ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – April 30th 2020
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bell rings promo. I can't remember. It was something Fletch, Vaughan and Megan were doing, I think. Oh yeah. I'd like to get on board with that.
I don't have a great ring.
Can you give me a consistent ring?
I used to ring this bell at our primary
school. I think you'll find this handle's a bit long though.
So I want a consistent...
I'm used to a long handle. Like a rhythmic
consistent ring.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on, I'm taking my headphones off.
See, it's hard. Shame. Shame. Hold on, I'm taking my headphones off.
See, it's hard. Shame.
Shame.
Okay, careful, careful. I feel like you're going to lose grip.
We flipped there, it was quite fun.
Alright, is that the bell part of the show ticked off?
We've done that.
Okay, tick it off.
Tick it off with another bell.
That was good.
That was really good.
I need to go home. Yeah, you've got a new TV
show on TV tonight. You'll hear about it in the show,
but it's very exciting. You know what makes me nervous?
Because obviously this TV show,
it's been all filmed in lockdown by
everyone from their own houses, including
myself. I don't know
what's in it. No. Yeah. True. It's terrifying when you do TV when I don't know what's in it.
No.
Yeah.
True.
It's terrifying when you do TV when you don't know what's in it.
Have you felt that feeling before?
Yeah, and have you thought about the absolute privacy invasion that is filming in your own home
and the potential for something in the background
to show on nationwide TV that you didn't know was visible?
Not till just now.
Did you go over your whole house
with a fine tooth comb
and then get someone with fresh eyes
to look over your room
just to check that the things
that you might not want shown
to a nationwide audience weren't visible?
And we're saying this
because we have the footage.
Yeah, I definitely, definitely did that.
Why, has that happened to you before?
No.
I'd never film a TV show in my house.
What would I not want that's in my room?
What's in your top drawer beside your bed?
I don't have top drawers beside my bed.
You don't have drawers beside your bed.
No, I've just got like little side tables.
So where do you keep that stuff?
In a shoebox up in the cupboard.
So what if the shoebox was open?
Nah, it's packed away in the corner.
I've learnt my lesson.
Okay, then you're fine.
I'm good.
I don't think I have anything else.
Dirty undies?
Oh, yeah, that's potential.
You're doing a shot.
I imagine you've done a couple of shots
inside your bulging walk-in wardrobe.
I did.
I literally did one this morning.
Is that where the shoebox is?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Look what you've done there.
No, it's up top.
It's up top.
I was down low. What colour is the shoebox? I'm Oh, no. Look what you've done there. No, it's up top. It's up top. I was down low.
What colour is the shoe box?
I'm not telling you.
Black.
It's black.
And I've got quite a few shoe boxes, so you guys won't...
Whoa.
How much stuff have you got?
Yeah, you've got a lot of stuff.
No, not because...
Oh, you know what's interesting.
This shoe box is for Monday, and this shoe box is for Tuesday, and this shoe box is for
Wednesday. There's abox is for Wednesday.
I actually, speaking of that type of thing,
I had literally this morning this Instagram page message me
and ask if I want their whole range.
Of shoeboxes.
Of other things.
Stuff to go with the shoeboxes.
Because we talked about on our show what we were going to buy
as soon as we got out of lockdown.
Where's my offer?
Yeah, that's weird.
I have needs.
Yeah, you do love an anal bead, don't you?
But yeah, should I get it and then should we give them up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Awesome.
I'll help you.
Whoa.
I mean, I know I won't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, because they want them to be reviewed.
So maybe it's just Ellie and I.
Are you going to review them on the show?
No.
Are you going to review them on your Instagram?
I think it's privately.
On the podcast intro.
No.
What, use it, write some notes, send it back with the note attached?
It didn't work.
I'm pretty sure it's a...
This one's fucking good.
I'm pretty sure you can't return Things like that
Used ones
It's the same with bikinis
You can't return
Can't you?
No
Yeah no it actually makes sense
When you guys try on
Board shorts
Do you
Never try them on
What is this?
Just buy them
1994?
Just buy them
Why what are you swimming?
Trunks?
Just shorts
Shorts
It's a board short
Yeah but I'm not
Trying them on
So how do you
Differentiate Between if you go to your wife,
hey, Lucy, can you get my shorts?
She'll know because you're going to the beach.
She doesn't provide that service.
She doesn't.
So if you go into a shop and you're looking for some swimming trunks
and you go, hey, I need some shorts, please.
Yeah.
They go, this is a surf shop.
Take your pack. Nice. No, because not all shorts, please. Yeah. They go, this is a surf shop. Take your pick.
Nice.
No, because not all shorts in surf shops can go in the water.
I would argue what business does a short in a surf shop have
that can't go in the water?
Oh, no, I've just thought about denim shorts.
And corduroy.
Well, it's pretty clear there.
Corduroy can't go in water.
I can tell.
I'll look at it and go, that looks water-soluble.
You know?
So they're not called board shorts anymore
um
they probably are
but when you say board shorts I think of a pair of
electric knee swings
and they've often got that wax comb
hanging off the back of the tube
and the key pocket
oh how good was that
I had to wear those one time on a family holiday for two
weeks because I forgot my own swimming togs.
That's cool.
And they were always the most horrific print.
They were, like, fluorescent with lightning bolts on them,
and everyone had to know, I surf, brah!
But you didn't.
You just had board shorts on.
Do you know, Ellie, do you know that guys have, like,
a little net pouch in a lot of their shorts?
Oh, like their undies, eh?
Yeah.
Is that right?
Yeah.
It's, like, to catch their cock and balls and stuff.
Yeah. We don't have that. We don't have that. We've got nothing to fall out.ies, eh? Yeah. Is that right? Yeah. It's like to catch their cock and balls and stuff. Yeah.
We don't have that.
We don't have that.
We've got nothing to fall out.
Yeah, that's true.
I know, but that's something that I never knew until I accidentally tried on a pair of boys' shorts at a sports store once.
You need them.
Because you don't want to go swimming in your undies.
It's true.
So you need a little bit of knitting.
But you don't need it.
I mean, you're welcome to play fast and loose.
That's why a lot of people
wear undies and shorts.
They don't have the ones
that have the mesh in it.
Is it in exercise shorts too, though?
That's the difference.
We just found it.
We just found it.
What?
The difference between board shorts
and togs is the netting.
Boys' togs have the netting inside them.
Board shorts don't have the netting.
That's what it is.
Because you use the undies.
Yeah, you use undies
with board shorts.
Because that was cool.
Yeah, because that was cool.
That was the style.
You wear undies with your swimming togs?
With board shorts because that was the style.
To have your jockeys just poking over the top.
You need it confined and safe.
I'm so glad all of your bits and pieces on your underwear
is going into the swimming pool.
What's worse is my raw buttholes going in the swimming pool too.
Raw is an unnecessary word for the front of that.
I feel like wearing your undies into a swimming pool
is a yeast infection waiting to happen.
Hey, we've got to go.
We've got to go.
Yeah.
No, we've got to go.
Don't leave your wet undies on for ages.
That's how you make a sourdough starter.
That's how you get a UTI.
Sourdough.
Here's the podcast, everybody.
Enjoy. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m's how you get a UTI. Sourdough? Here's the podcast everybody, enjoy.
Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm
give or take a minute. Alexa
play ZM on iHeartRadio
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio
Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint
on? Bree and Clint are on air in
5, 4,
3, 2, 1. Afternoon everybody
welcome to the show, Bree and Clint.
Hi Bree. Hello mate. What were you pointing at?
That's not how you spell lettuce, is it?
Let- no.
That's let-ass.
Let-ace.
Let-ace.
Let-ace.
Anyway, anyway, that's coming up later in the show.
We're going to be discussing whether or not burgers need let-ace inside them.
But before then, lots of fun stuff to go over.
You've got a new TV show
launching tonight.
Oh yeah, I've been working on a new TV show from home, filming it all on my iPhone and
doing it without pants on.
Yeah, if anyone remembers the show Big Brother Uncut, it's that. It's that.
Yeah, pretty much that and I'm the only housemate.
Yeah, that too.
Yeah, just me.
No, it's a show called You Got This.
And essentially Kiwi families or their bubbles around New Zealand,
I give them an online challenge.
So it can be something like building a dollhouse or out of cardboard
or a domino chain reaction.
Yeah.
And they have to go against each other and we'll see who wins.
Perfect.
It's actually a lot of fun.
And I'm so surprised because we've already filmed a few episodes.
There's so much talent.
Yeah.
Like, I can't believe it makes me feel bad.
And it's on at 7 o'clock tonight on TV2.
Yeah, 7pm.
I can't believe they finally found the show to replace Shortland Street.
You know, that show's been going.
Is it replacing?
No, it's not.
No, I think it's just.
Just in the interim.
Yeah, but low on episodes.
God, I don't want to replace that show.
That's like an icon.
Can you imagine?
Just for now.
We're just keeping the seat warm.
Yeah, so tonight, TV2, 7pm.
Speaking of that show, there's been a post go up on Instagram.
I think it's to promote the show, but I'm not 100% sure.
Look, there's a post that I would like to direct you to at the moment.
If you could go and have a look while the songs are playing,
because we're going to discuss it next.
It's currently on Bree's Instagram account,
and it's all I'm going to say.
You just go and look at it.
It's the first post.
Yeah, it's the first post that's up there.
There are some questions that I've just got some questions.
And I think when you look at this picture, you'll have some questions too.
Yep.
I'll gear myself up to answer these I think when you look at this picture, you'll have some questions too. Yep. Yeah.
I'll gear myself up to answer these questions.
If you put it this way, if you have questions about this post and you've seen it,
text them to us now on 9696 and I'll put them to the person in the picture.
Very mysterious, aren't we, right now?
Yeah, I think there's a little bit of a cryptic. We're like alluding to that it's a naked photo or something.
It is a naked photo.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
It is a naked photo.
