ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – April 29th 2019

Episode Date: April 29, 2019

Bree climbed a mountainWhere is the VANUTE now?Dean McCarthy live from LANew job for ClintReal or fake accentsBattle Of The Sexes Day1Avengers theoryTrash or Treasure!What’s in your handbag?Birthday Banger!Is this a love-triangle?Bree may be banned from the AirNZ loungeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh baby, baby, it's a podcast. We're back. We're back, baby. I'll always remember you like a child girl. The second line didn't have any podcast information. You just pulled out your headphones. Oh no. Hang on.

This is not an audio, but this is purely visual. I can't find the hole. I said to you off air that i had content i don't have headphones on that was appropriate for the podcast intro but not appropriate for the show i'm back and i'm always keen for this shit speaking of shit um okay let me let me before you say yours i was quite impressed that today we got through a whole show without a single fart poo shit gag whatsoever not one not a one that's what i'm gonna bring to the table right now um and it's a good bucket list thing happened to me over the holidays um went to the show yourself on an

airplane no no i've nearly done that before though. Went to the Philippines and as people will know, the Philippines is like Thailand or Bali or Vietnam. You're not meant to drink the water. Yeah. It's bad. It's not fully filtered. It's not safe. You can shower in it.

Do you brush your teeth with it? I made that mistake. Oh, can you get sick just from brushing your teeth with it? You can. Depends. Everyone's different. I did come down with a case of barley belly in the Philippines. You got Philippines belly.

Filipino belly. Philly billy. Philly billy. And there was a moment. So picture this. Just before you tell me the story, were you traveling with anybody that you are physically attracted to? No. Then, okay, cool. So that's that's fine yeah and we're all sharing rooms it's fine some of the other girls got sick as well

yeah like bonding i got sick i've never got sick in a country like that before so i didn't know what to expect um it got me good. Top and bottom? Just the bottom. Just the bottom. I think that's what you want. If you had to choose. I did feel real nauseous though. Yeah. So it could have been the top as well, but.

It just didn't come out. It just didn't come out. I'd been sick all day and I did Google it and it said usually it's like a 24 hour thing. Yeah. I hadn't eaten anything all day and I'd been on and off the toilet. I know that's gross. Did you hit the Imodiums? No.

The diarrhea pills? Didn't get that bad. Those things are brutal, man. They're like cement. Because that'll clog you up. Yeah, they sit your stomach like cement. Yeah, you'll be constipated. It'll get you through a long train ride, but it's not a good solution long term.

Didn't have to do that but it was in the afternoon where I decided to venture outside of the hotel room for the first time and make my way down to the restaurant at the hotel. Yeah. I know you're dreading the end of this story. I'm ready

for it. It's fine. I'm just glad you're okay. I, guys, experienced my first ever shart. That's no joke. This is no bullshit. I felt like I was in the clear. I was in the green zone. Turns out it was the brown zone.

Yeah. Serves you right, is what I'll say. Like, I know you were sick, but you are way too trusting of your farts anyway. Like, you are the sort of person who will lean into them. I never thought this would be me. I know, I know. And I've got to be honest with you. I'll be honest.

Hi, my name is Clint Roberts, and I have sharted once. And I've got to be honest with you. I'll be honest. Hi, my name is Clint Roberts and I have sharted once. You have? Once. It took me years to be able to trust a fart after that. It took me so long just to trust my own body to the point that I was having phantom feelings that after I did one, I was going to the bathroom just to check and see if there was a follow through. There wasn't. But you can tell.

Well, I could tell straight away that something bad had happened. Where were you? I was near the hotel pool. Okay, so you weren't in the restaurant? The restaurant and the hotel pool are right near each other. Were you in a swimsuit? Yes. Were you wearing a towel or a vanity?

No, I was not. The thought crossed my mind. Do I get or a vanity? No, I was not The thought crossed my mind Do I get in the pool? No! No! No! Because of No!

No! If you did a number two in the pool And it was a solid log At least they can scoop it out And put enough chlorine in If you get in there with a liquid shart You pollute the whole pool And then they have to drain that thing. Bear with me.

I went beach. In the ocean? Yes. Why don't you just go back to your room? Yeah, could have done. Could have done that. No, but then my friends would have known that something bad had happened. Well, this is why I asked at the beginning of the story if you're physically

attracted to any of them. I bend those undies. In the ocean? No. And then you get out with none? You're like, oh no, now I have an even bigger problem. Oh no. You bend them. Yeah, that's the right thing to do. Oh, was it your one and only bikini? Yep.

Yeah. Ever since I've known you, I've only seen you in one pair of togs. The black one with the white outline around it. Not cheap. So now you've got a bikini top and some board shorts. Zed-In! Let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. Zed-In, Brie and Clint.

Oh, baby, we're back, and it's like we never left. Whoa, we're not broadcasting out of a weird half van, half ute today. We're in a studio where it's warm and it's dry. Although I do miss the venute. I miss the venute a lot. Speaking of the venute, by the way, do you know where it is? No. Yeah, I didn't think you did.

We left it in Wellington. Yeah, I didn't think you knew where your venute was. Your venute that you purchased with your own money. We're going to get to that later in the show. Big question is, where is the Venute? Do you know? Oh, $800. We have a great show for you today,

including a double pass to Carleed's Auckland show. They've just announced a second show in Auckland. We've got a double pass to give away to that. Along with ZM's World Tour, your chance to see Carleed live in Brisbane. If you want to win both of those things, be listening just before 4 o'clock this afternoon. Also, we're giving away a trip to the Magic Weekend in Brisbane as well

for the Rugby League. Big on Brisbane this show, aren't we? Mate, I'm a Brizzy girl. I love it. We've got JBL headphones to give away today. We've got Grab One vouchers. It's going to be a great time. But next, you've just returned from an overseas holiday. Yes, I've just returned from an overseas holiday. Yes, I've just returned from the islands of the Philippines and I'm very well travelled now and obviously cultured

and I'd like to share a story with you that happened on the holiday. Please do. And no, it doesn't involve a toilet. I was going to say, does this involve a bowel movement? No, not for once. Feels like that's all your stories. We've been on holidays for a little break. We have.

I'm sure a lot of people, if their boss let them, did that thing where if you took three days off, you could get 10 days off in a row. And I'm sure a lot of people who didn't do that did sweet F all while they were still at work. Hell yeah. Hey, nothing happened in the last week in any workplace around the country. That Tuesday, Wednesday between Easter and Anzac, nothing happening. But then the Friday where it was one day, have Anzac Day, then come back for one day and then go the weekend.

Did you stay till five o'clock? Seriously, like, just close down the business for those days. Just shut down the country. Honestly. Let's go. Just cost millions of dollars for the country. Let's go. I booked a last minute trip to the Philippines.

Yeah, booked it on a real dodgy airline. To be honest with you, I was surprised to see you today. Just after. The airline was completely fine. It was an eight hour flight. There was no entertainment. Which airline was totally fine? It was a delightful experience. Yeah, There was no entertainment. Which airline? Which airline was totally fine? It was a delightful experience.

Yeah, sorry, which airline was that? On Cebu Air. Sorry, what? Cebu Air. Cebu Air. Hey, it saved me $1,500. Are they a member of the Star Alliance? They're definitely not.

Do they take... Do you get preferential Koru Club seating on Cebu Airline? I only felt like I could have died once. So that's a pretty good experience on Trivago for me for Cebu Air. Tell them about the Air Hosties. The Air Hosties wear jeans. The friendly skies. The more relaxed skies.

