ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – April 10th 2019

Episode Date: April 10, 2019

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. I've got a relationship question that I want to ask. Yeah. And I didn't do this on the radio because I don't want it here because I kind of want it to be a surprise. Yeah. So this weekend, before we go on the Venute tour, is like the last weekend that I've got free

before we move back into our house and we've got two cats. Yes. Last weekend where we live is like single, then we've got a baby on the way. You should definitely have sex. So this is my plan. I'm definitely keen for that yeah you should just plan a whole weekend of sex yeah because yeah it ain't gonna happen for a while well the question is where because we've been house sitting usually when a man yeah is married to a woman yeah and no i don't mean i don't mean we're on

the body i don't mean we're on the body i mean we're geographically so right so it's so so i'm just looking i'm trying to formulate a little bit of a plan like um we're like you're so romantic i'm just gonna plan out where we're gonna lay no that wasn't the no and excuse me that wasn't the core part of the plan i want to do something nice i want to go somewhere want to do something nice. I want to go somewhere nice and do something nice. Yeah. Oh, well, you've left at last minute. Have you?

No, this is what I wanted to ask you. Yeah. Because you're a single lady about town. About town. Have you had any steamy rendezvous at hotels in Auckland since you've moved here? And if you have, what's the name of that hotel? Because I'll book it. If it was good, then I will go there.

Sky City. Sky City. I thought so. I thought so. Get the deluxe room. What's the room that has like the big bath for two people in it? Ooh. Yeah, no, you need to get the suite. Yeah.

Yeah. That'll be good. Because that's all I've ever tried to book is a hotel room with a bath for two people. Yeah. But when you ring and try and book that, they go, no, sir, we're not that kind of hotel. And I'm like, well, what kind of hotel are you? Are you a romantic place for couples to go and have a bath together or what? They're like, this is the Empire Hotel.

We serve beer. I thought Sky City, which, by the way, if you're listening from overseas, we've got one landmark. It's the Sky Tower. It's the casino. It's the casino. Yeah, there you go. It's the casino.

It's the fancy hotel. Cool. Now, that's that put away. Who'd you have your rendezvous with? Nah, nah, nah. Nah? Nah. Tinder date?

No, I've never done that before. Someone you knew. No. Someone you just met. I'm not that kind of girl where I'm like, ooh, I've never done that before Someone you knew No Someone you just met I'm not that kind of girl where I'm like, ooh, I might book a hotel I knew a guy once, and this was his technique He would go to town And if he met a girl that he liked

He would go, should we get a room? And she'd go, what do you mean should we get a room? And he'd bring up like the hotel booking app, like booking.com or something like that, Trivago or something. And he would go, he would just book a hotel room in front of her. Oh, the moves.

Yeah, and he'd go, room's ours. Whenever you're ready to leave, we can go. And then he'd just show up to the front desk, show the app and they'd be like, cool, room's ready, up you go. I don't know if that's creepy. Yeah, I don't know whether it's creepy or not or smooth. If she obviously is like, yeah, I'd love to leave with you.

I've seen it work. I've seen it work. Yeah, I could definitely see that working. You know what would do it for me though? What's that? If someone came up to me and they went, are you ready to leave? Should we get room service? And then I would be in.

I would be so in. Yeah, you go, we've got two options. You can come back to my place or I can book this hotel room and we can would be in. I would be so in. Yeah. You go, we've got two options. You come back to my place or I can book this hotel room and we can get room service. I'd be straight away in the Uber. Let's go. That easy, eh?

Club sandwich and a bowl of fries and she's anybody's. Hey, it doesn't take much. Okay, cool. Thanks for your help, everybody. Here's the podcast. Yeah, sexy times for Clint. Good, everybody.

Good afternoon. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. I want to talk about something up next on the show where it's a big warning for anyone listening that has children or if children are around them at any point in their day. Jeez, sounds serious. It's pretty serious. Really? Not really. Is this like a measles thing?

Is this like a... No, no, no, no. Is this like a vaccine-based thing? But it is something to keep in mind if you've got children hanging around particular things that you might use a lot in your life. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah.

Is this like a don't have children type thing? Yeah. Because for a lot of us, it's a bit too late. Or just, yeah, don't have them. If it's not too late, just don't have them. Back out now. If you guys are about to do that in the next 15 minutes, just wait till you've heard this.

I don't want to be alone tonight. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Here's a public service announcement for anyone who has children or are thinking about having children. Oh, wait, that's you, Clint. That's me, yeah. I'm a dad-to-be. So this is for you, mate, because this is what you're going to have

to deal with in the next couple of years of your life. Sure. So there's a story. Cute photos, paintings. Poo. More poo. Vomit. Poo. Going to the zoo. Poo. More poo. Vomit. Poo.

Going to the zoo. Poo. Kids songs in the car. Beating kids at soccer. Wiggles. No TV for you, just wiggles. All right. You're really focusing on the bad stuff here.

No, well, this story is a bit of a warning for parents that let their kids play with either an iPad or an iPhone or any device like that. I've seen that makes a very good babysitter. It does. The children that I've observed at cafes who have an iPad, God, they are well behaved. Oh, my God.

Last night, speaking of this, I saw, I reckon the kid would have been one, no joke, and was fully working an iPhone. It's crazy, eh? I'm pretty sure the kid was organising its calendar. Like it was literally swipe, click, swipe, swipe, click. It was unbelievable. Entering credit card info. They know what they're doing.

He's like, I'm going to stick my fingerprint in here so that I can get into this phone when Dad's not around. Exactly. Well, you think that they know what they're doing, but not all kids know what they're doing. So there's this story out of the States and a guy named Evan has taken to Twitter Well, you think that they know what they're doing, but not all kids know what they're doing. So there's this story out of the States and a guy named Evan has taken to Twitter to share a picture of his iPad that he let his three-year-old play with. Sure.

So he gave the iPad to the three-year-old, which as you do, all parents have done that millions of times. It's fine. He comes back and he notices that the iPad has been locked for 25 and a half million minutes. Have you ever seen that? So when you try and get in too many times. Yeah, and it locks you out for like three minutes or five minutes or whatever. Like if you're seeing somebody who wants to get into your phone, but doesn't know your code, you go to the toilet and you come back and your phone's locked and you're like, oh, what happened there? They're like, oh, I don't know. It just started making weird noises and I don't know why.

How many times must the kid have put the code in wrong to lock it for 25 million minutes? So I've done the math. That equates to 47 years. Whoa. There'll probably be a new iPad out by then too. It'll probably be useless. Oh, you think?

