ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th September 2024

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

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Good afternoon. Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you. Great to see you. Great to see you. Good to see you. Who's that? Who are you?

Young lady out in the producer's booth. What's your name? I actually don't want to speak to you, but nice to see you. Good to see you. Who's that? Who are you? Young lady out in the producer's booth. What's your name? I actually don't want to speak to you, but nice to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you. I think that's Claudia. Yeah. I think she's got a haircut.

Why is she always so grumpy? Bad time of the month. The effect that you guys have on me. Yeah, we do have that effect. Outside of work, I'm just a little ray of sunshine. I heard that it's your star sign and something to do with your rising moon. That's probably fair. Yeah, something to do with the full moon, then effects.

She probably hasn't charged her crystals. Are you a crystals person, Claudia? No, I'm not, so maybe I need a start. Yeah, that'll be it. But I don't want to hear any Gemini slander, okay? Severe lack of crystals over there. Do you want me to get you a starter crystal. Yeah, that'll be it. But I don't want to hear any Gemini slander, okay? Severe lack of crystals over there. Do you want me to get you a starter crystal? Yeah, great.

Because there's certain crystals that you start with. A gateway crystal. And other crystals that are too strong. You don't want to start on the hard stuff. Like an amethyst. Yeah, nah. Oh, amethyst I reckon you could handle. Your energy screams amethyst.

Hey, fun show on the way. More chances to win our last trip to Los Angeles to see Sabrina Carpenter on the show today. We're giving that away on Friday. So we'll get someone in the drawer when they hear the MT words before four o'clock. The first chance on our show is coming up. Yeah, you've got to lay everything on the line this week.

It's the last trip we've got to see her in LA. So hopefully we talk to you at some point during the week. But first, let's kick it off with Tradie versus Lady. There's $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. If you want it, then give us a call now. 0800 dials it in. Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie versus Lady.

It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, go. The tradies and the ladies. If you weren't listening last week, you've been away, you've come back. Well, the tradies are staging a comeback. They had a very good week last week, which brought them up to 72 wins for the year. The ladies, they're still in front, but not by a lot on 78. This is the closest the tradies have been all year.

They're within six. So they can't go ahead this week, but if they have another rip a week, they could go ahead next week, unless the ladies stop them. Our lady is from Dunedin. She's 44, and she has recently taken up lawn bowls. Welcome to the show, Sandy. Hi, Sandy. Hi.

Lawn bowls always look like a lot of fun when my... She's put us on hold. Oh, no. This must be an important call. Yeah, we're just... Oh, there she is. Oh, you're back. She's back.

Oh, yeah, sorry. Somebody rung me. Well, can they wait? Yeah, call them back, Sandy. Yeah, they can. Yeah, we're live on air, so... You're probably listening to the radio Yeah yeah yeah

Good good good My dad rings me all the time While I'm on the radio I'm like dad You know I do this for a job dad I've been doing these jobs For about these hours For about six years

It could be worse My manager calls me When I'm on air I'm like mate You know that this is my job Sandy our lady You're taking on Our lady tradie today

From Whangarei They're 49 and they are studying for their Masters. Welcome to the show, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi. Does that mean you would have a PhD? No, I will be a Master though. Yeah, PhD's a doctorate, isn't it? That's what comes after Masters. Yeah, that's after. People actually choose to do more study after that. I know, right? Oh, God.

You couldn't pay me enough money to go back and study. Like, they would have to pay me. The government would have to pay me. Sam, let's go with names today. Sam and Sandy are how you're going to represent yourselves. Buzzin, the first of three correct answers gets $50 cash. Good luck, everyone. Question number one.

Which rapper has been announced as the headliner for the Super Bowl halftime show next year? Only just came out today, so don't feel bad if you don't know. No, don't know that one. No good? Okay, don't worry about it. It's Kendrick Lamar. They not like us. They not Lamar. They not like us.

They not like us. They not like us. That show's going to be incredible. They not like us. That'll be a good one. No points there. Question number two. Apple are set to release a new model of iPhone this month.

What number will this be? Sam. Sam just got in. 16. 16. 16 is correct. Nice work. in. 16. 16. 16 is correct. Nice work. One to the tradies.

Question number three. The Paralympics have wrapped up in Paris over the weekend. How many gold medals did New Zealand win? Was it one, two or three? Lady. Yes, Sandy. Was it two? Mm.

That's a good guess. Sam. Sam. Three? Mm. That's a good guess. Sam? Um, three? Mm. It's actually one. We got one middle. One. One gold.

One gold. Do it from Dunedin. Yeah. Yes. Shout her out, Sandy. We like it. All right. No points there for anyone.

Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Sandy. Charlie Booth. Well done. Nice work, Sandy. Charlie Booth. We are one apiece in this game. Here comes question number five. Who played

Edward Cullen in the Twilight films? Sam. Sam's in. Addison. Yes. Sam's in. Patterson. Yes. What's his first name? Pardon me. I know, I know.

We'll buzz you out in three, two, one. Sandy? Robert Patterson. Robert Patterson. Nice work. Unlucky, Sam. That happens to my brain all the time. It just literally goes off

to the fairies and it's not going to help you. You were right there. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one, Sam, to stay in it. Question number seven. Is a Merlot a red or a white wine? Sam. Sam.

Oh, lady. Oh, dear. Red. Red. It is a red wine. That means we are all tied up in this game. So we need a tie-break question, which we do not have because we've used all the questions. Okay.

Name a flavour of pie that you would find in a Kiwi bakery. Sam. Lady, lady. Sandy. A Jimmy's pie. That's not a flavour. Oh? Sam. Lady, lady. Sandy. A Jimmy's pie. That's not a flavour. Oh. Men's Jimmy's men's.

Sam. Oh. Steak and cheese. Steak and cheese is correct and that's a tradie one. Oh. Yeah. Oh, unlucky Sandy.

That one hurt me. Oh. Listening. But hey, Sam, well done. Well fought. You've won that $50 cash and a point to the tradies. Thank you. Bree and Clint. It's that time of year where everyone

starts going, I better start doing some bloody exercise. Because I'm going to have to wear shorts in public soon. Our producer Ella said to us that there's something she's doing, which she reckons she's hacked the health system. Yeah. She reckons she's figured out how to be healthy without even really trying.

Well, you said to us off air, Ella, that every time you do this thing, you think to yourself, geez, I'm healthy. I do. I do. I think I've cracked it. And I feel like we all do our own little versions of a minor health hack. Okay. Mine, for example, is every day I bus,

instead of sitting down because I sit a lot in my job, I stand up at the bus stop. Nice. Which I know is good for me to do. Well done. Thank you. Clint, you're looking at me like that is. You stand at the bus stop? Yes.

She consciously stands. She could sit. I don't feel like it. But she consciously stands. How long are you generally waiting for the bus? Depends. Could be five minutes. Yeah. But any standing is good. It's better than nothing. It's better you generally waiting for the bus? Depends. Could be five minutes. Yeah.

But any standing is good. It's better than nothing. It's better than nothing. You know what? True. Thank you. Yeah, fair enough, Ella. Good on you.

