ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – April 4th 2019

Episode Date: April 4, 2019

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I like you a lot I've never told you how I really feel but I'm doing it now We've been recording. Well, that was just for us, but... Here's the podcast, guys. Now let me see you dance. Here's the podcast, guys. Zed-in. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. Zed-ins. Brie and Clint. Oh, well, good afternoon, everybody,

and welcome along to New Zealand's leading radio show for aviation, maritime, and now vegan shepherd's pie recipes news. Oh, my God. Yesterday you gave out the vegan shepherd's pie recipe. News. Oh my God. Yesterday you gave out the vegan shepherd's pie recipe. Well, you offered to. And I don't think you were able to keep up with the number of requests for the recipe. I was actually overwhelmed.

I think I talked it up maybe a little bit too much. It was the recipe I talked about that my ex used to make and I was contemplating texting my ex to get the recipe. Yeah. But we don't talk. And then I found a recipe book in our house that I was going to chuck out with all the vegan recipes that my ex used to make. You know, this is a glimpse into our future.

This must be what it's like to do an afternoon show on Coast. And you're like, welcome to the show, everybody. Today, we will have a vegan shepherd's pie recipe plus some excellent tools for streak-free glass cleaning. That's all coming up soon on The Coast. It'll be great. At least you know we've got a career plan. There was over 700 texts for that recipe.

So what have you done? I know you weren't able to reply to all of those messages. Yeah, I couldn't reply to all of them. I got very overwhelmed. So we eventually posted the recipe to our Brian Clint Facebook page and our Instagram. Is the text thing working? I think so. It is up and working. Oh, producer

Ellie's done some behind the scenes work. I know you're busy eating at the moment but just nod if I've got this correct. You can text recipe to 9696. This is especially fun today too because you get to try and figure out how to spell recipe. It's great. You know, like, so we're learning and we're earning.

If you want the vegan shepherd's pie recipe that my ex used to make, text recipe to 9696. We promise we'll talk about some Kardashians and Instagram and shit today too. But right now, recipes. Next though, we want to know why you got sacked. We want to know how you lost your job.

We've all been there. Well, maybe not everyone. No, not everyone. But a few of us. Some of us. Some of us. And we want to hear your stories next. This is Imagine Dragons and Bad Liar.

Bree and Clint. ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. The podcast. There's a bar in Melbourne that's under hot water at the moment. Oh, that's very Melbourne to put your bar underneath water. I know. Well, it's actually, now that you say that,

it is a hipster wine bar that's in question. It's called Joe's Shoe Store, but it's a wine bar. Typical Melbourne. And they're in hot water. Is it set in an old shoe store and you drink your wine from a boot? Probably, probably. Apparently it's actually really quite a nice place, but there's a petition

at the moment to get it shut down because there's all these stories that are coming out about uh employees that are mistreated and are sacked uh with pretty much you know a really crappy reason okay so there's one bartender that has spoken out and said that the owners of the hipster wine bar sacked me because I didn't attend the Christmas party. Oh, well, no, you can't do that. That's a bit rough. If it's true, if it's true. If it's true, if it's true, this is all allegedly. So apparently.

Hell hath no fury like a hipster scorned. They can make up all kinds of stories. So apparently there was four of them, four employees that didn't attend their Christmas party and they all got the sack, which isn't great. And then there's a few other things that are now coming to the surface where they've sacked people for really weird reasons.

Like one of them, this one chick asked if they got paid penalty rates on public holidays. Oh, like overtime, time and a half. Yeah, because, you know, everyone else has a holiday and if you want me to work, then you pay me an extra rate. That's the law in Australia. I don't know how it works here in New Zealand.

Yeah, no, it's the same. Same, yeah. Anyway, after she asked the question, they sacked her. Hmm, right. But they just said there was no more they sacked her. Right. But they didn't they just said there was no more shifts there for her.

Oh I see. Which I mean that's the same. It would be awful to work in a place where you felt like you couldn't ask questions for fear of losing your job

and there'd be lots of places like that around. Because there has been places and I know that this has happened at a few businesses in Australia and they're even actual chain businesses

where they weren't paying their staff correctly. No. Oh, that's been happening here too. Yeah. And then they don't pay them penalty rates and they don't pay them the right rate on a Sunday. Yeah. Yeah, so all this kind of stuff.

We want to kind of open the phones now on 0800DIALS at M for people who have been sacked. We'll take the bad reasons, but we also want to hear maybe you did the wrong thing. I'm more interested in those ones. Me too. What did you do to get yourself fired? Like, if you can admit that it's your fault,

that's who I want to hear from this afternoon. Me too. What did you do? And if the wounds have healed and you've got another great new job, then we want to hear from you this afternoon. Did you steal $1,500 worth of toilet paper over the course of a year? You know that kind of stuff. Stop bringing up my stories. Yeah well actually it's a good way to get toilet paper and

milk but you didn't hear that from me. And wine. 0800 dial ZM or text 9696 What did you get sacked for? Brie and Clint, the podcast ZM. There's a bar in Melbourne that's under fire at the moment because there's stories going around that allegedly

they've been firing employees for pretty crappy reasons. Not going to the Christmas party. I'd be really offended too if I organised a Christmas party and an employee didn't come, but I wouldn't fire them for it. You can't fire someone for that though, can you? But you know there's office politics where they're like, we never do any staff bonding, we never do any morale and then you organise

a Christmas party and they're like, that sounds dumb, not coming. Like, damned if you do, damned if you don't when it comes to the Christmas party.

They also fired a girl after she asked why they didn't get paid penalty rates for public holidays. Yeah, see, I don't have a funny joke for that one.

That one's just crap. That one's just crap. So we want to know this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM, why did you get fired? Yeah, why'd you get fired? Yeah, why'd you get fired? Hi, Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hey, how's it going? Good. What'd you get fired for? Because I had a photo of a salad that the chef had made at work for lunch on my social media page. What? And you got fired for that? Yep.

Isn't that what chefs want these days? Don't they want you to put it on Instagram? Well, you'd think so, but apparently it was a breach of the social media clause in my contract, so they terminated my contract. Right. That's rough, Sarah. Sounds like you're better off not working there, to be honest.

Are you all right now? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, no worries at all. What's your Instagram handle? I'm keen to see the salad. I had to, as I was getting fired, I had to delete any Instagram posts that had anything to do with the workplace.

You've got two choices. I'll delete the photo or you can fire me. You can't have both. Look, next time you're in employment court, call me up, Sarah. I'll negotiate the deal for you, okay? Perfect, no worries. There's an interesting text. Someone said, I worked on a dairy farm.

