ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – April 15th 2019

Episode Date: April 15, 2019

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Have we found a toy for you? It's a former people mover. It turns more heads than any other car I've ever seen in my life. My life. The Venute is coming. Bree and Clint, on tour in the Venute. Holy crap! Oh my god!

We're here, we're live! Woo! How is this for a location to do a radio show? I mean, you know when people have those days and they're like, say they're on holiday, they're in Fiji, and they put up a photo and they go, today's office. Literally, that is us today. That is us. Our studio is the main Mount Maunganui beach.

We are sitting on the beach outside. We're outside the Venute as well. We're literally the Venutes here. We're outside the surf club here at Mount Maunganui. Can you smell that, Bree? Can you smell that? It's freedom, baby. Smells good to me.

That's the open road. How nice is it here? We are on tour. We have taken the Venute from Auckland this morning. We were on with Fletch Von Amigen at 8am. We got straight on the motorway, straight into rush hour traffic. That was great planning from us. We headed down country.

We've gone via Pairoa. You've seen the big L&P bottle. Loved it. We've gone via Pairoa. You've seen the big L&P bottle. Loved it. We've been around Tauranga today, and here we are on the Mount Beach to broadcast our show this afternoon. We've had an absolutely ripping day, and what a place to end the day right here in Mount Maunganui. No breakdowns either.

No breakdowns so far. Oh, we have to give it to the old girl, eh? She goes well. She goes bloody well. We've learned that the Speedo's out by about 25 kilometres. Also, if you are coming down, we are right outside the brand new surf club here in the Mount. I think we've found the only bit of shade,

like the only cold spot on the whole beach. How do we manage this? I don't know, mate. We've got a great show for you guys today, including everything we've got up to in the Venute, plus lots of chance for you to get to Auckland for Marvel Studios' Avengers Endgame. We are assembling New Zealand.

In fact, let's do one right now. Let's find out where the latest location is. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. As we said, we are broadcasting live from the beautiful main Mount Beach this afternoon. I'm never leaving here, Clint. No, right? I found my spot. This is my forever spot.

Can this be a permanent ZM outpost? Like. It's been great. I mean, it's pretty good. Pretty good. We hit the road this morning in rush hour traffic and we're driving the Venute. So enough people were looking at us, right? Yeah.

Enough people were turning their heads going, what the hell is wrong with that vehicle? Where's the, where's the rest of it? It looks like a mullet. There's either not enough van there or there's too much ute. Either way, I don't think that thing's legal. Well, believe it or not, it is legal. Which is interesting because we thought we would be the weirdest thing in traffic that we saw this morning.

We weren't the weirdest thing. We'd been on this road for 30 seconds and if you know Auckland City, we'd pulled up next to the police station. The big police station. So kind of the place where you'd want to be following as many road rules as possible, right? Where you want to have concentration on the road. You don't want to be on your phone. You don't know what's going on. You don't want to be driving a heavily modified 1989 Toyota HiAce van, you know?

You want to play by the rules. And it's when you and I both spotted at the same time a guy sitting in traffic, no joke, shaving his beard. He had an electric shaver, and he was going around and around and around and around his face. He was using the rear view mirror. Like, he was getting great coverage. So you were telling me, so the electric shavers, if I'm not wrong, all the hair goes everywhere.

All it does is it cuts it on your face. Right. And then it drops. Like, any girl who has a boyfriend who shaves in the bathroom, bane of their life, right? It's always covered in beard here. So that guy is just shaving clippings. There's a guy with a big beard nodding, looking at us, stroking his beard while we're saying this. And the beach is going, Clint's right.

He knows how beards work. That is disgusting. No, it gets more disgusting than that. He has no beard. So he was just shaving his stubble off. So what it's doing is it's taking tiny little bits of hair and also shaving bits of skin off at the same time too. And literally throwing it out into his car. It's just dropping into his lap and into his car.

That is rotten. And then it was weird because five minutes later, we've pulled up at another set of lights, and there's a lady putting on a full face of makeup at the set of lights whilst driving. Both of these people were the driver of the vehicle. She had a compact, and she was putting on powder, right? She looked amazing.

She was doing a good job. She had flawless natural it was like natural glow or something like that. You're in the middle of Auckland, in the city, you might want to concentrate. How much of a rush are you in? That's the thing,

that's the thing I'm wondering. Like, wake up five minutes earlier. That's the situation you're finding yourself in. You know what's interesting? Yeah. Because if they were eating food

or something, I'd probably be like, respect. Nah, it depends on the meal. If it's toast at that, respect. No, no. It depends on the meal. If it's toast at that time of the morning, yeah. That's a car meal. But if you're in the car having a bowl of cereal and it's sloshing around side to side,

anything that's a two-handed job. Or if it's an Eggs Benny, not a car meal. Like your idea of the beef stroganoff last week. Hey. Still not a car meal. Still keen on that beef stroganoff in the venute. We've got a question for you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. What did you see someone doing whilst driving a car meal. Still keen on that beef stroganoff in the venute. We've got a question for you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. What did you see someone doing whilst driving a car?

Yeah, yeah. And you were like, they shouldn't really be doing that. We've already had some very dodgy submissions via the Bree and Clint Instagram account, where you can see this man shaving, by the way, and that lady putting on her makeup. It's in our story. We've got video evidence of both. We'll share those with you next but call us with yours. What have you seen someone doing while driving?

0800 dials ZM. You can text us on 9696. This is ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We're live from the main Mount Beach. We're on tour in the Venute right now thanks to grabone.co.nz.

