ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 12th 2019

Episode Date: August 12, 2019

Weather chatCat vaccineDean McCarthy live from LAAviation newsShoes on or shoes off?Buzzy g – weatherWhen’s the last time you went to the dentist?Trash or TreasureHow short was the marriage?Birthday Banger!15million houseASOS fashionSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kia ora everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Spoiler, Brie's away, so it's just the Clint podcast. With you guys as well, producer Ben and producer Ellie. Hello. I saw a product that you purchased, Ellie, that I would like to get a review from you about before we start the show today. It's a shower speaker.

Oh, yes. A Bluetooth shower speaker. So I assume it's got a suction cup And you can suck it onto the shower once Oh that's cool Is it battery powered or do you charge it? You do charge it It's like a ue boom

You sort of charge it And how's it going? It's pretty good It's not bad Yeah love it How long are your showers for you to listen to music? Well Sam and I actually shower together every shower. I don't know if you know this.

But we have like a shower, you've seen it, a shower room. I haven't. Did you say it the other night? It was in the bathroom. Oh, I love it. Yeah, it's like a room. So there's lots of room for us.

One shower head or two shower heads? One shower head, but a big one. That's always awkward. Yeah, I always hog it. One of you is always more under the water than the other one. It's definitely me. But you know, it's good.

It's nice. How long have you guys been together? Just over two years. Oh, yeah, that makes sense to still be showering together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're still in the honeymoon phase, apparently. Yeah, you are. Yeah, am I?

Yeah. Oh, God. Am I in for some bad? No, no, no, no. Things can only get better. Thanks. Or worse. Or worse. They can go stale

Yeah but do you want to buy one Are you looking to invest in one No You're just interested I have a speaker in my shower already Oh do you use it It's not a waterproof one It's like in the bathroom

Yeah right And so I don't need to And yeah I use it I love it Yeah I love it Like in the roof No no no

It's a Sonos speaker It's just on the shelf In the bathroom Nice So it's great But someone came around To our house on the weekend And they went into the toilet And the music was speaker. It's just on the shelf in the bathroom. So it's great. But someone came around to our house on the weekend and they went into the toilet

and the music was playing out in the house was also playing in the bathroom. And they went in and they closed the door and then they straight away opened the door before they'd been to the toilet and they go, oh my God, there's a speaker in here. I was like, yeah, I know.

I put it there. And she goes, her description was, it's like a Pomsenby restaurant in here. Oh my God. I don't know what you mean true because it is quite bougie when you think about it to have music playing while you're going to the toilet yeah but what it is is a great um it's a great uh muffler for any noise that goes on in the toilet that's true

that is true it's great for hiding any sounds that you you know you don't want yeah anything you don't want to be audible yeah a little bit of modesty music a little bit of backing track I like when someone goes in there and I know they've gone in there for a bit, just mute the music because I don't remember what it's like right okay, with an image of Ellie and her boyfriend

showering together, with what music song were you guys showering together? it always depends, but we love the 2000s rock, pop we're hardcore shower yeah um here's today's podcast enjoy now let me see you dance. Zed Amps. Brie and Clint. Oh, well, kia ora, everybody. Happy Monday afternoon.

Welcome to a brand new... Well, you've been at work for a while. I've just got here. It's just me today because... Oh, that's cool. No, Brie, that's fine. Yep, you got an important thing on. You can't come to work. What's that?

Oh, you're just... Oh, you're just skiing. You're just taking a couple of extra days skiing. Oh, that's cool. That's sweet. We'll just show up and we'll just, no, no, no, we'll do it. It's fine, we'll do it.

Don't worry about it. That's cool. Don't even worry about it. Don't even worry about it. It's totally fine. I didn't want a day off. You guys didn't want a day off, did you? You guys didn't want a day off today?

No, I wanted to come to work. I didn't deserve a day off, you know? Yeah. And Queenstown. Yuck. Gross. Snow. Worststown. Yuck. Gross. Snow. Worst place ever.

Yuck. Anyway, hope you get sunburned. Today on the show, we'll be playing Trash or Treasure. Just before five o'clock, your chance to win some free mobile fuel. Ben, are we going to update the audio this week and use new audio or are you just going to leave the two week old stuff in there again? Nah, it's been updated mate. Are you sure? Nah, I should check. Maybe you go and check that.

And next on the show, this is quite exciting for all cat lovers who can't love cats because they're allergic to them. There's probably better ways to say that. Are you allergic to cats but you still like cats? There it is. Yes. Is that better? Yeah. That's good. Are you allergic to cats? That you still like cats? There it is. Yes. Is that better? Yeah.

Sounds good. Are you allergic to cats? That's all we need to say. Yeah. Big news for people who are allergic to cats. That's how we're going to open the show today on the Brie and Clint show. Without Brie, here's Billie Eilish, ZM. Baby, I don't feel so.

ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. As the country takes an absolute pounding from the weather at the moment, there's a tornado in New Plymouth that's ripped through. A tornado's gone through. Well, they've called it a mini tornado, but I'd be pissed off if someone referred to a tornado as a mini tornado if it had hit my house. Like if it had damaged my house, just refer to it as a tornado. Yeah.

You know? Because otherwise people would be like, oh, yeah, but it was. It was tiny. It was only a mini tornado. And you go, I don't care. I don't have a roof. You in here. Yeah, you.

It didn't hit you. Someone's had their roof ripped off in East Auckland as well. By a tiny tornado. No, just by a weather event. I've always wondered if you had your roof of your house ripped off. Yeah. What do you do? Like, obviously you call the fire service and stuff,

but it's not like your roof starts leaking and you go and start putting pots and pans out to catch the water. Literally, your roof is gone and everything. Do you put plastic bags over things? Good question. We don't even have plastic bags anymore. No. That's the problem.

So if your roof comes off, do you just go put a tarp over it? I'd say lay the tarp down there. A house put a tarp over it? Yeah, a tarp over it. Lay the tarp down there. A house-sized tarp. Well, I don't personally own it. I'll just go out and get it. Okay. Also, where do you store a house-sized tarp?

I'm just giving you ideas. It's the size of a house. And also, the cloud in Auckland, RIP, it got ripped apart in the storm last night, which I'm in two minds about. Obviously, what a shame we don't have the cloud anymore. But also, when they built that, correct me if I'm wrong, if anybody knows their local infrastructure better than I do, but I'm pretty sure that the cloud, when they built it,

was a temporary structure. And they made it for the 2011 Rugby World Cup. It was the fan zone. It was called Party Central. And they built it. They're like, we Cup. As a fan zone. It was the fan zone. It was called Party Central. And they built it. They're like, we're going to build this mean-ass thing. And then they said, no, that'll cost too much money. So they're like, we'll just build the cloud.

