ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – April 16th 2019

Episode Date: April 16, 2019

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Have we found a toy for you? It's a former people mover. It turns more heads than any other car I've ever seen in my life. My life. The Venute is coming. Bree and Clint on tour in the Venute. Kia ora everybody and good afternoon. Oh baby, the Tron.

Here we are. The last time I was here I didn't remember it. We have been on the road for two days. We've done about six and a half hours of driving. We've covered upwards of 600 kilometres, and yet somehow we're only an hour and a half from where we started. Doesn't really make sense, does it? Hey, but have we had fun?

We have had fun. Yesterday we went from Auckland to the Mount via Pairoa and the L&P bottle. Today we've come to Hamilton via Morrinsville. You'll get to hear about that. The birthplace of Jacinda Ardern, our Prime Minister, and Vaughan of Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. Yeah. He'll be very unhappy that he comes second in that last. I know.

But I mean, you know. He's like, it's my bloody radio station and she still gets credit over me. That's just how it is. We went to visit some Jacinda Ardern monuments in Morrinsville. What, the Big Cow? Yeah, well, no. Not the Big Cow? No.

We didn't go to any Vaughan Smith monuments, though, did we? There was a few, but we bypassed the Vaughan Smith monuments. It was that place where he weed in public. We didn't go there. There's a small crowd who have gathered here. We are at the base in Hamilton at the moment broadcasting live. Is there anybody willing to give us a live review of what they think of the Venute? Like, does anybody have any opinions?

Yeah, come over here. Come over here. Come on up to us. There's quite a few people gathering, actually. School holidays, there's a big jumping castle. We're right outside the big jumping castle. What's your name? At the base.

Jasmine, you're on school holidays. Now, first of all, what do you think of our Venote? It's cool. It's cool? If you were to get a first car, would you like something like this? Yeah. Would you pay $3,000 for it? Maybe.

She's a smart girl. That is a very diplomatic response. She's a very smart girl. Today, we're also continuing to assemble New Zealand to get you here for Avengers Endgame, the big preview in Auckland. Yeah, this is going to be crazy. We're going to do the flights, accommodation, the whole bit. Yesterday we flew people from all over the country, won tickets,

and we need to do it again today. Yeah, let's get a new location. Here we go. Assemble Napier. Napier. If you want to be flown to Auckland on Air New Zealand's Grab a Seat this Tuesday, you will see Avengers Endgame before it hits cinemas and you'll get put up at the Ridges.

You need to call us now, 0800 dial ZM. Be the first to call through and we're hooking you and a mate up with all of that. Avengers Endgame is in cinemas next Wednesday. All right, Bree and Clint, we're live from Hamilton. In the venute, this is ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, we're live from Hamilton. In the Venute, this is ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

Next thing we need to talk about is we need to get Producer Ben on. He is sort of coordinating, he's here to transport for the Venute tour. He is, he's like our handler.

He is. Weirdly, he has a chase vehicle, our vehicle, completely intact. The vehicle that he's in charge of already smashed a windscreen. What have you been doing, mate?

Oh, nothing. We were just obviously going over the ranges today, and a rock has hit the windscreen, and we've got a 20-centimetre crack in it now. Not in the Venute. No, Venute is safe. She's like a tank. Yeah.

She just rolls on through. I've got a feeling that's an old type of glass that you can't smash as well. Like, I don't think it's safe, but I think it's not going to crack. Yeah. We wanted to get you on for non-Venute-related content today because it turns out you're living with a monster. Oh, right. Yes, I know what this is about. Your sugar mama.

Steph. Otherwise known as your girlfriend. Yes. She's not too much of a monster, but she does do something that is a bit unusual. You have to say that because she funds your lifestyle. Yeah, exactly. But we can objectively say from the outside, she might not qualify as human

anymore no this was really weird last night we were all at a dinner after the venute tour day one and ben brings up that she eats one particular thing whole yes uh she eats a feijoa whole what the hell like the outside of the skin just was eating and i was like what are you eating is that a feijoa i was like cut it open and eat only the inside only. What, so she's just ripping into it like an apple? It's not an apple. That's odd. Lady.

Okay, it's got a skin for a reason. You're meant to scoop it out, aren't you? To be honest, I don't like a feed joa at the best of times, but oh. But it might be good for you. Knowing her, it's probably good for you. Oh, it probably is good for you, but it's probably good to eat the outside of an onion as well. But I'm not keen for that. No.

Not that I know of. Not a vampire? Okay. Is she a vegetarian? No. She'd better not be. She dates Ben. It'd be very hard for her.

It would be hard, yeah. She does make lovely vegetarian meals. Just puts meat on it for me. Your old man's the same, right? He's one of those people who eats the whole apple core. My dad, apple orchardist. Yeah, I grew up watching him just chew into apple cores. I don't understand those people.

I don't understand the whole thing. And I'd say to him, I'd be like, Dad, you know that that's gross. And he'd be like, no, none of this. None of this goes to waste. This is your inheritance, Brie. None of this goes to waste. You will love every single part of the apple.

And then I'll look over at my brother and he's inherited the weirdness because he eats kiwis whole. He eats everything whole. People who eat the kiwi fruit skin as well. The real, like, furry one. The spiky, like, ball bag feeling bit. My brother eats so far down on the watermelon that he has gotten sick before.

Now, those people need to get a reality check as well. Sometimes I say to my brother, are you all right? This is a question we've got for you this afternoon, New Zealand. What do you eat whole? You know who I'd love to talk to? Who? Someone who eats bananas without peeling them. No one's eating a banana whole.

Is there someone out there who eats a banana without taking the skin off? There could be. You need Jesus. There could be. I didn't know there were Fiji or people like that out there until last night. You need Lord Jesus if you're eating a banana whole. We can conference call you with him if you are that person. We'll tap you in.

