ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – April 5th 2019

Episode Date: April 5, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Kia ora, iti whanau, and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. What did you think of today's show, mate? Sum it up, no, sum it up in one word. Friday-oke. Yes. A new segment took life today, and you will hear it on the podcast, where Clint and I go head-to- head in a game of karaoke. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:27 Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Both you and I are not trained singers. I would say I'm one of the most horrifically tone deaf people ever. You are definitely, you think you're pretty good I thought I was better Than what I heard today Put it that way And what I'm realising is
Starting point is 00:00:53 The music outside of my head Sounds different to what it sounds like inside my head Because you know sometimes you're in the car And you go oh my god I am killing this Why don't I sing I should go on X Factor I should get a covers band Oh my God, I am killing this. Why don't I sing? I should go on X Factor. I should get a covers band.
Starting point is 00:01:10 I could do weddings and stuff. But today was a real wake-up call. I feel like we were on par. Yeah, I think we sounded very, very similar. Well, the results would suggest as well. Okay, I don't want to spoil it for you. You'll get to the game And you'll get the results in there too But for the results to go 3-2 Yep
Starting point is 00:01:29 That split It was very It's a best of five game It was pretty even Pretty even I mean In fact let's give you something to look forward to I'm just going to give you the song that we sang
Starting point is 00:01:39 So that you can get How do you think No give us No Okay give them a bit of the song Yeah So how do you think we... No, give us... No. Okay, give them a bit of the song. Yeah. So how do you think we would go singing this song? How do you think we would do?
Starting point is 00:02:02 You know what you should do? You should play like three seconds of yours, of your highlight, and then three seconds of mine. Is that not going to give the whole thing away? No, trust me. Okay, just three seconds. Just three seconds. Of mine?
Starting point is 00:02:15 I want to stand with you on a mountain. No, that's enough. And three seconds of yours. I want to stand with you on a mountain. I want to be with you in the sea. The button's broken. I can't stop it. No!
Starting point is 00:02:33 Yes! I can't stop it. Stop! Mountain. Mountain. We both really finessed mountain, didn't we? That's coming up. And other than that, I think it's a short podcast today
Starting point is 00:02:50 because we have had a Billie Eilish giveaway happening at the station, but you guys don't care about that. You don't want to hear other people winning. Yeah, so that's not in the podcast because that is boring. But just so you know, we did a full day's work. I mean, yeah, give or take. We did put the blinds down early in the studio so you know, we did a full day's work. So we're here for a while. I mean, yeah, give or take. We did put the blinds down early in the studio so that people, there's listeners here who were trying to win the tickets.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Don't give away all of our radio secrets, all right? No, they love it. We put the blinds down so we can customise ourselves to daylight savings, which happens this weekend. That's it. Or to hide from all the listeners outside so that we leave early and they can't see. Okay, here's the podcast.
Starting point is 00:03:24 I want to hang with you on a mountain. I want to bathe with you in the sea. Ziddy, let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. Ziddy, Brie and Clint. Good evening, everybody. Happy Friday afternoon. Brie and Clint. G'day everybody. Happy Friday afternoon, Brie and Clint. Hello mate, I'm over here.
Starting point is 00:03:48 You're over there. I'm outside the studio. And I'm over here. We'll tell you exactly why Brie's out there in a second, but also we've got to say happy Gumboot Friday. The old country has got their gumboots on today. Gumboots they as well. And I've never had a better reason to play this song in the background
Starting point is 00:04:06 You wouldn't have ever heard this Brie No I've never You can always tell When one of the traps has taken off These gumboots If it weren't for your gumboots Where would you be? And believe it or not
Starting point is 00:04:19 Playing this song is not the most exciting thing we're doing today Is it Brie? No it's not No it's not Because today is officially the Billy Button Day. You're standing out there right next to the Billy Button, aren't you? This is full on. So I'm standing just outside the studio here at NZME
Starting point is 00:04:39 to Graham Street in Auckland, and we have set up a Billy Button. That's right, red carpet and everything and you will have the chance if you get down here this afternoon to see us here at ZM to win tickets to Billy Eilish's sold out concert. No one's pushed it yet. We haven't even started it. We have the official
Starting point is 00:04:58 go button right here. Do you have someone ready to push the button as soon as it's started? I'm going to go find someone. Hold on one sec. You go and bring them in. It looks really cool, by the way. And if you are around, get down here because it's your chance to win double passes. The line is starting to fill up. What's your name?
Starting point is 00:05:13 Ocean. Ocean, come with me. All right, Ocean. She got here, I reckon, at about 1.30 this afternoon. She's been hanging out to push this button. Ocean, how keen are you to go to Billie Eilish? Very. Like, oh my God,
Starting point is 00:05:27 I'm really excited. No words. She's got no words. Are you ready to push this button? Yeah, I'm ready. All right, before you do that, let us play this. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Hold on one sec. Sims. I love her so much. I would love to go to her show. Oh my God, you're joking. Three, two... Oh, my God! One!
Starting point is 00:05:52 We're on! All right, it is official. The Billy button has kicked off. Ocean, when you're ready, push that button. OK. Okay. Oh. Well, that's a no for the very first one. How do you feel, Ocean?
Starting point is 00:06:18 I think I'm sad. That's all right. You can line up again. Are you going to line up again? Oh, yeah. She's going back to the end of the line. You can push it as many times as you'd like this afternoon. Just keep lining back up, Clint. There's a ton of tickets to go see Billie
Starting point is 00:06:29 Eilish here this afternoon at ZM. If you can't make it to ZM HQ, we are going to push the Billie button for you this afternoon too. Every half an hour, there's going to be an activator that plays and we can try and get you along to the sold out Billie Eilish show. We got you back, New Zealand. We'll push the button for you.
Starting point is 00:06:45 This is Billie. This is her new one. It's called Bad Guy. Brie and Clint, Friday afternoon, ZM. Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Please be upstanding for the national anthem. Oh, we actually all are. That's very nice. Oh, not Ellie, though. No, Ellie. Oh, leave actually all are. That's very nice.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Oh, not Ellie, though. No, Ellie. Oh, leave the country, Ellie. Go to Australia. I have for you today not one, but two inspiring Jacinda Ardern stories. Love it. Yeah, Will can't get enough of her at the moment, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:20 God, you'd be pissed off if you were Simon Bridges at the moment. You'd be like, can she just please, can she run over someone's cat or something? Well, I love Simon Bridges. Can she just do something, something where they go, oh, maybe she's not an angel, but it's not happening this week. What would you like first? Jacinda Ardern pays for needy mother's groceries or Jacinda Ardern is praised by the Dalai Lama?
