ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th September 2025

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

Bree's fascinating GHD story that we've totally never heard before.  Is the health benefit of dark chocolate really worth the taste? Things that make us bad kiwis.  Name in a Haystack.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brea and Clint podcast. Play ZDM's Brea and Clint. ZDM's Brean Clint, cheers to HBO Max, available on Neon. Woo! I know you need me up. ZDEM's Brea and Clint. I change your life if you just live with me for life. Sal Lava, everybody, and welcome to the Brea and Clint show for a Tuesday.

Oh, not any old Tuesday. It's a secret sound blitz Tuesday, my God. ZDM's 50,000 dollar secret sound. Blitz. Blitz. Blitz. Blitz. Blitz. Blitz. Blitz. We're doing it every single hour today. We need to get into a fresh round of Trady versus Lady. Yeah. That's right. We do too. 50 bucks up for grabs the trade. He's pulling back another win yesterday. There's only three in it. 0800 dial Z-M if you want to play. Play Z-Ems, Bree and Clint. It's Trady versus Lady.

Three, two, one. Let's go. The Trades, really, really clipping at the ladies' heels at the moment. 71 wins for the year. The lady's on 74. Our ladies in Auckland, she's 32, and it's her third time playing this game, and she still has never won. Welcome to the show, Regan. Hi, Regan.

Hi. Third time, lucky, they say, Regan. Say, had to. I hope fingers crossed. Have there been big losses, the losses that you've suffered? No. Oh, well, that's good. That's good.

That's promising. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're on our mother and son Trady team today. They're calling from Auckland. They have a combined age of 62. Please welcome to the show, Michelle and Jett. Hi, guys. Hi there.

Have you guys played before? We haven't. Okay, perfect. First time is going up against a seasoned player of Trady versus Ladies. And which one of you is the Trady? Is it you, Jet? Are you a plumber? Uh, yeah

Yeah He's a jet engine mechanic Oh, of course Yeah Yeah Yeah Uh Your guys buzzer is

Trady Regan lady First of three Correct answers $50 $50 cash Thanks to KFC No one has more pressure

No mechanic Has more pressure On them Than plain mechanics Yeah That'd be right up there You know Yeah

I feel like As a mechanic Oh mechanic Yeah Yeah Like I don't want to be You can't make any mistakes.

The engineers who build bridges have got pretty big. A lot of pressure on them too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, guys, good luck. Here we go. Here we go. Question number one. Name three types of breakfast cereal you would find on the shelves in New Zealand. Yes, Regan. Cocoa Pop, cornflakes, wheat, bike.

Well done. She's got it. One to the ladies. We move on to question number two. How many ghosts chase Pac-Man at the start of each game? What? Lady. Yes, Regan.

Six. Six is incorrect. Michelle and Jet. Two. Two is incorrect. It's four. It's a square and they come from each corner. No points there.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Lady. Yes, Regan. See ya. See ya. It is see ya. Two to the ladies.

None to the tradies. You need this one, Michelle and Jet, to stay in it. Question number four. In which year did the Titanic sink? Was it A, 1930, B, 1912 or C-1902? Trady. Yes, Michelle and Jett. 1912.

1912 is correct. That clawed one back. Here we go. One to the Trades, two to the ladies. Question number four. How many Dalmatians did Cruella DeVille want for her? Yes, Regan. 1001?

100 is correct. Oh, she's finally done it. She's a lady Oh, She's a lady The time is the charm The Regan Don't feel bad

Michelle and Jett That took her three attempts To get that one You know You guys let her have it Didn't you We don't Yeah

That was you wasn't Don't listen to a Regan You earned it My friend $50 Thanks to KFC Coming your way Regan

You got a victory Speech for us She's celebrating already She's lost for words Yep ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast Correct me if I'm wrong But you and I are on the same team

When it comes to hating dark chocolate Oh I'm not as passionate about it as you I'm not So you like it I'll go I don't mind a 70 Like in the 70s

I don't mind to 70. I'm not out here looking for a 95%. If you have choice, health, nothing comes into it. No, nothing to do with health. Purely taste. Yeah, yeah. Are you ever buying the dark chocolate over the milk chocolate?

No, not if there's a choice, no. Right, so we agree. We agree. Milk chocolate is the better chocolate. Yeah, 100%. It's the tastier, more delicious. Yes. It's the only chocolate for us.

Yes, that's our common ground. Yes. We might need to rethink our views and thoughts around this topic. Okay. Take a listen to this. Dark chocolate is a medicine end of. One of the best medicines around is 50 grams or 100 grams of 75% or more dark chocolate. Seriously, brain health, cardiovascular health, they do studies where they were able to show changes in the blood flow within minutes, certainly within an hour of eating cocoa.

That's herbalist Simon Mills, who says studies have shown that high quality dark chocolate, 70% and above. That was my range that I said. Can be beneficial to brain and cardiovascular health. Yeah, right. So, because of that, I think we need to try some 70%. Do you want to do the honours? Yeah, I'd love to. I think I just need to retrain my brain.

And I know where you get upset because your CrossFit brother, I saw you posting him at New World getting a block of 95%. Just. And 95 exists. I just hate. But it's very different. When he looks to me and says, oh, I love this chocolate.

I'm like, how do you love it? It's so better. Yeah, because it's been years since he's had normal chocolate. You reckon that's what it is. Okay. The square each. Cheers. Thank you.

So this is for our health. It's medicine. See, I don't mind that. No wrong with that. mind that. Yeah. That's 70%. What about 85%.

Oh, okay, it's 85%. I've got an 85% block. I can do the 70%. I quite like that. We've gone from a Whittaker's to a lint for the 85. The Wittaker's one's good. You know chocolate's fancy when it's flat, eh? Yeah.

And they're large screws. I'd happily eat the 70%. Are you loving this, producer Ella? You're such a big advocate for dark chocolate. How high in cacao does it need to be to be vegan? I actually don't know. Yeah, what are the rules around that? I'm pretty sure the 50% is a vegan one.

Is it? I think so, yeah. Okay, onward. Here comes 85%. Still good. You know. Still good. Not bad.

It's not as creamy, is it? It's not as creamy. It doesn't go around your palate. No. Quite bitter. Yeah. What about a 95%? Which I also have?

How many blocks of chocolate are in your pants? That one might be melted. Okay. Oh, no. It's 95%. No, it doesn't melt. It ain't melting. Yeah, yeah, it's not melting.

It's not technically not chocolate. Okay, see, the 85%... But this is our medicine. This is our medicine. What is this? 95%. I almost need a pallet cleanser. That is pure shit.