Yeah, it's almost Easter. It is the season. 0800 dial ZM. Our question is... What are you eating whole? ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. We want to know, what do you eat whole?

What are you doing? What are you doing? Weird conversation went down last night with producer Ben, who he let slip to us that his sugar mama, otherwise known as his girlfriend Steph, she eats Fijo as whole. Does it give her any superpowers? You know how they used to say if you eat your crust, you get curly hair? Does she get anything out of it?

No, not that I've found out yet. I left on... She can't breathe underwater? Oh, I haven't seen her swim. I heard it makes one particular thing grow. Oh, okay. And Producer Ben loves that. So we want to know from you, what have you got?

And is there an elusive person who eats bananas whole out there? We'll find out. Let's go to the phones. Hi, Ollie. Ollie, are you there? I am, yeah. Yeah, g'day. What are you eating whole, Ollie?

I don't eat it whole, but my friend, she eats lemons whole. Wait, what, the skin? Well, first of all, who's eating a lemon by itself? Like, just lemon, the actual flesh, and then who's eating the actual skin? Is she a particularly bitter person? No, she's a lovely, sweet person. She's just completely bonkers. You know, it actually takes the enamel off your teeth.

The acid inside it does? Yeah. Really? Yeah, my mum, because I actually used to eat a little bit of lemon, like here and there, and then my mum was like, you can't do that! Imagine being the sort of person who walks past a lemon tree and just picks one off like an apple.

Oh, I'll have that. I'll have that. Hi, Anton. Welcome to the show. Hi, Anton. Good morning. How is it? Oh, yeah, afternoon.

Mandarins. Don't worry, mate. Mandarins are really good for it. What was that? What did, mate. Mandarins are really good for it. What was that? What did you say? Mandarins. Mandarins are really good for the body. You're eating a whole mandarin?

Yeah, you just chuck it in your mouth like a grape. Oh! Well, have you ever, like, what about the easy peel mandarins? Like, they couldn't have made it easier for you to get to the deliciousness inside, but you'd rather consume the whole thing? Just the whole thing, and then if you've got pips in it, you just chunk it down. Oh, Anton, no.

That's off. I don't know about that. We got a text message from someone whose mate eats chicken wings, including the bones. He sits there and crunches on them. He even says it's the best part of the chicken. That's foul. What?

Hey, is that guy all right? I don't think that guy's all right. What about says it's the best part of the chicken. That's foul. What? Hey, is that guy alright? I don't think that guy's alright. What about that text about the potato? The potato. Someone's texted in and they said, my mum will eat a whole raw potato. Can you imagine? You're sitting there.

You're watching TV. Mum sits down. Do you go, what are you eating, mum? Potato. Do people juice a potato? Like, you know, can you get potato juice? Oh, you know who makes, there's someone that makes, I think it's P. Diddy makes vodka out of potato juice. That's what vodka's made of.

Oh. P. Diddy did not invent vodka. He did, he's the legend. Hi, Megan, Welcome to the show. Hey, me? Megan. Megan, is that you? Yeah, how you doing?

Hey, Megan, you there? Yeah, we're here. I'm here. We're just trying to get hold of Megan. Megan, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hey, Megan. Megan, I can hear you.

Can you hear me? Yes, I can. Megan, wait. I think she might be there. Did you hear that, Megan? Megan? Yes. No, I think we've lost Megan. No, we've lost Megan. No, I think she might be there. Did you hear that, Megan? Megan? Yes. No, I think we've lost Megan.

No, we've lost Megan. Oh, yeah, I'm here. Hi. We're joking, Megan. Tell us what you know. Oh, you guys are... No, yeah, we're along the same lines. I make the kids eat the skin on the feijos and the mandarins

because otherwise they go to town on them and just get the runs. So they've got to eat the skin because it's full of fibre so it just keeps everything nice and solid, you know? That is a mum hack if ever I've heard one. You're just trying to slow them down and cut down your grocery bill, eh? You're going, you eat that whole thing right now. No, we're on orchards, so they've got unlimited supply,

so I kind of have to. Oh, my God. Imagine Megan's kids. They rock up at school and they're just hacking into the mandarin and all the other kids are like, what the hell? Well, it's that or diarrhea. I think she's made a good choice.

Man, it's a shame we couldn't hear Megan. Megan, wait one more time. Megan, are you there, Megan? Yeah, yeah. Nah, she's not there. Nah, we've lost her. Nah, we've lost her. Let's go to Stacey.

Hopefully we've got a better line. Stacey, are you there? Stacey? Kia ora, guys. I'm here. How are you? Oh, it's nice and clear. Wow.

Oh, she's here. No, Stacey's there. You may be our elusive banana skin eater. Is that true? Yes, me and my two sisters. Shut up, Stacey. Are you being serious? Yeah, we don't actually eat them.

They're blended into a smoothie with other fruit and water and ice and stuff. Technically, that's eating it. Yeah, that's eating it. Are you CrossFit? Am I CrossFit? No. Are you paleo? No. Are you vegan? No. Are you right?

Maybe not. Stace, seriously, you alright? Yeah, well my sister actually wasn't. She had a B12 deficiency when we were growing up and one of the doctors said the best way to get B12 instead of getting an injection is to eat the banana peel. So my mum

was in our smoothies and stuff and my sister got better and I've just still continued doing it. My doctor told me when I got chicken pox that the best way to get rid of it was eat a cow patty, but I didn't. Thanks for your call. We appreciate it.

No, we love it, Stace. We're live from the Tron, city of the future. We're at the base. If you want to come down and say hello, we're in the Venute because we're on tour. We, last night, put out on social media, you know that question app on Instagram? Yes. And we said, hey, we're coming to Hamilton tomorrow. What should we do?