Starting point is 00:07:43 Oh, God. Both are good. Let's go Dalai Lama by the Dalai Lama? Oh, God. Both are good. Let's go Dalai Lama first. Dalai Lama. Okay, so the Dalai Lama has been speaking to a group and he has given his thoughts on Jacinda Ardern's response to the Christchurch terror attacks. Have a listen to him here.
Starting point is 00:08:00 No, here. The leader, you see, she really is trying to tackle this problem through non-violence, through compassion, through mutual respect. I really admire the New Zealand Prime Minister, that lady. Really wonderful. That lady. I know, it would be great if he learned her name. Would be good.
Starting point is 00:08:24 But he knows who she is, right? Pretty amazing. The other one, there's a story going around. Well, it's a rumour that someone was in the queue at the supermarket. Their card declined for their groceries. I hate these stories and you feel so bad for them. And behind them happened to be standing none other than Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. She was asked about it at a press conference just to see if it was a rumour or not.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Have a listen to this. A Facebook post has been saying that you paid for some groceries for a mother and took them to her children because she forgot her wallet. Is that true? Yes. Why did you do that? Because she was a mum. Okay. Thanks, everyone.
Starting point is 00:09:07 They're saying she should call a snap election. Quick, do it now. They're saying do it now. It's never going to get better than this. Do it. Do it now. Like I said, everybody, if we could just be upstanding one more time for the national anthem of Jacinda, I mean of New Zealand.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Oh, now Ellie's standing. Oh, now you want to stand, Ellie. So yeah, there you go. By the way, the Billy button is on. The queue is building here at ZM. If you'd like the chance to win free tickets to Billy Eilish, you're welcome here to Graham Street in the city
Starting point is 00:09:43 and you can have a push of that button or we can push it for you at half past three this afternoon. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. Hey, this is big. This is an exciting announcement that I need to bring to the show this afternoon. Okay, sure. Kick off the announcement sting. It's actually something pretty serious and you and I have talked about this on our show before and I also talked about it on the all women's show that we did for International Women's Day.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Yes. We talked to Kendra Coxage, the captain of the Black Ferns on the show and when we were chatting to her, I asked her about how you can't buy Black Ferns jerseys anywhere in New Zealand. And she's so humble, Kendra. She's such a great person. And she was like, you know, it'd be great to see them sort that out before the World Cup
Starting point is 00:10:39 because obviously they are the world champs and I feel like there is a need for the Black Ferns jersey and people want them. The fans want to buy it. I tried to buy one last year. Yeah, and I feel like there is a need for the Black Ferns jersey, and people want them. The fans want to buy it. I tried to buy one last year. Yeah, and you couldn't. I couldn't. No, I couldn't even buy a woman's one.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Yeah. Let alone a men's one. I couldn't buy a ladies' Black Ferns jersey if I wanted one. No such thing on the market here in New Zealand. I actually emailed Adidas, and I talked to a few people and tried to get a comment. I've been back and forth with a few people, tried to get a comment and I've been back and forth with a few people and it was really interesting for me to see this morning that
Starting point is 00:11:10 Kendra tagged me in a post where you can now officially buy Black Ferns jerseys. Oh great result. It's awesome they're not in stores, I mean, hopefully that's on the carts. But you can buy them online. They're $130. Yeah. Which is standard. That's what they charge for the men's ones too. Yeah, it's about right.
Starting point is 00:11:34 It's a lot of money. It is. But they haven't hiked the price or anything of them, which is good. No. So they're suitable for men or women. And you can buy the jerseys now online at theallblackshop.com. That's a great result because they are playing a doubleheader. When the All Blacks play the Wallabies in Auckland this year,
Starting point is 00:11:54 the Black Ferns will play the Australian women's team before at Eden Park, on Eden Park as well, like they did last year. I'll never forget, because I wanted to get a photo in a Black Ferns jersey last year. That's why I tried to buy one. And it was so impossible to get a jersey that someone helped me and I ended up borrowing a jersey
Starting point is 00:12:11 from the bag while the team was playing on the field. It was an actual player's jersey. And it smelt like a player's jersey too. But, I mean, I got the photo, but now you can actually buy your own. That's a great result. Yeah, and it's interesting to see these jerseys aren't the ones that are worn by the team. They're a little bit different.
Starting point is 00:12:28 But hopefully before the World Cup, they can get it sorted, get them in stores, the official jerseys. Why is it so hard? I don't know. Why is it so hard just to make a jersey? Mate. They've made blues jerseys for years now and no one's been buying those.
Starting point is 00:12:44 One step at a time, I guess. Brie and Clint, the podcast. You know, sometimes we have some good moments on this show, but mainly there's low moments. That's not fair. We have a real mixture. There's a mixture, but I love that the producers, producer Ben and producer Ellie, the brains behind the machine, they get to have, you know,
Starting point is 00:13:07 they get to have their own back in this segment with High Low and they get to showcase the highs and the lows of the week. All the highs and all the lows. But this week, there's only two highs. It's been a really low week, guys. Sorry. Producer Ben. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Who are they from? Are they from me or from Brie? You can find out. They're from you. All right, here it is, folks. This is this week's High Low. This is a new one. Hey, guys.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Welcome to another week of High and Low. And this week, we were on the edge of our seats to find out if our venute passed its warrant of fitness. You can't give it a warrant of fitness. No. You don't want that burden. You've done all the work, James, and you've got the verdict for us. She's gone in to try and get the warrant of fitness.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Now is the time. She's gone in this morning for a while and, yeah, it's passed. Pass! It's passed! We're on! And that's enough highs for the week. On to a weird scenario here where Brie has asked Clint a strange question. A man who's been arrested in the nude by a police officer who was also in the nude.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Was it at a naked sauna? Naked sauna. Wow, you got it in one. Well done. Did I? Yeah. What a weird place to be. A naked public sauna. Did I? Yeah. What a weird place to be, a naked public sauna. Like, come on.
Starting point is 00:14:26 You can come over to my house and I'll make a sauna and we can... Sorry? Well, I was going to say, sometimes my bathroom becomes a naked sauna. And you want me there because... Well, not you. I'm saying I'm just putting it out there to the people. Okay, cool. What's your address?
