ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – April 24th 2020

Episode Date: April 24, 2020

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Hello everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Happy Friday everyone. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy Friday before Anzac Day. Happy Friday before Anzac Day. Yeah, so that means what? Long weekend here in Anzac? Happy second Friday after Easter.

Is that right? I don't know. No, that's not a thing. I don't think that's a thing. Happy International Birthday Banger. Yeah! It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Br thing. Happy International Birthday Banger. Yeah. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Brian Clint's Birthday Banger.

The podcast. Yeah. We love this. It gets a chance for our podcast listeners, the potties, to jump on to Birthday Banger. You can submit your birthdays on our Brian Clint Family Podcast page on Facebook if you'd like. First person playing is Jordan Maffey from Sydney, Australia. Oh, Sydney, Australia. Jordan was born on the

6th of November 1998. So he was 16 in 2014 on the 6th of November and on that day this topped the charts. Thinking out loud Maybe we found love Right where we are Gutted, what a stink birthday banger The most played song at weddings in the last, you know, however many years, I'd assume

Yep Very, very overplayed on the radio, that song Imagine you're at a party and you're like, guys, I'm going to chuck my birthday banger on. And everyone's like, yeah, yeah, do it. Let's get lit. And then you're like. It's not going to pop off, is it? Yeah, you're not going to turn up to that song, that's for sure.

Okay, let's try Cyrus Xavier, who's from Ventura, California. Damn, that is a cool name and a cool sounding place. Cyrus Xavier. Love that name. He was born on the 30th of September, 1983. So he was 16 in 1999 on the 30th of September. And in the late 90s, this had a number one hit. Now we're talking.

Eiffel 65. Is this song slower than you remember? Yeah, I think I'm usually drunk. Yeah, yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah, the DJ's speeding it up a little bit. I saw this song live. I think it was last year. How?

At a concert called So Pop. Oh, I-465 played, didn't they? Yeah, they played this song three times, I think. Yeah, well, what else are they going to play? Did they play other people's songs? Were they like, here's a song by DJ Snake? I can't remember, actually, but, I mean, it was worth it because that's an absolute You know nostalgic classic

Yeah yeah When I saw Yolanda Be Cool They played What was their song? Me No Speak Americano Yes They played that three times And I was like good

That's what I wanted That's all I want Give the people what they want Let's do one more for Kel Davis Another cool name Very cool name Kel Davis Eagle

From New Zealand He's right here in New Zealand And he was born on the 7th of February 2000. So he was 16 in 2016 on the 17th of Feb. And this is his birthday banger. So we'll piss off the neighbors. In the place to feel the tears. The place to lose your fears. Yeah, reckless behavior.

Brie loves this song. I don't know why I love it so much. It's a great track. It resonates with you, doesn't it? I think so. Because I love being in bed. If we had to pick a winner out of those three, Eiffel 65?

It's got to be Eiffel 65. That means, what was your name? Xavier. Cyrus Xavier. You win birthday banger! Your prize is here in New Zealand and you just need to find a way to circumnavigate the border lockdown that currently exists due to COVID-19.

Um, come to the ZM Studios and you'll be able to collect it. Easy as that. I'm going to say the prize probably isn't worth it. It's probably... I don't know. How much do you value half a used bottle of Dettol Multi-Purpose Complete Clean?

Yeah, maybe worth it. You know? At the moment, especially. Okay, here's the podcast, everybody. Enjoy. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m.

Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Kia ora, New Zealand. Happy Friday. Brie and Clint here with you.

Hello, Brie. Hello, mate. How are you? Going good. Ellie and I are in our bubble. You're over there in your bubble. Ben's in his bubble. Everything is Clint here with you. Hello, Bree. Hello, mate. How are you? Going good. Ellie and I are in our bubble. You're over there in your bubble. Ben's in his bubble. Everything is as it should be.

And it's our last show before we merge bubbles again. Yeah, we'll be merging bubbles after stage four gets dropped, won't we? Yeah, not Ben, though. Not Ben. He still hasn't proved he has adequate public hygiene to be around other employees. And until he does that, yeah. Yeah, we've decided to keep him at home. We're isolating from him.

Today on the show, all your usual fun, birthday bangers coming up. We'll have the high, low, the best and worst bits of the week. And of course, at four o'clock today, Bree, we're going to do Friday Okie, our special Anzac edition. That's right, yes, the Anzac edition of Fridayoke. And I am regretting it. You chose the song that won. What happened is I chose a Kiwi song, Dave Dobbin. You chose an Australian song, Rick Springfield.

I didn't even know he was Australian, by the way, so there's news to me. Yeah, Ricky Springfield, one of my all-time favourite songs, Jessie's Girl. Yeah, it's not the easiest song. You don't need to say anything because I've got a brief teaser package for what we can expect. Oh, great.

We'll let this do the talking then. Friday Oaky happens at four o'clock today and this is what you can expect. Alright, here she blows. You know that I shouldn't have had you. You know I wish that I had Jessie's Girl. Right. Yeah. Gonna be a bad week. You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl. Right. Yeah.

Gonna be a bad week. From the diaphragm. And she's watching them. You know that I shouldn't have had Jessie's girl. This is hard. Lately something's changing and hard to... Oh, shit. How do you sing that? What can I find a woman like that?

It's gonna be fun. It's to be fun. It's going to be fun. I figured out this whole Friday Oki thing. Yeah. I feel like we're stronger together. As a Jewette. I mean, if you listen to that, terrible apart. But that last bit there in unison, not bad.

I hear you. And I'm keen to back you if you want to back me. I reckon next week in Friday Oki, it's you and me versus Stan Walker and Ria Hall. Okay, well, let's not aim too high. No, no, no. If we're strong together, we're strong together. We'll see. We'll see.

Fridayoke will hit the airwaves at 4 o'clock. You will be the judge of who is the winner today. Next, though, exciting news that there could possibly be quite a decent amount of money coming your way from the government. We're talking a helicopter cash injection straight into your bank account. Oh, the only type of injection people like. Nah, I enjoy a hot beef injection. Oh, yeah.

Well, do you? That's news to me. Cheeseburger. That's what you call a cheeseburger, don't you? I was going to say, does your wife Lucy know about this? I'll tell you exactly how much money that maybe,burger, don't you? I was going to say, does your wife Lucy know about this? I'll tell you exactly how much money that maybe, possibly, just maybe, you can expect from the government.

Next, this is Lewis Capaldi and Bruises on ZM. Bree and Clint. Conan D, it's Conan D. Bree and Clint. Watch out, everybody. There's a helicopter coming to dump a large amount of cash all over your face. And the helicopter metaphor is not accidental, Bree. It's called a helicopter payment, and it hasn't been confirmed by the government.

But economists predict that shortly, under level three maybe, the government is going to give you a decent chunk of money so that you can go and spend it and save the economy. How does that sound? Sounds bloody good to me. This is exactly what they've just done in Aussie. Have they done it? I know they did it last time for the global financial crisis,

but they've done it in Aussie again? Yeah, they did it a fair few weeks ago now. I think it was $1,500 to certain people. Okay, all right. So not everyone was in the, you know, obviously in the category, but if you were, you got, yeah, $1,500 injection. $1,500 must be the amount of money then, because I remember last time in 2008, the Australian government did a $1,500 must be the amount of money then. Because I remember last time in 2008 the

Australian government did a $1,500 payment. We didn't get one. We were very jealous. But I also remember that at the exact same time I think Harvey Norman put out a $1,500 big screen TV and surround sound system package. Coincidence? I think not. Harvey, he's

bloody onto it. He's bloody onto it. I think also and this is good. This happens this time. I think there was. He's bloody onto it. He's bloody onto it. I think also, and this is good. This happens this time. I think there was an airline that put on return flights with accommodation and ski passes to Queenstown. And I think that was New Zealand's way of going, we'll have your $1,500. Anyway, the New Zealand government is looking at doing it for us.

And that's the same amount. That's the rumour. Okay, don't get too excited. This is not confirmed yet, but that's the rumour that $1,500 for each adult, and this will excite parents, $500 a kid. $500 per kid. I've never regretted not having kids more.

I was like, damn, this baby's finally going to start paying its own way. Look out. And the fun bit about a payment like this is you're expected to spend it. The last thing they want you to do is put it in the bank for a rainy day. It runs counter to every other piece of information you've ever been given, any advice you've ever had about money. They want you to get out there and spend it to save the economy, to get the restaurants going, to get the retailers pumping,

to do all that sort of stuff. Spend, spend, spend. Put the money back into the economy to get it up and running again. Yeah, and put some smiles on your own face. It's a bit of retail therapy, babe. It's going to be a good thing. So I need to know from you, Bree, if $1,500 landed in your account tomorrow, with the express instruction that you were to spend it, what are you going to buy? I've got

three things on my list I think I would knock off. And I think it might not cover all of them, so I might have to pick and choose. First one would be I've spent so much time in my bed that it's now got kind of a sink and a sag. So maybe a new mattress. New mattress. All right. They're not cheap new mattresses.