The accommodation was in a sleep out from my boss's house. He was a very strong Christian man, and he fired me for having an adult sleepover with my boyfriend. You can't do that. You can't do that. Also, what else are you supposed to do on a dairy farm? That's rough. Got to have some fun.

Hi, Paul. Yep, hi. How's it going? Paul, good thanks. What did you get fired for? I was just transferring from one company to another in electrical firms, and I dropped my boss's wagon off for one of the old boys on the way home from the first firm and accidentally rolled it a few times up at the old paddock. And that was pretty bad.

But then I started work for the next company the next day, and he found out about four hours after I started and went, mate, pack your bags, you're out of here. Wait, you got fired from rolling someone else's wagon? That one seems a bit rough. Well, rolling the company wagon was probably the wrong thing to do, and I hadn't planned it, that's for sure. He can't really plan that stuff.

I'm glad he's all right. Hi, Rhys. Hi, Rhys. How are you going? Rhys, what did you get sacked for? I was doing donuts on a loader on a construction site. And Rhys, why were you doing that? Well, it was raining and I thought it would be a great idea

and it was fun at the time. Yeah, you're not going to, Brie, you're not going to not do donuts in a loader on a construction site, are you? Rhys, you sound like you have no regrets. I don't. I definitely do not. What do you do for a job now? I'm a truck driver.

Oh, good. I thought you were going to say, I drive monster trucks. Oh, that would be the dream. That would be. Okay, one more. This is, ooh, this person wants to remain anonymous. Good afternoon, Anonymous. Hello, how are you?

Hello, Anonymous. We're good. What did you get sacked for? Because I'm gay. Ooh. Wait a minute. Whoa. Really?

Did they say that's why they sacked you, or you just put two and two together? No, but that's the underlying reason why it happened. So what happened? Tell us what actually happened. Well, my manager's quite homophobic. We were having an argument on a work site, and I left, and the next day I didn't have a job. Wow.

What have you done about it? Are you going to take them to employment court? Still, legal proceedings are still going on. Well, you know what you could do, Anonymous. I mean, I take this very seriously and I think that's absolutely disgusting, but you could always send them a letter filled with glitter because we all know how annoying that would be.

Also, I've got another suggestion. I like that. Peaceful protest. Mine's a peaceful protest too. Wait till he goes to sleep and then go and do a dump on his windscreen. No idea is a bad idea in a brainstorm. We'll keep brainstorming for you, Anonymous.

No, it sounds good. We've got you back here, mate. This time, speaking of Dean McCarthy, this time yesterday we were speaking to him You anonymous? No, it sounds good. We've got you back here, mate. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. This time, speaking of Dean McCarthy, this time yesterday we were speaking to him about Ariana Grande. Yeah, there was like rumours floating around about Ariana Grande yesterday about her potentially, possibly being a bisexual. And someone in the studio was potentially, possibly very excited. Yeah, you need to calm down.

Excuse me. Yeah, so this information broke after her song. What's it called? Monopoly, yeah. Yeah, so there's a song on her album that was released a couple of days ago called Monopoly. She sings it with songwriter Victoria Monet and there's one particular lyric in the song

that obviously people were talking about. This one right here. One more time. I think it's that bit that you're getting excited about. Right, that bit right there. Yeah, that woman and men bit. So Ariana Grande has commented. She's tweeted

about it and she's come out and she's said that she hasn't commented on her sexuality before. And she still doesn't feel the need to comment now. She did comment on her sexuality. She said this. I know that's not the news that you wanted. Well, I find it really interesting because I did some more digging and so Victoria Monet, who is the songwriter who's on that track with her, in the song, when they first sing that lyric, they sing it together

and then Ariana Grande goes on later in the song and she sings that lyric by herself. And Victoria Monet, she came out as bisexual last year. Okay. So now people are like, is it Victoria that wrote that lyric? Is it both of you? Because you both sing it, but then Ariana sings it by herself. Who knows?

Can I flash you back to yesterday when the news broke and just the sheer excitement in your voice? Let's be positive. Maybe it's true. Yeah, you just need to challenge her to prove it, right? Yeah, prove it. I won't get offended if you hook up with me right now, Ariana Grande. Probably wouldn't have chanted her.

Can you imagine you were at her press conference? You boy. I'm not talking about that. Prove it. Prove that. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

Right, we've got them. Dean McCarthy, let's cross now. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz. Dean, Dean, the hot machine, what have you got for us today? Oh, g'day, guys. Look, drama.com slash ohmygoodness.com. Taylor Swift, let me set the scene for you.

Taylor Swift's home in Rhode Island. It's fabulous, right? Well, today a car chase was happening outside her house. It ended with the car being chased by police, smashing into her front gate and knocking down the front gate. That's dramatic. Were they trying to get to Taylor Swift? Was that the chosen destination of the car chase?

This is the thing. I think it's a creepy coincidence. Or it's Katy Perry. One of the two. Or it's Katy Perry. Yeah, or one of her exes that she's wrote songs about before. Okay, also, this college drama thing that keeps going on and on, the celebrities paying to get their kids into university.

You reckon that one of the stars of Desperate Housewives is now going to go to prison? Here's the drama with this one, right? So today, they're all millionaires and billionaires, right? And then, of course, there's Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman all went to court today. So the court case starts today. They've got some crazy lawyers, you can imagine, right?

If you're going to spend $500,000 to get your kid in school, you're going to spend some money on the lawyer. Apparently, the rumor is this, that no matter what they plea, no matter what the plea deal, there will be jail time involved. Wow. They are on, the guy, the guy who arranged it all, wiretapped them And has absolutely thrown them under the bus There is a video, like a recording Voice recordings of them doing it

So there's no case for them to be like Oh, I don't know what you're talking about No, no, they're busted Do you reckon Scarlett Johansson will play Felicity Huffman in the movie? Definitely, yeah I reckon Hopefully one of them paid for their kids to get into law school So that they can like I don't know

Defend them in court or something like that They'll be going to some super rich Like white person prison though right There's probably a special Hollywood prison that people like that go to right Dean Yeah like a concierge Or a jacuzzi That'll be fine Lindsay Lohan has a loyalty card there

Yeah actually that sounds quite nice I'm keen to go to prison for my next holidays Okay that's Dean, live from Hollywood. He's our Hollywood correspondent. Spires brought to you by Bonds Intimately. You can text BONDS

to 9696 right now to win a Bonds $250 prize pack. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brie and Clint. Hey, kia ora everybody. Great to have you listening this afternoon.

Brie and Clint, we went on a field trip, like a class trip on the weekend didn't we? We went to Rotorua and we did some amazing things including the redwoods tree walks and also the Rotorua canopy tours where you go ziplining through like native forest and stuff and see native birds. A native bird bloody ate out of your

hand. It was very cool. Not guaranteeing you'll get that but if you would like to win for yourself a trip to Rotorua to do some of the things that we did, you can go and register for it now at ZM Online. You'll get return flights for two, two nights accommodation and a selection of activities. How nice.

