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Hi everybody and welcome back to the Usher Tribute Podcast
Stop playing music on the podcast intro
But it's good
For God's sake, Ben, Ben
How are we meant to do an Usher Tribute Podcast without playing any Usher?
Ben's butthole tightens up every time you play music
Alright, you know
It's your podcast
It's gonna get pulled
Nah it's not gonna get pulled
Because I switch it fast
Take it down
No we don't need music
I switch it
I switch it on
Seven seconds is what you need
So that
Three
Two
One
Can you play an Asher song
I know
I don't know any of those
I can play any Asher song
You want
This is longer than 7 seconds
Bye podcast
It's like whatever
I've never heard that either
Turn it down
Do you know what I've been doing?
What?
My daily Facebook memories check
Where I don't go in here for nostalgia
I go in here to see if there's anything in my past
That's going to get me cancelled
Can I just say Today, great day I don't go in here for nostalgia. I go in here to see if there's anything in my past that's going to get me cancelled.
Can I just say, today, great day.
We're all clear.
I'm going to take that.
Hey, get that off!
Usher celebrates.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, we're all good today.
The most embarrassing status update from this day.
Well, first of all, there's a photo with me.
This is topical today.
Whoa, freaky.
Picture of me and Buck Shelford Whoa
That is creepy
For those who don't know
He's former All Black Captain
And current contestant
On Breeze TV show
Celebrity Treasure Island
Also look how skinny I look
Oh my god
And look at Buck
Yeah
How old is that photo?
10 years ago
From the 9th of September
2011
Wow Whoa And this is probably The most embarrassing Status update Old is that photo? 10 years ago. From the 9th of September, 2011.
Wow.
Whoa.
And this is probably the most embarrassing status update.
It just says, capital letters, Black Friday, everyone.
Show your support for the boys.
Dress in black today.
Hashtag Black Friday.
What a hard out, eh? That's cool.
What a hard out.
Yeah, the boys.
And yeah, other than than that We're all good
Some stuff comes up
And you just go
Do you hide it?
Delete
Delete it
Delete
What's something you've deleted?
Good question
Something you can talk about
Well because it also shows you
Comments that you've
It's really good
It shows you comments
You made on other posts
On those days too
So you can go
And you go
Oh that was a bit aggressive.
Coming in a bit hot there.
Yeah.
You know when you're fast and loose and you're 22 and you go,
Facebook won't be around forever.
Well, guess what?
It is.
Yeah.
Facebook's a public page.
But I feel I only need to do, for one year,
I only need to check my Facebook memories every day.
And after that, I should be good.
That's a good way to think.
Because everything I post now, sweet.
I'm not going to regret anything now.
Oh, there was that.
Oh, sorry.
What? If I need to know.
You posted that picture of you in socks and
Birkenstocks. Oh, that's great.
That's fine. That's a vibe.
I reckon in 10
years you'll look back at that and go,
what were you thinking?
Comfy, mate.
Comfy.
Those were Birkenstock brand socks as well.
What?
Yeah.
He out here flexing.
I know.
Here's a tragedy for all my Birkenstock fam familiar.
Birkenstock.
Birkenstock.
They stopped making socks.
Oh.
I know.
I thought it was trending. Obviously not enough people buying the Birkenstocks know I thought it was trending
Obviously not enough people buying the Birkin socks
Maybe everyone saw your pic in LA
But they also
Did you see they started making condoms
They're called Birkin cocks
Oh yeah that's a good one
As if the sandals weren't contraception enough
That was good
I like that one
But also
Just kidding
But also
I've got Birkenstocks
Yeah
I love them
I actually have
They're fun to rip off
They're bloody expensive
You know what Birkenstocks are?
Expensive
They're rich people crocs
Yeah
Because you wear them
You know they're controversial
No I reckon it's just
Instead of like
Warehouse thongs
What?
Yeah
It's like a...
No, because there's nothing controversial about jandals.
Yeah.
But wearing Birkenstocks is controversial.
Depends where in the world you are.
Yeah.
Yeah, true.
If you're in Anastasia's home country.
Do you guys have...
Is Haviana's a big brand here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's the go-to jandal.
Again, never buy them.
I can't budget brand ones.
I've had two pairs
ship themselves
in one summer.
Like,
they've only lasted,
my last two pairs
have only lasted a summer.
Right.
So I'm off them.
But then I don't want
to wear any others.
Really?
Because they look stupid.
They are comfortable.
The warehouse $2 ones?
Yeah,
that's what I get.
My uncle,
$10 warehouse Birks.
Yeah,
shout out to my uncle Tim.
He wears nothing
but the double,
I think it's, he calls it the double plug pluggers.
No pants.
No, they're double plugged.
They're called the double plug pluggers.
Yeah, but you're saying he wears nothing but double pluggers.
No, as in shoes.
Oh, right.
He's strictly, he's either wearing no shoes or a double plug plugger.
Do you know what that is?
I assume it's a jandal with two plugs.
Yeah, so in the back half, not the front half, obviously,
but the back half has two plugs, so it's twice as durable.
Oh, that's smart.
The back half never gives out.
It's the front where all the stress is.
Show me a front double plugger.
I think the back side connected to the jandal.
I want two in the front.
Do you guys call them pluggers here?
No, I've never heard that.
That's a real Queensland term for it. Queensland. So you call the shoes pluggers here? No, I've never heard that. That's a real Queensland term for it.
Queensland.
So you call the shoes pluggers?
Yeah, so he calls his thongs pluggers.
Oh, yeah.
We don't call them thongs either.
Yeah, I freaked out and in the moment said thong,
but I mean...
Thong.
I love the name thong.
If you're having a double-plugged thong in New Zealand,
that's uncomfortable.
That means you've got...
Oh, no.
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
No.
Well, that'd be a triple-plugger.
No, but technically that's a...
No, a double-plugger is technically for five.
Jeez, we're going to stick them all.
So how about Birkenstocks, eh?
Plot twist, if you lose your Birkenstocks
or they get smelly When they get too wet
They'll send you a new pair
Just buy the $10 ones
From the warehouse
Do they have fake Birkenstocks there?
There's fake Birks there
They actually last
On the rubber one pair
They're real good
Because if you get them wet
They're gone
Are they rubber ones?
They do
No
They do have rubber ones
They do have rubber ones
Kmart has them too
But Birkenstocks have rubber ones
Keen as two beans. When do my
crocs arrive Anastasia?
Good question. We're waiting.
Anastasia's got a croc hook up
for us. Bree's been offered to join in. She said no.
I've already got like six pairs
from the last time we talked about it.
I've wanted some of that but they don't fit me
unfortunately. She's going to reach out
she's sent our details on
to another person who's going to put in our order and ask us
our colours.
Apparently, they've got some new season ones.
Nice.
I picked out the good ones for Anastasia.
Camo?
Oh, my mates.
Are you going the flames?
My mates have camo ones.
They're super trendy.
They're a couple.
Oh, actually, up until a month ago.
Sorry, no longer a couple.
Don't worry. You don't have to correct yourself. They'll never hear, actually, up until a month ago. Sorry, no longer a couple. Their thing was...
Don't worry, you don't have to correct yourself. They'll never hear this.
Matching camo Crocs.
Holy shit, this is boring, champ.
You just always... Nah, big crack up.
So they went through a little bit and then they broke up, but they're back together
on the Crocs. No, they're not together.
Oh, so they're not together now. Oh my god.
No, but isn't that a cool couple thing?
Ha, well,
that's just the wind-up music.
Here comes the dolphin, everybody.
