ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 10th 2020

Episode Date: August 10, 2020

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Talofa Lava podcast listeners and welcome to the Breein Clint podcast and a special welcome back to the podcast to producer Ben! G'day guys. He's back. I actually put together Friday's podcast, which was exciting for me. Did you edit yourself in there a little bit? Nah, thought about it. Hey guys. Thought about it. Actually I was like in a little bit of the middle, I was like hey guys, thank you for having me. People will be glad To have you back Soundkeeper Gary did a Good job of covering for you On the podcast

But it's just those Little touches you know That only producer Ben Can offer He's got finesse And he knows us He's dripping in finesse He's dripping in finesse

Don't make much sense What is finesse? Finesse It's like where you're like Bit of zhuzh Bit of zhuzh Bit of skill Like if you Say you've done your outfit And you're ready to go zhuzh Bit of zhuzh Bit of skill Like if you

Say you've done your outfit And you're ready to go And then maybe you just I don't know Put some sparkles on it Add a scarf For some reason For some reason

When I think of calligraphy writing I think of You need to have good finesse So you are quite literally Finessing the letters Yeah In calligraphy Yeah

And so that's why It's the perfect word for Ben, who is dripping in finesse. Thanks, guys. Yeah, good. Speaking of finesse, can I ask a clothing-based question? And this could be helpful for anyone who's in our podcast group. Can you unshrink jeans?

That's a great question. Because I told you I bought my dream jeans. I finally found them. My jeans that fit exactly how I want them to fit. Did you get soupies? No, I got nudies. I finally found them. My jeans that fit exactly how I want them to fit. Did you get Subies? No, I got Nudies. Oh, Nudies. That's Anastasia's favourite brand, Subies.

It is not. I don't have any Subie jeans. I wore a Subie t-shirt yesterday just for you. Did I not notice it? I didn't notice it. Were you dressed as producer Anastasia? Because I don't care about Subie. I'm going to start dressing as Anastasia.

For our American listeners, Subie is spelt with a K. K-S-U-B-I. What? I didn't know that. Isn't it spelt with a T? No. Oh, I wouldn't know. Oh, wait.

Yeah, what's it spelt with? I'm pretty sure it's spelt with a T. I'm pretty sure there's a silent T. Hold on. Like tsunami. Yeah, you have to give tsunami. Hold on. Hold on. I want to see what it is now. Anyway, good that you found the genes,

mate. You should know, Anastasia. You can't Google it because you don't know how to spell it. Yeah, literally. Right, K-S-U-B-I. Okay, hold on. The perfect way to, I reckon, expand. Whoa! It is K-S-U-B-I. What am I thinking of? Tsunami. T-S-U.

Yeah. Whoa! That's blown my mind. I always thought there was a What am I thinking of? Tsunami. TSU. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa, that's blown my mind. I always thought there was a T in there somewhere too. What were you about to chime in with, Anastasia? To stretch your jeans. Yeah. It takes a bit of time.

You just eat a lot of bad food. You want me to wear them for you? No, here's the thing. You stretch them. No, no, no, because they were perfect. I'll stretch them in the butt area. They were a little bit too tight and then I put them

in the dryer oh you don't put jeans in the dryer so now I'm pulling them on every day and I'm literally doing like squats in them

to try and stretch them out they will eventually stretch again but they're only stretching at the knees it's honestly a pain in my freaking arms someone who's a size

bigger than you if you find someone I reckon get them to put them on they won't get into them now I'm struggling to get into them. Now I'm struggling to get into them. And now I'm wondering if I found my perfect jeans and they haven't changed, but I've

changed sizes. Nah, you've shrunk them. You've definitely shrunk them. So anyway, if anyone knows a hack, other than wearing them in, how to get your jeans unshrunk. Like, can you do like a cold bath with them or something? How much did you pay for them? That's a good question.

I love knowing how much people pay for their jeans. Part of the reason I bought them was because they were the perfect jeans. You know my struggle of buying jeans. No price. The price doesn't matter. You always struggle because you've got real skinny ankles. I've just asked Google. That's just in the top result from Google.

Spray them with lukewarm water, then lay the jeans out on the floor. Stand on each leg of the jeans, bend down and use your hands to manually stretch the jeans while they're wet. But they're not too long. They're too tight. I paid $2.80.

Oh, yeah, that sucks. That's like Subie pricing. That's pretty expensive for a pair of jeans. Yeah, because they were perfect. Yeah, but you're never going to grow. But now they're not perfect. But now they're not perfect. Exactly right.

I wouldn't care otherwise, but I was like, it's an investment. These are an investment piece of pair of jeans. How many times have you worn them since you shrunk them? Twice. They're not the ones that you're wearing right now? No, no, no. I love baggy. Clint has a real problem with his ankles.

I've got ankle dysmorphia. What's wrong with them, Clint? I don't like a wide-ankled pant. See, well, I've never worn, I mean, I always have tight ankle jeans. Yeah, and you ladies are lucky you can get those. Because girls, yeah. Whereas, you know that meme of 30-year-old guys in skinny jeans? I don't want to be that guy.

Buy a pair of girl jeans. You know Vaughn used to wear girls' jeans? Yeah, a lot of guys did. Didn't you guys do that thing where you all got the one pair of jeans that fit all? One size fits all. And you guys all tried them on? Did we? Yeah.

Don't you remember that? No, mate, we do so much shit. That's true. I felt like I got a really bad deal because I had to put them on after every male did and there's no room in the crotch area and it was all kind of... But there was lots of room after me and Ben had been than me.

Yeah, so much room. So much stretched out dick room. Yeah, that's what a guy with a big dick would say. Compensating. Compensating. I got it and I was like stretching out the crotch here. I was like, gotta leave a good impression. Gotta leave a good impression.

Gotta leave a good impression. It is so weird. Have you ever tried on men's underwear, Anastasia? It's so strange. This guy I used to date, I tried on his Calvin Klein's one time just to see what they'd feel like. It's so weird having so much space in the front. Yeah.

Oh, kudos to you and the man you were seeing. Were these like boxer shorts? Or were they? Fucked up. No, they were just Calvin Klein like shorts. Brief. Brief. Oh, briefs.

Boxer briefs. Boxer briefs, yeah. Did you say panties? Panties. Have you ever dated a guy that wore ladies underwear? No. No. Are you looking dated a guy that wore ladies underwear? No. No. Are you looking at me?

Have you? Neither. Are we meant to contribute? Have you ever worn ladies underwear? That's how you can contribute. No. No. I had a friend who dated a guy who loved ladies underwear.

Wait, but surely this was just like a normal brief, woman's brief that he needed it to be quite tight at the front? No. Or was it? It was lacy g-string ladies. Where does the donger go? Where does the donger go? I don't know. Baggy maybe?