So we'll cover off all the details to do with Bree's second ever nude after this.
Oh, God.
Bree and Clint.
So I hope now you've had time to go to Bree's Instagram page
and see the latest post that's up there
because as a family we're about to dissect it.
We're about to go through it.
I'm so glad.
So in your words, describe the picture that you posted to Instagram this morning.
It's just me having a casual bath at home.
Okay, yeah.
All censored.
Yeah.
Fully above board.
It's not getting taken down off Instagram, just me having a bath.
It's not being taken down?
There's been no threats?
No.
No?
No, no.
Okay.
It's all censored.
Right.
It does involve nudity, but you will see if you've seen the picture that all the important
bits are covered by a bath full of Froot Loops.
So, yeah, it's a bit of a different bath.
Yeah.
Quite a few Froot Loops, including me, in the bath.
So let's start with the obvious question.
Why are you in a bath full of Froot Loops?
Well, you know, I just thought I'd take it upon myself.
I thought I've got a new TV show coming out tonight.
And I was like, how can I get people to watch?
How can I get people to, you know, see what we've been working hard on in lockdown?
And I thought, do my own promo shoot.
Okay.
And just something I've always wanted to do.
Are they real Froot Loops or is it Photoshop?
No, they're real.
Okay.
It was a nightmare to clean up.
Is it real milk?
Yes.
It's real milk.
Okay.
Are you naked?
Yes.
Who took the picture?
My partner did.
Okay.
So it was all, you know, it's fine.
How many pictures did it take to get that shot?
You know what?
The picture that I posted, and they always say this,
that was the very first one we took.
Really?
Yeah, and then the rest.
But how many pictures did you take?
We took a few,
and some of them definitely could not be used on Instagram.
Okay, here's some questions from the Instagram post itself.
Oh, come on, here we go.
Flinny would like to know,
did you get any cereal stuck in your bum?
Still picking it out.
Still finding cereal behind my ear.
But seriously, did you?
Yeah, it was, to be honest.
Because you said to me,
oh, the worst bit was when I got in the bath
and all the cereal squished underneath me.
And I said, why didn't you put the cereal in
after you got in the bath?
That was a good thought for me.
Why not get in the bath
and then scatter the cereal around?
But no, you filled the bath and then climbed in.
It was my first time having a bath full of cereal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
John, Thomas wants to know,
how do you clean a bathtub after you fill it with Froot Loops?
That's a really good question.
We decided to go with a colander and a sieve
and we just kind of scooped, scooped, scooped, scooped,
scooped into a double, we double bagged it into a garbage bag.
Okay.
Is it safe to put that much milk down the pipes?
I think it's fine.
It's okay?
I think it's fine.
Your landlord lives in the building so they'll have seen the picture
and they'll call with it too?
Yeah, they haven't seen it.
Okay, cool.
No, they haven't seen it.
And final question comes from John.
When you fart, does milk make the same bubbles as bath water does? No, they haven't seen it. Okay, cool. No, they haven't seen it. And final question comes from John.
When you fart, does milk make the same bubbles as bath water does?
You know what?
It smells fruitier.
It's also like, you know, when they heat up the milk to make your flat white?
Yeah, it does. It's like that process, right?
Yeah, kind of like that.
Just frothing the milk.
Okay, well, it's a good ad for the TV show.
Thank you, mate.
Appreciate that.
Look, if that doesn't make people watch...
I don't know what will.
No, nothing will.
Yeah.
No, so you've done everything you can do.
Hey, feeling good?
Bree and Clint.
I don't know about you, but, oh, testy.
That's what we call it back home, testy blowout.
Yeah, but you're going through that stage.
Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
Our little girl's becoming a man.
Yeah.
I actually listened to some audio of mine from years and years ago.
I feel like my voice has dropped.
It's all the vaping.
Yeah.
Oh, shut up.
There'll be some teenage boys, this is an interesting thing too,
who will go through that awkward phase during lockdown.
So they will have left school sounding like this.
And then when they come back to school, they'll be like,
hey, good day, fellas.
Does it happen that quick?
I don't remember.
Yeah, because I'd like to know how long it takes.
Different for everyone.
But I've been spending a lot of time on the old TikTok.
I know.
Just scrolling, scrolling, just watching.
And I've come across a few fun things that I thought you
and I could give a go.
Okay, as long as it's not a dance challenge.
No dance challenges.
I can't do the dance challenges.
Me too.
I'm terrible.
There's nothing more sad than seeing a guy in his 30s attempting a TikTok dance.
You know?
Unless you're a good dancer.
Unless you're Stan Walker.
But it's not for me.
So no dance challenges?
No, because you and I can't dance.
You know what else you and I can't do?
What's that?
Sing. Yeah, so no singing challenges. No, because you and I can't dance. You know what else you and I can't do? What's that? Sing.
So no singing challenges? No, it's a singing
challenge. It's actually based
around this Leona Lewis track.
You cut me open and I
keep bleeding.
You know the one?
Yeah, the Leona Lewis track.
Anyway, so people on TikTok
are focusing on
this part,
the bridge of the song.
So the part that TikTokers are doing is that high note that you hear at the end and waiting.
So let Leona take it until the high note and then you have
to hit this high note.
I'll be wearing these cards for everyone to see.
So you have to do the C.
Is that what it is?
That's it.
Just the C at the end.
So what we've done.
I'm not going first.
Producer Ben. I'll go first. I'm not going first. Producer Ben.
I'll go first.
I'm not going first.
Producer Ben has grabbed the part of the song
and then he's put the part where she sings that high note right down
so that it's going to be none of her.
All right.
Are you ready?
Hold on.
I feel like I'm pretty, am I up there?
Yeah, you're perfect.
You're so good.
You're so flat.
Sorry.
You're so good.
Okay, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'll be wearing these clothes for everyone to see.
Pretty good.
Pretty good, if you ask me.
Ow, ow, ow.
I've got that in my headphones.
Not pleasant.
All right, your turn, your turn.
No, you nailed it.
No, your turn.
Good work, Bree.
Everyone agree that Bree's got it?
Go, Ben, hit it off.
I'm not doing it.
I'll be wearing these clothes for everyone to see.
Nice.
There's a ceiling.
There's a ceiling that my voice can't break through.
I can't.
You know when your voice broke back when you were hitting puberty?
I think it just happened again.
I'm sorry, Leona.
I mean, it makes you appreciate her, doesn't it?
We've had a few conversations recently about the game Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Such a good game.
Who do you reckon came up with it?
The game Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Yeah.
I don't know, a genius because it's the perfect game.
There's never a draw.
Oh, no, there's lots of draws.
Like if we both do rock.
But, you know, like keep playing and you're going to find a result.
Yeah.
And it's the perfect game to pull out if you need to, you know,
figure something out.
Yeah.
A court in Quebec in Canada has had to rule that a $500,000 debt
incurred by a man playing another man in a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Actually, no, I won't give you the result of the court case just yet.
I'll give you the details first,
and you tell me what you think the court should have ruled.
Wait, they had a bet of $500,000 on a game of rock, paper, scissors?
Yeah, two guys in Canada.
Who are these people?
I think mad men.
Are they billionaires?
No, no, that's the thing.
So for whatever reason, they got into this game,
and it wasn't for a round number either.
It was for $517,000.
Oh.
$517.
I thought you were going to say $517.
I was like, oh, yeah, you know, you get drunk.
No, $517,000.
And one man won and one man lost, obviously.
It was best of three.
As it always is.
No.
No, it's never best of three until you lose the first one.
So we go rock off for it.
I always say best of three.
Anyway, they played best of three.
And the man who lost accepted his fate.
He went as far as remortgaging his house to pay the $500,000 debt off.
So he's a man of his word.
He said he was going to do it.
He's an idiot.
That's what he is.
The bank cancelled the mortgage and said, no, we're not going to give you that money.
They initially agreed to it and then they said, actually, no, this is ridiculous.
No, no mortgage, no loan for you.
So he had to go back to the other guy and say, sorry, I can't pay you.
I can't get it.
Yeah.
So that guy took him to court and said, this guy
owes me $517,000
from a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Were they friends? Or like, did they
meet? Like, randomly? I don't know the details
of their relationship. I don't know.
But they've stayed in touch. What do you
think this court in Canada
has decided? Do you think they've decided
that the man, yes, does have to
pay up the $517,000? Or no yes, does have to pay up the $517,000 or no,
does not have to pay up the half a million dollars he lost
in a game of rock, paper, scissors?
Let me get my law and order hat on.
Look, I would think that there had to be some sort of written out contract
for it to hold up in court because, I mean, at the end of the day,
it's one guy's word against the others.
Yeah.
And unless there's text saying that that's what they agreed upon,
video footage of the actual game, like that, I need evidence.
So you're saying the court said that it's not a valid bet
and that they don't have to pay up?
Do they have any of that stuff?
Yeah, they both admitted to it, yep.
Oh, so wait, wait, wait, this changes it.
So the guy that lost admitted to making the bet, agreeing on it and losing.
Yeah, but he said I shouldn't have to pay because it was a game of rock, paper, scissors.
He's just incriminated himself.
He's going to have to pay it.
So you think the court made him pay?
Yes, I think they made him pay.
Wrong.
No, they didn't.
No, the court said that you can't wager that amount of money
over a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Who said?
The court.
Is it in the law?
They said there's too much luck involved with it.
And also there's a degree of one person may actually be better at it
than the other person as well.
I don't know.
Reading people?
Yeah.
They also said that the amount of money is unrealistic.
So it doesn't stand.
So the money's been wiped.
It doesn't have to pay the money.
God, I've got a few bets I'd like to take to court now, thinking about it.
But only if they're over rock, paper, scissors.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
So do you want to do this?
Okay.
I thought you and I now.
Oh.
Not for $500,000.
No.
But like what's a scary amount of money that you'd be scared to?
