ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – August 15th 2019

Episode Date: August 15, 2019

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Kia ora everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. I've got um, anxiety today guys. I wondered if you did. Yep. It's very normal to get. Yeah. I find I get it, the older I get, it's... The worse it gets?

The worse it gets, yeah. It's not a nice feeling. It's, it's, it's enough for me to, to, because I'm now, the, the anxiety and also the feeling of being hungover, I think about that more than I think about having a fun night out now. And it's enough to put me off. I'm like, you know what? I'm just going to stay home. Nah, I'm not that person yet.

Not yet. Nah, hell no. Why do you have anxiety? So you obviously went out last night. Yeah, I went out to the launch event for the TV show that I hosted. So everyone was there and, you know, whatever. I feel like I may be, and you guys tell me because you've been around me when I've been on the lemonades,

a bit of an oversharer when I'm drinking. Give us some context before we... Ellie! Producer Ellie! You've got to find out first! Yep. Producer Ellie was there. So was Producer Ben.

I wasn't there. No, you were there mate Who did you overshare with? Some of the cast What did you say? Nothing I think I just went into too much detail About? About an experience that I had

With? Someone that they know In a what kind of sexual way right? Did you sleep with one of the cast members? No. Who's the mutual friend of the celebrities that you sleep with? Yeah. Are they a celebrity?

No. Oh. No. How do they all know them? Schoolfriends. No, they're not. No, they are. They actually are.

So what are you worried about? What are you worried about? You've told a bunch of big mouth, attention seeking celebrities your deepest, darkest secrets and now they're going to, what, use it against you? No, I just feel embarrassed. Right. I don't care that much. And to be honest, I'm not embarrassed or ashamed of that.

I'm just embarrassed that I've told them. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah. I want to know who it is. Yeah, I want to know who it is too.

If you're just not going to tell her, I'll just delete the whole podcast intro because we need to know. Look at Ben wheeling out threats. Ben, tell the story from last night when I came up to you and I was like, Ben, make me a drink. Oh yeah, Brie's like, make me a drink of vodka soda.

And I was like, yeah, okay. And then she hands me an orange juice bottle. What is he, your slave? I'm like, what am I meant to do with this? And then I turn around and she's gone. Yeah, exactly. She's gone. She's gone to socialise with another people.

He produces your radio show, not your nights out. Yeah, true. I smoke bombed real good last night. Did you? Yeah. Nice. I was like, I'm going to the bathroom. Nah, straight out the door.

Smoke bombs are the key to survival. They are. Also known as the Houdini. They should teach it at school. Yeah. Yeah. You don't need to say goodbye, but you need to text them after you've left so your friends know that you're safe. Yeah. Yeah. You don't need to say goodbye, but you need to text them after you've left so your friends know

that you're safe. But you don't need to, as long as you're not, like, as long as you're not, like, looking after them, it's fine.

Just get out of there and then say, hey, I'm safe. I'm on my way home. Ready? I'll reenact what happened last night. Yeah, go.

Yep. Had sex with your mum. See ya. Did you? No. That was a reenactment. Was it one of the contestants' mothers that you ended up

sleeping with? No. I'm joking. It was their dad. Well, so it's not a smoking problem. G'day, everybody. Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Got to tell you a story from last night, mate, before we rip into the show.

Right. We had the launch of the Celebrity Treasure Island show, which is airing on Sunday night, TVNZ 2, 7pm. Anyway, I met all these people there last night. You were there, which was awesome. The producers came, which was so good to have you guys there. And I think you had left because you had to go home to baby Tui. Yes.

And I had an employee, won't mention where they're from, but they work in TV. Okay. Anyway, she comes up to me. I'm going to assume TVNZ. Considering it was a TVNZ party. But, I mean, let's not assume anything. No, it could be.

Could have been Duncan Garner. Could have been someone else. Yeah. Anyway, she comes up to me in the bathroom. She's like, oh, my God, I just want to say I love your guys' show on ZM. I always listen. It's so nice to meet you in person. But, God, your accent is annoying.

Oh, right. I thought as a country we were keeping that a secret from Bree. I thought we weren't telling her. No, people don't keep it a secret. People say it to me all the time. Producer Ellie was there. And she thought it was hilarious, didn't you? Yeah, she had a good old laugh. People love it to me all the time. Producer Ellie was there. She thought it was hilarious, didn't you? She had a good old laugh. People love to preface stuff

like that. They'll say, no offence, I love you, but I hate this. That doesn't make it any better. It's a backhanded compliment. Also, of course, you host Celebrity Treasure Island with Matt Chisholm. He was at the party last night. I saw someone go up to him and go, hey, Clint!

Which I don't think he enjoyed. So if you see him, keep it up. Keep it up. Today on the show, we've got a ripping show for you, including a bit of a domestic going on in the Thomasel family between Bree's mum and Bree's dad. We're going to get them both on the show at five o'clock and try and resolve an issue in your parents' marriage.

Will it end in divorce? We don't know. If it does, do you get anything out of that? I hope so. Is it like a will? Like if they get divorced, do they leave you? Two Christmases. Two Christmases.

Yeah, I think I'd rather my parents stay together. Well, you've never had two Christmases, so you don't know. Also on the show, there is a Reddit thread going viral about why people hate Auckland. Oh, why would you hate Auckland? I think about time people came out and were honest. They've tried to nail it down to some specific points, so we will delve into that soon. But next, if you've ever seen someone, maybe you've been someone who's blown out at a wedding.

Oh, God. Imagine the anxiety the next day after that sort of thing. If you ruin somebody's wedding because of what you did. Did you play up at the wedding? We're going to talk about that after the Jonas Brothers. Bree and Clint, ZM. Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Weddings are a high-pressure situation.

I mean, high reward as well. It goes well, you're going to get a great day about it, right? There's so much pressure on that one day. And so many things that can go wrong. There is a video that is going viral at the moment of a groom sitting at the head table at his own wedding, completely off his face. I said to my brother, don't have another one.

And there he was. It's not Bree's brother, but I mean, it could be anybody's brother. It makes me feel like physically sick, this situation. It could have been, you know, one of the groomsmen, not the groom. He's got that bleary-eyed look that says he's had about six beers too many already and he's wobbling around. He clearly can't talk. And the mother of the bride is sitting there with him,

force-feeding him pieces of salami to try and sober him up on his wedding day. It is just the most unfortunate thing. And it's all been captured on video, and now it's gone worldwide. And you are never, you're spending the rest of your life with this other person whose day you've ruined, you are never going to live that down. I nearly saw this situation, not the exact same, but play out live. I went to my first cousin's wedding and he married a lovely girl

and her mum had a couple of drinks at the old reception. The mother of the bride. Yep. Yeah. So she was at a few and people started to notice that she was getting pretty happy Yeah And anyway, she was sitting So the worst part was is that you know how

At this wedding, you know how they kind of have the bridal table At the front of the room usually At the front of the room They also had these other tables where the parents kind of sat at that table too Like in front of everyone At the head table Yeah Anyway Oh no, drunk mum's on show The mother of the bride where the parents kind of sat at that table too, like in front of everyone. At the head table. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway. Oh, no, drunk mum's on show. The mother of the bride, she's went to sit down. Yeah. And I think she leant back on her chair and then next minute you just hear this big smash and her legs are in the air and her underwear and her dress has completely gone over her head

and she's fallen head back off the chair and she's passed out. Oh, no. The ambulance had to be called. Oh, she knocked herself out. Well, I don't know if she knocked herself out or if she just passed out, but the ambulance had to take her away because it was a hot night. That's whatever I'm saying.