And they also wear fedoras, which is fun. They do not. They do. Is it they also wear fedoras, which is fun. Cebu, yeah. They do not. They do. Is it the national, because you went to the Philippines? It's one of the big carriers in the Philippines, yeah. Right, okay. Well, we shouldn't make fun of it then. No, and it was completely fine.

But still, given the choice. Like, do other airlines fly there? Yes. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, anyway. Just checking. So, flew to the Philippines, flew into Manila, and then we flew to a really small island called El Nido.

Nice. Really tiny place, not developed at all. Cool. It was really cool. Lots of just beautiful picturesque islands. And while I was there. Clear water. Clear water, blue, like picturesque.

And one of my mates, she said to me, she was there the week before, which is really weird. And she goes, oh, you need to do this mountain climb. One of the locals picks you up at 4.45 in the morning. No, thank you. And you trek through the jungle in the complete darkness and you get to the top of this massive cliff mountain

before sunset, before sunrise. I forgot your fits by now. Because old you, no way. That 4.40 thing, you would have gone cool story bro and closed the chat. This is the person

who dragged us out Mount Monganui on the Venuta as well. I did two mountain climbs in two weeks. Yeah, you're a changed person. Mate, I'm a changed person. We should get you

some of those shoes that have got toes in the end of them. I'm all for it. Toe shoes. I'm the new Bear Grylls, Brie Grylls. And the local that took us up,

his name was Jay Carr. And there was at one point where Jay Carr and I were standing there and I was talking to him and I said, I said to Jay Carr, you know, just call my name and I'll be there in a hurry. You don't have to worry. And he said, That's very helpful. And then we kept walking, right? We kept climbing this mountain. It was pitch black. And the sky was turning grey. And the water from the rain was just washing all the progress away.

And it's kind of like this. But it's like open mountains. It's like open mountains. And as we got to the top of the mountain, Clint, upon reflection, I thought to myself, there's always going to be another mountain to climb. There's always, you know, you're always going to want to make it move and it's always going to be an uphill battle and sometimes you're going to have to lose in life

and it ain't about how fast you get there, Clint, and it's not about waiting on the other side. You know what it's about. It's about me playing this Miley Cyrus song. It's the climb. And now it's about. It's about me playing the Smiley Cyrus song, isn't it? It's the climb. And now it's time. Here we go. The struggles I'm facing.

The chances I'm taking. See, now I don't know if you actually climb the mountains. Now I don't know. I don't know what to believe anymore. Is J-Car a real person? Mate. Is there an airline called Cebu?

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. All, not last week because we had that week off, but the week prior, we were on the Venute tour. I had a great time. I had a great time too. We went from Auckland to Wellington via Tauranga, Hamilton and Palmy. And the Venute made it, everybody. If you missed

that bit, she made it in one piece, more than one piece. She made it like... With eggs. Yeah, well... Oh, not once did I question whether she was going to get there. No, but that drive we did between Hamilton and Taupo at night... Oh, yeah, that was a bit rough. How cold was it?

So cold in that heat. There's no heaters in there. And wind comes in from every direction. You're lucky you're not a skirt person. Oh, yeah. Because imagine how cold it would be up there. Seriously, when you're driving, I don't know what it is, when you're driving straight

into the crotch area. Right into the crotch area. Yeah. And for those who don't know what that is, it's a half van half ute that Brie purchased with her own money. Off the internet. Off the internet. Sight unseen. Great decision. It arrived. Ended up being a great decision. $3,000 plus the $800 of repairs.

Yes. And a little bit of sign writing and stuff. A little bit of money in it. It's about a $4,000 investment, right? I've already had people offer me money for it. That's good. That's really good. Yeah.

So where is it? Well, we got to Wellington and the last time I remember seeing her, she was parked in a car park in Wellington City. At the hotel we were at. At the hotel. Yeah, and then we got a flight home. We all flew home. Yes.

So where's the Venute? Last I remember, producer Ben and producer Ellie drove it somewhere. Yeah, okay. To a shipping place? Yes, you left it with them to get it shipped back to Auckland, yeah? Cool. So that was a week and a half ago. Yeah.

Where is it? Well, it's not at my house. No, it's not at your house. Where is it? It's not at my house. It's not in the ZM basement. I'm just wondering. Do you know where it is?

Well, I've been in touch with the producers about it. I'm just wondering, you, have you investigated? It's because... Have you bothered to even try and find out where the Venute is? Obviously, she's my child and very important to me, but I trust the producers wholeheartedly that they would be looking after that situation. You couldn't be bothered finding out, could you?

Yeah. We're going to cross now to producer Ben, head of transport for the Venute. Yep. The man who dropped the Venute off at the port. Oh, no. On Friday morning last week for freighting. Producer Ben.

Hey, man. Where is the Venute? I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? I don't know where the van is at the moment. Sorry. No, not sorry. This is not a joke, by the way.

Not sorry? What do you mean? So have you heard from the people? The last, no. To be honest, no, I haven't. The last I know of it, it was dropped off at Wellington Harbour. And they said, yeah, well, yeah, there you go. Are you taking the piss?

I'm not. They left it at the port in Wellington on Friday last week with the keys in it and flew back to Auckland with you and no one has checked on, seen, heard from or laid eyes on the Venute since last week. Mate, that's a $4,000 car. That's what I'm saying to you. That's what I'm saying to you, owner of the Venute.

Yeah, but I thought he was looking after it. It's not his responsibility. Well, technically, yes, it is. Your name's on the paperwork, mate. Honestly. Honestly. Have you tried to call someone? Not yet, nah, because I've just got back to work.

What do you mean, not yet? I've just got back to work today. Everybody calm down. If anyone... Oh, producer Ellie, yeah, it's real funny, isn't it? Sorry. If anyone has seen the Venute, please text us on 9696. It's going to be on a current affair. We don't know where it is.

We don't know where it is. Put it on a milk carton, for God's sake. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM, live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Dean, can I just say, I've just been stalking your Instagram, and the post you have just put up with you and Ryan Seacrest, holy moly, you could be his younger, better looking brother.

You guys look the same. Well, we have very different looking bank accounts, let's just start with that, okay? Love the guys. But you know, this is so cool, actually. I'm hosting a show that airs on Choice TV in New Zealand. It's the American Idol After Show. So every week, American Idol airs on Freeview 12 and Sky 24. And then keep your TV on because I host the After Show after Ryan.

That's awesome. That's so cool, Dean. Awesome, though. Yeah. So cool. He's obviously Mr. American Idol. Have you had much to do with Ryan Seacrest while you've been doing your show? Yeah, yeah.

We've hung out a few times. I've interviewed him a couple of times in the past. He's really – okay, let me tell you, tonight, right now as I speak, he's flying to New York City on his private jet because tomorrow morning he hosts Kelly and Ryan from New York. So the guy hosts American Idol, jumps, talks to me really quickly, jumps on a private jet, flies to New York. So the guy hosts American Idol, talks to me really quickly, jumps on a private jet, flies to New York and then sleeps on the plane and then he hosts the show

when he lands. The guy is a legend. And American Idol this year, if you haven't seen it, the talent is the best it's ever been in the entire season or series of American Idol ever. Phenomenal. Okay, cool. And great to have you on TV as well here in New Zealand on Choice TV. Yeah, how cool, Dean. Hey, tell us about Kim Kardashian

to change topics completely. Is it true that she's giving weed to babies? Okay, no, you took that so out of context. Drama, though. I love a good dramatic headline. Here's what happened. So she threw her baby shower over the weekend in Los Angeles for her new fourth child

actually, who's been born by a surrogate, which is very exciting. And the theme wasate, which is very exciting. And the theme was CBD, which is obviously the chemical in marijuana. So all of the adults got to make CBD oil and they all lounged around on these sofas and rugs all over the ground. It was very, very zen, very chill. But the children did not touch the CBD at all. They had an ice cream truck, which was very fun as well. Right.