Who's eating this? It doesn't melt in your mouth. It's just melting to dust inside your... Oh, you hate... It tastes. Oh, crap. Is there 100% in your pants? Are you sitting on a block 100%?

Go back to the 70. Straight back to the 70. Straight off the 95. Bounce back to the 70%. Oh. Might as well be white chocolate at this stage. That's beautiful. Here as Kiwis, at the bottom of the world,

we love attention when we get some. ending up on one of those global lists. Remember a few years ago when we somehow landed sexiest accent in the world? To be honest, the Kiwis love just ending up on a map, don't you? Yeah, we like being on a map. Yeah, we like someone who has a vague tie to New Zealand like yesterday when Rosey did well at the VMAs. We found out she was born in Auckland.

Who knew? Who knew? Why is that not a bigger deal? The producers claim that they knew Rosey was born in Auckland. Everyone knows that. that they knew that and didn't find out yesterday. That's classic them though. Ella was telling me yesterday that she was the first person to discover

Olivia Dean. No, I didn't say first. She was like, oh, all these Johnny come lately's to Olivia Dean. You do this with Rugby, Clint. I was the first person to watch the worry. Oh, she's gone. So we're on a list, and it's not a great list, this list. They're fuming out there.

What are we on the list for? It's the beauty of soundproof glass. Look, you can hear, you can see them. they're leaving. Bye guys. See ya. Probably off to probably off to run the Roseanne Olivia Dean fan club. Anyway we've been so derailed. We're on a list

it's not good. A New Zealand location has been ranked the worst wedding location from a list of 40 wedding destinations. What a load of crap. I know. Have they been here? I bet the person who made this list has never been here. You could get married

in the worst town in New Zealand and it would still be beautiful. Yep. Oh. There's a few, look, most places in New Zealand, keen as. You'd be able to find a botanic gardens in the shitter city in New Zealand. There's a couple of places in New Zealand that wouldn't be at the top of my list. Get this.

The place on the list, Queenstown. What crack pipe are they smoking? So they're a destination wedding travel agency. called Destify. Well, they obviously don't know a thing about destination weddings. They've done it based on weather. Okay.

Because weather's an important part of planning your wedding. They said apparently it's too cold in Queensland. The ideal temperature for a wedding is 22 degrees. The average temperature in Queensland is 9.3 degrees. Yeah, in winter. In winter, in summer. Beautiful. They said it's too cloudy.

If your idea is to get married in front of an amazing Mountain Vista. This makes me so angry. They said it'll probably cloud over. You'll have to have your wedding inside. Yeah, okay. Well, let's all get married on the beach like everyone else.

They said that's the worst. Queenstown's the worst. Second work is Reykievic in Iceland. Same reasons. What? Yeah. Two temperamental weather-wise.

And third worst place to get married, the Maldives. Because too stormy, apparently. This is rage bait. I know. This is a rage bait article. I know, but it's made the news in New Zealand. because we don't want to be ranked worst for anything,

let alone things to do with tourism. No, I, this has actually made me so angry. Does it have a name on who wrote this article? Yeah, Destify. Does there a name? The person who is putting their opinion behind this? No, no, no, no. There's never a name. Why? Do you want to abuse them in the DMs?

I want to find whoever from Destify has written this article, and I want to get them on the phone, and we have one question for them. Okay. Have you ever been? to Queenstown. Great question. That's the only question I would ask. Great question. Okay, yeah. I'll name and shame them. I'll find them.

This time tomorrow, can we try and get them on the phone? Get them in studio, actually. And get us like a bucket of overriped tomatoes. Yep. And let's put them in one of those old school peasant stocks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we'll just peg tomatoes. Should we do that in Queenstown? Yes, in the main street. In the main street in Queenstown. Well, we don't know what the weather is doing in Queensland.

Oh, yeah, that's just such a good point. We do want a sunny day. You need it in its best light. The best light. The best. Wedding location, according to Destafar. Yeah. The Yosemite.

The Yosemite? I think it's Yosemite. Is it? I think it's Yosemite. Okay. Oh no. Muscat and Oman. I don't know these places.

I wonder if this. And Dubai. Okay, well, maybe they're getting paid by Dubai. Everyone who says Dubai is getting paid by Dubai. Where is the money coming from? Like, I know where the money's coming from. You know where the money's coming from. Yeah, Dubai. Unless you're gay.

Then don't get married there. I don't think you're allowed. Then go to Queenstown. Queenstown's a great spot. They even have Pride Skiweek. ZD.M.'s brain cleanse. You can't answer this question, but the producers can. Do you guys have old hair straighteners that you're still using?

I think a decade is old. The no. No. I just have a cheapy one because you're the old one broke. Yeah. Okay. I got a curler. Okay.

How old is it? How old? Three years? No. That's not old. Oh, okay. My original GHD from the early 2000s when I was in high school. Oh, that's old.

No, I don't still have that, but it broke. I think it lasted 16 years. Wow. So I had it for a long time. That's ages. Do you think they still last that long? No, nothing lasts that long anymore. What happened with the GHD company is it was owned by a couple.

And they actually created GHD together. And then when they broke up, one of them took the patent for the hair straightener and one of them took the name for the company. And they went off and started Cloud 9 with the patent of the hair straightener. And so then GHD had to create a new. hair straightener and that's why the straighteners were different. You guys love this story. Yeah, I do.

I'm just telling it up. I think that's telling number 16 of that story on the show. I liked the first three tellings. They were good. People love that GHD story. A lot of people don't know that. There'd be people listening to that story right now that have never heard of. Oh, and those people, they'd be on Cloud 9.

They would be. That was good. Thank you. This, I mean, I've definitely been sucked into an ad or a, a, promotion that GHD is doing right now. But this is crazy. For the next two weeks in Australasia, if you have an old hair straightener lying at home that you're not using, it's broken, it can be broken,

doesn't even have to be a GHD. It can be whatever brand, you can trade it in and they'll give you 150 bucks towards a new GHD. Oh yeah, you've been sucked in. No, but isn't that great? In that case, my straightener is old, really old. How much is a new GHD? I have not looked into that.

I'll look for you now. But yeah, can you look up what the Kronos? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yes, I got the Kronos right here. Yeah, how much? The GHD Kronos professional, $500. So $150 off that. Yeah, yeah.

If you, you know. But you can get a brand new cloud nine for only $3.29. Okay. Yeah. Right, so pretty that much running the same promo. You can get a VVo for $2.35. Five, anyone on the VVos? What's a Vivo?