Because who would know best? It's the locals. It's the locals. They know all the good spots, right? They know all the weird places to go and what to eat and all that kind of jazz. What we've got here are two locals, two people from the Waikato. Cherie, good afternoon. G'day.

And we've got Kylie. Howdy. We're going to run these ideas past you and you're going to tell us. Kylie owns a ranch, apparently. Do you? Cow ranch. Howdy, partner. Oh, she doesn't really...

No, she doesn't really. I thought you really had a ranch for a second. She panicked and went with howdy. Okay, cool. Here we go. I'm going to give you some ideas that we've had suggested by ZDM listeners and you tell us whether that's a good idea to do in Hamilton or not. Sound fair? Yeah. Okay, first one. Go to that's a good idea to do in Hamilton or not. Sound fair?

Yeah. Okay, first one. Go to the zoo. Yeah, if it's sunny. That's a good idea. What's the best animal at the zoo in Hamilton? The giraffe. Yeah, okay.

It's a giraffe? They don't sound super jazzed on the zoo. No, I'd be keen to see the giraffe. We'll go to the next suggestion. Unless it's a horse that they've painted. Do a poo in the river. Yeah. What do you reckon, Kylie? 100%.

Kylie told me earlier that she's already done that. Alright, straight to the top of the list. This one came from Harry. Head to the bike park or the velodrome. Yeah, do some mean wheelies. Some mean wheelies? Cool. Okay, that gets a tick. What else did they suggest? From Lisa,

she said, leave, get out quickly. Oh, that's not very nice, Lisa. No, I didn't think it was very nice either. What do you reckon, Kylie? I think Hamilton's better than Parmi, so. Well, that's where we're going tomorrow. Oh, them fighting words. Is that your big enemy?

Is Parmi Hamilton's big enemy? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Okay, good to know. Okay, another suggestion. This is from Grace. Try Duck Island.

Oh, definitely. It's very good. Have you had that, Kylie? What's your favourite flavour? I haven't tried it. Oh, you haven't tried it? I have tried it. The salted caramel and cacao crumb.

Oh, my God. I think that's a good one. We should really point out that Duck Island is an ice cream store and not an island full of ducks where you can go and nibble on a salted caramel duck. See, that also sounds very good. Right. Okay. This option, what to do while we're in Hamilton.

This came in from Reid. He said, hot box it, bro. Kylie? Yeah, why not? I don't know what he meant by that. It means go to KC and get a hot chicken box. Yeah, a hot chicken box. Duncan, come to my house for pikelets.

Now, I don't know if you guys know Duncan. Do you know Duncan? I don't think so. I don't trust Duncan. Okay, no, that's a no to Duncan. Sorry, Duncan. Ideas of what to do in Hamilton. These are all submitted on Instagram.

Ash, do a fat burnout on the field at Waikato Stadium for the Chiefs. Yeah, Chiefs mana. Hell yeah. Kylie doesn't know what to say to that one. Hannah has said, go and check out the Hamilton Gardens. Yeah, they're pretty legit actually. Oh, snooze, Hannah.

No one wants that. Good. Okay. Does anyone under 50 want to go and check out the gardens though? Like, are you just saying it because you have to do it? I must be 50-year-old at heart, I think. Okay, no, that's fine.

If it's cool, it's cool. And the last one, suggestions of what to do in Hamilton on the text machine, get an STD check. Definitely. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. Hey, today we came via the Kaimai Ranges. We left the Mount this morning, travelled over, and coming to Hamilton went via Morrinsville. Which I've heard quite a lot about this place.

Vaughan Smith grew up there, talks a lot about it. And, of course, Jacinda Ardern, the Prime Minister, she's from there. She is from there. We set ourselves a challenge. Go to the fish and chip shop where she used to work when she was at high school and just interview the people who used to be Jacinda Ardern's boss. We wanted to get the vibe on what she was like, you know, any dirt on Jacinda. We found out exactly what it was called, where it was located,

made a special mission to go there. The Golden Kiwi. And this is how we got on. So, we've come all the way to Morrinsville, home of Jacinda Ardern for stop two of the road trip. And also Vaughan Smith. Also Vaughan Smith. And we've come

here to visit the takeaway store where Jacinda first worked. So, follow us, this is a special trip. We've cut the Golden Kiwi. We've come all the way here and Shit. It's closed. It's closed. We've come all the way here.

So it was a big f***ing waste of time, wasn't it? Back in the car. I was quite dejected. I apologise for my language. We drove all the way there. We rock up and it's closed. Turns out the Golden Kiwi doesn't open until 5 o'clock.

Oh, God. Google says they open at 11.30. Yep, Google was wrong. But they obviously had a change of business hours. We did look through the window to see if they've got like a Jacinda meal on the menu, like an Ardern and chips or anything like that. Or like a Jacinda fritter. Yeah, you can't serve a Jacinda fritter.

No. We did try and call... Not in the current climate. We tried to call Vaughan Smith to see if he could, you know, pull some strings to get the mayor to open it for us, but... No sway. He's in Auckland now as far as that's concerned, I think. We did duck next door.

There was a travel agent next door and a guy poked his head out to see what we were doing. Check this out. What's your name? Brett Johnson. Do you miss Jacinda working there? Do you remember when she used to work there? No, but I do message Jacinda.

You message her? Yeah. What do you say to her? How you going, Jacinda? Does everyone in Morrinsville know Jacinda? No, I don't think everyone does, no. Just most people. Important people know her.

If she's listening now, watch your message for her. You go for it, girl. I like that people in Morrinsville still have her contact. Like, Vaughan messages her. Yeah, I know. Vaughan went to school with her. It's inappropriate, I think. She's busy.