Yeah. Isn't that the most crazy thing you've ever heard? Is there any way around it? So he's obviously posted this picture of the iPad to Twitter and it's just gone ballistic and everyone's commenting on it and a lot of people just commenting funny things. But there was a few helpful things and Apple does have guidelines that say you can reset the iPad.

Right. But if you haven't backed up the iPad, you lose everything. Ah, okay. And who backs up their iPad? Who knows how to work the cloud? Not me. No one knows. No.

So pretty much he's got two options. Lose all of his data and wipe everything or he can, I mean pretty simple just wait half a century to get back into the iPad. Simple choice really. Yeah, alright, there you go. If the kids got your iPad in the back of the car at the moment, you've

been warned. We've got breaking food news, everybody. Easter's not far away. Are you a hot cross bun person? I'm a choc chip hot cross bun person. Yeah. Once you go choc chip, you can't go back to the original.

But you don't get the cinnamon fruitiness of original hot cross bun with the chocolate. An original hot cross bun compared to a choc chip is dirt. No. Oh, come on, mate. Some of us prefer a classic. That's okay. That's fine. They may make these as well.

There is a bakery in South Australia who have issued a urgent product recall for the hot cross buns that they've produced because they found a calculator in them. That is a big thing to find in a small hot cross bun. Yeah, well, it was kind of minced up. It would have been broken up so there's pieces of calculator and a whole lot of, yeah. I was picturing a whole entire calculator and someone bites in and they're like, what the hell? No, because that would be like a Christmas cracker.

That would be good. And I don't know how they figured it out that it was actually a calculator and someone bites in and they're like, No, because that'd be like a Christmas cricket. That'd be good. And I don't know how they figured it out that it was actually a calculator. I think they must have done like a stationary like inventory and something didn't add up. It's not the plastic in the calculator that's the issue. It's the battery. So they, yeah, that baked into a hot cross bun is not good. Not a good idea at all.

Not tasty. Yeah. And also a product recall is a big deal for a company to do. That's expensive. How much money does that cost? A lot, but they've crunched the numbers and they've decided it's the right thing to do. And this is a good lesson for all bakeries.

Here we go. I know what's coming. Seriously, this is a good lesson for everybody. Any bakery listening at the moment, it's a simple equation. Flour plus water plus calculator equals a recipe for disaster. Are you happy? Yeah, really happy, actually. Is that the only reason we did this story? Yeah, it's the only reason we did this happy actually Is that the only reason

We did this story? Yeah it's the only reason We did this story It's the only reason I got into radio In the first place Yeah That and the free

Concert tickets So it's good Lafayette ZM Spree and Clint The podcast Live from Hollywood With our man on the ground Dean McCarthy

Spy.co.nz G'day Dean How you going? Hello, mate. Hello, guys. Hello, everyone. This is exciting because we hear that you have for us today a royal sex scandal.

I mean, it's not Hollywood. It's London. But tell us about what's going around regarding Prince William. Hello, Christopher. To London tonight. Do you like that? I'm just trying. No, forget William. I'm going to cross over to London tonight. Do you like that? I'm just trying. No, forget it.

I'll keep my fabulous Australian voice. Here's what's going down, right? So it's a hideous, vile, ruthless rumour that Prince, well, is he Prince now? Yeah. William allegedly cheated on Kate during her pregnancy with a woman named Rose who's married to a duke, which is fabulous. That is a vicious rumor, isn't it? It's brutal, right?

So here's the thing. It started, and now you know how those UK tabloids are so vile. They are ruthless. Unlike anywhere else in the world, they are so, so ruthless. So this is really starting to get traction. So we should talk about it today. Look, here's what we should all know. There's no proof.

There's no photo. There's no photo. There's no text, screenshot messages. There's nothing. It's just this hideous rumour that's kind of really getting traction and legs in the UK. God, if you did get screenshots

of a text conversation between Prince William and someone though, it would be very well spelt and all the grammar would be completely correct. All right. Well,

there you go. There's the royal scandal. I mean, there's not much in it, but thanks for keeping us aware of it anyway. Dean, also Kylie Jenner's best ex-best friend, maybe you'd call her now, Jordan Woods. What's she up to?

Okay, so here's the thing. This is the least surprising story we've ever done. She is going to release a music album. I know. Never saw that coming. Didn't see this coming at all. She's been going to the opening of an envelope. She's been at every red carpet.

She's been going to this restaurant called Craig's where all the paparazzi wait out the front of Craig's. You go there to get photographed, right? So she's literally living like a celebrity at all these red carpets, and now she's releasing her own music. Serious question, though. Yeah. Would the Hot Mess Express have her do some type of duet or some type of chorus or...

God, yeah, we do need the publicity. We would 100% sell out for that, Dean, and we would lock it in. You had me at sell out. I think you're right. I was trying to find some kind of deep moral code inside myself to answer that question, but no. Can you imagine if we got offered that?

You probably would. It'd be massive. God. We'd probably be able to quit this job. All right, that's Dean McCarthy with our spy news live from Hollywood. Spies brought to you by Bonds. Intimately, you can text Bonds to 9696 to win a Bonds $250 prize pack. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

ZM. I've got a Bonds $250 prize patch. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I've got a business idea for you and me. Almost like a get-rich-quick scheme. That doesn't sound like you. Nah, well, nah, yeah, nah. Hear me out, okay? No, I'm keen. Hear me out on this idea. I think that you and I could make quite a bit of money if

we start ticket scalping. Mate, we can't. That's illegal. Hear me out. The act that I want to ticket scalp for, in hot demand, these tickets are going through the roof in value at the moment. And I think by scalping these tickets, we could actually be helping people. Okay?

The act is... The Wiggles. I don't know if you know how big the Wiggles are, but they're coming to do a show in Auckland and this is blowing up. I've heard these tickets are hot property. Did you know that Dorothy the Dinosaur is married to Captain Feathersword?

No, no. What? Apparently. In real life. Wow, I wonder how that works. I wonder where they met. The tickets to the Wiggles show went on sale for $37. They are now

being resold for $600. That is crazy. That's crazy. And you go, Clint, why would you want to contribute to that? Why would you want to help compound the problem by entering the ticket scalping market? Because this is why. I have a theory that no parents actually want to go to the Wiggles show. I think if we buy the tickets and we create demand and we send the price up so high that you can't buy them, then we're actually doing parents a favour. Because then it's not like they're not saying to their kid, oh, no, we're not going to the Wiggles because I don't want to.