Hey, observation we were just making here in the studio. Yes. Do all dads love surround sound? Yes, that is a universal dadism. It's a universal thing, isn't it? All dads will be sitting in the lounge room and if you got the surround sound, they go, it's like I was there when the Titanic sank.

And that's how I know I'm ready to be a dad because God, I love surround sound. Next on the show, I have promised you a big surprise and a surprise I have for you. Are you excited? Yep. Actually, producers, are we good to go with this surprise? a surprise I have for you. Are you excited? Yep. Actually, producers, are we good to go with this surprise? We're good to go. What is going on?

I'll tell you right now. No more waiting around, okay? Okay. Is it a miniature pony? No, it is not! I mean, I'm going to be nice because they're here. No, no, no. I've got good makeup on today. Ben, where's my...

The other day on the show... No! I'm not doing it. The other day on the show... No! The other day... No, I'm not doing it. The other day on...

I refuse. I refuse. The other day on the show, you said this. I need to make a confession. It's been weighing on me for a little while now. There's going to be a lot of people that don't agree. I hate massages. I have to go somewhere after this.

I'm not doing it. I'm not getting naked in the studio. Today we've organised you a massage. There is a great team of masseuse here. No. Yes. You're going to have a massage. I'm not.

Because I just reckon you don't like them because you haven't had a good one. No. Next on the show, Brie gets a massage. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I hate you. Join us shortly. Brie and Clint. The podcast. ZM. How you doing over there mate?

Payback is a bitch mate. The other day on the show Brie said this. I need to make a confession. It's been weighing on me for a little while now. It's going to be a lot of people that don't agree. I hate massages. And yeah, you've got a lot of people who rallied around you, but

I still believe that your opinion is wrong. That you are missing out on one of life's great pleasures, and that is massage. I thought this was a safe space. So today, we have organised a massage for you. In studio, we have the team from Belle Contour Mobile Massage.

They've brought in their table and they've brought in some oils. They're very lovely, by the way, and this is nothing against them. Rosa is standing by and she is going to give you your massage. So, actually, why don't we get underway? Let's begin. The massage is starting on your feet. Oh my God. Brie has opted for this massage to remain fully clothed.

You didn't even give me time. I'm in a public place. Rosa is currently climbing onto the table with Brie and working her way up the thighs towards the buttocks. Now this is... Oh no! This is... I know, Rosa, that is a place where people can carry

a lot of tension in their butt, isn't it? Like that is sometimes quite a heavy stress area. So if you feel the need to concentrate on that part of the body, go ahead. Do you hear me laughing? This is a rage laugh. It's a rage laugh. I mean,

I'm doing all the commenting here. I feel like maybe you could talk us through the process a little bit, Brie. How's things over there on the table? Look. Um. Can't deal with it. Oh, you're going to get what's coming to you, mate.

Okay, Rosa is now, she's on the table with Bree, and she is kind of draped over Bree's upper back area, and we're working the knots in the upper part of the shoulders. Now, this is the part that you should really start to enjoy, Brie. No, that does feel lovely. And Rosa is doing a lovely job. I just feel awkward AF. Rosa, do you think we could increase the pressure being applied?

Do you think we could push the pressure upwards? I'm very sore from F45. Do you go to F45? Yeah, didn't I tell you? You should have mentioned it. Yeah, no, I'm exercise now. She's been doing a lot of kettlebell work. So if you really feel the need to get in there

and drive some of those knots, you know, just really. I just feel like this is so intimate. You shut up, producer Ben. This is your last chance too. If you really feel like the clothes are inhibiting you, this is your last chance, too. Because we do have the essential oils here, too. The team at Belle Contour Mobile Massage

have brought with them the essential oils, and we can get a real lather going on you, if that's what you're in. Because there's nothing I want more than taking my clothes off in front of all of you guys here. That's on my to-do list, so may as well. Well, good for you because we're making a video out of this as well. No, you're not.

Now, we're going to apply a little bit of oil to the calves. Okay, yep. Oh, no, I hate you so much. And just while that area is being concentrated on, I know you didn't get a lot of warning for today's massage. Did you have time to shave your legs this morning? No. Now, this sort of thing takes time,

and I know that the team at Belle Contour Mobile Massage are professionals, so the massage is not going to end here. You're going to get the full 10-minute experience. We're going to go away. And then when we come back, you can let us know whether your opinion has changed regarding massage. How does that sound, Bree? Testa la minchia.

Stop swearing at me in Italian. And we'll be back with you soon. If this is the sort of thing you would like to enjoy, why don't you text massage to 9696 right now. Thanks to GrabOne, we have two Bell Contour Massage vouchers to give away. Namaste, everybody. Back shortly. We go together.

ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Ah, Brie and Clint, two friends. Just two friends on ZM who do nice things for each other all the time. Brie 100, Clint 1. What do you mean by that? You got me. So when someone, this is, look, look, if you're looking to get into a career in radio,

when someone says something like this. I need to make a confession. It's been weighing on me for a little while now. It's going to be a lot of people that don't agree. I hate massages. The correct thing to do, and this is straight from the radio encyclopedia, you go and get them a massage. If you find out someone hates something, you go and get them that thing.

And that's what we just did for you. We just organised you a massage in studio. Usually I can pick something up before it's about to happen and usually I know what's going on. That came out of nowhere. Didn't pick up on that one. So we had the masseuse and, I mean, I'm jealous.

As a massage fan, I am jealous. Are you? As I watched that woman climb aboard you. That's the most action I've had in weeks. Work her way up your calves, up the back of your legs, deep, deep into the buttocks, further up the back,

into your shoulders, and then into the hair. That's the bit, like massaging the hair. And this is the bit that you don't know in New Zealand. Bree and I had a photo shoot today and Bree is looking hot. Well, she was

until she went face down in a massage table and had oil put in she was. I told you he went face down in a massage table. I'm going out tonight. I hate you so much. I'm just going to change my Facebook status in a relationship. With? Rosa. Brie and Clint, the podcast.

Just before we crack into the next thing we're going to talk about, just a proud moment, proud show moment. The Venute auction has made it into Trade Me's cool auctions section. Ooh! Yeah, we're not selling the Venute. Need to make that clear. We are not selling the Venute. We're selling a piece of rust that's been cut out of the Venute

to fundraise for repairs for the Venute. Different. It's unusual. Well, Trade Me thinks so. They think it's cool. And just to give you an idea of what else is cool, we are featured in there currently with the world's first all-weather wedding dress. Love it.