She's the Prime Minister. But I love that people from Morrinsville, she's just like, she's still there, girl. Like, oh, I think. She's busy. She's the Prime Minister. But I love the bill from Morrinsville. She's just like, she's still there, girl. Like, oh, I might give her a message. Like, how cool that you grew up with someone who became the Prime Minister. Like, who's someone from Rotorua where you came from? Oh, my mate Matt, who's right there. That's making, you know,

does he play for the Chiefs? No, he doesn't play for the Chiefs. Not yet. Is he, you know, in Parliament? No, he's not in Parliament yet. No, he's not in Parliament. Is he on TV? Yeah. No, he's not on TV. No, not yet. Okay, he's not on TV.

So what does he do? He's busy. He's a schoolteacher. Oh, yeah? I know he's not a Prime Minister. I was hoping for, you know, Prime Minister, but... We also got Brett to rate the Venute

because it was parked just across the road from Morrinsville. This is his thoughts on the Venute. What do you think of the Venute? Oh, was parked just across the road from Morrinsville. This is his thoughts on the Venute. What do you think of the Venute? Oh, so it's a bit like, what are they? Is it a sexual thing or something? Yeah. She's inbred.

She's inbred. I think it looks great. You think it looks great? Yeah, yeah. Well done. Would you, Trev, be interested in sponsoring the Venute tour part two? No. I didn't know that part was going to the radio.

Oh, the bit where you said that? No, don't say that. No, okay. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. We started the tour yesterday leaving Auckland first thing in the morning and everything was going great until I injured myself before we even got on the tour. Yeah, mate, look, you were being an idiot.

Let's be real. That's what you were doing. I don't deny that. Like, I don't deny the fact that I was being an idiot. I just, I need some advice on this. You hurt your neck and you've done it because you were simulating something. Do you want to share with the people what you were simulating? Yeah.

Now, look, I asked for a physio or a chiropractor to come on. No one is willing to help us. I feel like maybe we've burnt that bridge already. Maybe we've asked too many times. They don't want to put their opinion on the line, their expert opinion. We asked the company head of health and safety to come on the show. They also said no. After they found out how you did it. Yeah, and that's fine too. I mean, I'm being vulnerable here, okay?

I'm asking for help. Instead, we have Cam Mansell from Snapchat is going to give us his advice. He's not qualified at all. No, he is. No, he's not. He is. He does some very vigorous dance moves that include whipping his head back and forth. Also, his sister is a physiotherapist.

Oh, yeah, because now we're physios by association. Cam Mantle in the Auckland studios, are you there? I am here. Cam, I love you, but you're not qualified. No, you might be. You might be, okay? Maybe you've done this exact same thing. I'm the clumsiest person in the world.

I'm probably very qualified. So, hypothetically, if someone... Oh, how do I even explain this? You can't even really say this on the radio mate you be careful you gotta tiptoe around it try and explain it to cam without actually saying what it was okay you know how there's different styles of drinking these days like you could do a shooey where you take your knee you could take a knee. Yeah, you could take a knee. You can... Keg stand. You can do a keg stand. I invented a new one which involves putting your legs behind your head. Okay. It's called a bum rum. No, I'm not saying what you do.

I'm not saying what you do. I'm not saying how you consume the vessel. Oh, I wonder what it entails. I'm not saying it. With that name. My mind is going to some strange places. I'm not going to lie. And it can, but I'm not saying it. With that name. My mind is going to some strange places. I'm not going to lie. And it can, but I'm not leading you there, okay?

Those are all the details I'm going to give. Okay. I simulated the drinking position on the floor at ZM. So it was in the workplace. And I put my legs behind my head. Now, it was 7.30 in the morning and I hadn't done any stretches. Oh, because that's what the problem was. And good news,

I managed to get both knees behind my head. Round of applause for me. Well done. Congratulations, Clint. Good job. Good flexibility. We're all impressed. Bad news,

I think I've put one of the discs in my neck out of place. Oh, no. And I can't turn my head at all. Like if someone comes up behind me at the moment, I have to turn my whole body to see who it is. So Cam, the question is, does Clint qualify for ACC? Well, my question is, Clint, you hurt your neck previously, right?

Yes, I did. Yeah, I fractured my neck last year. So, yeah, it's an existing injury. So you shouldn't be going around doing bum runs if you fractured your neck. Well, I know that now. Yes, I know that now. In hindsight, yes, you probably shouldn't be. But at the same time, it was like your neck was fine at the time that this happened, right?

Yeah, it was totally fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was fine. So I reckon you probably would qualify for ACC. Oh, thank God. Thank God. Do I have to explain to the chiropractor or the physiotherapist exactly how I am? You know who would be an expert in this, actually, is producer Ellie.

Why? Because one time when she went to ACC after a very eventful evening that she shared with one young fellow. Oh, that's right, a creative position. You've got a creative position injury just like me. Thank you, Cam. Thank you for your input. Actually, Ellie, who we need to ask.

She is the expert. So let's get a drumroll on this. We'll cross to producer Ellie. Ellie, is my bum-rum injury covered by ACC? You know what? It is. Yes! That's all we need to know.

Right now, though, we are on tour, but it doesn't mean we're not keeping up with the news, you know, that we're not still checking in with the papers. And our favourite news establishment would be The Herald. Yes, it would. It is the largest newspaper in the country. It is the country's most prestigious publication. And also a part of the company we work for.

And also a part of the company we work for, yes. So, yes, I am contractually obligated to say those things. No, we love The Herald. But I do believe them, which is why it's such a big deal that you, Brie Thomasel, have been asked to do a special interview inside the New Zealand Herald today. It's a big moment for me. Obviously, the Herald, massive, massive corporation. Lots of people reading that paper and going on the website every day.

Big, big honour. You're part of a segment called 12 Questions where they get interesting people to answer questions about themselves. Yes. And you have had some put to you, some emotional questions, some career-based questions, some family-based questions. Yep. Big chance for you to tell the people who you really are. Yeah, and just give them an insight into, you know, a bit more serious side to me, I think. Yeah, which is why I really wanted to hone in on question 11.

