ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 9th September 2022

Episode Date: September 9, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes Christmas is all around me And I don't feel it grow It's not time yet. Should we try harmonize? It's not Christmas time yet.

We tried to slap an extra bloody syllable in there. Syllable? Yeah. Yeah. That's the line from the movie. Yeah. Those. Several.

Natural. Several. What was the other one? Versales. Versales. Versales. I heard they've renamed it to Versalis. I heard that too.

Nice ring to it. Welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast, everyone. Sorry about that, guys. That was chaos. That was nice. Chaos. Let's do it again then. Oh, my God.

People say we should sing more often. Yeah, can we do harmonies? Let's try. I got a song to suggest. I was out there and I heard a song that was playing on Coast, one of our sister stations. And do you remember the song? It's hip to be a square.

Hip, hip, I don't know. They won't. Hip to be a square. Do you know any more lines than that? Because I don't. Was it Cher? The way you're singing it. No, it's not.

What about Uptown Girl? Do you reckon's not. What about Uptown Girl? Do you reckon we could harmonise on Uptown Girl? Uptown Girl. Okay, okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Uptown Girl.

She's been living in her Uptown world. When there's anyone in her class can't. What does anyone in her class get? My headphones started crackly. I couldn't hear anything. I'm going to try for an uptown girl. She's my uptown girl. That's enough. That's enough.

We should have done Sweet Child of Mine. That's such a good song to harmonise. Are we doing an international birthday banger today? Oh yeah, give me one second. We are? Okay, in that case... No. No.

Hello? International birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Bree and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah! Welcome to the international birthday banger, everybody.

If you listen to this podcast, you should join our Facebook group. Search the Bree and Clint Podcast family. Have some banter with us and tell us what your birthday is. We'll do your birthday banger on the podcast. Correct. The first person who has done that is Jasmine Bentink from Denmark, Western Australia. There's a Denmark in Western Australia? I've never heard of it, but sounds like a delightful place.

So there's a Paris in Texas, I think. You know where I grew up is named after a place in France? Stanthorpe? No, Pozières is technically the area I grew up in. Oui, la, la. Is that how the French pronounce it? And so it was named after one of the battle areas where heaps of Anzac soldiers died.

Oh, okay. It's always very confusing. You know all of that, but you don't know Versailles. It's Versailles. God, how many times do I have to tell you? Anyway, sorry, Jasmine. Lovely to have you on the show. You were born on the 7th of January, 2005,

which means you were 16 in 2021, last year. Oh! Welcome to the Birthday Banger crew. Here is your Birthday Banger. I don't want a lot for tonight. What are the chances? There is. Christmas is in the air.

Let's go to number one last year? It's amazing Every year Every year Around that time How much money would she make Off that one song? Well she's trying to monetise it

We talked about this On the show the other week She's trying to brand herself As the queen of Christmas I mean she is right? She owns it There's no competition Yeah she owns it

Well that's true There's only one queen of Christmas And that's Mrs Claus She doesn't get enough credit Mrs Claus What does she really do? Excuse She makes the cookies

Oh my gosh Clint Seriously? Let's do a birthday banger for Rachel Cottingham From Surrey in England I've heard Surrey's a delightful place Rachel So ease your a birthday banger for Rachel Cottingham from Surrey in England. I've heard Surrey's a delightful place. Rachel, so here's your bloody birthday banger. 22nd of June, 1973. So you were 16 in 1989 and here's your birthday banger.

She's got the look. She's got the look. She's got the look. She's got the look. What in the world can make a... Who's your insider in Surrey that told you it's such a lovely place? Someone I used to date. Ooh.

Did they have an accent? I actually... Sorry about it. Did they have an accent? Of course they did. They were from Eden. Love it. One more birthday banger for Dustin J. Green from Seattle, Washington.

Right, Dustin. Seattle, Washington, America, not. The Seattle, Washington America, not Seattle, Washington Australia. Who has seen Sleepless in Seattle? I can't remember. No. Probably.

Is it a movie? Come on, guys. It's a classic. Tom Cruise, Julia Roberts. No. Tom Cruise. I'm doing that on purpose. Who's in it?

Meg Ryan? Yeah. And? Kiefer Sutherland. Who's Kiefer? Meg Ryan. Yeah. And? Kiefer Sutherland. Who's Kiefer? From 24. I don't know. Anyway, Dustin, you were born on the 20th of August, 1990,

which means you were 16 in 2006. And on that day, this was number one. Go ahead, be gone with it. Come to the bed. Go ahead, be gone with it. C.I.P. Go ahead, be gone with it. J.T.

Oh, I love this song. The amount of nightclub hookups I've had love this song The amount of nightclub hookups I've had to this song Okay, alright Go on, don't tell Have any of you ever kissed someone with a tongue ring? A tongue ring? I have Is that weird?

I wasn't a fan It's like, ooh, what's that? You haven't lived if you haven't kissed someone with a tongue ring It's like Oh what's that You haven't lived If you haven't kissed Someone with a tongue It's real weird Do you feel it Yeah

Is that gum Do you know Before you know You know straight away Yuck I vote Roxette As the winner Of the international

Birthday banger No I want Mariah Carey No no no Sexy back I take it back Sexy back Vote for everything Except what I say Sorry I want Mariah Carey No no no Sexy back I'd take it back Sexy back Vote for everything Except what I say

Sorry I want JT Okay we've got One JT One Mariah One Roxette Brie deciding vote Sexy back There it is

Takes her back To her tongue ring days We'll harmonise This song for you Push people up Against the wall In the sweaty club And I'm like Yes And then she picks them up No Puts their legs Around her waist We'll harmonise this song for you. Push people up against the wall in the sweaty club.

And I'm like, yes. And then she picks them up, puts their legs around her waist. That happened one time. Have a great weekend, guys. We'll see you next week. Bree and Clint, bye. Bye, guys. Bye. What time is it? What a way to start the weekend! ZM's Bree and Clint.

Afternoon everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Guys, how good is a Friday? Where's the rosé? Bring it on out. Come on producers, I know you have it. Did you bring some in, did you? No I didn't, I just assumed. Does that have a secret store? Yeah. Yeah?

