ZM's Bree & Clint - ZMs Bree & Clint Podcast – April 3rd 2020

Episode Date: April 3, 2020

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Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast, the last Brie and Clint podcast for two weeks. Oh yeah, because we're going on holiday, don't worry, we're coming back. Well, you're going to be so jealous of our holiday though, we're going to such exotic places. Well, I'm going to my lounge room, which is quite nice, and then I'm going to go into my en suite. Yeah, wonderful, yeah. And then to the pantry maybe, have you got any big plans? Yeah, I'm doing a real outdoorsy holiday, I'm going to my ensuite. Yeah, wonderful, yeah. And then to the pantry maybe. Have you got any big plans? Yeah, I'm doing a real outdoorsy holiday. I'm going to my backyard.

Yeah. And I'm going to do some gardening. And, you know, it's like a bush. It'll be like a bush experience, you know. Yeah, cool. Getting back to nature for my holiday. Put a tent up. Yeah, we'll put a tent up, I think.

Yeah, yeah. Put your tent in the backyard. Invite my wife out. How a tent up. Yeah, we'll put a tent up, I think. Yeah, yeah. Put your tent in the backyard. Invite my wife out. How fancy. Yeah. Before we go, though, so no podcast for two weeks, but before we go, we're going to leave you with one last international birthday banger.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Brian Clint's birthday banger. The podcast. Yeah! Sorry. I'm at home. You're there. I was just going to say, if people listen to the podcast

and they've always thought, oh, I want to get mine done, and you don't know where to do that, you can go to our podcast family page on Facebook and you can put your birthday down there and hopefully we get to it. That's exactly what Robeard O'Collar. I want to say this right. They're from Cork in Ireland and I'm Irish, so I should be able to say this. Roibid O'Coiler.

How would you say that last name, Brie? Coi. Coiler. Coi. Coiler. Damn, we're really butchering your beautiful name. We're sorry, Roybeard. It looks Gaelic, and we are really butchering it.

Looks like a beautiful name. Roybeard O'Clock. He's from, as you said, Cork and Ireland, and he was born on the 5th. Also, you're assuming that it's a he. We don't know that either. I just have a feeling it is. Yeah, okay. Go with your feeling.

Okay, they were born on the 5th of December 1982, which means they were 16 in 1998, and this is their birthday banger. Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me. We might have butchered your name, but you got a great birthday banger out of it. That's a great tune from the original OG herself, Cher.

Congratulations. What a wonderful song for you in Cork Island. Sandy Lenier is next. Sandy, she's from where in Massachusetts? From where? Where? Yeah, where? She's from where?

Yeah, where? Where is she from? No, she's actually from where? No, I'm asking you where she's from Yeah, Massachusetts she's from Yeah, but where in Massachusetts? Where? Where?

Yeah, where in Massachusetts? W-A-R-E, where? Oh, she's from a place called where? Yeah, where in Massachusetts? W-A-R-E, where? Oh, she should have replaced called where? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sandy was born... That was a well-executed gag, I think, for what is quite a tired gag. I think we pulled that off quite well. Dude, where's my car?

That's who I was channeling. Yeah, right? I feel like I was getting the same vibes from you. She was born on the 11th of August 1968, which means she was 16 in 1984. And on that day, this topped the charts. Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!

I'm afraid of no ghosts. Did you watch the all-female remake of Ghostbusters? Yeah, I felt like it got a very hard done by review. Me too, I thought it was great. I thought it was quite good and Kate McKinnon is hilarious. Actually, all the women in that movie are great. Yeah, and the cameos were fantastic. I thought the was quite good And Kate McKinnon Is hilarious Actually all the women In that movie are great Yeah and the cameos Were fantastic

I thought the story was fun I thought it was Yeah very hard done by What year was that? I reckon that wasn't That long ago Like 20 It wasn't that long ago

But it was long enough ago That there were still Reviews coming out Going are we ready For an all female comedy? Yeah true And hey Hey do you remember that happened?

When did Ocean's 8 come out? Yeah, they got it as well. They got that too. And the reviews were like, why are women getting special treatment in the film industry? How dare they get an all-female cast? When are men going to get their chance? We're not ready for this.

Next thing, there'll be an all-female Fast and the Furious. What if we went ahead and made an all-male Ghostbusters? Yeah, what if we did that? That'd show them. Well, you did. You did. That's kind of why we're doing this. Did quite a few of them, actually.

No, not my point. You're twisting my words. Anyway, Sandy, from where in Massachusetts? In where? In where? In where in Massachusetts? No, in where in Massachusetts In where In where In where in Massachusetts No in where In Massachusetts

Yeah where Nope She's from where In Massachusetts Final birthday banger Is for Kai Fisher From Sydney, Australia Oh I like that name

Kai That's very cool Kai's a cool name yeah You were born On the 2nd of April 1998 Which means You were 16

In 2014 And on the 2nd of April, 1998, which means you were 16 in 2014. And on the 2nd of April, this topped the chart. She looks so perfect standing there In my American apparel underwear And I know now That I'm sorry Ah, the band that wanted to be American so much, they put on fake accents.

Yeah, some of them have worse fake accents than others, don't they? Yeah, and their American Apparel reference. Like, do you have American Apparel in Australia? Are there American Apparel stores? No. No. No. And Eve, actually, America don't have American Apparel either anymore.

It went under. Did it? Yeah. I used to love that store. American Apparel. Just basic stuff, eh? Yeah, it was kind of, yeah, reminded me of what's the basic one we've got here?

AS Colour. AS Colour. I used to wear an American Apparel deep V-neck t-shirt when I was experimenting with deep V's. That's not cool. A deep, deep V. And a silver chain with a medallion on it. You shouldn't say

deep V. I looked like... Deep in the V. If I had a hat, I would have looked like a Timmy Trumpet. Oh, my God. I remember I saw him once and it was at this place in Brisbane. Anyone who lives in Brisbane will know the RE and it's like a real like kind of dirty student club. And we rocked up there one Wednesday night,

I think it was, and Timmy Trumpet was playing. Oh, yeah? Was he playing the trumpet? Yeah. He plays a few other instruments. Did you know that? Yeah. No, I didn't know that.

Yeah, he's quite talented. Anyway, I just remember him playing this trumpet and he was so sweaty that the trumpet flew out of his hands and it kind of ruined his rhythm And he was so sweaty that the trumpet flew out of his hands. And it kind of ruined his rhythm. And then he never came back from that. Wow. Right.

Okay. I think we've got to go. We've got to get a winner. I think the winner is Ghostbusters. Do you agree? Yeah. I felt the vibe on that. Take us out, Ghostbusters. Hey, whatever you're doing for the next two weeks,

wherever you are in the world, stay safe, stay in isolation, stay in your bubble, all right? We'll be back as soon as we can, and there'll be a new podcast in two weeks' time. See you guys. Bye, guys. I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call? Go Busters! If you're all alone Pick up the phone Who you gonna call? Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio

Playing ZM on iHeartRadio Hey Siri, Winnebree and Quentin Brie and Clinton are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Yeah, g'day everybody, welcome to the show It's Brie and Clint for our last day for a little bit We're taking two weeks off after this So this is our last show, our last afternoon show for a bit, Brie Yeah, we're going on a bit of a break

But we will be back, and hopefully everyone will be doing okay after two more weeks of isolation. We're not going anywhere. We're literally being isolated. We can't go anywhere. Yeah, we're just going into isolation. Yes.

