ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – April 18th 2019

Episode Date: April 19, 2019

Where did you have ya baby?VANUTE final recapDean McCarthy live from LAWhat is your irrational fear?Long weekend group tootWhat’s The Plot!Thursay-okeBirthday Banger!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have we found a toy for you? It's a former people mover. It turns more heads than any other car I've ever seen in my life. My life. The Venute is coming. Bree and Clint on tour in The Venute. Hang on a second. Remix that. The Venute has arrived.

We made it to Welly. Holy shit. I did not think we were going to do this, but we have. Here we are. Hey, congratulations, mate. Congrats to you. Here we are in the capital. And also. The Venute is here.

Congrats to the Venute. Give her a pat on the back. I can't believe she made it. Well done, girl. Well done. We're very, very proud of you. You deserve a big drink of oil and a bit of a rest. No, she drinks beer.

Does she? Yeah. Well, that's handy because we're parked up at a pub. We are outside the establishment on Courtney Place in Wellington right now. We're going to be here doing our show for the whole afternoon. Today's show brought to you by KGB. Love it. I just saw someone drinking one.

No, no, we are here. We're going to do the show outside the East Ab. Then tonight, if you want to come and join us for another couple of jars, we'll be back in here from 8.30 tonight. We just want to go away, you know, put our party clothes on, come back, and then we'll get into this from 8.30. But it is the day before the long weekend. Everybody's in a great mood, unless you're stuck in traffic.

Yeah, we were a part of the long weekend group too with Fletchford and Megan this morning. Yeah, we kicked it off. And can I just say, I think we smushed it. We did. We had fire trucks helping us out. I saw on Fletchford and Megan's Instagram that Vaughan had a bit of a tantee because they didn't break their own record of 10, which is the record. They got eight, though, and that still wasn't enough.

Eight's still good. Eight's still good. Is he going to be pissed off when he realized that we rigged ours, that we organized the Palmister North Fire Service to be a part of ours and to have their horns ready. Yeah, I don't know how he's going to feel about that. Shotgun not telling him. Let's just not. Let's just not. Hey, let him enjoy his weekend.

He's got his goats. Let him be oblivious. He doesn't know. He's got his goats. Just leave him to that, right? We also are going to continue to assemble New Zealand this afternoon. Yeah. This is a big ride to do it. Assemble Waikato. Chiefs Country 0800 dial ZM

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0800 dial ZM this is Lowe and Choi Sivan I'm so tired Bree and Clint ZM and Choice of Arne. I'm so tired. Bree and Clint, ZM, live from the establishment in Wellington. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. We are on tour in the

Venute all this week and we're in Palmy yesterday and it was a delightful time. Can I say I really enjoyed Palmy? People give it so much shit in the same way that they do Hamilton and I get it like there are some cruddy parts but there's some cruddy parts of every town we went to a great bar last night we went to a craft beer bar brew union brew union it was awesome and we also had

uh a listener come down and see us yeah jalees she was delightful she might be listening right now actually she drives trucks was it you who said to her when she arrived have you ever met another jalees in your life no that was ellie that was producer ellie and she said no she goes i've met a jaleesa but no not another jaleesa um anyway that's one way of saying um i think you've got a weird name it's unusual it's unique but she said to us um we were talking about all kinds of stuff last night and she mentioned that uh she was missing her nine-year-old son, and she, you know, her main thing was that. She knew where he was.

She hadn't misplaced him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was just physically, like, she was emotionally missing him. School holidays, yeah. And she was talking about when she had her son, she was in countdown, and she reckons within 15 minutes that's the whole entire labor she nearly had him in countdown what when she was giving birth i missed this part of the conversation yeah so she literally went into labor in countdown and just got to the hospital but she nearly had

to go aisle three clean up in aisle three okay i want you to think about that if you had to have your baby in countdown which aisle would you prefer to have it in? The candy aisle. That's the best aisle. Everyone knows that. Really? Yeah. Oh, right.

I would have gone like the nappies or like the baby wipes aisle. Nah. You've got to have candy after you're pushing that thing out. You know what this new baby needs? Wonkalicious. Stuff the baby. I want some candy. Right. Okay. Did she end up

Having it in countdown Or did she make it To the hospital She just made it To the hospital 15 minutes Is that good I don't imagine

You want to be in labour For hours and hours But is 15 minutes A bit brief I mean There's pros and cons I mean good For the pain wise

But not good If you're not At a hospital First baby First baby Wow Yeah and then she mentioned One of her friends Gave birth in a car I think she said Pain-wise, but not good if you're not at a hospital. First baby? First baby. Wow. Yeah, and then she mentioned one of her friends gave birth in a car, I think she said. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, just gave birth. You could give birth in the venute. Yeah, it's got a good spot in the back there. There's plenty of room for this bit here. Then it acts as stirrups for you, put your feet up on there. It got the conversation going as to where have people given birth before? I mean, it's a nightmare if you're not at a hospital. Unconventional birth locations.

Where were you born? At a hospital. Oh, boring. Yeah, what about you? At a hospital. Yeah. Oh, boring. There's a lot of home births happening these days.

My wife Lucy and I's friend planned to do a home birth in a swimming pool, like an inflatable pool yeah that's where they all do them usually yeah i mean it didn't go to plan i don't think she ended up having it there but god that's a hell of an option not keen by the way in the in the living room usually oh just with everyone imagine like after you give birth right and then you're sitting there watching you know shortland street and you're like oh yeah just there on the ground see that stain yeah that's where i gave birth what about the other way during the birth you're like, oh, yeah, just there on the ground. See that stain? Yeah, that's where I gave birth. What about the other way?