I don't know. I haven't swayed from the cloud nines and the GHDs. I don't know what's out there in terms of... You've got a thick bush, though. You need the professional grade straighteners for yours. Excuse me. You know what I mean. You know what I mean.

Excuse you know what I mean. It's like where I live, the vegetation is thick, so I've got to have like a good weed whacker, like a still. When it comes to your hair, you've got to have like a high quality. I don't even have a bush, thank you. Your hair. I'm talking about the hair on your head. Me too. My hair's very thin.

No, it's tamed because you've got the right tools. Have I said the wrong thing? I didn't mean to. If I put my foot in it. Oh, yeah, it was definitely an accident from you. Yeah, right. Definitely an accident. I apologize.

Apologize to Brian her bush. And I will buy you a new hair straightener to apologize. Okay, from where? I'll get you the vivo because. You said that your hair can handle the cheap ones. No, I didn't say that. I did not say. How am I going to save this break?

Did you guys hear about what happened to GHD, the couple in episode? ZD.m's Bree and Clint podcast. Time for the tea. The tea. Live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. No Dean today, but I wanted to talk about the VMAs that went down yesterday. And New Zealand's very own, Rosey, took out Song of the Year. Yeah, a Kiwi girl, Rose-A.

With A-P-T-A-P-T-A-P-T. Which we definitely knew she was Kiwi. Born in Auckland, New Zealand. Raised in Melbourne. Raised in Melbourne, Australia. Why wasn't this nominated for a New Zealand music award earlier this year? We had Charlie XX up for a music award. Why couldn't we have Rose A in there?

Great question. She is a Kiwi, we claim her now. Have you guys heard? of the rosé curse. No. I learned about this also yesterday when I learned that she was born in Auckland, New Zealand. The rosé curse is apparently, it's a joke that has been doing the rounds on the internet where if you get a photo with rosé, then your relationship is dumped.

Oh, wow, really? So this started happening and gaining traction due to several high-profile couples separating after they had photos with Rosey. Well, let's go through them. Yeah, okay. Gigi Hid and Zane Malik. Yep. Rosey broke them up.

Apparently, Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn. Oh, okay, yeah. And the most recent one that's gaining attention was Katie Perry and Orlando Bloom. But people are talking about it because they were like, who's she going to get a photo with, the VMAs. Who do we want her to get a photo with?

You know who she got a photo with? Who? Ariana Grande. Oh, and, the ginger guy from Wicked. Wicked. Yeah. So people are saying SpongeBob. Look out, that relationship.

It's on the rocks. Yeah, I don't know if we can blame that completely on Rose A though. Nah, it's just a fun joke. Does that mean we can book Rose A for Homegrown Festival? Yeah, I think so. It's doesn't it? Yeah. Get her down here. Can we book Little Mix as well? Because Perry Edwards is from Hamilton.

Well, she went to school here. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, she can come play a high. I'm grown and she'll get free accommodation at her mum's house in Hamilton. Absolutely. Other winners of the VMAs, if you're interested. Alex Warren took out best new artist.

Lady Gaga won like four awards. Sabrina Carpenter. She won three. There was a lot of winners on the night. Very good. Brian Clint. The ZD.M. Podcast Network. Do you remember NRL player Braithanaster?

Yeah, great name. I could never tell if his name was Braith or Braithen. Breithen. Yeah, right. name braithen last name esther or is he braith an esther hell is naming their kid braith who's naming their kid braith it's a good point braithen the place london brayth braith braith braith braith braithanester is in the news at the moment no don't avoid my question what what's his name his name is braith braith last name anaster okay loves the card game canester um

He... Braithinester, plays canester. He played, he hasn't played for a long time, but he's a rugby league commentator these days. Yeah. And so he's in the news at the moment because he has found love again with an ex that he dated 20 years ago.

Wow. 20 years ago they dated. And then in that 20 years, I don't know what she's been up to but he has gotten married, had a kid, then got divorced, got married, had a kid, got divorced and now they're back together.

Oh, wow. So did they break up 20 years ago? I believe so. Wow. Or they've, or he's done a lot of cheating on her. No, no, but you said they dated 20 years ago, yeah. Well, I think so, I'm pretty sure, yeah. They would have broke up 20 years ago.

But she was the one all along. Can you imagine? Are there any exes, you think about now where you're like, I'd give them another hoon? Don't. You won't get me. Who would have been? You won't get me.

Like out of your exes. You won't get me. If you had to pick, like gun to your head. You won't get me. Like someone said, Root, which one of your exes? Are you going to give another turn on the merry-go-round? Unless you literally put a gun to my head. Claudia, bring in the exes.

Bring in the gun. Bring in the Luger. imagine radio's gone too far you were saying before that you wouldn't because your ex has gone to the dogs what what are you told i've got great looking exes all of them oh yeah so which one if you had to which one would you um but not the last one maybe the one before that

it'd be so weird going back to an ex of 20 years It would be so bizarre. Because they would be familiar, but at the same time, they'd be very different. Yeah. And you'd constantly be going, oh, hey, do you still do this thing? Do you reckon? Have you still got the motorbike? Let's say, let's say the problems or the reasons you broke up in the first place 20 years ago.

Do you reckon they'd still be there? Well, quite possibly. It depends what the problems were. Yeah, yeah. You know, like if you were at different life stages. Maybe not. You can see how it would happen, though. Yeah.

Because everybody's got rose-tinted glasses when they're looking back in time. And they're always like, oh. Yeah. I don't know why we ever broke up. Absolutely you do. And then if you have ever dated an ex again, you're like, oh. Oh, that's how we broke out. I remember.

Imagine if he dated this woman 20 years ago and he really wanted kids and she didn't. Right. And then he's gone off. So he's gone off and had his kids? 20 years later, and he's like, I've had my kids. They will be in my life. Yes. But I don't need to have kids with you.

What if that was their plan all along? He's like, all good. You're the one. Give me 20 years. How about meet back here? We meet back here. On this day. At Brookvale Oval in September 2025 just before the playoffs.

And my kids, I have my kids. It'd be so weird to kiss an ex from 20 years ago. Like to kiss them again. That's what I'm talking about, how it would be so familiar but so different at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. Like had they picked up any new tips and tricks?

Do they still have the tongue piercing? Yeah. All those things. It'd be so, so bizarre. We want to ask you, how long was it between drinks for you and your partner? How long was the gap between you guys breaking up and then eventually getting back together? And did it work on the second time?

Maybe it didn't. Did you have to clear the air? Maybe. Before you got back together. You're like, if we're going to get back together, we're going to do this thing, you've got to stop doing that thing that you used to do way back in the day. Maybe the problems that were there in the first case was still there the second time around.