We have to take some holidays, as your company is probably asking you to do at the moment too. It's just one of those measures that has to happen. So we'll be back as soon as possible. Speaking of COVID-19, Brie, have you heard who the latest person to catch coronavirus is? No, who is it? None other than Tiger King himself, Joe Exotic.

No! Breaking news. Joe Exotic from the Netflix hit show Tiger King reportedly has contracted COVID-19. I won't say where he's contracted it because it's a bit of a spoiler for the show if you haven't finished it yet. But I'll read you this statement,

which actually kind of sums up the TV show a little bit. Exotic's fifth husband, 24-year-old Dylan Passage, said there have been confirmed cases of COVID-19 in the place that Exotic is, and they believe that he has now contracted the virus as well. Whoa, I can't believe they're still married also. Anytime it says fifth husband or fifth wife, we know that person has lived an interesting life, right?

Yeah, they've got some stories to tell for sure. We've got some fun to have today along with the One Second Song Challenge. We've got Friday Oki coming up at four o'clock today. You and I, Bree, both taking on a Venga Boys classic today. Yes. Who's done the best Venga Boys boom, boom, boom. I want you in my room. Who's done the best Venga Boys boom, boom, boom? Boom, boom. Basically over Facebook,

so Producer Ben can make it at his isolation cave at his house. Yeah, it's going to be an interesting one. Not that it was really going to make a difference for you and I, Clint. At least you've got something else we can blame this week. Yeah, right. Along with Birthday Banger and the results of our great Kiwi bake-off, you versus me in the bake-off that's coming up soon. There's so much in the show.

Next, though, let's start with one more round of quarantine Cluedo. Yeah, let's get people on for this. All you have to be is at home, self-isolating, which hopefully you all are. You call us up, 0800-DIAL-ZM, and we're just going to guess what room you're calling from. Yeah, easy as that. We'll have a couple of probing questions to try and figure it out.

And if you want to play Quarantine Cluedo with us, the last one for the week, give us a call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. One more Friday jam too. Here's Tiny Temper and Jess Glenn on ZM, Bree and Clint. Yes. Bree and Clint. Yes. Bree and Clint. Welcome to one more round of Quarantine Cluedo, everybody. The game where we try and guess what room of your house

you've decided to barricade yourself in for the moment. You and I, Bree, each get to ask one probing question. Yes. That should be loose. The question should be loose. You can't go, your question can't be, do you cook in this room? You know, it's got to be.

We have asked those questions though, haven't we? Here to play, first of all, if you want to play too, you can call us now on 0800Diles.im. There's a couple of spots left for Quarantine Cluedo. But let's ask Julia first. Hi, Julia. Hi, Julia. Happy Friday.

Happy Friday. Oh, you sound really, really nice and upbeat. Hi, Julia. Hi, Julia. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Oh, you sound really, really nice and upbeat. Oh, thanks. Brie will give you your quarantine name before we start asking you questions. Julia, otherwise known in this game as Colonel

Camel Toe. Oh, lovely. Colonel Cameltoe. Oh, lovely. Colonel Cameltoe. Can I ask, can I ask, the room that you're currently in, does it have running water? No. No, okay. Well, that excludes quite a few rooms.

It does. All right, Colonel Camel Toe. Does the room you're in have a fire alarm on the roof? Smoke alarm, sorry. Smoke alarm. Oh, can I tell you it probably should, but it doesn't? Oh, okay. Okay, well there's a bit of a hint.

And a timely reminder too to check your smoke alarms this weekend for Daylight Savings New Zealand. God, can you imagine all the people who are stuck in their house and every neighbourhood is going to be going, baby! Anyway, Colonel Camel Toe, the room you're in should have a smoke alarm but doesn't and doesn't have running water. I think she's in a bedroom. I think a bedroom, too.

Yeah. Colonel Camel Toe, are you in your bedroom? Oh, I am. Well, no, not my bedroom, but our bedroom. Whose bedroom are you in? I'm in the spare room in my house. Oh, saucy. Yeah, spicy. Which is also doubling as my home office at the moment.

Yeah, and if you sleep there, it'll be like you've gone on holiday. I am working from home. Wait, sorry. Colonel Cameltoe, where are you working from? I am working from home. Oh. Wait, sorry. Colonel Cameltoe, where are you working from? I'm working from home. Oh. Just checking. Yep.

If you want to do that work from home thing, you've got to tell me before we do it. Right, I thought that look over the screens, you kind of got it, and then I thought you were finding it. I got it, but like... You can't find it. I've got to go and get it. If you want to ask me one more time. If you want to ask me one more time.

Hey, Colonel Cameltoe, where are you working from today? I'm working from home today. Hey, Producer Ben, can we just cut that other part out of the podcast? That'd be good. Lucky this isn't live. Okay, thank you, Colonel. Let's go and talk to Logan. Logan's here.

Hello, Logan. Hey, guys. Welcome to Quarantine Cluedo. Known as, Logan, Professor Panty Dropper. Oh, better than yesterday. Oh, did you play yesterday? What was yesterday? Professor Potty Mouth.

Professor Potty Mouth. It's always Professor or Colonel on this game. That's something you can bank on. Professor Panty Dropper, the room that you're in, do you often drop your panties in this room? Oh, yes. Yep, okay. Good to know.

Interesting. Professor Panty Dropper, is this room carpeted? It is. Is it a bedroom? He's also in a bedroom. A bedroom, yeah. There's only three rooms you drop your panties in, the bathroom, the toilet, and the bedroom. Wasn't he in the closet yesterday, though?

Yeah, he was in the closet. Oh, three, be quiet. He's not going to drop his panties in the closet. He's coming out. He wants the world to know. Professor Panty Dropper, are you in the bedroom? I am. You're out of the closet.

He came out of the closet. I am. Yes, Logan, you queen. You live your best life in quarantine. And finally, let's go to Matt in Blenheim. Hi, Matt. Hello, Matt. How are you going?

Good. How are you? Very good. Otherwise known on this game as Mr. Pen15 Club. Mr. Pen15 Club. Flip the calculator upside down, it spells boogaless. The room that you're in Blenheim in at the moment, has your mother ever slept in that room?

No. That's a weird question. Has your mother ever slept in that room? No. Mmm. That's a weird question. Yeah, I know. I'm running out of questions. Me too. I'm really clutching at straws over here. Mr. Pen15Club, were any...

Do you have kids? Yes. Were any of your kids conceived in this room? No. Okay, so it's not a bedroom. It's not a bedroom at all, because it's laughable that his mum would have slept there or that anyone was conceived.

I think he's in the toilet. I think we're going to end this game with a toilet call. I think it's a toilet. Are you in the toilet, Mr. Pen15Club? No, sorry, no. Oh, where are you? I'm in the garage. Oh, right. Go on, you can conceive some kids in the garage.

