ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 13th 2018

Episode Date: August 13, 2018

The Laziness OlympicsCeline Dion reviewNaked at the carwashBirthday Banger!Are you still living with your parents?Dropping the ‘C’ bombGreek Island cat jobThe Kurt Baker challengeBree on being recognisedChocolate and chipsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Three. Whoa! Inclined. Wow! On ZDM. Hey, kia ora everybody. Welcome to a brand new week. Well, you've been doing it for a bit. We've just got to work. But, you know, let's just pretend that we're all showing up to work at the same time

and we're all getting started on our work day. We've been here for a little while. A little while, yeah. Since 12. I've had two lunches. I tell you what, I want to run this past you. I want you to tell me if you think this is fair. We just went next door to the place.

You know the fancy place that does the juices? No, no, no, no. I mean Scratch. Okay, the cafe's name is Scratch but not that place. Okay?

And I jokingly call it something else which I accidentally just did on the radio. Yeah, good one. I was trying to help gloss over it for you. Oh, thanks, mate.

I was trying to just move along. I just brought attention to it again, didn't I? Yeah, you've really blown it up now. Yeah. Anyway. Did you want to talk about the place? No. No, no, forget about it.

No. Great. Well, it's moved on now. Today on the show, we could give away $50,000. How does that sound? That sounds good to me. Let it roll off your tongue. Say the amount.

$50,000. Oh, say it slower. $50,000. Now say it real fast. $50,000. There you go. Five o'clock. If you think you know what ZM's secret sound is,

thanks for saving my bacon, today could be the day that you get rich. There's 17 days left to take soundkeeper Annabelle down. Next, we want to talk laziness. I've done something over the weekend that I think is a new low. Wow, low, is that the word I want to use? Or a high, mate.

A new laziness peak. Let's call it innovation. Sure. We're going to get competitive with our laziness next. In the meantime, this is new Broods. How good is this?

This is so good. This is called Peach. Bree and Clint, one minute after four, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. I want to start something this afternoon. A new kind of competition. A new way to compete with each other. For people who don't really like to put in much effort at all.

Is it a sleep competition? Close. That's for me. Today, I thought we could talk competitive laziness. See, this is a competition I can get on board with. I'm finally on your wavelength here, am I? Finally. All right.

Stuff the half marathons. Stuff the triathlons. Nah, that's not for us. Nah, not for us. This is for us. So I did something last night that I think maybe, see, I'm thinking of it as a low, but maybe I should rephrase it.

Maybe I should do it as a positive. A new high for me in laziness. I think laziness is innovation. We're lying on the couch and what have we just watched? I think MasterChef had been on TV and they had ice cream on there. Worst show to watch when you're hungry. Yes, that's exactly it.

Such a bad idea. So they did a caramel sundae Or like a MasterChef version Where something opens up and there's a caramel sundae inside So was it a deconstructed caramel sundae That was in an orb that you poured stuff onto That then melted away And smoke came out

And then smoke came out And then a dragon came out from inside it With a spoon And the dragon flew up and speared you some of it They're not normal people can I say No, no, no But what it did do is it made me feel like a caramel sundae. Oh yeah.

McDonald's. Last night I used the Uber Eats app to Uber Eats one caramel sundae to my house. Yes, good for you. You know how much I'm an advocate for Uber Eats. I'm like the Uber Eats queen. The delivery fee

was more than the Sunday itself. How far away is McDonald's from your place? Like 600 metres. Oh! No, it's good. It's good. But it was late. I was in couch mode. You could have been attacked. I wasn't in go to McDonald's

mode. Like it wasn't safe to go out. Look, I just had a hankering for a caramel sundae. I thought, why not? Oh, who doesn't get double? Yeah, Lucy, my wife, put me onto that. Game changer. Double fudge, double caramel, it's the best. Did you know if you get the large sundae at McDonald's

then you can ask for two different sauces? Oh mate, it's not my first rodeo. One in the bottom, one in the top. So last night I got a $4.40 caramel sundae with extra caramel sauce and a $6 delivery fee. I Uber Eats one caramel sundae to my house. Yes. No, I love it. This is what I want to know from you first of all. Can you beat me with laziness from the weekend? Did you do anything lazier than, like I literally, to get my caramel sundae, I got off the couch,

walked to the front door, said thank you and sat back down. That's all I did. That's amazing. And I applaud you and I feel like that just brought us closer together. Look, you know that I use Uber Eats often. Yeah. You're a VIP customer. I'm a VIP gold member.

I had a dilemma yesterday where I really wanted a certain food that's not on Uber Eats. They don't do deliveries. And now that I think about it, it's actually a bit. What have you done? I invited a friend over. And I said, oh, on your way. Can you maybe stop in?

I've ordered it. You just have to stop in and get it. Did you even want to see the friend? No. You know what you've done? You've managed to avoid the delivery fee. I know. It's brilliant.

I'll wait $100 at him this afternoon. Can you beat either of those? We're going to call it the laziness Olympics. It's competitive laziness. What did you do over the weekend that was more lazy than that? Can you beat either of those? We're going to call it the Laziness Olympics. I like it. It's competitive laziness. What did you do over the weekend that was more lazy than that? Zeddy and his brain clip. Welcome to the inaugural Laziness Olympics.

Finally, something I can train for. It's competitive laziness where you can win by doing the least. Maybe you've watched 14 episodes of Love Island back to back over the weekend. See, I thought I had it. Uber Eats and one caramel sundae from McDonald's to my house. That was 600 metres down the road. By the way, Uber Eats is food delivery that you can do on an app, just in case you don't have it where you are.

