ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – April 11th 2019

Episode Date: April 11, 2019

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Hi guys! Today, the topic of the intro is risky fashion choices. You know when you make a choice to wear something that you don't normally wear and you just feel uncomfortable about it all day. And it's obvious. Case in point, if you've seen the latest episode of Married at First Sight. Now this is very niche, you have to be watching Married at First Sight Australia.

You have to know who Sam is. Yes. The first cheater. Yep. And did you see on last night's episode, he's got rid of his beard and he's shaved both sides. He's given himself an undercut

and he's sweeped the hair back. Horrific. It is horrific. Terrible. But he's tried it. He's tried something. He goes, I like the way Macklemore looks.

I'm going to try that. I give him props for giving it a go. Yeah. Oh, rough to commit to TV though. Bree's done one of those today. I shaved off my beard. She's gone a new hat. I'll let you describe the hat.

I'd describe my hat as kind of like a sailor hat. Yeah. A black tugboat captain. Tugboat captain Sailor hat Meet train driver Yes

Yeah Where's it from? Um The internet Where? Um A company called Brixton Brixton

Oh yeah They're hat people They do fedoras and stuff Yeah No they do wide brim festival hats No fedoras No that's not a fedora No that's a fedora

No you and I will never agree It's a fedora It's not a fedora A fedora is what Justin Timberlake No Wore in the summer love era It's a wide brim fedora And a wide brim hat Is what you wear to Coachella A wide br a fedora is. It's a fedora. It's not a fedora. A fedora is what Justin Timberlake wore in the Summer Love era. It's a wide brim fedora. And a wide brim hat is what you wear to Coachella.

A wide brim fedora. We'll agree to disagree. Okay. How do you feel about your fashion choice today? Are you self-conscious? Yeah, a little bit. But I think I'm owning it. That's the key.

Yeah. That's the key. If you wear it with confidence. Yeah. Like when I wore Birkenstocks and socks to work. It arguably didn't look great. But I rocked it, right? I pushed it out there. I wore Birkenstocks and socks to work It arguably didn't look great But I rocked it right I pushed it out there I wore it with pride

No because mine has potential to be okay No mine does too Mine does too You can I just say also decided to wear a patterned sock Yes Not even a plain sock A patterned sock Yeah yeah yeah

We've all seen the Instagram post What's the verdict? On the hat? On the hat I think you've pulled it off Thank you And I actually think it suits you And this is from someone

Call me sexist Call me old fashioned I'm dubious about a lady in a hat Really? Yeah Oh the truth comes out Yeah For some reason

I don't know why I don't think ladies have any business In an indoor hat I really don't. It's 2019. Ladies can wear hats inside too. It's a horrible stance to take because you guys would arguably have more bad hair days than us. Because you've got more hair to manage.

It's true. And yet it's a man who's allowed to wear like a snapback to work. Whereas a lady, if you showed up to work tomorrow wearing like a Von Zipper snapback. No one would think that's cool. Are you a motocross rider now i i was here do you have a sponsorship i walked out are you having monster energy drink for lunch i walked down into the office when i first got here today and one of the girls in the promo team goes nice hat and i was like thanks it's a rough public roasting on the hats debut day. And then she goes, bringing it back.

Bringing what back? Lady hats? This hat. Was it Dani? No, it wasn't Dani. She'd wear one of those. Yeah, she would wear one of these. Anyway, it is tough for ladies in hats. It's a tough world for a lady in a hat.

Yeah, I know you have been this close to wearing one of your Wide Broom Festival hats slash fedora hats to work before and I Commend you are not doing it. Why because it is not an indoor hat No one has the right to wear one of those hats in the workplace What if I'm vaping at the same time if you're outside fine if you're outside fine minute you come inside take that friggin head off We're gonna put the head Put the hat on our Instagram. Okay.

In our story. Yeah, I'll put it in the story and you can vote. What's the voting criteria? Hat. Yes or no. Yeah, cool. Okay, sweet. Here's the podcast.

How did that happen? I didn't do this, but I'm happy it's here. Our producers have put in my favourite song. This is Old Town Road is our new intro. Can't nobody tell me nothing. You can't tell me nothing. This is so good, this song. I know I'm punishing you with this chat at the moment,

but this is such a good song. Billy Ray's the best part, though. Is this the Billy Ray Cyrus version? It is. By the way, hi, everybody. Sorry we're late. Oh, yeah. We are an hour late.

That's due to getting stuff ready for the Venute tour next week and we made the age old mistake of we left the lights on. Yeah, and I mean it doesn't have the newest battery in it, the Venute so it was quite quick to go flat but hey we're here now. We're here for 75% of our show. Yes, and the Venute is fine, by the way.

Oh, that's the main thing, right? Just a flat battery, that's it. Can we just... I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. I'm gonna ride till I That's the main thing, right? Just a flat battery. That's it. Can we just... If you want to figure out what this song is, because it's being memed all over the place at the moment, you actually want to find it, look up Lil Nas X on Spotify or just look up Old Town Road. All right, we'll stop punishing you now. Next, you

want to talk about a fart study. Yep, about time. There's been some actual studies done. Science is about to back me up. Okay, cool. This is what our show is, by the way. Rap country and fart stories. I wanna take my horse

to the Old Town Road. I'm gonna ride till I can't no more. We're talking about farts, Nick. Zit him. Bree and Clint, the podcast. Zit him. Clint, would you say it's fair to say that me as a person,

I live my life by the motto, better out than in. I'm a female advocate for the female fart. I think, you know, needs a voice and I'm giving it a voice. You're giving the female fart a voice? Yeah. You kind of are actually. People hide it. I've always thought if you were to be given your own movie franchise,

it would be called The Fart and the Furious. I love that. Too fart, too fart, two furious. Hey, and it's good because each movie, obviously, you know, it's just another one to add to the list. It's just you and Vin Diesel ripping farts in the Subaru Impreza. I think he'd sign on for that. Yeah.

