ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – April 30th 2019

Episode Date: April 30, 2019

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Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Do we want to share our good news from today, by the way? What was the good news? We're from this morning. This morning. Yeah, we can share that with the podcast listeners. We got nominated for a radio award. Two radio awards.

The show's been nominated for two radio awards. So, if you're not in the radio world, they do this big kind of schmoozy kind of awards thing once a year where you can get nominated for stuff. I think that was pretty self-explanatory. Oh, right. Like, so if you don't understand the concept of awards. It's kind of like an awards ceremony like the TV people have, but this one's for ugly people.

There you go. That's a good way to explain it. So they don't broadcast it on TV. Yeah, it's like the Vodafone New Zealand Music Awards, but for people who can't sing. Yes. Yeah. Exactly.

It was cool for us because how long have we been doing it now? I think, what? Nine months? Nine months-ish. God, we'd be nearly ready to give birth to something. We got nominated for Best Afternoon Show. Which is huge. And one of our babies got nominated for an award, the Bisexualer.

So that got nominated for, yeah, Best Promotion. Best Promotion is one of the categories that you can win. Which, to be honest, because you weren't here this morning when they were announcing it. No. You were doing stuff at home. But when they announced it, producer Ellie and I looked at each other and we teared up about that one.

Did you? Yeah. Oh, you're so lame. No, come on. No, I'm kidding. That one was pretty special. So that one is up against, because to get nominated is one thing.

We haven't won an award. No. We've been nominated. We're just happy to be here. To be honest, we're happy to be here. And having been to the radio awards before, God, it's cool that bit where you walk into the room when you're nominated. We're just happy to be here. To be honest, we're happy to be here. And having been to the Radio Awards before, God, it's cool that bit where you walk into the room when you're nominated. And then you can't remember walking

out ever. Yeah. Well, yeah, it doesn't really matter from there. The Bisexual if it's going to be named the best radio promotion of the last 12 months has to beat. Quite cool. ZM's Secret Sound. Yeah, which is a huge promotion to come up against. And what is the other one?

It's Jingle Bail. Oh, yes. The Maury Finn one where they raise money. That's another very- Which is very cool, too. That was a very good cause as well. The reason I like the bisexual are so much and the reason why we did it- The person or the promo?

The promo. Cool, cool, cool. The promo. And if you don't know what it is, it's where we literally got someone who's bisexual and then we made them date boys and girls. Yeah. Pretty much. We didn't make them.

No, well, they wanted to. Gave them the opportunity to. They kind of wanted to, yeah. And yeah, I just think in the current climate, that was such a cool promotion to do. We flipped the bachelor idea on its head and tried- We wanted to give a bit of visibility to you know the bisexual community yeah but then there were gay people in there as well which is like pretty much it gave a bit of visibility and a platform for all different walks of sexuality not all but a lot

but a lot more than that are getting now right yeah yeah Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, that was our good news. And I thought, well, hey, why don't we share some good news? And that is our good news. God, did we just. We've just rambled it on about ourselves. We tooted our own horn. And if you want to hear more about us, then here's the podcast. Zing. Let's go.

Now let me see you dance. Zing. Brie and Clint Ah, kia ora everybody I guess What's wrong? Well I thought you were my friend I am your friend I thought you had my back

I do have your back I thought friends looked out for each other I do look out for you So how come you let me go and get a passport photo taken 15 minutes ago And you didn't tell me that I had a giant pimple in the middle of my forehead. Holy hell. Oh my God. Hey, I wish I could tell you it's not bad,

but it ain't good. It looks like I have a third eye. It looks, honestly, it's right in the centre, right in between my eyes, right in the centre there. And it looks like I'm some kind of psychic. It honestly is one of the biggest pimples I've seen for a while. Yeah. Yeah.

Thanks, mate. And you go, oh, it's just a photo. Don't worry about it. I know that. I know it's just a photo. They've just changed the rules with passports. They now last for 10 years. That's my passport photo for the next decade.

Mate, can I just say I'm really sorry? And also, Clint, I'm sorry to you as well. Sorry, I was talking to your pimple. Yeah, thanks a lot. Thanks a lot. Ellie, you're our digital producer. How's your Photoshop? Can you Photoshop out a pimple for me?

Like, can we get... She could, but this is way more fun to leave it. Are you allowed to Photoshop a passport photo? Can we put that on our Instagram story? Can I just say, in fairness, you should see my new passport photo. I had mine updated a couple of months ago. I'm so hungover that I look, to be honest, look like an old woman. Look at it in full screen mode.

Looks like a tattoo. It's not even in the middle, so it's off centre. I know. I know, okay? Anyway, like I said, I thought we were friends and I thought friends had each other's backs,

but obviously not. Next time you come out of the toilet and you've got a little bit of toilet paper on your shoe, guess who's not telling you. You know what does have a back is that pimple, because it's huge. Today on the show, we'll give you a chance to go to Brisbane

for the Magic Weekend. You can play Battle of the Sixes with us at 4.30. Plus, you can get in the draw for ZM's World Tour at 4 o'clock this afternoon. You know what else could get in the draw? That pimple. Yeah, my pimple. Yeah, I know. These jokes would have been great if you'd told them before I went and got the passport

photo. Oh. What a good day. Bree and Clint. ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. This is for anyone who's in the market or maybe in the market to buy an apartment in the next couple of years.

Okay. Because I think I have found the ultimate place to buy. Fantastic. Unfortunately, it's not in New Zealand. Not so fantastic. But, you know, you never know. Maybe you want to move to Canada. Oh, it's not in New Zealand. Not so fantastic. But, you know, you never know. Maybe you want to move to Canada. Oh, Canada.

I mean, I'd like... No, I don't mind Canada. Canada would be good. You'll never see your family, though. Yeah. You know, there's those countries that you move to and you're like, it'll be fine. I'll come back for birthdays and stuff.

You won't. It's too far. It costs too much. With this deal that this luxury condo development is offering up, maybe the whole family will move. Okay. So there is this place over in Canada, in Vancouver,

who are selling a bunch of condos and they're putting this offer on the table that when you buy one, so there's 116 condos for sale. What's a condo? So it's kind of like the American or Canadian word for... I think it's an apartment that's all one level. Oh, okay. I think.

Short for condominium. That's fine. Let's just assume it's an apartment. It's an apartment. It's an apartment. Yeah, it's an apartment. It's an apartment. So they're about 400...

They range from about 400,000 to about 500,000. So pretty standard. That's kind of standard for an Auckland apartment. In fact, it's a little bit cheap. Standard one bedroom or you can get a three bedroom or two bedroom. Anyway, they're saying that if you purchase one of these apartments, you will also get a year's worth of smashed avo. What?

From who? Look at producer Ellie. She's loving that deal. No, because she bought it straight away. So you're a sucker. She was like, oh, you take my money. So here's my Kiwi's avo. Let's go.

From who? From who? So from the place. What? From the people who build apartments. They're going to also supply you with smashed avocado. I don't know exactly know how it works. Because there's smashed avocado and then there's smashed avocado.

So I have done the math. So this has all come from because it's when an Aussie billionaire or millionaire, I think, an Aussie millionaire, his name was Tim, he said in an interview in 2017 that the reason all of us millennials can't purchase homes is because we're- We spend all our money on smashed avo. Exactly. We're buying smashed avo. Exactly. We're buying smashed avo.

So it's come from that, obviously, and he said that smashed avo cost about $19, which, I mean- It does in some places. It is around that. It does at the cafe across the road from here. So I did the math. So if you're buying an apartment, a year's worth of avo on toast at $19 a day will give you about $7,000. And all you have to do is lay out a cool $400,000 for the apartment.

Or, see, it's all about a good deal and you've got to market it again to Ellie because this is the person we're trying to sell it to. She's our millennial. She's the one and she doesn't have an apartment at the moment. She needs one. Send it to her. Ellie, if you spend $407,000 on smashed avocado, you'll get a free apartment.

