ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 9th September 2021

Episode Date: September 9, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody and welcome back to the Usher Tribute Podcast Stop playing music on the podcast intro But it's good For God's sake, Ben, Ben How are we meant to do an Usher Tribute Podcast without playing any Usher? Ben's butthole tightens up every time you play music Alright, you know
Starting point is 00:00:25 It's your podcast It's gonna get pulled Nah it's not gonna get pulled Because I switch it fast Take it down No we don't need music I switch it I switch it on
Starting point is 00:00:33 Seven seconds is what you need So that Three Two One Can you play an Asher song I know I don't know any of those
Starting point is 00:00:41 I can play any Asher song You want This is longer than 7 seconds Bye podcast It's like whatever I've never heard that either Turn it down Do you know what I've been doing?
Starting point is 00:00:55 What? My daily Facebook memories check Where I don't go in here for nostalgia I go in here to see if there's anything in my past That's going to get me cancelled Can I just say Today, great day I don't go in here for nostalgia. I go in here to see if there's anything in my past that's going to get me cancelled. Can I just say, today, great day. We're all clear.
Starting point is 00:01:09 I'm going to take that. Hey, get that off! Usher celebrates. Oh, nice. Yeah, we're all good today. The most embarrassing status update from this day. Well, first of all, there's a photo with me. This is topical today.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Whoa, freaky. Picture of me and Buck Shelford Whoa That is creepy For those who don't know He's former All Black Captain And current contestant On Breeze TV show Celebrity Treasure Island
Starting point is 00:01:33 Also look how skinny I look Oh my god And look at Buck Yeah How old is that photo? 10 years ago From the 9th of September 2011
Starting point is 00:01:44 Wow Whoa And this is probably The most embarrassing Status update Old is that photo? 10 years ago. From the 9th of September, 2011. Wow. Whoa. And this is probably the most embarrassing status update. It just says, capital letters, Black Friday, everyone. Show your support for the boys. Dress in black today. Hashtag Black Friday.
Starting point is 00:01:59 What a hard out, eh? That's cool. What a hard out. Yeah, the boys. And yeah, other than than that We're all good Some stuff comes up And you just go Do you hide it? Delete
Starting point is 00:02:09 Delete it Delete What's something you've deleted? Good question Something you can talk about Well because it also shows you Comments that you've It's really good
Starting point is 00:02:20 It shows you comments You made on other posts On those days too So you can go And you go Oh that was a bit aggressive. Coming in a bit hot there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:27 You know when you're fast and loose and you're 22 and you go, Facebook won't be around forever. Well, guess what? It is. Yeah. Facebook's a public page. But I feel I only need to do, for one year, I only need to check my Facebook memories every day.
Starting point is 00:02:42 And after that, I should be good. That's a good way to think. Because everything I post now, sweet. I'm not going to regret anything now. Oh, there was that. Oh, sorry. What? If I need to know. You posted that picture of you in socks and
Starting point is 00:02:58 Birkenstocks. Oh, that's great. That's fine. That's a vibe. I reckon in 10 years you'll look back at that and go, what were you thinking? Comfy, mate. Comfy. Those were Birkenstock brand socks as well.
Starting point is 00:03:11 What? Yeah. He out here flexing. I know. Here's a tragedy for all my Birkenstock fam familiar. Birkenstock. Birkenstock. They stopped making socks.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Oh. I know. I thought it was trending. Obviously not enough people buying the Birkenstocks know I thought it was trending Obviously not enough people buying the Birkin socks Maybe everyone saw your pic in LA But they also Did you see they started making condoms They're called Birkin cocks
Starting point is 00:03:35 Oh yeah that's a good one As if the sandals weren't contraception enough That was good I like that one But also Just kidding But also I've got Birkenstocks
Starting point is 00:03:48 Yeah I love them I actually have They're fun to rip off They're bloody expensive You know what Birkenstocks are? Expensive They're rich people crocs
Starting point is 00:03:56 Yeah Because you wear them You know they're controversial No I reckon it's just Instead of like Warehouse thongs What? Yeah
Starting point is 00:04:04 It's like a... No, because there's nothing controversial about jandals. Yeah. But wearing Birkenstocks is controversial. Depends where in the world you are. Yeah. Yeah, true. If you're in Anastasia's home country.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Do you guys have... Is Haviana's a big brand here? Yeah. Yeah. It's the go-to jandal. Again, never buy them. I can't budget brand ones. I've had two pairs
Starting point is 00:04:25 ship themselves in one summer. Like, they've only lasted, my last two pairs have only lasted a summer. Right. So I'm off them.
Starting point is 00:04:32 But then I don't want to wear any others. Really? Because they look stupid. They are comfortable. The warehouse $2 ones? Yeah, that's what I get.
Starting point is 00:04:37 My uncle, $10 warehouse Birks. Yeah, shout out to my uncle Tim. He wears nothing but the double, I think it's, he calls it the double plug pluggers. No pants.
Starting point is 00:04:49 No, they're double plugged. They're called the double plug pluggers. Yeah, but you're saying he wears nothing but double pluggers. No, as in shoes. Oh, right. He's strictly, he's either wearing no shoes or a double plug plugger. Do you know what that is? I assume it's a jandal with two plugs.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Yeah, so in the back half, not the front half, obviously, but the back half has two plugs, so it's twice as durable. Oh, that's smart. The back half never gives out. It's the front where all the stress is. Show me a front double plugger. I think the back side connected to the jandal. I want two in the front.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Do you guys call them pluggers here? No, I've never heard that. That's a real Queensland term for it. Queensland. So you call the shoes pluggers here? No, I've never heard that. That's a real Queensland term for it. Queensland. So you call the shoes pluggers? Yeah, so he calls his thongs pluggers. Oh, yeah. We don't call them thongs either.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah, I freaked out and in the moment said thong, but I mean... Thong. I love the name thong. If you're having a double-plugged thong in New Zealand, that's uncomfortable. That means you've got... Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Two in the pink, one in the stink. No. Well, that'd be a triple-plugger. No, but technically that's a... No, a double-plugger is technically for five. Jeez, we're going to stick them all. So how about Birkenstocks, eh? Plot twist, if you lose your Birkenstocks
Starting point is 00:06:03 or they get smelly When they get too wet They'll send you a new pair Just buy the $10 ones From the warehouse Do they have fake Birkenstocks there? There's fake Birks there They actually last On the rubber one pair
Starting point is 00:06:13 They're real good Because if you get them wet They're gone Are they rubber ones? They do No They do have rubber ones They do have rubber ones
Starting point is 00:06:21 Kmart has them too But Birkenstocks have rubber ones Keen as two beans. When do my crocs arrive Anastasia? Good question. We're waiting. Anastasia's got a croc hook up for us. Bree's been offered to join in. She said no. I've already got like six pairs
Starting point is 00:06:36 from the last time we talked about it. I've wanted some of that but they don't fit me unfortunately. She's going to reach out she's sent our details on to another person who's going to put in our order and ask us our colours. Apparently, they've got some new season ones. Nice.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I picked out the good ones for Anastasia. Camo? Oh, my mates. Are you going the flames? My mates have camo ones. They're super trendy. They're a couple. Oh, actually, up until a month ago.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Sorry, no longer a couple. Don't worry. You don't have to correct yourself. They'll never hear, actually, up until a month ago. Sorry, no longer a couple. Their thing was... Don't worry, you don't have to correct yourself. They'll never hear this. Matching camo Crocs. Holy shit, this is boring, champ. You just always... Nah, big crack up. So they went through a little bit and then they broke up, but they're back together on the Crocs. No, they're not together.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Oh, so they're not together now. Oh my god. No, but isn't that a cool couple thing? Ha, well, that's just the wind-up music. Here comes the dolphin, everybody. Enjoy the podcast. Three, two, one. Seven seconds.