That's a good question. Or they might make men's versions of lacy. They do do that because I saw it come up on Wish. Why does all that weird shit come up on Wish? It was next to a crack pipe Yeah, those crack pipes, they're trying to dish them out to everyone

Yeah, what are you doing? I'm going to stop googling cheap crack pipes and maybe I'll stop coming up Anyway, if there's some Martha Stewart out there who's listening to this And knows the secret to unshrinking jeans Like I said, your idea's good, but I don't need them longer I need them wider You know I did read You just do it the other way

You do them width-wise instead of length know, I did read. You just do it the other way. You do them width-wise instead of length-wise. I did read on the internet one time you put the jeans on and then you lay on your bed and you dry hump side to side. Oh, yeah. And that helps. I'll try that. Yeah, you try that. Yeah, cool.

Could you maybe put another pair of jeans on and like... Put them over Tom. Vaseline them. It'll be like the episode of Friends with the leather pants. Oh, that is one of my favourite episodes where Ross gets

the leather pants. Holy shit, that's funny. Anyway, it's good to be back together as a whanau. Good to have you back, Ben.

Good to have you back, Ben. Thanks, guys. Ben. A few... How's your catheter, by the way? Yeah, good.

Good? Yeah. Do you want to see it? Yeah, I'll take it out for you Get it out of your Calvin Klein's Here's the podcast everybody Sorry I just recorded that out of Out of habit

So if you want it I've got it You recorded it I've recorded it I'm a professional Fuck I don't know I did not wait for you to start Mate we're out of routine okay Jeez come at me with that

F***ing bullshit. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Now!

Hi everybody, happy Monday, Brie and Clint. Yeah, happy Monday, good to be here. Good to be here, good to all be here. We're finally back together as a team. Producer Ben's back. Yay! G'day mate. Hey mate, how you going? Yeah, good. How are you? Yeah, welcome back. He's been on an extended leave.

Just taking it easy, I think. Just kicking back. Yeah. Just having a good time. Nothing major. Bit of a holiday. Yeah, definitely didn't do an extended stay in hospital. Nah, that's not on the cards. No, that didn't happen.

Do they put you in hospital now for those? Yeah, for sick leave. Straight in the hospital. Yeah. No, hang on. She's going to zing you. Oh, okay. Sorry.

You do your thing. Do they put you in hospital now for STDs? Yep. There it is. We're off and running for a brand new week, everybody. In that episode of House, they did. Right. Yeah, it was some weird form of...

Yeah. Did Hugh Laurie have a look at your genitals? I don't know who that is. Guy with a cane. Guy with a walking stick. Oh, is that what his name is? Hugh Laurie. Yeah.

Yeah. Interesting. Well, his name's House on the show. Is his name House? Yeah, he's House. Isn't he House on House? That's why it's called House. I haven't seen it, so I can't help you.

I think you're right. The actor's name is Hugh Laurie, and if that blew your mind, you'd be impressed to know he's house. Isn't he house on house? That's why it's called house. I haven't seen it, so I can't know. I think you're right. The actor's name is Hugh Laurie, and if that blew your mind, you'd be impressed to know he's British. Yeah, no, I did know that about him. You know when you find out an actor's British? Like the ginger guy from Homeland. He's British. Is he?

Yeah. The ginger guy from Homeland? I didn't know that. The main one. Yeah, I love that guy. The main one who goes off and he's bloody joined Al-Qaeda behind the scenes. Spoiler alert, although you find that in the first episode. Oh, thanks a lot.

Yeah, but now. Yeah, he's British. He's British. He's doing a fake American accent. These actors, mate, they're either very good or they're big liars. You know, I was quite shocked when I found out that Emily Blunt was English. Emily, oh, yeah. Because...

But she's Mary Poppins. Yeah, but the first role she got big in was Devil Wears Prada oh okay so I was like oh yeah American and then I heard her

like speak in an interview and I was like nope English as a trained thespian we practice accents so I can share that with you it's part of it's important to have

as part of our repertoire you're one of the worst actors I've ever seen I am not that was terrible. Point proven. And also a little bit racist. Today on the show,

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But next, we want to know what you're still using of your exes. You know, are you still cashing in on that relationship? You can remain anonymous, but, you know, it's just going to be fun to talk about. Yeah. What are you still getting away with? Brian Clint, Zedim. Brian Clint. I can't believe the texts that are coming through already on this.

But what are you still using of your exes? Because a story has come out about a couple of ex-Bachelor and Bachelorette contestants. They were on that show. After you go on The Bachelor or Bachelorette, there's this show called Bachelor in Paradise. Yeah. And it's where everyone that didn't find someone goes.

Did Lily McManus do Bachelor in Paradise? I think she did. She did Bachelor World Games. No, I don't think she did. I think she's still yet to do that one. No, but she's found Richie now. No, she's got a big, long Bachelor career ahead of her. She's got time.

Yeah. Anyway, these two that met on the show, it doesn't really matter who they are, but they dated for about a year. Dated for about a year. They were madly in love and then they broke up at the end of 2018. Yep. It's now come out that the girl in the relationship started dating an ex-Love Island contestant.

Oh, right. So has a new boyfriend. Yep. And her and the new boyfriend have been using the ex's Netflix account for the past couple of years. That is betrayal. First you leave me for another reality TV show guy and then I find out you're piggybacking my $14 Netflix account this whole time.

How dare you? So the guy that found out, he put on his Instagram that he thought his Netflix account was being hacked by Russian spies. Yeah, right. Because it kept coming up with all these shows that he'd never watched saying that he had watched them, right? So I see. She didn't want to create a profile in there because he would have figured it out.

Exactly. So they just used his profile. But eventually he started to realise. So he changed the password. Yeah. And that's when the guy messaged him and said, Hey, mate, hope you're well. Just wondering if you could check where the last dance is up to on your Netflix account

as we're watching it and we've forgotten where we're up to. So they outed themselves. Either he's going to message them and go, hey man, hope you're doing well. Me and your ex-girlfriend just wondering, can we get your new password? Yeah, what is the new password? Because we really want to know how Stranger Things finishes.

So he just outed himself. Yeah. They could have got away with it. Scott free, but no. Seems like a victimless crime using someone's Netflix account. Unless you're changing their... You're watching habits. Yeah, I guess you're changing their algorithm.

No, but even if you're not... Yeah, like if I'm watching a series and someone's using it and going in there and then I get confused and don't know where I'm up to, I'm annoyed. Fixed world problem, am I right? Yeah, I mean, it's low down there on the list of crimes you can take someone to court for. But yeah, I agree, it's low down there on the list of crimes you can take someone to court for. But yeah, I agree, it's annoying.

Yeah, but I mean, you're right. It's one of the, you know, the more subtle ones. I want to know from people though, because obviously that one's a little bit rough when she's watching it with her new boyfriend from her old boyfriend's account. But have you been doing this to an ex? And it doesn't have to be Netflix.