You'd spend the whole $1,500 on a new mattress. Yeah, plus some probably. I would love. I'm glad to hear that you've worn out your mattress during lockdown, by the way. That's not even a joke. There's literally a divot where my bum sits. It was so worth moving your partner in for lockdown.

Well done. It's ridiculous. I also would buy a dog. A dog? Yeah, why not? Yeah, that's good. That money's going to go to a dog retailer. I assume you'd be buying it from where?

From a person or from a... From getting it from the SPCA. I don't'd be buying it from where? From a person or from a? From getting it from the SPCA. I don't know. Yeah, who knows? Haven't thought that much into it. The animal kind. And then I also thought keeping with that theme, I'd also buy a rabbit.

Not the animal kind. Oh, I was going to say. I think rabbits are about $35. The animal kind. I don't know. These are a little bit more expensive. Ellie, have you got any idea what you'd spend your money on? $1,500 animal kind. I don't know. These are a little bit more expensive. Ellie, have you got any idea what you'd spend your money on? $1,500.

This is quite funny. I'm going to sound like I'm copying Brie, but I was also going to say a new beard. Were you? I was like, God, what's going on? And that too, they're the two things that you would get as well. Exactly. We're on the same way. Peaches and creams, you'd do a beard and rabbit combo.

Oh, that would be great. I reckon it'd go bonkers. Yeah. Careful, I almost said something else. Don't say that. Okay, so you want a mattress? Yeah. You want a mattress?

I've got a fairly new mattress. I don't want a new mattress. Do you guys want to know what I want? Yes, please. Yeah, what do you want? Oh, I've found the item. Oh, some sort of household. Excuse me.

Don't undercut my item, okay? It'll be some dad item. No. Okay, my item. A? It'll be some dad item. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, my item. A new screwdriver will be good. No, no, no, no, it's a boring screwdriver. And I do want a leaf blower, but no, no. Oh, a gurney.

I'd love a gurney. What's a gurney? Get out on the driveway. An air pressure, an air, water air pressure thing. Oh. A gurney. A gurney's the. What do you guys call them? A water blaster. Is that what you mean? a water, air pressure thing. Oh. A gurney. A gurney, a gurney's the. What do you guys call them?

A water blaster. Is that what you mean? Oh yeah, same thing. A gurney's the bed that the ambulance driver takes you away in. Oh. Well, I think we call it a gurney back home. Yeah, right. I don't want to say my thing now, so.

No, say it. No, say it. We've already said it, Ellie, that's why. No, you haven't said it. No, no, no. I know what it is. You're going to get some new plants. No, I've got too many plants. I'm having to get rid of plants because Tui's crawling now. No you haven't said it. No no no I know what it is. You're gonna get some new plants. No I've got too many plants. I'm having to get rid of plants because

Tui's crawling now. No I don't want to say mine it's boring. New dad slippers? No my slippers are fine. I'm sorry. Beards are boring too. Clint like just tell us. Not always Ellie. It's true. Okay do you really want to know? Yeah I want to know. It's actually quite cool. Okay tell us. I want to get a Karcher

steam mop. Dad dad alert that goes off every time you talk about dad stuff it's good it's a good idea you'll get shiny floors and you don't have to use a mop it's like a it's like a dyson but it's a it's a mop wasn't close i wasn't far away off with a gurney. Can't believe I'm about to say this, but let's have some dream chat, shall we? No, no. You and I have both agreed that there's nothing more boring than dream chat. I hate when someone tells me about what they had in their dream the night before. I'm like, I don't care.

No, you and I, we've made an agreement. We only care if it's about, you know, and we're in it. Yeah, that I'm interested in. Then you'll spite my interest. If you come to me and you go, I had a dream where you and I did some indoor gardening last night, I'll be like, look, I'm not remotely attracted to you, but please tell me more. I want to know.

Was I good? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is quite interesting to me, though, but it is centred around dreams and it's essentially statistics about what people are Googling because they want to know what their dreams are meaning during lockdown. Okay. Which these are big numbers too.

So apparently one of the biggest searches of dreams on Google at the moment is people are searching, why am I dreaming about my ex? Okay. Apparently, an increased number of percentage, rather, 2,450% higher compared to last year. Right. That's a lot of people Googling that. Is there an answer as to why they're Googling their ex?

There is. I've done a little bit of research, and there's a lady named Marilyn Devenish. She's a neuro success coach, and she shed some light on why you might be having dreams about your ex. And she reckons that the increase of people having dreams about their ex could have everything to do with being in lockdown. In what way? So she said, dreaming of your ex could be metaphorically dreaming about times gone by

and sadness about losing those times. So not being able to, you know, do anything. She said, if you feel your ex abandoned you, this can be around self-acceptance, not being cared for, or feeling left out and not included. Right. Okay. So essentially, I think it's more having dreams about your past because obviously we're stuck in lockdown.

Can I say, just by the way, I'm a neuro success coach as well. I don't know if that's an official thing, so I'm just going to start saying I'm not too. I don't think I've ever heard of that before. I'm going to add it to my Instagram bio, neuro success coach as well. I don't know if that's an official thing, so I'm just going to start saying it. Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard of that before. I'm going to add it to my Instagram bio, neuro success coach. It sounds fancy though. What other dreams are we Googling?

There's other people, the second highest one that people are Googling is what does it mean when you dream about falling, which is we've all had that dream before. Yeah, and apparently you've got to wake up before you hit the ground or your soul will leave your body. Really? No, that's what I heard.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I shock myself. You've heard that, Ellie? You've heard that as well? I always got told that if you die in your dream, you die in real life. Like on Inception. That's a load of crap. Yeah, yeah, no, it's like Inception.

Yeah. Nah, not true. Marilyn. Not keen to find out, though. Neuro success coach said that it could be because you're feeling unsure, overwhelmed, or as though that control has been taken out of your hands, which makes a lot of sense in this time. Yeah, it does. Doesn't it?

You're in free fall mode. And then the last one that has jumped 400% in searches, and this is another classic, is people dreaming of losing teeth. Oh, what does that mean? That means something, doesn't it? Hold on. So it's losing teeth or hair falling out or, oh, so these are all in the same. Yeah, so any of those.

And it could be because of a variety of things. Neurosuccess coach Marilyn said, anything from not fully understanding a situation to something coming to an abrupt end. For a lot of people, it's probably their indoor gardening life maybe. Coming to an end, yeah. Or, because I'm a neurosuccess coach too, so I get a chance to diagnose this. Yep.

You're guilty about not brushing your teeth enough in lockdown. Because you and I have had the conversation that it's hard to remember in lockdown whether you've brushed your teeth. Because you normally brush your teeth before you leave the house. But if you're not leaving the house, there's no psychological prompt, no set time to brush your teeth. So that's what it could be about too. Because didn't, I've read somewhere that if you have that dream,

it means you're lying. Oh, that, wow, okay. That's what, or someone is lying to you. Someone's lying to you. Yeah. Right, okay. Maybe we're not going to get that $1,500 from the government. Okay, there you go.

There's your prescribed amount of dream chat for the day. And now we're not going to talk about dreams for another 10 years. Let's play one second song challenge. This is the game where Brie and I go head-to-head guessing songs in a quest to win you free mobile fuel. That's right. We'll hear part of a song, first person to buzz in with their name and guess the correct artist and song title will win a point.

The person that we are playing for first today is Hope. Hi, Hope. Hi, Hope. Hey, Hope. Before you pick someone, I just feel like I want to be transparent. I'd probably pick Clint because I am broadcasting from home, so I have a delay, so there is a slight disadvantage. I just want to be up front with you just in case you were going to pick me.

You probably weren't. I was, actually. Oh, no. If you pick me, I will obviously do my best. But my promise is... You know what you're doing here by telling Hope not to pick you? What? Is you almost have to not win.

Because if you tell Hope not to pick you and then you win, how are you going to feel, you know? Well, let's be real. I reckon you've got to just give Hope the information and don't try and persuade her and leave the... You pick... Okay, cool, cool. You pick whoever you want, Hope.

I have faith in you, Bree. Thank you. I'll do my best. But as I said, it's not looking good from the track record. That means I'm playing for you, Katrina. Hello. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you?