Starting point is 00:07:31 We go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Good, everybody. Welcome to the show. Brie and Clint, that's good news about the extra vaccines on their way. Can't wait to get my Spanish COVID-19 vaccination. Are they coming from Spain? Si. Oh, I love that. I hope Zorro's coming over with them.
Starting point is 00:08:08 He's Spanish, isn't he? This is how I will speak. After my Pfizer. Oh, here we are. After. That killed the moment, didn't it? My vaccination. Yeah, really put a dampener on it, didn't it?
Starting point is 00:08:23 It's all the same. Who only needs 15 seconds of it, didn't it? It's all the same. Who only needs 15 seconds of guitar, Spanish guitar music? Our sound effects department need a rocket put up them. Most men. I see what you're saying there. To be fair, a bit long. A little bit too long.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Today on the show, we're giving away $1,000 at 5 o'clock thanks to Celebrity Treasure Island. There's still time to text in the keyword, if you saw it on last night's Celebrity Treasure Island episodes to 9696, and we can call you back and go, hey, because you're a GB and you watched the first, one of the first three episodes, you get $1,000 cash. Pretty easy.
Starting point is 00:09:00 And if you've forgotten, and this is a reminder, then text it now to 9696 there you go the one simple keyword we'll call someone at five and give them that money
Starting point is 00:09:09 but we'll start the show with a tradie vs lady another tie game we're at 73 games all again you wouldn't even write about this would you
Starting point is 00:09:18 nah I mean the Herald I wouldn't I wouldn't write about it ever but the Herald could if they're struggling for content
Starting point is 00:09:24 yeah they could actually. We might send it to them actually. Do you think there's not much news around at the moment? Do you think there's not many big news stories? I don't know, maybe. If you want to play Tradie vs Lady, you can call us now. 0800 DIAL ZM and you can pick up 50 bucks. Yeah, it's easy.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Well, we haven't written the questions yet, but it'll be easy. It'll be easy. We'll make sure they're easy. We'll try. We'll do it after new Ed Sheeran called Visiting Hours on ZM. I wish they had them. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Tradies versus ladies. All right, we are all tied up again for the year. 73 wins apiece for the tradies and the ladies. Let's meet our lady first. She's from the Maite Waikato. She's 28 and she has done an 18 minute wall sit. Damn, she's got thighs of
Starting point is 00:10:14 concrete or steel or something. Welcome to the show, Hayley. G'day, Hayley. Do you do crossfit or what kind of exercising do you do? I just do general boot camps and stuff. Yeah, right. Nothing too exciting.
Starting point is 00:10:29 I just wanted to beat someone's challenge, so I was very determined. Amazing. 18 minutes. Yeah, okay, cool. My thighs burn just thinking about that. I don't know if I'll be able to do it again. Yeah, right, especially not after lockdown. I bet you $100, Hayley, $100.
Starting point is 00:10:45 If you film it and you do it again, I will give you $100. Okay, I'll hold you to that. All right, let's go. Message me on Instagram. Bree's banking on the fact that she hopes you won't be able to upload an 18-minute video. Let's meet your competitor today. Yeah, go, Hayley. She's a tradie.
Starting point is 00:11:03 She's from Tamaki Makaurau, Auckland. She's 33, and she's extremely double-jointed. Hello, Helena. Hello. What makes someone extremely double-jointed, Helena? Oh, I can touch my thumb backwards and touch the back of my wrist, the back of my arm. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:20 That's cool. Is every joint double-jointed or just those? No, everything. I remember when I tried hot yoga once, the instructor told me to stop overextending everything because everything sort of pokes out on the other side. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Well, I got very different comments when I did hot yoga. I'm not extending enough. If the yoga teacher tells you to stop being so flexible, you know there's something going on. You probably shouldn't be at yoga. You're already good. Too good for yoga. Okay, here we go. Your buzzers today, I need you to be nice and clear.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Hayley, your buzzer is lady. Halina, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Under the Sea is a popular song from which Disney film? Lady.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Treaty. Yes, Hayley. Little Mermaid. It is The Little Mermaid, of course. Very popular movie. Question number two. One to the ladies. How many legs does a cockroach have?
Starting point is 00:12:21 Treaty. Yes, Helena. Six. That is correct. It does have six. Nice work. We're one apiece. Question, Helena. Six. That is correct. It does have six. Nice work. We're one apiece. Question number three.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Rose is a wine made from what colour grapes? A? Tree. Oh, yes, Helena. You're in. It's the purple grapes, but they're like a light purple colour. Red, purple. We'll take that.
Starting point is 00:12:45 We'll take that as a win. That's a point to the tradies. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. Ed Sheeran has new music with Kylie Minogue on it. We actually just played it before. What country was he born in? Tradie.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Yes, Helena, for the win. For the win. Is it the UK? It is the UK. It is the win. For the win. Is it the UK? It is the UK. Lady, congratulations. Helena, we've got $50 cash coming your way. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Nice work. And it means the tradies pull in front with 74 wins for the year. Bree and Clint. I was meant to talk about a good news story here, but I'm not going to do that actually. Okay. I'm going to talk about something else. I'm going to talk about my day yesterday,
Starting point is 00:13:38 which I had one of the worst days I've had this year yesterday. It was really, really horrific, and I like to try and be honest on this show when I can. And it was really tough. A show that I worked on is currently going to air. It's called Celebrity Treasure Island. It's a great show. And I worked my absolute arse off to do that show. I really did. I put my heart and soul into that show. Worked really hard on my Toreo pronunciation and spent a lot of time
Starting point is 00:14:06 and I was really proud of it and I am really proud of it. So you should be and it shows too. It's a great show. Yeah and I've been copying quite a lot of the abuse and negative comments online and I'm talking horrible, horrific things. People
Starting point is 00:14:22 calling me slurs, attacking my personality my character yeah and just coming at me um for something that i've just tried to bring a bit of laughter and a bit of light into you know the world that's all i was trying to do yeah i'm not trying to hurt anyone i'm just trying to you know that's all i've ever wanted to do is make people laugh and I was really down yesterday um so much so that I couldn't even watch the episode that went to air last night because I just was thinking about all these horrible things that people have said to me yeah that sucks do you want me to tell you who got kicked off or no I was there no spoilers you'll catch up on it you'll catch up but something
Starting point is 00:15:01 pretty amazing happened to me last night um and I didn't want to talk about this at all because I'm quite embarrassed that, you know, I'm having all this negative hate. And then I thought, no, I like to be honest on this show when I think it's a good thing. And I wanted to share this because it was a pretty amazing moment. And I can't explain it and I feel like it's one of those universe things um but there was this one particular woman online who was writing comments on absolutely everything like she was really coming at me and just me no one else and just calling me every name under the sun and saying that I was not talented I was horrible all this stuff and she was writing
Starting point is 00:15:44 on every single post on all these things. And people will say, don't look at it, don't watch it. But she was tagging me in the post as well, which is quite full on. That's next level. Yeah, okay. And people say, you know, obviously we put ourselves out there so we should expect, you know, that kind of feedback. And I know that not of feedback and i'm i
Starting point is 00:16:05 know that not everyone in the world likes you not everyone in the world thinks you're funny that's that's how it is i understand that but to put that kind of negative hate i just don't think is necessary she is ever fully entitled to have her opinion of course and her name was funnily enough her name was karen this woman. No, it wasn't. It was, right? Okay, yeah. And I'm not making a joke about it, but her name was Karen and I saw her because she kept tagging me
Starting point is 00:16:31 and like it came up in heaps and heaps of posts. Yeah. And I was nearly having a panic attack last night because I just couldn't get away from it. And it was weird because about 10 minutes later, I had an inbox come into my personal Facebook page from a woman named Karen. And I was like, oh, my God, this woman is now coming into my personal.