I bet after the CBD oil, a lot of the adults tucked into the ice cream truck as well. And pizza. Yeah. Hell yeah. Sounds like my type of baby shower. Hey, Dean, what about the 90210 reboot? Oh, my goodness. It's happening.

Can you believe this? Shannon and Jodie, they've all signed on. Tori Spelling, of course. Tori Spelling, this is so weird. She goes for the opening of an envelope. Love her. Bless her. Not trying to be shady.

But she would literally go to the opening of my bedroom door. I would just see her every single week. A lot of people would, though, Dave. That was a bad example. A lot of people go to that opening. Bad example. Well, let's just say a lot of people are allowed. Here's the thing.

It's a six-part episode. It's 90210. Jason Priestley, Jenny Garth, Ian Ziering. I've called him the wrong name before, actually. Brian Austin Green, Troy Spelling, and Gabrielle Cart. Remember she played like the, she was like the head of the newspaper or something. They're all back.

So it's a true reunion. It's not like a new version with new characters. It's a proper reunion. Is that right? It's a reboot. It's a reboot. A six-part reboot. So they've already done a remake, which I've actually watched that series, 90210 Remake, which is actually quite good. Oh.

You liked it. I didn't mind it. I didn't mind the first series, and then it went kind of south. Same as the first series, I guess. You know, if we're talking about 90s reboots, you know who's done a really good one? Will and Grace. New Will and Grace.

They've done the best one. New Will and Grace is very, very good. You know who also killed it? Who? Full House. No. Okay, no. I killed it? Who? Full House. No. Okay, no. I was joking.

That's Dean McCarthy. You can see him on Choice TV. And if you want to see that picture of him and Ryan Seacrest, seriously, it's spooky how much you guys look like each other. Go and check out his Instagram. It's Ryan Seacrest. No, it's at Mr. Dean McCarthy. Talk to you tomorrow, Dean.

Thanks so much. Bye, Dean. Love you. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. You at the moment, mate, have been going through a big renovation of your house. You also have a pregnant wife. I mean, would you do both at the same time? If I was given the option again?

Yeah. Look, look, look. God sends these things to try us, right? It's a – look at this way. Both very expensive things. But very exciting things. Yes. But very expensive things. Very expensive. things. Yes. But very expensive things.

Very expensive. You're a bit tight on money at the moment. Well, how do you know? Because you've been telling us. Oh, yeah, okay. I was like, why? Does it show I'm like, do I need new clothes? Do I smell bad?

Do I smell? This is Clint behind the scenes every now and then. Oh, money's tight. Money's tight at my house at the moment. Money's tight. It is tight. It's more like, anybody need some jobs done? Literally.

Five bucks I'll do that for five bucks You're always looking for new jobs And things Hell yeah Hell yeah You're looking to sell yourself Daddy needs to paint his house

You know I mean You've even sold out your cats They've got a brand deal Oh yeah Yeah they do actually Which? Do you know what I call them? Influencers

Like it's like Influencer But for cats I don't mind that Influencers I don't mind it At Ziggy cats. I don't mind that. Influencers. I don't mind it. At Ziggy and Bowie, the Wonder Cats. Follow them. I need the money. You've sold them out, so now they're making you money.

And I think... How grim. How grim when you say it like that. And I think you can sell them out even more where you could make some extra money. I'll do it. I mean, tell me about it. Hey, you need to know what it is. Yeah, I need to know what it is. So, apparently, the biggest new thing on the internet at the moment, which I'm pretty sure your cats could get into this,

is ASMR for cats. What? So we've all heard of ASMR, which is that thing where people go up really close to the microphone. Yeah, it's this. It's like, I'm quite parched. I think I need a drink of water. Which is great.

And the human ones took off. The new thing. God, that's going to be very hard to record on a cat, by the way. I've got a clip. Really? Of some cat ASMR for you. And you take a listen and then you tell me if you can exploit your two cats to do this. Wait, what's that bit?

They're drinking. Are they? Yes. Or eating. I think they were eating cat drinking. Are they? Yes. Or eating. I think they were eating cat food. Okay. A bit more purring. It's very soothing.

I like it. It's nice. It's comforting. It's tranquil. I'm just sending an email to the Friskies company and saying I've got a great new content. It's been approved. Excellent, mate. Watch the account this afternoon.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Massive news. They topped the charts of one of the... What was the actual study that they did? The top 50 sexiest accents and the Kiwis have topped it. God, we are dining out on this. I heard Fletch, Voodoo Megan talking about it

this morning and since then, it is all I have heard any New Zealander talking about. Did you know that we've got the sexiest accent? Did you know that they did a lust and we are the sexiest accent in the whole world? You know what's been interesting to me is that every time you say it, all the Kiwis here in the office, this has been their reaction. Really? That's my reaction.

Really? That's what all the Kiwis have been reacting like. I don't hate the way we talk, but I don't, like, I don't hear myself or anybody and I go, oh, baby, that is like butter. You know? It's no Spanish accent. You reckon Spanish?

See, I'm like, it's no Irish accent. You're the second person who's had that reaction to me today. I think an Irish accent is very attractive, but everyone else has gone, ew, yuck, no. I think an Irish accent is sexier than a Spanish accent. 100%. Spanish is too aggressive for me. You're a strange man, aren't you?

No, no, no. People will agree with me on this. There is like a nice Irish accent. I'm not saying I don't like the Irish accent. Like imagine Bono reading you a nursery rhyme. No, bad example. Do an Irish accent. So I can't remember what it sounds like.

Don't make me do an Irish accent. I can't remember what it sounds like. Is that the potatoes one? Yes, it is the potatoes one. And as a part Irish person, I'll give it a go. Give me a sentence that doesn't involve potatoes. Say, oh, my God, she's kicked the bucket. Oh, my God, she's kicked the bucket.

Is that Irish? You sound like an old woman. Yeah, that was an Irish lady. Do you want to hear the top five? 100% I want to hear the top five. Fletcher Warner Megan did cover this off. And I'm happy with this. As an Aussie, we come in at number five.

Yeah, I don't know about that. Well, it's hard because Kiwi and Aussie, very similar. Yeah, you're like an angry New Zealand accent. We're like an extra bogan New Zealand. Yeah. Yeah. But they're at the same time slightly more worldly. Like if I was to put us side by side,

I always like to put myself in an American situation because Americans don't believe that Americans have an accent. They think that they speak English. But what could an American understand clearer? I think they'd understand an Australian faster than they'd understand a Kiwi. I think so too. Yeah. I don't know why, but yeah.

But we're not talking about audible or understandable. We're talking about sexy and Australia comes in at number five. I don't think we're sexy at all. It's because you've got more sexy people. Like the Hemsworths. Like the Hemsworths. They bring up our average. Like the whole cast of

Home and Away and I'm including Alf. What about what's the guy's name? He sings in Wolverine. What's his name? Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman. I mean he's sexy as hell. Yeah, there you go. See, good looking people. There's good looking Kiwis. It's just you guys have got a year around tan.