Any amount of money.
I hate losing money. You're the better in our team. Yeah, I like what's a scary amount of money that you'd be scared to... Any amount of money. I hate losing money.
You're the better in our team.
Yeah, I like winning money.
Yeah, I hate betting money.
I'm not a fan of losing it either.
I don't like betting.
So what's an amount?
Actually, we'll give it to Ben.
We'll get Ben to decide.
Oh, don't get him to decide.
And is it best of three or is it...
Best of three.
For a best of three rock, paper, scissors.
Yeah.
What is an amount of money that will scare us but not bankrupt us to play for?
$50.
Oh, boring.
$100.
Oh.
$100.
Fine.
$100.
No.
I don't have $100 to spend.
Okay, I'm not going to force you to play.
No, that's fine.
Yeah, don't.
That's fine.
I'll go $50.
Okay, $50?
$50.
Okay, you ready?
I'm happy with $50.
And we're going rock, paper, scissors, show.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
Yeah.
Okay, ready? Okay, hold on. Best out of three. Best of three. I'm so nervous. Okay, you ready? I'm happy with 50. And we're going rock, paper, scissors, show. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Yeah.
Ready?
Okay.
Okay, hold on.
Best out of three.
Best of three.
I'm so nervous.
Okay, for $100.
Here we go.
Okay.
Rock, paper, scissors, show.
Or draw.
No, we have to say what we both wrote.
Yeah, paper.
Paper.
Rock, paper, scissors, show.
Scissors, rock.
Damn it!
Yes!
Okay, one nil.
Rock, paper, scissors, show.
Damn it!
No! No!
No!
No!
No!
Should have went 100.
There's a lot of people going a bit crazy in lockdown,
doing all types of things,
and people who actually can't work at all.
And have you thought about the fact that tattoo artists can't work at all?
Yeah, like hairdressers.
Yeah.
Because obviously they need to be up close and personal.
There's needles and all that kind of stuff.
Bad timing too because this is a time when people will probably like
have thought about it enough that they'd go,
no, I will get this tattoo.
I'll probably get that, yeah.
You know what?
YOLO.
I'm going to get this tattoo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Plus you can only tattoo the people in your bubble so much.
Yeah, exactly right.
You know?
Especially if you're charging them.
Yeah, and especially if they don't want them.
There's a guy over in London called Chris Woodhead
who's actually a tattoo artist and he's been going a bit crazy
and he decided at the start of lockdown that he was going
to give himself a new tattoo for every day he's in isolation.
On himself?
On himself.
Wouldn't it be backwards?
Yeah. Actually, I don't know how it works. I feel like it would be fine. On himself? On himself. Wouldn't it be backwards? Yeah.
Actually, I don't know how it works.
I feel like it'd be fine.
It's not a mirror image.
It'd be fine.
So he decided, yeah, he was going to give himself a new tattoo every day.
He's already fully covered in tattoos.
That's what I was going to ask.
How much room was there?
Yeah, and his philosophy, he reckons he's got more than 1,000 tattoos.
Yeah.
So he's got a lot. If you don't know how many tattoos you've got, then I'll just believe thousand tattoos. Yeah. So he's got a lot.
If you don't know how many tattoos you've got, then I'll just believe you.
Yeah.
Because you've clearly got a lot.
A lot.
He's tattooed from his neck all the way down to his toes.
He pretty much said, you know, I don't believe in people saying that there's no room left.
I'll always find room.
Find room.
There's always the gooch.
That's his philosophy.
Yeah, pretty much.
And anyway, I went onto his Instagram account
and I picked out a few tattoos that he's given himself.
Okay.
And I thought some of them were quite good because they relate to isolation.
Sure.
So one of the first tattoos he gave himself was NHS on his sternum.
For the National Health Service?
Exactly.
What a nice tribute.
Very nice tribute.
Unless it gets infected and he has to call on the NHS.
Well, then that's not great.
Then they won't appreciate it as much.
Not ideal.
He also gave himself a tattoo on the bottom of his foot.
Yep.
That said, when will this end?
Question mark.
Okay, yep.
Yep, I can get on board with that.
He also tattooed, you know, the coronavirus.
What would you say? It's of like the actual germ. Yep, I can get on board with that. He also tattooed, you know, the coronavirus. What would you say?
It's of like the actual germ.
Oh, the virus.
The virus?
Yeah, the spiky ball.
The spiky ball.
He tattooed that on himself.
Coronavirus is an ugly virus.
It is an ugly virus.
And I hope it doesn't hear me say that because I don't want to attract it.
Yeah, you don't want to hurt its feelings.
No, I do.
But I'm scared of it.
Exactly.
That's why you don't want to hurt its feelings. I saw I do, but I'm scared of it. Exactly. That's why you don't want to hurt its feelings.
I saw a demonstration of how it behaves last night,
a 3D recreation.
Was that on the Netflix doco?
No, it was on the news.
The little spiky bits on the side of it,
that's how it connects onto your cells.
Yeah, I know.
Terrifying.
It's like a, what would you say, like a tick.
Yeah.
Just connects on.
Yeah, just gets in. Like a leech.
Piss off, coronavirus.
And one of my favourite tattoos
this guy,
tattoo artist
over in London,
has given to himself
during lockdown
is
a Tiger King tattoo.
Nah.
Nah, it's good.
Nah.
It's of Joe Exotic.
No one is going to care
about Tiger King
soon.
Okay?
This is like if in 2017
you got a Stephen Avery
from Making a Murderer tattoo.
It's not dated well.
So true.
It hasn't aged well.
You know?
That's so true.
How's your tattoo
of the cast of The Hills
going in 2020?
You know?
Did anyone get that,
you reckon?
Probably.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
We're going to look at it
the same way that we look
at Tiger King
in five years from now. Everyone will be like, oh yeah, I kind of know. It doesn't matter. We're going to look at it the same way that we look at Tiger King in five years from now.
Everyone will be like, oh, yeah, I kind of remember that.
Yeah, whatever gets you through lockdown, I guess.
If you want to check out his Instagram, it's adverse.camba on Instagram.
Good for him.
Bree and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart.
Debatable. Talented. Athletic. One time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic.
Not really.
Picking a movie based on just the plot line?
That she can do.
Brie and Clint's What The Plot.
Last week we gave away $600.
I don't want to talk about it.
You won 12 games in a row.
Yeah, no, you know what?
I was happy for her.
She deserved it.
You just wanted the $1,000.
I just wanted to get to the $1,000.
Yeah, but to get to the $1,000,
it means no one can win on our show for half a year.
That's all right.
I've still got this back end of the year that I could do it.
Taking you on today for $50 of mobile fuel.
We're back at the start is Morgan. Hey, Morgan. Hi, Morgan. Hey, how are you
guys? Good, thank you. How are you?
Pretty good. Enjoying lockdown?
Yeah, do you know your movies?
Oh, pretty. I know. I've watched a few.
I watch Netflix in my time. Okay, that's going to be
very helpful because this week's theme for
Watch the Plot is Netflix original
movies. Oh, that's hard.
No, they're making some good stuff these days.
Okay.
It was a bit ropey for a bit.
They were real bad at the start.
Yeah, but now they've got some big names out there.
They've got some alright ones.
They've got some stars.
So, Morgan, I need you to buzz in with your name
as soon as you think you know what the film is.
Don't wait for me to finish.
It's best of three.
Here we go.
Oh, this is a recent one.
I just watched it last week.
Nick, a police officer, promised his wife, Audrey,
they would go on a European vacation when they got married.
After 15 long years of marriage,
Nick finally surprises her with the trip of a lifetime
to try and reinvigorate the spark in their marriage.
If you haven't got it by now, you guys are not going to get it.
While over there, a chance encounter leads to them being framed
for the murder of an elderly billionaire.
Brie.
Brie.
I know it's the one with Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston.
Correct.
Um.
Oh.
You don't have to buzz out there.
Do you want to have a free guess, Morgan?
Game night?
Game night, no.
Good try, though.
That's a good guess.
Murder mystery.
Oh, I was going to say that!
And I was like, there's no way it's called that.
Murder mystery.
Damn it!
It's like real...
I'm so annoyed at myself.
Guilty pleasure.
Bad Adam Sandler acting, but it's fun.
Okay, let's keep going.
Here's the second film.
This is the longest movie in the history of movies.
At least it feels like it when you're watching it.
In the 1950s, truck driver Frank is a man with a lot on his mind.
Frank is a former with a lot on his mind. Frank is a former Labour Union high official
and served in Italy during the Second World War.
He now looks back on his life
and the hits that defined his now mob career.
Morgan.
Morgan.
Hyperdrive.
Hyperdrive's incorrect.
Oh, I know it.
I've watched it.
Can I guess again?
No, Bri has to have a free guess first. It's got Robert De Niro in it. I've watched it. Can I guess again? No, Brie has to have a free guess first.
It's got Robert De Niro in it.
Yep.
The Gentleman.
The Gentleman is incorrect.
Damn it.
Another guess, Morgan?
The Road to Love?
No.
You were so confident, Morgan.
I swear it was The Gentleman.
It's The Irishman.
Oh, God, no.
Okay, this is for the win.
Who came up with this category?
If either of you get this one, you win the game.
Here we go.
When a mysterious force decimates the population,
only one thing is certain.
If you see it, you die.
Brie.
Brie.
Bird Box.
Bird Box, well done.
Yes!
It's a hard-fought victory, but she got there in the end.
Let's be real, he deserves the fuel today.
Neither of us should
win. If you want to. Yeah,
Morgan, you get the fuel, mate. It'll go down as a loss
for you, though. That's fine, he gets it.
That was terrible. Thank you.
Maybe people aren't watching Netflix movies. Maybe I had it wrong.
You know? I think
they're watching them, but it's not the same as going to the cinema and it's an experience. There's no posters watching Netflix movies. Maybe I had it wrong. You know? I think they're watching them,
but it's not the same as like going to the cinema and it's an experience.