I just assumed that we'd have rosé. Well, we should probably have a commemorative rosé this afternoon. Or at least a G&T in honour of Her Majesty the Queen's passing. I know. She loved a gin, so maybe we should have a gin. What a sad day. Longest serving monarch ever. 70 years.

Incredible. And she did an amazing job. So very sad news to wake up to that this morning. She was working up until 36 hours before she died. She swore on the new prime minister just a day and a half ago. That's incredible. Yeah, she did not stop. So it's a very sad day for New Zealand, a very sad day for the world.

We will pay tribute to the Queen later on in the show. We're going to ask you if you ever met the Queen. Yeah, I know. Do you reckon anyone listening pay tribute to the Queen later on in the show. We're going to ask you if you ever met the Queen. Yeah, I know. Do you reckon anyone listening has ever met the Queen? Well, I know people who met Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and maybe Prince William as well, but I don't know about the Queen. She's like the, what's the best Pokemon card? Charizard.

Yeah, she's like holographic. She's like holographic Charizard. The other ones are good, but they're no Charizard. Should we kick off the show by playing some Queen? Oh, we could do that. In ode to her. In honour of the Queen. I mean, it is.

Well, Queen's a Friday jam, isn't it? Absolutely it is. You pick what song. I'll tell people that they can call now. 0800 DIAL ZM for Tradie versus Lady. We've got $50 cash, all thanks to our mates at KFC. If you want to win for a Friday, you can call us now. There's only one Queen song to play.

If we're going to pay tribute to the Queen, there is only one Queen song. What song do you reckon? Another One Bites the Dust. Is that the song you've picked? Absolutely not. That would be disrespectful. I was going to say, I can think of a few others that would be better. Yeah, this is good.

How about this? This is perfect. Little tribute to Her Majesty the Queen. May she rest in peace. Call us now if you'd like to play Tradiverse Lady. Bree and Clint, ZDM. Bree and Clint. ZM Brian Clint, that's Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. If you ever wonder, is Ross Boss as much of a punisher as we make him out to be?

He just stormed into the studio and went, this is a tenuous link. This is a tenuous link to the Queen. And I said, it's not. It's literally called Queen. And she loved Queen. Yeah. And she doesn't have any singles for us to play.

So what would you have us do, Ross? Like a mega mix of her Christmas messages. Well, we can get that organised for five. We can play the extended mix of God Save the Queen, if you like. It's God Save the King now for His Majesty. Come on. Of course, of course. Have we got that yet?

God Save the King? Yeah. Are they actually changing it? No, the Royal Band are working it up at the moment. I think we're fine. Well, no, they had it 50 years ago, 70 years ago. 70 years ago. Yeah.

They'll just pull out the... The old one. Nah, he wants a new one. He wants one that's been produced by Diplo. He wants a track one, yeah. He's a king for a new generation. If I know Charles, he loves a bit of house music. Yeah, I can't say that. All right, how many Queen songs are we allowed to play today? Just that.

Just that one for now. We'll take it. Free and Cleanse. Tradies versus ladies. All right, the tradies versus the ladies. What's your problem, man? He's picking apart our show where we're asking, did you meet the queen?

Why are you doing this? What day? Like, literally, what would you have us talk about today? It's the only day to do it. What would you have us talk about? Someone on the text machine said they have met the queen. Yeah. I'm sure people have. We can talk about it Yeah. Okay, we'll talk about it afterwards.

We've got tradie versus lady. The lady's sitting on 66, the tradie's on 79. Let's meet our lady first. She's 38 years old and she has the stupidest cat. Welcome to the show. It's Claire. G'day, Claire. Why is your cat so stupid?

Oh, he's a real sweetheart. His face is all mushed up and he walks into the wall and the door and the glass window and our feet. It's a real chicken and egg situation, right? What came first, the smushed face or the walking into walls? You can't be cute and smart, can you, Claire? No, no, one or the other. Let's meet your opposition today, our tradies from Auckland.

He's 29 years old and he recently found something out that is crazy. Welcome to the show, Brandon. Brandon, we've got to know, what is this crazy thing you found out? Well, as everyone's learning on TikTok these days there's actually a TikTok video kids don't get knuckles until they're about

three years old. What? Really? Kids don't have knuckle bones? I have two kids and one of them has no knuckles. The first thing I'm doing

tonight when I get home is checking my daughters for knuckles. That is well, that's freaky. That is freaky, eh? Okay, good fact, man. Your buzzer is tradie.

Claire, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers is walking away with 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Sad news to wake up to this morning that Queen Elizabeth II has passed away at the age of 96. She was the longest ever serving monarch.

How many years was she queen? Yes, Brandon just got in. 70. That is correct. Celebrated her 70-year jubilee earlier this year. Correct. Question number two, one to the tradies. Sticking with the queen, her husband passed slightly more than one year before her.

What was his name? Lady. Claire. Philip. That is correct. Prince Philip.? Lady. Claire. Please, Claire. Philip. That is correct. Prince Philip. Nice work. We are one apiece.

Question number three. In what city would you find Buckingham Palace? Trady. Yes, Brandon. London. Well done. This is good. On the money.

You guys are neck and neck. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. How many elements are there in a periodic table? Is it 50, 118 or 154? Tradie. Yes, Brandon. 154.

Incorrect. Claire, you want to guess? 50. We were looking for 118. We were doing so well, guys. We were doing so well. That was a hard well, guys. We were doing so well. That was a hard question, to be honest. Question number five.

What city would you be in if you were standing on the Spanish steppes? Sadie. Yes, Brandon. Barcelona. Clare. Madrid. You guys want to have another guess each. We'll give you a clue.

It's not in Spain. Think Trevi Fountain Trevi Brandon Rome That is correct And that is the win That's the win? That is the win

That's the win You've got 10 knuckles and $50 cash Thanks to KFC Congratulations Brandon Yeah, thank you Nice work You've got 10 knuckles and $50 cash thanks to KFC. Congratulations, Brandon. Yeah, thank you. Nice work. Brie and Clint. I just want to read you this text, Brie.