It's cheap. Because the cloud in Auckland, if you don't know what I'm talking about, it's on the waterfront. It's kind of like the scaffolding stadium in Christchurch. You know? Yeah. That thing is made of scaffolding and tarpaulins, like you said. But yeah, a little bit better.

Two years. That's what I remember. The Cloud in Auckland was meant to be there for two years, which would be, if my math is correct, take us through to 2013. Two Rugby World Cups later, it's now 2019, and it's been ripped apart by a storm. R.I.P. R.I.P.

Well, not all of it, but what do you do? Do you fix it or do you go, shit, you got us? Yeah, damn it. That was meant to be gone. Good run though. Yeah, good run. Great run from the cloud. Look, this is great.

This is great storm chat. We've actually got some great weather facts coming up in the show later on today. We do. What else do you talk about when there's a weather event? Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM. We're here. We've made it. Congratulations.

And this is for anybody who is allergic to cats. Okay, that's enough. It's getting annoying. I thought it was just going to be one meow. This is for anyone who's allergic to cats, like I am. I have two cats and I am horrifically allergic to cats. Nice. Which you might go, why would you do that?

Because my wife wanted them. Yeah. And now that we've got them, wonderful. You love them. Love them to bits. Glad that we've got them. But we did know that I was allergic before we got these cats. Yeah.

And some people will be in a relationship like that at the moment. Some people will be in a catless marriage at the moment. Some people will be in a catless marriage at the moment because one partner is allergic and you've gone, well, you know, it's not fair. This is news for you. There is apparently a cat vaccine that has been developed which means that it can overcome cat allergies.

Now the interesting thing about this cat vaccine is, because I can already hear the anti-vaxxers going, you can't give someone a cat vaccine, they'll get autism. Which there's no scientific proof behind either. The interesting thing about the cat vaccine for people who are allergic to cats is you give it to the cat.

Yeah, I was going to ask that. I'm like, who gets it? Yeah. So you immunise the cat so that you don't become allergic to it. Interesting. And what it does is it neutralizes something called FEDD1, which is the allergy-causing protein, which I think comes out in the cat's saliva.

And then when the cat licks its own fur, and that's the allergy. You're not actually allergic to cat hair. You're allergic to the saliva that is in the cat hair. Interesting. So anyway, you give your cat this injection, and then bada-bing, bada-boom, it stops producing the hormone, which triggers an allergic reaction in people,

and then you can live with it, which is great news. That's awesome. And people go, well, why are we modifying cats to suit people? Well, because they need to live with us. That's why. That's true. And they've also said that it could have good results because they think more people might adopt cats that need a home

because they're no longer allergic to them. Because if you love cats, we had this problem. We went to the SPCA to adopt a cat, and I thought I was going to die. Like, after going around and talking to 10, 15 different cats, my face, I looked like I'd been punched in both eyes. Yeah. Like, violently allergic. We ended up getting some cats that I didn't have such a bad

reaction to. But seasonally, it's still quite bad. But they're saying, yeah, if you up until now have been allergic, maybe there is a cat in your future. Interesting. Do you take antihistamines or something? How do you deal with it? Antihistamines. Yeah, right. Which is sweet. I'm allergic to cats too. And I grew up with cats, yeah.

But I just took antihistamines because I love cats. Yeah. I saw a really good meme that put everything into perspective once. That's how I get my perspective is through memes. And it was a girl saying, oh, cool, I'll take the pill every single day for my entire life so that we don't have a kid when we don't want one, but you won't take an antihistamine so I can have a cat. Right?

Yeah. Similar. There you go. It is. Maybe take an antihistamine so I can have a cat. Right? Yeah. Similar. There you go. Kind of. Although antihistamines are expensive. Anyway, you might not need one soon because you can probably immunise the cat so that you don't become allergic.

ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. Tart Radio. This is... The latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. All right, we're going to Los Angeles now to catch up with Dean McCarthy. All right, we're going to Los Angeles now to catch up with Dean McCarthy.

Dean, give us the latest on what's gone on with the Miley and Liam Hemsworth breakup. Oh, my goodness. I hate to be the bearer of bad news. They are done and dusted. Let me give you the backstory on this now. I'm just putting some appropriate sad Miley Cyrus behind you. I thought it was my phone. I thought it was some random song on my iPod playing back.

Here's what happened. Okay, so, of course, they've been married for less than a year. In that time, their house burned down in Malibu. Let's not forget how stressful that kind of situation would add to someone's relationship. And, of course, recently, she did get us all wondering when she said, basically, she's still very much attracted to both genders, all genders, I think she said. And so, yeah, a few little things.

And then they broke up. Her team released a statement, one of those dumb PR statements that's like, it's amicable. Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah. And then on the weekend, Miley hooking up with another chick. Right.

Caitlin Carter in Mexico, who's Brody Jenner's ex. Very clearly making out. By the time these things come out with a celebrity breakup, if there's a press release, it's like it's not new news. They're not releasing the press release the day after the breakup. How long do you think that Miley and Liam have actually been broken up for? Oh, well, he's been over there for, I've noticed that they've been in different countries for a while.

I knew that. He's been in Australia for a while with Chris. This could have been happening for months. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Definitely a couple of months. Sad. I know people love them as a couple.

And it's one of those ones, like, I was in the kitchen and my wife let out an audible gasp when she found out. She's like, oh, Miley and Liam. It's a celebrity relationship, but this one really touched on people a little bit. So it is sad. Yeah.

Interesting. But I mean, good news, Liam Hemsworth is single again, I guess. And looking to rebound, perhaps? I don't know. Also, I was Instagram stalking you, Dean, on the weekend, and you've been to see Janet Jackson live in concert. Oh, my God. Let me tell you.

I love a bit of Janet in the background. Over the weekend, I saw her Las Vegas show, and, you know, let me just say this about Janet Jackson. She shut it down. She sung, danced, performed. The energy was electric. Honestly, it was like the Janet that you've... It's like Janet. And she performed like Janet.

She has still got it more than ever. And when I spoke to her backstage, actually, she recorded a little bit of a message for you guys. Because, of course, as you know, in November, she's coming to Friday Dams Live. So, have a listen. Here's a little sneak peek of Janet. Hey, New Zealand. It has been

way too long and I cannot wait to see you at Friday Jams Live 2019. See you soon. That is so cool. That is so cool. All the Jacksons have such a Jackson voice, eh? Like you can tell it's them when they're speaking. Does she, this is what I

wanted to know, does she sing live in her shows? Can you tell if she's singing live or not? Yes, she does. Good question. She does sing live. There's some parts where, some parts she's dancing around, she's got big hair for this show,

it looks great. And she's got one of those like 90s microphones that you can't see her mouth all the time. But there's a couple of parts to that very clearly where she holds a microphone, it's just her, and she just sings like an angel. You're going to, if you've got your tickets or when your tickets go on sale, you're going to die.