There's no posters for Netflix movies, eh?
No, nah.
Nah.
All right.
Yesterday, in the second day of New Zealanders
being able to order takeaways,
McDonald's announced that a lot of their stores
are on the verge of running out of lettuce.
That's crazy to me,
because I didn't think that that would be something they would run out of. Well, it's because the supply chains have been down. So
you've got to remember that last week Jacinda goes, all right, you can open in five days time.
So then McDonald's have got to ring the farm that makes the lettuce and go, we need the lettuce and
we need it soon. And they've got to ring the farm that makes the cows and go, kill as many cows as
you can right now. Then they've got to call the tomato guy, the bun guy, all those people.
And I guess they just got as much as they could to get open, right?
Yeah, just do what they can with what they got.
An announcement today that they are, I think they're largely back on track.
But it got me thinking, should a crisis like this ever occur again,
what burgers could survive without lettuce from the McDonald's menu?
It's quite concerning for me because I order extra lettuce.
Do you?
On my McChicken.
I've never heard of anyone ordering extra lettuce.
That's what they usually say at the McDonald's when I order it.
Do they even have a button for that?
I don't think so.
I'm always like, can I get extra lettuce?
There'd be no button.
They'd just have to yell out and go, Gareth, put extra lettuce.
And Gareth would go, I've never heard anyone order extra lettuce.
And she'd go, neither have I.
We don't even have a button for it.
That's weird.
Yeah.
Anyway, we're going to run through the McDonald's menu and decide.
There's a lot of burgers that could go all right without lettuce, I think.
Now, for the sake of a three and a half minute radio bit,
we're going to stick to the classics.
The classics, right.
We won't be delving into McDonald's gourmet creations
and we won't be dealing with the salads or wraps.
Okay, good.
Okay?
All right, let's kick it off.
So the first burger on the McDonald's menu
that we need to decide,
would it still be okay without lettuce,
is the classic.
It's the Big Mac.
Can you have a Big Mac without lettuce?
Now, I've brought producer Ellie into this conversation
because I know she's passionate about it.
Oh, I'm very passionate about this. You and Brie
know your way around the McDonald's menu like no one else.
We do.
That wasn't meant to be an insult,
but good laughing, Ben.
I feel like the Big Mac kind of
relies a lot on the lettuce. Is that
what you think, Ellie? I would agree with that. I mean,
the Big Mac sauce is the stunning part of it, but the
lettuce and the sauce together.
Yep, yep.
I reckon.
And there's two layers.
There's two layers of lettuce.
I mean, I'd still eat it, but like...
Actually, you're right.
There's too much bread and meat
to not have the freshness of lettuce.
I think it needs it.
No, it can't survive without lettuce.
Yep.
Okay, let's move on to the Quarter Pounder,
a burger that actually doesn't have any lettuce in it.
And that's why it's the best.
It's good to go.
I love it.
Yep.
It'll survive.
It's a nice, simple meat and cheese sauce.
So good.
Let's move down the menu to the classic cheeseburger.
Another burger without lettuce.
Doesn't need it.
So it's fine.
My question, could a cheeseburger be improved with lettuce?
That's what the deluxe cheeseburger is, I think you'll find, Clint,
when they do have that on their menu.
She's good.
That's why she's here.
Okay, let's keep moving. You know what they improved? They already improved the cheeseburger when they do have that on their menu. She's good. That's why she's here. Okay, let's keep moving.
You know what they improved?
They already improved the cheeseburger
when they made it a double cheeseburger.
That's true too.
Let's go to the hamburger.
God, I didn't realise you could still buy the basic hamburger.
Yeah.
It's the cheeseburger without cheese.
It's just patty basically.
Oh, that's for no one.
And sauce.
No thanks.
It's fine without lettuce because no one's ordering it.
Yeah, well.
What, do you like it?
Controversial.
We're going to let it be.
We're going to let it be.
Lettuce burger.
Okay?
McChicken.
Oh.
Oh, that's hard.
See, I just outed myself and said that I order extra lettuce.
Extra lettuce on the McChicken.
And I've witnessed that, Brie, many times.
You asked that.
Oh, you have too?
Yeah, I have.
Especially when we've been drinking, oh, you get extra lettuce.
I'm like, why are you eating salad when you're drunk
Gotta get my greens
It's got the chicken on it
Nah I don't think so
Can the McChicken survive without lettuce
It's literally one of the four elements
On a McChicken
Bun, chicken, lettuce, mayonnaise
Yeah one of the four elements
You're absolutely right
I would need a severe discount Actually if I was gonna get Chicken, lettuce, mayonnaise. Yeah, one of the four elements. You're absolutely right.
I would need a severe discount, actually, if I was going to give it.
Half the burger.
It's literally a quarter of it.
Okay, chicken McCheese.
This is a good question.
Nah, doesn't need it.
Chicken McCheese doesn't need lettuce.
I don't think so.
I don't think so either because it's kind of like a cheeseburger just with a chicken patty.
Exactly.
It's got the mayo and it's got the tomato sauce.
Yeah, so you're good to go.
That's one of the key elements of it.
I think you're fine.
I think you're good.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
I think so.
Okay, two against one.
That's fine.
We're having a chicken McCheese without lettuce.
Yeah, why not?
Filet-O-Fish.
I believe they need to add lettuce to the Filet-O-Fish.
It's my favourite burger, but I think it wouldn't be as so begrudged
if you would add lettuce to it because people would see it as a real burger
and not just a fish sandwich.
There's not many people coming to the party on a filet-o-fish, is there?
Like, there's the patty, the sauce, and the bun?
And the tartare sauce.
Yeah, the tartare, yeah.
Yeah, the tartare sauce.
And a slice of cheese.
Oh, the cheese.
Oh, I forgot the cheese, yeah.
So without lettuce, it's fine because it's still a filet-o-fish.
Okay, what have we got left?
We don't need to do double quarter pounder because we did quarter pounder.
What about the Kiwi Burger?
Kiwi Burger is not on the classics menu.
I don't think Kiwi Burger is available at the moment.
Yeah, probably not.
Can I just say, though, out of all these burgers we've listed,
only three of them have actually had lettuce in them.
So have people just been ordering a shit ton of Big Macs?
Is that what's been happening?
That's a really, really good point.
Or they've just been ordering bags of lettuce.
The rest are doubles.
Double Big Mac, double Filet-O-Fish, double
McChicken, triple cheeseburger. So all the
rules apply to the doubles. Double chicken,
double chicken, McCheese. The only one that we need to cover
off is the deluxe cheeseburger.
Can a deluxe cheeseburger survive without
lettuce? No, that's the whole point. It's a deluxe
cheeseburger. Otherwise it's not anymore.
Alright, that's the whole point. It's a deluxe cheeseburger. Otherwise it's not anymore. It's just cheeseburger. Okay.
All right.
That one's solved.
Ben, you'd be gutted if you paid for a deluxe cheeseburger without lettuce and you just got a cheeseburger.
You should have just ordered the cheeseburger.
Exactly.
Guys, stop the press because I've come up with a new radio game.
Ripper.
Yeah, and it involves you and it involves me.
Funny that because our names are on the show.
Yeah, perfect. Look, and it involves you and it involves me. Funny that because our names are on the show. Yeah, perfect.
Look, it is Thursday, so I thought, you know,
we could do like a throwback Thursday challenge.
Yeah.
But it's a game I'm calling this.
Do you remember?
Do you remember?
Do I remember what?
So this is the game.
Essentially, we're going to troll through each other's social media,
which we've already done, and you need to find old statuses,
tweets or even captions from any of the person's profiles that you can.
We're talking years and years ago.
This game makes me anxious.
Of course it would because it's come from a place where all of us,
including people listening, will have those moments
when those Facebook memories come up of a status that you wrote from 2007
and you're like, did I really say that?
We've been on the internet for half our lives now.
Yeah.
Some of us, all of our lives.
And so you don't necessarily remember everything you've ever said,
unlike in a regular conversation where you say it and then it evaporates into the air.
Yeah.
When you say it on the internet, it's there forever.
Literally.
So that's fine.
I've been through yours and you've been through mine.
Yes.
But there's a catch.
So essentially we're going to do three each, but the other person needs to be able to pick
whether they remember writing that on social media
or they think it was another person and not them.
Okay, cool.
As in like a famous person.
One for one or all three?
We'll go for one for one.
Okay.
I'll start.
Go on then.
All right.
Was this said by you on your social media at some point
or was it someone else?
I don't trust people without a profile picture
or people with a cartoon pic or even a pic of a baby.
Yeah, nah, don't trust ya.
I feel like I do remember that because I still feel the same.
You wrote this same status a couple of times.
Did I?
Throughout your years on Facebook.
So I did say it.
So you did say it.
Okay.
It's fine, it's fine.
I'm happy to stand by that because I still feel the same.
It's going to really clash when we have different opinions with ourselves.
Yeah, that's going to be awkward.
Okay.
This one comes from Twitter.
Okay.
I've actually been through your Twitter account for all of today's ones.
You joined Twitter in April 2011.
Right.
And on May 30th, 2015, there is a status that says,
Every Jurassic Park movie.
Why is it always raining?
Can't wait for the new ones.
Jurassic the Flood.
No likes, no retweets.
Did you write that?
Do you remember?
God, that's bad. And yes, it sounds
like something I would write.
It's an early attempt at
Twitter comedy. That's terrible.
Alright, your turn.
This one, I'm not going to say
which platform this is from, but
did you write this on
social media at some point?
Do ants have penises?
No, I didn't write that.
That's dumb.
I wouldn't write that.
No.
You want to lock in you didn't write that?
Yeah, I want to write it.
That's not me.
That's a made up one.
That was Kourtney Kardashian back in 2011 on Twitter.
Cool.