If you've read Bree's 12 questions, you'll know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, let me read it for you, okay? It's not a long section, and I'd like to read the whole thing. Oh, no. If that's okay. Question 11 in the interview. Have you always loved a good fart joke? Bree's response.

I have. If I have to fart for all womankind I will I filmed myself Farting in front of my friends and family And then I put their reactions In a compilation video And it got watched 1.5 million times

People think it's hilarious And if they don't that's fine My ZDM co-host Clint knows I'm a notorious farter That's verbatim by the way This is straight from the interview A notorious farter So I pulled a prank on him

With some fart spray It smelled so horrific That he thought I'd actually shit myself People loved that video It sounded so horrific that he thought I'd actually shit myself. People loved that video. I wanted to go the more serious kind of soft side of myself, and I felt like that question really reflected that part of me. Right, right.

So just so you're clear, this is the biggest newspaper in the country, and you put in a line about you shitting yourself. Just so we're clear, just so we're on the same page. Hey, you know, the Herald reports the hard news, and I feel like that story needed its time. Bree and Clint, this is Dominic Fyke. I don't envy you, mate. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

Oh, my God god I heard she bought all her followers she would she's such a bitch it's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game the game

where producer Ellie gives us celebrities with Instagram accounts and we have to try and guess how many followers they have closest score

wins the point it's first to three points. Producer Ellie, are you good to go? I'm good to go. Okay, well, let's do it. Are you ready, Bree? I'm ready to rip in, mate. I'm having a good year this year with this game.

You are actually doing quite well, unfortunately for me. You can play this in the car too. Feel free to yell out how many you think they've got. All right, first celebrity. All right, the score is 6-7, by the way, to Bree, just so you know. And your first celebrity is Bebe Rexha. Bebe Rexha. I do follow her.

How many followers for Bebe Rexha? She has a few, but... There you go. All right. For Bebe Rexha, Clint, you put 1.5 million. Bree, you put 7.7 million. 7.7, yep. Bebe Rexha has 8 million. Brie, you put $7.7 million. $7.7, yep. Bebe Rexa has $8 million.

Get in! How does Bebe Rexa have 11? Get in! Wow. Because she's hot. $8 million. All right, cool. Well done.

Point to Brie. Celebrity number two. All right, your next celebrity. This is actually a group that you were having a great old chat about in Spy before. It's NSYNC. Oh, NSYNC. Does NSYNC have an Instagram account? Oh.

Do they only put up pictures that don't have Justin Timberlake in them? I'm going to go... All right, for NSYNC, Clint, you put $430,000. Bree, you put $1.2 million. NSYNC have $203,000. Oh, come on. Cool. All right, well done, Mae. Come off of it. Next one. Give us a point. Oh, come on. Cool.

All right. Well done, Mae. Come off of it. Next one. Give us another one. All right, your next one. She's coming to New Zealand in July. Scissor.

That's a person? Or like the stationery. No. SZA. Scissor. I mean, jokes. I'm hip. I knew that.

The stationery? I knew that. She's on that Calvin Harris song. Oh, jokes. I'm hip. I knew that. The staging rate. I knew that. She's on that Calvin Harris song. Oh, yeah. Oh, I still don't have an answer for you. I'm going to go. Clint keeps looking at my answers. All right, for SZA, Clint, you've put $130,000.

Bray, you've put $292,000. $292,000 for a person you've never heard of. I don't know. Apparently everyone else had heard of her. Well, everyone else has heard of Sazer because she's got 5.6 million. Get in! That's one to me. I was way off, but I still won that point.

Two points you, one point me. You can take the game out here. I can take it out. All right, your next celeb. He's a sportsman who's just made a comeback. Tiger Woods. Oh, he'd be up there. He's got all the Nike backing. I could do Tiger Woods. Oh, he'd be up there. He's got all the Nike backing.

I could do this here. I need to really think. Tiger would have... And do you think he runs his own Instagram account? I don't know if he does, eh? Yeah, I'm not sure. Oh, well, that gives it away that there's not many. Damn it.

For Tiger Woods, Clint, you've put $4 million. Bree, you've put $8.7 million. Tiger Woods has $1.8 million. It's a point to Clint. Oh, well, you know, Tiger, what are you doing? Welcome to... Post a nude or something. No, Tiger's cleaned his image up.

He's all about being like... Hey, but we all know how it went for Brittany. She goes up, and then she comes down, and then she goes up. Wow. Okay, this is for the win Give us our last celebrity Producer Ellie Alright your last one

It's a biggie It's Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian Kim K Kimmy K Kardashian Hold on Hold on

Okay I'm ready Alright Clint For Kim Kardashian You you've put $156 million. Oh, no. Brie, you've put $148 million. Kim Kardashian, my phone's just locked, so I'm just going to do a bit of a delay here to find out the answer. Just pad, pad for time. So I'm padding for time, and Kim Kardashian has $134 million.

It's a game to Brie. Yes, I've done it. She's pulled out back into the lead. Eight, six to me. Clinton Roberts, how do you feel? Congratulations. Bree and Clint, zit him. Zit him, spree and Clint.

The podcast. Hey, we're on the Venute tour. We're on the road, baby. How are you enjoying life on the road? I think I was made for it. You reckon? Yeah. I mean, you know, not showering

and, you know, just being living on the road in the van. This is how it went yesterday. Day one, we're on the road and Bree goes, oh, let's get KFC for lunch. Oh, yeah. Don't say that. My F45 trainer listens to it. She saw one KFC billboard. It was like that mozzarella burger.

