ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – April 17th 2019

Episode Date: April 17, 2019

How tall are you?A little town called BULLSDean McCarthy live from LAWhat did you get for the gram?Walkie Talkie fartsVANUTE Day3 recapCute dog storyBrees brothers no longer single…Birthday Banger!Brittanys love story from PalmySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have we found a toy for you? It's a former people mover. It turns more heads than any other car I've ever seen in my life. My life. The Venute is coming. Bree and Clint, on tour in the Venute. Life, baby, and I haven't showered yet. I can tell.

No, that's a lie. That's a pungent smell in my nostrils. That's the smell of the open road, baby. That's freedom. That's what smells like being away from your wifers. She can't control me anymore. She can't make me wash. She can't even make me change my undies.

I don't know about that. No, again, that's a joke. That's a joke. I'm running a very hygienic game. You have to when you're in such close quarters with each other, right? Bree, you and I have been sat in the front of this manute for three days together now. Yeah, it's been, you know, not very smelly in our car, but the producer's car, producer Ellie and producer Ben,

I've heard it's a... It's a fragrant, fragrant area. Yeah, it's a very fragrant zone. That's fine. They've got air conditioning. We don't have that in the vanute. We drove last night after we finished on air in Hamilton. We jumped on the road straight away

and we did two hours through the night to Taupo and it was freezing. My feet were like ice blocks. There is no heating, no air conditioning. You know, she's a vintage vehicle. There's no seals either. The wind comes in from everywhere. And I say this as a selling point, you know.

You really get the feel of the open road when you're out there in it. So if you're looking to buy this Venute off us afterwards, don't take the no air conditioning thing as a down point. It's definitely a selling point. It's definitely a selling point. It's a massive selling point along with everything else, including the rust. Today, we journeyed from Taupo across the desert road. We saw Mount Ruapihu, and we came through all the great towns on the way, including Bulls, Taihape, we went through Fielding as well,

and now we're in the square in Palmerston North. How good's Parmy? You know what? It's actually stunning here today. And the square is looking in pristine condition. I like all my Parmy's. I love my Parmy North. I love my Parmy in general.

And I love my Parmajana. Chicken Parmy. Chicken Parmy. Yeah. We're right in the middle of the square if you feel like coming down to visit today. Go on. We're also looking for something we're calling Parmyana. Yeah. We're right in the middle of the square if you feel like coming down to visit today. Go on. We're also looking for something we're calling palmiana. Yes.

If you have a piece of palmiana, and we don't know what that is, something iconic about Palmerston North, whether it's a food. It could be a pie from a local bakery that everyone raves about. It could be some kind of picture. Or you could be iconic. You could be Benny Tipony listening to us this afternoon, and you want to come and visit us in the square, that's fine. Or the naked pie man.

Come on down. Only if you're naked, though. Only if you're naked. And packing pies. Yes. If you do, we're going to reward the best piece of Parmiana with free dinner tonight for you and your friends. How good.

How good. Swap us a pie for free dinner. Also, we're going to continue to get you to Auckland for Avengers Endgame, a brand new location. Let's do it. Assemble Tauranga. Oh, Tauranga. The mighty bay of plenty.

If you would like to fly from Tauranga to Auckland this Tuesday and see Avengers Endgame in IMAX, we have flights thanks to Air New Zealand's Grabber Seat. We have a night at the Ridges Hotel for you and that most important bit, tickets for you and a friend to see Avengers Endgame

before anybody else. Let's go. 0800 dial ZM right now. We'll do that next. This is Benny in Soaked. Bree and Clint live from Palmy

in the square. ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. We are in Palmy North today on the third day of our Venute tour, and we were lucky enough to be taken around by a local today, Brittany. Yeah, Brittany came and showed up and she goes, Get in the Venute.

I'm showing you exactly what you need to see. We spoke to Brittany last week on the show. Was she the best ambassador for Palmy? Look, I think she was an honest ambassador. She was honest. She was honest. If she was working for the council, if she was working for Tourism Palmerston North, she would have lost her job today.

Yeah, probably not the best job for Brittany. But it was interesting because we talked to her on the show last week and she said she listens to the show quite often. And the first thing she said to us today when we met her was, oh, you guys are so much taller in real life than what I expected. Which I don't think, you're tall and I've heard people say that to you before. I'm six foot two, but I don't feel tall at ZM because we work with Ross Boss, who's six foot eight. Which is just ridiculous.

It's too big if you ask me. Like, what are you up to? Can he fit in cars? Can you calm down, Ross Boss? Is he all right? No, he's not all right. No. Yeah, and then yesterday

And I'm about 5'10". People were wondering. I don't think of and call me arrogant, I don't think of you as tall. I don't, because you're shorter than me. Oh, because that's a good gauge. But also, you can fit in the Venute comfortably. I can't fit in this thing. We're driving along and every little

bump that we go over, I smack my head into the roof. And look, the Venute's a premium vehicle. It's got carpet on the ceiling, so that's not as big an issue as it would be on other vehicles. But yesterday, we were sitting at a cafe just before the show, and speaking of tall people, this woman

walked in and she was stunning. Like, so beautiful. But I reckon she was about 6'7"? 6'7", you reckon? I reckon she was that tall, mate. Yeah, she had to be, like, a netball player, right? She had to be. Or a basketball player. No, you don't say that to really tall people.

No, you do. That's what you say straight away. Oh, do you play basketball? Oh, what's the weather like up there? Jeez, what size shoes do you have? You know who wouldn't get those questions? Who? Ross Boss.

Why? Just because he doesn't look that athletic. Oh, he would have got a bit Oh, that's rough. No, I'm not saying in a bad way. I'm just saying he doesn't look like he's super athletic. I've got a really, really easy question for you this afternoon. This is simple. We're not trying to make it too hard for

a Wednesday. Hit him with it, Bree. How tall are you? We're looking for the above average tall people. If you think you're tall, we want you to call through on 0800DIALZM. We're looking for the, you know, above average tall people. If you think you're tall, we want you to call through on 0800DIALZM. We're looking for ZM's tallest listener. That's exactly what we're looking for this afternoon. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Teach, we are live from Palmerston North. P-Naughty, we're in the square. I learned that today, by the way, P-Naughty. P-Naughty. What were the other ones? Oh, there's some names that you can't say for Palmerston North. Palm Springs was another good one. Yeah, I didn't know that was a colloquial term for Palmerston North, but I like it.