You lay the passenger seat all the way back. Brie and Clint. Day something, lockdown, no idea, and Brie and I have turned to baking. Everyone's turning to baking. Have you noticed that, Brie? Baking's the cool new thing to do, so much so that people can't even get flour at the moment.

Really? Is that why there's no flour? I was thinking it was for, you know, to avoid chafing. I don't know how much chafing is happening to people in quarantine at the moment. Yeah, bed chafing. Haven't you heard of that? Oh, bed chafing. Well, that might be it.

That might be what Mike McRoberts was talking about on the news. First it was toilet paper, then bread. Now, flour is the hottest commodity at supermarkets, if you can get any. The kitchen staple is a recipe favourite, as many turn to baking in lockdown. We have turned to baking, Brie. This is the first ever Brie and Clint Great Kiwi Bake Off. So good to be back in the old country. The challenge was make something overnight with only the ingredients already in your

house. We're not encouraging you to go to the supermarket to bake one thing. You go to your pantry and you make something from there. Brie, why don't you reveal what you've baked first? I didn't even really know what I was making, to be honest. I just kind of was like, right, what have I got? And I was looking through my pantry, and I think I made something called a galette.

Oh, yeah, you think you made a galette? An apple. I thought it was a deconstructed rustic apple in raspberry tart, but turns out it's an apple and raspberry galette. Oh, right, okay, a galette. Wonderful. Tell us what went into it and what you made it with. I made it with some shortbread pastry,

and then I whacked some slices of red delicious apple on there, or gala I think it was, and then I got raspberries out of a tin that had been in my pantry for about three years. Excellent. Put those on. Yeah. And then I put some honey, some nutmeg, sprinkled that over, and then I glazed it with an egg around the base of the galette

because or else, you know, it won't crisp up brown like you want it to. And then I just grated some lemon zest over the top to finish. Oh, absolutely delightful. The results of which are on our Instagram story. You can see the preparation. I, in this flour shortage, have made flour-free cookies. I've gone ahead and made three-ingredient peanut butter cookies, which I used four ingredients for.

That makes sense. We had half a chocolate lint bunny lying around, a dark chocolate lint bunny, so we just chopped it up and whacked it in there as well. Yeah, so four ingredients, pretty good. Inside my cookies is one egg, half a cup of sugar, one full cup of Picks peanut

butter, and a chopped up lint bunny. Damn, that's a lot of peanut butter. It's a shitload of peanut butter. Yeah. It made 14 cookies and they're quite small cookies as well. Delightful. Now, we can't have a traditional judging for this

where the same judges both sample our meals because we're out of each other's bubbles now, Brie. Yes, I know. We do have a couple of people in our bubbles, though, that could do separate taste tests. Yeah. So why don't you get Big Gay Gorgeous Owl to taste yours now and I'll get Ellie to taste mine.

And they can both score the meals. All right. Big Gay Owl's having a bite now. He's a little bit lit. He's just dropped it into his lap. That might help. Oh, my God. That might help, actually.

What? Everything tastes better after a few drinks. Yeah, he's having a few red wines this afternoon. He's been really good this week. This is his first drink all week. Okay. Do you want to hand him over so we can get his review? He's still having another bite, so he dropped it in his lap,

so let Ellie go first. Okay, Ellie, would you like to critique the three-ingredient peanut butter cookies? It smells like nuts, that's for sure. It definitely smells like nuts. In a good way or a bad way? Great way. Okay, alright, yep, yep, yep. And it tastes like a peanut slab.

Does it? I reckon, yeah. Okay, alright. Wonderful. That's only three hours out of the oven, that cookie, too. Cool. Okay, do we have a review from Judge Ellen? Yep, he's just finishing his bite. Okay, do we have a review from Judge Alan? Yeah, he's just finishing his bite. Okay, I'll preface it like this. I usually hate cooked fruit, but this is very moist

and it's very succulent in my mouth. I'm having a really good time. Okay, that's graphic. It's better than sex. Okay, thank you, Al. That's a good review from you. Better than sex. What I would like now to keep things impartial is I would like a review from each of the judges out of 10,

a score out of 10, but I need you guys to say it at the exact same time, the score that you're giving the dish. Okay, does Ellen understand the rules? Do you understand the rules? He's got headphones in. He can hear you. Okay, I'm going to count you guys down, and then you're going to give me your score for your dish out of 10.

Three, two, one. Nine. Eleven. You win, Bree. Wow, so unbiased from you, Alan. Eleven. It's like, it's as if you're feeding him for the next three weeks or something. Alan, what do you want?

I'll cook you anything for dinner tonight. If you would like to judge our creations, they're currently on the Brie and Clint Instagram story. You can vote on them there. Also, our recipes are up there too, if you want to become a nerd and start baking like us. No flour. No flour used whatsoever.

No, I use flour, unfortunately. Oh, you did use flour? Yeah. I thought you bought that pastry. Yeah, so technically I use flour. Yeah, but you didn't. Yeah, yeah, nah, you're sweet. Yeah, sweet. Alright, Bree and Clint, this is ZM. Bree and Clint.

Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. This is the game where Bree and I go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible, and if you can pick who wins, you'll win yourself some free mobile fuel.

Excuse you. Pardon? I can see you. Can you sit up, please? I do the show like this now. Bree's in her house. She's lying on her couch. Honestly, you couldn't be less professional right now if you tried.

But I couldn't be more relaxed either. Well, yeah, maybe that's going to be your advantage. First to choose her players, Katrina. Hi, Katrina. Hi, Kat. Hi, guys. Hi. Who's playing for you in the One Second Song Challenge this afternoon?

I think I've got to go with my girl, Bree. Yeah. All right, let's do it, Katrina. Cool. All right, wait there. That means, Sarah, I'm going to play for you. Awesome.

Okay. All right. Wait, wait, wait. All righty then. Simple game. I'll kick them off. We buzz them with our names. Producer Ellie,

you're running the game. Hello, yes, I am. Yeah, we're all good to go, right? Oh, you are there, Ellie. Hello. Alright. When you're ready, Clint, hit off that first one. Okay, here it comes. Brie. Yes, Brie.

Post Malone, rock star. That's correct. Well done. Damn. The song where we found out that 21 Savage has a 12 car garage, even though he only got six cars. Is that what the lyric says in that song? I think I might have mucked the words up a bit Yeah, yeah, yeah

Damn savage way You got a 12 car garage But you only got six cars Okay, one point to Bree Here comes Soh Oh no, you're in charge of the game Can I run it please? Oh, Ellie, you still there?

Yeah, I'm still here, still here Alright, Clint, when you're ready Head off the next one Clint That is Lorde and Greenlight. That's correct. Can Lorde write a song to get us through coronavirus, please? Like, where are these songs from these artists

and moments like this that we need? You know, where are the songs that celebrate and bring and reunite us? Come on, Lorde, this is the time, babes. We need the song. Yeah, we do need those Lord songs. We do. Alright. Good chat from me. It's one all.