During the birth, you're on your inflatable pole going, and he's over there, the husband's over there watching the super rugby, just sitting on the couch. It's ideal. Everyone wins, right? We want to know from you this afternoon on 0800DIALSATM, do you know someone, maybe it was you, maybe it was your mum that gave birth

in a weird spot. Maybe you were born in a weird spot. We don't want home births. That's not unusual. That's, you know, you plan to do that. An unplanned spot. Where did someone give birth? What if it was a home birth but it was in a tree house? Okay, well that's unusual. You'll take that? Yeah, we'll take those but I doubt

we'll get one. 0800 DALZM. You can text us on 9696. Our question for you this afternoon is, where were you born? ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. We're on Courtney Place outside the establishment. We've met some really nice people on tour in the Venute this week. We have. And Jaleese came and saw us last night in Palmy

and she was telling some interesting stories. She was spinning some yarns. And one of the yarns was how she nearly had her son in the middle of Countdown, aisle three. You know how if you have your baby on, like if you have it in international waters, it gets to choose its residency, which country it gets to live in?

You know if you have a baby on a plane, they get free flights on certain airlines for life? Right, that's what I was wondering. If you have your baby in Countdown, does it automatically get a job at Countdown if it wants it? Yeah, probably. Maybe. I don't know.

If that's what you want. Yeah, if that's what you want. We're taking calls this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM. Where'd you have your baby? Where'd you have your baby, Petty? Where'd you have your baby? Hi, Petty. Oh, hiitty? Where'd you have your baby? Hi, Pitty.

Oh, hi, guys. Can you hear me? Yes, I can hear you. Oh, wait. Can you hear us? Just, because I had to turn my radio down. Okay, good. Can you hear Pitty?

Pitty? Yeah. Oh, wait. I can't. Can you hear her? Is she there? Pitty? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now Is she there? Petty? Can you hear me now?

Can you hear me now, Petty? Petty. Petty. Yes, I can hear you both. Wait, I nearly had her there. Can you hear me? Yes. Can you hear me?

Hey, Petty, I'm sorry. Petty, sorry. We're just being Petty. Where did you have your baby? Where did you have your baby, Petty? We want to being petty. Where do you have your baby? Where do you have your baby, Petty? We want to hear. Well, it's my mum who had me. Right, okay.

Right, and where did she have you? In the far north. Yeah. In the middle of a dirt track. Yeah. In the middle of nowhere, basically. God, that doesn't sound hygienic to me. A baby on the dirt track.

Like, put a towel down, I hope. Have the baby on the back road. Have my baby on the back road. In a car, Petty? Was she in a car, at least? No, she was on a horse. Oh, my God, that's not true. Is it true?

Petty, I don't mean to tell you how to tell your great birth story, but can I suggest next time you say it, when we go, where did you have your baby, say, my mum had a baby on a horse. I'm hoping she got... Start with that. I'm hoping she demounted the horse to, you know, at least push it out. Thanks, Petty. That was great, Petty.

Next on the show is Larissa. Hey, Larissa. Hi. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What story great, Penny. Next on the show is Larissa. Hey, Larissa. Hi. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. Whereabouts? What story have you got for us? I am the manager of a fast food place,

and we had a customer eating their lunch inside, and then she got up really fast and had to leave, and she had her baby outside in our car park. Hot damn. So she had the baby in the car park of the fast food restaurant. Was she in the drive-thru? No, she was just in the car park. She was inside eating and then she got up and left.

She had a toddler with her as well. So the toddler was in the experience. Right, and I'm going to look to our producers here. I'm putting my commercial sensitivities hat on here. Is it an issue to say which fast food outlet it was? Because it changes the dynamic for me. Can we find out where the best... I want to know.

Larissa, can you tell us what fast food outlet it was? It's Wendy's. Yeah, good. Good. She would have been in safe hands. Just think if it was Burger King, you'd have some like Whopper puns or something like that. Yeah.

A big... No, anyway. Grace is here. Hey, Grace. Hi, Grace. Yo, Sex Wax is back. Oh, Grace. We met Grace in the Waikato.

She came and saw us in Hamilton and she bought us a Sex Wax air freshener. That's why she said that weird thing just then. Yeah, that was weird to everyone else, Grace, apart from us three. Grace, I don't think you've got a baby. After meeting you yesterday, I don't think you've got a baby to have had in a weird place. No, I do not have a baby, but one of my close mates definitely did, and

there's a random place that she got born. Where was it? So, her parents are really into fishing, and they have a boat, and they were out probably 50km offshore, and her mum went into labour and had her out on a boat. Oh, my God.

You have to be really into your fishing if you're, like, almost full term to even go 50km offshore. Because, like, I don't know, but my wife is pregnant at the moment. I don't think we'll take her far away from the hospital at all even two weeks out from the baby

yeah you'd be you'd be silly to do that but I want to know Grace when after she's you know she's pushed it out on the baby

on the boat and she was like had her baby was she like oh I should throw this back it's too small you never know you never know

ZM's Bree and Clint The podcast We've been on tour All week Basically living out of the Venote And she has absolutely nailed it This is $3,000 well spent Yeah I don't regret anything

The most common question I've got this week Is people come up to me And they're like Did you actually buy it? No one believes you eh? No one No one believes us. Everyone thinks the radio station bought it.

I said, no, they wouldn't buy it. I had to buy it with my own money. Yeah, you say you buy it, but you radio station guys, it's full of shit, right? It's all bullshit, right? No, I wish we were. You should put your bank statement on our Facebook page. I can do that.