Starting point is 00:14:42 I regret this. And this week, Clint had some more maritime news to deliver, but it was derailed again. Sorry, cool. What's your address? I regret this. And this week, Clint had some more Maritime News to deliver, but it was derailed again. Sorry, mate. And I have a ship horn to play for when there's Maritime News. Before I play it, I need to know that this is a safe space. I'm not going to push this button until I have a guarantee that the ship horn is the correct ship horn for Maritime News.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Yes, it will. All right. Welcome to Maritime News. Can't wait to get some... I nearly said an F word just then. And on to our core of the week. After we got talking about massages, this caller here absolutely roasted Clint.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Siobhan, are you with me? Do you hate getting massages? I hate them. I can't stand them. I'm so ticklish. Oh, yeah. I yelled at beauty therapists because they tickle my spots. And I'm like, no, not there.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Why don't you get them to, like, rough it up a bit? Maybe you need, like, a full hands-on approach rather than these tickly little fingers. Where are you going for that? All right, mate. Welcome in. All right, this is a safe place, Siobhan. Siobhan.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Siobhan just owned you. And this week was April Fool's, which meant Clint was definitely not safe. But basically, yeah, I put my earphones through the wash. What the hell is that? The whole studio reeks of sulfur. That's not, that actually smells like sulfur. It does. That's a bit of nonsense.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Stop me. That's really embarrassing. Can we keep going? Oh. Oh. I'm so sorry. I actually need to go to the bathroom. That's not a joke. Go, go.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Check, check, check. Hello, hello, hello. When the mics are off. But Brie doesn't need fart spray to get up Clint's nose. Here's our off-air moment of the week. You're f***ing... Honestly, I don't enjoy the segment, okay? Got him!
Starting point is 00:16:31 Did you guys hear that? Got him! Honestly, thank you for the high-low producers. We appreciate it. It's so audible, isn't it? If ZM ever moves or we get a new building and we still work here, I'm asking for a studio with a window.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Also, this chair that I always sit on, that needs cleaning. I'm doing that shit. Okay. I feel sorry for you sometimes. Do you? It doesn't seem to stop you. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Are you a naked kind of person? Hell no. I feel awkward. Probably why I don't like massages, which you stitched me up with this time yesterday. Yeah, get you fully clothed to massage, though. Don't think I'll forget. Oh, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:17:24 And also don't act like you didn't fill the studio with fart spray Like three days prior to that You act like the biggest victim in this case All I did In fact I did something nice I got you a massage When you knew that I hated them How did you
Starting point is 00:17:35 I know you got a bit oily Like you got a bit of oil in your hair and stuff How did your business meeting go straight after the show? It was very uncomfortable You were like a greasy salesman Back to the naked thing for a second No I'm not a naked person I don't think you're a naked person straight after the show. It was very uncomfortable. You were like a greasy salesman. Back to the naked thing for a second. No, I'm not a naked person.
Starting point is 00:17:50 I don't think you're a naked person either, right? No, no, no, no. It's never really appealed to me. Like I never have the urge to take all my clothes off and walk around the house. Like I just don't want to. If you had the opportunity, like say there was a secluded beach and you knew someone else wasn't going to come
Starting point is 00:18:05 down, would you be keen to do like naked sunbathing or something like that? A beach is already hazardous enough without going naked there. Once you get sand in some places it's very hard to get them out. You can't get it out. There's a person who is advocating that everybody has a naked day and that person is Sam Smith.
Starting point is 00:18:25 This is what he posted on his Instagram yesterday. He said, Right. and I read and ate and I want people to celebrate this. Oh, sorry, and ate what I wanted and I just celebrated this bod. It's been so empowering and wonderful and effing fun. I think everyone should have a naked day once in a while and celebrate that beautiful human body of yours. Let it all hang out, people.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Heart emoji, peach emoji, eggplant emoji. And he's put up a picture of him in his house, just enjoying a big old naked day. I do love Sam Smith these days. He's just gone a little bit like, he's like you know, loose Sam Smith. Doesn't care anymore. He does not care. Like when he was in New Zealand and he had that bung eye,
Starting point is 00:19:17 and he was just uploading. Pink eye. It was gross. I remember that. He's like, here's my eye. I've got pink eye. So've got pink eye. So he's doing it. It still hasn't convinced me that I should be doing it, that I need to go nude. I've also got a lot of windows in my house.
Starting point is 00:19:34 So you imagine Sam Smith's got some like remote property where he could have the doors open if he wanted to. But you've got flatmates, I've got neighbours, that sort of thing. But there'll be naked people listening. Remember when we talked about naked families that time? Yep. People who come from naked families. And they just think that that's normal.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Yeah, they grow up with it. I mean, who's to say what's normal? They just think that that's the regular. Yeah, mum's doing the vacuuming naked, dad's outside with a weed eater. What weed eater? Yeah, he's also cutting some grass. We want to know this afternoon on 0800Diles.com,
Starting point is 00:20:02 what do you do naked? What do you like to do in the nude? Yeah. Are you all about a naked day here and there? Do you cook naked? Oh, that's dangerous. Do you clean naked? Are you a naked person? Vacuum cleaner, that's a fun time. And what do you do naked? You can call us now, 0800 dial ZM, or you can text us on 9696. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. For you very shortly as well and push for you no matter where you are in the country. Sam Smith has come out and said everybody should have a naked day. He's uploaded a nude selfie to Instagram. Calm down, it's only from the waist up.
Starting point is 00:20:36 But he said he spent the whole day naked just watching Netflix and eating food and he feels great for it. He loves it. I get the idea behind it. Do you feel liberated? Is that what it's meant to make you feel? Do you ever go from, you're different because you've got a bathroom attached to your bedroom, but you know when you're home alone?
Starting point is 00:20:51 Oh, and you run? And you go from the shower, maybe you don't have a towel, and you go from the bathroom to your bedroom, and you just like, just for that moment, you're like, even though you're in your own house. I don't know. For me, it feels very weird. In my old apartment, I did that and I slipped on the tiles. Yeah, see, there's a cautionary tale.
Starting point is 00:21:09 That was not a good time. We want to know this afternoon, are you a naked person? And what do you do naked? On the phones. 0800 dials at M. Emily, hello. Hi, M. Hi.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Are you a naked person, M? Yes. I get my hair bleached at the hairdressers, but I dye my own hair, like, different colours. And whenever I dye or, like, bleach clothing, I always do it naked because I did it, like, bleached once and dyed once and clothed and I ruined. Right. Ever again.
Starting point is 00:21:42 And where do you do this? In your living room? In your bathroom? Depending on how lazy I'm feeling, it's either the bathroom or my bedroom. Okay. But, like, I still have to sit for about half an hour with the dye on. Just full nude. So sometimes I have to, like, do a rerun to the bedroom.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Yeah, see, wouldn't, I mean, and good on you, celebrate you, you do you, but wouldn't it just be easier to have one set of hair dyeing clothes that you get hair dye on every single time? No, because the stuff I use is temporary, and the minute you put that in the washing machine with anything else, it will come off. Emily, you should just do what I do when I put fake tan on. I've got my fake tanning towel, and I never wash that thing.