Alright, one all. Clint, hit the next one off. Wait. Clint. Was that both of you at the same time? I feel like on my end it sounded like me, but there's a delay, so I don't know. Yeah, right. It was literally, in my headphones,

it was the exact same time. That's what I think. So technically, it's that Bree that goes first because it took a while to get to us. Yep, yep. Okay, yep. All right, Bree, you get this one. Who is it?

It's Ariana Grande and Iggy Azalea, Problem. That's correct. Nice. I got one less problem without you. I got one less problem without you. I got one less problem without you. I got one less, one less problem. There's that hot delay we were talking about.

What you got? Okay. It's my money betting I'll be better off without you. 2-1. Nice. All right, next one. It's my money betting I'll be better off without you. 2-1. Nice. All right, next one. Ellie. Nice.

Okay, next one. Clint, hit it off. Oh, is that both you again? If it is, I'm going to be pissed off. Yeah, because I feel like it's you. I don't know. You can't ask me because I'm in delay. Yeah.

Yeah, that's why it's probably you. Yeah, it's probably you. Go on then. You have a guess. I'm here, I'm in delay. Yeah. Yeah, that's why it's probably you. Yeah, it's probably you. Go on then. You have a guess. I'll be, I'll be. Is it Avicii? I want to say, I'll be. Is it?

Let's buzzer out. Come on, buzzer out. Chasing Stars? That's incorrect. Clint, do you want to have a free guess there? Look, if I get it wrong, are we going back to the song again? Yeah, I reckon, yeah. Because I've got the artist, but I don't want to give Bree the artist.

Oh, I've got the artist now too. I don't have the song title. You don't have the song, okay. All right. I've just realised who now too. I don't have the song title. Okay, all right. I've just realised who it is. I know what it is. That's One Republic and Counting Stars. That's correct. No place.

There we go. We've made it to tie break. How good? I don't think we're going to get here. This is exciting. All right. When you're ready, Clint. Bree, look at me. Yeah? I got you here. I're going to get here. This is exciting. All right. When you're ready, Clint. Marie, look at me.

Yeah? I got you here. I'm going to take you down, okay? I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like that tiger on Tiger King that bit that lady's arm off. Hey, Clint, look at me. Yeah? You got a small pee-pee. You don't mind your head yet?

All right, when you're ready, hit that one off, Clint. Clint! Whoa, yes. That's Mark Ronson and Amy Winehouse, Valerie. That's incorrect. No. But good guess, good guess. Do you want to have a guess after the four drumsticks we just heard? Yeah, there's not much, is there?

One, two, one, two, three. Oh, God, that could be anything. Yeah, do you want to go back to that song? Yeah. Do we go back? All right, start it One, two. One, two, three. Oh, God. That could be anything. Yeah. Do you want to go back to that song? Yeah. Do we go back? All right. Start it again, Clint.

One, two. One, two. Clint. Break. Clint. Oh, that was in my head. I was genuinely in first that time. You were there first.

Yeah. Because the times where we've been, the times where it's been the same, and we've been on the same time, Bree, it's been given to you for the delay. But because you heard us at the same time this time, that means I was in first. And that is Bruno Mars and, damn it, now I'm

locked out of heaven. That is correct. Oh, that was rough. And that's the game? That is the game. Yes And that's the game? That is the game, yes. That's the game. Look, it's a hard one to run when there's a delay. If there's a delayed buzzer or I'm just delayed in general,

I just seem to be always on the back foot with this game. Sarah, you've won yourself some free mobile fuel. Congratulations. Thank you so much, Clint. No worries. Bree and Clint. much, Clint. No worries. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again.

Our weekly vocal battle, Bree, where you and I take on a song and see who can sing it the best. That's right. We get 15 minutes usually in a professional booth with a professional audio producer. But this week is a little bit different. Yeah, we've had to make do with what we can because, you know, coronavirus. So what we've done is we've recorded our singing along to a karaoke track individually. And then we've emailed that to producer Ben. Oh, God. And he's done the best he can with it.

Let's not make any excuses, okay? Some of the best performances of all time have been raw, rough, real, you know? And not from us. Yeah, that's a good point as well. Today we'll be taking on, oh, I've got a bubble in my throat. I sound like a turtle. Today we'll be taking on a Venga Boys classic, Boom Boom Boom. Who's got the most boom about them?

What you're going to do is you're going to hear both of us take this song on and then we need five people to call us and vote on who that is. Seeing as it was my song that you guys chose as the winner this week, I'll go first. And here comes my Venga boys. Be kind, New Zealand. That's what Jacinda said. You've got to be kind.

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now until forever boom boom boom boom I want a double boom Let's spend the night together from now until forever. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I want a double boom. Let's spend the night together, together in my room. Jesus Christ. I'm very worried about mine now. Ellie told me to come down an octave.

She said I was singing it in a range that I couldn't achieve. She said come down an octave. If you hadn't, it it in a range that I couldn't achieve. She said, come down an octave. Look, Clint, if you hadn't, it would have been far worse. Really? That was shocking. How could that get worse? Well, yeah, I heard it, so trust me. Jesus, Ellie.

Okay, I mean, I blame the studio that we had to use. I blame the lack of professional. Well, I wasn't even in a studio. I was sitting on my couch, and that's what you're about to hear. This is Bree's Vingaboys Friday Okie, recorded live at her house. Have a listen and then vote. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. If you're alone and you need a friend, someone to make you forget your problems, just come along, baby, take my hand.

I'll be your lover tonight. Whoa, whoa. This is what I want to do. Whoa, whoa. Let's have some fun. Whoa, whoa. One, I want just me and you. Whoa, whoa.

Boom, boom, boom, boom. I want you in my room. Let's spend the night together From now until forever Boom, boom, boom, boom I want a double boom Let's spend the night together Together in my room

Oh, pretty good! Pretty good! I chose the song, I feel like it was made for you. You took that and made it your own. Well done. Oh, mate. We need five votes, although I'm not sure that we do, on 0800DIALZM to choose the winner of Friday Okie.

Oh, God. Who's got it this week? Is it me or is it Bree? We don't usually do this either, but I feel like the mood calls for it. I feel like we need to play the original. Let's go. Let's do it.

Okay. Five votes on 0 need to play the original. Let's go. Let's do it. Okay. Five votes on $0800. Please help us pick a winner for Friday Oki today. We'll be back straight after this. Let's set him. Bree and Clint. Friday Oki. Friday Oki.

You just heard us take on that song as best we could, right? Bree, we did our best in a tough situation. I mean, I'm at home, you're there with no one. We just, you know, we polished a turd this week. That's exactly what we did. That's exactly what we did. My turd sounded like this. Excuse me.

That's from the start. Do we have a short one? Oh, yeah. My turd sounded like this. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I want you in my room. Let's spend the night together from now until forever. Boom, boom, boom, boom.

I want a double boom. Let's spend the night together, together in my room. And your turd sounded like this. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I want you in my room. Let's spend the night together from now until forever. When your turd sounded like this. That's my ultimate ego that comes out. I want a double boom. What's his name?