Starting point is 00:16:54 She found your real page. And I was like, I'm going to open it because that's human nature. And I was like, I just want to open it because I did. Anyway, I opened this message and I looked at the profile picture and it didn't match the profile picture of this other woman that was attacking me. And so I wrote back to this woman, I said, hi, do we know each other? And this woman wrote back and she's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I thought you were someone else. My mistake. She's like, but I've just realised who you are. And I said, oh, my God, thank God there's this woman
Starting point is 00:17:30 that also has the same name as you that's been attacking me in the comments for this show that I do. The exact same name, like same first and last name. Well, it wasn't the same first and last name, but I just saw the name Karen and I immediately thought because I was just in that state. Anyway, this woman and I started to talk on Facebook. We don't know each other.
Starting point is 00:17:53 She actually lives in New Zealand as well. And she said to me, I've seen the show. I've listened to you on the radio. I love what you guys do. I'm currently battling breast cancer. And you know what you do a great job at putting a smile on my face and I think you do a fantastic job on that show and it was such a surreal moment because I was like has this woman been sent to me because she's like a guardian angel or something And she's given me all of this perspective where I'm like, wow,
Starting point is 00:18:27 like a woman and she's so, we talked for about two hours on Facebook. Yeah. Last night, me and this woman, a stranger that I'd never met before. And it was incredible. And she brought me out of this place where I was like, stop feeling sorry for yourself. There's people like this amazing woman who is so courageous and she's so positive. And I was like, and she's battling
Starting point is 00:18:51 something that is actually so horrific. And she said to me, she was even so like, she just goes to me, you know what? You're allowed to have your moment. You're allowed and feel validated that you're allowed to be upset she's like people go through things all the time and she said to me um you know one thing that this has taught me I'm 38 and this hit me like a ton of bricks and I'm battling this horrible thing she's like but it's taught me to live my life for me and to not let people like that who are doing nothing but spreading hate bring you down because in the rain, there will be a rainbow.
Starting point is 00:19:33 And last night, that woman right there was my rainbow and it was a really incredible moment. I just wanted to share it because I don't know why it happened but I made an incredible friend last night through something horrific and it was just by chance and I guess the last thing I want to say is you know we always say be kind be kind but I think if you don't actually put that into play and put it into practice what's the point of saying be kind? You're allowed to have your opinion. Of course you can, but just be kind to people.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Unless what's the point of saying something to someone if there's not going to be anything that comes from it, you know? Absolutely right. And words have an impact, absolutely. And you're not anonymous online. And online can be a really, really horrible place for people, especially if you're getting bullied. So there's power in blocking people.
Starting point is 00:20:29 There's power in logging off for a bit, but you shouldn't have to deal with it and people shouldn't be allowed to say that sort of stuff online. It's disgusting. And just remember that if you're writing something about someone, even if they're on TV or if they're whatever, they're actual real people and they probably will see it. And, you know, it has lasting effects on people.
Starting point is 00:20:50 And I'm going to dust myself up and pick myself up. And you know what? Like Karen said, there's a rainbow that comes after the rain and you just got to keep going. Yep, absolutely. I think the rainbow is probably the TV show itself. I hear it's one of the highest rating shows of the year so yeah and i'm gonna keep being me and i'm gonna keep doing my thing and uh i'm not gonna let anyone stop me good stuff brace beautiful this big brian clint
Starting point is 00:21:18 uh what is the most used song in movies of all time. Movies so on track songs. Danger Zone. Nah, it's only been in one movie. Top Gun. Yeah. I reckon it'll be in the second Top Gun though. Has to be. Has to be in Top Gun too. I'm going to say it might be, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:33 A website called Kasumo has analysed a database of over 4,000 movies from the last 50 years and released the list of the most used songs. Just before I give them, you got any guesses? Just one, the most used song? I don't know. Is it a song from one of the Fast and the Furious movies?
Starting point is 00:21:55 Because there's been so many of them. Same song to Fast and the Furious. No. The fifth most used song in movies is this. You won't know the artist, but you'll know the song. It's by Rob Bass and DJ EZ Rock. This song? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got no idea who sings this song, but it's in all the movies.
Starting point is 00:22:15 When they're putting a plan together. Or they're doing like a makeover. Have you seen the scene from The Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock? Yeah, right, yeah. Oh, so good. That's number five. Number four is this song by Norman Greenbaum. Get on to the spirit of the sky.
Starting point is 00:22:33 You're driving somewhere. Yeah. You're on a journey. Yeah, well, they've all just smoked weed for the first time. That too. And they're in a war movies. Yes, Vietnam era. Uses this, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Yes. The third most used song in movies is by Salt-N-Pepa. Yeah. Push It. It's got a good vibe. Yeah. This feels like montage music as well. Does, eh?
Starting point is 00:22:58 Yeah. The second most used song in movies of all time is by Queen and David Bowie. Isn't it weird how instantly when you hear it, it just has a movie vibe? What movie does this give you? This was on Minions. This was on Happy Feet. This was on Sing. So all cartoons.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Well, a lot of cartoons. Yeah. The number one most used song in movies of all time. I did not predict this at all, but it is... This right here from MC Hammer. Which is good. As a man who spent $30 million on a gold-plated electric gate for his house... Did he? He bankrupted himself.
Starting point is 00:23:47 He needs some royalties. There was a show, a reality show about him. Yeah, yeah. This is in Tropic Thunder, Into the Wild, Grown Ups 2. That movie, The Untouchables. Was it? Oh. I've got a game for you guys,
Starting point is 00:24:02 and we'll get the producers in to play this as well. I'm excited. I've got a movie song, and I need we'll get the producers in to play this as well. I'm excited. I've got a movie song, and I need you to tell me what movie it was in. Okay, there's three of these, and we'll see how you guys go. You guys want to play?
Starting point is 00:24:13 Okay. Yeah, buzz in with your name. I'd just love if the producers were like, nah. Well, you need to get this too, because it's a What's the Plot Day today, so let's check your movie knowledge. Yeah, it's warm up. What movie was this song in?
Starting point is 00:24:26 Buzz in with your name. Hookah, shaka, hookah, hookah. Ben. Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh, he's done it. Oh, yeah. He's done it. Nice work.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Okay, what movie was this song in? Ben. Yeah, Ben. Quite a lot but I go to Shrek. Oh, what? Was it in Shrek? Not the one I've got written down, sorry.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Options are still open. The Breakfast Club? No, it's not that old. This is Vampire Weekend, by the way. It's from the 2000s. Is this like something Seth Rogen-y? Ish. Something along those lines.
Starting point is 00:25:01 One of those movies. Will Ferrell. Opening scene. Step Brothers. Step Brothers is correct Is it Step Brothers? I'm gonna guess that And one more If you don't get this one
Starting point is 00:25:10 Where have you been? What movie does this song come from? Brie Brie The Matrix It is The Matrix Who sings it for a Who made it?
Starting point is 00:25:22 Is it Keanu Reeves? This is The Propeller Heads and Spy Brakes. Such a good song, eh? The new Matrix trailer drops tomorrow as well for the new Matrix movie. I'm so pumped for that. I'm going to watch all of the old Matrixes this weekend. We'll set aside an entire day then.