If you come down and get a photo with the Venute, you're in the draw to win a – or you've got to put it on your social media and hashtag it Venute. You're in the draw for a $1,000 Grab One prize pack. A lot of people already coming down to just get a photo. A lot of photos going on. A lot of people I've seen taking photos that I don't think they know that this is like a wacky radio station thing. They're like, what the hell are those fans doing? There's some overseas people and they're like,

oh, this must be something put in by Tourism Bay of Plenty. This must be some kind of art installation where they've created a van. This is now a statue that's going to stay permanently here in the mountains. Oh, wouldn't that be good? We've been on tour this morning. We left Auckland first thing this morning, and as soon as we got on the road, we see a guy shaving his face in his car. A electric shaver just going to town. What a grossie. this morning and as soon as we got on the road, we see a guy shaving his face in his car. Like, what a...

Electric shaver, just going to town. What a grossie. I mean, good that he's taking pride in his appearance, but he sacrificed all pride in his vehicle. And then we backed it up five minutes later. We saw a woman fully applying her makeup, head to toe. Leaving aside all safety implications, just what are you up to?

What are you up to? You know what I would really be impressed to see? A lady applying liquid eyeliner in traffic. Now that would be something to see. Yeah, right. Because that's nearly impossible out of traffic, Clinton. Stab yourself in the eyeball and then cause a five-car pileup. But we're asking you this afternoon, I know $800 in him,

what have you seen someone doing while they're in their car? There's some really, really good text coming through on the text machine. I don't know where to start. Someone has said, I used to be a police officer and I pulled over a girl for speeding. When I asked her the reason, she pulled out cue cards and said she was studying. Wow. Wow. That's brilliant.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Surfboard down. The Ven That's brilliant. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Surfboard down. The Venuta's falling apart. We've bought a surfboard with it so that we look surfy, but we don't know how to use it. No one knows how to surf. Let's go to the phones.

Hey, William, what did you see someone doing while they were driving? So we were going down the main street. Yeah, where? Whereabouts? In Christchurch. All right, yeah, good. Yeah, where? Whereabouts? In Christchurch. Alright, yeah, good. Yeah, and we looked over and we saw someone brushing their teeth.

Brushing their teeth? Where were they spitting? They rolled down their window and spat out the window. You're joking. Well, do you know if there was liquid involved or was it a dry brush and then they're just spitting the goo out? Because, I mean, yeah.

So what I saw was he put toothpaste on his toothbrush and it looked like he put it in his mouth and then he sipped his drink bottle, googled or brushed his teeth and then spit it out the window. Good, that's just good basic hygiene. I like that. It's innovative. Hey, Michael, welcome to the show.

Hello, Mike. Hey, how are you? Good, thank you. What did you see someone doing whilst driving a car? I've seen someone transporting a tramp on top of the roof and he was hand out the window holding on to it. Now, that's just stupidity. Now, are we talking like a big transport truck

or something like that, a vehicle with roof racks made for transporting a trampoline on top of it? It was a Honda Civic, and the trampoline pretty much fitted around it. Right, okay. Well, I mean, if you've got a tramp up there and you have a crash,

maybe you'll just bounce off. Maybe it works as like a layer of protection. I don't know. I saw that same thing. There was an article in Aussie once, but it was a guy on a scooter and he had a barbecue wrapped around him. A full-on outdoor barbecue. Wrapped around him. So he was kind of sitting in, like underneath the barbecue, driving the scooter.

There's a really good text here too someone on 9696 what did you see someone doing driving a car best thing i've seen someone doing whilst driving strumming up a storm on an acoustic guitar maybe the head unit was broken maybe they could maybe they don't have a band expander and they couldn't get they couldn't get zed in right that case, I mean, what should you concentrate on? The music or actually driving the vehicle? I don't want to drive if there's no music. Last one. Isabella, welcome to the show. Hi.

I was in the car and I saw some guy just picking his nose and then he stuck his other finger up his nose and he was double picking both nostrils. He went for the double pick isabella yeah who's doing a double fingering oh hang on no sorry who's doing who even when they're not driving who's getting both fingers in there like can you do it do it for me right now we're in public but your fingers almost touch inside your nose it's not even like you get a good pic. Not ideal. What did he do with it after that, Isabella? I didn't see that.

But, yeah, he looked like half his finger up his nose. Okay. Can I just say my favorite one that's come through on the Instagram? Yeah. Because we put this on Instagram. Someone said they saw someone driving whilst also eating a full plate of lasagna with a knife and fork. MVP. Well done.

Zidim Spree in Clint. The podcast. Here in Tauranga this afternoon, obviously we're on the Venute road trip. This is our first stop. We're here at the Mount outside the surf club. And we've got our mate Emily who's come down. Hello, mate. Yo.

I loved what emily said when she came over to the venute she said she's tried to stay off all social media haven't you what'd you say tried to stay off at all so i could see it in real life yeah you've come down to witness the venute with virgin eyes i ran from work really i drove i didn't run well i don't know if we've got a drum roll handy harry or anything i mean i didn, we didn't organise this, but this is the grand reveal. Pretend you're seeing it for the first time right now. It's amazing. Oh, there's the drum roll.

Hang on. Live review from Emily. What do you think? Oh, it's well worth it. I want it. I'll take it home if I can. What do you drive? This Impulsa.

Yeah, okay. It's older than me. It's great. Yeah, okay. But this is way better. What are the practical uses for this vehicle that you see in your life? Like, how could you see it playing a part? Camping.

Yeah. Travelling. Yeah. Moving. Yeah. Wild parties. You could put a good party in there. A giant chili bin in the back.

Yeah. It'd be great. Could you drive it? Can you drive column shift? Yep. You can? Yeah. Sounds like your type of vehicle.

I'm ready. I'm ready. What are you doing for the rest of the week? Apparently coming with you guys now. She was already inviting herself. How lovely. On an annual leave in now is fine. Yeah, come on down.

How much do you think it's worth? Do you know how much Bree paid for this vehicle? No, I don't want to know. No, you don't want to know. I don't want to know. Say you're in Bree's situation. You see this thing on Facebook and you've fallen in love with it as much as she did. How much would you pay for it without having actually seen it, driven it,

understood how much work needed doing to it? How much money would you put down over the phone? Whatever it took. It would be fine. You can't find personal loans there for a reason. You can't put a price on this kind of vehicle, can you? No. $2,000. Yeah. $3,000.