They were like, oh, it's very hot. I think she just overheated. I was like, I think she got drunk. I think she's dehydrated. Severely dehydrated. You know what? I think she's emotionally overwhelmed from seeing her little girl so happy. I think so.

I think that's what it is. At least it was the mother of the bride and not the bride, I guess. Like at least that person, like the mother of the bride can go off to hospital and the wedding can continue. If they take a member of the bridal party away, it's very hard to do speeches. Yeah. We wanted to ask a question on 0800DALZM this afternoon.

Who blew out at the wedding? Was it a key member of the bridal party, the family, someone important? Did they get a little bit too excited and have a few too many liquid encouragements I'm feeling like

I want to hear a bride story a bride story a groom story 0800 dial ZM or you can text us to 9696 with your wedding

blowout stories this afternoon and have you forgiven them as well yeah what happened in the end ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. There's a video doing the rounds of a groom

very, very drunk at his own wedding. Oh, mate. Having to be force-fed by the mother of the bride to sober him up, and it's doing the rounds on the internet. So we've asked, who blew out at the wedding? There's been some interesting texts come through on the text machine and not

all related to exactly what we're asking, but great stories. Someone's texted through and they said, I was the bride's bridesmaid. So one of the bridesmaids. And I pashed and declared my love to the groom.

He got married and then divorced two months later. We are now together. Oh, my God. You just straight up firebombed the wedding. What a place to make your move. Jeez. I don't know how I feel about that.

Yeah, neither. Let's go and talk to Susan. Susan, the groom blew out at a wedding that you were at. Well, yeah, it wasn't really his fault, though. He was quite sick. He wasn't drunk. He was legitimately sick. Oh, right. Like funny tummy type sick? Yeah, I think

so. Oh, did he have the gastro? I think so. So in the morning when he woke up for his wedding, he couldn't even get out of bed, so they had to call a doctor and to give him some kind of shot of medicine to get him up and then they propped him up at the altar

it was like a garden wedding and he had to hold on to a stick they put in the ground What, like a scarecrow? Yeah They did the vows and everything they took maybe a couple of minutes worth of photos and then he went back to bed.

So he missed his whole reception, the dancing, everything. That is devastating. Not his fault, though. Not his fault. One groomsman, that it was his fault, so the bride's brother, apparently, someone's texted through, got kicked out of the reception for doing the helicopter with his corksword. He had to beg to come back into the reception.

I think you should be allowed to do the helicopter at your own wedding. Nah, you should be allowed. If you pay all that money, you're allowed to do the helicopter. Hell, you're even allowed to do the wristwatch and the hamburger. Nah, that's too far. If you feel like it. Is that too far? It's too far.

All right, well, good to know where the line is. Let's go to Maureen. Hey, Maureen. Hi. You're very brave calling us because you are the bride who blew out at her own wedding. I'm mortified. What did you do, Maureen? So I'm Canadian, and my husband is Kiwi,

and we decided we were going to get married at Disneyland. And one of the things when you get married at Disneyland is that everything is a package, right? So you pay $12,000, and you get a wedding for 40 people. And they provide food and everything. So we had an open bar. And my drink of choice at the time, and you don't really have that here,

but in Canada, it's like a Long Island iced tea. Oh, we got those. They're deadly. They're like six drinks in one. Yeah, it's a lot. But that was what I used to drink. So I had a few. And then the bartender at our open bar was like, oh, yeah, yeah.

And, oh, the night before, just to give you a bit of backstory, was that I discovered I had a bladder infection. And I was having some issues. And I was mortified to have anyone pull my dress up. Yeah. And so I was like, oh, no, I'm going to have these. So I had a few Long Island iced teas, and then I got really drunk, and I had to pee really bad.

Oh, no. I know where this is going. Who's going to pull my dress up, right? So anyways, I held it, and I held it, and I held it through the whole thing. You wet your pants on your wedding day, didn't you, Maureen? Yeah, but I'd been taking charcoal tablets to get rid of the bladder infections. It was like black pee. Oh, it was awful.

It was awful. You did a black pee in your own wedding dress at Disneyland. All over the white doggies. All over everything. Maureen, you win. Yeah, you win. Congratulations. I don't know what the prize is, but you win. I just got to read out these last two texts because they're so good.

Someone's texted through and they said, our best friends got married and my partner and I were best man and maid of honour. Their first dance video is absolutely beautiful aside from the fact that in the background I'm trying to wrestle a bottle of champagne from my mum's hands. And that's forever. A video like that, that's forever. What a beautiful video

ruined. Enjoy your big day, New Zealand and drink responsibly. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Let's go to LA. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. This is a soap opera that unfolds every day at the moment.

Dean, give us the latest on the Liam and Miley split. Oh, my goodness. This needs its own reality show. Here's the update on this one. Okay, people in Miley's camp, okay, have come out saying that Liam has accused him of getting really drunk all the time and getting on the drugs, although they wouldn't specify which ones.

That's what they are saying was the reason they split up. And then you've got people who are friends with Liam coming out saying, Miley's been doing the dirty. Miley has been doing the dirty, if you catch my drift, and cheating on him. So both teams are now coming out,

slamming the other one. You're not hearing it straight from the actual stars themselves. It's just all of their friends that are now chiming in on this. Although Miley Cyrus' sister was trying to downplay everything and say, oh, no, everything's fine. I'm just trying to, you know, just hear from Miley. But there you go. It's now turned really ugly.

And in other related news, Miley and that hot girl, Caitlin Carter, driving around town in L.A. today in a new Mercedes Benz together, just looking hot, just got pats driving around. I don't know. I feel like there's something really going on there and I think there

might have been a crossover there's something that's happened in this thing because it seems like so dark with him coming

out and saying you don't understand I don't want to talk about this because your normal celebrity breakup whether that's truth or not

you just go oh you know we're really sad that we've broken up, but we wanted to see other people. That's life. But there's something inside this that has happened that someone's not talking about.

That's gone down. Maybe it'll come out soon. Speaking of feuds, Dean, tell us who of the cast from Will & Grace are in a feud. Mydrama.com. Debra Messing And Megan Mulalany No You know she plays Karen

Yeah I know I know I know I know Here's what happened Guess what they did What?

They unfollowed each other On Instagram That's the worst thing You can do in 2019 That's worse than Running someone over With your car Yeah you're better off

To stab each other Smash me in the face. Punch me down to the ground. But unfollowing, you are going to hell. Brie and I are both, call us old, but we're both actually really big Will & Grace fans. Love it. And the stink thing about this is the show's been rebooted.

