ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – April 21st 2020

Episode Date: April 21, 2020

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Hello, ladies and germs. Oh no, germs are bad at the moment. I won't say that. Hello, people. Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Oh, sorry. My flatmate Annabelle's doing stuff. It's okay. It's the podcast intro. You're good to go, doll. What is she doing, by the way? What are you doing? What are you up to? I'm just putting away my grocery. She's putting away her grocery. Oh, what's she got in the grocery shop?

What did you get? What are you making? I'm going to make a butter chicken. Oh, butter chicken. Oh, what she got in the grocery shop. What did you get? What are you making? I'm going to make a butter chicken. Oh, butter chicken. Oh, butter chicken. Yum. And what else? Hold on, there's more. And what else are you making?

Nothing. Oh, no. That was it. Did she go to the supermarket for a single serve shop? Did you go to the supermarket today? Yeah, I just needed to get some stuff. Because I had stuff for the butter chicken? She was craving butter chicken.

Well, you guys do live above the supermarket, so you're very privileged in that sense. Yeah, we're very lucky in that sense. Yeah, right. You know what we have been lucky with is my partner, obviously she's a nurse, and so we just send her to the supermarket now. Oh, because she can cut the queue?

Yeah. I thought you were going to say, because you're going to get sick anyway. No, no. So she can just cut the queue so when there's like big lines. Like the walking dead used to send in the one you're willing to lose. Pretty much. That was grim. I'm sorry about that

comment. Yeah, that was grim, but it's true. Yeah, well you know. I'm just kidding. Tough decisions in tough times no i love i can i love that the supermarkets are doing that here in new zealand where medical staff can actually cut the cut the lines at the supermarkets i feel like it's a really good thing and they deserve it i when i was at the supermarket last week and i was in an enormous queue there were two ambos pull up and they were in the same ambulance

and they were so cool watching it happen because they would have felt like true gangsters they parked the ambulance just in the middle of an island in the car park because the car park was so full just put the hazard lights on then they hopped out and they strolled to the front of the queue kind of gingerly but they went to the front and

everyone was encouraging of that they were like yeah please get in there do it they went in got their stuff so fast they'll back out they were just getting lunch they came out with some of the hot stuff from the deli cabinet and like an e2 to drink and they looked almost embarrassed as they walked past the same people who were still in the queue from when they went in there and you saw them kind of like they didn't want to make any eye contact because it was so easy for them but i'm like lap this shit up for the next four weeks minimum you're rock stars you're gonna say royalty like that is totally different from my girlfriend she walks in there and pretty much you could picture the song playing i'm a bitch i'm a boss i'm a bitch i'm a boss i'm a bitch i'm a boss i'm a bitch and she just a boss, I'm a bitch, I'm a boss, I'm a bitch. And she just strolls right through.

Wearing her scrubs. Get out of my way, you bitch. Yeah, she flashes her card and she goes. Oh, whoa, there's a big delay before you said card. No, she doesn't flash anyone. I hope not, anyway. If she was going to, no, don't worry. That's not a question you should be asking. Well, I don't know.

I don't know where her strengths are That's a question you and her can answer But that's fine She's got multiple I think Instead of wearing nurses scrubs She should look into wearing one of the hospital gowns With the open back on it Yeah that would work well for her

She does have a very good caboose Yeah right Yeah she's a triple threat She head dumps like a truck Truck truck Thighs like wah wah wah That would work well for her. She does have a very good caboose. Yeah, right? Yeah, she's a triple threat. She head dumps like a truck. Truck, truck. Thighs like wah, wah, wah. Baby move your bah, bah, bah.

Baby. Here's today's podcast, and I want you to enjoy it as much as you possibly can. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?

Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Go! Hi everybody, welcome to the show. Brie and Clint here. Hi Brie. G'day guys, hello mate. How are ya? I'm going good, I'm going good.

It's nice to hear Facebook finally doing something responsible, like removing those protests in the States. Have you seen, I watched, I think it was a Vice video where they went out to one of the protests in California and talked to the Americans who were going, open my country now. I deserve the right to choose whether I get coronavirus or not. Have you seen any of those videos? No, I

haven't and I'm glad I haven't because it would make me angry. It does make you angry but it also makes you happy to live in a country like New Zealand where we've all gone, actually no, this is bigger than us. We all need to do this together. Yeah, it's not about one individual person

or a group of people, you know. The videos are insane. It's a bunch of red person or a group of people, you know? The videos are insane. It's a bunch of rednecks, a lot of them with guns as well because they're legally allowed to carry around these big machine guns. And the reporter asked them, why are you doing this? And he's like, because I need a haircut. Open the barbershop. I need a haircut.

Oh, man. I mean, how much cutting can you do to a mullet? They've all watched Tiger King and they've seen the look they want. They're like, damn, I need a trim. They've all got a printed out picture of Joe Exotic in their pocket and they're like, this is what I want and I can't get it. I've finally found the cut for me. I need it.

I need it. Did you see, speaking of Tiger King, there's some cast members of Tiger King who are doing those cameo videos for people? Oh, where you can pay someone to do the message for you? Yeah, so there's a few characters on there where you can pay the character from the show that you want, and I've seen a few of the people from Tiger King doing them.

How much to get Carole Baskin to say she killed her husband? Well, I don't know if that's on the table, but one of my friends got Jeff Lowe, you know, the guy that pretty much stole, or Joe Exotic says he stole the zoo from him. Oh, yes, the Vegas guy, the guy who's got the couple. Yeah, with the hot nanny. Yeah, and he's got a couple of wives.

Yeah, so my friend got one from him, cost him $300. Whoa. Isn't that insane? I was like, worth it? What did he say? It was quite a long message, actually. It was pretty much just Jeff Lowe and his girlfriend, Lauren,

giving my friend Christian tips about what he should do in isolation and he should shower and stuff. For $300, I want a sex tape, you know? Yeah, I know. There's not much he can do for me for $300 that I'd be impressed with. But it goes to show how famous those people are now because that's a pretty hefty fee on that cameo app. That's $300 from one person,

and you can do 1,000 cameos a day kind of thing. Yeah, good money. Oh, my God, he'll be getting another zoo. We've got a really fun show planned for you today. We're going to talk to someone who's been dumped via Zoom. We think it might be the world's first ever Zoom dumping that's happening, it could be a world record, they're calling it

Getting Zumped that's what they're titling it yeah we're going to talk to a zumpy we're also going to have a fast food quiz in the show today because everybody is just salivating at the idea of getting themselves a Whopper and some Wicked Wings and a Big Mac and a Wendy's Baconator and some Pizza Haven. All of the above.

Hashtag not sponsored. Hang on, I just said Pizza Haven. That hasn't existed for 15 years. Sorry about that. I remember Pizza Haven. We had that too. Was that like a restaurant kind of thing? It was just a takeaway where we got bought out by Domino's.

Oh, right. I thought it was like, you know how Pizza Hut used to have those restaurants? Yeah. I thought they did that. Those were, yeah. Oh, God. They were epic, weren't they? And they were really bad by the end as well.

So all that's coming up. But next, I want you to do something. We need you to go to your kitchen right now, open the cutlery drawer, and make a mental note of what order your knives, forks, and spoons are in. Because much like yesterday's rock, paper, scissors debate, there has been a nationwide conversation go on about the right way to order your cutlery. The man responsible for that conversation is Jordan How To Dad, and he joins us on the show to get to the bottom of it after Lizzo on ZM.

I do my hair, Tom. Check my nails. Brianne Clint. Listen to this, this noise here. You should know the sound of that, unless, of course, you live in one of those real scummy flats where you guys still eat off plastic knives and forks to save doing the dishes.

Who's eating off plastic knives and forks? Oh, you'd laugh, mate, but some people hate doing the dishes so much that they have paper plates and plastic knives and forks to save doing the dishes. Who's eating off plastic knives and forks? Oh, you'd laugh, mate, but some people hate doing the dishes so much that they have paper plates and plastic knives and forks. I'd rather eat with my hands, which I do anyway, actually. Yeah, well, actually that's an option as well, in which case you wouldn't have any of this stuff. Cutlery.

It's in all of our houses, and over the weekend, a nationwide debate broke out over the drawer in which this cutlery is kept, right Bree? Yeah, I did see this on a certain person's Instagram and I thought when I saw it, this is going to cause controversy. This is going to be a game changer for some people. And since then, Clint, it has gone viral.

It's reached Australia and potentially it could go global. Yeah, I think it has the potential to go global. Please welcome the man or the lightning rod of this conversation, Jordan HowToDadWatson. Kia ora! G'day, Jordan. G'day. G'day. Tell us what you put on social media

that has divided the country at such a moment of unity. I've got to quickly interrupt. I just want to go back for that amazing sound grab at the start of this whole thing. Did you have a handful of cutlery or is that some amazing online cutlery sound effect you used? No, I'm holding a fistful of forks and a fistful of spoons.