$5,000. Yeah. Okay, well you're crazy. That's too much money. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We are on tour in the Venute. What was your favorite part about today? Well, you're going to hear soon. We took the Venute to a racetrack, and we did some skids. Because we went to a controlled area.

I've wanted to do skids in this thing since we got it. And something we found out today, I had no idea. It's rear wheel drive. So it should do good skids. Did it? You'll find out a little bit later. All right, mate. But my favorite thing was seeing the giant LMP bottle.

So part of this road trip is not just taking the Venute around to meet the people. It's taking Bree around to see New Zealand too. Because you've never been to half these places, right? No. I do love the Mount, though. I've fallen in love already, I think. You've lived in New Zealand for. Because you've never been to half these places, right? No, I do love the Mount though. I've fallen in love already, I think. You've lived in New Zealand

for about 12 months? Yeah, over 12 months. And weirdly, this is the first time you've come to the Mount as a beach person from Queensland. This is my favourite place. How have I not been here yet?

This is the Summer Bay of New Zealand. Is that fair to say? Are there any Mount locals here? This is the Summer Bay of New Zealand, right? Where's Alf? He's over there. Where is he? Oh, there he is! Alf? He's over there. Where is he? Oh, there he is.

He looks different in New Zealand. Yeah, he looks younger. He does look younger. Sexier, some would say. More ravenous. Maybe ripped. I don't know. Keep your shirt on, sir.

Calm down. What we did do, though, which you need to do, if you're a good New Zealander, you'll take anybody who visits to the L&P bottle in Pairoa. Yes. Now, don't be fooled. If you're coming via Auckland and going that way. They try and trick you. There's a new one that they've built, and it's weird.

It's like they built a plastic one. It's like the 90s shape of the bottle. Ain't nobody going to want a photo with that. Ain't nobody got time for that. We drove in, and Bree very politely goes, Oh, it's cool, and there's a cafe. Oh, it's neat. And I was a cafe. Oh, it's neat. And I was like, that's not the bottle.

That's an imitation bottle, OK? That's not even the real bottle. And then when I saw the real bottle, I mean, it was cool. It kind of looked like a giant turd. No, see, that is blasphemous. That is, I would go as far as to say that's rude. That's racist. It's literally a big brown thing.

It is a big brown thing. A big brown bottle of delicious liquid, okay? Look, you not only had never been to Paito or never been to the L&P bottle, you'd never tasted L&P either. I couldn't believe this is my first time. I've been here for over a year. How have I never tasted this delicious drink? We got your bottle in the most historic of places to try it, outside the actual L&P bottle.

You're going to hear the first taste test in a second. Be prepared. The audio you're about to hear is offensive. If the Prime Minister hears it, you'll be deported from our country. No, you will. You will. You may as well have wiped your bum with an All Blacks jersey.

But play it. There's still time. Let's hear Bree's first taste of L&P. You're at the L&P bottle, and you're trying your first L&P. Kind of tastes like Solo. No, it tastes unique. This is our drink. Nothing like a Solo on a hot day.

All right, this is over. I've had enough. For those who don't know, a Solo is a shitty Australian lemon drink. Oh, come on. That tastes nothing like L&P. Solo is our version of L&P. Yeah, mate. That's like going into the Vatican and they give you the church wine and you go,

it tastes like Ribena. You know? You were at the L&P bottle and you still have the nerve to say that it tastes like an Australian drink. I just, I just, I don't know, mate. I don't know. Mate, would you expect anything less from me? I farted on the same plane as the Prime Minister of this country. We've got a question for you this afternoon, loosely tied to that rant that we just had. What haven't you tried? Bree hadn't tried L&P. What is the thing that you haven't tried that when people hear that you haven't done it, they go, are you kidding me? How?

What have you not tried? What have you not done? Yeah. No, what have you not tried? What have you not tasted yet? And how old are you? 0800 dial ZM. Let us know on the phones this afternoon.

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. We're on tour in the Venute. Thanks to Grab One. You can come down and see the Venute with your own eyes if you would like to. Get photo use the hashtag you can win that uh thousand dollar grab one voucher brie look at the beautiful jersey that boy is wearing that black jersey all blacks love it all blacks that's a piece of kiwiana right there yep you know what else is kiwiana lmp lmp a completely no you can't get that anywhere else in the world no it tastes like tastes like Solo in Australia. Harry, can you play the clip one more time of Bree trying LMP for the first time today? You're at the LMP bottle and you're trying your first LMP. It kind of tastes like Solo.

No, it tastes unique. This is our drink. Nothing like a Solo on a hot day. All right, this is over. I've had enough. It's like you did a poo in the beehive. Hey, there's still time. I didn't say it was bad.

I said it was delicious, but it tasted very similar, surprisingly similar to the drink in Australia called Solo. She said that in front of the L&P bottle in Pairoa, by the way. Just so we're all clear. That was your first time trying it, and we are asking this afternoon on 0800-DIALS-IT-M, what haven't you tried? And how old are you? Yeah.

Should we go phones first? You want to read these texts out. Let's go to the phones first. Okay. Chels. Hi. Welcome to the show. Hi, Chelsea.

Hi. How are you? Good, thanks. How old are you? I'm 21 next month. Right. And what haven't you tried? I've never had kiwi fruit. Pardon tried? I've never had kiwi fruit.

Pardon me? You've never had kiwi fruit. Yeah. Is that because, I can kind of understand this, is it because the skin and the shape of them, they kind of look like balls? Yes. It kind of looks like ball bags, right? Can you say ball bags on the radio?

Too late. Ball bags. You can say it now. And what? Wait, you're a Kiwi? Yeah, I was born on the South Island. Born on the South Island, born and bred Kiwi, but you've never had a Kiwi fruit. Are you interested in trying it or you've decided it's not for you?

