ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 14th 2018

Episode Date: August 14, 2018

When did you get a bloody nose?Is this making you fat?Pap SmearBirthday Banger!We have an interventionWhat app are you addicted to?F45Insta Fame Game!Bree is in Woman’s DayHow much are people ‘doin it’?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How fancy are we with our new fancy thing? Afternoon, mate. Good afternoon. And good afternoon to your pimple. Oh. Which? Okay. Which one?

Are you talking about the nose one or the eyelid one? I can't see the eyelid one. Oh, good. But the nose one. Don't you hate it when they're in the crevice? Yeah, and it's a white one too. Yeah. Are you the kind of person who likes to get in there

and squeeze them for other people? Should I squeeze yours later in the show? No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think that's prime radio content. Lock it in, producers. At 4.30, I will squeeze Clinton Roberts' pimple. Do you know how jealous my wife would be if she found out I gave a pimple to another woman? That would be grounds for divorce.

She's like, when we got married, you told me those were my pimples. Mate, Dr. Pimple Popper, she's worth nearly $10 million. Yeah. We could get on that train. If you want to see a video of me popping Clinton Roberts' pimple, text us now, 9696, with yes or no. I was going to say, can you also text us if it's no? Because otherwise we'll just get all these grotesque people who are like, yeah, yeah, show me the pass.

And other people who don't want it. I'd do it. Where was our chance to vote? I'd do it for the people. Five o'clock today, we're going to try and give away 50 grand in the secret sound. If you know what it is, I want you to get practicing dialing 0800 dial ZM. Don't do it yet.

Don't do it. Okay, you do it at 5 o'clock and we'll see if we can give you 50 grand. There's 16 days left to take it off SoundKeeper, Annabelle. Also, by the way, if you want to get on Friday Jams and you're a Vodafone customer, today is your day. Your pre-sale is on right now for Friday Jams Live featuring Usher and Genuine and T-Pain and Lil Jon and everybody. And everyone else.

And tomorrow, the pre-sale for Frontier Touring members starts. So you can go and sign up for Frontier Touring now and become a member. I was just about to say, if you're not a member, do it right now so you can jump on board tomorrow. Up next, though. Yeah. We're going to talk about a marathon runner who won despite being put in a very awkward situation during the race.

Bloody awkward. Yeah, it was very... That joke will make sense in three minutes. Something you've never seen before during a marathon. Bree and Clint. ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. You, Clint, have you ever ran a marathon?

No, never. Never run a half marathon. Never run a 5K fun run. Yeah, neither. And I'd half marathon. Never on a 5K fun run. Yeah, neither. And I'd say I'm not built for it. I'm a talker, not a walker or a runner. Well, they say if you have a body, you have a runner's body. Yeah, no, definitely not me.

But a story caught my attention yesterday, and it was at the European Marathon Championships in Berlin. And anyone that can run a marathon, I applaud them. Amazing. So hard to do. Harder mentally, I think, than physically. It's from someone who hasn't done either. No, I'd say as well.

I reckon both just as difficult. When I start running, my brain just goes, hey, you should stop. Literally, as I start. 42 kilometres these ladies were running in Berlin yesterday. And the runner that won, her name is Volha Mazurinac and she's a Belarusian and she was faced with a bigger obstacle than the 42Ks when she got a horrific nosebleed right at the start of the race.

We've grabbed some of the commentary as she gets the nosebleed. Take a listen. Mazurinac on the right. But what has happened there? Look at her face. Is that a nosebleed? That is utterly bizarre. She's got to clean that up, surely.

I mean, she looks like somebody's thrown some red paint in her face, but it has to be nothing but a nosebleed, I'm sure. Mazurinak of Belarus. Two shocking nosebleeds in the opening half, yet she still has it to take the title. She looks so bad. She looks like she's been chowing down on raw human flesh. Oh, it looks like she's a zombie and there's just blood covering her entire face.

She looks like a vampire with bad table manners. She went on to win. I can't believe that she went on to win the race. I can't believe there's so much blood coming out of her nose that I'm surprised she was allowed to keep running because something about your heart rate and your fatigue and whether you'd pass out from loss of blood, surely there would have been doctors watching going,

okay, there's going to come a point where we have to pull her from the race. But they let her keep going. They let her keep going and apparently she's grabbed tissues out of the crowd from someone and just shoved them up her nose to block it. That would affect your breathing routine too. Yeah, unbelievable.

Because running a marathon is all about controlling your breathing. How are you meant to do that through nostrils of blood? I don't know how she did it, but she went on to win the race, won the gold medal whilst having two horrific nosebleeds.

That's impressive. As someone who suffered a lot of blood noses as a child, and I mean a lot, between the ages of 12 and 14, I had a severe growth spurt which caused me to have, this might be too much information, a blood nose a day. Oh, that's so, I find, I don't know why this is. You can't do anything. I don't know why this is, but I find them really awkward

when someone gets one. Yeah. And it's not their fault. No, it's not their fault. And I don't know why I find it so awkward for that person. Is it because there's blood leaking from their head? Maybe. Or is it the number of tissues required?

Oh, it's just an awkward situation. I feel so bad for someone who gets a blood nose. Or because it looks like a face period. Just shove a tampon straight up the nose. Oh, trust me, I was tempted. I've never had one. You've never had a blood nose? I've never had a blood nose.

Oh, you're lucky. Count yourself lucky. They're horrible. They're just awful. Yeah, no, I don't want one. Because blood runs down the back of your throat and there's nothing you can do. Yeah. We wanted to ask this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,

when was the awkward moment you got a blood nose? Yeah, somewhere in a, like a marathon. Maybe, maybe you ran a marathon and got one. Just real unfortunate time for your face to start leaking red liquid. Maybe it was when you were swimming, like when you're in the pool. Maybe it was your wedding. Maybe you're standing at the altar and they're like, oh, he's going for a tissue, he's crying, he's crying.

