ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – April 2nd 2019

Episode Date: April 2, 2019

Bree & Clints BIRTH OFFQueen quitsThe Pie-AceBree hates massagesClints baby scanPizza delivery #SkyTowerInsta Fame Game!Did the VANUTE pass a WOF?Who did you meet on a flight?Birthday Banger!New tinder featureNaked arrestDean McCarthy live from LASee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Breein' Clint Podcast. Hello team. You know, yesterday, Clint, when we talked about my friend Big Gay Al, and how I set him up on potentially his soulmate date with Ollie, it was in the podcast yesterday, but I want to do a test here where they went on a date on Sunday. Yeah, not a good date in our opinion. No, we didn't think it was great. Well, I think they had fun together, but it was a weird idea on a date on Sunday. Yeah, not a good date in our opinion. No, we didn't think it was great. Well, I think they had fun together, but it was a weird idea for a date.

It was. And then last night, Alan and I hang out a lot after the show. We might make dinner together most nights. Not every night, but a lot. I have not heard or seen Alan today. Oh, no. Yeah. And I know for a fact last night he did want to hang out,

and I was like, oh, that's nice. Like he's got this big new love interest, but he still wants to hang out. I saw on Ollie's Instagram that he was busy. So I want to see tonight where Alan is, and we're going to call him. You think you're losing your best mate? I think I'm losing my best mate already. I'm going to call him. I have an inkling that he's hanging out with Ollie right now.

Okay. If he is, you be happy for him, okay? Okay, I'll try. Turn that up, please. Hey, girl. Hi, Al. Hello. How are you?

Good. Hey, I just wanted to see what you're up to tonight. I've got no plans besides gym. What are you doing? Nothing. Okay, so you're not hanging out with anyone or no are you talking about ollie no we had lunch today right so you've already seen him today yeah okay cool um i was just thinking you're doing gym but do you want to hang out

yeah i'll come see you oh you can come here i'm happy to come to you i'm just going to go to gym for a bit then i um can pop to yours after if you want or you can come here. I'm happy to come to you. I'm just going to go to the gym for a bit. Then I can pop to yours after if you want. Or you can come here. It's up to you. Okay. Is gym at Ollie's place? No, no, no. We're not at that stage.

I don't really want to go to that stage either. Not yet. I like this whole let's just do dates and it's, yeah. Okay, cute. We can debrief tonight. All right, cool. I'll go to the gym now then and then I'll come to yours straight after. Okay, cool. All right, see you soon. All right. Love you. Bye, cute. We can debrief tonight. All right, cool. I'll go to the gym now then, and then I'll come to you all straight after. Okay, cool.

All right, see you soon, guys. All right, love you, bye. Bye. Well, I feel like a dick. You should. He already saw him today, though. Yeah, leave him alone. He deserves to be happy, okay?

No, I'm jealous. No, I want all the attention. Bree. I want the attention. Bree, I mean this the attention. Brie. I want the attention. Brie, I mean this in more ways than just one. You cannot give Alan what he needs. Like, both emotionally, physically. Technically, physically.

Yeah. No. No. He is a top. No. He is a top. No, you of all people Should know better than this

You can't The things are not Interchangeable like that Fine I'll leave it alone Alright Here's the podcast everybody It's time for the Brie and Clint show.

I was experimenting with a new intro bird. Did you like it? Caw, caw. Nah, okay. Yeah, it's okay. No, it's all right. Give me another one of your birds. I can't go much higher than that.

Give me a magpie. I don't know what noise a magpie makes. Oh, I quite like that. Do that and then say it's time for the Brie and Clint show. Ready? Like it's a big show intro. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Hang on, hang on, hang on water, water. Oh, I quite like that. Do that and then say it's time for the Bree and Clint show. Ready? Like it's a big show intro. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

Okay, here we go. It's ZM's Bree and Clint. Water, water, water, water. It's time for the Bree and Clint show. I like it. Ben, save that down, bank it. That's how we open the show now. Good show on the way for you today.

Guys, I don't want to alarm anyone, but today is the big day. We find out if the Venute, the half van, half ute that was purchased off Facebook, if she passes a warrant of fitness or not. Yeah, whether we can actually live our dream of doing a road trip and letting the people enjoy the Venute. I mean, if it gets no off, we're kind of screwed. Well, that's actually live our dream of doing a road trip and letting the people enjoy the Venute. I mean, if it gets no off, we're kind of screwed.

Well, that's the only reason we're doing the road trip. What? It was because we had the Venute. Oh. And without her, it's

kind of pointless. No, I suggested yesterday that we could put it on a trailer and tow it around the country. Like, if you just want to see it, you

can come and touch it like it's some kind of museum exhibit. But no, James from Streetwise Automotive, the man who's working on the Venute, will join us on the show just after five o'clock. By the way, that piece of Venute memorabilia is still for sale

and it's $500. A piece of rust cut out of the Venute. It's going to be the only piece of Venute memorabilia, by the way. So it's unique. It's different. It's nice. I like it. 500 bucks.

All money going towards the repairs on the Venute. Did people think it was the actual Venute for sale? Maybe, but you know, here we are. Here we are. They'll be surprised when they get a countdown bag with a piece of rust inside it. Next on the show though, we're going to

embark on a birth off. If you haven't heard of a birth off before, it's an old tradition that dates back to the 2010 days and it's where you tell a birth off story and I tell a birth off story. Well, just a birth story. Oh, yeah. I tell a birth story.

You tell a birth. You don't even know how a birth off works. God, how embarrassing for you. I thought you were good at this radio thing. I told you I couldn't turn left. Two stories about birth and who has the better one. Don't go anywhere, New Zealand. So complete.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Welcome to the first ever, the inaugural Bree and Clint Birth Off. Now, pretend you're giving birth. Why did I have to do that by myself? We're both in the birth off here. I don't think that's how it actually would work.

You do a more accurate one then. Okay, ready? Yeah. Congratulations, it's a boy. Get the shit out! Congratulations, it's a boy. How a birth-off works is we both have stories about childbirth. Mine's not particularly graphic. Is yours particularly graphic? No.

No, it's more about the story than the detail. They're unusual. And our producers are standing by, Producer Ben and Producer Ellie, who are going to judge the birth- off and tell us who gave the better birth story. Would you like to go first? You can go first. Okay, I'll go first. My story is about a lady from

Bangladesh, a 20-year-old lady, who in February gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Congratulations. Yay! Congratulations. 26 days later, she was rushed to hospital complaining of lower abdominal pain before delivering an extra two babies by caesarean section.

Triplets. So, no, not triplets. One baby in February, 26 days later, twins. Two births. The reason she was able to do this is they found, and she didn't know this, by the way. She didn't know that she had twins in there. She's got two uteruses.

She's got two uteruses. No. Well done. The condition is called uterus didelphys. Uterus didelphys. And the twins were conceived separately to the other baby. She is literally a baby-making machine.. She is literally a baby-making machine. She is quite literally a baby-making machine.

She can have one in the oven. She's got two ovens. That make three babies. Well, two ovens that we know of. Two ovens. There you go. There's my birth story. You're up.

You ready? Okay, my turn. Same-sex couple Matthew and Elliot have recently welcomed their daughter Uma into the world. Beautiful. Congratulations. Lovely. And it's all thanks to Matthew's mother, Cecile, who's 61.

What? Cecile, Matthew's mum, was the surrogate for the same-sex couple. Yeah. Please tell me it was with the other partner in the same-sex relationship. So the baby that Cecile carried and birthed. Yes. The egg was a donor egg. Yeah.

Oh, because 61, she's probably not so. She doesn't have any eggs left. Yeah. So the egg was a donor egg. And then Elliot, Matthew's partner's sister, donated. Oh, no, she donated the egg. Yeah. And then Elliot, his partner, donated the sperm.

What, to his sister's egg? Not his sister, his partner's sister. Whose sister? Wait. Was the mum carrying any of her children's sperm or eggs? Yes. Sperm or eggs? Yes. Sperm or egg? Egg.

Egg. Her daughter. She had her daughter's egg inside her? Yes. I'm not here to judge. Hey, no, that happens. Does it? Like if a daughter can't give birth to her baby.

The mum does it for her. But, I mean, there's so many amazing things for this. She's 61. Yeah. For one. Yeah. She's got her daughter for this. Yeah. She's 61. Yeah. For one. Yeah. She's got her daughter's baby. Yeah.

And the brother technically will be the uncle of his daughter. Gotcha. All right, you've done enough to pitch your birth story. Now we go to the judges. We'll start with Producer Ben. Producer Ben, which of those stories is the better birth story? The woman who has two uteruses and had two births in 26 days? Or the marvel of a 61-year-old woman giving birth to her daughter

slash son's daughter? Mine's a marvel as well. Yeah. I'm going to go Clint's because it wasn't as complicated. Easy to follow for me. Yay. Okay. I need going to go Clint's because it wasn't as complicated. Yay. Easy to follow for me. Okay. I need two to win this, otherwise we ended on a draw.

Producer Ellie, whose birth story are you going with? Mine or Bree's? See, I quite like the feel-good one of Bree's. Mine's feel-good too. Three healthy babies. Yeah, but the grandmother's given birth to someone for someone who couldn't, and she's old and it's beautiful. What a gift. Yeah. It's not just beautiful because she's old. couldn't and she's old and it's beautiful. What a gift. Yeah.

It's not just beautiful, she's old. Yeah, and she's helping someone out. She's using her body as a vessel to give the gift of life. Exactly. She's volunteering to do that horrendous sounding thing. Ellie, look at me. Two uteruses. That's pretty amazing.

Technically, his daughter came out of the same Place he did See that's cool That's cool Cast your vote Ellie I'm going with Brie Alright

The inaugural Brie and Clint Birth off Is a draw Not again If you have any great Birth stories you'd like To share with us

Please do We'd love to hear about it. We're here for them all the time. I've got some news about the Queen. No, not Queen. The Queen. Yeah, that one. The real heightest. How old is the Queen, by the way? 100. The real haters.

How old is the Queen, by the way? 100. No. 92. She's 92 years old. God, she looks good for 92. Can I say... She's going well, eh? My nonna looked exactly like the Queen.

Did she? She looked very similar to me. What age did your nonna make? She made it to 89. Oh, yeah? Well, Queen's 92, so not far off. Around about the same. I think they might have been the same age, actually.

Queen's not Italian, though, just so we're clear about that. The Queen is not Italian. She makes a ripping spag bol, though. I don't think she does. I think she makes very British dishes like mince on toast and things like that. Spotted something. Spotted dick. Why do British people have such awful sounding food, eh?

Blood porridge? Is that what tripe is? No. What's the one that's the insides of the stomach? That's tripe. Haggis? Anyway, this is news about the Queen. She has given up one of her royal privileges and she has decided what?

It's not the golden potty, is it? No, it's not the golden potty. She will never give up the golden potty. She's decided that she's quit driving in public. She used to drive? This is what I didn't realise as well. So the Queen is a keen driver, a keen motor enthusiast. She was a driver in the war.

She trained as a motor vehicle service person and she was a driver in the war. She's got an amazing background, this lady. And up until now, she has maintained her right to drive on public roads. Imagine that. You're working at Burger King. Around the corner comes this green Land Rover, and then all of a sudden, as you open the window...

One BK chicken, please. I thought you were going to say, in traffic, you flip someone off and you're like, oh, shit, that was the Queen. Shit, was that the Queen? That was the Queen. But no, so she has been. And of course, Philip had that car crash earlier this year

where he flipped the car. He's 97. Or it might be related. I don't know. Interesting things about the Queen when it comes to driving. She is the only person in the United Kingdom who legally doesn't have to have a driver's license and she doesn't have one. She didn't have to sit a test. She's the Queen. Are you joking Kingdom who legally doesn't have to have a driver's license, and she doesn't have one.

She didn't have to sit a test. She's the queen. Are you joking? No, I'm not joking. Well, that's just a bit too much privilege, I think. Another privilege that she gets doesn't have to have a number plate. None of her vehicles have a number plate. So she can go hooning through a speed camera.

She could be doing twice the speed limit. One, they can't take her licence off her and two, they can't give her a ticket because they can't find her bloody number plate. That is amazing. Imagine, you could just dress up as the Queen. No, don't do that. And the third interesting thing about the Queen in cars,

she has a car collection worth $18 million. It has Land Rovers, Range Rovers, Bentleys and Jags inside it. $18 million worth of cars and she's not going to drive them anymore. I do have a queen fact about driving. Yeah, drop it on me. She's the only queen in existence to have ever hotboxed one of her cars. No, she isn't. That's not a queen fact.

This website doesn't look all that reputable. I mean, if she has, then yes, she'll be the only queen who has, but I'm just not sure on that fact. I saw a lot of April Fool's jokes going around the internet yesterday, as everyone would have. Some of them really got you

and I yesterday. Honestly, the day before, the day of, and the day after April Fool's, not worth going on the internet because everything is fake and all of it fooled me. And when you're a radio presenter, you're looking on the internet for stories. And you're looking for weird stories too. That's your job.

And so all of these April Fool's things are weird stories. Like Pornhub is launching its own music festival. I'm like, I'll have a bit of that. And then, of course, it's an April Fool's things are weird stories. Like Pornhub is launching its own music festival. I'm like, I'll have a bit of that. And then, of course, it's an April Fool's gig. The one that really got you and I was the Tinder one. Oh, the height verification. Yeah, that one got me hook, line and sinker. Honestly, mate, I was this close to bringing a story to the show

about denim underpants. And I said to you, are you sure it's not an April Fool's? Undies with a fly and belt loops. I was like, no, no, are you sure it's not an April Fool's? Undies with a fly and belt loops. I was like, no, no, I'm sure it's. Oh, no. There was one particular story that I reckon I've had over 100 people tag me in or send it to me. We've had people inbox the Brian Clint page. And I wish it was true.

This one I'm really gutted is not true. I'm absolutely gutted it's not true, which, I mean, who knows? Maybe we can bring a little piece of this to the Venute. Mm-hmm. So you probably saw this April Fools yesterday on the Toyota page and it was the limited edition Toyota HiAce PiAce convertible van. It was a burnt orange colour. Very snazzy.

Very snazzy. God, it looked good. I've got to explain what it looks like. You know courier vans? Yes. So that is a high ace van. Usually that'll be a high ace. Painted a nice metallic orange.

Cut the roof off. Cut the roof off it so you can feel the wind in your hair and then to make it even better they've whacked a pie warmer right in the back. And it pulls out

like a drawer. So in the back of the van it's full of pies. Like completely ridiculous impractical not necessary but one of the features

you go I'll have a bit of that. Yeah that's better than me I'll have a bit of that. The first time someone tagged me in it I looked at it and went, oh, that's awesome.

Well, as a person who's just bought themselves a modified Toyota HiAce van, I wanted to share this with you. Yeah. Before I realised it was a joke, I was like, this is Brie. This is the vehicle that Brie can graduate to. She's bought the Venute, the HiAce Ute. Upgrade. After this, you can go to a convertible high-ace pie warmer.

I would 100% be keen for that, and I was devastated to find out that it's not true. See, this is how you do it, folks, okay? Because these stories, you know how they get shared and stuff. They're going to linger for the next few days. When you read a story about something like this, say it out loud to yourself, and then you will know if it's an April Fool's joke or not.