Enjoy the podcast.
Three, two, one.
Seven seconds.
We go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go.
Hey, Google, what's the time?
It's 3 p.m.
Give or take a minute.
Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?
Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.
Good, everybody.
Welcome to the show.
Brie and Clint, that's good news about the extra vaccines on their way.
Can't wait to get my Spanish COVID-19 vaccination.
Are they coming from Spain?
Si.
Oh, I love that.
I hope Zorro's coming over with them.
He's Spanish, isn't he?
This is how I will speak.
After my Pfizer.
Oh, here we are.
After.
That killed the moment, didn't it?
My vaccination.
Yeah, really put a dampener on it, didn't it?
It's all the same.
Who only needs 15 seconds of it, didn't it? It's all the same.
Who only needs 15 seconds of guitar, Spanish guitar music?
Our sound effects department need a rocket put up them.
Most men.
I see what you're saying there.
To be fair, a bit long.
A little bit too long.
Today on the show, we're giving away $1,000 at 5 o'clock thanks to Celebrity Treasure Island.
There's still time to text in the keyword, if you saw it
on last night's Celebrity Treasure Island episodes
to 9696,
and we can call you back and go, hey, because you're
a GB and you watched the first,
one of the first three episodes, you get
$1,000 cash. Pretty easy.
And if you've forgotten,
and this is a reminder, then text
it now to 9696
there you go
the one simple keyword
we'll call someone
at five
and give them that money
but we'll start the show
with a tradie vs lady
another tie game
we're at 73 games
all again
you wouldn't even
write about this
would you
nah
I mean the Herald
I wouldn't
I wouldn't write about it
ever but
the Herald could
if they're struggling
for content
yeah they could actually.
We might send it to them actually.
Do you think there's not much news around at the moment?
Do you think there's not many big news stories?
I don't know, maybe.
If you want to play Tradie vs Lady, you can call us now.
0800 DIAL ZM and you can pick up 50 bucks.
Yeah, it's easy.
Well, we haven't written the questions yet, but it'll be easy.
It'll be easy.
We'll make sure they're easy.
We'll try.
We'll do it after new Ed Sheeran called Visiting Hours on ZM.
I wish they had them.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradies versus ladies.
All right, we are all tied up again for the year.
73 wins apiece for the tradies and the ladies.
Let's meet our lady first. She's from the
Maite Waikato. She's
28 and she has done an 18
minute wall sit.
Damn, she's got thighs of
concrete or steel
or something. Welcome to the
show, Hayley. G'day, Hayley.
Do you do crossfit or
what kind of exercising do you do?
I just do general boot camps and stuff.
Yeah, right.
Nothing too exciting.
I just wanted to beat someone's challenge, so I was very determined.
Amazing.
18 minutes.
Yeah, okay, cool.
My thighs burn just thinking about that.
I don't know if I'll be able to do it again.
Yeah, right, especially not after lockdown.
I bet you $100, Hayley, $100.
If you film it and you do it again, I will give you $100.
Okay, I'll hold you to that.
All right, let's go.
Message me on Instagram.
Bree's banking on the fact that she hopes you won't be able to upload an 18-minute video.
Let's meet your competitor today.
Yeah, go, Hayley.
She's a tradie.
She's from Tamaki Makaurau, Auckland.
She's 33, and she's extremely double-jointed.
Hello, Helena.
Hello.
What makes someone extremely double-jointed, Helena?
Oh, I can touch my thumb backwards and touch the back of my wrist,
the back of my arm.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Is every joint double-jointed or just those?
No, everything.
I remember when I tried hot yoga once,
the instructor told me to stop overextending everything
because everything sort of pokes out on the other side.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I got very different comments when I did hot yoga.
I'm not extending enough.
If the yoga teacher tells you to stop being so flexible,
you know there's something going on.
You probably shouldn't be at yoga.
You're already good. Too good
for yoga. Okay, here we go.
Your buzzers today, I need you to be nice and clear.
Hayley, your buzzer is lady.
Halina, your buzzer is
tradie. First to three
correct answers gets $50 cash
thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go.
Question number one. Under the Sea
is a popular song from which Disney film?
Lady.
Treaty.
Yes, Hayley.
Little Mermaid.
It is The Little Mermaid, of course.
Very popular movie.
Question number two.
One to the ladies.
How many legs does a cockroach have?
Treaty.
Yes, Helena.
Six.
That is correct.
It does have six. Nice work. We're one apiece. Question, Helena. Six. That is correct. It does have six.
Nice work.
We're one apiece.
Question number three.
Rose is a wine made from what colour grapes?
A?
Tree.
Oh, yes, Helena.
You're in.
It's the purple grapes, but they're like a light purple colour.
Red, purple.
We'll take that.
We'll take that as a win.
That's a point to the tradies.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number four.
Ed Sheeran has new music with Kylie Minogue on it.
We actually just played it before.
What country was he born in?
Tradie.
Yes, Helena, for the win.
For the win.
Is it the UK?
It is the UK.
It is the win. For the win. Is it the UK? It is the UK.
Lady, congratulations.
Helena, we've got $50 cash coming your way.
Thank you.
Nice work.
And it means the tradies pull in front with 74 wins for the year.
Bree and Clint.
I was meant to talk about a good news story here,
but I'm not going to do that actually.
Okay.
I'm going to talk about something else.
I'm going to talk about my day yesterday,
which I had one of the worst days I've had this year yesterday. It was really, really horrific,
and I like to try and be honest on this show when I can.
And it was really tough. A show that I worked on is
currently going to air. It's called Celebrity Treasure Island.
It's a great show. And I worked my absolute arse off
to do that show. I really did. I put my heart and soul into that show.
Worked really hard on my Toreo pronunciation and
spent a lot of time
and I was really proud of it
and I am really proud of it. So you should
be and it shows too. It's a great show.
Yeah and I've been
copying quite a lot of the abuse
and negative comments online
and I'm talking horrible, horrific
things. People
calling me slurs,
attacking my personality my character yeah and
just coming at me um for something that i've just tried to bring a bit of laughter and a bit of light
into you know the world that's all i was trying to do yeah i'm not trying to hurt anyone i'm just
trying to you know that's all i've ever wanted to do is make people laugh and I was really down yesterday um so much so that I couldn't even
watch the episode that went to air last night because I just was thinking about all these
horrible things that people have said to me yeah that sucks do you want me to tell you who got
kicked off or no I was there no spoilers you'll catch up on it you'll catch up but something
pretty amazing happened to me last night um and I didn't want to talk about this at all because I'm quite embarrassed
that, you know, I'm having all this negative hate.
And then I thought, no, I like to be honest on this show
when I think it's a good thing.
And I wanted to share this because it was a pretty amazing moment.
And I can't explain it and I feel like it's one of those universe things um but there was this one particular woman online who was writing comments on absolutely
everything like she was really coming at me and just me no one else and just calling me every name
under the sun and saying that I was not talented I was horrible all this stuff and she was writing
on every single post on all these things.
And people will say, don't look at it, don't watch it.
But she was tagging me in the post as well, which is quite full on.
That's next level.
Yeah, okay.
And people say, you know, obviously we put ourselves out there
so we should expect, you know, that kind of feedback.
And I know that not of feedback and i'm i
know that not everyone in the world likes you not everyone in the world thinks you're funny that's
that's how it is i understand that but to put that kind of negative hate i just don't think is
necessary she is ever fully entitled to have her opinion of course and her name was funnily enough
her name was karen this woman. No, it wasn't.
It was, right?
Okay, yeah.