Starting point is 00:25:42 They're very long, aren't they? They get longer and longer. Maybe just I'll watch the first one. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. The Lord publicity machine is in full swing and she does it so well. She gets the best covers and it turns out she does the best covers too.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Dean's here to tell us all about it. Hey, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. I could not agree more with you. She's on the cover of Vogue for October. Lord, don't hold back. Just go for the biggest, most famous magazine in the world, why don't you?
Starting point is 00:26:15 Now, obviously, phenomenal. Article's incredible, but what has really got everyone talking is a video that they make. Because, you know, Vogue do all these lots of video content now and it's really really breathtaking lord has covered britney spears she actually covered a britney spears song called break the ice i want you guys to have a listen to this this is lord it's actually shot in um in bison tentacle park in in new york city beautiful have a listen to this i think it's actually really cool.
Starting point is 00:27:01 She's so cool. Does anyone know that Britney song? Don't know it, but it sounds like a Lorde song now to me Oh you know it Dean Trust Lorde to go and pick an alternative Britney song as well I was hoping she was going to do Toxic or Hit Me Baby one more time But that's cool too This is it here I know I shouldn't have kept you waiting
Starting point is 00:27:21 Oh no I know this song You do know it? I know it, It just sounded quite different Yeah, it's bang up You just don't know the Lord version The Lord Because you know what?
Starting point is 00:27:31 The Lord version sounds so Lord to me Yeah, yeah, yeah That I'm like this is a Lord song Yeah Dean, I was looking at the Vogue cover
Starting point is 00:27:39 and producer Ben's review of it was it's high fashion obviously he said is Lord wearing one of those metallic survival blankets that you take into the bush with you? It does look like that.
Starting point is 00:27:52 It does look a bit like that. It does look like she's been on the Tonga Wairoa crossing a bit too long. And they had to put one of those around her to warm her up. There's the latest, filled by Pepsi Max, Max Tastes Zero Sugars, with our Hollywood correspondent and Britney expert, Dee McCarthy.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Bree and Clint. Let's talk town slogans. There is a man who is a data analytics expert who has dedicated his lockdown to finding out what is New Zealand's worst town slogan. Oh, I love this. I love hearing the slogans that obviously have gone through, you know, lots of people where
Starting point is 00:28:27 they've all tried to come up with something that just says whatever that town is. Remember too that councils pay, like, advertising agencies hundreds of thousands of dollars to come up with these. I didn't know that. Yes. I mean, some of them don't. Some of them just get around the boardroom and go.
Starting point is 00:28:44 You know, let's all put our heads together at the town hall and we'll come up with something. Sometimes. I mean, some of them don't. Some of them just get around the boardroom and go. You know, let's all put our heads together at the town hall and we'll come up with something. Sometimes that happens, but some of them get big deal agencies in to come up with these things, and this is the results. We'll go through some of them. I've actually got the quarterfinalists, the top eight. But before that, some that didn't quite make the quarterfinals, the town slogan for Timaru,aru we went earlier this year.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Tim is hard. Oh, no. I don't mind that one. Tim is hard with a Z. Canterbury. It's not with a Z, is it? Yeah, Tim is hard, one word. Oh, my God, amazing.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Canterbury, home of producer Ben and producer Anastasia. Not Christchurch, the wider Canterbury area. Of course you Canterbury. Wairoa. The town slogan for Wairoa, the way New Zealand used to be. Oh my God. Oh, actually, sorry,
Starting point is 00:29:39 Timaru's town slogan, that was unofficial. The actual Timaru slogan is touch, feel, touch, taste Timaru. Which I just say right now, not COVID appropriate. No. Sorry. I need to go with Tim
Starting point is 00:29:51 is hard. I need to go with Tim is hard. Here you go. Here are your quarter finalists for the worst town slogan in New Zealand. By the way, it's worst, cringiest, funniest slogan. That's the criteria. In the quarter finals is Danny Virk. Take a liking to a Viking. Danny Virk. Take a liking to a Viking. Danny Virk.
Starting point is 00:30:08 Nah, don't mind that. Really? Don't mind it. Is it Viking country? Must be. Surely there's some Viking connection. Or else they just really thought that was funny, even if it's not Viking country.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Okay, it's a good one. What about Porirua P-Town? We've talked about this one before. Yeah. And I mean, it sums it up. Hey. No, I'm saying, as it sums it up, that's what the people call it. P-Town.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Yeah. Oh, right. I thought you were saying there's a lot of... No, actually, you know what you were saying. Yep, sweet. Yeah, let's go with what you were saying. Oh, no. That's not what I was saying.
Starting point is 00:30:38 I thought you were saying that Petty Gower doco was filmed there. Oh, no. The Hut Valley is a quarter finalist for the worst town slogan. Shout out to everybody in the Hut. was filmed there. Oh, no. The Hut Valley is a quarter finalist for the worst town slogan. Shout out to everybody in the Hut. The town slogan of the Hut Valley is Right up my Hut Valley. Nah, I love that. Nah.
Starting point is 00:30:53 I love it. Nah, that's a shocker. Right up the Hut. No, right? It's more personal than that. Right up my Hut Valley. Right up my Hut. Stay out of my Hut Valley.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Don't stick anything up my Hut Valley. Duned my hut. Stay out of my hut valley. Don't stick anything up my hut valley. Dunedin's is a shocker. Right up my hut valley. I'm still loving that one. Dunedin used to get stuck with the university's former slogan, and the former Otago University slogan was, Get over it. Which is such a shocker.
Starting point is 00:31:22 It was like, it's really cold in Dunedin. Get over it. Is that what their slogan was? The university slogan used to be that. And so Dunedin as a whole ended up getting it. But it's not the Dunedin Town slogan is. It's not exactly Edinburgh, but it sort of is. No, I love that.
Starting point is 00:31:38 It's making a bit of fun. It's that or a pretty good plan D is the slogan for Dunedin. That's good too. I'm on board. All right, it's good. Bulls, town slogan, a town obsessed with cattle. Their town slogan is herd of bulls, a town like no udder.
Starting point is 00:31:58 It's a double. Herd of bulls. Yeah, it's good. A town like no udder. And I wouldn't expect anything less because if you've been to Bulls. It's incredible. Oh my Yeah, it's good. And I wouldn't expect anything less because if you've been to bulls... It's incredible. Oh my God, it's brilliant.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Tuatapere slogan is the New Zealand sausage capital. Oh yeah, what have they got? See when Fletch, Maud and Megan put up that giant sausage statue? It was in Tuatapere. And then it got knocked down by the storm, didn't it? Yeah, right. It's the sausage capital. They should go, Tuatapere, it's a got knocked down by the storm, didn't it? Yeah, right. It's the sausage capital. They should go Tuatapere.
Starting point is 00:32:26 It's a real sausage fest. That's good. That's good. You should put that in. Two more. Stokes Valley is nominated as a quarterfinalist for New Zealand's worst town slogan. Stokes Valley, better than you imagine. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:32:41 It's too close to better than you think. Yeah, it's all right. It's too close to, it's better than you think. Yeah, it's alright. And finally, Featherston. Featherston's town slogan is Featherston. If you lived here, you'd be home by now. Oh, that's very clever. It is not, it is not. Because they're playing on the fact that you don't spend any time in traffic.
Starting point is 00:33:02 That one to me says Featherston. Please don't leave. I'm moving says Featherston. Please don't leave. I'm moving to Featherston. Are you though? Well, we'll see how lockdown goes. It's better than Auckland's one. Auckland. COVID.
Starting point is 00:33:17 You know? Auckland. Lockdown. This might be for people who are looking for a career change. Yes. And it's a bit of a different one, but just hear me out. This woman has spoken out. She's from Texas.