She is phenomenal and better than ever. All right. Like, brings it. She is going to be at Zidim's Friday Jams Live, as I hear Dee McCarthy is going to be as well. You're coming to Friday Jams Live. I'm going to come. I'm going to come. I'm going to stop on my way back from Australia.

Okay, there you go. How fun's that? There's a whole other headliner for you, Dean McCarthy. There's actually pre-sales on sale today. If you're a Vodafone customer, they go through until Wednesday at midday. The full details for your ZM Friday Jams Live pre-sale tickets. Just go to our website, ZM Online.

That's Dean McCarthy, live out of Hollywood. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. And we're good. Because it's not aviation news without the audio signal to let you know that it's aviation news. And might I add the correct aviation news sting. Thank you very much.

This news coming to you by major airline Cathay Pacific who it's been revealed are using CCTV cameras on board their planes, which I It's dangerous stuff, mate. I know, and I know you're in a, arguably you're in a public place, but I wouldn't have thought that I was being

CCTV'd on a plane. I'd say there'd be cameras in the plane, but just not on every individual. I would say there needs to be cameras in planes for security, but, like, it says that they are, it's been found out that they are gathering information on how you use the in-flight entertainment system, which is fine, that's just part of data.

They want to know, because they know how old you are and stuff, and they want to know what. What are you watching? What are you enjoying? I mean, that's just, I think we just accept that as standard just part of data. They want to know, because they know how old you are and stuff and they want to know what. What are you watching? What are you enjoying? I mean, that's just, I think we just accept that as standard these days. But then also images captured on CCTV in airport lounges

and also on board the planes, which people fly different. Like people fly very different to each other. Some people like to have their plane outfit and they like to have a look and be very respectable and maybe try and get an upgrade to business class. Some people, like producer Ben, wear socks and jandals onto the plane.

No, I just... When we flew to LA... I don't wear jandals. Yes, you did. I just wear socks. No, and we walked through security, you had socks and jandals on. Oh, because they said you had to put something on your feet. Yeah,

but also because you're walking. Yeah, but comfy, man. How long was that flight? Like 12 hours? Except this is exactly what I'm talking about. People fly different. Some people get on the plane and they go into full grot mode. Like they just let it all hang out. You're saying that what I was doing was grot mode? Yeah, I would argue what you're doing.

Now, this is not a Cathay Pacific thing, but then apparently earlier this year, some airlines have been called out because you know how you've got that little screen in front of you that looks at you the whole flight. Some airlines, again, this is not Cathay Pacific, but some airlines have a camera in the top of that bit there that is looking back at you.

Yeah, nah, that's not good. And are they recording you? Probably. And what do they want to see? That's the thing. What are you hoping to get? I'm not going to do anything funny. No.

You're not going to get candid camera of the sky. You're going to get 12 hours of sleeping. I literally fall asleep when the safety video starts and I wake up when the wheels hit the ground at the end of the flight. But people do all kinds of things on planes.

Yeah, it's true. People are like, oh, here we are. Maybe we should, you know, maybe a mile high club, baby. I don't want to be filmed. No. I don't want to be filmed during that. Or maybe you do want to be filmed.

Maybe that's your jam. But I mean, other than for covert recordings, why else would there be a camera looking back at you? Like, what's the point? You don't need to take a selfie using your seat because you've got your own phone. You don't need to do facial recognition because you're already in the seat.

I just don't understand. Maybe video calling? Is it there for video? Do you want to do a Skype meeting or something like that? Probably not. I don't know. Anyway. Keen on a Skype meeting though.

That is your update on, well, I mean, that's your aviation news. Oh, thank you. As the leading show for maritime and aviation-based news, it would be remiss of us not to bring you aviation news. Bree and Clint. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. There is a map that has gone somewhat viral which tries to say whether the country that you live in

is a shoes-on or a shoes-off country. And by that, we mean when you enter someone's home or actually in your own home too, are you expected to take your shoes on and shoes off? I mean, it's quite helpful to know what the protocol is. The way they have put their data together is they've used a Reddit thread and they've gone through and they've got all these, the thread itself went viral and they've got all these people to comment and say, I live in this country and in our country, you leave your shoes on or in our country,

you take your shoes off. The results, I think, I don't know if they're 100% correct for New Zealand. So it says that we are the same as Australia, the US, and the UK, because in New Zealand, you do not need to take your shoes off when you go into someone's house. Controversial. Someone's texted her and they found this topic. They're very passionate about this. Linda's here.

Hi, Linda. Hey, how are you going? Now, we're a shoes shoes on country, apparently. If you go around to someone's house, you're allowed to leave your shoes on. How does that make you feel? No way. You've got to take them off 100%.

You've got to take them off. Think of the things that you walk in and on and over. No way. Absolutely. But I mean, we're going on majority rules here. And apparently The data suggests That the majority of New Zealanders

It's fine to leave your shoes on So next time you go around To someone's house You can leave them on You can walk straight From outside to inside Just don't feel comfortable with it No way

It doesn't sit right with you As a New Zealander right No way Disrespectful I'd have to agree with you I'd have to agree with you That's the way that I was raised But I've actually married

A shoes on person Which is contentious In our household I was raised. But I've actually married a shoes-on person, which is contentious in our household. I know. I know. And I think more than anything, I've bowed to her. What we've done, Linda, is we've just, because that's from Reddit, that information there. We've just conducted our own research, and we've just

asked you to text shoes-on or shoes-off to 9696. Producer Ali is manning the data. Have we gone into the stats there, Ali? We're just crossing to the control centre. Yes. Have we gone into the information? Do we have a clearer picture on what the ZM segment of New Zealand

are thinking if they're shoes on, shoes off? So it's actually quite a close debate here today. But the one that's come out on top just is shoes off. Shoes off. Yeah. A hundred percent. Even my teenage kids, when their friends come over,

always shoes come off. They don't even think about it. They just kick their shoes off. So it's the generation thing. What if someone's got stink feet though, Linda? What if someone's got stink feet? Have you thought about that? Oh, yeah.

Well, you know what? I'd rather stinky feet than dog poo walked in on my carpet. That's true. Or on my floor. That's exactly right. There you go. Ignore the map, New Zealand.

We are taking our shoes off. And that's final, okay? Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's coming up to 4.20 on a Monday, which means it's time for our new segment, Buzzy G, where we get producer Elian who gives us buzzy facts. That's the best way to sum it up, right?

Basically, yeah. Today I've set you a topic. Last week it was rugby. Yep. And God, we learned some things. We did, aye. Including the woman who used to blow up the rugby balls died of a lung infection. Yeah, really quite sad.

