me. I just... Do you not? No, I only show them. You keep it under rats. I show my Instagram version of me. Yeah. Okay, should we try mine?

Go on them. Hi, chat GPT. What is my curse? Don't explain. You remember every embarrassing. thing you've ever said in HD. What the hell? That is so accurate for me as a person.

Have you know anything about me, right? Wow. How did, wow. Okay. Should I ask it to explain further? Yeah. Can you please explain further? Your curse is hyper self-awareness.

You replay moments. The awkward comments, weird jokes, accidental overshares, like a director's cut in your head at 2 a.m. You can't let them fade. Your brain keeps them on a highlight reel, zoomed in with full emotional surround sound. It makes you incredibly empathetic and self-reflective, but also kind of haunted by your own greatest hits of cringe.

What the hell? That's creepy as. I mean, I've known you for eight years, and I know that that's accurate. That's a computer that's only been around for a year. How does it know? See, that freaks me out. I'm going to think about that later.

I need to ask it one more time. Surely... Ask it again. And say, don't explain. I think that's the key. There's a trend where people are asking the question. So I'm going to ask you again, chat GPT. What's my curse?

Don't explain. Got it. No worries at all. And yet, you're definitely case-free in my book. If you've got anything else on your mind, I'm here for it. Oh, well, it looks like I'm perfect. You, however. Got a whole heap of problems.

It's Z.M.'s Bree and Clint podcast. That's the end of the show. What's everyone? Having 49 Do you know? No. Producers, do you know? Probably hot chips at the arena

because I'm going to teddy swimmer. Oh, lucky you. Lucky you. Little B. Ella, what are you having? Hummus? No, I'm going to ignore that. We,

why am I? I can't talk. I'm so excited. She hasn't eaten to eat some noodles. I'm going to eat some noodles. Oh, Spuzz and noodles. Claudia, her blood sugar is though. She hasn't had her hummus today.

Yeah, she's had four pieces of white bread, though. She's just dried her out. What a yell. Chips at the arena. Vegan noodles. I'm having, um, it sounds yuck. Okay. Can't sound worse than Ella's.

Sounds yuck, but hear me out. It's an asparagus, lemon juice, tuna pasta. Yum. It's disgusting. Yeah, yeah. See the, the adults get it. The adults in the room. And with the parmesan on top.

There's nothing in that that Ella could eat. except for the asparagus. Loses his hell what? No wonder she doesn't like it. Loses his hair of what? Huh? Gotcha. This show needs to grow the hell up.

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