Yeah, that's me for lunch. Let's find us a KFC. You influence me on that. So that's what we have. And I'm fine with it. There's like that mozzarella burger. Yeah, that's me for lunch. Let's find us a KFC. You influence me on that. So that's what we have. And I'm fine with it. There's nothing wrong with that. I had a healthy lunch today. No, that was day one. Day two, producer Ali comes over the walkie-talkies. What do you guys feel like for lunch? And Brie goes, healthy.

I've had enough. Gotta be healthy. You're to and fro like a yo-yo. You're up and down. You're all over the place. It's all about balance, mate. No, it's all about consistency. Just ride the middle, mate, and you'll be healthy. You're to and fro like a yo-yo. You're up and down. You're all over the place. It's all about balance, mate. No, it's all about consistency. Just ride the middle, mate, and you'll be fine. That's what balance is. Oh, yeah, good point.

Today we've gone from the Mount. We woke up this morning and we hiked all the way up the Mount. That was a good time. That was a good time. We got up there and saw the sunrise. Yeah, it was incredible. Namaste. Yeah.

Then we got in the car and we drove over to Morrinsville, did some stuff, and now we're here in Hamilton. This wraps everything up and lets you know how the Venute tour has been going so far. Check it out. Bree and Clint on tour in the Venute. Sing it. The Venute is coming. First stop for the day, Matamata or Hobbiton.

Yes. And what else are you going to do when you get to Hobbiton other than your best Gollum impression? Precious. Precious. Yeah. Yeah, you win. All right, we've come all the way to Morrinsville, and we've come here to visit the takeaway store

where Jacinda first worked. So follow us. This is a special trip. It's closed. We've come all the way here. So that's a big waste of time, wasn't it? Does everyone in Morrinsville know

Jacinda? No, I don't think everyone does. No. Just most people. Important people now. If she's listening now, what's your message for her? You go for it, girl. What do you think of the Venute? I think it looks great.

You think it looks great? Yeah, yeah. Well done. Would you, Tram, be interested in sponsoring the Venute tour part two? No. We're just pulling up

to Morrinsville's legendary Big Cow. Whoa, she's a big cow. Oh, excuse me, we've been pronouncing it wrong. Holy otter. It's actually called the mega cow. Missing something.

The mega. There's a saying in the mighty Waikato. You can't come to Hamilton without at least tasting the river water. Is that an actual saying? That's an actual saying. Cheers. Cheers. Did you actually drink it?

Yes, you told me to drink it. What's wrong with it? It's mostly like cow s*** and like dead cows and duck s*** and like, just like um, like fertiliser and Are you f***ing joking?

You'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine, you'll be fine. Corey and Clint on tour in the Venutes. I actually did that. More on the drinking of the Waikato River water coming up later in the show. Yeah, and then I saw a nappy float down the river. Someone at Hamilton here just goes, did she really drink that? Oh, respect. Zid M's Brie and Clint, the podcast.

I was at a work function the other night and we were all having a few lemonades and everyone was having a few drinks and I was listening in on a conversation. I wasn't a part of the conversation but I was listening in. Eavesdropping. I was eavesdropping and these two girls were having this convo about

so it involved how do I say this, their parents. Yeah. And their parents doing an activity that you would never want to talk about or hear about or think about your parents doing. But the activity that your parents have to do for you to even... Be created. Yeah, to be around to hear about it.

We know what we're talking about, indoor gardening. Your parents doing some indoor gardening. What, seeing it? No. Oh. So these two girls who we work with. I'll gouge my eyes out with a knife and fork if I ever stumble across that site. That'll get burnt onto your retinas.

Anyway, they were having this conversation, and it was really casual. And one of the girls is like, oh, you know, one time I heard my parents. And then the other girl goes, yeah, I've heard them heaps of times as well. Yeah, me too. Well, like it's a normal thing to hear. And I stepped into the conversation and I went, what? What did you say? Yeah.

And they were like, oh, is that not a thing? And they weren't proud of it. They were like, you know, I thought that just happened to everyone. Like it was a badge of honor. Yeah, my parents sound great. Seriously. Seriously, mum is like Ariana Grande in there. I would have given them an eight.

She's got three different octaves. And dad must be doing something right. Have you? Am I the only one? I am from a big family, four kids, and a small house. Yeah, I've been to your family home. Thin walls, no insulation, no acoustic lining whatsoever. Please tell me this is not going where I think it's going.

And I thank sweet baby Jesus that my parents have never made a sound that we have heard. It's the best present I've ever received without receiving anything. Yeah. No, I thank God every single day. You haven't heard it? That I haven't. Because you know how your mum says, oh, Brianna. Oh, my God.

Imagine if she said, oh, Steve. Okay, all right. Oh, Steve. No, don't. That's so off. That is off. That is not good. Oh, die. Oh, off. That is off. That is not good.

Oh, die. Oh, Steve. Oh, die. Oh, Steve. Are you done? No, I could go on for ages. Are you done? I wish I knew.

I wish I could remember the name of your dad. I would never tell you my parents' names. I would never tell you my parents' names. Oh, Colleen. Why has Dad got a woman's voice? Or is Mum saying her own name? Hey, who knows who's in the bedroom with your mum? I don't know. She's a firecracker.

Could be anyone. Okay. Yes, he's out. No, that was just... It's not very nice, is it? No, because mine was nice. Mine was platonic between your parents. Yours is disrespectful.

You just reenacted... Yeah, it was disrespectful. You reenacted both of my parents. I don't know who's in the bedroom with your mother. Excuse me. Excuse me. We know exactly who's in there said. You reenacted both of my parents. I don't know who's in the bedroom with your mother. Excuse me. Excuse me. We know exactly who's in there. What?

They could have been having a cup of tea or whatever. No. Excuse me. We want to know from you guys right now. 0800-DIAL-ZM or you can text us if you don't like to talk about it. Have you ever heard your parents? That's it. That's all you need to know.