I just don't like mushy things. Yeah, fair enough. It is very mushy. It is quite mushy, I'm not going to lie. Plus now I've described it as ball bags, so good luck getting that out of your head. Let's go, Sophie. Hi, fair enough. It is very mushy. It is quite mushy, I'm not going to lie. Plus now I've described it as ball bag, so good luck getting that out of your head. Let's go Sophie. Hi Sophie, welcome to the show. Hi Soph. Hi. How old are you Sophie? I'm 12. You're 12 and what have you never tried before? I've never had mac and cheese. You haven't lived. Sophie, do you live in an orphanage?

No. You've never lived. Have you wanted to try it? No, not really. It's one of life's great pleasures. It's honestly one of the best things I've ever put in my mouth. Are your parents like, do you live in a carb-free household? Do your parents not eat pasta?

Are your parents paleo? No. Why would they make you a mac and cheese? Are your parents paleo? No. Why would they make you a mac and cheese? Is your house a prison, Sophie? What are your parents doing to you? I don't know. You don't sound as phased as we are. Are you interested in trying it? No, not really. Nope.

Girl! You know why she's fine? Because she doesn't know what she's missing out on. That's the thing. Ignorance is, well, not bliss in this situation. Some text coming in. Someone said, I'm 30 and I've never had KFC. How have you managed that? Have you never been hungover? Pretty much.

Maybe they never have been hungover. Have you never stood outside a KFC and gone, oh, I want some of that? What about this other text? I'm 40 and I've never tried Nutella. Yeah, they said I'm not interested in that shit. Someone suggested L&P with bourbon. Well, you are playing with fire there, my friend. See, now I'm on board.

Let's get one more on. Lucy's on the phone. Hi, Lucy. Hi, Luce. Hi. How old are you, Lucy? I'm 12. You're 12 as well, and what have you never tried?

I've never had Coke. Really? How come? I don't know. My parents have never really, like, they said I could try it, but I'm not really interested in trying it. I don't know. That's cool.

This is the thing that's going to happen, because you've gone this long without it, and your body's never been introduced to it. The first time you have it, you're going to be like a rocket. You'll be bouncing off the floor. As soon as the sugar gets into your system, you might explode. In fact, maybe don't drink it. For safety's sake, maybe don't drink it.

And Lucy, do you think LMP tastes like Solo? I've never had Solo. But you're assuming it would, right, Lucy? Yeah. Yeah, see, Lucy's with me. You're're assuming it would, right, Lucy? Yeah. Yeah, see, Lucy's with me. You're a bad New Zealander, Brie. Zidim, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.

Spy.co.nz Dean, you delicious human. What's happening in Hollywood? Oh, my goodness. Hello, everyone. Look, I miss you guys. You know what? Everyone in Hollywood is talking about Coachella and the Venute.

Let's be honest. Back and forward. I can't keep up. But look, let's talk Coachella because, you know, we've got to change something from Venute for one second. They are loving it. I can just see Paris Hilton taking it to Coachella next year. The Venute?

Well, they are the two biggest trending things on Instagram at the moment, right? Coachella and photos of the Venute. That's the reality that we're living in at the moment. I've got a question for you about Coachella, Dean, because it's become less about the music and it's become very much about getting a nice Instagram photo in front of the Ferris wheel. Pretty much, that's the only reason people go.

Is Coachella on the verge of becoming uncool because of that? Yes. Yes. Yes. A hundred percent. So it used to be this like, you know, it was like more of like a word of mouth type of thing. Now it's so commercialized.

It's so ridiculous. And everyone poses in front of the big Ferris wheel with the flower thing in their hair that it is becoming a little bit uncool. What's really cool when you're in the desert, because I've been to Coachella before, right, they have all these house parties, and the house parties are really, really cool. Like, you're like, too cool to go to Coachella,

you go to the house parties. Yesterday, my friend was at a house party, and Snoop Dogg jumps on a microphone and just starts rapping at the house party. How cool is that? It's really, it's a place to be. Everything's going down at Coachella. Yeah, that's what you want to do. That's where a place to be. Everything's going down to Ketone's finger.

That's what you want to do. That's where you want to be. And they've probably got a rule where like no Instagram photos at these parties. Pretty much. Snoop's going to do some crazy shit. We can't have anybody film it. Also, Dean, I'm super excited

about the Hills reboot. What's happening with that? Oh my goodness. Okay, drama. Here's some exciting news about this. I'm excited for it as well. Heidi, Spencer, they're all shooting the show.

Brodie Jenner. Now, Brodie Jenner is Caitlyn Jenner's son and Kylie and Kendall's brother, half-brother, right? He has been axed from the show. Now, what happened was he was shooting scenes, rah, rah, rah. He demanded more money. In fact, he said, look, give me more money or I'm not going to shoot any more scenes. The producers were like, you're not that big of a deal. They've axed him from the show.

Misha Barton will still be on the show, but Brodie Jenner absolutely axed. And, you know, of course, I've talked to every time Misha Barton comes up in conversation, I need to tell you, she crashed her car into the front of my building. You remember that, Bree? Yeah. She crashed her U-Haul into your apartment. Yeah, the U-Haul. You've got to forgive Misha Barton at some time in your that, Bree? Yeah. She crashed her U-Haul into your apartment. Yeah, the U-Haul. You've got to forgive Misha Barton at some time in your life, okay?

No. You've got to move on. Claim to fame. Claim to fame. She's dealing with enough, Dean. She's dealing with enough. Fair point. That's Dean McCarthy.