The guy who invented it was a pig's bladder. Today's topic for our Buzzy G Facts, I thought, seeing as it's such a hot topic around the country, let's do weather. Oh, I want to go to sleep. That's what I go to sleep listening to. The rain sounds. Producer Ellie, today you're going to give us five facts about the weather.

All right. It's hard with weather because you think it's quite a generic thing and you think, what really is buzzy about weather? So I've got some buzzy facts and hopefully they buzz you all out. All right, cool. The first one, speaking of thunderstorms, at any given time, on average, there are about 1,800 thunderstorms occurring on Earth

with 100 lightning strikes per second. There's 100 lightning strikes per second on Earth? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll give you that. Thank you. You know, you just think it's contained to your area, but now there's strikes everywhere. No one ever thinks outside their own neighbourhood, do they?

That's true, yeah. Okay, another one. The weight of an average cumulus cloud. There's all sorts of clouds. This is the average cloud. What's a cumulus cloud? There's all sorts of clouds. This is the average cloud. What's a cumulus cloud? Oh, one of the big ones, I'm pretty sure. Just the standard one is half a million kilos in weight.

Half a million kilos? Yeah, they're really heavy because they're holding water when you think about it. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Is that buzzy? It's a bit buzzy. Yeah, it's a bit buzzy, yeah. Buzz G.

We're fairly liberal with what we deem buzzy on Buzzy G. Yeah, it's always pretty buzzy. The next one. Did you know that the wind doesn't actually make a sound? It only makes a sound when it blows against an object. Yes. Oh. Well, that's how whistling occurs.

Oh, okay, that's a good point. It's like if you don't make a specific shape with your lips, the air coming out won't Oh, okay. That's a good point. It's like if you don't make a specific shape with your lips, the air coming out won't make a noise. That's a good point. Yeah, true, true. There's not actually a sound. Okay, all right. That's how an instrument works, isn't it?

Exactly. Yeah, okay. No, that was a dumb one. The wind doesn't make a sound. Okay, how about... I can't give you that one, sorry. No, that's fine. Now I feel like I need to give another one.

We've got five facts, so far two out of three have been deemed buzzy G. That's not really good enough, is it? Okay. One billion tonnes of water falls on Earth every minute. One billion tonnes? Of water. Yeah.

Falls on Earth every minute. You're not very buzzed out. I can tell by the look on your face. It's just too big a number for me to comprehend. Which means it's Buzzy G. True. Okay, all right. Buzzy G.

All right. Can you knock us out of the park with the last one? Okay, we'll do a last one. Okay. This is Buzzy G facts, which we do on a Monday. Yeah, this is weather related. At 4.20. Weather related today.

Weather facts. Now, this is kind-related. At 4.20. Weather-related today. Weather facts. Now, this is kind of animal and weather-related, but did you know that you can work out the temperature using a cricket's chirp? No. Did you know that? How? So it's called Dole Bear's Law.

Yeah. Basically, you count the number of chirps in 25 seconds that a cricket does. Yeah. Divide that by three, and then add four, and it gives you the temperature in Celsius. I mean, I'm not going to do it because I've got an app on my phone. Like literally it just says it.

But that is quite incredible. Isn't nature incredible? Oh my gosh, it is. Isn't it? Yeah. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is another edition of Buzzy G Facts with your buzzy host, producer Ellie. Oh, look at that. It's 4.20.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. This topic might be a bit gross if you're grossed out by teeth. Like if the inside of people's mouths makes you a bit like, then this might be gross. But it's also quite incredible news. So there's been a scientific breakthrough that scientists now believe that lost or broken teeth could

one day be regrown inside your mouth after finding the stem cells responsible for tooth formation and the gene that switches that on. So if you've had a tooth fall out or pulled out or something like that,

they've discovered something within the body that they could put in there, like a stem cell transplant, I guess, and your body would grow a whole new tooth. Isn't that quite incredible? That is. Because you get – also, this is a buzzy tooth fact. Did you know that you're born with all of your teeth? You've got your baby teeth and your adult teeth already inside your mouth. And the baby teeth

come down and then when they fall out the other tooth that's behind it is already in your mouth and it grows down, it just comes down behind it. They get bigger over time obviously. I don't think I'm up for this huge mouth of teeth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pussy. That would be.

But yeah, it's really gross. You should Google the human jaw And see all the teeth in there Interesting yeah Yeah They've said that Nothing can be done For damaged teeth

Because I thought That's what it would be Yeah like chipped tooth Or something Yeah Yeah like I'm missing half my front tooth I was like

It'd be sick If I could regrow That bit But no They've said that You have to lose The teeth altogether Right

So it's not like Oh if you've got a filling or something, this is not for that. Oh, okay. It's not going to heal itself. But I mean, if that's the deal, just whip it out. If they can regrow it. Yeah, right. How long does it take to regrow, I guess? Yeah, that's a good question. Is it like when you were a

teenager or you're like a little kid and you lose your front tooth and you've awkwardly got nothing there for a little while? Yeah, how long does it take? This is the gross bit. I want to know from you guys, Producer tooth and you've awkwardly got nothing there for a little while. Yeah, how long does it take? This is the gross bit. I want to know from you guys, Producer Ben and Producer Ali, last time you went to the dentist.

Ben, when's the last time you went? Probably this time last year. I try to go once a year. Well done. Very good. Ali, last time you went to the dentist? I got a reminder the other day saying that I'm two years overdue. Yeah.

That's too long. It is too long. That's too long. I'm avoiding it. I hate it. Why? I long. It is too long. That's too long. I'm avoiding it. I hate it. Why? I haven't been for three years. Really?

Oh, really? It's just, and you're probably the same as me, it's pressure. Yeah. And I don't want to disappoint the dentist, which is a stupid thing to say, but I also don't want to disappoint myself.

Because each time you go, more and more recently, I've gone and been like, well, you need a filling. And then I go, damn it. And I feel like I've let my mum down. Yeah, yeah, more recently I've gone and been like well you need a filling and then I go damn it and I feel like I've let my mum down I feel like she's like I looked after those teeth for 18 years

and then I let you loose with them and you've got bloody fillings and it's weird I feel really guilty. No not your man. I talked to a dentist about this once and he said that the job is really lonely sometimes because you're constantly giving people bad news. True.

It's like you don't go to the dentist and I mean, probably half the time you need some sort of work done and no one takes it well. But you go, he does his x-rays and he's like,

well, you need some work done. And straight away you're like, oh. Yeah. You're doing a good job but you're actually always making somebody sad. I was like, wow, that's some deep shit, man.

Yeah. And that's when I never went to the dentist again. And that's when I was like, well, I know how I can cheer you up. I'll never come back. I wonder if we can do this this afternoon. And like I said, this is the gross bit. Yeah. When was the last time you went to the dentist?