Like, it's a comeback. It's a free... It was good. It was actually good. Like, so many of these reboots are crap. They managed to pick up where that show left off, and it was still as funny and they all still looked good and it wasn't sad and now

because two of the cast members aren't getting along I heard that the next season's been cancelled. Like that's the end of Will and Grace. Probably. How do you even do it without them getting along? Look what happened to Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall. We're never going to see another Sex and the City anything because of their feud ever. Arguably

it's good we're not going to see another Sex and the City. You be nice., ever. Arguably, it's good we're not going to see another Sex and the City. You be nice. The first one was all right. The first one was all right, and then they went to Dubai. Yeah, and made a lot of money. Sex and Dubai. That was a commercial decision, wasn't it? Sex in the desert.

Sex, and then we're going to make a lot of money if we film it in Dubai. Sex and some camels. That was the poster of the movie. That's Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Listen up, sausage lovers. Meat. All varieties. If you love a bit of sauce, I've got some news for you. Actually, let's just chuck a couple sausages on now just to get

the mood right in the studio. I've brought the grill in and we'll just... I love a pork and fennel sausage. Get that still sort of away. Yeah, get that pork and fennel. There we go. A sausage expert who studies sausage.

I've studied a fair amount of sausage in my day, Clint. Yeah, yeah. Well, he does it for a job. I've studied, yeah, multiple different types of sausages from all different countries. Pork sausage. Pork sausage. Pork sausage, beef. Beef is quite common. Do you like a fatty sausage?

I do. Yeah, no, I don't mind a fatty sausage. Do you like those thin sausages? No, more a girthy sausage. You like a nice thick sausage. Yeah, thick sausage I think is better. Thin sausage is sometimes quite nice for breakfast. They call that breakfast sausage.

Anyway, oh, these are coming along nicely. Oh, bit of fat just spat on my face. Sorry. Excuse me. What? The sausages. Oh. I'm sizzling up.

Oh, the sausages. Do you want to hear the sausage news? Yeah, I want to hear it. So a sausage expert has spent three years studying 75 different types of sausage. And he has said that in the future, if we want sausages to be a sustainable food source, we're going to change what goes into them. Right. So he said that in the future, we need to start incorporating,

because meat, bad for the environment, bad for climate change. He said that we need to start putting insects into our sausages. Oh, that's... Because they're a ready food source. No. And also, he said start packing out your sausages with seaweed. No. Not a kuna matata over here.

No, this is what the expert says. He says that's what... I don't care what he is. He said, he's the expert, he said... How many sausages has he handled? Minimum 75. Has he? He studied more than 75 different types of sausage.

He said as long as you put food inside small pieces of skin, it's a sausage. Doesn't matter if you're stuffing seaweed, insects, bark. You could be stuffing some paleo muesli in there. According to him, it's still sausage. Right, and what's he? Sausage expert. I didn't realise that that's a job.

Neither. Penis expert. That's crazy. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Pretty simple question for you, Nuzlan, to ask the question, why do you hate Auckland?

Why do you hate Auckland? Why do you hate it? Oh, man. Whoa, I just need to talk to you. Why do you hate Auckland? Why do you hate Auckland? Why do you hate it? Oh, man. Whoa, I just need to talk to you. Why do you hate Auckland? It's actually going a little bit viral on the old Reddit at the moment where someone just asked the basic question, why do you hate Auckland?

And it's interesting to see what some people have come out and said. Auckland's an easy target. It's the biggest city. Gets everything. And also Aucklanders. And I say that from a place of love. I've lived here for 12 years. I'm not an Aucklander. I'm from Rotorua. But I like it here. I like it here. I like the city. I like the people. But not everybody does. And that's true.

And there's a few people that have come out and said that they believe people in Auckland are dismissive and inconsiderate. And they also think there's too many people in Auckland. They don't like how big it is. Right, right, right, right, right. It's a weird reason to not like a place, though. Like, you don't like it because too many people like it. Although that's a thing, right?

Yeah, that's a thing. Auckland's too mainstream. Maybe that's your problem. You're like, oh, everyone's living there. Which I mean, I look at those answers and you don't really get into the nitty gritty of what people really dislike about Auckland. No. If this was like a psychology appointment, we've only scratched the surface. Exactly. Like, we've got to drill down on this. Like, does the

Sky Tower just annoy the shit out of you? Do you hate the colour blue and think their rugby team sucks because of it? What do you mean? They suck because they suck in general. Yeah. Well. Not because of the colour. Do you hate Auckland? No. I love. I like Auckland.

Right. Because you're starting to sound a lot like one of those Reddit people. You know? I'm just saying the rugby team sucks. Yeah. It does. You don't think so. You come out and say because you're starting to sound a lot like one of those Reddit people. I'm just saying the rugby team sucks. Yeah. It does. You don't think so. You come out and say that you're a Blues supporter then. I am not a Blues supporter.

Stop. I actually, I put this meme up on my Instagram last night about how much the Blues suck. And Hannah Barrett, Bowdoin Barrett's partner, wife, messaged me and he's moving to the Blues next year. And I was like, oh God, I've offended the Barrett family. And I had to message her back and go, oh, not next year though. Next year, next year the Blues will be good.

They'll be, when you guys get here, they'll be, they'll be great. They'll at least win one game. Hey, just because he's going there, I mean, you can only polish a turd so much. I will never support the Blues, but that's not because they suck. It's because I'm from Rotorua, so I'm Chiefs hard. You know, Chiefs mana. Chiefs all day, baby. Right.

Yeah, yeah. I'm not a bandwagon supporter. Same reason why you love the Queensland Reds. My cousin played for the Queensland Reds. My cousin played for the Queensland Reds. Thank you very much. Rudy Vidalago. Do you think Rudy's one of my top five Queensland Reds of all time. Is he? Yeah. Yeah, there wasn't

many, was there? He's up there with Quade Cooper. Do you think that, I mean, the internet hasn't given us the answers that we want. No, I don't think they've given us any answers at all. Do you think the radio could give us the answers as to why people hate Auckland? I feel like I want people to weigh in on this, and I want you to get down to, even if it's the smallest thing,

I want you to tell us, why do you hate Auckland? And it's not limited to people outside of Auckland. No. You might live here and hate it. Yeah. Yeah. There are lots of reasons, we think, but can we kind of figure them out? Can we get a consistent reason?

Yeah, let's work together and let's be honest, okay? Yep. Do it from a place of love. I mean, or hate. Just call us. Yeah, or either or. You can call us.

0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Why do you hate Auckland? ZM Spree in Clint. The podcast. Like the acronym J-A-F-A or Jaffa. Mm-hmm, the other name for an Aucklander. You can work out what that means as well.

And we're trying to figure out why this afternoon. Why do you hate Auckland? A Reddit thread, people have been weighing in on this topic and I feel like we haven't gotten to the bottom of it. No, it's all surface stuff at the moment, right? So we've all said it's too big. Which, yeah, okay. Yeah, fair.

If you don't like living in a big spot. stuff at the moment, right? So we've all said it's too big. Which, yeah, okay. Yep. Yeah, fair. Sure. If you don't like living in a big spot. And I mean, Aucklanders do cop a fair bit. Yeah. I feel like. They can handle it because they get everything else. It's like, yeah, okay, well. That's fine.

We've got Friday James live, so, you know. We're asking the simple question, why do you hate Auckland? There's some really interesting text coming through on the text machine. Someone texted in. They said, I moved to Auckland in 2000. I was 14 at the time. I'm half Maldi and Samoan. I told my parents I hated Auckland because there were too many brown people. What?