I started calling it P-Nizzy. P-Nizzle. Yeah, P-Nizzy. We're in the square if you want to come down and say hello today. We're broadcasting live from the Venute. And today we've got a very simple question for you. How tall are you? How tall are you?

It's pretty easy. We're tall-ish. We had Brittany, who is a local from Palmerston North, come over to us earlier today. And she said, the first thing that I noticed, you guys are a lot taller in person. Yeah, well, you can't really tell how tall someone is from the radio, right? You can't tell. Do you have a tall voice? I don't know.

Can you have a tall voice? I'm going to give you an example listening in your car. I'm going to talk to a man right now. His name's Matt. Hi, Matt. G'day. Oh, no, see, that is a tall voice. You can tell that Matt is tall. Say, I'm Matt, and I'm five foot nothing, Matt. G'day. Oh, no, see, that is a tall voice. You can tell that Matt is tall.

Yeah. So you say, I'm Matt, and I'm five foot nothing. Yeah, g'day. I'm Matt. I'm five foot nothing. See, I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it.

Don't believe it. You've got a tall man's voice. Is it because you're longer? Does the voice have more room inside the body to resonate? I don't know the science behind it. How tall is Matt exactly? I'm six foot seven, about two meters tall. Six foot seven?

What's the question you get asked most often? How's the air up there? And how is it? Oh, it's fine. It's good? Chris Palme Day down here. It's beautiful. We've asked you on the phones as well. 0800DIALS.ZM. Hi, Adam. Hello. Adzi, how tall are you?

How tall do you reckon I am? He's got a tall voice too He sounds tall I'm going to give you a 6'3 You're a 6'3 in my ears I'm going to say 6'4 Nah 6 foot

No Even There you go 6 foot 7 did he say? 6 foot even 6 foot even That just blew our theory out of the water But 6 foot's a good height

Hi Dylan Hi How are you mate? Dylan how old are you? out of the water, but six foot's a good height. Hi, Dylan. Hi. How are you, mate? Dylan, how old are you? I'm 18. So would you say you're full grown yet, Dylan? I don't know.

No, I'd say he's not full grown yet, but how tall do you reckon Dylan is? I don't know, Dylan. How tall are you, mate? Six-four. Six-four. You're a big boy. And do you play any sports? No, I work, so.

No, okay. How big are your shoes? Eleven's. Yeah. Eleven's. You know what they say about big shoes. Long laces. They're on the end of Dylan's legs. Hi, Baxter. You know what they say about big shoes. Long laces. They're on the end of Dylan's legs.

Hi, Baxter. How are you going? Yeah, good. Oh, no. That's not a tall voice. A female. That's not me. That's my dad.

No, see, I can tell straight away. How tall are you first? I'm a midget. That's all I can say. That's all right. I could have picked that from your voice. And how tall is your dad? Um, he's six foot five.

Damn. What's the question your dad gets asked most often? Can you get that down from that aisle? I love it. Love it. Last up is Sean. Hi, Sean. Hi, Sean.

How's it going? Hi. How old are you, Sean? I'm Sean. How's it going? Hi. How old are you, Sean? I'm 24. It's actually for my mate. He's just turned 22 and he's 7'4". Are you kidding? Is that a joke?

No, I'm serious. 7'4". Is your mate Stephen Adams? No, his name is Jonty. Jonty. I don't think Stephen Adams is even that tall. No, I don't think so either. Hey, Sean.

Yeah? What's that? He's got some kind of bone disease. He can't stop growing. Right. He physically can't stop growing? No. Wow.

They reckon by the time he's 30, he'll be dead. Only because being that tall, all the blood goes, obviously, to the heart kind of thing. Yeah. So, yeah, that's what he's looking for. It's hard to bring that back, isn't it? I've got to be honest with you, Sean. You really took the... Derailed that part, didn't you, Sean?

You really took the life out of that one. Oh, even that's a bad pun. We're going to let you go, and we're going to carry on. See you, Sean. Bree and Chloe, we're live from Parkmouth to North. Oh, look, a dead cat. ZM's Bree and Clint, we're live from Palmerston North. Oh, look, a dead cat. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. We're live from Palmerston North today.

We're on tour in the Venute, half van, half ute. And today we went from Taupo across the desert road, saw some beautiful sights, through some small towns, and here we are in the square in Palmerston North. It was a good trip today, actually. The Venute, she went really well uh bulls was a very interesting town bulls because we put this out on instagram yesterday where do we need to go like what do we need to do on this road trip between this lake and bulls came through number one tiny tiny place like the main center of bulls is only like a small street with about 10 stores on it and a museum but it came through in truckloads that we need to go there.

Because they're well known for all the bull puns. Yeah, very creative. Whoever was put in charge of tourism for bulls. Nailed it. Job done. You can retire off that. They went ballistic with the puns, didn't they? Yeah, I see what you've done there.

I see what you've done there. And this is nice. And I'm not good at puns. That one just came to me. This is good good clean family fun It is Here are the best Bulls puns According to Bulls

Okay now we're in Bulls Where everything is a Bull pun Let's roll through some The Information Centre Informable The Police Constable The RSA

Respectable The Bulls Library. Mother Goose Cafe. Windmill Deli. Bullstown Hall. Carol Lewis, Property Agent. Lister Bull. What about the veterinary services?

Animal hospitable. See, that's what you want, right? They nailed it, mate. And this is the thing, too. If you're listening in Bulls and you're like, how come they didn't give us a sign? You can apply it to any business. Just do whatever you like.