Own Your Own World's Smallest Violin. Love it. And the Raglan Hotel. God, we are the worst out of those. We're in good company in there. And if you would like to buy it, go to the cool auctions part of Trade Me. Trade Me. It's cool you say something so I don't just keep talking.

Are we talking about, oh, we're not talking about the Instagram thing? No, instead we gave you a message. We're moving on. Well, what do you want to talk about? No, that was divine. That was lovely. No, we can talk about this. I was having a conversation last night with my housemate, with my flatmate Annabelle. Iron Guts Annabelle. Iron Guts Annabelle. She's the one that ate the two

week old pasta. Yes. Also orders from that one Uber Eats place too much. Yeah. Also caused a mess of rough in your household when she sublet her room. Yes. That flatmate. Annabelle. You know Annabelle. You need to stop. We all know and love Annabelle. Stop bringing that up. We were having a conversation last night because we were watching Married at First Sight and we were talking about Jess and Dan. Now, you don't have to have watched the show, but they've recently just left their other partners and have gotten together. They cheated on their partners.

Yes. And then the show was like, well, you guys can be married now. Because that's good content. Good for ratings. Anyway, there was a conversation. I think it was probably the second night that they'd stayed together. Yeah. And the show alluded to that they'd done some indoor gardening.

Oh, the cameras basically stayed in the room until the, you know, until the finale. Until the hedge was trimmed. Yes. And anyway. Until Dan got the weed whacker out. Exactly. And I said to Annabelle, I was like, what's your thoughts on that?

Because obviously they haven't known each other for all that long. Like do you, and I brought up the fact that if I really like someone, usually I'll have a rule with myself. It's not a thing that I voice, but I'll have like a rule for myself that I've got a seven date rule. Sorry? Seven? Yeah.

Seven dates? God. Okay. Yeah, I mean, no, no, your choice. I'm not trying to. No, no, no, that's fine. I'm not trying to pressure you. Like I'm definitely not trying to pressure you. So when I say seven dates, that, your choice. I'm not trying to. No, no, no, that's fine. I'm not trying to pressure you. Like, I'm definitely not trying to pressure you.

So when I say seven dates, that could be anything. It doesn't have to be big elaborate dinners or anything. What do you mean by anything? What if I run into you at Kmart? Does that count? Do we go for a coffee or something? Yeah, okay. Damn it, you just tricked me into a date.

Seven, yeah, okay. So that's one. Yeah. And then, I mean, I'm not going to say what flatmate Annabelle, what she thought of that situation, but we were very different, flatmate Annabelle and myself. Can I say seven dates? Obviously, my rule is a bit different to yours too,

but, or was now that I'm married. God, you keep forgetting that wife of yours, Clint. We gave you a ring for a reason. Seven dates could take seven weeks. That's a long time to have to get to know you. I could be sick of you by seven weeks and it may never actually happen. Not if you really like someone.

Oh, I see. So that's what it's there for. So it's not always. It's like an obstacle course to get to the pot of gold. If you can survive these gruelling seven dates with me, then you are man or woman enough to take this prize. You will win immunity. And I bet, you know, obviously everyone has their own thoughts

and ideas and, you know, what they kind of put in place. Yes. I wanted to know if anyone else is the same as me. Do you have kind of like a rule that you keep to yourself that you kind of follow? Do you mean like a number? Yeah, a number. A number of dates that are required before...

The pot of gold. Yeah, before you invite them around to see you... Plant a sequoia tree. That's exactly what it is. Yeah. Water your Monstera. Producers, do you guys have a date rule? I've got to get the producers on. Hang on. Oh, hold on.

We still sit up for your message. Hold on. Producer Ellie's coming on in. Do you have a date rule, Producer Ellie? Oh, yep. No, take your time. No, take your time, mate. I'm just, yeah, take my time.

Yeah, ages, though. But then I've got a boyfriend so no but back in the day oh ages ages yeah yeah

so there's no you don't want to give that away too early yeah because I find that it forces them to get to know you more exactly right also do it

yeah okay yep so ages you're saying yeah because I want the respect for me first as me yes without that and then when I know because I want the respect for me first as me Yes

Without that And then when I know I've got the respect I'll be like, alright, you can enter God, you sound like a punisher I'm just kidding Also, please don't say you can enter Let's get the phones going We can come back

You can hear mine You can hear Ben's in a second Yes, on the text machine 9696 Do you have a number rule for dates before you give up? I've lost all analogy. Yeah, we know what you're talking about. You can call us too. 0800 dial ZM.

ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. Do you have a date rule number? All right. I was talking with my flatmate Annabelle last night. I revealed to her, usually I'm around seven or eight. Dates. Dates. Before. Before we indoor garden. There you go.

Before, yeah. Yeah. A lot of people weighing in on the tech machine. Do you have a preference of where you go to? Like, do you prefer to play at home or away? Um, I love to play at home. Yeah. I'm definitely, I do like the home court advantage. Know where everything is. Exactly. Know where the light switches are. Know where the good lighting Exactly. Yeah, know where the light switches are.

Know where the good lighting is, the bad lighting. I feel like I perform better and score more. Oh, plus there's the, I mean, the applause from the home crowd. Yes. Like the stands are packed. It's great. And I've also got three shower heads in my shower, which, you know, doesn't go awry.

Honestly, I don't want to know what it's like with you, but sometimes I definitely wonder. Honestly I don't want to know what it's like with you But sometimes I definitely wonder That was too much wasn't it So yours is seven Ellie says it's more than that And that's cool That's cool

I personally think it's a bit long But I'm not Like I said I'm not here to pressure anybody A lot of people weighing in on the text machine about this One person said I'm a ten date kind of chick But I do tell people Because I said I keep it to myself. I kind of.

Oh, you tell them up front? Yeah, this girl tells them up front. It would save a lot of frustration if you knew there was a countdown clock because otherwise you could be doing these dates and you could be at number eight and you'd be like, God, is this girl even like me? And then the whole time she's going, two more, two more, two more, two more, two more.

Oh, my God, this text machine. I just listened to this text. Someone on the text machine goes, I'm on the dating scene at 55. I think the rule is anything with a pulse. And again, that's your prerogative. So congratulations. I love that text.

Let's take some calls. Hi, Joyce. Hi. Do you have a date rule? Sorry, Brian Clint. I didn't know you had come in. Yeah, so my rule is not based on numbers. I'm going to back Ellie here and say it's based on a feeling

and time should not be judged by numbers. But if you had to put a number on it, when do you usually get the feeling? Well, let's just say with my ex-husband that was just under nine months. Whoa! Nine months? I'm not judging. That's a fair amount though. Nine months? Yep. not judging. That's a fair amount, though. Nine months? Yep. Wow.