Oh no, he's got a blood nose. And there's other things you could be doing in your everyday life, maybe at night time in the bedroom. We want to hear from you. 0800 DALZATM, when did you awkwardly get a blood nose? Or you can text us on 9696. ZDM's brilliant clip. I cannot even deal with some of the texts that are coming in.

So funny. We're talking about this marathon runner over in Berlin who she was in this massive marathon and got a blood nose mid-race. Televised marathon. Televised. Like it's a big championship. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was the favourite to win.

Mid-race gets this horrific bleeding nose and just continues on running. Deals with it. Yeah. Picture the blood not just coming down her nose but smeared all around her mouth, up her cheeks to her ears. It's like she's wearing like a mask but it's full blood. It's literally just so bad. Anyway, she went on to win the race.

Well done. Continued on. Nice work. Good work. Some of the texts that are coming through. Get that woman some electrolytes, stat. I can't even deal. We're asking when did you get a blood nose at an awkward moment,

like a marathon? Not the ideal moment to get a blood nose. There was one person that wrote in and said, when I was six, I got a blood nose when I was at a singing comp at a rest home. And then they fainted and all of the people at the rest home got very distraught. But if anyone's going to be sympathetic and caring,

it's going to be people at a rest home, right? That's true. And if anyone's going to have a tissue stuffed down their bra, it's going to be ladies at a rest home. Or in your sleeve. In your sleeve. Get out the sleeve, Margaret. Don't worry, we're all very easy bleeders in here.

Well, you know, because they've got thin skin. Right, right. Yeah, I get it. You know when you get to that age and you just walk past a cupboard and you're like, okay, tore all the skin on my forearm off. I don't want to get to the age where when I fall over, I don't want

to get to the age, because you know you're old when you fall over and instead of just falling over, you've had a fall. You've had a fall. You know, where you're like, oh, Bree's had a fall. Yeah, like it's an event. No, I just fell over. That was the year Bree had a fall.

And we had to install a ramp. Oh, God. Yeah, okay. Awkward blood noses. Where did you have one, Lucy? Yeah, I sure do. So I was presenting a final speech at graduation for year 13. I was like head prefect in front of the whole school, in front of all the parents,

everybody, and I had a stress-induced blood nose. I mean, it was pretty common, but literally it was dribbling down my face before I noticed it was like in my mouth and everyone was like looking in horror and I was about to pass out. And how did you deal with it? Did you just soldier on? I just got

the end of my jumper sleeve and wiped it across. Oh yeah, the show must go on. Well done, Lucy. And that's why she was head prefect. Exactly. Trace, where did you get your awkward blood nose? Okay, so I used to be a flight attendant. We had all the passengers on board.

They were seated. We started the safety video. I'm standing up in front of all these people, and my nose started bleeding. Oh, no. Oh, no. You had a facial evacuation mid-flight. Yeah.

Oh, God. What did you do? Yeah, how did you stop it? Did you find it really awkward that you had a blood nose? I find it so awkward. Yeah, yeah. It was pretty awkward, especially standing in front of all these people you didn't know. And you're supposed to be looking all

professional in your uniform. I was trying not to get it on my shirt. Not amazing. In the meantime, the awkward safety video is playing with Richard Simmons on it and everything. Kaylee, where did you get your awkward blood nose? I had just started seeing a new boyfriend. Oh, no.

And things were, you know, getting a little bit heated. And he asked me to go on top, and I kind of reluctantly agreed. You know, it was a little bit of a, not an argument. Kayleigh, can we just keep the rest of the details slightly PG, please? I mean, loving it, loving it, loving it, but just picturing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, i agreed to do that and within about three seconds um my nose started bleeding and it's all over all of us

kaylee don't don't feel bad because we are getting a lot of intimacy based blood nose stories there's a girl who's texas who said her boyfriend got them. His were heat-induced. Every time he got too hot, overheated, he would get one. So anytime they would, you know, get down to business, obviously— They would just lay a towel down. The body temperature would go up. Oh, my gosh. What do you do, eh? Tie a scarf around your face or something?

Not a bad idea. Or back to what we're saying. Just go into battle with tampons up your nose, I guess. Yes. Yeah. Tampons are very absorbent. It's what they're made for. It's great.

But no one wants to put them in there. Okay, thank you, Kayleigh, for that very graphic story. And finally, Shelley. Shelley. Shelley. Shelley. Hello. Hello.

When did you get an awkward blood nose? My wedding day. Oh. And what happened? I was just walking down the aisle and it just started bleeding everywhere, all over my dress and my brother. Here comes the bride, all covered in blood. Shelley, how many red wedding jokes have you had to suffer since your wedding day?

Oh, about half a dozen. Let's do one more, shall we? Yeah. Just one more for you, Shell. Was this your first dance? Oh, too good. And they also drank red wine at the reception. A new study out, and gosh, do we love a study on this show.

Oh, we love a study. This one, a new reason for why you could be putting on weight. I need this right now. Because I know the reason. Food goes in, no exercise goes out. Food goes in. Well, this might not be for you then. If you've narrowed yours down so specifically,

maybe this won't help you Yeah, I know what it is It's Uber Eats This might give you a better excuse though Like if you're gaining weight and you don't know why Or if you can't lose weight Even if you're doing the exercise bit and you can't lose weight Here's a brand new excuse for you

They're pregnant? No The US National Sleep Foundation has said The reason you may be gaining weight is because you're not getting enough sleep. I don't get enough sleep. So they have said that adults need between seven and nine hours of sleep, although it's different for everybody.