I'm about to tell you about a study, and this is science, this is real, that I reckon might convince some people that like to hold it in. Okay. So there's a new study. Just before you do, do people need convincing? As a polite holder, do I need to be convinced to? Yes, I believe so because they're saying, and this study might convince you it's actually bad for your health.

All right, go on then. A new study has revealed that holding in a fart means you might breathe it out your mouth. No, it doesn't because this is an old wives' tale. No. You know what, you've got bad breath. This is a real study that's been conducted by Professor Claire Collins, a nutrition and dietetics expert. She believes that, yeah, holding in a bunch of your farts

can cause a thing called abdominal distension where some of the gas reabsorbed into the circulation comes back out your esophagus and out your mouth. So for that to be true, because it must be brewed in the large intestine, right? It must be brewed. That's where it must come from. Yep.

Does it go like small intestine feeds the large intestine? So it would have to travel back up through your large intestine into your small intestine, up your digestive tract, into your stomach, up your... This is into your stomach. Yeah. This is bypassing the liver and kidneys, by the way, if that is even possible, because I imagine it's a big system, and then come all the way up your windpipe

to come back out your mouth. Don't argue with me. Argue with Professor Claire Colin. I mean Collins. No, it's a real study, mate Hearing that Hearing that Anything can be a real study, by the way But hearing it, what?

Does it make me want to Does it make you want to, you know, let it out? Look, no Let it go Let it go As we've just begun speaking about this A panel of about 10 women have just walked in Let it go. Let it go. As we've just begun speaking about this, a panel of about 10 women have just walked in,

and one man have just walked into the radio studio. I think in front of all these people. Is this the New Zealand Broadcasting School? It is. Okay, no, no. In front of all these people, I think this is a great moment if you have a fart that you're holding in right now. I don't have one. We know that you hold in farts.

Yeah, out of courtesy. I think you should let it go right now. No. No, this is good. I don't have one. This is character building. I don't have one. I don't have one, and I'm not going to.

So you need to let that rest. Okay, now ask me. I just want to say to the New Zealand Broadcasting School, as a former student myself, this is the shit that Australians bring over, okay? Oh, you farted. Oh, good work. I'm proud of you. I'm proud student myself. This is the shit that Australians bring over, okay? Oh, you farted. Oh, good work. I'm proud of you.

I'm proud of you. Look, they're all clapping. Tony Simon's the man who taught me how to do this job. He's shaking his head. I'm sorry I've let you down, everybody. I really am. I think that was really good character building from you. How's the timing?

Bree and Clint, ZDM. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. You're an Easter person? Like you're an Easter... I'll ask you this. We were talking about hot cross buns the other day. Do you peg out on chocolate particularly when it's Easter? A hundred percent.

More than usual? Yes. More than usual? Yes. Do you use it as an excuse to go hundy? Go to town. What about you? Yes and no.

What do you mean yes and no? It's the one day of the year where you can eat chocolate and you're like, well, you know. Yeah, but I feel a bit lame buying it for myself. What, no one buys you Easter chocolate? Oh, that's sad. I'll buy you some Easter chocolate. If it's there, I'll eat it. What's your favourite?

I'll buy you some. I like lint balls. Oh, yeah, they're good. Yeah. They're good. Lint bunnies. I thought you were going to say something weird. My dad's favourite chocolate is ginger chocolate.

Oh, that's Lucy's dad's favourite chocolate too, my wife's dad. Yeah. Must be an old guy thing. Yep. Ginger chocolate. Yeah. And dark chocolate as well. Do you do dark chocolate?

Nah. That's definitely as you get older as dark chocolate. Why bother? Why take the pleasure out of chocolate? Exactly. It's full of antioxidants. Yeah, but it's shit. It's healthier as you get older As dark chocolate Why bother Why take the pleasure Out of chocolate Exactly It's full of antioxidants Yeah but it's shit It's healthier for you Not really

Like marginally right Not eating chocolate To be healthy Crossfit people like dark chocolate So it must be semi healthy He does crossfit Loves dark chocolate Is your hot brother a crossfitter

He has done it before He gave it away Because he reckons it's a bit too Is he a recovering crossfitter He is Is he Yeah Wow CrossFitter? He is. Is he? Yeah. Wow.

I've got a CrossFit Easter joke. Oh, no, I can't think of it right now. I will come back to it. You might come back to it. Do you want to know, and you probably don't know, speaking of exercise and Easter... No, I... Do you want to know how much exercise is required

to get rid of your favourite Easter treats to burn them off? You know who this is? This is that one person in the office where everyone's like, shut up, Karen.

No one wants to know that. Yeah, I'm Karen. I'm Karen. And I'll be Karen for this because I think it's interesting but you don't have to listen to it. And can I say, I don't think it should put you off

your Easter treats. It won't. You should make yourself happy and you should eat yourself happy. Eat your feelings. That's one of my mottos. First off, we'll start with the humble hot cross bun. Love a hot cross bun.

If you want to burn off one hot cross bun, it will take 30 minutes on the treadmill to get rid of one hot cross bun. Well, no one's having one, so I'm good to go. I have like four. Well, then that's two hours on the treadmill. No! Then we graduate to a chocolate egg, just a standard hollow chocolate egg. How big?