True. Coming in at number four, I mean the other half of what I am, Italiano. Sexy accent. Went to Italy on my honeymoon last year. Sexy people, sexy culture, sexy food, sexy accent. Sexy country. It's not sexy when your nonna is yelling at you. Yeah, so I did some Irish for you. Oh, Brianna, your hair look like shit.

That's what my nonna used to say to me. Number three is the Irish. See? See? Yeah. Where's the Spanish now? Number two, South African. South African.

How do they speak? People say they mix the Aussies, the Kiwis and the South Africans up. Just. Did you eat the rest of my biltong? Oh, yeah, that's pretty good. Just. Pick me up in the Pajero. We're going to be late for rugby training.

Is that South African? Yeah, that was pretty good. And number one is Kiwi. Number one is Kiwi. Yeah, baby. I'm going to polish my dick. Sorry, what? What was that one?

See, I was going to go polish my dick. The dick where you have your barbecues, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where your friends come, your friends come home. Do you eat off yours?

We've got a fun idea this afternoon. We don't want to know what you think is the sexiest accent. We've got a fun idea this afternoon. We don't want to know what you think is the sexiest accent. We've got a different idea. We want you to call us and try an accent on us and we will decide whether it's a real accent or a fake accent. So you might actually be South African. Yes. And if you call up and you speak in South African accent

and we guess wrong, then you win. You've got two choices here. Ring and do a fake accent or ring if you have an accent and we will decide. We'll try and figure out. Real accent or fake accent. Two criteria. One,

you have to be honest with our producers when you call up. You've got to tell them the truth. They won't tell us, okay? We'll then try and guess. Yes. Other One, you have to be honest with our producers when you call up. You've got to tell them the truth. They won't tell us, okay? We'll then try and guess. Yes. Other criteria, you have to speak English, okay? Because that's an accent. Yeah, it's not do you speak a foreign language.

It's do you have an accent. It can get confusing. We'll take South African. We'll take Spanish. We'll take Irish. We'll take Italian. We'll take Australian. God damn it, we'll even take New Zealand accents.

0800 dial ZM. It's a great day to be a New Zealander because we are officially sexy, mate. We are officially the sexiest accent in the whole world, according to Big Seven Travel. This is the detail that no one has checked. No one's gone, cool, we've made the top of the list. Who wrote the list? You know there's 7,000 languages in the world?

Is there? And Kiwis have made the sexiest of all of them. The sexiest, yeah. Well, it's not the Kiwi language, is it? It's just our accent. The accent. It's the bent that we've put on it. Accent.

No news yet whether Big Seven Travel is a New Zealand publication who has put New Zealand at the top. But we don't care at this stage. We'll take it. This afternoon, we want you to call us with your accent or a fake accent. We're doing something a little bit different. We're going to guess, based on just listening to you, whether your accent is real or whether your accent is fake.

Let's go to the first one. It's Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi, how's it going? First of all, where's your accent from? I'm Irish. Okay.

You are Irish, so you're from Ireland? I'm from Ireland. I've been in New Zealand for 10 years now. Ooh, it's meshed into a half Kiwi accent if it's real, but that's what we're deciding it. So we're just having a minute to deliberate. Laura, what's your favourite meal? I would have to say...

You want me to say potatoes, don't you? If you could just say it for us, that would be great. You want me to say potatoes, don't you? If you could just say it for us, that would be great. How about spuds? Ooh, see, it's mixed. I think it's a real accent. I'm going to say it's real, but it's been mixed over the ten years. Is that a real accent? It is a real accent. I knew it. Congratulations. And how sexy

does she sound as well? I thought so. Hi, Pania. Hi, Pania. Hello, how are you? Ooh, it's thick. It's very thick. Okay, what accent do you possess? I have an Irish accent. No, you don't.

No, you don't. I know it's a bit, yes, it is. It's a bit strong. Sorry, I'm just a bit nervous. I've never been on the radio before. That's fake. I bet it's fake. Pania, that sounds more Scottish than Irish.

It's not bad. That sounds pretty good. Excuse me, I'm quite offended, actually. Pania, you've told our producers the truth. We're going to say that it's fake. I'm going to say it's fake. Tell us the truth. Is that a fake accent?

Yeah, it's a bit of a fake one. Hey, I rated that. Not bad for you, Pania. You know what the giveaway was, Pania? You need a fake name. You've got a Maori name. Well, you know what? That's just not fair.

Let's go to... I like how she didn't break character. Mino. Is it Mino? Mino. Mino. Yes, it is Mino. Whereabouts are you...

Whereabouts are you accent from? South Africa. Talk to us, mate. Tell us about your favourite rugby team, the Springboks. Well, I'm actually quite a disgraceful South African because I don't really follow rugby. Yeah, and I got told not to say that out loud ever in New Zealand. So, you know, I just put it on the radio.

All good. What's the capital of South Africa? No, you can't ask that. That's cheating. That's cheating. Don't answer that. No, he can't. I just want him to talk about it.

Well, talk about your favourite place in South Africa. Well, my favourite place is where I'm from is KwaZulu-Natal. That's on the coast, the east coast. That's a real accent. What's the capital of South Africa? I don't know what the capital of South Africa is. I actually don't know myself either. Johannesburg?

Joburg? Let's go with that. Probably, I think so, maybe. I'm going to say. Yeah. Your typical South African accent, what Clint did over there, is quite stereotypical

because there are 11 national languages in South Africa. Right. So you just did the Afrikaans version of it. So there's a couple more. I absolutely nailed it, didn't I? Yeah, that's pretty good. I'm going to say that this is a real accent. Brie?

Definitely is. Yeah, there you go. Brie didn't even get a chance to answer. I was going to say yes, it's a real one. Do you find it more attractive now that you've heard it on Mino as an accent? Nah. One last one. Ava Price?

Hello. Okay. Ava Price, where's your accent from? I'm from Britain. No, you're not. No, you're not. What do you mean? Of course I'm not. I am. Hey, you sound like you're from London.

Ava, same question for you. I am. What's the capital city of England? What's the capital of England? Why would you ask me that? Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Brie and Clint's Battle of the Sexes.

This is going to be a lot of fun this week. We are putting boys and girls head to head to win a trip to the NRL Magic Round. All 16 teams, 8 games played over 4 days in Brisbane. You and a friend get to go for free if you are the last person standing in this competition. At the end of the week.

So? Hard on a Monday. It means you've got to last five days. Not if you're good. Not if you're good. Not if you're good. If you're good. You will constantly go up against someone of the opposite sex

and whichever gender wins this determines who gets to go. Either you or me, Bree. If a girl wins, you're going. If a boy wins, I'm going on the trip. I do love NRL, and I'm a brizzy girl, so I want to win bad. Let's meet today's contestants. First of all, Claudia. Hey, Claudia. Let's do it, Claudia.

Hi there. You're going to be playing for the girls, and playing for the boys is Luke. Hey, Luke. Hi, Luke. How you going, guys? Now, you guys will get your own questions, alright? There's no competition there. Bree will ask the girls their questions, and I will ask the boys their questions. What you need to know is,

is that the questions I'm asking you, Claudia, all the answers are males. All right? And Luke, vice versa. All the questions I'm asking you, the answers are females. Let's go. It's a best of three.

You kick us off, Brie. Come on, Claudia. We got this. Okay. The first question is a sport-based question. Yeah. Here we go. Instagram influencer Hannah Laity is married to which all-black?