No more queen talk, please. It's putting a downer on Friday. I need the bangers. What if we do queen talk and bangers? Queen talk. A little bit of queen talk because it's a momentous occasion. It is. And then back to the bangers.

Yep. But I hear you can get oversaturated with this stuff, but it's only going to last for the next 10 days, okay? At least. Yeah, exactly. What about talk of Queen the band? Yeah. Does that count as queen talk?

And what about Yas Queens? Yas Queens. Drag Queens. Yeah. Queen Street chat. And what a... Now, let's just stick with Lizzie. Seeing as she has passed today,

Brie and I have both been researching the Queen and this is interesting, okay? We have some facts about the Queen that you may not know. Correct. So we'll go through these and see how many you didn't know. Correct. So we'll go through these and see how many you didn't know. Obviously you know that she spent seven decades on throne and as

Brie has already told you she's the longest reigning monarch of all time. But to put it into perspective how long she was the queen her reign was longer than her father's, her uncle's, her grandfather's and her great-grandfather's combined. Wow. All four of their reigns were shorter than hers. If you put them one by one by one by one. It's pretty incredible, isn't it?

It is incredible. It's amazing. Did you know that she owned more than 30 corgis? Yes. Oh, yeah, right. Not all at the same time. No. Over the years.

She also had two dorgies, which are crossbreeds of a dachshund and a corgi. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Little sausage dog corgi? Yeah. The Queen was born on April 21st, 1926, which means Queen Elizabeth was older than sliced bread.

She was older than penicillin. Wow. She was older than ballpoint pens, nylon, Velcro, the slinky. The Queen was older than FM radio. That's incredible. Yeah. Isn't it? Let's talk about her relationship.

Elizabeth and her husband, Prince Philip, enjoyed a stable relationship for more than 70 years, which outlasted the marriages of three of her four children. Yes, that's right, yeah. Incredible. She reigned for 30% of all US history. So the time that the United States has existed, she was the reigning monarch,

not of America, but for 30% of that country's history. That's how long she has been on the throne. That's incredible. Yeah. What about, she may have been the queen, but she paid taxes at least since 1992.

Yeah, good, good, good. There are so many weird traditions that now come into play. For Charles to become king, which he is now, each of his siblings has to kiss his hand. Really? There's a ceremony that happens. Not a ring? No, not a ring. The hand. They have

to kiss his hand, and by doing so, they endorse him as king, as the successor to their mother, and then he becomes king. I have a question. Yeah. And this might not be the day to ask it, but I'm going to ask it anyway. Yeah. Obviously, the queen's face is on all of our money, coins,

you know, all that type of thing, stamps. Does the face change on the money? Yes, straight away. It changes now. Yeah. So that money will stay in circulation? It stays in circulation, yeah. Because you know how you get a coin and it says it's from 2006?

It'll still be. It'll still there. But the next time money is minted, it will have Prince Charles face on it. King Charles face on it. We'll have two different types. Yeah, correct. Of money in circulation. Yeah.

God save the Queen instantly changes to God save the King. People who are Queen's councils, so legal people. They do the objecting and stuff. They're already King's councils. Gotcha. Straight away. Interesting. These things happen very fast.

Yeah. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, two major announcements from two massive shows about new characters, which includes, I guess, a lot of different people. It does.

I'm very excited to be the person bringing this news today. Thomas the Tank Engine is introducing an autistic character and Pepper the Pig is introducing its first same-sex couple. One of Pepper the Pig's, just to set the scene, one of Peppa Pig's school friends talks about having two mums and she draws a picture. And she's like, this is my mummy, this is my other mummy.

One of my mummies is a doctor and the other mummy makes sausages. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The other mummy makes sausages and it's a pig. A pig that makes sausages? Spaghetti. Huh? Actually, she a pig. A pig that makes sausages. Spaghetti. Huh? Spaghetti.

Actually, she said spaghetti. She didn't say sausages. Oh, thank God. I was going to say. Because I was like, on one hand, congratulations on the inclusivity. On the other hand, let's ban them for cannibalism. Yeah, I was going to say, that's a bit rough. The pig that's the butcher.

Not ideal. Yeah, you missed the point. You missed the excitement. The excitement is it's just two mums. This is exciting because... You're right, you've missed the point. You've missed the excitement. The excitement is it's just two mums. This is exciting because You're right, you're right, Dean. We got hung up on the sausage. You're right. We apologise. That's so cool. So Thomas the Tank Engine,

an autistic character which is great, and Peppa Pig, first same-sex couple on that show. I mean, in our generation, in our lifetime, Clint, like when we were young, we didn't have anything like that. And I think that's awesome. Yeah, great news.

Representation is important, so that is great news. Thank you, Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent live from Los Angeles. Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of the song. No hesitating. You only get one second of the song. No hesitating. You only got one second of a one second.

This is the World Famous One Second Song Challenge where we go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can. We can't do it alone, though. We need team members. That's correct. First team member up is Kennedy. G'day, Kennedy. Hello.

Whose team do you want to be on? Team Bree or Team Clint? I'm going to go Bree Team Bree Kennedy and Bree Let's do it Lock it in Kelsey that means you're on Team Clint

Woo Yeah Yeah Alright The referee Marshall Umpire What are you Claude?

I don't think referee is cool Referee of the One Second Song Challenge The dictator I'm sorry The boss Sorry about that It's, Claude? I think referee's cool. Referee of the One Second Song Challenge. The dictator. I'm sorry. The boss. Sorry about that. It's producer Claude.

What's the deal today? Claude, what's our theme? Well, obviously, we all know that the Queen has passed away. Yes. So these songs are all from artists that have performed at her past jubilees. Ooh. Ooh, okay. Fun. Okay.

Fun. So the one in 2012 and then the one this year. Yeah, pretty much. Well, they're the ones I've seen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In. Okay. Fun. So the one in 2012 and then the one this year. Yeah, pretty much. Well, they're the ones I've seen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One in the last 10 years. Brie and I will go first and then we'll hand it over to Kennedy and Kelsey to give it a go. Are we good to do this?