And I'm not making a joke about it, but her name was Karen
and I saw her because she kept tagging me
and like it came up in heaps and heaps of posts.
Yeah.
And I was nearly having a panic attack last night
because I just couldn't get away from it.
And it was weird because about 10 minutes later,
I had an inbox come into my personal Facebook page
from a woman named Karen.
And I was like, oh, my God, this woman is now coming into my personal.
She found your real page.
And I was like, I'm going to open it because that's human nature.
And I was like, I just want to open it because I did.
Anyway, I opened this message and I looked at the profile
picture and it didn't match the profile picture of this other woman that was attacking me.
And so I wrote back to this woman, I said, hi, do we know each other? And this woman wrote back
and she's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I thought you were someone else. My mistake. She's like, but I've just realised who you are.
And I said, oh, my God, thank God there's this woman
that also has the same name as you that's been attacking me
in the comments for this show that I do.
The exact same name, like same first and last name.
Well, it wasn't the same first and last name,
but I just saw the name Karen and I immediately thought
because I was just in that state.
Anyway, this woman and I started to talk on Facebook.
We don't know each other.
She actually lives in New Zealand as well.
And she said to me, I've seen the show.
I've listened to you on the radio.
I love what you guys do.
I'm currently battling breast cancer.
And you know what you do a great job at putting a smile on my face and I think you do a fantastic job on that show
and it was such a surreal moment because I was like has this woman been sent to me
because she's like a guardian angel or something And she's given me all of this perspective where I'm like, wow,
like a woman and she's so, we talked for about two hours on Facebook.
Yeah.
Last night, me and this woman, a stranger that I'd never met before.
And it was incredible.
And she brought me out of this place where I was like,
stop feeling sorry for yourself.
There's people like this
amazing woman who is so courageous and she's so positive. And I was like, and she's battling
something that is actually so horrific. And she said to me, she was even so like, she just goes
to me, you know what? You're allowed to have your moment. You're allowed and feel validated that
you're allowed to be upset she's like people
go through things all the time and she said to me um you know one thing that this has taught me
I'm 38 and this hit me like a ton of bricks and I'm battling this horrible thing she's like but
it's taught me to live my life for me and to not let people like that who are doing nothing
but spreading hate bring you down because in the rain,
there will be a rainbow.
And last night, that woman right there was my rainbow
and it was a really incredible moment.
I just wanted to share it because I don't know why it happened
but I made an incredible friend last night
through something horrific and it was just by chance and I guess the last thing I want to say
is you know we always say be kind be kind but I think if you don't actually put that into play
and put it into practice what's the point of saying be kind? You're allowed to have your opinion.
Of course you can, but just be kind to people.
Unless what's the point of saying something to someone
if there's not going to be anything that comes from it, you know?
Absolutely right.
And words have an impact, absolutely.
And you're not anonymous online.
And online can be a really, really horrible place for people,
especially if you're getting bullied.
So there's power in blocking people.
There's power in logging off for a bit,
but you shouldn't have to deal with it
and people shouldn't be allowed to say that sort of stuff online.
It's disgusting.
And just remember that if you're writing something about someone,
even if they're on TV or if they're whatever,
they're actual real people and they probably will see it.
And, you know, it has lasting effects on people.
And I'm going to dust myself up and pick myself up.
And you know what?
Like Karen said, there's a rainbow that comes after the rain
and you just got to keep going.
Yep, absolutely.
I think the rainbow is probably the TV show itself.
I hear it's one of the highest rating shows of the year so yeah and i'm gonna keep being me and i'm gonna keep doing
my thing and uh i'm not gonna let anyone stop me good stuff brace beautiful this big brian clint
uh what is the most used song in movies of all time. Movies so on track songs.
Danger Zone.
Nah, it's only been in one movie.
Top Gun.
Yeah.
I reckon it'll be in the second Top Gun though.
Has to be.
Has to be in Top Gun too. I'm going to say it might be, yeah.
A website called Kasumo
has analysed a database of over 4,000 movies
from the last 50 years
and released the list of the most used
songs. Just before I give them, you got any guesses?
Just one, the most used song?
I don't know. Is it a song from
one of the Fast and the Furious movies?
Because there's been so many of them.
Same song to Fast and the Furious. No.
The fifth most used song
in movies is this. You won't know
the artist, but you'll know the song. It's by Rob Bass and DJ EZ Rock.
This song?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got no idea who sings this song, but it's in all the movies.
When they're putting a plan together.
Or they're doing like a makeover.
Have you seen the scene from The Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock?
Yeah, right, yeah.
Oh, so good.
That's number five.
Number four is this song by Norman Greenbaum.
Get on to the spirit of the sky.
You're driving somewhere.
Yeah.
You're on a journey.
Yeah, well, they've all just smoked weed for the first time.
That too.
And they're in a war movies.
Yes, Vietnam era.
Uses this, yeah.
Yes.
The third most used song in movies is by Salt-N-Pepa.
Yeah.
Push It.
It's got a good vibe.
Yeah.
This feels like montage music as well.
Does, eh?
Yeah.
The second most used song in movies of all time is by Queen and David Bowie.
Isn't it weird how instantly when you hear it, it just has a movie vibe?
What movie does this give you?
This was on Minions.
This was on Happy Feet.
This was on Sing.
So all cartoons.
Well, a lot of cartoons.
Yeah. The number one most used song in movies of all time.
I did not predict this at all, but it is...
This right here from MC Hammer.
Which is good.
As a man who spent $30 million on a gold-plated electric gate for his house...
Did he?
He bankrupted himself.
He needs some royalties.
There was a show, a reality show about him.
Yeah, yeah.
This is in Tropic Thunder, Into the Wild, Grown Ups 2.
That movie, The Untouchables.
Was it?
Oh.
I've got a game for you guys,
and we'll get the producers in to play this as well.
I'm excited. I've got a movie song, and I need we'll get the producers in to play this as well.
I'm excited.
I've got a movie song,
and I need you to tell me what movie it was in.
Okay, there's three of these,
and we'll see how you guys go.
You guys want to play?
Okay.
Yeah, buzz in with your name.
I'd just love if the producers were like, nah.
Well, you need to get this too,
because it's a What's the Plot Day today,
so let's check your movie knowledge.
Yeah, it's warm up.
What movie was this song in?
Buzz in with your name.
Hookah, shaka, hookah, hookah.
Ben.
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Oh, he's done it.
Oh, yeah.
He's done it.
Nice work.
Okay, what movie was this song in?
Ben.
Yeah, Ben.
Quite a lot
but I go to Shrek.
Oh, what?
Was it in Shrek?
Not the one I've got written down, sorry.
Options are still open.
The Breakfast Club?
No, it's not that old.
This is Vampire Weekend, by the way.
It's from the 2000s.
Is this like something Seth Rogen-y?
Ish.
Something along those lines.
One of those movies.
Will Ferrell.
Opening scene.
Step Brothers. Step Brothers is correct
Is it Step Brothers?
I'm gonna guess that
And one more
If you don't get this one
Where have you been?
What movie does this song come from?
Brie
Brie
The Matrix
It is The Matrix
Who sings it for a
Who made it?
Is it Keanu Reeves?
This is The Propeller Heads and Spy Brakes.
Such a good song, eh?
The new Matrix trailer drops tomorrow as well
for the new Matrix movie.
I'm so pumped for that.
I'm going to watch all of the old Matrixes this weekend.
We'll set aside an entire day then.
They're very long, aren't they?
They get longer and longer.
Maybe just I'll watch the first one.