Sounds like a simple question, but I'm looking for people who it's been a while. Yeah. Like maybe you just don't go. Oh, that's bad. Yeah. And do people who it's been a while. Yeah. Like, maybe you just don't go. Oh, that's bad. Yeah. And do you know it's bad? Are you doing DIY dentistry on yourself? No, that's not good.

People do. People do. How? Why? What are they doing? Some hardcore people out there, like grunty dudes mostly, just pull it out. Oh. Yeah, it happens.

Oh, no. But we'll see what we get. That's the question for you, the gross question. Oh, $800 ZM. When's the last time you went to the dentist? If it's really good,

you can text us too on 9696. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. News out of the science community today that they might be able

to regrow your teeth, which is exciting. Using stem cells, they reckon they've figured out how to tell the body, hey, we need another one, another one. And they'll do something and then a fresh tooth will come down in the place of the one that you've lost or had removed or something like that. But somehow they can't fix the filling.

But that's okay. We're asking you the question. It's a bit gross. When is the last time that you went to the dentist looking for New Zealand's poorest oral hygiene, I guess? Welcome to the show, Nick. Hi, how's it going? Good. I'm not surprised that most of the people calling are dudes for this topic.

I think as a species we take less care of ourselves, which is nothing to brag about. But how long has it been since you went and saw the dentist? Six years. Dude, why? Is it a money thing? It's just too expensive. I mean, I went in before I was 18, got all the work done

and never went back. You went for your last free one as a school kid and you're like, that'll do me. Yeah, well I went, I think when I was 19 and they said, oh, a check up's $70. I thought, that's cool, I can afford that. And it was like $120 because they did the whitening

and they clean your teeth. And I was like, nah, not again. You don't have to do all that stuff, by the way. But can I also say, you're worth $120, Nick. But, I mean, I haven't been for a bit too. It's hypocritical of me to say that to you. Hayden, hello. Hello.

Hey, how's it going? Yeah, good. Has it been longer than of me to say that to you. Hayden, hello. Hello. Hey, how's it going? Yeah, good. Has it been longer than six years since you went to the dentist? Yeah, it's been an excessive eight years. And I've just recently been, my wife and the family went on a cruise and I saw a photo of me smiling and I had two big massive gaps up the top with broken teeth. I was like, shit, I've got to get this sorted. How much was the bill? After eight years, how much was the bill at the dentist? Four and a half K.

Oh, bro. Okay. Alright. Are you going to go It's like servicing your car. It's cheaper if you do it regularly. Are you going to go more often now? Yeah, I will now because I'm spending this amount of money and unfortunately I'm going to have two dentures up in the top of my mouth.

So yeah, I'll get them sorted at least once a year. Again, Hayden, you're also worth it. Four and a half K, you're worth it. Let's keep going. Brian, hello. Hello. Look, all dudes. It's all dudes calling through, not taking care of the inside of their mouth.

It's not about me, it's about my mum. Oh, okay. Sure, all dudes. It's all dudes calling through, not taking care of the inside of their mouth. It's not about me. It's about my mum. Oh, okay. Sure, sure. How long has it been since your mum has been to the dentist? So, it's over 15 years. Around 18 years. Yeah.

Has she got real teeth or false teeth? She doesn't have... She lost the front of her front teeth and most of the teeth are real Right So she's got fake ones in there So she's like Well I don't need to get those checked out

Yeah basically Why don't you buy her a voucher for Christmas? Excuse me It's like $4,000 So no thank you It's your mum though It's your mum I'll give her love

She needs my love My aroha Okay Sweet She's like I'd love a voucher But that's fine Finally mum though. It's your mum. I give her love. She needs my love. My arroha. Okay, sweet. She's like, I'd love a voucher, but that's fine. Finally, Matt, welcome to the show. How are we doing? We're going alright. How old are you, first of all? 34. 34. And I feel like you're going to take

this out. Matt, how long has it been since you went to the dentist? 21. 21 dentist? 21. 21 years? Yeah. Are you worried about what's going on inside your mouth? Nah, they're all there.

What do you mean? I've still got all my teeth, they're all right. Yeah, are they like, I don't mean to be rude, are they like yellow or do you have a bad breath or anything like that? Nah, I have morning breath, but who doesn't? Do you floss? Do you take good care of what's inside there? I take care of them. Yeah, all right.

Far out. And you're against it? You're never going to go to the dentist? No, well, I went in the school check-up and didn't like the experience, so I'm not going back. Yeah, but you're 35. I'm not 35, I'm 34. Big diff.

Yeah. Big diff. Take the GST off. I don't mean to sound like your mum, but Matt, grow up. I know, we're all right. Go to the dentist. No, it's fine. Look, some people don't like dentists.

I don't like the dentist. If you go, I'll go. Ha, ha, ha. You'd probably go regularly. No, I don't. Yeah, all right. Well, thanks for calling through, Matt. Always.

Really appreciate it. That's the message, right? Go get the, oh, I don't know. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Well, let's play Trash or Treasure. Trash or Treasure. Very simple game. What we have is three items that have been valued by a TV show,

kind of like an antiques roadshow or something like that. Michaela, if you can guess correctly whether two out of three are trash or treasure, you can have some free mobile fuel. Sweet, that sounds good. Why are you laughing so much? Are you nervous? I'm blonde. You're laughing because you're blonde?

I'm going to get it wrong. You're blonde every day. Your life must be cracker. Okay, very simple. Trash means you think it's worth less than $5,000. Treasure means you think it's worth more than $5,000. Okay? Okay, all right. Here you go, Blondie.

Here comes your first one. This is a 1912 Naval Observatory pocket watch. Cool. Made by Lawn Jeans. It's inscribed Navy on the back. I'm assuming with the box that it's in that it was probably made to be mounted to the nightstand of a ship.

1912 pocket watch from the Navy. What do you think? Is that trash or is that treasure? Oh, I'd like to say treasure. You'd like to say treasure? Yeah, I'm hoping so. It's in a nice wooden box as well. Here you go. I'll go $3,000 on it.

Oh, sting buzz. Gotting. No good. It means you need to get the other two correct, okay? Otherwise, Christina is going to get your mobile fuel for doing absolutely nothing. Okay. Here's your second one.

Good luck. A 1943 World War II Morse code deciphering machine. It's a machine that they use deciphering Morse code. I got it from a friend of mine about a year ago, and it's kind of cool, but money's cooler. A very war-focused trash or treasure today. What about a Morse code machine from World War II? Trash or treasure?

Surely that has to be treasure. You reckon? Surely. I'm going to go with it. What are you basing that on? It's not. What are you basing that on? It's not this lovely lady will thank me for this refuel.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, let's find out. I'll give you 200 bucks. Oh, my Lord. Gutted bowl. There's a hair colour for you. I feel like, yeah, well, you lose, by the way, but I feel like you should get one.