Yeah, good luck, guys. Here's your song. Brie. Brie. That's Elton John. What's it called? I'm Still Standing. Yep.

Jesus, that was fast. That was good for me, wasn't it? That was so fast. I feel like I have two modes of this game, really good or horrific. It could be a really good day. Kennedy and Kelsey, it's your guys' turn. Your buzzers are your names, okay? Okay.

Come on, Kennedy. You got this. Good luck, guys. Here's your guys' turn. Your buzzers are your names, okay? Okay. Come on, Kennedy. You got this. Good luck, guys. Here's your song. Kelsey. Kelsey was first. We Will Rock You by Queen. Yep, that's it. Good, Kelsey. Kennedy, you knew that too, didn't you?

Yeah, I was literally right behind her. Did Queen play at the Queen's Jubilee? That's confusing. Yeah, they opened this year's one. Wow. Queen and Adam Lambert with this song. Wow. Yeah.

Okay. Back to you and me, Brie. Alrighty. Good luck. Here's your song. Great. Oh. Robbie Williams rock DJ?

Yeah, very good. I don't want to rock like DJ. DJ. Hopefully he kept his clothes on when he performed this song for the Queen. That music video was a bit... It was a lot, eh? It was a lot. Kennedy, you need this one to keep us in it, okay?

I believe in you. Kelsey, you could win it right now. Yeah, Kelsey, you get this, we win, okay? Okay, yeah. Okay, good luck, guys. Here we go. Kelsey. Kennedy.

Kelsey. Ed Sheeran, Castle on the Hill. You got it. Whoa! Kelsey. Very good from you. Well done, Kelsey. You found your knack.

You're good at this game. And you've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming to you. Congratulations. Thank you very, very much. Thank you. Very good. That was a solid game. Solid game today. Get your judgemental pants on, everybody, because it's time to decide who's the

a-hole in this situation, okay? Who is it? Who is it? And it concerns aeroplane etiquette. Oh, yep, people who put their seat back on a domestic flight. Who's the a-hole in that situation? That person. Is it the recliner or is it me, the person who jams my knees so hard into the back of their seat that their seat won't move and they think their seat is broken? It's the person reclining. I'm glad to hear that.

No, this is a different one. A solo traveller who refused to swap seats with a family has asked the internet, am I the a-hole? I always see these questions coming up. So there's a bit of detail. All right, what's the details? And I'll give you all the information, and then as a team we can decide

who's the arsehole in this situation. So he wrote on Reddit, I travelled home from Greece today. The flight was roughly 10 hours. A long flight. And around this time of year it's extremely hectic. I booked my ticket specifically to be closer to the front of the plane so I could be

closer to the gate when it's time to get out. Okay. He's planned his exit strategy and he paid for it. I booked my I personally hate travelling so I spend a little bit more money to be closer. Okay. Got it. When I got on the plane, a family of four approached me

and asked if I could switch spots. Normally, I would be okay with switching spots, but this would mean moving back 20 rows, which would leave me at an inconvenience and I would not be getting my money's worth. So it goes from the front of the plane to... All the way to the back. Almost to the back.

The mother said that I was being an a-hole and should just give up my seat so she could sit with her husband and kids. I responded with, respectfully, ma'am, your travel issues are not my problem. I am keeping the seat that I paid for. He goes on and he said,

she ended up making a scene and said, wow, look at this a-hole who can't even move seats so a family can sit together. Oh God. I said. People, planes make people so enjoyable. Travel makes stressed people crazy. I know.

Is what it comes down to. Yeah, it's not a good situation. And I imagine travelling with kids. Even worse. Even worse. Even worse. That's why's not a good situation. And I imagine travelling with kids... Even worse. Even worse. Even worse. That's why I've never done it. I said to her,

maybe you should have booked ahead of time or spent a bit more money on tickets so you could all sit together. I sat down. Her husband apologised to me for her behaviour and said... I hope she wasn't there. I know, right?

Said sorry about her. She hates traveling. But if you had just given her the seat, that would have made things a lot easier. So it's kind of like a good cop, bad cop. It's kind of like a backhanded apology. Yeah. Isn't it? It's like, sorry about her, but you actually caused this.

But you're the reason. Little bit, eh? Yep. So that's all the information. With all of that, who's the asshole, excuse me, who's the a-hole in this situation? The mum is the a-hole. Why?

Because I think he, well, he paid for his seat for one. Yes. And he had a reason as to why he paid for his seat. Yes. And she was the one that made a scene, made a big deal about it, and she wasn't the one that had paid for her seat so they could all sit together.

I agree with you, and I think you are met with the same energy that you bring. Exactly. So if you go to that guy expecting him to give up his seat, and then when you don't get what you want, you lash out. Kick up a fuss. You're the a-hole. You're the a-hole because you're the one.

And honestly, I reckon listening to this guy, if she had gone and said, I hate to do this. I'm so sorry. And I know this is a really good seat. Can I buy you a snack or do something? Can my kids do a finger painting

for you? They make great macaroni necklaces. Can I pay for your movies or something on the flight or whatever? I agree with you. Does the internet agree with us? Is she the a-hole? 9,000 responses to this online. Overwhelmingly, the response was on the side of the solo traveller. She's the a-hole.

She is. Yeah. Producers, just to confirm, what do you think? Who is the a-hole? Just putting them on the spot. The mum? You weren't listening, were you? No, I was not listening. And see

next time, I'm gonna ask you something. It's like a pop quiz. You guys failed, okay? Miserably. Bree and Clint. Is it put your hands up for Detroit, our lovely city, or put your hands up for Detroit, I love this city? I love this city. Is it?

I think so. Our lovely city. No! Isn't it? What kind of DJ is going, our lovely city? One from Detroit. I love this city. Question for you.

Wait, wait, wait, producer Claude. I just Googled the lyrics. Am I wrong? No, it's our lovely city. That's it. Our lovely city. Our lovely city. Put your hands up for Detroit.

Lame lyric, Freddie LeGron. I'll let him know. Yeah, let him know. Any Lego builders in the team? Anyone into Lego? I don't mind a bit of Lego. Yeah, you're a Lego master? I don't have any Lego at home, but I loved Lego as a kid.