And not to be horrible, and he stuck around? Obviously. Yeah, so he stuck around, but I think a big important part is it's about respect and getting a deal. Yes. Joyce, I mean, obviously you didn't, you know, do the full replanting, but did you, you know. Oh, you mean in that time, did you water the garden? Did you water the garden at least, Joyce?

I don't like to kiss and towel. That's fair enough. That is fair enough. I'm asking for people to respect me, so I like to respect other people. Oh, that's nice. That is great advice. Thank you, Joyce. God, by the way, nine months of sticking around, Joyce must be very hot. Like,

just speaking as a dude for a second, Joyce must have a great personality. And she clearly does. She clearly does. Brett's on the phone. Hey, Brett. Hi, Brett. Hi, how's it going? Do you have a date rule? I do. I put my dates through a test called the

cheesecake test. Wait, so you're testing people. How do you test your dates? Well, basically, I'll sit down with them and I'll buy them a cheesecake and see if they'll eat it or not. And basically, the point of that is to see whether they're fussy. So if they're fussy people, I don't necessarily want to deal with them because I like sort of fussy free. So you're saying if they eat the cheesecake and they're not like, oh, I'm on a diet or I've got, you know, dietary requirements, then they're for you?

Yep, they pass. Hang on, hang on. Let's not prejudice people with dietary requirements. Ooh, you're highly allergic to dairy. That's a no from Brett. Yeah, but see, I'm allergic. Oh, not exactly. I'm allergic to dairy, but I'd still eat the cheesecake. I like the cheesecake rule and I like Brett. That's good work.

Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking debatable talented athletic not really picking a movie based on just the plot line that she can do brie and clint's what's the plot our movie guessing game and today we're playing

for double pass to disney's dumbo it's in cinemas now. It's got Colin Farrell, Danny DeVito in it, and it's directed by Tim Burton. What's the score this year? Can we get an update on the score, producers? Do we know that off the top of our head? Don't know it off the top of our head, but Brie is definitely winning. Brie is winning.

We'll get an update by the end of the game. No, I'm sick of this, you guys. You keep trying to jimmy me out of my win. Yeah, they've dropped the ball as far as the scores go, but just know that you're ahead, okay? Calm down. Calm down.

You're ahead. The man to take you down today is Kieran. Kia ora, Kieran. Oh, kia ora. Kia ora. Hello, mate. How's it going? Are you a movie maniac?

You know your films? Yeah, I do know my films. Hopefully, I'll do all right. Good man. I've been bleeding off some nervous spots here, just wondering if I'm going to make sure I'll get alright Good man I've been bleeding off Some nervous spots here Just wondering If I'm going to Make sure I'll get The old Questions

Karen Make sure you get Bree's number After this game Because I think this Could be a match made in heaven I feel like we'd get on Karen

I've got a good I've got a good list of movies Are you ready to play I think so I'm ready Here we go You know the rules Call out your name

As your buzzer Don't wait for me to finish. It's best of three. Good luck, everybody. First movie. Two inseparable best friends navigate the last weeks of high school. Bree. Bree.

Super bad. Super bad is... Was that a fart or are you disappointed? Oh, that was both. Well, it should be because that's absolutely correct. God, you nailed that. I didn't give a hell of a lot. No, I love that film.

Okay. I took a stab. Kieran, you need this one, okay, mate? You need this for the game, to stay in the game. Yep, yep. And I think you will be in with a chance because Bree's not good with superhero movies. Here we go.

A scruffy superhero protects the citizens of Los Angeles. Bree. Bree. Oh, I know that one too. I just figured it out. Here we go. A scruffy superhero protects the citizens of Los Angeles. Brie. Brie. Oh, I know that one too. I just figured it out. You'll get a free guess if she gets this wrong. So just tie her.

Hawk. Hawk is... Sorry, incorrect. Oh. I slipped. Kieran, that's a free guess for you. Hancock. Hancock is correct. I was thinking of.

Nice work, Kieran. Yeah, the Will Smith one. Oh, that's my stupid brain. Okay, this is good. This brings us to tie break. This is for the game. Kieran, you jazzed, mate. You ready to go?

The farts are coming. Just clench those cheeks, Kieran. That's what I do. Where did we find Kieran? Here we go, guys. Here we go. Now, you want to be fast on this buzzer, Kieran, because she's going to know this one.

Third and final movie. Newlyweds, John and Jenny Grogan. Sorry, John and Jenny Grogan leave behind snowy Michigan and move to Florida where they buy their first home, find jobs at competing newspapers. Bree. Bree.

Oh, I know this film. I'm going to give you three seconds. Three, two, one. And I wasn't going to say anything

because I don't want to give it away to Kieran. Free guess there, Kieran. No, I'm blank. I'm sorry. Nothing there. Okay, let's keep going. They find jobs at competing newspapers.

Soon afterwards, this is going to give it away, soon afterwards, the Grogan's adopt a yellow Labrador pup. Yeah. Oh, Kieran. Kieran. Marley and me. Marley and me is correct. Yeah, but Kieran.

We've got a new champ. Kieran, well done, mate. You've slayed Goliath. Nice work, Kieran. Very well done. We've got two tickets to Disney's Dumbo for you. Congratulations. Oh, beautiful.

All right. What's the plot? How's that gas now, Kieran? It's all gone now. It's the plot. How's that gas now, Kieran? Oh, it's all gone now. It's just, it's all gone. Producers, did we get a score update for the year, by the way? No, no score update. Oh, well, let's make it up.

It was 9-3. It was 9-3. Let's just say it's even. Say this is even for the year. No! No! ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. One of my favourite shows back in the early 2000s

was the old classic Pimp My Ride. Yo, dog, we heard that you like ice cream, so we put ice cream in your engine. You're talking about Exhibit. Yeah. I love that show. You'd be like, we heard you like little piggies, so we put a petting zoo in the back of your car.

You've got to get my ride. We heard you like bacon, so we put a whole kitchen in the back of your car. You've got to get my ride. Hugely impractical. There's some really good articles out there about what those cars are like now. Yeah. Have you seen them?

Yeah. And like sometimes they're like, this is the serious ones. Like, yo, dog, we heard that you like playing pool. So we turned the whole back of your car into a pool table. You've got to piss my ride. And then the car's so heavy because this is the thing. They just put all this stuff in. They didn't do any work to the engine. They didn't do any work to the engine.

They didn't do any work to the shock absorbers or anything like that, or the chassis. Sometimes they did. Well, they said they did. They put a pool table in a Toyota Starlet. It's too heavy to drive. It's like, yo, dog, show's over. I gotta go.

No more money. We spent it all. They also, also, by the way, this is another pimp my ride behind the scenes, because all the jobs had to be done at West Coast Customs, remember? Yep. So the car had to go to Los Angeles. But you might have been on the other side of the country. Yeah, so how'd they get it there?