Oh, I see what you've said there. You've changed the thinking. Now I'm not so convinced. Stop messing with me. All I know is I get free smashed avo for a year. Yeah, no, that's mean. It's good, eh? Yeah, it's good.

I'm going to buy one. They got me. I'm going to buy one. Might buy two. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. This time yesterday I asked an important question of you, Bree. Where's the venute?

Yeah, it's a good question. 24 hours later, I pose the same question to you. Where is the venute? Yeah, it's a good question. 24 hours later, I pose the same question to you. Where is the Venute? I still don't bloody know. Your car, your responsibility. Producer Ben and I have had a few discussions with no outcome. You mean the head of transport, Producer Ben? Yes, the head of transport for the Venute.

He's failed you, by the way, and I'm not telling you what to do, but he should be demoted. I can't believe he'd be so reckless with something so precious. If you don't know, the Venute is the half van, half ute that you purchase with your own money for three grand that we then drove last week from Auckland to Wellington. It was the Venute Tour 1. We've got great plans of doing the Venute Tour 2

where we take the Venute down the South Island, right? Yeah, so maybe producer Ben, head of transport, has got something against the South Island, doesn't want us to go there with the Venute. I have heard that, actually. He loves the Blues. He's a big Auckland supporter. Definitely wasn't born in Christchurch,

definitely hates the Crusaders. It's okay because, unlike him, I've done some research. Right. And I have actually managed to locate the venute. Thank God. It was dropped at the wharf in Wellington with Gay Abandon last week on Thursday. The producers drove it there. They said, we're here to see Gareth or someone.

And the guy goes, don't know who that is. And so they just left it with the keys in it on the wharf. Miraculously. You left the keys in it. You guys left the keys in it, didn't know who that is. And so they just left it with the keys in it on the wharf. Miraculously. You left the keys in it. You guys left the keys in it, didn't you? Yeah, we had to. They said, oh, well, how are we going to move it? I was like, oh, great point.

Here's the keys. Did you know this person? So you left our baby with a stranger who said, leave the keys in it. It'll be fine. I'll take care of it. High vis. He's got the high vis on.

Oh, because that makes him reputable. Like I said, I have managed to locate the Venute. Would you like an update? I don't know. Is it good news? Would you care for an update? Is it good news? An email has arrived from the Car Distribution Group. Good morning, Clint. The Venute

has arrived and is available for collection in Auckland. Ding, ding, ding. It's made it. Oh, producers, don't act like you knew where it was the whole time. Look at them. They're like, we knew. No, you didn't. If you could let us know when you will likely be in to collect it,

we will get it jump-started as the battery is now flat. Why is the battery flat? I don't know, producers. Why is the battery flat? I actually don't know. You know what this is the equivalent flat? I don't know, producers. Why is the battery flat? I actually don't know. It's a game. You know what this is the equivalent of? What?

This is the equivalent of putting our child, our show child, onto a boat without food and water, and now it's gotten to Auckland and the child is nearly dead. Technically, they didn't even put it on the boat. They just left it at the water. No, that's true. Technically, you left a child unattended with someone you didn't know. It's okay.

Like I said, I've located the venute. Now, the question is, let us know when you'd like to collect it. My question for you, Bree, is when would you like to collect your venute? I'm pretty busy, actually. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Looking forward to this Friday's Fridayoke When you and I take on Mario Let Me Love You I'm definitely not looking forward to that

I was practising last night Yeah And my flatmate told me to shut up Right, okay Well that's okay You've still got time If you want to hear how my practice has been going Just a little teaser for you

Oh, as if I've just stripped going, just a little teaser for you. Oh, as if. I've just stripped it back, a little acoustic number for you. You know, just brought it back to... This is rough, okay? Don't judge it yet. Some little trills there. Pigs fly. Yeah. And like I said, that's rough. Sorry, Iills there. Pigs fly. Yeah. Like I said, that's rough.

Sorry. I'm so embarrassed. It's just rough. You'll hear the finished product on Friday. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Speaking of great singers,

hi, Dean McCarthy, live from Hollywood. Hello, Dean. Hello. Mariah, is that you? Hey. Mariah, is that you? Did we call Mariah to Ariana? Have you taken Dean's phone?

You've got some news for us today about Idris Elba and the very, very high-profile people who weren't able to make his wedding. Oh, my goodness. This is so fabulous. This is when you know you've made it. When Harry and Meghan were invited to his wedding and couldn't go. I didn't realise this. Idris Elba is actually a good friend with the prince and princess.

He attended their wedding and actually, apparently, he DJed at one of the parties. It's like a rumour that they say. God, he's cool. Meghan and Harry, he's so cool. Yeah. Why is he so cool? I don't understand. But here, he's cool. Meghan and Harry, he's so cool. Yeah. Why is he so cool? I don't understand. But here's what's cool.

Hard climbing like a tree, The second best thing from them. Yeah. Yeah, it does. He basically invited them to his wedding, but of course, she is giving birth any day now.

So what happened? They sent a gift instead, a $12,000 piece of artwork. Now, if you've seen it online, I think it's hideous. I wouldn't pay $12 for it. You couldn't pay me $12 for it. But look, $12,000 is a very famous artist. It's been sent to them as a wedding gift.

And yeah, next best thing if they can't go, $12,000 worth of presents. When your grandma is the queen and she lives in Buckingham Palace and you have to miss a wedding, you just go into the lounge and take something off the wall. That's how it works. Honestly, they've got hundreds of years of artefacts in there.

They could have just grabbed Queen Victoria's G-string and stuck it in an envelope, you know. They've got it in space, but still very cool. And yeah, he's a very cool guy, Idris Elba, and I'm very jealous of his whole life. Harry and Meghan were invited to my wedding and they couldn't come either. So there you go.

I'm as cool as Idris Elba now. You get it, mate? Clint. Harry and Meghan were invited to my wedding and they couldn't come either. So there you go. I'm as cool as Idris Elba now. You get anything? Clint's Harry and Meghan were from Rotorua. Yeah. Different couple. And I also had a DJ at my wedding. I had to DJ my own wedding. Thank you very much.

It was cool. It was a real good time. Hey, Dean, also, what's happening with Madonna? Because she's still relevant. Okay. Wow. You need to be doing this job. This is your gig.

So let me tell you, okay, this week I will be crossing to you guys from the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, okay? Now, it's a big show. Mariah's getting the Icon Award. Everyone's going. I think Cardi B's got the most nominations. But Madonna is performing. Now, let me set the scene for you.

She is putting in $5 million of her own money, okay, for the performance. Now, very unheard of. Artists don't normally do that. Okay, Beyonce's Coachella cost a million bucks, so that gives you a bit of a context. What? Wow. Seven minutes, five million bucks, it will have a hologram and CGI. I don't know how, who they get a hologram. There's a few rumours.

People are like, will it be Michael Jackson? Will she have a hologram of Michael Jackson? I don't know. Is she paying for someone to come back from the dead and they've frozen them and she's paying for the... She's spending the $5 million on a time machine so that she can perform as Madonna

from the 90s. No, that's mean. Wait, she bought the DeLorean. I'm so keen to see a $5 million seven minute show. You'd have to think

no matter what. I mean, she better turn into Optimus Prime during this show but she's got to be good. For $5 million it better be good. It better have like

phoenixes coming out of the stage or something. She's going to hook up with Britney, Christina, Ariana. Pete Davidson. She's going to hook up with them all. It's going to be like a bed on stage and it's just going to go down. I'll be there.

Dean will be involved. She'll hook up with Dean McCarthy. Perfect. That is Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent, live from Hollywood. Looking forward to that. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Yesterday at five o'clock, we emptied out your handbag live on the radio. That was a fun time. Have you cleaned it out since then? No. Really? Hey, what if I need that one sock? Yeah.

Or, you know, that book about why you shouldn't name your son Clint. I still don't know why you have that book. Yeah, I'll tell you later. Or that pair of Spanx. Yes. I might need'll tell you later. Or that pair of Spanx. Yes. I might need it. Well, it's that pair of Spanx that I want to talk about.