It's expensive, eh? Yeah, it is quite expensive. Lego, the company, have stated that using Lego is good for your mental health. Yeah, I believe this. I've got a few friends who make big Lego kind of models and they do it as a hobby because it de-stresses them. Are they mentally stable because of it? Yeah.

Yeah, good. Yeah, it's kind of like meditation for them. I can see that. Gives your hands something to do. Yeah. Like smoking. No, not the same. No.

De-stresses you, like smoking. No. Smoke-free 2025. I'm on board. According to Lego Group, their 2022 well report, they surveyed 32,000 parents and adults. 78% of adults claimed that Lego play helped with their own well-being. 76% said it was a fundamental part of their happiness playing with Lego.

That's adults. Almost 90% of respondents said that playing with Lego strengthened their relationship with their children or partner. That is pretty cool. That is cool. Isn't it? I think it's a really good bonding thing. Because you don't have to

talk either. If you find that you and your kids don't have much to talk about, you can just do Lego. And there's nothing like that good old-fashioned bonding time when you don't have to talk. When you don't have to talk. It's good, isn't it? That's why I like to take my kids to the movies.

That's why I like taking the kids to footy. Watch the movie. In addition, 88% of adults thought playing with the blocks supported their confidence. Cool. 79% said it helped develop their emotional intelligence.

Really? Lego, emotional intelligence. I guess because you make that little Lego Western set. Maybe it's about like controlling your emotions and not getting frustrated and smashing blocks everywhere.

And 74% said it helped support their listening skills. I guess that's the talking thing we were talking about. No, you don't have to talk when you're doing Lego. Well, you don't. No. You don't. Haven't you ever watched Lego Masters? Ready?

We're going to play a bit of the trailer from Lego Masters. Are you ready? Yeah. Sounds like a great show to me. Well, I'm so excited to get into this discussion because do you know who Giselle Clarkson is? No. Giselle Clarkson is a woman who fired up the nation

with the biscuit and slice debate a few years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think back in 2017. Yeah. Hugely controversial, that tea towel this. Yeah, yeah. I think back in 2017. Yeah. Hugely controversial, that tea towel thing. Yes, the tea towel thing. Well, she's back in the news because she's got a new one coming out. Yeah, yeah.

And this time it delves into kiwi spreads. Excuse me? So I think what she means by that, time to spread your legs everyone. She's delving into my what? I think what she means is like stuff you'd put out on a spread if people were coming over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? After footy. Classic snacks. After church. Yeah.

Stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People coming round, get some finger food essentially, isn't it? Pardon you? The Kiwi spread finger food. It's called the traditional big spread. Yeah, okay, what's on this? And I thought we could go through the list,

and we can all decide as a group if we think it's worthy. Of going on? Going on. Got it, okay, cool. So let's kick it off. I think this is a pretty easy one. The cheese roll. Yes, it's on.

It's on, right? Definitely on. I'm going to vote yes. I've never had one, but I'm putting it on. Oh, you need to have one. Get that woman on a flight to Invercargill ASAP. Good cheese rolls in Invercargill. Producer Ellie, yes or no?

Yeah, yeah, it'll be there. Classic. Okay, what about... Oh, this is one of my all-time favourites. The Cheerio. Yes, it's on oh, this is one of my all-time favourites, the Cheerio. Yes, it's on there. And the little sausages. Only if it has a little bowl of tomato sauce next to it.

Yep, the Cheerio, got to be on the list. Let's rip through these, the sausage roll. It's on the list. Yes, classic. Only if it came out of the oven in one of those ultra-long things and mums cut them up into small ones. I feel like there's a lot of things you're putting on this only if they're these ones. Not fancy

cafe sausage rolls. No, it needs to be sausage rolls. From the freezer. And they've been in the freezer for three months, maybe a year just for this occasion. I'll take any sausage roll I can get to be honest. What about an asparagus roll?

I love asparagus roll? What? I love asparagus rolls, can I say. White bread, butter. Yum. Cut the crusts off. Yeah, that's right. Even better with chia bread. Asparagus from a tin as well.

God, how fancy did I sound just then? It is asparagus from a tin. It is. Because regular asparagus is too firm. You're right, Clint. It's way too firm. What about, oh, this is so good, custard square? Yeah.

Can't go past it. Okay, stop. Everyone loves a custard square. It's not a staple of the Kiwi spread. Yes, it is. Yeah, it is. Oh, not from the spread. It's a bakery staple. Who's whipping out a custard square?

Where are you getting that from? I think more people should. No, no, no, no, no, no. I know you would, but you don't. Like, if you're putting on a spread, where does custard square come from? I go to the bakery and I get a custard square. Along with, you know, a cheese roll. I don't know if it's a classic Kiwi.

No, you don't go to the bakery to get a cheese roll. You make cheese rolls in your own kitchen. If you're in the South Island, you can. I think it's on the list. I'm voting yes. Will I vote no? Yeah, I'll go no. I want it on the list.

Alright, well. Yes, Claudia. It's a 50-50. Okay, what about I'm right though. I'm right. It doesn't belong in a spread.

It's delicious but it doesn't belong in a spread. Nah, it does. I think it does. It's all red in the face. What about a pikelet? Yes.

Oh yeah. I love a pikelet. With butter and jam. Yum, yum, yum.. I love a pikelet. With butter and jam. Yum, yum, yum. And cream. Pikelets, cream and jam. Yes, because you can make them at home. Yes, you can.

You can, but no one does. Yes, they do. Yeah. Wait, whose houses are you going to? Pikelets are easy. I can make you a pikelet in the toasty machine. I'll let you in on something. Pikelets, just a fancy name for a pancake.

You're joking. It's a tiny little pancake. It's a pancake in disguise. What about a date scone? Oh yeah, mum loves them. I don't enjoy them but they belong on there. I don't like dates and scones. I just like a good old fashioned scone.

Cheese scone. Yeah, cheese scone over the date scone. What about a club sandwich? Yes, correct. God, so good. Cucumber in your club sandwich? Soggy. Yeah. Ginger kiss? Yeah.