It is the future and it will also be the end of humanity. I thought that was good until Bree told me that she had a friend come to visit just so they could pick up food on the way. How long did you have to make small talk with them when they got there just so you could eat the food? They ended up staying for like two hours. And then I also had to share my food. After you invited them.

How rude. So we want to know from you on 0800DIALZM, how lazy are you? What lazy thing have you done that could win you gold in the Laziness Olympics? From the text machine, I rate myself a five out of seven on the laziness scale. Weird rating system. Who does five out of seven? Anyway, they said I have a small amount of lawns. They're lazy.

They don't want to go all the way to ten. Good point. I have a small amount of lawns, and I bought myself a ride-on lawnmower. Amazing. The only fatigue I get is when I get off the mower and walk back to the house. Less of a chore, more of a grass-based drag race. Well done, sir. You're in the lead. I like that. I clap

you, sir. Nice work. Someone said... Did you actually, speaking of, did you see the guy, there was a video going around Facebook and it was a hill and he'd actually tied a rope to his mower and he would throw the mower down the hill and then pull it back up with the rope. Incredibly dangerous.

But also very innovative. But again, laziness ingenuity. It's great. From the text machine, laziness? Yeah, laziness. When I change my toddler's nappy, I give it to him to put in the rubbish bin. It teaches a life lesson. And you don't have to touch the pooey nappy.

That's great. She's like, well, I changed it for you, mate. You might as well pull some of the weight here. He also cooks dinner for night time, which is good. 0800 dial ZM. Welcome to the Laziness Olympics, Jack. Hello, Jack. Hello.

How lazy, mate? What have you done? So Saturday night, I was in bed, and you have the classic dilemma of you need the lights off but you don't want to move? Oh, you forget to turn it off before you get in bed. I hate that. I hate that. Terrible.

Especially if it's winter and you've got the electric blanket on. Did you have a clapper? Clap on, clap off? I'm too lazy to go buy that. Anyway, so I got my mate over from, I fixed my mate next door and I was like, I think someone's in the house. Can you come over and check it out? So he comes over, he comes in, guns are blazing and's not like looking around someone i was in character the whole time oh my gosh is

there anyone here and he's like you're in character i love that you were in character i'm not gonna spread my b i was cool you know i'm not gonna let the cat out of the bag anyway so then um so he was like check it out like nah nah no one's in here. He was like, oh, thanks. Oh, by the way, on the way out, didn't you just turn off the light? Fantastic. Nice work, sir. That is very impressive. He's in contention. In fact, he's in the lead.

Is he the Usain Bolt, though? We will find out. Well, we'll just ask Ellen. Ellen, can you beat that with laziness? I got Uber Eats delivered to my work and it was 270 metres away. Ellen, that's 270 steps. Thinking about it now, it was Peter Pits.

I probably should have walked there to be healthy and all. No, no, no. Ellen, you didn't let me finish my sentence. That's 270 steps. You saved yourself. Well done. Nice work, Ellen. Ellen, you were atop the podium.

I think you and Jack, first equal. First equal or is that a cop-out? I don't care. I'm too lazy to find a winner. Z is brilliant, Ellen. Ellen, you were top of the podium. I think you and Jack, first equal. First equal or is that a cop-out? I don't care. I'm too lazy to find a winner. Zee is brilliant, Clint. If you missed it last Friday, about this time on Friday, my friend Clinton Roberts fought for his marriage and a ticket for his wife Lucy to go see Celine Dion.

For all those times she stood by me. By singing a Celine Dion song For all those times you stood by me. By singing a Celine Dion song on the radio. Not just a Celine Dion song, the Celine Dion song. The ultimate My Heart Will Go On.

The Titanic song. The song she closed her Auckland shows with. Can I just say? Oh, spoiler alert if you're going. Oh yeah, spoiler. That's alright,

you know it's coming. I was so proud of you. You know it's coming. I was so proud of you. Me? Me? Yeah. For my it's coming. I was so proud of you. You know it's coming. I was so proud of you on Friday. Me? Yeah. For my performance?

Yeah. No, honestly, I thought you got up there and you really gave it your all. Yeah. And we've got a replay of it if you missed it. No, no, we don't need the replay. No, no, no. No, no, no. It's over.

We can play the replay. Here's Clinton Roberts on Friday. Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you That is how I know you Oh, the fan. Go on. That's plenty.

That is plenty. I said to your wife, Lucy, because we all went on Saturday night and I said, did you hear him? Did you hear Clint's rendition of Celine Dion? I don't even know if she heard it. She didn't mention it. She said no, and I said probably a good thing.

If you guys want to have kids at some point. One of the girls in the office said to me, Clint, if I was ever, and this is a hypothetical, if I was ever attracted to you before, after that performance, I'm not. No, mate. I feel like some of the girls listening would have been like, oh, it's made him that much more sexy.

Forget me, though. How good was the show? The show was incredible. How good, Celine Dion? And if you're going, you are in for an absolute treat. I mean, good that Lucy got to go. It was her dream. I was always like, oh, you'd like to see it.

Wow, she blew me away. Honestly, and you said to me off air, and we were talking about it, we enjoyed it so much more than what we thought. Yeah. It was incredible. You're in for a treat if you're going. She's real hot, too. She's so hot.

She's 50, you know. She's 50, yeah. She looks incredible. She's got the legs of a 20-year-old. All right. Okay, I'll settle down. Can you stop chickening out 20-year-olds, please? That's all right.

They're legal. So, Clint, there was a one point in the concert where you and I were sitting there with Ross Boss and Lucy, your wife was there. Yeah. And in our eyesight, we've caught this guy who has pulled out his phone to shazam a song. At a concert. At a Celine Dion concert. And it wasn't even a cover she was doing. It wasn't a cover

it wasn't like a B-side, it wasn't like an unknown Celine Dion song. It wasn't an album track, it was this song that hit Shazam. She's literally singing it. Who do you think sings it? And also, what do you think it's called? It basically only has two lines and one of them is all by myself.