Starting point is 00:22:23 It's so gross. My towel is permanently stained. I do have a hair-dyeing towel, but that's permanently stained now. But I just, especially in the winter, it's cold. Yeah, okay. All right, thanks, Em. Are you a naked person, Janelle? Good afternoon.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Oh, good day, guys. Oh, good day, Janelle. Yeah, mate. What are you doing naked? Hello. I do everything naked. I have a bit of a heat issue. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:47 So I'm generally always 150,000 degrees. Yeah. So I generally get home and get naked and go about the evening. Do you live alone? No, I have a partner and three children. And are they naked as well? No. Just you? No, just me.
Starting point is 00:23:08 And I did do the cooking. I don't cook very often but I cooked curried sausages a couple of weeks ago and one had crusted on the edge and I was trying to force it with my wooden spatula and it flashed.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Yeah, got a couple of scars from that. Oh, I know where this is going. Yeah. Got a couple of scars from that. Oh, not on your nips. Yeah, maybe. All right. Thanks, Janelle. I like Janelle. Well, I like naked people.
Starting point is 00:23:36 They're always quite... They're always great, aren't they? They're always a little bit fruity. There's a few texts on the text machine. Someone said, I like to poop naked. Right. I know people who do that. They get full nude even in the work stalls. Oh, no like to poop naked. Right. I know people who do that. They get full nude even in the work stalls.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. Hang their clothes. They have that hook on the back of the cubicle door. They hang all their clothes up there. Why did you look at Producer Ellie? I know. It was Producer Ben who was nodding.
Starting point is 00:23:57 He's the one who's into it. Yeah. That's weird. I don't know about that. Also, someone has said that they like to do everything naked apart from one thing. What's that? So they said, I do everything naked apart from cook bacon
Starting point is 00:24:11 as it burns my tartars. Yeah, that's a very good point. Never cook bacon naked. It spits hot oil back at you. It's a hazard. Last one, Zoe. Hi, Zoe. Hi, Zoe.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Hi, guys. Our special question for you this afternoon, what are you doing naked? I go to work naked. Pardon me? How? Yeah, I work naked. I'm a stripper, so I dance on stage.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Zoe wins. I love it, Zoe. We didn't know you were coming through. The producers just said, whatever you do, talk to Zoe last. Right. Okay. Okay. Do they give me that?
Starting point is 00:24:42 Yeah. Being naked must feel like work for you then. When you get home, you must want to keep all your clothes on. Is that the deal? Oh, yeah, for layers and layers. Load me up, baby. Let's hook Zoe up with some free fuel, thanks to mobile. Yeah, fuel up Friday.
Starting point is 00:24:55 We've got gas for you, Zoe. Well done. Awesome, thank you. You're not going to believe this, but sometimes I like to put fake tan on naked. No, stop. Yep. Every now and then, I fake tan on naked. No, stop. Yep. Every now and then, I have a bath naked.
Starting point is 00:25:07 No! I know. Bad boy, bad boy, what are you going to do? ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. The NZ Herald Facebook page. I do love a comment thread on the Herald Facebook page. Sometimes very funny, sometimes just a lot of angry people. There was one particular status that the Herald posted that's getting quite a lot of comments,
Starting point is 00:25:31 11,000 comments to be exact. Yeah, okay. They wrote on the Herald, did you wag at school when you were a teenager and how did it impact your life? There's no article attached to it or anything? No. It's kind of just like the Herald were like, hey guys, what's up? Sometimes they just like...
Starting point is 00:25:49 Anybody do any wagging? Before we go into the comments, this is a safe space. Can we have a quick... And you may have never admitted this to your parents before. Quick round the room. Did anybody here wag school before? Producers? You answered that really quick.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Yeah, probably would have. Probably would have or definitely did. Definitely would have, yeah. Yeah. Class or two. Not a whole day though. Not a whole day? No, I wouldn't have done a whole day.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Okay. So you have to be very good at it for a whole day. Yeah. Producer Ellie, are you a school wagger? No, no. I was a star student. You know, I used like privileges to say I was in meetings sometimes to miss a class, but it wasn't like wagging.
Starting point is 00:26:24 Meetings? What kind of? I don't know, like head student meetings and stuff. You know, like I'm in meetings sometimes to miss a class, but it wasn't like wagging. Meetings? What kind of? I don't know, like head student meetings and stuff. You know, like I'm in a head student meeting. Oh, okay. Like I was that kind of student. Brie? I was such a goody two-shoes.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Yeah, me too. Except I was gifted at sport, and I'd always use that excuse to go to the gym when Christian Studies was on. Okay, we have tucked into the comments section on this Facebook post and we're going to bring you some of our favourite ones. We like to do this sometimes. We do like to do this.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Who wants to kick it off? I'll kick it off in case someone else takes my stuff. No, no, I don't have many. In the comments section of the Herald, they posted, did you wag when you were at school? How did it impact your life? Kick it off, Ben. Paula wrote, wagged once. Now I've got eight kids to ten different women.
Starting point is 00:27:07 Hashtag loving my best life. To ten different women? I do love the sarcastic comments. Producer Ellie. I did it once. Now I have no teeth. Renee wrote, I went to school every day.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Oh, no, that's... Oh, no, I did not read the same one as Ellie. Oh, God. Mate. Come on, man. Are you all right? Nah, something's missing in my brain today. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:27:33 Renee wrote, I went to school every day and now I am the most good-looking man on the planet. This comment was actually from a super popular YouTuber and Facebook videoer, Jimmy Jackson. Oh, yeah. He wrote, it turned out amazing. I also dropped out at 15. That's good.
Starting point is 00:27:57 This person wrote, I wagged once a week for two years and I managed to trip around all of Auckland and New Zealand. Then I spent every day just driven off somewhere. Produce early. Wag school wants to smoke a deadly Mary Jane. Now I'm in a coma. Hashtag don't wag kids. Wait, how is he writing that?
Starting point is 00:28:16 That's a good point. Marcel wrote, wagging was a subject at Kelston High. I love this from, his name is Kingschapel Wilson. He wrote, Northcote College has a bush. We are the bush people. This is our story. Chris wrote,
Starting point is 00:28:38 I remember the day, Tuesday March 2014. I wagged once, now live on the streets next to a telecom box for WiFi. Annabelle wrote, just got real good at time zone games. Amber wrote, well, since you're asking New Zealand, I would say the impact is rather positive. It makes it easier to take naps and eat snacks throughout the day. This one is a little bit disturbing.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Debbie wrote, I wagged all the time at school and then I dropped out in grade 12. Now I'm a high school teacher. Brie and Clint, the podcast. Let's do the one second song challenge. Come on down, Brie. Tell them how they play. That's right. 20 seconds on the clock. You get one second of each song and you have to guess as many as you can in that 20 seconds. You can pass if you want to. If you don't know what the song is, you go and
Starting point is 00:29:42 I go and we play for somebody. Let's get Chelsea on first. Hi, Chelsea. Hello. How are you doing? Good. Thanks, Chelsea. Who do you want to play for you? It's got to be Clint. Sorry, Brie.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Great decision. I don't know, Chelsea. I'm feeling a bit off today. I really am. Yeah, he is very slow today for some reason. You know when it feels like there's a wire that's been disconnected inside your brain? Are you hungover? No, no, that was yesterday.