This bit blew my mind. That's a lot. No, some people require 11 hours sleep a night. 11? 11. You'd have to go to sleep. say you go to sleep at 9, then what time are you waking up? 8. Oh, that is a long time. Can I say it was very simple maths that you could have done by yourself. Mate, I didn't even pass maths A. Here is why, here is why a lack of sleep, they

say, the US National Sleep Foundation review are saying that your bad sleep could be causing you to gain weight. Why? A lack of sleep. There's three reasons. A lack of sleep can disrupt hormone balance, affecting your drive to eat. So apparently there are hormones within you that tell you that you're full

and hormones that tell you it's time to eat. And if you sleep wrong, they get out of balance. So all the eat ones are like, eat now, man. Go on, eat. I knew it was a hormone imbalance for me. Second one, stress. Yes. So if you're not sleeping properly, you're stressed.

And that can affect your insulin. And when your insulin is out of balance, your insulin sensitivity, you store more fat because your body goes, got to store the fat, got to store the fat. So that could be it, stress because of bad sleeping. The last one is the most tedious one of all. Here we go. So they said the third reason that a lack of sleep affects

your weight gain is because a tired brain is more susceptible to bad decisions. So if you're tired, you're more likely to go, oh, one more bit of cake. Yeah, that'll be fine. Or oh, I'll add some more sugar to this. Or, this is

the one they've said, I probably shouldn't go to the gym today. Probably should just go home and rest. I'll go to the gym tomorrow. I just think it's because the longer you're awake, the more time I can say, more time to eat. So next time you go to put on your jeans and you go,

oh no, I've put on weight. Take it back. Don't say that to yourself. Just go, i'm tired probably should have a nap zinnias brinkley i was chatting to one of my friends over the weekend and she was telling me about this story not great she went to get um a pap smear done she was due why do you say it like that oh because it's i mean people get weird about it the natural thing isn't it's a natural thing, isn't it? It's a natural thing, to be honest. I hate having to get one. Of course you hate having to get one. It's a horrible time.

Correct me if I'm wrong, all ladies have to have one. All ladies have to have one. It's a normal medical procedure. It's very important to go get one and regularly. This might be the most awkward one of those ever. So she's gone in. She's a mother. She's ever. Okay. So she's gone in. She's a mother.

She's got three kids. So she's taking care of all the kids at home, playing arts and crafts and all that. And she's gone in to get a pap smear. And she has a lady doctor that she's been going to her whole life. So they've got a good relationship. And she's there and she's getting the test done. And the doctor says a really weird comment during the test.

She says to her, oh, you've really dressed up. And my friend thinks it's obviously to do with the outfit that she's wearing or she had a hoop earring in or something. Weird comment for a doctor to make. Weird comment and it was during, like during the test. Like aren't they meant to just like be very, very sterile, I mean, in reaction and everything. Like nothing's meant to sway the doctor.

You don't want to make an impression. I think they're quite good friends. Like they're actually friends. Oh, right. Other than at the doctor's surgery as well. Sure. So they kind of have a relationship. Okay, cool, cool.

Kind of makes this comment where, oh, you've dressed up. It has a little giggle. And my friend kind of had no relationship. Kind of makes this comment where, oh, you've dressed up. Has a little giggle. And my friend kind of had no idea what she was talking about. Anyway, she gets home that night and she goes to have a shower. And as she's kind of looked down in that area, she's realised that there was just glitter everywhere. What, down there? Down there. glitter everywhere. What, down there? Down there.

Just everywhere. It's then she's had this. Just for those who don't know, glitter isn't involved in a pep scene, right? No, no, no. Okay. No, it's not a normal thing. The doctor hasn't left it there, is what I'm saying.

No, the doctor wouldn't have had glitter down there. The doctor wasn't a part-time clown or cake decorator as well or anything, were they? She just gets a glitter cannon out and you're done. Celebration. And my friend said to me, she's like, it was that point. Let off a glitter cannon. Not recommended medical practice.

No. See you in the next two years, glitter cannon. That completes your trip to the party, gynecologist. No, not that. Good business idea. My friend said to me she realised that at that point her kids had been using her face flannel and her shower flannel, all of her flannels, to do and make slime.

They're a big slime family. And if mums are listening right now, I've heard a couple of my mates. No, no, no, yeah. So they've used these face and body and whatever flannels that they've got in their house. That slime stuff is massive at the moment. It's huge. Everybody's making it.

And I've seen the stuff. It's got glitter inside it. Oh, and she's used that. So then she's used that to wash herself, obviously, before going to the doctors to get a test. She'd given it a quick just as you do before someone invades that area. Oh, no. It gives a whole new meaning to the term you've really dressed up, hasn't it?

Zinni is Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. This is where you tell us your birthday. We put it into the system here and we tell you what song was topping the charts here in New Zealand on your 16th birthday. We did it for your mum's birthday yesterday. We couldn't go that far back.

The chart didn't go back far enough. I felt so bad for her. Me too. On her 60th birthday. We were one year off. We were able to get her a birthday banger from Australia. We could access the Australian charts for her. Me too. On her 60th birthday. We were one year off. We were able to get her a birthday banger from Australia. We could actually see Australian charts for that. So that's fine. Don't let that any 60 plus

people listening to birthday banger. She was happy. Don't let that deter you from participating in the future. Give her a bottle of Pinot Gris and she'll be right. Georgia, hi. Hi Georgia. Hello. What's your birthday? 23rd of October 1993. Shut up. Sorry. Yeah, What's your birthday? 23rd of October, 1993. Shut up.

Sorry. Yeah, it's all right. You were 16, Georgia, in 2008 on the 23rd of October. And on that day, this was top of the charts. We can pop bottles all night. Baby, you can have whatever you like. Oh, TIP. Whatever you like.

You like that? I love that. Yeah, all right. There's a banger. There's gangster. That is a banger, Georgia. I like that one. How can a TIP be for Friday Jams?

Well, there is that artist. There's one more artist still to be announced. That Ross Boss isn't telling anyone. We'll find out who that is soon, hopefully. Next for birthday banger, welcome to the show, Kyra. Hi, Kyra. Hi. What's your birthday?