Do you still have them there? Are they in the handbag? No, I took them out because I was embarrassed. See, the one thing that I do need, you've taken out. See, and this is why we never take stuff out of our handbag. You were embarrassed about the Spanx. You didn't want me to find them, and you didn't want me to talk about them on the radio.

And I said, girl, don't be like that. I support you with your Spanx. You wear spanks you wear what makes you live your true self yeah girl whatever it takes to make you look like you i'm into it and let's do it i'm with you sister to the point that i said out loud i still think a great business opportunity is man spanks i think it's a missed opportunity that people aren't taking that uh men would wear spanks if they're on offer too they don't even know the benefits of too. They don't even know the benefits of them. Mate, you don't even know the pain. Of wearing them?

Yes. Are they uncomfortable? Because they look like they'd be comfortable. Are you joking? Ellie, as the other woman on the show, I bet she's worn Spanx before. And what do you feel about the comfortability of Spanx? Wedgies. And honestly, you can't eat anything when you're wearing them.

No. If you're wearing the high-waisted ones, you feel sick. Yeah, but if I was wearing them, would they make me look ripped? That's the thing. No. Would they give me that upside-down triangle look that guys are looking for? No, they do the opposite. I imagine they grab me here and they just go.

And all the fat bits at the bottom, they get pushed up into my chest and I look like a big ripped guy. They make you look smooth. That's what they do. Smooth? Yes. I'll take smooth because I've done some investigations and stopped the business plan if you're looking at doing it.

The Spanx Company of America make man Spanx. And I've found them. They're available in New Zealand. You can order them here. So there's two pairs. I wonder how many of those they're selling. There's two pairs you can get for men. There's a slim waist boxer brief

Which is basically just a high-waisted pair of boxes Well, they're lifting something in that photo That's a $48 pair of men's undies Yeah And then you can get That's pretty cheap for Spanx, to be honest You can get a Spanx t-shirt to go with it too And it holds your man

I don't have man boobies at the moment But I might in the future Pulls your man boobies down as well. So... And I'm guessing you'd wear that under a suit. Yeah. I guess you could wear it under anything you want. Under a business shirt.

Yeah. Underneath some active wear if you want to look like you've been to the gym. Trust me. Put on a Spanx shirt. That would be death wearing Spanx to go exercise. I'm just saying maybe it's an area that Kiwi males haven't looked into.

Maybe you're a lady and you want to buy them for your man. I mean, that'd be a horrible thing to suggest to him, but you could. So for around $100, you could get a whole men's Spanx outfit. And I'm thinking about doing it. I'm thinking about using the company credit card.

Would this be eligible as a show purchase, Ellie? Hold on. Could I put these on the company credit card? Probably. I'm going to let you do it just so I can see you in them. We already let you wear yoga pants but my favourite thing out of this whole chat is someone on the text machine

has texted in and they said man Spanx sounds like the name of Clint's adult film tape. ZM Spree and Clint the podcast. Smell that? What's that? Smells like breaking news. Oh, my God.

You do have a nose for it. I do have a nose for the news. And we cross live now to Pete Davidson's love life where he has broken up with Kate Beckinsale. The relationship has only lasted a few months and sad times for Pete Davidson. I thought they were forever. Me too.

I mean, if they can't make it, like I said, how are we meant to think we can? I thought a 20-something-year-old man, 25-year-old man, who was rebounding with a 45-year-old, very high-profile actress. I mean, I thought they were both in a great place. I thought it was rooted in true love. And I'm shocked. I'm devastated.

The make-out session that they had at the hockey game, that said love to me. It did, yeah. It didn't say rebound at all. Those photos of her dragging him out of bars late at night to get in their Uber when he was absolutely steamed and she looked more like his mum picking him up. I mean, that to me.

White picket fence, is it? Yeah, that said forever. It said to me that he was ready to commit. It did. You know, it's actually her that has broken it off. She has said. Again, I am shook. Oh, my God.

I can't believe it. You will be surprised at what the reason was. He got another Ariana Grande tattoo? No, but apparently that's kind of involved. She said she has never dated someone, even though she is uber famous as well. She's never dated someone where she said their relationship has gotten so much attention.

Okay, this is cynical, but do you think that he is more famous than her at the moment and it was a bit of an issue? Yes. Yeah. Well, she said just people are all over him all the time. Like people are, you know, writing about... Was she in the shadows?

Well, no, that's not what her issue was. No? Well, you don't know. You haven't asked her. She said she didn't like it because it put a lot of pressure on the relationship. Ah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you get that know. You haven't asked her. She said she didn't like it because it put a lot of pressure on the relationship. Ah, okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, you get that when you are dating someone who's 20 years younger than you and has also been dating the biggest musician in the world. Was engaged to marry, I should say. You're going to get a bit of heat. Pete Davidson has been photographed coming out of a McDonald's after the breakup where he was said to have purchased $400 worth of McDonald's. Attaboy.

Well done. I mean, just goes to show that, you know, they're just like us and they eat their feelings as well. They just have a bit more money. Yeah. That's good from him. I don't know what you would get for $400. Everything on the menu.

Yeah, you could get one of everything on the menu probably. I hope that he's sharing that with friends because that makes the grieving process a bit nicer, doesn't it? Yeah, you know, it's better to grieve and eat your feelings with friends. Absolutely it is. But eating your feelings is a real thing. We all do it.

A hundred percent. If you're in that situation and you have been more recently than I have. Yes. Okay, thanks for bringing it up. In fact, I think almost exactly 12 months to the day. Oh, great. Hey, guys, let's all talk about, you know, what happened

because that really makes me feel good. No, we don't need to delve into it, but we do need to know what did you eat when you were eating your feelings? Everything. But what? I know your Uber Eats account got an absolute thrashing. It got thrashed.

That was the only thing that was getting... Yeah. I probably wouldn't have said that. Is there a type of food, like an ethnicity, something, some region of food that you gravitate towards? Pasta. Pasta. Pizza, pasta.

Pizza and pasta. Give it all. Give me the carbs. Give all the carbs to me. Because not only do they make you feel good inside, the crusts work as good tissues. Exactly. Really good.

0800 Dial ZM, our question for you this afternoon is, what do you eat when you're eating your feelings? What's your sadness food? Let's create a really sad menu. Yeah, let's create like a, we're going to countdown in our pyjamas with our slippers on and puffy eyes. Haven't washed our hair in a week.

What are we buying? What's going to make us feel better or heaps worse? We just don't even care at this stage, alright? 0800 dial ZM or text us on 9696. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I can't believe I'm saying this. I thought it was the forever relationship that we were after,

but Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale are no longer. They've broken up. And I'm shooketh. Look, I know. I was. I'm slowly coming to terms with it. Like, it's hard because we were so personally invested in the relationship of Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale.

They were like the cam and jewels of Married at First Sight. Yeah, you know, they were our forever couple. They were the ones we knew were going to last. They were our Tiger Woods and what was his wife's name? That was a bad example. Well, Pete Davidson has been photographed coming out of McDonald's where apparently he purchased $400 worth of food. And I mean, he's just like you and I, mate.

We've all done it. We've all eaten our feelings. What's your go-to meal of choice? Mine is so basic. And I never used to be like this. Vodka. Me too. Or no, probably beer if we're asking what that is.

But it's chocolate. Like just non-stop chocolate. Chocolate. By the block. You know you're feeling bad when you don't eat it by the square, you eat it by the row? And instead you're going, I've had one piece of chocolate. You go, well, I've only had one row of chocolate.

I've had another row of chocolate. You know it's really bad when you don't even eat per row. You just bite into it. Bite the block? Oh, $800. Our question for you this afternoon is, what do you eat when you eat your feelings? Hi, Dave.

Hi, Dave. Hi, Dave. Hey, guys. What's your go-to meal of choice? I'm a custard square guy. Oh, yeah. How good's a custard square? You had a Den Heath's custard square before, Dave? No.