You know what? If she was driving the Venute, she would not have had that problem. It would have fit perfectly. See? See? The Venute is a highly practical vehicle. Thank you, Dean McCarthy. He's live from Hollywood Spires, brought to you by the Ridges Auckland,

featuring New Zealand's only unique dining in the dark experience. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Bree and Clint, we are live from the Mount today. This is ZM. We're in the Venute. We're on tour. We're going all right. It's all happening, mate. We're holding everything together. There are some from the Mount today. This is ZM. We're in the Venute. We're on tour. We're going alright. It's all happening, mate. We're holding everything together. There are some people here getting a photo

with the Venute. What do you guys think of her, by the way? It's great. It's a beautiful vehicle, eh? She's got sex appeal. I wouldn't, I don't know if I'd go that far. Have you had any propositions? You don't like this back end? She's got a good looking back end, if you ask me. Have you ever said that to anybody before? You don't like this back end? She's got a good-looking back end, if you ask me. Have you ever said that to anybody before?

You don't like this back end? A few times. We are on to it. Thanks for Grab One. If you come and get a photo with the Venote, either here or in Hamilton tomorrow. We're going to be at the base in Hamilton tomorrow. Yes, or if you see her on the road. Anywhere.

Put it up. Hashtag Venote. You're in the draw for a $1,000 Grab One prize pack. We've had a lot of fun in this today already. And what we've got right here is a montage. It's a montage. Oh, everybody needs a montage. So check this out.

This is our Venute road trip so far. Bree and Clint on tour in the Venute. Sing it. The Venute is coming. Okay, we've made it to Nartia, Tony. Now, obviously, you know engineering. Can you rate the Venute for us? Yeah, it's looking pretty good.

In your opinion, does it look like the mullet of vehicles? Yeah, I'd say that's a pretty good description, actually. How much would you be willing to pay for it? Oh, it's priceless, mate. You can see that. You're at the L&P bottle and you're trying your first L&P. Kind of tastes like Solo. No, it tastes unique. This is our drink.

Nothing like a Solo on a hot day. All right, this is over. I've had enough. We're going to see who can do the best skid. We've got Steve, who's a professional commentator. Oh, it looks like he's starting into a sloppy turn. Takes the left-hander. Where is he going?

It wasn't very good, was it? While she's revving the engine, she's got it up to 8,000 RPM. Oh, kicks it sideways. Is the mic okay? She's come out. She's come out. The mic's gone off. How we going? Bree and Clint

on tour in the Venutes. You hear our skid competition there at the end. I mean, I'm man enough to admit this. You smoked me in the skid competition. Wasn't my first time skidding. Well, it's not my first time skid competition there at the end. You, I mean, I'm man enough to admit this. You smoked me in the skid competition. It wasn't my first time skidding. Well, it's not my first time skidding either. In a few different ways.

True, actually. Why would I ever take you on in a skid competition? Tomorrow we'll do a backfire competition and you'll win that as well. I'm also an expert in that, so. If you want to know if the Venute is coming anywhere near you, our full schedule is up on our Instagram. Just search Bree and Clint.

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. On tour, we're in the mountains. We're at the beach as the sun goes down. Isn't this beautiful? This is absolutely stunning. All we need is some cocktails and like a small cheese board. Ooh, a bit of a cheese platter. Oh, that would be delightful.

Let's play a game. Let's play Trash or Treasure. Trash or Treasure. Actually, a cheese board would go very well with this game. What a job. Oh, what a competition. Tell us how Trash or Treasure works. So essentially, we give you an item that was on Antiques Roadshow,

and all you have to do is tell us whether it was worth under 5,000 pounds or over 5,000 pounds. So obviously, if it's less than five grand, it's trash in your opinion. Exactly. God, you've got a high bar. In an antiques opinion, I'm saying. Okay, very simple. Luke, you're going to play this game. You need two out of three to win the prize,

and if you do, we've got some mobile fuel for you, okay? All right. Oh, sweet. If you can't get two out of three, then Arnie is going to get the prize for doing absolutely nothing. So you decide who's better off. That's fine. Are you ready to hear your first item?

I am. All right, Luke, listen very carefully. Here comes the first item. As a child, my father saw his grandpa go to the mantel, pick the pig up, uncork it, take a swig of whiskey, put it back on the mantel. This flask is an atypical flask for the Anna Pottery Pig Flask. Okay, so we have a... What the hell was that? You can't see it, so let me explain it.

It's a pottery pig flask with a cork in the bum of the pig. And then you swig from the bum of the pig. Very classy, Luke. What do you think? Trash or treasure? I reckon that's trash. You reckon that's trash? It's trash.

Treasure in my eyes. He's saying trash. Let's go to the audio. Valued in today's market at auction somewhere between $3,000 and $4,000. Wow. Very good. Very good, Luke. Well done.

That's one to you, Luke. All you need is one more. Are you ready for your second item? Also, you paid $3,000 for the Venute. How much would you have paid for the Peg Whiskey Bum Blast? A lot more than that. Here's your second item, Luke. Good luck.

What we have here is an American platinum, yellow gold, diamond, and ruby brooch. A gold brooch, essentially. Diamonds and rubies. Yeah. What do you think, Luke? Trash or treasure? I'm going to go with treasure on this one, surely. If it's over 5,000 pounds,

it's treasure, and if it's under, it's trash. Let's check it out. If this was to be sold at auction, I would expect it to bring somewhere between 10,000 to 15,000. Awesome. He's done it. He's done it. You have an ear for this.

You should get a job at like a Salvation Army or something because you can find some real bargains. Do you want to go for the clean sleep? Do you want to see if you can get all three? No, yeah. There's no risk. There's no risk. You've won the prize.

Yeah, why not? All right, let's go for item number three. So these chairs are in fact what we call Chippendale mahogany dining chairs. They would have been made in the north shore of Massachusetts. They were likely made between about 1760 and 1780. Set of Chippendale chairs. Some very old chairs. What do you reckon?

Not the rescue rangers. Antique furniture. Trash or treasure? No, it's got treasure. All right, let's check it out. Here we go. I would say for the pair, I think I would conservatively estimate them at $20,000 to $40,000 at auction. That's some crappy old chairs.

That's some old-ass chairs. I get a bit of freedom for that. And the cushions aren't all worn out. Nice work, Luke. You've got the mobile fuel. Cool. Cheers for that. No worries. You wait there, and we't all worn out. Nice work, Luke. You've got the mobile fuel. Cool. Cheers for that. No worries.