You can legitimately say to your kid, oh, no, we're not going to the Wiggles because there's no tickets because Bree and Clint scalped them all and I don't want to go. But, yeah, that's the reason that we're not going. I see your theory. Yeah, right? I like that you're helping out the parents from getting them out

of the punishing concept that would be the Wiggles. We're about to have our first kid and we saw this story last night, Lucy, my wife and I, and she goes, God, who's dumb enough to ever introduce their kids to the Wiggles in the first place? Because once you do, it's like kiddie crack. Honestly from what I've seen, this is all they listen to all day.

Get ready to wiggle. We've been ready for so long. And trust me, it does bring a lot of happiness. No, I didn't put in a 5.1 sound system in the lounge to have to listen to Wiggles all day. I don't mind it.

You're looking for some Wiggles tickets? Let me come meet me after work. Do you have some? Maybe. No, I don't, but if you do have some, you stand to make a hell of a lot of money. I bought a van. No, you bought a what? You stand to make a hell of a lot of money. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I bought a van.

No, you bought a what? A van slash ute. Yeah. We bought a Benute. The Benute is coming and everybody's charming. It doesn't have a warrant and it is full of rust. We need to get that updated because she is roadworthy. She's ready to roll. Next week we set off for the ultimate road trip in the North Island.

Monday morning, in fact, we head out into rush hour traffic and try and make it to Tauranga in time to broadcast live from the Mount that afternoon. We've been picking up stuff for our little setup where we're going to obviously park up and then we're going to broadcast out of the venue. Oh, yeah, we dropped some coin at Kmart today, baby. Kmart got a hammering from us today.

I arrived late and Bree's already got a full trolley. She comes, she goes, I've got the stick. She says, meet me at home. Wears, comes around the corner. She's got two rugs, a bunch of pot plants. I was like, aren't we doing a road trip? She says, yeah, but I want it to look nice. It'll be great.

And we thought today, how have we missed this, that we haven't got together the ultimate road trip playlist? Yeah, and this is important not only for us, but you know when you find a good road trip playlist and you can save it and you can just keep using it as well? If we put this together now, this is a valuable resource for future generations. Exactly right.

Everyone can enjoy this. If you contribute to our ultimate Venute road trip playlist this afternoon, you're in the draw to win for yourself a pair of JBL Live headphones. These are very cool. They've got Google Assist

and Amazon Alexa built in. Great headphones and the best contribution to our playlist will win those. The ultimate banger. We will all vote

and that person will win. But first, before we do that and we get your suggestions, we all need to put something into the playlist. Yeah, can I chuck mine in there first? Go on.

Okay, if we're making a road trip playlist, you need something that everyone can sing along to, do gestures, get animated. I like it. All of that. You need Fat Man Scoop. This is a road trip banger. Maybe not the hands up part if someone's driving.

You just do one hand at a time, you'll be all right. One hand. So do I have to ask you guys or do I just get to put that straight on the playlist? Put it on. Put it on the playlist. Put it on. Okay, cool. Who's next?

Producer Ben. Producer Ben, are you there? Yeah, should be. I have a feeling Producer Ben makes the same song no matter what type of playlist we're doing. Exercise playlist, road trip playlist, anything. DJ playlist. Anything.

It's because it's a fantastic song. Okay, chuck your song on the playlist. Life is a Highway. That's right. And not the original either. He wants the Rascal Flatts cover from the movie Cars. I will back you on the Rascal Flatts cover. I like it. Okay, does he need permission or does it go straight on? It's going on.

Producer Ellie, have you got a song for our Venute playlist? I do, and I think it's pretty classic, to be honest. All Summer Long, Kid Rock. Ooh! He gets to sing along. Yeah, it's quite good, actually. Not while we're driving. Okay, Kid Rock is on our Venute playlist.

Ellie went hard on that one. I'm still going. Just you now, Brie. What are you putting on the Venute playlist? This is a controversial pick. No one in this team likes it. Well, no one in this team knows it, mate. No one knows it.

This is, mate, the ultimate road trip song of all time. Yeah. Holiday Road. Take a ride on the West Coast team. Wait for the chorus. Holiday Road. Holiday Road.

No one knows this. Mate. Where did you find it? Off the Griswold's family vacation. Everyone knows this song. Lucy's parents love the Griswold family Christmas. They'll disown me for saying I don't know that song. Can someone please call up on 0800 dials at M and back me on that song, please? No, that's not what we're doing.

We're trying to put together a playlist, okay? Your one goes on. That's fine. It's just maybe that song can play while we're pulled over and getting gas or something. Oh, come on. You'll love it by the end. Hopefully. It'll be my mission.

Hopefully. Hopefully. Here we go. 0800DALZM or text to 9696. What else? What else do you want to see on the playlist? And we're actually going to compile this playlist and put it on Spotify. The Ultimate Road Trip Venute Playlist.

Call up now with your suggestions and you could be taking home those JBL live headphones. There you go. We'll compile it straight after this. ZM. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. We're putting a playlist together because we leave Auckland on Monday in the Venute.

We're doing a roadie. This is just the North Island roadie, a K South Island people. Chill, baby. Chill. We're coming to you. It's just we don't know if it's going to make it to Wellington yet. So we've got to do it in stages in the Venute, the half van, half ute. That'll be season two.

But we thought we need to have a playlist to get us through this very long journey. We've put our ideas forward and now we want to hear yours. And the best one this afternoon is going to win for themselves some JBL live headphones. Perfect. You can listen to the playlist because I think we're going to put it together and put it on Spotify. So it all turns out well. First up is Ben.

Hey, Ben. Hi, Ben. Hey. Hey, how are you? What are you adding to the playlist, Ben? There's so many good choices. You get that massive mind blank, don't you? Yeah, I know.

When you get handed the ox cord, you get brain freeze, right? But you've got one. You've got one. What is it? I've got one. It's Darius. Darius? Darius Rucker Wagon Wheel.

Now, Ben, you know we won't be drinking while we're driving, right? Oh, I never realised that. Maybe I'll change it now. What do you mean? Now, if you think you can enjoy Wagon Wheel sober, then that's totally fine. I bloody can. I love it, Ben.

We can go to Rebecca. Hey, Rebecca. Hi, Bec. Hi. For the ultimate road trip playlist, what are you adding to the list? It's by a little-known New Zealand duo. I don't know if you've heard of them. I don't want to call them a one-hit wonder

because there's probably something else coming out of the woodwork from them. Okay. A little band called the Hot Mess Express. And they had a single called Send It. That's the one. Have you heard of them?