So, kind of gives it away. My favourite part is he tried to Shazam it four times and it kept coming up with unknown. If you're going tomorrow night, you're in for a ripper. It's very, very good. And here's a tip. If you are, get there early for the opening act. Oh, she's hilarious.

Because she is incredible, this chick that does all these, like, covers of amazing artists. She's so good. Zeddy is brilliant, Clint. How about the naked car wash guy from over the weekend in Rotorua in the Celtics car wash? What? Like, why?

If you haven't seen this yet, it's a video filmed by a lady called Marlowe who's seen it in the front of the car wash and swung in off the street to quickly video this guy who is completely naked leaning over the bonnet of his car. All you can see is his bare bum going into the car wash. Yeah, and the big roundy brush thing is just going over him. He's very clean afterwards.

No behaviour that we're condoning here on the Bree and Clint show, but it did make for a hell of a video. This is the commentary from Marlo as she captured it. Only in Rotorua. Up to, bro. You're on crack. I love that in the background you can hear the screams of the man inside the car wash. Literally him screaming because obviously that's going to hurt.

Again, don't do this. Don't do this because you never know what could happen. But I don't think he was on crack either. I think it was like a stag do or like a deer from a friend. Someone from Rotorua. He probably just bored. Yeah, have you done that? No. Is that like a stag do or like a deer from a friend. And someone from Rotorua, he probably just bored. Yeah, have you done that? No. Is that like a tradition?

No, but the gas station where it is happening, the Caltex, I know that Caltex. It's right across the road from the skate park where I used to do my rollerblading. And also... Was that when you had your eyebrow piercing? That is when I had my eyebrow piercing. Thought so.

And one of my mates from high school, his dad owned that Caltex. He used to work there. I used to get pies from there on the way home from town from that Caltex. So I thought. This is your life. I did see flashes of me. I thought we could call it and see if, because maybe that's a thing they're offering at that Caltex.

Let's see. I'd like to know how much it costs to get the full naked car wash experience. Can anyone go in and do it? Is it something they're offering? So we're going to give them a quick call. Hi, I was just wondering, how much is the car wash? There's three prizes for the car wash. Right.

$12, $15 and $18. $18, that's the top one? Yes. Is that the one where you can go through naked yes it is yes good good so i can i can just you put you just just so we're clear i pull the car in and i hold on to the bonnet naked do you think this makes sense when you put to the car wash in the car wash and being naked on that yeah yeah so yeah. So that's all good? No, sir. It's not. Oh, it's not all good? No.

Right. It's just that I saw on Facebook. Yes. I know where you're talking about. Yes. Yeah. So is that a pack? You can't. You can't do that.

Not anymore? No. No. Because that guy is trespassed from this place. He's trespassed? Yes. Right. Okay.

What if I pay more? Sorry, sir. He can't But everyone's got a price No sir 50 Nah If you give me $10,000

I'm going to say yes You wouldn't say yes For $10,000 No Really? Yeah You're a man of morals And I appreciate that

Thank you very much Thank you for your time Cheers man Okay bye 10 grand Should I call him back As a woman And see if it changes?

ZDM's brilliant Clint Tim Green. Should I call him back as a woman and see if it changes? Zidian's Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. It's a big one today. Yeah. It's my mum's birthday today. Yeah.

It's her sixth birthday. We're going to find out anyway when we do a birthday banger. Yeah, we are. We're going to find out. We'll get her on the show in a minute, but let's go to Stacey first. Hi, Stacey. Hi, Stanger. Yeah, we are going to find out. We'll get her on the show in a minute, but let's go to Stacey first. Hi, Stacey. Hi, Stace. Hi, how are you?

Give us your birthday and we'll figure out what song was number one on your 16th. 6th of January, 1994. Okay, Stacey, you were 16 in 2010 on the 6th of January

and this is your birthday banger. Oh, Stan Walker. Pungle Box. Did you have this song in Australia? 100%. Because this is what he won Australian Idol with, right? This was the single that came off the back of winning Australian Idol. Was it?

Pretty sure. No, it was. You're right. Yeah. No, this was big in Aussie. Stacey, do you rate Black Box, Stan Walker? I do. It's pretty good.

So good. Good luck. Next, Danielle. Hi, Danielle. Hi, Danny. Hi, how are you guys? Good. What's your birthday?

5th of June, 1991. Okay, Danielle, you were 16 in 2007 on the 5th of June, and top of the charts here in NZ was this. You're a Rihanna baby, Danielle. Oh, you know what? Who doesn't jam it out? Who doesn't jam it out? You're right. She is the most popular artist and birthday b Danielle. Oh, you know what? Who doesn't jam it out? Who doesn't jam it out? You're right.

She is the most popular artist in Birthday Banger, though, you know? Queen. The queen of Birthday Banger. Okay. Welcome to the show in absolute VIP now. My mum. Hello, Mama Di. Hi, guys.

Happy birthday, Mama Di. Happy birthday. Oh, thanks so much. Oh, Clint, you're such a wonderful person. Thank you so much. Mum, for your birthday, we got you a shout-out on the radio. Oh, look, I'm just so thrilled to be on Birthday Banger. It's your best segment.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. We love it. All right, Mum, what was your birthday? Oh. Do I really have to say it? Yes. Okay.