They said that like sometimes they would leave you without a car for like six months at a time. Not ideal. And then when you got it back, your car was a rolling barbecue and you're like, I'm a real estate agent. How am I meant to drive this as my everyday car? With that in mind, we want to reprise that show a little bit, don't we? Yeah, we've been inspired by Pimp My Ride. As you would know if you've been listening to our show

over the last couple of weeks, I purchased a van slash ute over the internet for $3,000 and we're taking her on a road trip in a couple of weeks. She's looking good, looking sharp. We've got her with a warrant of fitness. She's got that. So she's road ready. She's getting some graphic detailing put on her.

She's got some stickers to go on for the big roadie. Oh, it'll be hard to miss her. It'll be very hard to miss her. But we got the idea from the other day when Toyota released an April Fool's prank about a Toyota Pi Ace, a high-ace van, which the Venute is, and they put a Pi warming machine in the back of the van. It was also a convertible, but yeah. It was great. So cool.

Not real, but cool. But we had the idea. We're like, oh, that'd be awesome. Let's put a Pi machine in the back of the Venute. It'll be great. Turns out, can't do that. No, it's a fire hazard. That wouldn't stop Exhibit.

No, it wouldn't stop Exhibit. But we actually need to drive this thing. But that doesn't mean we can't pimp it. And that's what we want to do this afternoon, right? Yeah, we want to pimp the Venute in any way possible. And we need your help. Here's some things we're looking for. Do you have a surfboard that we could put on the top of it

to give it, you know, that surfy, beachy look? We'd love to attach a surfboard to the top. Do you have some neon lights that we could put underneath it so it looks all boy racer, like Fast and the Furious style? Do you have maybe an old TV that we can kind of hook up and plug an old PlayStation into it and you can play PlayStation? At this stage, we'll take anything because we're desperate and we want you to pimp our venutes.

You've got to pimp my ride. 0800 dial ZM. Text us on 9696. Can you contribute to the venute in any way? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We are shamelessly standing here with our hands out this afternoon as we ask you to...

You've got to miss my ride. Oh, yeah. And by ride, we mean the Venute. Let us take you back to the early 2000s as Exhibit put on different cars, bubble machines, neon lights, surfboards, pinball machines, swimming pools. We'll take anything. We're taking inspiration from Pimp My Ride

this afternoon. We want all of that for the Venute. Yeah, we want her to look resplendent as she travels the North Island on her inaugural road trip. So, what have you got for us, Raewyn? What can you put in or on the Venute? I've got a TV called Ambilight. It's from Philips. What happens is when you turn for us, Raewyn? What can you put in or on the Venute? I've got a TV called an Ambilight. It's from Philips

and what happens is when you turn it on the screen around it becomes the dominant light that's on the screen if you know what I mean. No, I've got no idea

what you mean. No clue. No, that's okay. I heard TV and it can go in a van. Is that right? Well, I hope it can. We love it, Raewyn.

We'll take it. Raewyn. Raewyn. All yourswin thank you very much all right a tv yeah put that on the list what else can we get emma kia ora how are we all team very good emma how are you good thanks brie that's indeed hey i had an idea about some branded custom bespoke merch so that when you're traveling around, people can get a slice of the fun. They can get a slice of the fun? Is that what you just said? Yeah, yeah.

Take away some of the experience. I thought you said a slice of your bum. I love it, Emma. I love the fun and the bum. So tell us, what are you thinking? Well, I'm thinking something really custom and really retro. I'm in a classic car club and I've restored my own classic car myself. And the looks I get with it, it's like, seriously, people toot, they wave.

And so as I drive around, I give out my branded pens to people. Love it. And they're like, oh, wow, cool. That's so sick. It's like, it's a convertible triumph here or two. So classic driver article. Emma, as a classic car person, would you call a 1989 long wheelbase Toyota Hiace a vintage vehicle? I would, actually.

Yes. Because it's a classic vintage, and it's a unique vintage, even better still. That's exactly what we need. Okay, wait there. See, Emma sounded like she knew what she was talking about. Hi, Sarah. Welcome to the show. Hi, Sarah.

Hello. What do you think you. Welcome to the show. Hi, Sarah. Hello. What do you think you can contribute to the Venute? I've got a surfboard you guys are welcome to have. We got the surfboard! Yes! Yes! Lock it in! Wait, hang on a second.

If we're going to get a surfboard, stay with us, Sarah. We don't have roof racks. We don't have roof racks. Hold on. But we do have Chris on the line. Hi, Chris. Hi, Chris. Hey, mate.

Yeah, I'm calling. I'm a representative for Rhino Roof New Zealand, and now you've got your surfboard. We'd be more than willing to help you get some roof racks to get it mounted up on top. Oh, he's come to me. See, aren't New Zealanders generous? And this is because the Venute is a car for the people.

Yeah, it is. It's beauty. Rhino Roof Racks, and Sarah, you've got a surfboard for us. That is... We love you guys. How cool is that going to look? Let's find out the last couple of things we've got for the Venute. We'll go to Jasmine. Hi, Jasmine. Hi, Jazz. Hello.

What have you got? I have a Mercedes hood ornament. For a Toyota? Of course. We used to have a Toyota Corona and we put Mercedes AMG badges all over it. For a Toyota? Of course. We used to have a Toyota Corona and we put Mercedes AMG badges all over it.

Dope. Love it. I love it. She's now a high-end European van slash ute. Of course. Lock it in, Jasmine.

Where are you, Jasmine? I'm in Tauranga and we might also have some Woolworths spinner mags at home too. Some spinner mags? Yeah. Oh my God. We'll have to make sure the road trip goes through Tauranga then. might also have some Woolworths spinner mags at home too. Some spinner mags? Yeah.

We'll have to make sure the road trip goes through Tauranga then. Yeah, we're going to have to. Just to get the hood ornament. We're going to come visit you to pick up that hood ornament, Jaz. One more thing. What else can go in the venute, Leah? So I own a piercing shop here in Hamilton called Fortis and I was thinking we could deck out the back of the ute

as a portable piercing shop. What are you thinking? And we can pierce people on the way down. So at each stop, people just rock up and we just pierce people all over the North Island. Yeah, exactly. Leah, I'm sure you're a professional and you'll have this covered, but how do you make sure a mobile piercing studio

is, like, hygienic and, like... Sanitary. Sanitary. We will sort that out, don't you worry. Okay, all right. I don't mind that idea. I love it. We will sort that out. Don't you worry. Okay. I don't mind that idea. I love it. The Venute Piercing Studio.