Starting point is 00:30:07 No. But I may still be dehydrated. Okay, Chelsea, I will play for you and that means Glen Bree is going to play for you. Sorry, Glen. Hey, no. You're dead on an eye walk, so... I'll do my best for you. Give it a rush.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Hey, you never know. I might be the dark horse today. I'm going to leave the studio. I will step into a soundproof area. Okay. You will get your songs in 20 seconds and then I will come back and I will might be the dark horse today. I'm going to leave the studio. I will step into a soundproof area. You will get your songs in 20 seconds and then I will come back and I will play with the same songs. Yes. Good luck, everybody.
Starting point is 00:30:30 See you soon. All right. Bye. Okay. Producer Ellie? All right. You're allowed to pass, okay? As we just said last week.
Starting point is 00:30:42 My mic's been turned off. Bins over you. If I pass and then realise what the song is, can I shout it out? Yeah, we'll say yes. And if Clint doesn't say anything, that's fine. Okay, cool. Yeah, all right. When you're ready, Ben, hit it off.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Pass. Bruno Mars? Incorrect. Pass. Spice Girls. Correct. Lordrect. Pass. Spice Girls? Correct. Lord? Correct.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Imagine Dragons? Correct. Pass. I don't want to be... Oh, God. I don't want to... I don't want to be somebody who helped my body. Three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Don't count. Somebody? No. Come again. I mean, nice try, mate. This game makes me feel bad about myself. All right, Clint. You got a heartache to follow.
Starting point is 00:31:42 I mean, that was a good round for me. You never know if someone's bluffing or not. I've been in a soundproof area. You guys did have a long chat before the game started. Yeah, so what she was confirming was whether she can shout out something after the fact like she did last week. And I said yes, and you're allowed to do the same, obviously. Okay, great.
Starting point is 00:31:56 Here we go. Cool. All right, when you're ready, Ben, hit it off. Dominic Fyke. Correct. Jason Derulo. Correct. Spiceke. Correct. Jason Derulo. Correct. Spice Girls.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Correct. Lord. Correct. Imagine Dragons. Correct. Five Sauce. Correct. Ellie Goulding.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Correct. Oh! Did you know this? Baby, I'm sorry. Demi Lovato, Sorry Not Sorry. Correct. No. All right, so the results are in, and Brie got three out of ten,
Starting point is 00:32:35 and Clint got eight out of ten. Yes. My second best result ever. Yeah. Why did I create this stupid game? I love this game. Can I just say, it gives me an adrenaline rush. I feel like an all-black who's running out to play a test match. And I've created another game we're doing after five
Starting point is 00:32:50 that I'm going to really be bad at. Oh, don't mention that one just yet because I'm equally as nervous. But Chelsea, it is a Fuel Up Friday thanks to our show sponsor, Mobile, and we've got free fuel for you. Thank you. You nailed it. I was going to say, are you proud of me? How did I go, Chels?
Starting point is 00:33:06 Oh, yeah, nah, nah. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. A couple of weeks ago, we tricked my mum and dad into thinking we had a karaoke segment on our show. It provided us with one of the greatest moments
Starting point is 00:33:22 in this show's history, Mumma Dies Seven Rings. Stop watching. My neck is flossing. Make big It provided us with one of the greatest moments in this show's history, Mama Di's Seven Rings. Stop watching. My neck is flossing. Make big deposits. My gloss is popping. You like my hair?
Starting point is 00:33:34 Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I see it like it. I want it. I got it. I don't even enjoy the original anymore. It was great. That is the best rendition of that song I think you will ever hear. Brings so much joy.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Off the back of that, I have no idea why I've pitched this idea for the show, but I thought, you know, you and I, both not amazing singers. You not an amazing singer. I would say I'm probably one of the worst singers you've
Starting point is 00:34:03 ever heard, and then I would say you think you're better than what you are. I think I've got potential. I think I need coaching is what I would say. Mate. You've got to remember this. Well, you need to know this about me, actually. I sung in front of an entire auditorium of people with Suzanne Prentice in the Rotorua Youth Choir once.
Starting point is 00:34:23 I was awarded a solo. Mate, doesn't mean you were good. Well, it was also pre-puberty as well. I had a much higher voice, but yeah. So off the back of that, us neither being good singers, we've decided to do this. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie.
Starting point is 00:34:42 I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Okie. We're finally going to find out
Starting point is 00:34:56 who is the least crap singer out of you and I. Our fake segment is now a real segment. I'm into this. I like this because it's competitive. Yeah. And it's about not taking yourself too seriously segment. I'm into this, and I like this because it's competitive. Yeah. And it's about not taking yourself too seriously. So I'm into this. However, you have royally stitched us up with the song
Starting point is 00:35:12 that you've chosen for Friday Oaky for the first version. So for the first Friday Oaky ever, I've decided to pick an absolute classic Savage Garden song, Truly Madly Deeply. If I was to make a list of songs that are near impossible for me to sing, this would probably be right up there. Oh, stop making excuses. All right, so you listening right now, you guys are going to be the judges.
Starting point is 00:35:47 So you need to listen carefully. What's happened this afternoon? Clint has had 15 minutes. That is it. There is a time limit with an audio producer, Al, and then I've had 15 minutes with Al, and we've both recorded a verse and a chorus. You will get to hear mine and you'll get to hear Clint's
Starting point is 00:36:05 and then we will take a vote. I'm sorry in advance. This is not my best work. Can I just say also, my verse that I kick off with, really bad. My chorus, not too bad. I haven't heard yours
Starting point is 00:36:19 and you haven't heard mine. Rock, paper, scissors for who gets played first. Okay. So we go one, two, three, show. One, two, three, show. That. One, two, three, show. That's mine. It's yours.
Starting point is 00:36:27 All right, New Zealand. Here we go. Clint's rendition of Truly, Madly, Deeply, Savage Garden. This is the first ever Friday. I haven't heard this yet.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Oh, no. This will make or break your weekend. I'll be your dream. I'll be your wish. I'll be your wish. I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope. I'll be your love.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Be everything that you need. I love you more with every breath. Truly, madly, deeply do. I will be strong. I will be faithful. Cause I'm counting on a new beginning A reason for living, a deeper meaning, yeah And I wanna stand with you on a mountain
Starting point is 00:37:20 And I wanna bathe with you in the sea And I want to lay like this forever Until the sky falls down on me Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah Savage God and baby, baby, baby You're meant to try. I did try. That last part.