That's a staple. You can make those at home. Yeah, I'm happy to put an eight pack of ginger kisses from Pack and Save on there. Yes. Good time. Can I ask if something's

going to be on it? Yeah. Fairy bread? Fairy bread's not on the list. What? That is controversial. What are the kids meant to eat? The Cheer Yeah. Fairy bread? Fairy bread's not on the list. What? That is controversial. What are the kids meant to eat? The Cheerios. Oh, Cheerios.

Chew, chew, chew, chew. Stuff the kids. I'm eating the Cheerios. They're for me. What about a lamington? Gotta be on this. Yeah, that's kiwi. Chocolate or strawberry? Well, this one's strawberry. Strawberry.

But I prefer chocolate in my household. Chocolate or strawberry? Well, this one's strawberry. Strawberry. Yeah. But I prefer chocolate in my household. It says here a stuffed egg, which I mean, I know that as... What? A deviled egg? A deviled egg. Very 70s. God, I love... Very 70s.

Delicious. Get a deviled egg in my mouth. I love deviled eggs. Is it poached? Yeah. It's like a hard-boiled egg, but you scoop the inside out and put something in it and put it back in. Yeah, yeah, you mix it up with mayonnaise and chives or something.

Sounds like a lot. And then you pipe them back into the eggs. Which is what the devil does. He eats deviled eggs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, I love a deviled egg. The farts you do after a deviled egg are straight from Satan. That's why they're called deviled eggs.

Yeah. And then my last one, there is a few more, but the last one I'm going to read out just says cheese and gherkin on a stick. Yeah, and if you're all out of cheese and gherkin, a bit of luncheon pineapple and cheese will do as well. That's the fancy version. Yeah, that's the upmarket version. Brie and Clint.

Time for Friday Oaky. And now it's version. Brie and Clint. Time for Friday Okie. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Brie and Clint.

You've made my Friday again. Friday Okie. Let's go. Our weekly singing competition We go head to head We spend a good amount of time 15 whole minutes With a professional audio engineer We put in a lot of effort

We put in the mahi You get the treats That's correct We make these songs sound as good as possible We recorded this yesterday Our Friday Okies This morning the tragic news Of the Queen passing was announced

and I said, do we need to re-record these? Do we need to do a Queen song especially? The feedback came overwhelmingly, no. The people need to hear your Avril Lavigne. The people want Avril. The people want Avril. This week, 20 years ago,

this song was number one in New Zealand so to commemorate that Brie and I have butchered it in honour of Avril I am low key dreading hearing mine I haven't heard it yet oh my voice cracked about

60 times during singing this she's so much better at singing than I realised. She does this weird yelling slash singing. High-pitched thing, right? And it's high-pitched and it's so hard to do. What's going to happen? You're going to hear both of them.

And once you have, you can vote on 0800DIALSATM and tell us who the winner of Friday Oki is this week. All right, let's get into it. I'll go first. Singers, I picked the song. Pray for me. Uh-huh. Cause life's like this.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That's the way it is. Chill out what you're yelling for. Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be You would see I like you the way you are

When we're driving in your car And you're talking to me one-on-one But you become somebody else Round everyone else You're watching your back like you can't relax. You try to be cool. You look like a fool to me. Tell me why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated. A life's like this, you. And you fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into. Honestly, you promised me I'm never going to find you faking. No, no, no. I think that's the first Friday Oki you could hear you running out of breath. Like you could hear, you were like...

Oh my God. That was horrible. Someone said, here come the cats. Someone said, tell Clint to take those nose pigs off. Oh look, I've got a nose issue, okay? I've got a breathing issue. But I don't think that's any excuse. Not bad. Not bad. I'm not saying

anything. I thought that was a pretty good effort. Damn, Clint. Are you okay? Is Breeze gonna be any better than that? I doubt it. But let's have a listen. Here it comes. This is Breeze Avril Lavigne for Friday Oaky.

Life's like this. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That's the way it is. Chill out, watch a yelling floor. Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see.

I like you the way you are when we're driving in your car. And you're talking to me one on one. But you become somebody else around everyone else. You're watching your back like you can't relax. You try to be cool, but you look like a fool to me. Tell me why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated. Life's like this, you.

And you fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into Okay. I think I went all right. If you don't win, there is something wrong with the simulation. I'm pretty happy with that one. Oh, you think you should be. Yeah, that's one of my better ones, I think. Yeah, you didn't sound like a cat going through puberty, so. It wasn't good singing, but it was not bad for me.

I set the bar incredibly low for you. But we cannot control how people will vote. So who is the best at Avril Lavigne? I've lost three weeks in a row. I need some votes. 0800 dial ZM. We want you guys to pick a winner of Friday Okie this afternoon. And if you have some constructive feedback for us,

you could walk away with some KFC chicken dollars. Bree and Clint. We did Complicated and mine sounded like this. Tell me why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? Well, he's obviously chosen the worst bit there. Yeah, absolutely. The rest was fire. Bree sounded like this. I was trying to put on an American accent.

I don't think it's going to be very complicated figuring out who wins this one. You never know. You never know the way the votes will go. No, you do never know how this is going to go. We get five of them from you guys, and that decides the winner. Let's go to Tim first. Hi, Tim.

Hi, Clint. How are you? Good. G'day, Tim. What do you think? What's your feedback for us on Friday Oki this week? I'm voting for three. Yes, Timmy.

My boy. Thank you for your vote. The feedback is short and sweet. And that's said enough, really. Let's go to Tina and Ashton this afternoon. Hi, guys. G'day. Hello.

How are we? Good, good. Do you have a laugh? We want to vote. Yeah. So purely comedy factor Clint, please. Oh. Oh, no.

It was so bad that it was good. Okay, thank you, Tender and Ashton. Have a great weekend. Thanks, guys. Let's go to Crystal. Good afternoon, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi, guys.

What are your thoughts this week, mate? Well, Bree, you had me singing along, and I'm sorry, Clint, but as my kids would say, that was a bit cringe. It was a bit cringe. I love that you've quoted your kids. Yeah, don't blame it on the kids, Crystal. Tell me what you really think, okay?