1st of the 2nd, 86. Okay, Kyra, you were 16 in 2002 on the 5th of February, and your birthday banger is this. Original pink. Does that bring back memories for you? It's a real banger. Yeah. That's a bit of a classic.

It's a classic. Are you going to see her when she comes to NZ? I wasn't really thinking about it until today. I would love to go, though. Yeah, me too. Good luck with birthday banger finally, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nikki.

Hi. What's your birthday? 30-11-87. Okay, Nikki, you were 16 in 2003 on the 30th of November, and top of the charts back in 2003 was this. How's that? Yesterday, we played Stan Walker's Australian Idol winning song, and today, it's the original Australian Idol,

Guy Sebastian's winning song. Angels brought us here. What does that do for you, Nikki? Yeah, not much. All right, okay. It's not Guy Sebastian's best song. It's no battle scars. It's when you hit an Afro as well.

Okay. T.I.? Pink? Or Guy Sebastian? What's your vote? I'm feeling some T.I. You're feeling T.I.? You can have whatever you love.

Pink's here in a couple of weeks. She is. That's not my favourite Pink song though. She's doing six shows in the country. Are you feeling Pink? Vote for it. Nah, I'm down with T.I. Hey, Jim. You know the old

sugar dad. Hey, Georgia, we're playing your birthday banger. Nice. Congratulations. Four minutes of secret sound. ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's the winner of birthday banger

from T.I. Whatever You Like.I. Whatever you like 2008 Um I called him T.I.P. Before And Ben our producer Goes why'd you call him that

I was like That's his gangster name I just googled it That's his original name T.I.P. That's his real name Well it's his original Rap name

T.P. Do you know No T.I.P. Stands for T.I.P. Oh Stands for Um

Oh Oh I just Stands for... TIP. Stands for... Oh. Oh, I just... Stands for 10-inch player. Hey, Jill. You know the old sugar dad. He be tricking me to have him go. That's a very small basketball player. Yeah, right?

I thought so too. He's not a tall man though. Zidian's brilliant, Clint. On this show, we like to help people and my flatmate Annabelle is someone I've told to come into the studio today because I told her, Clint, that we were talking about Tinder and we needed someone to talk about Tinder.

That's not what we're doing, Annabelle. Okay. All right. Hi, Annabelle, by the way. Hi. This afternoon, Annabelle. I'd like to say you're in a safe place. I don't think I am.

No. I don't feel very safe. And, you know, this is something that is sprung on people a lot of the time and that something is an intervention. Annabelle, welcome to your intervention. Oh, my God. Welcome. It's a safe place in here.

We're all friends. We've actually brought in some help. It's a therapist, an intervention specialist. Oh, my God, I know what you're talking about. If we just want to bring that person through. Oh, my God. Hello, Annabelle. Hi, how are you?

Hi, therapist. What's your name? My name's Meredith. I will be the intervention specialist this afternoon. I took my course at Polytech and I will be running the specialist this afternoon. I took my course at Polytech and I will be running the intervention this afternoon. Meredith, can I help with maybe like setting the scene a little bit for you? Clint, we spoke about before Annabelle came into the room,

setting the mood to make it more inviting. Relaxing. And relaxing. You know, just so you can open up, be truly vulnerable. Meredith, is this appropriate? I think that's great. Great. Annabelle, as an intervention specialist...

You're doing great, Meredith, by the way. Thank you, Bree, that's great. Some of your friends have come forward and they've voiced their concerns about something that's happening in your life. And we're all here now, so you can come to terms with that something. Now, do you know why you're here?

I have an idea, Brie. This isn't Brie. I mean Dr Meredith. My name's Meredith. Intervention specialist. Polytech PhD. Okay. I have my certificate here if you want to see it. I'd Meredith. Intervention specialist. Polytech PhD. I've had my certificate here if you want to see it. I'd love to, thank you. Maybe later

on. Why do you think you've been brought in to the intervention room this afternoon? In my spare time I like to harvest crops and grow cotton on my app. Township.

Yes, so friends here at the Bree and Clint show, Bree and Clint have told me that you've been spending a lot of time on an app called Township. Now, this app is where you literally play a game and I've discussed this with Clinton and Bree and it's a big problem in society today of people spending a lot of time on make-believe farms. Very much like Farmville, isn't it, Annabelle? Would you say it's similar? Look, I've never played Farmville, but I could

say that it would be similar. I don't think you've got the personality for it. We've been told of a few circumstances where this game has been taking over your life. You've cancelled on a date recently because you wanted to stay home and play Township. Is that correct? Yes, it is. You cancelled a real date with a real man. To play a fake game.

Bree, did you express to me this happened recently? Yeah, so Meredith, Annabelle actually was talking about this date. She was super excited and then I came home and she was at home and all of a sudden she was playing this app. It was really strange. She was playing this game. I said, didn't you have a date tonight? And she said, yeah, cancelled because I needed to,

my crops needed to be watered at a certain time that would be during the date. So she needed to cancel it. How much time do you think you're spending on there? Look, I wake up, do a little wee harvest, all my crops that have grown overnight, that I don't touch it while I'm at work. And then I go home and... You don't touch it while you're at work. What a lie.

No, it's true. I promise. This is now affecting your life and you cancelled on a friend last night and said that you were sick i saw you last night actually i mean no that was me meredith you're really starting to get confused aren't you i saw her she uh cancelled on a friend said that she was sick and she was playing the app right so this afternoon i think you need to come to terms with your addiction to the app, Township, and you need to admit to the New Zealand people that you have a problem. Can I, could you unlock your phone for us?

I want to have a look and see how many hours. I'm just going to go into the settings and see how many hours a day you're spending on this app. That's a great idea, Clinton. How do you do that? And it puts it into perspective. You just unlock it for me and I'll do the rest. I don't know that I feel safe about that. Okay.

We might find some other addictions that Annabelle could be struggling with. Okay, Township is... I just want you to gather your thoughts. Gather your thoughts. Your most used app. And, oh my God. You're spending six and a half hours a day playing Township. I'd believe that.