Hi, good, thanks. Good, how's your lockdown? Oh, we're in sync. Yeah, we're all good here. Yeah, nice. Glad to hear it. That's good, Kat. Okay, I'm playing for you.

Here we go. Producer Ellie is going to run the game. Producer Ellie, hello. Hi there. Okay. That's good, Kat. Okay, I'm playing for you. Here we go. Producer Ellie is going to run the game. Producer Ellie, hello. Hi there. Okay. All right. When you're ready, Clint, you've got little buttons in front of you. You hit off song number one.

And it's first to three, right? First to three, yeah. Okay, here we go. Ready, Bree? Yes, ready. Clint. Yes, Clint. Fat Freddy's Drop, Wandering Eye.

That is correct. All right. Would never have got that. Yeah, I needed to get that. Yeah, nice. My passport would have been revoked if I didn't get that. Yeah. So that's fine.

Okay, cool. Yep, good, good, good, good, good, good. When you're ready, hit that second one off. Bree! Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree, Bree. Bree, Bree, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I'm hearing you, I'm hearing you. Oh, I know it's Midnight Oil.

Beds are burning. Oh, she's got it. Well done. Is there a politician? I'm sensing an Anzac flavour. Oh, it is too. I'm sensing an Anzac flavour in the one second song challenge and I like it.

Okay, one point each. All right. When you're ready, song number too. I'm sensing an Anzac flavour in the one second song challenge and I like it. Okay, one point each. All right. When you're ready, song number three. Clint. Clint. That is Dave Dobbin and Loyal. That's correct. Would never have got that.

I feel like one of us is going to have to cross the Tasman to win this game, Bree, for some sake. Yeah. Okay, cool. One point to Bree, two points to me. All right, song number four. Bree! Yes, Bree! Oh, it's Dale Braithwaite, Horses.

She's got it. My passport would have been a vote if I didn't get that. I'm riding on the horses again. Oh, what a tune! My passport would have been a vote divider. Get that? Oh, what a tune. Probably the best thing to ever come out of Australia. Says the last thing to come out of Australia. Okay, here we go. Song five.

Okay, this is the tie break. Oh, is this it? This is it. Who ever gets this is going to win. Unless you want to play first to four, Breeie we can play first to four if you want let me just check that we've got enough songs to play first four so if you get this you'll be on three and then you could win it there or i could go to three and then it would be yeah we could play we could play first to four today okay first of all first of all okay sweet all right. Head off song number five when you're ready, Clint. Song five.

Clint. Dragon and rain. Incorrect. No, I know what it is. Ah! Do you know the answer to that? I've never heard of that. I've never heard of it. Absolutely no clue.

So do I get another go at it? Well, yeah, this is weird. I'm going to say it's Dragon. That is career. I'll give you that. You might as well have a swing. You might have a swing. Do you know any of their songs?

Summer Rain. I'm taking a stab. No, it's not. Do I get a go or not? I'm okay if I don't. I'm just trying to think if we've got enough songs if we don't give you another go. Okay, so if I don't have a go here, let's check this out.

If I don't have a go and we write this one off, we're still on tie break. How many songs is there? Yeah, there's three left after that, so I think we could do it. So we could go to four and then still one left. Yeah, we could. Yeah, okay. Let's pass on the song. It was April 7, Cuba, wasn't it? It was, yeah. I know that

song. Yeah. Of course. I didn't know the band, but I know the song. Okay, all right. We're still at tie break. No, we're not at tie break. We're still at two all. Two all, yeah. Looking to go to four.

Yeah, all right. Song number six when you're ready, Clint. Bree! Bree, Bree, Bree! I know straight away. Oh, my God. You almost blew my head off. Sorry, sorry.

This is dire straits. It's John Farnham, You're the Voice. That is correct. It's a lot easier this game when you know the theme. Yeah, definitely. Because I'm just thinking about all the classic Aussie songs. And I knew this one would be in it.

I knew that one too. The rapid pace at which you got in there, I didn't stand a chance. Yeah, jeepers. So you can win it here or I can take us to tie break. You could, yeah. Okay. All right, song number seven. When you're ready, Clint.

Clint. Clint. 660, Don't Forget Your Roots. That's correct. Yeah, I would never have got that. Great song, though. I love that song. It is.

Okay, we've arrived at our first ever four-point tie break. Yes. Oh, no. I'm falling apart. The room will go completely quiet. Yeah. And Ellie will cue the final song. All right, go.

Song number eight, Clint. That's all I've got. Clint. Clint. Oh. Oh. I almost feel like that would have been even. I think it was even.

Yeah, I feel like it would have been if Bree didn't have a delay on herself. Yeah, because here it sounded like me, but then there's a delay. Bree, we're going to say it together, and unfortunately we're going to have to accept a draw if we both get this. Which I think is what the Anzacs would have wanted.

Yes, I think it's fair. We're fighting side by side, unless right. Unless I defeat you here. Ellie, count us down. Are we saying song title first? Song title first, then the artist. Okay. There you go. All right.

Wait, wait. Can you get the artist? I don't know. That's a quite hard artist actually to get. Okay, here we go. Say it. Ready? Count us down.

All right. We're doing song title first. Song title first. Cool. All right. Three. Oh, there's a delay, so we're going to us down. All right. We're doing song title first. Song title first. Cool. All right. Three, two. Oh, there's a delay, so we're going to be out. All right.

Three, two, one. Poirier by the Partia Maldicombe. Partia Maldicombe. Ah! Oh, I think I nailed that. Oh, that was funny. There you go. The first ever Anzac. We'll call it a draw. The first ever Anzac, we'll call it a draw,

the first ever Anzac one second song challenge. Nice. So both Hope and Katrina can win fuel today. Yeah, you can. We're getting them for both of you. Hope, you win. Congratulations. Thank you.

And Katrina, you win. Thanks for having Hope in me, Hope. No worries. And thanks for Katrina-ing me, Katrina. Oh, thank you, Clint. Awesome. Bree and Clint. Tomorrow is Anzac Day, and for the first time since Anzac Day commemorations have been happening,

New Zealanders are not going to be able to gather at the war memorial or at the cenotaph or at whatever place they normally would to remember the Anzac soldiers who fought for this country. This has never happened before. We've never been in a situation where they've had to shut down Anzac Day celebrations. We won't be able to do the last post altogether and, you know, remember that, well, you can do it from home.

Is that what they're planning? What are they planning on? So Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has said that she'll be doing this, and this is what she encourages other people to do as well. She is going to, at 6am, head out to the end of her driveway and stand at the end of her driveway. And if you live in

an apartment, the idea is that you come out onto your balcony and we're all out there at 6 o'clock together. You might get out there a little bit early to make sure that you're there in time for 6. You might even bring like a hot drink with you, a cup of tea and sit out there early and see the sun come up type thing. But the idea is we're out there and we share a moment together apart. I wondered whether it was appropriate for me to take a Yui Boom out there

and play the last post for my street, you know? I think that would be nice. Yeah? Yeah, I think that would be really lovely. You want to, um, you want to make sure that you're the only one on the street doing it, though? Like, you don't want to have rivals. Yeah, right, because it could all start playing

at the wrong times, and then that's a disaster. Or you all pair your Yui Booms up. Oh, yeah, you could do that. That's another option as well. Look, whatever you're going to do, it is tomorrow, don't forget about that, and 6am. It's easier. You only have to go to. Look, whatever you're going to do, it is tomorrow. Don't forget about that. And 6 a.m. It's easier. You only have to go to your driveway.

You don't have to drive into town to the War Memorial this year. You just need to go to the end of your driveway at 6 a.m. to show your respect for the Anzacs. I love being in New Zealand for Anzac Day. Being an Australian, I feel like, you know, obviously we share the Anzacs and it was something that I grew up with in my life quite vividly because my pa actually fought in Papua New Guinea and it was a huge deal in our family every Anzac Day. It was a big deal and I have so many memories of my pa

and walking with him in Anzac Day parades and him showing me his medals that he won in the war. And, you know, it means quite a lot to me because he used to tell me quite a lot of stories. And it's one thing, obviously, hearing stories about, you know, these soldiers that gave up so much for us, Clint, obviously. But to hear it from someone who, you know, you absolutely love and care about that's so close to you, it's quite full on. Yeah.

And I just wanted to share a story about my pa real quick, just in memory of him. He actually was 16 when he enlisted in the army. Can you even imagine? Which you're not allowed to do. No, but can you imagine any 16? But heaps of people did. I can't even.