I like to. I generally always. The bar is getting lower and lower, but good on you. Some people don't know this, but I stand for the whole show when we do the Bray and Clint show. Yeah, but you're copying me because I've actually been standing the whole show for quite a long time. I also stand all the time. Yeah. but you were copying me because I've actually been standing the whole show for quite a long time. I also stand all the time.

I'm standing too. What are you talking about? I never sit down at work, to be honest. I'm never sitting down at work. I don't even have a chair. Claudia, are you running any minor health hacks out there? I've been down to the microphone now. I used to.

Claudia, sorry, let me use your full name. Claudia, two and a half thousand steps a day, psychs. Oh, that's generous. Thanks. Are you running any minor health hacks in your a day, psychs. Oh, that's generous. Thanks. Are you running any minor health hacks in your life? I used to. I obviously don't anymore. I used to intentionally, if I went to the mall,

park really far away, like in the furthest car park, just to get a couple extra steps in. That's good. That's what I'm talking about. Even just going to the mall. Even just going to a shopping centre is good. Is that your health hack? It is.

Like last weekend, I went to a shopping centre is good. Is that your health hack? It is. Like last weekend I went to a shopping centre with my mum. So mum and I, that's like our mother and daughter thing we like to do is have a look at the shops. And we walked around the shops for two hours. Oh, yeah. That's a big walk. Christmas shopping? Shopping's not for the week. No.

Yeah. I hope you had your Apple Watch on. I think I did 10,000 steps. Around the mall. Not to get groceries. You go get groceries and you don't use a trolley. You carry everything. Girls for the girls.

Yeah, I know. I thought about starting a walking club, but instead of going to like a park or, you know, around the streets like all the others, we'd meet up at the mall and we'd just walk around the shops. Well, you and I talked about doing the Auckland Marathon, which is coming up, but we were just going to stop at all the pubs along the way. Yeah.

And have a beer. Have one drink at every pub. That's a marathon. Yeah. Yeah. That's a type of marathon. Isn't it? Yeah.

And you're also working. You know, it's good on you. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I mean, we're doing it all. What's your health thing that you do? I've started using the stairs at the car park. Oh, yes. Yeah. So not taking the lift. you do? I've started using the stairs at the car park.

Yes. So not taking the lift. Not taking the lift. See, that's my worst nightmare because you know what stairs in car parks normally smell like? Regret. And piss. But this is a brand new car parking building

so it hasn't had the chance to be weed in yet. So live it up now. Now's the time to get in there. Yeah, it's coming. I've literally seen two people do it in some stairs. Okay. I have. In a car park?

I caught them. Yeah. Well, they were just getting their minor health hacks in, Ella. Is that something you're doing for your health? Yep. Okay. We want to know. What about me?

No one wants to ask me? Yeah, what about Brie? You were standing all the time. I thought yours was walking around the shopping centre. No. Sorry, Brie. Brie, what is your minor health hack? Don't sit down yet.

She hasn't said what hers is. I'm not sitting. I heard someone sit down too. I do 15 minutes of stretching every night before bed. Wow. Minor health hack. And stretching, well, you can use your imagination, whatever that might be.

Are you finding in your relationship that you need to stretch before getting into bed? Yeah, my neck has been pretty sore and my hamstrings also. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How dare you do that motion in front of me? Oh, 100,000M,, yeah. How dare you do that motion in front of me? Oh, $100,000. What is your minor health hack? Tiny little thing you're doing, and every time you do it,

you're like, God, health is wealth. You know? Health is wealth. I'm putting my wellness first. That's how I feel every time I drink a Barocca. I'm like, I couldn't get healthier if I tried. Oh, $100,000. Text them to 9696. Oh, $100 at him.

Text him to 9696. Together, if we all do these things, maybe, maybe this is the summer that we get ripped. Maybe. It could be. It could be. We're talking minor health hacks. We're not trying to get you into being some Fitzbo, CrossFitter, paleo, chin-ups dude. We're just celebrating those tiny little things that when you do them, you go,

geez, that counts. I'm healthy. Yep. I am healthy. Just closed one of my rings by doing one of those, you know? What ring? Exactly. You know what is something I do and I always feel real good about myself?

Yeah. You know, after you've been on a flight and I can't remember domestic, but after you've been on an international flight, let's say you fly into Auckland Airport and you're kind of walking off the plane and you kind of come down that long hallway and there's always those. Oh, the travelator. There's always the travelators where it can speed you up.

Yeah. I never take them. I do take them. I walk manually. I do take them, but I continue to walk on them as well. So, you know. Yeah, but you're walking half the amount. Yeah, but I've just been on a big flight. Okay. No, but that continue to walk on them as well. So, you know. Yeah, but you're walking half the amount. Yeah, but I've just been on a big flight, okay?

No, but that's all the more reason to walk. Look, health is wealth, all right? We're asking what's your minor health hack, like this person who texted in and said, me, diet Coke instead of regular Coke. Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's good. It's good.

Diet, because you're on a diet. Yep. Someone else said, my minor health hack is to avoid naughty snacks and takeaways by just being too broke to be able to afford them. My body, my broke temple. My broke temple. I like that one.

My minor health hack is apple cider vinegar and honey every day. Whenever I start to feel sick, I have it. Scares the cold away. Yep, don't know how it works, but yep, must do. Hell yeah. Must just scare the crap out of them. Rebecca, namaste. Health is wealth.

What's your minor health hack? Every time the kids go, ma'am, I do a squat. Oh, that's a good one. How many squats do you reckon you do in a day? Well, on a weekend, I could do at least 100. Wow. In all seriousness, have you seen any benefits from that? Because I've got kids too, and God, they shout that out a lot.

They do, mate. Yeah, it's constant. But I've got, yeah, two boys, so it's starting to get less the older they are. Yeah, your gluteus maximus must be as tight as a kumquat. Well, I wish, but no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, bloody good, Rebecca.

Thank you very much. How about we get Rebecca back for a second? Mum! You got to do one, Rebecca. I'm in the car. Oh, okay. When you stop, when you stop. Do a Kegel.

Thanks, Rebecca. Someone said... My health hack. I deleted the Uber Eats app. Smart. Yeah. Guilty pleasure. It often gets re-downloaded, but that doesn't matter.

That's okay. As long as there's one barrier there. You're making a conscious decision. Someone else said pelvic floors whenever I'm waiting at a red light. I've heard that one. I'm doing it right now. Oh. I'm doing it.

I can tell because you're talking funny. I'm doing it right now.'m doing it I can tell because you're talking funny I'm doing it right now I can talk normally I can talk completely normally and do my exercises Can you? Yeah I'm doing them right now Really? Yep

Okay I mean it takes time and skill It's weird that you're looking me in the eye while you're doing them Why? What's wrong with me looking you in the eye? I just feel uncomfortable I'm doing them too I'm winking at you I'm doing them too

I'm winking Not with these eyes. Hey. Bree and Clint. This show is brought to you by KFC's Sanders Special. It's time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Dean, who is the Disney star turned billionaire. This is crazy. Selena Gomez is now one of the youngest self-made billionaires in the world. So we love Selena. We had her on the show recently when I interviewed her at Only Murders in the Building. Sweet girl. Good looking girl too. She's very, very humble and down to earth.