And they were horrified. But you are brown, they said. Yeah. I still didn't care. Right, okay. Like a bit of self-hate to get the ball rolling. Hi, Dean. First of all, you live about as far away from Auckland as possible

in sunny Invercargill. That's the one, yeah. Invers. Have you ever visited Auckland before? Yeah, I went there on a swim trip, yeah. Okay. What year was that? Probably trip, yeah. Okay. What year was that? Probably 2012, 2013.

Okay, fairly recent. Not much has changed since then. Tell us why you hate Auckland. Well, like, you know how America thinks they are the whole world? Yeah. Like, nothing actually

happens right outside? Yeah. Well, Auckland thinks they're like the whole New Zealand. Like, all of their problems are everyone else's problems. Yeah. I get that. Zealand. Like, all of their problems are everyone else's problems. Yeah. I get that.

Yeah. So, like, oh, we have high house prices. Oh, boo-hoo sort of thing. Dean, is that why you guys hate Australia as well? I don't mind Australia. It's just, yeah, no, I just don't like Auckland. Dean, do you prefer Australia to Auckland? Oh, parts of Australia, yeah.

What parts? Wait, wait. Wow, okay. What parts? Wait, wait. Wow, okay. What parts? I don't know, like Gold Coast, Queensland. Oh, it's a win for me, guys. It's a win. It's Bree's home.

It's a win. Stick with us, Dean. We're going to run you through some of these other messages that have come in. Someone said, I hate Auckland because I have to pee in a container when I'm on the motorway and I get stuck in a traffic jam. You don't have to pee in a container. You could have done some better time management. Yeah, true.

Yeah, well, like, you guys have to plan around traffic. I just have to plan around my laziness. Well, that's the beauty of Invercargill. Okay, what about this? I hate those traffic lights that only let one car onto the motorway at a time. They are annoying. To be honest, I hate those as well. Yeah, I hate those.

Do you have those to get onto the motorway in Invercargill, Dean? Do you have a motorway? No, we just have a main street. Right, and is there traffic lights to get on and off it? Well, there's just crossroads, so probably, I guess so. Right, okay. Boo-hoo. Nah, you're living the life in Invercargill.

I've been there. I loved it. A bit cold, but, you know, someone's texted through and said that there's no parking. That is a nightmare. Oh, these are not reasons to hate a place. Well, obviously they haven't heard the ad about Winton. How does the ad for Winton go? They're talking about how there's no traffic lights, doesn't need them,

and there's no parking meters, doesn't need them either, so take a drive to Winton. Damn, Winton sounds delightful. Yeah. Do you reckon a bunch of Aucklanders should move there and spice the place up? You know, bring the house prices up Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah You stay up there

As a man who's just had a daughter I think I will become one of these I'm trying to be a cool dad already But I'm just thinking Keep it cool, mate I just don't think I'll be able to handle it when the day comes Growing up, your dad, Big Steve Would you call him overprotective of you?

Look, my dad is a strong Italiano-fuelled human being. And there were some awkward times in my childhood. You were his little girl, yeah. Yeah. And he had two girls. And let's just say there was a couple of times where he got a bit overprotective. Your dad is a farmer. Does he own a gun?

Yes, he does. Right, that's enough for me to never want to date you. I put that down to why I'm still single, actually. Yeah, he still... Because you don't think he's got Instagram, but he does. So if you start dating someone, he gets in the DMs and it's just a selfie of him holding up his fist going, oh, I dare you.

Seriously, come at me, bro. No, one time my sister brought a guy over and it was at Christmas time, first time he ever came to our house, right? And he rolls in and he's sitting on the couch and I remember it so vividly and this poor guy, like obviously there's heaps of our family, and my dad rolls in and he looks at him, doesn't say hello.

He sits down next to him. And my dad's just been out on the farm, sits down next to this guy. And he goes, so you're Russell. And this guy goes, yeah. And my dad literally pulls out a pocket knife from his pants that he has because he's a farmer and he flicks out this pocket knife and goes, he's just looking at the knife and he goes, I've castrated a lot of animals with this knife.

I love my daughter very much. And then stands up and walks away. You know the beauty of that is you haven't actually directly threatened anybody. You've just stated a couple of facts. I love my daughter and I know how to remove testicles. That's all you've said. And you haven't directly said it to whatever,

I've even forgot his name now, whatever the guy said. Not overprotective at all. Is that boy still part of your family? No, he's not. No, he wouldn't be. He ran for the hills. It's a fine balancing act for fathers I think because you want to tread a line

between getting rid of the absolute like, shoot kickers that show up at your door that want to date your daughter, but then also not being so intimidating that your daughter ends up alone for the rest of her life, right? Yeah, it's a very fine balancing act because if you don't get it right she's going to live with you for the rest, you're going to be paying for her

for the rest of your life. Exactly. You don't want that. Some birds you cannot cage. We thought we'd take some calls this afternoon on 0800DALZM about overprotective dads. Do you have one? Do you have a story similar to my dad where they just took

it too far? And this isn't exclusive to girls either dads can be protective of their boys as well mums can be protective but I think we stick to

dads for stories today let's go dads has he done something did he intimidate a partner of yours did he show up

somewhere that you weren't expecting did he drag you out of the clubs something like that we want over protective dad stories this afternoon

on 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696 as well. If you're scared and you're hiding from the dad. If you need a fake name so that dad doesn't hear you on the radio that's fine. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We're talking about overprotective dads. Do you have one?

Is he all about you? Like it comes from a place of love but does that mean that you're never going to have a boyfriend or girlfriend because of him? Can I say I grew up with a very overprotective Italian father and, yeah, it got awkward at some stages, you know. But he loves you, right? Yeah, I think so.

I think there's a lot of, do you want to hear one of the texts that are coming through? Yeah. This text said, my parents were both in the police force. My stepdad would stick his target practice pieces of paper to our bedroom doors with some precise headshots. Then mum would go outside and greet each boy and she'd take a tape measure out to check that their cars had been lowered legally. It's just, yeah, two police officers as parents. It's a duo.

You know that they can look at your record as well. Like they've got access to you. Like they already know everything about you. So if you've got to the house, I think you're probably pretty safe. Yeah. Richard, you dated a girl with an overprotective father. Is that right? I did date a girl with an overprotective father, yeah.

She was the oldest of five. And the first time I showed up to pick her up to take her to the movies, her dad was sitting on the porch polishing his shotgun. Shway! That's a big dad move right there. Country, out in the mighty Waikato. Did your butt

tighten up real tight? Yeah. You see, he asked me really nicely to be home by 10, I got her home by 9.30. Very good. Very good. I love it. It's a good move. Let's go, Michael. Michael, hello. Hello, how's it, Michael. Michael, hello. Hello, how is it?

Good. Now, you have a protective dad, but he's protective of your sister. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah, very much so. Okay. Tell us what he does. Whenever my sister brings a boy home or whatever,

he writes their names on bullets and puts them up in the middle of the lounge. He does not. Does to. Oh, my God. What does not. Does to. Oh my God. What does he do when you bring girls home? Nothing, just has a laugh and give me a high five.