Yeah, I have heard of them. Yeah, they're pretty good. I also know an expert at winning radio prizes when I hear it. Rebecca, that is the front runner for the headphones. I love you, mate. You're a genius. Okay, what about the text machine? What have we got?

There's quite a few on the text machine. This was a suggestion. Free Fallen. Oh, Tom Petty. Yeah, that's good. Banger. An old school classic. But if we put that on,

Ben will want the Rascal Flats cover of it or something though. Can we play the original? Yeah. I like that one. A bit of Mustang Sally. Car theme. Smart. Yeah, okay, cool, yep. What about This Absolute Banger from Vanessa Carlton, A Thousand Miles? Great road trip song. And one of my favourite Vanessa Carlton songs.

Cool, I'm enjoying these. Hey, Crystal. Hey, how you going? Good, thank you. Crystal, what's going on the Ultimate Road Trip playlist? Just the classic Backstreet Boys, I Want It That Way. This is a great sing-along.

Did you know that Backstreet Boys album is the first CD I ever bought? Really? Yeah, and I didn't tell anybody about it because I didn't want to get bullied. Till now. I like that suggestion. Hi, Tasman. Hi, Tasman. Hi.

What's going on the Ultimate Road Trip playlist, Tassie? You know what? I've actually ended up going for a classic Kiwi hit, all right? Okay. I recently grew up with this one in my car. It's Why Does Love Do This To Me by The Exponents. Do you guys have The Exponents in Australia? We had this song, yeah.

Yeah, good. All right, yeah, Tassie, it's on. Very good. I like it. Hi, Darren. Hi, you guys have the exponents in Australia? We had this song, yeah. Yeah, good. All right, yeah, Tasman, it's on. Very good. I like it. Hi, Darren. Hi, you guys. What are you chucking on the playlist, Daz? Savage and Timmy Trumpet with a freak sack.

The bass and the tweeters make the speakers go to war. Let's think about it, Clint. We've been on the road for eight hours. Put this on, it's like having a shot of coffee. I was going to say, but you've got to remember that the Venue only has two speakers. And both of them are very, very worn out. But it's great, Darren. It's on the list.

It's a good song. Do we have enough to make a choice? Maybe one more. We'll just go to Sarah. Hey, Sarah. Hi, Seth. Hey, guys. What are you adding to the playlist?

It's got to be Madonna and Black Piers. People just want sing-along, eh? Sing-along is good for a road trip. No one wants to hear a new song on a road trip playlist. Someone calls up Billie Eilish. No one wants to hear an artist that's going to Splendour in the Grass or something. You want to show everybody?

Okay, we've got a pick line because someone's got to take away the JBL Live headphones. All amazing tracks. And they're all going to go onto the Ultimate Venute Road Trip playlist. Yes, they are. That's what we will create for Spotify. Yeah. But who's winning the JBL Live headphones? I think I know who.

Say who you think and I'll say who I think at the exact same time. Okay, ready? Three, two, one. Rebecca. Rebecca, we've got some JBL Live headphones for you. Oh, that's awesome. Thank you. And we promise it's not because you suggested our song.

Had nothing to do with it. I'm Brie. Yeah? I had heard of that song you suggested. Thank you. I'm so glad we picked you to win. And I'm Brie. Brie, one more thing. Yes.

Why is Nickelback not on there? That is a very good point, Bec, and trust me. Too late. Playlist is closed. Playlist is closed. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. So the very famous actress, Charlize Theron, or as some people like to call her, Charlize Theron, or as some people like to call her,

Charlize Theron. What was that, produce Ellie? Charlize Theron. Why is it in slow motion? Why is it in slow motion? I think because I thought you were going to play the other bit and then reference it. Oh.

I can quickly go and do it up if you want. No, do you want me to play that other bit? Yeah, let's play the other bit. That's what Brie wanted. The long one. Yeah, let's play the long one. This one. Charlize Theron.

I saw this. Charlize, otherwise known as Charlize Theron. That one. Did you just say... Did you say Charlize? I don't know. I love you so much. How many for Charlize?

Charlize. Charlize Theron. Charlize. I'm many for Charlize? Charlize. Charlize Theron. Let's cross to producer Ellie for one more time. Who was it? Charlize Theron. Is that it? No. Oh, no.

It's all right. Everybody has something that they can't say and yours is. I think we found her weakness. She is usually the best at everything except for push-ups. And beep-cheese and all that. Yeah. Anyway, Ellie was talking about her yesterday on the show because there was an article where she came out and said that she has been single for 10 years and she is bloody sick of it

and she goes, someone needs to grow a pair and step up and ask me out on a date. All very good and well, Charlize Theron, but you are what we call next level hot and most people are intimidated by your attractiveness and that's why no one's asked you out. Do you reckon that's what it is?

Maybe. Also, it's 2019. Why don't you ask someone out, Charlize Theron? Why don't you grow a pair? Take it upon yourself. Well, she could do that and when I saw this article, I had a thought last night. I mean, she didn't specify

who she wanted to ask her out. She didn't say grow a pair of what? No, she didn't. Could have been a pair of boobies. I've slid into Charlize Theron's DMs. God, you've thrown us all now, Ellie. Now none of us know how to say it. Now I can't say her name.

Yeah, I saw this on your Instagram last night. Yeah. And the brazen confidence of it is fantastic. And I think you're buoyed by a sense of, well, if Channing follows me, why can't I Instagram Charlize Theron, right? Exactly. And also, fortune favors the brave. So you go, girl.

Which I'm sure a lot of people have had this thought. So there's probably a ton of DMs that she won't ever look at. But I decided to go with just the DM of, thought I'd grow a pair and as a proud single woman, ask you out on a date. I'll expect your reply shortly. Now, it's been about 24 hours and I haven't asked you what the result is, but I'm excited.

No reply. Right, okay, cool. And also, there was a few spelling mistakes in the DM that I sent her. Right, that's okay. At least you didn't call her Charlie's Theron. Hey, Ellie. Are you all right? No, I'm not all right. Bree and Clint.

The podcast. ZM. Hot trade me listing alert, by the way. I like to bring these to you when they're going around. There's a trade me listing that you need to know about. Is it as good as the Gloria Vale dress? Better. Probably better than that. Better? Yeah, yeah. Well, at least

as good. Okay. Do we have a hot trade me listing sound effect? This one here. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. That's it right there. Weirdly, this listing, which has had over 23,000 views in 24 hours,

is for a lawnmower. Okay. Yeah. So it's a lawnmower that's on Trade Me, and it's been viewed that many times. I'll read you the description of it, and it says, ride on lawnmower, barely used, good condition, no time wasters. Right.