It can be anything. It can be maybe you're on their phone plan and they just haven't taken you off the family phone plan. Yeah, right. Or maybe it's a Spotify account. Yeah. Or maybe it's whatever it is. Or maybe you've got a Les Mills swipe card of theirs.

Oh, yeah. And you guys look similar and security doesn't ask any questions and you're on their gym membership. Why not? Yeah. What are you using of your exes that they don't really know about? You can call us on 0800-DALS-ZM and you can text us on 9696 as well. And you can also remain anonymous for this one if you want to.

If you need to. There's some trouble in Bachelor in Paradise. See what I did there? Yeah, see what you did there. It's good, yeah. From the hit TV show, there's people that meet, they have relationships and then they move on usually within, you know, six months to a year.

And that's exactly what happened with these two. So there was Jared and Kira and they were dating and then after a year they broke up and Kira started they were dating. And then after a year they broke up and Kira started dating someone else. But she didn't break up with her ex Jared's Netflix account because her and her new boyfie had been watching on his Netflix account. It's so risky when you've been writing someone else's password because you don't know the password.

No. It's just saved. And if that device ever forgets the password, the jig is up. You're screwed. You're absolutely screwed. You're done. You can attempt it. You can attempt it a couple of times, but then you might lock them out and then they'd find out. We did it to my ex-flatmate for a while. What do you mean? Why?

Well, because we just always used her Netflix. And she moved to Australia. Yeah, so then why did you continue to use it? Because we had our own profile. We had our own profile. But then for whatever reason, she changed her password and we didn't feel we were in. Probably to get you guys off of it. Yeah, we didn't feel entitled to ask her for the new password.

So we got our own, okay? It now comes free with our internet plan. I was just saying to you, I had a similar situation with one of my exes where we realised that they were still attached to the family Spotify. And after six months of us, you know, had broken up, with one of my exes where we realised that they were still attached to the family Spotify. Yes. And after six months of us, you know, had broken up, I was like, oh, let's, you know, delete this account.

Yeah. And so we did. Yeah, good. Yeah. That's one of those ones where it has no impact on you, but you just want them gone because you don't like them anymore. Well, why should I be paying for it? Our first caller is an anonymous woman who has called to say what she was still using of her exes.

Hello, anonymous woman. Hello, anonymous. Hi, guys. What were you still using of your exes? So I wasn't the one using it, but I wasn't even dating this guy. We probably hung out only a handful of times, and then he ghosted me. And then I realised he was still using my Netflix, which we had logged onto at his house.

Wait, anonymous, because how did he have your Netflix account? Because you'd only hung out like five times. Oh, we logged onto it at his house. Oh, okay. So he didn't have Netflix, so you had to log in at his house, sneaky from him. Right. I know.

And how did you find out he was using it? Because all this weird stuff was coming out from my recently watched and recommended. So for a while, I was messing with him. I'd, like, skip through the program he was watching. Yeah, good. Yep. Anonymous, you're such a boss. That's awesome.

And then I got sick of dealing with it, so I changed the password. And then this was probably five or six weeks after we'd stopped talking completely. And he messaged me asking if he could get the new password to finish the episode. You dodged a bullet there, Anonymous. Now we have an anonymous male on the show. Hello. You're not the guy that was using her Netflix account. You're not a ghost, are you? No, definitely not. Let's hope not. All. You're not the guy that was using her Netflix account. You're not the ghost,

are you? No, definitely not. Let's hope not. All right. What's the deal? You were using something of your ex's? Yeah. Well, I had an ex

and we had a very amicable breakup. We were together for about a year but for two years after the breakup she continued to pay my monthly phone bill.

What? No. Why anonymous? Was it just on a direct debit or something? Yeah, it was just on an automatic payment and I never said anything and she never said anything. So I just let it slide.

So wait, anonymous, how did it all come to light that eventually she stopped paying it? Well, I don't know. I don't know if she didn't know that she was paying it or just didn't worry about it. But one day I just got a text and it just said, I can't keep paying your phone bill. I'm ending an automatic payment.

Wow. So she knew she was, oh, she was still in love with you. She had to break up with you again. She's like, this isn't working for me anymore. I need to stop paying your phone bill. I reckon she hoped you guys would get back together. We need to see different providers. Finally, everyone's anonymous this afternoon.

It's very secretive. I'm fine with that. Anonymous female number two. Hello. Hello. Hi. Was it you that was still using something of your ex's? Well, my ex had a really good taste in music,

and so I used to make these Spotify playlists for, you know, sexy time. Yeah. Okay. And I still listen to them today without him with other guys. Oh. What, what? If he knew he was funding your indoor gardening, he'd be lovable. I'm a little worried that he can see on Spotify. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Simon Cowell's had a really bad injury. Tell us what's going on. Yeah, he has. It was really scary news this morning I woke up to. Simon Cowell was riding a new electric bike around his compound in Malibu. Had a really serious accident and ended up in hospital.

They had to do an emergency back surgery. He's broken his back. It was so close to his spine where the major injury occurred that he was very, very close to being paralyzed. It was that serious. He's currently in hospital. He's recovering. As you guys know, I work with him on AGT every year,

and he is, can I just say, the nicest guy you will ever meet ever. I know he sometimes has a bit of a persona on the shows as being like the mean guy or whatever. He is lovely. He's so nice. So we're all kind of thinking of him today. But we're very lucky. That's luck.

That's true luck. He's recovering and everything went well. Yeah, right. He'll be getting some serious tributes online because he's responsible for so many artists' careers. Yeah. You know, so many people, all of the One Direction boys, they owe their whole career, well, their start to Simon Cowell, right?

So he'll be getting some messages. Very famous and back injuries are so terrifying. So he's very, very lucky. Yeah, and I think we can all take away from this, no more electric bikes. In fact, no more bikes in general. Stop trying to save the planet because it's a dumb idea. It almost paralysed Simon Cowell.

Get back in your car, preferably a four-wheel drive gas guzzler. V8. Yeah. That's the official. Best way to go. Yes, that's what I was getting at. That's what you drive, Dean. Don't lie.

That's our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. I've seen your BMW. Live out of Los Angeles. Free in Clint. On Friday Friday we were in the capital For our third Friday Oki live tour It was so much fun It was so good We were at the Bristol Hotel

The winner's name was Bailey Our second Whitney Houston winner Two Whitney Houston winners in a row I'm not surprised Clint You know how much I love the Queen No I'm not surprised either I'm just surprised that people are able to sing her so well That's so true.

Because it's hard. I'll give you a quick bit of Bailey. This is Bailey's winning performance. Big, big, big performance from Bailey. Everyone was on their feet. It was like a moment where everyone just shut up and was just listening and in awe. It's done on vote, so it's good to have an obvious winner for that one.