Gareth. Gareth. Okay, we need to find a winner. Megan's first. Hey, Megan. Hey. Hi, Megan. Who wins Friday Oaky today?

Oh, it's a clear winner here. I'm sorry, Clint, but it's definitely Bray. Yeah, I understand. Oh, cheers, Megan. I understand. That's okay. Oh, sorry, what was that? Gareth took it out. Megan, you're classic. No worries. Logan's here. G'day, Logan. Hello, Logan. Gareth took it out. Megan, you're classic.

No worries. Logan's here. G'day, Logan. Hello, Logan. You're back, Logan. Was this the man who came out of the closet on the show earlier? Logan, who's the winner of Friday Okie this afternoon? Definitely Bree, but I've got to say something.

Close. I don't think anyone wants to boom, boom, boom in the room with you because... I understand, I understand. You're a savage, Logan! No, normally I'd be offended, but hearing that... You know, I actually walked out of my recording session going, you know what, I did alright. Ellie's right, I dropped it an octave. I did okay, and then I heard it.

I think yours was completely fine, except for your boom booms. I think mine was fine, except for the boom-booms. I think mine was fine except for the singing. You're what? Sorry, Logan? From a fellow thespian to a thespian. Oh, yeah, one thespian to another, yes. Ah, well, that's all I'm going to say. Okay, that's all you need to say. The size is it all, Logan.

Stafford? Hi, Stafford. Hello. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks... Stafford? Hi, Stafford. Hello. Hello. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks. Yourself? Oh, you know, not too bad after that. As good as we can be.

What's your thoughts this week? Oh, I think it has to go to Clint. Really? Far out. All right, Stafford. Stafford. Cheers for that, mate. Appreciate it.

No worries. If you can get your ears cleaned out as soon as you get out of lockdown, that's going to be beneficial for you and the whole whānau. But, hey, I appreciate your vote. I really, really do. Fonz is here. G'day, Fonz. Hello, Fonz.

Hey. Hello. Hey, who's... How are you? Good, good, good. And how are you all doing? Good. Good to talk to you again, Fonz.

Who's the winner of Friday Oaky, Fonz? You just said it, Clint. Who? You. It? You. It's me. Okay, we appreciate that too. Thank you, Fonz. Let's go to the decider.

Last one. Isla, hi. Hi. How you doing? Good, thanks. How are you? Not too bad. What are your thoughts this week for Friday Oaky?

Who are you voting for? I'm voting for Clint. I'm shocked. Thanks Isla. Have a good weekend. I am genuinely shocked. Thanks Isla. Okay, alright, that'll do it.

I'm bringing Clint. How did that happen? To be honest, I am used to it now. I think I've made my bed and I'll lie in it. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

All right, Birthday Banger time. We'll take your birthdays and we'll figure out what was number one on your 16th. Playing first is Shelley. Hi, Shelley. Hi, Shell. Hello. Hi. Whereabouts in the country are you isolated?

I'm on the shore in Auckland. Oh, beautiful. Yeah. Nice. What's your birthday, Shelley? 8th of the 1st, 82. All right, you were 16 in 1998 on the 8th of January. Kia ora. I'm Simon Bound, and I host Business is Boring,

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Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network in partnership with Spark Lab. Shelley, this is your birthday banger. I don't care who you are, who you are, where you're from, where you're from. Shelley, this is your birthday banger Yes, Shelley Was this a bit of 16-year-old Shelley on the shore? Totally, I wouldn't call it a banger, but it's smooth It's a banger It's a very big song It's a banger

Okay, cool, wait there Shelley Let's go and talk to Jesse Hey Jesse Hey mate G'day Jesse, what's your birthday? Big song. It's a banger. Okay, cool. Wait there, Shelly. Let's go and talk to Jesse. Hey, Jesse. Hey, mate. G'day, Jesse. What's your birthday? 11th of the 9th, 1996. All right.

You were 16 in 2012 on the 11th of September. And on that day, this topped the chart. We don't even have to try. It's always a good time. Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen, Good Time. Do you like that for your birthday banger? Oh yeah, it's sweet. I don't know if it suits you, Jesse.

No, not at all. It doesn't feel like it suits you. I think Jesse's being diplomatic. Let's talk to Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hey, guys. How are you? Good.

How are you? I'm good. That's good. What's your birthday, Renee? We'll do your birthday banger. It's the 27th of August, 1984. All right. You were 16 in the year 2000 on the 27th of August.

And in the millennium, this was number one. Rob Thomas and Matchbox 20, Bent. What are your thoughts on that, Renee? You're not really phased. Would you get away with calling a song bent in 2020? Probably not. Yeah, I don't know. Hey, Bree.

Yeah? I just wanted to tell you that my wee daughter, she just loves you. She thinks you're great. That's so lovely. What's your daughter's name? Her name's Lucy. Oh, is she listening? Yeah, she's right beside me.

Oh, hi, Lucy. Hope you're having a good isolation. We're trying to make the most of things. Okay, good. You better behave for your mum. She's the best person in the world. That's what I tell my mum. Thank you.

She needed to hear that. Okay, who's going to win this birthday banger? Is it going to be the Backstreet Boys, Matchbox 20 or Our City? I feel like the answer's pretty self-evident. I feel like it's pretty obvious. Is this one of those ones where we don't have to vote? Where we don't have to say it out loud?

Yeah, I think so. Let's just play it. You look at me, I'll look at you. And... Backstreet Boys. We got it right. All day, any day.

That means Shelley from the Shore, you win birthday banger. Congratulations. Yay, Shelley. Thank you. Yay. This, Shelley. Thank you. Yay. This is such a good tune. It's such a good tune.

Turn it up. Brianne Clint. This is Zed Im. All the loneliness has always been a friend of mine I'm leaving my life in your hands People say I'm crazy and that I am blind Thank you. Hey, don't care what's written in your history As long as you're here with me I don't care who you are, where you're from

What you did, as long as you love me Who you are, Where you're from Don't care what you did As long as you love me Every little thing that you have said and done Feels like it's deep within me Doesn't really matter if you're on the run It seems like we're meant to be

I don't care who you are, where you're from What you did, as long as you love me Who you are, where you're from Don't care what you did, as long as you love me. Yeah. As long as you love me. I've tried to hide it so that no one knows But I guess it shows When you look into my eyes

What you did and where you're coming from I don't care As long as you love me, baby I don't care who you are, who you were, where you're from, what you did As long as you love me, you love me I don't care who you are, who you were, where you're from, what you did As long as you love me Who you are

Where you're from What you did As long as you love me Who you are Where you're from As long as you love me You know who you are As long as you love me

What you give, I don't care As long as you love me We should do that song for Friday Okie One Week. That is a great song. The winner of Birthday Banger from the Backstreet Boys, As Long As You Love Me. For Shelly from the Shore. You there, Brie?

Yeah, my microphone got caught in the side of my couch. Oh, $2. $2. Brie and Clint. Tiger King How good How good I mean

How good I was going to sing But I'm A couple of seconds Delay So I better not do that Bree's live from her home Where if she wanted to

Right now She could flick on An episode of Tiger King On Netflix Yeah I've been watching it In between talk breaks During the show today, just going over it.