But now you're mature enough to deal with them. Yeah. You're like, they don't piss me off anymore. Maybe. You know when you said right person, wrong time? Maybe it came back around to the right person, right time. And who would that be for you, Klan, out of your exes? It's Z.M's Brie and Clint podcast.

Do you reckon she would get back with any of her exes? Hopefully. Which one do you want her to get back with? Which one was your favourite? She's kind of roasted them all in her albums. No. Oh, she could get back with Taylor Lawner. Yeah, she'll get back with Taylor Lawner.

Any other exes Taylor could get back with, producers? Her and Jake Gyllenhaal are all good, aren't they? No way, don't you dare say that? No, I think the bridge is definitely birds. Harry Styles, maybe. Her and John Mayer are all good, aren't they? Are you trying to stir the pot? Probably not John Mayer.

Probably not. Probably not. Carly Clause. Yeah, Diana. Hi. Hey, there's always a chance. We're talking about Braitha Naster from the NRL. What?

Who apparently dated this woman 20 years ago has since been married a couple of times, had a couple of kids, and now he's back with this woman. He dated 20 years ago. Braith Anaster, which, by the way, I just learned, his name is Braith. Yes, Braynester. Someone texted in and said, I'm 100% with you on that.

Clinton, never knew which one it was. I was the same with the reporter Alia Kram. Is it Ali Akram or Alia Kram? That one took me a long time as well. I don't know who that is. It was a TV3 reporter. And I think it was Ali Akram. Got it.

Yeah. Same situation, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're asking you, did this happen to you? did you date someone and then there was a huge gap and then you dated them later in life whether it worked out the second time around or not that's the question we're asking

when we were 11 we had an intermediate school relationship he then moved away had a short stint for a short stint and then at 18 we got back together 10 years together now and two kids there you go so how long how long 11 until 18. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's decent. What about this one? 18 year gap broke up as we were both at different life stages. Together now, trying for round two, going well so far for the last three years. We're older and wiser. I love how that's going well so far, but you're three years into the relationship. It's a fair while. You're still one foot in, one foot out.

You're like, oh, I did break up with you that another time. Yeah, maybe it's because you do have that trauma. There'd be a bit of that. From the last time you dated. Well, your body, your mind would know what it's like to break up with that person. You'd know how that person dumps people. You'd know how that person behaves after a breakup. 18 years is a big gap.

I feel like you live a whole life in 18 years and then you, you know, reconnect. Yeah. And do you ask the question? Like, who, did you hook up with this person? No. Did you hook up with this person? No. How many people did you hook up with while we weren't together?

I feel like it depends on you as people, but I feel like most people probably wouldn't want to know those answers. What's the duration of break-up where you can ask if they hooked up with anyone else? Like if you guys broke up for three months, are you allowed to ask if they hooked up with anyone else? Yeah, see, that I wouldn't want to know. If I hadn't, if I dated someone, we broke up for 18 years, I'd want to know everything.

Would you? Yeah. I'm real nosy like that. Like it doesn't bother me. I'd be like, tell me. Tell me the good ones, the bad ones. Like, what happened? What went down?

Who taught you that track that you've been doing? Exactly. I'd want to know it all. Someone said, how long was the relationship gap? We had a two-year gap apart from each other. It didn't work because we were at different stages in life with him going away for work and I was still studying. It always felt like the right person wrong time.

It was hard. didn't plan to get back together. One day he sent me a message about our favorite band playing in Christchurch after two years no contact. We went together and have been together ever since. That sounds like a movie. That's so romantic. Imagine they meet at the concert.

Yeah. Their eyes lock as their favorite song from their favorite band is playing. I like to think they just picked up right where they left off too. They went home together that night. Yeah. And they never slept apart ever again. No. Yeah.

I want to know who the band was. Someone else said we were together for four years, broke up for seven months as we couldn't work through our differences, got back together, now engaged and getting married at the end of the month. The breakup made us really reflect on our own faults and take responsibility and grow,

and now we're better than ever. That doesn't always work. No, it doesn't. You know? Yeah. Like a lot of the time, if you break up for seven months, which is, I mean, it is a while,

but it's not like a super long amount time you get back together and you're like oh we're the same people a lot of the time if you break up because of differences you both go well i was clearly right yeah you know you're like i'm better off yeah yeah yeah i really want to know and that person that text through you decide if you want to text back in those seven months did either of you and if you only know the answer for you did you hook up with other people and did you guys talk about it yeah it's like in seven months you hook up with other people. Surely.

Yeah. Surely you would. Yeah. I want to know from that person so bad. They texted through and they said the band was Rum Jungle. Ah, okay. And the person sticks back in the seven months. Did you hook up with anyone else?

Yes, absolutely. But it was not a problem. Good. See, that's healthy. Imagine you break up for seven months and you're like, no. Sounds like you and your partner want a little seven-month break. Who you? No, you.

Oh, me? You and your partner. Where did that come from? Oh, you just sound keen. That's what I'm saying. It's ZM's Breinclin podcast. So let's get classical. Let's get classical.

Me, Bree, producer Ella. Three people, only two teams in this game because Brey and I are working together. I like it when we work together. Yeah, me too. Makes it fun. Started out as like a way to level the playing field. I think it brings us closer together, you and I. Yeah, and it infuriates Ella, so win-win.

Working towards one common goal. Take down Ella. Thank you, guys. It's nice that I do that to you, annoy you. Genuinely, like, it brings me joy. Claudia runs the game. Hi, Claude. I'm the only one that's miserable.

Hi, everyone. Why are you miserable? Because you guys are always fighting. I always get stuck in the middle of it. We're not fighting. Ella's fighting. I'm not fighting. There's a fight in words, Clint.

I'm just here. Okay, do you want to jump right into it? We really do. First is let's get classical. You know the rules that is a pop song, redone in a classical style, and I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song.

Are we ready? Ready. Here's your first one. Brite. Arianna Grande, seven rings. Oh, it is. I know that rap as well. She heard it, she liked it.

She said it. I got it. Gee, thanks. Just bought it. That was fast. You like Bree's answer. Gee thanks. She got it.

Arianna Grande is my wheelhouse. Shot, Bree. Okay, here's another one. Brie. That is Die with a smile. Bruno Mars. And Lady Gaga. And that's the win.