Starting point is 00:33:33 I actually have seen this woman on TikTok before. She's got over 2 million followers on TikTok. Okay. It's not OnlyFans, is it? You're not going to suggest OnlyFans? No, no, it's not OnlyFans. I need a lot of fake tan. No, it's not OnlyFans, is it? You're not going to suggest OnlyFans? No, no, it's not OnlyFans. I need a lot of fake tan. No, it's not OnlyFans.
Starting point is 00:33:49 This woman, she's a mum. She decided that she was going to quit her job last year and she was going to make a shift and do something a little bit different. That's so inspiring. My mum did that when we were kids. Did she? Yeah, complete career change. Went back to university, studied to become a teacher while we were kids.
Starting point is 00:34:06 You know how much courage that takes? Oh, yeah. Especially when you've got three kids. Yeah, especially with three kids. And then she got pregnant. Again? Yeah. When she was at uni?
Starting point is 00:34:16 Yes, while she was at uni. Oh, my God. Brave and crazy. That's amazing. Well, maybe your mum could have another career change if she's interested in this. This mum decided that she was going to go dumpster diving and make it her full-time profession. Right.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Okay, sweet. No, hear me out. You're suggesting that my mum goes dumpster diving? No, hear me out. Okay. So if you haven't seen this woman on TikTok, it's so fascinating. She goes to certain – it's not just any old trash can. She goes to like certain obviously big companies, buildings, you know,
Starting point is 00:34:53 like I'm not going to name any because maybe people will go to these dumpsters. Yeah. But she goes to certain places and she sees all the stuff that people throw out and she goes through it and she gets it all and she resells it. Wow. So it's going to be thrown out. It's all brand new stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Like product that these companies... And what, she puts it on Trade Me kind of thing? Yeah. Or she has, I think she has garage sales. She does everything. She does all this stuff. You know how much this woman is making? How much?
Starting point is 00:35:20 Per week, this woman is making, going dumpster diving, $1,400 a week. Whoa. So do you want to hear some of the stuff that she finds? Yeah, okay, yeah. It's quite interesting. She said she finds everything from a lot of different kind of makeup products.
Starting point is 00:35:41 She says she finds a lot of... What, she sells used makeup? No, it's not used. Right. This is what I'm saying. It's from like a place like Chemist Warehouse and they've got all this stock and I'm not sure, something might have a bump in it so they can't sell it or, you know, nothing's used. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:57 It's all stuff that they just couldn't use it for some reason. Right. Yeah, so she finds all different types of skincare products. One time she said she found a whopping $1,500 worth of skincare products in one place. She finds a coffee machine. She found a place had thrown out a coffee machine that was in the box, unopened, and it was worth $1,400. Wow, okay.
Starting point is 00:36:22 And so she resells stuff like that. She said bed sheets, pillows,400. Wow, okay. And so she resells stuff like that. She said bedsheets, pillows, blankets, towels, all the kind of odd bits. She goes to a pet store where she finds all different types of pets, toys. A dog someone's chucked out. She gets a dog and she resells that on. Just all different types of stuff. It actually has, like it's upcycling and it is a form of recycling.
Starting point is 00:36:43 So it's got like real good benefits on that side of it. You have to be a hustler. You have to be, if you want to do something like this, you don't necessarily have to go dumpster diving, but people make careers out of secondhand and running trainly stores and stuff like that. But you've got to be a hustler because if you don't work that week,
Starting point is 00:37:01 you won't have any products to sell the next week. That's the only other thing. Well, that's it. You can have a bum week in your job and sort of mooch around for a bit. But in this job, if you don't work that week, you won't have any products to sell the next week. That's the only other thing. Well, that's it. You can have a bum week in your job and sort of mooch around for a bit. But in this job, if you don't work, you don't eat. You're on the grind. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:11 You're jumping in and out of places. You know, you're swimming around in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She should invest in a rubbish truck and then bring the rubbish to her, you know? See, that's a great idea. I'm just trying to see if I can find her TikTok, if anyone wanted to find this woman on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:37:29 It's fascinating stuff. I don't think they've put it on here, but if you search dumpster diving on TikTok, it'll take you to this woman. It's really interesting. Good, okay. We've actually organised with security to get you access to the bins downstairs.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Already checked out there. Nothing much good. Yeah, right, okay. You sure you there. Nothing much good. Yeah, right. Okay. You sure you checked? You don't smell like you checked. Come over here and smell me. No, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Time for a morale boosting request. We can't judge this one on our own. We need an independent judge. I feel it's going to be too hard. Yeah, broad category. Someone who knows their bangers. To call 0800DIALS at M right now. Someone who can effectively go, yeah, I know a banger.
Starting point is 00:38:14 I can help you pick the song that will boost the mood of the nation. And while we wait for that person to call 0800DIALS at M, let's start working our way through the list. Is it going to be... The GOat, Avicii in Levels? Can't say it's not a banger, right? It is a banger. Okay, it's in. Before we even get a judge, is it going to be Pitbull?
Starting point is 00:38:42 And Neo, Time Of Our Lives? Pitbull does cop it a little bit. I want the time of my life. And Neo, Time of Our Lives. Oh, baby. Pitbull does cop it a little bit. No, but the song is so good. It is very good. Defer to Reece then. Reece is Pitbull, Time of Our Lives. Is that going in?
Starting point is 00:38:56 I want the time of my life. It's a bit of a no from me. Okay. Yeah, I kind of felt like that, Reece, too. We need people to be decisive, so that's fine. Is it going to be The Killers? It doesn't have to win. You just have to say whether it's in or out at this stage.
Starting point is 00:39:12 Is it in? Definitely in. Definitely in. Okay. Is it going to be this song here from Alex Gordino, Destination Calabria? I'm putting it in. I'm putting it in. I'm putting it in.
Starting point is 00:39:28 I love this song. Yeah. Such a banger. Two more on the chopping block, the Venga Boys. Big race. Is this in, race? Yeah, it's in.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Yeah, it's in. Yeah, it's got to go in's in Yeah, it's gotta go in And finally Indoor and Pump It Up It's very repetitive, this song It's so good, though Okay, it's in Rhys, our finalists are
Starting point is 00:39:57 Mr Brightside from The Killers Avicii Levels Destination Calabria Boom Boom Boom or Pump It Up? Oh my God, there's so many. Does everybody know what they want to vote for? I know. You know.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Okay, here we go. Here we go, everybody. Say it in three, two, one. Destination Calabria. Right side. Oh, wait. What did you say, Rhys? I said The Killers.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Oh, there you go. So did I. We got a morale boosting request, everybody. We got it, Rhys. Here you go. It's the song to boost the mood of the nation today. It's the killers of Mr. Brightside. This is exciting times because there's been an awards
Starting point is 00:40:35 for the New Zealand's best batches. Best what, sorry? Best batches. Careful how you pronounce that one. Best batch. What's up, batch? What's up, my batch? That's batch.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Okay, where are the hottest batches in New Zealand? So it was quite interesting to read how they actually figure out, you know, what is the best batches in New Zealand. Yeah. So apparently they judge on the amount of bookings and reviews that are done on these batches. Oh, so they're batches that you can rent?
Starting point is 00:41:09 Yes. Right, okay. So batches you can rent and all of this is done, all of this statistics stuff is done over the past year. Right. So visitor feedback is taken into account and their overall appeal for family holidays. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Yeah, so the bit goes into it. So you can rent these. I thought it was going to be a list of unaffordable batches you'll never be able to buy. But if I can rent a weekend there, that's quite good. Okay, hit me with some finalists. So the long list of winning properties includes a converted barn in Ragland. Cool.