Jordan, that's... It sounded terrible. It sounded terrible. That's real foley that we make on the show. I like it. I like it. Look, mate, you've made enough enemies with your posts so far. So just tie a knot, okay?

We want to know what motivated you to start this conversation about the cutlery drawer. I don't actually know. Oh, I know. Because my kids have started, my eldest likes to do, likes to, I have to say that, likes to do the dishwasher. And she has been flipping the blimmin' knives and forks around the wrong way.

And it does my head. And so I sorted it out. And then as I was doing it, I thought I'll take a photo and thought, obviously, this is common sense. And just to kind of correct any crazies out there that don't go knives, forks, spoons, posted the photo. And, yeah, I didn't realize it had kind of blown up until you guys reached out. And then I Googled it. And I see it's all throughout New Zealand media and, yeah, in Australia. Yeah, mate.

So there we go. That's what we're talking about right there, Clint, is the order that Jordan puts his cutlery in the drawer. Yeah. This has sparked so much of a conversation. I'm expecting Ashley Bloomfield to update the country on it tomorrow at one o'clock. But you've stated your politics. You believe that it goes in what order in your drawer? So it's going from left to right draw? So going from left to right,

because everything in life goes left to right. So on the left, you've got your bread and butter knives, your normal just knives. Then next to them, you've got your forks, because they're good mates of the knives. And then on the end there, you've got spoons. I'd agree with you on that, because that's the way it rolls off the tongue as well.

Knives, forks, and spoons. So that's the order. I checked after you did the post. I went and looked in my drawer, and that's exactly the way that my cutlery drawer is set up. You are a top man. You're a top man. Thank you. I'd have to stop you there.

First of all, I have the question of what hand do you hold your knives in? I, well, I didn't realise this, but once I got deep in the comments, but yes, I'm a left-handed person and I hold my knife in my left hand. See, that changes things, Jordan. I think that will dictate because most people, if you are right-handed,

you will mostly hold your knife in your right hand and your fork in your left hand. But here is my comeback to that, right? Because working left to right is how we all work, right? Left to right. We write left to right. We line up at Subway from the left to the right. And the most important thing here is the knife.

The knife is the most important thing. It's the most common, so it should be at the start of the line. You did it? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah, wait. Is it the most important? I'm on your team as far as the order of the cutlery drawer, but I think the most important utensil is a fork. It's absolutely a fork.

It is not a fork. You use a knife more during the day than you use a fork. How are you during the day? Are you not having bread with every meal? How do you eat something with a knife? There's not a single meal that you can eat with a fork. How are you, during the day? Are you not having bread with every meal? How do you eat something with a knife? There's not a single meal that you can eat with a knife.

I eat cornflakes with a knife. I'll just wake up and have my toast. Spread my toast. What's for lunch? Another sandwich. What's for dinner?

Probably leftover sandwich from lunch. What if you're going cereal, soup and then something else and then it's a spoon, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, look, if you're a poor person living in a flat, you know,

and we're all being there on study link and we've got no money, then yes, you've just got one spoon because all you're eating is porridge or flippin' stale Nutri-Grain. Yeah, that's true. Jordan, I've went over to my cutlery drawer, and I've had a look at how ours are arranged. Brace yourself. Are you ready for this?

Oh, this is important, yeah. Yeah, this will make sense. You're Australian. It's going to be all whack. In my cutlery drawer, it goes spoons, teaspoons, forks, knives. What the? Why have you got four bits? Why have you got four bits going on?

I've got a lot of bits, Jordan. Why do teaspoons get their own vertical? They're meant to get a horizontal at the bottom. Yeah, we don't have a horizontal. Well, then bugger the teaspoons off to the very end. Teaspoons are important. No, teaspoons are the least. Can we all agree that teaspoons are the least important of the four?

See, my mum was British. I drink a lot of tea. Teas are quite important. Me too. But no, they do not deserve because that would look very weird as well. The vertical bits are so long, Bree, that your little stumpy teaspoons,

they're not taking up the whole space there. You're not utilising your utensil tray. You're very right. I'm not saying it was my decision to put them that way. My flatmates probably had something to do with it. And because they're so short, you can see all the dust and the bits and pieces that are in the bottom of the drawer, which isn't great when you're picking a spoon. I've been to Bree's house, and I'm pretty sure when the dishwasher's finished,

they get the basket and they just tip it into the drawer and then close the drawer. That's exactly how we do it. It saves time. And wherever it lands, that's how it is. It's like that game pick up sticks that we used to play. It's a free-for-all. Hey, we're never going to agree how to dad on what is the most important utensil, but we can use the radio now to canvas the country

as to the order in which the utensils should sit. Yep, and the canvassing, the results will come out that everyone will agree, knives, then forks, thin spoons. All right, that's right. Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah, I agree with you. I'm saying I'm disagreeing, but that's usually the way on this show. No one agrees with me.

But I want to know from the people, go check your cutlery drawer right now because everyone's in isolation. How are you arranging your cutlery drawer? 0800 dial ZM. We'll take your text 9696, and we'll get to the bottom of this Jordan how-to. Dad? There's no bottom to get to.

I've already announced it. It's the new law. You run a tight ship there, Jordan. A tight ship. We're still going to get the results in. Lock down, all right? Bree and Clint. We just had Jordan How To Dads

on the show to talk about the correct order to put your cutlery in. Because that's the stage of lockdown we've reached, Bree. We're discussing the correct order for your cutlery in the drawer. I mean, that's how much time we've got on our hands. You've rearranged everything else in your house. It's time for the cutlery drawer. What is the proper way?

Is it knives, spoons, forks? Is it spoons, forks, knives? Like what is it? There's so many different ways, Clint. He's had over 10,000 comments on one Instagram post alone as far as how it should be ordered. He says knives, forks, spoons. I agree with him. Breeze goes knives, teaspoons. No, no. Steak knives, dessert spoons, salad tongs. But when you strip it back, Clint, I believe it's spoons, forks, knives. That's what I'm locking in.

Okay, that's fine. That's your prerogative. Let's find out what the mood of the nation is. Let's cross live to Lydia in lockdown. Hi, Lydia. Hi. Lila, I think her name is. Oh, Lila rather.

Hi, Lila. Yeah, it's Lila. Oh, my God. That's an even better name. I wish I think her name is. Oh, Lila rather. Hi, Lila. Yeah, it's Lila. Oh, my God, that's an even better name. I wish I'd thought of that. Lila, tell us, what is the makeup of your cutlery drawer? At the top, it goes knives, forks, spoons, and then at the bottom, it's the teaspoons. Yeah, okay.

I would have argued that that was the standard and yet we're not sure yet, are we, Bree? We don't know. No, we need to take a few more calls, I think. Okay, Lila, thank you very much. Let's talk to Jordan. Not How To Dad, another Jordan. Welcome to the show, Jordan. Hi. Hiya. Jordan, what does your cutlery

drawer look like? What's the order? So you've got your knives, your forks, your spoons and then your soup spoons and then teaspoons and anything small on the bottom. How many different types of spoons do you have?

You've got your dessert spoons, your soup spoons and your teaspoons. God, you're fancy, Jordan. How many rows, how many little slotties have you got in your cutlery drawer? Four at the top and one at the bottom. One with a little diagonal, two spoons. Okay, all right.

Jeez, well, enjoy that swim in the pool and then a play on the tennis court after this. I will. That's good. Okay, thank you, Jordan. See you, Jordan. So that technically was the same. Technically was the same. Just someone who separates out regular spoons and soup spoons.

Yeah. Can I say I don't care what spoon I'm eating off, by the way? Neither. I've never cared. I'll go whatever spoon is clean, I think. Yeah, 100%. Holly's here as well. Hi, Holly.

Hi. Hey, how are you doing? Good, thanks. Holly, tell us what is the correct way you're putting your cutlery in the drawer? Well, obviously it's nice forked spoons. You're a nice, yeah. So that's the same too. Yeah, yeah, because, I mean, that's how you say it.

So that's how I do it. Nice forks and spoons. I think that's where I got it from as well. Thank you, Holly. Bree, does this level of consensus make you want to go and reorder your cutlery drawer? Absolutely not. Oh, really?

That takes time and effort, and I just can't be bothered. All right, New Zealand. Well, when you get around to it, once you've reorganised your wardrobe, put everything you don't want on Trade Me, dusted places that really don't need dusting, and you get to that part of lockdown, you now know the order. Wait, shoot. Bree and order. If you tuned into the show yesterday at 3 o'clock, you would have heard

our conversation about rock, paper, scissors. Which was very similar to our conversation about how the cutlery drawer should be ordered. Hey mate, these are the conversations getting us through this time. I mean, what else is there to talk about? Oh, don't worry mate, I know. I've run a week-long competition on my Instagram to find the best biscuit.