Oh. You haven't lived. Straight out of Timaru, they are the finest custard square you can get. We had custard pies or custard tarts at that event we went to last night. Listen to Dave. Oh, yeah. Dave, did you know that also...

My mouth water. Not to add insult to injury, like I know you're already upset when you're eating this custard square. Did you know that a custard square is one of the highest harbors for bacteria you can find? Why would you do that to Dave? He's already going through a hard time. A bad custard square can kill you. Did you know that?

I apologise for this, Dave. I'm smashing a dozen. Oh, no. Dave, are you all right? Sounds all right. You'll get through it. I'm sad. I'm sad.

Off to the bakery. I thought he said I'm bad. I'm a bad boy. Rachel's on the $800 at him. Hey, Rach. Hi, Rach. Hey. What's your go-to meal of choice after a breakup?

So going shopping and snapping all the vegetables and healthy food that I'm putting in my trolley and then taking it all out and putting chocolate in because what am I going to do with a pumpkin? So wait. So wait. You take photos of healthy food and what, you're posting that on? Post it on your Snapchat story so everyone can see how great you're doing. Yeah. Like you're getting your revenge body with this pumpkin.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And then you leave the trolley in the middle of the aisle and go to the chocolate aisle. Exactly. I like that tactic, Rachel. Yeah, that's good. That's smart.

Because then your ex sees it as well and they're like, Well, that's the point, I think. Oh, they're doing good. Exactly. Stephanie's here. Hey, Steph. Hi, Steph. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, I think. Oh, they're doing good. Exactly. Stephanie's here. Hey, Steph. Hi, Steph. Hi, guys.

How's it going? Good, thank you. What's your go-to meal when you're eating your feelings? I love a cream-filled donut, you know, like the bread with a little bit of jam on the top and cream all through the middle. With powdered sugar on it. But I'm super, oh, hell yeah. Yeah. But I'm super lactose intolerant.

All right. Hey, Steph. I feel you. But are you like me and you eat it anyway? Yeah, Peck and Save does a four-pack, and I have been known to smash a four-pack on my own. And you know what? At that time, because you are lactose intolerant, probably good that you're staying indoors, right? RIP, Stephanie's flatmates.

ZM's Brie and Clint the podcast. Brie and Clint's Battle of the Sexes. No, you're not listening to a podcast from 1995 where radio stations played Battle of the Sexes. We've brought it back, baby, because they've got a great prize.

We have a trip for you and a mate to Brisbane, four nights accommodation and a full three-day pass to attend the NRL Magic Round, where all 16 NRL teams will be playing eight games across four days. Oh, yeah. Give it to me. I love some NRL. You just need to be the last person standing at the end of this week.

Exactly right. And you need to take down the carryover champ, Luke. Hi, Luke. Welcome back. Good afternoon. How are you? Ready to play? I'm ready.

I've got a vested interest in you because if you take it out, I get to come with you. But if Emma, you can win it, then Bree's going to go with you. Come on, Emma. You got this. Hi there. Let's do it, Emma. Okay, here we go. Three questions, each best of three at the end of it.

You can start with Emma's question first, Brie. All right, Emma. If you didn't hear yesterday, all of your questions have a male answer. All right? Okay. All right, here's your first question. It's a sport-based question. Who is the captain of the All Blacks?

Kieran Reid. Kieran Reid's correct. Oh, she's got it. You're on the board. Nice work. Straight over to you, Luke. Your sport-based question. Who is the...

Remember, all your answers are female. Who is the captain of the Football Ferns? Oh, Football Ferns. Ooh. I mean... I'm going to have to give you the... Not part. Oh, I was going to have to give you I was going to have to give you

the timer that's fine if you're going to pass on this one the answer is Ely Ely Riley Clint even had the answer and he nearly got it wrong

I was doing the Riley but on the first one that's where I got confused that's fine you go to Emma she can take a commanding two point lead here

Emma here we go your second question is entertainment-based. Tell us who is the artist of this track. I'm solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, solo. We're going to need your answer, Emma. Clean Bandit? Clean Bandit is not an answer that anyone thought you would give for that song. It was Jason Derulo.

It was Jason Derulo. Luke, you can bring it back here, mate. You can level it up at one all going into the last question. Here's your song. Who is the female artist singing this song. I've just given you the piano keys because that's the most iconic bit. Who's that, Luke? Katie Tunstall?

Katie Tunstall is incorrect. Hey, not a bad guess from Luke, though. The correct answer was Vanessa Carlton. We're still at one point to Emma, and there's one question to go. Emma, if you get this question, you win. We don't even have to ask Luke his last question. All right. This is the wild card question for you, Emma.

Here it comes. Which singer features on the new Taylor Swift single, Me. I'm going to have to give you the timer. Three seconds. Alan Walker? No. Incorrect. It is not.

It is Brendan Urie from Panic! at the Disco. Here you go, Luke. You're still in it, mate. You need this answer, okay? Your question is, who sings the hit single currently playing on ZM, Bad Guy? Billie Eilish.

Billie Eilish is absolutely correct. It's levelling up. We're going to tie break. Okay. Okay, here's how this one works. Your buzzer is your name. Buzz in if you think you know the answer to this question. If you get it right, you win the game.

If you get it wrong, the other person wins by default. Here's the question. Good luck, everybody. Here we go. How many males versus females are in the band S Club 7? Luke. Luke. Luke is in.

I'm going to go. There is three females and two males. Luke, that's five. The band's called S Club 7. That means it's Emma's. Well done, Emma. Luke, yeah. He's Emma's. Well done, Emma. Luke, yeah. He's so confident.

We've got to say goodbye to Luke and Emma. You'll be back, our carryover champ, to play again tomorrow. If you can hold on to the end of the week, then you're off to Brisbane. Well done. Awesome. Luke, don't go empty-handed, though, mate. We have a Vodafone Warriors jersey and tickets to a Vodafone Warriors home game for you as well. Unlucky, mate.

You're never coming back from that one, though. S Club fight. Oh, there we go. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. The biggest movie in the world at the moment is Avengers Endgame. It's the final one. Yeah, it's the last movie in the whole thing. Yeah.

You haven't seen it yet. And yesterday during the show, someone text us a spoiler with exactly how Avengers Endgame finishes. I wasn't impressed. And I just think, you know what, people that do that, it's a shitty thing to do. It is a shitty thing to do. Not cool.

And I said to you, I'm not impressed. And I had this idea where I was like, I feel like I want to get that number from the text machine and I want to call them and spoil something for them. Bit of karma. We banked on everybody in the world is watching Game of Thrones at the

moment. Yeah. So we came up with a fake Game of Thrones spoiler. Not a real one because we don't have a real one but in the hopes that we could trick this person into thinking we know what happens and we could make them think that we've spoiled Game of Thrones for them. Exactly.

So earlier today, we've got this number from the text machine and we've tried to call them and spoil Game of Thrones for them, but it backfired on us massively. It didn't go perfect. Yeah, take a listen. Hello.

Hello, who's that? Are you on a talk show? It's Bree from Bree and Clint. Clint's here as well. Hi. Hi. What was your name? That's Mohammed.

I listen to your show every day. Yeah. Well, we figured that because this is really exciting for you. So we do this thing every week. I don't know if you know this, Mohammed, but we pick out random numbers who've texted in the show and at random we give out random prizes. The biggest prize we've got this week is actually to do with Game of Thrones.

Are you a big Game of Thrones fan? Nah, not at all. Aren't you? Nope. What are you watching at the moment that you're a big fan of? Actually, I was watching one of the ones yesterday. There was like about this dive thing

people trying to get at four or five dead people and all that. Actually, that's a real documentary, yeah. Did you know at the end of that documentary everyone dies? No. The people who died were taken out because their bodies were, like, lying there for about a few weeks.