Oh my God, this is a real issue. What? Oh my God. Six and a half hours. In the evenings. In the evenings. All I want to do. I just let it sit there and roll over so that my crops can grow.

This intervention. Oh my God. Is about you. And we just want you to admit right now on the radio, I have a problem. Look, hearing that I have spent six and a half hours on it, I'm willing to admit that I have a problem. And Clint, that is the first step. And there we go. Your healing journey has begun. Thank you very much. She was amazing.

I really felt like I was being helped as well. Meredith, she's great. We want to help some other people. Do you think Meredith could help some other people this afternoon? I think Meredith. Are you okay with that? No, yes, I'm okay. I will stick around.

I'll wait $100 at him. Like Bree's housemate, Annabelleelle What app are you addicted to? It's a safe space here at ZM And Bree and Clint And we welcome guests and people to join us In the circle of trust Think about it as free therapy You can only pay hundreds of dollars for this

I've had many weeks of training You just take a break 0800 DALZM Or you can text us too on 9696 with the app that is ruining your life at the moment, overtaking your life. Okay, give us a call. Brie and Clint.

We're just here to help, Clint. Thank you, man. Thank you, Meredith. ZM's Brie and Clint. We are offering people who have app addictions, an unhealthy obsession with a particular app, free counselling, free therapy this afternoon. We're actually very lucky to have our therapist, Meredith, in studio.

Is Meredith still here? Put the glasses on. Yes, hello, Clint. Meredith, I'm available for bookings. Thank you, Meredith. You can head to my website, Meredith, certified by Polytech. Is it the website? Yes.

No.co.nz or anything? Couldn't afford it. Cool. We have people who have addictions ready to speak with you. Just briefly, someone said on the back of Bree's housemate, Yes, Bree.

Bree's still here. Yeah, hi. Great to have both of you. My flatmate, Annabelle. We had an intervention just before because she's got an addiction to Township. Yeah, my flatmate Annabelle. We had an intervention just before because she's got an addiction to Township. Yeah, someone said on the back of that chat, my boyfriend would love this conversation.

I've just recovered from a Farmville addiction. Which is very similar to Township. Very, very similar. So 0800-DALZM, what are you addicted to? Which app? Rebecca, hi. Hi. Hello, Rebecca.

How are you? I'm great, thanks, Meredith. Welcome to New Zealand. Thank you so much. It's great to be here. Now, let's... Is Meredith not from New Zealand? No, she's...

Can you not tell by the accent? Oh. She's... She. I've lived in Hamilton for a while. I practice in Hamilton, but I moved over about 10 years ago. Rebecca, what app are you addicted to?

You should have a lot more money if you work in Hamilton. Trust me, the things I've seen, Rebecca. I can only imagine. You've got to want help, Rebecca. That's the problem. But let's start with you. What is your addiction?

What app are you addicted to? Well, I have two, but I guess, apart from spending thousands of dollars a month on dog clothes on Amazon, I'm also addicted to the Sims Freeplay. Oh, yes, I've heard. I've had a few patients come in. Yeah, I spend hundreds of dollars a month on that too. You're spending real money on this app?

Shoot, yes. What do you get for it? In-game money. In-game money. You realise there's no end to this game. You realise you can't win it, right? Like the more money... I know, I know.

I know. I need to ask something that's a big problem with Sims play. Do you ever put the Sims in a pool and then take away the stairs so they can't get out? You're not actually... Well, yes, I do, but they don't die in this game. You can't kill them off on the Android version. That is a problem.

That is a problem. That's how they get you. Rebecca, I need you to look inside yourself and I need you to look deep down and realise that Sims play

is probably a better place to stay than the real world. So you keep playing that game, girl. Namaste, Rebecca. Good luck with your healing journey. Welcome to the show.

Ricky, what app are you addicted to? You're on with our therapist, Meredith. Afternoon, Ricky. How are you doing? Good show. Ricky, what app are you addicted to? You're on with our therapist, Meredith. Afternoon, Ricky. How are you doing? Good. How are you? How are you feeling?

Yeah, I'm doing good, thanks. And what are you addicted to? What app? What can I help you with this afternoon? I've played an app for a good five years now. It's called Battle Camp. Okay, I'm not familiar. And what do you do on this game? It's sort of like Pokemon based with gaming,

like the guild kind of, I suppose. Right. I think, as I've said to a lot of my patients, there's a time where you need to look at, you know, whether you want to have... ..whether you want to have relations with a woman or you want to play this particular game. Well, I've got a wife and she's not too happy

that I wake up at 12 o'clock and 4 o'clock in the morning to play. Yes, I have heard. Ricky, how would you feel if you lost your wife due to battleground? We've had a few issues, but she's supportive of my addiction. Oh, Ricky, delete the app, mate. Ricky, I will say, how about waking up late at night to do something else? That's my advice to you. Yeah, no.

Go forth, Ricky. No, waking up, I mean to do something with her. We've got you. Namaste, Ricky. Finally, Alice, what app are you addicted to? Pokemon Go. Hang on, Ricky. Finally, Alice, what app are you addicted to? Pokemon Go. Hang on. Who's still playing Pokemon Go?

Everyone? No, not everyone. Alice, all I'll say to you, there's a lot better game that's like Pokemon Go. It's called Kmart Go. It's where you see things on the Kmart Instagram, and then you go out to Kmart and you try and find those items to buy. I hope that helps. I have to give it a go.

How good is Kmart? That sounds like an expensive game. Alice, one more question. How do you feel about that? I don't know. I do really like Coke. Time is up, Alice. That's all I've got time for.

I am paid by the hour. Okay, thank you, Meredith. And to be honest, we've had enough too, so that's fine. Zinni's brain clamp. When was it? A couple of weeks ago. I hope it was a couple of weeks ago about how I've got that F45 membership. Yeah.