I think that was great. Some other people got up and sung though, and they were the last people to sing on the night. And you and I introduced them, and we just got slipped a piece of paper that said, our next contestants are here on a first date. And they rocked up late, and they decided that they would sing together.

They were just walking down the street and they went, oh, bloody Friday Okie Live's up there. Let's go on down. Should we go up there and give it a go? So, of course, we're keen and we tell the whole crowd this is their first date. Be supportive. Be supportive. And then they get up there and they did bloody well.

They were really good. They had like a connection happening. No, no. They had chemistry. Yeah. They had like a connection happening. No, no, they had chemistry. Yeah. They had like a spark going on and we could all see it. I'll play a little bit of them. This is them. They did the Queen song.

This is CJ and Stella. Because it could have been a train wreck. It could have been. But it wasn't. They both went in with a great attitude and whether their performance was enough to win it or not doesn't matter because they had something going on.

That's right. I got caught up in the moment. That's right. And after they finished performing, I started to chant on the microphone Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss And then the whole room joins in Kiss, kiss, kiss

These people who have just met each other on their first date Kiss, kiss, kiss And next minute they have their first kiss on the dance floor In front of everyone at Friday Oki Live It was a moment I thought that was going to be enough for them to win the competition We've actually tried to get them on the dance floor in front of everyone at Friday Okie Live. It was a moment. I thought that was going to be enough for them to win the competition. We've actually tried to get them on the show today. We couldn't track them down.

We couldn't track them down. So I really hope that that was the beginning of a beautiful thing. Because, you know, they've got that story to be able to go back and say, how did you guys meet? And you'll go, well, weird story. We did karaoke together on our first date and the rest is history. I just think if you have two people that are both willing to do something like that on a first date,

obviously they've got a connection. Like, not everyone would be keen to do that. Well, you know you're on each other's level straight away because you're willing to give it a go. It was pretty special. We want to talk about best first dates this afternoon because that, to me, is right up there. Did you just have a fairy tale rom-com like moment on a first date with someone?

Maybe it was planned. Maybe you went on this date and you're like, wow, this guy has absolutely nailed the date. Or maybe it was spontaneous. Just something happened which in your mind made it the best first date that you could have possibly gone on. There's got to be a reason why. We want to know from you guys. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Your best first date stories.

Brie and Clint. But right now we want to know about dream first dates because Brie and I kind of went on one on Friday. Not you and I. We were there and witnessed one. That's what I mean, yeah. We were part of a... Stop trying to go on dates with me.

It's getting weird. We were at Friday Okie and a couple who were on a first date put their hand up and they got up and sung in front of everybody. This is their first time hanging out and CJ and Stella were like, yeah, we'll do that. I feel like I was watching a Rebel Wilson rom-com. Yeah. Like it was such a moment and they were just having so much fun.

And then... She picked him up in the bits that he couldn't get and he picked her up in the bits that he couldn't get and he picked her up in the bits that she couldn't nail and the crowd was cheering. And then we chanted for a kiss at the end and he'd walked off. Do you remember this? Yeah.

So they were walking off through the crowd and I started to chant, kiss, kiss, and then everyone joined in and he runs back to the dance floor to meet her and that's where they kissed. Do you remember that? It was magical. It was amazing.

I really want to know how they got on, but they didn't give us a phone number, so they've ghosted us as a couple. We were on their first date, and now they've ghosted us. But that's okay. We obviously came on too strong, didn't we? A little bit, eh? We want to know your dream first date stories.

Hi, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi there. Did you have one of these moments? I did have a dream date. So basically, I was really busy. I was acting as a tour guide for somebody who was flying in from Aussie. And so the guy, he was like, oh, can I help you?

And so we went, and I was a tour guide at the time in the Waitamo Cave. So I took him all around the cave. We were there for about five hours. So he cooked me dinner in the end. And then two weeks later, we are engaged. What? What? You're engaged?

Like our date carried on that night. We went to a pool, and then he wanted to pick me up and take me out for breakfast in the morning. He was from Hamilton. I was from Auckland. I had to go back to Auckland. He followed me back,

and every day was a date since then. Nicole, wait. How good of a tour guide are you? You know what? Yeah, they should pay me more. That's all I'm saying. And what type of tour were you giving? Well, it's the cave, you know.

Yeah, that doesn't make it much better. You're hilarious. He was like, I'll show you my glow worm. Hi, Bree. Hi. How's it going, guys? Good, thanks. Tell us about your dream date moment.

So this guy went on a date with me. He took me to and snuck me into a comedy show. I think it was at the Civic, I'm sure. Once the show had finished, we got back to his car and we were going to the next place, which was a little bar in Ponsonby. But on the way, he gave me a nurse gun. Okay.

And he was like, go ahead, shoot the people on the street. So we're driving along through the city. Yeah. Just shooting people with this nurse gun, which was obviously entertaining. And then we got to this little bar in Ponsonby, and it was an open mic night. And he's actually a singer. So he ended up singing and, I guess, serenading me. What did he sing, Nicole?

What did he sing? I? What did he sing? I mean, Brie, sorry. I actually don't remember. It was many years ago. Were you all worried that this is his format for dates? Yeah. Where he's like, okay, I'll give them the Nerf gun and then I know this bar where

there'll just happen to be a microphone. And I just happen to be able to get up and sing a song off the cuff. And I'll get up and do Bruno Mars, marry you. And then I play it on the piano with my feet. Did you guys stay together? Was there another date? There was another date, but we are not together. He's actually living in Berlin doing music.

Oh, right. Okay. That sounds like a fun first date. It does sound like a fun first date. With the shooting strangers on the street, you could have ended up in the same cell together overnight too. Oh, true. I'm so jealous of someone on the text machine

because they've had the one thing that I've always wanted to happen to me. What? They said years ago on a date, the guy that I was on a date with walked me back to my car and it started raining and he kissed me in the rain and it was the most magical thing ever. Still remember it all these years later. I'm so jealous.

So that wouldn't work with my wife. She'd be like, open the car. And I'd be like, no, this is like Spider-Man. Let's kiss. And she'd be like, open the car. I've wanted that moment for so long. Yeah, right. So like if you ever see me out on the street.

I was going to say, is that why you don't own an umbrella? Finally, Sam, what was your dream first date? What happened? Hi. Now, it's a bit strange, but he took me to the Kimi show, and then I was like, oh, that's cute. There's some sheep. He was like, I dare to go and share one.

And I was like, cut, you're joking, right? Like, I'm going to impress you. So I was like, okay, cool, yeah. And so he took photos of me while I sheared a sheep. There it is. You know, like five years later we're engaged and we're getting married next year. Like it was obviously meant to be.

The most wonderful New Zealand first date of all time. I feel like I just listened to the plot line of the New Zealand version of The Notebook. No, it legit was. We had Ellen P and fish and chips on the beach and then we had two kids. No, it legit was. We had Alan P and fish and chips on the beach. And then we had two kids. Yeah. It was wonderful.