100 grams. That's nothing. It's the standard one. It's like the palm-sized one. Okay. Okay. To burn off a 100-gram milk chocolate egg will take you an hour of jogging on the treadmill to burn that off for one chocolate egg.

And are you just having one of those? No. No? How many? Two of those? No. Three of those? No.

Four of those? Probably like six. Six. That's six hours on the treadmill plus the two hours from the hot cross buns were eight hours. Eight hours on the treadmill. And then we go to the Cadbury cream egg, which, again, this is an Easter staple, but you know when you're eating the Cadbury cream egg, which again, this is an Easter staple,

but you know when you're eating a Cadbury cream egg, it's dense, right? There's so much sugar inside that thing. And I'm not going to put you back on the treadmill. I'm not going to put you back on the treadmill for this one because you're already on there for eight hours. So we'll change the exercise. To burn off one Cadbury cream egg this Easter,

it will take 15 minutes of non-stop burpees. Wait, you need to just double check. What type of burpees? Chest to floor burpees. Oh, you're thinking the gas variety? No, no, that's not going to cut it. We're compiling our ultimate Venute road trip playlist for Spotify and we're slowly starting to put together what I think is the ultimate playlist.

Yesterday we added songs like this. Be strong. Be strong. Yeah. That was my suggestion. We added Ellie's suggestion. And we were trying different things. And we were smoking funny things. We added producer Ben's suggestion.

And for some reason we added Bree's suggestion. This is a good song. I hate you guys. We hate this song. No. But it's on our Venute playlist, okay? It's on there. It's on our Venute playlist.

It's been on our social media, Facebook and Instagram for the last 24 hours. What else needs to go on there? And we've had heaps. We can't add all of them because I don't know if, like, you want it to be good, right? There's been a few double ups, which is good because then obviously, you know, that should be in the list. But we've taken out what we think are the best ones

and we want to see if they should make the playlist. To curate that playlist, the task falls to you, Sam, just one person to decide what goes on our Venute road trip playlist. Are you up to the job? Oh, absolutely. Excellent, Sam. What's your music pedigree? Do you play any instruments?

Are you a DJ? I'm more of a listener. I like to get down. Yeah, good. Okay. Sam, I like you. We're going to throw song ideas at you, and you just tell us yes or no. Is it on or is it not?

Can I just say, on the text machine, someone just said, what's Bree's song called? Sounds like a banger to me. Yes, it's called Holiday Road, and it's from Griswold's Family Vacation and it's a banger. You're going to love it by the end of the road trip. Look, producer Ben's still young born. He's only a keeper.

Sam, what do you think, Sam? I think it's only a keeper. Sam, what do you think, Sam? I think it's definitely a keeper. Yes! Well, you don't get to vote on that one because it's already on the playlist. It's already on. Let me give you the first one. Okay, this is from Instagram. It's from at IamShawnB.

Are we putting this song on the Venute Road Trip playlist? But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more. The Proclaimers and 500 Miles. road trip playlist. The Proclaimers in 500 Miles. Yay. Yay? It's a yay. Okay, cool. Yep.

This is probably my favourite one I saw on social media. It's a get down. We used to sing this in assembly at school. Sam, I need your attention for this one.

This is one of my favourite suggestions on Facebook from Tosia. It's Night Fever, Bee Gees. Is the Bee Gees going on the Venute playlist? Come on. I'm saying yes because I'm bobbing. Yes. I'm bobbing.

Okay, good stuff. Is that the best BG song? It's not the best, but, you know. We can put a few more on. Okay, this one comes from at Virginia's weight loss journey. So I imagine the person's name is Virginia. She has suggested a controversial track. Are we adding the Wiggles,

toot, toot, chugga, chugga, big red car to the video playlist? Toot, toot, chugga, chugga, big red car to the Vadoog playlist. Toot, toot, chugga, chugga, big red car. We'll travel near and we'll travel far. We're not here to influence you, Sam. We need your honest feedback, but I know what I'm hoping for. I'm going to say nah. You're going to say nah? I'm going to say nah.

Oh, thank God. I like it. Thank God. Okay, cool. Okay, give us another one, Brie. I mean, if it was Wake Up Jeff, it'd be in. What about the one from Misha? Journey, Don't Stop Believin'.

This is the first song you and I ever played on the radio. It is. Together. I'm going to say yes because everyone knows it. You can't say, you can't deny it. You can't deny

you don't like it. It's a great sing-along. So we're putting Journey Don't Stop Believing onto the Venute playlist. We'll get our inner, you know, sold out.

Cool. Okay, sweet. What about this suggestion from ACDC, Highway to Hell? Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

This is some high-class Bogan stuff. It's suggested by Scott WF. Are we putting ACDC on the Venute playlist? We sure are. Yeah. Okay, cool. Another one. What about this suggestion from Chelsea on Facebook?

Bit of the old Tina Turner. You can tell we're enjoying it, but like I said, we're not here to influence you, Sam. It's up to you. Hey, hey, I was on to it. Yes. Yay. Yay. Yeah. I love how positive. Hey, hey, I was onto it. Yes. Yay. Yay.

Yeah. I love how positive she is. Yeah, I love it too. This is turning into like the ultimate birthday banger playlist too. Isn't it? Okay, cool. Let's keep it moving. This one's from Hannah. Are we putting Sandstorm on the Venute playlist?

We might do some speeding when this song comes on. But are we adding Sandstorm to the ultimate Venute road trip playlist? Come on, yes. Yes. Going on. Let's move it along. What about the suggestion from Tom, September, Earth, Wind and Fire? Oh, this is a tune for the whole family.