Okay? This is what we've been reduced to. Yes, yes. After we had that conversation, a man called Jack has posted in our private podcast group, which everyone's welcome to join. You have to give his last name out. It's amazing. Oh, Jack Timberlake.

And technically, his initials are JT. JT, yeah. And his last name is Timberlake. Oh, my God. I'm obsessed with you, Jack Timberlake. He technically his initials are JT. JT, yeah, and his last name is Timberlake. Oh, my God. I'm obsessed with you, Jack Timberlake. He was so close to getting it as well. I know. If only his parents had known.

So close. He's posted in our podcast group, which is called the Bree and Clint Podcast Family. You're welcome to join. I guess you would call this ultimate rock, paper, scissors. Yeah, I mean, we've all heard of, you know, where people bring out the bomb and rain and, you know, other bits and pieces that people make up every now and then. Yeah, and that's the key bit, though.

Those are made up. These ones here have a flowchart, a very complex flowchart, denoting what beats what within this game of ultimate rock, paper, scissors. How many are there exactly? Did you count them? Yeah, there's 11. 11 things you can do. Paper, Scissors. How many are there exactly? Did you count them? Yeah, there's 11. 11 things you can do. So there's a lot to remember.

Actually, hang on. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. Okay, there's 15. Okay, there's heaps. There's 15 different things. So hard to remember, and it's going to really slow the game down until you memorise it going through this flowchart.

It's going to be quite difficult, especially remembering what beats what. Yeah, but I'll give you all the things and then Bree, you and I can play a game of ultimate rock, paper, scissors over the radio and I'll use this chart to find out who wins. So you've got your usuals, your rock, paper, scissors. Then added into the mix is the gun.

Oh yes, of course, classic. Lightning. Yep, lightning. Devil. Dragon. Still. Yep, lightning. Devil. Dragon. Still with me on devil? Yeah. I can't really do that one.

Don't worry about the hand gestures. We'll do it with our voice, okay? Okay, right. Dragon. Dragon, yes. Water. God, this sounds like an episode of Captain Planet. Yeah, air, paper, sponge, wolf, tree, human, snake, fire.

Okay? Those are all the special editions. Oh, yeah, right, right. They're all the new ones, okay? So what you and I are going to do. Go, planet! Yeah, right? We're going to go one, two, three,

and then we're going to call out exactly which one we want to use. Okay, okay. And then we'll figure out who wins it, and we'll do a best of three as well. All right, all right. Because that's a classic game. And we'll figure out who wins it and we'll do a best of three as well. All right. All right. Because that's a classic game. And with 15, we shouldn't really,

you know how often you both do rock? We shouldn't end up doing the same thing. Well, hopefully not. Okay, here we go. You ready? All right. So we go one, two, three. And then say it.

Say. Yeah. Actually, for simplicity, let's get Ellie to do the one, two, three because there might be a little bit of a delay between us and I want this to be as fair as possible. Okay, cool. So let's bring Ellie in.

Ellie, are you here? Hello there. Hello. Can you count us down? One, two, three, please. Yeah, sure. All right. One, two, three.

Snake. Air. Okay, you've gone air and I've gone snake. Who beats who? Snake. Snake beats air. I don't ask me why,. Snake beats air. I don't ask me why, but snake beats air. It's so fun when you have to look up what wins.

Okay, that's why. Why do we think snake beats air? Because snake can slither through the air. So that's why. Yeah, maybe. All right, let's go. There's a best of three. You ready?

All right. Ready, guys? Cool. One, two, three. Dragon. Damn it. What the hell? Damn it. Ready, guys? Cool. One, two, three. Dragon. Damn it. What the hell? Damn it.

Okay, redraw. All right. One, two, three. Fire. Oh, I forgot to say one. Sorry. So I win that round. No, I win that round.

No, redraw, redraw. No, I get one redraw. In a game of Rock Off, if you forget, I win. Fine. Okay, this is the decider then. This is the decider. All right. All right. Okay, yeah, I've got to know I get one. Oh, fine. I win. Fine. Okay, this is the decider then. This is the decider. All right. All right.

Okay, yeah, I've got to know what I want. Okay, good. All right, remember to say it, please. All right. One, two, three. Tree. Lightning. All right, lightning versus tree.

I feel like lightning will be. Or it looks like something else, like a little pee-pee. Lightning should beat tree. And let me just check the diagram. Yes, lightning beats tree. Yes, lightning wins. Yeah, congratulations. That was so slow.

Yeah, I know. It's come down to crunch time for me and my personal life at the moment, Bree. Tonight, I will launch the final round of the great Kiwi Bicky Off. I mean, Clint, you know they say your social life ends when you have a baby, but not for you. No.

It seems to be soaring. Yeah, I know, right? This is the most exciting thing I've done in how long ago was my baby conceived? 18 months. What I've done, if you're new to this, is I set out on a week-long quest to find the greatest biscuit in New Zealand.

We started out with 28 different biscuits and through a process of knockout we've eliminated half the field every single night. The semi-finals have about an hour and a half left to run and then we will know the top two biscuits going through to the final of the Bickey Off.

Who's it looking like at the moment? So, yeah, this is the thing. It's fairly well decided already, but things could sway. If there's a groundswell of enough people listening to ZM right now, this could change. There are two rounds currently live. The first one, which I know you're passionate about, is Tim Tam versus Hundreds and Thousands. Well, I love

Hundreds and Thousands. I do love that biscuit, but Tim Tam is the ultimate. I mean, it's going through. Tim Tam has had a very smooth run through to the finals. The closest it came was around where it won by only 8%,

but that 8% was still around 1,000 votes. You know, it's been fairly safe. Currently, the Tim Tam is streaks ahead of the hundreds and thousands. I knew it. And short of a groundswell of support for the hundreds and thousands, they literally need hundreds and thousands of people to go and vote for them right now. The Tim Tam will be going through to the final, hundreds and thousands. They literally need hundreds and thousands of people to go and vote for them right now.

The Tim Tam will be going through to the final and the hundreds and thousands will be going home with nothing. What's the percentages at the moment? Percentages, 68% Tim Tam, 32% hundreds and thousands. I'm locking it in. It's going all the way. The other semi-final that's going on right now is much closer. We have two biscuits that New Zealanders I think are equally passionate about

and they're both Kiwi classics. Not like the previous one where the Tim Tam has its roots firmly in Australia and the hundreds and thousands I would argue is a Kiwi biscuit. We have in the other category two Kiwi classics. It's the Cookie Time versus the Squiggles.

Cookie Time all the way. Lock it in. Let's get it through to the final. Get Squiggles out. The voting is 46% to 54% in favour of Squiggles. Currently, if voting does not change, the final in the Great Bicky Off will be Tim Tam versus Squiggles, which I personally think that's a great final.

Who do you think should win? It's a real Bledisloe match-up. I would vote Squiggles because at that point it comes down to a national pride thing for me. It becomes Australia versus New Zealand. But we're voting on what's the best biscuit, not a nation versus nation thing. It's what is the tastiest and the best biscuit.

And you're right, and I said that at the outset of this competition. The winning biscuit does not need to be a New Zealand biscuit, hence why things like Walker's Shortbread was included in this competition and things like the Tim Tam. But you can't control how people vote. You can't control the way they lean their inner politics. It's all going to come out tonight in the final. I just thought that you wouldn't let country where the biscuit is from sway your decision

just because obviously you're running the competition. It makes me feel like you're in the same boat as Matty McLean. No, I can't be because I'm completely transparent. The results are all there. It's not like I'm completely transparent. The results are all there. It's not like I can fake it. The Instagram results are there. You can see exactly how the votes are unfolding. And that's what makes this process so fair, transparent and democratic, Bree. So when people are voting, if you're listening, what are people voting for? You are voting for the biscuit available in New Zealand, but not necessarily from New Zealand,

that you believe is the greatest biscuit you can buy. It's Tim Tam. I'm locking it in. Okay. Have you voted? Yeah, I voted ages ago. Okay. Voting will close around 6.30 this evening.

If you want to, it's currently on my Instagram page if you want to have your say. Oh, now I see what all this has been for. Sneaky Instagram plugs. No, this is purely a quest to find the greatest biscuit, Brie. Just happens to be on your Instagram. If you want to go there, it's at Clintstagram right now. Okay.

Thank you for that, Brie. I appreciate it. The finals go live tonight. Brie and Clint, ZM. Everyone. Brie and Clint. Oh, Brie and Clint Oh my god I heard she bought All her followers

She would She's such a bitch It's time For Brie and Clint's Insta fame game It's the game Where Brie and I Go head to head

Trying to guess How many followers Famous people Have on Instagram Well I feel like We would have spent A lot more time on Instagram lately, Clint. Have you had that alert from your phone to say your screen time is up an average of 75% to 14 hours a day? Have you had that?

No, I turned off those notifications because I don't need that kind of negativity in my life. I don't. I don't need it. I don't need it, especially not now. That's very true. I don't need it. What don't need it, especially not now. Very true. I don't need it. What does a phone know anyway? Literally everything about you,

I think, and that's the issue. Yeah. Producer Ali brings us the celebrities and it's first to three. We are playing today's game over Facebook video chat.