Bree and Clint.
Time for the latest.
From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
The Lord publicity machine is in full swing and she does it so well.
She gets the best covers and it turns out she does the best covers too.
Dean's here to tell us all about it.
Hey, Dean.
Hi, Dean.
Hi, guys.
I could not agree more with you. She's on the cover of Vogue for October.
Lord, don't hold back.
Just go for the biggest, most famous
magazine in the world, why don't you?
Now, obviously, phenomenal.
Article's incredible, but what has really
got everyone talking is a video
that they make. Because, you know, Vogue do all these
lots of video content now and it's really really breathtaking lord has covered britney
spears she actually covered a britney spears song called break the ice i want you guys to have a
listen to this this is lord it's actually shot in um in bison tentacle park in in new york city
beautiful have a listen to this i think it's actually really cool.
She's so cool.
Does anyone know that Britney song?
Don't know it, but it sounds like a Lorde song now to me Oh you know it Dean
Trust Lorde to go and pick an alternative Britney song as well
I was hoping she was going to do Toxic or Hit Me Baby one more time
But that's cool too
This is it here
I know I shouldn't have kept you waiting
Oh no I know this song
You do know it?
I know it, It just sounded quite different
Yeah, it's bang up
You just don't know
the Lord version
The Lord
Because you know what?
The Lord version
sounds so Lord to me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That I'm like
this is a Lord song
Yeah
Dean, I was looking
at the Vogue cover
and producer Ben's
review of it was
it's high fashion
obviously
he said
is Lord wearing one of those metallic survival blankets
that you take into the bush with you?
It does look like that.
It does look a bit like that.
It does look like she's been on the Tonga Wairoa crossing
a bit too long.
And they had to put one of those around her to warm her up.
There's the latest,
filled by Pepsi Max,
Max Tastes Zero Sugars,
with our Hollywood correspondent and Britney expert, Dee McCarthy.
Bree and Clint.
Let's talk town slogans.
There is a man who is a data analytics expert
who has dedicated his lockdown to finding out
what is New Zealand's worst town slogan.
Oh, I love this.
I love hearing the slogans that obviously have gone through, you know,
lots of people where
they've all tried to come up with something that just
says whatever that town
is. Remember too that councils
pay, like,
advertising agencies hundreds
of thousands of dollars to come up with these.
I didn't know that. Yes. I mean, some
of them don't. Some of them just get around the boardroom and go.
You know, let's all put our heads together at the town hall and we'll come up with something. Sometimes. I mean, some of them don't. Some of them just get around the boardroom and go. You know, let's all put our heads together at the town hall
and we'll come up with something.
Sometimes that happens, but some of them get big deal agencies
in to come up with these things, and this is the results.
We'll go through some of them.
I've actually got the quarterfinalists, the top eight.
But before that, some that didn't quite make the quarterfinals,
the town slogan for Timaru,aru we went earlier this year.
Tim is hard.
Oh, no.
I don't mind that one.
Tim is hard with a Z.
Canterbury.
It's not with a Z, is it?
Yeah, Tim is hard, one word.
Oh, my God, amazing.
Canterbury, home of producer Ben and producer Anastasia.
Not Christchurch, the wider Canterbury area.
Of course you Canterbury.
Wairoa.
The town slogan for Wairoa,
the way New Zealand used to be.
Oh my God.
Oh, actually, sorry,
Timaru's town slogan,
that was unofficial.
The actual Timaru slogan is
touch,
feel, touch, taste
Timaru. Which I just say
right now, not COVID appropriate.
No. Sorry. I need to go with Tim
is hard. I need to go with Tim is hard.
Here you go. Here are your quarter finalists for the
worst town slogan in New Zealand. By the way, it's
worst, cringiest, funniest
slogan. That's the criteria.
In the quarter finals is Danny Virk.
Take a liking to a Viking. Danny Virk. Take a liking to a Viking.
Danny Virk.
Nah, don't mind that.
Really?
Don't mind it.
Is it Viking country?
Must be.
Surely there's some Viking connection.
Or else they just really thought that was funny,
even if it's not Viking country.
Okay, it's a good one.
What about Porirua P-Town?
We've talked about this one before.
Yeah.
And I mean, it sums it up.
Hey.
No, I'm saying, as it sums it up, that's what the people call it.
P-Town.
Yeah.
Oh, right.
I thought you were saying there's a lot of...
No, actually, you know what you were saying.
Yep, sweet.
Yeah, let's go with what you were saying.
Oh, no.
That's not what I was saying.
I thought you were saying that Petty Gower doco was filmed there.
Oh, no.
The Hut Valley is a quarter finalist for the worst town slogan.
Shout out to everybody in the Hut. was filmed there. Oh, no. The Hut Valley is a quarter finalist for the worst town slogan.
Shout out to everybody in the Hut.
The town slogan of the Hut Valley is Right up my Hut Valley.
Nah, I love that.
Nah.
I love it.
Nah, that's a shocker.
Right up the Hut.
No, right?
It's more personal than that.
Right up my Hut Valley.
Right up my Hut.
Stay out of my Hut Valley.
Don't stick anything up my Hut Valley. Duned my hut. Stay out of my hut valley. Don't stick anything up my hut valley.
Dunedin's is a shocker.
Right up my hut valley.
I'm still loving that one.
Dunedin used to get stuck with the university's former slogan,
and the former Otago University slogan was,
Get over it.
Which is such a shocker.
It was like, it's really cold in Dunedin.
Get over it. Is that what their slogan
was? The university slogan used
to be that. And so Dunedin as a whole
ended up getting it. But it's not the Dunedin
Town slogan is. It's not exactly
Edinburgh, but it sort of is.
No, I love that.
It's making a bit of fun.
It's that or a pretty good
plan D is the slogan for Dunedin.
That's good too.
I'm on board.
All right, it's good.
Bulls, town slogan, a town obsessed with cattle.
Their town slogan is herd of bulls, a town like no udder.
It's a double.
Herd of bulls.
Yeah, it's good.
A town like no udder.
And I wouldn't expect anything less because if you've been to Bulls. It's incredible. Oh my Yeah, it's good. And I wouldn't expect anything less
because if you've been to bulls...
It's incredible.
Oh my God, it's brilliant.
Tuatapere slogan is the New Zealand sausage capital.
Oh yeah, what have they got?
See when Fletch, Maud and Megan put up that giant sausage statue?
It was in Tuatapere.
And then it got knocked down by the storm, didn't it?
Yeah, right.
It's the sausage capital.
They should go, Tuatapere, it's a got knocked down by the storm, didn't it? Yeah, right. It's the sausage capital. They should go Tuatapere.
It's a real sausage fest.
That's good.
That's good.
You should put that in.
Two more.
Stokes Valley is nominated as a quarterfinalist for New Zealand's worst town slogan.
Stokes Valley, better than you imagine.
That's pretty good.
It's too close to better than you think.
Yeah, it's all right. It's too close to, it's better than you think. Yeah, it's alright.
And finally, Featherston.
Featherston's town slogan is Featherston.
If you lived here, you'd be home by now.
Oh, that's very clever.
It is not, it is not.
Because they're playing on the fact that you don't spend any time in traffic.
That one to me says Featherston.
Please don't leave. I'm moving says Featherston. Please don't leave.
I'm moving to Featherston.
Are you though?
Well, we'll see how lockdown goes.
It's better than Auckland's one.
Auckland.
COVID.
You know?
Auckland.
Lockdown.
This might be for people who are looking for a career change.
Yes.
And it's a bit of a different one, but just hear me out.