Well, now she's got $1.3 billion worth of value. This is so crazy. Here's what she is so wealthy over. So apparently her brand, as you know, called Rare Beauty, it's now five years old, very, very, very successful, and now it has hit her into that kind of category. She makes a lot of money from her music. I think she might even have some new music coming out, actually.

And, of course, a ton of money from Only Murders in the building. She's now one of the producers on the show. That's what happens when you're Selena Gomez and the third most followed person in the world on Instagram. Good to be her. Good to be her. Good to be her. I love these billionaire stories when you hear them,

when someone breaks into the billionaire category and they're like, she's now worth $1.3 billion. I'm like, wait, so she doesn't just have a billion dollars. She's got an extra $300 million on top of that. Where was this news when she cracked the billion? Also, Dean, I'm noticing a trend, and I feel like I need to start a cosmetics line because all the recent young billionaires

have been cosmetic line owners, like Kylie, what's her name? Jenna. Rihanna, what's her name? Fenty Beauty. Rihanna. Yeah. Yeah, Rare Beauty,

it hasn't been going that long at all. And apparently I read somewhere that like from last February to this February of this year, it like made 400 million US dollars in that one year. So things are just starting to really go off at Rare Beauty. Like it's only up from here. It's crazy. Billionaire gets bandied around a lot these days,

but it is a redonkulous amount of money. I googled earlier, Dean, how many billionaires there are in the world. There's only about 3,500 billionaires in the whole world. That's it? Yeah. And Selena Gomez is one of them. 43 in LA.

43? 43 in LA. Is there? 43. When you think about it, when you put it into the context of that, I mean, how many people on the earth? 8 billion?

That's not many. It's very few. Selena Gomez could give all of them 25 cents. That's the latest. I don't even know if that math works. I don't think they need it either. In the midst of the worst cost of living crisis

in generations, we're talking about retiring early. Yeah, maybe this will give us a glimmer of hope. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Have your parents retired? No, they're still working. No, they're retired now. They're retired now. Yeah, yeah. They're in their 60s and they're retired. I don't think my dad will ever retire. I thought he retired.

He stopped working at the apple farm. Yeah. But now he's running like hundreds of heads of cattle. Oh yeah, he got another farm. He's not retiring. Yeah, he retired for a couple weeks, didn't he? I think he had three days off. We're asking, did you retire young? Someone texted and said, my boss retired

at 50. He owned a new world supermarket for 10 years and then he sold it last year for a huge profit. Dream! It's like people who buy up, it last year for a huge profit. Dream. It's like people who buy up, you know, fast food franchises. Yeah. Keep them for like a decade, work their butts off and then sell them. The person who texted and said, I have a friend who is 37 and is due to retire by the time

he turns 38, a successful business owner. They text back and said they are in transport solutions. What does that mean? What the hell is transport solutions? I think it's like freighting. Like moving freight around the country, maybe. Like on the dark web.

No, I think like moving containers. If you need to move certain... Like on Fast and the Furious where they were moving all those stolen DVD players. And in answer to Bree's other question, yes, they're married. Lol. Fucker. It gets better.

Please welcome to the show our retired 35-year-old listener who wishes to remain anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how you doing? Are you telling me, Anonymous, that you're close to retiring or have you already retired so i have retired officially um but i am still currently working with a couple of clients just to keep busy just when you feel like just because you want to or like major part-time basically but yes i'm a website developer yeah you you're our age and you retired how much money did you need to be able to retire at 35?

So basically I have $2 million in investments, so stocks and portfolios and stuff like that. Right. And that has returned me on average 10% per year. So you're telling me you make $200,000 a year and that's what you live off? Yeah, essentially, yeah. Essentially.

Yeah. That's amazing. I want to do what you've done. What are you planning? Yeah, so I just did website development growing up and just always helped clients and saved and purchased a house and paid it off and got to $2 million. And, yeah, a small inheritance in there of like 200 000 i think but that's about it

do you think anonymous because i mean you're so young like retiring at 35 yeah for sure do you think you will ever go back into the workforce or like you know start another business or do you think you'll go back full-time ever definitely um i like my passion is websites and online space and all that sort of thing. So yeah, I've definitely looked at purchasing websites and helping people build them and sell them and stuff like that. So you're still always going to be working no matter what. Yeah, but what about the fun stuff? Tell us about being retired at 35. When you feel like going somewhere, do you just buy the plane tickets and go? How does that work?

Well, I've also got a three-year-old daughter. That'll keep you busy? Yeah, exactly, yeah. So I don't exactly rush away and travel

or anything like that. I still have like, yes, food to look after and stuff but we do travel somewhat but yeah. That's very inspiring, Anonymous.

Keep it humble. Yeah. Keep it humble. Are you married? Yeah, yeah, married, yeah. Just's very inspiring, Anonymous. Keep it humble. Yeah. Keep it humble. Are you married? Yeah. Yeah, married, yeah. Just checking. Yeah.

And where did you, for people listening to this going, that's what I want to do, where did you study web development? I studied, I didn't go to school for web development. I taught myself web development growing up until I was 12 years old. You're one of those people who just has it naturally. I have a passion for computers. Did you drop out of school? I was homeschooled.

Okay. Shout out. Can't drop out of school when you're homeschooled. Mum's the teacher. I know, right? I don't think web development is for me because at uni we were forced to take a web design class and the teacher said to me, the teacher said

he goes, I have never seen marks in this class as bad as what you have got. And then he felt so bad for me that he bumped it up because he was like, it's actually embarrassing. Yeah. Hey, thanks Anonymous. Our youngest retired

listener we could find find retired at 35 I mean unfortunately it's 30 years until you get your Super gold card and your free trips to Waiheke Island But you know I think you'll be okay Yeah I'll be fine I'm sure yeah Thank you mate appreciate the chat That's amazing isn't that interesting 35 someone else texted and said I retired

At 42 but I had to spend 25 years with my ex for it What does that mean? That they got a payout or something? No, but they were at home every day with their partner for the next 25 years while they retired. And it didn't last is how I interpret that. Gotcha.

Yeah. Someone else said my mum retired at 29 and dad retired at 50. 29's not retirement. It can't be considered retirement at 29. I'm thinking maybe their mum had kids at 29. Yeah, right. Yeah. And maybe was a stay-at-home mum,

so technically hasn't gone back into the workforce. How young is it where it's not retirement and it's just taking a break from working, you know? Having a bunch of kids is a lot of work by the sounds. Brian Clint. Let's play Guess the Noise. I believe that's the sound of Brie eating potato chips on air. How did you know that?

Spidey sense, I guess. We're playing with our teammates. Victoria, you're on my team. Kia ora. Hi, Vic. Kia ora. We'll be taking on Bree and Caleb. G'day, Caleb.

Hi. Hi. Let's get this thing done, Caleb, all right? Claudia, you're in charge. What's the dillio, yo? The dillio? The dillio? Or the dealio? What's the dillio, yo?