Yes, we are. All right. So I've done celebrities. All celebrities that we're doing today are people that were in the One World Together at Home concert over the weekend. Okay.

Right, okay. Yes, alright. Lady Gaga's big charity gig. That one, yes. Alright, but we're not doing her. First of all, we're going to do John Legend. Okay. Oh, that's a tough one.

John Legend. He's such a... John Legend. Do you reckon he's got more or less followers than his wife? I think he's got less. I reckon as well. Yeah. He's missing a certain something for me.

Yeah. All right. So, Brie, you said 32 million. Oh, Jesus. I've gone back. Yeah, sorry. Can you just show me this way? Sorry.

Thank you. 4.5 million was Clint's thing. And John Legend has 12.4 million, which gives it back to Clint. Yeah. Can you say it a bit more convincingly when you announce the result? You're in charge of the game. She's trying to do the maths

and I can tell your brain is working very hard. It is, it is, Brie. That means it's a point to Clint? Who put a question on the teleprompter? Okay, give us another one. All right, your next one is Usher. Usher, Usher. How many followers? Was he on the gig? Yeah. right, your next one is Usher. Usher, Usher. How many followers?

Was he on the gig? Yeah. God, I should have bloody watched it. Yeah, there was quite a few cool celebs in that. Does Usher have more or less followers than John Legend? I'm interested to know this too. Well, that's the question. Bree said 30 million.

Clint said 7 million. Usher has 8.6 million. So that is a point to Clint, and I am definitive in that answer. Peace up. A-town down. Isn't it funny how you can tell when these people became famous based on their Instagram following? It's like carbon dating.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. All right, your next one, Oprah Winfrey. How many followers does Oprah have? Was Oprah Winfrey on the gig? What was she singing? Look, I don't know, but she may have spoken about something. Oprah. What does Oprah have? Was Oprah Winfrey on the gig? What was she singing? Look, I don't know, but she may have spoken about something.

Oprah. What would she have? And this is an interesting question too, because does Oprah have more or less Instagram followers than her arch nemesis Ellen DeGeneres? That's a good question. I'm just going to keep it a running theme for my guesses this afternoon, Ellie. So, Brie's gone 31 million for for Oprah and Clint's gone $50 million.

He's gone large. Oprah has $18.4. That means Bree, that's a point to you, mate. Then why aren't people following Oprah? I guess because she doesn't share funny videos like Ellen does. Like I said, it's when she was at her height. Yeah, I know. I know, but she's, yeah.

Yeah. But do you know what I mean? Like Ellen's gone into the Instagram age, whereas Oprah stopped. Yeah, I know, I know, but she's, yeah. But do you know what I mean? Like, Ellen's gone into the Instagram age, whereas Oprah stopped. Yeah, all right, Ellen. Oprah, up your meme game. Two games to one. Let's have another one, Ellie.

All right, your next one. He was one of the hosts at One World Together at Home, Jimmy Fallon. What did they get him to host? He would have laughed at everything. Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon will have a few. Yeah, all right.

So for Jimmy Fallon, Clint, you've put $7 million. Bree, you've put, can you read that? $33 million. Oh, back in the 30s. I like it. Jimmy Fallon has $17.7 million, which I believe is a game to Clint. Oh, yeah. What do you say, seven?

And what do you say? Yeah, it's definitely you. Yay! Nice, team, nice. Okay, that's the Instafame game. Bree and Clint, we're going to get a news update next, and then we're going to try and guess your age. It's a game to Clint? Bree and Clint.

Now, look, if you're about to get some deja vu, just know that's totally normal on this show. Clint, I came across this article that was talking about how they believe you can guess someone's age just by hearing their name. Okay. So let me have a second crack at this. So a few years back, there were some researchers who did all of these types of calculations,

and essentially at the heart of it uh it's possible to work it out pretty much uh by looking at the time that that particular name reached its height in popularity so what year was the year that most people called their baby clint yeah for example like how how my brother Aaron has got like three or four friends all called Aaron. Exactly right. Like 1989 was a hell of a year to be an Aaron. I don't know who the coolest Aaron on TV was, but for some reason that was the name du jour, you know?

That was the name, the go-to name. And I thought we could actually test this out on the show. Like let's give it a try. There's actually a calculator here. There's a website where, let's give your name a go, but obviously I'm not guessing because I know your age. Yeah. But I'm going to put your name in here and I'm going

to use the calculator. Okay. Based on this chart, it looks like the most popular time to call a baby Clint was from 1980 to about 1985. You know what? It's not far off. It's pretty close. Maybe it took a while for the news to get to Rotorua.

I don't know. But in 1987, my mum farted out a little baby Clint. Boom. Yeah, there we go. There you go. So it kind of works. Yeah, I'll give it to the computer on that one. That's well done.

Good work. Okay, that's one for the computer. And so how are we going to do it? I want people to call up. We'll take some ladies and some men and we'll get their names and we'll put it into the calculator, Clint, and we'll see if we can guess how old they are based on their name. Yeah, all we need is your name.

0800-ZD. That's it. Yep, check it in now and we'll get as many running through. Are we going to do your name next as well? We can do my name next, yeah. Okay, cool. When was Brianna a popular name to call your baby? Probably not recently.

Give us a call now. Bri and Clint, ZD. Bri and Clint. We're just discussing and we're going to test it this afternoon. Can we guess your age based purely on your name? Yeah. So essentially the way it works, and this is all done off some research that they did over in the States

where essentially they reckon you can figure out how old someone is based on their name by looking at the height of that name's popularity. When people were calling their babies Clint the most. It's all been like algorithmised and put into a robot thing and something, right? Yeah, there's a calculator that you can put it into and see if it works. Some kind of science behind it,

and we're going to test out and see if it's right. Right, let's go with Logan. Logan's here. Hello. Hi. Hello. All right, so your name is Logan. How do you spell it, Logan's here. Hello. Hi. Hello. All right, so your name is Logan. How do you spell it, Logan?

L-O-G-A-N. Okay, perfect. I'm just putting it into the calculator now. The human has been neutralised. It's a very old computer, Logan. Very aggressive robot. Very aggressive. So how many years do I get either side, Clint?

You get two years either side of his age. So there's a five-year spread. Okay. All right. I believe, Logan, you were born somewhere around 1999 to 2005. Yes, at the back end of that. She's got it. Well done.

I mean, you took six years. You indulged yourself. I'm not good at this. You took six years. I just wanted to, you know, what year, Logan, were you born? 2005. Yeah, right. Oh, just got it.

Just got that one. We'll give you that one, but you need to understand how five works. Hey, still pretty good. Hi, Abby. Hi, Abby. Hi, Noe. How do you spell your name, Abby? A-B-B-Y.

A-B-B-Y, Noe. A human has been neutralised. Figuring it out now. Calculating, calculating. Abby, were you born, I'm going to take a stab here, from 2000 to 2005? Yes. Got it! What year was it, Abby?

What year? 2003. Well done. Nailed it! Okay, cool. All right, well done. Can I just ask, because we've got this calculator, are we then taking the calculator data and reinterpreting it through the Brie machine

and that's where we're getting the number from? I mean, maybe. Yeah, okay. No, no, it's fine. I'm just trying to understand the science behind it. That's absolutely fine. Nicole's here to play the game. Hi, Nicole.

Hi, Nicole. How do you spell your name first? N-I-C-O-L-E. All right. I'm calculating now, Nicole. Calculating. Okay, come on. Can she get three from three?

Nicole, were you born, I'm going to say, 1982, 83, 84, 85, 86, to 1986? No. Damn it! I could tell just from your voice you're a lot younger than that, aren't you? I'm 92. 92? A little bit younger.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. Sorry, mate. No, that's okay. I mean, it's not an exact science. Damn it, Nicole! This is an internet robot running through Bree, so we can't guarantee.

What else have we got, Clint? Who else? We've got Natalie here to play. Natalie, hi. Hi. Hi, Natalie. Do you spell your name the normal way Natalie spell it? Excuse me, there is no normal when it comes to names.

Oh, there's a more common, sorry, more common way. Natalie, how do you spell it? N-A-T-A-L-I-E. Oh, what do you know? The most common way. Natalie, how do you spell it? N-A-T-A-L-I-E. Oh, what do you know? The most common way. Told you, Clint. Yeah, well, you asked Jake. Yeah, all right.

Yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah, it's true. Okay, all right. Here we go. Natalie. The human has been neutralised. I don't know if I exactly agree with the data, so I'm going to take it as a, you know, grain of salt.

Natalie, were you born, I'm going to say from 1998 to 2003? Way off. Damn it! What year? 82. Oh! Well, you're welcome for the compliment. This computer...