This woman has spoken out.
She's from Texas.
I actually have seen this woman on TikTok before.
She's got over 2 million followers on TikTok.
Okay.
It's not OnlyFans, is it?
You're not going to suggest OnlyFans?
No, no, it's not OnlyFans.
I need a lot of fake tan. No, it's not OnlyFans, is it? You're not going to suggest OnlyFans? No, no, it's not OnlyFans. I need a lot of fake tan.
No, it's not OnlyFans.
This woman, she's a mum.
She decided that she was going to quit her job last year
and she was going to make a shift and do something a little bit different.
That's so inspiring.
My mum did that when we were kids.
Did she?
Yeah, complete career change.
Went back to university, studied to become a teacher while we were kids.
You know how much courage that takes?
Oh, yeah.
Especially when you've got three kids.
Yeah, especially with three kids.
And then she got pregnant.
Again?
Yeah.
When she was at uni?
Yes, while she was at uni.
Oh, my God.
Brave and crazy.
That's amazing.
Well, maybe your mum could have another career change if she's interested in this.
This mum decided that she was going to go dumpster diving
and make it her full-time profession.
Right.
Okay, sweet.
No, hear me out.
You're suggesting that my mum goes dumpster diving?
No, hear me out.
Okay.
So if you haven't seen this woman on TikTok, it's so fascinating.
She goes to certain – it's not just any old trash can.
She goes to like certain obviously big companies, buildings, you know,
like I'm not going to name any because maybe people will go to these dumpsters.
Yeah.
But she goes to certain places and she sees all the stuff that people throw out
and she goes through it and she gets it all and she resells it.
Wow.
So it's going to be thrown out.
It's all brand new stuff.
Yeah.
Like product that these companies...
And what, she puts it on Trade Me kind of thing?
Yeah.
Or she has, I think she has garage sales.
She does everything.
She does all this stuff.
You know how much this woman is making?
How much?
Per week, this woman is making, going dumpster diving,
$1,400 a week.
Whoa.
So do you want to hear some of the stuff that she finds?
Yeah, okay, yeah.
It's quite interesting.
She said she finds everything from a lot of different kind
of makeup products.
She says she finds a lot of...
What, she sells used makeup?
No, it's not used.
Right.
This is what I'm saying. It's from like a place like Chemist Warehouse and they've got all this
stock and I'm not sure, something might have a bump in it so they can't sell it or, you know,
nothing's used.
Okay.
It's all stuff that they just couldn't use it for some reason.
Right.
Yeah, so she finds all different types of skincare products. One time she said she found a whopping $1,500 worth of skincare products
in one place.
She finds a coffee machine.
She found a place had thrown out a coffee machine that was in the box,
unopened, and it was worth $1,400.
Wow, okay.
And so she resells stuff like that.
She said bed sheets, pillows,400. Wow, okay. And so she resells stuff like that. She said bedsheets, pillows, blankets, towels,
all the kind of odd bits.
She goes to a pet store where she finds all different types of pets, toys.
A dog someone's chucked out.
She gets a dog and she resells that on.
Just all different types of stuff.
It actually has, like it's upcycling and it is a form of recycling.
So it's got like real good benefits on that side of it.
You have to be a hustler.
You have to be, if you want to do something like this,
you don't necessarily have to go dumpster diving,
but people make careers out of secondhand
and running trainly stores and stuff like that.
But you've got to be a hustler
because if you don't work that week,
you won't have any products to sell the next week.
That's the only other thing.
Well, that's it.
You can have a bum week in your job and sort of mooch around for a bit. But in this job, if you don't work that week, you won't have any products to sell the next week. That's the only other thing. Well, that's it. You can have a bum week in your job
and sort of mooch around for a bit.
But in this job, if you don't work, you don't eat.
You're on the grind.
Yeah.
You're jumping in and out of places.
You know, you're swimming around in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She should invest in a rubbish truck
and then bring the rubbish to her, you know?
See, that's a great idea.
I'm just trying to see if I can find her TikTok,
if anyone wanted to find this woman on TikTok.
It's fascinating stuff.
I don't think they've put it on here,
but if you search dumpster diving on TikTok,
it'll take you to this woman.
It's really interesting.
Good, okay.
We've actually organised with security
to get you access to the bins downstairs.
Already checked out there.
Nothing much good.
Yeah, right, okay. You sure you there. Nothing much good. Yeah, right.
Okay.
You sure you checked?
You don't smell like you checked.
Come over here and smell me.
No, I'm good.
Time for a morale boosting request.
We can't judge this one on our own.
We need an independent judge.
I feel it's going to be too hard.
Yeah, broad category.
Someone who knows their bangers.
To call 0800DIALS at M right now.
Someone who can effectively go, yeah, I know a banger.
I can help you pick the song that will boost the mood of the nation.
And while we wait for that person to call 0800DIALS at M,
let's start working our way through the list.
Is it going to be... The GOat, Avicii in Levels?
Can't say it's not a banger, right?
It is a banger.
Okay, it's in.
Before we even get a judge, is it going to be Pitbull?
And Neo, Time Of Our Lives?
Pitbull does cop it a little bit. I want the time of my life. And Neo, Time of Our Lives. Oh, baby.
Pitbull does cop it a little bit.
No, but the song is so good.
It is very good.
Defer to Reece then.
Reece is Pitbull, Time of Our Lives.
Is that going in?
I want the time of my life.
It's a bit of a no from me.
Okay.
Yeah, I kind of felt like that, Reece, too.
We need people to be decisive, so that's fine.
Is it going to be The Killers?
It doesn't have to win.
You just have to say whether it's in or out at this stage.
Is it in?
Definitely in.
Definitely in.
Okay.
Is it going to be this song here from Alex Gordino,
Destination Calabria?
I'm putting it in. I'm putting it in.
I'm putting it in.
I love this song.
Yeah.
Such a banger.
Two more on the chopping block,
the Venga Boys.
Big race.
Is this in, race?
Yeah, it's in.
Yeah, it's in.
Yeah, it's got to go in's in Yeah, it's gotta go in
And finally
Indoor and Pump It Up
It's very repetitive, this song
It's so good, though
Okay, it's in
Rhys, our finalists are
Mr Brightside from The Killers
Avicii Levels
Destination Calabria
Boom Boom Boom or Pump It Up?
Oh my God, there's so many.
Does everybody know what they want to vote for?
I know.
You know.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go, everybody.
Say it in three, two, one.
Destination Calabria.
Right side.
Oh, wait.
What did you say, Rhys?
I said The Killers.
Oh, there you go.
So did I.
We got a morale boosting request, everybody.
We got it, Rhys.
Here you go.
It's the song to boost the mood of the nation today.
It's the killers of Mr. Brightside.
This is exciting times because there's been an awards
for the New Zealand's best batches.
Best what, sorry?
Best batches.
Careful how you pronounce that one.
Best batch.
What's up, batch?
What's up, my batch?
That's batch.
Okay, where are the hottest batches in New Zealand?
So it was quite interesting to read how they actually figure out,
you know, what is the best batches in New Zealand.
Yeah.
So apparently they judge on the amount of bookings
and reviews
that are done on these batches.
Oh, so they're batches that you can rent?
Yes.
Right, okay.
So batches you can rent and all of this is done,
all of this statistics stuff is done over the past year.
Right.
So visitor feedback is taken into account
and their overall appeal for family holidays.
Okay.
Yeah, so the bit goes into it.
So you can rent these.
I thought it was going to be a list of unaffordable batches
you'll never be able to buy.