I'm pretty sure I sent it to the group after I paid the guy in Blenheim. Three grand of your own money. Little bit of help from Ross Boss to cover off a couple of costs, like a bit of rust removal. Yep, to get her a waft. Then we've been hooked up by a few people, like Rhino Racks have put free roof racks on it. I was like, we should get mags. It's already got

sick mags on it. Yeah, it's got sweet mags. I wanted to get spinners. I want to get a better sound system. If there's one thing I could do for Venute Season 2, it would be fix the sound system because this one sucks. Yeah, if you're listening

and you can hook us up, let us know for Season 2. Other than that, she's been a dream. Oh, no, I'd also get the heaters working. Look, if we're going to take this to the South Island,

I would get some air conditioning in it. And power steering wouldn't go astray. Oh, power steering would be good too. Also, maybe some seals around the doors so it doesn't sound like a wind tunnel when you're driving it. Yeah, that go astray. Oh, power steering would be good too. Yeah, no power steering would be good. Also, maybe some seals around the doors

so it doesn't sound like a wind tunnel when you're driving it. Yeah, that'd be alright. Look, there's a few things that we'd change, but overall, nothing. Wouldn't change a thing.

We have gone from Auckland all the way zigzagging down the country to get to Wellington and we've had some fun along the way. Here's what we've got up to. Bree and Clint

on tour in the Venute. Sing it. The Venute is coming. We left Auckland on Monday morning at 8am with a broken speedo and a good attitude. First stop on the roadie was Pairoa where Brie tried LMP for the very first time in front of the LMP statue. You're at the LMP bottle and you're trying your first LMP. Kind of tastes like Solo. No, it tastes unique.

This is our drink. Nothing like a Solo on a hot day. All right, this is over. I've had enough. Then it was off to the Bay of Plenty and the mighty Mount Monganui, but not before we took the venute for some skids at Bay Park Speedway. We're going to see who can do the best skid. We've got Steve, who's a professional commentator.

Oh, it looks like he's starting into a sloppy turn. Takes the left hander. Where is he going? It wasn't very good, was it? Well, she's revving the engine. She's got it up to 8,000 RPM. Oh, kicks it sideways. Is the mic okay?

She's come out. She's come out. The mind's gone. Up at sunrise, up the mountain, and then off to the home of Jacinda Ardern to visit the fish and chip shop that she used to work in, the Golden Kiwi. Now, this was going to be a real highlight of the trip.

So, we've come all the way to Morrinsville, and we've come here to visit the takeaway store where Jacinda first worked. So, follow us. This is a special trip. S***. It's closed. We've come all the way here.

So, that was a big f***ing waste of time, wasn't it? Then it was into Hamilton for a nice big drink straight from the Waikato River. Yeah, sorry about that. Uh, gotcha. You can't come to Hamilton without tasting the river water. Is that an actual saying? That's an actual saying. Cheers.

Cheers. Did you actually drink it? Yes, you told me to drink it. What's wrong with it? It's mostly like dead cows and like fertiliser and... You're f***ing joking. You're so funny.

It wasn't long till I got my own back during our late night trip to Taupo when I communicated an important announcement over the walkie-talkies. Come in, Shipbox One. Shipbox One? Let me know if you can hear this. Can you hear that fart, Shipbox One? Day three, we passed through New Zealand's gumboot capital, Taihapia,

and we met some Venute, or were they gumboot fans? Hard to tell. Are you guys fans of the gumboot or the Venhapea, and we met some Venute, or were they gumboot fans? Hard to tell. Are you guys fans of the gumboot or the Venute? Both. One word to describe the Venute? Gorgeous. Breathtaking. Unique.

Red. Red. Magical. I think authentic. I like that one, authentic. Palmy was super lit where we met 100 awesome people and 45 more awesome dogs. Now we're here in the capital.

We made it and it's time to party. What a journey. What a great week. What a great week. What a bunch of great people too. And what a spot to end it as well on Courtney Place in Wellington. Where's your favourite spot been? You said Morrinsville yesterday.

Is it still Morrinsville? I mean, I did love Palmy yesterday when all the dogs came down. Yeah. I mean, I love dogs and I asked and I received. Yeah. It's so hard. It is hard. Everything has its great points.

Yeah. You know, what about you? The Mount. Move me to the Mount ASAP. The Mount is good. I could live that lifestyle. I might finally get a tan. ZM Spree in Clint. The podcast. We're live that lifestyle. I might finally get a 10.

We're live out of the Venute on Courtney Place. Saeed, as an Uber driver here in Wellington, you've just rocked up to see her. What do you think? The Venute, how does she go? Oh, she's so gorgeous, you know. Everyone's going to love it. You're just going to go and see it, you know.

Saeed, do you reckon you could Uber drive in this? I would love to. You'd turn heads. Not only me, only the passengers as well. So, yeah, everyone's going to love it. You get five stars every time. I already got too many, but, like, you're going to get ten stars for that one. I like it.

Because you've got Uber X and then Uber Black. This is probably like Uber Gold class, right? This one is, I would say, Uber Red class. This is red. Thank you, Saeed. Hey, let's go to Hollywood. Dean McCarthy is standing by for Spy. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy.

Spy.co.nz You're going to be proud of us, Dean, because we've made it all the way to the bottom of the North Island in the Venute. Are you proud of us? I'm proud. I'm glistening. Are you proud of us? I'm proud. I'm glistening. I've got a tear. I actually think that you should be renting the Venute out for special events, formals, weddings, fun events, funerals.

I like that idea. The funeral would be the ultimate way to go. She could do it all. It's a short try. You'd have to be like a vertically challenged corpse to be able to fit in the back of the Venute on your way to your funeral. But, you know, it's available to you if that's what short try. You'd have to be like a vertically challenged corpse to be able to fit in the back of the van on your way to your funeral. But, you know, it's available to you if that's what you want. Give us the hot scoop on Beyonce.

Her Netflix special has dropped and she is everywhere at the moment, right? She's everywhere. Oh, my goodness. We were so excited for this. And, you know, it has lived up to the reputation and expectations. It is literally a behind-the-scenes and backstage look at her Coachella incredible performance. And it's really cool she dropped an album from it as well.