You don't want to go to a lot. That's a good song. Vega. This is my celebration song. Bring Clint do it again. Well done, Bree. Harry Hawk and silly Clint take the win. Rebecca, you have won 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Congratulations. Let's go back. Woo-hoo. Thank you guys. Do you want to say anything to piss Ella off while you're here? Don't you dare. Yeah. Oh, she hung up.

She really did want to feel her. Ella hung up on her. Ella, that's not nice. The second person she's hung up on today. But you shouldn't be hanging up on people that call through. I did not. Well done, Bree. Terri, well done, Bree.

Clint, you did a jack-all. We're a team. We are a team. We are a team. Good job. Good W for Bree and Clint. Scott Robinson didn't tackle anybody in the All-Blank. win, but he's still part of the win.

Okay? Brian Clint, we're back after this with a new term to explain. Anybody keen on doing a bit of green dogging? Like, so keen. You want to get green doggins? That sounds like a bit of me. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. Last year we were talking about

raw dogging things, raw dogging flights, raw dogging movies and raw dogging runs, which raw dogging and run, no music. No AirPods, no music. No fitness watch You just run

To run You just run to run Obviously raw dogging flights No entertainment You love the runners high so much Okay We'll do it with none of your little gadgets Go and do it with your own thoughts

See how much you like running then Here's a thought Go for a run And don't post about it That's raw dog That's true raw dog in the run Yeah crazy concept I know

Raw dog in the gym Was where you don't have any AirPods as well and you have to listen to the awful gym music. Not great. Now, it's all about green dogging. We're not raw dogging anymore, we're green dogging. What the hell is green dogging?

Green dogging is a movement which encourages travellers to ditch single-use items and embrace reusables, particularly in air travel. So when you're on a plane, you don't have the plastic knife and fork. You don't have a meal that comes on one of those single-served trays. you don't accept a cup of water that comes in a plastic cup. You can't use anything that's not reusable.

So what do they expect? Do they expect you to take a knife and fork with you through an airport? Is that what they expect you to do? No, I think they expect you to prepare your own food at home and take that. Okay, but what if my own food is a buttered chicken? Great question.

Where do I get the cutlery? Yeah, great question. You know? Also, water, Yeah. Like if I'm taking, which a lot easier, take my own water bottle. Water is the easiest one of the lot. But you can't go through customs with a full water bottle. No, but you can fill it up on the other side.

Yeah, but the water's... And you can fill it up on the plane? The water's never nice, is it? It's the food one that I don't understand. Because can I take a chicken teak and masala through customs? What if I want to take a full pavloaf on my flight? Am I allowed to take that through customs? And one of those cake boxes that your mum's got for taking a cake around to the neighbour's place.

I'm going to have a full path in economy. I get the idea this stat blew my mind just in the last year Air New Zealand alone sent 1,041 tons of waste to landfill Yeah that is wild

And that's just Air New Zealand They're one tiny airline In the world And even they sent a thousand tons of rubbish To the dump Because to be honest When I think of Single-use plastic

What about, like, in terms of flying, what about all the headphones? The headphones is crazy now. When did headphones become single use? The headphones are plastic. Yeah. They put in a plastic bag that you have to break open. Yeah.

The blankets on flights in a plastic bag. Yeah. Are those blankets single use? No. Surely not, eh? But the headphones now, they give you... Are they single use, the headphones? They give you a pair of ear buds now when you go on the plane.

They used to give you the plastic over-ear things. Now when you go on and... an Air New Zealand flight, you get a brown paper bag that's got a pair of ear buds in them. Wait, are you flying premium economy? No. Because trust me, we ain't getting that back in economy. I'm not talking about on a domestic flight.

When was the last time I flew Air New Zealand International? I'm sure I'm right. No, I'm sure you are. I'm not in premium economy. Stop starting this rumor that I fly premium economy. How many times have you flown premium economy? Have you flown premium economy more than a couple of times.

No. No. That's right. You flew business. Shut up. I feel like 9-11 has got a lot to answer for though. Like, is people really going to take down a plane with a fork? Yeah.

Yeah. What about those, do you remember a couple of years ago, maybe this was pre-COVID and maybe COVID killed this, do you remember the coffee cups that were made out of biscuit? And then after you ate the coffee, drank the coffee, the idea was you ate the coffee. the cup as well. How long did you have?

Longer than you think before it went soggy. I feel like that would literally be my worst nightmare. You don't know how long. I feel like they're a New Zealand company too and it was like revolutionary because there was no waste. Yeah. I mean it's a great idea in theory but they need an exact amount of time that that biscuit is going to disintegrate in.

And I feel like that could be literally... That might have been the downfall of the company. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, they would have to do, like, very intense testing. April 2023, edible coffee cups, single-use packaging without the guilt. Yeah. What was the coffee cup made out of?

Orkin Cup made. Was it a wafer? Yeah, I think it was, like, real thick. And what, you ate the coffee cup? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then you ate the cup at the end. Can you imagine? Like, the worst place to have a...

disintegrate is on a flight. Yeah. And it goes all over you. Yeah, yeah. I feel like when you're going to eat it, it's going to spray back on you. Anyway, I haven't seen them around for ages, so maybe they don't exist anymore.

Who knows? I think that, I mean, in all seriousness, which we're not serious on this show very often, but if, like, planes could somehow, like, you need to bring your own headphones. Yes. Imagine how much waste that would eliminate. Oh, it'd be huge.

And it'd be so much more, like, comfortable. The headphones on planes hurt my brain. But the problem is everybody's headphones are wireless now. So they need to now make the... So make it wireless? Yeah, make them connect to the thing. Yeah, make it a Bluetooth thing. They all connect to the Bluetooth system. Oh God, we're focusing on the wrong thing. We should have been focusing on that instead of the edible cups.

I mean, no, the edible cups have their place. Anyway, green doggin. Put it on the list. Our Lord and Savior Lord has given an interview to dazed magazine. I don't know it, but it's made the news because she's admitted that she feels like a bad Kiwi, Lord. Why? Oh, has she been littering? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's not been a tidy Kiwi. Not being a tidy Kiwi, which makes her a bad Kiwi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She didn't get vaccinated during the pandemic. She wasn't part of the team of 5 million. No, the reason Lord believes she's a bad Kiwi, She's never seen Lord of the Rings. Wow.

Yeah. And her name is Lord. Oh my God, her name's literally. I didn't even think of that. Her name is literally in the movie. Wild. Has she never seen any of them? They said to her, you'll be a fan of Lord of the Rings, won't you?

And she said, bad Kiwi, I know. I'm not really into fantasy. Yeah. She's not into fantasy. She's, okay. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah. Being such a creative.