Because the dillio means something very different to dealio. I'll tell you about the dealio if you like. Yeah, we'll take the dealio. So this is Guess the the noise pretty self-explanatory i'll play a noise you guess what it is um there's always a loose theme and i actually have a tv show recommendation for you guys okay it's just like underground one it's called like something like celebrity treasure like peninsula i think it's called yeah i think i've heard of that it's called... Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of that. It's kind of like... Oh, yeah, yeah. Kind of like the original, like, island show. Yeah, it's CTI, Celebrity Treasure Isthmus. Isthmus.

Isthmus. That is what it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ishmael. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so what are these Treasure Island themed sounds? Exactly right. So it's premiering tonight,

so I figure we're going to go and live on the island for a minute and we're going to see what it sounds like. Okay. Let's do it. So, Brie and Clint, you guys are going first. Just buzz in with your name if you think you know what it is, and the first team to three points takes home the win. Ready?

Ready. Here we go. Clint. Clint. Is that chopping open a coconut? No. Good guess, though. Very good guess.

Brie, do you want a free one? Is that digging up a treasure chest? Yeah, it is. Like a shovel in sand? That's what it sounded like. Damn it. Who knew you'd be so good at this? It's like I've been there. Have you been on

the isthmus? I've been on Ishmael. Have you? Victoria and Caleb, are you ready to give this a go? Yep. Why not? Yeah, why not? Come on, guys. Get in here, you lot!

Get in here, you lot! What's that? Victoria? Yeah, Victoria. Is that like a pirate rounding up their shipmates? Close. Excellent guess. Yeah.

Very good guess. Do you want to have a guess Caleb? Yeah sounds like maybe roll call And who do you think might be doing that roll call? Get in here you lot Get in here you lot Get in here you lot Oh we wouldn't have a clue No idea

You probably haven't heard of her Not a one. Nah. Nah. I don't know either. Claudia, what was that? So that is the host of Celebrity Treasure Isthmus, and her name is like Brianna Tamezel or something like that.

That's Brie. That was Brie. Guys, that's me. Victoria said it was some pirate. She's not wrong. All right. No's not wrong. All right. No, no good.

Still 1-0 to Team Brie. Correct. So Brie and Clint, this one's for you guys. Clint. Clint. Mosquito. Correct. I got bit under the eyebrow once when we filmed in Fiji.

Oh, it gives me the shivers. Looked like I had like a black eye. You would have needed an eye patch, like a real pirate. Maybe I was a pirate. Maybe Victoria was right. All right, one apiece. Caleb and Victoria, are you ready to go? Yep.

Okay, redemption. Here's your noise. Caleb. Victoria? Caleb. Sounds like somebody's snoring. Yes, Caleb. What's that got to do with the Treasure Island?

Because that's what sleeping at night time sounds like. That's all you're going to hear. Eight people in a room. Sounds like fun. I would go sleep on the beach. Yeah. Yeah, same. I'd rather listen to the waves. I'd rather sleep with the mosquitoes.

That's Suzanne Paul there, isn't it? Oh, you leave Suzanne alone. Okay, 2-1 to Team Bree. We need this, okay, Vic? Yeah. Okay, we can be all in on this one if you like. Okay, everyone's in. Bree.

Victoria. Oh, I think Bree just snuck in. The beach. The waves hitting the sand on the beach. Yeah, well done. And that is three points for Team Bree. Caleb, we did it, baby. 50 KFC.

Chicken dollars coming your way. Thank you so much. Sorry, could you say it in a pirate voice, please? Thank you so much. I'm your Bree, but that was good too, Caleb. Thank you very much. Caleb! God, he heard those chicken dollars today.

Brinkley. Oh, thank you very much. I'm not a friend of Caleb. God, he earned those chicken dollars today. Brie and Clint. Oh, thank you so much. The new season of Celebrity Treasure Island premieres tonight on TVNZ2 at 7.30. Get amongst. Brie and Clint. All Blacks lost on the weekend. To the Springboks.

To the Springboks. Is that? Oh, no, they won the weekend before. No, they lost that one too. Oh, they lost that one too. It's the fourth loss in a row to the Springboks for the All Blacks. It's not good times for the boys in black. But, you know, as a fan, you've got to stay through the good times

and the bad times. Oh, don't sit there and pretend like you've braved the storm like us Warriors fans and you've, like, stayed with the All Blacks. There is no bad times. There hasn't been bad times with the All Blacks. There is no bad times. There hasn't been bad times for the All Blacks in 50 years. More like 150 years. These are about as bad as they get though these times. It's not even bad.

Yeah. I'm trying to get my kids into it. Like I want to one day be able to share. You can't force these things though. No, you can't. I want to share my love of rugby with my children. I have two daughters. One I got to take to a Black Ferns. You can't force these things, though. No, you can't. I want to share my love of rugby with my children. I have two daughters. One I got to take to a Black Ferns game earlier this year,

and she loved it. And then there's my three-year-old, Maggie, who I have bought an All Blacks jersey. She's got one. I have put the game on a bunch of times, and I want her to join me in my love of the All Blacks. I've said to you before, like your two daughters, I feel like your youngest

is definitely going to be the one who will naturally take to rugby more. And there's the key word. So this is Maggie. This is Maggie. There's the key word, rugby. I think she might like rugby. I'm not sure that she really is going to turn out

to be the world's biggest All Blacks fan. Have a listen to this. This is my daughter Maggie. Just after we watch the game, this is full time in the All Blacks Springboks game on Sunday. What do you think about the rugby? Good. Why? Why. Why did you like the rugby?

Because I liked I just wanted to see who won and it was Springboks. Then that's good, is it? Yeah. Because I am like, I'm a huge fan of it. I wanted Springboks to win and Springboks didn't win.

Right in the heart. You know, maybe your daughter, Maggie, is a rugby prodigy and she sees the writing on the wall for the All Blacks. She sees this is the start of the downward spiral for your team and she's thinking stuff this. I'm getting on the Springboks bandwagon.

She's like, I'm three, Dad. I've got no allegiances. And I'm going to ride that into the sunset. She's like, Dad. It's the Springboks era. Five words, Dad. Back to back World Cups. I mean, you can't. The results don't lie. She's like, Dad It's the Springboks era Five words, Dad Back to back World Cups Okay? I mean, you can't The results don't lie

I tried to like She's done her research I'll give her that I underestimated her And I tried to kind of dumb it down And I was like Trying to figure out why a three-year-old Would support the Springboks

A three-year-old New Zealander Would support the Springboks And I was like She wants to win I said, oh, do you just like them Because they're green? Is that why? And she goes, no, Daddy I support the Springboks. And I was like... She wants to win. I said, oh, do you just like them because they're green? Is that why? And she goes, no, daddy, I like the Springboks.

So it's not even a colours thing. Well, they have been winning. Yeah. And kids love to win. Yeah, they do. They like to go with... They love... She's got the chance to just pick the winning team.

To just win. And if she's like, right, I have no allegiances. That's so true. I can pick here from the start. Yeah, that's so true. I said to Tui, my five-year-old, I said, who do you want to win? And she goes, I think I'll wait till the end of the game to decide who I want to win.