Is this funky enough to go on the Vanute playlist? Yay. Have you said no to any songs yet? One. One. One. Oh, yeah, cool, cool, cool, cool. I'm still waiting.

I'm still waiting. That's fine. I love a bit of all, you know? I've got one more for you. It's from, suggested by Wendell's Woo. It's Chameleon Air and Riding Dirty. Oh, yeah. Trying to kiss me, ridin' dirty. Trying to kiss me, ridin' dirty.

Trying to kiss me, ridin' dirty. Trying to kiss me, ridin' dirty. And we are Ridin' Dirty. But is that song going on the Vinoot playlist? I'm going to say Yay Again. Yay! I love it, Sam. To finish it off, to round it out, to put on the playlist, this suggestion from Mark, a bit of old school Limp Bizkit.

What you gonna do? Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'. This suggestion from Mark, a bit of old school Limp Bizkit. Oh. Listen to Sam. Loves it. Is Limp Bizkit going on the ultimate Venute road trip playlist? If it's allowed, absolutely. You're in charge. Of course it's allowed. Yeah, absolutely.

There you go. All right, that'll do it, everybody. That's our playlist. It's pretty much done. If you want it, head to Spotify right now. The new Road Trip playlist. You can have it for yourself. Ellie's updating it as we speak.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Tonight is the last episode of Married at First Sight. And can I say thank God? Because I'm sick of that thing consuming my whole life. I didn't want to watch it in the first place. And then here I am sitting through the final dinner party, watching every single second of it, going, God, this is good TV.

And it's not. It's the worst TV in the world, but it's also great for that reason. The last episode looks like it's going to be the best one. If you haven't seen last... Was it spoilers? I won't do it if you haven't seen last night's, but it was like chaos chaos and tonight looks worse.

So I have found some information though on what some of the stars, would you call them stars of Married at First Sight? No, contestants. Contestants, okay. What some of the contestants from this season are doing now that Married at First Sight is finished. So first of all, Cyrel. Yes, Cyclone Cyrel.

Cyclone Cyrel. She's doing club appearances. So people are paying her to come to nightclubs and be like, and she's like, yeah, it's me, Cyrel. And everyone's like, hey, Cyrel. Get photos with her and stuff. Apparently that's something that people want. I wonder how much she's getting paid for that.

Yeah. And I mean, you know what? My brain goes to it's only going to last like a short moment after the show. What, so might as well? So may as well. If you want to cash in and do a few appearances. It's a real business. They do it in Vegas a lot, like Kardashians do it and stuff.

Yeah, Scott Disick do it a lot. Geordie Shore people do it a lot. I spent some time on like a promo trip with Gaz from Geordie Shore once. I did it for a bit. No, I did some. I was at some that Gaz from Geordie Shore got paid to do. Right. And he's like, yeah, I could do these five nights a week if I wanted to

and it would pay me more than any job. Depends how famous you are. Anyway, Cy Rowe's doing that. She's also got a boyfriend. She's dating Eden from Australian Love Island. Yeah. So that's the guy that won. Oh no, he came second with his partner.

He's the prison guy. Yeah. The prison officer, right? And there was a lot of stories that came out after the show about how their relationship was really toxic and not great stories about it. I always find it weird when reality TV show people get together. Like that's what you've got in common?

Because like because you're on reality TV, you get invited to all the same events. Yeah. And so that's where they all meet. Or are you just chasing the dragon going, oh, if we get together, we'll get a story on Woman's Day. I don't know. Or they'll get invited to Bachelor in Paradise.

True, they'll get to do Love Island 2 or something like that. Yeah, Love Island, yeah, The Return. And then the other one that I've heard about is Mick, the guy who's the plasterer. Yeah, the real dowdy one who was with Jess. Flanno. Sausage Lips. Yeah, Flanno.

So he's hosting bar parties as well. Yeah. He's doing bar appearances, but his are exclusively Flannel shirt based. What about Sam? The guy that got with Innes for a bit. Oh, the guy who cheated on his wife while married at first sight. Yeah.

The guy that got with Innes for a bit. He started his own YouTube channel. Yeah. Have you seen it though? It's called Sam the Rogue. Yeah. Have you seen the channel? Yeah, it's not great. It's just him running around in a dinosaur outfit. Yeah. I mean, it could be great. I mean, if you want to see that? Yeah, it's not great. It's just him running around in a dinosaur outfit. Yeah. I mean, it could be great. I mean, if you want to see that, then, you know, great. Could be Sam's guide to Nick tattoos.

I don't know. I don't know what he has to offer content-wise. Here we go. Here we go. I want them to all be successful. I don't mean to sound super shady. I wish them all the best of luck. And like I said, while you can, do it.

Cash in, I say. Cash in, baby. Here's a test. Yeah. Name three contestants from last year's series. Tracy. Flat Peak Hat Guy, the white rapper guy. What was his name?

The one who was with Tracy. I don't know. I can't remember them and I'm happy about that. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I bought a van. No, you bought a what? A van slash ute. Yeah. We bought a van. No, you bought a what? A van slash ute.

Yeah. We bought a Vanute. The Vanute is coming and everybody's charming. It doesn't have a warrant and it is full of rust. Monday, we leave Auckland and we travel the length of the North Island until we get to Wellington. No, no, no, mate. You need to stop saying we're travelling the length of the North Island.

We're not. Yeah, people are getting pissed off at this, eh? Okay, I'm sorry, Northland and everywhere north of Auckland City. We are travelling from Auckland to Wellington. There you go. In the Venute, stopping along the way to broadcast. We will be in Tauranga on Monday. We will be in Hamilton on Tuesday.