Starting point is 00:41:38 There's also a holiday home on the Carpity Coast with space for 25 plus or more. Stag do. So there's an array of different stuff. I'm going to give you the top three. Okay. So the first, number three, coming in number three, is a place in Owakuni called Red Rock Hut,
Starting point is 00:41:58 which takes home the bronze. Let me tell you a bit about it. It's an all-year-round alpine appeal. Oh, it looks cool. Three bedrooms, two bathrooms, generous living space for outdoorsy families, Tongariro crossing on your doorstep. So you'll want to pack boots, skis, bikes and everything else to explore. Good. I was going to say not keen to go to Ohakuni when it's not winter, but I guess this is the crossing. So, yep, cool. So that's pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Coming in at number two, in second place, the Silver Award went to my personal favourite place in nearly all of New Zealand, Ha-Hei. Oh, in the Coromandel. In the Coromandel. I've been there a million times. I think it's stunning. And a place called the Ha-Hei Ocean Dream took out second place. So it's got
Starting point is 00:42:47 covered decking, large frame windows. It's within walking distance of Ha-Hei Beach and Cathedral Cove. Beautiful. I'm looking at it now. It'll be a $3 million house. It's very dreamy. So you can literally just walk out onto the beach. It's also got a sleep out for the kids. Oh yeah, whack them in the sleep out.
Starting point is 00:43:03 If you want to have your own space. Yep, good. And let's talk about the winner. It's also got a sleep out for the kids. Oh, yeah, whack them in the sleep out. If you want to have your own space. Yep, good. And let's talk about the winner. The winner. The winner. Come on, some love for the South Islanders. It's a place called Collie's Beach House and it was in Auckland, Northland. Oh, what?
Starting point is 00:43:22 In Auckland or Northland? Sorry, Auckland, Northland Divide. Oh, right there on the boundary. Sorry, on the Auckland, Northland Div Oh, what? In Auckland or Northland? Sorry, Auckland Northland Divide. Oh, right there on the boundary. On the Auckland Northland Divide, yeah. Geez, I wonder if it's level two or level four. I don't know. It's got nine bedrooms though, large families or groups, and it's just 30 metres from the front door to the surf.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Oh, there you go. Okay, cool. If you want to have a look at those places, it's on the NZ Herald. They're amazing. Yeah, there you go. Something to aspire to once we get out of lockdown. Get your bookings now and just hope that there's not another lockdown. They're probably booked out for like six years.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? Our movie guessing game where we have never had this much money up for grabs,
Starting point is 00:44:20 $1,150 cash. It's high stakes. It is high stakes. It's the highest it's been. If you win, you get that. If Bree wins... I get it. She doesn't get it. No, there's never a game where you get it.
Starting point is 00:44:33 No. Unfortunately, you're just playing for... You're just playing... The cred. Yeah, the cred and to starve the people of money. That's enough for me. Today, is this a bad omen? You're taking on Brianna.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Hi, Brianna. Hello. Hello, me. Who's the only person capable of taking Bri down this year? Herself. Well, we're about to find out. Your buzzer, Bri, will be Bri. And Bri, your buzzer will be Bri.
Starting point is 00:45:03 But I'll be able to tell the difference. Oh, okay. I'll be able to tell the difference. Okay? Oh, okay. I'll be able to tell the difference. I was like, well, what are you going
Starting point is 00:45:08 to do here? But if you both buzz in and I go, that was Bree, we may get confused. Explain the rules before I give the theme so you don't have
Starting point is 00:45:15 enough time to think about it. The rules are you buzz in with your name, you don't have to wait for me to finish the plot. If you get it wrong, the other person
Starting point is 00:45:21 gets a free guess. If you both get it wrong, I'll carry on and it's first to two correct movie plots wins the game. Okay. Easy as that. Today's theme comes from the people.
Starting point is 00:45:32 It has been texted. And today, we're going to start as soon as I give this theme. As soon as I give it. Today the theme is Adam Sandler movies. Here we go. Movie number one. A single man who drinks too much. A father of three daughters who rarely sees them.
Starting point is 00:45:50 A guy who is overweight and unemployed. A henpecked... Brie. Brie. Brie. Grown-ups. Oh, you were both so close on that one. What were you going to say, Brie, on the phone?
Starting point is 00:46:01 What movie were you going to say? The same. Grown-ups? Yeah. You guys are probably equal at this Same? Grown Ups? Yeah. You guys are probably equal at this stage. Grown Ups is correct. Radio Bree gets the points. Movie number two.
Starting point is 00:46:22 Raised by his overprotective mother, Helen, our hero... Brie, the water boy. Oh, no. I feel like Brie must have been cheating. That was quick. I am a big Adam Sandler movie fan and the water boy has been added to streaming platforms. Shall we play one more?
Starting point is 00:46:42 I'm going to say... Let's play again. And if you can get this one. No, that's not how it works. We can play one more for 50 KFC chicken dollars, but we can't play again for the total price. Right, let's play one more. Because that's unfair to everybody you've beaten so far. I mean, that is true.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Would you like to play for some chicken, Brie? I could play for some chicken. All right, here we go. The last one. This is do or die, this one. A Playboy vet meets his... Brie, 50 first dates. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Oh, my goodness. Brie, we're going to give you the KFC anyway. You got the chicken dollars, mate. Okay, next week we'll play for... Thank you. You're welcome. $1,200. That was my round to win.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Another theme, please. One that's not so far up Bree's alley. Yeah, maybe more like period films. Like that are set back in the day. Oh, I thought you meant menstruation films. No. I was like, that's not a genre I'm familiar with. No, like the Pride of the Prejudice and that type of thing.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Oh, my God. I was like the pride of the prejudice and that type of thing. Oh, my God. I was like, blood diamonds. Right, got a bit of a situation where we can all weigh in on this and I'd love people who are listening to have their opinion on this as well. It's quite interesting. Someone has messaged about a situation that's going on between her, her sister, and her sister's new boyfriend. Okay. So situation is, she says, my sister got a new boyfriend and I'm sure,
Starting point is 00:48:14 I'm sorry, I've taken that part out. My sister got a new boyfriend. I don't think I even have to say his name, but I've named my dog the same thing. Oh, okay. I named the dog just after I met him. So I hadn't known him for a long time, but I thought that his name, Brad, would be a fun name to give my dog. Right. He came over the other day and he asked me, what's your dog's name?
Starting point is 00:48:43 I laughed a little and I said that his name was also Brad. He looked at me for a second and asked if I was joking or not and I told him no, his name is actually Brad. After his whole mood flipped and for the remainder of the visit, it was just uncomfortable. He then asked me to change the name of my dog as it was disrespecting him. My sister backed him on this and they haven't spoken to me since. Right.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Okay. Is that all the information? Yeah. And you want to know who's the a-hole in this situation? The sister who named the dog Brad is the a-hole. She has done this intentionally and look, she did this to get a rise out of her sister And now that she's got it, she's going
Starting point is 00:49:29 What, am I the bad guy? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do wrong? I love the name Brad I wanted to call my dog Brad You did not You never wanted to call your dog Brad
Starting point is 00:49:39 And the only way this would be acceptable Is if your sister was dating a guy called Bingo Or Benji Or Rex, you know? Yeah, true. That's the only way you could go, look, I love you and I'm happy for you and your new relationship. But I've actually always dreamed of, I actually had that name picked out for my dog. Even then, even then, like. You know what?