So let's say it out loud. A Toyota HiAce van with the roof cut off and a pie warmer put in the back called the PiAce. Hey, it still sounds good. It still sounds good and it gave me the idea

do we need to put a pie warmer into the Venute? Well, yes. Yes. If you're listening right now, the producers are shaking their head and they're saying, no way we're doing that. If you have a pie warmer, you can lend us for the road trip. Go bigger, mate.

Are you Ben from the Big Ben Company? Are you Dad from the Dad's Pies Company? Are you Irvine from the Irvine's Pie Company? We need pies and a pie warmer. We need it now. And our producers are standing by on 0800 dial ZM. You can text us on 9696. All we need is a

pie warmer. We'll somehow attach it into the venue. Joke's on who, Toyota? Suck on that. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. We've just been talking about that April Fool's prank that Toyota did where they got a Toyota HiAce and turned it into a PiAce. A convertible van

with a PiWarmer in the back. Brilliant. I have a converted HiAce van. You do? The Venute. We're taking her on a road trip very soon. Doesn't have a PiWarmer though. I said, let's put that PiWarmer in her. Does anyone have one that we can borrow? We've received a call from someone and I don't know any details yet.

So let's just bring them on. Hello, ZM. Hey, it's Bosun here. How are you? Bosun, what do you have for us this afternoon? I've got a pie, some pies and a pie warmer if you'd like them. Shut the hell up, Bosun. Hang on, Bosun.

What are these pies? Are these Nana's homemade rat pies? Are they possum pies or are they legit pies? No, they're legit pies. And how come? How come you have this, Bosun? Because I own a company that has pies, that makes pies. Do you want to plug the pie company?

Yeah, plug it. Oh, yeah, okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Love a pie. Love a pie. Oh, great pies. Bosun pies? Yeah, do you want to plug the pie company? Yeah, plug it! Oh, yeah, okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Love a pie. Love a pie. Oh, great pies! Bosun, Bosun, Bosun, you've just got to understand my hesitance.

This is great news, but when a random man comes through offering you an unbranded pie, You shouldn't take it. you're going to be a little bit suspicious, right? Oh, that's part of the fun, though, eh? Oh, no, you guys make great pies. Now, have you seen the Venute?

Do you know what she's all about? No, I've just heard about it when you guys have talked about it yesterday. Bosun, this could really, really make the road trip if we had one of your pie warmers with unlimited pies. I mean, who doesn't want that on a road trip? Oh, you'd be stupid not to. It'd be very un-New Zealander if you didn't want a pie. Okay, we need your people to talk to our people about the logistics

of installing a Pi warmer in a moving vehicle. Just know this. We're keen. We're very keen, okay? Awesome. Appreciate your call. No worries. Thanks, Bosun.

Okay, thanks. That's Bosun from Love a Pi. We should just do this for everything that we want in the Venute. What else do we want? I mean, sky's the limit, mate. How good would a PlayStation be while we're driving? You laugh. You laugh.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Big news rolling out on our social media regarding the Venute shortly, by the way. This is a little tease for you. Big. On the Bree and Clint Instagram. Is it out?

Is it out? Go and have a look. If you want to. On the Bree and Clint Instagram. Is it out? Is it out? Go and have a look. If you want to see what the personalised plate the Venute has just received, head to the social media pages right now. There you go. I'm a little bit nervous about this. I need to make a confession.

I need to come out and say something. It's been weighing on me for a little while now. There's going to be a lot of people that don't agree, but I just need to say it. Kia kaha, Bree. I hate massages. It feels good. It feels good to say it out loud and get it out in the open.

You know I support you in everything you do, eh? Yeah. But you're on the piss with this one. Mate, I'm telling you now, I hate them so much that I've tried. I've tried to like them because society has told me that I should like them. I should feel relaxed. I should love it. Everyone else loves it. But no, I'm finally ready to admit to you, to myself, to the people, I hate massages. You know, I used to be you. I used to be you.

I used to say these things. I used to espouse my feelings about massages to whoever would listen. But then I realised I just hadn't had a good massage. No, I don't agree. I don't agree. Honestly, where are you getting your, what's your reference? I've gotten a few different massages all over the world. I'm pretty sure a girl in Vietnam.

All over the world. A girl in Vietnam, I nearly got pregnant from the massage that girl gave me. Bit too deep. She was jumping all over me. I am finally ready to be the voice for the people who hate massages. You were in Bali last year. You didn't get a good massage when you were there? I got a massage.

It wasn't a good one. You didn't get a good Balinese massage? I hate them. It was on the side of the road or something. Honestly, it's hard to go wrong with a message. You've got a random stranger touching you all over with their hands. Who knows where their hands have been? Yeah, that sounds great, by the way. Whilst you're naked.

Yeah, that also sounds great. Face down so you can't see what's really happening. Yeah, it makes it less awkward. I hate it. I don't understand why people like it. I know that there's people listening right now who are with me on this. If they weren't so expensive, I would buy you a massage just so I could change your mind. Like I just feel like you haven't had a good one before,

but that's fine. This is your opinion. And I'm sure there will be people who unite. There's people who are going to come out of the woodworks now, and all I have to say to those people, it's okay. It's okay. You can come out and say it. You can say you hate massages. It's all right. I'm with you. We can say it together.

We will get through this. We will be judged, but it's all right. Oh, $800 at M. What do you want? Do you hate massages? Say it with me. It's a safe space. We're going to unite together next.

Or are you a masseuse? Oh, $800. No. No. Yes. No. Yes. Do you want to come in studio?

No. And give Brie a massage during the show? That is my worst nightmare. Don't. That's not funny. Well, we'll get guys calling through who aren't masseuses going, all rubber. So actually don't call with those ones.

Just the question that Brie asked. Do you hate massages? Let's unite together this afternoon. Zidim, Spree and Clint, the podcast. I'm finally ready to speak out about something that, you know, has haunted me my whole life. I've tried to like them. I've worked through it, but I just need to say I hate massages. Can't stand it. I'm ready to speak out about it. I want to be the voice for the people out there because I know

there's people who are with me on this. You're like an anti-massage ambassador at the moment. You're a spokesperson for people who don't like a group that never needed forming and yet here we are. It's hard to talk about. Are you ready to talk to your people?

I'm ready to talk to the people. Hi, Siobhan. Hi. Siobhan, are you with me? Do you hate getting massages? I hate them. I can't stand them.

Why? I'm so ticklish. I've yelled at beauty therapists because they tickle my spots. And I'm like, no, not there. Why don't you get them to rough it up a bit? Maybe you need like a full hands-on approach rather than these tickly little fingers. Where are you going for that? All right, mate.

Welcome in. All right, this is a safe place, Siobhan. Siobhan just owned you. Jeez, I'm supporting your weirdness. Why don't you come on board with me? Hi, Summer. Hi. Summer, are you with me?

Are you ready to say it out loud? I am so with you. I feel more tense coming out of the massage, and I also feel like I have to have a bloody shower after too with all the oils and all that. You do have to have a shower. You do. You do. You should have a shower.

Yeah, so how inconvenient, right, Summer? I know. I mean, you come there to relax and you come home and you have to have a shower and you feel more tense than what you were. What's more relaxing than a massage and then a shower? Like, you've got your priorities wrong. I agree. I'm with you, Summer, because the whole time sitting there on the massage table or laying there, I'm thinking, this is weird. Why am I doing this?

Why should I be here? Oh, the stranger's touching me. I'm naked. I'm naked. I'm naked. Yeah. Very, very true. You know you can leave your undies on, eh?

I do. Okay. Just checking that you're like, oh, this one's gone full nude. Hi, Bex. Hey, hey guys. Bex, are you with me on this? Do you hate getting massages? I hate them so much. It's so awkward.

People buy them for me for like every birthday and every Christmas. Oh no! And I just hate them. I even tried a couple's massage once and I ended up just walking out and left my husband to it. I hope he got your time as well. I hope he got double the massage.

Amazing. You know what? I don't think he did. He wakes up, he's like, where the hell is Beck? Where's my wife? Where the hell? And I'm naked.

Hi, Rebecca. Beck. Hi. Are you with me? Do you hate massages? I used to absolutely love them until I got a really bad one that required me to need acupuncture and physio. No way.

Where did that happen? I can't remember where because it was a while ago and I don't really want to name and shame. But, yeah, no, they went a little bit too, because I've got a bad shoulder, and they went a little bit too rough on the shoulder. And they said, oh, you've got a few knots in here. Well, mate, I walked out with a bit more than just knots.

Right, so you've got some shoulder issues, do you, Bex? Well, I did, and I thought a massage would help. It sounds like you need a massage. Thanks, Clint. No. You be nice to Bex. She's a part of my group. She's a safe space here. I'm with you, Beck. I hear you.

Namaste, Beck. Well done. Thank you for contacting us this afternoon. There you go. When are you guys meeting up? I'd love to meet up. Yeah. We could all maybe get a massage.

No, no, no. We can't do that. You get one guy in the group. Everyone's sitting in a circle. He goes around and puts their hands on your shoulders. You go, get away from me. Get away from me. Not in the group, everyone's sitting in a circle. He goes around and puts their hands on your shoulders. You go, get away from me. Get away from me. Not in this group.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Not many days in your life where you can say that you had a life-changing experience. At lunchtime, nonetheless. Is there? Before lunchtime. Well, it was bang on lunchtime. I was late to work today because my wife Lucy and I went to have a baby scan.

Yeah, this is the 20 weeks? 26 weeks. 26 weeks. We're at. So if you don't know, I'm having my first kid with my wife Lucy. And, yes, she's 26 weeks long. Got the baby bump. Wait, so how many months is that?

I work in months. Yeah, how many months is that? I don't know. Wait. I don't know. 16. 1, 2, 3, 4. And then I don't know. I don't know. 16. 1, 2, 3, 4. And then 26 divided by 4.

I can do this. 26 divided by 4. Is it 4 months? 6.5 months. She's at the six and a half month mark. Yeah. And if you, I mean, if you haven't had a kid before or you haven't had one recently,

the technology that they use is absolutely mind-blowing. It's come a long way, hasn't it? So the lady puts the goo on your stomach, sticks it straight on there. By the way, the goo sits in a warming cup, so they don't put cold goo on your tummy. Yeah. I didn't know that.

That's quite a nice experience. And then they put this round, it looks like a big flat light bulb, and they put it on your stomach and I was expecting them to have to like ferret around for ages trying to find something but no boom, straight there on the TV there's your baby. Well it'd be pretty big by

now wouldn't it? Six and a half months. Yeah I mean this is not the first scan that we had so we had one at 12 weeks which is the standard thing to do and then we had another one at 20 and now we're having another scan at 26 weeks but wow. I don't know if it's the technology or if it's just the sort of realization that that's like a real person. And it's inside of your wife.

How weird is it? When the lady walked out of the room, I turned to my wife and I said, you're a magic person. Isn't it amazing? You are growing our child inside your body at the moment. We can grow things in here. I know. And I've never felt more redundant in my life. Like my job was done 26 weeks ago.

It's pretty incredible. After that, and men, get your head around this. Like literally, I mean, obviously you needed to support, to help support you as a team, as the family, and be there for your kid to raise it. But largely, like if you weren't there, that'd be all right. She'd be able to do the rest without you. You are useless. And I mean that in a lovely way, and I mean that in the way that

I'm not leaving. Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. But yeah, these pictures that we got, I showed the picture to you. You showed it to me. I want to see it again. I've got it up here now. The first thing I said, I mean, it's incredible how much detail these pictures have these days.

Eyes, lips, nose, nostrils, like forehead bone, cheekbones. You can see the whole lot. It's 26 weeks out of 40 and it's all there. I said, to me, that picture looks like a boy. And I said, I told you what I thought straight away, and I didn't say this to my wife. I don't know whether I'm being narcissistic or what, but I looked at that and I went, oh, baby looks like me.

I think it's a boy. You guys aren't going to find out. No, we're not finding out. Lucy's mum thinks it's a boy. She does this thing, and she does it with all babies that come into the family, where she normally has this pendulum and she swings it above the baby. Yeah. So she put Lucy's wedding ring on a piece of hair,

and depending on which way it swings tells you what it is. The pendulum said boy too. Okay. Yeah. I don't ever feel for it. I don't ever feel for it. I feel like I'm going to be a father. I feel like I'm going to be a father. I feel like I'm going to have a daughter, but I don't know

if that's this kid or not. It could be the next one. Could be the next one. Being the current baby making machine of this team, my uterus says boy. It's in your waters? It's in my waters. Yeah, right. I'm making the call here. Two and a half months out, I'm saying it's a boy.

Technically, I'm more of a baby making machine than you at this stage I mean as someone who's currently making a baby just I mean I don't mean to take anything away from your facilities well a baby oven then I cook the baby so yeah that was just a moment for me to go

hey wow this thing's real do you want to post that photo? time to be or is that I'll just check with Luce okay I'll check with Luce

because I think that's an amazing thing to share if you guys want to share it. But if not, that's fine as well. No, let me just, because obviously we're a team. Exactly. And I don't want to, look, if you're a nurse or anything and you can see a penis, don't tell us because we don't want to know. All right? ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

I have permission to share the baby photo, by the way. Oh, cool. So we'll get that up on our Instagram soon and maybe we can get a poll going as to whether you think it's a boy or girl. The face is very defined. It's very boy to me. Lou said boy as well. We'll see.

There's a weird story coming out of Nigeria that I read Isn't there? That seems odd. Right and it talks about how there's this rumour that Nigerians are ordering pizza from London and they're using British Airways to get it delivered. Right.

I don't know exactly how or if it's true. Do they not have good pizza in Nigeria? I'm not exactly sure. Is Domino's Nigeria not popping off? I'm not even sure if they've got it in Nigeria. Oh, Nigeria, if you're listening, get Domino's. It's very good. It's so good.

Can you imagine in Nigeria? And you're like, oh, God, I could go for some Domino's right now. Oh, shit, that's right. I live in Nigeria. Oh, damn it. All right Alright back to Diamond skimming So the politicians

Have come out And they're talking about The like Importation Is that the word? Importation Of pizza? Implications?

The importation of goods And what you can bring Into the country And stuff like that Okay cool Yeah yeah yeah So they're saying Technically yes You could import a pizza on a plane.

Yeah. And that's where I think this story has come about. I've Googled it, by the way. Yeah. A flight from London to Nigeria. How many hours? Six and a half. So it's not going to be a hot pizza.

No. But, I mean, pizza's good cold, mate. Yeah, it is. It's the best food cold. So that's fine. Yeah. I thought off pizza's good cold, mate. Yeah, it is. It's the best food cold, so that's fine. Yeah. I thought off the back of this, we don't know if that's a true story, but I mean pretty incredible if, you know,

they're getting pizzas delivered from London to Nigeria. Yeah. I thought we could do our own version on the show this afternoon and see where we could get a pizza to like deliver it to a weird place. Where can you get pizza delivered to? Yeah. Okay. So, I mean, my first train of thought went, oh, could you get a pizza delivered up the Sky Tower here in Auckland?

Yeah. Because, I mean, how many metres off the ground? About 350. About 350. You have to go up that real small elevator. Yeah. Could you get a pizza delivered up there? Let's put in the call and see what happens.

Hi there. I was wondering if I could make a delivery order, please. My name is Bree, and I want it delivered to the corner of Victoria and Federal Street. Yep, it's the corner of Victoria and Federal Street. Can you give me the exact address? Yep, it's the corner of Victoria and Federal Street. It's the Sky Tower. But I need the street number and name because I need to follow my system. Right.

It technically doesn't have a number because I want it delivered to the Sky Tower. Okay, so on the corner of Victoria and Federal. That's correct, yeah. I work in the Sky Tower, so the Sky Tower building. Okay, what would you like to order today? Just one pepperoni pizza, please. Large or extra large? Large, please.

Yep. That's it, thank you. You need to order it for a minimum of $20, including the $10 delivery fee. Great, can I get a garlic bread? Yeah. And how much does that come to? $19.80. You've got to order 20 cents more. Two garlic breads, please.

Two garlic breads? Sure, no problem. So pepperoni and two garlic breads. That's fantastic. Cool. That comes down to $22.40. How would you like to pay? I'd like to pay by card, but I just wanted to check. I work at the top of the Sky Tower and I can't come down to the bottom to get it. Are they able, is the delivery driver able to come up to the top of the Sky Tower? They're not allowed to come up.

There's no way that they can come up? No, we're not allowed to go up. Okay. What if it was for free? Like they got a free trip up the Sky Tower? No, we can't. It's a company policy. We're not allowed to go up, like including got a free trip up the Sky Tower. No, we can't. It's a company policy. We're not allowed to go up, including apartments or hotels.

You have to come down. Really? Yeah. Right. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. All right. Well, thanks for your help.

Sorry about the confusion. No worries. Thank you. Bye. Well, the Nigerians can get a pizza from London, but I can't get a pizza up to the Sky Tower. This is bullshit. There must be some hungry people at the top of that Sky Tower.

When was the last time they ate? Not fair. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch.

It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game Oh sorry, also in about 10 minutes time we'll find out if the Venute got a warrant of fitness Oh no It's been in there all day today I've been dreading this Yeah, this is the news, we need to know whether we can do the roadie Right now though, let's focus on the Insta Fame Game Every week producer Ellie comes in, she gives us people who are famous on Instagram

And we have to guess how many Instagram followers they have. First to three correct answers wins the game. We do need a score update for the year, I do believe. No, we don't. Bree has a cheeky smile on her face as she says that because she's up 6-5 for the year. No cheating either, I can confirm. I was going to say, let's all remember that she spent

the second half of last year cheating, so it's hard to believe anything. I should have got an award for that because I nailed it. You can play this game too in the car. You can yell it at your steering wheel. They've got 14 followers or whatever you think it is. Producer Ellie, give us our first celebrity. All right, first celebrity.

She's the subject of one of the biggest April Fool's pranks I think I've seen so far. It's Hayley Bieber. Have you seen this? Is this the pregnant thing? Yeah. Justin Bieber keeps saying that she's pregnant and she's not. Did she change her last name? She's not Hailey Baldwin anymore?

Yeah, on Instagram she's Hailey Bieber. Hailey Bieber. Yeah. All right, for Hailey Bieber. Clint, you've put $30 million. Brie, you've put $21 million. Hailey Bieber has $18.7 million. Point to Brie. God, Justin Bieber's fans are rude, you've put 21 million. Hayley Bieber has 18.7 million. Point to Brie.

God, Justin Bieber's fans are rude, eh? Follow his wife. He's got 100 million. Yeah, they've obviously gone, I am not following her. That won't last. Yeah. Okay, next up. All right, next one up.

He's one of New Zealand's best athletes, actually. And he's been nominated as one of the finalists for the NBA Teammate of the Year. So that's from every single team. Steven Adams. I. Steven Adams. I love Steven Adams. Oklahoma City Thunder. Doesn't upload a lot. Doesn't do a lot on his social media. For a long time I didn't even know if that was actually

his account. And you're sure this is the verified account? Yeah, I had a little tick. Alright, for Steven Adams. Clint, you've put $430,000. Bree, you've put $430,000. Bree, you've put $571,000. Stephen Adams has $404,000. That's a point to Clint.

Damn it. Yeah, baby. Okay, cool. Next one. All right, this one. I know Bree loves this guy. It's Idris Elba. Idris Elba.

That one, sorry. My bad. What a babe. He's so hot. I agree. And he's gotten better as he's gotten older. Make him James Bond. Yes.

Make him James Bond. I'm all for that. Idris Elba. Oh, that's the, I was waiting for more. Sorry. Idris Elba. How many does Idris Elba have? I didn't know he had Instagram.

He does. She knows he's a DJ. Do you know he's performing at Coachella? Is he? All right. Someone's obsessed. For Idris Elba. I've said he's a DJ? Do you know he's performing at Coachella? Is he? All right. Someone's obsessed. For Idris Elba. I've said that right, right?

Yes. Clint, you put 1.1 million. Brie, you put 3.6 million. Idris Elba has 3.7 million. Are you sure? Maybe. Point to Brie. I do follow him quite closely.

Wow, has he got 3.7 million Instagram followers? Yeah. Have you seen his abs? Yeah, but that's good for an old dude, you know? How old is he? I don't know. Ben, can you find out how old Idris Elba is? Woodbank.

All right. Last one. If you get this, Bree, you win the game. Yeah, all right. Last one. Well, no, not last one. I didn't mean last one. Could be last one.

That's what I said the other week, remember? And then I came back and took it from you. This is going to be the penultimate one, the second not last one. I didn't mean last one. Could be last one. That's what I said the other week, remember? And then I came back and took it from you. This is going to be the penultimate one, the second to last one. It's J-Lo. Is that J-Lo? The same. Who's J-Lo? J-Lo. Sorry, J-Lo?

J-Lo. Watch a lot of her music videos on YouTube. J-Lo. J-Lo. Watched a lot of her music videos on YouTube. J-Lo. J-Lo. Now, do you mean followers on Instagram or Facebook? Shorty got low, low, low, low. How many for J-Lo? J-Lo.

J-Lo. Thank you. All right. For J-Lo, Clint, you put $14 million. BrLo Clint you put 14 million Brie you put 16 million Stop going just above me And then taking every number That's just above my number

Mate I can't see what you're writing All I get is 14 million And down And you get everything above it Touchy Okay well You're way too low She has 90.6 million

That's a game to three. J-Lo. She got 90 million. Yeah. 90? Yeah. 90 million. You're way too low.

When you've got that many followers, how much do you think it costs for a sponsored post? Like, say, I don't know, some herbal tea comes to you and goes, Hey, J-Lo, how much for a post on your Instagram? What if I wanted J-Lo's behind to sponsor something? Well, J-Lo's behind would need its own Instagram account and its own agent. Can you imagine how many followers J-Lo's behind would get? She'd have that thing insured, right?

She would. I think she does. I think this story came out about it a few years ago. Can you imagine how many followers J-Lo's behind would get? She'd have that thing insured, right? She would. I think she does. I think their story came out about a few years ago. Producer Ben, just by the way, did we find out how old is Idris Elba? 46. 46! Oh, God.

Plenty of good miles left on those tires. Oh, I need a glass of water. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Nervous wait for you, Bree. Your child is at the doctor's. Kind of. Kind of. Your child is on the operating table and we don't know if they're going to make it.

Okay, it's getting too dark. This is getting real grim. The Venute has been in the very, very capable hands of James at Streetwise with his team to see if we can get her street legal. When we dropped her off the 1989 Toyota HiAce van that someone has converted into a ute and then you bought for $3,000, it did not have a warrant of fitness. No.

And it did have a lot of rust. We don't know if this thing is going to be Streetwise for a road trip. Streetwise? Oh, there's a good integration there, eh? In a couple of weeks' time. To tell us, welcome to the show, James. Hello, James. Hey, how are you? Well, we're nervous. Very nervous.

We're on tender hooks. We know that you guys have been putting in some real work. We even took that piece of rust that you cut off. Someone's currently bidding $500 on it on Trade Me. Mate, that's crazy. I should have sold it myself. Well, that money's coming your way, by the way. It's coming your way, James.