Absolutely any business. I noticed there was a few businesses that weren't there, but I thought I'd test your pun knowledge. Yeah, hit me. I can do this. And here's a few businesses that you can apply the Bulls puns to. What about a dentist? Easy. Drillable. Yeah. Or pullable. Or pullable. I like pullable. Or fillable. That's more Botox, I think. Yeah, true. Yeah, well, that works as well. What about a gas station? Pumpable. It's true. And last one, a massage parlour.

Rub-a-bull. You're unbelievable. Z.M. Spree and Clint, the podcast. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Dean's in Hollywood. We're in Palmerston North. So we're both on tour, really, aren't we? Technically, he's in Hollywood.

We're in Palm Springs, close to each other. Yeah, there you go. Dean, good afternoon. How you going? G'day, guys. I wish I was in the venue. That'd be beaut. Wouldn't it?

I know, right? I don't know if there's room for three of us, but it'll be nice. It'd smell nicer if you were in there, that's for sure. That's definitely true. Hey, tell us why Justin Bieber might be getting sued by the paparazzi. Yeah, this is crazy. So what happened was Justin Bieber was leaving church in his full drive and he accidentally hit a paparazzi.

Okay, now it truly was an accident. As you can imagine, when you're trying to drive out and there's a hundred flashing lights in your face, he hit the guy, the guy fell down. Bieber even got out of the car to check if he was okay. The guy sued Justin's insurance company, didn't get the money that he wanted, and now he's suing Justin Bieber for probably a couple of million dollars for, you know, running him down.

But if you can imagine how close the guy must have been to the car to even be struck by the car. Like, they're so dangerous in what they do, the paparazzi with these celebrities. It's so dangerous. They can't even see it because the flashing lights. You know, like, when you see it. Let's pretend you're driving the Venute

and a high beam comes along. And, you know, like, you can't even see. Imagine 100 of them in the Venute. You can't see anything in the Venute as it is. Also, if we hit someone in the Venute, I think the Venute would fall apart before the person did. It's that old. Do you have any friends?

Because you live in LA and you see these people all the time, Dean. Do you have any friends who are paparazzi? No, I don't. But what I do, I have a friend that's like an undercover reporter. She goes to parties and she tells secrets and stories. And I have gotten to know the photographers. So here's the weird thing. All the celebrities know the paparazzi.

There's actually not that many paparazzi. There's like a group of them. They do all the red carpets. And the celebrities, when they turn up, they know all their names. They're like, oh, hey, Julie. Hey, Steve. It's very unusual. The paparazzi actually know the celebrities and vice versa.

True. Wait, go back to your friend that's an undercover reporter. Does that mean she goes to parties and poses like she's a no one and tries to get all the dirt and dish on all the celebrities and then she just reports on it? Yeah, that's right. So she goes to after parties at the Grammys and things like that and she does the in-depth

I get some good stuff. I want that, Joel. Whoa! I want that, Joel. What's the biggest story that she's broken? Well, she was said to, it's not the biggest, but she's broken? Well, she was sent to, this is kind of, it's not the biggest, but I thought it was the most interesting. Remember when the guy, the hot mugshot guy, when he started dating Chloe Green, who's like a billionaire?

Well, she uncovered that. She was sent to the hotel where they were staying. They were like, okay, we've got an undercover mission for you. Sort of like a spy, like the English version of a spy. Sent her to the hotel to stay at the hotel where they were staying and she was at the pool when they started hanging out in the cabana. She's the one that slipped the photos and she's the one that broke the story. So she does that.

What a weird job. Yeah, you would. Keep that relationship alive. Also, just quickly, we're running late, but we need to know about the possibility of America having its first gay president. Oh my God. No, it's not me.

I know what you're thinking. Calm down, everyone. Calm down. Please. Here's the deal, right? This guy's name is Pete Buckenheim, I think his last name is.

He's the first openly gay guy running for the president of the USA. He's 37. Hollywood has become obsessed with him. Everyone from Ellen DeGeneres, Ryan Reynolds, Mandy Moore,

even the Kennedys have already given him money towards his campaign. This guy, go and look him up online. He's so charming and so modern and so cool and chill. Yeah. He's got the backing of Hollywood. We're really pumped about it. Dean, a 37-year-old prime minister is working pretty well for New Zealand at the moment, so maybe it's on the cards.

Yeah, this whole race is going to be so interesting. Okay, Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood. Thank you. Love you. That's great. Love you. Bye. Bye, guys.

This is Bridges Auckland featuring New Zealand's only unique dining in the dark experience. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. We have been on tour in the Venute, and we've been spending so much time together, our little team, you, me, producer Ben, producer Ellie. It's been really nice. And one thing we did yesterday was I dragged you all out of bed super, super early to climb the mount. Yeah, we were broadcasting from Mount Monganui right beside it. And you said we can't leave without getting that iconic Graham photo. Because I've seen this photo on Instagram, and I know what I sound like, but it's a beautiful Graham picture.

I don't think worry about what you sound like. People are too hung up on that, and people are too worried to actually get the right, to put the time in to get the right photo. Yeah. But you reflect on it so much better when you look at it and you go, man, that's a cool shot. Man, I had fun. I'm positive about it.

I really like it. I had a great time, even though I nearly had an asthma attack. Yeah. And we climbed the mount super early. We got to the top, and we ended up getting out onto this rock, and we got a great photo. We got a great photo, and we got a great perspective as well. We got to look out right over the mount and Tauranga as well. Namaste.

Namaste, baby. You know, we really found our place in the world that morning. It was really cool. We all bonded. But, you know, at the end of the day, when push comes to shove, we did it for the gram. I noticed you haven't grammed it, though. Yeah, that's because you haven't sent me the photo that you took on your damn phone.

Oh, yeah, that's true, yeah. You don't have AirDrop anymore. So you did it for the gram and you can't even get the gram. I've been waiting for the photo. I'm in charge of your photo. What if I put your photo up? How gutted would you be if I put it out before you? Do it and see what happens, mate.