That's the question. Yeah. Have you ever heard your parents? And are you willing to come onto the need to know. That's the question. Yeah. Have you ever heard your parents? And are you willing to come onto the radio and talk about it? And what did it sound like? No, we don't want to know that. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We've opened up a can of worms this afternoon.

Yeah, we have. Call this group therapy. It is. Luckily, it's not therapy that you or I need, but what we're learning is a lot of New Zealand need this therapy. We're here for you. I realised the other night at a work function overhearing two girls talk about how both of them had heard their parents on a few different occasions doing something that you don't want

to hear your parents doing. Yeah. You know what we're talking about. Two player. Two player. Dual shock. Yeah. We're assuming in the bedroom. Yeah. Oh, hey. Who knows. Yeah. And we're assuming in the bedroom.

Yeah. Oh, hey, who knows? Yeah. And we don't know. We put it out there, and someone who's down here in Hamilton with us, just out sitting watching the show live from the Venute, is Cara. Hi, Cara.

Hi. You can relate to this, can't you? Oh, yeah. I wish I couldn't. Cara, are you okay? Yeah. You had to think about it. Was that convincing? You can relate to this, can't you? Oh, yeah. I wish I couldn't. Cara, are you okay? Oh, yeah. You had to think about it. Was that convincing?

No, it wasn't. So the question is, have you heard your parents? And you have. What's the deal? Have you got a small house, big family, or loud parents? Loud parents. Oh! Loud parents.

Do you still live at home? No, thankfully. That's why she moved out. When was the last time you heard it? It was a while ago, actually. Don't ask details. You know what? It was kind of like, shit.

No, you're right. It was kind of ratchet because it was more than once. On the same day, which is crazy. I was like, really? Okay, leave the house. It's fine. So you're saying that they've got a better thing going on than you. Is that the situation?

Exactly. Why are you asking her these questions about her parents? Is part of you happy for them that that is still part of their lifestyle? Honestly, leave the girl alone. I don't even know how to answer that question. Okay, thanks. Thanks, Cara. Poor Cara.

She's just down here watching the show and you've, oh, God. Let's go to Ethan. Hey, Ethan. Yo. Have you heard your parents, Ethan? Bro, I walked in on my old man with his message. Ethan, how old were you? This was when I was like 18, 17.

Oh, no. They couldn't pass it off as they were doing yoga or anything, Ethan. You were old enough to know. Old enough and ugly enough, yeah. Did your dad ever talk to you afterwards? Was he like, no, I don't know what you saw? He just ignored the fact that I walked in and they didn't even stop and he just started laughing.

Oh, wow. Wow. Your dad sounds like an interesting man,han yeah um let's go tash hey tash hi tash hi can you weigh in on this topic have you heard your parents um yeah so as a kid i always heard these noises didn't really know what they were then i moved out of home um then about two weeks, I came home and was just looking for like an asthma inhaler in my parents' drawer and there was a whole thing of lube. This was a two-shade grey book. Oh, yeah. And then when I asked them about it, they said,

Oh, yeah, that's all we do pretty much now that you've moved out. Hey, at least they were honest with you. At least they were honest. That's all we do. Like they do nothing else. They've stopped My Sky and Coronation Street. They don't go out for dinner or anything. They just stay home and do that.

What else do we do? We've got all this free time. There's a lot of great texts. One of my favourites, someone's texted in. Have you heard your parents? They said, Mate, nothing is more mortifying than living in a house bus. My room was under my parents. The whole bus would rock and roll.

You can't. You can't do that in a house bus. What else are you going to do? Well, if you want to do that, you've got to hire a special trailer. That's what they wrote. That's what the Venga Boys wrote that song about. The Venga Bus is coming. Yeah.

One more. Leticia. Kia ora and welcome to Bus is coming. Yeah. Oh. One more. Leticia. Kia ora. Welcome to the show. Hi, Leticia. Hi there. So I was nine years old when I started realising what was happening. But my parents had an iron headboard with little angels on it,

which I thought was so cute. But once realising what happens in the room, yeah, not so cute when it's banging up against your door. And your iron headboard. Like it's some kind of Game of Thrones bed. There was definitely a few games being played. Leticia, do you still live at home now? No.

Leticia got out of there. That's all we need to say. She got out of there very quick. A few more texts on the text machine. This one, I totally have heard my parents,

my sisters and I used to text each other and ask, can you hear them as well? Would you, be real, be real, if you heard your parents, would you bring it up?

No, my parents are celibate. No, but if they weren't, say you got home for Christmas to the Thomasells and you hear an Italian man and an Australian woman just making the noises that they make

would you bring it up? The next day, would you bring it up with your mum? I'm not an idiot, no No, you wouldn't? That's fine, that's all I needed to know Would you? No, this doesn't concern me and my parents They're not part of this situation.

No, they are. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Birthday, it's my birthday. Spree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, this is where we take your birthdays, we figure out what was number one on your actual 16th birthdays, and then we play one of those songs in full so we can all enjoy. Better Up, Jacob.

Hi, Jacob. Hi, Jacob. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday? It's the 26th of June, 1999. Okay, Jacob, you were 16 in 2015 on the 26th of June and on that day, this topped the charts.

Let's move and get it, get it. You get Charlie Puth and Marvin Gaye. How do you feel about that? It's not a bad song at all. I don't mind that song. It's feel good. I don't want to be

disappointing for Jacob. I don't mind it, Jacob. Also, Jacob, you were born in 1999. Do you call yourself a 90s baby? Oh, of course I do. He was born in the 90s.

Just sneaking in. You only just got in there, though. Okay, cool. Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. It's actually Asia. Sorry.

Oh, Asia. Sorry. What's your birthday, Asia? 14 October 1991. Okay, you were 16 in 2007 on the 14th of October. And this is your birthday banger. Britney's comeback song. Banger.