Sam, that is amazing. Bree and Clint. Oh, my God. What? No way. I can't believe that happened. Oh, my God, no. Are you f***ing kidding me?

Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger. A simple game. You call and tell your story. Everything but the ending. Leave us on a cliffhanger. A simple game. You call and tell your story everything but the ending. Leave us on a cliffhanger. Then there'll be alternate endings, one written by Bree, one written by me, and one actual ending to your story. That's right.

All you have to do listening to steal the fuel from the person telling the story is pick which ending is the correct one. Adam's here from Christchurch. Hi, Adam. Hi, Adam. I really hope someone doesn't steal my fuel. Yeah, right.

We hope so too, Adzy. Like how the Highlanders tried to steal your super rugby victory on the weekend. Right, right. Yeah, and they didn't. So hopefully the deal goes the same way. You've already won, mate. You've got enough. No, okay, cool.

Tell us three quarters of your story. Yeah, so I was about five years old. Mum took us out to a friend's farm. And as you do when you're a kid, you're out there teasing the animals, making fun of them. Mum said to me, don't tease the animals. You might regret it. And then...

Animals in a story is never good. And then what? Producer Anastasia. So the first option is option A. Then all of a sudden a cow licked me right up the side of the face like Clint did to Bree last week. I fell backwards from shock, rolled down a hill, and a passing tractor bailed me into a big bale of hay.

Jesus. Dramatic. What a story. Option B. And then literally two minutes later, I stuck my hand through the fence, hitting the other electric fenced part with the top of my hand. I got such a shock, a little bit of wee came out. Good.

Good option as well. That's happened to me before too, Adam. Option C. I grabbed the fence to get closer and got an electric shock so bad I fell over on the ground and started crying. Matt, you now have the chance to pick the correct ending to Adam's cliffhanger. Which one is it? A, B or

C? I'm going to go with B. Going to go with B. Can we just have a reiteration of what that was? Yeah, B was literally two minutes later I stuck my hand through the fence hitting the other fenced part, the electric fence part, with the top of my hand, and I got a shock and a little bit of wee came out.

It's the shock and the wee. Adam, what's the correct ending to your story? The correct ending, unfortunately, Matt, there was no wee, but there was a heck of a lot of tears. You were close, Matt. You were very close. Yeah. You sound very close. Yeah. He sounded like a bedwetter, so it was me.

Well, he might be a bedwetter, but he's also got that mobile fuel. Nice work, Adzy. Crusaders have done it again. Well done, man. That's the, I think, the third week in a row, because I know which one yours was, because I know which one mine was. Bree is at the moment writing the endings

to the stories that are incredibly close to the actual ending. And we don't get to hear what the actual ending is. We have to completely come up with it on our own.

Yeah. And it's weird how often I write nearly the exact ending. Oh my God, are you psychic? Maybe. Are you in tune

with Adam from Christchurch? Maybe. Do you think I weed myself, Bree? I know you did, Adam. You just left that part out. I'm not telling anyone. Exactly. Cliffhangers, free mobile fuel going Adam's way.

This is quite an interesting story that's doing the rounds today on the internet and it's about Indian food delivery restaurant guide company Zomato. What? Indian food delivery restaurant guide company, Zomato. What? Indian food delivery restaurant guide?

Yeah. So have you ever heard of Zomato? Oh, yeah, yeah. So pretty much rates like, or you can go on there and give like restaurants ratings and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they've decided that from now on, they will allow female employees to take up to 10 extra days of period leave a year.

Whoa. Yeah. Interesting. Which, I mean, there's 12 months in a year. Yep. So. Let's do some math. And if you get it every month.

And please don't allow me to assume how periods work. I've heard they're a five-day exercise. Oh, it's different for everyone. What's the average? I don't know. Actually, I don't want the average. I don't need the whole thing. What's the average?

What's the worst bit? How many days? Yeah, let's say five days. Five days each month? Each month, yeah. Times 12, 60 days. But usually there's worse days than others and whatever. So you can use 10 of your days for...

Yeah, so they pretty much, the CEO of Zomato, his name is Dipinder Goyal, he's a man, and he said he wanted to pretty much bring in this policy to reduce the stigma around periods. Yeah, good for him. Which is quite interesting. Yeah. But I don't know.

I don't know how I feel about it. Why not? Because I think. Would you like Ross Boss to give you 10 period days? Yeah, but I think, you know, us as females already struggle in a workplace to, you know, and then maybe that would go against us when they would be hiring us because they go, oh, well, I don't want to hire the female because they're going to get 10 extra days off. True. So are you saying to make it fair that they should give the 10 days to the men as well,

to make it a level playing field? That way it doesn't matter who you're hiring because you have to give the 10 days of leave to both. Well, I don't know. Like I am someone who can definitely sympathise with women who go through horrific pains. And someone who, I mean, I've struggled with endometriosis myself. So I've had operations for that. There's days where you are literally in so much pain.

Like it is very hard to concentrate and work. So I think the thought behind it is really good. And I think that there should be conversations around how hard it is for some females to actually work when they do have these kind of issues. But, yeah, it's interesting. Like, I've never heard of it before. So I don't know. You wouldn't call them period days, though, would you?

You'd just go, okay, woman, you get an extra 10 days of sick leave a year. So when you're calling up, you just go, hey, I need a sick day. Why not call it a period day? Well, I don't know. What would you prefer? Well, I think that's what they're trying to say. It's a part of the stigma that's attached to, you know, and talking about that kind of thing.

So when they're like, oh, I'm sick, like that's just adding to that stigma. Right, okay. Yeah, so they're like, take it away. Like this is something that females, you know, and some more than others deal with monthly and we just need to kind of recognise that and be like, this is something that is quite traumatic for a lot of females. So I think it's an interesting concept.

I don't know. Put an email into Ross Boss. Tell him if he doesn't do it that he's a misogynist. He's not woke. Yeah, tell him. Yeah. Yeah. Tell Ross Boss.

You send the email, not me. This is a bit of a sad story, actually. A 50-year friendship between two South Island men has ended in court with one ordered to pay the other more than $110,000 for seven years of unpaid wages. Whoa. Really sad.

So these two guys have been friends for 50 years or so. Yeah. And about 10 years ago, one of the guys says to his friend, my home's just been sold. It was like I think in a marriage and they broke up and the home got sold and he was left without a home. So the other guy was like, mate, come live with me. Yeah, you're my best friend.

Yeah, come live with me. Come live with me. You know, hang out because he had an apartment kind of off of his house that he could live in. It was great. And anyway, when he moved in, he started truck driving for his friend that owned the house that he was staying at. Okay, so he was living with the friend and working for the friend. Yes.