We will be in Palmerston North on Wednesday. We will be in Hamilton on Tuesday. We will be in Palmerston North on Wednesday. And we will finish in Wellington on Thursday. And then that night in Wellington, we're having a party at the establishment on Courtney Place. And you're welcome to come and join us. Like a big wrap-up. A yay, we made it kind of party. There's no excuse not to come because then you've got a few days off.

This topic, you don't need to be able to come to any of our Venute broadcasts to be a part of. You just have to know what you like to eat on a road trip, right? It's the debate. What is the best road trip food? Yeah, we're going to fill the Venute with these things. Once we compile our list of the best stuff, we're going to buy them all, because we've got to be in there for four days.

Something like 600 or 700 kilometres that we're covering. Snacks are key for a road trip. Yeah, plus neither of us will be going to the gym that week, so you know, it's like a cheat week. So let's go around the room first before we ask everybody else what is the ultimate road trip food? We'll start with you Brie. I have to say

the humble pie. You can eat it whilst driving and it's delicious. I remember Mrs Max, I think it was, a little while ago, put out a pie that you could eat. It was like an oblong. The long pie.

So it was made for driving so the contents didn't fall out onto your lap. Brilliant. Yeah. Producers, let's go to Producer Ellie. What's the ultimate road trip food?

I love pods. Oh, yeah. I just can't get enough of them. Snickers pods or Mars pods? Snickers pods. Oh, Snickers or Mars. I'll take both. Yeah, either way, bud.

Yeah, cool. All right, they're in there. Producer Ben, what goes on the ultimate snack list? Like beltong, like dried meat? Oh, yuck. What is with you and that dried meat? It's so nice. I was about to say, if you say scroggin', I will cut you off.

Oh, yeah, we could do peanuts. No, you've gone with another hiking food. Let's go peanuts and raisins. Let's go scroggin'. He's a hiking enthusiast. I bet you'll wear a belt bag while you're on a road trip as well. No, you've gone with another hiking food. Let's go peanuts and raisins. Let's go scrogging. He's a hiking enthusiast. I bet you'll wear a belt bag while you're on a road trip as well. Oh, I do. You bought me one for Christmas last year.

Yeah, for when you're tramping. That's right. Not road tripping. Remind me later, I'll bring it. What about you, Clint? I reckon rations. Like if you're having a trip, rations. Oh, I love rations.

But you know, you get that orange crap all over your fingers and then you always wipe it down the side of your seat. But we don't see those bits of the seat. Don't worry about them. Those bits of the seat don't exist. That's where you wipe snot when you sneeze while you're driving and where you wipe ration dust. You think it's disgusting, but I'm speaking the truth.

If you wipe that in my venute, I will smack your bottom. One more suggestion. Did you hear yourself say that sentence? Yeah, and then I regretted it. One more suggestion. What about a beef stroganoff? Yeah, and then I regretted it. One more suggestion. What about a beef stroganoff? What? A beef stroganoff?

Yep. No, not a beef stroganoff. Why not? It's not a road trip food. Could be. The food that you need a fork to eat is road trip food. Is that one of the criteria? How good is stroganoff though?

Yeah, stroganoff, great. Have it when you get to your destination. Have yourself a stroganoff. No, no stroganoffs. You wait. I'll bring a stroganoff and then we'll all when you get to your destination. Have yourself a stroganoff. No, no stroganoffs. You wait. I'll bring a stroganoff and then we'll all be eating it, enjoying it in the Venute and you'll be like... How are you going to microwave it?

You're going to have cold stroganoff. Mate, I'll find a way and you'll be like, where's my stroganoff? No, I don't want any stroganoff. 0800-DIALS-AT-M. Fill it out for us. What are we putting on the ultimate Venute snack playlist? What's our road trip food that we need to pack?

So many texts already coming in, and you can keep those texts coming through on 9696. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. We leave Auckland on Monday on our Venute road trip. We want to see you on the way, by the way. Like, if you are in any of the locations that we're in and you want to come down and check out the Venute itself, the 1989 half van, half ute, please do.

And if you get a photo with it and you hashtag it, hashtag Venute, you're in the draw to win a $1,000 Grab One prize pack. That's awesome. Yeah, all you have to do is get a photo of it. That's great. I've got an idea. It's your van, by the way. Are people allowed to sit in the driver's seat for a photo?

100%. Are they allowed to get in the tray for a photo? 100%. Are they allowed to get on the roof for a photo? Maybe. Yeah. That's case by case. It barely holds you up.

I know. Yeah. Yeah, it's not all that sturdy. That's the criteria. You're weight or lighter and you can get on the roof. Yeah, you can ride the ride. Hey, we're doing a thing at the moment where we're trying to get together the best road trip foods.

Yeah. I think a beef stroganoff would go really well. No, you're full of crap when you say beef stroganoff. How are you going to eat it? How are you going to eat it? I'm going to eat it out of a bowl. Yeah. Where are you going to put the bowl when you're finished?

I don't know. There's a whole van. You can put it somewhere. It's impractical, but yeah. Yeah, put it in the back of the van. It'll be great. Cool. Should we get some other ideas that aren't beef stroganoff?

Maybe. Okay, let's go to Fiona. Hey, Fiona. Hey, I think Party Mix. Good bag of lollies. Yeah. And Party Mix has something for everyone in it. Absolutely.

No fights, right? I don't want any of the wine gums, though. What are your favourites? Oh, I'll have those ones. You'll have the ones? Oh, see? Brings people together. What are your thoughts on the teeth? The can have those ones. You'll have the one. Oh, see. Brings people together. What are your thoughts on the teeth, the fake teeth?