So, it tells you a lot. She's smart. Just tell her. Just tell her. In Warriors. Yeah. She also has a choice there as well. Yeah.

That'll get her on the All Blacks bus Brian Clint It's ZM Brian Clint Clint what is something That you have said on this show Quite a few times That you pride yourself on That you think you're pretty good at

Ice skating No Rollerblading No Oh Something that you think You have an ability to do Ice skating. No. Rollerblading. No. Oh. Something that you think you have an ability to do. Oh, I can tell when a business is about to close down,

like a small business. I can drive by and I have a sense of when that business is going to close down. Similar vein to that, but no. I can guess what the weight of carry-on luggage is. No. These are all great things. Does the word predict? I can predict.

Not the G-string thing, that's you. No, that's me. That's my gift. I can predict. Certain things. Yeah. About. Give me a clue. certain things about... Give me a clue.

You always say on the show that you can predict certain things that are going to happen before they happen. Do I? Like that's how you ended up eating cat food. Right. On this show because you were like, I predict that the Friends cast will announce... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

When I feel like I know something, when I feel like I've got a hunch, I definitely go in on it, yeah. But I feel like I know something, when I feel like I've got a hunch, I definitely go in on it. Yeah, but I can't remember what hunches I've committed to recently. There was one of your hunches that was at the start of the year, maybe, producers, like May? I think it was even February.

Maybe February? Oh my God, put me out of my misery. Just tell me what it is. We found the audio of you and one of your hunches from earlier in the year. This is a Clint Roberts exclusive. Mark my words, Taylor Swift will do the halftime show of the Super Bowl in 2025. She will have finished her tour.

Yeah. And the Super Bowl will be the perfect way to put a full stop on the end of this period of her career. Are you willing to put a bet on it? Yeah. All right. If you're right, I a bet on it? Yeah. Alright. If you're right, I will eat cat food. Deal. And if you're wrong, you have to eat cat food. Yeah, deal.

Not again. You made the deal. Not again! That you would eat cat food. Did I really make that bet? Did I really make that bet? That's in the audio. Sounds a bit doctored, the audio Some weird noises going on in there I think we had to grab it from the podcast audio

But it's there It's in the video You can go back and have a look You said you were so sure That Taylor Swift was going to announce That she'd finish up the year as tour I do sound sure in that video You sound very sure

I sound very sure. So? You've got to stop letting me make these bits for my own health. Put your cat food where your mouth is. Am I really doing this again? It's time to chow down. Right now? Rararar.

No, not right now. We'll give you a choice, but tomorrow at this time. Tomorrow? What kind of cat food would you like? Wet or dry? Oh, great point. Great question. Great question.

Could you present me with both and I can just, like a cat, I'll decide in the moment? Or a mix. No, not a mix. No. Okay. I'll send you some options. I did wet last time. You did go wet food last time, which I feel like was bold.

I was the pescatarian when we did that, and you kindly got me a fish dish. It was salmon. It was one of the nice ones. Yeah, I won't be going for the fish dish again. It was disgusting. You want to go meat? Yeah, I think so. Okay, I'd go meat.

Like a gravy beef or something like that. A gravy beef. Oh, this sucks. How did I get it so wrong? You have to stop making these bets. Stupid Taylor Swift. She let you down on this one. I can't believe you forgot.

I don't. You obviously remember saying that. Yeah, I do remember saying it. I remember believing it. And then, of course, Kendrick Lamar. Have we even said that? Yeah. Kendrick Lamar got announced to do the halftime show today. I remember believing it. And then, of course, Kendrick Lamar. Have we even said that? Yeah. Oh, have we?

Yeah, Kendrick Lamar got announced to do the halftime show today. So you're wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Or what if he comes out? What if she comes out and does a – because they did Bad Blood together. What if she comes out and does the chorus of Bad Blood with him? If she does, I will eat dog food.

Okay. Okay, deal. Okay, deal. Okay, deal. But I have to eat the cat food now. But you have to eat the cat food now. What is my job, honestly? But if that happens, I will eat dog food. All right. A bit's a bit.

A bit's a bit. A bit's a bit. So line me up. Bree and Clint. Billie Eilish on ZM, Birds of a Feather. That's the song we sang for Friday Okie last week. We're just brainstorming what we should sing for Friday Okie this week.

Oh, let's ask people on the text machine. Text us on 9696. What is a song you've always wanted us to hear? You've always wanted... To hear us do? Oh God, my dyslexia has come over to my speaking voice. Yeah, you've always wanted us to do.

Ella said we should do Kendrick Lamar for the Super Bowl halftime show. Yeah. In unrelatable royal news... Prince Harry is set to inherit a hell of a lot of money next week. I read about this story this morning. So from what I read is a trust was set up for them and they received half of it when they were 21 and then half of it when they turned 40, right?

Correct. Him and his brother William were left the money by their great grandmother. So the Queen Mother, Queen Elizabeth's mum. Queen Elizabeth's mum. Yeah. Gotcha. Whose title was Queen Mother, I think.

Right. Queen Elizabeth, the third Queen Mother or something like that. Why did they name them all Elizabeth? I don't know if they did. Are you that uncreative? No, no, I don't think they did. What do you mean? I think she was...

They were all named Elizabeth. And then they just started putting numbers on the end of it. Elizabeth II, Elizabeth however many. Well, either way, she lived to 101 and she left money to her great-grandchildren. Okay. Harry and William. Were they born when she was alive?

Yeah. Okay, right, so she knew them. They knew her. They they born when she was alive? Yeah. Okay, right. So she knew them. They knew her. They were teenagers when she died. Yeah. And next week when Prince Harry, he's already had half the money, next week when Prince Harry turns 40 years old on the 15th of September,

he'll get 8 million pounds or $17 million. Damn. Yeah. Just overnight. Just like a lot I won. God, he probably needs it at the moment, eh? Well, yeah. Like that podcast deal fell through. Yeah, tips turned off.

And then the, yeah. Talked shit about his family and his book, and they were like, well, suck it then. You don't get any more money. I have to use regular people toilet paper? Yeah, totally. He wrote about that in his book. Meghan Markle's looking at doing another season of Suits.

I've never experienced everything so rough on my bum hole. Only three ply. And don't get me started on my todger. Thought you gave it frostbite. It's very unrelatable and unrealistic, a $17 million inheritance. So instead, this afternoon, we want to know what's the thing that you inherited when someone died.

It can be anything. It could be anything. It could have been money. It could have been property. Or it could have been a small, you know, those Billy Bass fish that were on the wall and when you walk past them, they start singing. It could have been one of those.

Don't worry. Yeah. Be happy. Have you ever inherited anything? No, not yet. No money? No. not yet No money? No Not yet Not yet

Listen to it Well, no, you know What? Eventually Eventually what? Well, eventually people will So you've thought about it? Well, I'm sure I'm in someone's will

You reckon? I hope You sure? Well, no, now that you make me question it But, like I've inherited money before Have you? Yeah I hope. You sure? Well, no, now that you make me question it, but like... I've inherited money before. Have you?