Starting point is 00:37:56 The last bit was just for fun. The rest of it, I gave it everything. Do you want to hear my thoughts? The verse at the start, pretty good. I didn't realise we could do harmonies, but I thought, and then the harmonies went absolutely to shit in the chorus. I take it back, I can't sing. Nah, I thought that was pretty good.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Are you ready for yours? I know what's coming. I thought yours was really good. Oh no, this is bad. Oh no. Oh no. Listen critically, this is bad. Oh, no. Oh, no. Listen critically, New Zealand, because next we need you to judge. Mainly to the chorus.
Starting point is 00:38:31 The whole thing. No, the chorus. I'll be your dream. I'll be your wish. I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope. I'll be your love. Be everything that you need.
Starting point is 00:38:44 I love you more with every breath. truly, madly, deeply do. I will be strong, I will be faithful cause I'm counting on a new beginning. A reason for living, a deeper meaning, yeah. I want to stand with you on a mountain. I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever. Until the sky falls down on me. My microphone was falling off.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Pretty good? Pretty good. Hey, could have been a lot worse. This is either the best or worst segment we have ever come up with. This could be the first and last week of Friday Oaky. This is where you come in, okay? This is where you come in New Zealand. 0800 dial ZM. Whose was the least worst of
Starting point is 00:39:54 those two versions? Was it Bree's or was it mine? What we're going to do is we're going to take five calls, live to air and best of five, okay? That's how we pick a winner for this. Please be kind. Or don't, whatever.
Starting point is 00:40:09 You're welcome to call through with a critique as well, a review. But we do need a vote, and we will award some mobile fuel to someone who votes this afternoon as well. This is Friday Oaky. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. We've just launched the inaugural Friday-okey. Friday-okey! The game in a nutshell.
Starting point is 00:40:32 We have a song. We both have to sing the same song. We put it out there. And then you judge who is the least worst of both of us. Who's the least crap at karaoke? I mean, people on the text machine are calling me the songbird of our generation. We've got that. Wow, they are joking.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Hey, no, they're not. We took on this song. A Stone Cold Savage Garden classic. And I am sorry to the whole Savage Garden fano for what we have done to it. Hats off to Savage Garden. Not an easy song. We need to know, though, on 0800 dials it in, who did the bitter version. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:41:15 So we've got the phone lines all lined up here, but I think we need to hear, I know they might have made their decision, but let's hear a highlight from yours and mine just to see if we can change their mind. Me. I want to stand with you on a mountain And I want to bathe with you in the sea And I want to lay like this forever
Starting point is 00:41:43 Until the sky falls down on me In the words of Brie, pretty good. And Brie. I want to stand with you on a mountain. I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to layhe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever until the sky falls down on me. Pretty smooth. Pretty smooth.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Is it just me? And I don't mind. Is it just me? Or do we sound pretty similar? Yeah, off tune. We go to a best of five elimination with this. We have taken the first five phone calls that have come through on our $100.00 ZM
Starting point is 00:42:31 and that will decide the winner of this segment. And can I say, whoever wins picks next week's song. Okay, great. Okay, here we go. First vote is Natalie. Hi, Natalie. Hi. Did the highlight package change your mind?
Starting point is 00:42:47 No, I still don't know what I'm going for. Okay. You were voting for? Definitely Brie. Yes! Come on, I thought I'd get none. Thank you, Natalie. Hello, Peter.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Welcome to the show. Hi, Peter. Hello, how are you? Who are you voting for in Friday Okie this afternoon, Pete? Well, last part sort of changed my vote. You were both good, but unfortunately I have to go for Brie. All right. Okay, thank you, Peter.
Starting point is 00:43:16 I'm looking like a down trail here. I can't believe it. Hi, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi, guys. Before you cast your vote, do you have any constructive feedback for us? Well, I've got to say, Clint, your last
Starting point is 00:43:29 part wasn't as good as your first part. Judge us as a whole, though. Judge us as a whole. Yes, but you both did better than I thought you would, to be honest. Okay, good. That's definitely constructive. I think. Cool, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:43 But I've got to say, I think Clint took it over there. Oh, I got one. So you're just taking your voters for me? Yeah. Okay, beautiful. Thank you, Sam. Amber. Hi, Amber.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Hello. Who is your vote going for this afternoon? I'm really sorry, Bree, but Clint absolutely nailed it for me. Oh, we're back on. And when did you know that you were tone deaf? Um, actually. No, thanks, Emma. Appreciate your vote.
Starting point is 00:44:12 One more vote. Mel. Oh, my God, Mel. This is for the winner. Oh, no. Okay. I'm so sorry, but I have to go with Clint. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:44:24 Sorry, Brie. How did I pull this out of the I have to go with Clint. Yeah! How did I pull this out of the bag? Oh, my God. I reckon you, I don't know, I just liked your voice and you kind of sound like the lead singer, so, yeah. Oh, well, don't come on the radio and lie, Mel. I feel like I've been robbed for that. If you listen to this show regularly, you will know that we are fiercely competitive, you and I.
Starting point is 00:44:45 So competitive. Oh, yeah, definitely. To take that win means the world to me. I feel like I was actually robbed. I want to know what the producers think about that. We can get them on very shortly. But before then, as the victor, I would like to introduce you to next week's song. The text machine agrees.
Starting point is 00:45:01 They're saying I was robbed. No, no. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. This is next week's Friday Oki song. Next week, we will both be singing Katy Perry's Hot and Cold. If you're hot, then you're cold. If you're yes, then you're no.
Starting point is 00:45:15 You're in, then you're out. You're up, then you're down. I love her. You love her. And you will have your chance to take me down in Friday Oki next week. Would have rather I kissed a girl, to be honest. We know you would rather. Hey, I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:45:33 I've got some singing lessons. Producer Ellie's going to help me out. Aren't you, Ellie? Good work, mate. Good work, mate. Good game. ZDM Spree and Clint. The podcast.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Get a birthday banger. a Friday birthday banger. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we play one of those songs. Only the best one. This week, Grab One's come on board too. We've got $50 GrabOne.co.nz vouchers to give away. Hi, Chantel.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Hi, Chantel. Hi. What's your birthday, Chantel? October 87. What was that, Chantel? October 87. Got worse the second time. One more time, Chantel. What was that? 7th of October
Starting point is 00:46:21 87. I got it that time. 7th of October 87. That's what I got too. So she was 16 in 2003 on the 7th of October, 87. I got 7th of October, 87. That's what I got too. So she was 16 in 2003 on the 7th of October. Back in 2003, this topped the charts. Oh no, it got even worse. Oh, jeez. I wish there was bad reception wherever this song was playing from. Don't pretend like you don't like Nickelback.