So no details about the spec or anything like that. Okay. The like CC rating of the engine, nothing like that. Like how it's been serviced. How much it can hold, because that's a big thing with lawnmowers too. Like what's the catchment? Is there a year model?

Yeah, no, no details. Right. Just that one sentence. Is there a picture? There is a picture. Oh, here we go. And I'll show it to you now. So this is the

viral listing for the Trade Me Ride On Lawnmower. It's a sheep that has a chair attached to its back. Very astute. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Technically, they're not lying.

You can ride it and it'll mow your lawns. You shouldn't though. And if you're keen, the listing starts at $12,000. Is this real? Like, is someone going to pay $12,000 for that sheep? Well, they might, or they might opt for the buy now so that they don't lose out on this auction. The buy now price is $21,300. We contacted the person listing the ride-on lawnmower

to see if we could get them on to discuss it because I want to know if it's real too. I've shared it on Facebook. I want to know if this is real as well. You know, that listing, the lawnmower, to me, I think to know if this is real as well. You know that listing? Yeah. The lawnmower. To me, I think that looks like a fake John Deere. We contacted the owner to come on to talk to us about it. I snorted.

And he said, I don't really know what I would tell you, to be honest. So no more information regarding that. Let's do a sickie hotline, shall we? This is a sickie hotline where we call a place that we don't work and we try and get the day off. Last week, you pulled off one of the greatest sicky hotlines of all time. Not only did I get a day off, I think I made a new best friend.

You had to call Foot Locker and say you had athletes. Oh my gosh, am I working with you on Saturday? Well, I thought I was working on Saturday. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Message Aaron. Okay.

And double check what the f*** he's up to because I did not know he was swapping his shift. Right. I'll check with him but it's all good with you? Yeah, as long as someone can work with me because I'm not looking at myself.

Yeah, girl. It was so good we had to call her back and explain. This week, it's my turn. Who am I calling? I think I would like you to call another athletic place, Nike. Okay, yeah. And the reason you have to get a day off is because you've got a trial with the Sky City Breakers

and you're wanting to start your basketball career. Okay, cool. Do we know if Sky City Breakers are sponsored by Nike? Doesn't matter. Okay, cool. Good luck. Nike, Botany, Shireen speaking. Shireen, hey, who's running the place today?

Who's floor manager? Hey, it's Angela, Angela's the floor manager Angela, can I talk to Angela real quick, please? Yeah, sure Thank you Hello, Angela speaking Angela, how are ya? Good, thanks

Hey, real quick, I need to get a day off Because I can't come into work tomorrow Yeah, sorry, what was your name? I'll give you two guesses. Real tall, real tall guy, and quite good looking. Are you at the botany store? Yeah, botany, yeah, yeah.

Okay, I'm not sure. Go on, go on. Okay, just one guess. Just have one guess. I have no idea. Tall, basketball, play basketball. That's why I work at Nike, so I can get the staff discount. No, it's all right.

I'm quite new with the company, so I don't know. Oh, that's all good. Anyway, it's Derek, and I can't come in tomorrow because, honest, this is real good for me. I've been hooked up with a trial for Sky City Breakers. Oh, awesome, cool. Yeah, sweet, eh? Yeah. Have you ever played basketball before?

Yeah, I do. What are your thoughts on playing in sprigs? Um, no. For grip and stuff, because it's outdoor basketball. Okay. Yeah, I have no comment on that. Okay. Anyway, so back to the roster. Is it cool if I just have, maybe even just the afternoon off?

I've just got to go over to the shore and trial with the Breakers, Micka Vakona and the boys, all the other Breakers boys, Piro Cameron and the boys. Yeah. I don't actually have you on tomorrow. Oh, true. Am I on at all during this week? No, I don't actually have you on our staff at Bonnie.

Oh, true. Okay, so I guess you don't need me tomorrow. No. Okay, well, good deal all around then, I guess. Okay, thank you. All right, dunk you later. See ya. Oh, well, you win some, you lose some, I guess.

I thought you were meant to get less gangsta. Oh, yeah, the boy down at the shore in the boys. Can you tell that I've never played basketball? Oh, hit the D. Go for the three. What, Brad? It's your wedding day. You're standing up there with your bride or your groom,

and you're about to kiss the bride or the groom for the very first time as a married couple. Neck moment. Your ex comes out of nowhere, dressed in wedding attire, starts pulling you away from your new groom or bride and saying, I want you back. I need you back. That is exactly the video out of China

that is doing the rounds at the moment, going viral, where an ex-bride is trying to pull her groom out of his new bride's arms. It sounds like a scene from a Will Ferrell movie starring, who's the other guy that was going out with Jennifer Aniston for a while? Vince Vaughn. You know, it sounds like the plot to one of those films. The video.

But it's not. It's real. Oh, my God. It's real. The ex is dressed in a full bride getup. Yeah. So he's there. He's there with his bride.

With his new bride. Yes. And they're holding hands and she shows up. She's ready for... His ex is ready for a wedding too. Yes. So she's turned up ready to marry him. He, okay

it's incredibly awkward and I feel bad for the bride, the actual bride, because in the end she just walks off. How do you think he handled it? The groom? Because he like swats her off. He was like, go away. I'm in the middle of something. I think he handles it as best he could.

Why do you think she did it? Because I've got a theory. Obviously, she's still in love with him. Yeah. Well, do you think he's still seeing her on the side? And maybe he's been leading her on and this is her last chance. She's like, you know you love me. The wedding is organised.

I'll just show up in a dress. You just get rid of her and you can marry me. It would definitely make it more acceptable on her part, but we don't know. We don't know. It was interesting. The MC apparently, as this was happening, the MC was like, we have an unexpected situation.

And then the MC said, perhaps this is the reality of love. What? That's what the MC said as this was happening. Oh, there's good smoothing things over and then there's bad smoothing things over. And I think that was the latter. What is the best case scenario she could have hoped for? Put yourself in the crazy ex's situation.

What did she think was going to happen? What did she think was going to happen? That he turns around and goes, actually, I forgot how much I love you. And while all my family's here, let's just get married. I've paid for all of this. Yeah.

That's probably the best case, right? Worst case. But she left it too late. They were already about to kiss. She left it way too late. Yeah. Go to the stag do. See, now you're onto something.

Go to the stag. This is a tip for all crazy exes out there. If you want to get him back, wait for the stag do. Wait till he's real hammered with his mates. And then show up. This is such bad advice. Show up and seduce him.