So you can literally go and buy an album of the actual performance. It's basically just a recording of all of the songs that she performed, but that's because Beyonce loves to get an extra $30 out of all of us. But it's fabulous. It's everywhere on Netflix. Check it out. That's so typical Beyonce to do something like that. Can we actually listen to it, though, or has she released it on bloody Tidal again?

Because I haven't heard the last three Beyonce albums because they're on Tidal. How am I supposed to listen to it? On the radio. Play them. Oh, right. Great point, Dean. You've got a very good point.

Lucky we work at a radio station. Also, Pink has made the news. She's been out on her hands and knees cleaning Hollywood Boulevard. Is that right? Yeah, she has. Let me explain the full backstory on this one. The photo is just being taken out of context.

She was cleaning her own star on the Walk of Fame last night. Jimmy Kimmel had her out on the street. Can you make... Here's the thing, David, I've realised. When you get offered a star on the Walk of Fame, and then you have to pay for it yourself, okay? Right, okay.

So they own them. And then you are actually in charge of maintaining it as well. So a celebrity, they are responsible for maintaining their star and things like that. So Pink was out there scrubbing it. Jimmy thought it would be funny to make her scrub it and clean it because it's technically hers. So a celebrity, they are responsible for maintaining their star and things like that. So Pink was out there scrubbing it. Jimmy thought it would be funny to make her scrub it and clean it because it's technically hers. She technically owns it.

And yeah, she was down there hands and knees keeping it sparkling. Just getting out there and keeping it real. I've just had a great idea. I've had a fantastic idea. How much are the stars? Do you know, Dean? How much does one cost? Yeah, well, so I don't know the exact cost. It'd be at least $100,000 or something. But you have to be often. Before you say that Dean, how much does one cost? Yeah, well, so I don't know the exact cost. There'd be at least a hundred grand

or something, but you have to be offered. Before you say that Manute is getting a star, I know No, we wanted to buy you one. We wanted to buy you a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Dean's like, well, now I'm on board. Let's talk. Now is a good idea. I'm in. A hundred grand, though.

We might need a couple more sponsorships to get that one across the line. Dean, you have a great Easter. Great to talk to you. Thanks for the update. Bye, guys. We are on tour in the Venute, and today one of our team members faced one of their irrational fears. Yeah. I'd love to congratulate this person, but I don't really, like, I don't get it.

Like, I don't get it. But, mate, we're an understanding group. We're an understanding team. Here we are. And we need to support each other. And, you know, just because it's not your irrational fear doesn't mean it's not real to someone. Welcome to the show, Producer Ellie. Thank you for having me.

It's good to be here. What the bloody hell's going on? That's why it's called an irrational fear, because no one really gets it. Something about Producer Ellie that I've known for a little while is that you've got an irrational fear of fans. Big propellers, I guess you'd call them. Yeah. Like we went to the movies one time and there was a big kind of fan on the roof and you were freaking out. Yeah.

Is that the one in Metro downtown? Yes, that one. Oh my God, that's where we're going to watch Avengers Endgame. Oh goodness me, I'm not going. Yeah, you get sweaty, you get nervous, you're not a fan. Yeah, no, I'm not. I think therapy is all about figuring out where your fear originates. And Bree did some interesting sort of therapy on you last night

and figured out, could it have come from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? I think it might have. I saw that as a kid, as a young kid. And that scene where Charlie and Grandpa Joe are getting sucked up in the fan. And I don't know if it was that that triggered it. But since then, since I was a kid, never been able to go in the same room as a fan. So we knew that about you. And we were in Palmy North this morning.

And we were on our way to Wellington. And one of the places that's on the way is Fo north this morning and we were on our way to wellington and one of the places that's on the way is foxton well kind of on the way and a big thing in foxton is the big windmill which looks like a big fan yep don't get confused by the way because on the hill in palmy you can see they've they've set up uh wind turbines like a wind farm. Sustainable energy, it's the future. No, no, this is like an old Dutch windmill made of bricks and wood used to mill flour, which was built in 2003. Very random. Yeah, Dutch fan.

My favourite was the cafe next to it that was called The Dutch Oven. If there was a more perfect cafe, you wouldn't read about it. You were kind of okay because the blades weren't moving, right? Yeah, see, when it wasn't moving, it's a bit less scary. It's the actual spinning thing. It's weird. I feel like I'm getting hypnotized and everything gets small around me, but the fan seems to get bigger.

It's really crazy. It sounds crazy, but it's real fun. What do you do in summer, like when it's hot? So little ones like that, I've kind of been, what's the word? You know, like they're all in houses. Desensitized. Yeah, I've been desensitized to the little ones. But anything above me particularly?

Oh, anything bigger than me? Oh, my gosh. You're a weird cat. Ellie's done that thing where her shoulders come up around her ears and she's hunched up like she's, oh. I can see it in you. I was proud of you today, mate. Thank you. I was proud of you.

Thank you. I wasn't. I thought it was weird. But at the same time, I have an irrational fear of used fruit. Any fruit that anybody else has put in. Yeah, see, listen to you. Yeah, I know, I know, of you. Thank you. I wasn't. I thought it was weird. But at the same time, I have an irrational fear of used fruit. Any fruit that anybody else is using. Listen to your way of eating it. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. But mine's yuck, and yours is just weird.

But again, like you said, it's irrational. Exactly. We don't know why we have these fears. There is no explanation for it. We want to hear from you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. Like Ellie has so bravely shared this afternoon, her irrational fear of fans. What's your irrational fear? What are you scared

of, New Zealand? You can text us also on 9696. 0800 dial ZM's our phone number. You can even come and tell us if you're in Wellington and you're near Courtney Place, because that's where we are. Broadcasting live from the Venute. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. Bree and Clint.