You wait there and we will sort you out. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I don't know if you're ready for this story. Really? One of my friends told me this story, and I need you guys on 0800DIALZM to tell me what you think my mate should do. So get this. One of my mates, she's went out on the weekend, had a great night.

She's met a young man. Beautiful. They've hit it off. Yeah. Bonded. Yeah. She's decided that she wanted to take him to her house to show her some work she was having done on the bathroom.

Oh, that night. Yeah. And he had to go that night because he couldn't go. Is he a plumber? Exactly. Is he? Exactly. So he's gone home with her.

He's come around to check out the pipes. Yeah, so he's gone home. See how the water works. He's taken the plunger. He's gone home with her that night. Yeah. They've had a lovely evening. Yeah, which is great.

I'm all about that. Very fun. Yeah. The next morning, she woke up. He was gone. Oh, I'm not about that. He'd done the runner. Yeah.

Nowhere to be seen. She hadn't got his number. She only knew his first name, and he did tell her his last name, but she reckons it was a fake name. But get this. Yeah. He's accidentally left behind a very expensive watch. Okay, so he's going to be back.

You'd think so. Yeah. Right? She's tried to get in touch with him. She's tried to find him on Instagram, and she's tried to look him up with the name that he gave her. Can't find him. She thinks...

He has a girlfriend? She doesn't know, but all she knows is he did the runner, and she reckons he gave her a fake name. Because there's two schools of thought here. One, he gave her the fake name and did a runner because he has a girlfriend. Maybe. And he's a dirty dog. Yes.

The other school of thought is actually the opposite, because if you leave something behind at someone's house after a one-night bathroom visit, it's because you want a reason to get back in touch you know you you're actually you're actually planting this little seed to go oh hey it was great to see you the other night oh by the way did i leave my really expensive watch at your house can i come around or maybe maybe we'll catch up my question also it's a good flex too if you leave a really expensive item too because they go damn this guy's rich. Yeah, you don't want to leave, you know, something a bit dodgy,

like your old undies or something. Hey, did I leave my half-used vape at your house? Did I leave my Velcro closing watch, my Velcro closing wallet at your house? She said to me, she's like, you know, I feel a little bit gutted that he just up and left. Yeah. What do I do with the watch? Give it to Clint.

Is that an option? That's not an option. Does she, A, sell it now, or B, wait a week and sell it? It's going to be really, really awkward if she sells it now out of spite. Like, it's Monday. You've got to remember this. I assume this happened on Saturday night. Yes.

It's Monday. If she sells it tonight and he gets back in touch and it was all legit, he goes, sorry, I had to leave early. Imagine if he's like, I had such a good time. I'd really love to take you out on a date, and I'd also love to get my watch back. Are you keen for this Saturday night? And then she's like, oh.

Good news and bad news. Keen to go out. And I can pay because I've made a lot of money from selling something. Three grand, actually. Bad news is it's your watch. My advice is hold on to the watch. If you really want to know what I think. A couple of weeks.

Two weeks. I want to know from you guys. 0800 dials at M. Yeah. What should she do? Yeah, okay. And what's really going on here as well is what I'd like people's you guys. 0800 dials at M. Yeah. What should she do? Yeah, okay. And what's really going on here as well is what I'd like people's opinion on. Yep.

What's the deal with this guy? What do you think's the vibe? My gut is off about it. I think he's hiding something. Otherwise, he would have been back in touch by now. If he doesn't get in touch with her. Yeah. What does she do with it?

There you go. 0800 dials at M. Text us 9696 or come and see us. We're on the beach. Come down and tell us what you think. We're in Mount Maunganui. You've got three great options this afternoon. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast.

We're live at the Mount today on the Venute Road Trip. Yeah, we're down at the Surf Club if you want to come and visit. You have posed a juicy question this afternoon, might I say. We are discussing one of my mates. She was having a conversation with me the other night night she said she met this nice young fellow out they hit it off she took him back to her place to look at her bathroom that's it um they had a lovely evening together he looked at her bed as well didn't he yeah he looked at her bed um he um made sure the sheets were all good and It got quite late, so he stayed the night? He did, he did.

He stayed over, and then the next morning, he was nowhere to be seen. He'd up and left without saying anything. Was he gone before she woke up? Gone before she woke up. Right, which is always disappointing. Yeah, so she believes he gave her a fake name. If someone's kind enough to show you their tapware, you at least owe them. Stay for breakfast, you know.

Stay for breakfast. The twist in the story is that he has left behind a very nice, expensive-looking watch. Yeah, joke's on you, sucker. Little bit. What do you do? So you want to know, should she sell the watch or not? I'm also quite interested in, what's your take on this guy? What's his MO?

What's the deal? Yeah, what's his vibe? If he doesn't get in touch with her, because she's tried to get in touch with him, because my mate's a good human, and nowhere to be seen, hasn't heard from him, nothing. What a shame it's not an iWatch or something. She could have just gone, hey, watch, ring your owner. Is that how they work? I don't know.

That's not how they work. I don't have one. Let's go straight to the phones. Hi, Rosie. Welcome to the show. Hi. Rosie, what do you think my mate should do? I definitely think she should sell the watch.

I reckon that he's a dirty dog. He's a dirty dog. Yeah. No. Who gives a fake name? Well, we don't know that it was a fake name as well. That's the thing. Yeah, we're not sure yet, but what do you think his vibe was?

Do you think he was, you know, just there for the tap wear and then wanted to get out? Yeah, I think so. I think he enjoyed the taps. I think I'm thinking maybe he's got a girlfriend at home that's a bit rusty or something. I don't know. The old taps and go. Yeah. The old pay wave, eh? Interesting. Okay, thanks. Eliza's on the phone. Hey, Eliza.