Starting point is 00:50:02 I've just had an idea because I totally agree with you. You do? Okay, thank God. I was like, I thought you were going to go in for the dog lady. No, no, no. The sister's been super pass-ag. Yeah. Like it's so passive-aggressive.
Starting point is 00:50:13 It is passive-aggressive. It's so passive-aggressive. Just change the dog's name. Yeah. Like just don't even go there. Yeah. If it upsets him, change the name. But I just had an idea of what we could get people to call with.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Yeah. I want people to call 0800DIALZM. Does your animal have a human's name? Oh, right. Yeah, I like this. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I, besides this story, I think naming your dog Brad,
Starting point is 00:50:39 great name for a dog. No, no, no, no, not a great name for a dog. No, I love human names. Like my next dog, I'm going to name it Dam dog. No, no, no, no, not a great name for a dog. No, I love human names. Like my next dog, I'm going to name it Damien. Yeah. So there's a weird imaginary line where some names are too human for animals, like Stephen. What about Susan?
Starting point is 00:50:56 Like Susan. I'd love to name a cat Susan. If you had a cat called Susan or a cat called Stephen, it's weird. But if you had a dog called Billy, it's a bit different, right? I don't know where the line is, but a dog called Billy, that is a human name, but I can see a dog being called Stephen. It's weird. But if you had a dog called Billy, it's a bit different, right? I don't know where the line is, but a dog called Billy, that is a human name. But I can see a dog being called that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Yeah. But I mean, I just want to get a dog and name it Ron. Or Gareth. Yeah. Or do you reckon Ross would mind if I named my next dog Ross? You'd be in the same. He wouldn't mind. Ross would actually love it.
Starting point is 00:51:24 He'd take it as a compliment. I think he'd actually love it. Yeah, yeah, Ross. You'd be in the same, he wouldn't mind. Ross would actually love it. He'd take it as a compliment. I think he'd actually love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, does your animal have an overly human name? Yeah, superhuman name that you've given your animal. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696. Where are the Jenny's at? Yeah, the Margaret's.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Where's Margaret the dog? I love it. I think it's so good. Oh, it does it is. I love this conversation so much. It brings me so much joy and I don't know why. We're discussing human names for pets. I'm on board.
Starting point is 00:51:59 I love it. I named my dog Whitney Houston. Yeah, it's jarring when you find out the animal doesn't have an animal name, you know? At first. No, I love it. I love it so much. They become that personality, though,
Starting point is 00:52:11 and I don't know what the personality of a Stephen is, but the cat takes on the personality of that name. The texts on this are so good. Someone, I'm just going to read out a few. Someone said, our dog's name is Dennis. He's a Jack Russell and he suits it. Dennis the Menace. Dennis the Menace.
Starting point is 00:52:27 That's so true. Someone else said, I had a dog called Richard because he was a dick. Yeah, that makes sense too. That's very good. Someone said, we rescued two ducklings and we raised them at home. We named them Nathan and Phil. That's so good. Shout out to the person who has a chicken called Louise, by the way.
Starting point is 00:52:46 Let's speak first to Leah. Hi, Leah. Hi, Leah. Hi. Do your pets have human names? So we adopted our dog and its name was Sophie, which was my sister's name. So obviously we had to change it to Lola.
Starting point is 00:53:02 Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Okay. You could have got away with it because you didn't come up with the name, you know? Yeah. Your sister couldn't get offended. I bet Sophie wouldn't have been a fan of it, though.
Starting point is 00:53:11 You didn't like it. She would have been a bit upset if we said the dogs had an accident on the ground, you know, calling it by Sophie and all. Oh, no. Sophie's shat on the carpet again. Oh, bloody hell, Sophie. No, I can see what you're talking about. That's good.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Someone else texted through and they said, my ex had a dog named Kelly when I met her. I thought it was a funny name for a dog especially given that my name is also Kelly. There were a couple of times when I had to ask, are you talking to me or the dog? Kelly's in the dog box. Let's go to James. Hi, James. Hi, James. Hey, guys. What's the animal first? We have two puppies. Well, about a year old now, so they're still classed as puppies.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Cute. Wait, you got two puppies at once? About a month apart, yeah. Oh, brave. Brave, James. Mad man. Okay, what did you name them? Charles and Camilla.
Starting point is 00:54:03 Are they corgis? No. Charles is a golden retriever and Millie or Camilla is a British bulldog. Oh, okay. That's so good. Are you devout royalists? Is that why you did it? No, I just like to take the piss, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Fair enough. That's why I love it so much. Let's go to Ben. Hi, Ben. G'day, Ben. Hey there. What's the animal we're talking? So my girlfriend has a cat also named Ben.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Your name is Ben and your girlfriend has a cat called Ben. Who came first? The cat by about 10 years. Yeah, right. So couldn't really change it at that point, could you? No. Have you thought about changing your name? Not just yet.
Starting point is 00:54:45 Two Bens in the bed, lucky lady, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, she actually told her mum once that Ben sat in the bed and she had to ask her mum if she could lose the toilet. Ben's in the bed. So good. We're just going to assume it was you, actually, Ben, and I'm not going to give you the chance to change our mind.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Let's go to Nicky. Hi, Nicky. G'day, Nicky. Hi, Kelda. How are you doing? to change our mind. Let's go to Nikki. Hi, Nikki. G'day, Nikki. Hi. Kia ora. How are you doing? Good, thank you. What's the animals?
Starting point is 00:55:09 So it's my work friend. She has a cat and a dog. The cat's name is Linda. Wonderful. Linda. Love that name. Yes. Good.
Starting point is 00:55:19 I love it too. But the dog's name is the beautiful name Clint. You're kidding. No, no. And the funny thing is one day her six-year-old came into the office and she wrote down the name of the dog and she was taking it around showing everybody that she'd forgotten to write the letter N. No, she had not.
Starting point is 00:55:43 She had not. Everyone thought his name was something else. Hey, Nicky, question. Story had not. It was something else. Hey, Nicky, question. Story of my bloody life, Nicky. Question, has the dog Clint been fixed? I think so, yeah. Yeah, we're looking to get ours fixed here as well. My wife's looking to get me spayed too.
Starting point is 00:56:00 Good idea, good idea. If they haven't, we can get two for one deal, you know? Yeah, two for one. Two Clint's for the price of one. idea, good idea. If they haven't, we can get two for one deal, you know? Yeah, two for one. Two Clint's for the price of one. Thanks, Nicky. So good. Alright, guys. See ya. See ya. Clint the dog. I love it. I'm here for it, guys. Keep
Starting point is 00:56:16 doing it. Can I name my dog Clint? Nah, too far, eh? Oh, Clint Junior. Yeah, that's good. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday All right, let's find a birthday banger for a Thursday. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? We'll start with Grace.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Kia ora, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi. How are you? I'm good, thank you. How are you? Not too bad, thank you, Grace. Let's do your birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:56:43 What's your birthday? The 22nd of February, 2001. All right, you? Not too bad. Thank you, Grace. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 22nd of February, 2001. All right. You were 16 in 2017. And on the 22nd of February, back in 2017, this was number one. I'm in love with the shape of you. We're pushing pull like a magnet. And that was number one in every single country around the world.
Starting point is 00:57:03 Yeah, that was huge, that song. Do you like it, Grace? You're an Ed Sheeran fan? Yeah, it's good, eh? Yeah. Ed Sheeran's phenomenal. Can't go wrong. Okay, good birthday banger.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Let's go to Amy. Hi, Amy. G'day, Amy. Hi, how are you? Good. How is your day going? Yeah, it's good, thank you. That's good to hear.