And I haven't been in two months. Yeah, the gym membership that you're paying $65 a week. Oh! A week. Stop! $65 a week. Oh! A week. Stop! $65 a week. It's $66. Anyway.

We averaged it out because we worked out how many times you'd been to the gym. And in the month you'd had the membership, you'd been twice, which worked out to $120 per workout. Okay, we get it. And the 45 stands for 45 minutes. So imagine that per minute That's more than a dollar a minute Are you having fun?

Yeah, yeah, a lot of fun Today, mate, I went No, you didn't I finally went back to F45 No, you didn't I don't mean to gym shame you But there's no way you went back I did

Scouts honour Went to F45 this morning Don't think I'm ever going back. Oh, what? Something happened to me. You went today? I went today. Because normally you go to the gym and then during the day you're on like a post-gym high.

The endorphins hit you and you get the rush of good feeling. Yeah, I'm feeling good. And that's when you go after one workout, you go, oh, I better go buy some protein powder because I'm about to get ripped. You were saying after one visit, you're never going again. Yeah, because something happened today that I think is a sign that I'm not meant to be fit. Right.

I think it's a sign I need to realise that I'm someone that needs to just be someone who stays at home and sits on the couch. I can't wait to hear what this is. So, rocked up at F4545 and you've been to the F45 that I go to. There's not much parking. No, that's one of the reasons I don't go there. It's a real, to be honest, it's a great excuse

to just keep driving when you can't find a park. And this morning I thought, no, I'm going to prove Clint wrong and I'm going to go and I ended up parking in a 30 minute park. And I get that it's 45 minute class and 30 minute park. I get it. ended up parking in a 30-minute park. And I get that it's 45-minute class and 30-minute park. I get it. You assume you have a bit of grace, though.

I think they give you 10 minutes grace with car parks or something. A little bit of grace. Anyway, got halfway through the class, and I could see my car from F45, from the actual class. And what do I see? I see my car being towed down the street. No! Oh, that's fantastic. I was

seeing my car as I was in pain doing a deadlift being put on the tow truck and being towed away. So what do you do? Some shuttle runs out to the vehicle to try and get them to let it off the tow truck? Well, I try to, but my legs are so tired. Once they hook it on too, there's no getting it off.

Like you can't go out there and go, oh, sorry, I'll move. Once they've hooked it up, they legally have to take your car or you have to pay kind of thing. Well, that's what they tell you. Anyway, rocked up. So I've done the math, right? Went to the towing place. And you know what?

It's my bad because it actually- How did you get to the towing place? I walked. Good bonus workout. Right? Yeah, it was great after 45 minutes of exercise. Yeah, you got to look at the positives. Yeah.

So I got to the towing place. Yeah, it's $120 ticket because I'm paying for my ticket. And then the towing fee. So I've done the math. If I round the $66 a week being three times, that one session cost me $384. Yeah, you're not going back. Ever. Zedian's Bree and Clint.

Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta Fame Game. Very simple game that you can play along in the car. It's where we try and guess the number of followers celebrities have on Instagram. Because we know you're nothing without followers.

We know in 2018, everybody measures their self-worth in likes. Literally. Or at least your level of celebrity anyway. So we bring Ellie in to run the game. You have the list of celebrities. You can confirm Bree and I have not seen the list, yes? Can confirm, yes. Bree, can you give a score update as to how many games it is to each person?

Oh, I think we've forgotten the scores. Let's move on and let's kick off the game. All right, I think it's 4-2 to me, but that's fine. Nope, we've lost the scores, unfortunately. Unfortunately, we haven't lost the scores and it is 4-2 to Chloe. It's best of three. Ellie, when you're ready, please give us our first celebrity. All right, team.

You've been praising her. That's not the right way of saying. Celine Dion. I'm going to go with that. Celine Dion. Singing her praises, that's what I was going to say. Singing her praises. Yeah.

I only just realised she had Instagram today. I tagged her in something and the host should see it. I didn't know that. I didn't see it. Did you see it? I didn't see it. No, I didn't go and look at her profile. God. Okay. We'll that. Did you see it? I didn't see it. No, I didn't go and look at her profile. God.

Okay. We'll soon find out, won't we? Okay, Celine Dion. Celine Dion. She's so amazing. And hot. She's so hot. In person, like it really comes across how hot she is.

I'm going to go... Nice round number. All right, for Celine Dion, Clint, you've said one million. Correct. Brie, you have also said 1 million. So, Celine Dion has 2.5 million. That's a tie.

That's a tie. No points to anybody. No points. Well done. Alright, your second, Slim. What? Are we actually twins? Are we twins? Do we just become best friends? Do you want to go do karate? Maybe after this.

All right, so zero. So no points. I hope you've got a backup celebrity on there, Ali. Oh, you know it. All right, second celeb, Kourtney Kardashian. Kourtney Kardashian. Which one is... Oh, yeah, yeah.

The oldest one. Yeah, good. Is she the oldest? Yeah. She is the oldest, yep. Is she the Re? Yeah. She is the oldest, yep. Is she the revenge body one? No, that's Khloe. That's Khloe, yeah.

All right, so for Kourtney Kardashian. Kourtney's the one that Kim called the least interesting looking. Yes. That's the one. That was recently. I can't believe she's in there. Kourtney's hot.

They're all hot. Yeah, they are. Kourtney Kardashian. Clint, you've said 80 million. Yeah. Brie, you've said 42 million. Kourtney Kardashian has 66.2 million. I can't do maths, so I don't know.

What did you say, 40 what? 42. Point to me. I need to sort myself out. Oh, dear. I'm so glad I don't have your job, can I just say? Oh, it's so hard. My brain's like, every time.

It's all about confidence, too. As long as I say point to me, people will believe me and we can move on. Yeah, I'm going to have to recalculate. Hang on. No, it's point to me. Ben will figure it out if it's wrong. Ben, can you figure that out? Thank you. If I get this point, I win the game, by the way. Do you?