Thank you, Crystal. 2-1, Bree. Let's go to Shana. Kia ora, Shana. Hi, Shana. How's it going, guys? Good, thanks. Did you get a laugh out of Friday Oki this week?

Oh, I did. Clint did such a good job. But honestly, bro, you blew it out of the park. Thank you, Shana. I think Avril might be my niche. Shana, I... I think so. Yeah, punk rock check.

I knew I had to commit. Like, if I came in there and just did it down here, it wouldn't have been fair, right? You needed to put on more black eyeliner. Is that what it was? I think so. Yeah, long fringe. Shana, the long fringe, yeah, girl.

Fishnet gloves? Yes, that's the one. It's a done deal, but let's go to Barb's anyway. Kia ora, Barb's. Hi, Barb's. Hey, team, how you doing? Good, thank you, Barb's. Any feedback for us this week?

Well, I think Clint needs to stick to radio presenting, to be honest. Babs. I'm sorry, mate, but that was such a poor effort. It looked like you were being squeezed quite tightly. Okay, so just to be clear, how are you voting for? It's got to be brave. It's got to be brave. Yes, Barb. Tell me why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

Have an excellent weekend, Barb. Thanks for voting in Friday. Thanks, Barb. I might pull out my skateboard. You might have to. Yeah, my longboard. I was a bit of a longboarder back in the day. Oh, cool, man.

I was so cool. Oh, cool, man. You know what I used to use as my brake? What? I used to use a jandal. Oh, okay. I was so cool. Oh, cool, man. You know what I used to use as my break? What? I used to use a jandal. Oh, okay. Bree and Clint. Time for Birthday Banger.

Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Welcome to the Birthday Banger for Friday. What you do is you give us your thing. We do the thing and the thing, and then we do the thing, and then we play one of the things.

That's the thing. Welcome to the thing, the thing and then we do the thing and then we play one of the things. That's the thing. Welcome to the thing, Kate. G'day, Kate. Hi. How's your week been out of 10, Kate? Oh, maybe a seven. Oh, yeah? Not too bad.

It's up there? Yeah. It's up there? Yeah. Better than a six? I take that as, yeah, it's been a good week. Nothing great happened, but it's been all right. It's been all right.

Nothing bad happened. Let's take it to a 7.5 with a solid birthday banger. Kate, what's your birthday? Well, I'm not doing mine because I'm pretty sure I know mine and it's not that great. Okay. I'm going to do my partner's and hopefully it's better. All right, cool.

What's their name? His name's Sam. Sam. All right, what's Sam's birthday? His birthday's the 22nd of October 1996. All right, that means he was 16 in 2012. And on Sam's 16th birthday, this would have been at the top of the chart. Banger!

Banger! Galvanaris, Kate. Is that better than your birthday, Banger Kate? Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay, good. I like that. It's got my vote already. Corinne's here.

Hi, Corinne. Hi, Corinne. Hi, how's it going? Good, how are you? Not too bad. Oh, good to hear, Corinne. I'm keen to do your birthday bag. What's your birthday?

Oh, it's not going to be as good as that one. Nah, it could be. Oh, Corinne, don't say that. You never know. 11th of the 1st, 1985. All right, that means you were 16 in 2001. And let me take you back to your 16th birthday, and this would have been number one.

Oh. Independent woman, Corinne. Destiny's child. Back yourself, Corinne. That's right up there. Can't complain with that. Can't complain with that. It's a good one, Corinne.

Wait there. One more birthday banger for Jenna. Kia ora, Jenna. Hi, Jenna. Hi, how are you? Good. How's your week been? Yeah, great.

Thank you. Just first time caller. Welcome to the show. We need to have like a song for our first time callers that we sing to them. Yeah, should we? Okay. Should we improvise one? Okay, we'll improvise something for you.

Ready? It's your first time calling the show. We are so grateful to take your call, Junity. Great. Thanks, guys. Bye-bye. Ta-da. We're not going to do that again Jenna

And you're probably never going to call or listen to the show after that Jenna, what's your birthday? 23rd of May 1987 Right Jenna I feel so embarrassed by that You were 16 It's your It's your first time calling the show

Here's your birthday banger Go Banger as well Jenna Right up there with the other two Another good one Do you like it? Yeah definitely a banger What would you pick Jenna? Oh it's gotta be 50 Cent Yeah

Such a good tune This is a really hard decision Such a hard one today. I have to go with my gut. I got the best vibe off the Calvin Harris song. So I'm going to vote Calvin Harris and Florence Welsh from Florence and the Machine. I think I'm going Fetty. Really?

I think so. Okay, we go to split vote. Today we give it to recently returned producer Ella. She's back from Europe. You have the split vote today. You can choose from all three birthday bangers. What is it? Okay, for Friday we need an upbeat song.

I'm going Calvin Harris, Sweet Nothin'. There it is. All right, that means Kate, you've taken it out. Congratulations, Kate. Have a great weekend. You too. Thank you. Hey, Kate, let's go.

Let's go. Yes, Kate, let's go. Let's go. Yes, Kate. Bree and Clint. Do you want to hear a story about something that's really rare? Yeah. Like one in a million. Yeah. Maybe even rarer.

Whoa. This happened recently where a Brazilian woman, she was living in Portugal, and she's given birth to twins who have two different fathers. What? So she gave birth to twins. Yeah. And each of the twins has a different dad. And they're identical? No, they're twins, but they can be frater to twins. Yeah. And each of the twins has a different dad.

And they're identical? No, they're twins, but they can be fraternal twins. Oh. So they're not identical twins. Well, technically are they twins? Yeah, I think so. You know what they are? They're half twins.

Well, I guess, yeah. They're half twins because they've got different dads. Half twins. So according to this story, the woman said she had some indoor gardening time with two men on the same day. Scandalous. And later on, she had to have a paternity test to figure out who was the father of her babies. And she was told. What a nightmare. What a nightmare, a nightmare by the way I know

You do it with two dudes on the same day and you get pregnant So one day I decide to have a bit more fun and now I'm in this predicament

Also I reckon it's an even bigger nightmare that they're both the dad You'd rather one If you just had one you could go cool that one I'll just deal with you

for the rest of the child's life. Imagine now you have to deal with two. You have to deal with two. And you definitely have to tell them what happened. So listen to this. This is how rare it is. The mother is believed to be the 20th known case, and this is what it's called, heteropaternal superfecundation.