Isn't that double standard, right? I mean, I don't want him writing the name of girls on bullets in your lounge. Oh no. That's not the opposite direction I want him to go in.

That would definitely worry me. Like if I came into your household and that was there, I'd be like, oh. Has it had the desired effect? Like Brie's concerned that her dad has scared off any potential love match for her in the future.

Like maybe this is it. Maybe that's it. Nah. Yeah. And what about your sister? Like has she managed to find somebody? Yeah, has now. But it was a bit sketchy at the start.

Right. Yeah, let's, to be honest, now that I think about it, I don't think it has anything to do with my dad. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really.

Picking a movie based on just the plotline That she can do Brie and Clint's What The Plot Our movie guessing game where you take on Brie And if you can beat her you get to go to the movies for free Olivia, hi Hello Hello

Brie has won 19 games and lost 5 games this year Pretty good run. Yes. I'm like the All Blacks of this game, Olivia. She's kind of like the All Blacks, although the All Blacks are on a pretty stink run at the moment. Yeah, well, I have my down points. I was going to say, they haven't had a good run,

but hopefully it's my lucky day. I'm the Black Ferns of this game. There you go. There's a bit of reference. Olivia, you should know the rules. If you don't, you buzz in with your name when you know what it is. Don't wait for me to finish. You need two correct movies to win the game, okay?

Okay. Here we go. Let's get it. First movie. Two childish adults have one thing in common. Bree. Bree. Step Brothers.

Woo! She's back! No! That could have been any movie with brothers in it Bring it Olivia I didn't even say They were brothers I just said they were adults

I ain't here to play Can you Can you see in the reflection Can you see my screen No Maybe she can Sorry I've pulled my headphones out Mate I can barely see my laptop

There you go I'm back I'm back everybody Olivia You've got this okay Here we go Alright I'm ready What's your back, everybody. Olivia, you've got this, okay? Here we go. Okay, I'm ready. What's your specialty?

Adults movies or animated movies? Animated, probably. Okay, all right. Or like kids movies. Oh, okay. Oh, that's a giveaway. Underachiever is movie number two. Underachiever Oscar is a pint-sized fish with grand aspirations.

When mob-connected great white shark Frankie is accident... Liv. Olivia. Shark's tail? Shark's tail is correct. Oh, that's good. Good one. Good one there, Olivia. All right, well, you know. Welcome to tie-break.

You're taking sides now, aren't you? I'm not going to reveal whether this is animated or adult. Okay. Or adult animated. Is it X-rated? Or X-rated. Okay. Or G-rated.

It's probably not X rated. Movie number three and the decider for what's the plot. John and Jane, a couple in a stagnating marriage. Oh, I know this one. Live a deceptively mundane existence. Damn it. However, each has been hiding a secret from the other. They are assassins working for adversarial...

Bree. Oh, did you get in there, Olivia? Did you buzz or did you groan? I did. You buzzed. I buzzed. I'm going to get... I just said live, though.

I think that's fine. I did hear noise come from Liv before I heard you say Bree. Oh, this is bull. No, do the producers agree with me? Yeah, the producers agree. Liv, you have... Ben was asleep. You have one guess. You have one chance at this. Is it Mr. and Mrs. Bull. No, do the producers agree with me? Yeah, the producers agree. Liv, you have... Ben was asleep. You have one guess.

You have one chance at this. Is it Mr. and Mrs. Smith? That is the correct answer. I'm not happy. You want an instant replay? Oh, my God. I want an instant replay. I'm excited.

Liv, you take the movie tickets home. Congratulations. Nice work, Liv. Thank you so much. I listen to you guys every morning and I love it, just saying. Every afternoon. I was going to say. I was going to say, you listen for a long time, Liv.

You get the tickets. You also get the sixth victory of the year, which is big. Olivia, you know how big deal that is? Yay! ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. So, Clint, I got this text from my mum yesterday. Mama Di. Yeah, who we've got on the phone right now. Hi, Mum and Clint, the podcast. So, Clint, I got this text from my mum yesterday. Mama Di.

Yeah, who we've got on the phone right now. Hi, Mum. Hi, Mama Di. Hi, guys. How are you going? Good. Beautiful people. Yeah, I'm good, Mum, but I feel like you're not so good

because you sent me a text yesterday saying that Dad has done something terrible and I think we should get him on the show because I want to find out what he's done. But he's not going to know that you're listening, okay? Okay, that sounds like a plan. Good, you've just got to be really quiet, all right? I will. I'll find it difficult, but I will. You just bite your tongue.

Yeah, if you feel like there's a point where you need to step in, then step in. If you have to, go for it. But until then, maybe stick something in your mouth. Okay. All right, here we go. Hello, Stephen speaking. Hi, Dad, it's me.

Hey, sweetheart, how are you? Good, thanks. Clint's here too. G'day, Big Steve. How are you going? G'day, mate. How are you? Yeah, good.

Good. Good to hear from you. Dad, I need to call you real quick because I got a pretty salty text message from Mum yesterday. Yeah, okay. Mum said... Should I be concerned? I think you should be.

You have a listen. I agree, Big Steve. What Mum said to me, she goes, You should ring your father about what he did for my birthday. Angry face, swearing face, angry face, angry face. And then I said, What did he do? And she said you should ask him. It was bloody disgusting.

It wasn't that bad. It wasn't good, but it wasn't that bad. It sounds bad though, because she sounds pissed and we wanted to get it straight from you. And we don't know what you've done. No, we don't know. Okay, what I did was, Sunday night, I made my mind up that the 13th was on Wednesday, not Tuesday.

You just decided? I just decided the 13th is going to be Wednesday because that probably suited my schedule better. Tuesday morning, I got up, had breakfast. I didn't say happy birthday. I honestly thought it was the next day and didn't say happy birthday, anything, and off I went. So mum didn't say anything. Then she rang me up at 10 o'clock. She said, oh, would you like to have coffee?

And I said, oh, no, I'm pretty busy today. Yeah. So I went, didn't have coffee, had a smoke, went home, had lunch as normal. I saw Mum was a bit cranky. Hang on, who made lunch? Diane did. Dad!

Yep. What are you doing? And I saw she was a bit surly. I thought, oh, Mum's not supposed to be feeling real well. But anyway, that's okay. Went back to work, did all that, came home late. Over 35 years and you've finally, over 38 years and you've finally done it, Dad. You've forgotten her birthday.

It was an honest mistake. That's what it was. I'm telling you. Dad, we have spoken with the other party involved. And as the lawyers and negotiators between this case, we have come to a resolution. Okay. To make up for forgetting your wife of 38 years' birthday,

you will now have to take her on a holiday to Italy. Okay. Done. Mum! I'm taking her her on a holiday to Italy. Okay, done. Mum! I'm taking her away for the weekend this morning. Oh, yeah. I've heard that before too. The plaintiff now joins us live on the call as well. It's dying on the line.

Oi, that's no good. Do you have anything you want to say, Dad? An apology maybe? I've apologised about 20 times. I'm sorry, sweetheart. I didn't mean it. Fair dinkum. Yeah.