I can't even fathom it. Can you imagine sending a 16- people did. I can't even. I can't even fathom it. Can you imagine sending a 16-year-old to war? No, I can't even fathom it. I can't even, yeah, really comprehend his mind at that time and him enlisting to go fight for his country so we could have our freedom. And he told me he enlisted in the – yeah, when he was 16. And by the time they actually took him on board he was 17 and i said to him i was like you wouldn't have been allowed in like you were too

young and he actually changed his birth certificate he um frauded it and to get into the army so he could go fight alongside his three brothers who all enlisted into the army as well um so him his three brothers all went to Papua New Guinea and they all fought in that horrific, horrific condition over in Papua New Guinea. And it's an amazing story because they all came home, which was not the case for so many people, so many Anzacs that did that.

And I just looked up to him and obviously when you're young, you don't really realise it, but every Anzac Day, I always have a cup of tea for him and remember what he did for so many of us, and I think it's really lovely to remember those people and how courageous they were. Is it just a cup of tea that you have for him? Maybe a drink. He loved a scotch, so I might have a little sneaky scotch

for par tomorrow. And then do you stop at that? Nah. He loved about six or. So I might have a little sneaky scotch for par tomorrow. And then do you stop at that? Nah. He loved about six or seven scotches actually. Whatever you're doing, enjoy your Anzac Day, New Zealand. We've just lost Bree. She's having some technical difficulties at her house.

But she will be back with us shortly. But that's okay because we're about to go into the high low. This is the best and worst bits of the week, as seen through the eyes of expert producer, Producer Ben. Previously with ZN's Branklin. Hey, guys. Welcome to yet another week of Branklin's highs and lows,

all the high points of the week and the low points of the week. And yet again, I'm coming to you live from my wardrobe. This week, we spoke to a girl called Julia who got broken up with over Zoom. Tell us exactly what happened. This guy was not my boyfriend. I'd only been going out with him for like two months and we'd only gone on three dates before quarantine. So we've been talking every day for about two months.

We've been texting. We've been doing FaceTime and Zoom dates. And then sort of the last week or so, I kind of felt him pulling back and then got that, you know, hey, are you free to talk? The whole thing was so awkward. The internet connection in my house is really bad. So we kind of kept freezing.

Wait, wait a minute, Julia. So your zumping when you got dumped on Zoom had to buffer? Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And also this week, we caught up with a guy called Scotty who's currently biking the Tour de France in his lounge. How are we doing, guys?

How are we? The question is more, how are you doing? What's going on with you? Tell us what you're doing. I'm smelly, I'm sweaty, but essentially I purchased a cheap X-Size bike, put it in my little box apartment, and I'm matching stage to stage the 2019 Tour de France. So about 3,500 kilometres over 21 days.

Were you a cyclist before? No, never cycled a day in my life. Are you riding right now? I am, yep. I've done 70 miles today so far, so I've got about 45 miles to go. All right. We've come close to the shed.

We'd better leave you. Lunatic. Here's a low for you. Clint broke a microphone. Yep, there's not much else I can say about that. It's Harry Styles in Adore You.

Uh-oh. The microphone's just come out of the socket. Clint's lost the whole microphone. Sorry, I've just pulled the whole microphone

off the... How did you even do that? I don't know. I don't know what happened. We might have to take a break and come back. You know, the real issue with this is I don't know if the people who fix these radio things are working at the moment.

So I might have just broken ZM. We're going to take a break and we'll be right back. And finally, the guy said this on here. It's a good song. Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Beauty and the Beats. I love that line in that song where she's like, better keep eyes off Selena. Yeah, not anymore though.

Not anymore. Actually, yeah. It'd be Hailey Bieber. Gotta keep an eye out for Hailey Bieber. That could kind of work. She could squeeze it in. So I decided to see if it would work and remix it. And that's another week of Brie and Clint's highs and lows.

See you next time. Hopefully not from my wardrobe. What a great week. That was an awesome wrap of the week, Ben. Well done, mate. Nice work, mate. All from your closet. How good's our Justin Bieber remix, by the way?

Oh. Gotta keep an eye out for Hailey Bieber. Dope. Mickey Minaj, look out. We're coming for you. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oki.

I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. All right.

Here we go. This lockdown thing has brought on a lot of change, but we refuse to let it change Friday Okie, except for the time at which we do it. That's changed because there's more people listening at four o'clock now, so we do it now. Yeah, we had to change that. We set up an Anzac battle.

We put my nomination of Dave Dobbin's Slice of Heaven against your song Rick Springfield's Jessie's Girl. I'm just learning that Rick Springfield's an Australian, so that's good news. Yeah, he's a cobber. He's Jessie's Girl. I'm just learning that Rick Springfield's an Australian, so that's good news. Yeah, he's a cobber. He's a cobber. It won, your song won by the slimmest of margins ever. So what we've done is you and I,

via a lot of cables, internet transmissions, and webcams, we've managed to each record it, and Producer Ben has done his best to produce it into a full Friday Oki snippet. I really appreciate producer Ben's efforts because this is very difficult and I feel like, you know,

you thought it couldn't happen where our Friday Okies would get worse but recording them from lockdown apparently has done that. We're like, this isn't enough of a challenge for us. We're going to try and do it by distance. So this is how it works. You're going to hear both of them and then you're going to call us on 0800DARLS.M

and tell us who won Friday Okie today. Was it Bree representing Australia for our Anzac battle or is it me representing New Zealand for our Anzac battle? Bree, because your song won, your song goes first. Are you ready? Alrighty. I'm ready. Anything you need to say before we hear your version?

I'm so sorry. I'm ready. Anything you need to say before we hear your version? I'm so sorry. Here she comes. Good luck. Oh, no. Jessie is a friend. Oh. Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine. But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define.

Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine. She's watching him with those eyes and she's loving him with that body. I just know it. And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night. You know that wish that I had Jesse's

girl. I wish that I had Jesse's girl. Where can I find a woman like that? Holy shit. There she is, everybody. That was bloody flippin' terrible. From country Queensland, Australia, Brie Thomas. Oh, my God.

I wish I just could have taken the loss and not have that played. Here comes mine. This is my attempt at the same song for Friday Oaky. Jesse is a friend. Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine. But lately something's changed. It ain't hard to define. Jesse's got himself a girl and I wanna make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes And she's loving him with that body, I just know it And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night You know I wish that I had Jesse's girl I wish that I had Jesse's girl I'm so happy to take the loss this week. Can we not take votes? I think we know the winner. We have to get five votes in.

We have to know who wins Friday Oaky. That's the process. And the fine lines are officially open. Oh, $800 at M. Who's got it for you this week? Is it Bree or is it me in our Anzac special ahead of Anzac weekend? I'm so glad I'm back in the studio next week. My flatmates are all so happy about it as well.

Please help us out. We're looking for your calls. 0800 dials at M. Bree and Clint. Friday Oaky. Welcome back to Friday Oaky, everybody. Brie and I have been taking each other on in a singing challenge, taking on Rick Springfield's Jessie's Girl.

You know I wish that I had Jessie's Girl. I wish that I had Jessie's Girl. I went to a Rick Springfield concert once and he didn't play this. Are you freaking serious? The audience was ropeable. I talked to Bryony who works here at ZM who went to the Billy Idol concert earlier this year. So similar era and similar type of music. He didn't play White Wedding.

What are you doing? What are you doing? Play the hits. Did I say Billy Idol? I said Billy Idol, eh? Yeah, Billy Idol. Okay, cool. I was like, did I just say Brian Adams?

Anyway, we've had a chance at that song each. Bree sounded like this. You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl. I wish that I had Jessie's girl. Where can I find a woman like that? And mine sounded like this. You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl. And mine sounded like this. Can I say, very good from you this week.

I'm very impressed. Thank you. I'm actually low-key quite proud of myself too with that one. You always are every week. Let's go to the votes and see what we get. Brooklyn's here. G'day, Brooklyn. Hi. Hello, mate.

Who's your winner for Friday Okie this week, Bree or me? Bree. Bree. Well, yeah. Okay. Well, thank you, Brooklyn, very much. I appreciate that pity vote. I wonder if Brooklyn heard me say how proud of myself I am.

Logan. Logan, hi. Welcome to the show. Hello, Logan. Logan, hi. Welcome to the show. Hello, Logan. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, good, good. How are you?

Welcome back to the show. Thank you. So I've got to say one thing. Yes. Brie, I understand you want Jessie's girl. I don't know if she wants you. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she...

I've got to... I'm pretty sure she doesn't after that, I think. I just got Logan's vote. Thank you very much, Logan. I appreciate it. Thanks, Logan. Bye.

Wilson's here. Wilson! Good afternoon, Brianne Clint. Hi, Wilson. How are you, mate? Good, and you guys? Very well, thank you, Wilson. Thanks for calling up.