Yeah, but did you know that actually one of those people come back to life? Oh, yeah. It must be Jesus. Did you know they're at the end of the David Attenborough documentary that you're watching, The World Ends? Did you also know that David Attenborough. Oh, my God, The World Ends. David Attenborough, in that documentary, he dies as well.

Oh, my God. Don't give out spoilers, Muhammad. It's not cool, Muhammad. We saw your tics yesterday about Avengers Endgame, and it's not cool, all right, mate? Don't be a dick, Muhammad. Who's your favourite actor or actress? Channing Tatum.

Channing Tatum. Channing Tatum. Here's a spoiler. Here's a spoiler. He's actually gay. No, he's not. And I know he's getting married. He already did.

He dies in Magic Mike 3. He does. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's called Magic Mike 3, coming out of the closet and getting hit by a bus. I don't think that's going to come out. But a good actor would be Chris Hemsworth. That's got to be Men in Black 3 that's coming out. Guess what happens in Men in Black 3?

Yeah, Chris Hemsworth dies in the end because he's going to kill people. Damn you, Mohammed! Hey, look, you outfoxed us. Do us a favour. Don't spoil anything

for us for at least the next month, okay? There's a lot of stuff Can we have a truce, Mohammed? Can we call a truce? Yeah. That's a no! I'm hanging up

on you now, Mohammed. Goodbye. Alrighty. Bye. He's a no. I'm hanging up on you now, Muhammad. Goodbye. Alrighty. Bye. He's unbeatable. Jamie! He's like the Thanos of radio listeners. Wait, does Chris Hemsworth actually die in Men in Black 3?

It's not even out yet. How would he know? I don't know. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would, she's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta-fame game.

Great game where we try and guess how many followers celebrities have on Instagram. You can play along in the card too. Yes, this is the world we live in now, people. Today, we're playing on behalf of two people because there's a chance to win some JBL live voice assistant headphones. These are cool. They've got Alexa in them or Google

and you just tap the thing and go, hey, play me some Old Town Road. I own them and guess what? I now do nothing for myself. I'm always like Alexa, buy me food. Danielle, would you like Bree or myself to represent you in this game? I'll get you two, please.

I hope you can bring it home. Absolutely fine. I'll be playing for Danielle, and Bree, you'll be playing for Caroline. Hi, Caroline. Hi there. I will inform you, Caroline, that I am in the lead this year of this game. Only by two games. Only by two games.

You know. Only by two games. Producer Ellie, please give us today's first Instagram celebrity. All right. I mean, you know, you just want to turn me down or? Sorry, you're on now. Turn the mic on. Your first celebrity, very topical at the moment, Sophie Turner.

Now, she plays a character in the Game of Thrones series that you guys don't watch. She's also married to Nick Jonas. I mean, Joe Jonas, sorry. Well, you're confusing me. Sophie Turner from Game of Thrones. Yeah, you watch that, don't you, Clint? I'm not giving any secrets away. Alright, for Sophie Turner from Game of Thrones,

Clint, you put 1.2 million., Clint, you put 1.2 million. Bree, you put 1.8 million. Sophie Turner has 11 million. That's 0.3. Boomtown. Fine, cool. Give us another one. You should have known that.

Leave me alone. Leave me alone. All right, your next one. She just dropped a single with Brendan Urie. It's a big one. Taylor Swift. Oh, bloody Tay-Tay. I can do this. It's a big one. Taylor Swift. Oh, bloody Tay-Tay. I can do this.

There you go, Clint. She's going to have more than Sophie Turner. Put it that way. Yeah. All right. For Taylor Swift, Clint, you put $120 million. Brie, you put $123 million. Taylor Swift has $116 million.

That's a point to Clint. Yes. Get in there, Clint. Go hard, Clint. Do good. All's a point to Clint. Yes, get in there, Clint. Go hard, Clint. Do good. All right, your next one. You're putting yourself in the third person, Clint.

No one else is cheering for me. Danielle is. Yeah, true. Your next one. They recently just got Instagram and their handle is Sussex Royal. It's Megan and Harry.

Megan and Harry, yeah. The fastest Instagram account ever to a million I think it was. Yes, correct, yeah. Damn it, why did I give Bree that clue? Damn it, what am I doing? Damn it! Really, I don't think they've got that much interesting stuff to post. Alright,

for Megan and Harry, Clint, you've put 2.1 million. Oh, what have I done? Brie, you've put 16 million. The answer is 5.4 million. That's a point to Clint. Yeah, we're in this game. We're in this game. It really should have been.

That one was quite easy. It was pretty easy. All right, your next celebrity, he features on Taylor Swift's new song. It's Brendan Urie from Panic! at the Disco. So Brendan Urie, not Panic! at the Disco? Not Panic! at the Disco. Never been on his profile. No, I can't say I have either.

No. But I do like Panic! at the Disco. All right, for Brendan Urie, Clint, you've put 2.1 million. Brie, you've put 3 million. We're so close all the time. This is scaring me. The answer is 2.1 million. Bree, you've put 3 million. We're so close all the time. This is scaring me. The answer is 4.3 million. That's a point to Bree.

It's a tie break. Oh, we're always up here. God, ladies and gentlemen, we have made it to tie break. One answer takes it all. The answer's hidden. Oh, Bree, I'm not. I'm not. Okay, your final answer, your final celebrity.

She's currently on a holiday in New Zealand. Oh, I know who it is. It's Mandy Moore. It is Mandy Moore. I'm missing you like candy, Mandy. The greatest advertisement for the VDub beetle there ever was. I remember that. God, when was the last time I thought about Mandy Moore?

Yeah. I was on her Instagram this morning and I didn't look at her follower account. Interesting. You're a strange man. No, she was in a news article. She was in a news article. I want to see her photos from Queenstown. Here you go.

All right. Complete stab in the dark. All right. For Mandy Moore. Oh, no, I've got this. I've got this. For Mandy Moore, Oh, no, I've got this. I've got this. For Mandy Moore, Clint, you put $1.2 million. Bree, you've put $400,000.

Mandy Moore has $3.6 million. Is that a game you play? Yeah. Yeah? I'm not even ready to go live. Are you all right today? I don't know. Are you okay?

Should you be running this game? I don't think so. Honestly, you're the smartest one on this show. We lose your brain. Danielle don't know. Are you okay? Should you be running this game? I don't think so. Honestly, you're the smartest one on this show. We lose your brain. Danielle, congrats. We've got some JBL

live headphones for you. That's so cool. Thanks, Clint. No problems. You can say to them, like, tap the speaker and you go, Alexa, how many followers does

Mandy Moore have on Instagram? That'd be a fun thing to do, right? Yeah, yeah, whatever gets me. Bree and Clint, the podcast. gets me. If you like to save money, I'm about to talk about something

that could potentially save you a bit of money. Okay, you've got my attention. And it's very easy to do. Okay. So I was at dinner last night. We were at that fashion show. We went to a fashion show last night. We did for Federation's New Line. It was genius by the way, just quickly. It was a fashion show

and dinner at the same time. It was delightful. It was a great time. They feed you and then showed you models. One of the best fashion shows I've ever been to. How good. And one of the ladies from work was sitting next to me at the table. Producer Ellie and I were sitting at the same table and she started talking about how recently she didn't realize but she was spending heaps of money on her phone that she didn't even realize how so app subscriptions yeah so we're talking tinder plus i think that's the thing bumble gold all that type of stuff. All the upgrades that you get. And then there's games that you can pay for, you know, stuff like that.

Anyway, she said one of the guys here at work has went into her subscriptions on her iPhone and has showed her all these different things that are taking money out of her account automatically. Really? So there was one app that her daughter has downloaded. It's a game. It's like piano or something that she never uses. Love that game.

$15 a week. What? Yeah. What? Yeah. So we did the math. That's, yeah, about $780 a year. What does it say about us as people that we don't even notice $15 going?