It's what I thought too. Yeah. Creative person. I mean, I kind of relate to this because fantasy is not really my bag either. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah. House of the Dragon.

But you grew up. Game of Thrones. Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit. Yeah, but you grew up in Australia, so it was less taboo for you to skip Lord of the Rings. That's true. So long as you've seen tomorrow in the war began, you're good to go. You're good to go, girl. As long as you know who's on home and away, you're all right with us.

As long as you've seen Crocodile Dundee, you can have a passport. Yeah, got me thinking, though, what else qualifies you as a bad Kiwi? What are the things that if you haven't done these things, you haven't seen these things, you don't like these things? If you've never... Technically you're a bad Kiwi. Tried an LNP? Yeah, you've got to at least try it. You have to have tried it.

Yeah, yeah. Might not be your favourite, but if you haven't tried it, bad Kiwi. You don't have to have had a photo with the bottle in Pyroar. Yeah. But you should have tried it. Everyone's tried L&P, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

It's a Kiwi icon. Yeah. If you're not up to date with Shortland Street. Yeah. Oh, no, I've never seen Shortland Street. Do you know I accidentally watched Shortland Street the other day? That's such a funny sentence. And I had absolutely no idea who the people were or what they were talking about.

Isn't that one fella still on it? It's the weirdest show. No, Chris, what's his name? Warner. Chris Warner. He's on sabbatical. What? Is he?

He's on hiatus. What did he do? Yeah, I don't know. Oh, too many wives. You've been touching up the nurses again. Too many dead wives. I always get sucked into Shortland Street. Like when, because obviously, like it's on before certain shows.

Yeah. Like Taskmaster, which I mean, we have been watching in our household. And so I'll catch a bit of the Shortland Street. And I'm like, I'm hooked. I'm like, I need to know what happens. No, no, no, no. That last three minutes of the Shortland Street, incredibly captivating. It's so good.

The build-up to the Dum-Dum-Dum-Dum-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Yeah. That expert level clippings. It's all the stuff in between that, which is... Yeah. Anyway, not here to bag on Shulton Street. We're here to say why we think we're a bad Kiwi.

Claudia, why are you a bad Kiwi? I feel like it's not for everyone, but it's something I've wanted to do and I haven't done a bungee jump. And it was invented here. Yeah. A.J. Hackett, he revolutionized it. I've never done it. Yeah, bad Kiwi.

I don't know why. Yeah, Brie's done a bungee jump. I know. And I'm terror. I've done two. How have I done two and you haven't done any? I strapped myself to Brie for her first bungee jump. Would you like me to strap myself to you?

Oh yeah, go on then. Are you going to go ass to ass or face to, like boobs to penis? That's up to Claudia. Yeah. What would you prefer? You want to do ass to ass. You want to do ass to ask so we don't have to look at each other? Might be safer.

Okay. I opted for vagina to penis when we did it. Brie. Well, we did. Three. We did. I felt way too much of you. Okay.

Oh, no. You shouldn't be. Jesus Christ. Ella, what makes you a bad Kiwi? Never done that. I've never gone up to the tippy top of the North Island, Cape Urianga. Never. Oh, it's beautiful.

Is there a lighthouse up there? Yes, there's a lighthouse up there. Most of the way there in Auckland. You've just got to go five more hours north. Five hours. One of my favourite places I've been in this country. Is it windy and cold or hot? It is, it is. Yeah, you're right at the tip.

What makes me a bad Kiwi. I've never hooked up with Max Key on a drunken night out. Oh my God. I know. Everyone has done it. You haven't? No. Have you been to one of his DJ sits?

Nope. Oh my God. So I feel like I haven't. What have you been doing for the last seven years? Exactly. I haven't had the opportunity. He's in property now. You might have missed your chance.

I know. go to one of his openings. I could go to one of his open homes. Ask him if he wants to do a bungee jump. And hook up. Yeah. Hey, Max, keen on a P to V bungee jump with Bree. Open the key to his heart, eh?

Come on. Strap us together. This is serious. It's only happened to me in the last couple of years, but I believe I'm a bad Kiwi because my taste buds have changed. And I now prefer Vigemite to Marmite. Welcome. Yeah.

Welcome, my friend. Genuinely. Shame. Shame. I know. Shame. I know. Genuinely, is there a taste difference?

Yeah, there is a taste difference. 100% there is. There's a taste difference. There's an aesthetics difference. Okay. It's the texture. And there's an amount that each of the parent companies pays in tax difference as well. And I don't know if that has any different, anything to do with it.

It all comes into it. It does not. It all comes into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Vigemite all the way. 0800 dial ZEM. Or you can text us on 966. It's a safe space.

What's the thing that you. believe makes you a bad Kiwi because you haven't done it, you haven't seen it, you haven't been to it, or you don't like it. Or maybe it's something that you have done that makes you a bad Kiwi too. Oh, okay, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lord has given an interview where she's admitted she feels like a bad Kiwi because she's never seen the Lord of the Rings. And she doesn't want to say Lord of the Rings either. She said she's not into fantasy. Yeah, she said she hates Hobarton. Yeah, they're like, oh, you just haven't got around to it? She goes, I hate it, she said.

Hate it. Nah, she didn't say that far. But she hasn't seen Lord of the Rings. So we're asking, what's the thing that you haven't seen, done or tried that you think makes you a bad Kiwi because of it as well? So many texts coming through on this. Like this one from someone who said, I'm a bad Kiwi because I hate Hangi and I put tomato sauce on my boilup. Holy smokes. Wait, so you like boil up, but you don't like hangy.

Wow. No, they like boil up with tomato sauce. With tomato sauce. I'd argue that boil up with tomato sauce is even more Kiwi At least you like tomato sauce Because there's a few people on the text machine Saying that they don't like tomato sauce Someone said

My son used to get really upset Thinking he wasn't a real Kiwi kid Because he doesn't and still doesn't like What is tomato sauce Wow And he would get upset about it Yeah yeah yeah I wonder if he likes other tomato sauces

Does he like the Delmain one that Bree hates Oh God I hate that one I love the Delmaine one. What about the Whitlocks one? What's the Whitlocks one? The Whitlocks one is quite chunky. Get away from me. I don't mind a chunky tomato sauce.

No, what is the best? Christy's here. Hi, Christy. Hi, Christy. Hello. What makes you a bad Kiwi, Christy? I am allergic to kiwi fruit and egg white, so I can't have a pavlover. Oh.