It's best of three. Oh, it's first of three. Oh, he's even trying to change the rules on you, Bree. Alright, alright. Third right. All right. All right. Third celebrity, second point, Leona Lewis. Oh. I love her.

Do you still? Yeah, still. Um, I don't reckon she's. No, I went too big. For Leona Lewis, Clint, you have said $800,000. Yeah. Oh, she made it big. Bree, you have said $1.2 million.

Leona Lewis has $504,000. Clint gets that point, and you haven't won the game. No, I haven't won the game. Settle down a minute, mate. Very close, though. I can win it here. I know you like to do things quick, but just settle down, all right? This is going to be a down trowel.

All right, next celeb. Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen. You picked some real in the spotlight celebs over here this week. Is he in the news for something? Maybe, maybe I just got an entertainment section of the Herald. Oh, I've gone too low. I know I've gone too low.

Oh, no. All right, for Charlie Sheen. Clint, you've said $180,000. Brie, you have said, is that $900,000? $900K. Charlie Sheen has $754,000. It's me! It's a boy, it's a boy!

Yes! Ooh, tight game here. Oh, stop the music, please. All right, next celebrity. So it's two to Clint, one game here. Oh, stop the music, please. All right, next celebrity. So it's two to Clint, one to me. Correct, sorry, I should repeat that. Two, one to Clint. Nicole Scherzinger.

Where are you getting this list of... Oh, you know these people, mate. You're specifically using people from the mid-2000s today. There you go. For Nicole Scherzinger, you've said 3 million, Clint. Yeah. Brie, you have said 3.3 million. Nicole Scherzinger has 3.6 million.

Brie! Tie break! Tie break! What a comeback. I never get this close. How did we end up at tie break? I was meant to down trowel you. Oh, all right.

Final celebrity in the Instafame game. I always love the pussycat dolls. Loosen up my bum, babe. All right, final celebrity. And for the game, Reese Witherspoon. Reese Witherspoon. I mean, she's a little bit older.

Yeah, but she's going to have a... Actually, why am I helping you? All right, for Reese Witherspoon. Clint, you've said $15 million. We're at tiebreak. Brie, you've said $34 million. Sorry. Oh, my God.

Reese Witherspoon has $14 million. Clint has gained. Yes! Oh, my God. We got there in the end. All right, mate. It's just a game. Jeez, I almost got it spot on as well.

God damn it. It's just a game. Damn it. Says the most competitive person I've ever met. I hate this game. Zeddy is bringing Clint. Strap in, everybody. I don't know if you realise this,

but we this afternoon are in the presence of a real-life celebrity. Where? It's you, mate. Get your cameras ready, everybody. Is that the paparazzi outside? I think it is. Yeah, it's okay. All right.

Because somebody on this show has a two-page spread in New Zealand's most illustrious, salubrious magazine, The Woman's Day. It is a pinnacle for me. It is a moment. Opened The Woman's Day today and there I am. There you are in all your glory. In my red turtleneck that they put me in.

You know, I mean, very, very grateful to be in Women's Day. Yeah, it's an honour and a privilege. I've never been in there. It is. My mum, she doesn't know the news yet, but she will be very, very excited. You know who needs a copy of that Women's Day is your mother. I need to send her a copy.

She will archive that for the rest of your life. And I'm so excited for her to get it out at Christmases and birthdays. It'll be great. One thing I did notice in the spread, it's a very big picture of me. Are you across both pages, that one photo of you? I'm a very long woman.

I'm just very lengthy. But one thing caught my eye in particular. I thought they might need for you, they might need to do the, you know where you fold out the extra page? So we can get all your length in there. Yep. No, I'm very long. And one thing caught my attention.

It's not the hoop earring that they put me in. I've never seen you wear a hoop earring in your life. Oh, mate, I wear hoop earrings all the time. I've never seen you wear a red turtleneck either. Or white jeans. No, look. Who even are you? none of that caught my attention it's i'm not wearing shoes in the picture and we will post because you're relaxing i actually

posted this to our brie and clint instagram if you want to go have a have a gaze at it uh it's my enormous cankle i'd sprained my ankle a week before that. I'd fallen down an embankment and I'd sprained my ankle and it makes a massive cameo in this article, can I say? See, I didn't see it at first, but the minute my attention was drawn to it. You can't look away from it? It's all I can see.

Okay, all right. No, no, no, because it's jumbo. And it's not normally like that. I mean, you've got beautiful ankles. No, I don't. They're usually pretty bad. It looks like, because the white jeans I would describe as capri, like they come mid-calf. They're a pedal pusher. And then

there's the sausagey ankle just oozing out the bottom of it. Here's the bit though. If you don't listen to the radio show, if you don't listen to our show, you're not going to get this behind the scenes take.

You're just going to pick up this week's issue of Woman's Day and you're going to see it. They're not going to know that you've got a sprained ankle. That's true. They're just going to go,

look at her. She's so body positive just with her beard. I mean, she can't wear lots of certain stilettos because that cankle ain't fitting in.

And I love, I love that the cankle's also made a cameo. It answers a few questions. About? About just, you know, life being a little bit bigger and just what it's like to not fit into certain shoes and socks. If you would like to see Bree's big debut, I didn't mean to say big. No, no.

The article's actually really, really lovely. It's nice. I really appreciate it really, really lovely. It's nice. I really appreciate it. The guys are at Women's Day. But that cancels, I tell you. Don't put you in there too often, otherwise other parts of your body will start swelling up. Zee, it's Bree and Clint.

This is an intimate topic. We're going to talk about how often people are doing it. And by it, we mean it. And it's a normal thing. It's a normal thing. But obviously people have an idea because obviously you don't ask most of your friends. No.

Actually, no, we talk about that in my friend circle. Yeah, but. But people lie. But also what you assume for the opposite sex as well. Right. You know? So and everyone goes, oh, am I doing the right amount or am I normal?