Bowdoin Barrett. Oh, she's quick. I love it, Claudia. That's one to the girls. That is one to the girls. Okay Fight or Bat. Oh, she's quick. I love it, Claudia. That's one to the girls. That is one to the girls. Okay, here we go, Luke. Your first question is a sports question. Who is the current captain of the Silver Ferns?

Laura Lehman. Laura Lehman. Oh, my God, he's got it. Good man. Nice work. Good man. Okay, back to the girls. One apman. Oh, my God. He's got it. Good man. Nice work. Good man. Okay, back to the girls. One apiece.

All right, Claudia, this is a music-based question, and we're going to play you a clip of a song, and then all you need to do is tell us which male artist is the singer. Are you ready? Okay. Here we go. Baby, I like it the way you move on the floor. Okay, are we coming back in?

She's on the board again! Also, is it a banger? Yes, it is. It's a banger. Good, I need you here, Luke, mate. I need you to stay in the game. Here comes your one. Obviously, it's going to be a female artist.

Yes. Tell us who sings this song. I don't know what it is that makes me feel like this. I don't know who you are. Amelia. Tell us who sings this song. Amelia. Oh, he got it. We're going to the third question. Here we go. Okay.

All right, Claudia. We've had sport. We've had music. Our last question is just a wild card question. This can be to do with anything. It is a wild card question. Here we go, Claudia. Okay. Name the super hot, sexy Canadian Prime Minister.

I have no idea. Absolutely no idea. We're going to give you three seconds. Oh, no. I don't know. Sorry. It's Justin Trudeau. I would not have a clue. Well, you should Google it. You don't know. Sorry. It's Justin Trudeau. I would not have a clue.

Well, you should Google it. You won't regret it. Claudia, you're not out of it yet. That's all right. Because if Luke gets this one wrong, then we need to go to a tie break. Okay. Luke. Yes? Who was 2018's highest paid actress?

Oh, Luke, that's tough. Oh. Who could it have been? I'll just go Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence is incorrect. Oh, that's a good guess, though. It means we need to go to the tie-break question. Okay, this question here, buzz in if you want to answer it, okay? You buzz in with your name, and then you get a chance at answering it.

But be aware, if you have a go and you get it wrong, the other person wins. You automatically lose, okay? Okay. Here we go. Your buzzer is your name. Name all six characters on the TV show Friends. Luke.

Luke. Luke's in. Ross. Ross. Joey. Luke. Luke's in. Ross. Ross. Joey. Joey. Chandler. Chandler. Monica. Monica. Rachel. Rachel. Stevie. He's done it!

Congratulations. Hey, nice Claudia. Hey, nice work Luke. That was very well done. That's all right, Claudia. You actually pick up a double pass to the Vodafone Warriors home game in Auckland on Saturday the 25th of May. And, Claudia, you also pick up a Vodafone Warriors signed jersey.

Thank you so much. No worries. And, Luke, you're back to play tomorrow, mate. You need to hold on all week. Good luck. Nice work, Luke. Thank you, guys. Yeah, bye.

ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. The biggest movie opening weekend of all time goes to the Avengers Infinity War. End game. Let me do it again. Let me do it again. This isn't live.

Are we live? We're not live. Okay, cool. We'll just redo it. 3, 2, 1. Does that end with Sam Smith? The biggest movie opening of all time goes to Avengers Endgame. You nearly stuffed it up again. I did not.

I did not. It made over a billion. That's right. Over a billion dollars in the box office worldwide in its first weekend. That's right, over a billion dollars in the box office worldwide in its first weekend. That's crazy, isn't it? It's insane. But it's the culmination of 10 years worth of movies,

multiple stories all coming together. I've seen it. It's fantastic. It's exciting. And we are not going to spoil it here for you. I am not. Yeah, because I'll stab you. Well, you haven't seen it yet, right?

I'll stab you in the leg with these chopsticks. You've been in the Philippines? Yes. And I don't think they had Avengers Endgame on the airline you flew. Mate, they didn't even have TVs. They had no movie theatres where I stayed in the Philippines. No, it was a beautiful remote holiday. It was great.

However, you now have to dodge Avengers spoilers. I'm not going to give a spoiler here. Okay, I am not going to give a spoiler here. Okay, I am not going to give a spoiler. I am, however, going to talk about a theory, a fan theory, that if you've seen it, you'll know whether this is true or not. If you haven't, this is the most prominent theory about what happens in Avengers Endgame.

Now, I talked about this on my Instagram last week, and I got bombarded by fans saying, it's not your theory, Clint. That is a theory that's been, Paul Rudd has talked about that theory. I know, okay? I was just talking about it. Now I want to present this to you

and you can tell me how likely you think this is as someone who hasn't seen Avengers Endgame. How likely do you think this is how the saga will end? Okay, this is Paul Rudd speaking about it. He plays Ant-Man on The Graham Norton Show. The series is called The Thanos. And go into Thanos in a certain orifice. Yes.

And then grow giant size. That would do it. That would do it. That would do it. It is the Thanos theory where Ant-Man enters Thanos, the main protagonist, and ends him by expanding from ant size to human size

while inside. In the cavity. In the cavity. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. And I'm deadpan here. I'm not going to give anything away. I just want to know from you,

how likely do you think that is how the Endgame saga ends? I mean, if you've watched the Ant-Man films, you would know that Ant-Man is known to enter things and then go big size. One of his main powers. That's one of his main powers. I mean, it makes sense. I mean, how

else will you kill Thanos? I do like it. I hope that it's true. I do love the name. Cool. We'll just leave it at that. You report back when you... Actually, no. No spoilers. Don't report back. Just report back to me privately, okay?

That is the sanus theory for Avengers Endgaming. Endgame. Damn it! Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Trash or treasure. Trash or treasure is your chance today to win for yourself a pair of JBL live headphones.

Voice assistant headphones, in fact. This prize is absolutely epic. We've been giving them away for a few weeks. I actually use these on the plane going to the Philippines. And you know why they're so good? So they connect through Bluetooth. And even if you don't want to use them, they're noise cancelling. Wow.

So on an aeroplane, heaven. That's from Brie Thomasel, JBL Headphone Ambassador. Hashtag not sponsored. This is how it works. We have some items from Antiques Roadshow. These are clips from Antiques Roadshow. Yes. You will hear the description but not the value. You then need to decide whether

it is worth below $5,000 aka trash or above $5,000, a.k.a. trash, or above $5,000, a.k.a. treasure. Brooke, you're going to be playing. If you get two out of three correct, you'll take the headphones, and if you don't, then Megan will win the headphones for doing absolutely nothing, okay? Are you ready, Brooke? Sweet.

Okay, do you watch Antiques Roadshow? No. Oh, well. Here we go. Here's your first item. It's got gold teeth and glass eyes and a gold ring. I mean, to make this look like a snake's head in steel, this blows me away.

And I believe this was a pill container for someone with a condition where they needed to carry their pills with them wherever they went. We have a gold pill container. Yeah, a gold snake head pill container. Is that worth under five grand or over? It's got to be over. Right, you're locking in treasure over five grand?

Let's find out. And I think it would easily make two to three thousand pounds. Good God. Oh, it's trash. It's okay, Brooke. You just need to get the other two from here on. You need the last two correct. Here's your next item.

It's pretty evident that you brought the fifth of the Harry Potter first editions, an English edition, Harry Potter, the Order of the Phoenix. And you've got a signed English edition. Harry Potter, The Order of the Phoenix. And you've got a signed first edition. We see the first edition marks on the back. A signed first edition Harry Potter book.