Thank you. Yeah. Now that takes a plane. This computer, like, where have we landed on this? What's the science? It's a complete stab in the dark. And also, this is based off American data, so I feel like their names over there are very different there.

Where's the name? Chad. Okay, that was another completely unscientific experiment here on the Bree and Clint show. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Alright, Birthday Banger time. We take

your birthdays, we whack them into a computer and we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday. Emma's here to play. Hey, Emma. Hi. Hey. Emma, what's your birthday? 12th of October, 1986. All right, you were 16 in 2002 on the 12th of October and in 2002, this went to number one. Yes.

The Ketchup Song. Do you remember the dance moves, Emma? I do. Yeah, you do, right? Yeah. I think it's etched in all of our brains. That's a good one. The Ketchup Song by Lost Ketchup.

Okay, wait there. We're going to go to Fatou. Hi, Fatou. Hi, Fatou. Hi. What's your birthday? So it's the 28th of February, 1983. All right.

You were 16 in 1999 on the 28th of February. And on that day, this was number one. Also, yes. Yes. It's a classic. How do you feel about that? Classic. Oh, I love it, love it. Love it, love it, love it.

Doesn't get much bigger than that song right there on Birthday Banger. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more for Craig. Hey, Craig. Hi, Craig. How's it going? You're up against some heavyweights today, man. Yeah, some big ones. I'm not going to lie to you.

Yeah. Let's see what you get, though, Craig. What's your birthday? 29th of May, 1991. All right. You were 16 in 2007 on the 29th of May. And in 2007, this had a hit. Oh, it's good as well.

Chode. This is, yeah, huge, huge 2007 R&B banger. Do you like Neo, Craig? Yeah, he was all right. I mean, they didn't get number one for no reason, did they? No, exactly right. That's exactly right. I think he was underrated a little bit, Neo.

Yeah, theoretically, every song that ever comes up in Birthday Banger should be great because it was number one, right? Yeah, well, that's very true, but not always the case, Craig. Yeah, we know that from experience. Okay, three songs, Britney, Lost Ketchup or Neo. What does your gut say? I mean, Britney, Baby One More Time is such a juggernaut of a song. Like, it's so hard to go past.

But then I haven't heard Because of You from Neo for ages. But then the Ketchup song is a lot of fun. But then I literally will have that in my brain all night. Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know. Should we have one more quick scan through? Hang on, because I'm stuck as well. So we've got this. We got this.

And we got this. I wouldn't usually, and I want to vote for Neo, but I think I need to vote for the ketchup song. I'm voting for Neo. That's what my gut tells me. Because I want Neo vote for Neo, but I think I need to vote for the Ketchup song. I'm voting for Neo. That's what my gut tells me. Because I want Neo as well. It's just nice and like a good sing-along. Yeah.

But it's up to you. I'm stuck. We're going to go to Ellie. Ellie, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? I was just going to go against both of you and go Britney, bitch. Oh, you are? Oh, well, it's on then. Britney.

Sorry, guys. Hey, I'm still happy with this. This is great. Hey Fitter, you've won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh thank you. Awesome. That song brings back a lot of memories. Oh baby, baby I shouldn't have let you go

And now you're right outside Show me how you want it to be Tell me baby Cause I need to know now Because my loneliness is killing me I must confess, I still believe When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign

Hit me baby one more time Oh baby, baby The reason I breathe is you Boy, you got me blinded Oh baby, baby There's nothing that I wouldn't do Stop the way I'm playing Show me how you want it to be

Tell me baby Cause I need to know now Because my loneliness is killing me I must confess, I still believe When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me baby one more time Alright, vibin'

Alright, vibin' Alright, vibin' Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know? Oh baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now Don't you know I still believe that you will be here And give me a sign, hit me baby one more time My loneliness is killing me And I, I must confess, I still believe Still believe

No, no, no, do I lose my mind? Give me a sign, hit me, one more time When my loneliness has given me now Don't you know I still believe That you will be here And give me a sign Hit me baby, one more time ZM re-inclined the winner of Birthday Banger today

from Britney Spears' Hit Me Baby One More Time. Oh, I love some Britney. Guilty pleasure. Which is the whole idea of it. That was for Fitu. Congratulations. Kia ora. I'm Simon Bound and I host Business Is Boring,

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Obviously, Clint, being in lockdown, you know, people in their bubbles will be playing a lot of card games, a lot of board games. I know our households played a ton of them. Yeah, I think anything that can get you off your phone for 45 minutes is a good thing to do at the moment. Or a screen. Yeah. Right? I agree.

Yeah, it feels wholesome. When you sit down to play a game as a team, at the beginning at least, you feel wholesome and you feel like you're bonding. Not necessarily by the end when you want to kill each other, but in theory it's a nice activity. When it turns south, that's when you have a break. That's what we do in our household. We're like, oh, you know, time for a break, I think.

Time to cool off. Obviously, one of my flatmates we've had on the show a few times, Big Gay Al, he's very competitive when he plays, and we like to give him some crap every now and again. Whenever he wins, we're always like, oh, are you cheating, Al? You're cheating. No, I'm not cheating.

I'll show you my hand. I'll show you my cards. I'm not cheating. Nothing pisses a competitive person off more who's just finally won a round than being accused of cheating. It's the worst. It's like you've put a black mark on their family. Yeah, literally.

But I came across this list that actually there's some research behind it i don't know exactly how they did it but pretty much the list is compiled of the top five names for girls and for boys uh which are most likely to cheat in board games okay can you run through those yes so for the girls most likely to cheat is emily then Megan, Hannah, Georgia, then Claire is the top five. Oh, my God. We've got like so many of those people who work here at ZM as well. I was going to say.

So if you know those people, don't go near them. What a bunch of cheaters. Yeah, okay. And what about the boys? For the boys, it's William, Scott, Callum, and Isaac. They're the top people for the boys who are most likely to cheat in a board game. Okay, cool. I'll call my brother Callum straight after this. You're are most likely to cheat in a board game. Okay, cool. I'll call my brother Callum straight after this.

You're a cheater. You're a cheater. Now, look, my flatmate, Big Gay Al, Alan, his name is not on there, but I thought it would be funny this afternoon if we gave him a call and we told him that his name was at the top of the list of most likely cheaters in a board game. And basically this confirms everything that you've been saying the whole way through lockdown.

I think this is just you, okay? Okay, okay, I'll take this. Hello, Alan speaking. Hi, Al, it's me. How are you? Sorry, oh, hey, Dal. Hey, hey, quick question. I've just come across something that, you know, I'm a little bit annoyed at

and I just wanted to talk to you about real quick. Yeah, yeah. What is it? I've just come across, you know how we've been playing, obviously, a lot of board games and, you know, card games and that kind of stuff? Yeah. You know, I did have concerns and stuff about, you know, some of your gameplay, and I've just come across a list that says the top names for people who are most likely to cheat in a board game.

I don't cheat, because if I was cheating, I would win for once, and I have lost every game we played. So I just wanted to run it by you. Top five, at number five is Isaac, then Callum, Scott, William, and number one most likely to cheat in a board game is Alan. Probably with one L. I'm two L's. I'm not a cheater. I'm a fine player. It's got two L's and I just wanted to say this confirms all of our

suspicions of your gameplay throughout lockdown. You're a cheater. How is it a suspicion when I lose every game? If I was cheating, I would whoop your ass at it. And I'm losing every game. Ellen, I hate to jump in here. It's Clint. Hi, Clint.

I'm pretty disappointed, Clint. I'm pretty upset. I'm pretty disappointed too because I also know that in the background of this, the quest for a big, strong, rich boyfriend is going on. And how do you think this is going to impact the search when they know your name is at the top of the cheaters list? Like, I know it's for board games, but the implications that you might take your cheating

into the romantic world as well doesn't sit well with me, Ellen, and shouldn't sit well with you either. No one wants to date a loser, and I'm a loser, so it's not going to matter anyway. This is a redundant conversation. Oh! Hey, you have won a few games,

and I'm pretty sure you cheated to win those. Mate, mate, mate, mate, mate. I'm sorry, but we had our tally on the window. Look how passionate he is. You're so passionate. Sorry, our data's in. Got to go. Yeah, data's in. Sorry, mate. You're a che window. Look how passionate he is. You're so passionate. Sorry, our data's in. Got to go. Yeah, data's in.

Sorry, mate. You're a cheater. Catch up with you tonight. See ya. So, of course, the Zoom app is what everyone's been using to communicate for business stuff. But apparently, if you get dumped on a Zoom call, it's called being zumped.