I dare you. Other than that, what have you done for the gram before? I was in Bali, I think not last year, the year before, and we went to this sacred temple and we had a tour guide. He was lovely. last year, the year before, and we went to this sacred temple and we had a tour guide. He was lovely. And we were at this one part and he said, this is, it was kind of in the middle of the mountains and there was a waterfall where the water came down the waterfall and then into this sacred temple.

And there was like a kind of like a rock pool like area with like statues and stuff. Yes. And we were like, dude, what's that? His name was Terry, tour guide. He was Balinese. And he said, oh, that's where, you know. Sounds it. Balinese people, that was his Caucasian name he gave himself.

Oh, right. Okay. That wasn't his real name. And he said, you know, that's where people go and bathe away their sins. And it was an epic, epic looking place. And I took off some of my clothes. Yeah. Are you supposed to do that?

Yes. Right, okay. So he gave us like a sarong and he encouraged us. So they want you to desecrate a sacred Balinese temple with your naked boobies. We made sure. We said, Terry. Oh, Terry, that's sick. I might get my tits out.

Am I allowed to get my areolas in here? And he said, Terry. Oh, Terry, that's sick. I might get my tits out. Am I allowed to get my areolas in here? And he said, yeah. And anyway, put on this sarong and then walked through this ancient ruin in this water that was so cold. But yeah, did it for the gram. Did it for the gram. Yeah. Did it get the likes?

It could have went better. Really? But it went all right. God, you combine ancient Balinese culture and nudity and you still didn't get likes. What does a girl have to do these days? Should have got my boobs out. To get some Instagram hits, right? Should have just got my boobs out.

800 dials EDM. Our question for you this afternoon is, where do you get your boobs out? No, no, it's not. No, no, no, no, it's not. No, no, no, no, it's not. No, no, no. It's what did you do for the gram? Did you go somewhere way out of the way?

Like, did you drive for hours just for one photo? Did you buy flights to a specific country just to get a single shot did you go on a 20 kilometer hike the tonga crossing we've all done it just for the gram just for the gram not for the experience not for the fitness not for the culture just for the gram what did you do for the gram you can text us on 9696 or call us on 0800-DIAL-ZM. We're talking about what have you done for the gram. That seems to be a regular thing these days where people go out of their way to do something, you know, extreme or maybe just do something just to get a photo for the gram.

We all climbed on the roof of the Venute today for a gram as well in front of Mount Ruapehu on the desert road. When it was stationary. Oh, yeah, when it was stationary. Yes, it was parked. It. Yes. It was parked. It was safe. It was fine. God, a moving one would be dramatic.

No, that would be stupidity. No, it would be stupid, but... That photo is incredible, though, in front of Mount Ruapehu. Yeah, it's on my phone. I'll get it to you sometime. God, you've got to get a Samsung so I can Wi-Fi transfer it to you. Well, just get AirDrop back. Well, no, I've got Wi-Fi...

Either or. Oh, well. Yeah. I've got some photos of you. You've got to get a Samsung so I can Wi-Fi transfer it to you. Well, just get AirDrop back. Well, no, I've got Wi-Fi. Either or. Oh, well. I've got some photos of you. You've got some photos of me. We'll never share them. Unless I put them up on my gram. We want to know what you've done for the gram this afternoon on 0800.ZM. Jordan.

Hi, Jordan. Hello. What have you done for the gram? Okay, I'm not going to lie. A couple of years ago, I went to Europe on like a, I'm going to find myself like tour. Wanted to make some new friends. Eat, pray, love.

But the real reason I was going was so I could get good gram. Oh my god. That's a long way to go, Jordan. Yeah, worth it. I reckon they've changed the spots on Contiki and things like that now. Yeah, was there particular spots where you thought, oh, I really want to get that particular photo in places like that?

So they would actually take us to spots before, like, we would go out for dinner, and they would say, cool, so now we're going to take you to this place in Florence so everyone, you can get all your view photos. Like, they knew that that's what people wanted to do. That's exactly what I'm saying. Wow. Yeah. Best Instagram photo in Europe would be where? Definitely in front of the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, perfect.

Well, that's, you know, that's the original Graham photo. You know what one's coming up a lot now, too, is in front of the Notre Dame. People are doing a throwback photo at the moment going, oh, I was there. Let's go to Courtney. Hey, Courtney. Hi, Court. Hello. What have you done just for the gram, Courtney?

We actually flew to Samoa just for two nights just to get some good gram butter. Was it so you could go to that water, you know, the water hole where you have to climb down the ladder? Yeah. Yeah. What is that called? Yeah. Bree showed me a photo That's exactly what we were going for.

Yeah. Bree showed me a photo of her friend in that exact pool just yesterday. Yes. And you get the iconic shot of you coming up the ladder with the blue water in the background, right? Exactly. Just for the gram. And was it worth it, Courtney? It was totally worth it. It was expensive, but it was worth it.

Do you have an Instagram boyfriend? No. Who takes your photos for you? My best friend. Who takes your shots? Oh, yeah, even better. Courtney, if you love the gram that much, give it a plug. What's your Instagram?

Courtney-mean. Courtney-mean. Go and see the Samoa photos. There we go. Last, Bradley. Hey, go. Last, Bradley. Hey, Bradley. Hi, Brad. Oh, hey, how's it?

Good. What have you done just for the gram, Brad? Sometimes I'll go and buy like $100 worth of ingredients and spend like hours making one meal just for one photo. What, just for the... You're a food grammar. That's awesome, Brad. Are you the kind of person who

lets the food go cold just so you can spend more time getting the right lighting, the right shots, just so it goes up on Instagram? It's more important that it looks good than it tastes good? Pretty much. What's the most elaborate meal? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not the most deliberate meal. I don't know. I did some like rolled lamb and stuff, but nothing really elaborate. It's hard to recreate restaurant meals in a crappy kitchen. Just do a chicken parmy. That would get a ton of likes. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Oh, is it my turn?