Starting point is 00:46:46 I don't like Nickelback. You do, and I think you're a brave person to admit it. I don't mind it. It speaks to your character in more ways than one. What does Chantel think? Chantel, are you happy that Nickelback is your birthday banger? Yeah, I am, actually. Yes, Chantel, I'm with you on that.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Well, just me then. That's cool. That's totally fine. Let's go to Shelly. Hey, Shelly. Hi, Shelly. on that. Well, just me then. That's cool. That's totally fine. Let's go to Shelley. Hey, Shell. Hi, Shelley. Hi there. What's your birthday, Shelley?
Starting point is 00:47:10 9th of March, 1973. Okay, Shelley, you were 16 in 1989 on the 9th of March, and this is your birthday background. When you call my name, it's like a little prayer. I'm down on my knees. Put some big cones on your boobies. Awesome. Because you've got Madonna like a Brit.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Yeah, it's a classic. Madgey, Madge. And good Madonna too. Not cringy Madonna. You know, like vintage Madonna. That was good Madonna. Yeah. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:47:37 That's a good one. Nice work, Shelley. I'd hang around. Last one up is Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hi, Shannon. Hi. What's your birthday, Shannon?
Starting point is 00:47:46 13th of April, 1977. Okay, Shannon. What's your birthday, Shannon? 13th of April 1977. Okay, Shannon, you were 16 in 1993 on the 13th of April, and back on that day, this was number one. Oh, Shannon. Licky bum bum down. You've got informer and snow
Starting point is 00:48:06 Or snow informer The line in there It goes Licky bum bum down I do like that song How do you feel about that Shannon? I love that I'm reminiscing
Starting point is 00:48:17 That's a tune I once learnt the words To that song And I can't remember them at all Yeah I don't know many What do we want to play today? We've got three choices. Nickelback. I'm voting for Nickelback straight away.
Starting point is 00:48:30 You can't change my mind. Nickelback someday. That's my vote. And I know you've still got that veto up your sleeve as well. I do. Well, I'm voting for Madonna. You're voting for Madonna over Nickelback. Chad Kroger, the legend.
Starting point is 00:48:46 You're not making it any better. Yeah, I'm voting for Madonna like a prayer. That song is great. That song is, and when it kicks, it squouts, it builds. It's a great song. You're not changing my mind. Nickelback all the way. Let's go to the producers.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Okay, you're welcome to use your veto if you need it, or you're confident one of the producers is going to give you Nickelback. I don't know. I'm hoping. I'm going to choose the producer today, and the person who's going to choose is Ellie. Producer Ellie. Are we playing?
Starting point is 00:49:13 She doesn't want to choose. Oh, I had Ben all lined up for you. You hate all three of these songs, don't you? I don't really know. I'm not a fan of any of them, eh? Well, let's go with Producer Ben then. Okay, all right. Producer Ben.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Do you want to use your veto? I'll do it. Producer Ben. Do you want to use your veto? I'll do it. Brie, do you want to use your veto? Are you really going to vote for Madge? I was going to vote Madonna like a prayer. A hundred percent, yeah. This is your last chance. I just feel like I should keep my veto for a really, really dire time.
Starting point is 00:49:44 God, the way you feel, it must be a great song that you're holding it for. Seriously. Well, you just never know. Fine. We're playing Madonna? Yep. We're playing Madonna. I'm not happy.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Nickelback, I mean, goes begging. Yeah, and good. This is the winner of Birthday Banger today. It's Madonna. Here come the Nickelback fans for you made on the text machine. When you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the midnight hour, I can feel your power Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there I hear your voice, it's like an angel sighing
Starting point is 00:50:45 I have no choice, I hear your voice Feels like flying, I close my eyes Oh God, I think I'm falling out of the sky I close my eyes. Heaven help me. When you call my name, it's like a little prayer. I'm down on my knees. I want to take you there.
Starting point is 00:51:19 Give me my heart. I can feel your power. Just like a prayer. You know I'll take you there like a child. You whisper softly to me. You're in It's like a dream No end and no beginning You're here with me It's like a dream Let the choir sing When you call my name
Starting point is 00:52:02 It's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there In the midnight hour, I can feel your power Just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there When you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees I wanna take you there In the midnight hour I can feel your power
Starting point is 00:52:29 Just like a prayer You know I'll take you there Life is a mystery Everyone must stand alone I hear you call my name And it feels like home Just like a prayer Your voice can take me there
Starting point is 00:53:02 Just like a mystery You are a mystery Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there Just like a mystery, you are a mystery Just like a dream, you are not what you seem Just like a prayer, no choice, your voice can take me there Just like a prayer, I'll take you there It's like a dream to me Just like a prayer, I'll take you there It's like a dream to me
Starting point is 00:53:30 Just like a friend, I'll take you there It's like a dream to me Just like a friend, I'll take you there It's like a dream to me Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there Just like a myth to me, you are no mystery Just like a dream, you are not what you seem Just like a prayer, no, just your voice can take me there Just like a prayer, your voice can take me there ZM, Brie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:54:25 That is the winner of Birthday Banger. And in the words of our mate Big Gay Al, that is a gay banger. That is an absolute gay anthem. Hello, boys. We've made you a gay banger sting, Big Gay Al. That's the biggest compliment I've ever received in my life. Hello, boys.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Hello, boys. Also on the text machine, we are getting a lot of messages saying, Bree, you should have used your veto. I tried. You didn't try. Well, were we able to see the signs that we missed? You didn't try. No, I tried to convince you guys to play the right song, which was Nickelback.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Yeah, but if you truly stood by the song, you would have just used your veto. No, because I never know when I'm going to need that. When are you going to need it? If not now, when? I might need it someday. Dickle sack. Here we go. Can you truly say you hate this?
Starting point is 00:55:38 Big Gay Al, Nickelback, Gay Anthem? No, this song is the contraception equivalent of any song that you can get on Spotify. Big AL, you need Jesus. Yes. I want to tell you about, because I know that you thought you were a GoPro guy and I tried to convince you not to buy
Starting point is 00:55:59 one because I knew that you wouldn't use it. I'm a GoPro guy. How many times have you used your GoPro? I've got a couple photos on my Instagram and I made one video. I don't really know how to edit videos so I could have just bought a camera.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Or you could have used your phone. Now that I have a new phone and it's got a good camera in it, like I've got that new Samsung phone and the camera is crazy, part of me thinks I don't need the GoPro. But maybe I just need an upgrade. I think you need an upgrade. And maybe that just wasn't the GoPro for you.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Maybe you need this new GoPro that's on the market. As a GoPro guy, I am listening. So this new GoPro that's on the market, and this is a real thing. This is not me BSing. This is real. It's on the market. You can buy it. It is a GoPro, and it's only for men.