Yeah. What have you got? My mum's mum, so my nan, she was the last to pass away on my mum's side. So my pa passed away first, and then she passed away when I was about 24 I reckon okay and she left all her grandkids five thousand dollars each oh nice yeah my mum got the Hyundai gets but I got five grand I was gonna say any physical things like a half bottle of seagulls gin or something like that she

left my mum her her bright yellow Hyundai gets oh yeah and and then, yeah, the money was split between my mum and her sisters. What would you have preferred? The five grand or the bright yellow Hyundai Getz? The bright yellow Hyundai Getz. 100% eh? That thing slapped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally one lady owner.

Yeah. Only driven to the shops on weekends. Drop the def on that thing and just... Oh, $100 at M or text 9696. What did you inherit? Good, bad, expensive, cheap, annoying. An animal. Did you inherit an animal?

I was just about to say, I met someone at the dog park last week and she inherited her mother-in-law's dog. Yeah, and if that dog doesn't like you... It's not the best inheritance, is it? Bree and Clint. News out today that Prince Harry, next week on his 40th birthday, will inherit $17 million from his great-grandma.

That's a lot of money. So we want to know, what did you inherit? I'm sure it wasn't $17,000 from great-grandma, but I'm sure there's some good stuff out there. Might be a secondhand Vespa. Oh, that'd be good. That your mum or dad bought later in life. What about this one?

They said, my dad inherited a 400-year-old German Bible when his parents died. He's not allowed to sell or donate it and has to keep passing it down the family. It's the coolest thing. It's like straight out of a movie. 400 years old? 400-year-old German Bible. That thing is definitely haunted. Right? 100%

haunted. Helen's called up on 0800 DALZITM. Hi Helen. Hi Helen. Oh hi. What'd you inherit Helen? A house. A house? A five bedroom house. A whole house house. Yep. From who? From my

dad. Okay and whereabouts was the house Helen? In Wellington who? From my dad. Okay. And whereabouts was the house, Helen? In Wellington and Lower Hutt. Oh, wow. Wow. Good on you. Are you the only kid? There was two of us, but they got the money and I got the house.

No way. Okay. So your dad split it up that way? Yep. Yep. He split it that way. What would you have preferred, the money or the it up that way. Yep, yep, yep, he split it that way. What would you have preferred, the money or the house? The house.

Yeah, the house goes up in value, doesn't it? Yeah. It does, and the money you spend, the house, you've got memories. Yeah, true. Oh, bless you, Helen. Do you still live in the house today? Yeah, I still live in the house, yep, with my family. Oh, that's special.

Oh, that's awesome. Thanks, Helen. We're asking what you inherited. Someone texted and said, I inherited psoriasis. Does that count? Yeah, if it's been passed down from generation to generation, then it definitely counts. If you got to choose one thing to inherit,

what would you want to inherit? Oh, from my parents? Yeah. I probably would have gone with Dad's motorbike collection that he said we were going to inherit, but then he sold it. So nothing else really. If you could just choose anything, what do you reckon would be a great thing to be left in the world?

I'd go and get those motorbikes. I'd go and get them back. What do you want? What have you got your eyes on? Probably like a fast metabolism. Oh, you mean like that sort of thing? Oh, no, I'm just thinking, yeah, if there was anything I'd want to inherit.

Get a fast metabolism. A fast metabolism would be great. Or Dad's moustache. No, I already got that. Yeah, nice. Nat's here. Hi, Nat. Hi, Nat.

Hey. Tell us, mate, what did you inherit? 32 Franklin figurines and a Shih Tzu. And a Shih Tzu? What's a Shih Tzu's name? Buster, but he has decided that my daughter is his pet human. Oh, cute. What's a Franklin Mint figurine?

Pardon? What is it? What's a Franklin Mint figurine? It's a doll. A doll. A Franklin Mint figurine. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what that is as well. You say that like I should know what it is.

Oh, yeah, we've Googled them. They're like porcelain dolls. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, porcelain dolls. She paid like $1,000 each for them when she first got them. Oh, yeah? Have they gone up in value? I doubt it.

Yeah. Matt, these are the... They're probably not even worth much. These are the porcelain dolls for anyone listening that pretty much, I mean, any boomer would have in their household. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like 500 or 600 mil high. They're really tall.

Are they? Do you still have all 34 of them? 32. 32. Oh, okay. We're going down. We're losing porcelain dolls by the day. She broke a couple.

Someone texted and said, my brother and I inherited dad's $4 worth of bonus bonds. Yes, that's right, $4. We couldn't stop laughing. I like to think that you were sat in front of the family lawyer and he was divvying up the asset and it says, and to his sons, he has $4 of bonus bonds.

God, is it even because you don't even bother? No, why would you bother? I'm pretty sure my dad, was it my dad and his brother, they fought over who got to inherit my nonna and nonnel's glass chandeliers that they bought over from Italy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they came over to Australia in the 50s.

And I think they fought over it. Over who won it or who had to take it. You know, who had to take it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Because that thing is an eyesore. Where are you going to put that thing? That's what I You know, who had to take it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Because that thing is an eyesore. Where are you going to put that thing? That's what I'm talking about.

It's an idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I inherited a bad hairline. Yeah, that's hereditary as well. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi.

Come on, give us something good. Did you inherit something decent? Yeah, I mean, I inherited $34,000 from my oma. Oh. Wait, your oma being your grandma? Yeah. Yeah, so mean, I inherited $34,000 from my Oma. Oh, wait, your Oma being your grandma? Yeah, so we're Dutch. And that happened because it was a third of my father's share from her will, and he'd passed away a few years later. Oh, so your Oma decided to divvy it up between his kids, is that right?

Yeah, I think, yeah. So my aunts both got a third, and then my brother and sister and I, we split dad's third. Oh, that's nice. That's special. Thanks for sharing, Anonymous. My Nana has a lot of crystal ornaments and vases. She put little post-it notes on them all

with the grandkids' names so everyone knows what they're going to get. She's not dead yet, just forward planning. Oh, that's smart. That's smart from Nan. You know, that's smart. That's smart from Nan. You know, she's like, starts taking the post-it notes off them. She's like, okay, that's not going to you anymore. Ah, you're not getting this anymore. It's not for you anymore.

Nan is just full of post-it notes. Trying to use a spatula and it's got your brother's name on it. No, no, no. It's not for you. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. That's right.

Birthday banger time for your Monday. We do the research here. You sit back and relax and we tell you what your birthday banger is, a.k.a. the number one song when you turn 16. Coming straight out of the rainbow, welcome to the show, Indigo. Hi, Indigo. Hello. Cool name.

Thank you. Do you get compliments on it a lot i do yep i can tell very cool name hey mate what is your date of birth uh 15th of november 2004 all right that means you were 16 in the year of covid 2020 and let me take you back there just for a sec with this one. Are we going to grande positions? What do you reckon, Indigo? I reckon that fits perfectly. That's an absolute banger. Okay, wait there, Indigo.

We're going to do a birthday banger for Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hello. How was your weekend, Kim? Yeah, it was good. What did you get up to? Anything?