I knew I had some shit chat,
but I didn't think it was going to be that shit.
Okay.
On the 19th of October 2015,
did you upload a video of yourself to Twitter
eating a small packet of chips
with the caption,
those diet feels, huh?
Do you remember?
I hope I didn't.
Did I do that? Did I do that?
Did you do that?
No.
Oh, did I?
Incorrect.
You did do that.
Oh, yuck.
You uploaded it to Instagram and then shared it to Twitter.
It was that good.
No likes, no retweets.
It was that good.
Very relatable no likes, no retweets.
Get off Twitter.
I haven't been a big tweeter, okay?
You were in 2015.
I haven't been a big tweeter.
Fine. Here's your third one.
I'm pretty excited about this one.
Was this you?
I'm not going to say what platform this is from.
I'm so over rugby.
Even the All Blacks are boring.
Do you remember?
There's no way I would say that.
I'm staunch loyal to the boys. I've got 45 All Blacks jerseys. I'm staunch, loyal to the boys.
I've got 45 All Blacks jerseys.
I would never turn my back on the team.
That's not me.
So you're saying it's not you?
Yeah, that'll be someone who hates rugby.
That was from Clinton Roberts in 2008 on Facebook.
I've got the screenshot to prove it.
Damn it.
So I need this for the win.
You need this for the win.
Did you, on the 2nd of February 2016, write this message?
Happy day of birth, at Ronda Rousey, you absolute weapon.
No likes, no retweets, but there was a response from Ronda Rousey
with the kiss face emoji.
Was there?
God, I was
Do you remember?
I know that for a fact that's me
because I always write happy day of birth
because I think it's funny.
I'm going to say yes, it was me.
Yes, it was you, but
unfortunately, Ronda Rousey didn't
reply. No likes,
no repeats, no replies. Why would you do that?
Why would you do that to me? Just to show
how good your Twitter game is. I'm deleting my
Twitter account after this.
I don't think anyone's ever liked one of your
statuses on Twitter. Oh, Shania
Twain did one time.
Alright?
You can't be good at everything.
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Bree and Clint.
It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint. Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
All right, here we go.
Birthday banger time.
Your birthdays and what was top on the charts on your 16th?
Zara.
Hello.
Hi, Zara.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm good.
I'm free.
It's great.
You're free?
What do you mean you're free?
How come?
Remember I was home detention three weeks ago?
Oh, your home detention lady.
Oh, my God, Zara.
Welcome back.
For those who don't know, Zara was on Home D for what?
Was it six months?
11.
11 months.
11 months with the ankle bracelet.
And then just as it was about to lapse, Jacinda announced level four.
And so you got an extra month added to
your sentence.
Slash five weeks.
That's how you
wish Clint.
How is it Zara?
What's it like being
able to go to the
supermarket?
It's weird.
It's really weird
being able to
actually go out
and do stuff and
I have to get
someone else to do
it for me.
It's weird but it's
good.
And two days of
freedom you've
managed not to
re-offend yet?
No, I haven't re-offended yet.
I'm re-offended now.
Good.
Good for you, Zara.
We love that, Zara.
Let's do your birthday banger to celebrate.
31st of the 10th, 87.
All right.
You were 16 in 2003 on the 31st of October.
And Zara, this is your birthday banger.
We cannot stop now. I'm feeling, this is your birthday banger.
We got it locked down.
How good is that?
We got it locked down.
You like Scribe, Zara?
Is that a good birthday banger?
I vaguely remember drinking to that at my 16th birthday too.
So yeah, it's a good birthday banger.
Yeah, good.
All right.
Very on brand.
Perfect. Let's go to Teresa. Hey, Teresa. Hi. good thing for Dana. Yeah, good. All right. Very on brand. Perfect.
Let's go to Teresa.
Hey,
Teresa.
Hi.
Hi.
What's your birthday,
Teresa?
13th of February,
1917.
All right.
You were 16 in 1986 on the 13th of Feb.
And in the mid 80s,
this reached the top
of the charts.
Baby,
I'm your man.
You know, you better.
If you're going to do it, do it right, right.
Do it with me.
A bit of wham, Therese.
Yeah, how do you feel about that?
I remember that song.
It's good fun, eh?
Wham.
Yeah.
Wham is fun.
Okay, that's a good one.
And finally, Tanya.
Hi, Tanya.
Hi, Tanya.
Hi, how are you doing?
Good, how are you?
Awesome.
That's good.
How's your lockdown going?
I actually don't mind it at all because I don't like being around people much.
This will be like your dream then, Tanya.
Yeah, I'm good.
It's just me, my dogs, my daughter.
It's awesome.
I love that.
Let's do your birthday banger.
What's your birthday?
4th of March, 1979.
All right, you were 16 in your birthday? 4th of March, 1979. Alright, you were 16 in
1995 on the 4th of
March. And Tanya, this is
your birthday banger.
Oh my God.
Yes.
Grab your dog and dance around the lounge.
Oh my God, I could tell you some stories
about that song. Oh my gosh.
Tell us. What's the story? Not on here. Not my God, I could tell you some stories about that song. Oh my gosh. Tell us.
What's the story?
Not on air.
Not on air.
I love it.
I love it.
You love it.
Oh wow.
That's awesome.
I'm so glad you like yours.
Your passion for it
is influencing
my decision actually.
I love that song.
Yeah.
I always vote for it
when it comes up.
Yeah,
I like it too
but then Zara's option
is bloody good too.
That scribe track.
I do like that song.
We haven't played that one in ages
and it's not the usual scribe track that gets played track. I do like that song. We haven't played that one in ages,
and it's not the usual Scribe track that gets played either.
What is it?
What are we going to do?
Oh, I feel like I want to celebrate with Zara as well.
Yeah.
I want to hear the Scribe track.
I'm going to say I want to hear the Scribe track.
It's no offence to the Cod and I Joe track,
I just want to hear the Scribe one.
Yeah, I'll go Scribe.
Zara, you've just won birthday banger.
Congratulations.
Yay.
Now me and my kid will sit in my car
and doogie while we're sitting outside.
Yes.
You queen.
Thanks for looking up, Zara.
See you later.
Get some tan on that ankle, okay?
Girl, it's been a long time.
Oh, it has.
It has.
It looks very nice
and uneven too.
So you have to step in it. Black blind spot, what the f***, you don't know me I keep going, I keep growing, I keep flowing
I keep showing MCs how to raise the bar
I'm still rhyming, I'm still writing, I'm still fighting
And we can't turn back now because we came so far
We cannot stop now, I'm feeling hip-hop
Gotta stand up, we got it locked down
I'm ready to rock, ready to roll
I am ready to go, y'all ready to float
Just let me know y'all, we cannot stop now I'm feeling hip-hop, gotta stand up We got it locked down, I'm ready to go, y'all ready to float Just let me know y'all, we cannot stop now
I'm feeling hip-hop, gotta stand up
We got it locked down, I'm ready to rock
Ready to roll, I am ready to go
Y'all ready to float, just let me know
I'm like Mijamistic, you dissed it and now you love it
New Zealand hip-hop, there's not many things I hold above it
Now is the time to focus, call up the foot soldiers
Decepticons, homophage and we taking over
Tell four corners that we ain't holding back any longer.
The time bandits are wandering.
Now we getting stronger.
Down to state one like Sevier, Ali, and Shan.
Yo, it's real hip hop so you wouldn't understand why.
We cannot stop now.
New Zealand hip hop.
Gotta stand up.
We got it locked down.
I'm ready to rock.
Ready to roll.
I am ready to go.
Y'all ready to float.
Just let me know y'all. We cannot stop now. New ready to roll. I am ready to go. Y'all ready to float. Just let me
know y'all. We can't not stop now. Dealing hip hop, gotta stand up. We got it locked down. I'm
ready to rock, ready to roll. I am ready to go. Y'all ready to float. Just let me know. We'll be right back. We're making big moves, playing with the big boys. Told you in big things, we're staying motivated.
We're about to take New Zealand hip-hop and renovate it.
I'll grab the mic and do it like there was nothing to it.
Been through some bullshit, but now I can see through it.
I'm ready to rock, ready to roll.
I am ready to go.
What you don't know, you can't hear it in my flow.
Come on!
We cannot stop now.
New Zealand hip-hop gotta stand up.
We got it locked down.
I'm ready to rock, ready to roll. I am ready to go. Y'all ready to flow? Just let me know y'all. Zara's birthday banger.
That scribe on ZM at Stand Up.
Good. I enjoyed that. That scribe on ZM at stand up. Good.
I enjoyed that.
That's a tune.
That made it across the Dutch too.
Did it?
Oh yeah.
It was big in Aussie.
You guys were celebrating New Zealand hop hop in Australia.
We were.
Absolutely.
Yeah, well I'm not surprised.
It was big.
Bree and Clint. Are you someone that tends to not look at critics' reviews on movies before you go?
Yeah, definitely.
You just go and see what you think about it.
I know if I want to see a movie.
Okay, so you don't let what other people are saying about it...
Not generally, no.
...detour you from going.
No, because I've seen snooty reviews before from people
that make me think a movie's going to suck,
and then it's actually quite a good movie.
Just because you were too high and mighty to appreciate Joe Dirt
doesn't mean that I am.
Yeah, I love Joe Dirt.
You know that movie?
It's a great film.
You know that movie Joe Dirt?
Yeah.
I was looking at it the other day.
2001.
It's got 11% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Yeah, that's bull.
It's better than 11%.
The mullet itself deserves 11%. I haven't watched it recently. I don't know how well it's dated. Yeah, that's bull. It's better than 11%. The mullet itself deserves 11%.
I haven't watched it recently.
I don't know how well it's dated.
Yeah, it might not have aged well.
But at the time I remember thinking, this is not that bad.
I'm the same as you.
I don't give a crap what other people are saying.