And he assisted with some construction work and some other things. Anyway, the guy for his work gifted him, you know, he got to live there for free. Yeah. And then he also gave him a piece of land. Whoa, okay. So, and he kind of, you know, thought that was compensation for the work. Oh, instead of wages, he's like, I'll give you some land. And you get to live here for free.

And you live here for free kind of thing. As far as I can, yeah, like kind of pick up, that's kind of what happened. Anyway, they've had a falling out and the guy was like, nah, you owe me wages for the last, you know, seven years. Yeah. I want the money. They've gone to court, 50 years of friendship, blown up in their face and the court has ordered

that the guy does owe him wages. Has to pay him. Yep, has to pay him. Yeah, right. Over $100,000. I can see how these things happen. I can see how things, the messages get mixed, especially when it's friends.

Because you don't want to send an email to your friend going, dear sir, just checking where my pay is, yours faithfully, Dave, in the sleep out. It's hard though, because it feels like there's been a miscommunication between them. Yeah, but then seven years. Seven years. Who's waiting seven years to come and ask for their wages?

That's what I mean. You should know after six months that if you're not getting any money in your bank account, but you don't have to pay any rent, that that's the arrangement. Yeah. And then if you get a piece of land, like there's been a big miscommunication or I don't know, maybe something else has gone down. And then this guy's been like, nah, I'm going to take you to court because of something else that's happened.

This is the issue when you mix business and pleasure. Yeah. You know? Business and friendship always ends badly. Largely. Yeah, a lot of the time. And business and family. Business and family, absolutely.

Or a lot of the time doesn't end well. Business and relationships. Like if you have to, if you, when I see people who go into business with their husband or wife, I'm like, God, that's got to add some stress to this situation. It definitely would, but you'd think these two guys,

50 years of friendship, how sad is it that it's ended over this? It's in the news now, they won't become mates again. It's horrible. That breaks my heart. Yeah. Because if you've known someone, I mean, how many other people would you, like, you know,

be friends with for that long? Oh, 50 years. They're too old to make new friends now, too. Yeah, that's a once in a lifetime friend, you know? That sucks. Shall we take some calls this afternoon on falling outs that you've had with your best friend or, like like a long-time friend.

Yeah, someone you've known for a long, long time. Yeah. And then- You're like, nothing will break us up. Yeah, pretty much. And then all of a sudden- We're blood brothers. Something bad went down.

Yeah. And the person you thought you'd always be friends with- Yeah. It turned bad. Yeah, let's do that. Yeah. 0800 dials at M. What broke up you and your best friend?

Yeah, your long-time friend. Or you can text us on 9696. You can remain anonymous. Bree and Clint. There's two guys down in the South Island who have been to court over some things. They've been friends for 50 years and it's broken up the friendship over, you know, just, I mean, I think miscommunication, money. Yeah. And one guy has to pay the other guy back for wages that he didn't pay him.

So 50 years of friendship. Goal. Down the drain. So we've asked you guys on 0800DIALZM to text us on 9696. Did you have a big falling out with someone you've been friends with for a long, long time? There's so many good texts on this. There's so many.

Someone said, my best friend of 15 years just randomly started seeing my brother and then cheated on him. What? Yeah. You don't do that. You can't do that. Calling up is Michaela. Hi, Michaela.

Hi. What happened, Michaela, with you? And how long were you friends with the person? Me and my friend, let's just say her name's Nicole, we were friends for about almost 15 years. That's a long time. Yeah, because we were friends since high school. And let's just say what broke us up short and simple

was that I had a baby girl and she got very, very jealous very quickly that, you know, newborn baby, I was spending a lot of time with my baby. So she got pissed off and basically told me to, you know, PO and I lost her after 15 years. That is so unfair. She got jealous of your baby. Yeah, my baby. Wait, Michaela, did she have any kids or she had no kids?

She had no kids. Did she want kids or did she just want you to do the party lifestyle with her forever? Yeah, she's never intended to have kids. Yeah, right. And she was all about party life, but she was also about the fifth-nest party life. Yeah, okay. That's so weird, isn't it? You want this juicy one?

Yeah, the... You read it. Yeah, it says here, someone texted through, why am I reading it? It says, me and my best friend, we were friends for over 10 years, then one night we got really drunk together. Hold on, there's heaps of texts coming through now. Sorry.

Me and my best friends were best friends for over 10 years. Then one night we got really drunk together and we ended up doing some indoor gardening together. We are not that way, but we have never spoken again after that. Wow. What? That surely can't break up the friendship. You would hope that there's enough foundation there from friendship

that you guys could talk about it and go, hey, maybe it was really bad. Maybe that was part of it. Maybe that's the reason. Oh, that sucks. It sounds like you guys have got some stuff to unpack there. Yeah. That stuff doesn't, yeah. I want to say that stuff doesn't just happen.

And I don't think that's friendship over. Yeah. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. What happened? How did you and your best friend end up breaking up? She slept with my son.

Yep. Anonymous, that'll do it. How old was she? No, wait. How old was she and how old was he? My son was like 27, 30 and she was 50. What? Right. Wow.

Did you break up with your son as well? Eventually, yeah. Did you ground him? No. Yeah, I wish I could have. It's another country but it all came clean when he rang me up to tell me and he hasn't spoken to me since either. Oh no, you've actually lost a relationship

with your son as well over this. Yeah. Did they end up together? No, no, my son's still with his wife. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Your son was married at the time? Yes. So your son cheated on his wife

with your best friend? Yes. And there was a 30-year age gap? About a 20-year age gap, yeah. Anonymous, how did you find this out? My son rung me when he was in Australia because the one that he slept with, my best friend, threatened to tell all, so he thought he'd better tell me first.

He told you first. Did he tell his wife? When I told him that he had to get off the phone. And tell his wife. And tell her. Wow. Hey, Anonymous, we don't often say this, but you won the phone topic. Congratulations.

Yeah. Thank you so much. It's not really the best one. No, no. I mean, it's not the outcome you wanted. And I'm so sorry to hear that, yeah, it has broken up that relationship. Hopefully one day you guys can reconnect. That will do it, though.

Can you imagine your friend coming over and going, oh, so I'm dating someone? You might know them. It's your son? Oh, yuck. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, let's go birthday banger for a Monday. We'll find out what was top of the charts. You didn't follow through with that confidently. Did I? No. No, because you started laughing at yourself. Okay, hold on.

Hang on, Kim. Kim, can you wait there for a second? Okay, hold on. Okay, hang on. Bree's going to redo this thing again. Go. Here, go. Okay.

Go and set us up, yeah. All right, let's go. Monday birthday banger. Here we come. How was that, Kim? How was that, Kim? Bloody good. Bloody good, yeah, good. Thanks, Kim. Hey, that, Kim? How was that, Kim? Bloody good. Bloody good.