Is it the... Wait. Fifth book? The fifth book, First Edition. Order of the Phoenix? Right. First edition,

fifth book. A lot of copies of that made. Trash or treasure, Brooke? It has to be a treasure. Harry Potter's quite... There's a lot printed of the Harry Potter... No, she said treasure. No, it's a lot.

Treasure. She said treasure. Are you still going with treasure? Yeah. Find out. We're looking at a value of over $2,500. A lot of money, but... Sorry, mate. Trash. money, but... Oh, no.

Sorry, mate. Trash. No headphones for you. That means Megan. You there, Megan? Yeah, I'm here. You sweep in, you get the JBL live headphones. Oh, awesome. Thank you.

For doing absolutely... It doesn't seem fair, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. Congratulations, everybody. Except Brooke. ZM Spree and Clint, congratulations everybody. Except Brooke. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Guys will be able to relate to this. You know when you see a girl and she's got a handbag, it's quite a big handbag and you're like, what the hell do you guys keep in there? Or if you've got a partner

and they're like, where are your keys? And they go, in my handbag. And you're like, God, I'm not going in there. I'll never be able to find anything.

They're a mystery to us. We don't know what you guys carry. We don't know why you have them. You always put your stuff in them. Oh yeah, we're very glad you do carry them. Yeah, exactly. There's lots of stuff in there. Medication, there's sometimes, you know, maybe a magazine, a phone,

keys, makeup, heaps of stuff. Brie carries what I would describe as quite a big handbag. It's my work handbag. Yeah, it's like carry-on size. I think it's a standard size handbag. It's a very nice handbag. It's my work handbag Yeah, it's like carry-on size I think it's a standard size handbag It's a very nice handbag It's like a dark blue leather sack style handbag

And today You make it sound like I'm Santa Claus Together, well, you're like Santa Claus or maybe Barney We will go through this bag together and find out what's in there, yeah? Why, you've sprung, can I just say, before we do that, you've sprung this on me. Yeah. I have not been able to take anything out of my handbag

and I apologise in advance for something that you may pull out of there. I don't know what's in there. So I've done this for your own, to help you. So this is your idea. Yeah. I have nothing to do with this. It's like a cleansing ritual. It's like a Marie Kondo-ing your handbag. I don't take any responsibility for this. your idea. Yeah. I have nothing to do with this. It's like a cleansing ritual. It's like a Marie Kondo-ing your handbag.

I don't take any responsibility for this. Straight away. First thing, a large package from Urban Outfitters. A full-size, unopened package from Urban Outfitters. What's that? I don't know. You don't know? No.

You ordered something from Urban Outfitters and you don't know what it is? You can open it. Oh, no, don't open that one. Okay, another piece of online shopping. Oh, no. Don't open that. This Okay, another piece of online shopping. Oh, no. Don't open that. This is from Shape Mint Wear. I'm assuming, can I open this one?

Don't open it. Is it Spanx? Okay, it's Spanx. That's cool. That's cool. It's cool. It's cool. I'm not here to embarrass you.

Don't worry about Spanx mate don't worry if there were man Spanx I would wear them can you explain what Spanx are because it sounds like I'm into some weird dominatrix stuff

yeah Spanx are like a paddle that you use to whack men on the bottom for money Spanx are shapewear underwear that suck your tummy in I think I like the other thing let's go with the let's go with the paddle thing

is that the worst thing? I don't know. I'll just pull out a few more things. We've got a book. There's a book in here. Why I Shouldn't Call My Son Clint. Now, I've seen this book before and last time I pulled it out of your bag,

you said, put that back in there. That's for something else. That was six months ago and I still don't know why you have it and why you still carry it with you everywhere you go. Well, I knew that Lucy had gotten pregnant, so I just thought I'd buy that off the internet. One sock.

We've got one sock. What else is in there? A charger. A charger. Headphones. Have you got ear pods, Neil? No. No?

Okay, yeah, old school headphones. Yeah. Charging dongle for a MacBook. Cord to charge a? Okay. Yeah. Old school headphones. Yeah. Charging dongle for a MacBook. Cord to charge a UE Boom. Yeah. Packaging. Work swipe card. Bottle opener. Radio Hauraki bottle

opener. That's very useful. And look how big it is. That's like industrial size. Even though you've got a Venute one on your keyring. Half a hairbrush. That's my handbag hairbrush because I don't like to carry a full one and it broke. You snapped the handle off it so it was handbag size. Exactly.

Great. I love it. That's genius. We've got nail files. We've got an empty packet of cold recs. We've got half a packet of tissues. We've got another USB dongle. This is really fun.

Don't look in the... No, don't look in the what? There's a zip part. Don't look in the... No, don't look in the what? There's a zip part. Don't look in the zip part. Okay, we'll go to the zip part next. Pair of Bailey Nelson sunglasses, lovely sunglasses. Is that it?

I really want to find the zip part. Oh, this attachment on the side. Okay, and this is Bree's handbag contents, by the way. Photo booth photos of you and someone cute. Oh, that's me kissing one of my old colleagues. And then I also kissed the GM that night. And then what is this?

So we've got a brown paper bag, which if we open it up, it can't be bad. You've just been through customs. Then take that with me. Oh, I know what that is. It's a gemstone. It's a crystal. It's a labradorite.

Sounds like a dog, but it's a crystal. Okay, you get the gist, right? Yeah. You get the gist. There's some weird shit in there. You've got books. You've got Spanx. You've got all kinds of things.

One sock. McDonald's eye mask. I could keep going. There's more stuff in here. A coin from, it looks like an Australian coin. It's a piece of glass. A piece of glass? Yeah, there's some Nurofen.

There's multiple eyeliners that haven't been opened. And then at the bottom of the bag, there's just like a fistful of pills that have come out, like medication that have just come out of there. I think that's from the cold. They're just floating around in the bag. You know what that bag is? Yeah. That bag is ready for anything.

That bag. I'm ready for any situation. I'll wait 100 dials at him this afternoon. Let's continue. You're not the only one. It's not just you To be honest I'm pretty happy with that Ladies

I want to know What's in your bag What's the weirdest item in your bag What is the weirdest thing That if someone opened your bag They would say Why the hell do you have a whole American hot dog in there Or something like that

Okay Again ready for any situation Ready for any situation. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Today we are investigating the mysterious portal that is a woman's handbag. It's a black hole. It is a black hole.

We just went into Bree's black hole and inside I found one. Don't isolate that, audio. Just keep moving, mate. Just keep moving and it's all good. One sock, a pair of Spanx. Just keep moving, mate. Just keep moving and it's all good. One sock. A pair of Spanx. Unopened, by the way.

Yeah. I would have thought, like, what are the Spanx for? Were they not for your holiday? No, they're coming up for, like, radio awards and stuff. Oh, right. I only wear Spanx when I have to wear, like, a gown because, trust me. Do they look like the Bridget Jones ones? No, they're black.

They're black. Yeah. Black Spanx. I haven't brought myself to buy a pair of the skin colour ones yet. Right. I still believe that there's a lot of money to be made in men's Spanx. Men's Spanx. Yeah.

Get on board. Yeah. Because guys got to wear ladies ones at the moment. And the G-string bits are not that comfortable. Do you wear them? No. Have you ever tried them on? No, I haven't. You haven't? No. It's like

shoving a chicken in a place where a chicken shouldn't be shoved. In a smaller chicken. Yeah. It's like a turducken. We want to know, I know 800 dial ZM this afternoon. What's the weirdest thing that's in your handbag right now?