Have you finished it? How many episodes is it? It's seven. I finished it like a couple of weeks ago, and I was like trying to tell everyone about it, and everyone's like, oh, piss off with your tiger documentary, and now everyone's on the train. You're a tiger influencer.

I am. You're a, no, I'm not going to. Were you going to try and do a tiger fluencer or something? No, I was going to do a pussy joke. Oh. Have been for a while. Anyway, story out today about Joe Exotic. If you haven't seen the documentary Tiger King, you need to watch it.

It is absolutely, it's got everything in there from murder to people owning their own pet tigers to backstabbing to gay men to, I mean, feeding tigers Walmart meat from the supermarket. I mean, it's got everything in there. Music videos. Music videos like the one that's playing in the background right now. And Joe Exotic, who is the main character in Tiger King, he is the Tiger King, has come out and said today he believes he has a couple of picks for who he wants to play him if a movie gets made about him. Of course he does. I can't think of anybody who has a list more readily available than Joe Exotic. Yeah, he's got two main picks.

Okay. Any guesses from you who you think that they would be? These are not accurate guesses, but these are who I think he thinks should play him. Okay. And I think he's gone for Ryan Gosling or Brad Pitt. His top pick for who he wants to play him in a movie is Brad Pitt. Yep. I can see.

Yep, yep, yep. Second pick was Joe Dirt. Joe Dirt? I mean, pretty spot on. Does he know that Joe Dirt's not a real person? Yeah, I think he meant David Spade, but yeah, as Joe Dirt. Yeah, right. You never know.

Yep. Which would be a pretty good pick. I've come up with my own version of who I think should play all of the main cast. Yeah, go on then. In the show. So this is, I mean, only for people who've watched it. For Joe Exotic, I came up with a few more people. I'll run them by you, Clint.

I thought Jared Leto would be a good Joe Exotic. If he grew his mullet out. Jared Leto's very versatile, yep. Dax Shepard I thought would be a good Joe Exotic as well. Dax Shepard from Scrubs. Is that who Dax Shepard is? No, no, no. That's not who that is, no.

Oh, right, okay. Different guy. Or I thought my top two picks would either be Matthew McConaughey. I think he'd do a bang-up job of that. Yeah. Because he's got the accent. Or Woody Harrelson. Oh, yeah, that's a good option too.

He'd be very good. There's one more you haven't thought of. Who? Chuck Norris. Oh, yeah, Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris would play a great Joe Exotic. Let's go down the cast. Carole Baskin.

There's only one pick for me. That's Kate McKinnon. I think would do a very good job. Don't you reckon? Yeah. Then we've got Doc Antle, who is the guy that has the cult that has all the girlfriends. He's the guy that Joe Exotic modelled his life on.

Pretty much. I think John C. Reilly, who is the guy that's in Step Brothers with Will Ferrell. Yep. I think he would do an amazing job of that role. Yeah, he would. I think that he's built for that role. Yep. Jeff Lowe, who is the guy that stole the zoo eventually

from Joe Exotic. I think that's Tim McGraw all over it. Yeah. It has to be kind of a playboy type character, right? Yeah, like kind of fit looking, a little bit younger. That's Tim McGraw. And then we go into Joe Exotic's boyfriends. I think for John Finlay, which is the guy that does all the interviews without a top on.

No teeth. No teeth. I think Tom Hardy would do a very good job of that. He would. Yeah, he basically is Tom Hardy's character from Peaky Blinders, actually. Yeah, pretty much. And then the last one I thought was, you know, Travis, unfortunately. Yeah, the other boyfriend, the second guy he married.

Yeah. Oh, the young hot guy. Yeah, the young hot guy with the dark hair. I think Pete Davidson, who used to date Ariana Grande, should play him. Yeah, I can see that. And there's the cast. Line it up. Tiger King.

If nothing else, it would make a great Saturday Night Live sketch. Oh, yeah, that'd be good too. Get them all together to do that. And it has to be David Spade. David Spade. It has to be David Spade. Joe Dade. It has to be David Spade. Joe Dirt. With his Joe Dirt mullet glued back on.

Remember he glued the mullet on in Joe Dirt? That's right. Yep. You're not going to believe this, but my KFC informant, the man who believes he's mastered the exact recipe to create KFC chicken at home, has gone dark on me. How convenient when he has to finally reveal the secret

of all the herbs and spices. He's not anywhere to be seen. Either he's done that, like he's built up styles, or someone's got to him. It's a conspiracy. I'm telling you. They've got word that he knows how to make it and people have got to him and they've knocked him off or something.

How many herbs and spices are in KFC? 11. Is it only 11? Well, 11 secret ones. 11. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How many herbs and spices do you put in a meal? There's a lot of different herbs and spices.

I was just thinking that there'd be, you know, probably more than that. I was thinking 17 for some reason. Yeah, but if you're coating something, how many herbs and spices would you put into the coating? I mean, depends what the meal is. 11 seems like a lot to me. That's a lot of jars of Greggs to have on the bench. Well, let's talk about this. Salt,

pepper is two. They're definitely in the KFC one, by the way. They're like herbs and spices. Then you've got like, what, garlic? Then you've got oregano. Maybe got a bit of maybe

rosemary. I don't know. Are you revealing a Thomas Al family recipe right now? No, to be honest, my nunna's bolognese sauce has a lot of different stuff in it. Like I'm saying, probably around 11 things. And I would never reveal that recipe. So I get where the kernel's coming from, you know. Anyway, we're not going to get that.

But if you want to know how to make a perfect Whopper at home, Burger King France have gone. We know you guys. This is big from them too. They've gone, we know you guys can't come in at the moment for a Whopper. So this is exactly how we make them. It's an incredibly simple burger. I think that's the beauty of the Whopper.

But if you go to Burger King France on Twitter, you can actually watch a full tutorial on how to make a Whopper at home. And it's all stuff you can get from New World. Like, it's very simple ingredients. That's right, people. That is how much time we have on our hands at the moment. We're making our own Whoppers. I'm probably going to do that this weekend.

I love the Whopper, so I'll probably give that a go. Why not? Are you at the point yet, personally, where you would do bad things for some takeaways? No, to be honest, I'm actually really enjoying being forced and held against my will in the kitchen. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's good.

But have you considered how nice fresh hot chips are? Like has the thought of, you know that mouth-watering feeling you get when you see a batch of salty, oily, hot chips in front of you, like, has that run through your mind at all? And that's just the side. I'm not talking about the Whopper that comes with it or the Wicked Wings or the Big Mac or the Quarter Pounder or whatever it is that you've got going with those chips.

Like, those thoughts haven't flashed through your mind yet? Nah, I'm keen for a nice, healthy salad this evening. or whatever it is that you've got going with those chips. Those thoughts haven't flashed through your mind yet? Nah, I'm keen for a nice healthy salad this evening. You are such a liar. You are honestly, you are such a liar. What makes you think that? I always enjoy a lovely, healthy keto salad in the evenings. Yeah, you and me both.