Being zumped. Being zumped. You're getting dumped on Zoom zoom call it's called being zumped being zumped being zumped you're getting dumped on zoom how savage is that sounds a lot like getting humped but it's not it's dumped it's the opposite of that right okay cool um i came across a tweet actually of someone over in the states who this has actually happened to she's been dumped on a Zoom call and she joins us live right now. Please welcome to the show, zumped member of the community, Julia Moser. Hello, Julia. Hello, Julia. Thanks for having me. I mean, not the best terms to get you on the show. Tell us exactly what happened. I'd only been, this guy was not my boyfriend. I'd only been going out with him for like

two months and we'd only gone on three dates before quarantine. I'd only been going out with him for like two months, and we'd only gone on three dates before quarantine. So we'd been talking every day for about two months. We'd been texting. We'd been doing FaceTime and Zoom dates. We were watching movies together. And then sort of the last week or so, I kind of felt him pulling back and then got that, you know, hey, are you free to talk text no i know that's so

buzzy did he do the thing because you know when someone invites you to a zoom meeting did he go hey are you free to talk and then below it was a zoom link and you're like oh god my fate is sealed he no he was he said are you free to facetime and then we And then we ended up doing a Zoom call. So it was very mutual. The whole thing was so awkward and we both realized that it was. The internet connection in my house is really bad. So we kind of kept freezing and we were both sort of laughing at how horrible it was. Wait, wait a minute, Julia. So your zumping when you got dumped on Zoom had to buffer?

Yeah. Julia, have uh one more question what was his reason because obviously it was all brand new like you know you've just been on a couple of dates and then you've been going through this in isolation what was his reasoning for zumping you so it all makes a lot of sense and i really don't begrudge him at all he said that he had he'd just gotten out of a very long relationship about a year ago, and he thought he was ready to get back out there, and it turns out he wasn't. But he's not out there. He's literally the opposite of out there.

He's in there, and he's just testing the waters with you until this whole thing's over. I call bullshit. Yeah, I call bullshit too. I reckon he's got too many Zoom dates on the go, and he's like, oh, I've got to start culling some. I've got to start culling back on this. I've got a meeting at 12.30, and then I've got Julia at 12.35. It's not going to be enough time to Zoom both. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, who knows? I mean, I'd rather be dumped sooner rather than later, or zumped rather sooner. True. I wouldn't have wanted to carry it out throughout the pandemic and then be mad at the other end of it i wasted all this time so is it better that he did it on zoom and not over text like is it still face to face right and that's the way you're meant to do it i think i would have when he when he texted me that are you free to talk later i wanted him to do it over text i was like trying to coax it out of him i said like is everything okay um and uh because i just didn't want to have to face him um but i do think now in retrospect he

was trying to do the right thing yeah yeah he was he was you've done it and you're in a unique position so can you tell us uh you've done zoom what do you think is the best platform to be dumped on? I'm going to say Zoom because here's the thing. Text is, like, too informal. I mean, like, and, like, too breathy. And, like, a coffee is too professional. And, like, drinks are too – like, I think I'm going to say Zoom is, like, the way to go because you've got the in-person element, but you're also, like, we both know why we're here. It's short. We get it i reckon i reckon julia just not on linkedin and i think you're home safe

no yeah that would be that would be too much yeah all right um well uh congratulations on your new found singledom stop congratulating people clint on being dumped no i think it's a good thing i think it's a good thing um onwards and upwards's a good thing. Onwards and upwards. Yeah, the world is your zoister. So go forth and conquer. Thank you so much, Julia. We appreciate it. Thank you.

There you have it, Clint. The first person ever to be zumped. Zumped on a Zoom call. That is the world we're living in. Thank you, Julia. Live from Los Angeles. Bree and Clint. So this time next week, not that I think it's a good idea.

We should definitely take it as easy as possible. But I reckon you're going to see queues around the block with people trying to get into their nearest drive-thru to get some of that hot, greasy fast food fix back in their blood veins. Right, Brie? Yeah, you forget, obviously, how much. I mean, I've forgotten how much I used Uber Eats. And now I'm like, oh, that's right. I used to actually order food that I didn't cook myself.

I know. If you were addicted to it, surely that habit has been broken. But let's not look at it in a negative way. Let's look at it in a positive way that a friend is returning to us. And that's why this afternoon we're playing the fast food quiz. A friend indeed. A very good friend of mine. I've produced the

quiz and it's going to be you versus Mel. Hi Mel. Hi Mel. Hello. You love your fast food? I love fast food just like everybody else. What's your favourite? Oh goodness me. What a question. I have to say I just like everybody else. What's your favourite? Yeah. Oh, goodness me. What a question.

I have to say I do like Mexican. Love chicken nuggies. Yep. Indian's pretty good. Oh, okay. Oh, wow. All right. Sounds like you just like an array.

Yeah, you like a bit of everything. What I've got is five questions, and none of them are multi-choice, and they're available for both of you to answer. So I'll need you to buzz in with your name if you'd like to have a go at answering that question. Does everybody understand the game? All right. Here we go.

Buzz in with our name to have an answer. Okay. First question in the big fast food quiz. If I was ordering a bacon backfire, where would I be? Brie. Brie. I'm going to say Burger King. Ordering a bacon backfire, where would I be? Brie. Brie. Bacon Brothers. I'm going to say Burger King.

Burger King is incorrect. Can I answer? Yeah, you can have a free guess, Mel. Bacon Brothers? Incorrect. I'm going to say, can I answer again? Yeah, you can answer again. We don't have it in Australia, so this might be why I've got confused.

Is it Wendy's? No. Oh. Are you in Australia? Maybe. I thought you were in Ponsonby. Hey, you don't know. You never know.

Do you want to have one more? Bacon backfire. Come on. I know. I know what it is. Game over. Carl's Jr. No, not Carl's Jr.

Burger Fuel. It's bloody Burger Fuel. Get with the program. Oh, my God. Arguably the best burgers in New Zealand. Anyway, okay, let's move on. Second question. You call yourself, honestly, you call yourself fast food people.

That's not what I order from Burger Fuel. Although I love Burger Fuel. Next one. That's a new phrase. Shush. Whose catchphrase is this and who's singing it? Brie.

Brie. It's McDonald's. I want to say it's Ronald McDonald. Incorrect. That's not Ronald McDonald. Mel, do you want to have a go at that? Yeah, well, it's obviously McDonald's.

Is it one of the creatives? No. Oh, I know it. I know it. Go on then. Is it Stan Walker? No, Jesus Christ. You guys suck.

That's Justin bloody Timberlake. Oh, yeah. Can't you even? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course it is. Of course it is. Okay, let's keep going. It's none from five so far.

Nice work, Mel. We're doing well. This is a great fast food because I said to producer Ellie, I said, make sure you get someone who knows their stuff and she goes,

Mel thinks she knows her stuff. Hey, you never know. Mel could come back strong here, couldn't you, Mel? Yeah. Absolutely. One hundo. Here we go. Question number three.

Which major fast food retailer last week announced they were being placed in receivership? Mel. Burger King. Burger King's absolutely correct. I did know that. I saw that. Isn't that outrageous? I can't imagine a world without Burger King.

I just can't. And I won't. I won't. I refuse to. I refuse to let. I saw that. Isn't that outrageous? I can't imagine a world without Burger King. I just can't. And I won't. I won't. I refuse to. I refuse to let that be a reality. Hawaiian chicken was so good. Yeah, Hawaiian chicken is the best. I wish they still cut them in half.

I just love how their burgers taste like, you know, flame grilled. You can't get that anywhere else. No, I believe they'll be okay. Are you trying to sell it to the people for free? No, I'm just trying to make someone buy the place so we can still get a burger here. We might get Hungry Jacks out of this. Okay, let's keep going.

Let's keep going. Complete this sentence, and you can buzz in at any point in the sentence and complete it. No body does... Bree. Bree. No body does... Body does. Brie. Brie. Nobody does.

Now. Nobody does. Nobody does chicken like KFC. She's got it. Yeah, well done. Get in, son. That was shaky, but you got there, which is quite good because it means we're at tie break

for the final question. And for the final question, we are going international. There. Oh, here we go. Now, the winner of the fast food quiz will need to be a travelled fast food consumer. They will need to be somebody who knows the global game, not just the domestic game. Their taste buds must have travelled as far afield as the west coast. Okay, we get it, Clint.

I'm giving you clues if you listen, okay? They will have had to have travelled as far as the west coast of the United States of America. If you were ordering a double-double, where would you be? Bree. Bree. I'm going to say

for the win, that's In-N-Out Burger. Ladies and gentlemen, she's done it. She's snatched victory. Thanks Mel. Great game. Cause of defeat. We both were terrible at the start, weren't we? You were both absolutely awful at that game.

One week in counting New Zealand and then you're back in there. You can order whatever you like. Well, I don't actually know that, but I think that's what's going to happen anyway. Bree and Clint. I want to just do a quick round the room. Are we doing, and Ellie, I want to get you on this too. Are we doing home workouts at the moment? I'm doing, I'm going for a walk every day.

Does that count? Yeah, that counts. That's good. Nice. Ellie, are you doing a home workout? I'm going for a walk every day. Does that count? Yeah, that counts. That's good. Nice. Ellie, are you doing a home workout? I'll tell you what, I've done more exercise in the last four weeks than I've done in the last four years.