And you definitely can't have a pavlover with kiwi fruit on top? Nope. No. What does it do to you? I blow up like a puff of fish Oh no Really? Yeah

What about the I'm sure everyone says this to you What about the golden kiwi fruit? No No kiwi fruit whatsoever Can't eat Christy there's so many things That you couldn't have

With an egg allergy Yeah No it's not fun I can have egg Cooked and things though It's just I can't have it As like I couldn't have fried eggs

I can't have anything That's based on egg Mostly Could you have a keash No That is all egg Well I don't know where the line is I don't know where the line is

Could you have a cake? Could you have a cake? I can have a cake I can't have a cake I can't have a cake I just can't have a pavlover I can't have a meringue Like an omelette Could you have an omel?

No Bad Kiwi Yeah And I also do like Veggie mite as well Not my might Bad Kiwi That's my one as well

I've converted Nourty Christi This person wants to be anonymous Understandable Because we are not For giving people for their bad Kiwi behavior here this afternoon. I know we said it was a safe space. It's not.

Anonymous, why are you a bad Kiwi? It's actually my mum. She doesn't know the national anthem. Isn't the English version. Wait. Not even the English version. Your mom doesn't know the national anthem. How long has she been here?

Oh. All her life. All her life. What? Right. And they do teach it in school. That is wild. What is she?

Like, if the All Blacks are on, what does she do? She doesn't watch it. She doesn't watch it. What about the Olympics if we win a gold medal? Yeah, like when everyone stands up and they put their hand on their heart, what does she sing? Doesn't like sports. Wow. Well, I guess the problems never come up.

This here? Never heard it. No. She's got no idea. Is this an old classical tune? We're asking what makes you a bad Kiwi. Someone said, I hate. pineapple lumps and I wish we would stop giving them to celebrities making out like they're

amazing you know what I had a little bit of this too recently I found it a little bit cringe that we kept giving pineapple lumps to people but then I saw Christian Hull the content created from Australia do a live tasting of pineapple lumps the other day what did he say he lost the plot he was like these are phenomenal I feel like oh maybe I've been taking pineapple lumps for granted I feel like Christian Hull loves everything like you could give you shit on toast and he'd be like this is the best shit on toast i've ever had hands down this is the best you know he's just a happy go lucky guy like that i've never had better shit on toast in my life yeah true good yeah yeah fair enough someone said i dislike wheat picks yeah okay

kui kids are weepicks kids i hate marmite i hate the taste i hate the taste i hate the smell i hate the way you can wash your hands after touching it and you can still smell it. We do have a cat called Marmite though and I love him Well that's something. It's good to differentiate. Someone said I'm a bad Kiwi because I don't follow the Warriors or any sports for that matter. Oh, you're missing out.

You're missing out. The Warriors is a good time. I'm a bad Kiwi because I can't handle New Zealand comedy or television. I find it cringe. I'm so embarrassed that the rest of the world could see how bad we are at acting. I also can't stand any of Lord's music. oh my god you there's a lot of self-hatred going on there i have to agree with them

new zealand tvs so crap i hate it right am i right guys we hate it except for those Australians on there yeah no there yeah that brings it up a bit yeah i'm a bad kiwi because i cannot stand 660 whoa summer music festivals must be tough for you yeah like you wouldn't be able to go to any of them no someone said i'm a bad kiwi because i don't watch rugby Few rugby ones coming through Someone said I don't like rugby Motor sport for me Yeah well none of the

None of the girls here in the studio watch rugby So Yeah Is it maybe it's a dying Maybe it's a dying sport Or I take that back I don't mean that I was gonna say

Don't be saying that These are all things That make you a bad Kiwi Um Someone said I'm a bad Kiwi I hate white bait Fritters I hate seafood

Yeah right Okay Someone said, Clint, you have to try the all-gold tomato sauce. You will love it. All-gold. What the hell is it? Wait, what was the tomato sauce you said before? Wittlocks.

It already sounds yuck. No, it's good. Well, I don't, you know, when I have tomato sauce, I don't want chunks in it. If I want that, then I'll have a can of diced tomatoes. Tomatoes, yeah, yeah. You know? Anyway, I'll check out the all-gold. Oh, yeah, that looks like a bit of me.

No. Very good. Thanks, everybody. ZDN's Brie and Clint. All I want to my birthday is the birthday. All right, let's get to birthday bang her in. Number one songs when you turn 16. Let's bang Vicky.

Kura, Vicki. Hi, Vicki. Hi. May, what have you been doing with you day, Vicki? Oh, working. What's the best thing? What's the best thing that's happened to you today? The best thing?

Yeah. Oh, I don't know. I got to see some babies at my. That's nice. There you go. Hey, all we need is your birthday. Yes. My birthday is the 22th of March, 1989. All right, that means you were 16 in 2005. And on that day, this was number one. Full circle moment there, Vicky. That's how babies are made. Oh!

Hey, you can't go wrong with candy shop. Do you like it, Vicki? Yeah, it takes me back Yeah To a different time, right, Vicky I'm like I remember those days Where I had fun Nathan's here

Hi Nathan Hi Nathan Hey how's going Best thing that's happened to you today Nathan I've finished scheduling And I've just got the kids in the car We're going home from a swimming practice

So life is good Hell yeah Nathan Shout out to the kids And Nathan What's your birthday mate 24th of April 1981 All right

That means you were 16 In 1997 And Nathan On your 16th This was number one I want to stand with you on a mountain I want to bathe with you in the sea There are a couple of songs

When they come up in birthday banger Which are nearly sure things And this is one of them Nathan Yeah Brea and I both big fans of Savage Garden. What about you? Oh, that were pretty big of a day, weren't they? I thought it pretty good. Savage Garden just does

things to me. Savage Garden. Unfortunately, it won't be one that your kids will enjoy. They probably don't know it. What do you reckon, kids? There you go. There you go. The support's there. That song sucks, Dad. One more for Kate. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate.

Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate. How's your day been? Yeah, we're good, Kate. How's your day been? Yeah, pretty good. Just been working about to head home. Best thing to happen to you today, Kate. Oh, I got some cuddles with my little ginger cat before I went to work. Oh, nice. Oh, that sounds a bit nice.

Hey, Kate, what is your birthday? So October 3rd, 1990. All right, that means you were 16, Kate, in 2006. We've done the math for you. Here's your birthday banger. I've re-go-havenger. for this song This album

Yeah Agreed One of the great It's a phenomenal album This is a banger Do you like it Kate as your birthday banger Oh it's not bad

I think I'd pick Savage Garden Oh yeah You like a bit of Savage Garden Do you? No we're definitely leaning That way as well I think I like them all

Wait there Do you reckon one day And this is no shade To anybody And any of their answers Do you reckon one day When we say to people What's the best part

of your day they'll say talking to you Brian Twint Now that you've ever happened Now that you've put it in their mind Oh now I've begged for it haven't I It's not going to be genuine Yeah

I don't care I just want it Yeah true Who cares how we get it Yeah who cares Question Yeah What do you reckon The chances are of getting

Darren Hayes from Savage Garden To come to New Zealand for a show Low. You reckon they're low? Yeah. He's a Brisbane boy. Is he? Mm.