Cast a vote for us. Who's winning Friday Hockey today? My vote goes to Clint. You were sounding extra on point this week. Thank you, Wilson. I felt like I was extra on point. I appreciate that. Thank you. Thanks, Wilson. Have a good weekend. Let's talk to Rebecca.

Hey, Rebecca. Hello, how are you? Good, how are you? Good, thank you. I just want to say sorry, Clint, but you did great. But Brie, I am so grateful that you gave that song a go, mate. I could not sing that song. I'd probably be like you.

Is it because it gave you a laugh? Is that why I get your vote? Yeah. I'll take that back. Appreciate it, mate. Okay, well, we've arrived at tie break. This is fantastic. And I just hung up on the last vote.

Wow, that was good for me. Well, Ellie would know who they voted for. Yeah, we can cross. No, yes. Ellie, do you know who? Oh, because it's a tie. How is it a tie? You were at tie break. Do you know, Ellie? Do you know who that voted for. Yeah, we can cross. No, yes. Ellie, do you know who? Oh, because it's a tie. How is it a tie? You were at tie break.

Do you know, Ellie? Do you know who that last vote was for? I do know who that last vote was for. Okay. Close game today, team. But that last vote did go to Bree. Oops, I came in way too early then. Sorry, it was Clint.

You're flipping kidding me. Oh, Ellie, what the hell? This is like a bloody Steve Harvey stitch-up. Wait, wait, wait. Who won? Who won? You asshole, Ellie. Why would you do that to me?

Actually, to be honest, you deserve to win, so I'm not that angry. You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl. I wish that I had Jessie's girl. Ellie. Did you do that on purpose Jessie's girl Ellie. Did you do that on purpose? No. You just did. Was it Miss Universe where Steve Harvey announced the wrong person?

It was and I've just done it. It's because I was reading Bree's name on the screen. I just did what I was reading. You lunatic. I'm so sorry, Bree. Who put a question on the teleprompter? Oh, my God. The winner is Brie.

I mean, no, no, no. Can we just talk? Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. All right, this is where we figure out what song was top of the charts on each of your 16th birthdays.

Wilson's here to play. Hello, Wilson. Hello, Wilson. Hello, Wilson. Hello, Brie and Clint. I'm back. Is this Wilson who just voted in Friday Oaky before? Yes, it is. Wilson!

Wilson! And you're doing your mum's birthday this afternoon, Wilson. Yep. Cool. Wilson! Sorry, Wilson. What's your mum's birthday, Wilson?

14th of November 1976. Right, she was 16 in 1992 on the 14th of November and in 92 this had a

number one hit. Arguably one of the biggest breakup songs of the 90s. Boys to Men. It's an anthem. What do you think, Wilson? Do you know that song? Yeah, I've heard of it. Yeah, I've heard that song.

Do you know Boys to Men? No, I've only heard of that song. That's okay. I think he's still in the boy category. Yeah, yeah. Working his way up. Okay, wait there, Wilson. Thanks for playing for your mum.

We're going to get Sarah on. Hi, Sarah. Hi. How are you, Sarah? I'm good. How are you guys? Not too bad. It's a Friday.

Yeah, Friday. Friday. What's your birthday, Sarah? The 2nd of April, 1985. You were 16 in 2001 on the 2nd of April. And this is your birthday banger. Say that bit again. Say, this is your birthday banger.

And this is your birthday banger. Come, come, my lady. You're my butterfly. Oh, yeah. Sugar, baby. Come, my lady. You're my pretty baby. I'll make you like shit.

You make me crazy. I love that song so much. Sarah, that's an awesome one. Yeah. As far as white guy rapping goes, that song is right up there for me. He nailed it. Yeah, and I know all the words. Okay, wait there.

Very good. We'll get one more for Jamie. Hey, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. How's it going? Good, man. How are you? Good.

Good. Friday. Friday. Yeah, good for a Friday. You're doing your partner's birthday, Jamie, today. Yeah, sure am. Her name? Perfect. Her name's Dolores. Dolores. Dolores doing your partner's birthday, Jamie, today. Yep, sure am. Her name? Her name's Dolores.

Dolores. Dolores, what's her birthday? 20th of August, 1987. Right, she was 16 in 1993 on the 20th of August, and this is Dolores' birthday banger. Mr. Raider, calling Mr. Wrong, calling Mr. Bane, calling Mr. Ra Calling Mr. Fade Calling Mr. Fade Great song.

I love that song. Yeah. What year is this number one, Bree? 1993. It's so 90s, isn't it? Wasn't Dolores born in 1987? Yeah. Is that wrong?

Oh, no, I've got it wrong. That was number one on her sixth birthday. Well, we've changed the game just for this one time. Oh, well, Jamie, the song still counts. We'll figure out what it was and let you know for Dolores anyway, but that's the song we're playing with. I don't think it's changing for me, unfortunately. I'm going Crazy Town Butterfly.

Yeah, I haven't heard that song in a long time. I loved it. Hell, yeah. Let's do it. Sarah, you've just won Birthday Banger. Yeah. Number one on your 16th, not your 6th birthday too. It was a pretty good song, eh?

It is a good song. You're sexy, sexy, pretty little thing. This April pitch, you got me sprung with your tongue ring. And I ain't gonna lie, cause your lovin' gets me high. So to keep you by my side, there's nothin' that I won't try. Butterflies in her eyes and her looks to kill. Time is passing, I'm askin', could this be real? Cause I can't sleep, I can't hold still. The only thing I really know is she got sex appeal, I can feel. Too much is never enough. You always had to lift me up when these times get rough.

I was lost, now I'm found, ever since you've been around. You're the woman that I want, so you're putting it down Come my lady, come, come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake, you make me go crazy Come my lady, come, come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby

Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake, you make me go crazy I don't deserve you, and that's some kind of hidden essence To show me life is precious, and I guess it's true But to tell the truth, I really never knew till I met you See, I was lost and confused, twisted and used up Knew a better life existed, but thought that I missed it My lifestyle's wild, I was living like a wild child

Wrapped on a short leash, Paroled a police vial. So yo, what's happening now? I see the sun breaking down into dark clouds. And a vision of you standing out in the crowd. So come my lady. Come, come my lady. You're my butterfly. Sugar baby.

Come my lady. You're my pretty baby. I'll make your legs shake. You make me go crazy. Come my lady. Come, come my lady. You're my butterfly. Sugar baby. Come my lady. You're come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby

Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake, you make me go crazy Hey sugar mama, come and dance with me The smartest thing you ever did was take a chance with me Whatever trickers you fancy Girls me and you like Sid and Nancy So sexy, almost evil Talking about butterflies in my head

I used to think that happy endings Were only in the books I read But you made me feel alive when I was almost dead You filled that empty space with the love I used to chase And as far as I can see it don't get better than this So butterfly here is a song And it's sealed with a kiss And a thank you miss Come and dance with me

Come and dance with me Come and dance with me So come and dance with me Come my dance with me So come and dance with me Come my lady, come, come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake, you make me go crazy Come my lady, come, come my lady

You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake, you make me go crazy Come my lady, come, come my lady You're my butterfly, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake, you make me go crazy Come my lady, come, come my lady You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake, you make me go crazy Come my lady, come, come my lady

You're my butterfly, sugar baby Come my lady, you're my pretty baby I'll make your legs shake, you make me go crazy Come and dance with me Zed and Brian Clint Come and dance with me ZM, Brie and Clint. Come and dance with me The winner of Birthday Banger today, Crazy Town Butterfly. Oh, that guy had some tats, didn't he?

Yeah. Come and dance with me Hardcore chess piece. Hardcore chess piece. Didn't he? I loved that. Yeah, I think you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Before it was cool. I loved that. That was a great Birthday Banger. That was a tune never been played on Birthday Banger before either. Had it not think you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before it was cool. I loved that. That was a great birthday banger. That was a tune never been played on Birthday Banger before either. Had it not? From memory. Wow. No, I'm pretty sure never. But then great decision, because I'm pretty sure

we have played Mr. Vain. In fact, we definitely have. I think we have, yep. Even though that wasn't actually Dolores' I was going to do Dolores' real birthday, but then I've lost her actual birthday, so I'm just having a ripper of a Friday over here. What a schmuzzle.

Look, it's a big birthday for someone today, someone we all know and love, Clint. We all use, we all watch, and that is YouTube. Oh, YouTube's having a birthday. Yeah, YouTube turns 15 today, which, did you think YouTube was older or younger? Judging from her skin, I thought she was older. She's fairly timeless. 15 years, although this is the issue with being our age is you remember when YouTube became a thing.