I want to go watch it and then I'll make my own decision,
which is why I came to this question of I want to know from people
what are movies that got horrible reviews but you actually really enjoyed?
Okay.
Do you have any that you can think of where you're like,
oh, generally that's known as not a very good movie,
but I really liked it?
Joe Dirt.
Joe Dirt.
You haven't seen it for ages though.
We put it on our Instagram and I want to go through a few
and you and I can decide because these are some of the ones
that people have put in.
Okay.
That they think have got horrible reviews, but they really liked.
Cool.
Sweet.
Let's do it.
So the first one, there's a lot of votes for this.
A lot of people are writing all of the Mamma Mia's.
Oh.
Yeah.
I haven't seen them, to be honest.
Okay.
I'm best placed to answer this one.
If Meryl Streep's in it.
I watched it.
It's got to be good. I watched it It's gotta be good
I watched it during lockdown
And?
Because Mamma Mia 2 came up on our Netflix
Yeah
And Lucy goes
You can't watch 2 before 1
This is the thing
And Lucy goes
Oh my god Mamma Mia 2
And I said I haven't seen Mamma Mia 1
But I'll watch it for you
So that we can watch Mamma Mia 2 together
It's not my idea of a good time
It's not good But some people good time. It's not good.
See, I'm not...
But, but, but, but, but, but some people love it.
Yeah.
Some people love it.
So we're on the fence about that one.
Put it this way, it's an ebba musical.
You need to know that going into it.
I'm not generally a big fan of musical movies.
I mean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, yes, the original,
but I mean, yeah.
Okay, let's move on.
Someone else put this in the mix, which I don't agree with.
Green Lantern.
Oh, I never saw it.
That is one where I took people's recommendations
and it's so widely discredited that I'm not going to bother.
I don't know anything about the Green Lantern universe.
This is not good.
So I'm not going to start with the movie that everyone says
is the worst superhero movie ever.
Oh, I didn't like it. Yeah. Didn't love it. This one I'm not going to start with the movie that everyone says is the worst superhero movie ever. Oh, I didn't like it.
Yeah.
Didn't love it.
This one I'm absolutely...
Hell of a bounce back though for Ryan Reynolds.
Yeah, I know.
He came back and did Deadpool.
Yeah, I know.
How do you go from playing the worst superhero to one of the favourites?
Yeah, good for that guy, right?
Yeah.
This one I'm absolutely rope all about that got terrible reviews.
Coyote Ugly.
That is one of the best films ever.
I thought Coyote Ugly was iconic.
It is iconic, but apparently it got horrible
reviews from critics. Nah, I remember
watching it and I remember thinking it was quite good.
It is good. I would have been a 13 year old
reviewer and would have gone, those girls
are pretty. But I remember being fun.
They get up on the bar and there's a bit of female
empowerment and then she squirts the water
in the guy's face. To leave that much of a
mark on, you know, pop culture,
that is a great film.
This one, I don't know, Spice World.
I've never seen Spice World.
I have seen it.
Yeah.
I'm a massive Spice Girls fan.
Is it not good?
I liked it.
But I can see how people would say it's bad.
It was an important part of the Spice Girls franchise.
Yeah.
It was their first and last foray into film, you know?
Yeah, so that might give you a good kind of judgment on it.
It is iconic, though.
Same thing.
Like, even if you haven't seen it, I know about the bus.
It is.
I know about, you know, like I know.
So it can't be all bad.
Yeah.
Yeah, they were that big, right?
Well.
Ellie, did One Direction have a movie?
Was there a One Direction movie as well? It was like a doco.
Oh. And like a doco thing.
Not the same. Yeah. Didn't do what the
Spice Girls did. Did the Beatles
have a, did they ever? Yeah, they had movies.
Act in movies? Yeah. They did? They had Yellow Submarine.
Oh, yeah, of course.
I've never seen it, but obviously
iconic. Yeah, same with Elvis.
He acted in films. Why don't pop stars act in films these days?
They do.
Taylor Swift's in movies.
Name a movie Taylor Swift's in.
Rihanna was in Battleship.
Cats.
Taylor Swift was in Cats.
Yeah, Taylor Swift was in Cats.
Well, that's not even counted.
What a great movie.
That movie's not even counted.
You know what movie Taylor Swift was in?
She was in Valentine's Day.
Yeah, see?
And that movie was terrible.
Yeah, but it happens.
It still happens. It still happens. Harry Styles was in Dunkirk. He was in Valentine's Day. Yeah, see? And that movie was terrible. Yeah, but it happens. It still happens.
It still happens.
Harry Styles was in Dunkirk.
He was.
He didn't really act all that much.
Rihanna.
Yes, he did.
I'll take Rihanna.
Wait, you'll take Rihanna in Battleship over Harry Styles in Dunkirk?
I think Rihanna had more of a part.
Rihanna's whole part was pretty much, wasn't it?
Like, we've got to fire the captain.
She was great.
Loved it.
What about Beyonce in one of the Austin Powers movies?
Oh, gold member.
The worst Austin Powers movie.
No.
Love it.
No, it was good.
I love that movie.
Wasn't it, Ellie?
I love that movie.
What about the part where he eats the skin?
Yeah, no, that's disgusting.
And then he's like, my neck look like a vagina.
See, it brings so much joy.
You know what, with that line, you've switched me.
Thank you, mate.
You'll watch it tonight, won't you?
Jake Gyllenhaal's done an interview on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
and he's admitted to a new relationship that he's in.
Oh, that's exciting for him.
Jake Gyllenhaal, very attractive.
Very good looking guy. Very good looking. He's so hot. And he that he's in. Oh, that's exciting for him. Jake Gyllenhaal, very attractive. Very good looking guy.
Very good looking.
Yeah, he's so hot.
And he's so cool.
And attractive.
Yeah, and cool.
And smart.
And he's grown that man bun in isolation.
And he pulls it off.
And he did Troy.
Remember when he was Troy and he was so rich?
Was he Troy?
Was that the one that he was?
Rock and bod.
No, that was Brad Pitt.
He was another one.
He was some muscly Trojan guy.
Anyway, he's come out and said that he's in a new relationship.
He's admitted it on TV.
Here's a grab of who Jake Gyllenhaal is now dating.
I've found myself falling in love with sourdough.
Actually, I have nothing to do,
and so I have a good friend who's a baker in San Francisco,
but I was like, can you teach me how to do a sourdough starter?
And so off I went.
He's in love with sourdough bread.
I mean, I dated sourdough once.
Yeah, I'm in an on and off relationship with sourdough.
Yeah, you know, sometimes it's just that one person in your life
that comes in and out.
I know, yeah, I agree.
And he doesn't treat me particularly well.
Actually, he's a bit of a batard.
That was a very niche bread joke.
Any bakers out there would have got that one.
But anyone else would have gone, I don't get it.
So glad you're catering to that very niche bakers
group. Anyone pick up on the sourdough joke?
No. Too niche.
I thought, seeing as Jake Gyllenhaal
has been so brave as to
out his lockdown relationship,
we could go around the room
and admit to our lockdown relationships.
And I'm willing to start.
I'm willing to break the ice.
I feel comfortable in myself.
I want to hear it.
Okay.
Hi, everybody.
My name is Clint Roberts.
And I am in a relationship with
the tiny little Hershey's Kisses,
but not the regular Hershey's Kisses,
the cookies and cream ones.
Oh, they're so good.
The blue ones.
Because we got those in like a package here at work one time,
and I've been hooked on them too.
Yeah, I bought some for Lucy for Easter, and I've eaten all of them.
Anyway.
Anyway, we're very happy together, and I see our –
Don't act too keen.
Oh, right.
They're all right.
Oh, we're just keeping it casual.
But I definitely see this romance continuing after lockdown.
Who's next?
Who else wants to admit to being in a relationship?
Guys?
Yeah, I will.
I will.
Okay, Ellie, yeah, good.
I'm glad you're feeling brave.
Come on.
Hi, my name's Ellie,
and I'm in a relationship with cheese and curry powder toasties.
Oh, yum.
So yum.
What?
Yeah.
Quite yum. Cheese and curry powder toasties. Oh, yum. So yum. What? Yeah.
Quite yum.
Cheese and curry powder?
Yeah.
Delicious.
Not curry paste?
Curry powder.
Curry powder.
And then what, do you grill it?
Yeah, like in a toasted sandwich maker.
Is the curry powder inside the sandwich or sprinkled on top of the butter?
Inside the sandwich.
Yeah, sprinkled on the cheese, yeah.
Oh, I'm glad you're happy.
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you very much.
Ben? Yeah? You seeing anyone?
Yeah, I am actually and I'm
probably actually okay to talk about it now.
I have recently found
myself in quite the relationship
with Ched's biscuits.
Is it getting
serious? I don't want to, like you
were saying before, you don't want to come on too strong.
No, don't say anything that's going to make Ched. I don't want to, like you were saying before, you don't want to come on too strong. No, don't say anything that's going to make
Ched. But I'm using them anywhere
in the house. Those are the cheesy ones, right?
Yeah. Yeah, nice. Okay. Isn't a Ched
a cracker?
We don't use names. Biscuit cracker.
Right, right. You don't want to label it?
I don't want to put labels on it. Right, it's still a biscuit.
But I mean, hey, it's up to you guys.
Hey, that's us. It's kind of a biscuit.
Ched. Ben and Ched Kind of a biscuit. Ched.
Ched.
Ben and Ched.
Sounds good together. Ched and Ben, you do sound good together.
Finally, Bree.
Now, you're not fast to bring your relationships.
No, I like to keep them pretty private.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah, yeah.
This one, look, I've tried to keep it on the down low,
but people have started to notice it is the down low. But people have started to notice. It is getting quite serious.
Nearly every day I will engage with this particular person.
My name's Bree and I have started up a relationship
with those little mini cans of Coke No Sugar.
Love.
I don't know why, but it's just like a little treat.