But if I can rent a weekend there, that's quite good.
Okay, hit me with some finalists.
So the long list of winning properties includes a converted barn in Ragland.
Cool.
There's also a holiday home on the Carpity Coast
with space for 25 plus or more.
Stag do.
So there's an array of different stuff.
I'm going to give you the top three.
Okay.
So the first, number three, coming in number three,
is a place in Owakuni called Red Rock Hut,
which takes home the bronze.
Let me tell you a bit about it.
It's an all-year-round alpine appeal.
Oh, it looks cool. Three bedrooms, two bathrooms, generous living space for outdoorsy families, Tongariro crossing
on your doorstep. So you'll want to pack boots, skis, bikes and everything else to explore.
Good. I was going to say not keen to go to Ohakuni when it's not winter, but I guess
this is the crossing. So, yep, cool.
So that's pretty cool.
Coming in at number two, in second place,
the Silver Award went to my personal favourite place in nearly all of New Zealand, Ha-Hei.
Oh, in the Coromandel.
In the Coromandel.
I've been there a million times.
I think it's stunning.
And a place called the Ha-Hei Ocean Dream took out
second place. So it's got
covered decking, large frame windows.
It's within walking distance
of Ha-Hei Beach and Cathedral Cove.
Beautiful. I'm looking at it now. It'll be
a $3 million house. It's very dreamy.
So you can literally just walk out
onto the beach. It's also got a sleep out for
the kids. Oh yeah, whack them in the sleep out.
If you want to have your own space. Yep, good. And let's talk about the winner. It's also got a sleep out for the kids. Oh, yeah, whack them in the sleep out. If you want to have your own space.
Yep, good.
And let's talk about the winner.
The winner.
The winner.
Come on, some love for the South Islanders.
It's a place called Collie's Beach House and it was in Auckland, Northland.
Oh, what?
In Auckland or Northland?
Sorry, Auckland, Northland Divide. Oh, right there on the boundary. Sorry, on the Auckland, Northland Div Oh, what? In Auckland or Northland? Sorry, Auckland Northland Divide.
Oh, right there on the boundary.
On the Auckland Northland Divide, yeah.
Geez, I wonder if it's level two or level four.
I don't know.
It's got nine bedrooms though, large families or groups,
and it's just 30 metres from the front door to the surf.
Oh, there you go.
Okay, cool.
If you want to have a look at those places, it's on the NZ Herald.
They're amazing.
Yeah, there you go.
Something to aspire to once we get out of lockdown.
Get your bookings now and just hope that there's not another lockdown.
They're probably booked out for like six years.
Brie and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.
Not really.
But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,
that she can do.
Brie and Clint's What's The Plot?
Our movie guessing game where we have never had this much money up for grabs,
$1,150 cash.
It's high stakes.
It is high stakes. It's the highest it's been.
If you win, you get that.
If Bree wins...
I get it.
She doesn't get it.
No, there's never a game where you get it.
No.
Unfortunately, you're just playing for...
You're just playing...
The cred.
Yeah, the cred and to starve the people of money.
That's enough for me.
Today, is this a bad omen?
You're taking on Brianna.
Hi, Brianna.
Hello.
Hello, me.
Who's the only person capable of taking Bri down this year?
Herself.
Well, we're about to find out.
Your buzzer, Bri, will be Bri.
And Bri, your buzzer will be Bri.
But I'll be able to tell the difference.
Oh, okay. I'll be able to tell the difference. Okay?
Oh, okay.
I'll be able
to tell the difference.
I was like,
well,
what are you going
to do here?
But if you both buzz in
and I go,
that was Bree,
we may get confused.
Explain the rules
before I give the theme
so you don't have
enough time
to think about it.
The rules are
you buzz in with your name,
you don't have to wait
for me to finish the plot.
If you get it wrong,
the other person
gets a free guess.
If you both get it wrong,
I'll carry on
and it's first
to two correct movie plots wins the game.
Okay.
Easy as that.
Today's theme comes from the people.
It has been texted.
And today, we're going to start as soon as I give this theme.
As soon as I give it.
Today the theme is Adam Sandler movies.
Here we go.
Movie number one.
A single man who drinks too much.
A father of three daughters who rarely sees them.
A guy who is overweight and unemployed.
A henpecked...
Brie.
Brie.
Brie.
Grown-ups.
Oh, you were both so close on that one.
What were you going to say, Brie, on the phone?
What movie were you going to say?
The same.
Grown-ups?
Yeah. You guys are probably equal at this Same? Grown Ups? Yeah.
You guys are probably equal at this stage.
Grown Ups is correct.
Radio Bree gets the points.
Movie number two.
Raised by his overprotective mother, Helen, our hero...
Brie, the water boy.
Oh, no.
I feel like Brie must have been cheating.
That was quick.
I am a big Adam Sandler movie fan
and the water boy has been added to streaming platforms.
Shall we play one more?
I'm going to say...
Let's play again.
And if you can get this one.
No, that's not how it works.
We can play one more for 50 KFC chicken dollars,
but we can't play again for the total price.
Right, let's play one more. Because that's unfair to everybody you've beaten so far.
I mean, that is true.
Would you like to play for some chicken, Brie?
I could play for some chicken.
All right, here we go.
The last one.
This is do or die, this one.
A Playboy vet meets his...
Brie, 50 first dates.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my goodness.
Brie, we're going to give you the KFC anyway.
You got the chicken dollars, mate.
Okay, next week we'll play for...
Thank you.
You're welcome.
$1,200.
That was my round to win.
Another theme, please.
One that's not so far up Bree's alley.
Yeah, maybe more like period films.
Like that are set back in the day.
Oh, I thought you meant menstruation films.
No.
I was like, that's not a genre I'm familiar with.
No, like the Pride of the Prejudice and that type of thing.
Oh, my God. I was like the pride of the prejudice and that type of thing. Oh, my God.
I was like, blood diamonds.
Right, got a bit of a situation where we can all weigh in on this
and I'd love people who are listening to have their opinion on this as well.
It's quite interesting.
Someone has messaged about a situation that's going on between her,
her sister, and her sister's new boyfriend.
Okay. So situation is, she says, my sister got a new boyfriend and I'm sure,
I'm sorry, I've taken that part out. My sister got a new boyfriend. I don't think I even have
to say his name, but I've named my dog the same thing. Oh, okay.
I named the dog just after I met him.
So I hadn't known him for a long time, but I thought that his name,
Brad, would be a fun name to give my dog.
Right.
He came over the other day and he asked me,
what's your dog's name?
I laughed a little and I said that his name was
also Brad. He looked at me for a second and asked if I was joking or not and I told him no,
his name is actually Brad. After his whole mood flipped and for the remainder of the visit,
it was just uncomfortable. He then asked me to change the name of my dog
as it was disrespecting him.
My sister backed him on this
and they haven't spoken to me since.
Right.
Okay.
Is that all the information?
Yeah.
And you want to know who's the a-hole in this situation?
The sister who named the dog Brad is the a-hole.
She has done this intentionally
and look, she did this to get a rise out of her sister
And now that she's got it, she's going
What, am I the bad guy?
What did I do?
What did I do?
What did I do wrong?
I love the name Brad
I wanted to call my dog Brad
You did not
You never wanted to call your dog Brad
And the only way this would be acceptable
Is if your sister was dating a guy called Bingo
Or Benji Or Rex, you know?
Yeah, true.
That's the only way you could go, look, I love you and I'm happy for you and your new relationship.
But I've actually always dreamed of, I actually had that name picked out for my dog.