All tagline. Any hole's a goal. I love it. Thanks for coming. Hey, that one sounds most pimp my ride to me. Sum up that list for us. Surfboard, roof rack. So we got surfboard, roof racks.

We got a hood ornament from Mercedes. We've got a hood ornament from Mercedes. We've got a piercing shop that we're going to deck out in the back. What else did we get? We've got a TV and we've also got vintage pins. Pins? Was it pins? No, pins. Like, I think she said pin.

I thought she said pin. Well, either way. Hey, we'll take both. We've got them. Oh, this is too good. Hey, I'm so excited about the surfboard. Well, either way. Hey, we'll take both. We've got them. Oh, this is too good. Hey, I'm so excited about the surfboard. Yeah, me too. Can you surf?

Nah. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Spree and Clint's birthday banger. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the number one song top in the charts on your 16th birthdays. I'm just going to delay to a slight pause.

Oh, no, we're good to go now. Cool. First person up to play birthday banger with us is Kate. Kia ora, Kate. Hi, Kate. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Kate?

Old school. I love it. 11th of August, 1961. Oh, yes, we love this, Kate. You were 16 in 1977 on. 11th of August, 1961. Oh, yes, we love this, Kate. You were 16 in 1977 on the 11th of August. How good. And back in the 70s, this was top of the charts. Boogie Nights, Heat Wave.

Do you remember that, Kate? Yes, I do remember that, yeah. Were you a disco chick? Yeah, I'd go to the disco. Did you have big flared jeans and platform shoes and stuff like that? Yes, had to have them. They were the days. I'd love to live back to those days.

They were the days, like you were there. Ah, I remember the clubs. Kate gets me. Okay, cool, Kate. Wait there. We'll see if yours is the number one birthday banger today. Next up is Grace. Hi, Grace.

Hi, Grace. Hi. What's your birthday, Grace? 25th of August, 1991. Okay, Grace, you were 16 in 2007 on the 25th of August, and this is your birthday banger. I hope you know, I hope you know This is your birthday banger. Fergalicious.

Big girls don't cry. No, come on, Grace. You know you like it. I thought it was going to be something that would remind me of drinking RTDs or something. I didn't think it. Yeah, this reminds you of drinking RTDs and crying. Yeah didn't think of it. Yeah, this song reminds you of drinking RTDs and crying. Yeah, of a breakup. Yeah, that's not great.

Hang on, hang on. All together, here we are. Here we are. Oh, Grace actually sang it. I didn't expect that. Yes, Grace, good for you. Last one up to the batting plate is Bailey. Kia ora, Bailey. Hi, Bailey. How are we getting on? Good, thank you. Last one up to the betting plate is Bailey. Kia ora, Bailey. Hi, Bailey. How are we getting on? Good, thank you. How are you? Not too

bad, not too bad. That's good. Let's get a ripping last one for you, Bailey. What's your birthday? The 25th of July 1996. Okay, Bailey, you were 16 in 2012 on the 25th of July, and back on that day, this was number one. Oh, no, This is the original.

We meant to have the Calvin Harris version. Spectrum, Florence and the Machine. Here we go. This is the long DJ remix. Oh no. What's going on

at this radio station? Bailey, what are your thoughts? Not too bad. Surely a winner. I agree. Surely a winner. Yeah, you know. We all know what you're talking about, right?

Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Okay, cool. What are we going with today? Oh, I'm picking that one. Going with that one? For sure. All right, let's do it. Bailey, because of its...

Oh, my God. Bailey, we've got a sure. Alright, let's do it. Bailey, because of its um, oh my god. Bailey, we've got a $50 Grab One voucher for you. Congratulations. Nice work, Bailey. Yeah, good work everybody.

It's one of those afternoons, mate. Let's do it. Florence and the Machine, Calvin Harris. Just between you and I. Yeah.

I'm not in a good way today. Are you alright? I'm quite hungover. I know. When we first came here We were cold and we were clear With no colours on our skin

We were light and black as tin And when we first came here We were cold and we were clear But no color to our skin Till we let the spectrum in Say my name And every color illuminates We are shining

And we'll never be afraid again Say my name And every color illuminates We are shining And we'll never be afraid again Same old night, with every galaxy illuminating We are shining, we'll never be afraid again And when we come for you, we'll be dressed up on a balloon

With the ocean in our arms Kiss your eyes and kiss your palms And when it's time to pray We'll be dressed up on a grave With metal know our tongues And sit in our lungs Say my name And every color illuminates

We are shining And we'll never be afraid again Say my name Is every god we illuminate We are shining And we'll never be afraid again Say my name Is every god we illuminate Say my name And every color illuminates

We are shining We'll never be afraid again Say my name And every color illuminates And we are shining And we'll never be afraid again Say my name Cause every color illuminates

Say my name And every color illuminates We are shining We'll never be afraid again Say my name We are shining We'll never be afraid again Say nothing Banger!

That's the winner of Birthday Banger today. Bree and Clint, ZM, Florence and the Machine, the Calvin Harris remix of Spectrum. I enjoyed that. I loved it. That revived me. That brought me back to life, that song right there. You've been hung.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. After that, we... Because the funeral yesterday, and then we went out after the funeral. And you all come together, and I heard you were all vaping and... Only as a tribute to our friend.

Calvin Harris, by the way, tomorrow... I don't know how much... Do you like Calvin Harris old stuff? I love Calvin Harris old stuff. Tomorrow is 10 years since he released this song. Can you stay up for the weekend? And he's putting out like a whole lot of, this is just if you love Calvin Harris,

a whole lot of like remixes for this, for the 10th anniversary of it. This is the song that started his beef with Chris Brown. The huge feud between him and Chris Brown. Why? Because Chris Brown stole the, you know the bit in the song where it goes, do, do, do, do, do?

Yeah. Chris Brown stole that for this song for a year three times. Oh my God. Yeah. And Calvin Harris called him out on Twitter and it went to court and everything. And who won?

Calvin Harris. This bit right here. Does sound very Calvin Harris, doesn't it? Say what you want about Chris Brown as well, but this song was hard to avoid. This album. Yeah. I mean, say what you want about Chris Brown,

most of it's true. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Look, last week we spoke about the Prime Minister of the country I am from, Australia, Scott Morrison. He's the current Prime Minister. I mean, it could change tomorrow, so let's talk about him now for a minute. There was a rumour that he shit himself at a McDonald's in 1997 after the Cronulla versus Brisbane Broncos grand final. Do we have any more context for that, by the way?