Yeah, what's the average? How much should I be doing it? So there's a study that's been done and they've taken men and women in the US and in the UK. So similar cultures, I think, similar like, similar practices, similar dating rituals

as you would have here in New Zealand. And they've asked people honestly what their number is and then they've asked them what they think the opposite sex's number is. Which is interesting to me because obviously it shows what people think other people are doing behind closed doors. Well, the discrepancy is quite major. So this is men and women aged between 18 and 29. Okay.

So on average, people assumed that... this is men and women aged between 18 and 29. Okay. So on average, people assumed that men in the US were doing it 14 times a month, which is about every second day. Whoa! In reality, they're doing it four times a month

on average. Once a week? Yes. Yeah. Women in the US was assumed they were doing it 17 times a month. Okay. That's every second day plus a couple of bonus days. That's a lot of work. 17 times in a 28-day window. All I think about, this is how lazy I am.

I'm like, oh, that is a lot of effort. It's a lot of effort. In reality, women in the US, six times every four weeks. It's about right. Is it about right, is it? Oh, I mean, what? And you're single. What about you?

You know the survey was asking We're the partner, right? Yeah, that's what I meant Okay Well, you've got a partner Is that right? As I gloss over this part of the conversation What this is showing is The discrepancy in what you think other people are doing

And in reality what they're actually doing. We need a test subject. It's less than half. Back to you with the test subject. All you have to say, you don't have to say anything, is it about right? Yep. That's all you have to say.

Cool. And now we will ask the people listening. This is what we'll do. This is what we'll do. I mean, I wish I could come into... Oh, shit. I said... I was going to say I wish I could come in on the topic.

No, you're right. But I'm single and it's donuts for me at the moment. So I can't really... I'll wait. I'll't really. 0800 dial. Do we want to do this or do we want to just? Yeah, go on. Why not? Okay, how do you want to?

0800 dial ZM. It's just such a taboo topic. What were we going to ask again? Oh, have you done it in the last month? Yes or no? At all. At all. Okay.

Yes or no? Yeah. That's it because we want to get our own stats for New Zealand. Don't tell us. We'll try and guess. I like that. Let's give it a go. ZDM's brilliant clip.

We're having a discussion trying to figure out the reality of how many times New Zealanders are doing it a month, a week, on average kind of thing. And by it, we mean vacuum cleaning, you know? The housework. Exactly. Yeah. How often are you doing it? Because people are assuming you're doing it a lot more

than you actually are. I mean, how often are you getting a big hose and sucking things up off? All right, all right, all right. Vacuuming. I thought we were talking about vacuuming. So the stats have come out from a study that in the US, people assume

that men are doing it 14 times every 4 weeks. In reality, it's more like 4. And with women, they're assuming it's 17 times every 4 weeks. And in reality, it's more like 6. So on average, we've figured out for men, once a week. For females, just over.

1.25 times a week. I love the reality of how 1.5 times a week. How often people think it actually happens though. We're going to put it out there and see if we can guess just by talking to you

what? At all? Should we say this week? Or in the past week? Yeah, okay. Alright, let's go with in the past week. In the past seven days. In the past seven days, we are going to guess. Have you done any housework?

If you've done any housework. Kerianne, hi. Hello. Hello Kerianne. I'm going to go with yes. I'm going to lock in yes. Sorry. Kerri-Ann, is it? Your Honour, no further questions. Is it a yes?

It is an absolute yes. Yes, it is, Kerri-Ann. Hey, Kerri-Ann, congratulations. You're doing a great job. Oh, thanks. Of the house. Enjoy that Dyson. Jade.

Hi, Jade. Hi, Jade. Hi. Jade. What do you do for a job, Jade? I'm a cleaner. Oh, well, 100%. In the context of this conversation, we'd have to say 100% yes.

Yes. Unless you've had a week off. No. Do you have a boyfriend? I do. He just got back from Wellington. He's a lucky man. Thank you, Jade.

Geordie. Hi, Geordie. Hi, Geordie. Hi. Geordie. Hi. God, isn't it an unrealistic stereotype that only women are calling to talk about housework? I know, right?

Anyway. Well, considering about three have, I wouldn't say it's unrealistic. Geordie. What did you have for dinner last night, Geordie? I had butter chicken. Oh, I'm going to go with no. Yeah. That's a no.

Definitely not last night anyway. That's a meal. Oh, yeah, it doesn't mean the rest of the week she hasn't though. I'm going to say yes. Geordie? Yeah, you did. I'm impressed with New Zealand. I'm loving this chat

and it's also making me feel very bad about myself. Becca, hi, welcome to the show. Kia ora. Hey girl.

Hey girl. What part of the country do you live in? Christchurch City, Wilburn. Oh, Christchurch City. Oh,

I'm coming to Christchurch this weekend. Hey, hey. Yay. Come on. Not my birth, I'll see you out in the town.

Becca. Oh, hey. Yay. Come on. Not my birthday. I'll see you out in the town. Oh, Jay, you'll shout. How cold is it down there at the moment? Pardon? How cold is it down there at the moment? Oh, well,

I'm used to it. I can walk around and juggle on a cold day. So she's alluding to the fact that she... I'm a camp champion all day. I'm used to it. She adapts to her surroundings and nothing is putting her off.

Becca, I'm going to go with yes. Wrong. You and me both, girl. You and me both. Do you want to take one man? Let's go with one man. Will, hi. Hey.

Hey. Will, how old are you? I'm 23. I need to ask Will, have you played Fortnite in the last week? I haven't in the last week. Then I'm going to go with yes. Then I'm going to say yes. It's a yes.

Yeah. And see, that's what you get when you don't play Fortnite. Hey, congratulations to everyone except Becca. And Becca, happy hunting, mate. And I'll see you in Christchurch this weekend and we can go out and find some new stuff to do.