I want to tell you about, have you ever heard of a pink dog? A pink dog? A pink dog. No, I've never heard of a pink dog. Did you know that there is such thing as pink dogs and they haven't been dyed, their hair's not been changed in any way, they're actually pink from birth. Really? Yeah. I feel like this is

like the sort of dog that you know, remember there was the small dog fed? The Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie era where everyone had a tiny dog in a handbag? And if they could get a pink one, this sounds like the dog for them. Well, yeah. Pretty much. There's about a 100 in the world.

So they're very rare, like super rare. And there's one particular one that's getting a lot of attention on social media at the moment. And it's a pink pug called Milkshake. A pink pug? Pink pug. Is it like an albino? Is it like a gene deformity or something?

Yeah, well, this is the thing, right? So apparently he's not actually albino. He just has the colouring, but he doesn't suffer from sight loss or hearing loss. He's healthy. He's just pink. Right. He's so cute, too. And pink, pink, like hot pink Or like a cool pink

Or like a Like a cool pink Dusky pink Which is very Like the colour of my water bottle Kind of Oh dusky pink Like a dusky pink

Oh how on trend Yeah I know And yeah Apparently there's only A hundred of them That is so rare Wouldn't you start If you had one

Wouldn't you go on Instagram Find the other one And just start Breeding the shit out of them, Joe Exotic style? Oh, that's a really good idea because I thought to myself, I was like, this could be the next Grumpy Cat by the looks of this dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I went on and I tried to find Milkshake the Pug on Instagram and I did find him. It's a him. And he only has 68,000 followers, which I mean, it's not too bad. Pretty good. 68,000 followers is a lot for a dog. I mean, Grumpy Cat. How many did Grumpy Cat have?

You know, Grumpy Cat didn't have as many as you think. How many did Grumpy Cat have? I'm going to have a look right now. Grumpy Cat still updates his profile, even though he is no longer with us. Passed away, yeah. Does a lot of posts about merch, like Grumpy Cat cups and stuff. Oh, that's weird that he would continue that on. Actually, no, I take it back. Grumpy Cat currently has 2.7 million Instagram followers.

Yeah, I'm going to say that's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot. For someone that digs a hole and does a poo in it. Do we think it's going down? Like surely Grumpy Cat isn't getting new followers? I don't know. Well, maybe. Maybe the news hasn't reached some people. He doesn't do captions anymore. So he's not pretending that he's alive, but he's also not stating that they're posthumous posts. That's an interesting part of that. What are the captions on there?

No, no, no captions. No captions? They're not putting up captions unless it's a post of Grumpy Cat's merchandise in which it says, get the full line of Grumpy Cat pet accessories at Pet Outrageous Designs at the Global Pet Expo next week. Well, that'll be cancelled because of coronavirus. But yeah, mostly it's just super cute pictures

with no captions. God, they're still milking it, aren't they? Yeah, yep. I think Grumpy Cat had a good life. Do we think Grumpy Cat had a good life? I mean, I want to hope so. I remember seeing Grumpy Cat at the MTV VMAs in the front row. And I'm like, no cat wants to be at the VMAs. No,

cats don't want to be anywhere. Cats want to be inside, away from people. That's where they want to be. Especially a grumpy one. Yeah, grumpy cat especially. If you do want to follow the pink dog Milkshake, go to Instagram Milkshake the pug. You can have a look at how cute he is there.

I'm looking him up right now. Milkshake. Shake. Milkshake. The pug. Does it come up? Pug. Come on, Milkshake. The pug. Does it come up? Pug.

Come on, milkshake. There he is. 68,000 followers. Oh, my God. Yeah. He's pink, isn't he? He's pink. Pink.

He's also done a Tiger King post. Have you seen that? Has he? Oh, my God. It says, the look when you realise Carole Baskin is still free. Good. He's got a good Instagram game. I'll give him that. Bree and Clint.

It's time for a morale boosting request. All right, let's get it. This is where you guys text us in, 9696. What song do you need to hear right now? What song is going to bring up your mood? Just really give you that kick to go into the weekend. Here are the best ones I was able to pull together during that song.

Is the song to lift our mood and send us into the weekend today, Mickey. Oh, Mickey, you're so fine. Oh, Mickey, you're so fine. You're so fine. You blow my mind. Hey, Mickey. Hey, Mickey. Could well be. Oh, Mickey. It's a cheerleading song, you know,

and they're all about building people up. It could be that. Bring It On, the movie, really made that song come into a new world. Yeah, it gave it a second life. Yep. Is it that or is it Queen? I want to break free.

I want to break free. We love a bit of Queen on this show. Do love some Queen. Could be that. Or could it be the hot mess herself, Kesha? And blow. What do you reckon she's talking about there? God, it could be one of multiple things, couldn't it? Really good.

I can think of a few. Or is it Ebba? Young and sweet, only 17 Dancing queen Or is it the song by the man who passed away today from coronavirus, the guy from Fountains of Wayne who wrote this song? This is mum, has got it going on Did he really? Yeah, it was a bizarre headline. Because he's not a celebrity that I've ever thought of.

But it was one of the top stories when I opened the news app this morning. And it said Fountains of Wayne songwriter passes away at 53. Oh, that's horrible. It is horrible. And does his song Stacey's Mom get played today? Might be a nice tribute to him. Yeah, it might be a nice tribute. Oh, I'm now emotionally attached to that song.

I shouldn't have said that. I didn't mean to sway you. I don't think it should be factored in. Because we didn't do a tribute. Well, maybe we do need to. Let's go through them now that we know them all. What are we eliminating? I don't feel like we can eliminate Queen just yet.

Okay, leave that one in. We'll leave that in. What about Hey Mickey? Nah, leave that in, just yet. Okay, leave that one in. We'll leave that in. What about Hey Mickey? Nah, leave that in, I reckon. Leave that in. Okay, what about Kesha? Yeah, I reckon take that out. I reckon that's gone too.

Yeah, it just isn't quite kick enough, right? No. Dancing Queen? A little bit slow. It's not going to win over Fountains of Wayne, Stacey's mum, so that's gone to win over Fountains of Wayne, Stacey's mom, so that's gone. And then Fountains of Wayne. Keep.

Keep that one. I think you keep that one, yeah. Okay, then we go through one more time. We are down to three songs. With those three songs, keep Hey Mickey. Yeah. Keep it. It's got the upbeat vibe that you need.

I think so too Keep clean Everyone does want to break free at the moment It's quite timely Yeah It is Which means do we get rid of Sassy's mum? I don't know

You make the decision Oh this is so hard. You know I suck at these decisions. I think it's only appropriate when we can't make a tough decision that we make producer Ellie make that decision. So Ellie, are we going to be choosing Hey Mickey, Queen I Want to Break Free or Fountains of Wayne, Stacey's Mum today?

Look, I'm just going to come in here and say that Fletchbourne and Megan did a lovely tribute to that song this morning for Friday Flashback. Yes. So it's mum today. Look, I'm just going to come in here and say that Fletchbourne and Megan did a lovely tribute to that song this morning for Friday Flashback. Yes. So it has played today, but, you know. So it got the recognition that it deserves? Yeah, it got the recognition, but we could play it twice because it is a great song.