Hi, Eliza. Hello. What would you do? What do you think my mate should do? Well, I would hold on to it for a week, and as much as I'd want to sell it, I would hand it in to the police, mainly because I think it would be hilarious if he was a dirty person, he had to go to his girlfriend, honey, I have to go to the police station unless that watch she got me, you know. Oh, imagine if it's a gift from to his girlfriend. Honey, I have to go to the police station because I lost that watch you got me. You know?

Oh, imagine if it's a gift from the real girlfriend. Oh, this drama just gets deeper and deeper. It gets juicier. What sort of watch is it? Do you know? I think it was a tag watch. Oh, those are expensive. Yeah.

She showed me a picture of it. It was really nice. Dan Carter wears a tag. Yeah, it's super fancy. The texts on the text machine are pretty funny. Someone's texted in and they said, the watch is probably as fake as what he was. I love that. Rebecca's on the phone. Hi, Rebecca. Oh, hi there.

Hi. I think I'm receiving a watch, definitely. Hold on for it for at least maybe two weeks or a month, just because it says her about her than him. And then... Oh, we're losing you. I think the message we got from there is hold on to the watch

because it says more about her than him. That's fair enough. Yeah, no, I don't think she should sell it straight away, but if he doesn't get in touch with her and she's tried, then, you know. The other thing is that she has the chance if he goes have you got my watch then she can go yeah i'll drop it around to your house and she could show up there um one more let's go to kim hey kim hi kim oh kim's gone that's okay the the total reading on him is the whole thing sounds fishy but we didn a bit dodgy. Like, I want to ask you, do you think it is a bit of karma

that he has given her a fake name, potentially, and then, you know, has done the dirty and snuck out, and then now he's left his expensive watch? Oh, totally. He's getting his justice. If that is the case. If that is the case. We're assuming a lot here.

We are assuming. The poor guy's probably listening. He's like, I love that girl. I went away to buy her flowers, and I got locked out of the apartment building. It's not a rom-com, mate. Please keep us updated with what happens. I'll keep you updated. I'll let you know what happens.

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th. First up to play is Hannah. Hey, Hannah. Hi, Hannah.

Hannah. Hannah. Hello, how are you? There you are. What's your birthday, Hannah? 28th of the 4th, 1985. Okay, Hannah, you were 16 in 2001 on the 28th of April, and on that day, this was top of the charts.

S Club 7. Or is that known these days just S Club because they don't really know how many are in there? S Club 3. No, I think they just go by S Club sometimes because they can't always get three of them. So it's just however many you can get on the day. What do you think, Hannah? Makes me feel a bit old. You're not old. Well, yeah.

Compared to some of us. Let's go to Judy. Hey, Judy. Hi, Judy. How are you? Good, thanks. What's your birthday, Judy? 5th of July, 92. Okay, Judy, you were 16 in 2008 on the 5th of July, and on that day, this topped the charts. Girl, you got me singing with some mouth.

Ooh. Tiki Tane, Always On My Mind. Yeah, pretty good song. Pretty good song. It was an absolute banger when it came out. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds kind of Bob Marley-ish. I've never heard that song. You've never absolute banger when it came out. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds kind of Bob Marley-ish.

I've never heard that song. You've never heard Tiki Tani? No. Oh, my God. Sometimes I forget how Australian you are. You forget? I wasn't here in 2008. And Australians don't really get down with the reggae sound, do they?

It's got a good vibe, though. I like it. No. Yeah, we think so, too. Yeah, I bet. One more. Let's go to Nairi. Hey, Nairi.

Hi, Nairi. more. Let's go to Nairie. Hey, Nairie. Hi, Nairie. Hi. What's your birthday? It's 1808. Okay, Nairie, you were 16 in 2004 on the 18th of August, and on that day, this was number one. There you go. What an oddie you're saying that now. Doesn't that hit the club so hard? There you go. What is that?

What are you saying right now? So we've got a Kiwi with a guitar, an Australian with a guitar, and S Club 7. Those are our choices for today. Missy Higgins Scar for the last one. What are we going for? Missy Higgins Scar doesn't tickle my bits. It doesn't? Yeah, I'm looking at you.

I feel like that really set something off for you. Mate, that was an absolute tune. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm looking at you. I feel like that really set something off for you. Mate, that was an absolute tune. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you feeling? S Club 7. You're feeling S Club 7? I think it's got the energy that we need for a Monday. That's my vote.

Anyway, I'll leave it with you. That's my vote. I know Harry, who's back in the studio, was definitely keen on the Missy Higgins. Really? Yeah, but I like S Club 7. Yeah. I'll go Club 7. Yeah. I'll go with you. Harry doesn't get a vote, so you really need to make a call here.

And don't pike out. Make the call for yourself. What one are we playing? No, I like S Club 7. All right, let's do it. Hannah, we're playing your birthday banger this afternoon. Congratulations. That's awesome.

Thank you. No worries. Bree and Clint. Let's do it. Live from the mountain, this is ZM. Yeah, come on. Come on. We'll see you next time. If you need the right education, let it take you there. And just go with the magic, baby. I can see it there in your eyes.

I can see it there in your eyes. And don't stop the waiting. Right here on the dance floor is where you gotta let it go. Don't stop moving. Can you feel the music? DJ's got us going around, around. Don't stop moving. Find your own way to it.

Listen to the music. Taking you to places that you've never been before, baby. Now. Oh, baby, now You can touch the moment, almost feel it in the air Don't know where we're going, baby, we don't even care Ain't no mystery, just use your imagination Let it take you there let's go with the magic baby I can see it there

in your eyes let it flow don't stop the waiting right here on the dance floor is where you gotta let it go don't stop moving can you feel the music DJ's got us going around and around.