13th of August? What year? Oh, 19 15th. Okay, Mum, you were 16 in 1974 on the 13th of August and actually we tried to go back through the logs for what was number one here in New Zealand, Mum, and we

This is not a lie, Mumma Di. This is the truth. It only goes back to 1975. Oh, you're kidding. But we did find what was top of the charts in Aussie, and it was this. Do you know this song, Mumma Di? It is absolutely awesome.

Isn't it? Stevie is one of the best songs you'll ever hear. I'll tell you what, I've never heard it before. Stevie Wright. Oh, really? Yeah. Really? Yeah, no, honestly, I'm not pulling your leg.

Mum would have rathered some Bee Gees. Yeah, I would have thought so. All right. Exactly, but Stevie Wright is awesome. All right. Exactly. But Stevie Wright is awesome. All right. Hey, do I have permission to put you on hold for a second? Yes. Okay, thank you.

I mean, I didn't want to do it without asking. I've got to, I mean, as good as it would feel, I feel like we're not going to play Stevie Wright, Evie. It's not in the system, so. We don't have the full song? No. Okay, good. That's a good get out of jail free.

I don't feel like hearing Rihanna Umbrella, but I do feel like hearing Stan Walker Black Box. Mum loves some Stan Walker. Does she? So I feel like she'll be totally okay with it. Mum and Di, are you all right if we play Stan Walker for Birthday Banger? Love Stan Walker. All right.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Mum. Thanks, guys. Love you. I love you. Love you. Secret sound in eight minutes ZM

ZM, Bree and Clint Stan the man The winner of Birthday Banger for Stacey And for Mama Di Whose birthday it is today It's good ZM's Bree and Clint Mate One of my friends It's good. Little black fire ZD is brilliant. Mate, one of my friends was chatting to him last night on the phone

and what he was saying to me kind of made me come to a realisation that maybe I've been doing it wrong this whole time. Doing what wrong? The living situation. Oh, okay. Because he said to me, so he's 29 and he goes oh i'm about to buy my second home and i said pardon me you're about to buy your second home he goes yeah i bought my first one when i was 24 and i i'm about to buy my second where does he live he lives at home with his

parents oh my god i mean what city does he live in? Oh, right. So I said to him, and obviously I know he lives at home, and we had a conversation where I was like, do you think that you would even be able to buy your first home if you hadn't have lived with your parents from birth pretty much? Yeah. Because he's never lived out of home. Surely not. He said, honestly, he goes,

I don't really know what it's like that kind of life to live out of home and obviously pay. He said, honestly, he goes, I don't really know what it's like, that kind of life, to live out of home and obviously pay rent. Wait, wait, wait. He's 29 and he's still at home. He's still at home. And he's got two houses under his belt. Yeah, so he's got two investment properties and he still lives at home, doesn't pay any bills.

No rent, no electricity, not even for food, Clint. Now, I am speaking through a gritted jaw of jealousy right now, but good on him. Because guess what? If my parents lived in the areas where I needed to live, probably would still be at home. That's what it is. What age did you move out of home?

Well, I went to boarding school, so my mum and dad kicked me out very early when I was 15. So you haven't lived at home since you were 15? There was maybe a stint where I lived at home for six months in between things. But yeah, pretty much. I haven't lived at home since I was 18. And I don't know what that life is like. I don't know the feeling of,

because this is assuming his parents don't charge him any rent. Some people's parents charge him rent. Yeah. And they say, this is to get you ready for the real world. Also to help with our mortgage. Yeah, but also those parents don't know what real rent costs. And so And they say, this is to get you ready for the real world. Also to help with our mortgage. Yeah, but also those parents don't know what real rent costs. And so they'll say to you, how much

is rent? And you go, oh mum, it's pretty cheap. I think my friends are paying like $55 a week. Yeah, and that's including bills. Yeah, and she'll go, oh well we won't sting you that much. We'll do a nice $40. How does $40 sound? $40's good. Like my sister, right? Meantime, you're pulling in $50 grand a year. I know.

Paying $50 a week in rent. My sister, same family. She's never lived out of home. She got married this year. So she's 30. She'd never lived out of home. Her boyfriend or her fiance were both living with my parents. They were both living there.

They've gotten married. Yeah. And now they've had to move out. Oh, what a shame. Do they have a house? Do they own a house? Yeah, they've got like four houses between them. What is this Ponzi scheme? What is this scam that nobody told us about? And yes, I know you're leeching off your parents, but don't they love it? Don't they love having you at home? Oh, my mum said to me, if she could have us all there, she'd love it. It's win, win, win, win, win, win, win. Oh, they love

having us home. Apparently, that's what we tell ourselves anyway. Yeah. We want to have a hunt this afternoon. If my parents are listening, by the way, if they lived closer to where I worked, I'd love to move back in. I'll bring Lucy, my wife will live in the spare room. It'll be fantastic. You can live in one wing of the house. It'll be great. We want to go on a

hunt this afternoon. We can have a cleaning roster. 0800 dial ZM where your mum does everything. Yeah, yeah, that's the roster. If you think you're the oldest person still living the dream and you're still living at home, saving money. No judgment zone. No, we're going to celebrate it this afternoon. Yeah, because you really have, you've really hacked the game.

Yeah, because things are tough. Things are tough. Yeah. How else are you meant to get five houses, right? 0800 dial ZM or text to 9696. How old are you still living at home? ZM's brilliant, Clint. We're talking about people who are still living

at home with their parents. And maybe they've got the right idea. One of my mates said to me, he's 29, he's never lived out of home and he's saved so much money that he now is buying his second investment property. I just did some quick sums because I haven't lived at home since I was 18. So let's say you've been living out of home for 10 years or you do live out of home for 10 years.

So that's me. Yeah, yeah. And let's average your rent at $200. This makes me feel sick. Sometimes it'd be more, sometimes it'd be less. Yeah, I was going to say I've definitely paid less, but I've also paid more. Well, hey, Bree, that's how averages work.