Time with the family. Oh, lovely. Hey, Kim, what's your birthday? 25th of September, 1984. It's coming up, Kim. You were 16, though, in the year 2000. And here's your birthday band. I don't want to rock like DJ

DJ But you're making me feel Is it about Robbie Williams, Kim? When I'm sick, gonna stop What do you reckon? DJ Yeah, I've just got this video. I've clipped my hair, though, and it's not great.

Where he's ripping all the meat off his body and he goes down to the skeleton, eh? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Thought he was big in the 2000s. I think that's a tune. Okay, wait there. We're going to do Dom's birthday banger. G'day, Dom.

Hi, Dom. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thank you. What is your favourite champagne, Dom? Oh, anything that makes me feel a bit wobbly. Okay, off you go. Hey, Dom, what is your birthday, Dom? Oh, anything that makes me feel a bit wobbly. Okay, four for you, four here. Hey, Dom, what is your birthday, mate?

27th of May, 1995. Right, that means you were 16 in the year of 2011. We've done the math and this is your birthday, Daniel. Mr. 305. Mr. Worldwide, what do you reckon of Pitbull, Dom? Banger, but I'm not sure it's going to be the best, but hey. What's the best? What do you reckon is the best?

Oh, Kim's got to take it out, surely. Robbie Williams, you reckon? Okay, wait there, Dom. It's out of Robbie Williams That little Chico Pitbull And Ariana Grande I agree with Dom I think it's Robbie Williams I'm going Pitbull

Are you? Yeah Okay we'll go to Claudia For the split vote Do love me Mr Worldwide Hello Claudia Hi Claude Hello

Hello Hello Claudia What are you doing today Claudia? Yeah not a lot Just thinking about Which song to pick I think Claudia what song Are we going to choose? Nothing today Why are we all talking like this? Yeah, not a lot. Just thinking about which song to pick, I think. Claudia, what song are we going to choose? Nothing today.

Why are we all talking like this? It's just my normal voice we're talking about. Yes, but ASMR. Today, I think I'm going to go with Brie. Mr. 305, you coming over here to the dark side, eh? Mr. What? I thought we never choose Brie's song. Oh, sorry, I forgot.

Normally, but she can't resist a bit of pitbull. Tom, you've won birthday banger. Congratulations. How good? Look at that. I should have had some faith. Have some faith, Dom. It's the 305.

Gets it done every time. Brian Clint from the year 2011. He's Dom's birthday banger on ZM. I took my life from negative to positive. I just want you to know that. Brian Clint. Pitbull and Neo on ZM. Bree and Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger from 2011.

What's your favourite Pitbull song? Probably, We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn. God, he has so many bangers, doesn't he? Or, yeah, what's yours? There's more than that That's just the first one That came to mind

Um What would be my favourite song I like Bojangles as well There's so many I do love International Love International Love International Love Oh yeah

Should we do Pitbull For Friday Oki this week Time of our lives Bagger International love Give me a International love Oh yeah Yeah come on Should we do Should we do pitbull For Friday Oki this week Time of our lives Banger Oh no no no You know what it is

Oh Yeah this is Absolute true Should we do this For Friday Oki this week Mr Worldwide To infinity You know the roof on fire

Oh damn it We gon boogie oogie oogie Claude check the archives Like the roof on fire. Oh, damn it. We gon' boogie, oogie, oogie. Claude, check the archives. Like the roof on fire. We gon' drink, drink. Bree and Clint. Tonight, there is a brand new season of Celebrity Treasure Island hitting TVNZ and TVNZ+.

Starring a brand new co-host. Please welcome to the show, Lance Savali. Let's go, let's go. Oh, we caught a round number four. Or as Lance likes to say, let's trot. Yeah, let's go. Oh, that was, oh, we can't around that before. Or as Lance likes to say, let's trot. Yeah, let's go. From contestant to host of Celebrity Treasure Island. Not bad. Yeah, I know. A bit weird,

eh? A bit weird on the other side. You've gotten the upgrade. I did. It's like, I feel good. Well, actually, it was a bit of a bit of a mixed emotion journey. It was like I was on the other side, good to be standing next to Bree, but also like wanted to play the game. Welcome to my life.

I bet, Bree. So hard. Bree has been hosting that show for a long time now. Did she give you any tips on hosting? And in return, did you give her any tips on dancing? Oh, okay. We'll leave the dancing side of it because, oh my goodness. But before every action, I

would be like, Brie, what's the first? Are you first? I'm first. And she'd be like, you're first, then I go, then you go, and then I go, and then I go, and then you go. I'm like, got it. Action. It's like choreography. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank God for Brie. The cast list is out. It's epic. There's all blacks. There's TV presenters.

There's politicians on Celebrity Treasure Island this season. There's all blacks. There's TV presenters. There's politicians on Celebrity Treasure Island this season. There's drag queens. There's drag queen. There's actors. I think one of the hardest parts of this job, and Brie has done an excellent job of it over the last five years, is keeping the secret of who wins Celebrity Treasure Island. Yeah.

How's your poker face? I know you've got sunglasses on at the moment, but how is your poker face? Honestly, I haven't said a word. I didn't even tell most of my family that I was hosting. my mom saw the ad and she was like i just saw you on tv you didn't tell your mom that you were hosting the show yeah because i know they watch tv so there's some things i keep from her when she messages i'm like a bitch it's about this and she's like just saw you on tv you look cool as a nice surprise that's amazing i can't believe you

did that yeah yeah i don't I don't tell her anything. So you reckon your poker face is quite good? Yeah. I haven't told anyone who won, actually. Can't even remember, to be honest. Yeah. You can't remember who won? No.

Oh, I've got an idea. Are we allowed to say who won? Yeah, we can say. All right. Yeah. Lance and I win. Ready? Three, two, one.

Bree. Lance. That's crazy, because I heard it was Miyamoto. Who? I heard Miyamoto won Slippery Tree Trials. Well, I would say she would win just in case she didn't. Because if she heard this and she did win

or she didn't win, there might be a problem. You don't want to come across her in a dark alley and I'll tell you that for free. Was it Miyamoto or was it Christian Cullen that I heard that won? Well, he's won a lot of games for the All Blacks and he's a Hurricane so he wins in my eyes every day. He's a winner.

No, I remember now. I remember now. They told me Suzanne Paul wins. Well, you know, she's pretty good. So she won a few challenges. She lost a few. But did she win the treasure? I don't know.

He's good. You could be a politician. Could I? That was very good. Should I run for president? Is that even what it's called? No, prime minister. You're back in Australia.

You're back in New Zealand now. Where are you? On your season, you lost to Chris Parker. Oh, right. Jesus Christ. Way to bring that up. Have you read the contract? You're not allowed to bring that up around once.

No, I thought maybe finally you could get one back because he might have won, but he didn't get asked back to be a host. So what if we call? Or maybe he did and he just said no because he's that guy. That's probably what happened and they didn't tell me. What if we call your arch nemesis Chris Parker right now and just so you can let him know

who the ultimate winner is. You, Lance Savali, new host of Celebrity Treasure Island. Oh man. I'll try. Oh, he's going to be ropeable. Oh, here we go. No. Oh, frick. Alright, we'll stay out of it. Yeah, yeah, all right. Hi, this is Chris's phone.