Honest mistake. Seriously. Well, it's not so much the apologies, it's what you do afterwards. And he came home late last night and couldn't even be bothered to maybe cook tea or get tea. Oh, okay. This is getting serious. This is... Fair dinkum.

Okay, so... I had to order my own birthday dinner. I had to order the pizza. Okay, this is getting dark. This is getting really dark. We've got to fade them down. Just before... I took mum out for coffee yesterday morning.

I think you might be an orphan now. Yeah, I think so too. Come on, guys! Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Anyone who's ever had their device confiscated from them For whatever reason will be able to relate to this There's a tweet that's doing the rounds at the moment from someone And it reads like this I do not know if this is going to tweet

But I am talking to my fridge What the heck? My mum confiscated all of my electronics again. And then below it, it says, sent from LG smart refrigerator. Hashtag 2019, baby. That's the world we live in now. You can get your fridge to tweet for you, which is going to make it very hard for parents to confiscate devices.

If you can go online on the fridge, which means soon you'll be able to go on the toilet, you can't confiscate the fridge. Well, you can't turn the fridge off either because that's a very expensive exercise. So you keep all your food. I don't really get the point of a

smart fridge. I don't get it. You don't like them. Oh, it's not that I don't like them. I just think they're a bit pointless. That's where you and me are very different because my life is headed in the direction of a smart fridge. Why do you need a smart fridge? Convince me why they're not pointless.

Okay, well, it's quite a long list, but I'll try and give you the best points. I want one because it looks cool. Well, that's, no. No, okay, I've got more points. That's pointless. Did you know that these smart fridges that they're bringing out now, and I was playing on the Samsung one in Noel Leeming recently,

you can order your groceries from the fridge and it will deliver the groceries to your house. So you can open the fridge and go, oh, we're out of milk. So you push a button and it orders some milk and it adds to your shopping list. And then at the end of the week or whatever, you push shop and then it can order your groceries for you. Oh, that's amazing.

I wish they had a thought of that. Oh, wait, there's a phone where you can actually sit down and do it from the comfort of a chair. Okay, okay, okay. What about this? There are cameras inside the fridge. So if you're at the supermarket, you can look on your phone and go, have we got milk?

And then you look at the cameras inside the fridge and it will show you whether there's milk in the fridge or not. Only if you had a thing where you could write something. Oh, wait, there's pen and paper where you could do that. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Or your phone. Your phone does that too. What about

you're watching TV? Maybe you're watching the news and then you're like, oh God, I've got to cook bloody dinner. You can put the TV on in the kitchen on the fridge. That's a good one. You can do it like that. Yeah, but then what about like actually concentrating? Yeah, but... Okay, okay, okay.

You can bring a recipe up on the fridge. You can say, hey fridge, tell me how to make spaghetti bolognese. Oh, great. And then a recipe will come up on the fridge. I can walk over to my stove and make the food and then I have to walk over to the fridge and I look. If only there was something where I could hold it in my hair.

Oh, no, wait, there's a phone. Well, that rules out my Spotify idea as well because you can do Spotify on the fridge. The phone does it all. Yeah, but the fridge, the fridge. Does nothing. It's a hub. They call it a home hub. So it's like the centre of your house.

You can tell everybody via the fridge that dinner is ready and it can message you. Oh, you can do that on a phone too. No, a phone, yeah, does that. You haven't deterred me. I still think I need it. I still think I want one. You don't need it.

No, I do. I do. The problem is that I can't afford one. So I thought about just like sticking a tablet to the front of the fridge and pretending it's a smart fridge because then it's a good place to keep your tablet as well. I want people to text through on 9696. I want to know their opinion.

We weren't meant to do that, but I'm interested to see what people think about the smart fridge. Smart fridge. What do you want, smart fridge, yes or no? I think they should call it a pointless fridge. See, it's because you don't get it. You don't get it yet. It's like when they put a camera inside your phone.

You would have been one of those people who goes, but I've already got a camera. No, I wasn't. No? I wasn't that person. Right, okay. A fridge is meant to do one thing, and it's hold all the yummy stuff. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. What were the results of the smart fridge poll?

Um, a lot of people saying they also think it's pointless. And people feel like they say you look like a bit of a wanker if you've got one. You can't look like a wanker inside your own house. No, you can. No, you can't. It's your house. Who are you showing off to inside your own

house? Anyone that comes over. And if you walk over, people go, oh, you're fancy. You've got a smart fridge. You've got money. Well, just don't. I think people would be excited to see my smart fridge if they came over because I'd show them all the cool things it could do. Oh, God, that sounds like a good time.

Oh, well, don't come to my house. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday banger. All right. Someone said that if you're on a diet, you can program the fridge to say to you, do you need that every time you open the door?

See, another reason why I don't want one. You're just adding to the list. That's not a smart fridge. That's a passive aggressive fridge. Yeah, exactly. Can you shut up, fridge? We take your birthdays. We figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday.

Let's go and talk to Chanel. Hi, Chanel. Hi, Chanel. Hello. What's your birthday, Chanel? The 9th of September, 1980. Okay, Chanel, you were 16 in 1996 on the 9th of September. And back in the 90s, this was number one. Your birthday banger has its own dance moves.

How good. Oh, that's a guilty pleasure. It's iconic. Okay. The Macarena. Los Del Rios. Let's talk to Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin.

Hi, Caitlin. Hi. What's your birthday, Caitlin? The 11th of February, 1994. All right, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi. What's your birthday, Caitlin? The 11th of February, 1994. All right, Caitlin, you were 16 in 2010 on the 11th of Feb, and this is your birthday banger. Timberland and Katy Perry, If We Ever Meet Again. Say no more. Say no more.

Say no more. I'm assuming you don't particularly like it? Yeah, it's not bad, but it's a bit off. Yeah, okay. It could be better. No, unless you're being honest. Last one is Sarah. Hey, Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks, Sarah. What's your birthday? It's 10th of January, 1979. Okay, you were 16 in 1995 on the 10th of Jan. And back on that day, this was number one. Murder Up.

Oh, awesome. Murder Up. Murder Up. Inakamozi. Awesome. This is Here Comes the Hot Stippers. That's a good birthday banger. That's awesome. Here comes the hot stepper. That's a good birthday banger. That's brilliant.

I'm very pleased with that. You should be happy. Cool. What are we going to play today? Are we going to play Timberlands with Katy Perry? Are we going to play Lost Del Rios? My vote is the Macarena. Is it?

Hell yeah. I love the Macarena. I'm not too jazzed on any of the other two, so I reckon I'll just give it to you. Yeah, I'll just give it to you. Yes! Yeah, we can do that. And because Chanel was so excited about it too.

Chanel, you win birthday banger. Here we go. Oh, straight away. Can you feel it in your hips, Chanel? Yes. Get it, girl. Dancing in the office. Yeah. Yes!