Exactly. Because we all do it. We just try not to check our bank account. All of us are in this boat. Because then we don't know how much money we're spending and it makes us feel better about it. In the meantime, they're sucking $15 a week for piano game. She said she was also signed up for Bumble Gold

that she didn't even know. She's in a relationship. Exactly. So this is old. She doesn't even have the app anymore but she's still subscribed to the app. How much for Bumble Gold? So she reckons it was about $30 a month. God damn it. Maybe a bit more than that.

It's a lot of money. It is a lot of money, and when they add up. And you can't get any of it back. No, they just automatically take it. And it's money for nothing. You've got nothing to show for it. If you're sitting there listening right now going, oh, my God, I don't even know what I'm subscribed to and I don't even know what money is coming out of my account,

I'm about to tell you how you can find out. So I've got Producer Ellie and Producer Ben in the studio. Yeah. Both of you have iPhones. Here we go. And we're going to check if you guys are subscribed to anything you don't know about. Yeah, cool.

Right, so you've got to go into your settings. I'm in. Then you scroll down to iTunes and App Store. And can I just say, Apple make it very, very hidden where you get to this. It's very, very... Yeah, because they take a cut of whatever you're... Exactly.

So then you need to click on your Apple ID, which is at the top of that, and it should bring up a thing that asks you to press another button. So then you need to press view Apple ID. Gotcha. And it should then hopefully load. I think you've got to sign in. Yeah.

See, this is how hard they make it. See, I'd never even think to click that ID bit. It doesn't look like something you'd click. Yeah, exactly. So then they make you sign into your Apple ID. Yeah. And then it brings up this new page that you can't get to and click on subscriptions.

Ah. And then it should bring up everything that you're subscribed to. Yeah, got it. Has it got anything on your one? I've got plant finder here, but it's expired. So that's good. What is that? I got into this like herb garden buzz at the end of last year.

You know, I thought I'd plant some things. I was like, I wonder what this is. How much was that? It was like $13 a week. Does it tell you? Thank God it's expired. Yeah, thank God. Yeah.

Producer Ben, anything in your one? Nothing's been billed at all. Okay, good. Well done. Show me. Oh, there's, God, there's so much stuff on there. This is just the history of all the apps I've downloaded. Oh, the only thing that's been billed

is the Send It song. Oh yeah, that's good. That's money well spent. Don't refute that purchase. How about you over there? Money bags? I've got Stan, which is like a streaming service over in Aussie. Are you still paying for that? Oh my god. Oh no.

So yep, I've been paying for that since, yep, end of 2017. Yep, well done. That is $15 a month. Oh, my God. I'm just going to end that subscription. Oh, my God. You're going to cancel that one?

That doesn't even work over here. I've got Bumble Boost as well. Maybe don't get rid of that one. Maybe you should hold on to that one. Oh, that's $115 for six months. Okay. What? I'll leave that one.

For Bumble Boost? I've also got this weird drag show app. How much? That was $55 a year. Oh, my God. What much? That was $55 a year. Oh my god! What else? No! I love how I thought I was so smart I'd have never checked mine.

ZDM Spree and Clint The Podcast. I love a star sign. I do love reading the horoscopes. You believe in them? I don't know if I believe in them but I think they're a bit of fun and they can't hurt. And a study has been revealed which caught my attention about star signs and what they reveal about certain personalities and their bedroom habits.

How much they are... Doing it. Stargazing. Exactly. Indoor gardening. Right. So what, they reckon your star sign can determine how much you're getting? That's what theygazing. Exactly. Indoor gardening. Right. So what, they reckon your star sign can determine how much you're getting.

That's what they're saying. Yeah. And obviously they've got together a group of people and then they found out their star signs and asked them how frequently or you know, and then they correlated that with the data. Yeah, right. Okay. It's all very scientific, Clint. Yeah. So

we've had to break this down a little bit, right, to make it. Yeah. So what we want to do this afternoon is we asked you to call if you know what your star sign is. And pretty much we're just going to test out these results. So we've got the star signs from 1 to 12 ranked most frequently to least frequently. Yeah. Doing that activity. We've broken it down even further into high action getters.

Medium. Action getters. And low to nothing. Action not getters. This is controversial, by the way. Yeah. The numbers associated, these are numbers, the numbers that they say are high, middle and low.

I think it's controversial. I think it's about right. Well, let's put it out there and see. We've determined high as five plus a week. Yes. Five times plus a week. That's high. That is in the frequent range.

I agree with you in that sense. Yes. And then the mid-range will be two plus. Two plus a week. Two plus a week. You're doing pretty well. Yeah. And then in the low category, which Clint thinks this should be the high category.

No. Once or less a week. No. I think that should be considered. I think once a week should be considered middle. I think it should be considered middle. Hashtag married life. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. Okay. But let's test it out. Let's test it out by star sign. Let's test it out by star sign and see. Hey, we're just talking about horoscopes. Desiree's here. Hi, Desiree.

Hi, Desiree. Hi. How are you guys? Good, thank you. First of all, what's your star sign? I am a Taurus. Okay, a Taurus. Should I give out where she ranges?

Tell us if she's a high, middle or low. Okay. According to this, Desiree, and then you can tell us if it's correct. According to this, Desiree, as a Taurus, you're in the top four, which is high. Which means, Desiree, five plus. You should be getting it five plus times a week. Okay. Is that a yes or a no?

For the Taurus. Well, we could probably say that close to pretty accurate. Oh, my God. Okay, you could probably say that it applies to pretty accurate. Oh, my God. Okay, now I'm interested in this. Wow, okay. All right. Hi, Grace. Hi.

All right, Grace, what star sign are you? Gemini. All right, Gemini. All right, you're also in the top four, Grace, which means five plus times a week. There or thereabouts. I wouldn't say five, maybe three to four. Oh, that's still pretty good.

I think that's close enough. I still think that correlates with our results. Grace, well, congratulations and well done. Also, good for you. Wow. Let's go to Amy. Hi, Amy. Hello. Hello, Amy. Hello?

Hello, hello. Now, give us your star sign. I'm a Cancer. Okay, Cancer. Let's have a look here. Don't tell me she's high as well. Bad news. Oh, yeah.

Amy, you range in the low category, which is once or less a week. A week. I would say that's not correct. You're frisky. Okay, so that's a no on that. Okay, and we obviously don't want to go too personal with you, but if the categories are high, five plus

a week, mid, two a week. You don't need to answer this. Are you a high, mid or low? You'd be a mid. You'd be a mid. Okay, mid. Fair enough, fair enough. Good for you.

Or in Clint's terms, mid, very high range. Shut up. Hi, Stacey. Hi, how are you? Hi, Stace. What's your star sign? There you go. It looks like you're speaking to some high people so far.

Yeah. Okay, Stacey, interesting. You range actually in the mid-range two plus a week. I would say that's pretty accurate too, depending on the time of the year. This is looking to be like an actual real study. Let's rip through them. We've got two more we're doing quickly.

Hi, Tayshia. Hi. Tayshia, what's your star sign? I'm Aries. Okay, Aries. That, Tayshia, you are ranked as number one. You're in the five plus category. Very high range.

Right at the top of the tree. Is that accurate? God, I would like it to be accurate. But let's be honest, no. I found mid-range. But if you could take it Where you could find it Would it be accurate?

It would be accurate I think that's another tick Oh no excuse me If it was up to us We'd all be in that one Just to finish this off Where do they put the Aquarius? I'm asking for a friend

Where do they put Aquarius? Yep last Damn it that's a good list I'm asking for a friend. Where do they put Aquarius? Yep, last. Damn it, that's a good list. Also, no fellas. No boys called for that, no. No boys don't really do star signs. Neither do I.

Crooked bullshit. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Exactly. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday banger. We're going to find out what was number one on your 16th birthday,

and then we're going to play the best one. Plus, if you win today, you get a $50 Grab One voucher. Hey, Blair. Hi, Blair. Hey, Blair. How's it going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Blair?

28th of December, 1990. Okay, you were 16 in 2006 on the 28th of December. And on that day, this topped the charts. Gwen Stefania winded up. You're laughing. Why? Oh, no. It's terrible.