Do you want to try one more? Okay, yeah, okay, we'll give it a try. Let's see what you can do. Let's see what you can do. This is your last one. It's the very first issue of Playboy, Volume 1, Issue 1. Okay. The Marilyn Monroe Playboy.

This is a genuine first edition. These are really collectible. I mean, if you collect Playboys, this is the one everybody wants. Oh, there you go. The first ever copy of Playboy magazine. Oh, I want to say Treasure again. You want to say Treasure again? Okay, let's find out.

I'll cut to the chase. I'll give you $1,400, not a dime more. Oh, my Lord. I am really dumb. Incredible. That's three from three and not in the good way. Thank you for this. Actually, I want to do this.

So you lose, which means Christina gets your money for nothing. Christina, are you going to take it? Are you going to take that mobile fuel off Michaela? Oh, I really need it. So I'm going to say I am. Sorry. That's fine. You're welcome to it.

Do what it is. Michaela, did you think she was going to take it? Hoping, well, I was hoping not, but you know, I'm a generous person. You got that one wrong as well. You might have heard the news over the weekend that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are no more. Their relationship is over. Their marriage is over, actually.

Producer Ellie's here because she knows more about this than me. They were married, weren't they? They were married. Yeah, I'm devastated about this. I don't usually care about celeb news, but I love Miley and Liam, and I'm very gutted about this. That's what I've heard people say. Yeah.

Lucy, my wife, brought it up and she wouldn't normally care. And I didn't pick her for a Miley Cyrus fan either. And she goes, oh, Miley and Liam have broken up. That's exactly what I said to my boyfriend Sam the other day. And you say it like they're a friend. Yeah, like I knew them. Like they're an acquaintance. Like, oh babe,

Dave and Rebecca. They've broken up. Oh, Miley and Liam. I just saw them last week and now they've broken up. I know, it's devastating. Haven't seen why. There's a press release that has gone out about it. Yeah, spokesperson talked to people and said that they've just separated,

but there hasn't really been much else. Can you imagine if you broke up with your boyfriend and you had to release a statement? Stuff that. Yeah. Oh, that'd be just the worst. You're already dealing with the emotion and then you have to deal with everyone else's emotion.

I think they had to hurry it out because Miley has been photographed hooking up with some chick in Mexico this weekend. So I think they're like, oh, shit. Oh, I better say something now. Yeah. Miley's on the loose. We better say something. Yeah.

But I thought, because it hasn't been a long marriage, has it? No, it hasn't. So I've got producer Ellie to figure out exactly how long. If we base it off the press release yesterday, they've definitely been broken up longer than that. I'd say so. I noticed that her Instagram, you know when someone's broken up with someone and they just start posting more?

You know how people do that? Or less. Yeah, or less, actually. But sometimes people come out and just do real random stuff. I noticed she'd been posting a lot more by herself. Quite sexual content, some of it too. I was kind of like, hmm. And yep, no, she's clearly single.

She put out that whole album. Yeah. And I think she's single on that album. Yeah, interesting. Well, if we go from yesterday as the breakup day, and they were married on the 23rd of December, 2018. So that's like just about eight months. They've been married for 231 days.

231 days. Didn't even make it to the first anniversary. No. Sad. It is sad. Well, no, actually, no, I take it back. I take it back for all the people out there who have broken up. Maybe it's a good thing.

Actually, no. Yeah, maybe they need to explore it. Sometimes breakups are wonderful. Yeah, they can be actually. There's a good way of looking at it, I guess. Yeah, they're still hard. I wonder if we can find a shorter marriage than that. Yeah.

I wonder if someone out there listening has New Zealand's shortest marriage. Was it yours? Are you in a place now where you can talk about it? Can we laugh about it? That's up to you. Tell us if we can't laugh about it. Yeah, yeah.

If it's very serious, please still call and we'll be respectful of your short-ass marriage. But what is it? What is New Zealand's shortest marriage? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us to 9696. We'll try and find the shortest one in the country. And we'll celebrate it. We'll celebrate

your breakup. Right now we're looking for New Zealand's shortest wedding. Well, shortest marriage, really. Not shortest wedding. After Miley and Liam have broken up after how long, married producer Ellie? 231 days. 231. Which I'm looking at the text machine, starting to think that's a pretty decent.

Yeah. I've been taking some phone calls and it's pretty decent. Right? At least you've got some memories. At least you guys got some photos out of your wedding. Yeah. I've been taking some phone calls and it's pretty decent. Right? At least you got some memories. At least you guys got some photos out of your wedding. Yeah. Just quickly to the text machine, it said, I had a six-week marriage to an Emirates crew member for cheap travel.

Oh, my God. But we had a bust up in London and I had to pay full price for my fares on the way home. Gutted. And this text, because we talked about how Miley and Liam released a press release to say that their marriage was over, which is a weird concept. They said, my marriage lasted less than three months. He cheated on me within three weeks of being married. What a dirtbag.

With a woman from work, and then he ran off to another country with her to hide. He left me to clean up. I wish I had the option of a press release. It would have made things a lot easier. That's fair enough. And these days you do. Your Facebook status the option of a press release. It would have made things a lot easier. That's fair enough. And these days you do. Your Facebook status can act as a press release. Just know that. But we are looking for New Zealand's shortest marriage.

Chevelle is on the phone. Hi, Chevelle. Hi. Was it your marriage? It was indeed. And how long or short are we talking? Five months. Five months. Five months. Congratulations. Not too bad.

Amicable split? Not really, no. But it's definitely the best thing that ever happened to me, so I'm happy about it. You're happy about it and you're in a good place now? Absolutely. Glad to hear it. That's fantastic.

Five months is the bar currently for New Zealand's shortest marriage. Hello, Hayley. Hi. Your marriage? 93 days. Oh, girl. That's about three months. Yep. Yeah.

And it sounds like a stupid question now, but amicable breakup? Yes. Oh, really? Yes. You both went, I've had enough. Yep. Why? Just figured out we were better off not married.

Right. And that's a, I mean, that's a, could you not figure that out before you got married, though? Like, what changed? Just everything. Just everything. Okay, no, fair enough. 93 days is now the bar for New Zealand's shortest marriage.

Matt's here. G'day, Matt. How's it going's shortest marriage. Matt's here. G'day, Matt. How's it going? Your marriage? Are we talking about your marriage? Yes. 93 days.

Were you married for less than 93 days? Yes. How long or short? Two months. Two months? Yeah. Why did you guys break up? I think it was just,

it was sort of going downhill before it and then we forked out all the money for it and then realised it wasn't happening. Was it a bit of a band-aid marriage, do you think? Like, people talk about, oh, we'll get married and that will fix everything. Is that the situation for you guys? I feel that was the case, yeah. I think we're sort of trying to hide the truth. Can I ask, how much did you spend on the wedding? 20k.