Try not to dance if you're driving. Here you go. Here's Birthday Banger, Brie and Clint. I am not trying to seduce you. ¡Suscríbete al canal! me, chat with me, and if you could, I'd take you home with me. Now don't you worry about my boyfriend The boy whose name is Vitorino I don't want him, couldn't stand him He was no good, so I Now, come on, what was I supposed to do? He was out of town, and his two friends were so fine

Hala tu cuerpo, alegría, Macarena Que tu cuerpo es fatal, alegría es cosa buena Hala tu cuerpo, alegría,arena, que tu cuerpo es pa' dar la alegría y cosas buenas. Hala tu cuerpo, alegría Macarena, ¡eh, Macarena! Hala tu cuerpo, alegría Macarena, que tu cuerpo es pa' dar la alegría y cosas buenas. Hala tu cuerpo, alegría Macarena, ¡eh, Macarena! I am not trying to seduce you. Macarena, macarena, macarena, macarena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, macarena Que tu cuerpo paga la alegría y cosas buenas Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, macarena

Macarena Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Makarena! ¡Que tu cuerpo paga la alegría y cosa buena! ¡Dala tu cuerpo, alegría, Makarena! ¡Eh, Makarena! ¡Ay! ¡Ay! Come and find me, my name is Makarena I always have to party, cola, chicas que son buenas ¡Ay! ¡Eh, Macarena! So when we were at Birthday Vag,

I love Bree trying to sing along and then realising she doesn't know any of the words except Macarena. Did you know, by the way, that's Lost Del Rio. Did you know that they had a couple of other goes at songs, those guys? Because whenever you get a one-hit wonder, you've got to try again. You've got to strike while the iron's hot. Even the Baja men tried again and they didn't have much luck,

but they tried with a Macarena Christmas song. Have you ever heard that? No. So very, very similar. Oh, yep. Sounds very similar to the original. And then they make it, you know, a little bit festive. Hey, happy Hanukkah.

Oh, okay. I don't mind this. Yeah, but the Christmas stuff is going to come back. Why ruin such an iconic song? You've got to try. If you're a one-hit wonder and you're on the way down, I reckon just swing for the fences. Do a new song.

They can't. There's a problem. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. My wife Lucy and I welcomed our first baby into the world, little baby Tui. Yes. Why?

I hate that sound effect. It's not even a real baby. Excuse me, that's a live recording of her coming out. It is not. You played the sound effect before you had that baby. I know, and then we had the baby, and I realised it's the exact sound they make as they come out into the world.

No, it's not. No, I play it so that if you're thinking about having kids, you know what you're in for. Yeah, it's made me not want one anytime soon. It's contraception for Bree. No, no, no. She's wonderful. She's healthy.

She's – what day is it today? It's Thursday. Oh, she's five weeks today. So what? You're not going to be one of those people, are you? What? You know those people that go, my baby is 286 months old. Oh, no, no, no. No, but at the start you're counting the weeks.

You can. You're allowed. At the start you count the weeks because you're just trying to get through it. But come one year. She's a year old. She's a year. Yeah. No, no, no.

I know what you're talking about. No, no, no. No, but you count in weeks. Do you know those people that do that? Yeah yeah yeah But you count in weeks at this stage Yeah that's fine Also you've got to remember

At six weeks You've got to take them To get your immunisations Yeah Anyway We're getting stuck in this Okay we're getting stuck in this I love to put

Pictures and videos of her On my Instagram Because I'm obsessed with her She's so beautiful And I just And this is the thing that parents get into. I get into this trap of thinking every photo I take is the most

amazing photo ever because she's my daughter and to me she's stunning and I'm like you've got to see this kid. And I don't think people are sick of it yet so we'll keep going for a little bit. Don't tell me whether I'm right or wrong with that. I like it. But I also am mates with you, so.

Yeah, right? Yeah. But also, I don't give a shit. Unfollow me if you don't want to see my baby. Well, I just find the stuff I post on my Instagram is for yourself anyway. Exactly. You know, you post what you want to post. Exactly.

Last night, after I gave Tui a bath, she was wearing this super cute, like, hooded towel thing, and it was given to us by my friend Cara, and I was going to do a little video with her to go, oh, look, Tui, she's wearing the hooded towel. Doesn't she look so cute? It's like she knew. And the minute I hit record, she sabotaged the video.

And what I would like to call a Brie Thomasel move. This is a video that I took of my five week old daughter Tui last night and listen if you can hear the moment that everything goes wrong. It's very early in the video. Oh my god. Oh f***. I was trying to do a nice video about your hooded towel.

It's s*** on me. That's the shit on me. That's the sound of an explosive... I'm so proud of it. Explosive shit. I'm so proud. Coming out of my beautiful baby Tui. Oh, she's growing up just like me. The best bit is it's all on video too.

Like the whole thing is recorded. That's there forever now. Splatter and everything. And if you missed it, it was this bit. That is a juicy fart. And trust me, I would know. It's not a fart,

it's a full shart. Amplified. And just in case, like, in case that piece of audio is good for something, new promo idea. ZM's secret sound.

Tell me what the secret sound is. ZM's Brie and Clint. The podcast. Producer Ellie is here. Hi. Hello. While you were away, Brie, it's one of those things, you know when someone says something and you pick up on it and you go, oh, hang on, is that a normal thing to say in conversation?

I got one from Ellie and I haven't hit her up about it yet. Happens a lot with her. Yeah. Well, I was on my own. I was on my own. I didn't want to just be me versus her. Right. So I thought, and maybe I'm wrong too.

I've got a clip of something that Ellie said. This is actually on the start of our podcast. Okay. So you put it out there. I assume you're comfortable with it. Yeah, go for it. A situation that is a regular occurrence in producer Ellie's relationship. Okay.

Okay, I'm just going to play you the clip, and then we're going to talk about whether that's a normal thing or not. Sam and I actually shower together every shower. I don't know if you know this, but we have like a shower room. Oh, I love it. Yeah, it's like a room, so there's lots of room for us. One shower head or two shower heads? One shower head.

That's always awkward. Yeah, I always hog it. One of you is always more under the water than the other one. It's definitely me. Showering with a partner, not weird. No. Showering with a partner every time. Like they don't shower without each other. Like in the morning when someone needs to have a

shower, you've got to wait for the other one. It's like, come on, man, we need to get in there. Showering together every single time. Is that weird? My ex and I, we used to shower together most nights. Really? Yeah. In the morning?

No, not in the morning, just at night. Because we'd both go to F45 together. Yeah. And then afterwards, instead of both of us having to wait, we'd just both shower together nearly every night. Gotcha. I mean, it's lovely. It's lovely.

It's lovely, yeah, it is. You know what I do hate, though? And I did hate this in our relationship. I hated when, you know, there's certain showers that are very good to shower together in. Yeah. Like my shower where I live at the moment, I feel like is the pinnacle. It is actually. Is it a rain head one?

So the head is high and the water comes directly down rather than out? Get this. Not only one rain head shower, but two. Yeah, then that is perfect for two people. And wait, and there's also one that comes out of the wall if you want to change it up. Can all three run at one time? Yes, they can.

Right, and it doesn't affect water pressure? No. Fantastic. That's amazing. It's the ultimate. And it is good for other things. Ellie, though, is running one shower head, two people every single time. And the issue with this is someone's always under the stream

and someone's always standing off to the side a little bit cold and waiting for their turn to come back in. Yeah, that's not a good time. I love my shower where you can just stand and frolic. I do enjoy it and I will admit I do hog it the most. Sam is very considerate and lets me do that. See, he's losing out here. He is.