Hook up with him and video it. And say to him, you love me, eh? And he'll go, yeah, I love you. And then boom, he's yours forever. Now, that's not good advice. That is crazy advice for crazy people. That is crazy. Have you, this makes me think that you've been a crazy ex before.

I don't think so. I don't think so. You've never gotten a little bit crazy? It happens to all of us. Nah, I've only had two breakups in my life. Right. And both of them were very clean in the end. Like we just broke up and then we just didn't see each other again. Did you break up

with them or did they break up with you? Um, uh, no, mutual I think. I think they just ran their course. Come on. It was mutual. It was mutual enough. Yeah, that's what you think.

Not if we ask those two girls. Well, and we're not going to, so we're totally fine. Oh, $800 at A.M. And we've got one of Clint's exes on the phone. No, we don't. No, we don't. They're both great people who don't want to come on and don't need to come on the radio.

And if you're listening, you're welcome to call. We would like your calls this afternoon. 0800 DIAL ZM. Have you had a crazy ex? Yeah, okay, I can take those calls, yeah. And if that happens to be your ex, Clint, we will take that call. No, I don't have a crazy ex. Or you can text us on 9696.

What do you want to know? Have you got a crazy ex? We're talking about this video that's doing the rounds on the internet at the moment. It's of a wedding over in China where two people are getting married. What a beautiful event. Next minute, the ex of the groom comes out of nowhere, dressed in a full bridal gown,

is trying to pull the groom away from his new bride, and it just goes south. Oh, when I saw this video, I thought it was a reality TV show. It's crazy. Like, this is some married at first sight level shit. But it's real. It's real. His ex showed up to the wedding in a wedding dress.

To get up there In front of all those people I hope she's okay Yeah same here Because Maybe she'll get a date Out of this going viral Girl's got a lot going on

To do that Also she had to spend money On a wedding dress She looked really lovely Well yeah She looked great Looked like it was Her wedding day

She looked a little bit Cray cray But yeah Other than that Lovely We're asking you On 0800 dial ZM This afternoon She looked great. It looked like it was her wedding day. She looked a little bit cray-cray. But yeah, other than that, lovely. We're asking you on 0800-DIALS-ZM this afternoon, do you have an ex that's a little bit cray-cray?

Hi, Hannah. Hi. Hannah, tell us about your ex. So it's not my ex. It's my fiance's ex. She's actually crazy. She showed up at his house while I was there. She took a photo of the house and was like, I'm here.

And then she took a photo of his car and was like, I'm going to steal your car. Oh, my God, it was insane. Wow. Nothing like a bit of baggage with the newbie. So is she invited to the wedding? God, no. Have you met her? No, I haven't. But, oh, God, I really hope I don't.

Are you Facebook friends? No. Okay, good luck with that one, Hannah. Hi, Becca. Hey. Hey. What happened with your ex, Becca? So we'll call him Crazy Ex, and I broke up with him.

It was pretty bad. So then my friend came over to my house to, like, help me out, clean up the house and everything because he trashed it. Yeah. And then he actually brought my other ex over to help out with supporting me, which was really nice. But crazy ex turned up while my other ex was there and ripped him out of the house and started like punching him.

Oh, whoa. Whoa. Yeah. Okay. All right. There's a lot of exes in that story punching him. Oh, whoa. Whoa, yeah, okay. All right. There's a lot of Xs in that story as well. Yeah. I know.

Have you got a partner now? No. To be honest, if I'd heard this and I know how many Xs were around, that might come beat me up, I might stay away as well. But good luck, Becca. We wish you well but good luck becca becca we wish you um a lot of luck in the future you wish you all the world hi olivia hi olivia hiya what happened um so he dumped me and then a week later was like i love you so much we have to get back together like i made a mistake and i was like i blocked him and everything so i just heard this uh through

friends so i didn't talk to him at all. And he started showing up to my house and, like, sent me flowers and stuff like that. And then started calling my mum. Ah. Telling her that, like, I love your daughter. Bear in mind that we're 17 years old as well. Oh, right. Okay.

So we're in year 13. And he dumped me, like, a week before NCEA exam. And did you take him back? No. And how long have you guys been married? Oh, God, no. So we were together for two years. It was, like, for year 12 and then year 13.

And he would just show up to my house and be like, I'm going to follow you to uni. Like, I need you. Like, I'm sorry. And we're like, no. And now I'm in a happy you to uni. Like, I need you. Like, I'm sorry. And we're like, no. And now I'm in a happy relationship with one of his mates. Oh, okay.

Guys, if you're listening, because these have all been stories from girls. Listen, that's it. Just hear how it sometimes sounds. Do you want to read me your favorite text? There's a few good texts. This one in particular. This one says, I broke up with my ex and then found out three years later that he was going around telling people that I was just out and about and hadn't admitted to anyone that we actually had broken up.

He was pretending that you guys were still together. Three years! Oh, my God. We'll take one more. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. How's it going? How are you?

Good, thank you, mate. Have you got a crazy ex story? Oh, I sure do. This one blows it out of the park a bit. So, I broke up with my ex of six years, and he's recently been my parent, because I moved back with my ex of six years, and he's recently my parent, because I moved back with my parents. He stole my keys and put writing paste through my engine,

and I didn't know. My car went for insurance because he vandalised it. And then a couple of months later, we went down to Dunedin, my turbo blew. Got that fixed. So I was a month without a car. Bear in mind, I just bought the car as well. Brand new car.

You blew up your car. Yeah. Yeah. And then two, three months later, went down to Dunedin for pink and my engine blew because the riding place has gone through my engine and blew my turbo in again and my engine. Good guy. Sounds like a top shelf guy. And I was going to say, did you get back together?

We're going on a road trip next week. We are. We're taking your baby, the Venute, from Auckland to Wellington and we're stopping along the way to broadcast the show. In fact, I've got to play the music. We picked up some stuff for the set up today. It was great. Thank you, Kmart.

We shopped up a storm there. And the Venute's nearly ready to go. It's got a warrant of fitness. It's got a fresh coat of paint in the back. It's got a working stereo. But it doesn't have any insurance. No, and we need it. We do need it.

In particular, we need like Roadside Rescue or one of those ones that comes and gets you if you break down to get that we need to know how much it's worth because at the moment

we only know what you paid for it it's not a true indication of it's true value you paid $3000 off Facebook but is it worth a lot more than that

we've done some work to her I reckon she's worth way more we've got those personalised plates on there now too hashtag Venute that's worth a little bit she's looking good we. And we've got those personalised plates on there now too. Yes. Hashtag Venute. She's looking good. We're adding roof racks and all kinds of things to it. I'm going to put

you through now to a vehicle valuation team. These are the guys who work at, because it's a Toyota Hiace. We're going to call Toyota Commercial in Auckland. They deal with vans. Great. And you can try and find out exactly what the value of the Venute is.