Don't stop moving. Find your own way to it. Listen to the music taking you to places that you've never been before, baby. Don't stop. Don't stop. Yeah, come on Don't stop moving Forget about your fear tonight Listen to your heart

As you touch the sky No need to reason why Just listen to the sound Let it make you come alive Don't stop moving Can you feel the music? DJ's got us going around Don't stop moving

Find your own way to it Listen to the music Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't stop moving, can you feel the music, DJ's got us going around, around, don't stop moving, find your own way to it, listen to the music, taking you to places that you've never been before, baby. Life. ZM, Brie and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon. S Club 7.

That was for Hannah. Hey, just before we were talking about your... I'm just getting a photo with Stephen, the dog. Oh, that's cool. I'll just do this by myself. No, sorry. You go. I'm like, with dogs, they distract me. No, Stephen's a the dog. Oh, that's cool. I'll just do this by myself. No, sorry. You go. I'm like, with dogs, they distract me.

No, Stephen's a great dog. I understand. He's very cute. Stephen, do you mind if I borrow Bree for a moment? That's fine. Okay, cool. You know, before you were saying about how your mate had a sleepover with someone who did the ghost in the morning and disappeared and left behind his very expensive Tag Heuer watch, we've had a really interesting text message. Okay.

Someone has said, those watches are usually required to be registered for warranty purposes when you buy them. So if she just goes to a tag dealer or calls them and gives them the watch number, they can tell her who the watch belongs to. So if she really wants to find this guy, and I don't know if she does, but if she wants some answers...

Like, will she look crazy, though, if she, like, ends up calling him or messages him and goes, I've got your watch, and he's like, how the hell did you find me? Nah, she won't. She'll look like a GC because that watch is so expensive and she's gone to some effort to get it back to him. I think she's got the best

excuse there. I think she really does. I'll let her know. That's interesting. The plot thickens. Or, sell the watch. Keep the money. Pocket a couple of grand. Go about your merry way. Finish those bathroom

renovations. Exactly right. ZM Spree and clint the podcast um i said to you before what do you think has more bacteria in it a man's beard or a dog's coat i do love to stroke both um in my off time uh so i'm hoping they're both pretty clean you're like both of them rest. No, I'm not going any further than that. No, I'm not going to say that. No, I'm not going to say that either.

God, there are so many places you can go. So many you could go. Okay, who's the big loser, dog or bearded men? Drum roll, please. Dudes with beards Really? And as a couple of them walk past us right now This is incredibly interesting Oh yeah, he's got a beard

He's got a very nice beard He's got a bit of a goatee According to science Your beard, men Has more bacteria in it than a dog The study is quite interesting They wanted to figure out whether, because they're using the same MRI machine

for animals and people in some locations. They share it because MRI machines are so expensive. So expensive. And they wanted to know whether there was a risk of dog-borne bacteria infecting human beings. Right. And then they started testing them. They're like, well, hang on.

Are dogs the dirtiest thing that we're putting inside here? And they swabbed the same amount of dogs as they did bearded men. And the beards came out worse, including seven out of 30 men tested. There was bacteria inside their beards, microbes, that they believe posed a serious threat to human health. I just had a thought because obviously I've never had a beard, just a slight mo. Yeah. Because I am Italian. Guys with big beards...

Do they wash it? They have to really shampoo it, don't they? But do they? But do they, yeah. But do they? And how often? And how often? Yeah.

And you should. It's around your mouth hole. I mean, there's so many activities that could hinder... Well, it goes everywhere with you, doesn't it? It does go everywhere with you. I'm just thinking of a few activities now that you should definitely wash your beard after. Or your dog. Or your dog.

I'll just read you this quote. This is how the study finds itself. And by the way, guys, if you listen to this, good opportunity to either trim, wash, or shave your beard tonight. No, don't shave it. No? No, I'm a big fan of the tonight. No, don't shave it. No? No, I'm a big fan of the beard. Still, I thought they were a bit... I love 2014 hipsters.

I love to touch a beard. How long? Um... Longer the better? I like, you know, those hipster beards where it's quite full, but they've got it trimmed so it looks well kept. Still, you still like that? Yeah, I'm keen on that.

Okay, I'm not here to judge anybody. I've got a ginger moustache. You do have a? Yeah, I'm keen on that. Okay, I'm not here to judge anybody. I've got a ginger moustache. You do have a ginger... Yeah, you do have that. I also really like when a guy's bald, but then they're rocking a really full beard. Well, you should meet Vaughn. Is he taken?

I don't know. Why don't you check his Instagram? Yeah, I think he's single. He's got a couple of... On the basis of the results, on the basis of these findings, dogs can be considered clean when compared to men with beards. Tell me about this story, Bree.

Man sues parents for destroying massive porn collection. Yeah, look, I mean, it's a very sad story. A guy over in the US is suing his own parents after they destroyed his extensive adult film collection. He's 40. He was living at home. 40? He was living at home with his parents. And he was moving out, actually.

And he asked his parents if they could bring over his stuff because he'd moved out. And they brought all his stuff over. And he goes oh wait wait wait wait a minute where where are the 16 boxes worth of my adult film collection jesus christ and uh they said his dad actually said um the reason i destroyed it was for his own emotional health he believed it would benefit him do you reckon his dad actually destroyed them or his dad was like, oh, jackpot. Oh, that's gross. Don't say that.

Anyway, you know how much he's suing his parents for? How much? $129,000. He sounds like an all-round good guy. He sounds very stable. Do you know what's so embarrassing? He's not even worried that his parents have found, you know, all this. His porn stash.

No, he's worried that he doesn't have it. A couple of points. This guy needs to find the internet. Like, who's still got 16 boxes of porno DVDs at their parents' house? Oh, someone down here just put their hand up. Who put their hand up? Stop. God, ew.

I never want to touch the remote for your DVD player, by the way. Ever. It would stick to my hand. I was going to say, all the buttons don't work anymore. Also, doesn't this sound like a great plot for 40-year-old Virgin 2? He's 40. He lives at home, and he's got 16 boxes of jazzy DVDs. Yeah, sign me up for that movie.

Jesus. Congratulations to that guy. Great New Zealander. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast.