ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – April 2nd 2020

Episode Date: April 2, 2020

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G'day everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast on New Zealand's day 7 of lockdown and day 2 of me shaving my beard off too close. It's coming back very slowly. It's also day 6 of me not wearing a bra, which I'm excited about. Well, good for you, congratulations. Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them off your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low? I sang that to my mum for her 60th birthday and she didn't appreciate it. Do they? She doesn't really have big knockers doesn't she no they're not that big i haven't looked because i respect her i've definitely had a look you know you know what you know when you've seen your mum naked when you were younger yeah do you remember

that yeah do you remember seeing your mum naked yeah it's birds into my written did you see your dad naked yeah both of you who'd you see in the bath who'd you see more naked your mom see your dad naked? Yeah, both in the bath. Who did you see more naked, your mum or your dad? We had a very open door policy when it came to the bathroom. Both? Both, just both, yeah. And it was always weekends when they were relaxing and having a bath and you go in and you're like, Mum, I don't know how to do this.

They're having a bath together? No, shit no. Oh, I was going to say saucy in your household. I've never seen my parents be intimate in any way whatsoever. What about like a kiss? Oh, yeah, a kiss. Like, see, I'm off to work. Yeah.

What about like a tonguey? No, I've never seen a tonguey. No. No? No. What about do they hold hands? No, no. What about like cuddling on the couch?

No, shit no. No, no, no. Really? No, no, no, no, no. What about like cuddling on the couch? No, shit no. Really? No, no, no. Interesting. I feel like a lot of people would probably be like that too. Yeah, you get to that age I think and you're just like, you're over there, I'm over here. You're like, this is just how it is. Respect my space. I don't need to be touching you. Yeah, and can you wipe your bloody skid marks off the

toilet? Did your dad do that? Or your mum? Was it your mum? No, no, shit, no, not mum. I was going to say, Colleen's a classy woman. It wouldn't be her. No, it would never be her. She's all class.

What do we need to say? Oh, by the way, don't be shocked when there's no podcast for two weeks shortly. There'll be one tomorrow, our normal Friday podcast. And then after that, we're on break for two weeks because we have we have to be yeah and to be honest like between you guys and us we'd already had holidays planned at this time it's not like you know we were like nah we're gonna take two weeks off we had uh one week planned and then we kind of have to take another week. So, yeah, we're going to be off for a couple of weeks. Because of COVID. COVID-19.

Go fuck yourself. Yeah, literally. COVID, that is. Go give yourself COVID. Yeah. Our company needs everybody to take some leave so that they can, as the Bee Gees say, stay alive. So that's what we're going to do.

But that's okay. You'll get this podcast and you'll get tomorrow's podcast and then there'll just be a little break And then we'll be back Maybe we should reconvene In the middle of our holidays And do a holiday One day

One time only COVID-19 podcast One person only Just you Okay I'll jump on If Ben's willing to put it up Send your questions

And I'll just answer A bunch of questions I'll get drunk on my own. Anyway, here's the podcast. Enjoy it, everybody. That's a good time. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m.

Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Good afternoon, New Zealand. Welcome to the show, Bree and Clint Guys, how are we? I'm feeling good Like I should Bit of a TikTok reference

Is that all you're going to do? Yeah, I don't know the rest of the lyrics They only have 15 second uploads on TikTok What do you mean? We're playing that whole song on ZM. Are we? Yeah, like 15 times a day at the moment. Oh, there you go. Probably should tune in every now and then. Get off TikTok.

TikTok. Get off TikTok. Get off the TikToks. They're a known laxative. Today on the show, we've got a $550 mobile fuel voucher up for grabs. That's huge. Yeah, I forgot about that. We're playing What's the Plot? If you can take

me down, that means you'll get the $550. Yes, you will. You've got to beat Bree in a movie guessing game and we'll give you a chance to play that before 4 o'clock this afternoon, just before 4 o'clock. What else have we got coming up in the show?

All the Zoomers out there, if you are Zooming in your work meetings at the moment, I have got some terrifying features that they've got inside Zoom that you might not know about. You might not know that these things are there and they could be seriously catching you out at the moment. This is a genuine PSA because so many people are on Zoom at the moment. I feel like it should be out there.

Yeah, I read an article today that talked about how people are hacking into other people's meetings and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not encrypted. Zoom's not encrypted. And so that's the issue. The government are using Zoom and then they're like, what if the Russians

try and get into our meetings? It's like, come on, mate. The Russians are not worried about what Jacinda's talking about. They've got some bigger problems on their hands, I think, everyone around the world. If they're hacking into Jacinda's meetings, it's only to get advice. It's not to try and corrupt our system.

They'll just be dialing in and sitting in the background and going, hmm, how's Jacinda dealing with this pandemic? Let's take a couple of notes and hope that no one knows that we're here. Let's just see. Let's just see. Also, before 345, because that's how we talk in Radioland, I've got a secret that I've been working on behind the scenes.

And it's going to be big. I feel like it's going to go viral. Okay. Viral is not a good word to use at the moment. Yeah, well, we use viral for a lot of words. So I'm going to use it. Nah, it's just not the right timing. We need a new word. Like viral used to be a good word to use at the moment. Yeah, well, we use viral for a lot of words, so I'm going to use it. Nah, it's just not the right timing. We need a new word.

Like, viral used to be a good thing. Now it's like, oh, stay at home. What else can you... What's another word for viral then? You go first. Oh, right. No, we'll brainstorm this off here. Next, though, we're going to have a round of Quarantine Cluedo.

It's our new game where we try and guess what room of your house you're in because none of us can leave. So why don't you give us a call now on 0800DIALS.M and be a contestant

in Quarantine Cluedo. All you have to do is be at your own house or someone's house. You just have to be at a house right now and you can play with us. So the odds are good

for people being at home and we'll take your calls next. 0800DIALS.M Call now to take your calls next. 0800 dial ZM. Call now to play. This is Maroon 5 on ZM. This is Memories. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

No, don't leave. No, don't leave. That's the advice you've got at the moment. Don't leave your house. Because if you do, you can't play Quarantine Cluedo with us. It's our game, which is developed especially for this time of isolation, where we, being Bree and I, will use our detective skills to try and guess which room of the house you're currently shacked up in. That's right.

We'll ask a couple of questions, and then based on that, we'll just have a guess. First person to play Quarantine Cluedo this afternoon is Logan. Hello, Logan. Hello, Logan. Or as we like to call you in this game, Professor Potty Mouth. All right. Professor Potty Mouth, please hold your potty mouth for the duration of this segment.

Can we ask, the room that you are currently in, does it have curtains? No. No, no curtains in the room. Okay. Okay. That's telltale. That is. And based off that question there, Professor Pottymouth,

I want to ask if there were curtains, would they match the carpet? Is there carpet in the room that you're currently in? Yes. There is. Okay. Interesting. A room that has carpet but not curtains So it can't be a bedroom because you can't sleep

No, it can't be a lounge Most lounges have curtains But carpet It could be a lounge It could be a lounge and they just haven't gotten around to it Or it's one of those fancy apartments where it looks better without curtains Maybe there's blinds What else has carpet in it?

Bedrooms, lounge room Jeremy Wells has carpet in it? Bedrooms? Lounge room? Jeremy Wells has carpet in his garage. Yeah, but he's extra AF. Hang on. Are you rich, Logan? Well, I'd like to think I am, but no.

Oh, right. You won't have carpet in your garage? I'm going to say it's his lounge room. Yeah, that kind of feels like the only place it can be. Professor Pottymouth,

are you currently in your lounge room? No. Damn it. Where are you? I'm in the closet. You're in the closet. Yes, you are, Professor Pottymouth.

How is the view in there? Oh, yeah, all I see is great, great wall to my left, great wall to my right. What a beautiful view. Any chance you want to come out of the closet? Oh, that brings up so many references in my mind. Everyone's doing it, Logan. Yeah, no, maybe he doesn't want to do it on the radio.

That's okay, Professor Pottymouth. You stay in the closet as long as you need to. He schooled us. Welcome to Quarantine Cluedo. Trevor, I hadn't even thought about the closet. Hey, Trevor. Neither. Hello.

G'day, Trevor, or as I like to call you, Colonel Colon. Colonel Colon. Okay. I've got a question for you. The room that you're currently in, would you be inclined to lock the door on this room at any time? Never Never, okay Okay, that's a good question

I like that question Colonel Colon, in the room that you're currently in Would you say that you would wear a towel in this room often? Not often Not often. Not often. But that sounds like sometimes, though. From time to time. Which would be a bedroom, but you would lock a bedroom, wouldn't you?

You wear a towel in your bedroom every single day. So that is often. You have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel. Professor Colon. Colonel Colon. Colonel colon. I think that you I'm just going to go for it. I think he's in the

laundry. Okay, let's go laundry. Yeah, you wouldn't lock the laundry, would you? And sometimes you'd be in there in the towel if you were getting something out of the dryer. True. Are you in the laundry? No. Where are you? I'm in the study. In the study?

Damn you. How often do you go in the study in a towel? Not often, but... I could think of a few times. Can you? Not really. No, I didn't think so. Ruth is here. Hi, Ruth.

Hi, Ruth. Hi. Or as I like to call you, Lionel Lick. Lionel Lick. I like it. Better than Lionel Lick. you, Lionel Lick. Lionel Lick. I like it. Better than Lionel Lick. Okay, Lionel Lick, the room that you're currently in, have you ever made love in that room?

Wow. Once. Once. Once. Interesting. I want to hear the story behind that. Lionel Lick, have you ever eaten a bowl of cereal in this room? Oh, I don't think I have actually.

No. All right. Okay, a one-time lovemaking room where she's never eaten cereal. But then she was quite surprised at herself that she hadn't eaten cereal in the room. Yeah, which means it could be the bathroom. Because you go, oh, why haven't I eaten any cereal in the bath before? Or it could be, it could be the kitchen. I think it's the bathroom.

What do you want to go with? Let's go with bathroom. Bathroom. Lionel Lick, are you currently in the bathroom? No, I'm not. Where are you? I'm in my walk-in wardrobe. Oh, I get it. Are you in the closet as well? Hang on, you? I'm in my walk-in wardrobe. Oh, I get it.

And you're in the closet as well. Hang on, you've done it in your walk-in wardrobe? It was loud in the bedroom, all right. It was loud in the bedroom. Lionel Lick, I feel you on that. It's another wall of separation, isn't it? Yeah, right. And the bed gets a bit rocky, you know?

I love you. And depending on your shoe collection, I mean, that's an aphrodisiac for some women as well, just the size of their shoes. And people with a foot fetish as well. God, you must have a big walk-in wardrobe. That is a fairly comprehensive round of quarantine Cluedo, where we managed to locate zero contestants. Did we get none?

None whatsoever. Bree and Clint. Zoomers. locate zero contestants. Did we get none? None whatsoever. Oh. Brie and Clint. Zoomers. Listen up. Not boomers, but zoomers. That's the noun for people who are currently doing all their work over Zoom. Are you a zoomer, Brie? Never heard of it. You've never heard of Zoom? Not until

this whole isolation thing. I don't have a real job. Oh, you know, I'd never heard of it until isolation as well. But then it was like overnight, everyone was like, yeah, catch it in Zoom. I'm like, how does everyone already know what this is? Was it a thing before this? Yeah. It was.

Yeah, but only for business types, I think. So what happened to Skype? Poor little Skype just got kicked to the curb. I don't know how Skype is not the hero of this situation, but it's not. Zoom stocks, they've gone through the roof. Everybody's bloody on it. But what I've got are three Zoom features that you might not be aware of while you're Zooming. And these are quite a big deal as well. Like if you're not aware that these things are going on, you need to be. This isn't like something where you say that there's a camera on your undercarriage and everyone should be wearing

pants. Who would put a camera on their undercarriage and everyone should be wearing pants. Who would put a camera on their undercarriage? No, I'm saying, like, is there, like, some secret camera that Zoom turns on? Oh, right. Well, I'll tell you the things. It's none of those, but you can decide if you think they're that bad.

I'll run through them. Here we go. First one, if you're in a Zoom meeting, did you know that your boss can receive notifications if you leave the Zoom window where the meeting is for more than 30 seconds? Oh, so you can only go to Facebook for like 29 seconds. Yeah. Write something to your friends and then you have to come back. Yeah.

Like if you had found a way of splitting your ear pods and one of them was listening to a Netflix and the other one had the meeting just monitoring away in the background. He'll know if you leave the meeting window for more than 30 seconds. Zoom, what a dibba-dobba. A dibba-dobba. Yeah. Bloody dibba-dobba. Bloody dibba-dobba. Number two, terrifying Zoom feature that you might not be aware of. Because in Zoom, say there's a Zoom meeting between Brie you me

producer Ellie producer Ben Ross Boss and there's quite a few people in there or the big ZM staff meeting that's happening on Zoom tomorrow okay yeah

you can actually private message people in the meeting so you can go to Ellie across the meeting oh my god how boring is this meeting Ross sucks so much and he smells like fish

like if you wanted to you could send that as a private message to Ellie and that's your problem well that's dangerous no but you can how boring is this meeting? Ross sucks so much and he smells like fish. Like if you wanted to, you could send that as a private message to Ellie and that's your prerogative. Well, that's dangerous. No, but you can and no one in the meeting can see it.

But afterwards, when your boss downloads the meeting and puts it into the minutes folder, he gets a transcript of all the private messages that were sent during the work meeting. Oh, again, Zoom.

Bloody dibber-dobber. Bloody dibber-dobber. Bloody dibber-dobber. Yeah, so you think you're quietly bitching away about your workmates to your other workmates through Zoom, but actually a log of the whole thing gets kept forever and sent to your boss. Or it could be sent to the person,

because anyone can download it, could be sent to the person who you were actually talking about. That is so many people's worst nightmare. Yeah, and the third terrifying feature of Zoom that you might not be aware of you were actually talking about. That is so many people's worst nightmare. Yeah. And the third terrifying feature of Zoom that you might not be aware of is if you're using Zoom on a PC, the microphone inside your computer

actually has an air quality feature as well. The reason they put that in there is for safety purposes. So bosses in high risk industries like mining and stuff like that could tell if their staff were safe if they were zooming into them. But now that we're all zooming from home, did you know that that microphone can be used to detect whether you've farted or not?

Oh, no. I'm in trouble. Look at these muffles. And that right there is going to come up on the transcript. Oh, God. Brie and Clint. You know, Brie, in these troubled times, there's something that I find really helps, and that's poetry. Oh, to put you to sleep.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I find it works as well, to be honest. No, no, no, as a vessel for the soul, as a pond to look and reflect upon. And that's why I thought this afternoon it would be good for us to do some haikus. I mean, I love to write poetry. It's a big part of my every day, so I'm on board. Yeah, I'm on board.

It's a way of journaling your feelings. Yeah. I just love to, you know, just love to put pen to paper and just really get the emotions out. Yeah, and I know that about you, so that's good. This afternoon, everybody on The Bree and Clint Show, including our producers, are going to share our isolation haiku. A haiku, of course, is a poem consisting of three lines or phrases

that has five syllables followed by seven syllables and then again five syllables. Can you clarify what a syllable is, please? A syllable is the beats within each word. So word has one syllable, but syllable has three syllables. Just checking because I got it wrong last time. It's okay. Poetry is last time. It's okay. Poetry is about learning. It's also about growing.

Shall I start? Shall I? Yeah, you go. Kick us off. Shall I throw the floor open? Yeah, let's hear it. Okay, here comes my isolation haiku. One week, no pizza

Am I losing weight or mind? Where's all the bog roll? Ooh, let that sink in. Yeah, right. Very good. Namaste. I feel so much better. Actually, namaste is not Japanese, but I mean...

Yeah, that was so not culturally right. Yeah, yeah, konnichiwa. Okay, Bree, it's time for your haiku. Okay, I'll give it a go. Not wearing a bra cannot even drive my car. Damn, I need a bar. It's good. It's good.

You'll be pleased to know you hit the syllables this time. I feel like I did. I need a bar. It's good. It's good. You'll be pleased to know you hit the syllables this time. I feel like I did. I double checked twice, so that's good. Now we cross live to producer Ellie, who's in the poetry booth for her isolation haiku. Hello, Ellie. Hello. I thoroughly enjoyed the rhyming in Bree's haiku.

I thought that was very clever. It was delightful, wasn't it? Is it not meant to rhyme? It doesn't have to. I thought that was very clever. It was delightful, wasn't it? Is it not meant to rhyme? It doesn't have to. I thought it did. There you go. Love it. Alright, here's my one.

Checking the pantry for the ninth time this hour. Farting, because I can. Konnichiwa. Oh yeah, konnichiwa, I thought you said namaste again Can you just hear yours again I'm just going to do a syllable check on you Checking the pantry

for the ninth time this hour farting because I can Now there's controversy as to whether our is two syllables or one syllable. Our. I'm pretty sure it's... Our or our. I think it's our.

Is it our or our? I think it's our. Our. We'll just give it to you. You know what? These are troubled times. We'll just give it to you. Thank you.

And finally, coming to us live from his isolation poetry cave, a.k.a. his house. Producer Ben, konnichiwa. G'day, guys. So culturally diverse on this show. Yeah, thank you. Are you ready for mine? We are ready for yours. Okay.

I am stuck at home. The sunshine is really hot. I want to go out. Nice. Simple, but to the point, which is pretty much what sums Ben up in general. I like bins because it was really deep, you know, like it was really emotional, it was really...

Was it? Yeah. Enjoy your isolation, New Zealand. Look, I mean, we're going through a hard time at the moment. We're all meant to be staying at home in self-isolation, but some people aren't following the rules, Clint. No. And I thought, what can I do to really get the message across

that you can't leave the house, people? Don't leave. Yeah, what can you do and what will you do? What can I do? I'm just a simple radio host. You know, there's a few things at my fingertips and I thought, you know what? I could make a remix. I could turn a popular song, popular pop song, into a COVID-19 related song to get the message across. Okay, music will help. That's a good idea.

Cool. What do you got? Yeah, so I thought, let's use music. And I thought, what's a big song? What's been really vibing in the last six months or so? And I thought, this song from Dua Lipa. Don't show up. Don't come out. Don't start caring about me now. It's an absolute bop. Yeah, it's massive.

Huge. People love that song. And that's when I got onto the computer and I messaged producer Ben, who is a remix whiz, and I said, Ben, these are the lyrics that I think we should leave in. Everything else, apart from obviously the music, the notes and stuff, take it out. Okay.

Get rid of everything else. Okay. These are the lyrics I want left in to get the message across that right now you need to stay home. Okay. Here it is, the Dua Lipa COVID-19 remix. Don't show up. Don't come out.

Don't show up. Don't come out. COVID-19. Walk away. You know how. Don't show up. Don't come out. Don't show up. Don't come out. This is good.

And it pretty much just goes like that for around three minutes. Okay, cool. I'll give a message over to Ross Boss. I reckon this is the version that we're playing now. Do you reckon we should whack it into the lineup? Yeah, yeah. It's got a good message. It's bold.

It's short. People won't forget it. We've got to do this to other songs too. We've got to get Billie Eilish's Everything I Wanted and make it like everything I wanted is already in my house. Yes, exactly. Don't worry. I've got a few more remixes planned up my sleeve, which we will roll out on the show.

Cool, okay. To hopefully just do our bit, you know? Hey, well done, Kia Kaha. Maybe we can get the Prime Minister to walk out to this at her next press conference. She would love it. I feel like she'd be on board. Do a funky little walk.

Isn't it catchy? It's slightly repetitive, but I mean, what music isn't these days, right? Exactly. I mean, that's pretty much music in a nutshell. Time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart.

Debatable. Talented. Athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plotline? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? The biggest prize we've ever had to give away on What's The Plot

just keeps getting bigger because no one's beaten Brie for 11 weeks now. God, that's a good run. I feel like I want to get to 1,000, though. $550 could be yours today, Nicky, if you can take Bree down in this game. Are you the woman for the job? I'll give it a shot. Yeah, great attitude. Good attitude, Nicky.

I like that. Okay, every week we have a theme to What's the Plot. This week, seeing as we're all living isolated but in touch via technology, the theme for What's the Plot is living in a digital world. Digital, digital, digital, digital worlds. A human has been neutralised. Okay.

Take that into your guesses. All right. Your buzzers are your names. It's best of three. Good luck, everybody. First movie plot. In 2035, highly intelligent robots

fill public service positions. Bree. I-Robot. I-Robot is correct. What are you doing? He said they've all been programmed with the three laws, so that means we have 1,000 robots that will not try to protect themselves

if it violates a direct order from a human. And I'm betting one who will. Will Smith and iRobot. Such a good movie. Is it? Is it? Nikki. Nikki.

Don't feel bad then that you didn't get it. Nikki, are these sort of movies your realm of expertise? Oh, certainly not. I robot. Okay, all right. Okay, well, let's keep going and see how you go. You're not out of the game yet. Yeah.

Movie number two. In a violent, near-apocalyptic Detroit, an evil corporation wins a contract from the city government to privatise the police force. Oh, I know this. Bree. Oh. Is it Robocop? Robocop is correct. Yes!

What did you do to me? Thank you, Nicky. I'm so sorry. What did you do to me? What have you done to me? Robocop. Sorry, Nicky. I feel so bad winning now and taking it away from people,

but I also love to win, though. Thanks for playing, Nicky. Nikki. I feel so bad winning now and taking it away from people. Don't be stupid. I also love to win, though. Thanks for playing, Nikki. No worries. Cheers. I've never seen Robocop. It was on the TV the other night. I was like, oh, I've got to watch this. Was that the remake or the original? The original.

Oh, have you seen the remake? The remake's good, too. I didn't know there was a remake. Yeah, it's really good. Right. Okay. Well, there we go. There's some isolation viewing for you, iRobot and Robocop. Congratulations, Bree.

Next week, actually not next week because we're not going to be here, but when we return, we will be playing for $600 of mobile fuel, our show sponsor. Thank you, mobile, for that. It's an amazing prize. Can't wait. Bree and Clint. We are all in self-isolation. I mean, if you haven't heard that, Mobile, for that. It's an amazing prize. Can't wait. Bree and Clint. We are all in self-isolation.

I mean, if you haven't heard that, there's something wrong. But, you know, it's come to light now that people aren't taking it as seriously as others. You know, I think you're either on one scale or the other. Like there's people taking it really serious and then there's people kind of being like, oh, you know, but if I want to pop down and see Jared for an hour, I'm just going to go for a coffee at his house and then I'll come straight home. Yeah, right.

Yeah, I think that's it. I don't think there's – yeah, I think there's three levels. There's that, they're like, oh, it'll be fine. It's just me. It's just me going to this. And then there's the ones who are like, well, I'm going to the beach. I don't care. Yeah, right.

Yeah. There's a situation going down. I saw this on Instagram. It's a situation going down i saw this on instagram it's uh someone i know and they put this up on instagram but it was only to certain people on their instagram yeah so and it was pretty much a story and they'd written on there i need everyone's opinion on this uh and it she writes i probably going to lose a friend over this but one of my flatmates who's also one of my friends wants to leave our bubble.

She wants to leave the flat and go hook up with someone, stay the night there and then come back to our flat. Should I dob her in? Yes. Did you want me to answer? No, that's what she was asking. Yeah, right. Yes, you should.

I mean, when I read it straight away, I was like, I wouldn't be impressed with that. I'd probably dob her in. Well, you either dob them in or you try and convince them that they shouldn't do it. I think that's the better way to do it first. You go, hey, just so you know, what you're doing is wrong. I can't stop you.

In fact, I'm not even meant to touch you at the moment. But, yeah. That's the fight that's going down. She's tried to do that. I can't stop you In fact I'm not even meant to touch you at the moment But yeah That's the fight that's going down She's tried to do that They've had a discussion But the other person's like You can't tell me how to live my life I'm going to go do this

Like I want to do it It's my life I'm going to get out there and play the field If she dobs them in Will her flatmate know straight away that it's her who's done the dobbing? Probably right? If you have a fight with someone about that exact thing and then you get

in trouble, I'm going to say she would. Because if you do it, the police will show up at your house. Yeah, I know. It's going to escalate. I saw on another friend of mine's story that there was like six police cars at her next door neighbour's house because apparently he's been going out and doing a few things and whatever

and they just all turned up at his house. And the police don't want to be doing this shit, by the way. They've got other things to do than checking on you, coming around, seeing if you're following the house rules or not. Like you can make it a lot easier on them right now by not being so stupid. Yeah, they've got bigger problems. And this guy better be bloody hot.

I assume it's a guy that she's going to see. Well, that's what I said. One, getting in trouble with the law. Two, catching coronavirus. And three, causing New Zealand to stay in lockdown even longer. Like, it better be bloody. It better be Jason Momoa or someone you're going to see. Look, let me tell you, no one is that hot or that good in bed to risk all that.

I'm telling you now. Right. He doesn't exist. And if they are, they'll still be there in three weeks. Yeah, exactly. Like this is the one time, like genuinely, this is the one time when you don't need to be paranoid that they're hooking up with someone else

because they physically can't. Literally. Literally. And you can't be done for being, you know, holding anything back because you're like, I can't leave the house. Yeah. You're just going to have to talk to me for three weeks.

I want to know from people on 0800DIALZM, have you done this? Have you actually dobbed someone in? And why did you dob them in? How did you find out they were breaking the rules? And what happened? The government had 14,000 dobs in the first week of the website being open. Wow. Yeah, yeah.

Kiwis are keen to dob. The other side of that is there were 14,000 people to dob on, which is upsetting. Yeah. But, I mean, some of them might just be nosy neighbours, and you might have just been going to the supermarket. It might have been nothing. But, yeah, there's definitely people out there who have dobbed.

It's whether they're willing to call us and share that with us on the show this afternoon. Yeah, are you willing to call? We want to hear from you. Or you can text us on 9696. Have you dobbed anyone in? Let us know the details. Bree and Clint. Have you done some dibber-dobbering?

Have you dobbed someone in? Come on, call us up. 0800-DIALS-AT-M. Dob yourself in. Dob yourself in for Come on. Call us up. 0800 dials at M. Dob yourself in. Dob yourself in for dobbing. For dobbing. There's a situation I saw on Instagram. A person I know was getting advice from her Instagram followers

where she was asking a flatmate of hers said that she wanted to go out, meet up with a guy, stay over at his house for a night and then come back to the flat. She was like, no, I'm not impressed with that. That's breaking our isolation bubble. That don't impress on me much. No. Should I dob her in?

Yeah. But it's hard because they're friends. Do you know if she did dob her in? Well, I'm not sure because it's only been, I think, yesterday that she put it up. So I'm not sure if she's dobbed her in or not. Yeah, right. That's going to be interesting if she decides to. Yeah, I know. Like if the police don't take her to or not. Yeah, right. That's going to be interesting if she decides to. Yeah, I know.

Like if the police don't take her to prison, which they won't, it'll just be a fine, she still has to live in the flat with that person for the next three weeks. That sucks, doesn't it? How awkward is that dynamic going to be? And they'll hate each other then. They'll hate each other.

Yeah, it's terrible. And you can't get any space from each other because the other one will dob on you for leaving. Anyway, we've asked if you've done some dobbing, and AJ has. Hi, AJ. Hi, AJ. How are you doing?

Good, how are you? Oh, you're not bad. Have you done the dobbing? I have a couple of times now. Who'd you dob on? Well, there were some random strangers, and I'm an essential worker, put it that way, and I was heading to the gas station to fill my company car up,

and on my way there, there were three guys on the corner, no social distancing whatsoever, and I noticed another guy sort of about 100 metres down the road in the middle of the main street with two boxes of beer. And then when I was returning after filling the car up, all four of them were down there enjoying the festivities. Because I've got vulnerable people at home and I'm an essential worker and I don't really want to be out there,

that just sort of wound me up. So I just rang triple one because I don't have a phone number to ring. Yeah, I get it. Right. So do you reckon that they went and picked them up or find them? Do you know or you don't know? Both times they haven't followed up with me as to what they have done. I hope they have.

They were grateful that I did ring up though. Is 111 the number to call? Did they tell you or did they want you to be calling 10-5? They said 10-5. But as far as I'm concerned, it's life and death, mate. That virus kills people.

It is life and death. And also you've got to... Oh, we're on your side, AJ. Yeah, you've got to think about the sacrifices that people are making too. It's not just the health side of it. People are losing their jobs. My wife's company closed today because of this thing,

and all of those people have just lost their jobs. And if we don't get through this four-week thing, and we haven't tackled it by then because a bunch of stupid eggs have gone out for a party on the corner, then it was all for nothing. People aren't thinking about this thing. It makes it longer and longer. So if you don't abide by the rules now, then this period gets longer. More people lose their jobs.

More people get sick. And we need to take it seriously now. Good on you, AJ. We're on your side, mate. You're a great New Zealander. Thank you, mate. Cheers. Hey, just on the note of that girl that wants to sneak out,

the other option is she could just go and stay in his bubble. Change bubbles. Yeah, well, that's very true, but I don't think they know each other, AJ. I think this will be the first time they meet each other if you get my drift. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. One of those quite bright jobbies. Yeah.

Exactly right, AJ. Zara's here. Zara, did you do some dobbing or have you been dobbed on Um no but If people don't stick to it The jail time will be worth it for me What do you mean the jail time will be worth it Um I've got one more

Week of an 11 month home detention sentence So my sentence has technically Now been extended You'd be a pro at this Do you have any tips that you want to give anyone? Because you've been doing it for the last 11 months, technically.

Renovations. We're in the process of stripping and redoing two bedrooms again. Yeah. Puzzles. Pull out all Nana and Papa's

old puzzles and just smash them out. Yeah. And don't bother cleaning every second of the day for parents. Do it once a day. Do it once a day.

Because making me through cares. Yeah, right. That's good advice. Yeah, just let a day. Because making me a soup is. Yeah, right. That's good advice. Yeah, just let it go. Right. And lots of coffee. Lots of coffee. That's so interesting, Zara.

And what a turn of events for you that you're right at the end, and then now it's been extended because of all this. Heaps of people joked to me when it started coming out. They're like, oh, we're going to go on lockdown. And I'm like, no, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. And now it has. And I literally have we're going to go on lockdown. And I'm like, no, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. And now it has.

And I literally have six weeks left to go. And the only place I can go when I get off is the supermarket, which I'm actually terrified to go in because I've not stepped foot in one in 11 months. You'll love it. Supermarkets, they'll be a riot for you. Just quickly, did you go to prison? No. I was going to say, can you tell people what prison's like to deter them from going out and breaking down?

Like, can you give us a scary prison story? Yeah, scare them. Yeah, okay. That's Zara, live from home detention. That's so interesting. And finally, Ruben's here. Hey, Ruben. Hi, Ruben.

Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. You're considering dobbing in your neighbour? Yeah, I'll be thinking about dobbing some of my neighbours and their cars keep on stopping and changing every other day. Wait, are we talking, Ruben, like different cars? Yeah, different cars. So like people turning up to their house and coming over and stuff?

Yep. Oh, that's annoying. Just go for it. What have you got to lose? They won't know. It's like when that anonymous neighbour calls noise control, which normally everybody hates that person. You don't know which one it is.

At the moment, you'll be anonymous and you'll actually be doing your country a service, Ruben. So why don't you do it, man? Why don't you dub them in? Yeah, no, I think I will straight after the phone call. I think AJ's speech really motivated me to dub in anyone that I see. Yeah, it is literally saving people's lives rather than, you know, a noise control complaint.

You know, you're just turning the music down a bit. Can you call us back, Ruben, and let us know if you do decide to dob them in and what happens? Okay, sweet as. Yeah, no, I'll let you guys know. Cool. Sounds good. If there's a time when there's heaps of sirens outside your house and it sounds really dramatic, we'd love a call at that time too.

Even better. There you go. We're a country of dobbers, it seems, and at the moment we're fine with that. That's a good thing to do. So well done, New Zealand. Kia ora. I'm Simon Pound, and I host Business is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but.

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Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, if you ever thought you want to know what was top in the charts on your 16th, well, that's what we do here at Birthday Banger, and we do three peoples, and then we'll pick the best song to play in full. Dion's here to play first.

Hi, Dion. Hi. Hey, guys. How are you? Good. How are you? Good, thanks. How's your lockdown?

Oh, pretty good. Just sunshining. We've got plenty of supplies, so, yeah, can are you? Good. How are you? Good, thanks. How's your lockdown? Oh, pretty good. Just sun shining. We've got plenty of supplies, so, yeah, can't complain. Good. What's the most elaborate thing you've cooked so far, Dionne? Oh, nothing too elaborate. Just real basic. Stir-fried mac and cheese.

That's okay. Give us your birthday. First of the 4th of 72. All right. You were 16 in 1988 on the 1st of April. And this was Top of the Chart. He was just here. He was one of the last concerts that happened in New Zealand before lockdown.

Rick Astley. Rick Astley. Rick Astley and Never Gonna Give You Up. That's a good one, Dion. It's really good. Love it. Yeah, you ready to get Rick rolled this afternoon? That's a good option. Let's go with Sally.

Hi, Sally. Hi, Sally. Hi. How are you? Good. That's good to hear. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?

25th of February, 1997. All right. You were 16 in your birthday? 25th of February, 1997. All right. You were 16 in 2013 on the 25th of February. And in 2013, this had a number one hit. Bauer. Did you do this? Did you do the Harlem Shake when you were 16? Guilty, yep.

Yeah, guilty. Yeah, guilty. Yeah, we all did it. It was an internet craze. None of us had good cameras back then either, but we just, you know, we did our best. Everyone got involved anyway. Yeah, we did our best. It's a good birthday, Banga Sally.

Are you happy with it? Yeah, it could be worse. Yeah, it's not too bad. I don't mind it. One more for Gazza. G'day, Gaz. Gazza. G'day, Gaz. Gazza. G'day, Gaz.

How are you? Good. How are you, Gaz? Good, good, good. Thank you. Where are you locked down in New Zealand? Wellington, Potirua. Ah, Potirua.

P-Town. Lovely. Yeah. Nice. What's your birthday, Gaz? We'll do your birthday banger. 10th of December, 1980. All right.

You were 16 in 1996 on the 10th of December. And Gaz, this is your birthday banger. Yes, Gaz. Oh, yeah, Gaz. I knew you were a girl power man. That song has got you ridden all over it, Gaz. That's huge, that song. Come on. You've got you ridden all over it, Gaz. That's huge, that song.

Come on. You've got to admit. You like it? Yep. Yeah, he does. Gaz, he's like, yep. Okay, we've got three really good options. We've got Rick Astley, The Spice Girls or The Harlem Shake.

Oh, I have to give it to my girls. Oh. Got to give it to my girls. Got to give it to Rick Astley. To the Spice Girls. I agree with you. Let's do it. Gaz, you just won birthday banger, mate.

Congratulations. Cool. Thank you. Well done. Oh, yeah. This is it right here. Graeme Clint, your birthday banger for Thursday afternoon. Zed him. I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to really, really, really want to zig a zig. Thursday afternoon. See you then. Together we could be just fine I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

Don't tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna Really, really, really wanna take a take on If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my plans Make it last forever Friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover

You have got to give Taking it too easy But that's the way it is Oh, I should think about that, now you know how I feel Say you could handle my love, are you for real? I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try If you really bug me, then I'll say goodbye. Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. Don't tell me what you want, what you really, really want.