And so for you to tell me that it's 15 years old makes me feel incredibly old. Yeah. Same here. I did have that thought. But it got me thinking about, you know, some of the milestones that YouTube has had over the last 15 years. Yeah. And I thought we could reminisce this afternoon with a few memories from YouTube.

YouTube birthday memories. Okay, cool. Hit me. Did you ever know what the first video uploaded to YouTube was? Oh, was it Charlie Bit My Finger? No, it wasn't that. That was an early one. But it was actually from one of the founders.

And he uploaded an 18-second clip. His name was Jared Carman. And it was an 18-second clip of him taking a trip to the zoo. Let's take a listen. Here we are, one of the elephants. The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really, really long trunks. And that's cool.

And that's pretty much all there is to say. Yeah, so that was lame. And it got 90 million views. All the cool things that we've ended up with on YouTube, we've got a guy saying elephants are cool because they've got long trunks. I get it. He would have just been trying to do a test video. But if he could have had any idea about how big YouTube would have been,

like he should have done like a bottle flip challenge. You know, he should have done some planking or something. Yeah, he should have. Something mildly cooler than that. He should have uploaded his own sex tape. Really kick the site into action. I don't think he has any regrets because what happened was is he uploaded that and then his fellow co-founders actually sold the platform YouTube to Google for a huge, get this, $1.65 billion.

So that's a lot of cash. So they're doing all right. Probably not enough by today's standards. I wonder if they've got any regrets. I think $1 billion I think is all right. It's pretty good. $1.5 billion over $1.5 billion. I wonder if they've got any regrets. You know? Oh, I think one billion I think is alright. It's pretty good. One and a half billion over one and a half. I think they'll be okay. I think Instagram tried to buy Snapchat

for like three billion. You know? I'm just saying the price of these things has gone. Anyway, I'm sure they're happy. I'm not trying to make them doubt their decision. I love how your glass half empty. You're like, oh, they could have got more. It's 1.65 billion. No, it's not 1.65 billion.'s $1.65 billion plus this great memory. Here we are in front of the elephants.

The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really, really long trunks. Yeah, see, they'll always have that. Stellar stuff from Carmen there. Look, cut to 2020 where there's more than 2 billion monthly users on YouTube. That's humongous. It's enormous. And I thought we could reminisce about, you know, some of the most liked videos, some of the most viewed and some of the most disliked videos on YouTube.

Okay. Yeah. What do you got? So let's kick it off with the most ever viewed YouTube video. It's this one. Is it? Yes, this has over 6.7 billion views. You know, I don't think I've ever seen the music video for Despacito.

Haven't you? No. Oh, it's pretty cool. I don't mind it. The Justin Bieber version, right? Not the Daddy Yankee only version? I think so, yeah. Surely. Surely Bieber's driving the likes up.

Surely. Yeah. Interesting. Okay, that's the most liked? Yeah, so... No, that's the most viewed. Let's move on to the most liked video on YouTube. It currently is with over 37.1 million likes.

It's this. No, no, no. It's Despacito again, mate. It's Despacito. Cool, man. Also, funnily enough, one of the most disliked videos as well, it's Despacito with 4.1 million dislikes. It says the most liked and the most disliked. No, it's one of the most disliked videos as well, it's Despacito with 4.1 million dislikes. So it's the most liked and the most disliked. No, it's one of the most disliked.

It's number five on the list. Okay. So there's a lot of people disliking it as well. I thought I'd just give a special mention to some of the most disliked videos on YouTube. Baby Shark's in there. Oh, yeah. 3.3 million dislikes. Friday by Rebecca Black, 3.3 million dislikes. Friday by Rebecca Black, 3.5

million dislikes. But let's get to the top three most disliked videos on YouTube, shall we? Yep. Which I love that this one's in there. It's probably someone on the show's favourite. Coming in at number three, most disliked video on YouTube, it's this.

Chick Paul is number one. It's everyday, bro. It's everyday, bro. It's everyday, bro. I said it's everyday, bro. Jake Paul featuring Team 10. It's everyday, bro. Producer Ellie is throwing gang signs in the air. You love this, don't you?

I mean, you know what? I'll give him credit. It blew him up, to be honest. It needs to go in the bin. Team 10 up be honest. It needs to go in the bin. Team 10 up, so. It needs to be in the bin. It's got 4.4 million dislikes on YouTube.

The world can live without Team 10. I feel like it'd be okay. Coming in at number two, one of the number, second most disliked video on YouTube, it's this one.

Pretty well known. This is hate for hate's sake. People just hate on this because of who Bieber is. I don't hate it. It was a great song. So do I. I think he's done his thing. He's good.

I read an article once that said there's Hitler speeches on YouTube that have less dislikes than the Justin Bieber baby video. Really? Yeah. So you reckon you, yeah. 10 less dislikes than the Justin Bieber baby video. Yeah. So you reckon you, yeah, you know. 10 million dislikes. That is huge on baby Justin Bieber. Also, he was a kid at that stage.

You're literally cooking dislike on a kid. Yeah, just bullying. Like dislike him when he peed in that bucket or something. Yeah, right. Dislike him when he abandoned his monkey. But not when he was a cute little kid singing Baby with Usher. Leave him alone. Nothing wrong with it.

This is the most disliked video currently on YouTube as it stands today. You might not remember this, but there will be people that do. It's the YouTube Rewind video from 2018. It's Rewind time. Is this what you wanted? Do you remember this clip? Play me some of that joke. It's where they do

a big highlight video of all the big YouTube videos from the year, right? Yeah, and people hated it. Yeah, it was way too much going on. It was like, it felt like I was going

to have a fit watching it. 17 million dislikes on their own platform. For their own video. For their own video. For their own video. There you go. Happy birthday, YouTube. Happy birthday.

15 years today or yesterday or roundabouts. We love you. We didn't get you anything, but we love you. They know. Bree and Clint. Look, I was saying before there's a celebrity that's making the news at the moment because currently this celebrity is in lockdown with his ex-wife and their kids, but he has a new wife

and the kids that he's had with his new wife, and they're in lockdown somewhere else. Wait, how's he managed to swindle this one? Well, the celebrity is Bruce Willis. I just assumed it was a he, sorry, but yeah. Oh, whoa, what? It's Bruce Willis. Knock me down.

Yeah, so the celebrity is Bruce Willis. He's currently in isolation with his ex, Demi Moore, and their kids that they had together. Yeah. But he's got a new wife. Rumour? Rumour Willis? Is that where she's in that relationship?

Yes, she is. Who was the other one? I'll give you five bucks if you can remember the other one. Secret. I don't think it was secret. What was her name? Anyway. Phyllis.

So he's currently – Phyllis? Yeah, Phyllis. Yeah, we'll go with that. Phyllis Willis. Phyllis Willis. That'd be a cool name, actually. So, yeah, he's currently in lockdown with his ex. Phyllis? Yeah. Phyllis. We'll go with that. Phyllis Willis. Phyllis Willis. That'd be a cool name, actually. So, yeah, he's currently in lockdown with his ex. Philly Willie, for sure.

And it made me think that would be kind of awkward, wouldn't it? It'd be incredibly awkward. What possible reason could you have to be in lockdown with your ex-wife and your adult children over your current wife and your young children? Because he's got kids who are still like five and under. Yeah, they're quite young. I think one of the young kids had an accident of some sorts and his new wife had to take them to the hospital and then they got separated and then all this stuff kind of blew up and then they just

ended up in different isolation bubbles. If you're Bruce Willis and Demi Moore though, you're chock-a-block full of cash. And surely, surely one of your many Malibu houses has got a guest house or a pool house. Surely. And can't you bring the bubbles together? Like, isn't there a way to do that?

Or unless there's an issue there, if your wives don't like each other. Oh, yeah, that could be awkward. But I think they got separated and then this lockdown stuff's happened so now they can't move. Oh, right, that would happen to a few people. Which it got me thinking about, you know, people who could be doing the same thing,

isolating with their ex-husbands or wives or partners or whatever. Have it, you know. For whatever reason. For whatever reason. For whatever reason. And our friend of the show, good friend of the show, Jodie Rimmer, who was on Celebrity Treasure Island, big-time actress, she's kind of doing this in her bubble at the moment, Clint. Jodie Rimmer, Five Vodkas Deep, good afternoon.

Hello, mate. That is not true. It's seven. Hi, guys. Hi. Jodie, Jodieody rimmer you tell us you were telling me because obviously um you're in isolation just like all of us what's your bubble situation look like at the moment well at right now i'm having a are. But in my actual bubble, there is my two kids who have just had birthdays in lockdown. Oh, happy birthday to the boys.