But he also gets to look at you naked. Who's the real one here? I actually quite enjoy that time of our day together. It's like a moment of the day that we just have each other and we just can chat and shower and it's just nice. Do you do anything weird in the shower though? No, we don't actually.

I mean, every now and then you might, but not every morning. I never realised that I did something weird until I showered with my partner quite a lot. What do you do? And then they made a comment about it. Actually, maybe you guys won't think it's weird. What is it? Oh, you washed your legs.

No, no, but that is weird. I do this thing where I'll open my mouth and I'll fill it with water. Okay, settle down. I'll open my mouth and I'll fill it with water. Is this PG? Okay. Guys. No, yeah, okay.

Open your mouth. We're adults. Fill it with water. So you're butt naked with the person you love. I open my mouth. You're all slippery. And I fill it with water and then I kind of spit it out onto me. Okay.

Why? Oh, no, it's weird. Why? No, no, no, we're not leaving. I'm not spitting. This will be the bit of the radio break where I hit it and we go out on. No, no. We're going to find out why.

No. Why are you spitting on yourself in the shower? I'm not spitting. But it's like I collect the water in my mouth and then I kind of. Not better. I actually collect the water in my mouth. Do you do that too? I actually do.

I don't spit on myself. Why are you spitting on yourself? But I kind of go. It just runs out onto you. You dribble it down your body. Yeah. And it runs out onto you. You know why?

Why? You know why? I want to know why. I want to know why. I want to know why. Here we go. Stay with me. When it's cold, when you do that, it provides more water over your body. Oh, is that why you do it?

Yes. Nah. It does. It doesn't provide more than if you just stand underneath the shower head directly and it covers you in warm water. No, trust me. You try it at home. Okay.

You try it. I'm just imagining you with your partner in this romantic situation. You guys are me. You try it at home. Okay. You try it. I'm just imagining you with your partner in this romantic situation. You guys are showering together. It's nice. And then all of a sudden you're like. Okay, that sounds like something totally different. Bree and Clint, the podcast. We've got breaking boobie news. Which you wouldn't normally do, but someone's done a post about theirs,

so I thought, hey, let's share in the joy. I like that. I do love the breasticles. A celebrity, a big-time celebrity too, has gone and got themselves some new ones. I said to you just before, I was like, I touched a heap of fake ones last night. Yeah. It was my first experience. Is it wrong to say whose they were? You can't really say whose they were, eh was like, I touched a heap of fake ones last night. Yeah. It was my first experience. Is it wrong to say whose they were?

You can't really say whose they were, eh? Nah, probably not. Because they've told you that they're fake, but they might be. Yeah, maybe they don't want other people. And what a privilege. What a privilege. Can I just say, one person in particular, I would never have guessed. Right, okay.

Would never have guessed. Okay, yeah, yeah. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Pay a lot of money for those. They're that good. I think that's what you want, right? cool, cool, cool Pay a lot of money for those They're that good I think that's what you want, right? That's what, yeah You want them to look natural

That's what you're looking for If I was getting some That's what I'd want Does the celebrity Who's updated her chest area Do they look natural? I don't feel comfortable saying I don't feel comfortable saying

Why? Because they don't. Okay. But that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine in my opinion. And again, I wouldn't normally dwell on a female's body parts like this,

except they've done a post about them, so it's news, right? Okay. The celebrity is Cardi B. I love Cardi B. So do I. I love her attitude. She's so funny. Yeah, I think she's very open and honest, and she is with this too.

She's very real. She's revealed the reason why she got them done. Would you like a couple of guesses as to why Cardi B went and got herself some new, you know, small hungers? Yeah, airbags, yeah. Yeah, because she wanted them bigger? Well, yes, but that's not the reason that she's given. She wanted something that would also act as a flotation device.

Damn it, you've got it in two guesses. Really? According to Cardi B, this is her Instagram post. She's written, I can't swim, so I bought these titties so I can float. Her and I are the same. How did I guess that? Which I just, I don't know if you know The answer to this question or not

Do they float? Do they float? I don't think so I'm pretty sure they're dense Right Yeah I thought they were They're heavy I thought they were a sinker too

Because they're a solid mass There's no air inside them No Right No they're definitely not a floater And whatever the liquid is inside it It's more dense than water So I thought they would

God that's terrible news. Can someone get a message to Cardi B quickly because if she's going swimming and she thinks that this is all she needs she is going to be... Cardi B overboard! Rudely mistaken. I am not. I paid good. Just a bit of a warning. This next

bit of chat might not be for younger ears, but it's on the Herald, this story, and I read the headline and I couldn't go past it. The headline reads... Oh, is this like breaking news? Yeah, it's breaking news. You want the news set up for this? It's a very serious story.

Okay, cool. Oh, nuts. Man's homemade sex toy ends in surgery. Oh, well, we shouldn't laugh. We shouldn't laugh. He's okay. Yeah. So we kind of can laugh about it now, I guess.

Man's homemade sex toy ends in surgery. Yeah, this is like, I think, everyone's nightmare. Where you end up in the hospital because of something that's happened in the bedroom or, you know, that type of injury. I don't think I'm doing risky enough stuff for that to be a realistic nightmare for me. Neither am I, but it is a nightmare. My nightmares need to be somewhat rooted in truth. There needs to be a situation that I could imagine happening. But sure, okay.

You know what I mean? It's everyone's worst nightmare, something that embarrassing. So there's a 34-year-old guy. He's from Hong Kong, and he took himself into the hospital's emergency department with a large metal nut on the base of his appendage. Oh. So he's put his thing – He's put through –

A screw. He's screwed a screw. Oh, right. So not the screw, but the bolt, the round – he's gone through it? Is that what you're saying? So it's the – what would you call it? It's a nut

Yeah, yeah, yeah It's a metal nut I'm just surprised and somewhat Why are all these words related? I know I'm just excited that he's in something And it's not something in him If you know what I mean

Because usually we do hear of the stories Where men slip and they fall on something, you know? Yeah. My friend worked in an emergency room and all I'm going to say is eight billiard balls. Anyway. If you get eight, you win the game. Yeah, I know.

And he won something. As long as the black one goes in last. Yeah, well, I don't think it did. He won something that night and it was surgery. While this guy, so anyway, he's walked into the hospital and he said, this has happened. Yeah.

And they ended up trying to get it off with certain lubricants. Yeah. Couldn't budge. Wouldn't move. Didn't budge it. Yeah. So under general anesthetic. Did they try a wrench?

No, no, they should have. Yeah. Under general anesthetic, the doctors tried to reduce pressure by putting 20 puncture holes into the man's foreskin. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. Because it was filling up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was swelling.

Anyway, they failed. Sorry, I didn't know we were using medical terms. I thought we were still using euphemisms. Oh, sorry, my bad. That's all right. I didn't know what else to call that. They failed at that, so they had to use a diamond cutter To relieve the bolt

To cut the thing off them Yeah I would have thought that's where they would have started Yeah well you'd think so You do not want to saw that close to I love I love That in this article it says at the end of it

One month later A follow up appointment Found that the man had a normal sexual function, though he was left with some scarring. He had not yet had any sexual activity. And I'm sure that's probably because of the operation, not because he couldn't get any. It's because he's banned from Bunnings.

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