We're live from Courtney Place in Wellington in the Vinoot. And we want to know, New Zealand, what's your irrational fear? What are you scared of? What are you so scared of? What is weird that makes you scared? One of our team members, producer Ellie, she faced her irrational fear today of fans. We took her blindfolded to a giant fan in Foxton. Check this out.

There's a place called Foxton, Clint, that has a windmill. Normally you'd go, windmill, boring. What do you think when you hear windmills, Producer Ellie? Like, no words. I can't even talk. She's got an irrational fear of windmills, so what are we going to do, Clint? We're going to take her to a windmill.

Oh, no, no. How big is that? No. She's a big girl. You give me a countdown, Clint. Three, two, one. I don't know how big is it. No. She's a big girl. You give me a countdown, Clint. Three, two, one. I don't know what I've realized. Have a look.

No! Oh, my God, I can't look at it. It's annoying. Oh, no. Ooh, ooh, ooh. It's running. Ooh, but it's not moving. It's the look of the propeller.

Ooh, yuck. This is a historic windmill. This is a piece of Foxton history. Facial fear. Oh, yuck. It's so yuck. I can hear it in your voice that you're not faking it. You're not a fan.

Not faking it. I didn't even mean to say that. No, you did. No, I didn't. You've said it four times now. Yeah. That one I didn't mean. Hang on.

Say it again. You're not keen on it, are you? We want to know what yours is. On 800ZM, Dave. Hey, Dave. Hey, guys. What's your irrational fear, Dave? Cotton wool balls.

Right. What is it about cotton wool balls that get you all stiff and prickly? It's the texture of it. It's like somebody's pulling their fingernails down their chalkboard, and it gives you that. I hate it, eh? And what about when they go squeak? Like, if you rub two of them together and they squeak,

what does that do to you? I couldn't even put two of them in my hands together. Dave, you sound so hardcore. Vicky's on the phone. Hi, Vicky. Hi. Vicky, what's your irrational fear? It's not me.

It's my friend. My friend Tammy's afraid of dirty potatoes. Right. Okay. Yeah, me too. The dirt on potatoes. She cannot physically hold a potato with dirt on it. Right.

Why is it that every other vegetable or fruit is washed before they go to the supermarket, but you can buy dirty potatoes? Has anyone else thought that? That is such a good point. I've never thought of that. of fruit is washed before they go to the supermarket, but you can buy dirty potatoes. Has anyone else thought that? That is such a good point. I've never thought of that. Is there any other food, because there's other stuff that comes out of the ground, is it dirty? Is there dirty carrots?

No, there's not. That is a really good point. Why can you buy dirty potatoes? Bree's so passionate, she's stood up about that. I don't know, actually. And the other weird thing about it is that clean, like, washed potatoes are the same price as dirty potatoes these days. Oh, are they?

No, they are. Are they close, are they? Or maybe it's five cents a kilo difference. Because my mum said to me when I was young, she goes, if there's one thing you should treat yourself to, it's a washed potato. What a treat. Yeah, what a treat. You're worth it.

Jackson's on the phone. Hi, Jackson. Hi, Jackson. Hi. What's your irrational fear? Like when the kettle's going to boil and like there's heaps of steam coming out, like I go to like pick up the jug and it just literally like makes my hands shake. It's quite weird, all the steam coming out.

You're afraid of the steam from the jug? Yeah. Oh, don't go to Rotorua. You'll be terrified the whole time. Last one's Amy. Hi, Amy. go to Rotorua. You'll be terrified the whole time. Last one's Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hi.

What's your rational fear, Amy? Balloons. And not just popping. Amy, what do you mean? Is it the static and the squeakiness of them, or is it how they just get... Oh, the squeakiness, I can't handle it. If someone's holding a balloon and they're going to squeak it, can't deal.

Hey, Amy, listen to this. Amy, listen to this. No, I was going to pretend I had a balloon, but I didn't. No, I'm keen to know how you were going to pretend you had a balloon. Hang on, hang on. Hang on. This is good. This is good. We've had a lot of impressions from you. We've had George Ezra. We've had Jessie J. New Zealand, this is Bree's impression of a balloon. Have we got a drumroll, Harry?

Can we get a drumroll? Can we build this up? Here we go. Amy? I'm not proud of myself You sound like a dying squirrel Yeah, it does It does sound like a dying squirrel

Are you happy? No, I'm really happy Yeah, great I live for this shit Today is the day before the long weekend And of course, every long weekend Fletch, Vaughan and Megan do the long weekend group toot Yes, they do

This morning we got to be a part of it In fact, we got the prestigious honour Of kicking do the long weekend group toot. Yes, they do. This morning we got to be a part of it. In fact, we got the prestigious honour of kicking off the long weekend group toot today. It was pretty special. It's a part of Kiwi history and I couldn't believe that we actually got to take part. Do we reveal what we did? Yeah, we jimmied it up. Because I know that's against the rules, but the pressure of having to start this thing was too much for us so in palmy we made a

special arrangement with um the palmerston north fire department to give us a bit of air support because our horn is not very good i'm going to let you hear what the venute horn sounds like sounds like this she's pretty weak but you know We weren't allowed to use the siren, which is excellent. But we weren't allowed to use that. No, because it's not a horn, and it's a group toot with a horn. So we got a great result out of that. We had fire engines back us up. And then Vaughan only got eight out of his ten,

because ten's the record, right? Ten's the record. They wanted to beat the record, and Vaughan called it a big flop this morning. We thought, that can't stand. We're here in Wellington, home of tooting, home of the Vic Tunnel. Remember we staged our own protest when they wanted to take the tooting away in the Vic Tunnel. Exactly right.