You need to talk about what you've been doing while we've been driving. I feel like you're punishing me. No, no, no, no, no. It's just, it's unconventional. And I need you to picture this. So we're driving quite long hours. We're zigzagging across the country. It's not a linear journey from Auckland to Wellington.

We're zigzagging along. And late last night not a linear journey from Auckland to Wellington. We're zigzagging along. And late last night, we were trying to cut our journey in half, and we were travelling from Hamilton to Taupo. We're taking in turns driving, and last night you stepped up, which was really nice, and you said, I'll drive this leg. And I said, perfect. We got into the Venute, and Producer Ben and Producer Ellie are driving in the other vehicle.

Yeah, they're in our chase car. They're in the chase car just in case the Venute breaks down because we were quite worried about that happening. Yeah. And the coolest part about the trip for me is we've had these walkie-talkies. Yeah. From one car, Venute, to the other car, which we gave each other nicknames across the walkie-talkies,

which you have to do that over the UHF. Yes. So our car, the Venute, is called Nighthawk, and the Chase car, the car that producer Ben and producer Ellie were in, we called that Shipbox. Shipbox, yeah. You know, because everyone's got to have a codename. You know, the police do it on big stings. They had them on top going, everyone needs a codename.

Exactly right. And last night, I mean all I was doing was using the walkie talkies for what any person would use the walkie talkies for. I was communicating with our other vehicle from our vehicle. We managed to catch her on Instagram.

Have a listen to this. So we've got these walkie talkies where we can talk to Ben and Ellie who are in the other car just in case we break down. Come in, Shipbox One. Yeah, Shipbox One. Let me know if you can hear this.

Can you hear that fart, Shipbox One? Oh, f***! Did you hear it excellent uh that's where we say roger that over and out that is all here's the thing you um because you think this is just going between you and the producers on their walkie-talkie it's not a private frequency anybody anybody near us in a truck in some kind of emergency vehicle and anyone any kind of vehicle that has the same uhf frequency as us they're listening to you fart on a walkie-talkie on the on the open road just so you know just so you know

hey i've got bigger concerns. We're now talking about it on a national radio show. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. This road trip is three days in now. Where's your favourite place we've been so far? This country's so, like, so beautiful. I don't... Oh, my God, thank you.

I don't know if I can have a favourite place. You can. We've seen some really cool stuff. You know where I actually really loved because it reminded me of my hometown? You're going to say the Mount? No, the Mount didn't because it's coastal and I love the Mount. I'm obsessed. I want to go back.

Yes. But the town that reminded me most of my hometown, country town, Morrinsville. Oh, okay. I really liked it. It was really cute and just the people were really lovely. But everywhere we've been, everyone has been so nice. We've been to some amazing places, including Taupo and the Mount and that sort of thing.

And no offence to the people of Morrinsville, I don't think anybody expected you to say that was your favourite. I just like the vibe. What about you? Even the Prime Minister, who's from Morrinsville, she probably would have heard that and gone, shit, Bree, really? And the Mount. The Mount was very favourite. I just like the vibe. What about you? Even the Prime Minister, who's from Morrinsville, she probably would have heard that and gone,

shit, Brie, really? And the Mount. The Mount was very good. What about you? Crossing the desert road for me, every time we do it, is breathtaking. You go across the central plateau there

and you see Mount Ruapihu, you see Mount Tongareira. Yeah, Mount Doom from Lord of the Rings. It looks like a movie. You can see why they filmed it there. It just looks like a movie, right? See, you're not getting that anywhere else in the world. No, you're not.

So we're very, very lucky, and it's cool that we get to do this and experience this, and we're trying to meet people and see things all along the way. That's been my favourite thing, meeting people from everywhere. Here's a wrap-up of the Venute tour, day three. Bree and Clint on tour in the Venute. Sing it. The Venute is coming.

Okay, we're starting the road trip in Taupo. We're about to hit the road. The Venute needs about 30 minutes to warm up before it will even move. So do my nipples. Fretnip, am I right? Yeah, you're definitely right. You could cut glass with those things. Okay, we've made it halfway along the desert road in the Venute and we're just getting some selfies could cut glass with those things. Okay, we've made it halfway along the desert road in the Venute,

and we're just getting some selfies at Mount Ruapehu. You tell me if the Kiwis say this like the Aussies, but all I've got to say about this spot right here is this is living, Barry. No, we don't say that. We've made it to Taihape. We're at the big gumboot, and we've got... Are you guys fans of the gumboot or the Venute? Both.

One word to describe the venute? Gorgeous. Breathtaking. Unique. Red. Red. Magical. I think authentic. I like that one, authentic. Okay, now we're in bulls where everything is a bull pun. The information centre.

Informable. The police. Constable. The RSA Respectable Carol Lewis, property agent Listable We've just got to Palmy North. Yeah.

You've been driving all morning. Yeah. Would you agree that we've probably had a higher amount of toots today? More toots today than Monday or Tuesday, yeah. Yeah. Let's go outside. I've got something to show you. Just want you to read out the sign.

That's been on the van all morning. It says, honk if you're horny. My favourite bit is that every time Clint, who's driving, has gotten a toot, he's just went to town and started tooting back to everyone. Or can I just say... Brie and Clint on tour in the Venute. Is that Honkinville Horny sign still on the Venute?

I think it is. Right. Good to know. A lot of toots today. Because I thought they were always being friendly, but if they're being... I mean, it's fine if they're being horny too, but just careful if you're doing that in driving.

I love Clint today, and you're like, oh, everyone's just tooting're being horny too, but just careful if you're doing that and driving. I love Clint today and you're like, oh, everyone's just tooting up a storm today. People love us. No, they just, no, you get the point. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I promised you a really nice dog story and that's what you're going to get. We've been meeting some really nice dogs on this tour too.

God, I love when people bring their dogs down. If you're in Palmy North right now and you're listening to this can you please bring your dog to the square i'd love to meet your dog bing bong and also calling all dogs of palmerston north please converge on the square asap that'd be great brie is in desperate need of a pet i would love that um but there was this story i read today she wants to pet the dog she doesn't want to be petted herself. No, yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, either or. Okay.