I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to really, really, really want to say, say, say, say. If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Making love's forever, friendship never ends. If you want to be my lover You have cast it in You've got to take it, it's too easy But that's the way it is So here's a story from A to Z You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully

We got M in the place who likes it in your face You got G like MC who likes it on her Easy for you, doesn't come for free She's a real lady And ask for me, how you'll sleep Stomp your body down and whine, it's all slave Stomp your body down and wine it's all around Stomp your body down and wine it's all around If you wanna be my lover

You gotta get with my friends Making love's forever Friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover You have got to give Taking is too easy But that's the way it is If you wanna be my lover You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta Ziddy and Bree and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Bangers Day from the Spice Girls. ZM Bree and Clint.

That's the winner of Birthday Banger's Day from the Spice Girls. Iconic. Iconic. That's good. God, that is still an absolute tune. For Gazza and Porirua. Do you think he turned that one up in his isolation chamber? Knowing Gaz like we do, I think he absolutely broke it down to that.

Yeah, I reckon he did that thing where you grab the bottom of your T-shirt and you pull it up and you put it through the neck bit of your T-shirt and then you pull it in. So it looks like you're wearing a boob tube. Yep, he would have been all over that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. An absolute rash. Yeah, very good.

Every day we do Birthday Banger. It used to be at 5.30 in the old world. In the old times. And now it's at 4.30 because we've decided that knock-off time in New Zealand is now 4 o'clock because hey, you deserve it. It's what you deserve. Bree and Clint. Have you seen

the clip that's going viral of Samuel L. Jackson at the moment? No, what's he done? So obviously he's known for his children's books, which contain F words in them. Yeah, we've got one for Tui. Yeah, it's so cool. I've gone in there before and Lucy's reading her nursery rhyme.

I'm like, oh, what a sweet tender moment. And then you hear Lucy go, so go the F to sleep. It's such a good idea. He's so funny. And he's done a version of that but he's kind of changed the word slightly to relate to the situation that's going on. Take a listen.

So here I am, in Jackson, imploring you, keep your ass at home. If you want things to get back to normal, don't panic. Just use your dome. Wash your hands. Stop touching your face.

And stay the f*** at home. Very good. Very good. Very good. It's essentially he's reading, you know, bedtime stories to the nation. Yeah, with his own effing twist in there. It's great. I know.

It's perfect. So you and I thought, who could do that for our show that's kind of like a motherly figure that could, you know, talk some sense into people. With a soothing voice. Yeah, with a lovely soothing voice that could just read a bit of a bedtime story. And we thought my mum, Mama Di, could be that person for our show. No one better. Now, I'm about to bring her on, but before I do, what do we need to know? Okay, so she can't hear this right now, but so when we bring her on,

I'm going to send her the bedtime story that we want her to read. What she doesn't know is that it's actually a paragraph from Fifty Shades of Grey. Perfect. Let's bring her on. Mama Di, good afternoon. Hi, guys. How are you going? We're going great, thank you, but we need your help this afternoon.

Yeah. Oh, do you? Oh, I hope I can help. We were thinking, Mum, because, you know, a lot of celebrities out there are reading bedtime stories to people and they're just posting it online so you can kind of press play and fall asleep to something soothing. And we thought you could be that person on our show where you could read a bit of a bedtime story to New Zealand.

Oh, really? Yeah. I'd love to do that. I hope I can bring some kind of comfort to somebody, even one person. I think you're going to do that. So what's going to happen, Mum? I've sent you a text right now to your phone. You should have got it already.

So what I want you to do, I want you to put your phone on speaker. Oh, okay. We didn't think this through, Clint. That's okay. No, one step at a time. You know the speaker button? Okay. Speaker.

Yeah. Now you should be able to push the home button and go to your text messages. Okay. Yeah. Now don't pre-read it. Just please, when you're ready, read us the bedtime story that Bree has texted you. Okay. Here we go.

Before I know it, he's got both of my hands. What? And he's got a slight grip above my head. My goodness. And he's pinning me to the wall using his lips. Oh, Brianna. Is this a bedtime story? Mum, keep going.

The nation is counting on you. Yeah, it is a bedtime story. There's a bit involved. Keep going. Oh, my. His other hand grabs my hair and yanks it down. Oh. Bring out up.

Bringing my face up and he's lifting on mine. Oh. Oh. My tongue. Tender the sleeve. Straight teeth. His what? He's enjoying.

Oh, no, not his loins. He's enjoying. He's in a slow, erotic dance. Oh, there we go. We are doing a bedtime story. I think that's it. I think that's all we needed to get us over the hump. I love how you've picked a bedtime story from Fifty Shades of Grey.

Is that from Fifty Shades of Grey? Which book? Don't pretend you don't know. Don't pretend. Bree and Clint. Out. Yeah, don't go out. Jump on House Party and talk to your friends.

That's what we're all doing, right? It blew up. I feel like it blew up last week and all of a sudden everybody had it and everybody had like 300 notifications an hour from the app House Party. Did you find the same thing? Yeah, so many notifications. They need to cool their jets a bit. Calm down, House Party.

I know you're there. It's like being at a real house party with just things flying at you. Yeah, right? You don't know where to look. You've got to find a nice quiet corner and pat the dog. If you don't have it and you don't know what it is, it's a video chat app where you and your friends can all jump in a chat, but other people can jump into your chat as well.

Like a house party, randoms can walk into the party unless you lock the door of the party. Yeah, I wasn't a fan of that feature. Yeah, it's kind of fun though. Like I saw one, a friend of mine was on it and his friend of a friend was Jeremy Wells and Jeremy Wells just jumped into their house party. Okay, well then I'm a fan of it. Right, you never know who's going to show up.

There have been some rumours going around though that house party is causing people's phone to get hacked things like spotify um their netflix and also people rumors there was internet banking has been getting hacked as well yeah you heard about this stuff brie yeah this has been going around for a couple of days i've seen people uh commenting saying this happened to me like heaps of people commenting on it, saying that they believe, yeah, it's all to do with this house party app. Forbes, the magazine people who do the Rich List, have conducted an investigation into it, and they have said that there is nothing of concern with the app. But it still doesn't change the fact that some people think

that they're getting hacked. Like there's someone here who works at ZM who has a friend who believes that when they got the app, their internet banking got hacked for $800. And so they're trying to figure out the association between those two things. It might not be there, but people keep associating it with House Party, right?

Yeah, I mean, that person there could have just mistaken the panic buying that they went and bought all that alcohol for. And then they were like, I bet it's that house party app, damn it. So house party have commented on this, but before we say that, you said you've actually gone ahead and deleted the app. I thought you were quite enjoying it. Yeah, I mean, to be honest, I wasn't using it all that much.

I kind of got on the bandwagon the first night and then was on it for hours and maybe the second night a little bit and then I kind of haven't used it. Yeah, right. And I just saw all these stories and I'm someone who's like very like aware of that stuff. Like I never sign in with like, you should never sign in with your Facebook or your Instagram and stuff like that because that's how they can get a lot of your details. And I just thought I'm just going to delete it. Yeah, right. I know what you mean about signing in with Facebook, but then signing in with your Gmail is just as bad, if not worse, because your Gmail is your Google account,

which has all your credit card info and everything inside it from all your online shopping. So anyway, you're right. Logging in with anything is an issue and everything is a big data grab these days. This is what the house party people have tweeted out. They're saying that it's total BS. And this is a tweet that came from them. They said, we're investigating indications that the recent hacking rumors were spread by a paid commercial smear campaign to harm House Party. They're saying that someone else out there who

didn't want to see this app succeed has been spreading rumours about the hacking so that people will delete the app. And it's working because people are deleting the app. Yeah. They said, we're offering a $1 million bounty for the first individual to prove such sabotage has been happening and you can email your proof to this email address. Isn't that some big deal stuff?