Right. You said that very well. Superfeficundation. Right. You said that very well. Superficundation. No, no, don't try it again. It's too dangerous to try it again. The 20th known case in the world. Known being the key word. Because if this happened, I reckon there's a high chance

you wouldn't inform both dads. You'd just go, oh, pick one. That's the one. That's the dad. That's the one. You'll be the dad. So the term refers to when two eggs are fertilised by sperm from two different men. Yeah.

One of the kids could be black. One of the kids could be white. Yes. That is technically what could happen. And I was like, I wonder what's going to happen now. You know, are both dads going to be in this woman's life? Like what's going to happen now? You know, are both dads going to be in this woman's life? Like, what's going to happen?

Anyway, turns out one of the dads has taken responsibility for both boys. Oh, and the other dad didn't want to borrow that. Well, I'm not sure, but I think she's still with this. Well, we need to figure that out. She's still with this other guy. Because if one dad has just shotgunned both kids, that's not fair. Shotgun both. I want them both. No, but that's nice that he's taken on both.

Yeah, happy ending. But there you go. Double happy ending. A very rare, rare case. Bree and Clint. I came across this woman on TikTok of all places. Who would have thought I found something interesting on TikTok? Yeah, right.

And she is claiming to identify as a wolf. Her name is Naya. Her pronouns are wolf. Yes, literally. Really? Her name is Naya. She's 28. I love how delicate you're being with the subject.

And she was 10 years old when she realized she was different yeah she identifies as a wolf and has opened up about this online okay we've got a little clip of her here talking about it so spiritually and psychologically i sort of identify as a wolf but i know i'm human you know i walk on two legs i've got a job job. I've got a career. I mean, some people obviously raise their eyebrows, but it's not really that different if you really think about it. What does it change about your interaction with me? It's an interpersonal spiritual thing. And the people who are overreacting to it, it's like, okay, um, it doesn't affect you any. Jeez, pretty good hell.

Does affect me if you're making that noise in the office. But other than that, they are right. I mean, no one judged Jacob. Did they? No, no one judged Jacob. Everyone thought Jacob was very hot. Well, Edward was quite judgmental of Jacob. He was, but for different reasons.

But then it was more of a Bella issue. Yeah, I think so. I thought we could go around the room and pick what animal we would identify as if we were on that journey. Clint, you should go first. Wait, are we allowed to do this? I think so. Right, okay.

Yeah. It's not animal appropriation? No. I'm just so far out of my depth with these conversations. I think it's fine. I think what animal would you identify most as? Right, right, right, right. Look, I'd like to say like lion or like Bengal tiger.

Something cool. Something cool. But I think maybe I'm more of a dolphin. Can I get away with dolphin? I would say axolotl. Mexican walking fish. I might be slow, but I'm not that slow. No, I'll go dolphin.

A dolphin. I'm a porpoise. Okay. You've got a big blowhole. Yeah, exactly right. Claudia? I feel like I'd be something really lame, like a pigeon. There's not a lot going on between the ears, you know.

You'd be a beautiful native pigeon, though. You'd be a kēreru. Yeah, a kēreru, yeah. Yeah, beautiful one. I wouldn't actually give myself that much credit. I'm one of those like ratty ones. One with like three toes on one foot and none on the other. Ella, what are you?

Classic cat. I like the sun and I like sleep. Yeah. I can't hate it. A cat is a good one to be. Don't you want to be a vegan animal like a giraffe? Sure. That would be fun with a long neck.

You'd be a plant eater. You'd be a plant-based animal. Okay, I'll do that. Okay, she's a giraffe. Brie. Thank you. Oh, look, I already know. And you guys don't have to sit there and pretend.

I'm a pig. Hey. Brianna. None of us are going to call you a pig. What? Pigs are real smart. of us are going to call you a pig. Pigs are real smart. No one was going to call you a pig. I was going to say warthog. Yeah, they fart a lot.

More seen the Lion King. Let's wrap it up for the week, people. That's such a good movie. Have you watched that movie recently? Babe, Pig in the City? Yeah. No, Babe was just the first one. Babe, Pig in the City was the second one.

I'm more of a Babe, Pig in the City man. And Magda Zabanski is the wife? Is she? Yeah. She's the wife. Magda Zabanski? Yes. From Captain Kim?

Yes. In Babe. Wait, oh God. You've blown my mind there. I'm going to really eat my own words Is she old enough to be the wife in Babe? They made her look older Yeah

Well I guess they made that pig talk They can do anything Yeah look hold on I mean this is very visual for everyone watching There she is Oh my god I had no idea Of course she is Yeah

What was her name on Kath and Kim? Um Sharon Sharon yeah Yeah The one who was in love with Sharon Streslecki Oh my God, I had no idea. Of course she is. Yeah. What was her name on Kath and Kim? Sharon. Sharon, yeah. Yeah. The one who was in love with... Sharon Strezlecki. The one who was in love with Shane Moore on RIP. Yeah.

Yeah. Have a great weekend, everybody. What's your plans? What are the plans this weekend? I've got a friend's birthday party. Yeah. And I'm going to the Comedy Gala this evening. Oui la la.

I know. Hoity toity. Do you think you'll be on TV? I always try to the Comedy Gala this evening. Oui la la. I know. Hoity toity. Do you think you'll be on TV? I always try to be on TV. Show me your TV laughing face. Not bad. Not good? Yeah, good?

Yeah, it's good. Okay, sweet. Just in case they pan to the crowd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got a boys' trip away to the Coromandel, and I've just checked the weather forecast. Thunder and lightning. Oh, my God.

I can't wait for you guys all to sit around melt marshmallows on the fire and play cards. I'll pack Monopoly deal. Yeah. Have a great weekend everybody. We'll catch you back on Monday on the Brian Clint Show. Ka kite. Bye guys. ZM's Brian Clint.

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