I believe that that's where the group toot was birthed, was in the Vic Tunnel. There are rumours of that. When we arrived in Wellington, first thing we did, took the Venute to the Vic Tunnel, had a go at the Long Weekend Group Tute. This is how we went. OK, we've made it to Wellington, and we're about to attempt a Long Weekend Group Tute inside the Mount Vic Tunnel.

Vaughan said theirs was a flop this morning, he thought, so let's see if we can bring it home this afternoon! Mount Wellington! Let's do it! Yes! Get the dribble, get the dribble, get the dribble. That wasn't even us We didn't even lead that one

So Look at that Look We did four Add that to his eight That's a new Long weekend group two record I mean we

We can't officiate that We can't award that But if I was him I'd be pretty stoked Hey it was a pretty special moment In the Vic Tunnel This afternoon here in Wellington That's for sure

If you were people Turning along with us We tip our hats to you, good sirs and ladies, driver ladies. Drive safe, New Zealand, this long weekend. All right, look after each other. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We're live from Wellington. We're on Courtney Place. We're outside the establishment and we're having a good time.

We're also playing What's the Plot today, our movie guessing game. Let's do it. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot?

The people are running scared. No one has called through for What's the Plot because they know that I'm going to win. We have got someone. Excuse me. Petra has phoned through on 0800 dial ZM. Hi, Petra. Hello? Hello. Now, Petra. Hello?

Hello. Now, you know your movies? You reckon you can take Brie on in this game? I think so. Okay, here's the deal. It's best of three. When you think you know the movie, you yell out your name.

Don't wait for me to finish, okay? Okay. Here we go, guys. I'm going to give you a clue. Every movie today is road trip themed. Every movie that we're going to do in What's the Plot is road trip themed to celebrate the end of the Venute Tour. All right?

Okay. All right, let's do it. Okay, here we go. First movie. The Hoover family, a man, his wife, an uncle, a brother and a grandfather put puts the fun back in dysfunctional

by piling into a VDub bus and heading to California. Vicky! Vicky! Vicky! Oh, Vicky. Sorry, I got your name wrong. Vicky. Hello. Yes, your chance to answer. Is it Little Miss Sunshine? It is Little Miss Sunshine. Congratulations. Nice work. Vicky, hello. Yes, your chance to answer. Is it Little Miss Sunshine? It is Little Miss Sunshine. Congratulations.

It's one point to you. Never seen that movie. You've never seen Little Miss Sunshine? No, I've never seen it. Oh my god, it's so good. We've basically been living the Little Miss Sunshine story all week this week. Yeah, except just not in a V-dub. Yeah, no beauty pageant. Okay, here we go. You better get this next one, by the way.

Movie number two. Accompanied by their children, Clark. Brie. Brie. Oh. All road trip themed. The Griswolds. But there's so many of them.

Mm, there is. And you've buzzed in very early. The Griswolds's Family Vacation? Is absolutely correct. Well done. I have no idea what that is. I'm glad I got... I'm glad...

What do you mean, Vicky? It's the classics. That's one... That's one point... That's one point all. This is the tiebreaker. Okay. Road trip themed movies.

Call out your name when you think you know what it is. A group of students embark on an epic road trip from Ithaca, New York, to Austin, Texas, in a race against time to save their... Brie. Sex tape. Sex tape is incorrect. That means, Vicky, you get a free guess. Would you like to have a guess at what this road trip themed movie is?

No. No, that's fine. We'll carry on with the plot. They're in a race. Bree. Road trip. Road trip is correct. Yeah!

Damn it. Thank you, Harry. Back in the studio, firing off my winner's music. Sorry, Vicky. I was trying to give it away for Vicky, not for you. I could tell. Vicky, that's why I emphasised the road trip bit. That's why I was trying to say road trip.

Oh, I'm sorry. That's okay. You got one of them, so we're still going to give you that mobile fuel. Congratulations. Nice work, Vicky. Thank you. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Every Friday

We do a thing on our show now Called Friday-oke Where you and I go head to head In a karaoke competition That's correct Why are we doing it again so early? Well because this Thursday Is technically a Friday

I don't think I've recovered enough No I don't think I've recovered enough either You say that you won Yeah still doesn't mean it was good No we've committed to this And I believe that by doing it, we will become better singers. By the end of the year,

by the end of the year, we'll be performance ready. So here is Friday Oki on a Thursday. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best.

I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. They were all real people. Yeah, those were all real endorsements. Yeah, real accounts of the segment.

You can't fake those on radio. It's illegal. Definitely not fake. Last week, we took on Katy Perry's Hot and Cold. And before we remind you who won, let's take a listen and see if you can

figure it out for yourself. Of course, there was Bree's attempt. If you're hot, then you're cold. You're yes, then you're no. You're in,

then you're out. You're up, then you're down. Go when it's right. And then there was yours. Cause you're hot, then you're cold. You're yes, then you was yours. Oh, yeah, that's enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You won.

I took it out just. I don't even know how, to be honest. Which makes it one all. I beat you with Savage Garden. You beat me with Katy Perry. This week, we're taking on Iggy Azalea's Fancy. Now, this is where you come into it, New Zealand, okay? We're going to play them in full.

The phones are blocked before then, so you can't get in and vote just on the person that you like. I know that you guys think, I know you want me to win, but you need to hear my song first, okay? You can text as well, feedback if you'd like. I mean, we copped it last week, but, you know, we've recovered a little bit, I guess. Yeah, your text feedback

is welcome, but five callers will decide who takes out this week. I believe it's your turn to go first this week. I was going to rock, paper, scissors you. No, it's your turn to go first. I definitely rocked it first last week. Okay, sure. Here you go. Um, uh... This is, uh... Apologies in advance.

Clinton Robert doing Iggy Azalea's Fancy. First things first, I'm the realest. Stop this and let the whole world feel it. Let them feel it. And I'm still in the murder business, I can hold you down. Like I'm giving lessons in physics. Right.