Starting point is 00:56:53 Oh, yeah, okay. Well, as a man, as a GoPro man, I'm still listening. It's a little bit sexist, but this GoPro, you don't attach it to your hand. You don't attach it to your wrist. You don't attach it to your chest. You don't attach it to your head. You don't attach it to your foot. Do I attach it to my penis? Yes, you do. It's a GoPro. I should have clicked. Look, it comes with a little silicon thing that you put around your male appendage and then you put the camera into
Starting point is 00:57:23 the silicon ring. Okay. As a GoPro guy and I speak on behalf of the entire GoPro community, that is not a GoPro. That's just a camera. Do not besmirch the good name of the GoPro community with that. It's like a GoPro. It captures, you know, outdoor, indoor activities. Indoor, outdoor, indoor, outdoor, indoor, outdoor, indoor, outdoor. Look, the promo video that these guys have done for their penis GoPro,
Starting point is 00:57:53 they jumped out of an aeroplane. Can I? Wow, he's a big ambassador for this product. Isn't he? Wow, he's. That's a real product. You can buy that. Who is buying that?
Starting point is 00:58:09 I'm glad they used it for skydiving and not for other things because that's way too intimate. Even, like, you want that sort of thing to be at least, like, an agreement between the two. We're going to make this movie. This is where the camera goes. But it's way too close for anybody's enjoyment. Unfortunately, they did say one size doesn't fit all.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Now, does that affect? I don't know how to ask this question. Who's more affected? Because you know how you get hats Yes And as a guy with a medium I've got a medium to large head One size fits all
Starting point is 00:58:54 Hats can sometimes be very small I don't know how to ask this question Judging by the Judging by the Judging by the Judging by the judging by the judging by the judging by the the girth of the man
Starting point is 00:59:10 in the promo video I've already said oh mate I think that nah I'm not gonna finish it you brought this topic to the table you send us out
Starting point is 00:59:19 I'm always the guy who cleans up these breaks I'm always the guy who goes what do you mean what does that mean oh well well at least if you don't like it, it'll be good for somebody.
Starting point is 00:59:28 You finish this break. Go on. I've got nothing. Wrap it up in a nice, tidy way. That is good. You should wrap it up before you use it. There it is, baby. Right now.
Starting point is 00:59:41 ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Live from Hollywood with our man on the ground, Dean McCarthy. Spy.co.nz Alright Dean, give it to us. What's happening with the biggest divorce in the world? Oh my goodness, talk about a divorce. Biggest divorce in the
Starting point is 00:59:59 history of the world. Jeff Bezos and Michelle Bezos, of course, the founders of Amazon, are officially done and dusted and their divorce has been, well, the details have been finalized. It's going to take a little bit, you know, a little time in the court. Here's the overall, the squeeze, right? Basically, Michelle is kind of giving up a lot of the executive roles, board of director roles, things like that for the cash. She's taken the cash. I think she gave over, I think 75% of her stake in Amazon.
Starting point is 01:00:26 She's leaving the board for Washington Post. And I think she's getting like a big fat check for about $35 billion. Sorry, did you say billion? Oh my God! Wow. Because he, before this divorce,
Starting point is 01:00:38 Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon, richest man in the world? Is he richest man in the world? By far. Yes, he is, yeah. Yeah, right. I what? I'm pretty sure Bill Gates has about $4 billion and he's got like $100 billion.
Starting point is 01:00:50 Wow. Yeah, $100. So when they first separated and he was worth $139 billion, by the time this came happening, he was worth $145. He picked up a little six bill on the way. How much would you want? Dean, say you're married to him and you're getting divorced and he cheated on you because he didn't cheat on her. Wait, he cheated on her? Yeah, say you're married to him and you're getting divorced and he cheated on you because he did cheat on her.
Starting point is 01:01:05 Wait, he cheated on her? Yeah, I think that was what went down. Wasn't he texting his neighbour real weird stuff? Well, he reckons there was no crossover. Oh, look, I'd sell her for $100,000. That's what I was going to say. How much do you want? $100,000,000?
Starting point is 01:01:17 How much do you want, Bree? Oh, $1,000,000,000 would do me. You'd be happy with $1,000,000,000? Yeah, I'd be happy with $1,000,000,000. I'd go with Eddie Murphy. I want half, you know? Straight down the middle. Nice and clean. You'd be happy with $1 million? Yeah, I'd be happy with $1 million. I'd go with Eddie Murphy. I want half. You know? Straight down the middle.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Nice and clean. You give me half, you'll never see me ever again. Was there a prenup? No. Well, see, this is the thing. They've been together for so long. They've been together
Starting point is 01:01:36 for when Amazon was in his garage. They were together before that. Right. They were, like, so... They were together when they were broke. In fact, they both left their job to start Amazon. Yeah. Right. So, like so, they were together when they were broke. In fact, they both left their job to start Amazon.
Starting point is 01:01:47 Yeah. Right. So essentially, they started it together. She's been there the whole time. Oh yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Also today in New Zealand is Gumboot Friday. It's all about mental health. It's all about raising awareness and raising money so that kids can talk to a counsellor when they need to.
Starting point is 01:02:00 Interestingly, Britney Spears is in the news again today for her mental health. She is and it's an interesting story so I want to send her some good vibes today. Here's what happened. Interestingly, Britney Spears is in the news again today for her mental health. She is, and it's an interesting story. So we want to send her some good vibes today. Here's what happened.
Starting point is 01:02:12 You may know Britney Spears' father has become very, very ill. So ill that she cancelled her Las Vegas residency to look after him. He's in a really bad place. Okay, it is not looking good at all. It has really, really affected her, and she's gone in to get some treatment for the next 30 days, which is incredible. Really, really strong and brave of her because it's had such a difficult time and had such a
Starting point is 01:02:31 negative and hard effect on her. She's gone in there for 30 days, sending her good vibes, lots of love, and it's really great that she's getting the help that she needs. That's the trick, right? That's what we're learning at the moment is recognising in yourself when you need help and being able to say hey i'm not doing very well and whether that's professional help or just speaking to someone in
Starting point is 01:02:49 your family same as what i spoke about the other day with my friend daryl and say and realizing that hey you can talk to people around you and you can go and get this help when you need it and not being ashamed of that a lot of people struggle with these things and you don't have to be ashamed and the best thing for you to do is ask for help, reach out, and go get some help. Yeah, good. Okay, well, we hope Brittany's okay and anybody who's dealing with this. Dean McCarthy, you have a wonderful weekend. Thank you for talking to us.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Bye, Dean. Love you. We'll chat Monday. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. Bye. Our spies brought you by Bonds. Intimately, you can text BONDS to 9696 now to win a Bonds $250 prize pack.

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