Whatever money comes out of that, that's coming your way. Because I didn't realise you were going to, like, respray it and stuff like that. You guys have gone hundy. It's looking amazing. Well, you know, you can't leave it with patches of primer on it. It wouldn't look too good, would it? See, and that's why you're the right man for this job. But you can't give it a warrant of fitness. You guys don wouldn't look too good would it? See, and that's why you're the right man for this job. But, you can't

give it a warrant of fitness. You guys don't do that. Not me personally, no. You don't want that burden. You can't even sneak us one through, like a cheeky one. You've done all the work, James, and you've got the verdict for us. She's gone in to try and get the warrant of fitness. Now is the time.

Gone in this morning for a wharf and yeah, it's all passed. Oh shit, I didn't even need this. Hang on, James. Wait, wait, wait. James, just pretend you didn't say that. Hang on, James. And then you put it in this morning and James, the result is...

It's... No, wait, wait for the drum roll. And now, James. It's passed. Passed! It's passed! We're on! Play the passed! We're on! Play the music!

We are on! Okay, would you say she scraped through it or passed with flying colours? Passed pretty good. There's no issues with it. It's road legal and safe. Like not even a broken indicator or anything like that? No, everything works. Everything's in working order.

She's probably in better condition than my normal everyday car at the moment. It is a Toyota, so go and kill it. Go and go and go and go. James, we owe you so much. Clint's going to give you his firstborn child. I'm going to name it Streetwise.

Okay, I guess that means we have to follow through with this bloody road trip then. We need to get onto the calendar. We need to organise some live broadcast. James, you want to come on a roadie, mate? What are you doing in the next couple of weeks? Is there plenty of room for snowboarding? Hey, put him in, James. We're keen.

I was going to say there's no snow, but you can bring a snowboarder if you want to. Nah, honestly, James, we have just found out right now with you. That is amazing news and we can't thank you enough. No problems. That's what we do at Streetwise, you know. You can see the Venute's new number plate too. God, what a big day for the Venute. Also, potential pie warmer going into the Venute. Oh, that's right.

We got a call from a pie company who said they want to install a pie warmer. Huge day for the Venute. If you've got something to add to the Venute, we'll take it. Get in touch. Well, no, not the Venute, we'll take it. Get in touch. Well, no, not anything. Hey, we'll take most things. Not just... Most things.

Stripper pole? We'll take it. Oh, we'd install a stripper pole. Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah, see, that'd be a good time. Okay, cool. Up next, a story of love. Can two strangers find each other in this big world?

I'll tell you about it next. Oh, I'm hooked. I'm hooked. That was a radio hook there, mate. That was good. Thanks, mate. Only way it could have been better, if there was a dog involved. Nah, there's not.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. If you love love stories or you just love love, then strap in. Oh, technically, by the way, before you do this, is this technically an aviation story as well? It is an aviation story. And as New Zealand's leading maritime and aviation-based show, it would be remiss of us not to play the sting.

There we go. Picture this. You walk onto a flight. You're walking down the aisle. You're by yourself. You're looking at who you're going to be sat next to. There they are, 43B, and they're hot. Oh, yeah.

I'm on board. Jackpot, right? Mm-hmm. Jackpot. In a respectful and non-creepy way. That's exactly what happened to a woman who was flying from Seattle back to Frankfurt to her home. Sorry, to where?

Frankfurt. Frankfurt. That was right. She's 21. She boarded a 10-hour flight and she was seated in 43A. She got sat next to a really good-looking young guy in his 20s. Yeah. There was conversation.

Yeah. He offered her his blanket. Oh, yeah. He also made really, you know, nice compliments to her. Yeah. She got his first name, not his last name. She is now on the hunt to find this guy, maybe her one true love that she was sat next to for 10 hours on this flight.

She's called the airline. They said that they can't help her. No, they don't give out information. Not that I've tried, but they can't. Private information. She's now gone to Facebook and social media in the search to find This handsome young man Do we have any details about him?

Because I mean we're now talking about this in a different country This is going truly global now It is going truly global What info do you have on this good looking man? So this story doesn't really give out much info Just says he was a young In his twenties About six foot three

Brown haired guy. Oh, that doesn't give us anything. That could be anyone. Have we got the date of the flights from London to Frankfurt or anything like that? I think I do have those details. Nope, I don't. That's okay. That's not the point.

It's a long shot anyway. How good will it be if it comes off firm? Oh, can you imagine if she ends up being reunited with this guy? God, can you imagine if she finds him and he goes... And then he rejects her in person. Yeah, or he goes, hey, look, real awkward. I know I did a lot of flirting on the plane, but I've got a girlfriend. And now she's dumped me.

And now she's dumped me because of your stupid global social media search view. I didn't technically cheat on my girlfriend. I just flirted with you on a plane. And now look what you've done, lady. Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. This has happened to me before.

What? You've met a romantic stranger on a plane? Yes. I reckon I was about 21, so it was a long time ago. And I was flying up to Cairns, which is in Queensland. And I can't remember what it was for. I think I was meeting up to Cairns, which is in Queensland, and I can't remember what it was for. I think I was like meeting up with a friend, but I got sat next to one of the most attractive guys

and we had the best conversation. And this was before Facebook really took off. Mile High Club? No, mate. I don't know. Maybe you did. It was before Facebook. You probably thought you'd never see each other again.

It was a short flight. Anyway, I've regretted it ever since not getting his full name. Yeah. Oh, that's it? There's no happy ending to this? No, that's it. Oh, okay. That is disappointing.

Similar story to hers. I thought it was going to go, and then you'll never guess. I started working at a new radio station and there he was. Nothing like that? No, unfortunately. Right. What a shame. But I want to make this a nice story this afternoon

I want to hear from people on 0800DIALZM Did you meet someone on the plane? Yep Did you meet the love of your life? Yep Did you meet someone you ended up dating? Yep Did you get sat next to the future father of your children

On a flight from Auckland to Invercargill and you bonded over cassava chips. Oh, this is the romance story we want this afternoon. We don't want the stories where you got sat next to Julie and Graham who are the couple travelling around the world. I mean, cute, but not what we're after. Or the guy in the singlet and his armpit hairs are sprouting out. Oh, no.

0800 ZM this afternoon. Dial ZM. Dial ZM. Did you get sat next to the love of your life on a plane? ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. As New Zealand's leading maritime and aviation-based news show, today we bring you aviation-based love stories.

These are cute. There's a girl who has taken a flight. She got sat next to this really strapping young lad. Only got his first name. She's on a global search to find out who it was. She's taken to social media trying to find out who he was. God, you'd go through your phone in the hopes that you took a photo of him or his boarding pass or something.

That's creepy. Well, no, wouldn't you? If you were conducting like a worldwide search for him, I'm trying to think like a detective would think, right? Trying to track down the... Because usually these days you can track someone down. Usually if you really want to, you can find them. The airline could tell her, but they won't.

No. We want to know from you guys on 0800-DIALS-AT-M, when did you meet someone on a plane and it worked out? Rushika. Rushika. Yes, that's me. Do you have a plane love story? Yes, I do.

Me and my husband, that time he was not my husband obviously, we met on a flight from India to New Zealand about 14 years back now, 13 and a half, 14 years back. And yeah, we have been now married for 10 years and we have a tribe together. That is so cool. Did he make moves on you on the plane?

No, no, no, no, no, nothing. We just, just nothing happened on the plane, but like we met on the plane. Did you like swap phone numbers? How did you manage to stay in touch after you got off the plane? Because we were going to the same destination. Wait, Roshkiya, wait, I'm just going to call you Roshi. Did you guys end up hanging out at the destination you were both going to? We were coming to New Zealand, both of us. We were coming to New Zealand and after that, yeah, the conversation started.

Yeah. Amazing. Who would have thought? Who would have thought? Yeah, no. I would have never thought. Okay. Congratulations. That's incredible.