You should want a bad bitch like this Drop it low and pick it up just like this Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Chris High heels, something worth a half a ticket on my wrist Taking all the liquor straight, never chase that Who stopped like we bringin' 88 back? Bring the hooks in, where the bass at? Champagne spillin', you should taste that

Oh no I think he killed it I think he absolutely nailed it Oh, no. I think you killed it. I think you absolutely nailed it. I forgot to say I brought in producer Ellie to do my BVs. She was available to you as well. You just chose not to use her in yours. I could barely get through the rap myself, and Ellie was throwing me off, or else I would have loved to have had her on mine because, I mean,

she polished my turd because it was bad. We have so many excuses we could make, but let's not. Let's just play yours. Here you go. Kick it off, Harry. Kick it off now. This is Breeze Attempt. I apologise.

At Thursday Okie. She's doing the same song as me. Whose is better? First things first, I'm the realest. Drop this and let the whole world feel it. And I'm still in the murder business. I can hold you down like I'm giving lessons of physics. Right, right. You should want a bad bitch

like this. Drop it low, pick it up just like this. Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Chris. High heels, something worth a half a ticket on my wrist. On my wrist. Taking all the liquor straight. Never chase that. Rooftop like we bring an 88 bag Bring the hooks in where the bass at

Champagne spilling You should taste that Now Oh god We both We both No no We both

Put on a weird rapper accent Okay We're both guilty of that But your decision that you need to make I had to get in the rhythm The only way I could So why didn't you? Kate, we're both guilty of that. But your decision that you need to make. I had to get in the rhythm. The only way I could. So why didn't you?

Because I don't have any rhythm. 0800 dial ZM. Your question is, and this is your challenge, whose is the least worst? They'll be the winner of Thursday Oaky if they can get the majority. Five calls decides the whole thing. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Find out who wins Friday Oki.

Friday Oki. Normally on a Friday, but because this Thursday is kind of like a Friday before the long weekend, we thought, hey, let's do it. And we didn't want you guys to miss out on the songbirds of our generation. Yeah, we know you love it. We know you guys just eat this stuff up. We don't want to do it. We don't even want to sing.

We just know that you guys love it so much that we force ourselves into the booth and we sing for you because we've heard your voice and we know that's what you want. I honestly think I've damaged my own ears from my own singing. It's a very simple game. It's you versus me. I think we're on a pretty level playing field. Today we took on Iggy Azalea's Fancy. Yours sounded like this.

First things first, I'm the realest. Drop this and let the whole world feel it. And I'm still in the murder business. I can hold you down like I'm giving lessons in physics. Right, right, you should want a bad bitch like this. And mine sounded like this. First things first, I'm the realest. Realest.

Drop this and let the whole world feel it. Let them feel it. And I'm still in the murder business. I can hold you down like I'm giving lessons in physics. Right, yeah. I don't think we're getting a career in rap anytime soon. We're still looking for one more judge. We've got five callers who are going to decide the winner of this.

Oh, $800 if you'd like to be the final judge. Just before we go to judges, though, I've discovered something that I think may be a little bit unfair i'm not a hundred percent sure that this is your first time attempting this song brie i don't know if this is the first time you've done iggy azalea's fancy for the radio like what what is that a part of the rules i don't i don't know i just have you been practicing is there a pre-recorded version of you doing this anywhere? Don't, don't. Like if I was to play this piece of audio of you in a different station, like... That's an original version.

Yeah, this is different. What is this? I can't remember. Yeah, this is different. What is this? I can't remember. Oh, God. Oh. You're a kid. Oh, that's terrible. Isn't it?

Just saying. That's bad. With that amount of practice, you should win, right? Mate, that was like six years ago. Let's find out. Let's go to our first judge, Michelle. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle.

Hey. Please be kind. Yeah, we can hear you. Okay, cool. Your worst attempt at Friday Oaky. Who does your vote go to? Definitely Bree. Sorry. I appreciate that, Michelle.

I do. One for Bree. That's totally fine. Hi, Abby. Hi, Abs. Hi. What do you reckon, Abby, today? Friday Oaky on a Thursday?

Definitely Clint because my one-year-old cried through Breeze but danced through Clint. That's fair enough. Wouldn't be the first time I've made a child cry with my singing. Wow, okay. You've ruined his Easter. Chelsea's on the show. Hi, Chelsea.

Hi, Chelsea. Hello. What do you think, Chelsea? It's tied up at the moment. You get vote number three. Who are you going for? All right, I'm going for Clint because I reckon that producer Ellie saved your ass.

Which I mean, is that cheating? I don't know. No, it's not. She was available to you. You decided you didn't need her. I don't know. You said you could do it without her. No, to be honest,

I couldn't even barely get through it on my own. There's still space on the phone for one more judge if you want to call 0800 dial ZM and be the deciding call. Nick has vote number four. Hi Nick. Hi Nick. Hey guys how are you? We might not need the last vote here. Nick who are you voting

for today? So originally I was going to vote for you Bree but after hearing that you've done it before I'm actually going to vote for Clint. Oh, how good! Um, I appreciate that, Nick. And that's all I need to take out this segment. So thank you very much.

Would you like a live rendition? Would you like me to take it on for you live now? Oh, yeah, go for it, mate. Yeah, first things first. I'm the realest. Drive this and let the whole world feel it. We had enough the first time, I think. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Guys, she's a well-oiled machine out here on tour. We are managing to do Birthday Banger live from Courtney Place in Wellington. We brought the big Birthday Banger computer with us. We did. That's what we used the ute part of the venute for. It was so bloody heavy, nearly weighed the back of the venute down too much, actually. But we made it.