One million dollars. They really are raking it in off this app, aren't they? Well, that's the other thing, right? They've blown up so fast that they're on track to be the next Snapchat. And so, especially in the time of... Well, for the next four weeks anyway. Yeah, well, that's the other bit.

We might all jump off it straight after that. But yeah. So the official word is, no, it's not hacking you. But if you want to be wary. I did read though, and this might be wrong or right, I don't know. But apparently, yeah, they came out and said that on their end, no, the information hasn't been leaked,

but they couldn't confirm or deny whether they'd been compromised. Right. But then I just, I read that on someone else's page. Who knows if that's real or not? I'm not sure. I have no idea. My main issue with House Party is I can't figure out how to open the app and not have people see that I'm there.

Like, I just want to go in and have a little look and maybe update my profile picture. But as soon as I go on, about 10 people jump in a house party with me and they're like, hey, what's going on? And I'm like, dude, I'm not in the mood for a house party. Like, I'm not looking my best. An invisibility cloak will sort that out. Invisibility cloak would sort that out, yeah. Yeah, there's one on Trade Me I saw the other day.

Right, okay, I'll look into that. It's only like $200. Thanks for the tip. Bree and Clint. Do you need more Netflix shows? Of course you do. Everybody needs more Netflix shows or just more shows in general at the moment to watch. Brie and I have both tucked into Tiger King.

That's well underway. Everyone knows about Tiger King now, right? Yeah, that's well on its way. It's ranked number one trending things to watch on Netflix at the moment in New Zealand. But what else? What's down in the archives that we could maybe throw up for people to watch?

This is not in the archives. This is brand new, the idea that I've got that you should watch. And it's not going to be out for a couple of weeks yet. It comes out on the 19th of April. But have you ever watched those ESPN sports docos, the 30 for 30s that they do? Yes. They're amazing, right?

They do the best sports docos of anybody in the world. They've teamed up with Netflix, ESPN have, and they're doing a doco all about Michael Jordan's last season with the Chicago Bulls. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. So it's his final championship season and it's called The Last Dance. It's going to be a 10-part documentary series.

Here's a little bit from the trailer. What time is it? Game time! My mentality was to go out and win at any cost. Jordan is the most talented player in the NBA by far. We created an image that people want to live up to. I think that's all you can hope for. The reason I think I like the idea of this doco series

is because I don't actually know anything about basketball. I was going to say, you're not a basketball fan. No, I'm not. No, not at all. But this doco, from what I've seen in the trailer, it looks like it sort of encapsulates the hype and the reason that so many people are obsessed with that sport. Because I don't really get it. But it looks at these guys as like cult figures

and it looks at Scottie Pippen and it's got Dennis Rodman in the documentary as well and Shaq's in there through the 90s. And it's got like footage of like Michael Jordan getting out of like a brand new Ferrari that he used to drive. And he's enormous. And it's like a clown car and you see these enormous basketball legs come out of this black Ferrari. Yeah. It looks really good. They were like gods back in the 90s, those men. Yeah, they were. And I think if you've ever lived in America,

everyone just talks about it like it's just the greatest thing ever, the NBA. Like, they just obsess with it. This doco was meant to be released during the final series of the NBA this year. But because the NBA has been cancelled, they've brought it forward and they've gone, well, you might as well just have it now. So it's going to go on Netflix. Yeah, just watch it now. Yeah, it comes out on April 19.

That's Michael Jordan and The Last Dance. That's my Netflix suggestion for you. I've got one for you. I actually talked about this story on the show, I think, last year, and the story is quite incredible. It's a true story that follows three different brothers, which they're all identical triplets, so they all look exactly alike, but they were actually separated at birth for a psychological experiment.

So when their mum gave birth to them, pretty much she gave them up for adoption to take part in this experiment where they put them in all different lives and different situations. And then they would take like data from them throughout their life and it's interesting because two of them two of the boys actually end up meeting by coincidence uh because they go to the same college yeah and people kept getting confused and they would keep they kept calling one of them by the other guy's name and then they were like who is this guy that people keep confusing me for and they didn't know they were brothers they didn't know they were like, who is this guy that people keep confusing me for? And they didn't know they were brothers. They didn't know they were identical brothers or triplets even

and then they finally ended up meeting that way and it's a doco series about that. What's it called? It is called Three Identical Strangers. Oh, yes, I've seen it. It's fantastic. Yeah, very good. Yeah.

And that comes out on Netflix today, I'm pretty sure. Right, there you go. Good. Well, there's something you can tuck into tonight and some you can get soon as well. Thanks, guys. What a great bunch of recommendations. We really appreciate it.

Oh, wait, we're thinking ourselves. Bree and Clint. We ask you to tell us what the best song is. We ask you to do some work for once. You know, come on. I know you're working from home. Yeah, what do you guys bring to the table? You're not really working.

And I've seen you. You're doing five minutes of Zooming and then 55 minutes of TikTok. I know how your work from home schedule works. I wasn't born yesterday, okay? It's not stupid. So now you can come to the party and you can tell us the songs that we're going to play for this segment. Right, Bree?

Yeah, we've taken your text suggestions and this is what we've got from today. Are we going to play for our morale-boosting request today, the thong song? I mean, I don't think a thong is very lifting at all. But as a song, is this the right mood booster for us today, Bree, from Cisco? Depends who's wearing it, Clint.

I still don't see how it can lift anything. Oh, it can lift some stuff. Can it? Yeah, it can raise some things. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you mean. Oh, yeah, right. Okay, I'm into it.

Is it the Proclaimers? Don't. And if you do, do it in a one kilometre radius around your house so you stay local. Just do that 1km track 500 times.

Yeah, not the best message at the moment, is it? No, not particularly. Is today's motivational request from Jojo, Leave, Get Out. Again, a terrible message in the current climate, but a hell of a song, you know? I love that song from her. She had two really big ones.

What was her other one? Do you remember it? Yeah, I can definitely song from her. She had two really big ones. What was her other one? Do you remember it? Yeah, I can definitely figure it out. Jojo. What was her other big track that she had? Too Little Too Late. Oh, Too Little Too Late. Was it Too Little Too Late?

That was the song, yep. Yeah. You know it's just a little too late. As our today's morale boosting request Yulvas, what does the fox say? Your fur is red, so beautiful Like an angel in disguise But if you meet

Wait, where's the good bit? Where's the Here it comes, might be the drop What does the fox say? Here it comes. Might be the drop. What a horrific song. I kind of appreciate it. I don't mind it. Or is today's morale boosting request... I don't know where these requests...

I appreciate how deep people are digging. Is today's morale boosting request I don't know where these requests I appreciate how deep people are digging Is today's morale boosting request Walking in Memphis That is such a great song Yeah A song about a place we might never be able to visit Ever again Alright Morbid place we might never be able to visit ever again.