So 200 times 52 weeks a year, you're paying $10,400 in rent a year and then times that by 10 years. And that means you, in a 10-year period, will have paid $104,000 off someone else's mortgage. My God. And you'll never see that money again. I hope my parents move here soon

because I will be living in one of their rooms. We want to know, are you the oldest person living at home? And we're celebrating it today, okay? And in fact, let's put a little bit of joyous music. It's smart. You can save money. We're not judging, okay? We're saying you've hacked life.

We're just jealous. It's a life hack. Someone has texted and said, yes, I do. I'm only 24 and I'm living at home, but my parents make me go third in everything, even the mortgage. I even have to buy my own food.

I'm pretty much flatting with them. I think I'm getting ripped off. Nah. Not if they're dope flatmates. Not if they're like every week and they're like, beer pong. Yeah, that'd be all right. Yeah, yeah. I can't imagine that's what's happening.

And every weekend you're like, oh, dad, have you got a girl in there again? Yeah, it's your mother. Someone said, my bro is 40. He lives at home with my parents, with his daughter, who's now a teenager. He has a built-in babysitter, a magical washing basket, a magical dinner plate, even a magical lunchbox. Who's the fool? I think it's me.

That's exactly what we're saying. It's like they're living in Hogwarts. It's magical. There's someone that wrote're saying. It's like they're living in Hogwarts. It's magical. There's someone that wrote into our Bree and Clint Facebook page as well. They said, I have a friend that's still living with her parents and she's 44 years old. She moved out, but then she's moved back in and realised this is the only way to live.

Nothing like the creature comforts of home. So good. Again, until you want to... So you go out on the weekend and you want to – Yeah. Like, let's just say you're probably mostly playing away games. I mean, my mum, if anyone's listening, if I do move back into home, she cooks breakfast in the morning.

So that's a plus. For you and a guest. Yes. Kate, are you still living at home? Yes, I am still living at home. Yes, Kate. How old are you? 33.

Yes, Kate. What old are you? 33. Yes, Kate. What's the big draw card? Well, I get meals cooked for me every night, and I get my washing and cleaning, my washing done for me, and all I have to do is iron my own sheets and help out with the folding, washing, and everything. Here's a life hack, Kate.

But I pay $100 more, which goes towards my mum getting her nails done, which is pretty awesome. Also, to make your run even easier, Kate, here's a trick. You don't have to iron sheets. Just put them straight on. Just put them on the bed and no one will ever see them. True.

Yeah, true. Care Cham? Hello, Cham. Hey, how you doing? Good. Are you still living at home? Yeah, Cam. Hey, how you doing? Good. Are you still living at home? Yeah, 37, still here. How old?

37. Oh, excellent. And why? What's the best thing about living at home? Mum pay for everything. Are you one of these guys who's managed to get himself a house out of it? Yeah, I've got a $1.6 million house and a $380,000 business. Cham?

Cham? Are you dealing drugs from your parents' house or something? What's going on? How are you doing this? I don't know. My mum just paid everything to want my mortgage, and I just sold the house for $1.13 million. Cham, Cham, she's paying your mortgage as well.

Yeah, so she live with me, so you have to pay my mortgage. Like we said at the start, Cham, we're not judging here, so we just want to say a big congratulations to you. Nice work, Cham. You've really clocked life. Listen, Cham... I appreciate that. You've really clocked life. Listen to Cham. I appreciate that. Who is Cham's mum?

Who is this miracle woman? Cham's taking her for a ride. Zinni is brilliant, Clint. Clint, did you see the news that came out of New Zealand the other day? And it was talking about the Greens party co-leader, Marama Davidson. Is this the... She's trying to reclaim the C word. Yeah, this is a big one.

This is... It's controversial, isn't it? Yeah, and correct me if I'm wrong, she's trying to mainstream the C word. Yeah, she's sick of it being a derogatory word and she wants to push back against it and kind of disarm it. In a way, we've got a piece of audio here,

her talking about it. The Oxford Dictionary defines the word as vulgar slang, meaning either a woman's genitals or an unpleasant or stupid person. That word is a powerful word for women and shouldn't be used as abuse. It's a word we have to disarm

and reclaim. Marama Davidson's intentions here are good, but with 60% of the country still finding this the most offensive word, perhaps New Zealand's intentions here are good, but with 60% of the country still finding this the most offensive word, perhaps New Zealand isn't quite ready. I get what she's trying to do. I see what she's trying to do. She's gone for the jugular word-wise, though.

It's a big one, isn't it? Start with an S. Like I, to be honest, am a bit on edge just even talking about it. Oh, yeah, we'll get a lot of texts from this from people saying, no, I have to explain what it is. And sorry about that. What we're talking about is a clown car. Yeah, the clown car.

I don't know about this. I thought, you know, off the back of this, maybe I should do my part. And I said to you this afternoon, my mum and I have this relationship where I like to stir my mum up. Yeah, I've seen your videos. That's your whole relationship.

Yeah. You ask her about her history with other partners. Yeah, and all kinds of stuff like that. And we've got a very, very good relationship, my mum and I. It's beautiful, yeah. And something that you should know is that in our household, swearing is not acceptable at all. So F word, C word, no.

All the words. All the words. Or S word you can get away with. Yeah. As we've gotten older. But my mum has never ever heard me say that word ever. And we put in a call this afternoon, which I'm a bit nervous to play, where I thought I would do my part to disarm this word.

Oh, you're going to go, yeah, yeah. And I should use it in a nice way and see how my mum would react. Here it is. Hi, Rana. Hi, Mum. What are you up to? I just want to ask real quick because I'm trying to organise. So when I'm flying into Brisbane, I get in on the Friday. Yeah.