I love a fake teeth. Yeah, they're fun. You can get some crap fake teeth though that taste like soap. Yeah, they're not the best. Yeah. Okay, good suggestion, Fiona. What else is coming on the text machine? I love this one on the text machine.

A big frozen Coke fan on long trips. I've always wanted to drive from Auckland to Welly with a constant frozen Coke machine making them in the back of the car. So you have a vehicle that could house a frozen Coke machine. That would be so awesome. That's the thing as well. Let's go to Michelle. Hey Michelle. Yes.

What do you think Michelle? Ultimate road trip food. Fantails. Ellen's Fantails back. Do they still make Ellen's Fantails? Yeah they do. I know the fan tails. The back. Do they still make Ellen's fan tails? Yeah, they do. I know. The back.

I've found them in the back. Oh, the back. Okay. And you know why they're good, Michelle, is because they've also got those little questions, which are great for road trips. They were celebrity questions, right? Yes.

Or like stories about famous people, and that's why they were called fan tails. Were they a good lolly? Because that's kind of the criteria we've got to tick off. I know they're iconic, but did they actually taste good? They're like a chopped caramel kind of lolly, right, Michelle? They've got a gooey centre. So good.

I'm eating them right now. You're eating them right now? Not close to it. Okay, cool. Thanks, Michelle. We're going to go to Michael. Michael has a... Oh, God.

Michael has a solution for the beef stroganoff. Hi, Michael. Give it to me, Michael. Yeah, how you going? How can we make this beef stroganoff. Hi, Michael. Give it to me, Michael. Yeah, how you going? How can we make this beef stroganoff on the road trip happen? Well, you can make it exactly happen by actually putting it into a, like making your own pie. So you have a beef stroganoff pie.

Oh, Michael, you're the ideas man. I love that. Does a beef stroganoff pie go good cold though? Because baking an egg, cold, good. Everything tastes better when it's cold the next day. No, that's not true. What about soup? Yeah, same as a curry.

What about fish and chips? Absolutely not. Pizza? Yes. Possibly. All right, a beef stroganoff pie. A beef stroganoff pie. That's not the sort of thing we can pick up from mobile on our way

So if you want a beef stroganoff pie You have to pre-plan You've got to do the mahi to get the treats When it comes to the stroganoff pie It's like when you're a kid and your mum used to make Your chicken And cheese Sandwiches

Anything else Michael Other than beef stroganoff pie Do we need anything else? No, probably just a Coke. What about some cheese rolls? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Why not? Okay, let me just sum up the list of food we're taking.

So we're taking a beef stroganoff pie, a can of Coke, some fan tails and a cheese roll. And a frozen Coke. And a frozen Coke. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. man tails and a cheese roll. And a frozen Coke. And a frozen Coke. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. This is cool. This week, Birthday Banger is sponsored by our mates at GrabOne, who are also sponsoring the Venutula. If you win Birthday Banger, then you are going to score for yourself a $50 voucher. Shake, shake the room. Yeah. Did I say win Birthday Banger or win GrabOne? I said it right, eh? Yeah, voucher. Boom. Shake, shake the room. Yeah.

Did I say win birthday banger or win GrabOne? I said it right, eh? Yeah, you said it right. Cool, cool, cool. Are you still second guessing yourself, Clint? You're doing fine. If you win birthday banger, you'll get a $50 GrabOne.co.nz to live huge with incredible deals at GrabOne.co.nz.

Let's kick it off with Jill. Hello, Jill. Hello there. How are you doing, guys? Good. Oh, where's that beautiful accent from? Are you from... Oh, the grand old county of Yorkshire. Oh, Yorkshire.

We love it, Jill. I'm not going to try. Good, thank you. And guys, I absolutely adore your show. You make my very dull drive home a lot better. Oh, we adore you, not just for saying that. So thank you very much. Let's figure out your birthday, Beg and Jill.

Yeah, what's your birthday? Okay, so a bit vintage, but the 30th of August, 1968. Perfect. You were 16 in 1984, Jill, on the 30th of August. And on that day, this was number one. What's love? This is really awesome. Woo! Was this on the radio frequencies of Yorkshire in 1984?

I think, yeah, the worldwide, I believe. Tina Turner. What's love got to do with it? There's something about this too, Jill, because this is the second time Tina Turner has come up on our show today. Yeah. Well, you know, she may be a slightly older chick, but she's still doing those great songs, eh? Is Tina Turner has come up on our show today. Yeah. Well, you know, she may be a slightly older chick, but she's still doing those great songs, eh?

Is Tina Turner the original Beyonce? I think so. Yeah, definitely. There's something in there, right? Okay, cool. That's one. Another one is Lauren. Hi, Lauren.

Hi, Loz. Hi. What's your birthday, Lauren? 14th September 1986. Okay, Lauren, you were 16 in 2002 on the 14th of September and this is your birthday banger. This is a banger.

You're laughing but are you into this? This is me like when I was 14. No, no, no, 16. And 16. No, just 16. I love it. This song didn't come out until you turned 16, Lauren.

That's the whole idea of the feature. She so copied me. Who copied? What? Avril Lavigne. She copied me. Avril Lavigne copied you? She so me. Who copied? What? Avril Lavigne. She copied me. Avril Lavigne copied you? She so did.

I'm, at what? I'm so confused. I was the original skater girl. Really? Okay, I'm with you now. Okay, now I'm on board. Thanks, Lauren. I was like, what?

Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi, how are you going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Crystal? 14th of May, 93. Okay, you were 16 going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Crystal? 14th of May, 93. Okay, you were 16 in 2009 on the 14th of May, and back in 2009, this topped the charts.

We're the ones who made you. And that's why, my love, you'll never win. Slightly off-brand Eminem. I thought it was going to be hard to compete with Tina Turner, but maybe not. Yeah. Hang on. Are you saying you're into this song or you're not into it?

It's not a bad song. Oh. Okay, cool. It's not my favourite Eminem song. I would have thought it was more of an Eminem B-side, like one of those albums. He's had a lot of albums. They couldn't all be great.

Yeah. Okay, no, wait there, Crystal. Still went to number one. It's Avril or Tina for me. It's Tina Turner all day for me. Yeah. And just because Jill's awesome. Because Jill's great.

I love her. Jill. Hi, thank you. Great, absolutely. You've got to play Tina Turner right, Jill. We've got a $50 Grab One voucher with your name on it. We're going to send that to you.

Fantastic. Thank you, guys, and enjoy the rest of your evening in the show. You too. Thanks, Jill. All right, catch ya. Bye. That it's only the thrill of boy meeting girl while the zips are trapped.

It's physical, only logical. You must try to ignore that it means more than that. What's love got to do, got to do with it? What's love but a second-hand emotion? What's love got to do, got to do with it? Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? It may seem to you that I'm acting confused when you're close to

me. If I tend to look dazed, I read it someplace. I've got cause to be. There's a name for it. There's a

phrase that says But whatever the reason You do it for me Oh, what's love got to do It's got to do with it What's love but a second-hand emotion What's love got to do, got to do with it? Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? I've been taking on a new direction

But I have to say I've been thinking about my own protection It scares me to feel this way. Oh, what's love got to do? It's got to do with it. What's love but a secondhand emotion? What's love got to do? It's got to do with it.

Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? Is it him? It's the winner of Birthday Banger for Jill. Tina Turner. I love Tina Turner. I love Tina Turner. Where is she? Well, she had a spot at Vegas for a bit. Right, okay. I'd go to that.

Yeah, residency there. I want to see her. I want to see Elton John, who I'm seeing next year. And I want to see Meatloaf. Apparently Meatloaf's show is awful, by the way. I've heard, yeah. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot.

It's our movie guessing game where you go head to head with Brie, our movie expert. And if you can beat her this week, you'll be scoring for yourself a pair of JBL Live headphones, Jessie. Yeah, awesome. Are you a movie nut? Can you do this? Can you take her down? You only have to get two out of three. You know what?

You've made me very nervous, but I think I can do it. These headphones are very cool. They have Google Assist and Amazon Alexa built in. If you win, you get them. If you lose, I get them. Because Bree's already got a pair. Well, no. I want Jessie to get them. No, but you I get them. Because Brie's already got a pair. Well, no. I want Jessie to get them. No, but you also want a window. But I also want to take you down,

Jessie. Oh, God. What a situation you're in. You know the rules, Jessie. Just yell out your name as soon as you think you know what the movie is. Don't wait for me to finish, okay? Okay. Here we go, guys. Good luck, everybody. First movie. When astronauts blast off from the planet Mars, they leave behind...

Bree. The Martian. The Martian is correct. Non-existent bonus point if you can name the lead character. Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Correct. Movie number two.

Jessie, you need this one to stay in the game, okay? Okay. How old are you? 27. Okay. So it's about even. It's about even. I'm just changing the movie.

No, that's so unfair. No, this one's good. Okay. Oh. No, you should get this. Single mother Tess Coleman and her teenage daughter Anna couldn't be more different. Free.

Freaky Friday. Damn it. Because I won, I get to pick who wins the prize. Jessie, you were so close. She was right. Were you going to get that? Did you know it? Yeah, I did.

Okay. The winner gets to pick who gets the prize, and I'm going to say. No, no. No, deliberating, deliberating., I did. Okay. The winner gets to pick who gets the prize, and I'm going to say... No, no. Oh, yep. No, deliberating, deliberating. No, Jessie. Oh, fine.

Okay, cool. Congratulations, Jessie. You got a pair of JBL Live headphones. Oh, thanks, but I'm kind of gutted. Yeah. She's devastated. Do you want to have a go at... Do you want to go with the last one?

Do you want to do one more and see if you can get a point? Yeah, redemption round. Okay. All right. Here we go. This is a recent movie. Okay. Recent-ish.

In 1998, a groundbreaking new group revolutionises music and pop culture. Bree. Bohemian Rhapsody. Bohemian Rhapsody is incorrect. Incorrect. Jessie, you want to have a guess? No, I don't even know it. That's fine.

I'll carry on. Changing and influencing hip-hop forever. Brie. Brie. Oh, I know the movie. I've seen it. It was really good. Three seconds.

Jessie? Jessie, do you want to have a guess? Is it Straight Out of Compton? Yeah! You're on the board. You deserve those headphones now. Well done, okay? We'll get them out to you.

Awesome, thank you. No worries. And thanks to JBL, our prize sponsor for the week. Very cool. We're stoked to have you guys on board. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Let me tell you about something that happened to me last night.

Yeah. You know me. Still same old G. You've just been low key. Same old G. I'm a big advocate for letting them out. Yeah, this is actually the second time you've brought this up on the show today. So, yes, I said before, if you were to get your own movie franchise,

it would be Farts and the Furious. You'd be in cars. You'd be in like souped up Japanese race cars. And instead of NOS. Instead of NOS, you'd have fart gas. And when you put it in, the car would go. I'm keen to watch that blockbuster. I'd be keen.