Yeah, whatever. Eight and ten. They turned eight and ten. And then also in the same bubble is my ex, who's also had her birthday. He's turned about 107. And then my stepsister and her lovely partner who are also in the same bubble is my ex, who's also had her birthday. He's turned about 107. And then my stepsister and her lovely partner, who are also in the bubble. So we all live together. My ex lives two minutes up the road.

So we have shared custody. And you know what? We're lucky in that we're pretty good friends. We like to have a wine together and keep it real. And we've already tried to carve out a good relationship for our kids. So we do keep it pretty real, but we are in the same bubble, so we're seeing each other a lot. A lot.

I bet. Yeah. And if you're sharing the kids, you have to see each other a lot. Plus, I kind of feel like at this stage, if someone's in your bubble and you can speak to them, you'll do it? Like, just for that little bit of variation in human contact. I've never spoken to my neighbours so much in my whole life. We don't have anything.

We've started trading, like, Fijos and persimmons. I don't even eat persimmons. But you're just looking for some kind of contact at this stage, right? Please love me. Exactly. So Tim will bring the kids over and you're about staying to the day just to have some human company with me and

my stepsister and Rowan as well. And it's nice. So it's been three birthdays. Each of my family members in my immediate family have had a birthday in lockdown. Except for you. Except for me. She doesn't have birthdays anymore. No, she doesn't. And every day is a birthday. She got rid of that years ago. Every day is a birthday when you Jodie Rimmer. She doesn't have birthdays anymore. No, she doesn't. And every day is a birthday.

She got rid of that years ago. Every day is a birthday when you're Jodie Rimmer. I need to ask Jodie, with all this extra time that you're spending with your ex, has it rekindled anything? Look, you know, I mean, yes and no. That sounds like a yes. Yeah. We've had some big squabbles,

but we've also had a couple of good fun nights as well, Bree. A couple of good fun nights. Oh, damn. No wonder you're in the same bubble. Wow. Hot damn. We played Twister together and, you know, Pictionary and Bananagram. So, you know, there's been some good times, but, yeah, there's been...

At one stage, his cat had a head-on with a car. The cat that you hate? Yeah, well, come on, keep it real. So my children's cat, and, you know, it would look like it was going to have to be put down anyway, cut to amputation, one leg gone. So there's been a lot of stress in the bubble. Amputated leg, cat.

Also, at one stage, we thought my son had appendicitis. one leg gone. So there's been a lot of stress in the bubble. Amputated leg cat. Also, at one stage we thought my son had appendicitis. There's been all sorts of things. I had a terrible eczema flare up on my arm. All right, Jodie. So, you know, like it's been a stir up. Was it your arm? You're working your way down the scale now.

We were impressed at amputation and now you've gone down to dermatitis. So we're going to have to let you go, okay? Sounds like the plot line of the next reality TV show to me, Jodie. Remember, we appreciate your time. Love you guys. Love you too. Bye, Jodie. We're all geared up for our takeaways

to come back on Tuesday, aren't we, Brie? We're chopping at the bit, right? Bring it on. What's the first one you're going to have? I'm really craving a Zinger burger. I know. For me too, KFC shoots straight to the top of the list. I think because it's so distinctive in its flavour. I love Macca's.

I love BK. I love Burger Fuel. I love every other takeaway available. But there's something about KFC that you can't get anywhere else, right? Yeah, it's the secret 11 herbs and spices it's 100 right you've got me there she had these rumors of people um camping out and drive-thrus already because they don't they want to be first yeah i saw um there was a few people doing that i mean don't go now it's still a few days left it's mental you don't

want to be in your car for the next three days but you also don't want to camp out if you're like a hundredth in the queue. Like you want to be in the first ten. Just wait. You'll get there. Yeah, hard to say to some people. I think it's important to remember though that rich people like takeaway food too. And that's why today on the show, I have compiled a list of the fanciest takeaways you'll be able to purchase under lockdown level three.

Oh, yeah. Bring this on. Okay. So if you've got some money to splash around, which not many of us do at the moment, but if you do, here are some options for you of restaurants that will do a takeaway menu. Because you still can't go and dine at these places, but they still want to open too and they want to sell you their stuff. But don't think you're getting a discount, okay? Excuse me, just because you're not sitting in the restaurant, don't think you're going to get a discount, okay? I hope Prego's on there.

Oh, I love Prego. Oh, Prego's a fancy Auckland restaurant, but Prego's actually not that expensive. So I don't know what their plan is. Yeah, I think they have been on Uber Eats before. Oh, that's fancy. That's very Auckland. Let me run you through some of them.

There's a restaurant in Auckland by the name of the French Cafe. Have you ever heard of it? No. Contrary to the title, it's not a cafe. It's a very, very, very, very, very, very fancy restaurant, which I've dined at once in my life. Are we talking Michelin star? Yes, it has a Michelin star.

Yes. My wife, Lucy, and I, I took her there for her birthday once. How much did you spend? How much were you dropping on that meal? For two of us? Yeah. $350.

Holy cow! It was no crap the best food I've ever eaten in my life. But I was like, Wow! I was like, 350 bucks. Clint's definitely getting some tonight. Was it rolled in gold leaf? We got home and we were so full of cheese that we both fell asleep in our clothes on top of the duvet.

So they are going to be offering a delivery service if that is in your price range. The French Cafe will be available to you fancy people to order. Also, have you heard of the Dure Voice Steakhouse before? Absolutely. It's a very fancy steak restaurant in Ponsonby, Auckland. And I believe they also have a restaurant in Queenstown, New Zealand as well. Oh yeah, I've been to that one as well.

Now they're going to be offering a takeaway service for all of the delicious things they have on their menu. I've been to the Durevoy Steakhouse before as well on a work meeting. We got taken there by a record label once. That's the best time to go to a fancy restaurant. That is the best time to go because you order the most expensive thing on the menu. This is the place where you can order yourself a $80 Queensland Wagyu steak.

Hot damn. You can order yourself a $96 Ang Wagyu steak. God damn. You can order yourself a $96 Angus T-bone steak. God, must be a big hunk of meat. You can also order yourself a $160 grain fed Japanese sirloin.

$160. That is crazy. I want to ask producer Ellie because I I think you're away, Clint, but we ordered the best toasted sandwich I think I've ever had in my whole life. You were away for this. Yeah. But do you remember that, Ellie? I do.

You went to the studio? Yeah, I do. It was lovely, but I can't remember where it was from. Where was it from? Was it from Ponsonby Central? It was in the city. You would have loved it. And it was like black bread. where it was from. Where was it from? Was it from Ponsonby Central? It was in the city. You would have loved it. And it was like black bread.

The bread was black. It got voted as one of the top toasted sandwiches in New Zealand. Yeah, it had pickles and cheese and stuff in it, eh? And can we get that at level three? Look, I'm not sure. I think you might be able to. I think you could, but we need to figure out where it was from.

Finally, I've got one more option for you for the fanciest food you might like to order in lockdown. This is from the winner of Restaurant of the Year, Parnell's Pasture Restaurant. They've launched a delivery service so you can whip up your own award-winning degustation menu in your home kitchen. Wait, wait, wait a minute. You're ordering a degustation.

Yeah, but you have to cook it yourself. Oh. Inside the pasture pantry box, you will receive items such as seasonal bluff oysters, fresh wasabi root, chef's critically claimed 120

day aged New Zealand Wagyu, and a whole live lobster. Jeez, it'll just take you about 26 hours to cook it. If you would like to order the Pasture Pantry Box, you and your partner can enjoy this degustation menu when we hit level three for a mere $420. Damn, how many courses is it? I don't know.

It's degustation, so a few. I mean, there's all different types of degustation. It's usually 12, I think. Yeah, but at the same time, if you've got to cook it yourself. Yeah, do they send a chef? Can we organise that as well? If I'm cooking it myself, I want you to pay me $420. Yeah, I agree.

Do a deal where you pay an old cook or something like that. I don't know. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. It's the goats. 660 and long gone. Baby, I'll be gone. Long gone.

Long gone. On. Long gone. On. Long gone. Long gone. Long gone. Long gone. Oh. Long gone. Long gone. Long gone. Long gone.

Long gone. We've lost it. Ellie, are you there? Ellie, can you hear us at the moment? Yeah, I can. Long gone. Long gone. Long gone.

Long gone. Oh, no. We need a long weekend don't we Lucky there is one We've literally worked five days We had two weeks off We've literally worked five Long gone Long gone Long gone

Okay it's getting a little bit racist now No No No Yeah you took it into racist town No I did not I did not No I did. No. You took it into racist town. No, I did not. I did not. No, I did not. No. No. I was being...