All right, morbid. Well, we might not. This might be the new normal. We might be staying in New Zealand for the rest of our lives. So which of those is the right song for us to play? Is it The Proclaimers? Is it Sisqó? Is it Jojo?

Is it Yelvis? Which I'll just canvas by saying we don't actually have the Yelvis song. Is it? Not even in the system. No, it's been deleted. Interesting. We only have a snippet of it that I played before. Or is it The Proclaimers, I Will Walk 500 Miles?

I feel like I want to get rid of The Proclaimers first. Yeah, we can get rid of The Proclaimers. That's fine. I mean, we're not going to play What Does the Fox Say? Because we don't have it. Because we don't have it. No, that's fine. I mean, we're not going to play What Does the Fox Say because we don't have it. Because we don't have it. No, that's gone. So we're left with Cisco.

We're left with Cisco, the thong song. Walking in Memphis. And Jojo. It's Jojo for me. That's my pick. So long as you guys promise me not to take the song literally, we can do Jojo.

Unless you're ridding someone out of your life, then, I mean, you know, you can do that. Yeah, you can do that, I guess, yeah. You need them to get out and leave. Here's your morale boosting request New Zealand. me for it. I never thought that anyone could make me feel this way. Now that you're here, boy, all I want is just a chance to say hey! Get out

right now. It's the end of you and me. It's too late now. I can't wait for you to be gone. Cause I know about her And I wonder how I brought all the lies You said that you would treat me right

But you was just a waste of time Tell me why you're looking so confused When I'm the one who didn't know the truth How could you ever be so cold To go behind my back and call my friend boy you must have gone and bumped your head because you left a number on your phone maybe i'm the one to blame Do you think that you could be someone? Well, I didn't work out that way Get out, leave right now

It's the end of you and me It's too late now I can't wait for you to be gone Cause I don't know about her And I wonder how I bought all the lies I said that you would treat me right But you was just a waste of time I wanted you right here with me

But I have no choice You gotta leave Because my heart is breaking With every word I'm saying Oh, I gave up everything I had On something that just wouldn't last But I refuse to cry No tears will fall from these eyes

Eyes Oh Oh Get out Get out of me right now It's the end of you and me It's too late, I can't wait for you to be gone Cause I know about her, and I wonder how I want all of your lies

Said that you would treat me right, but you was just a waste of time Get out, right now, it's the end of you and me Bye. Zidian Bree and Clint That's today's morale boosting request from Jojo It's called Leave Get Out Have you Sorry What Hey

I said to you don't take her song Literally Leave Get Out And she's actually the same thought as me Did you know that she's done a updated COVID-19 version of that song, Bree? Yeah, she posted it on TikTok, I think about a week ago now. Yeah, right. This is Jojo's message using that song to you right now. I never thought Corona could be such a nasty bitch.

But now that she's here, boy, all I want is for you to use common sense stay in right now do it for humanity I'm dead ass about that but we will survive so you don't learn how to cook now and practice good hygiene I know you're bored and want to fuck around But not only That was not in the original. Thanks, thanks, thanks Jojo. That's the second F-bomb you've let go on our show Clint Only two Only two, that's pretty good Odds

Two in almost three years is not bad Yeah, that's good Look it's a, we're in quarantine right And it's Jojo's, it's Jojo's frickin' fault anyway Don't blame me Oh well don't you go using language now Go fund yourself Jeez, I can't believe she just did that.

I really should have listened to that first. I'm literally just streaming it out of my laptop. Bree and Clint. I love how creative people are getting being in self-isolation. Like, obviously, you know, you can interact with your neighbours from a distance. And there's a guy in Wales who decided to hold his own bingo night for everyone in his neighbourhood, Clint.

I love this. So essentially he put a speaker and stuff out on his balcony and then they would play a game of bingo from everyone's balconies in their houses. That's genius. What a good guy. I know. What a good guy. And they had prizes, the whole thing.

And I thought, I live in an apartment building. I can see my neighbours. There's heaps of people in apartments above me and below me. I thought maybe I could give it a go. Yeah, right, okay. I've actually got a clip here of the guy in Wales. Do you want to hear that first for a bit of inspiration? Yeah, let's hear what he did.

Okay, cool. So this is his one. I can't hear you. Are we all ready? Yeah. Okay, right. Without this is his one. I can't hear you. Are we all ready? Yeah. Okay, right. Without further ado, dirty name,

33. Oh, come on. Congratulations, you have won a bar of dev soup. Brilliant. Brilliant, okay. And people were clearly

into it as well. So they love it. You're onto a good thing here. I like it, Brie. I think that's a good idea. I'm just making my way through my apartment. I'm just going to go outside here on the balcony. Hold on.

Okay. I'm now just moving outside. I know your place too. It looks into a whole heap of other apartments. You're on the third floor of like a four-story building, right? Yeah. So it looks over at everyone else. Yeah.

So I'm looking at everyone else. There's a few people home. All right, ready? Let's give this a go. Neighbours, lend me your ears. Bingo night this evening. Who's king? Shut up, you dickhead.

Okay. Okay, I don't. That's real. Can you please tell that person he's also won a bar of Dove soap? Oh, my God, that's so funny. I found this on the internet, and it was an Aussie story, which, I mean, I don't know how much you, Clint, know about the AFL, the Australian Football League, but they're in big trouble at the moment,

like any other sporting team. And obviously everyone's doing it tough. But what's going on in the AFL at the moment is that obviously people have bought their season passes and there's a lot of real diehard fans to a lot of clubs for the AFL. So all these people have bought their season passes and they've come back and they've said that the season will not be back until at least May 31st at the earliest. Yeah.

Like that's the absolute earliest. Yeah. So obviously you miss out on a bunch of games that you've already prepaid for afl's aussie rules hey yeah aussie rules and uh there was an interview that was happening on channel nine and it was between a guy called tony jones who's like a news reporter and a guy called eddie mcguire he's the guy that hosts millionaire hot seat you might have seen him on the tv yeah yeah, yeah. I know who he is. He's also the Collingwood President, which is one of the AFL clubs, a big AFL club, actually.

And they were talking about whether or not they were going to pretty much refund people who had already bought season passes. Take a listen. You're not listening to me, Tony. You're trying to get a headline. No, no, no, no, no. No, mate. I'm not trying to get a headline, Eddie. I'm trying to get an answer. Take a listen. pocket too. Anyway, you're nice and... Don't line me up with a smart-ass last line, okay? This is desperate stakes and don't try and make a headline. I'm not trying to make a headline, Eddie. Wow, they sound like two

mature blokes. Yeah, they just had a... Having a real helpful conversation in a time of crisis. Yeah, just a real, you know, adult conversation about what should be done. What do you think should be done? Should the members get their money back? I think that as a member of the Collingwood Australian Rules Football Club,

you should just take this opportunity to cut your losses, write off whatever money you've put down on your team for the year and just write it off. So that's gone. And then take this opportunity to reinvest your time into a real sport. You know? A sport that the rest of the world plays, that people actually understand the rules of, and

something that's going to take you forward in the future. You know, a sport that has a World Cup, perhaps. Ah, yes. Soccer. Zedding, Spree and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards. Easy.

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