Is he a huge Sharks fan? I don't even know. I don't even know where that began, but that's the rumour that is doing the rounds in Australia right now. I mean, you know, these are the people that we've got running our country. There's another story that has emerged today about Scott Morrison that we can't go past and we need to chat about. So he was in Parliament and

he was talking about something that I don't really know what he was talking about, doesn't really matter but he decided that it would be appropriate And he was talking about something that I don't really know what he was talking about. It doesn't really matter. But he decided that it would be appropriate at Parliament to do a Borat impression. We all remember the movie with Sacha Baron Cohen. It was hilarious. Some real comedy geniuses too are still doing Borat quotes in everyday life. And those people now include your Prime Minister, Scott Morrison. Exactly.

If you missed it, we have the full speech of Scott Morrison weaving his Borat impression into a Parliament chat. The Borat tax which will be put on by the Labor Party with carbon credits to Kazakhstan. I know what Borat would think of the Labour Party's policies. Very nice. Very nice. Sorry, what? One more time.

What did you say, Scott Morrison, Prime Minister? Very nice. Very nice. Sorry, weird, because you're the Prime Minister of Australia and it feels like you're doing a Borat impersonation in Parliament. Let me just check one more time. Very nice. Very nice.

And not a good one. He did the thumbs as well. That's the bit you can't see. He's doing the thumbs. Maybe it is a good one. Maybe we're not giving enough credit. Maybe we're just ragging on him because it's easy to rag on him. You know, it's very easy to just make fun of a Prime Minister

who shit himself at a McDonald's in 1997. It's very easy. But maybe it's a good impersonation. Maybe it is, but I doubt it. First of all, he doesn't even say Borat, right? He says Borat. Borat. But let's put it to the test.

We've got the real Borat here. Wow, wow, wow. He's very nice. So good. It's actually still funny. It are very nice. So good. It's actually still funny. It's very good. And then we've got the Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison.

Very nice, very nice. To my ear, not pretty good. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Breaking news. Clint farted. No, that's not the... No, no. Don't you hijack my breaking news sting. No.

I'll turn you off. No, it was an update. He shouted. No. I'm turning you off. We cross now to the aviation desk where Brie Thomasel has just said the words out loud. How do I know if I've got my Coru membership yet?

Oh, my God. Hold the phone, everybody. How the mighty have fallen! After nearly 12 months of solid roasting on me for purchasing myself a Kuru membership one of life's great pleasures

someone, I believe now has done an about face and purchased themselves a Kuru membership. We cross now to Bree Thomasale for an update. I think I just sharted. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We all know on this show that I am the resident

yogi. Do we know that? I'm an expert in yoga. No. All forms. Yeah. I talk about it all the time. I talk about it all the time. You talk about it all the time. Yeah. Have I been to a class?

No. If talking about yoga was the equivalent of doing yoga, God, you'd be very flexible. I'd be so flexible. There's the real mainstream yogas.

You've got your Bikram. You've got your normal, just straight yoga. You've also got Yogalates, which is yoga and Pilates put together. Well done.

Which is exciting. I've brought some more unusual types of yoga to the table over the last couple of months. There's dog yoga. Yoga with a dog. Yoga with a dog. There was orgasmic yoga. Yoga with an orgasm. Yeah, that's great.

There was rage yoga. Yeah, yoga with a lot of yelling. Yep. And I've got another one for you this afternoon. Oh, thank you. And I don't know how long this has been running for,

but apparently it's taking off in America, and I'm assuming there'd be some yoga studios doing this around New Zealand. It's the art form of nude yoga. Wait. Not just nude.

It's hot nude yoga. Great. I saw one of my mates who lives in New York check in at hot nude yoga. And he said, no better way to start my Friday. And I pictured him, who he's quite a hairy man, in the downward dog pose. That's the pose I go straight to.

Fully naked. Like Sun Warrior. You're kind of hidden from one side there. Those salutations that you do, like upward facing, yeah. I mean, that would be okay. Downward dog. There's nowhere to hide. There is nowhere to hide.

There is absolutely nowhere to hide. But I don't want to judge it off just off that because there's positives and negatives with everything, right? So positive, Lululemon gear, very expensive. You don't need to pay for that. That's great. Negative, other people's buttholes. Yeah. Positive, most people who do yoga, quite hot.

Negative, I'm not. Another negative. Imagine if you let out a fart and you're naked and in a downward dog pose. There's no muffler. There's no silence barrier. No, and there's no filter at all. Your yoga pants will catch some of the brunt of that.

Would you be keen? They say it brings you closer to your zen. Yeah, and the people around you. I would be keen if it was just me and I was doing it on a DVD in my lounge. I'd actually be quite keen. I thought you were going to say and I was doing it on top of my wife Lucy.

Again, quite keen. That's what I call hot yoga. Yeah. You keen? Hell no. Not even by yourself? I already do that at home. Yeah. You, keen? Hell no. Not even by yourself? I already do that at home. Yeah, all right. We've got a hot new Instagram trend alert for you.

Have we got a siren for that? Have we got a sound effect on that? Yeah. Yeah, now you're listening. Anyone who wants the hottest Instagram pic, you're going to need to get yourself to Booty Booty National Reserve. Yep, that is a real place. Booty Booty, spelled B-O-O-T-I, B-O-O-T-I National Reserve.

Makes me think of that song. Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere. Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere. Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere. I found you, Mr. Booty. Turn around and bring it back to me. Oh, why is the rest of it? Bubba, I can find it for you. Oh, okay.

Tell us more about Booty Booty National Reserve and what's happening there. So Booty Booty National Reserve, people are starting this Instagram trend where they're taking bare-bottom selfies. And they're trying to get a sign where it says booty booty national park and obviously their bare booty makes sense and there's starting to be a lot of these um hashtags on Instagram of just a lot of bums just at the national reserve who's saying um that song by the way Miss New Booty Booty booty booty and a rockin' a whale Was it Fat Joe? Was that Fat Joe?

Booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere Oh is that what he says? Yeah I found you Miss New Booty It says here Bubba Sparks Oh Bubba Sparks Yeah that's right What I like about this trend is If you want to see some booties, you can just go on the hashtag.

Oh, that's creepy. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. What's creepy about that? You just said. If you want to see some booties. Yeah, go to bloody Red Tube.

Oh, that's creepy. How's that more creepy? No, it's not. At least my one's just butts. Your one's like full on stuff Like seriously Well at least they're getting paid for it You need to take a look in your own creepy mirror

I found it by the way Yeah Yeah Oh this was a banger Also just as we started playing this Our boss walked into the building He's like This was a banger. Also, just as we started playing this, our boss walked into the building. He's like, what is going on? I don't mean Ross Boss. I mean the big boss.

We're talking about naked butts on Instagram, okay? It's nothing weird. Would you do it? Would I take that photo? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Do you like your butt? I'd need a long selfie stick, though.

Oh, my God. Hey, yeah. Do you like your butt? I'd need a long selfie stick, though. Oh, my God. Hey, pretty girl, come on.