Blue fart flame coming out the back of your Honda Integra. The only content that I've brought to the show today is about farts. But you know what? Here we are. I think I might start to second guess myself whether that should be my philosophy in life. Good. I'm glad to hear it. Yeah.

A horrible thing happened to me last night. Oh, you followed through. No. No. I've got control right i'm a pro at this now i i went to go get something from my car last night and i was in my tracksuit pants and i got into the lift in my apartment building yeah and i live on the second floor and like it's very very quiet lift i think i i think i see my neighbors probably once every two weeks i rarely see someone yeah like you never run into anyone we've got new neighbors on the first floor at the moment and i haven't met them before but i know they're there because I can hear them and they've got young kids. Oh, okay.

And I got into the lift last night. That's fine because you live like a teenager. Yeah, pretty much. It's one for one. And I don't know what it is at the moment. I think I've got a high fiber diet, but I get into the lift last night and I let one go in the lift. It's because you're Fitspo at the moment. It's because you're having vegan curries and stuff.

Yeah. Which is fine. And it's not my fault. It's a natural thing. I know what happened. I know what happened now. And I let one go. Never let one go in a lift.

Why? Because it's a closed space. I've never seen anyone. It's a closed space. I've never seen anyone. So I've gotten to the lift. I've let one go. And I was standing there and it reeked like real bad.

There's no ventilation. There's none. The doors will open. It'll be fine. So I'm standing in the lift and it's all fine. And I was like, God, that stinks. And then next minute I see a look up to the right and it stops at one. And I was like, please don't stop.

Please don't stop. Please don't stop. The doors open on level one. Not one person, not one of my new neighbours. Six people. Six. There was six. It looked like, to me, what I could see,

a couple, young, their mum and dad, and two young children. This is their fault. This is their fault for taking the lift from level one. Exactly. They should have taken the stairs. Who takes the lift? Who takes the lift from level one. Exactly. They should have taken the stairs. Who takes the lift? They should have taken the stairs.

Who takes the lift from level one? So I've like, I've counted. Yep. I'm like, whoa, that is a lot of people. It is a very small lift. There is no. I've been in it. It's a very small lift.

Small. Yeah. There is nowhere to hide. Nowhere to hide. There's nowhere to hide in a big lift either, by the way. No. No, especially not after the thing that i'd just done in there and anyway they get into the lift and i was like well i'm just i'm

i'm accepting my fate at that point i'm like they're gonna smell it they'll know it's me i'm the only person here you know i'm probably gonna see them again very embarrassing but I'll get over it. They all pile into the lift. And obviously, as adults, we can be, you know, you wouldn't say anything. I wouldn't. It's embarrassing. You don't say anything. It's only one floor. It's one floor.

You suck it up. Or don't. Hold your breath. Yeah. It was at that point, the four-year-old looks around and then looks at, it was a young girl. She looks at her mum and I was like, oh my God, no. And she goes, mum, something smells like my nappy. That's when you turn to the kid and go, yeah, kid, you stink.

We're talking about new humans. Well, no, technically we are the new humans because scientists have uncovered a long lost cousin to us in a distant family tree in the Philippines. Right. okay. So they've uncovered remains of what is believed to be a new species of early human. Like a prehistoric human. Yeah. When do they think that human lived?

So they don't really know yet. There's not all that many. Well, they're saying it's 50,000 years plus old. 50,000? Yeah. Have humans been around for 50,000 years? Apparently so. Okay. So they've called the species the Homo Lisoninus.

Yeah, can you call it that in the current climate? Homo Lisoninus. It's a Homo sapiens. As long as they're not saying it in a derogatory way. Yeah, yeah. Like nothing wrong with being a homo lisonerous Just don't use it as an insult Right

Which I mean I've never really done research into this But apparently they have found Like fossils and other teeth and stuff From other species before Other species of humans Yeah Right

So in 2004 Well they're missing one link, right? The missing link that connects us to apes. Yeah. The transitional man. Do you know how they say that we, the human species, derive from Africa and then kind of spread. The cradle of life. Yeah, exactly.

And spread out from there. Yeah. These other human species that they've found are in different parts of the world. Like the ones that they found in 2004 were found in Indonesia. Yeah. And they called, they nicknamed that species the Hobbit. Because it was short? Because they were really short.

They were about a metre, 1.1 metres tall. And this new one's in the Philippines? So this is in the Philippines. And they said that they've never seen this species of human before. Yeah. And they've only found, they've found some fossil bones, teeth, and that's about it at this stage. What makes it different to any other human? Well, they're saying that they can tell from the fossil bones and the actual teeth that

they're different from owls and they're different from the other species. Did it have wings? No. Did it have gills? No. Did it have horns? No. Did it have, like No. Did it have gills? No. Did it have horns? No. Did it have like a monkey tail?

Like, is there anything cool about this human that like... Not really. Nothing. They're just kind of, they were short as well, apparently. Short? Do you reckon? Yeah. Yeah.

I think that we have gotten taller as a species over time. Yeah. Congratulations. That's correct. But I think obviously all these species were quite short. Yeah, congratulations. That's correct. But I think, obviously, all these species were quite short. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we've got taller as evolution's gone on, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You didn't discover that fact? No. Oh, cool. Just checking. Not in the 15 minutes of research that you did on the Herald website today, you've derived that conclusion.

Thank you, David Attenborough. Thank you for enlightening us this afternoon. Are there any other interesting facts about this person that you'd like to tell us? Did I say the homo lasagna? Yeah, you said that. Okay, cool. Here's Carly. ZM's Free and Clint.

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