Even then, even then, like.
You know what?
I've just had an idea because I totally agree with you.
You do?
Okay, thank God.
I was like, I thought you were going to go in for the dog lady.
No, no, no.
The sister's been super pass-ag.
Yeah.
Like it's so passive-aggressive.
It is passive-aggressive.
It's so passive-aggressive.
Just change the dog's name.
Yeah.
Like just don't even go there.
Yeah.
If it upsets him, change the name.
But I just had an idea of what we could get people to call with.
Yeah.
I want people to call 0800DIALZM.
Does your animal have a human's name?
Oh, right.
Yeah, I like this.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I, besides this story, I think naming your dog Brad,
great name for a dog.
No, no, no, no, not a great name for a dog.
No, I love human names. Like my next dog, I'm going to name it Dam dog. No, no, no, no, not a great name for a dog. No, I love human names.
Like my next dog, I'm going to name it Damien.
Yeah.
So there's a weird imaginary line where some names are too human for animals,
like Stephen.
What about Susan?
Like Susan.
I'd love to name a cat Susan.
If you had a cat called Susan or a cat called Stephen, it's weird.
But if you had a dog called Billy, it's a bit different, right? I don't know where the line is, but a dog called Billy, that is a human name, but I can see a dog being called Stephen. It's weird. But if you had a dog called Billy, it's a bit different, right?
I don't know where the line is, but a dog called Billy,
that is a human name.
But I can see a dog being called that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I mean, I just want to get a dog and name it Ron.
Or Gareth.
Yeah.
Or do you reckon Ross would mind if I named my next dog Ross?
You'd be in the same.
He wouldn't mind.
Ross would actually love it.
He'd take it as a compliment. I think he'd actually love it. Yeah, yeah, Ross. You'd be in the same, he wouldn't mind. Ross would actually love it. He'd take it as a compliment.
I think he'd actually love it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, does your animal have an overly human name?
Yeah, superhuman name that you've given your animal.
0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.
Where are the Jenny's at?
Yeah, the Margaret's.
Where's Margaret the dog?
I love it.
I think it's so good.
Oh, it does it is.
I love this conversation so much.
It brings me so much joy and I don't know why.
We're discussing human names for pets.
I'm on board.
I love it.
I named my dog Whitney Houston.
Yeah, it's jarring when you find out the animal doesn't have an animal name,
you know?
At first.
No, I love it.
I love it so much.
They become that personality, though,
and I don't know what the personality of a Stephen is,
but the cat takes on the personality of that name.
The texts on this are so good.
Someone, I'm just going to read out a few.
Someone said, our dog's name is Dennis.
He's a Jack Russell and he suits it.
Dennis the Menace.
Dennis the Menace.
That's so true.
Someone else said, I had a dog called Richard because he was a dick.
Yeah, that makes sense too.
That's very good.
Someone said, we rescued two ducklings and we raised them at home.
We named them Nathan and Phil.
That's so good.
Shout out to the person who has a chicken called Louise, by the way.
Let's speak first to Leah.
Hi, Leah.
Hi, Leah.
Hi.
Do your pets have human names?
So we adopted our dog and its name was Sophie,
which was my sister's name.
So obviously we had to change it to Lola.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
You could have got away with it because you didn't come up with the name,
you know?
Yeah.
Your sister couldn't get offended.
I bet Sophie wouldn't have been a fan of it, though.
You didn't like it.
She would have been a bit upset if we said the dogs had an accident on the
ground, you know, calling it by Sophie and all.
Oh, no.
Sophie's shat on the carpet again.
Oh, bloody hell, Sophie.
No, I can see what you're talking about.
That's good.
Someone else texted through and they said, my ex
had a dog named Kelly when I met her. I thought it was a funny name for a dog
especially given that my name is also Kelly. There were a couple of times
when I had to ask, are you talking to me or the dog?
Kelly's in the dog box. Let's go to James. Hi, James. Hi, James.
Hey, guys. What's the animal first?
We have two puppies.
Well, about a year old now, so they're still classed as puppies.
Cute.
Wait, you got two puppies at once?
About a month apart, yeah.
Oh, brave.
Brave, James.
Mad man.
Okay, what did you name them?
Charles and Camilla.
Are they corgis?
No.
Charles is a golden retriever and Millie or Camilla is a British bulldog.
Oh, okay.
That's so good.
Are you devout royalists?
Is that why you did it?
No, I just like to take the piss, to be honest.
Fair enough.
That's why I love it so much.
Let's go to Ben.
Hi, Ben.
G'day, Ben.
Hey there.
What's the animal we're talking?
So my girlfriend has a cat also named Ben.
Your name is Ben and your girlfriend has a cat called Ben.
Who came first?
The cat by about 10 years.
Yeah, right.
So couldn't really change it at that point, could you?
No.
Have you thought about changing your name?
Not just yet.
Two Bens in the bed, lucky lady, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah, she actually told her mum once that Ben sat in the bed
and she had to ask her mum if she could lose the toilet.
Ben's in the bed.
So good.
We're just going to assume it was you, actually, Ben,
and I'm not going to give you the chance to change our mind.
Let's go to Nicky.
Hi, Nicky.
G'day, Nicky.
Hi, Kelda. How are you doing? to change our mind. Let's go to Nikki. Hi, Nikki. G'day, Nikki. Hi.
Kia ora.
How are you doing?
Good, thank you.
What's the animals?
So it's my work friend.
She has a cat and a dog.
The cat's name is Linda.
Wonderful.
Linda.
Love that name.
Yes.
Good.
I love it too.
But the dog's name is the beautiful name Clint.
You're kidding.
No, no.
And the funny thing is one day her six-year-old came into the office and she wrote down the name of the dog
and she was taking it around showing everybody
that she'd forgotten to write the letter N.
No, she had not.
She had not.
Everyone thought his name was something else. Hey, Nicky, question. Story had not. It was something else.
Hey, Nicky, question.
Story of my bloody life, Nicky.
Question, has the dog Clint been fixed?
I think so, yeah.
Yeah, we're looking to get ours fixed here as well.
My wife's looking to get me spayed too.
Good idea, good idea.
If they haven't, we can get two for one deal, you know?
Yeah, two for one. Two Clint's for the price of one. idea, good idea. If they haven't, we can get two for one deal, you know? Yeah, two for one.
Two Clint's for the price of one.
Thanks, Nicky. So good. Alright, guys.
See ya. See ya.
Clint the dog. I love it.
I'm here for it, guys. Keep
doing it. Can I name my dog Clint?
Nah, too far, eh? Oh, Clint
Junior. Yeah, that's good.
Bree and Clint.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday All right, let's find a birthday banger for a Thursday.
Three people's birthdays.
What was number one on their 16th?
We'll start with Grace.
Kia ora, Grace.
Hi, Grace.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm good, thank you.
How are you?
Not too bad, thank you, Grace.
Let's do your birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
The 22nd of February, 2001. All right, you? Not too bad. Thank you, Grace. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 22nd of February, 2001.
All right.
You were 16 in 2017.
And on the 22nd of February, back in 2017, this was number one.
I'm in love with the shape of you.
We're pushing pull like a magnet.
And that was number one in every single country around the world.
Yeah, that was huge, that song.
Do you like it, Grace?
You're an Ed Sheeran fan?
Yeah, it's good, eh?
Yeah.
Ed Sheeran's phenomenal.
Can't go wrong.
Okay, good birthday banger.
Let's go to Amy.
Hi, Amy.
G'day, Amy.
Hi, how are you?