And it comes from Thailand. So picture this, right? There's all these guys and they're working on this oil rig and they're 220 kilometres from shore. Right. So that's a long way, right? Yeah. It's a long way into the ocean.

It's ages. Ages. They're sitting on this oil rig and one guy says to another guy, he goes, what's that swimming in the water? And they thought it was some sort of sea creature. They didn't really know. They thought it was a seal at first. All they could see is a head bopping up and down inside the water.

Next minute, they realised it was a dog. What, all the way out at sea? A dog, 209 kilometres from land, in the sea, swimming. That is terrifying. Terrifying. So one of the guys, they've called to the dog, and they've tried to call out for the dog, and the dog has swum over to them, and then they've hoisted the dog up onto the oil rig.

Yeah. Rescued the dog. Great result. How did the dog get out there? Because I've done a swim before, like a good ocean swim, but I did two kilometres and I was absolutely munted. Exactly. 209 kilometres? Even with doggy paddle?

It's not possible. It's crazy, right? Yeah. So they reckon the dog fell from a fishing trawler. Okay. And he was on board the fishing trawler. They don't know where he fell or how long he was in the water, but apparently, yeah, this dog doing doggy paddles,

still afloat, and yeah, got rescued. That's great news. Like, it's a happy ending. I'd hate to think of what would have happened otherwise, but also, can you think of how much of a celebrity that dog would be on the oil rig? If it was just me and 10 other guys on an oil rig in the middle of the ocean, as soon as a dog comes out, you know who is the MVP of the day, right?

Exactly right. Absolutely. They named him Boonrod, and he's now being rehomed in Thailand. Boonrod. Boonrod. Great. Okay. I want to share a story with you right now about my brother.

We've talked about my brother on the show a little bit. Your hot brother, hot Aiden. No, just Aiden. By the way, ladies, Aiden's crossfitting now. So I'm just saying, if you can handle the crossfit part of him, then he's going to get extra reps. This is actually a little bit of bad news for anyone that may have been interested in my brother when we talked about him the first time.

He texted me last night, and you and I were talking about this in the Venute because we were on the road trip. Yeah. And he texted me and he said, he goes, oh, no, something bad's happened. I said, are you okay? Is everyone okay? He goes, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. He's like, a bit of a situation.

He's actually got a girlfriend. How dare he? That's not the bad thing. How dare Aidan get a boyfriend? Produce the bad thing how dare hot aiden get a boyfriend produce produce ellie just said what you've got a boyfriend ellie oh so i'm pretending to be surprised i already knew that and i and i'm sure she's lovely however she is um he's got a girlfriend her name's kim and he said to me he goes oh i to be honest i've known her sister since we were about seven.

Oh, okay. So I know their family. Right. Yeah, because we all grew up in the same place. A bit like Palmy North. Everyone knows everyone. And he said to me... Everyone's dating everyone's sister. Palmy North.

Yeah, kind of. Anyway, he said to me, he goes, oh, Kim, his girlfriend, her phone broke. And she'd ordered a new one. But I think she had about a week or two weeks where she needed, you know, just a phone to use while her new one was coming. He goes, so I offered up my old iPhone. Yeah, nice. And I said, oh, that's nice of you. God, he's generous, eh?

Hot and generous. So generous. And he said, and that was all fine, and she was using my old phone. And he goes, you know, I'd wipe the phone. So it was just like a brand new phone, but it was old. And he said it wasn't until she bought her new iPhone and she set it up, and I don't know exactly what she'd done, but turns out now because she had used his old phone, her new phone has synced with his iCloud,

and all of his photos, every single last photo from his old phone is now on her new phone. Disaster. They're new. It's a new relationship. Oh, no. The phone was from before when they dated. This is why I don't trust the cloud.

No one knows where it is. No one knows how it works. What are they trying to do to people? What are they trying to do? I've never heard one good story come out of this and go, you know what has been really helpful for my relationship? The cloud. The cloud.

The cloud. My phone automatically sharing all of my information, photos and location without my permission or understanding of how it's even working. It's working out really well for me. You don't trust the cloud. No one's ever said that. No, you don't trust the cloud.

I said to him, I was like, you know, because knowing my brother, he's pretty, pretty you know he's pretty straight edge and i said is there anything on there that you're worried about he goes there's one particular night that i went on a bucks party yes that i'm a little bit concerned about the photos that are on there has he got some pictures of the magician yeah there was a magician he said um and i said you know are you in those photos i haven't heard an update from him yeah um but yeah all of his phone all of his photos from his old phone and now on his girlfriend's new phone off the cloud i want to put you in the position of kim your brother's girlfriend you uh you all of a sudden have access to all of your partner's photos.

They've all downloaded onto your phone. You have access to their entire iCloud. You have two options. Yeah. One, delete all the photos. Yeah. Straight away. The second option, you look at them.

Yeah. Be honest with me right now. Would you look? Don't do that to me. I would. If I was in that situation, I wouldn't do that to me i would if i was if i was in that situation i wouldn't be able to help myself i would never go into a partner's phone no i'm not saying that i'm saying the digital gods have put the photos that they've told you you need to look they've put them on your phone specifically would you look yeah i'd have a sneaky look yeah me too i have curiosity would

get the better of they're on my phone my phone. Technically, they're mine now. Are we bad people for saying that? That's the ethical dilemma we have for you this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM or text 9696. Is it wrong to have a look? If you instantly got access to all of your partner's photos before you tell them or ask permission, is it wrong to have a little look?

Would you have a look? Mm. 0800 dial ZM right now or you can text us on 9696. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. We're live from Palmy. We're in the square. You're still welcome to come down and say hello. We've just had an influx of dogs, which we are not complaining about at all.