Yeah, right. Cool. Can we play Nathan's birthday banger? Yeah, go on, Nathan. You've won birthday banger, mate. Woo! You and the kids taking it out. Turn it up, guys.

Your birthday banger champions. Here it is, from 97 on ZM. I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish. I'll be your fantasy. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast Brie and Clint on ZM

that's the winner of birthday banger for Nathan and the kids in the car right now Savage Garden from 1997 truly madly deeply total crowd pleaser

on the text machine people are loving a bit of Savage Garden if we could bring Savage Garden back together for a one night only show text us on 966 Would you come?

Would you come to that? Yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah. I've had a look online because obviously Savage Garden broke up. They're no longer touring. Two people, wasn't it? It was Darren Hayes, who is the main singer. Yes. And then Daniel Johns, not to be confused with Daniel Johns from Silverchair.

Oh my God, was he Daniel Johns as well? I believe so. At the same time as Daniel Johns was Daniel Johns. Yes. Oh, crazy. But there is a quote online for how much Darren Aaron Hayes would be to book. Okay.

Between... $75,000 and $150,000. Oh, okay. Let's do put a quick math. I would want the full Savage Garden back catalog, including cannon balls. Yeah. I would want the whole...

How much do you reckon we could charge for a ticket to see them? Because we wouldn't be able to do it for free at 150 grand. Could we charge 50 bucks? Yeah. For a ticket? Yeah. Then we only need to sell 3,000 tickets. Oh, but that's doable.

Plus, we need a sound system and I got some DJ gear at home. I can do the backing track. What about that Uie Booms speaker we got in the office? Oh, yeah, yeah, we got one of those mega booms? What would be the best venue? Probably that one in the NACI. What one in the NACI? Is that the one where they had...

The bowl? Yeah, the bowl. Oh, Brooklyn. want to do Darren Hayes from Savage Garden in the bowl of Brooklyn. Okay, we're going to need to charge a little bit more than $50 a ticket, but... I reckon you'd get it. But that'd be an incredible

venue to make it happen. Yeah. We could save money. Clint, you've got a big backyard, right? Yeah. Can you fit 3,000 people in there? Savage Garden in the back garden. Savage Clint's garden. The garden in the garden. Someone goes, oh my God, yes. We'll all bring a Uie boom and we can

pair them up. Oh, imagine if we all synced up our Uie booms. Okay, we've got to move on. The ZM Podcast Network. Okay, it's Tuesday, and on Tuesday, we go searching for our Name in a Haystack! Random business selected by one of our producers, and a random name selected independently by one of our other producers,

and if the phone number we call, the person who answers the phone has that specific name, that exact name. Then we've found the name in the haystack. And today it's worth $950. Hot diggedy damn. It's never been worth more, and we've never had any success. Nope. We've come close a couple of times.

It's kind of like if you support this game and us in this game, it's kind of like supporting the Warriors. A little bit. You've got to keep the faith. Yes, and there's a chance. It could happen. Exactly. And one day it will.

And one day it will. Yeah, it just could be, I mean, it could be today. Could be. Like the Warriors, it could be this year. What a sign. Or it could be in 10 years time. If we get name in a haystack today, I'm putting 500 on the Warriors to win this weekend. Producer Claudia, are you selecting our name today?

I am selecting our name, but I want to do a quick correction, and this was my fault. I gave you the wrong number. Guys, we're at $1,950. What? Yeah. That's how long we've been doing this. Yeah, you're getting confused with what's the plot. What's the plot?

We're nearly at $2,000. It felt like a big number already. Yeah, $1,000. That's right. And I would like to give $1,950 to Marie. Marie. Marie. Marie.

Marie. Not Marie. Not Murray. Marie. The white woman middle name. Yeah. For millennials. Marie Ann.

And not Marie middle name. No. Marie first name. Ella, where does Marie first name work? Cube bakery and cafe in Wellington. Okay. I felt like going to Wellington this morning. Lovely.

This afternoon. Claudia. Please connect the call to, what is it, Kube Bakery. Cube. Hopefully they're open. In Wellington, we're looking for Marie. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Who was that? Cube Bakery, who's that? Hi, it's Brian Clint calling from ZDM. What was your name?

Sangue. So, how can I have? Did you say sangue is your name? Yeah, that's right. Oh. Singway. It's Brian Clint from the radio Oh, did I mean I saw something?

No, you didn't know anything wrong. No, you've done everything right. It's us that's done everything wrong. If your name, Sangway, if your name was Marie, then you would have won $1,950 today. Oh, my. Can you call me again? Come me back.

Yeah, yeah. Actually, we're going to hang up. Okay, you say, you say, hi, it's Marie. Do you want to pretend? Yeah, yeah. Okay, we're going to hang up on you. Answer the phone again, okay? Answer the phone. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Claudia, place to put the call through again.

Call back. Hopefully, she knows she can't win, but this will be fun anyway. Maris speaking. Hey, hey, Marie, it's free and crew from Z&M. How's that? Oh, we love you. Hey, we can't give you the big prize, but we're going to give you a consolation prize because you're very fun.

Oh, sounds good to meet you, thank you. No, why, why. Good to meet you saying, I mean, Marie? Marie, you've been a delight. Any specials on there at the bakery at the moment that you want to give a shout out for? Yeah, we are doing this promotion for moon cake. So, you know, I mean, autumn festival is coming up.

Yes. So it's a month away. So in the bakery, in the kitchen, actually, we are just rushing for that production. Yeah. We have all sort of flavors. So... Well, get on down to Cube Bakery and Wellington.

Try the Moon Cake. That's right. Thanks, Marie. Thanks, Marie. Bye. Bye. we'll give you a prize. I love her. I'm obsessed with her. I love her so much. She had a great sense of humour. Let's find her a prize. We were shit out of luck.

Like we were never going to get that name. On the upside. Back next week for two grand. Hey, two grand. We've broken through the $2,000 mark for name in a haystack. A nice round number I've got a good feeling about next week. Join us next Tuesday when we go searching for another name in a haystack. ZM's Brian Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from three on ZM.