Starting point is 00:57:20 What's your birthday, Amy? 11th of May, 1993. All right, you were 16 in 2009. And on the 11th of May, your 16th birthday, this was number one. I've got some questions in my mind But definitely need some answers by now I love this song. Smash Proof and Gin Wigmore, brother.
Starting point is 00:57:45 Do you like this song, Amy? I'm pretty sure that was my SingStar song. Yeah. It was pretty good. Did this make it onto SingStar? I think so. They did a New Zealand one, eh? If not, it was my carpool karaoke song.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Oh, there you go. So it would speak for you. It makes sense. It's your birthday banger. I want to hear Amy do the rap. That's good. Let's go to Simon. Hey, Simon.
Starting point is 00:58:04 G'day, Simon. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How's your day going? Yeah I want to hear Amy do the rap. That's good. Let's go to Simon. Hey, Simon. G'day, Simon. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How's your day going? Yeah, not bad, not bad. Good to hear, Simon. What's your birthday? 2nd of November, 1988.
Starting point is 00:58:14 All right, Simon. You were 16 in 2004. And on the 2nd of November, back in the early 2000s, this had a number one hit. It started when we were younger. You were mine. Oh, man. 2000s, this had a number one hit. Oh, man. Simon, I so thought I knew what I was going to vote for.
Starting point is 00:58:37 And then you come through with Usher and Alicia Keys, My Boo. It's not bad. It's not bad at all. It's a banger, Simon. Yeah. Okay, we've got some deliberating to do. What does your gut say? Amy was really into hers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:54 But I do like that Usher song. I'm going to vote for the Usher song if it swings you. All right, I'll go with you. I know that you love Usher. Amy, I love your song. Grace, great Ed Sheeran song. Simon, you just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:59:08 Mate, awesome. Thank you very much. Where are you calling us from? Where are you in the country? Tauranga. Tauranga. Okay. Oh, jealous.
Starting point is 00:59:16 Here we go. Enjoy some takeaways. Here's your Birthday Banger winner, Brian Clint. Zidim. Zidim. Zidim. Zidim.
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Starting point is 00:59:31 yeah okay we're gonna do some Usher reminiscing okay Usher yep he was signed by Clive Davis from that doco
Starting point is 00:59:40 that I watched on Netflix you can see it now probably one of my favourite artists of all time. Alicia Keys. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Clive Davis as well. Oh, really? There you go. Yeah, mate. I love this song. He doesn't miss. Usher. He just doesn't.
Starting point is 01:00:00 Usher, baby. We were just talking before about Furbies. Who remembers Furbies? Absolutely. My family could never afford one. Neither could we. We got a defective one from the warehouse in one of those bargain bin sales. And it was defective for a reason.
Starting point is 01:00:20 It didn't do anything, except in the middle of the night, sometimes it would go, yummy. And so for that reason, we left it outside. It was too scary. That is terrifying. They came out in the late, I think late 90s. This is what I reckon is the modern day version of a Furby because a Furby back then was meant to be a robot
Starting point is 01:00:38 with a computer inside it, and you were meant to be able to talk to it and that sort of thing. A Chinese electric car manufacturer named x ping has announced its plan to release robotic unicorns robotic unicorns can you sit on them you can sit kids can sit on it so we couldn't no you can't sit on it it's pitched at kids it's a virtual pet that you can take for a walk. Oh my god, I've seen these. Yes. And they like move and walk
Starting point is 01:01:08 and stuff. Yes. Yeah. So they will follow you or you can set it to walk in front of you. It's the size of a large dog. It's like the size of a Labrador kind of thing. And your kids can ride around on the back of it. That would be worth a fortune.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Yeah, I think so. I think it would be worth quite a lot. But Furbies are worth quite a lot. You know? Furbies are expensive. $70,000 to $70,000 is a bit different. Yeah. They're not $70,000.
Starting point is 01:01:36 You don't know how expensive they're going to be. How much are they? Well, they haven't priced them yet. Hopefully out in time for Christmas. It's called Little White Dragon, but they're calling it a unicorn. It will recognize objects in front of it. It will be able to chase a ball if you throw a ball, and it will be able to avoid obstacles in its path. It also includes emotional interactions,
Starting point is 01:01:57 and it can interpret your body language. So this is a real robot that you can have in your house. I tell you what, parents are getting really crafty coming up with every kind of which way not to get a dog for the family. I saw a really good meme today that said the last 18 months has been so emotionally traumatising
Starting point is 01:02:17 that Steve from Blue's Clues was like, you know what, I need to address the nation. And it's true! Steve from Blue's Clues has come back for the 25th year anniversary of Blue's Clues. Have you seen Blue? And he's given an update on what happened to him. It was such a big show, wasn't it?
Starting point is 01:02:36 It was. For kids in our generation, it was the show, right? It was the Wiggles. It was, I don't know. It was something about Steve too. It was kind of like a modern day play school. But I mean play school is still happening. And then he just disappeared.
Starting point is 01:02:53 You see him every day. Remember they used to play the same episode every day for a week so that it got drilled into your brain? Genius. You have to film five times less episodes. I hated it when I was older and I knew what was going on. I was like, watch this bloody episode. And then all of a sudden Steve just disappears.
Starting point is 01:03:10 So what happened to him? Here's Steve speaking this week. No, this one. Here's Steve speaking this week. Do you remember how when we were younger we used to run around and hang out with Blue and find clues? And then one day I was like, oh, hey, guess what? Big news. I'm leaving.
Starting point is 01:03:28 And then I got on a bus and I left. And we didn't see each other for like a really long time. Can we just talk about that? Yeah, we didn't see each other for 20 years, Steve. Where did you go, Steve? You ghosted us, bro. Literally. You're the first man to ever ghost us.
Starting point is 01:03:41 Except some of us, some people's dads ghosted them too. But let's not bring that up. I reckon he went to meet his online girlfriend that he'd been in a relationship with for 10 years, but they'd never met. And he was like, stuff this, I'm traveling. I'm going to see who this woman is. Yeah, and then he got there and he'd been scammed
Starting point is 01:04:02 and he was too embarrassed to come back. There were so many rumors. He got addicted to meth. He started a heavy metal band. He died. He ran off with magenta and started a new life. Well, Steve from Blue's Clues has finally cleared up the rumours. I feel like I know this.
Starting point is 01:04:18 Do you? I haven't read this story. Yeah. Is it something to do with his appearance? No. Oh. No, here's the answer. Because I realized that that was kind of abrupt. I just kind of got up and went to college. That
Starting point is 01:04:31 was really challenging, by the way, but great. I got to use my mind and take a step at a time. And now I literally am doing many of the things that I wanted to do. We started out with clues, and now it's what? Student loans, and jobs, and families, and some of it has been kind of hard. And I wanted to tell you that I really couldn't have done all of that without your help. I guess I just wanted to say
Starting point is 01:04:59 that after all these years, I never forgot you, and I'm super glad we're still friends. Apology accepted, Steve. And so are I, I never forgot you. And I'm super glad we're still friends. Apology accepted, Steve. That's all right, I guess, Steve. Actually, did he apologize? I don't think he did. Hang on a second.
Starting point is 01:05:16 Did he actually go to college? Yeah, he went to college, yeah. Was he really young? Nah. He just decided he wanted to go back to college. Yeah, he was one of those Annoying adult students Who asks all the questions In the lectures
Starting point is 01:05:26 That is way smarter Than all of us And people are like Wait you're Steve from Blue's Clues You should have all the answers I don't know the answer to this Can I get a clue Ha ha ha
Starting point is 01:05:36 Steve's like Stop making that joke He's like I'm never coming back here ZM's brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM Feed by KFC Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app Play ZM

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