The Friday afternoon. Yeah. I just wanted to check when are you guys going to be there? Well, we'll make sure we're down there on Friday, of course. Whenever you get in, we'll get in and we'll pick you up if you want. Yeah, well, I had a few friends who were having some drinks on the Friday night. I wanted to catch up with those guys because they're just such good g**ts, so I just wanted to catch up with them.

Yeah, I figured that you might do that anyway, mate. So, you know me, look, as long as I see you, that's fine. We'll come down Saturday morning because Dad's got his check up on Thursday anyway. What about Amber? What's she doing? She's coming. Her and Simon are coming, so that's great. What a good girl.

I knew she'd come. What did you say there? Did you say what I think say there? I said... Did you say what I think you said? I said how good. What? I said how good that she's coming. Yeah.

Yeah, no, it's really good. I'm just... Look, no presents. Just as long as you guys are there, that's all that matters. All right, cool. Well, I'm excited. I'll talk to you in the next couple of. Alright, cool. Well, I'm excited. I'll talk to you in the next couple of days

and just confirm with you what I'm doing. I just miss you so much, Rana. I miss you too. Alright, I love you. Alright. I love you. Have a great show. Alright, catch a... What? Zinni's Brie and Clint.

How about the story during the rounds today about the dream job for cat lovers? I heard this advert got thousands of people apply. Thousands. Tens of thousands already. There's so many good things about it. So cat people, listen up, because you may want to apply for this,

but you need to know all the details. So it's a position that's been listed on Facebook. You get to live on a Greek island. The island is called Syros. When you think of a Greek island, this is what you think of. It's very Mamma Mia. I mean, you know,

some of the cast from Mamma Mia might be there. Cher drops in every now and then. Hell yes! Sign me up! Helen Mirren is probably there. I don't know who the cast of Mamma Mia is. I was going to say, she's not in it. What? Is she not?

No. Who's the lady? The chick from Devil Wears Prada. Why have I had a mind blank? Which one is she? And I'm obsessed with her. Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep.

Oh, she is a piece of heaven. Yeah, where Meryl Streep goes, Helen Mirren is close behind. If I know anything about rom-coms. So this job, sorry, back to the job at hand. You're on Syros, the little Greek island. So you get to live there. You get to live there for free. Better than that, you get paid to live there.

And your job is to look after 55 cats. This is a simulation of what your life would be like. Actually, not enough cats, actually. More cats. More cats, please. Oh, that's a kitten. It's a kitten. Still could be more.

Oh, this is a party. There you go. This is an effective simulation of what life with 55 cats is like. So they reckon in this job, they reckon you'll work four hours a day looking after the cats. That's pretty good. It's like a cat sanctuary. They take in strays and nurse them back to health and that kind of thing. It's actually the nicest story ever.

The couple that started it started to take in all the strays from around the island because there was a lot of them and over time they've just gathered all these cats that they look after. That cat just went through a wind chime. There's something else playing.

No cats, I don't know where that came from. Yeah, so they reckon four hours work a day. You get free accommodation and free food and power and stuff. And you get some money. They said you get some money, not much. They're very quick to stipulate. Your remuneration will reflect the fact that you live on a Greek island for free. If I know your wife, Lucy, and you, this is your perfect dream job.

No, Lucy, not me. You love cats, though. I do love cats. I love our cats. We have two cats. Two cats is plenty. As someone who has woken up periodically every 15 minutes last night from 4 a.m. just from a cat who doesn't want to go out, doesn't want to go to the toilet,

doesn't want any food, just wants attention. I can't handle the two cats that I've got. I can't. Is that your cat calling? Oh, she just is non-stop. Is that Ziggy or Bowie? No, it's not the cat's calling.

So the job's not for me. I couldn't hack it. You couldn't handle it? No, two is plenty. How many cats do you think is too many cats living in one place before you go, oh, that's a weird cat house? I think it's, oh, I mean, I love animals,

but I think if I rocked up to a house and there was more than three. More than three. More than three. Like living in my household growing up, we had three. One, adorable. Two, fun, party. Three, kooky. Four. Like why is there four? And what does that smell? I'll tell you what it party. Three, kooky. Four, hmm. Like why

is there four? And what does that smell? I'll tell you what it is, it's cat piss. Because you've got so many of them on the go that you just can't keep track of where they're going. It's hard to deal with. I wonder in light of this job, which by the way it's been shared

24,000 times so if you want it I think it'd be quite hard to get it now. But maybe you have a glowing cat CV and you're up for it. I wonder if we can find the best candidate for this job? The best candidate for the job who lives in New Zealand. 0800 dial ZM 9696. Do you think

you own the most cats in a household? Yes, that's the criteria. We're looking plus three, okay? You need to have more than three. Three plus. Cat lovers start calling now. 0800 dial ZM. Cat people are the best too.

Can't wait to talk to you. We're just talking about this job advert on Facebook that is going absolutely nuts. It's a dream job for some people. You get to live on a Greek island for free. You also get a car. You get your bills paid for. And you get to look after 55 cats.

Can I apologise to all the dog owners who have text us saying this is driving their pooch insane. In fact, we'll take it off. We won't play it. So we're asking the question. We're trying to find an eligible candidate, right? Yeah, who would be the best eligible candidate? People who own a lot of cats.

That's it. We're trying to find a cat person. We said more than three. You're in the territory we want. Someone has sent through a really good rule of thumb. Okay. They said if there's more cats than people, it's going to be crazy times, mates.