Because you feel like it's healthy because it's small and no sugar.
Yeah, but it gives you a little caffeine boost.
This is nice.
It sounds like everybody's happy.
Everybody's happy.
Okay, great.
Well, that was pointless and fun.
Bree and Clint.
I want to play a game. I found a list where it was saying these couples that you thought
never actually dated but they did.
Oh, yeah.
And I want to play a game with you guys.
The producers can be included in this.
I'm going to name some couples that were together
and you guys have to answer honestly if you knew that or not.
Okay. Okay.
Okay?
Yeah.
All right.
So just so we know, all of the couples you're going to say were real couples?
Yes.
Okay, cool.
I know how to win the game.
Just lie.
Just say you remember them and then I'll win.
Is that how I win the game?
She said honestly, Clint.
You have to answer honestly.
Dishonest.
Okay, Clint's not playing.
No, no, no, I'll be honest.
I'll be honest. No, no, I'll be honest. No, no, no, I'll be honest. I'll be honest.
No, no, I'll be honest.
No, no, no, I will be honest.
I will, I will, I will, I will.
You're an idiot.
Honestly.
Okay, cool.
First couple, do you remember that these two were actually ever a couple?
Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck.
No.
No, I didn't know that.
I want to say yes, but no.
The point for me, they dated for three years.
You don't get points.
Yeah, I do.
And now I'm going to start lying.
No, you can't lie.
It ruins the game.
I'm kidding.
Okay, do you guys remember this couple?
Ben Affleck, just quickly on Ben Affleck,
he was at one time People Magazine's hottest man in the world.
Did you know that?
He was very attractive back in the day.
Good call.
If you look at photos of him, he was a good-looking rooster.
And then he got that Phoenix Dragon tattoo up his whole back.
Right there.
Right there, big time.
I mean, that wasn't the best decision.
And then he became Batman.
Let's be nice.
Poor Ben Affleck's had a rough trot.
Okay.
Yeah.
What about the couple? Poor Jennifer Garner's had a rough trot. Okay. What about the couple?
Poor Jennifer Garner's had a rough trot.
Yeah, I know.
She's had the roughest trot.
What about Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom?
I'm going to come out and say that I don't know who Kate Bosworth is.
Yeah, I don't know who that is.
The main actress in Blue Crush.
Haven't seen that.
I'm going to say I haven't seen Blue Crush.
I know who she is, but I haven't seen Blue Crush,
and I didn't know they were dating, no.
How have you guys never seen Blue Crush?
Go watch it tonight.
It's on Netflix.
It's a great film.
Hot surfy chick movie, eh?
Yeah.
I'm into it.
I just haven't seen it.
They dated for a long time.
Anyway, moving on.
How did I miss that one?
Moving on.
Tyra Banks and Seal.
Really?
They dated.
What a power couple.
Yeah.
They look good together too.
I saw a photo of them.
What a 90s power couple.
They would have some steely looks.
You know that model look?
Yeah.
Now we're getting into, do you guys remember that?
No.
No.
Okay, now we're getting into the real interesting ones.
Sarah Jessica Parker from Sex and the City and Robert Downey Jr., Iron Man.
No.
They dated.
No.
For six years they dated.
So this must win.
Yeah, what years are we talking?
Are you giving years?
It was like in the 80s.
I wasn't born then.
Yeah, I wasn't born then.
So I do not remember it.
No?
All right, ones that you were born.
What about Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette?
No, didn't know that.
They dated in 2002.
Yes, I did know that.
I did.
Nice.
Okay.
Point to Claire Nice.
Tell me something about how long for.
Were they ever engaged?
No, they weren't engaged, her and Ryan Reynolds.
Yeah, they were.
Didn't they do a movie together, recent-ish,
where she was the boss and they went away to some lake house?
Isn't that a movie that they were both in?
No, that's Sandra Bullock.
Oh, who did you say?
I said Alanis Morissette.
Jesus.
That's a good try, though.
Okay, this is probably, we'll do one more.
What's Ryan Reynolds up to?
Yeah.
He must have been like 10 years younger than her.
That's a good question.
Yeah.
Speaking of that and speaking of Sandra Bullock,
do you guys remember if she dated Ryan Gosling?
No.
She was 37, he was 21.
Wow.
What?
Yeah.
What?
That happened.
Wow.
That happened.
Okay. Also, Cameron Diaz dated Justin Timberlake. There was an happened. Wow. That happened. Okay.
Also, Cameron Diaz dated Justin Timberlake.
There was an eight-year age gap there.
Yes, I remember that.
I do remember that one.
And this is the biggest one that shocked me that I never knew that these celebrities dated.
It's big.
Two massive stars.
Did you guys know that Tom Cruise once dated Cher?
No.
No.
She was 39.
He was 23.
Oh, no.
What?
They did.
No.
They did.
No.
Yes, they did.
She was 58 and he was three.
No.
That is the right age gap.
He's actually quite old.
Wow.
During the 80s.
Who won?
Every country is handling COVID-19 in its own unique way.
I think we are handling it pretty well.
I think New Zealand's right at the top of the list, really.
Yeah, I think we're going all right. The gold standard. America is somewhere at the other end of the list. Yeah, way down. Just from a leadership point of view is what
I mean by that. I'm just criticising what we see in the news from the man who's calling
the shots. But look, I don't want to get into a heated battle about that. Yeah, don't bother
doing that. I would argue that, and it's not all about the disease. I mean, it's about the handling
of everything else that goes with it, like the
economy and people's sanity
and things like that. And I propose that
the French are possibly doing it quite
well. Why do you think that?
French people
as a decree
from the French government are being
urged to
eat more cheese
as a patriotic act.
What a great place to live.
What a wonderful idea.
I've got all the good stuff in France.
There is a cheese glut at the moment where there is too much cheese.
A glut means it's like the opposite of a drought.
There's too much cheese because the cheese makers can't sell their cheese
to the fancy French restaurants anymore.
It's all good, though, because cheese lasts for a long time.
Oh, yeah.
Some cheeses, anyway.
Some cheeses.
But they do, they age.
Depending on how it's stored.
That's why you can buy an aged cheddar.
They are on the verge of having to throw out, dump and bury
literally thousands of tonnes of cheese in France at the moment.
That is devastating.
And they're saying that not just restaurants are contributing to this.
The fact that people in their shopping have stopped buying the luxurious items
and resorted to just buying essentials because no one's sure of their jobs and what's going to be happening. Yeah, so cheese, the wonderful, wonderful fromage,
is being neglected in France of all places.
Would we say cheese is not a necessity?
No, cheese is an essential item.
That's what I think too.
I think it is.
I think it's, like I wouldn't call it, or would you call it a luxury item?
I think certain cheeses, maybe.
Cheese is a staple ingredient in so many dishes.
Let's look at lasagna, for example.
It's all cheese.
It's cheese.
Yeah.
It's not like you can go all times a type, we'll have a cheese-free lasagna.
You know?
You need cheese.
It's a core ingredient.
Pasta, you need some cheese on the top.
You need cheese.
Pizza, how are you going to make a pizza without cheese? You can't. It's a core ingredient. Pasta. You need some cheese on the top. You need cheese. Pizza.
How are you going to make a pizza without cheese?
You can't.
Cheese toasty.
Got to have the cheese.
Got to have cheese.
Otherwise, how's the bread meant to stick together?
Yeah.
It'll just be bread.
Cheese is the glue that binds our sandwiches and our lives together,
is what I will say.
Yeah, I don't think it's a luxury.
I think it's a necessity.
So to the French, vive la France and vive la cheese.
We wish you luck.
We'll take it.
And I'll leave you
with a fun
but useful fact
about cheese.
Yeah?
Do you know you can
freeze cheese?
Oh yeah,
my nonna used to do that.
If you need to,
if you find that
you've bought a block
of cheese
from the supermarket
but you already had
a block of cheese
and you're like,
oh Jesus,
I've got too much cheese,
huck one in the freezer.
It'll be fine.
My nonna used to pull out this, like, four-year-old piece of Parmesan.
She'd be like, Brianna, you grated the Parmesan.
I'd be like, it's all mould.
What am I grating here?
Yeah, it's cheese.
No, it wasn't.
It was mould.
Yeah, it's cheese.
Cheese is mould.
So what kind of self-respecting Italian makes Parmesan last for four years?
Yeah, that's a good point.
She was living on her own.
Shocking part of that.
Brianne Clint.
This is the part of the show where we play a morale boosting request to go, hey, New Zealand, you've done another great job today.
We've got through another day of this BS.
We've done it together and we've done it with a smile on our face.
So we deserve a song.
It's going to boost our morale together.
Something that we all pick.
What are the candidates this afternoon?
Today, ZM listeners have suggested Dane Rumble is a good option.
It's iconic.
It's a great option.
I've never really listened to that song.
Okay, that's fine.
Google her, by the way.
But I'm happy to go with that if people want to.
You'll get on board with the music if you get a visual.
I'll just tell you that to you.
Also, maybe a bit of the Venga Boys.
Whoa!
Back to the islands.
Saw them in concert.
Yeah, that's right.
Last year.
They're very good, eh?
They're absolutely polished to the max.
They're so great.
They know exactly what they're doing.
Would recommend.
Girls just want to have fun.
But girls, they want to have fun.
Oh, girls just want to have fun. I mean, it leaves the boys out a bit, but...
Such a tune.
Is it Miley Cyrus today as our morale-boosting request?
This is the best Miley Cyrus song.
She had a few bangers. There's the climb, there's seven things. This is the best Miley Cyrus song. Oh.
She had a few bangers.
Yeah.
There's the climb.
There's seven things.
Yeah, it's better than those two.
Oh.
Seven things was a tune.
Someone suggested, this is a real throwback, a song you probably haven't thought of for a long time.
The freestyle is Push Up.
Oh, yeah. Freestyle is Push Up.