Good.
How is your day going?
Yeah, it's good, thank you.
That's good to hear.
What's your birthday, Amy?
11th of May, 1993.
All right, you were 16 in 2009.
And on the 11th of May, your 16th birthday, this was number one.
I've got some questions in my mind
But definitely need some answers by now
I love this song.
Smash Proof and Gin Wigmore, brother.
Do you like this song, Amy?
I'm pretty sure that was my SingStar song.
Yeah.
It was pretty good.
Did this make it onto SingStar?
I think so.
They did a New Zealand one, eh?
If not, it was my carpool karaoke song.
Oh, there you go.
So it would speak for you.
It makes sense.
It's your birthday banger.
I want to hear Amy do the rap.
That's good.
Let's go to Simon.
Hey, Simon.
G'day, Simon.
Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How's your day going? Yeah I want to hear Amy do the rap. That's good. Let's go to Simon. Hey, Simon. G'day, Simon. Hey, how are you?
Good, mate.
How's your day going?
Yeah, not bad, not bad.
Good to hear, Simon.
What's your birthday?
2nd of November, 1988.
All right, Simon.
You were 16 in 2004.
And on the 2nd of November, back in the early 2000s,
this had a number one hit.
It started when we were younger.
You were mine. Oh, man. 2000s, this had a number one hit.
Oh, man.
Simon, I so thought I knew what I was going to vote for.
And then you come through with Usher and Alicia Keys, My Boo.
It's not bad.
It's not bad at all.
It's a banger, Simon.
Yeah.
Okay, we've got some deliberating to do. What does your gut say?
Amy was really into hers.
Yeah.
But I do like that Usher song.
I'm going to vote for the Usher song if it swings you.
All right, I'll go with you.
I know that you love Usher.
Amy, I love your song.
Grace, great Ed Sheeran song.
Simon, you just won Birthday Banger.
Congratulations.
Mate, awesome.
Thank you very much.
Where are you calling us from?
Where are you in the country?
Tauranga.
Tauranga.
Okay.
Oh, jealous.
Here we go.
Enjoy some takeaways.
Here's your Birthday Banger winner,
Brian Clint.
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that's the winner
of birthday banger
from Usher
and Alicia Keys
it's my vote
yeah okay
we're gonna do
some Usher reminiscing
okay
Usher
yep he was signed
by Clive Davis
from that doco
that I watched
on Netflix
you can see it now
probably one of my
favourite artists
of all time.
Alicia Keys.
Yeah.
Clive Davis as well.
Oh, really?
There you go.
Yeah, mate.
I love this song.
He doesn't miss.
Usher.
He just doesn't.
Usher, baby.
We were just talking before about Furbies.
Who remembers Furbies?
Absolutely.
My family could never afford one.
Neither could we.
We got a defective one from the warehouse in one of those bargain bin sales.
And it was defective for a reason.
It didn't do anything, except in the middle of the night,
sometimes it would go, yummy.
And so for that reason, we left it outside.
It was too scary.
That is terrifying.
They came out in the late, I think late 90s.
This is what I reckon is the modern day version of a Furby
because a Furby back then was meant to be a robot
with a computer inside it,
and you were meant to be able to talk to it
and that sort of thing.
A Chinese electric car
manufacturer named x ping has announced its plan to release robotic unicorns robotic unicorns can
you sit on them you can sit kids can sit on it so we couldn't no you can't sit on it it's pitched
at kids it's a virtual pet that you can take for a walk. Oh my god, I've seen these. Yes.
And they like move and walk
and stuff. Yes. Yeah.
So they will follow you or you can set it to walk
in front of you. It's the size
of a large dog. It's like the size
of a Labrador kind of thing.
And
your kids can ride around on the back of it.
That would be worth a fortune.
Yeah, I think so.
I think it would be worth quite a lot.
But Furbies are worth quite a lot.
You know?
Furbies are expensive.
$70,000 to $70,000 is a bit different.
Yeah.
They're not $70,000.
You don't know how expensive they're going to be. How much are they?
Well, they haven't priced them yet.
Hopefully out in time for Christmas.
It's called Little White Dragon, but they're calling it a unicorn.
It will recognize objects in front of it.
It will be able to chase a ball if you throw a ball,
and it will be able to avoid obstacles in its path.
It also includes emotional interactions,
and it can interpret your body language.
So this is a real robot that you can have in your house.
I tell you what, parents are getting really crafty coming
up with every kind of which way
not to get a dog for the family.
I saw a really good meme today that said
the last 18 months has
been so emotionally traumatising
that Steve from Blue's Clues
was like, you know what, I need to address the nation.
And it's
true! Steve from Blue's Clues has come back
for the 25th year anniversary of Blue's Clues.
Have you seen Blue?
And he's given an update on what happened to him.
It was such a big show, wasn't it?
It was.
For kids in our generation, it was the show, right?
It was the Wiggles.
It was, I don't know.
It was something about Steve too.
It was kind of like a modern day play school.
But I mean play school is still happening.
And then he just disappeared.
You see him every day.
Remember they used to play the same episode every day for a week
so that it got drilled into your brain?
Genius.
You have to film five times less episodes.
I hated it when I was older and I knew what was going on.
I was like, watch this bloody episode.
And then all of a sudden Steve just disappears.
So what happened to him?
Here's Steve speaking this week.
No, this one.
Here's Steve speaking this week.
Do you remember how when we were younger we used to run around and hang out with Blue and find clues?
And then one day I was like, oh, hey, guess what?
Big news.
I'm leaving.
And then I got on a bus and I left.
And we didn't see each other for like a really long time.
Can we just talk about that?
Yeah, we didn't see each other for 20 years, Steve.
Where did you go, Steve?
You ghosted us, bro.
Literally.
You're the first man to ever ghost us.
Except some of us, some people's dads ghosted them too.
But let's not bring that up.
I reckon he went to meet his online girlfriend
that he'd been in a relationship with for 10 years,
but they'd never met.
And he was like, stuff this, I'm traveling.
I'm going to see who this woman is.
Yeah, and then he got there and he'd been scammed
and he was too embarrassed to come back.
There were so many rumors.
He got addicted to meth.
He started a heavy metal band.
He died.
He ran off with magenta and started a new life.
Well, Steve from Blue's Clues has finally cleared up the rumours.
I feel like I know this.
Do you?
I haven't read this story.
Yeah.
Is it something to do with his appearance?
No.
Oh.
No, here's the answer.
Because I realized that that was kind of abrupt. I just kind of got up and went to college. That
was really challenging, by the way, but great. I got to use my mind and take a step at a time.
And now I literally am doing many of the things that I wanted to do. We started out with clues, and now it's what?
Student loans, and jobs, and families,
and some of it has been kind of hard.
And I wanted to tell you that
I really couldn't have done all of that
without your help.
I guess I just wanted to say
that after all these years,
I never forgot you,
and I'm super glad we're still friends.
Apology accepted, Steve. And so are I, I never forgot you. And I'm super glad we're still friends. Apology accepted, Steve.
That's all right, I guess, Steve.
Actually, did he apologize?
I don't think he did.
Hang on a second.
Did he actually go to college?
Yeah, he went to college, yeah.
Was he really young?
Nah.
He just decided he wanted to go back to college.
Yeah, he was one of those Annoying adult students
Who asks all the questions
In the lectures
That is way smarter
Than all of us
And people are like
Wait you're Steve from Blue's Clues
You should have all the answers
I don't know the answer to this
Can I get a clue
Ha ha ha
Steve's like
Stop making that joke
He's like
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