Yeah, we can play it twice. They've done that then. Yeah. But, oh, I mean, Hey Mickey, I haven't heard that in a while. Did they play any Hey Mickey on the show this morning? I can't say they did that this morning, no. Did they play any Queen on the show this morning? No, they didn't. I mean, that in a while Did they play any Hey Mickey on the show this morning? I can't say they did that this morning, no Did they play any Queen on the show this morning? No, they didn't

I mean, that's a banger I'm going to say that Fountains of Wayne is gone Do you agree, Brie? Yeah Does that make it easier for you guys? No, it doesn't You've still got to make the decision Oh, is it still my choice?

We're still down to Queen and Hey Mickey Okay, you know I love Queen so much They're my favourite band ever But I think that particular song's a little bit slow Good decision, keep going I think Hey Mickey is more upbeat That's the right decision Absolutely

So producer Ellie, what's our morale boosting request today? Hey Mickey There we go Yep, this is the right decision Free and clean, ZM Yeah, this is the right decision for you and Clay. Sit in. Hey, Nicky You've been around all night And that's a little long You think you've got the right

But I think you've got it wrong Well, can't you say goodnight So you can take the right, but I think you've got it wrong Well, can't you say goodnight so you can take me home, Mickey? But when you say you will, it always means you won't You're giving up the chance, baby, please, baby, don't Every night you still leave me all alone, Mickey I'll take you where the pity you don't understand You take it by the heart when you take it by the hand Thank you. Now when you take me by the booze And I'm gonna know Every time you move I let a little more show

There's something interesting You just don't say no So come on and give it to me Any way you can Any way you wanna do it I'll take it like a man Oh please baby please Don't leave me in the damn again

I'll make you wanna feel it Oh, please, baby, please, don't leave me in the dam again Oh, Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand You take me by the heart, but you take me by the hand Oh, Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand? It's got to do, Mickey I want you to do, Mickey, do, Mickey To break my heart again Oh, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine You blow my mind, hey, Mickey Thank you. Oh, Mickey, oh, Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand Oh, Mickey, oh, so pretty, can't you understand

It's guys like you, Mickey I want you to Mickey, to Mickey To pick my heart, Mickey Oh, Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand Oh, Mickey, Tony Basil and Mickey, the winner of our motivational morale boosting request today, beating Queen.

Mickey, what an arsehole. Do you think that's the overarching message of that song? Yeah, she's saying don't break my heart, Mickey. Obviously he's running around, hooking up, sliding right from people. Do you think it was about the mouse? No. Because I always think of the mouse. No, it was a guy named Mickey.

Yeah, right. What are you doing calling your kid Mickey? Slippery Mickey. There are some names that are taken. Mickey is taken. Jesus is a name. Jesus is taken. Elvis is taken.

Elvis is 100% taken. It's taken. Madonna, taken. Taken. Cher, taken. And don't you dare call your ginger baby Ed Sheeran. It's taken Madonna Taken Taken Cher Taken And don't you dare Call your ginger baby Ed Sheeran

Like just don't Think about what you're doing That'd be a weird First name Ed Sheeran Yeah Ed Sheeran Roberts The ginger

Oh no Oh no God knows That's the words God knows I's some words. God knows I want to break free. Free and Clint. I want to tell you about this story where this woman found what she thought was a vintage bottle stopper.

Do you know what we're talking about? You know where if you open a bottle of wine, there's those things where you can drop into it that kind of seals it off oh yes yeah i want one of those because i never get through a full bottle of bubbles you know yeah well this might be one go yeah this could be for you um there was a woman who uh pretty much they were christian um and that makes sense later on in the story. But she found a vintage bottle opener that had gold coating on it. Bottle opener or bottle stopper? Bottle stopper, sorry.

Bottle stopper that had gold coating on it. She was from Indiana in the US, and she thought, wow, I've found something pretty good here. Yeah. So she sent pictures of the bottle stopper to her sister where she pretty much found it in her garden. She dug it up in her garden. So she was like, I'm on to something good here. Anyway, the sister decided she would post it in the Christian group

that they're a part of on Facebook to see if anyone on Facebook in the Christian group would know anything about the vintage... Like a Christian archaeologist. Yeah, pretty much. Like the vintage bottle stopper. Does anyone in the group know anything about this? Yeah. Anyway, it wasn't long until people started commenting

and there was a few people who had an idea of what the item was, when it was made, all that kind of thing, you know. Turns out it actually wasn't a vintage bottle stopper. Okay, what was it? Turns out it was a four and a half inch butt plug. I knew you were going to say butt plug. Oh, my God. Why did it have gold on it?

For decoration. Anyway, this is... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Which member of the Christian Facebook page was brave enough to pipe up and go, actually, I'm aware of what that is. I don't know, but I wish I did. They haven't disclosed that. That would have happened in the DM, right?

Can you imagine? So there was a few people in the DMs who were having a good laugh and they were like, just so you know, it's not a stopper. I know someone goes, well, technically it is a stopper. Technically it is a stopper, yeah. Just not for a bottle. Yeah. Wow.

Hey, I've got to give it up to the Christian Facebook page. I didn't think they had it in them. Hey, just because you're Christian doesn't mean you can't be kinky. Yeah, sounds like a few of them have had it in them. Oh, Jesus. Literally. Have you seen, obviously people are talking about the adult website, the indoor gardening website that has offered premium prescriptions.

Prescriptions. Subscriptions. I was going to say, I didn't know you could catch anything from a website. What do I need a prescription for? You may catch something. Everyone's been talking about that because obviously, you know, when you're in self-isolation. But there's one adult website that has also created something people are talking about,

which they're calling the panic button. Which website is it? That is a good question. I think it's called I'm Live. Right. Yeah, and I think it's more like indoor gardening webcams.

Oh, right. Live tutorials. Kind of. Yeah, live tutorials on how to indoor garden. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Someone guides you through the process. That type of thing. And you can offer them feedback as well. Yes, yes.

Yeah, I understand, I understand. They've created, yeah, what I said, they're calling the panic button because they believe, you know, people don't go onto their website or tune into their online tutorials because they're afraid of someone walking into their indoor gardening. Right. How does a panic button work? So essentially, you nominate a website you want your computer screen to switch to straight away if you press the panic button.

Yeah. And that's essentially how it works. So any time if someone opens the door slightly, you press the panic button, it'll take you straight to, I don't know, your emails or something. Yeah, right. You've got to have a hand free, though. That's the issue with the panic button.

What are you doing? No, I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying you need to still have one hand hovering over the mouse like as a trigger ready. Yeah, right. Yeah. Right, right.

Anyway, the panic button, apparently, you've got it there, Clint, if you want to hit it off. This is the panic button? Yeah. Okay, I'm going to push it now. Oh, yeah. Oh. Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah. That was literally just the sound of two people Gardening Sorry wrong button I tell you what it made me panic So if that was the desired result Well done achieved Hence why we called it the panic button. Hey, thanks for the great tip, man.

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