You know, this has got a feeling about it.
This is a mood.
You're quite keen on this, Tenacious D Tributes. Jack Black's band.
This was an iconic song.
Have you ever seen someone do this at karaoke?
It's so good.
Oh, if you put it off well, it would be a great time.
And then two others.
One is Closing Time.
It's such a bittersweet song, this.
This was my high school leaving song.
I know, and when you hear this song, it means it's over.
Yeah.
Whatever it's marking the end of, that thing is over.
Often it's just a night on the piss, but you know. Yeah, right.
The lights are coming on.
Or is it Shapeshifterters Lola's theme?
The Shapeshifters.
Not to be confused with New Zealand's Shapeshifter.
So similar.
So what's it going to be?
Okay, we need to start
eliminating. I feel like Closing Time's
I love that song. Closing Time's gone? Okay, now it's gone. Cool. I feel like Closing Time's... I love that song.
Closing Time's gone?
It's just a little bit too slow.
Okay, no, it's gone.
Cool.
I feel the same about the Dana Rumble track today.
Okay, just a little bit slow for me.
I love the song.
I don't think it's the right mood for today.
So that's fine.
They're both gone.
The Venga Boys.
Keep it in, keep it in.
Okay, keep it in.
I think Cyndi Lauper's out.
Yeah, we can get rid of that one. We'll get, keep it in. Okay, keep it in. I think Cyndi Lauper's out. Yeah, we can get rid of that one.
We'll get rid of that one?
Okay, she's gone.
Miley Party in the USA.
It still plays on ZM.
Yeah, I think it's gone.
So I feel like it's gone.
Okay, cool.
The Freestylers.
See, I'd pick that over the Vengaboys.
Okay, yeah, I agree. Vengaboys are gone. Yeah, Vengaboys are gone. That particular Vengaboys. Okay, yeah, I agree.
Vengaboys are gone.
Yeah.
Yeah, Vengaboys are gone.
That particular Vengaboys song, anyway.
Tenacious D.
Stays?
Yeah, for me it is.
Are you going to choose it over Push Up?
I feel like producer Ellie would be with me on it.
I reckon she's into the Freestylers,
but we'll use her if we need to.
Shapeshifters.
This is good.
It's staying in.
Okay, we're down to three.
We are down to Push Up.
Tenacious D.
Lola's Theme.
Tenacious D is out for me. Nah, not for me. Okay, it's theme. I know it. Tenacious D's out for me.
Nah, not for me.
Okay, it stays in. Stay in it.
Lola's theme.
Oh, this is so hard.
Push Up is out.
Push Up is out?
Yeah.
It's out.
Okay, Push Up's out,
but Lola's theme is in.
Yeah.
All right,
and we're not going to agree.
So we're going to have to go
to the producers.
Okay, producer Ellie, what's the winner of our morale boosting request today? It's Tribute. Yes! Yeah. All right. And we're not going to agree. So we're going to have to go to the producers. Okay.
Producer Ellie, what's the winner of our morale boosting request today?
It's tribute.
Yes.
It has to be tribute.
Yes.
I love it.
You legend.
I'm buying you a coffee afterwards.
Decision made.
This is a choose.
Here you go, New Zealand.
Your morale boosting request for the 30th of April or something.
This is the greatest and best song in the world.
Tribute.
Long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhiking down A long and lonesome road
All of a sudden
There shined a shiny demon
In the middle of the road
And he said
Play the best song in the world
Or I'll eat your soul
Well, me and Kyle
We looked at each other
And we each said
Okay
And we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be The best song in the world
It was the best song in the world
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one, eight, two, two and one, eight, three
It was destiny
Once every hundred thousand years or so
When the sun does shine and the moon does glow
And the grass does grow Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
A whip crack went his rumpet tail.
And the beast was done.
He asked us,
Be you angels?
And we said nay
We are but men rock
This is not the greatest song in the world
No, this is just a tribute
Couldn't remember
The greatest song in the world now
Now this is a tribute
To the greatest song in the world
All right
It was the greatest song in the world, alright! It was the greatest song in the world, alright!
It was the best fucking greatest song in the world, alright! I'm a monster And the peculiar thing is this, my friends
The song we sang on that fateful night
It didn't actually sound anything like this song
This is just a tribute
You've gotta believe me
And I wish you were there
Just a matter of opinion
You're a god, god love you
I'm so surprised to find you can't stop me
Apparently I'm proud of this mother
I'm a picture
Alright
Alright All right All right
ZM, Bree and Clint, that is the winner of the morale boosting request today
from Tenacious D.
That's tribute.
Yes.
Whoever suggested it said on the text machine,
you're welcome, New Zealand.
Feeding out Shape Shipped and Lowless themed.
Ben's loaded us a clip of Jack Black from Tenacious D
playing a kid's toy.
Let's have a quick listen to this.
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, mother...
One, two, three.
Pretty good.
That's very good.
She's so talented.
That is very good. I know there's very split views on Jack Black.
Me personally, I sit on the I really like him side.
Same with producer Ellie.
You really like him too?
I just think he's hilarious.
He's hard to hate.
I get it if you don't like his humor, but he's a lovely guy.
Yeah, he sings really lovely.
And in the movie The Holiday, I fell in love with him.
Yeah, that was nice.
It was quite different from him.
Very different, yeah.
Yeah, I love him in School of Rock.
Oh my God, he's a genius. Yeah. I love him in School of Rock. Oh, my God.
He's a genius.
Yeah, I liked him in King Kong.
That was his porn career he did.
You know, Clint, I get so much joy from live TV epic fails.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
It's just a good time.
And I've been bringing them to you over the past however many weeks
because obviously everything's being done from lockdown,
so there's a lot more of them lately.
Yeah, we had the lady who was doing a newscast in the bathroom
and her husband was naked in the shower in the background.
He was showering naked in the background.
That's just bad journalism.
I know.
Like, come on, you need to pick that up.
Maybe it was too small. Anyway, this one was actually on a really massive news morning show
in America called Good Morning America.
Oh, the big show.
The biggest one.
It's massive.
It goes to millions and millions of people.
Anyway, I want to play the same game with you where we're going to play the clip,
but you can't really tell what's going on.
Sure.
But I'll give you a few facts first. so this is a us abc reporter his name is will reeve
and he's on good morning america and he's talking about um how they reckon they'll have drones that
will be able to take kind of uh medications out to people. And that's what he's talking about here.
CVS and UPS say initially the final leg of prescriptions journeys will be done by ground carriers.
So people won't be getting their medication
dropped out of the sky into their mailbox just yet.
Very cool.
We love it, Will.
Thank you.
So he did, he was obviously at home and then the hosts were in the studio.
Yeah.
Because obviously everyone's in lockdown.
I want you to tell me what you think happened.
He did this full interview on Good Morning America,
one of the biggest shows, for a good, I want to say 12 minutes.
Yeah.
What do you think happened?
Fly was down.
That's a good guess.
That's a really good guess. No. think happened? Fly was down. That's a good guess. That's a really good guess.
No.
What happened?
So when they first set up the shot where he was sitting,
it was literally from his waist up and there was one of those,
you know those bars that go down the bottom of the TV
that give you news headlines?
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, that was down the bottom.
And as the interview was wrapping up, they kind of did a wide shot.
No pants.
And it revealed he wasn't wearing pants.
Oh, fully no pants.
Not even just shorts.
He's just got no pants.
He's got no pants on.
Anyway, I've done some research and apparently he's just been going
absolutely viral.
Everyone has been talking about this.
Yeah.
Anyway, he's commented on it and he has said that he reckons he was wearing shorts.
So what I want to know from you, do you think he's wearing shorts?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
He's wearing maybe like underwear shorts.
At most he's wearing boxer briefs.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's it.
That's the best he's going to get.
Yeah.
No.
But good work. Now you're's it. That's it. That's the best he's going to get. Yeah, no. But good work.
Now you're viral.
Now you're famous.
So, end result.
This is like a newsreader's version of a sex tape.
Well done, man.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is The Latest.
Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean's with us.
And Britney Spears is in the news today, Dean.
What's going on?
Yeah, this is actually quite... Well, it's hilarious because there's Spears is in the news today, Dean. What's going on? She is.
This is actually quite, well, it's hilarious because there's a nice ending to the story.
Britney Spears confessed that she burned down her home gym while trying to, I don't know,
create some ambiance with a couple of candles.
Well, maybe one of the candles fell over and all of it went kapoof.
She confessed it all today on Instagram.
Check this out.
Britney Spears to 25 million followers telling us how she burned down her gym.
Hi, guys.
I'm in my gym right now.
I haven't been in here for like six months because I burnt my gym down, unfortunately.
I had two candles and, yeah, one thing led to another and I burnt it down.
What do you mean one thing led to another?
No, you know, one thing led to another.
You get angry at the fact that you have to exercise.
So what's the next logical best thing to do?
Burn your entire gym down.
That sounds like dodgy to me.
I feel like she set up a rendezvous in the gym.
And then she was like, no, I was working out.
Well, technically, she's not lying.
Listen one more time.
Listen to how guilty she sounds.
Hi, guys.
I'm in my gym right now.
I haven't been in here for like six months because I burnt my gym down unfortunately.
I had two candles
and yeah,
one thing led to another
and I burnt it down.
And I burnt it down.
Fifty shades darker
for Brittany.
Well,
she's got a new gym now
doesn't she,
Dean?
She's all go again.
She does.
Her house is like
a princess castle.
She lives near Miley Cyrus.
It's all like gaudy and like fake gold and stuff. It's like a little princess, like a princess castle She lives near Miley Cyrus It's all like
Gaudy
And like fake gold
And stuff
It's like a little princess
Like a Barbie house
Like something I would have
Don't surprise me
That's so Britney
Perfect for two people
Britney Spears
And Dean McCarthy
Okay Dean
Thanks very much
That's the latest
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