Hey, Hannah. Hey. What's in your handbag right now hey Hannah hey what's in your handbag Hannah no idea. I don't know why potato peelers, and I certainly don't know why four. And your kids wouldn't have put them in there. You've got babies, right? No, no, the kid was like three weeks old. Yeah. Let me read you a text. Let me read you a text that relates to your one,

and this person was in a worse situation than you. They said, I always have a lot of random crap in my bag, which doesn't worry me, but I had to go to court one day and I went through the security scanners and had to turn around because of the highly dangerous fork that was inside my handbag.

Imagine if that was you going in there with four potato peels and a kitchen knife. I work at the court, so it could well have been me, but no, I managed to avoid that. They already think I'm nuts, so I think throwing four potato peelers in a kitchen, I would have...

You can do a lot of damage with a potato peeler. Anita is on 0800.ZM. Hi, Anita. Hi, Anita. Hi. What's the weird thing in your handbag? It's just a coincidence that it happens to be today, but I've got an evening dress in my handbag. What? Right.

Like an LBD, like a little black dress or something. No, like a full length, navy lace evening dress with a spot up to buy. Do you want to borrow my spanks? Do you want to borrow some spanks and one sock? I think that would be really handy. Can you send them to Christford? Yeah, of course.

Of course, again, we've got a full blown outfit. Together, you guys have got an outfit. Does anyone have shoes? Shoes we need? Someone sticks in and said, I've got gold confetti in my handbag from the Bruno Mars concert. Yeah, okay. That's random.

Sentimental or accidental? It'd be sentimental, I reckon. What about this one on 9696? I have a can strainer in my bag. See, when do you need a can strainer? Oh, you never know. Although, yeah. You know?

Someone said, I've got my child's spew in my handbag. Oh. That's off. Some messages you get, mate, you want to really rethink the parenting process, right? One more. Hi, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi.

What's the weird thing in your handbag? So, this happened to me a couple of years ago. I had gone to the dentist for an appointment. I was just getting, I think I was just getting a checkup. And then about a week later, I was rifling through my handbag for something and I found a tooth. Oh, yuck. A human tooth? A human tooth.

And they hadn't put any of my teeth out. Oh, yuck. You had someone's random tooth in your bag. Yeah. Was it at least in its own bag or was it raw tooth? It was just like a tooth. Did it have the roots on it? You know how...

No, I didn't get that close to it, but no, I don't think it did. God, imagine if the police had pulled you over or something. They're like, she has other people's body parts inside her handbag. Wow. I didn't get that close to it, but no, I don't think it did. God, imagine if the police had pulled you over or something. They're like, she has other people's body parts inside her handbag. Well, that's my advice to you this afternoon, women of New Zealand. Have a clean out. Nah. When you get home, just have a bit of a clean out.

You never know when you're going to need a tooth. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Cleanse. Birthday banger. It's where we take your birthdays. We figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday when you're partying, you know,

probably having a few lemonades. Back when you were cool. Although, have we used anyone really cool when they were 16? I wasn't. I definitely wasn't. I wasn't. I had a shell necklace. We'll start with Jordan today.

So did I. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi, how are you had a shell necklace. We'll start with Jordan today. So did I. Hi, Jordan. Hi, Jordan. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? 25th of March, 1986. Oh, you would have had a shell necklace when you were 16 as well, I reckon.

All right. No, just us. Just us. You were 16 in 2002, Jordan, on the 25th of March. And on that day, this topped the charts. I might get me. Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together. I'll be here and you'll be near. And that's the deal, my dear.

Fun fact, producer Ellie performed a very provocative dance to this song when she was at intermediate school. It was like... Year five, I believe. It was like Giddy F5, I believe. It was like that Mean Girls thing when they do that real inappropriate

Christmas dance. And everyone's like, eh. Should this be happening at a school? I don't know. Jordan, that's your birthday banger.

Do you like it? You get Shakira. Yeah, I love it. It's a tune. It's a tune. Second is Tanya. Hi, Tanya. Hi, Tanya.

Hi. What's your birthday? It's an oldie. Yeah. 20th of November, 1973. We love these, Tanya. Hi, Tanya. Hi, Tanya. Hi. What's your birthday? It's an oldie. Yeah. 20th of November, 1973. Oh, yeah. We love these, Tanya. You were 16 in 1989 on the 20th of November,

and this is your birthday banger. Baby, if I could turn back time If I could find a way I'd take back all the world This is the song that Cher wrote just before she figured out how to physically freeze time and stop ageing completely. I love yours, Tanya. Do you love it?

I love it. Yeah, okay. Ellie never did a dance to this song, but don't let that affect the decision. One more. It's for Renata Hi Renata Hi What's your birthday?

The 4th December 1995 Okay Renata you were 16 in 2011 On the 4th of December And on that day this was number 1 Bang up 3 Number one. Bang up. Three. Do you like that, Renata, by the way?

Yeah, yeah. That's a good song. I love that Riri song. We have got three powerhouse female anthems for Birthday Banger today. Cher, Shakira, and Rihanna. That's good. I know what you're going to say already. I just want to bask in this for a second that we've got three stonkers, okay?

It is good. You don't need to vote. You don't need to vote. Cher, if I could do it back to you. No. Oh, it's good. I was going to agree with you. This is birthday banger.

This has made my Monday. Oh, where's Tanya? Tanya, your song's on. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya.

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Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. Turn it up, Tanya. I don't know why I said the things I said Fries like a knife, it can cut deep inside Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes I didn't really mean to hurt you I didn't want to see you go I know I made you cry But baby if I could run back down

If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you You'd say if I could reach the stars I'd give them all to you And you'd love me, love me like you used to If I could turn back time, my world would shatter I was torn apart, like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart You walked out that door, I swore that I didn't care

But I lost everything, calling dead and there Too strong to tell you I was sorry Too proud to tell you I was wrong I know that I was blind And gone And if I could turn back time If I could find a way I'd take back those words

That have hurt you And you'd stay If I could reach the stars I'd give them all to you Then you'd love me, love me Like you used to do If I could turn back time If I could turn back time If I could turn back time

If I could turn back time Oh, baby I didn't really mean to hurt you I didn't want to see you go I know I made you cry But oh, if I could turn back time If I could find a way I'd take back the words that hurt you

If I could reach the stars I'd give them all to you And you'd love me, love me Like you used to do If I could turn the times Is it him? Everyone! If I could turn back time ZM If I could find my way Brayden Clint

That's the winner of Birthday Banger. It's from Cher. It's called If I Could Turn Back Time. What year are we talking about for that? We're talking about the year of the banger. 1989. Does he love me? I want to know.

How can I tell if he loves me? Who was it for, by the way? It was for Tanya. Tanya, we've got a $50 GrabOne voucher for you for winning Birthday Banger as well. GrabOne is sponsoring Birthday Banger. You can live huge with incredible deals at grabone.co.nz I'm going to put it out there.

They should add Cher to the Friday Jams playlist. Yep. Yeah. No? Well, yeah, but if you add Cher, you've got to add Meatloaf. No, you don't. You just don't add him. I think

Cher is a sometimes food. I think I think sheras Are sometimes food I think meatloaf Is a never food You know The Rock Dwayne The Rock Johnson Yeah the wrestler Come actor I smelt what he was

Cooking one time It was good What was it? It was What would it be? It was chicken cacciatore It would be 100% Have chicken breast in it

It wouldn't Yeah He loves to It's gotta have protein in it Loves It was chicken cacciatore. It would be 100% have chicken breast in it. It wouldn't. Yeah. He loves to... It's got to have protein in it. Loves to put the protein. If I've ever seen a poster boy for vegetarianism, it is not Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Do you reckon he's ever done steroids?