I was being... Okay, fine. Let's move on. We're about to find a morale boosting request and these are the songs that you've suggested would boost your morale this afternoon on a Friday heading into a long weekend. And the first selection comes from two French robots called

Daft Punk. Is this the song that we need? I vote yes. It's a great one. Yeah. Do you agree? Yeah, I like it. Alright, that's the one we're playing? Yeah, let's play that one. No, we've got other ones. Is the song we're playing from Ebba, Fernando. There was something in the air that night.

The stars were bright, Fernando. That's a great song, too, that ends abruptly. That's a good option. This afternoon, for our morale-boosting request, are we playing Wagon Wheel? So rock me, mama, like a wagon wheel. This afternoon for our morale boosting request, are we playing Wagon Wheel? Are we drunk enough for Wagon Wheel yet? Oh, yeah, I am.

You are? Okay, well then it's definitely an option. Wagon Wheel could get played. What if we played 660, Long Gone? Long Gone? Are you doing it again, mate? It's very towing the line. No, you're hearing it wrong. It's not the way it's intended.

Okay, are we going to play the black? These are all suggestions from you. Are we going to play the Black Eyed Peas, I'm a Bee? Rich, baby, rich, rich. It's a good song. That's a chain. Or are we going to play a song I've never heard before from Luke someone, Beer Never Broke My Heart.

Like a neon dream, it just don't know me. The heart in this guitar. And long neck, ice cold beer never broke my heart. A long, cold, ice cold beer never broke my heart. That's fantastic. Yeehaw. I love a bit of that. Okay, we're going to do an Eliminator.

I'm erasing Long Gone because we just played it. So we've got Daft Punk. Is Daft Punk staying in the mix? I think it's staying. Staying in the mix. I think ABBA's got to go. ABBA's gone. ABBA's gone.

Too slow for a Friday. Yeah, gone. I think Wagon Wheel's gone. Yeah, it's quite slow. Too slow? Okay, it's gone. Never Broke My Heart. Yeah, all right, we'll leave it in the mix for now. Black Eyed Peas, I'm a B. It's staying in the mix. It's surviving round one for me. Yeah, okay, cool. All right,

we're back to the start. Daft Punk, does it go up against, is it better than Bear Never Broke My Heart or I'm a Bee? I think it is. Yep, it's staying. Okay, it's staying. Beer Never Broke My Heart. Oh, it makes me feel like I'm at home. I'm excited for it to make the final, but I don't want it to win. So let's put it through to the final, okay?

Okay, final. That means I'm a Bee is out. I'm a Bee is out? Okay. Sorry, I love you, I'm a Bee. Okay, cool. Now, here we are at the grand final. Daft Punk.

Or Beer Never Broke My Heart. Let's not be hasty here. If we played Beer Never Broke My Heart, Ross Boss would make sure that we were long gone. Long gone. So it's Daft Punk, right? It's Daft Punk all the way. Very sensible from you for a change.

Yeah, I just thought, you know, we've already done a lot of other bad stuff today, so may as well rein it in. Here we go, everybody. Here's your morale boosting request. Bree and Clint,ign it in. Here we go, everybody. Here's your morale boosting request. Free and cleansing in. One more time, we're gonna celebrate it Oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancing One more time, we're gonna celebrate it

Oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancing One more time, we're gonna celebrate it Oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancing One more time, we're gonna celebrate it Oh yeah, alright, don't stop the dancing One more time, I'm gonna celebrate Oh yeah, one more time I'm gonna celebrate Oh yeah, alright Don't stop the dancing

One more time I'm gonna celebrate Oh yeah, stop the dancing One more time Mmm I know I'm just feeling One more time. I'm just feeling celebration tonight. Celebrate.

Don't wait too late. No, we don't stop. You can't stop. We're gonna celebrate it. One more time. One more time. One more time. A celebration. You know we're gonna do it

right tonight just feeling music's got me feeling the need need yeah come on alright

we're gonna celebrate one more time Celebrate and dance so free Music's got me feeling so free Celebrate and dance so free One more time Music's got me feeling so free We're gonna celebrate

Celebrate and dance so free One more time Music's celebrate and dance so free One more time, use this gap and feel so free We're gonna celebrate, celebrate and dance so free One more time, use this gap and feel so free We're gonna celebrate, celebrate and dance so free One more time, use this gap and feel so free We're gonna celebrate, got me feeling so free. We're going to celebrate. Celebrate and dance so free.

One more time. This got me feeling so free. We're going to celebrate. Celebrate and dance so free. One more time. This got me feeling so free. We're going to celebrate. Celebrate and dance so free.

One more time. This got me feeling so free. Zinian Bree and Clint. We're going to celebrate. Celebrate and Send in Bree and Clint. That's your morale-boosting request to end the week, everybody. Daft Punk it one more time. That was thoroughly enjoyable. I think that was a great way to end our week. Bree, that was great. And by end our week, I mean do the last hour and a half of the show.

They were at their peak, weren't they, Daft Punk? When that came out? Oh, yeah. 100%. They were killing it. Yeah. Very, very hard to see a Daft Punk show. They very rarely perform.

So if you've ever seen them live, you're very, very lucky. I literally was just about to say, I think it would be in my top three shows of all time that I've seen was Daft Punk. Did you see Daft Punk? Yes, it was incredible. Where, in Toowoomba? No, in Brisbane. In Stanthorpe?

At the River Stage. On the Sunshine Coast? Shut up. They were so good. I'm very jealous. Look, we all could agree that Tom Hanks is one of our favourite celebrities. Absolutely. There's never been a sick scandal or anything involving Tom Hanks, has there?

He's been with his wife, Rita, for a long, long time. The world got to know him when he was very young, too. He was like a teen star, wasn't he? Yeah, and he's just an amazing actor, in my opinion. I love the guy and obviously he was big headlines Clint for one of the first big celebrities to catch COVID-19. Yeah, he was one of the first guys where you went, oh my god, I know that guy. Someone I know can get coronavirus. Him and his wife when they were locked down on the Gold Coast for a number of weeks. They both

recovered, which is great, but I wanted to do a bit of an expose on why he's such a top bloke. Okay, cool. I'm here for that. There's a story out today where Tom Hanks received a letter from an eight-year-old boy from the Gold Coast and who's being bullied over his name, which his name is Corona and people at school are bullying him, typical kids, you know, that kind of thing. And he's really down about it. And he actually wrote to Tom Hanks and he said, you know, I've been copying a bit of crap at school.

People are bullying me because of my name. I heard the news that you and your wife had caught the coronavirus. I hope you're okay. And just asked him for a bit of advice. And Tom Hanks has replied to him, which is lovely. And do you remember he posted a picture of a typewriter? Tom Hanks did. And the typewriter was actually a Corona typewriter.

And Tom Hanks has replied with a letter, and he said, you know, you're the only person I've ever known to have the name Corona. Like the ring around the sun, a crown. He said, I thought this typewriter would suit you best. Ask a grown-up how it works and use it to write back to me. So he sent him a letter, and he's also sent him his old school typewriter.

That's cool. Which is awesome. I hope the kid knows what a typewriter is. But yeah, that's cool. He's probably never seen one before in his life. But I loved how Tom Hanks ended the message. He said at the end, P.S., you got a friend in me. What's that from?

That is from Toy Story. I got it, Toy Story. Yeah, I knew. Who Tom Hanks obviously does the voice of Woody. And I just thought he's just a great person. Him and his wife Rita have also been donating blood because, you know, they're trying to find a vaccine. They're just doing it all, Clint.

They're doing the good stuff. Yeah. Yeah, that's nice. Good on them. They are back in the States now? Have they gone home? I think so. I think, yeah, they're back in LA now,

and they're recovered, and they're doing well, I've heard. The thing that I think a lot of people want out of this is when this thing all cools down, I feel like that is such a crazy place, the States at the moment, that they're really looking for like a calm, dad-style guiding hand. And if Tom Hanks...

That's Tom Hanks. Yeah, he needs to run for president. It's not too late. Bernie Sanders is out. Joe Biden is up to whatever the hell he's up to. And Trump is basically setting himself on fire. I think it's the perfect time for Tom Hanks to go, hey, I've recovered from coronavirus.

Do you want me to be president? Has Tom Hanks ever played a president role in one of his movies? Not that I'm aware of. He's played a captain, a cowboy, and a guy who fought in Vietnam, and a courier, and a guy who got mail, and a guy who got big.

But yeah, I don't think any presidents, no. Well, he could just do the real life version and become the actual president instead.