It's Britney, bitch. It's Britney, bitch. You get Give Me More. How do you feel about that? It's not one of her worst songs, though. I'm fine with it. You okay? Hey, I like it.

I think it's good, Asia. Yeah, Asia, okay. It's better than Charlie Puth, in my opinion. Last one's Melissa. Hey, Melissa. Hi, Mel. Hi, Dan. Can you round us out with an absolute banger, Mel?

It's 27 to 7, 1971. Oh, I've got a good feeling then. So you were 16, Mel, in 1987 on the 27th of December. And on that day, this was number one. Because I've got to have faith. Play the song, Harry. Sure. Play the song, George Michael's Faith.

Melissa, you've won birthday bagger. Hands down. This is a tune. Oh, God, that's showing age. Let's do it. Free and close. Let's do it. You play because I play them too Oh, but I Need some time off From that emotion

Time to put my Heart up on the floor Oh, when that Love comes down with A devotion Well, it takes a strong man, baby But I'm sure I'm stupid Or cause I gotta have faith

I gotta have faith. I gotta have faith because I got to have faith, faith, faith, faith. I got to have faith, faith, faith, faith. Baby, I know you're asking me to stay. Say please, please, please don't go away. You say I'm giving you the blues. Maybe you mean every word you say Can't help but think of yesterday And another who tied me down to the level board rules

Before this river There comes an ocean Before you throw my heart back on the floor Oh, baby, I'll reconsider My foolish notion Well, I reconsider. My foolish notion. Well, I need someone to hold me, but I wait for something more. Yes, I gotta have faith. Oh, I gotta have faith.

Because I gotta have faith, faith, faith. I gotta have faith, faith, faith. Oh, I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do.

I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I'm going to have faith. Before this river Becomes an ocean Before you throw my heart back on the floor Just, oh, baby, I'll reconsider My foolish notion

What I need so long to hold me But I wait for something more Cause I gotta have faith I gotta have faith I gotta have faith See them, Brie and Clint. They're the winner of Birthday Banger. It's a small crowd here in Hamilton. George Michael, Faith, good Birthday Banger?

Yes or no? Yeah. Yeah. It's got the crowd support. They're loving it. Excellent. I can't believe that song is that old, to be honest. 1987.

1987. Yeah. What a tune. I mean, things from 1987 aren is that old To be honest 1987 1987 Yeah What a tune I mean things from 1987 aren't that old I mean Nah they're old That is old Nah it's a great year

I mean if you were born in that year You're like Pretty much getting ready to retire Nah like you're still A perfectly usable member of society Wait what year were you born? 1987 I want to talk a bit medical here for a minute.

Are you going to give them a bit medical on us? A bit medical. Are you qualified to get a bit medical? Oh, well, it's cosmetic. Okay, cool. Cosmetic. I did my... Just in case, I've got Divya.

He's a GP on standby, okay? You can fact check her on any of her details, yeah? Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't know if he would have heard of this before. Right, okay. So there's a new cosmetic treatment doing the rounds at the moment. It's taking off, they're saying. and they're calling it scrotox.

Otherwise known as Botox in the scrotum. Oh, really? I couldn't work that out for myself. You couldn't figure that out? It's like Vanute. I'm like, what does it mean? I don't know what it means. Tell me about scrotox.

So, you know Botox, obviously, amazing thing that they use to, you know, take out the wrinkles from your face. And then now they're using it in armpits, on hands, to stop you from sweating. Yeah. How does that work, Divya, by the way? Does it clog the pores up or something? Yes. Yeah, it's a toxin that's produced from a bacteria and that's used for a lot of reasons, including lip fillers.

So what you're saying is I should definitely get it in my forehead. It's good for me. And on your upper lip. No, I do get it. Because it gets sweaty. Because it gets sweaty. I do get a sweaty. Because you get a, yeah.

Yeah, this is awkward. It's a Sula. Sweaty upper lip alert. Yeah. No, yeah, that's actually a really good idea. No, because then you'd have a stiff upper lip. Like it would be hard here. Yeah, I couldn't do it.

Hey, these are not sweaty anymore. Back to scrotox. So they're saying that a lot of men, when they, this is really awkward to be talking about in front of a lot of people here. We're all friends here, right? Half of us have it. It's a medical procedure. Half of us might want to get scrotox.

It is a medical procedure. They're saying that Botox or scrotox is used to relax the scrotum when the testes are hanging a bit too high. Oh, it has that effect? Because I would have thought it was the other way. I thought it would have, like, tight. No. Like, brought everything back up tight.

It actually relaxes them so they can hang low. Does that sound medically accurate? We'll have to see what exactly they're doing and how much Botox they're actually giving down below. Well, he's an actual doctor. I just got this article off the internet. How low do you want to go to? That's the question, right?

And does anyone else have that song in their head? Do your nuts hang low? No, just me. Cool. You don't want to play hacky sack with them. No, you definitely don't. Hacky sack. Right, okay.

I don't know why I'm doing it. I don't have them. Producer Ben's just joking, you said. Scrotox. I was meant to leave a good impression on people here in Hamilton. No, you have. You have. They love it.

We're learning something, right? Yeah. So Botox can have a good effect on if you've got a tight back passage. So you're saying because I am predominantly known for farting, it would be good for me? It would relax your sphincter. And have the opposite effect. Plus, also, you'd go from like a high-pitched eee

to like a tenor. Like a baritone. Like a joint of choir. Yeah. Right, is that enough scrotox in specter chat? You want more scrotum talk? No, that's enough. Okay.

Is there such a thing as vajotox? No, don't worry about it. Bree and Clint, it's Post Malone. And wow. Wow. That's how I would describe that chat we just had wow zms brie and clint the podcast