That is a beautiful story. There's an interesting text on the text machine. Yeah. Someone has texted in and they said, I used to be a flight attendant and there was this guy that got on a flight and he was bragging about his girlfriend to all of us crew. He was showing her photo and saying how hot she was. Later on in the flight, I noticed he was flirting with the girl

that was in the row in front of him. They ended up switching seats to sit next to each other, got very cosy under some blankets and made a bathroom trip. Not sure if that one ended in true love though. As a flight attendant, you would see some stuff. You would. I've talked to flight attendants before who are not allowed to speak about it, but they've seen very famous people

on their flights doing very naughty things for people who are very much not their very famous partner. Yeah, part and parcel of the job, discretion, I guess. One last one. Anya, did you find love in an aeroplane place? Correct. Yes, I made my current fiancé on the plane from London to Auckland. And, yeah, I made a move, offer him a chocolate.

Yes, and we've been together since. It's been eight and a half years. That's the big move, aren't you? You just offer them a chocolate and then that's it. Dark ones only. Dark ones only because I don't like them. So it wasn't even a gesture. You just wanted to get rid of the dark chocolate.

That's correct. They do say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. And also, if a lady on a plane was giving me chocolate, I'd probably marry her too. Yeah, 100%. Anya, I want to know when you walked onto the plane, do you remember seeing him and thinking, oh, he's a bit of all right? Well, that's a funny story here because actually,

I fancied the guy who was sitting right next to him. The story's getting worse, I'm digging this. And who was that? Was that one of his mates? No, it was just a guy who totally didn't pay attention to me. Oh, thank God. So you took this next best thing.

I might also just take the other one. Anya, were you on this plane on this specific man-finding mission? Did you have anywhere to go? Or are you on this plane on this specific man-finding mission? Did you have anywhere to go? Or are you just booking long-haul flights so you can meet people? No, actually, I wanted to get away from people.

That's why I chose New Zealand. And I thought that would be a great adventure by myself. That lasted about 14 hours. Is he a Kiwi, that man? Yes, he's a lovely, lovely Kiwi. And you've moved to New Zealand because of him and because of that flight? Yeah, because of New Zealand, because of him, and it's just a beautiful place, and he's the most wonderful person.

Love it. That's a beautiful story. I can just imagine how your guys' convo started, and Anya's like, the exits are here, here, and here. You don't want to know where Brie was pointing. Okay, great story. Thank you, Anya. Thank you, Roshika.

Those are great stories. It does happen. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Time for birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger.

We had three good ones yesterday. What did we get? We had Bon Jovi. U2. And Far East Movement. Yeah, you say three good ones yesterday. What did we get? We had Bon Jovi. U2. Ugh. And Far East Movement. Yeah, you say three good ones.

I say three stinkers. I didn't mind them. I thought they were all good. I thought they were all paru-airs, bro. But I've got high hopes for today. All right, let's rip into it. I love this feature because every day is different. You never know what you're going to get. First person is Anna.

Hi. Hi. What's your birthday, Anna? It's the 12th of March, 1973. Don't laugh. No, we love this. Don't laugh. Say that proudly, please.

1973. There you go. Yes, you were 16 in 1989 on the 12th of March, and this is your birthday banger. I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more. This is your birthday banger. See, because your birthday is in the 70s, you get a rock solid birthday banger like the Proclaimers, 500 miles. It's an anthem.

It is an anthem. It is an anthem, that's for sure. Have we played it? Is it also annoying? Kind of. No, I don't believe we've ever played that. Have we played it? Is it also annoying? Kind of. Um, no, I don't believe we've ever played that. Have we not? No. Okay, alright, that changes the equation even more.

Hi, Danielle. Hi. Danielle, what's your birthday? The 15th of March, 1984. Okay, Danielle, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 15th of March, and back in the year 2000 this was number one. Destiny's Child, Say My Name. Like it, happy, love it, hate it.

It's a pretty good trick. Yeah, it's pretty good. Pretty good song. I mean, Destiny's Child's first hit. One more. Chanel. Chanel got cut off by my fat fingers. I mean Destiny's Child's first hit One more Chanel Chanel got cut off by my fat fingers Bugger Did you hang up on Chanel?

Yeah I pushed two phone lines at once Oh Chanel I've got her birthday You've got it here anyway Okay Chanel I hope you're listening Chanel's birthday was yesterday And you've hung up on her Don't make me feel worse

So 1st of April 1995 So she was 16 in 2011, and this was number one. That's probably a good thing I hung up on her. You leave this song alone. Oh, there's not one person listening right now who's not sick of this song. We've got her back.

Hey, Chanel. Hi. You've got Adele. Hey, Chanel. Hi. You got Adele. Someone like you. What do you reckon? Oh, what a banger. What a banger. Okay.

Well, you should fight for your song because this week, Birthday Banger is sponsored by GrabOne. You can live huge with incredible deals at grabone.co.nz and the winning song, the person who owns that song gets a $50 GrabOne voucher. So who's it going to be?

What are you thinking? Proclaimers 500 Miles. All right. Oh, you're just going to give it to me like that? Yeah, because I'm not, I mean, I love the other two songs, but they are songs that do get played on Friday Jams. Yes, they do get played on Friday Jams. Plus, can you be a bit more positive about the Proclaimers 500 miles?

Yay. Anna, we're going to play your birthday banger. And so you should, guys. Yes, so we should. And we've got a grab one voucher for you as well. Well done. Awesome. Thanks so much.

Here you go, birthday banger ZM. When I wake up, well, I know I'm going to be. I'm going to be the man who wakes up next to you. When I go out, yeah, I know I'm going to be the man who makes up next to you. When I go out, yeah, I know I'm going to be. I'm going to be the man who goes along with you. If I get drunk, well, I know I'm going to be. I'm going to be the man who gets drunk next to you. And if I heaver, yeah, I know I'm going to be.

I'm going to be the man who's feverin' to you But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles Then fall down at your door But I'm walkin' Cause I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you. And when the money comes in for the work I do, I'll pass almost every penny on to you. When I come home, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you.

And if I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who's going over you But I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more It's the need of man, what's a thousand miles to fall down at your door When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you When I go out, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

And when I come home, yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you And when I come home I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk

500 more To be the man Who walks a thousand miles To fall down at your door La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la And I would walk five hundred miles

And I would walk five hundred more Just to see the man who walked a thousand miles 500 miles an hour. We walk 500 more. This is the part we walk a thousand miles. Hold on to the door. ZM, Brianne, Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger from the Proclaimers, this week sponsored by GrabOne. Oh, play their other hit song. Oh, I don't have time. Oh.

Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. The Proclaimers. Oh, no, they do have another song that you probably know from being in pubs and stuff. I'm on me wee. Oh, I love this song. I'm going to eat my words, actually.

From misery to happiness to thee. I'm on my wee. From misery to happiness today. I'm on my way. From misery to happiness today. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. I'm on my way. Oh, you want to alternate. From misery to happiness today. You start.

Oh, no, it's not here. Oh, no, it was. You led me into that. Sorry, my bad. Good, that was fun. We are very quickly becoming New Zealand's number one station for drunken pub rock anthems. Yesterday, Bon Jovi.

Today, The Proclaimers. What are we going to play tomorrow? I'm hoping some Bette Midler. Oh, okay, sure. Nah, I'm just joking. Yesterday, for April Fool's Day, Tinder revealed that, well, they didn't reveal, they pretended that they were implementing height verification.

This was one of the April Fool's jokes that I fully bought. Yeah, me too. I was like, oh, interesting. Well, because it seems like it could be quite usable, right? It seems like a feature that, well, you might appreciate. People tend to lie about their height on these apps. And when I say people, men. Well, an inch or two here or there,

no one's going to be too offended. No. But if you're a foot off, like if you say you're a 6'1 and you're a 5'2, like that's false advertising, baby. No, but is anyone doing that? Are they doing? I don't know.