Seriously. Good for you. Yeah, I actually have. It's been lovely. Bree, when you do your walks, cute. Yes. Oh, what?

A walk is good. When you do your walker sizing, do you wear those little weights around your ankles? I sometimes fast walk. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Sometimes I get my fast Kath and Kim I sometimes fast walk. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Sometimes I get my fast Kath and Kim walk on. You get the butt swing?

Yeah. Yeah. Do you use a playlist to keep you motivated on your walks? I love listening to music when I'm walking because it's quite, you know, you've got everything cool to look at and then you're listening to cool stuff. It keeps you entertained. Okay. All right.

Well, this might be good for you both, actually. There is a gym in the UK called Pure Gym who have compiled what they believe are the most popular home workout songs at the moment. What's that based on? They've scraped information from 900

Spotify public playlists with the term home workout in the title. And so I guess you get a pretty fair idea. And they've put together a playlist of 50 songs. I'm going to run you through the top 10 and we're going to decide whether we think they're a good song to work out to, okay? Okay. Alright, number 10 on that list is the song we just played.

Do you want to work out to this? Nope. No. I want to go to sleep. Same. That's not high tempo at all. It's only two minutes long as well. Yeah. Although that could be good. Actually, that could be quite good on my walks.

Yeah, yeah. I'll do the fast walk to the end of this song. Yeah. All right, time to stop. Time to slow down. Yeah, good. Okay, that's number 10, and that was a no from all of us. What about this on the home workout playlists?

When I lose control. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Get it. Now we're talking. This is Medusa. Banger. Banger.

You feel fit in this, eh? You feel like one of those Les Mills trainers? You're like, all right, keep it going. Let me see you in the back. I don't understand how those trainers never sound puffed. I had the same thought and I think I figured it out. It's because it's their job to work out. So they're doing four or five of those a day.

And that's why they're so criminally fit as well. No one will ever achieve that status unless you become part of the gym itself. Right, because I feel like if it was me, like if I'm walking up a hill, I get puffed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, by the end of the hill, I'm like... That's okay. That just means you're normal. Right, okay, good. Number eight on the most popular songs to work out to at the moment, home workout

playlists. That TikTok song by Roddy Ricch. No. Oh, I was wondering why it didn't know. No. This is a no from me. It's a no. Same.

It's not motivating. No. God, you're not going to get a six pack from this. No. Okay, cool. All right, we can write that off. What about this is number seven. Oh!

This is straight out of TikTok as well. It's called Roses. Yeah, I like this. But this has got the vibe, right? This has got what you want. Yeah. I love this song. Yeah.

Basie thing. The Basie thing? Yeah, the Basie thing, you know? I mean, this is where you walk on your jog and you wait. Keep walking. Keep walking. Have that rest. It's going to finish.

Sorry, I had to stop I've just got little Oh that would have been so good I've just got little snippets Of the songs Okay right Let's get through these These are the biggest songs

To work out at home too Number five is this And now pump it I want to see ten Give me ten, Clint. It's too slow. I can't give you 10. It's too slow.

I could jazzercise to this. All right. Number four, the most popular workout songs. This is a given. I got you next to me. Now you're jazzercising. Yeah, nice. Right? Oh, absolutely. Now you're getting yourising. Yeah, nice. Right?

Oh, absolutely. Now you're getting your jazzicise on Dua Lipa's Physical. It's in the bloody title. Yeah. I thought it was made for this. I am Dua, I am. This is the 2020 version of Olivia Newton-John's Get Physical. Yeah, totally right, totally right.

Isn't it? Okay, we're getting to the pointy end. These are the best songs to work out at home to, according to Spotify. Number three, you'll love this, Brie. I want you to be mine. Woo-hoo! Yeah.

I want you to be mine. This is a very inclusive workout as well. You know? This workout's for everyone. Yeah, everyone's welcome. Everyone's welcome at this workout. I feel like you need

leg warmers for that one. And a leotard that cuts really high on the vaheen. Yeah. Why do we both feel like that? It's got the vibe. It's got the vibe.

Two more. Second biggest song to work out to. Nah, I just see the dance on TikTok. Yeah. I'm not feeling that one exercising. I love this song but I'm not feeling that one thing.

I love this song, but I'm just seeing that stupid dance where their arms are by their sides. Which in itself is a workout. To be honest, it has ruined this song for me. I'm not even going to lie about it. Me too, I'll agree. And apparently, according to this data, the biggest song to work out to at the moment is Dua Lipa. I reckon I know why.

Why? Because it's a revenge song, so you're like, yeah, piss off. I'm going to get my, you know, revenge body.

Don't start caring about me now that I'm getting all hot and stuff, you know? Uh-uh, uh-uh. No, that's not how this, yeah, I agree with you. I think you're completely right.

Yeah. There you go. Those are your top 10. What we want for you next for our morale boosting request, which we do every single day, I want what you think is the best song

to work out to at home. So text it to us right now on 9696. It's got to be uplifting. It's got to be motivational, but the song that you would work out to, and we'll play the best one on the radio next, Bree.

Yeah, you got to get your sweat onto it. So text us now, 9696, best workout song, and we'll play it after this. This is Justin Bieber and Quavo on ZM, Bree and Clint. We've just gone through what the internet believes are the 10 best songs to work out to while you're at home. But are they correct, Bree? Have we nailed the list of workout songs? I definitely didn't agree with a few of those in there.

What about you? There were too many slow ones, I thought. Yeah, too many slow ones. So we're asking you guys, do you have a better suggestion? And if you do, we're going to play it as today's morale boosting request. Now, this relies on a couple of things, that we have the song to be able to play it. Oh, yes.

And that I was able to find the song in the length of that Justin Bieber song, because this is very hard. Producer Ben is working from his house at the moment, so I don't have his magic fingers on hand to help me find things. Someone does at his flat. Yeah, and that person is very lucky.

Yes. I hope that person knows just how lucky they are. What a blessed woman. We'll leave it at that. These are the suggestions that I think we're going to go with today, okay? One of these is going to get played as our morale boosting request for the day. The best song to work out for is it Kanye West Stronger I mean

yeah it's not bad yeah it's alright not my favourite no or is it Shapeshifter Electric Dream

oh this has got the vibes going I can't Electric Dream. Oh, this has got the vibes going. I can't, the only person I can think of now when I hear Shape Shifter, though, is Jacinda Ardern's partner, Clark Gayford, because that's the CD that they gave Prince Harry and Meghan Markle as the present when the baby was born. They gave them a Shape Shifter CD. Oh, my God, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that's all I can picture, but that's okay. Shapeshifter are iconic and that's an iconic song. They are iconic. Someone said this is the right song. Look, I don't hate it. Can you work out to Mbop? Depends what type of workout you're doing. Yeah, right.

The other song that was suggested was that song by Endor that goes, and I don't have a clip of it, but I have the whole song, which we can play if we do choose it. You know the song? We're going to have to sing it, unfortunately. What song? Don't you know, pump it up. You got to pump it up.

Don't you know, pump it. We can't sing because I'm out of time with you because I'm at home. But you know, pump it up. You got to pump it up. Don't you know, pump it. We can't sing because I'm out of time with you because I'm at home. But you know the song, right? I know the song. Love that song. That's a great tune. So out of those four songs, what's our morale boosting request today? Kanye Stronger, which sounded like this.

Shapeshifter. Mbop. Or Don't you know Pump it up That's it for me That one? Yep You want Pump It Up?

I think that's what I want Really? What do you want? No, I want that as well I absolutely want that Yeah, this is an easy pick for me today Right, okay We just have to talk for a little bit

Because when producer Ben loaded it in He loaded the really long dance version So it's got a really big build up on it How long is loaded the really long dance version, so it's got a really big build-up on it. How long is it, 12 minutes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the George FM version of the song. Oh, great.

I'm going to go have a toilet break. Yeah, you can. Before the drop, you'll be able to have a toilet break. Okay, perfect. This is your morale-boosting request, New Zealand. Get in there. Have that workout now, you know. Come on.

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Yeah, from pumping it up too much, eh? It makes you want to just grab something though, like a can of baked beans or something and just start doing like dumbbell curls and stuff. Have you heard the Boomer version they did of that song? No. Don't you know, turn it down. You've got to turn it down.

I thought they wrote that song about house prices. The Boomers were like, don't you know, pump them up. Yeah, true. It works with that as well. Our morale- know, pump them up. Yeah, true. It works with that as well. Our morale-boosting request today is from Indoor. It was called Pump It Up. Brian Clint. Clint, have you ever heard of the fake Bible verse,

tomorrow isn't promised, send nudes today? No, but I feel like that would make a good Tinder bio. Yeah, the Corinthians 317, that's that Bible verse, fake Bible verse. I thought it was 469. Oh, yeah, it could be. There is a couple that are quite similar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's interesting to see, obviously, whilst we're all in quarantine, on lockdown, there's

all kinds of statistics coming out about, you know, what people are doing at home, what's on the rise. And one of the things that is on the rise is people partaking in a bit of sexting. Sexting. There's a few of the old nudes being sent. Yeah, floating around in the old iCloud. In the iCloud. A few DPs, if you know what those are. So apparently, terms like the ones we just said have jumped up 384% on Twitter.