Not here right now. No, no, I've got him. Leave a message. Yeah, yeah. Hey, Chris Parker, it's your... When you've finished recording, I'll attach for more options. Wait, wait, wait.

Just hang up. Chris Parker, this is Lance Savali here. Do you remember a couple of years ago we did that show called Celebrity Treasure Island and I couldn't find the treasure and you came all the way from behind and won well I've got something to

tell you buddy I think I won now because guess what I'm the new host of Celebrity Treasure Island and I knew where the treasure was this season and I could have dug it up but I didn't I let someone else dig it up again. But I got to be there every season, every episode now. Yeah, I just thought I'd let you know.

And yeah, I feel good. I feel complete. And I hope you listen to this and you feel like a piece of shit because you should. Yeah, suck on that, Chris Parker. Yeah, come on, Chris. Hang up on him, hang up on him. Yeah, we showed Chris Parker.

Oh God, he's going to be reeling at that. I hope so. Oh, my God. Revenge is a dish best served cold. We're excited for your season of Celebrity Treasure Island, Lance Savali. And, Brie, your season as well. Can I just once say one thing about Lance? You're such a fantastic guy, but you exceeded my expectations.

Not an easy job, especially walking into a role that's been done so well by other people. You were incredible. You were genuine, funny. If anything, watch this season to see how good Lance is. It's fantastic. Oh man, honestly, it was a tough

job, but I loved every moment of it. And I think this season is going to be huge. The brand new season premieres tonight on TVNZ2 and TVNZ+. Lance Savali, good to see you, man. Thank you, guys. Love you. Team attack! Team attack!

Bree and Clint. You guys grunters? You a grunter? No. In your exercise, are you a grunter when you go to F45 and they're like, give me 15 burpees? Are you doing it? Nah.

Can't say I'm a grunter. No? I was a grunter when I did a bit of shot put. Oh, yeah, okay. Back in the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's about it. Yeah, shot putting's a grunting exercise.

Yeah. Claudia, are you a grunter? Only for really difficult things like getting my 30-year-old body off the couch. Yeah, yeah. Or getting in the groceries out of the car. Getting into the car. Yes, correct. Getting out of the bean bag. Oh the car. Yes, correct. Getting out of the bean bag.

Oh, yes. Don't start me. Well, there's some research here on whether grunting actually does anything. I was reading this thing from the New York Times today where scientists said there is some evidence that grunting makes you perform better on the rugby field, in the gym, lifting weight, doing CrossFit, tennis, whatever, but not much. There's not much. Why do all tennis players grunt so much then?

I reckon there has to be more to it. They think that you might be able to draw more power from slowing how fast the air comes out of your body, which if you're – Yeah, right. You're kind of bottling that air up inside you and using it for force, and that might be the benefit. But they said the benefit of grunting is mostly psychological. Yeah.

I trained with Shane Cameron, the boxer, and he, when he was teaching me, taught me that it's good to let out some grunts and you get more power behind your punches. Yeah, right. Well, that's what he reckons most some grunts and you get more power behind your punches. Yeah, right. Well, that's what he reckons most boxers have, you know, a little grunts when they're boxing. Okay, could you give us a little one, two, three, four combo with a few grunts in it? No, because. Just a bit of shadow boxing.

I don't have my gloves on. No, but just pretend, just, you know, just so we can get a, because we don't know. We don't know. Okay. We haven't been trained by Shane Cameron, so. Yeah. Okay. We haven't been trained by Shane Cameron, so... Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Hiss! Hiss huss! Hiss huss huss huss! Hiss huss huss huss huss huss! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss huss huss huss!

Hiss huss huss huss! Jeez. That person's dead. I was going to say. I thought your boxing fight didn't go ahead because of fitness, but actually I bet your opponents saw that and they were too scared. Whoa! This is... It actually helps a lot. Yeah. I thought your boxing fight didn't go ahead because of fitness, but actually I bet your opponents saw that and they were too scared. It actually helps a lot.

All right, Bree's got roid rage. She's done too much grunting. If you're going to the gym tonight, it says that grunting could make you feel more in tune with your body. It could heighten the mental health benefits of your exercise. So get into it. Bree's bench pressing in her office chair, so I reckon we're going to... She's starting a trend.

Take a break. Take a breather. Towel ourselves down. I need a break. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga, die with a smile. Do we know what that song's for?

Is it a soundtrack song or anything like that? Or is it just like just a random song? Because her new album's not coming out until next year, and I doubt she would have done her debut single with Bruno Mars. If anyone will know, it's producer Claude who loves that song. Producer Claude, why did they do that song? Hi, the rumor that I've heard is that Bruno Mars is in a lot of debt and was like,

this will get me some cash. Is that real? That's the rumour. Wow. You're kidding. It sounds like it should be from a movie though. It does. Not quite a Bond film, but something else.

No, from some kind of 70s set movie, right? That's about like cocaine and nightclubs and flared pants and platform shoes. It should be A Star Is Born, but part two. Yeah. That's the vibe. Oh, yeah. I didn't see Star Is Born.

What? She's in that. Yeah. Lady Gaga. I can't wait for her next album. Oh, it's going to be so good. I feel like it's going to be Charlie XCX vibes, like club. Get me in the club.

Oh, you reckon? I feel like, yeah. Not country? Nah. She vibes, like club. Get me in the club. Oh, you reckon, yeah. I feel like, yeah, she's going to. Nah, she's already done. No, she did not. Not disco. Lady Gaga did country before anyone else did. Wow, that's not technically true. There was already Dolly Parton and things like that.

You know what I'm talking about. Before it became popular. Come on, Dad. Get with the program. No, no, you're right. My bad. Before Post Malone. My bad.

Lady Gaga invented country. Before Post Malone. My bad. Lady Gaga invented country. Before Post Malone, before Beyonce. Who else has done a country album? Miley. Before? No. Miley was born into country.

Miley was country from the start. Okay, so Miley did it before Lady Gaga as well. No, but... I can't even... Okay, let's talk about... I can't win. I can't win in this situation. Some people are too dumb to argue with. So, producers, let's just talk amongst ourselves.

Let's have an intellectual conversation. I agree with you, Ella. I think she's going to go Brat Summer. I think she's going to go quite club. Even better than that, let's go home. Celebrity Treasure Island is back tonight at 7.30. Got to get home. Got to get TV on.

Nice things. Let's listen. All right, producers, you guys have a good night. Bye, Brie. I'm watching CTI. That's back tonight. 7.30. Got to get home. Got to get TV on. He's actually saying nice things. Let's listen. All right, producers, you guys have a good night. Bye, Bree. I'm watching CTI. That's on tonight. Oh, thank you, guys. Oh, CTI is on tonight.

Thanks for reminding me. Yes, 7.30, TV2. TVNZ Plus. TVNZ Plus. Yep, very exciting. And tomorrow and Wednesday night. All right, I'm off home to invent hip-hop. See you guys later.

All right, guys. We'll see you later then. Bye, Bree. Bye, guys. Good night, girls. See ya. Play. ZM's Brad Clint.'ll see you later then. Bye. Bye. Bye girls. See ya.