I'm not out there. You tell me. You're the one on there. Are they doing it? I think if you're 5'9, I reckon people tend to say that they're 6 foot. I thought the verification thing could work

well if it was like crowdsourced. So after you went on a date with someone from Tinder, you then went back to their profile and you reviewed their information and you said, yeah, actually I looked at them while they were standing up and I reckon, yeah, 6 foot. It's about right. Or that's a good idea and then you should also rate the date.

So that's what I've thought of here. And Tinder people, if you're listening, you can have all these ideas at a very fair price. I've got five other verification badges that Tinder could use and you could do that. And it could make for better dating, you know, like let's review each other. Also, it's great to get feedback. Yes. Oh, feedback on your height's not very helpful. No, but like in terms of your dating.

Okay. How about this? Yeah. Should Tinder introduce breath verification? Oh. I would like to know if I had bad breath. Yeah. I'm so paranoid about that one.

And you'd like to know if you were going on a date with someone that had bad breath, right? Because two hours is a long time to sit across from the table from someone whose breath smells like old garlic. Yeah, bad breath is a game changer. Okay, how about another one? Chat verification. Is the chat any good? I do love the bants. Is the chat awkward?

Is the chat a little bit racist? Do you want chat verification? Yeah. Okay. Nothing worse than bad chat on a date. Laugh verification. You know like a real awkward or annoying laugh? Like you go on a date and you're like, oh man, how bad was traffic?

And they're like, yeah, traffic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That could be nerves. Could be nerves. But do you want to know? To be honest, I don't mind. I think any laugh is beautiful. I like people's laughs.

I like it. If you're laughing, good. I'm asking you. You're the one using Tinder. So I will remove laugh verification. Do you want this feature added to Tinder? Would you like animal verification? Oh, yes.

Do you want to know if they are a dog person, a cat person? Would love to know this. If they're anti-dog, do you want to know if they have a dog? Because a lot of people will put a dog in their profile picture for attention, but you want to know if that's their dog. And I will give them that attention. Yeah, but do you want it verified? 100%. Okay.

Is it their dog? Is it as cute in the pictures? Yeah. Last verification that we can offer for Tinder. Would you like size verification? What does that mean oh right do you want to know right how big their ego is any girl that says that they don't is a liar brie and clint the podcast zm promised you a story just before about a man who's been arrested in the nude

by a police officer who was also in the nude. Now, it's happened in Sweden. Is it a real police officer? It's a real police officer, yeah. It was a real off-duty police officer who was arrested, a real criminal who was wanted on drug possession and gun charges and stuff like that. Was it at a naked beach? Wasn't at a naked beach, no.

I'll give you a couple more guesses. You can have two more guesses as to where it went down. Was it at a naked sauna? Wow, you got it in one. Well done. Did I? Yeah. So the cop was off duty having a sauna and he's butt naked

because apparently, by the way, it's considered in those countries unhygienic to wear your swimsuit into the sauna. It's considered more hygienic to go in and put your naked bottom on a wooden seat than it is to wear a pair of shorts. Have you ever seen people that walk around the house naked? If they want to sit on the couch, they have to put down a towel or something? No, when would I have seen that?

I don't know, Megan's house? Oh, Megan, Fletch Warner Megan. Yeah, her parents are naked people. Oh, yeah, not Megan, though. Her and Toyboy, oh, they might be rocking around. They could be. Yeah, well, there's a reason

to go and check her Instagram story. No, no, so there's cops in the sauna, butt naked, off-duty, and he looks across the way and he sees this guy and he's like, oh, my God, you're a wanted criminal. And the weird bit is, according to the story, the criminal was like, oh no,

that's a police officer. And the arrest has gone down. I thought you were going to say the police officer recognised him through questionable, you know, markings or... Because of his donger. Yeah. No, no, no. Because of his face. But he's conducted the arrest in the sauna with no handcuffs.

I was going to say, how? Well, you'd just have to go on goodwill at that stage, wouldn't you? Because not only does he not have handcuffs or a weapon of any kind, imagine how slippery that guy would be. Imagine trying to detain him. You're like, you're under arrest. And he's like, no, I'm not. And he just like runs away.

What an awkward situation. What an awkward situation. What an awkward situation. And what a weird place to be, a naked public sauna. Anyway. Yeah, actually, let's talk about that for a second. Yeah, right. I've been in a sauna before. There's one at the Tepid Baths in Auckland.

But everybody had their clothes on. Like, come on. You can come over to my house and I'll make a sauna and we can. Sorry? What? I was just going to say, sometimes my bathroom becomes a naked sauna. And you want me there because... Well, not you. I'm saying, I'm putting it out there

to the people. Okay, cool. What's your address? I regret this. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood. Live from Hollywood with our man on Clint The podcast Dean McCarthy Live from Hollywood Live from Hollywood With our man on the ground Dean McCarthy

Spy.co.nz Dean, what's happening in the world of Game of Thrones? I know you just love it Here's what's being revealed Today, Game of Thrones You know, it's a very, very popular show, guys Sophie Turner, one of the stars of the show, has revealed that her, you know, co-star Kit Harington

gets paid three times what she gets paid. Usually stars kind of keep it a bit, like, down low in the beginning of their careers, how much they're getting paid, but she's decided to kind of talk about it. She said in the beginning of the series, he had more work, more roles, more lines, but now it's obviously much more

equal and none of us think that that's very fair. So interesting to see how this one plays out. That's kind of the classic story in Hollywood at the moment though, right? That women get paid less for the same jobs. Do we know, did the stars of Friends all get paid the same thing? I think so.

Why do you think that's different? Why do you think that was different? Yeah, that's interesting. Oh, I don't know. Good point. And I'm not disputing that the pay gap exists. I'm just wondering what are the differences? Because Kaylee Kawako from Big Bang Theory,

her and the other two main guys, they've got pay parity as well. So what is it that means that on a TV show like that, you can negotiate to be equal equal but on Game of Thrones, one of the biggest shows in the world, you can't, right? Well, they did shoot in New Zealand, didn't they?

What's going on down there? Alright, don't put this on New Zealand, Dean. Also, sorry to put that on you guys to try and solve the gender pay gap in a three-minute radio break.

Hey, you've got news for us today regarding one of the greatest films of all time, Shawshank Redemption, yeah? Yes. You know, I love these random, artifact, ridiculous money stories. They're always my favourite.

Remember the tree from Shawshank Redemption? Remember the tree? Of course. Shawshank Redemption is pretty much my favourite film. It's where Andy Dufresne buried the... Exactly. Map? Was it the map or the money?

No, it was the like the map. No, it's where Red buried the instructions. No, who got out first? Andy. Who got out? The tree. Andy got out first. Right, yeah, anyway, the tree. Yes. Something was buried at the tree. Something really important. Even though we all love the film, none of us have a clue what

the hell it was. But look, here's the thing. They've now cut down the tree and they've turned the tree into a table and you can buy the table made from the tree for $65,000. It does have little, I know, it has little inserts of like, I think little pictures from the film and stuff like that. So they've kind of, you know, it's not just any old table. You're not going to go to an antique store and be like, this is the Shawshank Redemption tree. No, it really is very clearly, specifically the Shawshank Redemption tree. 65 grand, you'd have to be a big fan. It's no minute.

Or they just could have left the tree. And everyone could have enjoyed it. Oh, that is really depressing. I don't like that story. That's horrible. Why did they cut it down? Was it dying? No, I don't think so. Sorry. No. They just wanted they cut it down? Was it dying? No, I don't think so.

Sorry. No. They just wanted to cut it down. Someone's like, I can get $65,000 for that tree if I cut it down. And that's the way we as people operate. Okay, Dean McCarthy, he's our Hollywood correspondent. He's in LA on the ground and he brings us news every single day. Spire is brought to you by Bonds Intimately.

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