And Dave, you get to benefit from it. Good afternoon. Hello, Dave. How's it going, guys? Good, thanks, Dave. What's your birthday? March 2nd, 1988. Okay, Dave, you were 16 in 2004 on the 2nd of March,

and on that day, this topped the charts. I don't know what it is that makes me feel like this. I don't know who you are, but you could be some kind of superstar. Jamelia and superstar. Dave, how do you feel about that? What do you think? That's a pretty good one, Dave. I'd be happy with that.

Yeah, big Irish beauty, you. Okay, one more. I don't know, one more. Next one. Jonathan. Hey, Jonathan. Hello, Jono. Hello.

Mate, what's your birthday? January 28th, 1986. Okay, Jonathan, you were 16 in 2002 on the 28th of January. And, Jonathan, this is your birthday banger. Coming up. All right. I'm coming up and I'm coming. Was this Pink's first hit?

No. This was after Just Like a Pill. Oh, right. Okay. Pink, just get this party started. Good one, though, from Pink. Into it, was after Just Like a Pill. Oh, right. Okay. Pink. Get us party started. Good one though from Pink. Into it, Jono. Like it? I'm not a fan of pink. Unfortunately.

But for the colour, the colour is fine. Okay. You like the colour. We'll take it. We'll take that. We'll take that. Last one's Janet. Hi, Janet. Hi, how are you doing? Good, thank you, Janet. How are you? I'm good. I just. Last one's Janet. Hi, Janet. Hi, Janet. Hi, how are you doing? Good, thank you, Janet. How are you? I'm good.

I just met you guys in town, so this is fantastic. Oh, you were in Wellington and you were just down here with us. I'm the 77, baby. Wait, Janet, you're not the one that came down just before on Courtney Place and said, I've been calling for Birthday Banger for months and I haven't been able to get through. Shut the hell up, Janet. And you guys blocked me and I finally got through, so it's great.

Here we are. Janet, I'm so excited. This is an important lesson because we said to you, please don't stop trying. We saw a guy here today who was trying to win the Avengers competition. Yeah. He called ZM 63 times today. And sure, he didn't get through, but maybe if he'd tried 64, he would have.

You're here now. Janet, I'm pumped. You get to finally find out this song. What's your birthday? 26 of August, 1977. Okay, Janet, you were 16 in 1993 on the 26th of August, and this is your birthday banger. Oh, Joe!

Mr. banger. Oh, Joe! It's a banger. Mr. Vane, Culture Beat. You wouldn't read about it. I love that tune. What do you think? I'm into it a bit. Can you pump it up, Harry? Can we hear a bit?

I want it now. I want you. I'm Mr. Vane. Right. You don't know that song. Look, it rings a couple of bells. How do you not know that song? No, Janet, do you know it?

I know it. It's good. It's a banger. Do you love it? Okay, that's cool. Now we deliberate. So, look, I just need to hear it. I need to hear it.

Right, right. No, that's fine. Some of the songs I haven't heard before. Love it, Harry. Crank it. Crank it, crank it. Okay, okay, okay. Jamelia Superstar, Pink, Get The Party Started, Mr. Vain, Culture Beat. What are you feeling?

No, I want your vote first. I want to hear what you want. I've got to back my girl Janet and Mr. Vain. Are you going with that song? A hundy pea. I don't know it, but I'm an open-minded guy, okay? Oh, don't do that. No, no, no.

If you want to pick something else, pick something else. No, because the other two are kind of like, they're great, but they're just Friday Jams tracks. Friday Jams, epic. We do it every Friday, but you might hear those in Friday Jams, right? You probably would hear those in Friday Jams. Am I going to enjoy Mr. Vane? It's an absolute chung.

Put it on, Harry. Let's do it. Oh, I'm so excited. Janet, this is for you. Awesome. Thank you so much. No worries. Here's your birthday bag up.

Live feedback too. You can text us 9696. Free and clean. this is ZM. Call him Mr. Raider, call him Mr. Wrong, call him insane. He'd say, I know what I want and I want it now. I want you, cause I'm Mr. Bane. I know what I want and I want it now. I want you, cause I'm Mr. Bane I'm calling it the greater, calling it the wrong, calling Mr. Wrong Calling Mr. Fade

Calling Mr. Greater, calling Mr. Wrong Calling him the same He said, I know what I want and I want it now I want you, cause I'm Mr. Fade I know what I want and I want it now, I want you, cause I'm Mr. Fade I know what I want and I want it now, I want you, cause I'm Mr. Fade Mr. Wrong Mr. Wrong Mr. Raider

Mr. Raider Ra. Raider, call him Mr. Wrong, call him Mr. Vain Call him Mr. Raider, call him Mr. Wrong, call him insane He'll say, I know what I want and I want it now I want you, cause I'm Mr Bane I know what I want and I want it now I want you, cause I'm Mr Bane Call him Mr Raider, call him Mr Wrong Call him Mr Bane

Call him Mr Raider, call him Mr Mr. Vane. ZM free and clean. Call him Mr. Rome. That is the winner of Birthday Banger today. Oh, my God. I know what I want and I want it now. Because I want you. Because when's Mr. Vane? Hey.

I know what I want and I want it now. What is? It's had really good text. It is going off, the winner of birthday banger today. I've got to be honest with you, I don't think I've ever heard it. You've never heard it? I love this. It's like that dance track kind of vibe.

Early 90s dance music. Lots of good text, lots of good text. Can't read all the good ones, but I can read this one. That was called Mr. Vain, right? Jason texted me and said, this is Mr. Shit. How about the 50 other texts that are loving it? Yes, there are hundreds of great texts. There's one bad one.

But none of them were as funny as Jason's one. What about the one, two below Jason's? Read that one out. Oh, no! Whoa! Yeah, that one was funnier than Jason's.