It is like Christmas down here in the square. Harry back in the studio. On to it quick. My favourite part was we were all standing around there Clint before around the venute and then Zeus

this big German shepherd just drops this big turd right in front of everyone was he a German shepherd? yeah a cross a German shepherd cross because he's jet black

yeah he was a cool dog wow okay well like we said if you've got more dogs you're welcome to bring them down hey bring them on down we'd love to meet them they're some beautiful dog we have an ethical i guess it's a relationship dilemma for you this afternoon concerning brie's hot brother aiden and his new girlfriend kim

yeah first of all sorry to break it to you that kim exists but she does and she seems to make aiden happy so i guess we're happy for him and things are going well it's a new relationship and my brother texted me last night and he said, oh, no, I'm a bit worried. He lended Kim his old iPhone because hers had broke and she ordered a new one. He goes, it's fine. You can borrow my old one until it gets here, which was fine. And it wasn't fine when she got her new phone. And then for some reason, something has happened.

And all of his photos from his old iphone have now synced from his icloud to her new phone we want to know if you were in that situation would you have a look is it okay to have a look and i'm not talking about asking permission i'm also not talking about going into their phone and having a look i'm saying they magically appear on your phone are you allowed to have a look? I love the text. There's so many texts on this. Someone has said it's so wrong, but I'd definitely have a look. Yeah, me too. I think that's my opinion.

It is wrong, but I wouldn't be able to help myself. They've come into your possession. You're not going onto their phone. Levi's here. Hey, Levi. Hey, Levi. How's it going? Good, thank you.

What would you do? Yeah, I reckon if you... I know it's a new relationship, but if you've got a high level of trust, I wouldn't even bother looking. Ooh, so you're saying don't... You delete all the photos before you had a look. Yep. Okay.

That's a lot of self-control. Okay, thanks, Levi. Hey, Dave. Hi, Dave. Hey, guys. If all the photos from your new partner's phone got synced to your phone from the iCloud, would you have a look?

I'd be all over it. Love it. Hey, you're an honest man, Dave. What if it was the other way around? What if all your photos appeared on your partner's phone? Would you be okay with him or her having a look? Yeah, I've got nothing to hide. You never know, there could be some sexy selfies

that you might want to send to my phone. See, it's the sexy selfies that I'm keen for. It's when they get my photos and they see the 150 outtakes that it took to get the one selfie that I liked. Those are the ones that I'm terrified of getting out. It's not nudes. You do take a lot of selfies. No, you do.

I don't think any more than anybody else. But tell me take a lot of selfies. No, you do. I don't think any more than anybody else, but tell me you're nailing the first selfie that you take. You're not. No, I don't nail the last one. I don't nail any of them. Natasha's on the phone. 0800 dials it in. Hey, Natasha. Hi, how are you? What do you think, Tash? Well, I sort of think, yeah, it's human nature to have a look. I had something different but similar happen to me on a family trip. We'd gone overseas, an extended family, and my sister-in-law had used my tablet to check her emails and so on. She hadn't logged out and we came back from holiday a few months later and my computer at home,

my home PC had packed up. So my cousin, he is an IT person, he gave us a new computer and set everything up and set my emails up and unfortunately synced everything that I own, my phones, my tablets. And I didn't realise it started loading all her emails into my computer.

Oh, right. And of course, like I hadn't realised they were hers. And one was from our lawyer, who actually was her lawyer as well, which we didn't realise. So I looked thinking, what's Richard emailing about and the family trust had bought shares in her partner's or her husband's family business without sort of including us.

So you've been privy to a whole lot of information that you shouldn't have otherwise, all because the cloud has synced things up for you. Did it cause a problem? I mean, this wasn't your fault. Did it cause a big rift in the family? Massive rift. And even seven years later, it's still there.

Only because the main email that she had sent on my tablet. It wasn't very nice. We were all travelling as a big family group with a 12-year-old and a 1-year-old. I mean, it could have been worse. It could have been a nude selfie, I guess. Yeah. Hey, speaking of that, someone on the text machine said, my sister's iCloud downloaded on my dad's iPad.

And he was looking through and found some photos you probably wouldn't have liked your dad to have. I think he'll be more embarrassed than you. Really? Really? Really? It depends what was on there. Good luck to you, brother.

Good luck to Kim. And I'm really keen to know what that photo is that he doesn't want to get out. Feel free to share that on our Instagram. We will. We'll get it and we'll share it. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. My favorite part of the show where we get you guys to call up and we figure out what was the number one song on your 16th birthday.

First person up to play is Denise. Hi, Denise. Hi, Denise. Hi. What's your birthday? The 9th of the 1st, 1989. Okay, Denise, you were 16 in 2005 on the 9th of May. And back in 2005, this topped the charts.

Go nowhere. Let's just buy my side. I gotta have you around. Akon Savage Moonshine. What do you reckon, Denise? Not too bad. Pretty good. Not too bad.

Pretty good. Vanessa's on the phone. Hey, Vanessa. Hi. Hello. What's your birthday, Vanessa? 28th of May, 1997. Okay, Vanessa, you were 16 in 2003 on the 28th of May,

and on that day, this topped the charts. I got what you need. I'm in the making love, so come give me a hug. What a banger from 50 Cent. Yeah, I like that. It's a club. It's a good one, Vanessa. Go, Vanessa.

I like that. It's your birthday. 28th of May, 1987. It's Vanessa's birthday. It's your birthday. No, that's a good one. Last one is for... I've been told I have to say this name correctly.

Barney. Barney. Hi, Barney. Oh have to say this name correctly, Barney. Barney. Hi, Barney. Oh, hey, guys. It's Barney. Someone stitched us up, Barney. Barney, we're not in the studio at the moment. Someone else is answering the phones for us, and they said,

you've got to say it, Barney. It's just Barney. It's just Barney. That's fine. That's fine. What's your birthday? 20th December, simple. What's your birthday? 20th December 1990. Okay, Barney, you were 16 in 2006 on the 20th of December,

and this is your birthday banger. Wind it up. Wind it up. Ah, Gwen Stefani. Wind it up. Do you Ah, Gwen Stefani. Wind it up. Do you remember that track? No, I've got to be honest with you. I don't think I've ever heard that Gwen Stefani song.