We'll see what's up. Good afternoon, Manicare Toyota Commercials. Hi, what was your name? Michael. Michael, how are you, mate? Who am I speaking to? You're speaking to Bree. Bree, what have you done wrong, Bree?

Oh, Michael, I haven't done anything wrong. Or maybe you can tell me if I've done something wrong. I think I might have purchased the rarest Toyota in New Zealand. Bring mine to the radio. You could be. Go off it. It jigs up. It jigs up.

Michael, have you got word of the Venute? I've got word. I listen to you every day on the way home. Oh, you're a legend. You're the man we need then. You're the guy who we need to get the info about this vehicle because it's not insured, Michael. At the moment, it's completely uninsured.

It's completely unsafe. There's nothing really all that great about it except for the uniqueness of it, Michael. It's worth nothing, isn't it? No, no. Michael, let's do this again. You're not meant to say that. You deal with these vehicles every day.

You're a Toyota commercial specialist and this is a commercial vehicle. We're going to give you the specs, and then you're going to try and estimate a value for us, okay? Guys, really? Really. Okay, so we're looking at a... 1989 Toyota HiAce. Long wheelbase, Michael, long wheelbase.

Manual, five-speed. Column shift. Beautiful column shift. No power steering. No ABS braking and no airbags. It's got a custom paint job. Custom fire engine red. And also a custom back end.

Back end of a ute. That's the ute butt of Van Oot. It's a collectible car. I won't be able to comment on it. It also has 450,000 kilometres on the clock. Okay. So armed with that information and knowing

what you now know. Oh, it also has a sound system and half of that sound system works. We have a certain criteria for that type of car. Yeah. It's called an NCV. NCV. Now, what does that stand for?

No commercial value. Michael! Okay. So you would give us nothing? Correct. Well, okay, that's your first offer. I counter offer with $10,000. I'll stop now.

That's where you're meant to come back and say something in the middle, like $5,000, and then I say $7,500. Done. Let's shake on it. I'll stick with my original offer. All right. You don't want to come up just a little bit? No, but you can call in and have a coffee one day if you want.

In the Venute. That'll increase the value of the Venute by $4.50. Okay, I just get that that was a NCV. Is that right? NCV. Let's put that on her resume. No commercial value. Hey, thanks for nothing, Michael.

Hey, thanks a lot, Michael. Have a great night, guys. See you, Mike. Bye-bye. Let's look at the positives. There's no positives from that. No, there is. Guess we don't have to get any insurance.

ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. Where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we pick one of those songs to play. This week we're sponsored by GrabOne. We've got $50 GrabOne vouchers to give away.

You can live huge with incredible deals at grabone.co.nz but your song has to get played to win the voucher. Hi, Janet. Hi. Hello. What's your birthday, Janet? The 1st of September, 1970. Okay, Janet, you were 16 in 1986 on the 1st of September

and on that day, this was number one. Oh, yeah. Venus on the mountain top. How do you feel about that? There's better choices. Yeah. I'm glad you said that. I didn't want to diss it before you did.

The birthday banger chooses you, unfortunately, Janet. Not too bad. The group's called Bananarama, by the way. What a great name. Next, let's go to Darren. Hey, Daz. Hi, Daz. Hi, how's it going?

Good, thanks, Daz. What's your birthday? 18th of November, 71. Okay, Darren, you were 16 in 1987 on the 18th of November. And back in 87, this topped the charts. Big June. Out of Strayer. Midnight Oil.

Midnight Oil, Beards Are Burning. You know he became a politician. The bald one. The lead singer, yeah. Yeah. Well, they're a very political band, right? They were, yeah. Are you a fan of this, Darren?

It's okay. It's all right. It's not bad. Would you have preferred Bananarama? No. No. Okay, well, then we all have our fingers crossed for song number three. Oh, come on.

Hey, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Hi, guys. First of all, what decade were you born in? 1997. Oh, this is all riding on your birthday, Brooke. What date? 20th of June.

Okay, Brooke, you were 16 in 2013 on the 20th of June. And back in 2013, this was number one. 13. Sorry. She's done it. Lorde's epic follow-up to Royal's Tennis Court. It's not my favourite Lorde song. Do you remember when that song came out and it had that yeah, but in the middle of it, everyone freaked out.

They're like, it's got a goat in it. I loved it. I loved it too. I thought it was unusual. Is that from 2013? Is that how old that is? Yeah, 2013 thought it was unusual. Is that from 2013? Is that how old that is? Yeah, 2013. Wow, okay.

Is that what we're playing? A hundred percent, yeah. I feel like that's what we're playing. Brooke, you've got a $50 Grab One voucher. Congratulations. Oh, awesome. Thanks, guys. No worries.

So good. This is Birthday Banger. Bree and Clint, it's at M. This is Birthday Banger, Brian Clint. See you then. things I want and I am only as young as the minute is full of it getting pumped up on the little bright things I bought but I know they'll never own me baby be the class clown

I'll be the beauty queen in tears it's a new art form showing people how when we care We're so happy Even when we're smiling out of fear Let's go down to the tennis court And talk it up like yeah Pretty soon I'll be getting on my first plane I'll see the veins of my city

Like they do in space But my head's filling up fast With the wicked games up in flames How can I fuck with the fun again When I'm knowing And my boys strip me up with their heads again loving them everything's cool when we're all in line for the throne but i know it's not forever baby be the class clown i'll be the beauty queen in tears It's a new art form showing people how little we care

We're so happy Even when we're smiling out of fear Let's go down to the tennis court and talk it up like yeah It looks alright in the pictures

Getting clocks out for the trip, though it's new I'll fall apart with all my heart You can watch from your window You can watch from your window Baby, be the class clown I'll be the beauty queen in tears It's a new art form Showing people how little we care We're so happy

Even when we're smiling out of fear Let's go down to the tennis court And talk it up like yeah and talk it up, Mike. Yeah. And talk it up, Mike. Yeah. And talk it up, Mike. Yeah.