Yeah, good. Hey, Kim, can we get you to turn down your radio for us and then we'll get you to tell us what your birthday is, please? Yeah, it's the 2nd of July, 1981. All right. You have a 16 in 1997 on the 2nd of July and here comes your birthday banger. Let's go.

Oh, that is a let's go. It's good. Do you like it? Oh, that's awesome. Do you like it, Kim? It's good, eh? I do, yeah. That's a tune, Kim.

I like it. Men in Black. Let's do one for Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Amanda. Hello. Hi.

Hello. Welcome to Birthday Banger. Thank you. Good seeing you guys on Friday night. Oh, did. Welcome to Birthday Banger. Thank you. Good seeing you guys on Friday night. Oh, did you come to Friday Okie? Yeah, I was the first one up. Oh, that's right. You killed it.

What did you sing again? What was your song? The Sunshine. Yeah, Walking on Sunshine. Walking on Sunshine. You were so good. That's so hard going first. Thank you.

You were awesome. Okay, let's do your Birthday Banger. What's your birthday? 14th of September, 1978. Right, Amanda, you were 16 in 1994 on the 14th of September, and this is your birthday banger. I'm a little baby, I can't be too. And I'm full to the brim.

A bit of boys to men. I'll make love to you. Oh, my goodness. What a tune, Amanda. I heard some people saying this after your performance, too, on Friday. Sorry, I attempted a bad joke. Do you like Boyz II Men as your birthday banger, Amanda? It's not too bad.

Not too bad, okay. And now it's really awkward, mainly for you, Clint. First Breeze Leshko and now this. It's not too bad. Not too bad, okay. And now it's really awkward, mainly for you, Clint. Damn, first Breeze Leshko and now this. It's not our day. Oh, don't categorise my Leshko in that weird joke. Hi, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hi, Leshko.

Leshko. Yes, see, Vanessa's on board. What's your birthday, Ness? It's 9th of March, 1987. Right, you were 16 in 2003 on the 9th of March 1987. Right, you were 16 in 2003 on the 9th of March. And Vanessa, this is your birthday banger.

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! It's so fun to do. Let's go! It's a good song. It's a great song. It's a great birthday banger. Well done, Vanessa.

Okay, what are we going to play? Are we going to play Boyz II Men? Are we going to play Will Smith, Men in Black? Or are we going to play 50 Cent? I like all of them. I like them all as well. Oh, this is hard. I'm definitely leaning towards Men in Black.

Yeah, Men in Black is something you don't hear very often. Indie Club has the vibe that we're looking for. It's pretty much what Birthday Banger's nearly based on. Yeah, exactly right. Don't shorty. It's your birthday. Okay, we're going to take this too far soon, so we need to make a decision.

I vote Men in Black. Oh, Boyz II Men is very good. Boyz II Men is very good. Oh, Megalovania. It's a Monday, though. Yeah, I'll go with you, Men in Black. You're going to go Men in Black as well? Kim, you've won Birthday Banger. It's a Monday, though. Yeah, I'll go with you, Men In Black. You're going to go Men In Black as well? Kim, you've won Birthday Banger.

Well done. Yes, Kim. Here we go. Kim, give us a Lash Goal. Lash Goal! And come to MIB's We are called the men in black We won't let you remember Your good guys dressing black, remember that Just in case we ever face to face and make contact

The title held by me, MIB Means what you think you saw, you did not see So don't play B, what was dead is now gone Black suit with the black ray-bans on Walk in shadow, moving silence Scarred against extraterrestrial violence But yo, we ain't on no government list We straight, don't exist, no names and no fingerprints

Saw something strange, watch your back Cause you never quite know where the MIBs is at Uh, eh Here come the mini birds Mini birds Galaxy of phantoms Oh, oh, oh Here come the mini birds Bye. We'll see you next time. So don't fear us, cheer us If you ever get near us Don't jeer us, we're fearless And my feet squeezing up all the black What that stand for?

Men in black Men in black Men in black Let me see you just bounce with me me, just bounce with me, just bounce it with me, come on Let me see you just slide with me, just slide with me, just slide with me, come on Let me see you take a walk with me, just walk it with me, take a walk with me, come on And make it that work Now freeze. I check it, let me tell you it's enclosing I know we might seem imposing But trust me, if we ever show in your section

Believe me, it's for your own protection Cause we see things that you need not see And we be places that you need not be So go with your life, forget the Roswell crap Show love to the black suit Cause that's the men in, that's the men in The men in black Here they come

Galaxy Defender Galaxy Defender Here we come. Galaxy defenders Here come the men in black They won't let you remember Zed and Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger from Will Smith, Men in Black. Let's go. That is a very sensitive subject. I'm telling you, Will Smith, you don't agree with me, Clint. I'm saying he should make more music.

I'm saying maybe just leave the good stuff as it is and keep the good memories. On a side note, how much fun is it to say, let's go? It is very fun. What if we opened the phone lines right now? Yeah. For some impromptu, um, some impromptu Lesh goals.

Like, oh, 800 dials at the end, we'll just put you live to air. I mean, it could be risky, but. Do you want to join in on the Leshko? We don't know what we're going to get. It's a Monday. Let's just have a bit of fun. Hello, ZM.

Leshko! Leshko! Leshko! All right, who else? Who else has got a Leshko? Hello, Molly. Molly? Yes.

No, what, Molly? What? Yeah. What? What did you want to say? Oh, oh, oh. Let's go. Let's go.

Thanks, Molly. I think Troy's got something to say. Troy, did you have something you wanted to say? Let's go. Let's go. Steve, did you want to contribute something to the conversation? Let's go. Yeah, great. It's different. It had a different pace to it, to the conversation? Let's go. Yeah, great.

It's different. It had a different pace to it, different flavour. I quite liked it. Steve's is my favourite. Let's go. That's not it. That's not it. No, Steve, you got a better one.

You got it. You got it. You got a better one. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Come on. Come on.

Let's go. He's got it. Bringing comedy. We made that our thing, our Monday Lish Goals. Monday Lish Goals. Okay, next on the show. Oh, we're talking Ninja Warrior. Oh, yeah, Ninja Warrior.

I love Ninja Warrior. I've been tuning in, and I just want to talk Ninja Warrior next. I've got a bit of audio to play you. Okay, cool. We're getting Lish Gold text messages now, too. Yeah, keep those texts coming through. Which is just as good. One more.

Hello, 0800.ZM. Cameron, are you there? Did you want to say something? Let's go, man! Let's go! Let's go! I noticed my flat recently has been getting into Ninja Warrior. Love Ninja Warrior.

Yeah. Been watching it quite a bit. Just an easy watch where people pretty much take on, I think it's Mount Midoriyama. Oh, yeah. And it's pretty much just this obstacle course that they have to go through and it gets harder and harder. I like to watch it on the couch with a bag of chips

and maybe some chocolate and go, I could do that. Some people on there are just ridiculous. Oh, yeah. Like just crazy talented. But my favourite part is the commentating. Yes. I've just grabbed a part here. If you don't know what we're talking about, this is Ninja Warrior.