Barney, do you remember it? No, I've never heard of it. How was that number one if none of us know it? I have no idea. Interesting, right? That was number one on the New Zealand chart. Look, Barney, it might be a great song. We just don't know.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, there you go. My vote is going for, it's between Savage and 50 Cent. What is more of a banger? 50 Cent. What do I hear less often?

Moonshine. But what does my gut tell me to play? 50 Cent. It's in the club this afternoon. It is in the club. Vanessa, congrats. We're playing your birthday banger. Thank you.

Let's do it, Vanessa. Here we go. Brie and Clint, Life in the Square. Oh, yeah. No regrets. This is it, Em. Go shout it. It's your birthday.

We're going to party like it's your birthday. We're going to sip a card and like it's your birthday. This is it. You're in the getting rough You can find me in the club Bottle full of bub Mama, I got what you need You need to feel the boss I'm in the having sex I ain't in the making love So come and give me a hug You're in the getting rough When I pull up out front You see the Benz on the

When I roll 20 deep It's always drama in the club Now that I roll with Dre Everybody show me love When you select them and them You can play a groupie love Look homie, ain't nothing changed Roll down, cheese up

I see exhibit in the cutting, man Roll them trees up You watch how I move A mistake before I play up here Been hit with a few shells Now I walk with a limp Ain't no hood in that letter Saying 50, you hot

They like me, I want them to love me Like they love pop But how they in New York Show to tell you I'm loco When the plan is to put the rack Game in a chunk I'm full of focus, man My money on my mind Got a meal, I have to deal And I'm loco When the plan is to put the rack game in a chump I'm full of focus, man My money on my mind

Got a meal off the deal And I'm still in the grind That shorty say she feelin' my style She feelin' my flow A girl from Woodeddy by And they ready to go I'm in the club Bottle full of bug

Mama, I got what you need You need to feel the boss I'm in the habit six I ain't into makin' love So come give me a hug Yeah, they're gettin' rough You can find me in the club. Bottle full of bub.

Mama, I got what you need. You need to feel the bars. I'm into having sex. I ain't into making love, so come give me a hug. It ain't getting rough. My flow, my show brought me to go. That brought me all my fancy things. My crib, my cars, my clothes, my shoes.

Look on me. I done came up and I ain't changing You should love it, way more than you hate it Oh you mad, I thought that you'd be happy I made it I'm the cat by the bar, toastin' to the good life Moved out the hood, now you tryna pull me back, guy My joint get to puffin' in the club, it's on I'm with my eyes, it's a chick, so she smash, she gone Hit the roof on fire, man Just let it burn up the token about money, homie, I ain't concerned I'ma tell you what banks told me, cause go ahead, switch the style up Outro Music We'll be right back. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger. 50 Cent and Indie Club.

Or as Mama Di likes to refer to him as, 50 cents. 50 cents. I have to apologize for my singing. It must be the cold weather out here in Palmy. Somebody said I'm sounding particularly nasally today. Yeah, that's what it is. Well, we all know from Friday Oaky that I'm a great singer. So there must be something.

I must have allergies or something. Yeah, that's it. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. We're in Palmy and we've been meeting some of the locals and we got a guided tour of Palmerston North today from someone called Brittany. It was a very nice offer. Brittany said she'd love to take us around Palmy, her hometown, and we did that with Brittany this afternoon.

That was the time, wasn't it? Hi, Brittany. Hello, how are you all? We're good. We said show us the three best things to do in Palmy. She goes, oh, are you all right if there's only two? So if I was looking for tourism in Palmerston North, I wouldn't hire you, but you gave us an honest review, right?

Yeah, well, it's better to be honest, you know. And then people know what they're getting. You've just showed up at our live broadcast, and you've said, boy, have I got a story for you. So, Brittany from Palmerston North, tell us your story. I've got some news for you guys. There's been a development since we left today. Wait.

So, we need to actually tell the first part of this story. So, you took us, I'm assuming this is what it's about. You took us to Porkchop Hill. Yes, we went to Porkchop Hill. And there was a notorious makeout spot in Palmerston North. And we went up there and we had a look. And the only other car that was up there was this young man. Yes.

What was his name? Josiah. Josiah was up there. And he was a strapping young lad. Pretty attractive fellow. Yeah, not bad. And I made a joke and I said, oh, Josiah, this is Brittany. What do you reckon?

We're here at Porkchop Hill. Let's make this happen. And then you laughed and nothing else was said until he made multiple other comments acting like he was keen. What's happened? So I got home from hanging out with you guys this afternoon and I had a message on Instagram. Did someone slide into your DMs? Somebody slid into my DMs.

Josiah. Josiah slid into my DMs. No josiah slid into my dms yes way what did he say oh i'll be honest i can't remember um what was it was about seeing us today yes and that we made his day so that was very he was a nice young man. He was really, really nice. Yes. So it turns out he was quite sad today. We weren't wrong.

He had a bad day, you said. He had a bad day. His girlfriend broke up with him last night. Because I asked him, you know, you've got to do a little bit of stalking. I heard you guys talking about the phones earlier. So I did a little bit of stalking, and I saw that there was a girl in his photos okay i was like this is weird i thought you were saying i mean i thought you said you were single he said well i am single now he said my girlfriend dumped me last night so is it fate long story short he's now single and slid into my dms the one one question I want to know. Are we invited to the wedding?

You guys will be like best man and maid of honour. Yes. Lock it in, Brittany. Love, maid at Porkchop Hill. Will it evolve? This is romance in real time. I'm enjoying this. Hey, I'm actually so excited.

I've got so many questions. That's the best story ever. How the hell did he find you on Instagram? What are you guys going to do on your first date? Will you name your first kid Bree or Clint? All these questions will be answered later. But Brittany from Palmy, thanks for the love story. You're very welcome.

I'm glad that I could help. Hey, we need a development on this show as it evolves. Keep us updated. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.