20k? Yeah. And now that you're broken up, can you see it positively? Is it like money well spent to be able to find yourself in the long run? Oh, definitely. I'm in a better place these days, so I'm happy. Fair enough. Okay, well, I'm glad you're happy.

That's good to hear. Let's go one more and see if we can find shorter than two months. Meg's on the phone. Hi, Meg. Hi. We're looking for New Zealand's shortest marriage. Was it your marriage? It was my mum's, and I think I can definitely,

I think I've got it. Okay, tell us, give us the details. It was 13 days. 13 days. To your dad? No, it was just a partner that she had. Yeah, 13 days. It was shocking.

Right. Why did they break up? Oh, it was just a bit of she had. Yeah, 13 days. It was shocking. Right. Why did they break up? Oh, it was just a bit of a non-nice guy, put it that way. Okay, no, that's enough said. Fair enough. And mum's happy now? Yeah, yeah, she's a little happy. She wants my third marriage, but hey-ho, third time lucky, right?

Hey-ho, that should be in her wedding vows. Look, I've been here before. This is not new to me, but hey ho, third time's a charm. Plus I got to reuse my dress. All right, that's good to hear. That 13 days, that's the record of what we can get on the phone. There is a text message there from someone who wouldn't pick up who said him and his wife broke up the day after the wedding. Really?

Because of something awkward that happened on the wedding night. But that's all the details we've got because he won't answer his phone. Text us back. Text us. Just text us back. We'll keep it anonymous. Yeah.

What happened that you broke up the day after your wedding? You can't say that and not follow it up. Yeah. Also, there's a text from a wedding photographer who said more and more she's finding people

that she does photos for breaking up within the first year. Wow. So that's sad. Especially as a photographer, you want to get your invoice in quick. Seriously. No one wants to pay for them photos

after they've already broken up. It's the last thing they want. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We're doing birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.

Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Bree's at the snow, if you know what I mean. This is Birthday Banger where we find out what was number one on your 16th birthday and then we have a little bit of deliberation and we play the best one in full. Hi, Christina. Hi. How you going? Good, thanks.

Good. What's your birthday? The 19th of January, 1988. All right. Okay, Christina, you were 16 on the 19th of January, 2004, and on that day, this topped the charts. One of the headliners for Friday Jams live this year, the Black Eyed Peas in Shut Up.

How do you feel about that? Yeah, not bad. Yeah, not bad. Good timing. Okay. Good timing. Oh, yeah, because of the concert, yeah. That was good timing. I thought there was someone you needed to shut? Yeah, not bad. Yeah, not bad. Good timing. Okay. Good timing. Oh, yeah, because of the concert, yeah. That was good timing.

I thought there was someone you needed to shut up. That's okay. Let's go, Samantha. Hey, Samantha. Hey. What's your birthday? The 12th of July, 1993. Okay, Samantha, you were 16 on the 12th of July, 2009,

and on that day, this was number one. Cascada. And Evacuate the Dancefloor. That's good. Do you like that? Does that bring back good memories for you? Yeah, that's pretty awesome. That's good. Okay, one more. Kate. Hi Kate. Hi. I'm feeling really

old right about now though. Give us your birth year first. 1978. Oh now, though. Are you? Well, give us your birth year first. It's 1978. Oh, girl, nah. Nah, nah, nah. Yeah, you're sweet as. Nah, you're totally sweet. And these birthdays always bring up the best bangers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your birthday, Kate? 18th of August. All right, you were 16, Kate, on the 18th of August, 1994. And on that day, this was number one. Hang on, Kate. I'm just going to have to put the cassette in. Hang on.

Let me just... Oh, I haven't used the cassette player in a while. Just... All right. That should be good, actually. Oh, does this thing still work? Yeah, no, we're good. Okay, here's your birthday banger, Kate.

Elton John from the Lion King soundtrack, Can You Feel the Love Tonight? Okay. Okay. There's one very happy young man out in the producer's booth by the name of Ben who is fizzing for this song. Do you think it's an appropriate birthday banger for a Monday to drive people home, that song? Yeah.

You don't sound convinced. Yeah. Wait there. We're going to do a little bit of deliberation. Okay. Just you and me. You're in Bree's seat, Ellie. Is it going to be the Black Eyed Peas Shut Up?

Is it going to be Cascada Evacuate the Dance Floor? This is hard. Or is it going to be Elton John Can You Feel the Love Tonight? Oh, I feel I've got daggers at me from Ben A. Don't look at him. Don't look at him. Look inside yourself. I do love Elton John, though, as well.

I know you do Oh and Vacuum at the Dancefloor It's a nice song Yeah But I mean You know I wouldn't write home about it It's a good one Yeah

Black Eyed Peas Very appropriate for now I'm really padding for time here Because I don't know what to choose It's very appropriate Clint have you got any Feelings of what you would like I do but I know you're

The most indecisive person in the world So I want you to make a decision Okay alright I am just going to Put it out there so I want you to make a decision. Okay, all right. I am just going to put it out there, and I'm going to say I'll do John. Is that what you think? You agree? It's not about me.

It's about you right now. This is all on you. Let us know if you think Ellie's made the right decision. Oh, no. And, Kate, congratulations. We're playing your birthday banger. Brilliant. Brilliant. Okay, thanks. Brilliant. Okay, thanks. There's a calm surrender

To the rush of day When the heat of a rolling wind Can't be turned away An enchanted moment And it sees me through it's enough for this restless warrior just to be

with you and can you feel the love tonight it is where we are It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer

That we got this far is far And can you feel the love tonight I was led to rest It's enough to make kings and vagabonds believe the very best. There's a time for everyone If they only learn That the twist and kaleidoscope

Moves us all in turn There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors when the heart of the star-crossed voyager beats in time with yours and can you feel the love tonight It is where we are It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer

That we got this far And can you feel the love tonight How it's led to rest Is it in Bree and Clint? Clint. ZM Brie. I already said that. I just took a big break in between. That's the winner of Birthday Banger from Elton John, Can You Feel the Love Tonight?

A decision that producer Ellie was plaguing herself about, but you have the support of the text message machine. Oh, thank goodness. Someone said, if there is ever a question, Elton John is the correct answer. He's mad. Haven't listened to that song in full for a long time. Yeah. I think, and I'm not to tell Sir Elton John what to do. Be careful here, mate. I feel like it's missing

like a big, like, drum injection and a key change. Like he should ask Phil Collins for some help or something. Yeah, maybe something like that. like a big like like a drum like a drum injection and a key change like a lift he should ask Phil Collins for some help or something yeah maybe something like that I know what you mean there's also the new version

of it now I mean like I said Sir Elton you've done a great job but it's just my opinion yeah there's also a new version now because there's a new Lion King it's true

so the new one is Donald Glover and Beyonce and I haven't heard it so I don't know if it's any good is it it's pretty good it is it's good too it's just a Beyonce song though I can see what's happening I haven't heard it, so I don't know if it's any good. It's pretty good.