Oh, good question. If he has, is he allowed to? That was... I was joking. Oh. Of course he has. Oh, do you reckon? Oh.

You can't look like that i don't know he might be on that clean bulk i'm gonna google it but if he if he was like it's not like the wwe it's not like the olympics no it's not like it's like and i think don't ruin it for people no but no spoilers but and i know a lot of people have been juicing in there well you believe what you want i like to think that he hasn't. Okay. I like to think of him as a clean living role model. And this story that I have to tell you is actually about the rock strength and conditioning coach.

So if he is juicing. So he's steroid supplier. No, the guy who trained him in the Iron Cathedral where the rock works out. His name is David Rienzi. Now he has been The Rock's strength and conditioning coach for about seven years. The interesting thing about David Rienzi

is he is married to The Rock's ex-wife Dani Garcia. That's so strange. So wait, so did they meet after he got married to The Rock's ex-wife or did they meet after he got married to The Rock's ex-wife or did they meet, oh, so they met after?

The Rock and his wife divorced in the late 2000s. So they've been broken up for about 10 years and this guy's been The Rock's coach for about seven years. Right. So it could have even been The Rock's wife who introduced him to this guy. I was going to say, that's obviously how they met. That's definitely how they met. Is this a love triangle? We've been trying to work out this That's definitely how they met. Is this a love triangle?

We've been trying to work out this all day. Is this what classifies as a love triangle? You've got The Rock, who was married to Danny, and then you've got David Rienzi, who's now married to Danny, who also trains The Rock. Is that a love triangle? You said you thought it was. I think it is because it's three people who are connected

and romance is involved. I said I don I think it is because it's three people who are connected and romance is involved. I said, I don't believe it is. I thought a love triangle was when someone was hooking up with, you know, someone

and then they're hooking up with another person and those two people knew each other but they were all, but they were hooking up at the same time. Well,

this is that. It's just that it was in different order. No, but she's not hooking up with both of them at the same time. Yeah, but it's still his ex. It's still The Rock's in different order. No, but they're not. It wasn't at the same time. No, but she's not hooking up with both of them at the same time. Yeah, but it's still his ex. It's still The Rock's ex-wife.

But they're not hooking up. They've got a kid together. They've got a kid together. Does that add to it? Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's a love triangle. It just means that he's got The Rock's sloppy seconds. Right. Okay.

That's a horrific term, by the way. Okay, okay. So you don't think it's a love triangle. What if The Rock hooks up with David Rienzi? Is that then a love triangle? That's a whole different story. Yeah, cool, sorry. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Fine, I admit it. Yes, I'm a part of the elite group, the club, the kauri club. I bought one. I'm in the club. Look who has finally fessed up to who they are at heart. I don't think I'm cut out for the club. Well, I could have told you that. Okay, mate.

As the show's most esteemed member of the Kuru Club. When does yours run out? Look, we're in negotiations, me and my wife, as to whether I can justify buying another one. But yes, it does have circa four weeks to run. So maybe I will be the only one that has the KORU membership in this team. For those who don't know, what is a KORU membership? It is the membership where you pay once a year to enter the lounge at the airport that

gives you free food. There's showers in there. They let you play with lots of animals. There's like a petting zoo in there, which is awesome. Open bar. Open bar. Sometimes. There's quite often politicians and celebrities in there. Celebrities can be in there. There's a pool.

There's a giraffe enclosure at most of them. Yes, there's a gym, which is, I like the gym. Do you like the sunbed? The sunbed's cool. Movie theatre? Yeah, a bit small for my liking. It's lots of stuff. I mean, it's a 50-seater, but it's quite nice.

I think my reign as a Kauru member is going to be very short. Right. I used it for the first time over the holiday break. Oh, on your trip to the Philippines? Yes. Okay. Not when I flew the budget airline, but when I flew from Auckland to Melbourne, I used it. Oh, you treated yourself to an Air New Zealand flight to Melbourne?

Yes. And then hopped on. It was actually my flight from Auckland to Melbourne was more expensive from Melbourne to Philippines. Well, that's because you flew on Cebu Airlines. It's a great airline. No TVs. Not. No seatbelts.

Not as good as Air New Zealand. That's their motto. I was in the Coru Lounge and I was sitting there and it was, you know how quiet it is in there sometimes? It's nice. You know when you go to the quiet area? I actually went to the back area of the lounge where people do like a lot of work and there's like a printer there and people are doing all of the business stuff.

It was at that point I pulled out my phone and I wanted to get ready for the flight and I've downloaded Netflix onto my phone. Great idea. Which, you know, smart. I've put my headphones on, my wireless headphones, which I thought were connected to my phone. They weren't connected.

And that's when I decided. I saw this new trailer for a show on Netflix called Bonding. Oh, yeah. And it's exactly what you think it's about. Right, okay. It's about a girl trying to make her way in life as a dominatrix. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Picture this.

Picture this. I'm in the lounge, Coru Lounge. There's all these old business people around me and I'm dressed in jeans and I play this trailer. My headphones aren't connected. This is what blares out of my iPhone speakers. Welcome to my office. I'm a full-service fantasy provider.

All I need is someone to help me clean up, be my bodyguard. Yep. What you do with me, that is brave. What's the popping noise? You should have seen me. I was like this. Oh my god

I was trying to turn it off Couldn't turn it off The whole trailer played out Cool I think we're booking The rest of our flights on Jetstar Yeah Jetstar cool You Clinton Roberts Are about to become a father

Very soon in the coming weeks Am I? Yes Shit I am not ready Your wife Lucy is pregnant And she's going to give birth very soon to your first baby If it goes to plan I'll be a dad in 11 weeks

Yes Very close God so much I need to do between now and then Go to Coachella Surf the greatest beaches in the world All those bucket list things you can't do Once you've got a pesky kid I don't know if you've got the time.

Before life's over. I need to ask, do you care about your unborn child's neural development? Oh, 100% I care about that. That's the brain stuff, eh? Yeah. Yeah. We've had the scans. Pretty important.

She's taken the vitamins. Would you think paying for a product that helps, they say, with the unborn baby's neural development, with a price tag of $150, would you be willing to purchase something like that? Yeah, if it's a reputable product, there is a small price to pay to make sure I've got a brainy baby. Absolutely. Great. So I can sign you up for something they're calling the BabyPod. Yes?

Tell me more. So the baby pod, and this is a real thing, is a tampon-shaped speaker that you insert into the vagina and you help your unborn baby listen to music. That's a Yui boom for the poon. It's a Yui womb. It's a Yui tampoon It's a Yui tampoon. Or a Beats by Doctor. Or a Beats by Vijay.

Got any more? No, that's it. No, that's all I got. Do I want that? Do you want it? I don't really feel like it's up to me. You know what? Literally. How do you charge it's up to me. You know what? Literally.

How do you charge it? Imagine walking around. You can charge it while it's in there. Imagine what if you put a PowerPoint into like an extension cord into the cord, into the wall. You can only walk that far around the house.

Yeah, cool. $150. I'll sign you up for one. Can I get two? Two Yui Wombs. Got it. One for him and one for her. Sitting, can I get two? Two Uwe Wombs. Got it. One for him and one for her. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast.

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