Right. So it's one cat per person. Which makes a lot of sense. Although if it's a flat of than people, it's going to be crazy times, mates. Right, so it's one cat per person. Which makes a lot of sense. Although, if it's a flat of six people, can you have six cats? I don't know. Someone has texted and said too, I just moved in with my mother-in-law and her six cats and six dogs. Whoa! It's a mad

house. I hate five out of six of the cats, but I am in doggy heaven. How do they hate five out of the six? I wonder what's the one cat doing? Nicole, how many cats you got? I have five. Five cats? How many people in the

household? Well, at one point there was five people in the house and seven cats, but we've dropped down to three people and five cats. Are they all your cats? Yes, but they're at my parents' house, so I don't live with them anymore, but they live with my parents. I'm going to use a term here,

and you tell me whether it's offensive or endearing, okay? Mm-hmm. Crazy cat lady. Oh, no, I pride myself on that. You love it? Yes, Nicole. You own it, Nicole. You own it.

Okay. Mary, how many cats? I have six cats, and there's only three of us, my husband and my six-year-old. What's that like living with six cats? They outnumber you. Yeah. I wear earplugs at night. Yeah, that's a good option.

I've got two and am struggling to pay the cat food bill. How much do you think you're paying on cat food a month? It's hard to say because we buy in bulk a lot of the time and I get like a discount on where I get it from Right, just a big old jumbo scooper cat biscuits, and the best thing to do when you've got six cats, just toss the biscuits around the house

the cats will find them. It's a game It'll be fun Robert, welcome to the show A cat man He's a cat man He's a cat man. He's a cat man. How many cats, Rob? I've got a dozen or so.

Pardon me. You've got a dozen or so. You have so many cats that you have to guesstimate the number. Well, you know, you get a litter and then you keep one and you give it away. You know, you give them away and then before you know it, you're feeding some and some are disappearing and some are coming back and then you've got more cats and before you know it, we live next door to a takeaway,

Chinese takeaways. Oh, they might be bloody. No, no, no, no. All right, Robert. But listen to him. He has no idea where his cats are. Do they all have names? Well, Tinkerbell and all that sort of stuff.

That's my wife's child, not mine. Listen to him. He's literally drowning in... No, I'm not going to say that. Clinton Roberts. We've already went downhill, and then you just took it all the way down. Robert, do you want to live on an island with 55 cats,

or is that your idea of hell on earth? I think I don't think I could live there to be honest. I think I'd have to put them on a spit and roast them. No! Here we are. How did we get here? How did we get Robert on the radio?

Can you imagine his house? It'd be a big sand pit. ZDM's Brinkland. Are you across the new photo challenge, the new naked photo challenge in New Zealand, the Kurt Baker? I did see obviously that picture of the rugby sevens. Yes. But I didn't know that it had turned into a challenge.

So it's becoming a challenge very quickly and I'm going to say it's going to go global. So it's like the new Kiki, do you love me? Kind of. But people get naked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to be in a sports team and you've got to win something to be authentic.

Although you could just do it with your mates on the weekend. So it comes from Kurt Baker, who they won the Rugby Sevens World Championships. And then in the changing rooms, all the boys are still in their kit having beers. And then Kurt is on the shoulders of one of the players holding the trophy, but he is completely naked. But the guy's head and neck is hiding the genitalia.

So let's just say, who was the guy that had him on his shoulders? I don't know his name. Well, he had the worst job, didn't he? The guy's just played a game of rugby, and then he's gotten naked. That's the last place you want to sit. He's got the maiden two veg pressed firmly into the back of his neck. The franks and the beans. So it's doing the rounds at the moment, particularly because I think a lot of club teams are wrapping

up their season, netball teams, rugby teams, that kind of thing. On the weekend, we saw New Zealand's first reverse Kurt Baker, which is where the whole team was naked and the man on the shoulders still had the clothes on. Right. So in that situation... I was picturing... Oh, no, you were thinking... I was picturing...

And instead of sitting on his shoulders the normal way, he was reversed, Kanga. Yeah, no, no, not that. Thank God. No, no, no. This one's actually more hygienic because there's actually no contact going on whatsoever. Everyone is naked in their own area

and the man on the shoulders still has his stuff on. This is the one that's just come out overnight. So yesterday the ANZ Netball Championship finished. I saw this. The Southern Steel took out the win. And I think this is the first female Kurt Baker that we've seen in New Zealand. I haven't seen this yet.

I've got it for you. So it's the girls. I love that the girls seen in New Zealand. I haven't seen this yet. I've got it for you. So it's the girls. I love that the girls are getting on board. Wendy Frew is their captain and she's retiring. So this is her last hoorah. And let me guess, it's a big hoorah. She's done it and they've used net balls to cover the boobies. There you go.

That's the Southern Steel's Kurt Baker. That's amazing. What jumps out at you first in that? I mean, they're very, very lush net balls. Yep. Very good. Yep. What jumps out at me?

Look lower. Lower? I'm confused She's kept the underpants on Oh right Right She's got like shorts on Yeah she's kept her sports shorts on

So technically I love the picture And I think it's great And it's going viral But technically It's not quite the full Kurt Baker is it No she hasn't gone the full But can you

Can you Kitten caboodle Can you do the full Kurt Baker Should we recreate it And I old jump up on your shoulders? I'm just thinking logistically, with a ladies team, after a full game of netball. Why are you steering away from me getting up onto your shoulders? Because, because.

Yeah, I'll get my kid up right now. Because with the men's one, you can put the stuff to the side or up. With the ladies one, it's very much more like. Mate, there's nothing to put to the side. It's like streamlined. If you want to see it, New Zealand's first female Kurt Baker, I recommend going to the Southern Steel Instagram

How... Can I say she pivot step pivoted that. It's too hard to sleep. If you need. If you need, mate. She's on the floor, nothing on me. I'm open. Zedian's brain clenched. On the weekend I saw you on Saturday night because we went to Celine Dion. How good was Celine Dion?