Mount Midoriyama remains unconquered. In 2020, it's time to climb the mountain. It's just very dramatic and very like, you know. It's like you're watching a game of State of Origin. Pretty much. But you're not. You're watching a hippie from Bondi who does slacklining do some monkey bars. It's pretty awesome.

Yeah. And as I was watching it the other night, I couldn't help but laugh. And there was one particular apparatus, obstacle, if you will, where the commentators, I think, didn't really know how to talk about it without it sounding quite funny. I've grabbed some audio and just put it all together. You see what you think about it. She's handling it okay so far, but she slipped down a knob.

Look, that big body of his, from knob to knob. Hanging onto them knobs, pulling your body up. And then grab the first of the big red knobs. And then those knobs. Come on, Sky. We'll drag down. This is where the lactic acid will be burning in the arms. The forearms will be killing

him. She needs to get to the two top knobs. Do not let those knobs slip through your hands. They are slippery knobs. There's one thing I know. So you've got to keep a tight grip on those knobs. Lactic acid thing I know. So you've got to keep a tight grip on those knobs. Lactic acid is burning in those arms.

Hey, movie news. There's an iconic movie that's just announced that they are having a sequel or like a remake, another version of this. Yeah, we know. Frozen 2. No, not Frozen 2. It's already out. No, not Frozen 2. No, bigger than Frozen 2.

Bigger than Frozen 2. Bigger than Frozen. There's nothing bigger. Now, before I tell you what the movie is, you love this movie, by the way, so you'll be excited about this. The Titanic. No, not Titanic 2. There's no sequel to the Titanic.

You know there is a Titanic 2. Is there? Yeah. Oh, I bet no one's watching that. No. It's by the same, I think it's by the same people who did Sharknado. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. No, no, the iconic movie that is getting a remake,

which before I tell you actually, there's a scene in this movie, which is iconic, that I think you and I should recreate to celebrate the movie coming back. I told you, we're not doing the notebook scene with the rain. We're not doing that. It's not the notebook. The movie with the iconic scene that I think we should do

that's coming back is Dirty Dancing. Wait, I need to ask who'd be lifting and who'd be getting lifted? Excellent question Brie. I'd probably lift you I'd say. You much like but this is how it works, it's a discussion

right? Yeah. I'd like to give you the option to lift or be lifted. We both know you can't lift me. And I would, no I can lift you. I could lift you. I'd back myself. Maybe piggyback. We'll put down a mattress or something and

just to be safe. Again, we're not doing that scene in the notebook. I'm thinking that I'll give you 24 hours and then tomorrow you can tell me lift or be lifted. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 24 hours, lift or be lifted. And this is the deal.

We just film our first attempt and that's the one that we post. We have one go at it, just one go. There's less room for injury if we only do it once, you know, because you can only stuff it up once. Or you can only get it right once. Imagine the TikTok we could get. I just, I, I have always not been a petite woman.

And I gave up on this dream of ever being lifted like the dirty dancing scene. I gave up on that dream a long time ago and realised that there's particular body shapes that it's not suited to and mine is what. You're full of crap. I don't think it's a petite-ness thing. I also think you're perfect for it. I think you would do a great job. I just know that you're having some quite major back issues at the moment.

I am. You were at the chiropractor this morning. We had to start a bit later because you're having some quite major back issues at the moment. I am. You were at the chiropractor this morning we had to start a bit later because you're having some spinal manipulations. So I don't want to go out there and say you have to lift me or you have to be lifted. But I do think that we should do it one way or the other. And if my chiropractor is listening

neither will be happening. 24 hours. I feel sick. We can do it Producer Ben What do you think? No we can't do it Lift or be lifted

What do you think we do? I think I think you could lift Bree I think you could I don't think he could He's got one shot at it He's going to injure himself once

And then it's over with Show me your big arm first My big arm? Yeah show me your big arm Oh there's no way you're listening to me. There's no way. Producer Anastasia,

what do you reckon? Yeah, I'd be pretty keen to see that happen. Yeah, everyone's keen to see it happen. Do you think we can do it? Be honest. Sorry, sorry.

Ross Boss is just calling me. I've got to go. Sorry. Watch this space. 24 hours from now we're going to release our Dirty Dancing TikTok. Watch this space. 24 hours from now, we're going to release our dirty dancing TikTok. Watch this space. Watch my face.

It's going to be wonderful. I told you I've got a success story from someone who does metal detecting. You do metal detecting, eh? One of those stick things with the headphones. I told you I didn't want to talk about that experience at the airport. No, no. You told me that you like to get out there. You're out there on the headphones. I told you I didn't want to talk about that experience at the airport. No, no. You told me that you like to get out there. You're out there on the beach.

Okay, yes. I have dabbled in a little bit of beach metal detecting. And the only reason I want to laugh at you is because it's only because I don't have a metal detector. Otherwise, I would have been doing it as well. It's really sad we ended up renting one. Did you? Yeah. What's the best thing you ever found with your metal

detector? We found a ring but it wasn't like a really expensive one. It wasn't like an engagement ring or anything. Did you hand it in? No. Here's a story from Tauranga where last week Joe McGregor has found something that's actually worth money.

He found a gold coin which has just sold in America for $46,671. What the hell? What type of gold coin was it from a treasure chest? It's an Australian half sovereign from 1855. Whoa. And I'll show it to you.

It just looks like a coin. And if you didn't know what you were looking at, you might think that you've just found like an Australian. A normal coin. Yeah, a dollar coin type thing from Australia. Yeah, it looks like a really good neck. But I mean, if you're out there all the time doing this stuff, surely you've done your homework.

And surely the minute you come across something like this, and it's got Sydney Mint half sovereign printed on it, you go, shit, this is currency that doesn't even exist anymore. Your radar starts going up your metal detector starts going I found the big time. Where did he even find that? He won't say. Oh because he thinks

there's more. Yeah. So he said that that would be like giving away the map to buried treasure. He believes that for whatever reason that this one almost 200-year-old coin is there. There's got to be more. There's got to be more, which doesn't actually make sense.

Unless a pirate has buried a whole lot of them there, it doesn't actually make sense. It's more likely that it's fallen out of someone's pocket or something. But he won't give up the location. It would just on the beach in Tauranga. That's all they'll say. What's the guy's name? Joe McGregor God, there's going to be so many people following this guy

There's going to be cars parked outside his house Every Saturday and Sunday morning Waiting for him to leave Where are you going, Joe? Joe, where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going, Joe? What are you up to?

What are you up to, Joe? You got your metal detector, Joe? Joe, Joe, Joe Come on, Joe But for 50 grand, I wouldn't tell anybody Where I was going either 50 grand Yeah that's insane ZM's Free and Clint

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