Let's go down to the tennis court and talk it up, Mike. Yeah. And talk it up, Mike. Yeah. And talk it up, Mike. Yeah. Let's go down to the telescope And talk it up like yeah That was a great birthday banger. Do you want to know my favourite Lorde song? Yes, I do. It's, sorry, this song here from the Love Club EP,

The Love Club, the title track from that. Yeah, I do love this song. What's your favourite Lorde song? I love Lorde so much. I don't know if I have a favourite. I thought when she came back with Green Light, I instantly liked that song. Yeah, okay. Straight away, first time I heard it.

That song that we just played, Tennis Court. They'd be up there with my favourites, yeah. Yeah, well, she was 16 when that came out. Also, fun fact that you just saw. Yeah. That song was only number one in New Zealand for one week. One week, and then there was another song that was around number one in New Zealand for one week. One week and then there was another song that was around it that was

number one for 11 weeks. This song was number one for three months in New Zealand and it took one week off so that Lorde could go to number one for a week. I can't stand this song now. But you liked it when it came out. I can't remember this song now. But you liked it when it came out.

I can't remember if I did. Remember what happened to him after this song? Everything. Everything. He got busted cheating on his wife. Yes. He got sued for stealing this song off Marvin Gaye. And the whole song became like

really controversial because of the message in it, right? Yeah, and then it came out that he's a bit of a creep and then he also wrote all these songs to get his ex-wife back. He did a whole album to try and get her back. Remember he did a live performance and she was in the audience and it was real awkward. And he did that weird

Beetlejuice outfit performance with Miley Cyrus. Remember where Miley Cyrus like bent over in front of him on stage? Yeah. What? She had the big foam finger. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Whoa.

Okay, cool. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Whole Fano, assemble. Are we here? Present. Yeah, there you go. Good, thank you, guys.

Our producers are in studio with us. Excellent. And I need them as a part of a test we're about to do. Sure. So apparently there's a security flaw on the Apple iPhone. Oh, really? Have you guys heard about this? No.

What a great time to have changed to Samsung. Yeah, so you can't be a part of this, unfortunately. Okay. So apparently there's this flaw going around that allows a complete stranger to send a text message off your phone

even when it's locked. Interesting. Right? So we're going to test this theory with our producer's phones this afternoon. Don't send something questionable. So, wait, I'm going to test Ellie's phone first because it does say...

Actually, I might test Ben's first. Oh, can I do Ben's? No, you go, you go, you go. Because apparently... What do you want to do? Oh, don't worry. Apparently it says that you can use Siri to send someone a text message from a stranger's phone

even when it's in the lock screen. Go on then, show us how it works. What's your girlfriend's name in your phone? I believe it's Steph. Yeah, it'll be Steph. Hey, Siri. Oh, someone else's phone's going off. No, that's my phone.

Clint, you try because you've got a similar voice to Ben's. Right, okay. Let me turn the volume on, make sure it's up and on. Here we go. Hey, Siri. No, it's everybody else's phone again. Oh, I've got Ellie's. Hey, Siri.

Can you please send a text to Sam? What do you want to say, Sam? This is going... I've got a few Sams. Sam Alexander. Who is that? My sister's best friend. Send to Sam Alexander, can you please send nudes? Your message to Sam Alexander says, can you please send nudes?

Hold on. Okay, I'll send it. So you're able to do that all through Siri while the phone's locked. I literally have just sent to Sam Alexander off Ellie's phone. It was in the lock screen and I don't know how you're going to explain that. Well, I hope she replies to me. Let me just try it on Ben's phone real quick. Hey, Siri. Hey, Siri.

Hey, Siri. Hey, Siri. Hey, Siri. Oh, my God. Hey, Siri. Your phone sucks, Ben. I just had a thought. I just had a thought.

I just had a thought. Because obviously we always know when we do this on radio that it sets everyone's phone off that's in the car. Ready? Wait. Hey, Siri. Please send text to mum. Hey, mum, can you please send me a nude?

There you go. Zidim, Spree and Clint, the podcast. There's this new trend that is emerging amongst couples to save relationships pretty much. Right. So there's this theory and there's tests that are being done amongst couples that say a lot of the time relationships can break up because they have problems sleeping next to each other. Okay.

So I said before that your relationship does have this problem. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. So you're saying to me, your wife Lucy does not care that you snore. No, I'm saying I don't have a problem sleeping next to her and I have a great night's sleep every night. Look, look, look.

There is not a night where we're not sharing our bed with minimum one animal as well. That sounds worse out loud than it did in my head. I mean like cats or dogs. Yeah. At the moment we're house sitting, we've got two dogs. So there's four of us in a double bed. So my snoring is the least of her problems.

Oh yeah, I bet. It's not me. It's not me. If she's got problems sleeping. Also, also, yes, she does have a problem with my snoring. That's why we've got a king size bed. So she can be a little bit further away from me. That doesn't make a difference

You can still hear you going off all night Like a bloody motorbike So you're saying relationships are breaking up because someone snores That doesn't sound like a revelation No no no So there's a trend emerging now called sleep divorce Where people are now opting To sleep in different rooms

Their marriage is perfectly fine. Everything else is amazing. But they're actually making a conscious decision to get a sleeping divorce. So a sleeping divorce means you sleep in different places. Is that it? Exactly. I'm really angry at you for bringing this up

because my wife is so keen for this already. And I don't think it's just because I'm a snorer. Tell, tell the people what the deal is when you go out for a night out. What Lucy, your wife says the deal is. I sleep in the spare bedroom. That is the deal.

She said she's fine with you going out. She's actually so like understanding about everything, but she says the only God, you make it sound like I've got so many problems. He snores. He's got a drinking problem. Yeah. We're lucky. We've got a drinking problem. Yeah, yeah. We're lucky we've got a spare bedroom so I go and sleep there.

Yeah. But she's keen for that every night. Really? Yeah, yeah. Interesting. Because I'm not just a sleep snorer. I'm a sleep. Mover.

Yeah, mover. You're a sleep humper. Are you? That's the word I was trying to avoid. Ew. But it's nice. It shows that. Is it?

Isn't it? Are you trying to avoid. Ew. But it's nice. It shows that. Is it? Isn't it? Are you awake? No. Ew. Well, it's just like, I'm thinking about you. I got you on my mind. Oh, that's weird. Come on over here.

That's the other reason we've got a king size bed. So there's a little more distance. So I can't quite get, hopefully I can't quite. Your wife starts putting pillows in between you guys. God, it sounds horrific when you say it out loud. And I wouldn't want to sleep with me either. But I guess that's the power of me. Any woman will put up with anything just to be near me.

Right? Right? If you're listening, Alyssa, I love you. ZM's Free and Clint, the podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's Fletchborn and Megan a listen too? Subscribe on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Hit music with Lucy here.

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