It is terrible. Hey, it could be worse. Oh, it couldn't be much worse. I don't know. It can't get much worse than that. All right. What about Gwen Stefania? Wait there. You might worse. I don't know. Can't get much worse than that. All right. What about Gwen Stefani?

Wait there. You might win. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi. What's your birthday? The 28th of April, 1984. Okay, Hayley, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 28th of April,

and back in the millennium, this was number one. Don't you treat me bad. Don't you treat me bad. Don't you make me sad. Our love could be deep as the ocean. The Australian pop, this is Bardot, isn't it? This is Bardot. Australian pop stars. One of the first, yeah, shows where they put together a band.

Yeah. You get poisoned. How do you feel about that? Yeah, not so great. That's where Sophie Monk started. Yeah. It's one of my top three favourite Sophie Monk songs. I'll give her that. Hi, Matt.

Hey, guys. Hopefully my one's going to be better. Please bring us home, Matt. What's your birthday? 8th of the 2nd, 1990. Okay, Matt, you were 16 in 2006 on the 8th of Feb, and back in 2006, this was number one. What did you say, Matt?

It's not much better, is it? The Sugar Babes pushed the button. Yesterday, we had Rihanna, Shakira and Cher, and then today, we get these three. Hey, Bardo had a pretty decent run on the Aussie and New Zealand charts. Did they have another song other than that one? They had one other song. What song do you want to hear? I don't want to hear the Gwen Stefani one.

I'm going to veto that song if I can. Yeah, probably not. So it's between the Sugar Babes and Bardo. I feel like Bardo would be one of those songs where I'd be like, oh, yeah, I'll listen to that. And then I'd be like, why did I do this? I 100% agree with you. It's push the button, Sugar Babes.

It's good. It's good. On the text machine, someone's texted in, do not play Bardo. We won't, right? That is our promise to you. Poison. It's been a long day. I know my hidden looks can be deceiving But how obvious should a girl be? I was taken by the early conversation

He's in it, I really like the way that he's respecting me I've been waiting patiently for him to come and get it I wonder if he knows that he can say it and I'm with it I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning Cashless opportunities so you and me could feel it Cause if you're ready for me, boy You better push the button and let me know Before I get the wrong idea

Or you're gonna miss the freak that I control I'm busy showing him what he's been missing I'm kinda showing off for me's full attention My sexy ass has got him in a new dimension I'm ready to do something to relieve this mission After waiting patiently for him to come and get it He came on through and asked me if I wanted to get with him I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning

Won't miss this opportunity so you and me could feel it good If you're ready for me, boy, you better Push the button and let me know Before I get the wrong idea And go, you're gonna miss the freak that I control Let me know before I get the wrong idea and go. You're gonna miss the freak that I control. If you're ready for me, boy, you better push the button. Let me know before I get the wrong idea and go. You're gonna miss the freak that I control.

I've been dropping so many hints You still won't get it Now that you've heard everything I have to say We're weak and I can't come in After waiting patiently for him to come and get it He came on through and asked me if I wanted to get with it I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning Won't miss this opportunity so you and me could feel like us

If you're ready for me, boy You better push the button and let me know Before I get the wrong idea and go You're gonna miss the freak that I control If you're ready for me, boy, you better push the button And let me know before I get the wrong idea And go, you're gonna get the freak that I control If you're ready for me, boy, you better push the button Okay, maybe I overreacted.

Yeah, all right. I admit it. Look, sometimes it's fine. It was not a bad birthday banger. Brian Clint said him, that's the sugar babes and push the button. It's no share. It's no share. I mean, we came off a lofty, lofty birthday banger yesterday.

But Sugar Babes are good. Sugar Babes are good. This was a great tune from the Sugar Babes. They're a good throwback, yeah. We do it every day. Your chance to find out what is number one on your 16th birthday and then we play the best one. And at the moment we're giving away Grab One vouchers,

$50 Grab One vouchers if you take the game out. You can live huge with incredible deals at grabone.co.nz. Means Matt picked that one up today. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Adele is getting divorced. We could have had it both. Good news, she'll have some material for her next album. But bad news, she is going to be breaking up with the father of her son, Simon Konecki.

Yeah, that's really sad. It is sad. I love Adele. Me too. I don't know a lot about Simon, but I've been learning about him in the last 24 hours because I want to ask an interesting question. She's very wealthy, Adele. She's very successful. Worked very hard.

Worked very hard, came from nothing. She is married, though. Forget the fact that there may be a prenup. There probably is a prenup. But forgetting about that for a second, does Simon deserve half of Adele's fortune when they get divorced? How long

have they been married for? Okay. They got married in 2016, so they've been married for about three years. Oh, they haven't been married very long. They've been together a lot longer though. I can't find the exact date that they got together. They mustn't have been together very long because she wrote all those albums about being heartbroken for so long.

But they've got a six-year-old together. So at least six years. Six years, at least. And then the nine-month period before that. They could have been together close to a decade. Okay? Does he deserve half of Adele's fortune? I'll give you some more information.

Adele's net worth is estimated at $135 million. That's so much money. He's no chump, though. He is a very smart guy. He's got a water company. He also was a currency trader at Lehman Brothers when he was 17 years old. And Google says Simon Konecki, Adele's soon-to-be ex-husband's net worth is $1 million. So, not nothing. Why are they breaking up? We don't know. Simon Konecki, Adele's soon-to-be ex-husband's net worth is a million dollars.

So, not nothing. Why are they breaking up? We don't know. It hasn't been confirmed the reason that they're breaking up. But just let's say it's amicable. Let's just say, let's say for argument's sake, it's an amicable breakup. Okay. Does he deserve half?

Oh, like, I don't know their relationship or how it works or whatever. My gut says no because, like, obviously he deserves an amount. I don't know what that amount is. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Probably not. No? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Probably not. No? Yeah. Okay. He helped her make that money because, I mean, he gave her things to write about. He helped raise

their child while she was out there singing. And as I said, he deserves an amount. Yeah. Not half though? Not half? Yeah, I don't know. You think he deserves half? I just think there's possibly an argument for it. No, do you think you personally, Clinton Roberts, does he deserve half of her money? No? Yes or no? I'm saying I don't think so.

Did Tiger Woods' wife deserve half of his fortune? No. Did she get half of his fortune? I think she did. You don't think she deserved it? I don't know if she did or if she didn't. Does Jeff Bezos' wife deserve half of his fortune? I think she did. You don't think she deserved it? I don't know if she did or if she didn't. Does Jeff Bezos' wife deserve half of his Amazon fortune? Well, they were in the company together.

So I'm not sure. Do you think Adele's husband deserves half of her money? Yeah. You're so full of shit. deserves half of her money. Mm-hmm. Yep. You're so full of shit. Honestly, people listening right now, Clint does this thing where he talks bullshit because we're on radio and he says- No, I'm not talking bullshit.

I'm not talking bullshit. I'm not talking bullshit. No. I'm not talking bullshit. Simon's a good guy. He deserves some money. You honestly believe deep down that he deserves half of her fortune.

I think he has a definite claim to it. Yep. I reckon in the court of law what's his is hers. They got married for God's sake.

They signed a contract. They made a commitment to each other. Tiger Woods' wife deserved half of his fortune. Oh yeah, 100%. He was a dirty cheating bastard.

Yeah, that's different. It'll be interesting to see. But shit, that's a lot of money, right? It is so much money. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Do you want some good news just quickly? Yeah, go for it.

I've got some good news for you. Let's move on from the Adele divorce. Yeah. And let's go to some good news specifically for you. TVNZ has just released details about how you can watch the final episode of your favourite TV show The Big Bang Theory

people don't know this but Brie is a huge if you leave I'll say these things about you and you won't be able to defend yourself Brie's a huge Big Bang Theory fan she calls herself a Big Banger things about you and you won't be able to defend yourself. Brie's a huge Big Bang Theory fan. She calls herself a Big Banger.