It was amazing. She was great. Yeah. But before that, I'd actually had a bit of day drinking where I went out for a friend's birthday, Caitlin, who works here, producer Caitlin. Yeah. We went to a few wineries and we had a couple of wines

and we were walking back through the city and I told you the story when I got to Celine Dion. I said, mate, I got recognised. Yeah. And you were like, oh, cool. I said, boy, it's a big deal. Yeah. You just moved here from Australia.

We're doing this hot shot radio show. And you were saying this is the first time you've been recognised since you got here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a big deal, mate. I know. It's a big deal, right?

And we're walking through the city, walking past a bar, and I hear this, oh, Brie from ZM! And I turn around and it's this guy sitting at the table probably like 80 metres back. Like it was a long way away. And I was like, how did he even recognise me? That is the most Kiwi way to get recognised. Literally.

Because that's stage one and then next one you'll get is, you suck! I was waiting for that. Yeah, yeah. But it didn't come. This guy was like, and I turned around and I was like, hey! And he goes, where's Clint? And I was like, do people realise we're not joined at the hip,

although I was walking on my way to come see you. Yeah, you were coming to see me. Yeah, you've got to play along. You've got to go, I just left him at home sleeping. Literally. He had a big lunch. He had one more thing to say to me after that and I said, oh, I don't know. I don't know where he is.

And then as I was getting further and further away, he yells out, I love your shit. See, there's another food mashup combo thing. You know, that's the thing to do at the moment. Kind of like the garlic chip. Kind of like garlic chip. Garlic bread chip, sorry. Yes.

And this one from the same country, the country that also bought you Marmite ice cream. No, Vegemite ice cream. Australia. Now, for your eating pleasure, you can have Cadbury chocolate with CC corn chips inside it. Don't hate it. You don't hate it?

I like the salty sweet option. It is tearing the country apart because some people are very pro Because some people are very pro And some people are very anti Right They've also done a sea salt kettle chip chocolate I heard it's tearing the country apart Nearly as bad as the gay marriage debate

Almost Nearly, close Almost It's not coming to New Zealand Oh, why? So, it's just an Australian thing I'd be keen to try it. It's just Cadbury chocolate though with corn chips

in it. Like CC corn chips. You know in America, this is like a massive thing. When I lived there for a couple of years, they have everything salty sweet. So there's actual chocolate bars that pride themselves on being salty sweet. Yeah. Oh, I like salted caramel. Yeah, see salted caramel's a salty

sweet thing. What I thought is this afternoon, we could do like a, kind of like a ready-made version of it and try it out and see if it's any good. Oh, like make our own? Yeah, make our own. So what I've got is I've got a Cadbury chocolate bar for you. Yes, please. That is the chocolate they're using, so you can get that open. I need you to only use one square at a time

please, okay? Because we have a lot of flavours to get through. Okay, so what's the flavour there actually? First one is corn chips and Cadbury chocolate. Right. Now, I couldn't get any CCs, but I do have Doritos. I love Doritos. So, into your mouth can go one Dorito and

one piece of Cadbury chocolate at the exact same time. This is the best day at work ever. I need more chip. Need more chip to chocolate ratio. I actually quite like that. It's good. I love chocolate.

Yum! Okay, you ready for another flavour? Amazing. A quick palate cleanser for you. Put your can of Sprite. Oh, thanks. Just wash the taste out of your mouth and we'll go on to the next one. So far, because that's the flavour they've made, very good.

Very good. The next flavour they're doing is a kettle chip sea salt flavour, and I have the actual version here. So we need a kettle chip and another square of Cadbury chocolate into the mouth, okay, when you're ready. I'm just cleansing my palate. All right, we'll catch up. Okay.

Okay. This is like that thing with ASMR or whatever the food microphone thing is. Again, that is very good. Yum! Very good. What do you like better? The corn chip with the chocolate? I like the corn chip.

Me too! I thought we could make our own flavours today too. So quickly chew that down. Yeah, I feel like it's going to go south here. How about a grain wave? How about grain wave and chocolate? I don't know about grain wave. What flavour grain wave is it?

Sour cream and chives. Okay, here we go. I'm putting it in. I mean, still good. Grain waves. Still don't hate it. Grain waves, very good. Chocolate, also very good. Don't hate it.

Still good. I just need a bit more grain wave in there. Kind of reminded me, like, because of the texture of the grain wave, of a pod. Oh, okay, like a Snickers pod. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, last one. This is where it could go astray. Oh, okay. Like a Snickers pod. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, last one. Oh. This is where it could go astray.

Oh, no. I don't know about this. Burgering. How good are burgerings? How good are burgerings, but how good are they with Cadbury chocolate? Okay, here we go.

Here we go. Cadbury chocolate and burgering into the mouth. I don't hate it. I don't hate it I don't hate it at all Tastes like a A deliciously sweet burger

It tastes like the best table At any party you've ever been to The table where all the snacks are I just need to undo my pants Because I'm getting full I've got a Pringles too But I don't think there's any Room left in my stomach I actually Oh I'm getting full. I've got us Pringles too but I don't think there's any room left in my

stomach. I actually, oh I'm just going to have, is there any more corn chips? Yeah there's more corn chips. Mate, help yourself.

I think they've nailed it. I actually think, are our taste buds off? I don't know. Have you listened to Kebri Corporation

I love that on the breeze. They'd probably be tasting wines. Not here. We're eating chips and chocolate together. They'd probably be tasting wines. Not here. We're eating chips and chocolate together. As many flavours as we can.