Yeah. From the beginning of March to April. So this is what people are talking about. A lot of conversation around it. So you'd have to think as a result they're doing it. Like they're talking about it because they're doing it. Yeah. I think so.

I think that's what they're basing it off. And then furthermore to that, the peach emoji, which we all know what that's code for, saw a 46% spike. Yeah. And they predicted that the use of the peach and eggplant emojis will continue to rise through April. How's the taco going? Taco's low.

Taco's not as high. I feel like the peach has been more popular. Yeah, right. Taco's somewhere in the middle. Taco's somewhere in the middle. Yeah, somewhere in the middle. There's also scientific research that suggests people are getting out of their, I guess you'd say comfort zone in terms of that area in their life. What, giving it a go for the first time?

No. So in terms of that, I mean they are adding additional things and trying new stuff. Okay. That's what they're saying. Like what? Like what new stuff could you add to your... I assume you're talking about people who want to be romantically active but are in separate bubbles.

Is that what we're talking about? No, no, no. We're talking about people who may be in the same bubble. Yeah. This is for, I think, generally people who are in the same bubble, but then also people who are in different bubbles and obviously doing something they normally or haven't tried before, like sexting.

Oh, okay. Yeah, right. You know my policy when it comes to sexting. Which you and I have talked about this, and I said to you earlier today, and I was like, do you think it's just a little bit weird? For me, it is. I find it strange.

I'm grateful that I've never ended up with a partner who felt that they needed it. Because I'm not shaming anybody who does feel the need for that in their relationship. But I'm glad I've never ended up with someone who's needed it. Because that is a need that I would not be able to meet for you. Absolutely. I feel like I couldn't do it either. So I'm very glad. I mean, have I found myself in that position?

I maybe have, and I felt very uncomfortable. You sent those nudes that time. I didn't. They weren't nudes. They were nudes. They were tasteful. They were tasteful nudes. They were.

So you've done more than me. I'm much more comfortable. You did your work to find your angles. I just know there is no angle for me. No, there is. There's always an angle. No, there's no angle. Yeah, you should have a look tonight in the mirror.

No, there's no angle. And even if I found the angle, I've got one person who would receive that angle, and they don't want it. I always found go higher, go high, and as far away as your arm can reach. That's always going to be better. On my new phone, I've got a wide angle, which may make it look a bit ballooniness. Oh, yeah. Wide angle might be good for you.

But I think I'm more comfortable with that part of it than the actual typing stuff out part. What do you think? Oh, if I had to choose between the two, I would send you a... Would you choose photo or... I'd choose photo, but it would be on Snapchat and it would have no distinguishing features of me in it. And it would have 64 filters on it. 64 filters, and if you backtraced the metadata within the photo,

you'd probably find it was a Google image search of Ryan Reynolds with his shirt off. That's how comfortable I am. The whole conversation makes me uncomfortable. The idea of uploading it to the internet makes me uncomfortable. I'm just not that way inclined. Should I bring up video then? No. Nah.

Yeah, probably not. It makes me uncomfortable too. Good for you if that's something you can do. I hope you have a waterproof device, but it's not something that I ever see myself getting involved with. I'll choose to leave the conversation at that. What happens to the keyboard? That's why some people's space bars stuck down.

Yeah. Oh, my God. That's so gross. Bree and Clint. It has never been more relevant, Clint, to say, do with what you have at home. That's common, isn't it? No. Common saying? Do you mean do what you can with what you have at home. That's common, isn't it? No.

Is it? Common saying? Do you mean do what you can with what you have? Yeah. Is that? Yeah. But then is that even a saying? I don't know.

I mean, you know, we'll go with that. Martin Luther King once said, give it a go and see how it goes. See what happens. Be innovative. It can be in the bedroom. It can be cleaning. It can be in the bedroom It can be cleaning It can be in the kitchen And this afternoon

I've got a hack for you guys As to You know Making cocktails From quarantine With Using what you've got In the cupboard

I need this I have a I have a very And this is not a brag If anything It's a It's a sad indictment On my lack of partying

I have such a Plentiful spirits cupboard Like I've This could be good for you then I've got everything And most of them Are unopened as well an indictment on my lack of partying. I have such a plentiful spirits cupboard. This could be good for you then. I've got everything and most of them are unopened as well. And I've got no idea what to do with them because I'm not just going to sit down and have a cup of vodka, am I? No, no. Well, this could be very good for you because this will tell you, this website will tell

you exactly what kind of cocktails you can make. Okay, cool. So essentially you can go to the website. It's called makemeacocktail.com. And pretty much, you start off with all your ingredients. Should we give it a go right now just to see how it works? Yeah, let's do it. Let's make a cocktail.

So first, you got to go use spirits. And it asks you, what spirits do you already have at home? So I want to say most people have vodka. Yeah. Do you want to do more? I'll give you the ones I've got. Okay, what have you got? Then I can make this tonight. Okay, cool. I've got vodka. Yeah. Do you want to do more? I'll give you the ones I've got. Okay. What have you got? Then I could make this tonight.

Okay, cool. I've got vodka. Yes. Whiskey. Okay. Hold on. Irish or other? Other.

Let's go other type. Okay. Other whiskey. Perfect. I've got white rum. White rum. Yeah. I've got dark rum.

Mate, we don't want to put everything that you've got. I've got Aperol. Okay. No, they'll do. Go with those ones. Go with those? Okay, perfect. And then you click on, do you have any wines or champagnes?

Yes, I do. I've got some champagne. What type? We'll just go with normal champagne. Yeah, normal champagne. Yeah. Normal champagne. Perfect.

Beers or ciders? Do you have any of those? I've got some beers. Yeah. Beers? Okay. We'll put down with normal champagne. Yeah, normal champagne. Normal champagne. Perfect. Beers or ciders? Do you have any of those? I've got some beers. Yep. Beers? Okay. We'll put down some beer. Yep.

No cider? No, no cider. I'm not a cider drinker. I feel like I'm a bartender. I'm asking you what you want. All right. Then we move on into the part of the website where it asks what mixes you have. So do you have any juice or soft drinks?

I've got some milk. Is milk an option? It might be. Yeah. I don't drinks? I've got some milk. Is milk an option? It might be. Yeah. I don't know how much I'd want milk. Milk in your whiskey? Do you have any honey? You'd have honey.

Oh, yeah, I've got honey. Yep. Perfect. Okay, I'm going to put some honey in there. Soft drinks. Do you have any soft drinks? I've got some kombucha. Kombucha.

Weirdly, not on the list. Okay, no, that's fine. All right, we'll move on. No, that's fine. Juices. What about some orange juice? No, no orange no, that's fine. All right, we'll move on. No, that's fine. Juices. What about some orange juice? No, no orange juice. None of that.

All right, perfect. And then the last section, it says other. Yeah. Do you have any fruits? Yeah, I got lots of Fijas. I don't know what Fijas are overseas today. I'm going to say no, that's not on the list. I've got some kiwi fruit.

Okay, kiwi fruit. Kiwi, is kiwi on there? Kiwi fruit is on here. Okay, cool. Yeah, I've got some kiwi fruit. All right kiwi fruit. Is kiwi on there? Kiwi fruit is on here. Okay, cool. Yeah, I've got some kiwi fruit. Sweet. All right, so we've put in all of our ingredients. It's unfortunate, by the way, because I've got so many fricking Fijas.

But anyway, yeah. All right, so now we're going to say, make me a cocktail. So we put all our ingredients in and let's see what it says. So you've come up with two cocktails that you can make. Oh, wonderful. Oh, my God. This is so funny. Oh, my God.

You're going to love this. What is it? Okay, I'll tell you the first one. The first one is called the Royale. And it's champagne with a kick. You got it. Simply add the vodka to the bottom of the glass. Blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah anyway that's the first

cocktail champagne with vodka in it I love it rocket fuel pretty much and the second cocktail you can make from your ingredients that you have at home is called the bum and rum I can't make

it up it's right here on the website. Really? The bum in rum? It says to make the drink, add two fingers. Oh, well, that's not right. This is unbelievable because, I mean, you'll only know this if you were listening to us on the Venute Tour last year.

I literally slipped a disc in my neck inventing a drink called the bum rum, where you drink bum up your rum, rum up your bum. I was going to say, other way around. Don't do it the other way. Oh, my God. I love that pretty much it says what it says to make it, and it says add two fingers of dark rum to a pint glass.

I know. Oh, my God. That's so funny. Anyway, you're having a bum and rum tonight. Oh, again? Again. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles.

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