She loves Sheldon. Penny. Penny. She loves Penny. She loves Leonard. She also loves the sequel. Hello, I'm now in the producer's booth. I can hear you from outside there. Stop talking lies about me.

She also loves the spin-off show, Little Sheldon, or whatever it's called, Young Sheldon. So it's really hard for her that Big Bang Theory is finishing. Are you done? No, I've got to give the airing date. No one cares. So Bree, you will be able to host, and she's hosting a viewing party

for the last episode at her house. You're all welcome, all you big bangers. Friday the 17th at 7.30 on TVNZ2. Are you done? Are you done with the rest of your song? One time, Clint drank horse semen.

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. This is scary to think, but at one point, the amount of dead people on Facebook will outnumber the living. It is scary. It's also, there's something really haunting about visiting someone that you knew who's passed away their Facebook page. They turn it into a memorial page.

Yeah, Facebook turns it into a memorial page. I don't know how they do it. And someone from the family must have to contact Facebook. Yeah, I don't know how they do it either. Yeah. But it's just this snapshot of their life completely frozen in time. Yeah.

And it just sits there forever. And all this data and these photos that sit there online, you think 50 years into the future, how much data about people will just be sitting in limbo? Yeah. And also, like, if you die unexpectedly and you don't have a chance to get your Facebook in order. Oh, no.

Like, do you want all of that still up there? Probably not. Did you know that these days, because it's 2019, you can leave someone your social media in your will? Can you? Yeah. So you can say, if I die, I would like such and such to take over my social media. And you might include in there a note that's like, please delete all my DMs.

Can I please have Kim Kardashian's and I'll just take over her Instagram reign? Can you imagine at one point I take over her Instagram and I just start posting fart videos on Kim K's Instagram? Her followers are like, where? What? Perfume post. Kanye post. Small break where she doesn't post.

Then, what's up, bitches? It's Bree from Australia. This is my account now. Ha, ha, ha. Like and subscribe. Also, buy this tea. It's good. Ha, ha, ha.

That'd be fun. You said you were going to say you know when there'll be more dead people than live people on there. So experts at the Oxford University have crunched the numbers and they've done a few statistics based on numbers now and, you know, how long people live for, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah. So at the moment there's about 2.38 billion Facebook users.

Yeah, okay. That's a lot of people on Facebook. It's a third of the whole world. Yeah, that's crazy, right? So they reckon of that 2.38 billion users that are currently on Facebook, by 2100, 1.4 billion will be dead. That's grim. Yeah.

Isn't it? So they're saying, you know, based on that's the amount of people using that now. Should a Facebook page stay there forever? Well, that's a good question. They're saying, though, if Facebook keeps expanding at the rate that it has been. Which it won't, but yeah.

But they're saying if it does, there could be 4.9 billion pages belonging to the dead by 2070. Right. Sorry, I've got to go. I've got some albums from 2010 that I need to delete. ASAP. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Breaking news about drugs. Of the pharmaceutical variety, scientists believe they may have found a new drug that will allow you to do something very, very desirable. Yeah. Viagra. No, not Viagra. Well, they've already got that.

Yeah, I know. But maybe it's like, you know, different type of Viagra. Double Viagra. Female Viagra. Yeah. Or... About time. Size increasing Viagra.

Not that I need that. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. No, no. This is a different one. And this is for men and women. And I think you'll be into it. Yeah. Scientists believe they may have found a way to let you stuff your face as much as you want with whatever food you want without putting on weight.

Oh, what a load of BS. No, this is from a legit source. It has to do with a single gene known as the RCAN1 gene, which when – don't laugh. You don't know anything about genes. Hugo, it has to do with one gene, the arse. That's what it sounded like. Yeah, yeah.

Which is true. It does. It's true. But it also has to do with the other part, like the chicken wings, the love handles, the moobs. No, no. So they've found this gene in mice. They've disabled the gene.

And mice have then been able to gorge themselves on high-fat foods for prolonged periods without gaining any weight. So they think it's transferable to people and that if they do enough research, maybe this wonder drug that you take could allow you to eat whatever you want. Carefree, baby. Whatever you want. Carefree, baby. Whatever you want. Carefree.

Nah, that's too good to be true. What's the catch? No, there's no catch. It doesn't exist yet. Yeah, but does it give you cancer or something? Well, possibly, but we don't know that yet. Just say it doesn't. Who is going to put their hand up to try it?

I reckon a lot of desperate people. A lot of people who want to lose weight or just absolutely love fiending on cheeseburgers or whatever it is, I don't know. Say it works. Yeah. You'd want it. Like I said, there's no side effects.

Of course you'd want it. Right? Everybody would want it. Of course you would. If there were no side effects and it was safe, you would want a pill that allows you to eat whatever you want without gaining weight, right? Yes.

Okay. That's like a superpower. I want to offer you that or another superpower and you tell me which one you'd choose. Would you choose the ability to eat whatever you want without gaining weight or laser vision? The food one. You'd choose the food one.

Thought so, yeah. Okay, would you choose the pill or the ability to breathe underwater? Food one. Food one, yeah. That was pretty easy, cool. I'm going to breathe underwater? Food one. Food one, yeah. That was pretty easy. Cool. I'm going to go with some better ones.

What about eat whatever you want or flight? You can fly. Do love to fly. Yeah. But you'll be fat. Food one. X-ray vision? Food one. Yeah. X-ray vision? Food bun.

Hulk's drink? Let me save you some time. I'm always going to pick the food bun. Right, cool. So fire breathing? Food bun. Yeah, cool. All right, sweet.

What about mind control where you can convince people that you control their mind? And you go, I am sexy. Food one. ZM Spree and Clint the podcast. Remember that time we bought you that

titillating story about the butt plug bandits. Oh the six door robbery in I think it was Upper

Hut. It was Lower Hut. Oh Lower Hut. It was in Lower Hut. Of course the

butt plug bandits were in Lower Hut and not Upper Hut. Of course. The wrong region of the hut. They love in Lower Hut. Of course the butt plug bandits were in Lower Hut and not Upper Hut. Of course. It's the wrong region of the hut. They love the Lower Hut. I'm going cuckoo today.

You know what hut rhymes with? No, sorry, carry on. The Lower Hut plug bandits. That's what they should have called them. The lower hut plug bandits. They should have called them that. Well, they're back.

Oh, they're back. They are back. And we had the owner of the store, the owner of the peaches and cream that they stole from the first time. Have they targeted the same store? The same store for the second time. Honestly, can I just read you a part of this? This is a real news article. Yeah.

And the story just gets better and so good. Yeah. So this is what the story starts out like. So the original butt plug bandits were two rugged looking women. That's how they described them. Yes. Who allegedly stole from a store in February and they took a number of items.

This time it is two men, but the owner believes that they are connected to the other two women. Okay. So they're all connected. They're all in it together. There's a butt plug bandit gang. They're the butt plug banditos. Literally.

The butt plug mafia. I love the owner of this store. I can't remember what her name was. She was so funny. She has nicknamed, which she gave the nickname the butt plug bandits. Yeah, she came up with that. And when we spoke to her, she said she somewhat regretted it because it had gone so viral. She has now nicknamed these two men that are a part of the gang. She's called them Dumb and Dumber.

Her name's Ange. Ange, yeah. And Ange said that these two guys have come into the store and they've tried to take a number of products and she's come out from behind the corner and scared one of them who dropped everything that he was holding. Yeah. I can't even read out what she said,

that one of them was holding a three-inch male extender, it's called. Oh. Yep, and girlgasm gel. Yeah. And a lot of other stuff. A lot of other stuff. A lot of other stuff. They've got a lot of stuff in there.

Apparently, dummy number one dropped a car key as they were running out of the store. Yeah. And the owner has handed that key into the police. And that's when she knew that they were connected to the other females that robbed the store in February. Because one of those ladies came into the store to pick up the key. Fantastic. Did we know if the butt plug bandits used the front door or the... Oh, my.

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