It is? It's very good. It's good too? Yeah, it's cool. It's just a Beyonce song though. I can see what's happening. I can't what? And they don't have a clue.

Who's they? They'll fall in love. Are you going from the start or? No, just, yeah. Okay. Our trio's down to two. Oh, I get it. The sweet caress.

I don't know if this was started by Timon and Pumbaa. Yeah. I need to see that new one. Okay, as you drive home from work on a Monday to your house that you're probably renting, would you like to know what $15 million will buy you for a house in New Zealand? Can you feel the love tonight The peace that you bring

Call me old, but that's too different to the original. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. As you drive home, and it's probably a couple of days before payday, and you're like, oh God, what leftovers could I have for dinner tonight? And you're like, oh man, I really need to stretch this budget. Here's a story about a multi-million dollar house. Not to make you feel worse about your own situation, but because it's good to have goals, right?

It's good to, it's important to have something to shoot for. It is. This property, and I love browsing this website because I just, it's like window shopping and it's like, oh, if I had that money, I'd love to get this. This one I think is beyond almost anybody's grasp. It's a house on the website oneroof.co.nz that is for sale for $15 million. Actually, no, I lie.

It's not $15 million. It's only $14.75 million. Oh, well, now I can afford it. Thank goodness for that. Ellie, that's a saving of $250,000. That's actually a lot of big saving. On your $15 million. Oh, well, now I can afford it. Thank goodness for that. Thank God. Ellie, that's a saving of $250,000. That's actually a lot of big saving, eh? On your $15 million house. Jeepers.

What a bargain. What a bargain, right? What a bargain. And what a time to invest. Interest rates have never been lower. So if this sounds like you, well, you will be moving to 10 Jackson Crescent in Mahurangi. Oh, yeah.

Which is north of Auckland, I believe. What do you get though? What do you get for $14.75 million? That's what I want to know. Yeah. Like it's got to be more than just a postcode for that kind of money. Yeah. It's true. They say buy the worst house on the best street, but

if I'm spending this much money, I'm hoping for the best house on the best street. Yeah. You can expect an architecturally designed house that combines striking cedar, concrete, and schidst. What's that last one? Schidst. Schidst. I don't know what that material is.

I can't even understand the language. That's okay. Forget the materials. Let's go inside the house where you will find a striking circular sofa. It is quite bougie, this thing. It looks like a 15-seater kind of thing. Whoa.

It just goes around in a big arc. Mm-hmm. But a couch is not enough to buy a house for $15 million. It has merino and silk carpet. Oh. Which sounds like a huge pain in the ass. Imagine spilling your butter chicken on your silk carpet. But how warm would your feet be? How warm? Yeah, it's fine. Oh. Which sounds like a huge pain in the ass. Imagine spilling your butter chicken on your silk carpet. But how warm would your feet be?

Yeah, it's fine. True. Yeah, it's fine. But I'd just be paranoid the whole time. Yeah, true. Merino and silk carpets. Oh, that's in the home theatre room. Sorry, that's where you can find us in the $15 million house.

It also has hotel glittery mosaic tiles on the bathroom, which sounds nice. But still not enough to $15 million house. It also has hotel glittery mosaic tiles in the bathroom, which sounds nice, but still not enough to $15 million. Yeah. A curving library and piano room. Now that's what's missing from my house. Yeah, that's nice. A library and piano room.

Yeah, for all the books I don't read and the piano I can't play. But if I had the room, then maybe I would. Is it one of those libraries where you get on a ladder and it goes all the way around? I hope so. A wine cellar located beneath the dining room. Oh, yeah, now we're talking. And a master bedroom with its own atrium garden.

That sounds quite nice. That is quite nice. It also has an indoor swimming pool and spa pool. Oh, that's cool. I'd hope so. And a helipad. Oh, okay. Holy shit.

Because if you're spending $15 million on a house, you don't have any money left to sit in traffic and waste gas. No, that's true. So you probably have to commute by helicopter to save time, right? Yeah, yeah. You just hope wherever you work has a helipad too for you. Exactly. That's a good point.

That's a very good point. Yeah. You never think about that. Do you want a car park, sir? No? Yeah, yeah. You just hope wherever you work has a helipad too for you. Exactly. That's a good point. That's a very good point. Yeah. You never think about that. Do you want a car park, sir? No. No, but how's the roof? Again, so this is the ZM Realty segment. If the house at 10 Jackson Crescent, Mahurangi Bay,

for $14.75 million, Sounds like a bit of you. Visit the website, oneroof.co.nz. And remember, that's just the asking price. A good negotiator could get that down to $14.7. There's always wiggle room. There is.

There's always somewhere to go with a sale like that. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We've got, this is exciting, we've got breaking fashion news. This coming by way of global fashion giant ASOS.

Now, I know you can't see this at home, which is why I've brought producer Ellie in to just let me know what you think this outfit reminds you of. Okay, I'm going to show you this outfit. It's a real outfit being pushed by ASOS for summer as well. So you can get on this trend early. Yeah. How would you describe this outfit? Oh, well, is that poo?

Is that poo? You would be forgiven. You'd be forgiven for thinking that, yeah, it has poo stains on it. So it literally looks like a white sort of jumpsuit crop thing, but it's got shit all over it. Yeah, well, I mean, that's your word, not mine, but yeah, that's exactly what it looks like. They say it's tie-dyed, but this trend, yeah, you're right,

it's like a baggy harem pant on the bottom and then a long-sleeve crop top on the top, and it looks like it's covered in smears of tickle it does or and i don't want to get too graphic it kind of looks a bit um that time of the month as well it also looks like that does it look like you you've worn your white pants yep on the wrong week yes when it's actually as as the time of the month's starting and ending as well, that kind of colour. Is it the right, right, right, right, right.

Yeah, yeah. That brownie. But I mean, who are we to say what is fashion and what's not? True. They have decided to put it out and say, hey, guys, this is the new trend. They've put a Facebook post up about it and they've said, they've written, comment with the times that you're most likely to wear this. And this is

where the internet wins because they love something like this. I've just got a couple of the comments on this new fashion trend from ASOS. Someone has said times you're likely to wear this outfit that looks like you've pooed yourself. After a night out when you thought a vindaloo would be a great idea on the way home.

Nice. Someone else has said when I want to look like i've artistically shat myself that's what it looks like and the last person has just written this outfit looks like how it feels to have gluten intolerance and white pants that's a good one uh and that is your breaking fashion news brought to you by the Bree and Clint show. That's what? Your fashion news brought to you by the Bree and Clint show. You're welcome. You're welcome.

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